In this episode, the boys talk about their favorite kid-friendly things they do with their kids, and why they think kids should have more fun than they do. They also talk about the worst summer of their lives, and what they do to make up for it.
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00:02:30.000You can tell he's a super lefty fucking lib.
00:02:36.000And when he narrates these books, they go, and then I wanted to hear what the principal had to say, but he wasn't listening to me anytime soon.
00:05:42.000I'm known as the only racist in my all-white neighborhood, and none of these people have ever met a black person or a brown person, nor do they know how to talk to them.
00:05:50.000They shit their pants if any of them show up.
00:05:54.000Some black people in the neighboring town started to walk their dogs in our little park, and the whole town had a nervous breakdown.
00:06:00.000And now there's a fence with giant chains, and it closes at noon because blacks went near them.
00:06:16.000Like I thought back when the shit was really hitting the fan, this woman jogged by me and she saw me in my driveway and she goes and blows snot out of her nose onto my driveway.
00:06:25.000This is a woman whose home is probably worth $2 million.
00:06:28.000Her husband makes, you Know 2 million a year.
00:09:13.000So the first wish he has is that he wished my dad knew something about baseball so then I could, you know, learn more from him and I could be in the MLB.
00:09:21.000And if you knew the background of how many times I said, stop doing the smile or we're leaving this park now, like City Field watching a game.
00:13:51.000And when you're a drinker, you wake up usually like five and you have about an hour and a half of hell where it's just living nightmares and you can't sleep and you feel awake.
00:14:00.000Then if you wait it out, you'll go back to sleep for an hour.
00:14:02.000But if it's seven, you might as well get up.
00:14:04.000So you have crippling nightmares, shocking fear.
00:16:22.000So we hang out with the Recons, and I noticed, like, the kids, when you live in a big house, which I do not recommend, do not get a big house.
00:26:17.000But I thought this is really crucial because if he had been given the talk where he's told everyone is racist, then that incident would be like, I can't catch a break because I'm black.
00:34:02.000It's like someone's talked about, they found this book about pandemics, and it said that there'll be this corona-linked virus that will cause a global pandemic, and it'll start in China.
00:34:14.000And everyone was freaking out that this author saw the future.
00:34:17.000And I'm like, I don't know, there's probably 742,000 pandemic thrillers that go back 50 years or so.
00:34:26.000Yeah, you're going to say China and they always come from fucking China.
00:34:30.000So you don't think it's like a glitch where it just changes the number or some crap like that?
00:34:36.000You think that there's an article for every single number?
00:38:46.000And it was when I was talking about nice white people.
00:38:49.000That was the clip that finally broke the camel's back.
00:38:52.000And if you recall, that was me saying the New York Times was right.
00:38:55.000They should be mocking these liberals that don't send their kids to mix schools after talking about it and say they will.
00:39:01.000It was a very effective and cool way to lampoon liberals, and that is why I'm persona non grata because I'm persuasive and I'm no longer a lefty.
00:41:59.000You're a slave to people born richer than you Then screw it I'll keep going in Then I'll play on the wicked thing No Thanks to Auto-Tune We are young Life is fine It goes downhill We gotta make the most of it Bring the most of it Or you'll regret it We are young Still die Life is fine Till you die We gotta make the most of it Make the most of it Life is a wonder.
00:42:27.000See, like, that's obviously corny because it's for little kids.
00:42:30.000But if you're in a club, like the way we would go to clubs in the early aughts, we wanted to hear weird shit.
00:44:01.000It's called like a mandatory double or something.
00:44:05.000And you have to stop at second base because we don't know how it would have played out.
00:44:08.000And obviously in the MLB, it bounces off the back court and the back padding there and you pick it up and throw it in and you can still save the day.
00:58:20.000So live people are going to find this confusing.
00:58:26.000Why do we keep moving towards basing our character and identity on Appearances.
00:58:30.000It's just the opposite of what we need to be doing, anyways.
00:58:32.000I want to put you out for a fucking week with my heels on, blah, blah, blah.
00:58:35.000So it's a guy talking about this reality show where they break cement and there's an equal number of men and women doing hard labor, manual hard labor.
00:58:44.000Which reminds me in our notes, look at this blind auditions is a good idea.
00:58:50.000It's about, sorry, I forgot to number them.
00:58:51.000It's the second link after political correctness.
01:02:15.000Turns out Bob Geldof was, he got on the bandwagon really early with new media and reality TV, big brother type of shows, you know.
01:02:25.000He was like one of the first guy to look into this sort of real housewives reality TV where you take normal people, you pay them shit, and you have some big hit where they get famous and you don't have to pay them.
01:02:37.000And he made millions and millions with this concept.
01:02:41.000I don't know if he copyrighted or how he made the millions, but new media reality TV.
01:04:43.000I was only able to book him with his link from the censor.tv site.
01:04:46.000I tried three times from the app that I've booked from there before, and my phone went ape shit once, completely had to shut it down, and the other two times the booking wouldn't go through.
01:04:55.000Hoping I got my booking for my husband's anniversary present.
01:08:43.000They always have the married black couple, which is very common, putting together furniture perfectly, and then they cut to the white guy next door, and he's like, what the?
01:08:51.000And he's trying to put together like an IKEA table and he has something wrapped around his head.
01:08:54.000And he's like, oh, ah, wish I was black.
01:09:00.000Pepsi has a new campaign wherein the entire punchline of each commercial is just white man dancing terribly.
01:09:35.000The worst offender, though, has got to be AT ⁇ T's okay is not okay ads.
01:09:40.000Each one features a shifty white man who is scamming people of color by doing mediocre work.
01:09:45.000Out of 14, there are only three featuring women as the perpetrators, but they are also white and are either ditzy or speaking with a stereotypical square white guy accent.
01:09:54.000The rest of us are just white dudes fucking over minorities.
01:16:23.000Like the black dude from, I've told you the story before, but the black dude from Ghostbusters, I saw him at Anthony's studio and I said, hey, man, that's when my kid was about five, my eldest boy, and he's super obsessed with Ghostbusters.
01:16:33.000We must have made like 40 slimers out of paper mache, clay.
01:16:37.000I mean, that was what we did all weekend with slimer, slimer, slimer.
01:16:40.000Anyway, I go, hey, man, I hate to bug you.
01:16:43.000And I know you've heard this a million times.
01:18:17.000Are you aware that the rector of the church, the Episcopal Archbishop of Washington and the presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church nationally, along with the Catholic bishop of the Archdiocese of Washington, all denounced this police assault on the civil rights and civil liberties of the people?
01:18:34.000Did they do that before or after the fire was put?
01:18:40.000Can you sit here and tell us why should I investigate the President of the United States if you're not even aware of the facts concerning the President using the partner communication power to swap the silence of the witness?
01:18:54.000Because we require a reliable predicate before we open a criminal investigation.
01:19:45.000Fleckis, I'm sorry, Fleckis, but this has been the highlight of your career.
01:19:49.000And I don't, that sounds like I'm shitting on your career, but Fleckis ambushed Nadler and said, so you denounce Antifa.
01:19:57.000The perfect thing to say, I'm ruining this compliment.
01:19:59.000I don't know why I phrased it like that.
01:20:01.000It sounds like I'm shitting on your career, calling you David Shortel, the stakeout king who caught Roger Stone.
01:20:06.000But what I mean is, like, you're going to look back on your career, and this is going to be one of your top moments.
01:20:11.000If we're having like a, when you're, you know, 70 and we're doing a highlight reel, this is going to be a big part of it because this has been discussed everywhere.
01:20:19.000It's come up so many times, right and left.
01:20:23.000Nadler, Nadler's career, speaking of career highlights, this that's a myth thing is going to go in his coffin with him as his most embarrassing moment.
01:26:32.000You know, I saw this, remember the Lexi Page controversy where they took her away because she's an Indian and the Indian Reunification Act meant that they would take her to a family that is slightly more Indian, like 1%, and the siblings were destroyed.
01:26:51.000You know, I read Robin Quiver's biography, and her parents would be fosters for money, I guess.
01:26:58.000And so she was raising all these little kids.
01:30:23.000No, the reason that I'm calling is because, hey, I don't know if you've noticed this, but almost every single show, you say something like, this show sucks, or I wonder if the listeners are bored, or we're getting off to a rough start, or something like that.
01:30:40.000And you should just quit stressing, man.
01:31:00.000Well, and the whole dead air thing, like whenever you guys are looking for something on the Internet or something and you get mad at Ryan or whatever, and you're like, the viewers are getting antsy or something like that, for me it doesn't feel like that at all.
01:31:17.000It probably does for you more, just because, I don't know, it's your show.
01:31:24.000But since you guys just riff back and forth all the time, I don't know.
01:31:28.000I just kind of feel like I'm in the room with you.
01:31:31.000Not to sound like too faggy or anything, but look, we're not feminists.
01:31:36.000Women can't be faggy for being nice to guys.
01:31:40.000It's not like I'm a fag, like I want you to suck my dick or something.
01:32:38.000Don't you think that starting with Linnaeus and classifications, people came up with the idea there's no firm line dividing species, species evolved from one into the other?
01:32:48.000So the analogy is actually much tighter.
01:32:50.000And the point we're trying to get at here is: so you have all this craziness, and fine, let's debate it.
01:33:13.000They want everybody else to know that if you go against the socialist cultural agenda, we will destroy you just the same way we're destroying that guy.
01:33:24.000So this is why it seems to me not just our economic, but all our liberties are at stake.
01:34:22.000I sometimes say that taking on Trump is a little bit like wrestling with a pig because not only does it get everyone dirty, but the pig likes it.
01:35:08.000So once they like getting rid of the guy, but once they feel that they've canceled him, they really like to focus on destroying anyone who supports him.
01:36:47.000Well, I mean, I guess that's, I'm calling in to say that, you know, I'm born and raised in Northeast Ohio and moved out here in 2016 and have been out here since then.
01:37:43.000Yo, hey, I was wondering, I haven't heard you talk about it, but Millennial Millie posted a video about a month ago called Undercover Investigation.
01:38:13.000The breakout of riots in Minneapolis, Minnesota was a powder keg long in the making.
01:38:20.000The evidence for pre-planning and setting up a situation for a disaster is overwhelming.
01:38:26.000What you are about to see is part of a two-year undercover investigation into the leftist radicalization embedded within the climate justice movements.
01:38:37.000The breakout in particular, the Sunrise Movement.
01:38:41.000These like escalations, these actions can be really, really dangerous.
01:38:49.000These escalations can be really dangerous.
01:38:55.000So last night, when that police station went up in flames, me and my girlfriend, we poured shots.
01:39:13.000It's a point toss between freedom and fascism.
01:39:20.000In this first video, we are going to show you how the Sunrise Movement played an instrumental role in carrying out mayhem in the name of bringing about the Green New Deal.
01:39:32.000We have sources within these groups to get to the bottom of where all of this leftist radicalization is coming from and what their end game is.
01:39:42.000And any politician gets back a Green New Deal or make way for the relationship.
01:39:49.000All right, anyway, people can look that up on their own.
01:39:51.000It's not really an interesting phone thing.
01:39:53.000Oh, I'm not supposed to say that anymore.
01:43:58.000Okay, and you also tell Ryan to go out and bang random chicks, but you say you don't go to strip clubs because you just think of your daughter.
01:44:06.000You're telling him to download Tinder to get laid, but you're just ruining these girls' sexuality.
01:44:19.000No, I was saying how if Ryan, like, if Ryan goes out and just fucks a bunch of chick, it's like you are, like, if a girl's looking for a man, you said it in one of the previous episodes, every girl's looking for a man.
01:44:30.000So that's just promoting the idea of New York being an elephant's graveyard for women's ovaries.
01:44:34.000Yeah, I'm like, why can't Ryan just go and find a nice woman?
01:47:04.000My buddy of mine in New York turned me on your show a couple years ago.
01:47:09.000And I got to tell you, man, definitely been red-pilled.
01:47:15.000And I love it when I hang out with my parents and other Democratic friends up here because I got Trump stickers on my car now, on my pickup truck.
01:47:44.000They know there's no, none of it is, there's no animosity.
01:47:48.000I can still talk to them, but it is, I mean, they're, and the thing is, too, I think they realize that they're wrong.
01:47:57.000I think in their heart of hearts, they realize their side is wrong, but just because the way they've lived their whole life, they can't change.
01:48:10.000Yeah, that reminds me of a doctor I was talking to about circumcision.
01:48:14.000And I said, I mean, I understand if someone is really filthy or something, but in 2020, with wet wipes and showers so readily available, it just doesn't seem right to do that to a child.
01:48:24.000And he said, I have to know that circumcision is right or my entire career has been wrong.
01:48:46.000The buddy who turned me on to you, he's a freelance videographer, and he's been out of work for five months because of this stupid coronavirus bullshit.
01:51:07.000All right, all right, all right, all right.
01:51:09.000I wanted to see if you guys were tracking about the National Defense Authorization Act for the fiscal year 2021.
01:51:16.000It's basically the bill on military spending for the next year.
01:51:20.000It's got a bunch of bullshit, like red flag laws, basically gun confiscation laws, and a bunch of extra money to fund the name changes of the installations that the PC politicians don't like.
01:51:36.000So I just wanted to get on here and mention that and maybe, you know, have the listeners go contact their senators and say that they don't want this shit because, you know, it's supposed to be about representation still.
01:52:15.000How far away are we from this becoming real?
01:52:19.000It's come through, so it's been introduced and it's come through the House.
01:52:24.000It needs to go through the Senate and then it'll go to the President for signing, which even, I mean, Trump said he may even veto it in that interview with Chris Wallace that he did a couple Sundays ago, talking about not wanting to name change the installations and whatnot.
01:52:40.000But if you're in a, like Fort Bragg, if you're in Germany and there's Fort Hitler and it was named that when the country was under Hitler, I believe it should still be called Fort Hitler.
01:53:11.000Well, you can find examples of that, like you just said, everywhere.
01:53:15.000I mean, the shit, I read an article today that there's a foundation somewhere trying to give free land to black people as for reparations and just ridiculous things that, you know, you use the term capitulate a lot.
01:53:28.000I mean, it's just, it's just, the United States is just capitulating, vomiting all over this bull crap.
01:53:36.000And I just wanted the viewers and the listeners who maybe don't keep up with this stuff to know that they can contact their senators and their state, look it up and call them and email them and blow them up and tell them that this is not what they want.
01:53:49.000Speaking from somebody who's in the Army, this is going to affect me.
01:53:52.000So I would appreciate some support from those out there willing to give it.
01:53:57.000Well, yeah, let's make it clear to our viewers that this bill is bullshit and we need to fight it.
02:00:19.000What do you think of that whole thing where they talked about where he mentioned, they dug up the old footage of he was having women blow him to get moved up in the line on the comedy clubs sets?
02:00:34.000Yeah, I believe that is called quid pro quo in the sexual harassment world.
02:00:41.000But, you know, it was like a lot of this Me Too shit, it's voluntary.
02:00:46.000I don't think quid pro quo should be a crime.
02:00:50.000And no, if a friend of mine did it, I'd be disgusted with her.
02:00:54.000But if some guy says you can get, like Roger Ailes had to pay Gretchen Carlson, I think, $25 million because he said, if you had slept with me, you'd be doing a lot better here.
02:01:22.000But it never would occur to me to sue him.
02:01:24.000He just came up with a ridiculous proposition that I have no interest in.
02:01:28.000So, yeah, it's technically illegal, but those dumb bitches are just prostitutes that performed an act for a payment, and the payment was a better spot.
02:01:40.000Yeah, well, I always loved him acting like a tough guy with you on Twitter, and then he immediately backed down about that Ralphie Mae thing.
02:01:48.000Hey, if you do that again, we're going to have a problem.
02:01:51.000Dude, Tony Soprano didn't tweet his imminent victims.