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00:05:23.000And then they'll sit and watch the board, which is just a bingo grid of numbers with like a 54 exploding and then shrinking and an 11 and he'll go, ah, now I get 54 11 now that I don't have a card.
00:05:59.000At my gym, if you haven't been sparring for a week, people look at you weird, like you fucked a kid.
00:06:05.000Like you have to kind of lurk around and hide.
00:06:08.000And if you ever were assigned sparring and you gave it up, well, now you gotta go.
00:06:13.000And then you hang out with middle class people and they haven't been in a fight in their life.
00:06:18.000Not that fighting is everything, but it does solve everything.
00:06:21.000I've been talking to journalists all day, by the way.
00:06:23.000And the reason we did two episodes, because I didn't want to overwhelm you with Proud Boys shit tonight, especially because we have to do reading.
00:07:50.000I'll bet you there are 300, like, real deal bonafide Satanists in America who paint shit on the ground and they kill a fucking goat and they sit there going, Okay.
00:09:05.000Book of the day today, Steve Martin, incredible writer.
00:09:09.000He wrote this article that was in the New Yorker or something about his dad on his deathbed and how his dad has always bullied him and made fun of him and was embarrassed of him because he was such a goof.
00:09:19.000And on his deathbed, his dad revealed, I always wanted to be in showbiz and I was jealous of you and I was worried you're going to embarrass me and so I would not look at your stuff.
00:09:34.000I was just jealous and you made me realize that I chickened out because you were so brave and you were such a goofball and I was scared of being laughed at and there you were trying to get laughed at.
00:09:52.000I don't think there's probably like three articles in my life I've read where I cried and then as far as laughing out loud.
00:10:08.000This book, I think, might be the only time I laughed out loud.
00:10:12.000When he is organizing a protest at the factory he works at, where he's worked for maybe two days, and he's made signs for all the other workers, and the workers, before they grab the signs, they can tell that he made them with his own sheets and there's jizz stains on them.
00:10:29.000And I was on the train laughing aloud to this.
00:10:32.000I don't think it's happened before or since.
00:10:36.000But, um, I just, sometimes I love books that are not by writers, because they come at it with such a fresh stance.
00:10:42.000Another example of this was Ralph Steadman's artist, Hunter, I mean, Hunter Thompson's artist, Ralph Steadman, where he writes about his times with Hunter Thompson.
00:11:00.000Writers have a compulsion to tell all eventually, particularly journalistic ones, whose only real reason for being a journalist anyway is to blast out the secrets they are entrusted with off the record and surprise the world or their editors.
00:11:12.000I wrote in the book, guilty as charged.
00:11:19.000But I sent that book to Max in prison and he goes, wow, stick to drawing, Ralph.
00:11:28.000You know, this is the problem with art.
00:11:30.000You assume that everyone else is gonna love it, and you play some bullshit Hulk Hogan 80s rock, and you get berated by your boss for not being a fag or anything, just being a low-quality human being.
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00:12:22.000That is our first read, 12 minutes late.
00:12:36.000I won't say 9-11, but shit happens like the Trump thing.
00:12:40.000During a pile of monkeys screaming, monkeys being Chris Wallace and Joe Biden, and a bunch of smoke going off, they started screaming, white supremacist, white supremacist, disavow at Trump, and started flashing lights in his face.
00:12:53.000And then he said, stand down, stand by, what?
00:12:57.000And that became a mantra for Proud Boys and the right and it also became a mantra for the left to say he's planning a civil war if he loses, I think.
00:18:47.000One of the most common falcon species, the peregrine falcon, eats mainly other birds such as ducks, gulls, pigeons, cranes, ptarmigans, swifts, and many types of songbirds.
00:18:55.000Thanks for stabbing me in the back, fellow bird.
00:23:00.000A lot of people in America pronounce it data.
00:23:02.000In Canada and Britain we pronounce it data and it was initially used by aristocrats to mean goodbye.
00:23:10.000But over time the people you were talking to noticed patterns and he leaves at 10 p.m.
00:23:17.000and that was seen as data information.
00:23:22.000He always does Irish goodbyes, he doesn't pay his bill, and you would learn about a person by how he did his d'etat.
00:23:28.000Over time, the goodbye became knowing people's patterns, knowing their lifestyles, and that became data.
00:23:36.000And then, most recently, it became a guy who's oddly sort of peach vagina colored from a Star Trek show where he would just cover his entire body in foundation and be a smart annoying guy who had trouble understanding both humor and love.
00:25:42.000So he's an experienced journalist, I can't really make fun of him.
00:25:45.000The guy's grizzled leather face has been doing this forever.
00:25:47.000Alan Froyer, I think his heart's in the right place but he lets a lot of bullshit go by because he's not exactly an alpha male.
00:25:57.000But at least he's trying to do a good job.
00:25:59.000Mike Baker's a useless piece of shit and Shira Frankel is a fraud.
00:26:03.000So I'm reading this article and, oh I meant to say this earlier, sorry.
00:26:09.000When an event happens like what happened with Trump last night, I wake up and I have a view of it, and then you start getting more and more information, and you start coming up with a different concept, and then you really have it ironed out by 9.30.
00:26:23.000At which point, all the articles are done.
00:26:25.000And here's the other thing I'm learning about these journos.
00:26:27.000When I was at Vice, I would wake up at around 11.
00:27:19.000Because I know, like everyone is very cool and open-minded, and I know I'm talking to the enemy.
00:27:25.000I know they're gonna frame this, find the 10 things I hate about the Jews thing, pretend they've seen it, and you know, what they do is they have these caveats where they put in, they put in like, he is suing the SPLC and he denies white nationalism, so then they can do it.
00:27:50.000So Santina Lucci at ABC News is Doing her job as late as 9 p.m That's pretty good but like This guy Shannon Joel Joel Shannon You know, I hate when their email address comes in his last name comma first name.
00:28:53.000And the funny thing about it is, as you talk to all these people and they ask these pressing questions, and you're playing chess too, because it's not just Ryan saying, where'd you get that drink?
00:29:02.000It's someone who's pretending to be on your side, but is trying to fuck you.
00:29:05.000So you have to constantly think about how what you're saying can be interpreted.
00:29:10.000For example, I was talking to Alan Foyer, the New York Times guy, and I said, I could tell he was leaning towards the peaceful protest side.
00:29:18.000You also have to read your opponent like you're in the FBI.
00:29:23.000And he was like, yeah, well, you know, a lot of these buildings and I go, oh, the insurance pays for it.
00:29:27.000I go, I know where you're going with this.
00:29:28.000You're one of these peaceful protest fuckers.
00:29:30.000Look, dude, I said, if you looked at World War II and you mapped the entire area it covered and the 24 hours a day of each area, you'd find a very peaceful time.
00:29:45.000Leon in France on Friday 1942, September 23rd.
00:30:41.000So anyway, it's exhausting playing these games.
00:30:42.000But the funny thing is, after they keep talking to you, you start sort of reexamining it and you start kind of figuring it out better than them.
00:30:49.000And by the time like 24 hours of discussing it has gone by, like imagine you discussed
00:30:57.000Not abortion, but like the big bang for 24 hours.
00:31:02.000By the end your fucking opinions on it are going to be honed.
00:31:07.000At that point the news cycle is done and they just want to, sorry you're a Nazi, fuck off, I'm done.
00:33:17.000Now, the interpretation from Chelsea Handler types is, he said he has an army, he told them to stand by, and they're Nazis, and if Biden wins, they're gonna kill us all.
00:33:31.000Is that gonna be worse than four months of burning your city down?
00:33:35.000Like, you're so scared of a mythical potential problem, that when there's a fire in your face, you're like, that's... Politically, I align with that fire in my face.
00:33:46.000Although, how many cases did we discover where people said, fucking burn it down!
00:33:51.000And then the next tweet was, they burned my neighborhood down.
00:33:55.000There was the guy in the gated community who said that, black aristocrat, academic.
00:33:59.000There was the newspaper editor who said that.
00:34:02.000There was the woman with the Black Lives Matter signs in her window.
00:34:24.000We have footage of that, what you apologized for, by the way.
00:34:31.000Despite the impeachment hoax, and you saw what happened today with Hillary Clinton, where it was a whole big con job, but despite going through all of these things, where I had to fight both flanks and behind me and above, there has never been an administration
00:35:33.000Well, I can't believe we didn't finish that story.
00:35:35.000So wait a minute, we have too many untied loose ends here.
00:35:39.000So now I think that, yeah, he was just sort of saying that.
00:35:44.000We took it as, holy shit he loves, I admit that last night I thought, holy shit he loves us, and he was saying they're not white supremacists, they rock.
00:35:54.000Proud Boys in general, Enrique, Joe Biggs, they took it, I think they got that it could have just been a random typo, a miss, a spook, as Donald Trump Jr.
00:36:37.000No, dude, we play the game safety slug, which I played in high school, where if you fart or burp and don't say safety and someone says slug, they get to beat the shit out of you till you can name five breakfast cereals.
00:36:47.000That's the origin of that deep, dark, sinister tradition.
00:36:55.000Write that down, Ryan, as a potential hot clip.
00:37:06.000Odds are pretty high, like 68, no sorry, 78%.
00:37:09.000Odds are 22% that he meant what I thought he meant.
00:37:17.000I would say the Proud Boys joking about it are 88% having fun and joking around and they know it's not, hey guys, when you get this bad signal, it's time to kill everyone.
00:37:32.000But the left has taken this hook, line, and sinker.
00:37:34.000And I think the same way the Proud Boys joke about how, yeah, yeah, we're going to kill everyone on election day, I think the left is also
00:37:43.000Not so much joking, they don't joke anymore, but knowingly saying something that's not true because it helps their agenda.
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00:41:48.000I pray that the calls don't ask us if we heard the part in the debates when Trump said, actually you're on number two.
00:41:56.000If you're planning to wait on hold and tell us that, I'm going to get your number.
00:42:03.000I have the thing where you can trace the number back and I'm going to come to your house and kill all of your family and your friends, but not you.