Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #69

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00:00:38.000 Show me my job on all the day.

00:00:45.000 That's the slits and Heard It Through the Grapevine.

00:00:50.000 Cover the Marvin Gaye classic.

00:00:54.000 Let's see what Trump thinks about it.

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00:00:58.000 Okay.

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00:02:11.000 Yeah, so Johnny Rotten came out as a Trump supporter recently, and it sort of got me in this vortex of his wife and his daughter and the slits and Viv Albertine and Polly Steyrene and punk rock.

00:02:28.000 And I want to get into that, but someone seems to have crept into the studio that was not invited.

00:02:37.000 Ashton Witty is here.

00:02:40.000 Why do you sometimes use SH when you're talking about something like stars would be stars?

00:02:47.000 Is that a California thing?

00:02:48.000 No, this is a California thing.

00:02:51.000 You have an SH that appears with S's.

00:02:53.000 Yeah, actually shtick.

00:02:55.000 It's kind of like a shtick is SH.

00:02:57.000 Yeah, shtick.

00:02:58.000 But like, it's actually supposed to be stick, right?

00:03:00.000 No, it's shtick.

00:03:02.000 A stick would be a stick and a shtick.

00:03:04.000 A stick is a stick.

00:03:05.000 Shtick is not a stick.

00:03:06.000 This is shtick.

00:03:08.000 We're doing shtick right now.

00:03:13.000 All right, you need to get out of here.

00:03:15.000 Let's ask Trump what he thinks of that.

00:03:16.000 Ashed him when he dropping by the studio.

00:03:18.000 Uninvited.

00:03:20.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.

00:03:22.000 Wow.

00:03:22.000 That's a good point.

00:03:24.000 It's true.

00:03:26.000 It is true.

00:03:27.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.

00:03:29.000 That's like a, she has like a Carol Channing thing.

00:03:32.000 Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

00:03:36.000 I kind of wish I had a little shtick.

00:03:39.000 Like a little anculturism or something.

00:03:42.000 You know what I mean?

00:03:43.000 Yeah.

00:03:43.000 Or like a catchphrase.

00:03:45.000 I got catchphrases.

00:03:46.000 I like to say, it's a Monday.

00:03:48.000 You know how you always say that?

00:03:50.000 No, I don't.

00:03:52.000 I do.

00:03:52.000 Never heard that.

00:03:54.000 But I want like a voice.

00:03:56.000 There's this chick on Fox News who's from the Midwest.

00:04:00.000 She's an impossible smoke show.

00:04:02.000 I forget her name.

00:04:03.000 We can dig her up.

00:04:04.000 But she has this like Connecticut thing because she wants to be like Ann Coulter.

00:04:10.000 Yes.

00:04:11.000 Or Jill Abramson, who grew up in New York, has this, yeah, well, you have to understand.

00:04:18.000 Yeah, Miss Jimmy Cagney thing.

00:04:20.000 Yeah.

00:04:23.000 No, that's not her.

00:04:25.000 What's her fucking name?

00:04:27.000 Doesn't really matter.

00:04:28.000 She's dark-haired.

00:04:30.000 She's one of the smarter ones, but she has this fake Connecticut accent.

00:04:34.000 Because it's a good thing to have.

00:04:36.000 If you shade or change in a weird way, people think that you're a weird man and you're some kind of special lady.

00:04:42.000 That is kind of fun.

00:04:44.000 I don't like that I'm not impersonatable.

00:04:46.000 Yeah, Anthony Coomey is like that.

00:04:47.000 You can't impersonate him.

00:04:49.000 You could sound like a genie, kind of like.

00:04:51.000 Well, you do me.

00:04:52.000 That means I'm impersonable.

00:04:54.000 Yes.

00:04:54.000 But you only do the thing where I go, they're not going to make it there in time.

00:04:58.000 Are you retarded?

00:05:00.000 That's another one that I picked up.

00:05:02.000 Yeah, that's not...

00:05:03.000 It's not really an imitation.

00:05:06.000 It's kind of a thing I just hear the most common, the most commonly.

00:05:10.000 Anyway.

00:05:13.000 So that was Hurted Through the Grapevine by the Slitz, a very popular band in the early punk scene in Britain.

00:05:19.000 And it starred Viv Albertine on guitar.

00:05:23.000 Veb Albertine, Viv Albertine might be the perfect woman.

00:05:30.000 She's beautiful.

00:05:31.000 She's intelligent.

00:05:32.000 She grew up poor, which is important in a lady.

00:05:34.000 You don't want a woman to grow up rich.

00:05:36.000 Although Johnny Rotten's wife grew up rich.

00:05:38.000 No, go back to the beginning.

00:05:41.000 If we're ever doing a...

00:05:43.000 Like, if you need video footage for this show, Ryan, when you're doing like drops, this is the aesthetic we're going for.

00:05:50.000 Weird early punk.

00:05:53.000 Like 76.

00:05:54.000 You'll be really awesome.

00:05:55.000 You know who that just was?

00:05:56.000 They just showed there?

00:05:58.000 Chrissy Hind.

00:05:59.000 Huh.

00:06:00.000 That's Viv Albertine, right there.

00:06:04.000 It'd be great if we could rent a vintage camera that looks like this when you film with it.

00:06:08.000 Oh, I'm sure it's a filter you could do.

00:06:10.000 Yeah.

00:06:11.000 There's something, you can't replace it.

00:06:13.000 It's kind of like...

00:06:26.000 So Zara has a great book called She was a guitarist that band.

00:06:31.000 She was kicked out for, I don't know what.

00:06:33.000 They're the worst.

00:06:34.000 Look, I love the aesthetic of them, and punk was a lot about aesthetics, and I love the vibe.

00:06:38.000 And punk was a lot about vibes.

00:06:41.000 But they were garbage.

00:06:43.000 I mean, they covered Herder Through the Grapevine, which was 99% Marvin Gaye's hard work.

00:06:50.000 You just covered it.

00:06:51.000 What are you?

00:06:51.000 The Beastie Boys cover band?

00:06:54.000 So, but she's a really good writer.

00:06:58.000 And this book rules.

00:06:59.000 It's named after the way her mother saw her when she came back from school.

00:07:02.000 She goes, so her mother was Australian, I think.

00:07:06.000 And she'd go, what we got lessons today, gay fucking mudflap.

00:07:10.000 And she'd go, well, this teacher was wearing this and I like these boys.

00:07:14.000 And she goes, clothes, clothes, clothes, music, music, music, boys, boys, boys.

00:07:19.000 That's all you know.

00:07:20.000 And so that's the name of the book.

00:07:23.000 But before she even starts the book, she goes, this is just the first page.

00:07:28.000 Ready?

00:07:29.000 One, masturbation.

00:07:31.000 Never did it.

00:07:32.000 Never wanted to do it.

00:07:33.000 There's no reason not to.

00:07:34.000 No oppression.

00:07:35.000 I wasn't told it was wrong, and I don't think it's wrong.

00:07:37.000 I just didn't think of it at all.

00:07:38.000 I didn't naturally want to do it, so I didn't know it existed.

00:07:41.000 By the time my hormones kicked in, at about 13 years old, I was being felt up by boys, and that was enough for me.

00:07:47.000 Bit by bit, the experimentation went further until I first had sex with my regular boyfriend when I was 15.

00:07:52.000 We were together for three years and are still friends now, which I think is nice.

00:07:55.000 She's just so brutally honest.

00:07:57.000 This is my favorite kind of writing.

00:07:59.000 In all the time since my first sexual experience, I haven't masturbated.

00:08:02.000 Although I did try once after being nagged by friends when I complained I was lonely.

00:08:07.000 But to me, masturbating when lonely is like drinking alcohol when you're sad.

00:08:10.000 It exacerbates the pain, which is why I drink alcohol when I'm working with Ryan.

00:08:16.000 Ouch.

00:08:19.000 It's not that I don't touch my breasts.

00:08:21.000 They're much nicer now.

00:08:22.000 I put on a little weight.

00:08:23.000 Or touch between my legs or small my fingers.

00:08:25.000 I do all that.

00:08:26.000 She talks a lot about gross shit, like how your pubes are crusty.

00:08:30.000 She talks in this book about how when she was young, everyone reeked.

00:08:37.000 And especially in the 70s with polyester, men didn't wear deodorant until like the mid 80s.

00:08:44.000 So everyone, all British men stank like shit.

00:08:48.000 Can you imagine their foreskins?

00:08:49.000 I don't want to get too graphic, folks, but I have a foreskin and I have a shower every day.

00:08:54.000 I go to the gym.

00:08:56.000 But if I don't treat that area within 30 hours, we've got some cottage cheese issues.

00:09:02.000 Oh, not cottage cheese.

00:09:04.000 That's a weak.

00:09:05.000 But ricotta?

00:09:07.000 We have a little bit of ricotta.

00:09:09.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:09:11.000 A lot wrong with that.

00:09:12.000 I disagree.

00:09:12.000 Yeah.

00:09:12.000 Sorry, Dad.

00:09:14.000 Sorry, Dad.

00:09:17.000 But it never leads to automasturbation.

00:09:19.000 They can't be bothered.

00:09:19.000 I don't have fantasies much either.

00:09:20.000 Except once when I was pregnant and all hormoned up, I felt very aroused and had a violent fantasy about being fucked by a pack of rabid wild dogs in the front garden.

00:09:31.000 I later miscarried.

00:09:32.000 That'll teach me.

00:09:33.000 She does have a daughter now, though, who's 18.

00:09:35.000 I think she's got a couple kids.

00:09:37.000 But you'll notice with punk and all of this, a lot of good art, it comes from suffering, and a lot of suffering comes from not having a dad.

00:09:45.000 So Viv had no dad, Sid Vicious had no dad.

00:09:50.000 Ari Up, the singer of The Slits, who we just saw, had no dad until Johnny Ronton stepped in.

00:09:56.000 And the reason we're talking about all this is Johnny Ronton came out as a Trump supporter, and I started, I went down the deep dive on the background behind that.

00:10:07.000 This fantasy didn't make me want to masturbate the wolves.

00:10:10.000 I mean, I ran this narrow through my head a couple of times, wrote it down, never had a thought like it again.

00:10:16.000 Honest, please let that old computer I wrote it on be smashed into a million pieces and not lying on its side in a landfill site somewhere, waiting to be dug up and analyzed sometime in the future like Lucy, the Australopithecus fossil.

00:10:30.000 Here we go, then.

00:10:32.000 Genital warts and all.

00:10:34.000 She begins the book.

00:10:36.000 Dang.

00:10:36.000 So pretty.

00:10:39.000 So cool.

00:10:40.000 She's 65 now.

00:10:42.000 She's one of the hottest 65-year-olds I've ever seen.

00:10:46.000 She does little talks.

00:10:49.000 You know this song, Train in Vain by the Clash?

00:10:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:53.000 That's about her.

00:10:54.000 Because she lived in Shepherd's Bush, and Mick Jones was kind of an upper-middle-class Jew.

00:10:59.000 And he would take the train from his nice area, probably, I don't know, South London, London, to Shepherd's Bush.

00:11:08.000 And then he'd get there, and she wouldn't answer the door because she was mad at him.

00:11:15.000 But he took the train in vain.

00:11:29.000 I've always been very romantic.

00:11:31.000 I remember being like 12 and thinking Cindy Lauper and Billy Idol should get married and have a baby.

00:11:40.000 She's Viv Albertine didn't marry until her 30s.

00:11:44.000 She's got a young...

00:11:44.000 She's 65.

00:11:45.000 Her kid's like 18.

00:11:47.000 What's 65 minus?

00:11:49.000 Hey, computer, what's 65 minus 18?

00:11:54.000 65 minus 18 is 47.

00:11:57.000 What?

00:11:59.000 Holy shit.

00:12:02.000 That's fucking late.

00:12:04.000 Even if I've got the numbers slightly off, maybe she was 45?

00:12:08.000 Look, they could have had kids.

00:12:10.000 Although, Cindy Lopra has had a very romantic, long-term relationship with the guy who was in Time After Time and also had a successful acting career.

00:12:20.000 And is also a gorgeous hunk.

00:12:29.000 Oh, that guy.

00:12:30.000 That guy.

00:12:31.000 He's in a bunch of movies.

00:12:33.000 He's like a character actor.

00:12:34.000 He's like a law and order kind of guy.

00:12:36.000 Like he's a detective.

00:12:38.000 Ooh, Liam Neeson has a new movie out.

00:12:40.000 Nice.

00:12:41.000 Got all the shit you want.

00:12:42.000 The action?

00:12:44.000 Yes.

00:12:44.000 Falsely accused.

00:12:46.000 I want to clear my name.

00:12:48.000 I didn't do it.

00:12:49.000 I need to clear my name.

00:12:50.000 I need to clear my name.

00:12:51.000 I've got a certain set of skills.

00:12:53.000 Let my fucking daughter go.

00:12:55.000 I'll rip your balls out on the phone.

00:12:57.000 Look up the trailer for that.

00:12:59.000 It's called Honest Thief.

00:13:01.000 October 16th.

00:13:02.000 What's it?

00:13:03.000 hey computer?

00:13:04.000 What's the date today?

00:13:07.000 It's Wednesday, October 14th.

00:13:11.000 Two days.

00:13:13.000 So it's a home release.

00:13:15.000 These home release movies are pretty expensive.

00:13:18.000 Average around 20 bucks, right?

00:13:20.000 Seven states.

00:13:22.000 I'm so into this movie, I'd pay 22 bucks.

00:13:25.000 Damn.

00:13:25.000 And no one knows who I am.

00:13:27.000 Hearing a Scotsman say that, that's like you paying $380.

00:13:32.000 Federal Bureau of Investigation.

00:13:34.000 I want to turn myself in.

00:13:36.000 I want to make a deal.

00:13:37.000 What kind of deal?

00:13:38.000 I hand over all the money I stole in exchange for a reduced sentence.

00:13:42.000 It's important.

00:13:43.000 And what's so important about it?

00:13:44.000 I met a woman.

00:13:46.000 I want to be with her for the rest of my life.

00:13:48.000 So you're not lying about my past.

00:13:53.000 Special Agent Hall.

00:13:54.000 This is Special Agent Evans.

00:13:56.000 Where's the money?

00:13:59.000 The man is telling the truth.

00:14:01.000 We can take this money for ourselves.

00:14:03.000 Let's do it.

00:14:07.000 Great idea.

00:14:08.000 Turn myself in.

00:14:13.000 What exactly?

00:14:15.000 Oh, okay.

00:14:16.000 Show us the whole fucking.

00:14:18.000 I love jumping out the window, too, with the guy.

00:14:21.000 Let's do that.

00:14:23.000 I knew a guy, Willie McAloon, son of the boxer Danny McAloon, who I look like.

00:14:29.000 He was fighting with a perp.

00:14:31.000 Just pause it, pause it.

00:14:33.000 And he's at the top of the stairs, and he goes, this is just going to keep going on forever.

00:14:37.000 I'm just going to hurl both of us down the stairs.

00:14:39.000 So he grabs the guy.

00:14:41.000 He's a beast.

00:14:42.000 He looks like an inflated bullfrog.

00:14:43.000 He's like 6'4, like this.

00:14:46.000 And he grabs him and just, he throws both of them down the stairs.

00:14:51.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

00:14:53.000 They're both knocked unconscious.

00:14:55.000 But he knows, because of the way he threw him, that he threw the burp first.

00:15:00.000 So he's going to be more fucked up than Willie.

00:15:02.000 So Willie wakes up with minor bruises and the other guy's fucking back is destroyed.

00:15:08.000 Yeah.

00:15:09.000 You're fired.

00:15:10.000 Yeah.

00:15:14.000 Anyway, so that kind of shit exists.

00:15:16.000 And I just love that, I love that cops and soldiers and people braver than me are making like major risks.

00:15:24.000 Viv Albertine talks about that in her book.

00:15:26.000 She goes, people say I'm a failure because I've had all these catastrophes in my life and my divorce and all this stuff.

00:15:31.000 And she goes, I just, I take a lot of risks.

00:15:34.000 So yeah, if you want to list my failures, you're going to see a lot because I do a lot of stuff.

00:15:39.000 Like a successful entrepreneur like Donald Trump, you analyze his past and you're going to see a ton of failures because that's what happens when you're out there moving and shaking.

00:15:51.000 Liam Neeson just, his character just jumped off a fucking, jumped out a window.

00:15:56.000 Is that a failure?

00:15:58.000 God, I can't wait to see this.

00:15:59.000 We should watch it together.

00:16:01.000 News.

00:16:03.000 And then fuck.

00:16:03.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:16:05.000 That went from good to.

00:16:06.000 Wait, did I say that out loud?

00:16:08.000 All of it.

00:16:08.000 Unless there was more that was grosser.

00:16:10.000 Okay, that was a mistake.

00:16:12.000 Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.

00:16:15.000 Was that an impression?

00:16:16.000 I think they're all impressions.

00:16:18.000 Oh, that's not actually Trump?

00:16:19.000 No, because maybe you can't get the rights to someone's quotes.

00:16:24.000 Oh, maybe.

00:16:24.000 You know what I mean?

00:16:25.000 Like, maybe this was said on ABC News or something?

00:16:32.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:16:34.000 By the way, I got these horns to be Horny Mike for a car show we have coming up.

00:16:40.000 Very late.

00:16:42.000 What are they capable of doing to you and me?

00:16:46.000 My girlfriend, she had nothing to do with this.

00:16:49.000 Agent Nivens, I'm coming for you.

00:16:53.000 Oh, man, it's so taken.

00:17:11.000 He robbed people before.

00:17:14.000 See, pause again.

00:17:16.000 Protagonists can have sins, but he has to be redeemable.

00:17:21.000 Like this guy fucked up.

00:17:22.000 He robbed a bank, whatever.

00:17:23.000 He wants to make himself pure again.

00:17:26.000 That's good.

00:17:26.000 That's Christianity.

00:17:28.000 Uncut gems.

00:17:30.000 He's just a scumbag rip-off artist who cheats on his wife and has no intention of improving himself.

00:17:38.000 Why am I watching this?

00:17:39.000 What a shit film.

00:17:41.000 You liked it, right?

00:17:42.000 I thought it was very tense.

00:17:43.000 Like, I actually didn't enjoy it.

00:17:44.000 I felt ill after watching it.

00:17:46.000 It was like half a movie.

00:17:47.000 Like, where's the redemption?

00:17:50.000 And, you know, The Sopranos was a movie about a bad guy.

00:17:55.000 But if you have any sophistication whatsoever, you go, oh, this guy's a cocksucker who lets his friends freeze to death because he's banging his gumar.

00:18:06.000 Yeah, he's not good.

00:18:07.000 He's not a good guy, Tony Soprano.

00:18:09.000 Want to screw his nephew's woman?

00:18:12.000 Yeah, in Uncut Gems, you're supposed to like Adam Sandler.

00:18:17.000 Nope.

00:18:21.000 Four.

00:18:23.000 Three.

00:18:24.000 Two.

00:18:25.000 Countdown.

00:18:26.000 One.

00:18:33.000 Ready to confess.

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00:19:52.000 They sent a bunch of meat to us.

00:19:53.000 Sweet.

00:19:54.000 I brought some to the studio.

00:19:55.000 Oh, yeah?

00:19:56.000 Go to the bar fridge there.

00:19:58.000 Oh, shit.

00:20:00.000 It's not a very big fridge, but I just made it all fucking Bubba and Hanks beef.

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00:20:15.000 That looks like something, right?

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00:20:18.000 What do I do with this?

00:20:20.000 I mean, I have a family of five.

00:20:24.000 I think we might get through that.

00:20:28.000 That's a cookout.

00:20:29.000 I don't want to give the dog any.

00:20:32.000 Round steak.

00:20:33.000 Beef round steak.

00:20:34.000 Packed for Bubba and Hank's beef.

00:20:36.000 Product was prepared from inspected and passed meat.

00:20:39.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:20:41.000 It's a serving-size block party.

00:20:43.000 Net weight, 1.87 pounds.

00:20:46.000 Cooked thoroughly.

00:20:47.000 I like my shit red and raw on the inside and destroyed on the outside.

00:20:53.000 Yeah.

00:20:56.000 So anyway, um.

00:20:58.000 Let's jump ahead here.

00:21:01.000 Do fucking...

00:21:03.000 Uh...

00:21:06.000 Where is Johnny Rotten?

00:21:09.000 Can I find it?

00:21:10.000 Holy shit.

00:21:12.000 Oh, yeah, here it is.

00:21:13.000 12.

00:21:13.000 1-6.

00:21:21.000 Sex pistol, Johnny.

00:21:23.000 I used to know a guy, Tony Barber, the guy who dumped me, Tony Buzzcock, because I told him that I'd love to have him at the house, but he couldn't bring his rescue pit bulls because my son is five and right at their eye level.

00:21:36.000 He was brutally offended by that.

00:21:40.000 And that was the end of our friendship.

00:21:42.000 Dogs before dogs.

00:21:44.000 Which is like, yeah, you can come over, but you can't rape my kids.

00:21:48.000 Actually, no, raping your kids isn't as bad as killing your kids.

00:21:51.000 Because then they're dead.

00:21:53.000 So, like, okay, then I guess we're done.

00:21:56.000 I don't care.

00:21:57.000 I can't come to your house unless I can kill your kids.

00:22:00.000 Sorry, you can't come to my house if you're going to put my kids in jeopardy.

00:22:04.000 Pretty simple rule that we've had trouble with a few times now.

00:22:08.000 Like with jail, bringing his gun and starting a fight.

00:22:12.000 Anyway, Tony Buzzcock used to do the sound for Pill.

00:22:18.000 And I said, how do you put up with him?

00:22:20.000 Like, everything is so serious.

00:22:23.000 The council, they pan our concerts and they take our money.

00:22:29.000 It's like, why does everything have to be so heavy?

00:22:32.000 Oh, Budweiser, the rice beer.

00:22:35.000 The king of beers is the cheapest of beers.

00:22:38.000 And I go, can he just be himself?

00:22:40.000 And he goes, no, dude, he's like that at all times.

00:22:43.000 He'll be like, oh, coffee, would you like some cream?

00:22:49.000 Oh, the French bon Sante.

00:22:53.000 Oh, the French champagne.

00:22:55.000 I will build a great, great wall.

00:22:59.000 Just doing the thing.

00:23:01.000 So, yeah.

00:23:05.000 John Leiden has money like me, but he's genetically working class like me.

00:23:10.000 And he recognizes Brexit and Trump are a working class movement.

00:23:15.000 So he's on that side.

00:23:18.000 And so he's been doing some press recently.

00:23:21.000 Go down a bit?

00:23:24.000 That was, I think, the...

00:23:26.000 I don't think lockdown is doing any good for anybody.

00:23:29.000 Wrecking an economy is not the smartest move to cure any illness or virus or disease.

00:23:36.000 We're all capable of wearing masks.

00:23:38.000 We're all smart enough not to want to give each other filthy, horrible viruses.

00:23:44.000 Give people the chance to work.

00:23:47.000 Don't just close everything down.

00:23:50.000 This is not Stalin at work here, but I swear the governments are beginning to feel that way.

00:23:58.000 We have to hold ourselves responsible at some point in order for a society to exist at all.

00:24:04.000 Already there are rumours flying around that there's an even stronger strain of this COVID or whatever you want to call it coming down the pipeline.

00:24:16.000 So we might as well just close everything down and collapse.

00:24:20.000 How's it affecting your own industry?

00:24:23.000 Live performance is almost as big a thing.

00:24:26.000 Yeah, and what bothers me quite a lot, and I don't mean to sound selfish with this, because it directly affects everybody equally, is that I can't function.

00:24:37.000 Live performance was the essence of Public Image Limited.

00:24:41.000 You positively denied that.

00:24:43.000 After Vice, I was determined never to be known as the Vice guy for the rest of my life.

00:24:48.000 And I was envious of John Rotten, who became John Lydon.

00:24:52.000 And he had pill.

00:24:53.000 And I go, I need a pill.

00:24:55.000 I want pill.

00:24:56.000 And now, my pill is way bigger than the sex pistols.

00:25:02.000 The president arguing about proud boys.

00:25:04.000 Yeah, I don't have to worry about fucking pill anymore.

00:25:09.000 He didn't mention kicking his bands.

00:25:12.000 That's crippling us.

00:25:13.000 And no doubt, at some point, if that continues, it will kill us off.

00:25:16.000 And we'll kill off everything.

00:25:18.000 It will kill off all industries.

00:25:20.000 If we can't work, right?

00:25:22.000 Well, us working class are going to get up and do something about that at some point.

00:25:27.000 Seems to me that what the Democrats here in America are promising will be tax hikes beyond belief, more lockdowns, more confusion, more bureaucracy, and less answers.

00:25:43.000 You're thinking of voting Republican or not at all?

00:25:46.000 Yes, I am.

00:25:47.000 No, I'm going to definitely.

00:25:49.000 For Donald Trump.

00:25:50.000 I have seen what Democrats have done to California.

00:25:53.000 They have destroyed this place.

00:25:55.000 Quite hard to imagine John Lydon voting for Donald Trump.

00:25:59.000 I don't know.

00:25:59.000 Many people might think that.

00:26:01.000 Well, he's an individual thinker.

00:26:02.000 I'll give him that for a start.

00:26:04.000 He's not the most lovable fella on God's earth.

00:26:07.000 But I cannot see the opposition as offering me anything by way of a solution.

00:26:14.000 Joe Biden is, in all practicality, senile and delinquently senile.

00:26:21.000 My wife has Alzheimer's.

00:26:23.000 I know the symptoms.

00:26:25.000 I have to say that there's no evidence, obviously, that Joe Biden is senile, though I take it that that's your opinion.

00:26:30.000 Have you seen him talk lately?

00:26:33.000 No, I have.

00:26:34.000 Listen, Kennedy, I can only go on my vast experience, seeing as my wife is suffering from Alzheimer's.

00:26:41.000 Like you say, you look after your wife, you're at home, and I guess in a sense, a carer as well.

00:26:47.000 I mean, this whole COVID thing has thrown a spotlight, I guess, on the role of carers in society.

00:26:55.000 I wonder, you know, whether that's in care homes or at home.

00:26:57.000 I wonder what's your view on that?

00:27:00.000 No, I have a very serious viewpoint on that.

00:27:02.000 And I could never consider putting my lovely wife in a home, at least not at this point, until it became absolutely like the only alternative.

00:27:14.000 But now, looking at what's been going on and the way COVID patients have been pumped and channeled into the old folks' home, it's almost like those places have become death camps, not caring centers.

00:27:27.000 And that absolutely worries me.

00:27:30.000 And so I think I made the right decision in looking after my loved ones.

00:27:35.000 I love her, and I don't want anything wrong to happen to her.

00:27:40.000 And I don't want her to become the victim of a society that isn't listening to the truth.

00:27:49.000 We're being imprisoned slowly but surely.

00:27:52.000 How does it affect you and your wife?

00:27:54.000 Far less visitors, less outings, I guess, like everybody else.

00:27:59.000 You can't have anything like a social life.

00:28:01.000 How does that affect somebody then who has Alzheimer's?

00:28:04.000 And presumably the more social interaction they have, the less quickly.

00:28:10.000 Yeah, would be the better for them, but here it goes.

00:28:12.000 They need to be stimulated when they have these deficiencies.

00:28:16.000 Dementia, Alzheimer's, senility.

00:28:19.000 You want to talk to people, especially loved ones, grandkids.

00:28:25.000 Which brings me to the next subject.

00:28:27.000 Entertainment.

00:28:28.000 Let's put it that way.

00:28:30.000 It's deeply frustrating for her because she loves to talk, she loves to read, loves watching the news programs because you can read the ticker tapes across the bottom.

00:28:41.000 All of those things.

00:28:42.000 So it's like 24-7 for me to keep her entertained and happy.

00:28:47.000 And I think the clue to it, really, for long survival is happiness.

00:28:52.000 John, thank you ever so much for your time.

00:28:56.000 Sorry to play the whole thing, but I think it's pretty relevant.

00:28:58.000 And there's so much going on there.

00:29:01.000 COVID, big government, he's anarchy in the UK, right?

00:29:05.000 Big government is preventing him from getting his wife, Nora Forrester, out there.

00:29:11.000 Forrester.

00:29:12.000 She was a German promoter who came from a rich German family.

00:29:18.000 Oil money.

00:29:19.000 Sorry, newspaper money.

00:29:21.000 And she was 15 years older than him.

00:29:23.000 And she became a show promoter because she was a party chick, just like Viv Albertine.

00:29:28.000 And she had a daughter with some guy who split.

00:29:32.000 Ari Up was her name.

00:29:33.000 And she was the vocalist for the slits.

00:29:37.000 That's the one we just heard.

00:29:38.000 Heard it through the grapevine.

00:29:41.000 And she got breast cancer.

00:29:42.000 Now, the reason I'm wearing this Jaw Army shirt is the Germans love to fetishize black culture, Rastafarianism.

00:29:52.000 Ari got dreads, and she was big on Rastaman because white people are evil and Germans are Nazis.

00:30:00.000 And when she got breast cancer, she decided against chemotherapy, having her tits cut off, all the things you can do to breast cancer.

00:30:10.000 Breast cancer, I feel like is similar to prostate cancer in that if you get it early, we're good.

00:30:17.000 You're not going to have the nicest tits in the world, but we're good.

00:30:20.000 But she refused again and again therapy.

00:30:24.000 And that pissed off John Lydon.

00:30:25.000 It may have made him a conservative.

00:30:29.000 That's the big part of this.

00:30:31.000 From 1-2.

00:30:33.000 Ariana didn't, that's Ari Up's real name.

00:30:36.000 Ariana didn't need to die.

00:30:37.000 Oh, sorry.

00:30:39.000 Ariana didn't need to die.

00:30:40.000 And that's a very, very tough burden on her mother to know that.

00:30:45.000 She knew she had cancer, and she deliberately ignored it and went for lunatic left-wing crackpot theories.

00:30:53.000 And that will kill you stone dead every single time.

00:30:59.000 That's Johnny Rotten with...

00:31:01.000 Wait, go to that other picture.

00:31:03.000 That's him with Nora, his wife, before they were husband and wife, when she was just a promoter.

00:31:08.000 And they all treated her like...

00:31:09.000 This is the thing about punk rock.

00:31:11.000 There was no black, white, you know, you treated chicks like fellow dudes.

00:31:18.000 You'd punch them and give them a purple nurple if they farted and didn't say safety.

00:31:23.000 And that's who she was.

00:31:24.000 She said she felt like the clash and the sex pistols were her brothers.

00:31:28.000 And eventually, John was like, on the off chance, you're interested in a shag.

00:31:32.000 I'm available.

00:31:33.000 And then they've been together ever since.

00:31:35.000 They've been married since 1978.

00:31:38.000 She's, he's 65.

00:31:40.000 She's 80, 79.

00:31:42.000 And she's losing it and COVID isn't helping.

00:31:44.000 But what I really think destroyed her was this shit.

00:31:48.000 This ass licking of other cultures because you feel guilty about your own ethnomasochism.

00:31:54.000 Why was Ariup a Rastafarian?

00:31:56.000 Why was she always wearing...

00:31:58.000 Even in that opening song we just played.

00:32:00.000 Oh no, sorry.

00:32:01.000 Their other big hit, which was a terrible song.

00:32:04.000 Sorry, Viv.

00:32:06.000 Shit song.

00:32:07.000 What was it called?

00:32:08.000 Girls, typical girls or something?

00:32:11.000 Viv Albertine is really angry that the slits have been written out of, no, it's the video.

00:32:19.000 They're in like a pagoda or whatever you call it.

00:32:23.000 She's mad.

00:32:24.000 She's been written out.

00:32:25.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:32:25.000 That's it.

00:32:26.000 I'm sorry.

00:32:27.000 Out of punk history.

00:32:28.000 And it's like, yeah, you're written out because you guys were Terrible.

00:32:32.000 This jump into the middle of this song goes on forever, but she's got her big Rasta hat on.

00:32:45.000 That's Viv in the blonde hair.

00:33:01.000 Catch Viv was.

00:33:04.000 Mick Jones did her.

00:33:05.000 I put her.

00:33:07.000 Anyway, so she refuses.

00:33:10.000 She goes to fucking Jamaica when she gets breast cancer.

00:33:15.000 And they show her various oils.

00:33:19.000 Vada la la la.

00:33:21.000 Play singers and players, Dreadlock Soldier.

00:33:25.000 Vada la dreadlock soldier.

00:33:28.000 They give her all manner of oils.

00:33:30.000 And they take away from the white man view of medicine, you know.

00:33:35.000 They don't let Babylon close in on the breast cancer.

00:33:41.000 And they use the pomegranate and the marijuana leaf.

00:33:51.000 And they smoke and smoke.

00:33:54.000 And they have ceremonies where they tell the breast cancer that you go go and vex me so.

00:34:04.000 Leave her tits.

00:34:07.000 Leave them be.

00:34:09.000 Cancer, why you gotta vex them tits?

00:34:11.000 They are from the earth.

00:34:14.000 Go back.

00:34:14.000 I think Polly Styrene of X-ray Specs did the same thing.

00:34:18.000 I've talked about this before.

00:34:19.000 I can't find evidence of that, so hold off before you terrorize her family.

00:34:23.000 But I remember Krass, Penny Rimbaud, got jaw cancer.

00:34:27.000 And Viv Albertine inspired Eve Libertine of Krass fame.

00:34:32.000 And I would stay at their Anarcho Farm before Trump.

00:34:35.000 And they now call me, they only speak to my wife, and they call me her terror spouse.

00:34:41.000 I'm no longer invited to the Krass farm.

00:34:43.000 But Penny Rimbaud, the drummer, he had fucking jaw cancer and he was doing creams.

00:34:48.000 And I'm like, he goes, I'm the top Chinese herbalist in England, who of course is white.

00:34:54.000 Top Asian Chinese herbalist in England.

00:34:58.000 And I'm like, dude, just fucking get it zapped.

00:35:02.000 The only way you can fight cancer is to get it early and fucking blast it with radiation.

00:35:07.000 Creams don't work.

00:35:10.000 But he's fine.

00:35:12.000 Didn't work for, I guess, because it wasn't that serious, or maybe his immune system handled it.

00:35:17.000 I don't believe it.

00:35:17.000 It was fucking cream.

00:35:18.000 But Ari up dead.

00:35:20.000 Polystyrene dead.

00:35:21.000 X-ray specs, you know that.

00:35:23.000 No bondage.

00:35:24.000 Apias.

00:35:28.000 Anyway, we should wrap it up.

00:35:34.000 And here's another thing.

00:35:35.000 Like, she's half Ethiopian.

00:35:37.000 Back in 79 when they were big, no one talked about her as a black punk vocalist.

00:35:43.000 No one had any idea what her race was.

00:35:46.000 They were just like, that's X-ray specs.

00:35:50.000 And they just, now in retrospect, they talk about blacks and punk and how black polystyrene was and people of color and punk.

00:35:58.000 Ugh, so sick of you fucking not only ruining 2020 with your racial identity to politics, but also going back in time and fucking everything up.

00:36:09.000 And I watched the Gremlins and then Wayne's World on Airheads.

00:36:13.000 And the black guy is the doctor in Gremlins.

00:36:16.000 Remember that?

00:36:17.000 In the first Gremlins, the black doctor.

00:36:18.000 And it's just a doctor, but he's black.

00:36:21.000 And then later on in the 90s, when the PC started, stuff like that, every black character was just like, that's racist.

00:36:27.000 It's like their whole character is, that's racist guy.

00:36:30.000 You know, the world is racist.

00:36:32.000 Blacks don't say that.

00:36:32.000 And it dominates their whole character.

00:36:34.000 Now there's no blacks every morning.

00:36:36.000 They never say racist.

00:36:37.000 No.

00:36:39.000 I've heard the problem with black people is they can't get told when they're wrong.

00:36:44.000 I've heard the, I have heard that the blue uniform is just a new KKK.

00:36:53.000 They traded in the hoods for blue uniforms.

00:36:56.000 But when you contest that and go, what are you talking about?

00:36:59.000 How many deaths?

00:36:59.000 They immediately go, I don't really fucking know.

00:37:03.000 I'm just saying that because that was a thing, probably.

00:37:06.000 I thought you liked it.

00:37:07.000 I'm talking about, I'm going through hundreds of hours of conversations and I'm pulling up all the racist shit.

00:37:12.000 That's two.

00:37:13.000 What else?

00:37:15.000 That's about it.

00:37:17.000 And that's ignoring a million, like, I'll knock the chocolate out of you.

00:37:21.000 And you're the only fucking black guy here right now.

00:37:24.000 Or you're the only white guy here right now.

00:37:25.000 Or you're a fucking white cupcake.

00:37:29.000 By the way, if black people call you a cupcake at the gym, mention that, yeah, I'm the mayor of Cupcake Phil.

00:37:35.000 And you eat me, you're going to get diabetes and die.

00:37:39.000 I'll fucking kill you.

00:37:41.000 Not bad.

00:37:42.000 My wrists with Larry Barnes are getting so good.

00:37:44.000 You know what I did the other day?

00:37:45.000 I brought in some of my kids' children's books from like when they were babies.

00:37:48.000 Yeah, I did.

00:37:49.000 I was like, hey, man, which one of these do you like?

00:37:52.000 He's like, what are you talking about?

00:37:54.000 And I go, oh, just, I was going to read you a bedtime story before I put you to sleep.

00:37:59.000 What did he do?

00:38:00.000 And he's like, you are dope.

00:38:03.000 You are dope.

00:38:05.000 He goes, you talk shit with the best of them.

00:38:07.000 He said, now I'm bragging about how black people like me.

00:38:11.000 He said, this fucked motherfucker couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, but if you heard his shit, you would think he could fight.

00:38:20.000 My bad.

00:38:21.000 Which hurt.

00:38:22.000 Yes.

00:38:26.000 So we're ending the free part now.

00:38:27.000 We're going into the behind the paywall where we're going to talk about the local news.

00:38:32.000 I'm going to take calls and do doodles.

00:38:34.000 By the way, folks who aren't paying, the new doodle auction is up.

00:38:40.000 Go to censored.tv.

00:38:42.000 Look at the links and you will see doodles.

00:38:47.000 We're selling all my drawings.

00:38:49.000 We've got John Kinsman's drawings he did in prison.

00:38:53.000 And we have Brian John Spencer's watercolor of me and Ryan as Melania and Baron and Trump.

00:39:02.000 This is like 20 inches by 15 inches.

00:39:05.000 It's a very big watercolor.

00:39:06.000 It's going to cost me a fucking fortune to ship to you.

00:39:09.000 Please, Australians and Europeans, do not buy that.

00:39:14.000 But there's some great drawings there, including the drawing I did.

00:39:17.000 That's a good one.

00:39:18.000 MAGA asses.

00:39:19.000 You can tell poor John is horny as a hoodow because he's starting to draw naked chicks.

00:39:25.000 But go back to all the other ones.

00:39:29.000 I'm particularly proud of this $10 trillion bill that we drew on the show.

00:39:36.000 It's good.

00:39:37.000 Zim dollar?

00:39:38.000 Okay.

00:39:38.000 I didn't call it that.

00:39:40.000 Anyway, folks, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:40:09.000 If it's true, please come with me.

00:40:13.000 Do you plan to let me go?

00:40:19.000 I have an apology to make.

00:40:24.000 I had a couple too many drinks before the show tonight.

00:40:29.000 Probably going to have more.

00:40:32.000 You guys pay $10 a month.

00:40:34.000 You pay your own harder money to hear a show that's concise to the point and sober.

00:40:40.000 And I am slurring and wandering a little bit.

00:40:44.000 And that's not something that represents me or this company.

00:40:50.000 And I want to make a profuse apology.

00:40:53.000 But I'm talking to you here on a human level.

00:40:56.000 Now, I could be wrong.

00:40:58.000 I don't think I'm that drunk.

00:41:01.000 I'm not really slurring, but you can kind of see it in the eyes.

00:41:05.000 But let's see what Trump says.

00:41:07.000 Have I had too many drinks, Donald Trump?

00:41:09.000 Believe me, and I am always right.

00:41:13.000 Yes.

00:41:14.000 Well, you're always right, so I mean it's...

00:41:16.000 No, no, hold on.

00:41:17.000 Let's do the next one.

00:41:18.000 Nobody can do that like me.

00:41:21.000 That's true.

00:41:22.000 Nobody can host a show like you.

00:41:24.000 Hey, computer, am I drunk?

00:41:28.000 I hope that you feel okay soon.

00:41:32.000 Okay, so that's a yes.

00:41:33.000 Got a lot of support.

00:41:35.000 Robots and...

00:41:36.000 You know what I thought was, I didn't send this to you as a link, by the by.

00:41:41.000 So you know that kidnapping that was going on that was Proud Boys, basically?

00:41:46.000 It was Trump militia groups.

00:41:48.000 They're going to kidnap Governor Wichner.

00:41:51.000 So it fucking turns out that it was one Fed and two other poor stupid bastards.

00:41:58.000 I think they're both Antifa, by the way, who were duped.

00:42:05.000 Duped into this kidnap plot.

00:42:11.000 What?

00:42:14.000 So what happened was a Fed goes, we should fucking kidnap that bitch.

00:42:18.000 And they probably put it out on a chat.

00:42:21.000 Imagine wet marketing.

00:42:21.000 You know, you talk to a thousand people and two of them are going to go, yeah, okay, let's do it.

00:42:28.000 Let's do it.

00:42:30.000 Kind of like to catch a predator.

00:42:32.000 And so the government is creating hate where hate didn't exist.

00:42:36.000 And this happened to me in Canada.

00:42:38.000 Viv Albertine, when she would play shows in the 80s, early 80s, there was a big thing, the clash, I think they may have started this, Rock Against Racism.

00:42:49.000 And we had shows too.

00:42:50.000 We flew down Oipolloi to do a Rock Against Racism show.

00:42:54.000 And today I would say that's fucking gay and retarded.

00:42:57.000 But back then, there were Nazi skinheads with swasika tattoos that, you know, beat up blacks.

00:43:07.000 And in Canada, at least, I'm sure this was true of England and America too, the government had all this money to fight racism.

00:43:15.000 There was no racism.

00:43:17.000 So they would have these guys create this thing.

00:43:19.000 In Canada, it was called the Heritage Foundation.

00:43:22.000 And they would have meetings and stuff and say like the fucking Jews and the blacks and blah, blah, blah.

00:43:28.000 And they'd start creating Nazis.

00:43:30.000 These Nazis would go, shit, that sounds terrible.

00:43:32.000 I'm in it.

00:43:32.000 Eventually, the dummies would jump aboard and go, I'm in.

00:43:36.000 I'm a Nazi.

00:43:38.000 And the next thing you know, the government had created Nazis coast to coast.

00:43:42.000 In Canada, where there's, you know, six Jews and four blacks, the only Jews were really in Montreal.

00:43:49.000 And the blacks were Haitians, really.

00:43:52.000 They created this scene.

00:43:55.000 And they're still doing it today.

00:43:56.000 The government, every time you hear about Adam Waffen and the base and all these bona fide racist groups, go check to see who's drumming them up, who's getting them riled up, who's helping them plan attacks.

00:44:09.000 And it's the fucking government.

00:44:14.000 That's them.

00:44:20.000 But yeah, look up federal agent Michigan kidnapping.

00:44:28.000 I don't know why this makes me so fucking mad.

00:44:31.000 Because as a society, we're trying to...

00:44:35.000 No, that's not it.

00:44:36.000 As a society, we're trying to get our shit together.

00:44:39.000 We're trying to make sure our borders are strong, our women are safe, no one's getting raped, banks aren't getting robbed.

00:44:44.000 We're trying to build all this, right?

00:44:46.000 And then we have to pay taxes to this fucking government.

00:44:48.000 Okay, are you going to make a road?

00:44:50.000 Yeah.

00:44:50.000 Dude, when I was coming back from Delaware, the toll to get on the, I think the Tappanzee Bridge or the George Washington Bridge was $16.

00:45:00.000 Didn't I already pay for this fucking bridge?

00:45:03.000 Why do I have to pay $16 to cross it?

00:45:06.000 Oh, no.

00:45:06.000 Huge, huge mistake.

00:45:09.000 So fuck you, government.

00:45:12.000 And this is, Ayn Rand talks about this.

00:45:15.000 And this has sort of been my motto like before I was born.

00:45:18.000 I don't care if you don't help me.

00:45:21.000 Just don't stand in my way.

00:45:23.000 Don't thwart me.

00:45:24.000 If I'm going to build a house by myself, fine.

00:45:27.000 But don't go taking my drywall, my fucking, what do we call drywall in America?

00:45:33.000 Spackle board.

00:45:35.000 I call it drywall.

00:45:36.000 No, no, no, it's sheetrock.

00:45:39.000 Sheetrock.

00:45:39.000 Don't take my sheetrock.

00:45:41.000 Don't take my studs.

00:45:42.000 Don't take my copper cables.

00:45:44.000 Don't fuck with me.

00:45:45.000 I'm doing my shit over here.

00:45:47.000 And the fact that the government is encouraging fucking Nazi kidnapping plots and creating white supremacist movements.

00:45:57.000 No, that's not quite it, Rygai.

00:46:01.000 I think it's on Breitbart.

00:46:03.000 Look up Breitbart FBI, federal agent kidnapping.

00:46:10.000 Like, are you as mad as me?

00:46:12.000 Doesn't that fucking piss you off?

00:46:15.000 I mean, we sort of see the same thing with the environmental movement where they take our money and they spend it on windmills and solar panels.

00:46:23.000 And you go, that's never going to work.

00:46:24.000 We've had windmills forever.

00:46:28.000 Who was thwarting windmills in 3000 BC?

00:46:33.000 Nobody was.

00:46:34.000 They suck.

00:46:36.000 Wind is inconsistent.

00:46:38.000 Gas is consistent.

00:46:40.000 Natural gas is very consistent.

00:46:42.000 We have fracking here.

00:46:44.000 It helps the country move.

00:46:46.000 It's, as Ezra Levant calls it, ethically...

00:46:51.000 Okay, if I have to look this up and find it myself, I'm going to fucking kill you.

00:46:57.000 Where are you at?

00:47:02.000 Federal agent kidnapping Michigan governor.

00:47:08.000 I've spelled everything wrong.

00:47:13.000 Um.

00:47:15.000 Okay.

00:47:23.000 What do we got here?

00:47:26.000 FBI agent testified.

00:47:33.000 Okay, maybe you're right.

00:47:34.000 Maybe you're right.

00:47:35.000 But what did this actually happen, though?

00:47:37.000 Or what?

00:47:40.000 Because I can't know this story?

00:47:41.000 No, yeah, this I know, but did this story was they were gonna kidnap her on November 3rd.

00:47:45.000 But the federal agent thing I can't find.

00:47:47.000 Anyway, I have seven links open up here.

00:47:49.000 I got even rightpart.com.

00:48:07.000 I thought I sent it to myself.

00:48:09.000 Okay, I apologize, Ryan.

00:48:11.000 It is not as easy to see as I thought it was.

00:48:14.000 You were right.

00:48:15.000 What about Reddit?

00:48:17.000 Um.

00:48:19.000 Gotta find this.

00:48:25.000 I feel bad that the folks at home are watching us Google shit.

00:48:29.000 That's not good.

00:48:33.000 Oh, also, if anybody remembers the clip that we said it was a video drop that we're laughing about and it's something about that's gross or something.

00:48:41.000 It was one of the last shows.

00:48:44.000 If anybody, if that rings a bell, please help us.

00:48:47.000 Maybe it's one of those emails I sent and it didn't send.

00:48:51.000 Does everybody do that?

00:48:51.000 That does happen.

00:48:52.000 I got this shit fucking.

00:48:54.000 It just stays in your scent.

00:48:56.000 Yeah, it's bonanskis.

00:49:01.000 No.

00:49:02.000 Well, we have to find this now.

00:49:04.000 Hi, welcome to the guys googling show, where you watch two guys Google stuff and try to figure out what the fuck is going on.

00:49:13.000 Is it in my photos?

00:49:15.000 Well, what I am finding is that they were trying to kidnap the Virginia governor as well.

00:49:20.000 And it's saying militia members.

00:49:23.000 What do you mean the Virginia governor as well?

00:49:25.000 Oh, I see.

00:49:26.000 Yeah, that's the only update I could find is that they were also looking into kidnapping the Virginia.

00:49:32.000 But it's like of the men, of the men planning to kidnap, one was a federal agent and then a governor.

00:49:44.000 Fuck.

00:49:47.000 13.

00:49:48.000 All right, here's an article, CNN.

00:49:49.000 13 men charged and plot.

00:49:52.000 Hopefully they mention that.

00:49:53.000 Let me see.

00:49:58.000 This is also the problem with the fucking fake news, too.

00:50:01.000 Like the Hunter Biden thing is huge.

00:50:04.000 We have proof that Joe Biden worked with Ukraine, worked with China to help set up his son on deals where he makes $30 million a year.

00:50:18.000 That's been completely buried by the media.

00:50:22.000 Also, we have pictures of Hunter Biden with a crackpipe in his mouth.

00:50:26.000 Facebook has decided to hide this.

00:50:29.000 No, we're not showing that because it hasn't been verified.

00:50:33.000 Really?

00:50:34.000 Was it Photoshopped?

00:50:43.000 All right.

00:50:43.000 We'll have to wait on that.

00:50:45.000 But you'll have to trust me.

00:50:48.000 I promise you that this whole thing is bullshit.

00:50:51.000 And they duped a bunch of losers into a plot to kidnap the Michigan governor.

00:50:57.000 And they ended up duping Antifa.

00:51:00.000 These were leftists, Trump-hating leftists.

00:51:04.000 They were pro-2A, but they're also pro-A.

00:51:08.000 And this was created by the fucking government.

00:51:14.000 And now we have the government, we have big tech, sorry, hiding these stories about Joe Biden and Hunter Biden.

00:51:23.000 It's hard when you talk to like, let's call them civilians now, because you're talking to civilians and you're like, no, Prowboys aren't racist.

00:51:31.000 And no, Trump didn't say that all Mexicans are rapists.

00:51:34.000 And they're just like, yeah, but I've seen it.

00:51:36.000 And you're like, yeah, you've seen it in the landfill that is modern media.

00:51:42.000 You've seen it in Garbage Town.

00:51:45.000 Anyway, let's move on.

00:51:50.000 This was, I thought, pretty interesting.

00:51:52.000 So remember in August when they said, this is 41 now, teachers said, yeah, Be prepared to be on right-wing blogs.

00:52:05.000 If we are, if we're being recorded.

00:52:10.000 Wait, that's not the.

00:52:12.000 Go to 40.

00:52:13.000 Is there a 42?

00:52:14.000 There's a picture.

00:52:15.000 No, that's different.

00:52:17.000 That's.

00:52:18.000 I didn't include it.

00:52:18.000 Wait, that's the 41.

00:52:19.000 Yeah.

00:52:20.000 No, 40.

00:52:20.000 40.

00:52:21.000 40.

00:52:23.000 So they said, be careful.

00:52:26.000 Professors worried students will share lectures with quote-unquote right-wing sites.

00:52:30.000 And we know what right-wing means.

00:52:32.000 If you don't hate America and think every white person is human garbage, you're right-wing.

00:52:36.000 Professors across the country are expressing concern over courses being moved online as a result of the coronavirus pandemic.

00:52:43.000 One professor expressed concern that right-wing sites could expose what is being taught in college courses.

00:52:50.000 If you're recording a lecture or anything controversial, be prepared for right-wing sites to ask students to share it.

00:52:57.000 You should be prepared for that.

00:52:59.000 I'm obviously prepared for anything.

00:53:02.000 Go ahead.

00:53:03.000 Put this whole show online.

00:53:05.000 Actually, as far as YouTube goes, I'd appreciate it if you keep the clips under seven minutes.

00:53:09.000 But yes, everything under seven-minute clips on YouTube is free from censored.tv.

00:53:16.000 We consider it advertising.

00:53:17.000 It's pretty telling on the amount of comfort that the left operates on and all these different levels, you know.

00:53:23.000 It's like, try not to speak too freely about being commies and overthrowing the government.

00:53:27.000 I know somebody who's going to college right now and it's bizarre.

00:53:29.000 Some of the stuff that I hear them talking about.

00:53:31.000 Dude, I know prisoners who are going through, what's it called, anger management training.

00:53:36.000 And instead of being taught anything to do with anger management, is 100% America's racist.

00:53:43.000 And I think the only way you could justify that is you beat your wife, because most of the guys in these classes are black and Hispanic.

00:53:50.000 You beat your wife because you're mad because you live in a racist society.

00:53:54.000 But that's a big jump.

00:53:56.000 Like that's a, I'm open to that theory.

00:54:00.000 You could structure it in a way to argue it, but and I obviously don't think it's true, but that's kind of a crazy theory.

00:54:08.000 That's like vegans commit more crimes because they're hangry.

00:54:13.000 Yeah.

00:54:14.000 Like you got to prove that, dude.

00:54:16.000 I just want them to suffer.

00:54:19.000 Wow.

00:54:21.000 He's on the ball today.

00:54:22.000 He's on point.

00:54:23.000 So when we hear that, right, when they say, be prepared to be in a right-wing blog, I think you're brainwashing my kids of all ages, my babies, my Johnny in pre-K, hated Trump, and my daughter in college.

00:54:40.000 She's not in college yet, but she will be soon.

00:54:43.000 And so we go, okay, well, let's see what they're saying.

00:54:48.000 You can see what I'm saying.

00:54:49.000 Tucker Carlson, when he was exposed as this evil human being, he goes, I'm on TV for an hour every night.

00:54:55.000 Come look at me.

00:54:57.000 You want to hear what I have to say?

00:54:59.000 Watch my show.

00:55:00.000 I feel the same way.

00:55:01.000 You keep hearing these tidbits out of context.

00:55:03.000 Tune in.

00:55:05.000 Put down your credit card.

00:55:06.000 I would have made it free on YouTube if I could monetize that and I was allowed on YouTube.

00:55:12.000 But I was forced to be behind a paywall.

00:55:14.000 So if you want to hear what this villain has to say, pay the 10 bucks once, listen to it.

00:55:19.000 Cancel your subscription.

00:55:21.000 It's like that show that I watched that I showed you that the painkiller already, PKA, they were talking about, like they just got so many things wrong.

00:55:29.000 Like even Dick Masterson, I think he got, he was grumpy at you at some point, right?

00:55:33.000 He was talking smack, but he knows who you are.

00:55:36.000 He could reach out to you.

00:55:38.000 Dick Masterson, that's the guy who was like the super tough, like all-man man.

00:55:42.000 Yeah, like alpha, alpha, alpha girl.

00:55:45.000 They were trying to help us with Justice for Liberty.

00:55:48.000 Right.

00:55:48.000 And then I, it wasn't working.

00:55:50.000 Oh.

00:55:50.000 And I called him one too many times.

00:55:52.000 And he was like, Jesus, dude, are you for real?

00:55:55.000 Are you high?

00:55:56.000 I got shit to do.

00:55:57.000 Well, we're trying to.

00:55:58.000 It's like, all right, well, don't say you're going to be part of this helping me raise money if you're not in.

00:56:03.000 For a family of a person who is unlawfully convicted.

00:56:06.000 I'm trying to raise money for a little black baby.

00:56:08.000 Yeah, sorry.

00:56:09.000 Yeah, so they say that the reason why you step down from Proud Boys was because at Charlottesville, I'm like, what the they could literally just ask you.

00:56:19.000 Dick Masterson knows tons of Proud Boys.

00:56:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:22.000 Like, ask them.

00:56:24.000 And Milo was on the show, too.

00:56:26.000 It's like you think that they would kind of...

00:56:27.000 And they said, where can we see Milo?

00:56:29.000 Yeah.

00:56:30.000 What is he on?

00:56:31.000 What platform would have Milo?

00:56:33.000 I wonder what platform would possibly...

00:56:36.000 It probably the same one that handled Soph and AIU.

00:56:40.000 It's a quick Google, Kyle Taylor, and Woody, who I love.

00:56:43.000 But yeah, they were...

00:56:44.000 You love those guys.

00:56:45.000 They're great.

00:56:46.000 This is your show.

00:56:47.000 Yeah, Kyle was like, I want to learn about...

00:56:48.000 I want to get in this Proud Boys thing.

00:56:50.000 They just focus on the masturbation thing.

00:56:52.000 Don't know Wanks.

00:56:53.000 It's so funny what people cling on to.

00:56:55.000 And they always say you're not allowed to masturbate.

00:56:58.000 Or what?

00:57:01.000 But Dick kind of cleared that up.

00:57:03.000 He was like, no, no, it's to get men to go out there and try to bang broads.

00:57:07.000 Yeah.

00:57:07.000 It's not just.

00:57:08.000 And married men to bang their wife.

00:57:10.000 Yeah.

00:57:13.000 I don't masturbate, and I have to bang my wife.

00:57:15.000 And last night I had a dream.

00:57:17.000 I had a dream that I was looking at a Playboy, and then all these kids came in the room, and I was like, fuck.

00:57:23.000 I can't have them see me with a Playboy.

00:57:25.000 So I was hiding under the couch, and I was petrified of these kids playing scene that I was looking at a dirty magazine.

00:57:31.000 Because I think it was, my mind is completely consumed with sex.

00:57:34.000 I hadn't been laid in like a week.

00:57:38.000 And maybe there's some latent guilt when you feel that way.

00:57:42.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:57:43.000 So number 40, they said we're going to look at their lessons and learn what they're saying and get in the way of their what they call education, what we call brainwashing.

00:57:56.000 Well, let's see what the truth is.

00:57:58.000 What are they actually saying to our fucking kids?

00:58:03.000 4-1.

00:58:13.000 High school teacher telling his class on this network, by the way.

00:58:18.000 Racist, let's listen.

00:58:28.000 Right?

00:58:29.000 But you can't do that now.

00:58:30.000 So that's why there's all these people like me coming.

00:58:34.000 When could you ever, and I'm going back to biblical times, just walk up to a random 20-year-old woman and grab her vagina?

00:58:45.000 She's got brothers, she's got a dad.

00:58:47.000 We have a society.

00:58:49.000 We've had the Magna Carta for a while.

00:58:51.000 I mean, I think there was a time in the 70s where you could like pinch a woman's ass.

00:58:57.000 Yes.

00:58:58.000 From movies and from Mad Men.

00:59:00.000 Yeah.

00:59:01.000 I don't know.

00:59:01.000 Madman.

00:59:03.000 You would know.

00:59:03.000 I think you'd get a slap.

00:59:05.000 Sure.

00:59:05.000 I don't think she'd giggle.

00:59:07.000 But like, I've had my ass grabbed by fags.

00:59:10.000 Yeah.

00:59:11.000 It's not the end of the world.

00:59:13.000 Just kind of annoying.

00:59:16.000 And what they mean is make it kind of racist and sexist again.

00:59:20.000 That's what they're talking about.

00:59:22.000 This guy should be fired.

00:59:25.000 Make this viral by the way.

00:59:27.000 Make it kind of racist and sexist again.

00:59:29.000 That's what they're talking about.

00:59:30.000 How is this education?

00:59:34.000 And I think one of the great things about Trump and why this election is so important is this is the first president to call bullshit on that.

00:59:41.000 That's why they're calling us all racist.

00:59:43.000 That's why they have Trump derangement syndrome.

00:59:46.000 That's why they're burning down cities.

00:59:47.000 That's why they're throwing bricks through windows.

00:59:49.000 Not because they genuinely think we're the KKK, but because we said, yeah, that's all bullshit.

00:59:56.000 And it's been their dogma since the 90s, since 95, I would say, when Larry Summers was fired as the president of Harvard.

01:00:05.000 That was really the sort of, you know how for World War I, they shot that Hungarian dude with the big mustache in the horse and carriage.

01:00:13.000 Our horse and carriage was Larry Summers being fired from Harvard as the president for saying, I don't know, maybe women like aren't naturally predisposed to fucking STEM.

01:00:25.000 I think he was actually murdered by the band Duran Duran.

01:00:33.000 And the fact that we question that dogma because it's their religion has made them go nuts, apoplectic Trump derangement syndrome.

01:00:42.000 And that's why this election is so important because I bet that fucking article is some bullshit about howie.

01:00:51.000 It's actually fired because he was late for work one too many times.

01:00:55.000 And a great example of this is this picture I sent, which is of a tweet by Kate Louise Hughes, who wasted a ton of her father's money.

01:01:06.000 Raise your hand if you went to school for six years, studying to become a diversity and inclusion trainer, graduate in the middle of a pandemic.

01:01:14.000 What an accomplishment.

01:01:16.000 Then found out Trump has signed an executive order banning diversity trainings, meaning you probably won't be able to find a job because if they hire you, they will get fined.

01:01:27.000 Fuck my life.

01:01:28.000 I'm not okay right now.

01:01:29.000 I got to admit, I'm pleased with her grammar.

01:01:32.000 Go back to that.

01:01:34.000 Raise your hand.

01:01:35.000 You went to school for six years.

01:01:37.000 Comma.

01:01:38.000 Right spot for it.

01:01:39.000 Comma.

01:01:40.000 Then found out that's.

01:01:44.000 Is there trainings, comma, meaning?

01:01:46.000 Banning diversity training meetings, comma, meaning you put it.

01:01:49.000 Trainings, meaning.

01:01:50.000 No, that's fine.

01:01:51.000 Okay.

01:01:52.000 Maybe a comma after trainings.

01:01:54.000 I'm not sure.

01:01:55.000 Yeah.

01:01:55.000 But I don't think there's any misspellings.

01:01:59.000 Or she's got diversity inclusion capitalized.

01:02:02.000 Yeah.

01:02:02.000 It's a proper emoji.

01:02:04.000 Her emoji's on point.

01:02:06.000 Yeah.

01:02:07.000 Huh.

01:02:08.000 FML, up to date with the kids.

01:02:10.000 FML, good acronym.

01:02:11.000 Yeah, of course.

01:02:13.000 Black shit lips.

01:02:18.000 All right.

01:02:19.000 Let's.

01:02:21.000 Shitlips.

01:02:23.000 Oh, I wanted to play, before we get started, I wanted to play some hate meal.

01:02:28.000 I got a fun, fun guy in Vermont.

01:02:32.000 He's going to kill you and I. Did I send you that?

01:02:35.000 No.

01:02:36.000 I thought that was.

01:02:37.000 Was it in my email?

01:02:40.000 Yeah, I'll send it to you now.

01:02:43.000 He's going to kill me too.

01:02:44.000 This would be my first.

01:02:45.000 You're dead.

01:02:46.000 Oh.

01:02:48.000 You are dead, my friend.

01:02:49.000 Me, you, and Milo are dead.

01:02:53.000 And I sent it to my guy, and it's a fake email.

01:02:57.000 It doesn't mean anything.

01:03:00.000 But this is like they keep talking about how we're right-wing.

01:03:05.000 Actually, no, this isn't a good example of that.

01:03:07.000 All right.

01:03:08.000 How we promote hate and we're hurting people.

01:03:10.000 I don't think they realize that our lives are in danger.

01:03:12.000 Like when Tommy Robinson and I were going to go do a tour in Australia, they canceled it because someone would get hurt.

01:03:19.000 The only person that was ever going to get hurt with Tommy and I going to Australia is Tommy and I. Similarly, while they portray us as, when I say us, most people on this fucking site, as these evil monsters that hurt people and are a threat to people, we are threatened on a minutely basis.

01:03:37.000 But anyway, here's from Adam Harris.

01:03:39.000 This is October 5th.

01:03:40.000 Eight mail.

01:03:42.000 Boy, just want to say hi and to let you know that I'm a gun-loving Jew hanging up here in the great state of Vermont.

01:03:48.000 Should either of you ever set foot in our wonderful state, I will blow a hole in both so large.

01:03:55.000 They will be looking for your livers across the border in New Hampshire.

01:03:59.000 Have a nice day.

01:04:01.000 Well, at least they know where to find it.

01:04:04.000 And then I thought I would play you some...

01:04:07.000 Wait, what's this?

01:04:12.000 You're hearing this live.

01:04:23.000 Sorry.

01:04:25.000 Okay, so what people do now is they know that they can get charged from the FBI if they make actual threats.

01:04:31.000 So what they do is they call me and they get weird.

01:04:34.000 Yeah, I'm crazy.

01:04:35.000 I'm a psycho.

01:04:39.000 Which is legal and also gets in my head and gets me all fucking scared.

01:04:45.000 Yeah, this is a person on the edge.

01:04:47.000 Let's hear some of these fucking psychos freaking me out.

01:05:02.000 oh shit.

01:05:04.000 I'm such a boomer with these phones.

01:05:06.000 I'll eat your ass.

01:05:09.000 Hey, bro, you're getting gassy in Uber.

01:05:11.000 What do you call it?

01:05:12.000 Gas mileage.

01:05:14.000 Hey, homie.

01:05:16.000 Hey, bro.

01:05:18.000 You're gonna go vote?

01:05:21.000 If you are, give me a call back.

01:05:23.000 Let me know who you're gonna go vote for.

01:05:25.000 Maybe we can carpool together and help each other out.

01:05:29.000 Pull the ballots.

01:05:31.000 Alright, bro.

01:05:32.000 Let me know.

01:05:34.000 Peace, homie.

01:05:35.000 That's how guys talk to one another.

01:05:38.000 He's being like a weird guy.

01:05:41.000 What does this weird guy have to say?

01:05:44.000 I just wanted to say that I'm very proud of my boy, my big, beautiful boy.

01:05:49.000 I'm very proud of you for kissing your dad.

01:05:52.000 I think it's really brave of you to come out and admit to everyone that you kiss your dad.

01:05:56.000 And I'm just really proud of my boy.

01:05:59.000 Hey.

01:06:00.000 It's so legal, but so spooky.

01:06:04.000 What's this one now?

01:06:05.000 Trembly voicey boy.

01:06:06.000 Hi, this is John Glazer.

01:06:07.000 I just wanted to call to say you still suck, and I still hate you.

01:06:11.000 Goodbye.

01:06:13.000 That was funny.

01:06:24.000 Wow, is that it?

01:06:27.000 Pretty scary, man.

01:06:29.000 Ooh.

01:06:30.000 Ooh.

01:06:36.000 These are weak.

01:06:39.000 John Glazer again.

01:06:40.000 Pretty cool, huh?

01:06:41.000 What a bunch of fucking wimps.

01:06:43.000 Remember, wait, I got a bunch of block messages.

01:06:46.000 I haven't heard these yet.

01:06:48.000 Your response was invalid.

01:06:53.000 Oh, we should do.

01:06:54.000 How about what if the callers do their weirdest, spookiest, FBI-friendly threats?

01:07:00.000 That's how they start off.

01:07:03.000 Okay, I have a fun little experiment here today.

01:07:07.000 I found some nibs.

01:07:09.000 I couldn't find the holders, so I just rubber-banded them to pencils.

01:07:12.000 But we can try some inks for today's doodles.

01:07:16.000 Sick.

01:07:17.000 Colored inks.

01:07:20.000 Colored inks.

01:07:21.000 Inks of color.

01:07:22.000 Inks of color.

01:07:25.000 So let's let you...

01:07:27.000 Why don't you put the camera on yourself?

01:07:30.000 Hello.

01:07:32.000 I'll get some paper ready.

01:07:33.000 So we will be taking some calls, right?

01:07:38.000 Yep.

01:07:39.000 And maybe if you call in, if Gavin's alright with it, we could do your spookiest FBI-friendly threat where you don't overtly say anything that'll get you in trouble, but something that'll put the fear of G into us, like the messages that we heard before.

01:07:55.000 And maybe...

01:07:57.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

01:08:00.000 You'll win a thing.

01:08:01.000 We could probably win a prize.

01:08:02.000 We'll probably get the marketing guy to have some sort of prize.

01:08:06.000 Oh yeah, my sweatshirt.

01:08:07.000 Bryce, thank you to Bryce, who made this.

01:08:10.000 This is the Jap Reagan.

01:08:12.000 And this says G-O-M-L.

01:08:15.000 And he also made a hat, which is pretty cool.

01:08:19.000 Jap Reacon on one side.

01:08:23.000 And the Rad Zone on the other.

01:08:26.000 Actually, I'm going to put this on.

01:08:28.000 It's pretty exciting.

01:08:30.000 Rad Zone forward.

01:08:35.000 I was actually thinking about putting the Jap Reakin forward so that way if you look at the back of my head, it says the Rad Zone.

01:08:41.000 Because I feel like it's annoying to have my own name on my own body.

01:08:47.000 I should try to put the care forward, but I'm not optimistic it's going to happen.

01:08:51.000 Hurtful.

01:08:52.000 I got recognized by two people today.

01:08:54.000 By the way, Mike and Eric.

01:08:57.000 Nice to meet you.

01:08:59.000 So Ryan left the studio and walked around Central Park.

01:09:03.000 I've been here all day.

01:09:04.000 I'm just going to throw this out.

01:09:05.000 Walking around.

01:09:06.000 And that was very cool.

01:09:08.000 And they're subscribers, too.

01:09:09.000 They were talking about Copper Cab Show.

01:09:12.000 How old were they?

01:09:13.000 My age.

01:09:15.000 One was a little younger.

01:09:16.000 One was probably maybe older than me.

01:09:18.000 If you don't have young people associated with your movement, you're literally dying.

01:09:23.000 It's always young.

01:09:26.000 That's what Fox doesn't understand.

01:09:30.000 Yeah, aren't all their commercials like AARP, Help I Fallen, Can't Get Up?

01:09:33.000 Well, I was actually talking to CRTV about this, and I said to them, giving them advice, even though they fired me, I go, John Miller's a major asset at your company.

01:09:43.000 When I go to DC and I'm at like conservative events, he's there.

01:09:49.000 And when I say events, I mean like the after party.

01:09:52.000 He's at the after party.

01:09:53.000 If he's at the after party, he genuinely cares.

01:09:56.000 You're not going to get Andrew Wilkow or Eric Bowling or any of these other people at an after party.

01:10:01.000 They do their show and they think they're so special that they go home after.

01:10:06.000 Eric obviously has a fucking dead kid to mourn.

01:10:11.000 If you have a young person who's genuinely interested in these things and goes to the events, fucking hold on to him because they're not making any more Fleckas.

01:10:22.000 They're not making any more Elijah riot.

01:10:26.000 They're not making any more Bailey Informed with Elad.

01:10:30.000 If these guys started today, they would be snuffed out.

01:10:33.000 They're not making any more Tim Pools.

01:10:35.000 Those guys are fucked now.

01:10:37.000 Baked Alaska just got booted off YouTube.

01:10:39.000 So if you find one, a major network like the Blaze, fucking hold on tight to your dreams.

01:10:49.000 We got action calling in, or Jackson.

01:10:55.000 Yes, Jackson.

01:10:56.000 And just so you know, if I were to arrest one of you Pride Boys or whatever you're calling, I would introduce you to one of my friends that's in my prison and Lil Bunny.

01:11:11.000 And he would have field day with you if I patronized alone.

01:11:15.000 Damn.

01:11:16.000 Would you introduce me to that guy who said you could die of a heart attack?

01:11:20.000 You never know.

01:11:22.000 You could have an aneurysm.

01:11:28.000 Okay, please don't kill me.

01:11:33.000 What's up?

01:11:34.000 Yeah, but I was just calling to see what was going on with Hallowed.

01:11:39.000 I sent you guys a couple of emails that they were ever going to be on the show.

01:11:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:44.000 Hallowed.

01:11:45.000 Yeah, I don't know if you've noticed, but I haven't been doing interviews for a while.

01:11:51.000 And I don't know why.

01:11:52.000 Yeah.

01:11:54.000 Yeah.

01:11:55.000 Well, I mean, I had talked to the guy, Dan, of Hollowed, and we're going to jam.

01:12:00.000 He doesn't live too far.

01:12:03.000 And maybe I could shoot, film some stuff.

01:12:04.000 Maybe we could write a song for the show.

01:12:07.000 Like, I love them.

01:12:08.000 I think they're a fucking awesome band.

01:12:10.000 I should get them on the show, but maybe I'm at this point with interviews now where I want to just sit down with you for an hour and talk about your parents and what got you here and where you're going, or not at all.

01:12:26.000 Like, tuning into a show to see literally a five-minute thing of, all right, you got some great songs, Hallowed.

01:12:34.000 That's great.

01:12:36.000 Seems fun.

01:12:37.000 Well, you're going to be ostracized.

01:12:39.000 I don't know.

01:12:40.000 Maybe.

01:12:41.000 And maybe the subscribers should tune in.

01:12:44.000 I haven't been doing interviews for a couple months now.

01:12:47.000 Is that good or bad?

01:12:50.000 Like, I don't know.

01:12:51.000 It just seems so awkward.

01:12:54.000 Just that's bad.

01:12:56.000 What do you think?

01:13:00.000 I've actually been messaging him on Instagram a little bit, and he's super eager to get on the show.

01:13:05.000 No, no, no.

01:13:06.000 What do you think about me doing interviews on a regular basis?

01:13:10.000 Like, James O'Keefe just uncovered.

01:13:13.000 James O'Keefe just uncovered this neutron bomb of this leftist political group determined to burn this fucking country to the ground.

01:13:25.000 I could get him on.

01:13:26.000 He could explain it.

01:13:27.000 Or I could just show you the link and you could look it up yourself.

01:13:31.000 Is it better to talk to James O'Keefe about his latest scoop?

01:13:37.000 I mean, I don't know about James O'Keefe.

01:13:39.000 That would be dope if you had him on the show.

01:13:41.000 But for Hallowed, I for sure think that that would be great for an interview.

01:13:46.000 Are you Hallowed?

01:13:51.000 No, I am not.

01:13:52.000 No.

01:13:52.000 I'm a Southern boy.

01:13:53.000 He's a New York boy.

01:13:54.000 True, okay.

01:13:55.000 This is true.

01:13:57.000 All right.

01:13:57.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:14:00.000 Southern boy.

01:14:01.000 I love Southern boys.

01:14:03.000 I wish I wasn't allergic to heat.

01:14:06.000 Heat.

01:14:08.000 Hey, I'm going to jam with that mofo.

01:14:10.000 Why don't you guys write a song?

01:14:12.000 That's exactly what.

01:14:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:13.000 We're going to write some kind of cool song, and we're going to collab.

01:14:17.000 Yeah, hello.

01:14:18.000 Hello.

01:14:19.000 Yeah, hello.

01:14:20.000 Hello.

01:14:21.000 Hello.

01:14:22.000 Hey, listen, if you guys don't watch yourself, we're going to have a very serious amputation.

01:14:28.000 Oh, shit.

01:14:29.000 Not bad.

01:14:29.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:30.000 We do.

01:14:31.000 Yes.

01:14:31.000 Yes, we do.

01:14:32.000 Please don't kill us.

01:14:34.000 All right.

01:14:35.000 So listen, man, there's one thing I wanted to talk.

01:14:37.000 Hey, Ryan, it's great to talk to you, man.

01:14:39.000 Great to talk to you, honestly.

01:14:42.000 Hey, honestly, your career is quite the inspiration.

01:14:46.000 Hey.

01:14:47.000 It's not.

01:14:50.000 You're like a funny Baba Booy.

01:14:52.000 Hey, I appreciate it.

01:14:53.000 Baba Booy is funny.

01:14:55.000 Oh, you know what happened today?

01:14:57.000 I was listening to Trump, and he said something funny.

01:15:00.000 I was blown away.

01:15:03.000 Ronnie, the limo driver, had a cockring, and it's called the Lamborghini of Cockrings, and it has all these features on it, like spikes and stuff.

01:15:12.000 And then at one point, they're asking about all the things on it, and Howard Stern goes, does it have Bluetooth?

01:15:18.000 And I was driving, I went, and then I went, holy shit, I just laughed at a Howard Stern joke.

01:15:24.000 That happened to me.

01:15:25.000 Oh, Howard Stern said something funny.

01:15:26.000 Howard said that.

01:15:28.000 Hey, Laura.

01:15:31.000 One thing I like is like, Ryan, you know, you're sort of like Baba Bowie, but you got funny voices.

01:15:36.000 You make good jokes.

01:15:38.000 Like, there's a couple.

01:15:39.000 I've been keeping track.

01:15:41.000 I got a record here.

01:15:43.000 Can you explain to me what is a head for tan?

01:15:46.000 A head for what?

01:15:49.000 Head for tan.

01:15:50.000 What does that mean?

01:15:51.000 Head 41.

01:15:52.000 And then, yeah, there's something you said.

01:15:55.000 One time the other guy over there, he says, he's talking about how the people over in Auschwitz, they were like skeletons.

01:16:03.000 You could see their hips.

01:16:04.000 And you said, Auschwitz.

01:16:06.000 Ausch hips.

01:16:08.000 That is another thing.

01:16:10.000 You have a list of my ponium.

01:16:12.000 Cubics or bonium, I remember, yeah.

01:16:14.000 Have you found out what the food handle thing on a trash can is yet?

01:16:19.000 I think it's.

01:16:20.000 No.

01:16:22.000 Step can.

01:16:23.000 Step can.

01:16:23.000 Oh, step can.

01:16:24.000 Did I say step can?

01:16:26.000 No, you said the food handle thing on my trash can.

01:16:30.000 Okay, got it.

01:16:31.000 And then you got interrupted by the other guy over there.

01:16:34.000 I lost my rigidity when I was...

01:16:36.000 That was recent.

01:16:37.000 Hey, Gavin, listen, I want to tell you something.

01:16:39.000 You made my friend rich.

01:16:42.000 Oh, yeah?

01:16:43.000 Yeah, they owned this house in Williamsburg, right around the corner from the Domino Sugar Factory.

01:16:50.000 And it was a big place.

01:16:53.000 It was like an old stable, horse stables.

01:16:57.000 And they owned that house.

01:16:59.000 This guy comes in and they offers him $100,000 around 2003.

01:17:03.000 And they were like, oh, wow, that's not bad.

01:17:06.000 But the brother was like, I don't want to do this because I was born here.

01:17:10.000 I want to die here.

01:17:11.000 Two years later, they offered him $500,000.

01:17:15.000 So you made that guy rich by gentrifying that neighborhood.

01:17:19.000 Well, you were.

01:17:20.000 So good job.

01:17:22.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:17:24.000 Yeah, man.

01:17:25.000 And I love the show.

01:17:25.000 You guys are great.

01:17:27.000 I listen all the time.

01:17:28.000 I'm a subscriber, first-time listener, and long-time caller.

01:17:33.000 That's it.

01:17:33.000 You guys get to pick up the fucking vlog.

01:17:37.000 This guy's great.

01:17:39.000 Thanks for coming, dude.

01:17:41.000 I'm totally sketched out by you, and I can't tell you.

01:17:43.000 Hey, one last thing, Gabby.

01:17:45.000 What?

01:17:45.000 You know, that Lighthouse story I sent you.

01:17:47.000 That's for your wife.

01:17:48.000 This is not for you.

01:17:49.000 That's your fucking lighthouse.

01:17:50.000 Oh, no.

01:17:51.000 Lighthouse Tom.

01:17:53.000 Yes, that's me.

01:17:54.000 Lighthouse Tom.

01:17:55.000 That's for your wife, not you.

01:17:57.000 Yeah, she's not interested.

01:17:58.000 I'm telling you, it's a great story.

01:18:00.000 Okay.

01:18:01.000 Great story.

01:18:02.000 Thanks for calling.

01:18:03.000 I love you guys.

01:18:04.000 I think it's great that we have a Lighthouse Tom.

01:18:06.000 Holy shit.

01:18:07.000 Isn't that kind of a wax guy?

01:18:08.000 Send me his fucking lighthouse story.

01:18:11.000 What's more boring than a lighthouse story?

01:18:13.000 Just a lighthouse.

01:18:16.000 That's funny.

01:18:17.000 Lighthouse Tony rules.

01:18:18.000 Tom.

01:18:19.000 Kevin, I just made a piece of art that'll be going on the auction.

01:18:22.000 Nice.

01:18:22.000 Hey, brother, sisters.

01:18:24.000 Colored ink.

01:18:27.000 Nice.

01:18:28.000 Go ahead.

01:18:28.000 Can you hear me?

01:18:29.000 Gab?

01:18:31.000 Hey, Gab, did you hurt your toe when you stopped that skateboard in DC?

01:18:36.000 No, it was my whole foot.

01:18:38.000 I put my whole foot in.

01:18:39.000 But it hurt, though, right?

01:18:40.000 No, I put my whole foot in between his trucks.

01:18:44.000 Oh, fuck.

01:18:45.000 I was going to put you in for a purple heart, you know, for all that, like, dangerous service shit you're doing all day long.

01:18:50.000 Purple toe?

01:18:51.000 Yeah, purple toe.

01:18:53.000 What a fucking.

01:18:54.000 Well, whatever.

01:18:56.000 But hey, I was in the military and all during the fucking Iraq bullshit.

01:19:01.000 You know, I got thanked for my service.

01:19:02.000 Whatever.

01:19:03.000 It's awkward.

01:19:04.000 Get first-class seats and all.

01:19:06.000 That's cool.

01:19:07.000 I loved it.

01:19:08.000 I'm not going to deny that it sucked or anything, but it's humbling when people are like, thank you for your service.

01:19:15.000 You don't know what to say?

01:19:17.000 Well, that was conservatives back then.

01:19:20.000 Now I'm fucking up here, or yeah, well, up here now, in Virginia, and I'm a fucking mailman, and I have a walking route.

01:19:28.000 And goddammit, these fucking liberals, man, they, the bigotry, it's not bigotry, I don't know what to call it, but fuck, they just love thanking me for my service.

01:19:38.000 How do they know you're a post office?

01:19:40.000 How do they know you're a vet?

01:19:44.000 How do they know you're a vet?

01:19:47.000 No, no, they're thanking me for my service as a mailman.

01:19:49.000 Oh.

01:19:50.000 Because, you know, the whole like, Trump's trying to destroy the post office.

01:19:55.000 Oh, my God.

01:19:56.000 Are you getting more thank you?

01:19:58.000 Are you getting more thank yous?

01:20:00.000 Ten times fold.

01:20:01.000 Ten times.

01:20:04.000 Yes, and it's only liberals.

01:20:06.000 Like, it's the people with the Biden signs in their yard.

01:20:08.000 Which, by the way, the people with the Biden signs don't have an American flag on their house.

01:20:13.000 And houses with American flags don't have a Biden sign.

01:20:17.000 That is infuriating.

01:20:19.000 Thank you for your fucking service.

01:20:21.000 Thanks for your service.

01:20:22.000 What a fucking mess.

01:20:25.000 I got earpods on.

01:20:26.000 I ignore them.

01:20:28.000 It disgusts me.

01:20:29.000 I'm fucking delivering mail.

01:20:30.000 Like, fuck off.

01:20:32.000 Yeah, you're delivering mail too often, by the way.

01:20:35.000 Like, why do you guys have to come by three times a day?

01:20:37.000 I can wait till tomorrow.

01:20:42.000 That's some probably New York bullshit.

01:20:44.000 I don't know about that.

01:20:46.000 Thank you for your service three times a day for a fucking...

01:20:51.000 You know, I talked to a British guy once, and he said, I have military pins.

01:20:55.000 It's clear when I go out that I'm military.

01:20:57.000 No one in Britain has ever said thank you for your service.

01:21:00.000 I went to America once for tourism to go look at the Empire State Building and all that shit.

01:21:06.000 And he goes, I heard, thank you for your service on a daily basis.

01:21:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:13.000 I mean, I used to live in New York City, and I went to the Irish Parade in uniform and everything.

01:21:19.000 And the love was real and sincere there.

01:21:22.000 And, you know, America loves the military.

01:21:25.000 But you could tell a liberal wouldn't come up to you and be like, thank you for your service.

01:21:30.000 But the exact opposite now in my life is happening with these fucking liberal beta people fucking.

01:21:39.000 Oh, thank you.

01:21:41.000 You're so great.

01:21:41.000 We need you.

01:21:43.000 Well, don't fucking throw away any ballots when we start the mail-ins.

01:21:49.000 Fuck no, man.

01:21:51.000 We got spooks like watching us all the time.

01:21:53.000 Not the dark ones, but like the secret agent dudes watching us.

01:21:56.000 Make sure we don't do that stuff.

01:21:59.000 Good.

01:22:01.000 Yeah.

01:22:01.000 All right, man.

01:22:02.000 Have a good one.

01:22:02.000 Thanks for coming.

01:22:05.000 You didn't win a thing.

01:22:06.000 I'm sorry.

01:22:07.000 And you never will.

01:22:08.000 Oh, damn.

01:22:10.000 You're a loser.

01:22:11.000 You are gay.

01:22:13.000 You ever seen that guy, the Chinese guy?

01:22:15.000 People will try to stop you.

01:22:17.000 He's like a Chinese billionaire who wants to help you get rich.

01:22:21.000 And he's like, but when people try to stop you getting rich, you say, you're a loser.

01:22:26.000 Get out of my way.

01:22:28.000 Maybe the way to find that would be like a message.

01:22:33.000 You are a loser.

01:22:35.000 Get out of my way.

01:22:37.000 All over the world, as well as in China.

01:22:39.000 No, that's not him.

01:22:39.000 In the book, Carnage was the king of video drops.

01:22:45.000 And I wonder if Derek Beckle still does them.

01:22:49.000 I don't see any TV Carnage on YouTube anymore.

01:22:52.000 The long-ass motherfucking time ago, nigga.

01:22:57.000 All right, next call.

01:22:59.000 All right.

01:23:00.000 All right.

01:23:01.000 We've got Hudson from Nashville.

01:23:05.000 Yo, Ryan, you there?

01:23:06.000 I am.

01:23:08.000 Yeah.

01:23:09.000 So, yeah, I want to talk about that Biden ad, but beforehand, Gavin, you'll get a kick out of this.

01:23:14.000 So a Nigerian buddy of mine I went to school with, we used to watch TGMS a lot.

01:23:22.000 And he hadn't, you know, we moved apart.

01:23:24.000 He hadn't seen you in a while.

01:23:26.000 And he watched, get off my lawn for the first time, hadn't seen you in four years.

01:23:29.000 And he's looking at you always confused.

01:23:31.000 And he goes, why are you gray?

01:23:35.000 Hilarious.

01:23:37.000 Goodbye.

01:23:40.000 Anyways, yeah, Ryan, check out the mailbag.

01:23:43.000 I emailed it to you.

01:23:44.000 It's a Joe Biden ad from his fucking official YouTube page.

01:23:49.000 And there's something really bizarre that happens in it.

01:23:51.000 Just type in bizarre Biden ad in the mailbag.

01:23:54.000 Gotcha.

01:23:55.000 Oh, I think I remember seeing this email.

01:23:58.000 Yeah, so it's about, so I'm the only person I know that I love battle rap.

01:24:04.000 And they paid for two battle rappers named Charlie Clitz and DNA to do this like woke.

01:24:10.000 It's one of the most cringy things you'll ever see battle about Biden, but there's a really weird edit in it like twice.

01:24:19.000 227.

01:24:21.000 Yeah.

01:24:23.000 Legit.

01:24:23.000 227.

01:24:24.000 And then there's one.

01:24:25.000 Yeah.

01:24:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:24:27.000 Go like 10 seconds in, and then there's another one at like 3.30.

01:24:31.000 Okay, so 10 seconds in.

01:24:33.000 I mean, it's time coded at 223, but I'll go 10 seconds here.

01:24:36.000 Here, I'm going to mute y'all.

01:24:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:38.000 Just so people.

01:24:39.000 I'm going to mute you.

01:24:40.000 Let's see here.

01:24:41.000 10 seconds in, so they know what's what.

01:24:44.000 They get the title card, and then 223.

01:24:56.000 All right, that's the setup for it, and then 2207.

01:25:03.000 Hey, did you know that unemployment for African Americans is up this 4%?

01:25:09.000 So when you tell me to go and vote, go and vote, well, the reason why it's such a hard one?

01:25:15.000 Because how we expect our people to get jobs, and the president can't even get the job done.

01:25:21.000 Trump is the apprentice, but now it's our turn to do the firing and review everything must impulse even before we hire him.

01:25:27.000 Brianna.

01:25:28.000 Huh.

01:25:29.000 So is that like motherfucker, or was it doesn't sound like it?

01:25:32.000 Data that doesn't comply.

01:25:37.000 Think that the latter turn to do the firing and review everything must impulse even before we hire him.

01:25:42.000 And review every that could have been a pejorative, but the 227 one seemed like it was a number, like a stat.

01:25:49.000 I think these guys got their lines wrong.

01:25:51.000 Ah, and they and then the staff went, oh, fuck, the shoot's over.

01:25:57.000 That's just like zero zero up.

01:25:59.000 Right.

01:26:00.000 Missy Elliott, you're from Yaku.

01:26:02.000 Yeah.

01:26:02.000 Did you know that unemployment for African Americans is up?

01:26:06.000 Missing your feet 0%?

01:26:08.000 He got the percentage.

01:26:10.000 Yeah, that's what happened.

01:26:11.000 He got the percentage wrong, and the director was too much of a pussy to pay attention to what they're doing.

01:26:17.000 He's just like, let's just get this done and get out of here.

01:26:21.000 I think the producer was a gay Asian.

01:26:24.000 No offense, Ryan.

01:26:25.000 No offense.

01:26:26.000 Only half offense taken.

01:26:28.000 Quarter.

01:26:28.000 And yeah, he sort of, he fucking just got out of there early and they didn't fix the mistakes.

01:26:37.000 So they had to zero them.

01:26:42.000 That's fascinating.

01:26:43.000 Yeah, wow.

01:26:44.000 You really, you listen to every single line of that thing, huh?

01:26:48.000 Yeah, well, dude, that can't be it because Battle Rap is so Hollywood now.

01:26:52.000 Like, they take cuts.

01:26:53.000 Like, since the pandemic, like URL and like King of the Dodgers are like two leagues.

01:26:59.000 They record this shit privately and like and they fed up.

01:27:02.000 It's a whole production.

01:27:04.000 So my theory is that they said something that could have been taken out of context for pro-Trump and they were just like, oh, fucking only black people care about this anyways.

01:27:14.000 Edited it.

01:27:17.000 So what's your theory on what just happened?

01:27:22.000 I think they said, I think Clips, Charlie Clips, the fat guy, well, they're both kind of fat, said like a black unemployment number that was like pro-Trump.

01:27:30.000 And then they were just like, you're also right.

01:27:34.000 They're too lazy.

01:27:34.000 And they're like, oh, fucking Republicans can take that out of context.

01:27:38.000 And then I don't know what DNA said in the end, but they literally, they're so brazen and they don't give a shit about lying to your face.

01:27:47.000 And I just thought this was such a good example of that.

01:27:49.000 Yeah, that is a great example of that.

01:27:51.000 I think you're right.

01:27:52.000 He said a good stat that sounded good for Trump and they went, no, no, we can't show this.

01:28:00.000 Yeah, they said unemployment is up.

01:28:03.000 And it's like, we'd rather have it sound like he's speaking in tongues.

01:28:08.000 Yeah.

01:28:08.000 And maybe they're right.

01:28:10.000 Maybe that was where, like, I can't remember who was saying this, but they said, you know, that stupid shit where you come out and you say like something Spanish, oh, Puerto Vida or something.

01:28:21.000 It does actually work.

01:28:24.000 And his family.

01:28:25.000 Oh, dude, I hate that.

01:28:26.000 Cool.

01:28:27.000 That's the thing that I say.

01:28:29.000 I know.

01:28:30.000 I hate when people say one word in a Spanish accent, like Nijaragua.

01:28:38.000 These people are coming down from Estabado and Guacamada.

01:28:41.000 Yeah, we have to listen to the Latino community.

01:28:45.000 Let's feel it.

01:28:48.000 You know what's funny is the inverse of that.

01:28:50.000 Like if you ever put on Telemundo and the announcer would be like, Soya, Yoshangores, Grandon, Telemundo, and John Williams.

01:28:58.000 Yeah, I like that.

01:29:00.000 Well, I grew up in Montreal where they'd be talking about Michael Jackson.

01:29:20.000 All right, bye.

01:29:21.000 Thanks for calling.

01:29:24.000 I forgot to do the fade.

01:29:24.000 All right, we'll start doing the fade.

01:29:28.000 Fading them out.

01:29:29.000 Isaiah.

01:29:36.000 Isaiah.

01:29:39.000 Hello.

01:29:41.000 Yo, hey, Brian.

01:29:42.000 Yep.

01:29:44.000 All right, yo, what's going on?

01:29:46.000 First of all, Gavin, thanks for red-killing my girlfriend and I. We're broke, bronx, natives.

01:29:54.000 When I first found out about you, I saw that picture of you with the checkered yellow suit and I was like, oh, this guy looks pretty scary.

01:30:00.000 And then I saw far, right?

01:30:02.000 I'm like, all right, steer clear.

01:30:04.000 And then I'm like, all right, let me go back to this guy.

01:30:06.000 Then I realized you were funny.

01:30:08.000 I saw that you were saying, nay, I'm like, all right, this guy's kind of edgy.

01:30:12.000 I can rock with him.

01:30:13.000 So I appreciate that.

01:30:15.000 Secondly, I just had a question for you.

01:30:19.000 As far as losing friends go because of your conservative views, how do you deal with that, you know, being young and stuff like that?

01:30:30.000 Like me and my girlfriend, you know, we lose friends left and right because we express certain views pro-Trump and shit like that.

01:30:37.000 And then people just kind of ditch us.

01:30:41.000 So what do you think we should do in that situation?

01:30:45.000 Well, first of all, they're not your friends.

01:30:48.000 You know, if I heard a friend of mine fucked a kid, the first thing I would do is call him up and go, wait, what?

01:30:56.000 What the fuck are people saying, dude?

01:30:59.000 And get to the Bottom of it.

01:31:00.000 I wouldn't just go, ah, fuck him.

01:31:02.000 He fucks kids.

01:31:04.000 I would try to find out if it was true or not, obviously.

01:31:07.000 And these people don't do that, so they're not your friends.

01:31:10.000 They're more concerned with their own reputation than yours.

01:31:12.000 And the other thing, especially in New York City, it's pretty easy to find pals.

01:31:17.000 Like, I was talking to my wife the other day, and I said, my parents have lost their friends in Florida because of Trump, and they're pro-Trump.

01:31:24.000 And she said, I wish he was never born.

01:31:27.000 And I was like, yeah, I'm sure there's lots of like moms in Scotland during Braveheart Days that wish he was never born because, you know, they saw the fires and they saw all these other problems.

01:31:40.000 And they thought, I wish that we didn't have to have these wars.

01:31:44.000 I wish we'd just fucking kiss the English's ass.

01:31:46.000 So in any conflict, you're going to see people saying, you know, I'm out.

01:31:52.000 And those aren't the warriors.

01:31:54.000 Those aren't the ones that shape society.

01:31:55.000 Those are the pussies.

01:31:57.000 And your friends are pussies.

01:31:59.000 They weren't your friends.

01:32:00.000 Like, it's so, I said to my wife, I go, I got like 9 million friends.

01:32:04.000 I live in a super liberal area, but I found the MAGA dudes.

01:32:08.000 I found the MAGA dads.

01:32:10.000 I got to drive a couple miles sometimes to get to the bar.

01:32:13.000 And I hooked up with those guys and I got my crew.

01:32:17.000 Like, my 50th birthday was packed.

01:32:20.000 So no matter how bad things get, yes, if you're gay, you're going to lose your whole crew and your bars.

01:32:27.000 If you're black in New York, you're going to lose your whole crew and your bars.

01:32:30.000 But as soon as you stray from that, it's really easy, you know, if you're not in a rural area, and rural areas are fine, by the way, with Trump, you're going to find a new scene.

01:32:41.000 You just got to be patient.

01:32:43.000 True.

01:32:44.000 And fuck these ass.

01:32:47.000 What was the name of that bar?

01:32:49.000 What was Strange Crew?

01:32:52.000 What?

01:32:53.000 The name of that bar that was like punk and pro mega with the Strange Crew?

01:32:58.000 Oh.

01:32:59.000 I don't know.

01:33:01.000 A punk pro MAGA bar?

01:33:03.000 When did I mention that?

01:33:06.000 I feel like...

01:33:07.000 Oh, it was a Strange Love.

01:33:09.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:10.000 Strange Love.

01:33:12.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, that bar.

01:33:15.000 It's right by the Hudson Malone's there on 3rd Avenue.

01:33:19.000 Yeah, if you're MAGA, go to that bar in your MAGA hat and talk about how cool they are.

01:33:25.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:26.000 All right, man.

01:33:26.000 Thanks for calling.

01:33:27.000 All right, nice.

01:33:28.000 All right.

01:33:31.000 He got the fade.

01:33:33.000 You got faded, motherfucker.

01:33:35.000 Nick Jr.

01:33:36.000 Go ahead, Nick Jr.

01:33:39.000 What's up?

01:33:41.000 Do you have a Fed-friendly threat first?

01:33:45.000 What?

01:33:45.000 Do you have a Fed-friendly threat?

01:33:48.000 One of those weird threats?

01:33:49.000 No, no, I don't want to do any threats.

01:33:51.000 Okay.

01:33:52.000 Okay.

01:33:52.000 You sound serious.

01:33:54.000 I was at a bar here in California and I wore my Trump hat in there.

01:33:58.000 It was like right before he got elected.

01:34:01.000 And the bouncer asked me to leave.

01:34:05.000 And I was like, no, no, it's all right.

01:34:07.000 Because it wasn't like a super serious bouncer.

01:34:09.000 I mean, I think he might just be a friend of the bar people.

01:34:12.000 But then they kicked me out.

01:34:14.000 I decided to leave anyways because of their anti-Trump stances.

01:34:19.000 Bar sucked.

01:34:20.000 As I'm walking out, some other people are like, you got to get out of here with that hat.

01:34:23.000 And I'm like, I don't want to do anything.

01:34:25.000 You tell me too bad.

01:34:26.000 I was leaving anyway.

01:34:26.000 I'm leaving anyways.

01:34:28.000 And then they called the police on me.

01:34:29.000 I was arrested for drunk in public.

01:34:31.000 And I decided to go to some rehab for the money to escape from.

01:34:35.000 You got to rest.

01:34:38.000 Yeah, they kicked me out of their bar.

01:34:41.000 I went there drunk.

01:34:42.000 I was already drunk.

01:34:42.000 And then they kicked me out and called the police on me.

01:34:44.000 He said I was drunk in public.

01:34:47.000 And they took me to rehab and I jumped over the fence.

01:34:50.000 But the reason I called was because two shows ago, you said something about Juju's, Gavin.

01:34:59.000 I'm just curious if there's a story behind that, why you pronounced that that way.

01:35:03.000 It's called Canada.

01:35:05.000 I also say Mario Brothers.

01:35:08.000 I also say Pasta.

01:35:10.000 I also say NASA.

01:35:12.000 I say NASA.

01:35:12.000 No, it's my dad's.

01:35:13.000 My dad told me when he was a kid, he thought they were called Juju's.

01:35:17.000 And he felt like an idiot when he found out they were Jujupies.

01:35:20.000 They're not Jujupies to me.

01:35:21.000 They're Jujupes.

01:35:22.000 Dude, I got to tell you something.

01:35:24.000 So in California, when McCarthyism was a thing, they were the fucking lefty, whatever, legislation.

01:35:38.000 What am I talking about?

01:35:39.000 The lawyers, the justice system was really concerned about communists being ostracized for being communists and being kicked out of restaurants for being communists.

01:35:49.000 So it is the only state in the Union that has this incredible, what's the word, legal precedent, background for people being kicked out of establishments for their political beliefs.

01:36:10.000 And there was a case where a guy was wearing a Nazi pin and he went into a diner.

01:36:15.000 I think this is like 1980 or something.

01:36:18.000 And they said, take that off.

01:36:19.000 Please just sit down.

01:36:20.000 He said, no, no, no, no.

01:36:22.000 He sued them for a bunch of money.

01:36:25.000 So you have an excellent case against this bar.

01:36:29.000 They didn't explicitly say you can't wear that hat in here.

01:36:32.000 It was just obvious.

01:36:34.000 Yeah, we tried to sue for that in New York, and the guy lost because New York State doesn't have those kind of laws.

01:36:39.000 California, thanks to liberals, ironically, has these laws.

01:36:45.000 So you can get a lawyer and look into fucking these guys over because you have a great case.

01:36:56.000 But they didn't say, oh, you've got that MAGA hat on.

01:36:59.000 They were just like, they looked at it and said, get out of here.

01:37:01.000 And I wasn't like, why?

01:37:02.000 Because I got a hat on.

01:37:03.000 I just kind of ignored them and then left anyways.

01:37:08.000 Well, what if you try it again and kind of, you know, Veritas it?

01:37:14.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:37:15.000 Maybe I should try it again.

01:37:17.000 Yeah.

01:37:18.000 We did that, right?

01:37:18.000 Yeah, we did.

01:37:19.000 I did a video for you.

01:37:20.000 It's before we were working together.

01:37:22.000 Again, McKinnisher, I went over there at this MAGA bar that this woman had got kicked out for wearing a hat.

01:37:27.000 So I tried doing it.

01:37:28.000 I couldn't even get past the bouncer and record the thing.

01:37:33.000 Well, I'm going to try out.

01:37:34.000 I'll try it.

01:37:35.000 I'll put on a MAGA hat, go to the bars.

01:37:38.000 Try a bunch of different bars, maybe.

01:37:40.000 All right, buddy, thanks for coming.

01:37:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:43.000 Bye-bye.

01:37:44.000 He actually made He actually got the goodbye out before the fade.

01:37:50.000 I'm making some fun art here.

01:37:51.000 It's not good.

01:37:53.000 But we have our Trump picture.

01:37:54.000 Oh, shit, dude.

01:37:56.000 What?

01:37:56.000 Oh, fuck.

01:37:57.000 I'm getting black ink on the fucking good.

01:38:05.000 Black ink on the blade.

01:38:09.000 I don't.

01:38:10.000 Why the fuck?

01:38:11.000 Gary.

01:38:12.000 Oh, I saw Gary the other day.

01:38:14.000 I have some disinfectant.

01:38:15.000 Okay, get disinfectant.

01:38:17.000 I saw Gary, I think, yesterday.

01:38:19.000 He had his mask on on his head, on his forehead.

01:38:31.000 Okay, let's disinfect this ink stain.

01:38:35.000 Ink stain, you're online.

01:38:39.000 Hello.

01:38:40.000 Hello.

01:38:42.000 Hello.

01:38:43.000 Hello.

01:38:44.000 Hello.

01:38:46.000 Alright, you can clean up from Gary real quick.

01:38:49.000 Fuck, it's not Gary.

01:38:50.000 It's ink, dude.

01:38:52.000 It's staining the white table.

01:38:54.000 At least it's off the screen.

01:38:55.000 Gary Ink.

01:38:57.000 No, it's Gabby Inc.

01:38:58.000 Gary Ink.

01:39:00.000 Ah.

01:39:01.000 Okay.

01:39:03.000 Yeah, I just wanted to call in.

01:39:05.000 The whole...

01:39:07.000 God damn it.

01:39:08.000 The dogs.

01:39:09.000 Fucking dogs.

01:39:10.000 You know, it's love-hate with dogs, because on the one hand, you go, shut the fuck up.

01:39:14.000 And then on the other hand, you go, thanks for being my alarm and telling me if someone is suspicious outside.

01:39:22.000 Yeah, but I live at a doggy daycare.

01:39:25.000 There's like hundreds of dogs here.

01:39:27.000 I live at a doggy daycare.

01:39:31.000 Come on.

01:39:32.000 That wasn't good.

01:39:33.000 Yeah.

01:39:34.000 No, I guess not.

01:39:35.000 No, I really do.

01:39:38.000 Anyway, so I called because, you know, I like the whole Fred Perry.

01:39:43.000 Jesus Christ, these dogs.

01:39:45.000 Anyway, but I got a Fred Perry shirt, and apparently because of the Proud Boys, you can't get the whole double gold shoulder coupling thing, and there's like one white, one gold now because of that.

01:40:02.000 What do you think about that?

01:40:03.000 I don't care.

01:40:05.000 I mean, I wear a fake one.

01:40:07.000 Proudboys made their own rip-offs.

01:40:11.000 But yeah, I think it's funny.

01:40:13.000 It's like, also, the other problem is Proud Boys are huge in Australia and Britain.

01:40:19.000 So, like, what did you think was going to happen?

01:40:25.000 Yeah, it's ridiculous.

01:40:27.000 I think, actually, what would be awesome is if the Proud Boys added Jesus into their group, and then they could be the PB and J. That's a good idea.

01:40:37.000 All right.

01:40:38.000 Thanks for calling.

01:40:38.000 Fun call.

01:40:40.000 Good angles.

01:40:42.000 Good ideas.

01:40:43.000 I would hate to work at a fucking doggy daycare, wouldn't you?

01:40:46.000 Yeah.

01:40:47.000 What do they do there?

01:40:48.000 They express anal glands?

01:40:49.000 What is this?

01:40:50.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:51.000 They do that.

01:40:51.000 What is that?

01:40:52.000 What is that?

01:40:53.000 They have this buildup of it's used for when they're scared and stuff like that.

01:40:58.000 They use it, the scent, the stinky scent, and it builds up if they don't get to use it.

01:41:02.000 And so they have to go ahead and squeeze and express the glands.

01:41:08.000 I wouldn't sign up for that in 8 billion years.

01:41:12.000 It's pretty gross.

01:41:13.000 Like, I'd rather just fuck homeless men.

01:41:17.000 Why would you ever sign up for a job where you express anal glands?

01:41:22.000 What does that look like?

01:41:24.000 Well, WikiHow is here to show you how.

01:41:27.000 Now, this isn't what I'm trying to show you, but this is.

01:41:31.000 Okay, here we go.

01:41:33.000 So we got expressing of the glands.

01:41:35.000 Of course, you're going to have your dog.

01:41:36.000 Oh, my God.

01:41:38.000 What are those holes?

01:41:39.000 Well, that's a sign.

01:41:41.000 Oh, my God.

01:41:42.000 If a dog is scooting or licking the anal area, occasional release at inappropriate times.

01:41:48.000 But what do they do?

01:41:48.000 Red skin.

01:41:50.000 Bleeding or drainage.

01:41:52.000 You just go.

01:41:55.000 And what comes out?

01:41:56.000 Like shit?

01:41:58.000 No, a foul smell.

01:42:00.000 It's similar to seafood, but spoiled seafood.

01:42:04.000 What the fuck?

01:42:05.000 So it's just air?

01:42:07.000 It's, yeah, it's this, well, probably a liquid of some sort that sprays.

01:42:11.000 Oh, my God, it's a liquid?

01:42:13.000 Similar to a scum.

01:42:14.000 You express the glands.

01:42:16.000 You'll feel a slight bulge about cherry size when pressing inward just below the anus.

01:42:20.000 Why would you do that?

01:42:22.000 Well.

01:42:22.000 Why would you agree to that?

01:42:24.000 Oh, here's this is phrased lovely.

01:42:26.000 Emptying the glands depends on pressing in the right place.

01:42:28.000 If you can't feel the quote-unquote cherries, you're either in the wrong place or the glands don't need emptying.

01:42:33.000 So you're just fishing around for no good reason.

01:42:35.000 Sometimes only one gland is full.

01:42:37.000 I'm selling this.

01:42:37.000 This is garbage.

01:42:39.000 What do you got?

01:42:40.000 This is gay, stupid, shitty, drunk garbage.

01:42:48.000 Oh, ew.

01:42:49.000 See the leakage?

01:42:51.000 If you're milking correctly, the liquid...

01:42:53.000 It's liquid.

01:42:54.000 Should become leakage.

01:42:55.000 If nothing's coming out, try adjust the fingers.

01:42:58.000 The liquid smells strongly of fish and may be anything from a clear, smooth consistency to a brownish, grainy substance.

01:43:07.000 Pretty gross, huh?

01:43:09.000 Very, very gross.

01:43:10.000 Possibly the grossest thing on earth.

01:43:13.000 How much money would it to take one shot?

01:43:16.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:43:17.000 To do like an anal gland thing, I would do it for $6,500.

01:43:25.000 That's it?

01:43:26.000 Yeah.

01:43:28.000 Money's money, dude.

01:43:30.000 Nigga gotta eat.

01:43:32.000 Clayton.

01:43:33.000 Hello.

01:43:35.000 Hey, man.

01:43:38.000 Hey, I got a question.

01:43:40.000 I'm 18 years old, and I live in a white suburban neighborhood.

01:43:46.000 And I've never gotten to fight with someone.

01:43:49.000 And I want to, but I don't want to get shot.

01:43:52.000 I don't want to get stabbed.

01:43:54.000 How do I get into a fight?

01:43:55.000 How do I grow a pair of balls?

01:44:00.000 Why don't you just go to a boxing gym?

01:44:02.000 Sign up for just spar with someone.

01:44:05.000 It doesn't have to be a real fight to the death.

01:44:07.000 Just go box, and then they'll set you up with a sparring partner, and then you can have a normal fight.

01:44:13.000 Yeah, that's the best idea.

01:44:15.000 You never know.

01:44:15.000 People could be fucking crazy, dude.

01:44:17.000 You have no idea.

01:44:18.000 You don't want to be out there on the streets looking for fucking brawls.

01:44:21.000 Jesus, dude.

01:44:22.000 Go to Iron.

01:44:23.000 Well, yeah, that's why I said it.

01:44:26.000 It's kind of risky nowadays.

01:44:28.000 You know, well, any day.

01:44:29.000 Yeah, you want to be ready to fight if you have to fight.

01:44:33.000 But as far as like, it's not something you need to accomplish.

01:44:39.000 You want to be there if like someone...

01:44:40.000 Well, I feel like I needed to be like, you know, a man.

01:44:46.000 Well, if you want that.

01:44:47.000 What about having one of your friends punch you in the face, not the hardest he could, but just see if you could take a punch.

01:44:52.000 Yeah.

01:44:54.000 You know.

01:44:55.000 If you're really eager to fight this far, it'll work itself up.

01:44:59.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:45:00.000 Half of these calls I don't trust.

01:45:02.000 Half of the calls I'm thinking, are you some sort of fed thing trying to make me say, go out there and beat up people?

01:45:09.000 Well, for the most part, I could see that they've called in before.

01:45:12.000 A lot of these are repeat callers.

01:45:13.000 Very few.

01:45:13.000 This is a new caller.

01:45:15.000 Been on the line 31 minutes.

01:45:17.000 Josh, topic is music.

01:45:20.000 Hey, boys, how you doing?

01:45:22.000 Hey, man.

01:45:22.000 What's up?

01:45:24.000 Big, big shout-out to you guys from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

01:45:27.000 You helped me and my boys get through the COVID crisis.

01:45:30.000 Oh, hey.

01:45:30.000 Fuck, that is a cold part of town, boys.

01:45:35.000 Yeah, we just had our first snowfall of the year this year, Gavin, today.

01:45:40.000 Yeah, we're not going to get that in New York for another fucking three months.

01:45:44.000 I'm not exaggerating.

01:45:45.000 Lucky you.

01:45:47.000 Lucky you, boys.

01:45:48.000 Anyways, quick question for you, Gavin, about your vice days.

01:45:51.000 On your trips out west back in the late 90s, did you ever listen to a band called The Smalls?

01:45:57.000 The Smalls?

01:46:02.000 What are they called?

01:46:03.000 Yeah, The Smalls.

01:46:05.000 The Smalls.

01:46:06.000 That rings a bell.

01:46:09.000 Not much of a bell, though.

01:46:12.000 I believe they're out of Tabor, Alberta.

01:46:16.000 But they used to play a lot of gigs in Edmonton, Alberta here.

01:46:20.000 And similar to the SNFU sound.

01:46:24.000 Yeah, I'm sorry, my friend.

01:46:25.000 I'm drawing a blank.

01:46:28.000 No worries.

01:46:29.000 I was going to ask you what your opinion is about him, but since you can't recall, it's not a big deal.

01:46:34.000 But did you know that Chai Pig died about two months ago?

01:46:37.000 No, I did not know that.

01:46:39.000 You didn't?

01:46:39.000 I heard about that.

01:46:40.000 What did he die of?

01:46:44.000 I believe the outlets said something like just medical complications.

01:46:50.000 If it's Vancouver, it's got to be smack.

01:46:53.000 Sorry?

01:46:53.000 If it's Vancouver, it's got to be smack.

01:46:57.000 Yeah, or maybe just some disease he got shooting something out.

01:47:02.000 Oh, like Hep Cucking pork.

01:47:05.000 You never know.

01:47:06.000 You know, I remember seeing him in the 80s, and Nazi skinheads would come to their shows because they wanted to beat up minorities, but there just wasn't any.

01:47:16.000 So they had a minority.

01:47:18.000 They had an Asian.

01:47:20.000 And he would just fucking beat the shit out of anyone who came near him.

01:47:24.000 Like, he was fearless.

01:47:26.000 They would storm the stage, and he would jump from the stage and just start brawling.

01:47:31.000 Wow.

01:47:31.000 He was a fucking badass.

01:47:35.000 Yeah, I saw SNFU at a bar back in 1997 here at Edmonton called The Rev. No longer exists, but that's where I saw him.

01:47:45.000 Quality, dude.

01:47:47.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:47:48.000 Yeah, well, you interrupt.

01:47:52.000 I'd like to end calls early.

01:47:56.000 Got another new caller, Jonathan, talking about Jews and Muslims in Queens.

01:48:01.000 My three favorite groups.

01:48:02.000 Yeah, we'll get in Queens.

01:48:06.000 So listen, first of all, I'm Jewish and religious, not Haredi or anything, but really pissed about the way they always behave anyway.

01:48:17.000 So listen, you got to look up.

01:48:20.000 The Shiites have this holiday called Arba'in Jalut.

01:48:24.000 And they had a whole procession in Queens of like thousands of them October 5th.

01:48:29.000 You got to look this up.

01:48:31.000 And they're beating their chests.

01:48:33.000 No masks, no New York Times headlines, no coverage at all in the media.

01:48:38.000 It's just always the Jews who are good.

01:48:44.000 I'm going to need a spelling on that.

01:48:46.000 I'm at the point now where I take the left narrative and I go, awesome.

01:48:51.000 Like when they say, it's only the fucking Orthodox Jews who are out defying these orders.

01:48:56.000 And I go, good.

01:48:58.000 Good.

01:48:59.000 Defy these fucking orders.

01:49:01.000 Thank God for Orthodox Jews.

01:49:05.000 A-R-B-A-E-E-N-J-A-L-O-O-S.

01:49:11.000 Queens, October 5th.

01:49:13.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:49:14.000 Also, in regards to the guy in the Howard Stern show, I found that most often when these secular Jews, like I went to public school and everything, so when they like to dig on other Jews,

01:49:30.000 they think that it's going to give them some credit among non-Jews, but they don't get it that non-Jews aren't judgmental towards actually religious Jews or anything.

01:49:42.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:49:44.000 They think that we all hate Orthodox Jews and Hasids, and Hasids are giving Jews a bad name.

01:49:51.000 And you go, anyone, like, I've never not lived around Hasids.

01:49:54.000 I moved to Montreal, northern Montreal, in 88, upstate New York, Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

01:50:01.000 They've always been my neighbors.

01:50:02.000 And they're unusual.

01:50:04.000 They're very, very focused on their religion.

01:50:07.000 They don't give a shit about Goyam or anyone else, but they're like evangelicals in a sense.

01:50:14.000 Orthodox Jews are just normal conservative, they're like conservative Christians.

01:50:19.000 But ginos, I call them, Jews in name only, they are not, they're not ride or die niggas.

01:50:26.000 And they cannot wait to throw their fellow Jews under the bus Because for them, their Judaism is fashion.

01:50:33.000 And it's about pretending to be black.

01:50:35.000 Or the food.

01:50:37.000 Or like tricks like Jeff Rogan, Seth Rogan, who just used Jewish stereotype to make movies lampooning Jews while having no other real background to anything.

01:50:51.000 Yeah, like let's quiz them on the Torah, these fucking people.

01:50:55.000 And I was at my baseball tournament recently, and there was a Jewish woman who was like, I was talking about Nickelodeon, and I said it was weird.

01:51:02.000 There was Muslims, Orthodox Jews.

01:51:05.000 I'm not talking about Hasidic Jews.

01:51:06.000 Just the Yamakah and the maybe the odd like stringy belt and blacks.

01:51:12.000 And she goes, oh, Orthodox Jews.

01:51:14.000 No, thank you.

01:51:16.000 And then she goes, I can say that because I'm a Jew.

01:51:18.000 And I thought, no, you can't bitch.

01:51:21.000 I don't like that.

01:51:22.000 No, you can't bitch.

01:51:23.000 I don't like that fucking shitting on your same religion because they like Trump.

01:51:31.000 That's what they've done.

01:51:32.000 Because Orthodox and Hesidim love Jews.

01:51:35.000 I mean, sorry, love Trump.

01:51:38.000 The sort of secular Jews have just said, you know what?

01:51:41.000 Fuck you, brother.

01:51:43.000 Fuck you, my religion.

01:51:44.000 Fuck you.

01:51:47.000 You know, I don't know.

01:51:48.000 I don't like to always bring up the Holocaust, but the Jews in Germany were generally pretty secular and were really a part of the German society.

01:51:57.000 In Poland and, you know, in Greece and everywhere else, the Jews were pretty, the Jews were much more religious and separate.

01:52:05.000 And, you know, we all were, in the end, it was all one thing together.

01:52:11.000 So Hitler went after the China.

01:52:14.000 Hitler went after the secular Jews?

01:52:18.000 Yeah, I mean, he went after everyone.

01:52:20.000 He didn't care.

01:52:22.000 Didn't make a difference between...

01:52:24.000 He didn't say, oh, you know, you're not religious.

01:52:26.000 You're a third generation.

01:52:27.000 You're George Soros atheist.

01:52:30.000 They ended up in the same place.

01:52:32.000 So were most of the Jews in the Holocaust secular Jews?

01:52:39.000 No, most were actually religious Jews.

01:52:43.000 Because that would have been interesting.

01:52:46.000 No, yeah, people try to make that argument, but it doesn't really hold much water.

01:52:51.000 Because in Germany, they were mostly secular, but in Poland, where it's much more densely populated Jewish.

01:52:59.000 10% of the population.

01:53:02.000 There's 10,000 Jews in Poland now.

01:53:04.000 Oh, by the way, the countries that constantly get attacked for racism, like Hungary, Poland, I have friends who live in Hungary.

01:53:13.000 A lot safer than in any of these other countries like Amsterdam, like in Holland or in Germany.

01:53:21.000 There's a lot of Jews in Hungary.

01:53:22.000 I have friends who live in Hungary.

01:53:24.000 There's no no-go zones.

01:53:27.000 In Amsterdam, in Holland, it's like the nicest country, nicest people.

01:53:32.000 I have friends that live there.

01:53:34.000 There's areas they don't go in Amsterdam.

01:53:38.000 You just don't go there.

01:53:40.000 I've talked to that angry foreigner there in Sweden, and he said the Jews there are saying, can you stop with all this multiculturalism?

01:53:49.000 We're in danger.

01:53:50.000 Like, we're going to get killed.

01:53:54.000 Maamo used to have tons of Jews.

01:53:56.000 There's none there anymore.

01:53:57.000 I watched this guy get into it.

01:54:00.000 Oh, but on a more lighter note, you got to look up this video called Wecon the World.

01:54:06.000 It was after, it was from like 10 years ago.

01:54:09.000 And it was like after the Turkish, you know, where they sent the aid flotilla to Gaza, which was empty and didn't actually have any aid in it.

01:54:20.000 And then when the Israelis went to go raid and look to see if they had weapons, they were beaten like half to death.

01:54:30.000 So they made this parody video of the song We Are the World called We Con the World.

01:54:35.000 You gotta find it.

01:54:36.000 You'd actually like it.

01:54:37.000 Dude, I've got to do something about your voice.

01:54:39.000 What are you talking about?

01:54:40.000 You're constantly cracking your voice.

01:54:43.000 You sound like the teenager in the fifth.

01:54:45.000 Oh, sorry.

01:54:48.000 Sorry.

01:54:48.000 No, it's fine.

01:54:49.000 Did you hear what I said?

01:54:50.000 Yes.

01:54:51.000 I have said we're still making fun of you, though.

01:54:53.000 I haven't pulled up.

01:54:55.000 But is there anything you wanted to say about that Arbidine Imam Julus thing in Queens?

01:55:00.000 Because I haven't pulled up.

01:55:02.000 Is it just weird?

01:55:03.000 No, just.

01:55:04.000 No, I'm just saying, like, they're hitting themselves and no social distancing.

01:55:09.000 And the media didn't cover it.

01:55:12.000 True.

01:55:15.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.

01:55:17.000 You're talking about that voice.

01:55:24.000 There, that's better.

01:55:25.000 The feeling is very funny.

01:55:27.000 Maybe I should just mudge it now.

01:55:46.000 Pretty big.

01:55:51.000 Because Queensland was culturally diverse.

01:55:55.000 Because you got all the Koreans there.

01:55:57.000 Probably.

01:55:58.000 Right?

01:55:58.000 Yeah.

01:55:59.000 I had this guy call me and he's like, hey man, I have a Muslim who wants to join Proud Boys and he's concerned about what you said.

01:56:04.000 And you have anything I should tell him?

01:56:07.000 I was like, I don't know.

01:56:08.000 Why don't you ask him why his prophet fucked a nine-year-old?

01:56:11.000 It's pretty good.

01:56:12.000 Yeah, we'll start there.

01:56:14.000 I got a question first.

01:56:15.000 It's not really my job to make sure Muslims feel okay in the Proud Boys.

01:56:23.000 What am I looking at now?

01:56:24.000 This is the We Con the World parody.

01:56:31.000 When we need to make a show for the world, the web and CNN.

01:56:39.000 Hollywood, we call it.

01:56:40.000 There's no Palestinian show some fucking child getting murdered.

01:56:45.000 What we can do is create the greatest blood for all.

01:56:54.000 We must go on, pretending day by day That in Gaza.

01:57:02.000 This crisis, hunger, and plague.

01:57:05.000 That was my biggest beef when I was in Israel.

01:57:07.000 I was like, you guys are too kind.

01:57:10.000 They have a Muslim area in fucking Israel.

01:57:15.000 And you know what they do there?

01:57:16.000 They bitch about the roads being less good than in the Jewish parts of town.

01:57:21.000 Don't they have a seat in their parliament or something?

01:57:23.000 Yes, there's Muslims in parliament.

01:57:25.000 Does it go the other way?

01:57:27.000 Of course, fucking not.

01:57:30.000 Israelis can't be in Gaza at all.

01:57:38.000 We're peaceful travelers with guns and our own knives.

01:57:41.000 That is pretty funny.

01:57:43.000 All right.

01:57:43.000 How are we doing for time here?

01:57:44.000 We're down to last minute.

01:57:47.000 Last call.

01:57:48.000 New caller, Michelle Troy Duffy.

01:57:51.000 This is a three-namer first-time caller.

01:57:58.000 Yo.

01:58:01.000 Hello?

01:58:02.000 Hello?

01:58:03.000 You sound like Siri.

01:58:05.000 Oh, no.

01:58:07.000 No, I'm not.

01:58:08.000 I'm not a three-namer.

01:58:09.000 I'm Michelle, and my subject was Troy Duffy.

01:58:12.000 Oh, I see.

01:58:14.000 Oh.

01:58:15.000 Okay.

01:58:16.000 And Ryan, that's gross.

01:58:19.000 I think it was a female comedian you guys were talking about.

01:58:23.000 I think.

01:58:24.000 That's sounding more familiar.

01:58:26.000 Yeah.

01:58:27.000 Yeah, blonde, maybe.

01:58:30.000 I don't remember.

01:58:31.000 Crappers.

01:58:32.000 Anyway, have you heard of the movie Boondock Saints?

01:58:36.000 Yes.

01:58:37.000 Billy Connolly's in it.

01:58:39.000 Okay.

01:58:40.000 Yeah, so good.

01:58:42.000 All right.

01:58:43.000 Do you know anything about the guy who wrote it, Troy Duffy?

01:58:46.000 Yeah, wasn't he a nut bar who ruined his career by being an asshole?

01:58:52.000 Well, kind of, yeah.

01:58:54.000 But he blamed it on Harvey Weinstein.

01:58:57.000 See, I'm watching, I started the G-M-O-L, G-O-M-L, yeah, that's right.

01:59:04.000 From the beginning, and right now you're talking about Harvey Weinstein a lot, so it just crossed my mind that he had done this documentary.

01:59:13.000 And in the documentary, he, I think it was the premiere of his movie, and he was standing outside on the sidewalk in front of the building, and a car had jumped the curb.

01:59:25.000 And he said that that was Harvey Weinstein that he'd hired somebody to kill him.

01:59:32.000 Which I remember seeing that documentary and thinking, what a fucking dumb lunatic.

01:59:38.000 And now that doesn't sound so crazy.

01:59:46.000 Right?

01:59:46.000 Yeah.

01:59:47.000 Well, like I said, as I was watching it, it was like so relevant.

01:59:53.000 And so I thought I would call in and talk about that.

01:59:56.000 And also something you had said, I think it was the Columbus Day episode, 2017.

02:00:02.000 It was like the best comparison.

02:00:04.000 You said that talking to me in between...

02:00:07.000 Sorry.

02:00:08.000 Thanks for watching.

02:00:09.000 It was like having a staring contest with an owl.

02:00:12.000 Wait, one more time?

02:00:14.000 I was like, that was brilliant.

02:00:16.000 One more time.

02:00:16.000 You said that talking to Antifa women was like having a staring contest with an owl.

02:00:26.000 Yeah.

02:00:27.000 I love that.

02:00:28.000 That was great.

02:00:29.000 I've already used it.

02:00:31.000 It's great.

02:00:32.000 I appreciate that.

02:00:34.000 All right.

02:00:34.000 Well, thanks for calling.

02:00:35.000 And yeah, this is why we have to stop poo-pooing these alleged conspiracy theorists and say, well, maybe they have a point.

02:00:46.000 I appreciate that you're out there researching something and making accusations because a lot of the times they're true.

02:00:56.000 Well, thank you, but thank yourself as well because you are inspiring me.

02:01:03.000 All right.

02:01:04.000 Thanks for calling.

02:01:04.000 Like you more than a friend.

02:01:08.000 We got some loose ends tied up here.

02:01:10.000 Oh, good.

02:01:11.000 We do.

02:01:12.000 Let's see.

02:01:13.000 So here we go.

02:01:14.000 He's on the Federalist.

02:01:15.000 There we go.

02:01:16.000 That's what I was looking for.

02:01:18.000 Thank you.

02:01:18.000 I'm so glad.

02:01:19.000 Who sent that in?

02:01:21.000 The person that sent that in is JV.

02:01:24.000 Thank you, JV.

02:01:25.000 Thank you, sir.

02:01:28.000 Whitmer kidnapping plot.

02:01:30.000 Whitmer kidnapping plot may have been an FBI entrapment of a bunch of crack.

02:01:35.000 Exactly.

02:01:37.000 A recent thwarted plan to take Michigan Democrat Governor Gretchen Whitmer could have been an FBI entrapment.

02:01:44.000 A defense attorney suggested on Tuesday for one of six men charged with conspiracy kidnap.

02:01:49.000 Scott Graham argued in court.

02:01:52.000 There's no real plan to capture Whitney.

02:01:54.000 The accused were merely acting as militia wannabes who engage in a big talk between crackpots.

02:02:00.000 Blah, blah, blah.

02:02:01.000 Let's see the FBI guy, though.

02:02:04.000 Let's see.

02:02:06.000 Scott Graham specifically asked Task about his testimony.

02:02:10.000 Keep going down.

02:02:12.000 Graham argued in court that it was the FBI's own informant involved with this group that was actively encouraging the others to engage in illegal activity.

02:02:22.000 Now, again, these others were not fucking Proud Boys.

02:02:26.000 They were Antifa.

02:02:28.000 But that still doesn't absolve the FBI of entrapping morons and convincing them to get involved in a kidnapping plot.

02:02:36.000 Anyway, they had that same, remember the Newberg Sting?

02:02:40.000 It was a documentary that's close to where I grew up there, but they had the same thing.

02:02:45.000 It was the FBI, what's it called?

02:02:49.000 They pretty much stirred and created this whole thing.

02:02:51.000 It was just a bunch of retards, and they entrapped them and made them buy missiles and shit.

02:02:57.000 Buy missiles.

02:02:58.000 Yeah, or RPG.

02:03:00.000 What do you think of all this, Trump?

02:03:01.000 You're not a nice person.

02:03:04.000 Get fired.

02:03:05.000 Get in trouble.

02:03:06.000 Be brave.

02:03:06.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 21, 2020

GOML LIVE #69 - JOHNNY ROTTEN IS MAGA

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