Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 18, 2020


GOML LIVE #56 | GENERATION BRAT (Part 1)


Episode Stats

Length

41 minutes

Words per Minute

153.50365

Word Count

6,309

Sentence Count

620

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

The Streets' Mike Skinner is back, and he's got a new album out, and it's a good one. Gavin and Hanks are here to talk about it, and they're joined by Ryan, who doesn't know the difference between Haken Baker and Tame Impala. And they talk about Black Lives Matter, and the best steak in America, and why they love Bubba and Hank's Wagyu Beef. Get Off My Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. New Song / Artist influenced by The Streets: The Streets by Mike Skinner (feat. The Chainsmokers) Recorded in Los Angeles, CA and New York City, NY. Produced by Riley Bray. Music by Ryan Henderson. Editor: Patrick Muldowney. Art: Mackenzie Moore. Mixing: Alex Blumberg. Editing: Matthew Boll. Special thanks to Mike Skinner. Cover art by Jeff Kaale. Theme song by Ian Dorsch. Make sure to check out the album "The Streets" on SoundCloud. Thank you to our sponsor, Vevolution Records. If you like the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe to our podcast and tell us what you think of it! We're listening to us on Anchor.fm/GetOffMyLawn. Subscribe on Podchaser.fm and we'll be giving out some merch! Thanks to Gavin McKinnon for the song "Off My Lawn" and Ryan Mckinnon for sending us your feedback. Thanks also to Ryan for the music we mentioned in this episode. We'll be looking out for your feedback! Get off My Lawn. by Gav's Lawns, Gave us your best shot of the week's Best Beefy Beefy. Gav & Hank's Beefy beefy beef! Gotta have it on the best beef, Gotta get 20% off my Lawns and Gotta Have It on the road by Bubba & Hank s Wagyu beef by Gave Meals on the Best Beef by the Best Steak in Victoria, Texas, Texas? Thanks, Gav and Hank s Beefy's Cored's Beefies, Gorms, Gave it to Gave It 5 Stars by Gee & Gotta Get It Some Beefy by Mr. Wagyu Beefy, Gonna Have It So Much Beefy?


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon!
00:00:25.000 We're good to go.
00:00:53.000 That's a fun little jam.
00:00:55.000 So Mike Skinner's back with The Streets.
00:00:57.000 He's got a new album out.
00:01:00.000 I don't know what it's called.
00:01:00.000 I forgot what it's called.
00:01:01.000 You can fucking look it up, you lazy shithead.
00:01:06.000 So we heard the first single he put out with Tame Impala, and that song was with Hack Baker.
00:01:12.000 Hack Baker, who we talked about a lot on the show.
00:01:14.000 That's a black, folky dude.
00:01:15.000 The thing I like about him is he has an East London accent.
00:01:21.000 And that accent seems to have been replaced with that, like, Bear Grylls!
00:01:25.000 You know that weird accent Londoners, young Londoners do now?
00:01:29.000 But he's got like an old school, what you doing, don't muck about accent.
00:01:34.000 And I appreciate it coming from a young man.
00:01:36.000 And his songs are fucking amazing.
00:01:38.000 It's seven a.m.
00:01:41.000 7am!
00:01:43.000 That gives you a little taste.
00:01:46.000 Um, this one's also with Hack Baker.
00:01:49.000 What is?
00:01:49.000 Associated performer, guitar, vocals, Hack Baker as well.
00:01:52.000 And what song?
00:01:53.000 This one and the other one.
00:01:55.000 What's the other one?
00:01:56.000 Uh, what the hell was it?
00:01:58.000 The one that you just cited.
00:02:01.000 Mm-hmm.
00:02:02.000 So you're interrupting me to tell me that he does another song with Hack Baker.
00:02:08.000 Does he?
00:02:09.000 Yeah.
00:02:10.000 What's the other song, Ryan?
00:02:11.000 The one that you just mentioned.
00:02:13.000 What song did I just mention?
00:02:14.000 7AM?
00:02:15.000 No, remember we showed it on the show?
00:02:18.000 That Tame Impala?
00:02:20.000 Yeah.
00:02:21.000 He's not in the Tame Impala one.
00:02:23.000 Oh, Hackbaker is in Tame Impala.
00:02:25.000 Hack Baker is not Tame Impala!
00:02:27.000 Thank you, Ryan, for your helpful rock knowledge.
00:02:31.000 The man who only listens to single mom music is interrupting the show because he doesn't know the difference between Hack Baker, H-A-K-B-A-K-E-R, and Tame Impala.
00:02:45.000 Do they sound remotely similar?
00:02:47.000 It's the same number of syllables.
00:02:50.000 What are you talking about?
00:02:51.000 I got confused.
00:02:51.000 I thought you said the other song was also with Hack Baker.
00:02:55.000 So I said, well, this is interesting.
00:02:57.000 I'm looking into it because I was looking for the record name, the album name, and it says Hack Baker.
00:03:02.000 So I say, oh wow, I got to mention this.
00:03:04.000 So now you're explaining that your mistake was perfectly reasonable.
00:03:07.000 Is that your new angle?
00:03:08.000 No, no, no, no.
00:03:09.000 Yeah.
00:03:09.000 So when I'm talking about music, please don't interrupt me to say something that is not true.
00:03:15.000 If you're, you better be 110% positive that what I'm saying is wrong before you jump in and go, Hack Baker is also on the song with a Hack Baker.
00:03:27.000 And Hackbaker also does sort of trippy desert music that sounds like it's from outer space.
00:03:34.000 I think it's from Australia originally.
00:03:38.000 And when Hackbaker does that kind of music, he calls himself Tame Impala.
00:03:45.000 Tabernoosh!
00:03:47.000 Oh no, is he going to ruin him?
00:03:49.000 I don't tear down another black man.
00:03:50.000 I have the pain of being torn aside while I deliberately hurt others.
00:03:54.000 I don't tag you.
00:03:55.000 Please don't be offended.
00:03:56.000 I tried to pick people I thought would do this.
00:03:58.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:03:58.000 Okay, phew.
00:04:00.000 See, you kind of, when there's an artist, well, basically every musician now, when you like them, you like their music, you're so reluctant to check out what they have to say in case it's like, we need reparations now.
00:04:11.000 Black Lives Matter is a massive scene in London.
00:04:16.000 London, the police are too pussy to beat up black people.
00:04:20.000 They don't even have guns.
00:04:22.000 They don't even arrest anyone but Tommy Robinson.
00:04:25.000 Uh oh.
00:04:26.000 Oh no.
00:04:27.000 Filth pig cunts.
00:04:29.000 Thanks for ruining Hackbaker for me.
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00:05:52.000 We've got a lot to cover today in a very little amount of time, but let's start with the breaking news, which is Ryan hates his hair.
00:06:00.000 Ryan, I guess because Japanese is his first language, he went into the barber and said, oh, just a haircut, nothing wrong with that.
00:06:09.000 And they said, okay, I guess I'll give him a haircut.
00:06:12.000 But I guess you wanted, what, some faggy trim?
00:06:14.000 Yeah, I wanted to keep most of the length.
00:06:17.000 And now I look like Eddie Guerrero.
00:06:19.000 It's kind of, it's not like a mullet, but there's a lot back there.
00:06:22.000 Like usually they taper it off, but I said keep the back because...
00:06:26.000 Who's Eddie Guerrero?
00:06:28.000 Eddie Guerrero is a deceased wrestler, professional wrestler.
00:06:32.000 We see, the great thing about this show is we have such different areas of expertise.
00:06:35.000 I know about good music and the news.
00:06:37.000 He knows all about single moms music and children's stuff.
00:06:40.000 So if we ever have a problem with Toy Story or wrestling or Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter, boom.
00:06:47.000 What are the two rival factions in Harry Potter?
00:06:52.000 Gryffindor and Slytherin.
00:06:54.000 See, we could have sat here for an hour as I was saying Voldemort and fucking Harry Cobbs.
00:07:00.000 No, Voldemort is, we don't actually say his name.
00:07:05.000 Did I, I told you this story, right?
00:07:07.000 What?
00:07:08.000 Oh, in the back, the road trip?
00:07:10.000 Yeah, it was some crazy storm in Montreal.
00:07:11.000 I was trying to get back to New York City.
00:07:13.000 It's only a six hour drive.
00:07:14.000 So flights are all canceled, stay at a hotel.
00:07:16.000 Fuck, I'd rather just drive.
00:07:18.000 Go to get a rental, no rental.
00:07:19.000 I see a couple there.
00:07:21.000 And I, they are fucking nerds, kind of like my neighbors today.
00:07:24.000 Like, normies so normie that they're in a funny movie.
00:07:30.000 And you would go, haha, no one's that square.
00:07:32.000 So they go, I go, hey man, uh, I'll split the, uh, gas and everything with you if I could go down in the back.
00:07:40.000 I live in, I lived in New York City at the time they lived in the burbs.
00:07:43.000 By the time we got to the burps, they decided they didn't want to go any farther with me.
00:07:48.000 So, uh, I had to take a cab that was another hundred bucks.
00:07:52.000 So it was probably in Westchester.
00:07:54.000 Dang.
00:07:55.000 But anyway, uh, we get in the car, and we're driving for a while.
00:08:01.000 Oh, oh, sorry, they searched my bag for a knife.
00:08:05.000 Just in case, you know, just, I mean, we have kids, we have to be cautious, and you could be a murderer.
00:08:11.000 How'd I... So I hid the knife, went through security, found out the flight was cancelled, came back out, grabbed the hidden knife I had that I put there just in case the flight was cancelled, and just in case I meet a couple that's driving and then I can stab them.
00:08:25.000 Or I just hang out at the rental place, ready to kill people, and then I pretend I was going where they were going and I suss out that a flight was cancelled.
00:08:35.000 It's a form of vanity, that level of paranoia, to think you matter that much.
00:08:39.000 And it's ironic, because if I had a knife, I would have ended up killing them.
00:08:43.000 Because we're driving along, and after we start to get our stride, I guess on 87, she pulls out Harry Potter.
00:09:00.000 So yeah, on road trips, we will read Harry Potter.
00:09:06.000 He drives and I read, so.
00:09:08.000 And if you have any questions, he is basically the Harry Potter expert.
00:09:14.000 These weren't nerds like with tattoos of unicorns and stuff.
00:09:18.000 These are people you see dropping kids off at school.
00:09:20.000 They look like incredibly normal, square, suburban parents.
00:09:25.000 And Jewish, potentially Jewish, dark haired.
00:09:30.000 And she goes, yeah, he can answer any questions.
00:09:34.000 And then they give an example.
00:09:35.000 They're like, for example, Krustlemort, or some fucking castle that I'm sure you're familiar with, where the reason no one ever discovers it is because it has a force field around it.
00:09:45.000 And when you get too close to it, you forget what you were doing and you turn around and walk away.
00:09:50.000 That's their force field.
00:09:51.000 You know, the kind of things that are in children's books.
00:09:55.000 That's true.
00:09:56.000 So she's reading away.
00:09:58.000 And it's funny that I'm reading my own book here, and the first thing I see is Genevieve Hitter tits with the blankets as I explain what was going on.
00:10:06.000 Adult stuff.
00:10:07.000 This is a grown-up book, my book.
00:10:09.000 And she's reading it, and I'm just like, I don't want to read fucking Wizard Dr. Zeus.
00:10:16.000 Why am I listening to J.K.
00:10:18.000 Rowling's made-up stories that she created so her fatherless, homeless son would feel safer when he goes to, I don't know, whatever fucking orphanage school they send wayward youths to?
00:10:32.000 So, eventually I just decide I do want to drive all the way into New York City, but
00:10:37.000 I can't do this.
00:10:38.000 I physically can't listen to Harry Potter for six hours.
00:10:42.000 So if I just go, you know what, if it's all the same to you guys, I was listening to a podcast earlier and I would love to finish it.
00:10:50.000 And they both sort of go, Oh, okay.
00:10:54.000 All right.
00:10:56.000 And then, as I listened to whatever I was listening to, could have been nothing by the way, I just, I can hear them like... They're still doing that?
00:11:04.000 What the fuck?
00:11:04.000 My 13 year old would laugh if I read her Harry Potter.
00:11:08.000 She'd go, what's this bit?
00:11:22.000 If I read my 11-year-old Harry Potter, I think he'd be worried about me.
00:11:26.000 He'd maybe call some sort of Parent Protective Services.
00:11:30.000 And then... My 7-year-old... Yeah!
00:11:35.000 I think he'd kinda be into it.
00:11:37.000 For a little while.
00:11:40.000 Help me out here, Earth.
00:11:42.000 Help me out.
00:11:44.000 Excelsior!
00:11:46.000 Anyway, let's have a good look at your new hairdo.
00:11:49.000 Take your headphones off and really show the world.
00:11:52.000 It's still like a little... Why did you go get a haircut if you didn't want a haircut?
00:11:57.000 That's the part that confuses me.
00:11:58.000 You know, I just... It's a lot to deal with when you bike and you're sweating.
00:12:02.000 You know, the bangs and always touching.
00:12:04.000 I haven't really touched it much since I got it.
00:12:06.000 So, there's less of that.
00:12:09.000 And...
00:12:11.000 I don't know.
00:12:12.000 It really has to be a certain way with this long for me to like it.
00:12:14.000 So you find your hair is too hot when you ride a bicycle when you have bigger hair than that.
00:12:18.000 Oh yeah.
00:12:20.000 It really does a good job of warming my head.
00:12:23.000 Like if it gets, if it's on my forehead, remember it was like on my forehead like this?
00:12:27.000 But isn't the wind pushing it away?
00:12:30.000 That's another thing.
00:12:31.000 Now I don't really like that look.
00:12:33.000 It's a lot of hair back thing.
00:12:35.000 The windy head look?
00:12:38.000 Yeah.
00:12:39.000 So it's just... I don't know what to tell you.
00:12:43.000 I mean, I silently wrote all this.
00:12:44.000 I can't imagine what it must be like to have to work with you every day.
00:12:48.000 If that was me, I would fucking eat a 22.
00:12:52.000 I was going to say a 44.
00:12:55.000 Is that a gun?
00:12:57.000 I think so.
00:13:00.000 Look, we got a lot to cover.
00:13:01.000 We haven't really started the show.
00:13:03.000 We're supposed to talk about Barry Weiss, who, by the way, is probably the most attractive 5 in the world.
00:13:10.000 She's on the cover of Five, she's on the cover of the New York Post, and she's on the cover of Five Magazine.
00:13:15.000 She is a breathtaking five.
00:13:18.000 She's the ten of fives.
00:13:24.000 But, you know what?
00:13:26.000 I'm not, like, good.
00:13:28.000 I'm glad the Times is getting shit on.
00:13:30.000 I don't understand why everyone's going so nuts.
00:13:32.000 Who the fuck didn't know that Twitter is not on the mast of the New York Times, but Twitter has become its ultimate editor.
00:13:38.000 Remember L.A.
00:13:39.000 Weekly had a cover story about me?
00:13:41.000 And it was something like, uh, Gavin McInnes in his own words, or something.
00:13:45.000 And then Twitter went nuts on them, and now it's like, From Vice to the Far Right!
00:13:52.000 No, that's The Blaze.
00:13:54.000 L.A.
00:13:55.000 Weekly?
00:13:57.000 L.A.
00:13:57.000 Weekly, I'm on it.
00:14:00.000 Not seeing it here.
00:14:01.000 Who the fuck?
00:14:01.000 They might have just gone and deleted it.
00:14:02.000 Oh, wait, there we go.
00:14:04.000 Vice co-founder.
00:14:05.000 Wait, look, look, look.
00:14:06.000 Oh, look.
00:14:06.000 No, this always happens.
00:14:08.000 It stays in the URL.
00:14:10.000 Oh, no, that's different.
00:14:11.000 Fuck.
00:14:12.000 Anyway, you're useless.
00:14:16.000 My own forays into wrong think have made me the subject of constant bullying by colleagues who disagree with my views.
00:14:22.000 Yeah.
00:14:23.000 Does anyone think that it's conceivable that one person could work at the New York Times and like Trump?
00:14:33.000 I don't think the janitors can like Trump.
00:14:36.000 I think if some maid comes in there in the middle of the night and is sweeping up and in her head she thinks, he not so bad, she gets a shock.
00:14:47.000 Of course, right?
00:14:48.000 Doesn't everyone know that?
00:14:50.000 Oh, there's our Trump guy on the third floor.
00:14:53.000 Or maybe it's LA Magazine?
00:14:58.000 Yeah, that'd make more sense.
00:14:59.000 These are all the ones... Well, they could have deleted it.
00:15:02.000 Stories are chosen and told in a way to satisfy the narrowest of audiences rather than to allow a curious public to... Like, doesn't this just sound totally redundant?
00:15:11.000 Yeah, I know.
00:15:12.000 I was saying this to Kumi the other day when he had Bernard Kirk on, and they were talking about how New York is fucked and it's so dangerous and it's like Dinkins, and I'm just watching it going, this is all great information and I appreciate the show, but I know.
00:15:27.000 Okay, Hal McInnes went from Vice to the far right, but if you click on it, I bet the URL has the original headline.
00:15:34.000 Unless they fixed that thing.
00:15:38.000 What's happening here?
00:15:40.000 It's unclickable?
00:15:42.000 It's unclickable.
00:15:45.000 Open up a new tab.
00:15:47.000 It just says in the URL, Gavin McInnes interview.
00:15:51.000 In the URL.
00:15:53.000 And now it won't load at all.
00:15:55.000 Oh, there we go.
00:15:56.000 So what does the URL say now?
00:15:58.000 Gavin McInnes interview.
00:15:59.000 Interesting.
00:16:01.000 Yeah.
00:16:01.000 Sometimes they keep the, uh, the old URL, but we're going to get into that.
00:16:07.000 What a shithole New York has become.
00:16:09.000 Cause I, it's deceiving.
00:16:12.000 Sometimes we were going down third Avenue a couple of nights ago and, uh, we're in a Hell's Kitchen and it's kind of rocking.
00:16:21.000 Everyone's having drinks outside and walking down the street, and there's parts of the East Village that are alive, and there's parts of Williamsburg that are alive, but Tuesday night!
00:16:31.000 Grand Central!
00:16:34.000 Wow!
00:16:35.000 I missed my train by one minute.
00:16:38.000 I sent you this picture separately, and I've never seen Grand Central like this.
00:16:45.000 Like last year, this time, Tuesday at 9, an absolute madhouse shoulder to shoulder.
00:16:50.000 You couldn't even see that far, obviously.
00:16:54.000 Look, zoom into the corner there.
00:16:57.000 How many people are in Grand Central?
00:16:59.000 1, 2, 3 on the left, and then 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 people in Grand Central.
00:17:04.000 Grand Central.
00:17:14.000 They got the food down there rocking?
00:17:16.000 Nope.
00:17:17.000 Everything's closed.
00:17:18.000 Uh, you know what's, I want you to know a cool secret.
00:17:20.000 See those three big penises?
00:17:22.000 Actually small penises, but that are, that are big.
00:17:25.000 Um, those are hallways that all the ticket collectors get to traverse in.
00:17:30.000 People who work for the trains use those hallways and they have glass bottoms.
00:17:35.000 Whoa.
00:17:35.000 Yeah.
00:17:36.000 It's pretty cool.
00:17:37.000 And the ticket collectors get these tickets to these secret little rooms where there's a cot and you can sleep and there's little living rooms with mid-century furniture where you can watch TV.
00:17:46.000 No civilians allowed.
00:17:47.000 Oh, cool.
00:17:48.000 So the advanced guys will go there in the morning, sleep all day, then do the rush hour at night and count all ten hours.
00:17:57.000 Wow.
00:17:59.000 It's a racket like everything in New York.
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00:19:07.000 I don't know why I get so many news stories together for the Thursday show, because we barely get started.
00:19:14.000 Um, so yeah, Grand Central.
00:19:15.000 And then my buddy John sent me this video of Lower Manhattan.
00:19:20.000 Indistinguishable from... No, it'll be late.
00:19:24.000 There it is.
00:19:25.000 You had it.
00:19:26.000 This is not the movie Escape from New York.
00:19:29.000 This was filmed three or four days ago.
00:19:32.000 This is City Hall.
00:19:33.000 Now, hold on a second.
00:19:35.000 Wait a minute.
00:19:36.000 This area of Lower Manhattan, you don't really see young people in it.
00:19:40.000 It's just people busting their ass.
00:19:42.000 It's government employees, DAs, lawyers, couple guys on trial waiting for their time, rich people.
00:19:51.000 Fashion people obviously there's a lot of Wall Street people down there, but it's not you don't see graffiti down there There's nowhere to hang out.
00:19:58.000 I think there's one bar, and it's a kind of a conservative bar I forget what it's called the Patriot or something That's it though.
00:20:05.000 It's not very residential, so I mean I guess it's probably like your City Hall But look at that and turn up the audio so you can hear because there's people yelling All cops are bastards
00:20:20.000 Some flag hanging there they're not taking down.
00:20:23.000 Oh didn't we already show this?
00:20:24.000 Lenape lands?
00:20:26.000 Yeah.
00:20:26.000 Oh shit.
00:20:27.000 Oops.
00:20:38.000 So yeah, in Midtown, walking around at night, I saw a woman on her stomach being arrested, screaming her head off.
00:20:46.000 There's about 10 cops around her.
00:20:47.000 And then the only other person I saw near Grand Central was this Indian man, Dot, not Feather, dancing around a bottle of booze.
00:20:56.000 In circles around it.
00:20:57.000 Is a snake popping out?
00:20:58.000 Yeah.
00:21:02.000 Well, this is a good segue into cops.
00:21:04.000 Smells like India, Midtown.
00:21:08.000 Is that bad to say?
00:21:11.000 I heard it smells really bad.
00:21:16.000 What?
00:21:17.000 Everyone's familiar with my black dress, gold dress thing, right?
00:21:21.000 We all remember the dress where some saw it as black and yellow or something, others saw it as white and gold, something like that.
00:21:29.000 And that's how I'm seeing all of this shit with the cops.
00:21:32.000 Obviously, we all see the riots the same way.
00:21:35.000 A bunch of spoiled brats acting like assholes, pretending it's about black lives, even though CHOP has white people shooting black people.
00:21:42.000 Then we hear it's about Marxism, then we hear it's about white slave owner statues, but then they're ripping down other statues.
00:21:49.000 Stop!
00:21:49.000 Stop!
00:21:49.000 Stop!
00:21:51.000 This is just fuck you.
00:21:53.000 That's what's going on.
00:21:54.000 It's that simple.
00:21:55.000 It's like when you draw a cock in a bathroom stall or a swastika and you say shit.
00:22:01.000 That's all this is.
00:22:02.000 Like I saw this footage of an Irish demonstration, I think in Dublin, and it was like March of Innocence, and they're there against pedophilia.
00:22:12.000 I believe this march was focused on pedophilian Islam, but I'm sure that the group is not bananas about pedophilia in the Catholic Church.
00:22:20.000 But these kids show up, these Antifa show up, playing Billy Bragg's The Fascists You're Gonna Lose.
00:22:29.000 It's an old, like, 80s song about bonafide Nazi skinheads, by the way.
00:22:34.000 And what are they doing there?
00:22:36.000 Are they really pro-Muslim rape?
00:22:39.000 No, they're just being brats.
00:22:41.000 And I did that when I was a kid.
00:22:43.000 You did that?
00:22:43.000 You'd flick someone's head?
00:22:44.000 You'd throw, we used to throw, we threw firecrackers at people.
00:22:47.000 We were bad kids.
00:22:48.000 It's what brats do.
00:22:50.000 We were brats.
00:22:51.000 We threw snowballs at cars when we were 11.
00:22:53.000 That's what these riots are.
00:22:55.000 Stop imbuing them with some sort of political diatribe.
00:22:58.000 They are just throwing snowballs at cars.
00:23:00.000 There you go.
00:23:01.000 All you fascists are bound to lose.
00:23:02.000 That was pretty quick, right?
00:23:09.000 But have you got video?
00:23:13.000 This sort of shows you that it's not about ideology.
00:23:16.000 And don't tell me that the situation in Ireland is different than the situation in Houston.
00:23:20.000 Look, if London is worried about George Floyd, then there's no rhyme or reason to any of this.
00:23:27.000 And we can see!
00:23:31.000 Then they start playing a Billy Bragg song.
00:23:35.000 Ever heard of Billy Bragg, Ryan?
00:23:38.000 Yeah.
00:23:39.000 The Great Leap Forward?
00:23:40.000 He's not Tame Impala.
00:23:41.000 Great Leap Forward.
00:23:44.000 So the beauty of the Irish is, they just go, well, this is it.
00:23:48.000 And they just fucking beat him up.
00:23:50.000 We're not doing that.
00:23:52.000 You're not here to fuck up my don't rape kids march.
00:23:58.000 And, you know, when we threw snowballs at cars, we knew that we were going to get in trouble.
00:24:04.000 That was kind of the excitement of vandalism as a little kid.
00:24:07.000 And when I say kid, I mean, throw snowballs at cars was like 11, 12, 13.
00:24:11.000 And then when we got older, when we were punks, we were just like throwing garbage and stuff, asking for trouble.
00:24:15.000 But you know, you're going to get beat up and you know that the cops catch you, you're fucked.
00:24:20.000 In this scenario, it's the same bratty behavior, but you throw a snowball at a car, and the police tell the car, you better watch it.
00:24:30.000 The couple in St.
00:24:31.000 Louis is being indicted!
00:24:33.000 They just did a weapon search, and they got his AR-15, whatever it was, and they said, this is inoperable, he must have something else in the house.
00:24:43.000 Now I think what it sounds like he did is he took out whatever fancy pin you have to make it work, and he's handed them some broken gun.
00:24:51.000 So now, the argument's gonna be, it wasn't a real gun.
00:24:57.000 But they are being indicted for not allowing brats to throw snowballs at their car.
00:25:04.000 God, she is a smoke show!
00:25:05.000 So what do you make of the reaction against the McCloskeys as racists, as lunatics, armed bigots... You would not believe what these lunatics have put her and her family through.
00:25:16.000 I hear a little AC over there.
00:25:18.000 I'm head phone mix.
00:25:19.000 You can?
00:25:20.000 On his show?
00:25:21.000 So we're more professional than Tucker?
00:25:24.000 That's a good sign.
00:25:25.000 So anyway, sorry.
00:25:26.000 So we're on the same page, right?
00:25:33.000 This is all, it's totally typical of bratty behavior.
00:25:36.000 We've seen it a million times before.
00:25:38.000 But the difference now is that the state, the top brass, police force, the DNC, and the media is saying, this is awesome.
00:25:47.000 And you can jump around on the highway to get hit by a car, and the headline is, peaceful protest thwarted, peaceful protests, plural, regularly thwarted by vehicle, what do they call it?
00:26:00.000 Slammings?
00:26:01.000 Ramming.
00:26:02.000 By vehicle ramming.
00:26:05.000 So here's an example.
00:26:07.000 One, two.
00:26:09.000 You're supposed to see this and be outraged.
00:26:10.000 And sometimes I go on liberal Twitter to see what's pissing them off.
00:26:13.000 Now I know this is a little, this is two days old, but we're going to give you more examples.
00:26:19.000 And just to be clear here, we're in an environment where cops are being harassed, stabbed, shot, killed, beaten, put in a headlock, poured water on, attacked.
00:26:31.000 I mean, so it's not a normal, it's not like you're in Vermont five years ago and you're walking down the street and some guy comes up to you and yells at you.
00:26:39.000 That would be called an EDP, an emotionally disturbed person, and you'd probably try to ration with him.
00:26:44.000 This is more like being confronted in a riot.
00:26:50.000 Okay, that's the scene, so go back a bit.
00:26:58.000 Get back, he says, and the guy goes, who the fuck are you talking to?
00:27:04.000 He shoves him out of the way, another cop sees that someone had to be shoved out of the way, he takes him down.
00:27:10.000 The guy won't cooperate.
00:27:11.000 He keeps filming for the gram.
00:27:13.000 Gotta get on the gram.
00:27:15.000 He's clearly never been tased.
00:27:17.000 And still resisting arrest.
00:27:24.000 Get off of me.
00:27:25.000 Get off of me.
00:27:28.000 I don't want to go.
00:27:31.000 It's like bedtime.
00:27:34.000 You know what?
00:27:35.000 You know what I would say if I was a cop?
00:27:37.000 Put your hands behind your back or no screen time for two weeks.
00:27:43.000 And if you want to have your friend sleepover tomorrow night, it's all riding on this now.
00:27:47.000 I will cancel the sleepover.
00:27:49.000 No screen time.
00:27:50.000 And when I say screen time, I mean no Fortnite.
00:27:54.000 No TV.
00:27:55.000 That's a screen.
00:27:57.000 No computer.
00:27:58.000 No anything with a screen.
00:28:00.000 You can't see.
00:28:01.000 You can look at the newspaper.
00:28:02.000 You can play with wood toys.
00:28:05.000 That's it.
00:28:06.000 And I bet he didn't comply.
00:28:11.000 So the guy recording is like, whoa, you're all losing your jobs.
00:28:15.000 I gotta get your badge number.
00:28:16.000 They love the badge number.
00:28:18.000 And then the scary part is, I'm sure sometimes it works.
00:28:20.000 By the way, ladies, thank you for coming out.
00:28:23.000 Go back a bit.
00:28:25.000 To the actual arrest?
00:28:26.000 What did the woman do?
00:28:27.000 Look, look at the woman.
00:28:28.000 Oh, this is great.
00:28:29.000 I missed this first time.
00:28:30.000 All right, I got him.
00:28:32.000 I'm holding on to sort of part of his elbow, his weenus.
00:28:35.000 Okay.
00:28:36.000 Look, she's pretending she's holding it.
00:28:36.000 Yeah.
00:28:38.000 And then look at the blonde.
00:28:39.000 I got this.
00:28:40.000 Alright, I gotta get in there.
00:28:42.000 Let me, uh... What should I do?
00:28:44.000 I'll put my foot up on the curb, and I will... What's going on over there?
00:28:49.000 Maybe I can do something over there?
00:28:51.000 No, I'll stick around here.
00:28:52.000 I'm gonna stick around with this guy.
00:28:55.000 Things could get crazy, and then I might need to try to do something.
00:28:59.000 Here, let me walk... I'll walk behind him.
00:29:02.000 I'll help block some of the photography.
00:29:03.000 That's all they do.
00:29:07.000 So anyway...
00:29:08.000 That looked fine to me.
00:29:09.000 If a cop says, get back, you don't go, who the fuck you talking?
00:29:13.000 Like try that at a boxing gym.
00:29:16.000 If you're at the boxing gym and you accidentally are in someone's face and they go, get back.
00:29:19.000 And you go to him, who the fuck you talking to?
00:29:21.000 What do you think the other guy's going to do?
00:29:23.000 Say, sorry, man.
00:29:24.000 No, he's going to go.
00:29:31.000 I had a good line with Larry today.
00:29:34.000 What was it?
00:29:34.000 He said, you soft, man!
00:29:36.000 You soft as ice cream!
00:29:38.000 And I go, you know why you think of ice cream when you see me, motherfucker?
00:29:41.000 Because when you look into these eyes, you see cold!
00:29:43.000 That's pretty good.
00:29:46.000 Cracked him up.
00:29:47.000 He had to break character.
00:29:48.000 I would have been like, yeah, I'm so sweet.
00:29:52.000 And then he would have been like... That's really threatening, Ryan.
00:29:54.000 It's terrible.
00:29:55.000 Yeah.
00:29:55.000 No, I'll tell you my other one I did, because he keeps repeating them.
00:29:59.000 Yeah, I'm ice cream, and you eat me, you get diabetes and die!
00:30:03.000 Not bad.
00:30:06.000 He has to die in the end of every scenario.
00:30:08.000 It's always a fatal exchange.
00:30:08.000 Or at least be on his ass.
00:30:10.000 Sure.
00:30:10.000 Okay, here's another one.
00:30:13.000 1-3.
00:30:13.000 This is really making the rounds.
00:30:18.000 Alright, so of course you just see the final clip.
00:30:25.000 Again with the fuck off.
00:30:25.000 No.
00:30:26.000 I'm not doing it.
00:30:27.000 Fuck off!
00:30:28.000 Whack.
00:30:29.000 Whack.
00:30:30.000 Punching in the face is police procedure, by the way.
00:30:33.000 And if you've ever been punched in the face, it reboots your hard drive, boys.
00:30:38.000 Like, even sparring, sometimes, if I get a wallop, I'll stop and go... Now, luckily, it's a friend, so he's not gonna take advantage of that, but...
00:30:49.000 It stops you in your tracks, literally.
00:30:51.000 Okay, so if you go to 1-4, you can see the whole origin of this.
00:30:55.000 Video shows... Wait, go up?
00:30:56.000 I like that font a lot.
00:30:58.000 Yeah, me too.
00:30:59.000 Video shows cop punching man on Manhattan subway.
00:31:03.000 D.A.
00:31:03.000 Vance charges rider with assault.
00:31:05.000 So the story is, and I don't know if I trust this Rosa Golden... son, that he's being charged for hurting the cop's hand while he was pounding him.
00:31:15.000 I don't know about that.
00:31:16.000 I mean, I've talked to cops who have bite marks, scratch marks.
00:31:20.000 The only time cops can ever accuse a perp of hurting them is when they get spat in the face for some reason.
00:31:25.000 Everything else is just like, well, that's your job.
00:31:26.000 But who knows?
00:31:27.000 Maybe they're making an example out of him.
00:31:30.000 But this is a longer version of what was going on.
00:31:32.000 So go back a tiny bit.
00:31:33.000 You can hear him yelling.
00:31:34.000 He refuses to get off the train.
00:31:36.000 Now, I don't know why they chased him on the train.
00:31:37.000 I don't know what he did.
00:31:41.000 So we don't know what he did.
00:31:42.000 That's two strikes.
00:31:42.000 Three strikes.
00:31:44.000 Bang.
00:31:44.000 Bang.
00:31:44.000 Pussies, is that the problem here?
00:32:06.000 This is all over liberal Twitter.
00:32:07.000 It's just a gag of the moment.
00:32:10.000 And they start right before the punch.
00:32:17.000 What was he doing before he got on the train?
00:32:19.000 We don't know.
00:32:20.000 He got his glasses back.
00:32:26.000 What do you think, Ryan?
00:32:28.000 Um... No... Shit happens, I mean... You're certainly... When you're resisting a direct order like that... Direct order?
00:32:37.000 Sounds like military, but... Yeah, what do you expect?
00:32:41.000 They're not your friends.
00:32:57.000 Okay.
00:32:57.000 It could be hotter or colder.
00:32:59.000 I'm still right.
00:33:01.000 This guy's a nightmare.
00:33:02.000 They say he's a hairstylist by trade.
00:33:05.000 He's a rent boy.
00:33:07.000 Who couldn't get any clients because no one's around.
00:33:17.000 So you're supposed to see this and go, oh my God.
00:33:21.000 And I see it and go, oh for crying out loud.
00:33:24.000 Look, he's still fighting.
00:33:25.000 Go back.
00:33:27.000 It's still going by the way.
00:33:30.000 Oh zoom in on the crunch.
00:33:39.000 Like they obviously like to ham it up.
00:33:41.000 If they were in such distress they wouldn't be wriggling around.
00:33:57.000 This is, uh, this is us with jail on Friday night.
00:34:02.000 Okay, let's check out another one.
00:34:07.000 And you know what?
00:34:08.000 I might be wrong.
00:34:09.000 Maybe you're watching this and going, that's disgusting.
00:34:16.000 What was it?
00:34:17.000 1-5?
00:34:17.000 Quarantinological order.
00:34:20.000 Okay.
00:34:20.000 So this is, I just want to show you this.
00:34:22.000 This is what you get when there's no cops on the train.
00:34:24.000 So you can have it this way if you want.
00:34:38.000 I sure would hate that.
00:34:43.000 Look, did you see?
00:34:44.000 I think that black guy dropped his phone and he was like, well, I am going to die, but I do got to get my phone.
00:34:51.000 What stopped him there?
00:34:55.000 I don't know.
00:34:58.000 And then 1-6, this is what you get with no cops on the street.
00:35:02.000 This is a guy- Aw, man!
00:35:04.000 Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:35:05.000 For fuck's sakes, by the way, my man!
00:35:07.000 Anyway, it was an Uber Eats guy delivering a package.
00:35:12.000 Here we go.
00:35:13.000 Turn it up.
00:35:15.000 That's not popcorn.
00:35:27.000 Good thing you got a mask on to protect yourself.
00:35:28.000 I'm just dropping off your food.
00:35:31.000 Alright.
00:35:32.000 Alright.
00:35:35.000 You notice there's no like, dude are you okay?
00:35:38.000 Holy shit, you almost got shot delivering me my cheeseburger.
00:35:42.000 You know, just, okay, alright.
00:35:45.000 This is why I don't go out.
00:35:47.000 Because you don't want to die?
00:35:48.000 I could go to the store, but choosing not to.
00:35:53.000 Yeah, why do you think I ordered Uber Eats?
00:35:55.000 Alright, we're out of time here.
00:35:57.000 But we have a little bit more to talk about with the police.
00:35:59.000 Okay, one last thing on the cops, then we'll drop the cops, and then we'll, uh, show you this cool drawing John did.
00:36:08.000 Just got this from Bear Hill Correctional Facility.
00:36:11.000 Do you want to zoom in on that?
00:36:17.000 It's George Washington crossing the... Delaware?
00:36:20.000 You know the thing!
00:36:23.000 But it's Proud Boys.
00:36:26.000 He made the Asian guy very yellow.
00:36:32.000 Giving that rude salute.
00:36:35.000 Got all races with GW there.
00:36:37.000 Look at the quality of the flag.
00:36:39.000 Yeah.
00:36:41.000 I'm going to frame these.
00:36:42.000 All right, last cop thing and last thing in front of the paywall.
00:36:47.000 So we told you about this thing the other day.
00:36:49.000 The Philly Police had a Police Benevolence Association kind of a barbecue thing.
00:36:55.000 Oh, that's not what I'm showing here.
00:36:57.000 But it's linked.
00:36:59.000 And some proud boys went to the after party thing and they had a beer at their lodge or whatever.
00:37:04.000 And the cops enjoyed themselves.
00:37:05.000 But what do I always say?
00:37:07.000 Fuck the police's boss.
00:37:10.000 And when the top brass found out about it, they said, we disavow the hate that they speech.
00:37:14.000 We disavow them.
00:37:16.000 And their hateful rhetoric!
00:37:20.000 Could you give an example, please?
00:37:21.000 That's what I said on yesterday's show.
00:37:23.000 And so, I have zero respect
00:37:26.000 For the police's boss.
00:37:28.000 I stand by my brothers in blue, but there are very few of them who get promoted that are not bootlicking shitheads.
00:37:35.000 Now, there was the guy in the Bronx, the captain in the South Bronx, who quit because they told him he had to kneel at a ceremony.
00:37:42.000 All right, that's a good one.
00:37:44.000 But for the most part, they're just politicians.
00:37:46.000 They're just smarmy politicians that are happy to abuse the beat cops.
00:37:54.000 They see them as cannon fodder.
00:37:55.000 They do not have their back.
00:37:57.000 They'll fire them at the drop of a hat.
00:37:58.000 They're disgusting.
00:37:59.000 And I want everyone to understand that the police are on our side.
00:38:03.000 We're the same scum to the elites.
00:38:07.000 So, you know, the days of like, hey man, can you help me out here?
00:38:10.000 Like knowing a cop doesn't get you anything anymore.
00:38:13.000 Cops have no power.
00:38:14.000 They're just as fucked as us.
00:38:15.000 They could be thrown in jail at any time, just like us.
00:38:19.000 So, you can hate authority, but the police are down here with us, getting shat on by the authorities.
00:38:27.000 So anyway, I looked at this, and I just thought, yeah, fuck you.
00:38:33.000 Never bend the knee to a mob.
00:38:35.000 The NYPD's chief of department is attacked and injured.
00:38:38.000 He recently knelt in solidarity with protesters while in uniform.
00:38:41.000 Yeah, we see your uniform.
00:38:43.000 It's not blue, it's white.
00:38:44.000 It's a white collar.
00:38:46.000 As a means to appease the demonstrators.
00:38:48.000 Wrong move.
00:38:49.000 Said it, then say it now.
00:38:50.000 Mob is coming for all.
00:38:51.000 NYPD chief of department injured during protest on Brooklyn Bridge.
00:38:55.000 Yeah, fuck you.
00:38:58.000 Fuck you.
00:38:59.000 You encouraged those mobs by kissing their ass by taking a knee.
00:39:05.000 So, I don't know if the cops stand behind you, but I don't.
00:39:14.000 Alright.
00:39:16.000 And that, by the way, was the same way I feel about this Hot Five.
00:39:21.000 Like, you weren't there when we were in the shit, and now it's starting to affect you.
00:39:27.000 Well, it's a culture you created, Barry Weiss.
00:39:31.000 You signed up for this culture.
00:39:32.000 You called Milo a Nazi.
00:39:35.000 So you just got cannibalized.
00:39:37.000 And the same with the top brass in the police force.
00:39:40.000 They kept shitting on us, calling us hate groups, kissing the ass of the radicals, and the radicals threw a brick at them.
00:39:48.000 Sorry, no tears here.
00:39:51.000 Okay, so there's a lot going on now, right after we say goodbye.
00:39:54.000 Caller 1 gets a $50 gift card to Bubba and Hank's, two pairs of Heshy socks.
00:39:58.000 We don't take the calls until 10.
00:40:01.000 Caller 2 gets a $50 gift card to Bubba and Hanks, plus two pairs of Hesky socks.
00:40:06.000 So that's the same prize for Callers 1 and 2.
00:40:10.000 And then Caller 3 gets free CBD.
00:40:15.000 And then our ad guy has added a joke at the end.
00:40:17.000 I don't know if you want to check it out.
00:40:18.000 It says, ho ho ho, what nationality is Censored Claws?
00:40:22.000 Censored Claws is a character he made up to showcase our generosity.
00:40:28.000 And then the answer to the joke is North Polish.
00:40:32.000 That is quote-unquote censored claws.
00:40:35.000 It's not bad.
00:40:35.000 From censored.tv.
00:40:37.000 He also included a large color picture of censored claws, which I chose to print out in black and white because I don't want to use up our valuable color inks on a joke such as that.
00:40:53.000 Okay, so this is where we end.
00:40:55.000 You look just like regular Santa Claus.
00:40:57.000 The first part of the show, and I say get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.