Kevin and Yusong talk about the Inauguration, Cardi B's new album, and why the Black family needs to have more Black Dads. Plus, a new segment called "Get Off My Lawn" and a new idea for Black Lives Matter.
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00:05:05.000On the one in a million chance the president is kidnapped or there's some sort of problem with his throat, we're going to need you to do a press conference and tell America that everyone is fine.
00:06:40.000If he killed my mother, I just go in there: hey, Mr. Mugabe, I'd like to work for you as a security.
00:06:46.000I remember one of the best lines I ever read in my life was this African journalist who said that Mugabe ate the poo-poo.
00:06:54.000No, this African journalist who was saying he wears 14-karat gold eyeglass frames, though it's not clear if he's wearing the glasses or the glasses are wearing him.
00:10:18.000And you change and hug the diapers of this two-year-old and you're with him till he's four and you're hugging him and kissing him to bed at night.
00:15:02.000So kudos to Barbara for actually trying it and not just pontificating.
00:15:06.000The biggest problem with the media today is everyone is just pontificating and guessing what it's probably like out there based on someone else's fucking tweet.
00:15:19.000And you don't learn about life watching someone else's tweet.
00:16:04.000By the way, folks in white neighborhoods, if you really want to show how open-minded you are and how much you love other groups, go to the black neighborhood near you.
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00:17:22.000jacbd.com promo code gavin 20 off all orders speaking of getting your news from twitter i learned today did you you probably didn't know this and i didn't learn this from being out in the field i learned this from hearing what other people say but did you know that that's an inside joke that only i know no no no you told me you know it yeah my son used to before he was consumed with baseball he used to have these sayings and
00:19:21.000later he is released on parole and gets a reduced sentence because of the extra masks and nobody remembers what happened to this policeman who killed the black person Did you even know that?
00:19:47.000Lebanese TV is claiming that because of the mask shortage, which I didn't know about, the white people who are in control are killing blacks.
00:23:46.000I'm not like these fucking Middle Eastern kids who will just chop a dog's ears off with shearing scissors and then laugh as it goes, but I just don't, I don't know.
00:24:05.000But, you know, in the Bronx Zoo, for example, a lot of these are drug dealers that buy some crazy exotic animal and they realize they can't handle it.
00:24:39.000I look like Artie Lang at a job interview.
00:24:42.000Did I ever tell you about Tony Curters?
00:24:44.000But I'm looking at these women who work there, and the women are divided into the following categories.
00:24:51.000About 15 to 20% are pretty women with incredible maternal instincts, and no one's put a ring on it, so they don't know what to do, where to funnel this, sort of like Howard Stern's wife.
00:25:03.000And what they do is they just look after these animals, and it's all about the babies.
00:25:08.000And we're having our first penguin baby, and we're watching the egg.
00:25:11.000And you know that they come in early every day and they work extra hours, and they just love that shit.
00:26:26.000They're not that into their sexuality, and so they just say, I want to love, and I don't want to love a dude and gives my mother nightmares.
00:28:48.000Don't hurt them, but they don't mean anything.
00:28:50.000They're just really plants that walk around and have eyeballs.
00:28:54.000And I thank God, literally, that we have this venue where these poor autistic boys and men can sit there.
00:29:04.000Maybe look up Gecko, Gecko Lizard, pregnant.
00:29:08.000And you go, thank God, these lonely women, these young spinsters, these lost lesbians, these twisted gays, and these lonely autistic men who can't function have a place.
00:31:37.000We got books and songs and news blips and t-shirts.
00:31:42.000But there is a few important things I want to talk to, like Quebec City having re-education camps, a bit of Antifa porn, and this Dijon Kazelle case that's causing riots in LA.
00:32:01.000They never ask what the guy did or what his past was.
00:32:04.000Oh, he deserved to die just because he raped a kid.
00:32:07.000Well, yes, but I know where you're going.
00:32:11.000And the quest, the answer is the odds are he was fucking with the cops and not just simply walking down the street minding his own business.
00:32:18.000But you don't get that because you don't pay.
00:34:05.000Yeah, in the top thing right there, auctions slash Doodles for Justice 5.
00:34:09.000I tried to search it, but it will be on the bar, on the search bar.
00:34:13.000So on the left side of the screen, you'll see it in the tip.
00:34:17.000You go to censor.tv and look for it there, or go to Charity Auctions Today and put in the search Doodles for Justice 5, and that should come up.
00:37:35.000And as a drunk who's constantly losing his shit, you're just like, I already did the joke before about how I needed to change my life when I lost the 50th thing and then I did by buying this shit.
00:37:47.000But as a drunk, you're walking around and, you know, as a loser, you're always thinking, oh, fuck, great.
00:39:37.000I mean, there's probably like, as far as adult males go, there's probably about 130 in the world she can beat up that aren't in wheelchairs.
00:44:26.000They talk about Marx and anarcho-socialist communes and that kind of stuff.
00:44:31.000The antifa cunts in LA are even worse because they're totally uneducated, spoiled brats who speak any bonics, do art, and have absolutely nothing to offer the world.
00:44:45.000They are all great arguments for abortion.
00:44:48.000Planned Parenthood should have them on their posters.
00:45:45.000Like, so in this one time, I told them.
00:45:47.000No, I think you're close, but I think what's going on here is he said to himself, I'm a leader, and I could be the next sort of Malcolm X of this particular movement.
00:45:56.000And I'll be on posters and I'll be on the news, just like Miss Juneteenth was trying to do, or the guy with the van with graffiti on the side and the little blonde tips.
00:46:05.000So this guy's decided, I'm just going to show them through meritocracy that I'm meant to be the leader.
00:46:11.000And I'm just going to take control of the situation, tell the cops this is how it's going to go.
00:50:36.000This goes back to that woman I showed you crying at the Jouverte, which is a Haitian, whatever, West Indian parade party where girls go to meet guys to get laid.
00:50:48.000And guys go to shoot someone from a rival gang.
00:53:00.000So, yeah, we haven't touched on this yet, but there's big riots in LA because of a math tutor who is learning the clarinet named Dijon Kizel.
00:53:58.000So this kid, this annoying white kid, is walking down the highway.
00:54:02.000They block the highway because if there's one thing that's responsible for racism and police brutality, it's cars and people going to work.
00:55:41.000I think he should be responsible for his own choices, but I don't know if he deserved this or not because I wasn't there and I didn't really see what happens.
00:55:48.000But I do want to tell everybody to do what's right, to live in society and don't do things that are illegal.
00:55:54.000Because I think we can stop doing this show now.
01:00:19.000And then he was just like, oh, for fuck's sake.
01:00:22.000And then he's just sitting there with like his sweatpants on, no shoes or socks, no shirt, his weird, like skinny, muscular body and tight chest.
01:00:34.000And he's just like standing on the deck looking out at the lake and just screaming at the top of his lungs, where were you when we were getting out?
01:00:44.000And now I can't hear this song without hearing it fucking drunk Leswegian.
01:00:47.000He also had a comb over that would like come uncombed.
01:00:50.000So it would just be like this thing like that.
01:00:52.000And he's like, where were you when we were getting out?
01:03:31.000This idea that you fucking gorilla biscuits, kids, are so fucking high and you're going on Netflix benders and you're watching TV when some dirty hairy type, the modern equivalent is like, I don't like you, punk.
01:03:48.000That's what you get for having an illegal gun.
01:03:50.000That's not even remotely how any of this shit works.
01:04:11.000To live in society and don't do things that are illegal.
01:04:15.000Because when you're doing things that are illegal, you're putting yourself in a situation where things can come to you, either jail or death.
01:04:22.000That's what usually happens when you do things that are illegal.
01:04:33.000I'm going to go out in a blaze of glory stealing shit and being an asshole.
01:04:36.000And no, I'm going to never stop fighting.
01:04:40.000And I'm going to keep trying to make my name, keep trying to make a name for myself, keep trying to make money, keep trying to get employed, keep working on my family.
01:05:43.000And the reason I want to pull this up is because as he's shooting, the guy isn't like, well, well, well, fucking Negro thinks he can come at me with a naff.
01:05:53.000Well, you got another thing coming because I'm in a movie and I'm watching it on Quelludes.
01:13:24.000You know, all of this is just normal American behavior, but the way the media is spinning racist America and horrible America and we're not making America great again.
01:13:32.000It's never been great and it's at all-time worst.
01:13:34.000This is all just eradicated by the media.
01:13:36.000We're living in the Soviet Union, and the media is showing as a horrible, shitty America that is not happening.
01:13:44.000Let's finish this mustard, mustard gazelle.
01:17:38.000By the way, if that was true, and even if it wasn't, don't make your ex a mixed tape or the equivalent today, I guess, would be a playlist.
01:17:47.000She and her new boyfriend listen to that and laugh at you.
01:18:32.000So last week, last week was an abomination.
01:18:36.000I got a lot of hate mail, not just from subs, but from the people we work with and friends of mine, people that I convinced to subscribe to the show that were enjoying it until that day.
01:26:41.000And I guess I scare myself with the mask because being 37 years old, I think to myself, if my youngest one gets married, even at, say, 23, that I'm going to be 60 years old, you know, at a wedding.
01:27:32.000Like, if you're 40 and you're talking about adopting and you got a bunch of kids, I can see the argument of like, maybe we shouldn't take this on.
01:27:40.000But when they're your own kids, yeah, just churn them out, dude.
01:28:10.000And, you know, pretty much every Wednesday I try to call in.
01:28:14.000And typically we have kind of a system going here.
01:28:18.000Wife's with the older son getting him to sleep.
01:28:21.000And younger son's usually on my shoulder.
01:28:23.000And I'm trying to get him not to scream as I'm speaking to you guys.
01:28:26.000So my wife brings that up and she tells me exactly what you're basically saying there is that we will never regret having another one, but we may regret not having another one.
01:28:39.000So no one's lying on their deathbed going, I wish I had less kids and I wish I worked more.
01:30:50.000But you know how they like to say that black people are targeted for weed and they're just throwing black people in jail because of the color of their skin and whatnot.
01:31:14.000And I have a little bit that I kind of will sneak in and say, do you really think that they're targeting blacks because of the color of their skin?
01:31:25.000Like, have you ever smoked weed with black people?
01:31:32.000White people are scared to hit a one-hitter on a road trip with the windows rolled down.
01:31:37.000Black people are smoking blunts on the way to the grocery store, hot boxes, you know?
01:31:43.000And everybody, it's funny because they all laugh at it because we all have black friends, whatever we all smoke, and we have a friend like that, you know?
01:33:12.000Secondly, I talked to a cop about this once, and he said, I don't know what it is, but when whites do drugs, they like smoke weed in their car in the parking lot, and then they close the door and run away, or they do Coke in the bathroom, and then they put it back in their pocket.
01:33:28.000But blacks just not only seem to be more open about their drug use, but they seem to get in more trouble when they're high.
01:33:34.000Like black, white people, the worst thing a white guy does when he's on Coke is talk your ear off, try to start a company with you.
01:33:46.000And, you know, okay, I've had black friends my whole life, you know, not like my best friends or whatever, but I hung out with black people in high school.
01:33:56.000And, you know, it's like, it's racist now to recognize reality.
01:34:29.000And, you know, it's a shame what all of this racist culture, whatever, that has been, that everyone's on these days has done because it's like fucks up relationships with black people and white people.
01:34:43.000You know what my nickname was with my friends that I used to smoke blunts hanging around the car was?
01:35:28.000That's the way it is where there's anything hard to do that takes precedence over bullshit like whatever we're told by the Huffington Post to think.
01:35:35.000And the left has managed to create more dissension and more segregation and more animosity.
01:37:14.000So I homeschool my kids, and for my 11th grader, well, whenever I listen to this podcast and also Inshapira, but mostly this one, if there's a word that you say that I don't know what it means, I write it down,
01:37:30.000and then that's my daughter's vocabulary words for the week.
01:39:52.000So here's the million-dollar question.
01:39:55.000See, he texts me sometimes, but I can tell it's the same kind of text I get from Roger Stone, which is just, I have a movie coming out in September.
01:40:37.000All these celebrities that email me now, or a lot of them, like Stone and Dinesh, I can tell they just go, okay, I'm going to take a day and I'm going to text every journalist I know or promoter and I'll promote the show.
01:40:50.000Because I'll always respond and be like, oh, that looks funny.
01:47:41.000The implication is that you have a problem with that and it's blowing your mind because you would never imagine a black female astronaut and it's saying, hey, think outside the box.
01:47:50.000And you're like, yeah, yeah, okay, I'm outside the box.
01:47:52.000But when you keep saying it to me every single day, you're saying that I'm incapable of imagining a young black girl, you know, doing something cool.
01:48:29.000I don't think it's ever going to stop.
01:48:31.000I think it's going to turn into California nationwide, and then eventually we'll just kind of go tribalist, and then, you know, we'll kind of go our separate ways.
01:48:42.000Well, in South Africa, they didn't go any separate ways.
01:48:51.000Well, I think if we create a civil war, I think like another country like, I don't know if China or something else will kind of come in and maybe do something because we'll be fractured, basically.
01:49:04.000Half of our country won't want to defend themselves.
01:50:51.000In New Zealand, the youth here are just, we're probably 20% Māoris, which is brown people, and then the others are white and Indians and all that.
01:51:02.000We've got hardly any black people here, but the BLM protests are just running rapid here.
01:51:06.000You know, you've got discrimination against the Indigenous people here, but yet during the level 4 lockdown, the ones with the most restrictions on it, we couldn't even go to a funeral.
01:51:16.000They were allowing thousands of people to march down the main street of Auckland and protest for a cause that has no effect on our country whatsoever.
01:51:37.000What's funny with that is I actually go to a very liberal university, and I'm quite a Redpool dude.
01:51:45.000I probably associate myself with the right-wing conservative, so I get in a lot of fights there.
01:51:50.000But anyway, the Dutch actually came and invaded New Zealand and were trying to take over land, and the Maldives went to sign a treaty with the English people, and they couldn't sign that treaty fast enough to get the Dutch out of New Zealand.
01:52:02.000And then they signed that treaty, and then, you know, the English are like, well, in that treaty, you said you're going to give us land.
01:52:08.000And then the Maldives that actually were with the Dutch trying to take over the Maldives with the English, were like, no, you can't do that.
01:52:40.000There's just a bunch of mounds of sand on the beach.
01:52:43.000And then they got closer and the mounds of sand exploded into human beings with women's field hockey sticks who then just went and started killing everyone.
01:53:26.000And, you know, people were just killing, raping, pillaging, whatever around there.
01:53:31.000And also at that time, the Dutch were trying to influence their power into the region.
01:53:37.000And the English had already had some sort of pacts with the tribes in Russell.
01:53:42.000So they formed an alliance with the northern Māori tribes and tried to drive out the Dutch who were actually trying to colonize the country.
01:53:51.000And the Dutch were trying to colonize the country with other Māori tribes trying to move their way up.
01:54:51.000It gets confusing because there were some tribes that were against English invasion and there were the Māori tribes that were with the English to work with them to help.
01:55:01.000Because the Māori tribes weren't united.
01:55:03.000There were hundreds of tribes in New Zealand that weren't united.
01:55:05.000And some Māori tribes, along with the British, wanted to take over the other Māori tribes.
01:57:08.000Oftentimes, when you say the care thing, it sounds like you do care because you're like, My name is Care.
01:57:12.000Yeah, I know, but that's the beauty of it, it's so ingrained that you know when you hear the word care, you don't.
01:57:18.000It's like you care so little, you're not even trying to be correct about it.
01:57:22.000I'll never beat the one at Vice where the sales guy was leaving, and we totally treated the sales team like shit, the editorial board, and they hated that.
01:57:31.000And he was leaving with a client, and we, just for fun, it was this guy, I forget his name, Adam or something.
01:57:36.000He was a sales guy, and it's a shitty thing to do because he was paying my rent.
02:00:26.000The manager, or not the manager, but whatever, the main guy's quote was, he goes, you know, I've had your back a lot over the couple years I've known you, and we've been close, but now I have to turn my back on you.
02:02:22.000You sound like you might want to get a job in a zoo.
02:02:28.000So I was calling, are you familiar with what's going on out here in California about statues and of Juniper O'Sarah and what's going on with the missions out here in terms of the history behind them and they're trying to get them taken down?
02:03:15.000Yeah, it's, it's, uh, there's this huge, you know, wave of people trying to get these statues.
02:03:23.000You know, they're being vandalized and taken down.
02:03:27.000The town that I live in, we just had to Take down a statue in front of City Hall and change the city seal because they're, I don't know, offended by this.
02:03:40.000But this guy essentially founded a ton of towns across California.
02:04:06.000There's been, yeah, and there's been tons of vandalism on these missions, which are actually churches.
02:04:14.000And it's all part of this anti-Christian sentiment that's going on in California right now with the media trying to shame people for holding church services on the beach.
02:04:26.000There's a pastor that is having an injunction served against him like 20 minutes away from me.
02:05:28.000So I guarantee you that this saint, this guy, I've never heard of before, I guarantee you there's no skeletons in his closet.
02:05:36.000Yeah, the Catholic Church, I think they just made him an apostle in the midst of all this.
02:05:41.000And all this came up within like a week after the George Floyd thing.
02:05:46.000Like they start taking down Confederate statues and then it turns into like what you were saying just earlier where it's like a fashion trend.
02:05:53.000You know, now it's and some, you know, it's got to be anti-Christian.
02:05:59.000It's an anti-Christian thing that's going on.
02:06:01.000And you know, I was pretty early on the statue thing and I said it's a bad move.
02:06:06.000And the reason I said it's a bad move is because where does it end?
02:06:11.000You started with your argument that I didn't agree with but I got, where you said, I don't want pro-slavery guys to be put on a pedestal.
02:06:21.000Okay, look, it's all part of our history, but I see what you're saying.
02:06:24.000And then you gave them that, and it's give them an inch, take a mile, and then they wanted to take down this statue, that statue, St. Malachi, St. Juniper.
02:06:31.000And now they're just destroying our history.
02:06:35.000Remember the good old days when the winners wrote history?
02:06:42.000Yeah, it's just sad because you can see it becoming a huge snowball effect, especially out here because so many things are named after conquistadors.
02:06:52.000So much of the Mexican history across here in California is based off of conquistadors.
02:07:32.000I'm with you, Jay, and may I suggest that you replace the letter, but they put every asterisk instead of the T. I find crossing crucifixes to be offensive, microaggressive, and discomforting.
02:17:49.000So anyway, he's been telling us crazy fucking stories from his past that he just is remembering all of a sudden that we never heard before.
02:18:08.000My old man, his grandfather got, you know, conscripted in the British Army and was actually in South Africa and fought in the fucking Boer War with, what's his name?
02:18:22.000I have his fucking medals here on my desk in my office.
02:18:26.000Anyway, so he's telling the story and my sister happened to be there recording it.
02:18:31.000He goes, well, you know, when I was about nine, my mom and me were getting on the bus in Dublin and we were heading down to the shop and some fucking IRA guy gets on the goddamn bus, starts waving a gun around.
02:18:44.000My mom takes a swing at him and he fucking shoots her in the arm.
02:24:37.000Law and order will finally get its due.
02:24:39.000And in about two years, being a cop will be the greatest job that you can ever have because we will have seen firsthand what life is like without law and order.
02:24:48.000Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.