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00:04:53.000These guys were here from day one, the very beginning, when no one was with us.
00:04:59.000And we were with Laura Loomer last night when she won, and the chairman of the GOP was there saying, you're an agent of change, was her quote.
00:05:10.000And these are the people I think who stand outside the dressing room when you try on different pants and hand you a larger size because you always think you're a 32, you're a 36, dude.
00:07:23.000We're raising money for Max and John in prison.
00:07:28.000By the way, when you're sending them memes, understand that Max and John are still under scrutiny.
00:07:33.000The powers that be, the incompetent police's boss, think that Matt and John are part of a looming Nazi group that's going to start World War III, the Boogaloo.
00:07:58.000So send them memes, send them stuff, but avoid Antifa and Proud Boy stuff because that sends off a red flag and they end up getting interviewed by the FBI.
00:08:08.000And the people who send them the Antifa PB stuff, I didn't know this, by the way, until John Kinsman's wife just told me.
00:08:15.000The people who send that, they get a call from the CIA and the FBI saying, what's going on?
00:14:46.000It's a joke I stole from David Cross, actually.
00:14:50.000Tuesday, the 25th, we're going to go over the Laura thing.
00:14:54.000Now, I know that sounds kind of late, but we're going to put up the live stream, which it might be up now, of all the speeches and everything.
00:15:08.000My Tommy Robinson speech in England was terrible because I didn't have any notes and I was drunk.
00:15:13.000So I just, I had a very ambitious idea of how I'm going to do all the different accents throughout my life and all my different British history.
00:16:10.000I mean, if you look at her resume of these media events where she's exposed the hypocrisy of the left from jumping on stage in New York and berating people for murdering Trump in a bizarre ritual that could have been an Aztec stage as they murdered him and blood is everywhere.
00:16:31.000Bringing illegal immigrants to Nancy Pelosi's lawn.
00:18:50.000But it's just like looking at the, you know, the grid when you go to censored TV and you see all the stuff, just Animal House is so aesthetically pleasing.
00:19:34.000Derek Beccles and I were doing a live comedy show where I would show do's and don'ts and he would show his TV Carnage.
00:19:44.000And we were opening for the band The Unicorns.
00:19:47.000We ended the tour early because the band manager, the tour manager, said I couldn't have any of their beer because I'm only the opening band.
00:25:43.000This, by the way, is stolen from Roman Polanski's Bitter Moon, where he cheats on her and she has to take care of him when he's in a chair.
00:26:08.000When POWs in World War II were in the Japanese internment camps, in the POW camps, sorry, whoops, they weren't sitting there going, When I get back, when I get back home, I'm going to have a salad with four pieces of spinach and a tomato or two.
00:30:10.000Or did Tyler go, yeah, I'm getting ridiculed for that bathtub scene, so I will let you license the film Lifetime, but it's my new director's cut, I call it.
00:30:20.000And it may be missing some scenes that we deemed a little too controversial, meaning we got made fun of too much.
00:35:27.000Okay, I think it's time to say goodbye.
00:35:31.000We still have to talk about this Nadav movie, The Plot Against the President, and Millie Weaver's movie, Shadowgate, where she appears to have stabbed Roger Stone in the back.
00:35:45.000But I have to admit, I haven't seen either movie.
00:35:48.000I've just been doing some research, and you know, we've always said Jason Kessler was a fed, but I'm starting to get worried about more feds.
00:35:58.000I'm starting to think Raheem Kassan and Steve Bannon are funded by a Chinese billionaire who's working with the government and they're controlled opposition.
00:36:12.000Because I heard, it's all rumors, that their whole war room is totally funded by this Chinese billionaire who's closely affiliated with the government.
00:36:48.000And by the way, no one's talking about this at all.
00:36:50.000But Trump, in his latest negotiation with China, had a box that they had to check off that said, we will make all fentanyl in all forms illegal.
00:37:26.000Hope you enjoyed this free weekly special we have.
00:37:29.000We're about to get much deeper and a lot more gossip.
00:37:33.000We're about to talk about the movie Blades too and give away Heshy Socks to our first two callers.
00:37:40.000We're taking calls in approximately 22 minutes.
00:37:45.000We'll be taking calls for an hour and I'll be doodling while we take calls and then we'll be sending those to the Gavin Doodles auction where you can donate to Justice for Liberty, beautiful little black child who's had her father taken away because he fought Antifa, which is verboten.
00:38:01.000And the best way to do that, we're learning, is to go to the doodle auction, either buy a doodle or just donate there.
00:38:06.000So we have to literally go to New Zealand and back to give a black child money because of the bullshit Nazi narrative going on in this fucking country.
00:40:54.000And she goes through what all women go through when they're dumped, right?
00:40:56.000They feel like shit and they're embarrassed and they have low self-esteem.
00:40:59.000And so she gets a perm and he's at a party with like his new girlfriend and she shows up and he goes, she looks like a poodle.
00:41:09.000And then everyone starts laughing at her and she's like, devastated, right?
00:41:13.000And then he gets into an accident and he's paralyzed.
00:41:17.000And the only one who wants her is her.
00:41:21.000And their relationship just becomes sadistic revenge for dumping her.
00:41:25.000It's one of the best movies ever made.
00:41:27.000Roman Plansky may be a rapist pedophile, but boy can he make a movie.
00:41:31.000The tenant is also one of the best films I've ever seen.
00:41:35.000He kind of, the tenant invents the whole thing where you don't know if it's the house and the environment being crazy or if this guy's paranoid and make and he's crazy.
00:41:45.000Just like this new Kevin Bacon film where he moves into a house in Wales and the house is haunted.
00:45:18.000Go back to the beginning and don't let your ignorance of the world fuck up the show.
00:45:24.000It's one thing to not know anything which you're an expert on.
00:45:27.000It's another thing to say, oh, this must be a remake because Hugh Grant is in it and I only know him from a butter boy because I'm a butter retard.
00:49:55.000So she was 10 or 11 years old and she was at boarding school, doing her own laundry, coming up with her own schedule when she was a little kid.
00:50:29.000He had pepperonis on his face, pustulent zits everywhere.
00:50:33.000And then when he was older, he had this eczema that was so crippling, he looked into killing himself because he was in relentless pain 24 hours a day.
00:50:43.000There was that newscaster chick, an anchor woman, who got LASIC and it was so fucking painful, it went awry.
00:50:50.000And it was so fucking painful that even with, you know, Oxy, whatever opioids, she couldn't take the pain.
00:50:56.000And after a few months of just someone squeezing her eyeball in a vice, she killed herself.
00:51:09.000He was in so much constant scratching pain.
00:51:11.000Like imagine you have body like scabies and they just, it's incurable and you're constantly itching for months and months and months and months.
00:51:20.000And then some hippie chick, I can't remember what the regimen was, but it was something that I would normally roll my eyes at, like essential oil, homeopathy, meditation or some shit, totally cured him 100%.
00:53:06.000There was an illusion being created using the most awesome tools and the greatest tricks that the American intelligence community had learned to use against our enemies.
00:53:13.000Now it was being deployed against the American people and our president.
00:53:16.000This is the biggest political scandal in modern history, which makes Watergate look like a TI.
00:53:50.000And he, by the way, says Nixon is a complete fucking asshole.
00:53:55.000But he said they were maniacal about recording, and Nixon overdid it and recorded not just his allies and everyone he talks to, but his enemies.
00:54:19.000And Obama, I would estimate what percentage of the population, now obviously we have babies and old ladies and Mexicans who just got here, but what percentage of the politically aware America knows that Obama spied on the Trump campaign?
00:54:37.000I would say 25 to 30% of non-left, what are we called again?
00:59:25.000I recently confirmed that on numerous occasions, the intelligence community collected information about U.S. citizens involved in the Trump transition.
00:59:34.000It was shocking to see that guy, James Clapper?
01:00:28.000When you see a woman, a civilized Western woman, like that Australian newscaster's wife, like your sister, and she's got a hijab on.
01:00:37.000And you're like, we're sitting here celebrating, what, 100 years of women having the vote, and you're launching yourself in a catapult back in time.
01:00:46.000with Western culture, you're launching yourself back to, I don't know, pre-Christ?
01:00:55.000...collected information about U.S. citizens involved in the Trump transition.
01:01:01.000It was shocking to see some of the pad pack done to hide either corruption or abuse of authority and to make sure certain agencies didn't look bad.
01:01:12.000We have a peaceful transition of power process.
01:07:46.000Like I could see if I was black going, oh, I know what's going on.
01:07:50.000It's because you don't want black people having a voice.
01:07:54.000You know, you could see yourself getting into, especially if you're like upper middle class black dude who grew up with a white mom and no black dad and kept getting rewarded for making everything about you.
01:08:06.000I could see getting into that tunnel vision and just being like, no, you're fucking banging.
01:08:59.000Don't you come from a place where people shit on the streets so much that you get the bubonic plague when a car drives by because it splashes diarrhea on you?
01:09:43.000Oh, I can't wait to tell you about this cop story about the meth investigation he did that took him months.
01:09:53.000The meth makers, after the explosion, driving to a friend's house with their skin falling off their face and arms to ask him if he has a hose.
01:14:28.000You keep losing and losing and losing.
01:14:30.000So when you know you're going to win, when you know DeGrom is there and Syndegaard's lost his Tommy John and you're feeling good about this game, bet on it.
01:14:40.000I would have bet you you could have won.
01:15:11.000When I was a little, little kid, like six, seven, TV would finish at around 9.30, and then an Indian would come on the screen, like with his headdress and a circle behind him, and just like codes and charts, I guess, where you'd test the, yeah, that's what I saw at 9.40 on all three channels we had.
01:16:57.000So that's the one movie we wanted to talk about.
01:16:59.000We're dipping into the calls pretty heavily here.
01:17:04.000This should probably be its own episode, and I shouldn't bring it up on a show like this, where we sort of, this is our party show.
01:17:11.000Wednesday's our party hump day, where at the end of every episode, every Wednesday, Ryan and I, I'm not going to call it making love because it's not.
01:24:26.000If an ally of yours like Roger is getting fucked over in a documentary, wouldn't you call him?
01:24:32.000This is like when they did all this shit about that Kalamazoo thing.
01:24:39.000thing and said oh no no sorry buzz what's his name from the melvins did an interview with me and they said the singer the melvins affiliated with uh proud boys founder gavin mcinnis And I emailed both the writers that did two stories on it, and I said, why didn't you call me or contact me about this?
01:24:58.000You did all this research, all this fucking combing through different articles and interviews.
01:25:04.000You could have just called me and asked me.
01:25:09.000Journalism is propaganda done by communists.
01:25:12.000And often when I say communists, you'll go to Twitter and they'll have a hammer and a sickle in their avatar.
01:25:40.000I do know that based on the statistics on the District of Columbia, the statistical improbability of my jury having a single Republican should be impossible.
01:25:51.000The statistical impossibility of my jury having a single member should be impossible.
01:25:57.000The statistical possibility of my jury having no jurors with less than a college education is impossible.
01:27:24.000That seemed to be pro- Did you notice a vibe with that chick where it's an amateur talking to a legend?
01:27:30.000Like, when I saw Roger do his talk at Laura Loomer's thing, I was just like watching Mike Tyson today horse around in the ring or like Lee Trevino hit a few balls at a mini putt.
01:27:44.000Like the guy is so above us with these political speeches that he didn't write anything.
01:27:52.000It was, he had the whole cadence down.
01:28:46.000He voted for Gus Hall and admitted to it during a lie detector test while applying to the CIA.
01:28:53.000I thought Clapper was the one, and this is probably retarded and wrong, that he committed the same offense that Roger Stone did, a process crime, but didn't get in trouble for it.
01:29:43.000So James Clapper is the guy who did the exact same thing that Roger Stone did, but instead of facing years in prison, he got a contributor gig at CNN.
01:29:52.000By the way, I know we've gone late with the calls here.
01:29:59.000We're going to go late with the calls.
01:30:03.000But yeah, I should have, that whole Nadov Milly Weaver thing, we should have done as a separate show because it involves some investigation.
01:39:16.000So I was talking to my independent friend on Facebook, actually, and we were having a debate, and I wanted to read you what he wrote and just see what you thought of this, because I disagreed with it, but this is what he said.
01:39:37.000Let's be honest, our lives don't change that much depending on which party controls the country.
01:40:02.000You know, I come from Canada and Britain, where they have four parties in control, and there's just so much distribution of power that nothing can get done.
01:40:13.000Because when one group comes up with something, the other group vetoes it.
01:40:52.000He's a good person who loves people, but he was a pariah in high school.
01:41:00.000He was a skinny, ugly nerd that everyone made fun of.
01:41:03.000And so when he got popular, when he got famous, he was all about abusing women for revenge.
01:41:10.000So it's possible that someone good and moral can also be malicious and vindictive and be out for revenge.
01:41:18.000And I feel like people like Patton Oswalt, David Cross, John Glazer, Sam Seder, a lot of these beta male comedians that were popular in the Wimp days, they resent Trump for wanting to bring us back to the wedgie era where they were persona non grata.
01:42:49.000If Democratic, if there's Democratic control and take, for instance, Seattle, look at Seattle.
01:42:58.000It's fucking burning to the ground, just like Oregon and all these other places.
01:43:03.000When you, you know, you don't really see that much Republican shit.
01:43:10.000I don't, there's some things I don't agree with as far as Republican, but you don't see as much crazy shit from Republican as you do Democrats.
01:44:19.000Hey, so I think you're overlooking America's richest treasure in jazz music, which is baseball.
01:44:28.000As someone that improvises daily, you would understand the rigor of that craft.
01:44:33.000And, you know, the jazz luminaries like Miles Davis, they're all about not giving a fuck what anybody thinks and following your own direction and evolving.
01:50:55.000But, like, the COVID stuff just goes on and on and on.
01:50:57.000And it does really like tie into all his like neuroses.
01:51:00.000And I like how he's always about therapy and how great it is.
01:51:04.000And you go, well, not unlike my friend Terry Richardson, you've been going every day for years and you're still scared to go to a fucking dinner party, like petrified.
01:51:16.000So maybe it's not working out so great.
01:52:23.000My really successful brother, Bob Murray, is totally jealous of the brother that he loves, that he's been with his whole life, that he changed the diapers of.
01:52:35.000He hates that his brother, Bill Murray, is successful.
01:52:37.000And it's really just his like vindictive, basically Jewish, you know, self-hatred where he assumes everyone else is as bitter and paranoid as him.
01:52:47.000And that's the worst part about COVID is it justified all that shit.
01:53:19.000Well, that's actually his psychiatrist should spend some time on that because you clearly have a problem.
01:53:25.000You know what I can tell, by the way, when he talks to Gary, is that he somehow resents Gary's wholesome fatherness, fatherliness, his wholesome family.
01:54:08.000I get mad because I'm like, flip-flops will ruin my day and you're just coasting through life.
01:54:13.000He really resents how functional Gary is.
01:54:17.000And by the way, not to get too Jewish on everything, but you see that with like Henry Winkler playing the Fonds and the Ramones being Joey Ramon and the guy playing Bowser.
01:54:31.000Like there seems to be in Brooklyn anyway and New York City, this sort of like, I don't know, like resentment that Italians seem so okay with everything and they eat and they love and they drink and the Jews are like, what are you doing?
01:54:47.000You're my neighbor and you're out there gallivanting.
01:57:13.000Yeah, I didn't I didn't get that impression, at least while I was watching it drunk.
01:57:18.000All All I recall from it was just kind of that clip you guys showed, where it was basically that one chick interviewing Roger Stone, talking about how his jury pool might have been selected by this algorithm that's being used.
01:59:37.000So then in the future, if people say Trump's a liar, you can say, oh, yeah, like how he lied and said he wasn't going to pardon Snowden and then did.
01:59:46.000Anyways, the real reason I wanted to call in was, I don't know if, Gavin, if you ever did any subliminal messaging work in your advertising life, but I was thinking back to how on 9-11, watching 9-11 play out on television, and I remembered thinking to myself, I wonder if the towers are going to come down.
02:00:10.000And now all these years later, being a quote, conspiracy theorist who I think the towers were demolished, I remember thinking that, and I wondered if I go back and look at the CNN footage, I was watching CNN that day, if I look, can I find any cues that were there subliminally prepping, queuing people to accept the towers come down or expect it in advance?
02:00:32.000And I found something pretty interesting.
02:00:33.000If you look in the bottom left-hand corner of the CNN footage from before the second plane even hit in the Chiron, the lower third thing, every nine seconds they're showing the towers just being blown up and collapsing off screen.
02:00:49.000It's like a rudimentary animated GIF type image in black and gray.
02:00:54.000They're just showing the towers being blown up over and over again every nine.
02:01:10.000If you just look up CNN footage of 9-11, like it's on their own channel on YouTube.
02:01:16.000So if you look up the second plane hits tower CNN, so from before the second plane hitting up until the first tower collapses, every nine seconds, they're showing like this little animated GIF in the bottom left.
02:01:28.000You need to have the animated GIF ready, my friend.
02:11:18.000You can get a guy who knows this board because I had to, you know, anytime there's a power outage or anything like that, I have to go ahead and build this again until I learn how to save it.
02:11:27.000Then I save it, then I recall the thing.
02:11:28.000There's a button on this audio board that remembers everything on the audio board.
02:11:56.000The big picture is I would stop doing this if it wasn't financially viable.
02:12:00.000And that's not because I'm looking to make money.
02:12:04.000It's because that would be the market saying time to go.
02:12:06.000Like, you know, Cheap Trick, they had a bunch of stadium shows, and then they started playing smaller and smaller venues until they were playing fucking, what was it called?
02:12:18.000What's that venue in Times Square where you really know it's over?
02:12:22.000BB Kings in Times Square with like 200 people.
02:12:26.000And then I think they went, all right, that's enough live shows.
02:12:29.000So I guess the short answer is I'll quit when no one wants to hear these shows anymore.
02:16:04.000Gavin and Ryan, would you rather have to take a shower every time you shit or wear a pair of over-the-ear headphones everywhere you go during the day?
02:18:50.000I'm not finding a possum, going through like 300 till I find one with rabies, getting it in a cage, getting permission from the restaurant to bring it in, trying to set it up at a desk with some guy, I mean, a table, with some guy who has like these giant leather arm gloves and a mask, and then letting you have your order and holding it there.
02:20:06.000But yeah, if you don't sue, it's sort of like when they did that documentary about Sarah Palin and it had all this horrible stuff about her.
02:20:13.000And I talked to Greg Guttfeld about it and I go, that was pretty bad, right?
02:20:17.000And he goes, well, why didn't she sue them?
02:21:59.000While we're doing multiculturalism, recently Africans, many countries in Southern Africa, were under the belief that bald people have gold in their head.
02:22:11.000So bald people are getting macheted in the head and their brains are being rifled through for gold.
02:22:43.000What about in Hispanic culture, in Central America, Costa Rica, Honduras, Nicaragua, where handicapped kids are a sign that God thinks you suck, so they hide those children in the basement and rarely take them on walks or rarely show them to anyone?
02:33:01.000I mean, I'm not bad outside of the hair thing, but it's certainly, you know, I'm talking to girls, it just kind of feels like I'm wearing like a giant pink t-shirt or something.
02:33:44.000I've seen a definite reduction in the last three, four years, especially in terms of the kind of girls that will show interest right off the bat.
02:36:09.000There's a firmware update from last year that does a ducking feature.
02:36:15.000Look into that, because the ducking feature allows you to, when Gavin's talking to his microphone, it'll turn, the other microphone will sense that it's a distant sound, and it'll shut your mic off and get rid of that echo cancellation for you.
02:37:05.000I find that, I get that question a lot, and I'm like, no.
02:37:07.000Like, when I listen to Rolling Stones, not that I'm in their caliber, but I go, I'd like to have a beer with Keith Richards, but it's not like if I contact him, he's going, yeah, man, where are you at?