Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 09, 2019


GOML LIVE #7 - I'M A PUSSY


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 6 minutes

Words per Minute

170.14049

Word Count

11,303

Sentence Count

1,266

Misogynist Sentences

37

Hate Speech Sentences

53


Summary

Comedian and actor Ryan Higa ( ) joins Jemele to discuss a variety of topics, including how to deal with a hangover, a broken computer, and why you should drink more water after a night of drinking.


Transcript

00:00:43.000 That was the Mr. T Experience, Gilman Street.
00:00:50.000 They had a, that's about the place, and I guess it's Berkeley where Green Day and all those bands came out of.
00:00:56.000 Rancid.
00:00:57.000 You know, when I was a young man, we scoffed at Rancid as a clash rip-off.
00:01:02.000 And now I listen to them and I go, what a bunch of gay little snobs we were.
00:01:07.000 Oh, shoot, I didn't start this with the first sentence.
00:01:11.000 You want to start now?
00:01:15.000 I'm a pussy.
00:01:17.000 I knew today was going to be sparring, and I had nightmares all night.
00:01:21.000 By the way, you see this thing holding up my computer?
00:01:24.000 I come into the studio.
00:01:26.000 Ryan has my computer face down, and he's washing the bottom of it, thinking he's doing a good thing.
00:01:31.000 I'm helping out.
00:01:32.000 And I go, what are you doing?
00:01:33.000 He goes, it left a black mark whenever you moved your computer.
00:01:36.000 So I'm just washing the bottom of it so that won't be a problem.
00:01:39.000 And then I pick my computer up and it falls down now if I don't have this hard drive there.
00:01:43.000 Look at this.
00:01:44.000 Blop.
00:01:45.000 Blop.
00:01:46.000 Thanks for helping out, guy.
00:01:47.000 Thanks for washing the bottom of something.
00:01:50.000 I do feel bad, but I meant well.
00:01:53.000 Oh, that's all that matters.
00:01:55.000 Yeah.
00:01:55.000 It's okay.
00:01:56.000 He meant well, folks.
00:01:58.000 So you can break a $3,000 piece of machinery as long as your heart's in the right place.
00:02:03.000 I have a fixed thing.
00:02:03.000 I'm not wrecking this fucking hard drive by using it as a prop.
00:02:07.000 We've got to come up with a better solution.
00:02:08.000 Obviously, you went straight to Amazon and bought me the little crank thing that fixes that problem, right?
00:02:14.000 It's coming.
00:02:15.000 When?
00:02:16.000 Well, check your order on Amazon.
00:02:18.000 Oh, no, no.
00:02:19.000 You don't understand.
00:02:20.000 Oh, so you didn't order it yet?
00:02:21.000 No.
00:02:22.000 But you think you will.
00:02:23.000 I know I will.
00:02:24.000 That's like that Louis C.K. bit where he goes, I was on a plane, I was sitting in first class, and there was a soldier who came on, a Marine, and he has clearly just come back from Afghanistan.
00:02:33.000 And he thought, I'm going to get up and give him my seat because that's just the kind of guy I am.
00:02:38.000 And then he proceeded to feel really good about himself for the duration of the flight, despite not getting up at all.
00:02:44.000 He's proud for himself for having that thought.
00:02:47.000 Yeah.
00:02:48.000 I think I'm a good guy because I had that thought.
00:02:51.000 And I'm not a cunt.
00:02:53.000 When I was watching him, his last special, or maybe his couple specials.
00:02:57.000 They can't hear you so good without that microphone thing.
00:03:00.000 I'm just trying to fix this computer that someone broke.
00:03:00.000 I know.
00:03:03.000 He's just trying to fix a computer that someone broke.
00:03:07.000 Now that looks all weird.
00:03:08.000 Jesus, Brian, you really know how to help out the show, don't you?
00:03:14.000 When I was watching him do that stand-up and he's talking about how he beats off on his girlfriend and his daughter's bed because it's his bed and his kids are gone and it's none of their business.
00:03:22.000 I was just watching going, you're going to get divorced, dude.
00:03:26.000 She's going to use all of this against you.
00:03:28.000 I think his wife is super rich, too, his ex-wife.
00:03:32.000 Can you straighten this TV?
00:03:33.000 It's really bugging me.
00:03:34.000 I can't get into the groove.
00:03:36.000 Having a broken computer doesn't help things.
00:03:39.000 But yeah, I'm a pussy is the first line.
00:03:42.000 And I knew we were sparring the day before.
00:03:45.000 This guy goes, hey, you want to walk around tomorrow a little bit?
00:03:47.000 Which means you want to get in the ring and spar.
00:03:49.000 And I just had nightmares all night.
00:03:52.000 I got too drunk the night before, which is really dumb because a big part of concussions is the lack of water in your brain.
00:04:00.000 And what is a hangover?
00:04:02.000 A hangover is your body is laundering your Nazi image.
00:04:08.000 Your body is washing your blood.
00:04:10.000 The liver is washing your blood.
00:04:11.000 But you need a lot of water to wash blood.
00:04:13.000 So it gets all the water it can.
00:04:15.000 That's why it's good to drink before you go to bed.
00:04:16.000 But then eventually it goes, I'm out of water.
00:04:18.000 I got to start stealing from other organs.
00:04:20.000 And it steals water from your brain to clean your blood.
00:04:23.000 Next thing you know, your brain is dehydrated.
00:04:26.000 And that also means when you get punched, there's less cushion there.
00:04:30.000 There's less moisture.
00:04:31.000 There's less water to there's less water to cushion the blow.
00:04:36.000 So you should hydrate like crazy.
00:04:38.000 I'm telling you something my coach told me 24 hours ago, by the way, and pretending like it's me knowing a lot about boxing.
00:04:43.000 I've known this information for eight hours.
00:04:48.000 That's why you got to really hydrate like crazy before a fight.
00:04:52.000 Man, it's hot in here already, dude.
00:04:54.000 I don't think we can make the whole hour.
00:04:56.000 Getting warm.
00:04:56.000 Getting kind of rough.
00:04:57.000 Yeah.
00:04:58.000 Getting warm.
00:05:00.000 And it would be annoying, right, to have a podcast with air conditioning going?
00:05:06.000 We could try it.
00:05:06.000 We can get feedback from people.
00:05:08.000 Oh, that's a great idea.
00:05:10.000 Okay, well, let's wait.
00:05:10.000 Yeah.
00:05:11.000 Let me suffer with the heat a little more.
00:05:13.000 Okay.
00:05:14.000 And then we'll turn on the AC and take calls at the same time and see what the folks at home think.
00:05:22.000 So I fought a giant man who could fight Mike Tyson.
00:05:26.000 And in his case, I don't get fighting giant men.
00:05:32.000 Because they always go, no, no, you got to go for the body.
00:05:34.000 Go for the body.
00:05:34.000 Get his arms down.
00:05:35.000 Then you get him in the head.
00:05:36.000 I can't get him in the head.
00:05:37.000 What are you doing to the screen?
00:05:39.000 Oh, you forgot again.
00:05:42.000 No, no, that's intentional.
00:05:43.000 It's to make people desire signing up.
00:05:46.000 So when they see GOML, it's in color.
00:05:47.000 They're like, oh, I kind of like that color show.
00:05:50.000 But only people who are signed up can see this.
00:05:54.000 What's that?
00:05:55.000 Wow.
00:05:57.000 It's so jarring to see a Japanese face with such a low IQ.
00:06:02.000 I'm so used to you guys saying, oh, what happens with most electrons is they get stuck by the nucleus of the cell.
00:06:11.000 So that's why the cancer cells are always changing.
00:06:13.000 It's almost impossible to track their behavior because their behavior is not predictable.
00:06:20.000 Hey, people who are signing up to free speech.tv will see this and go, I got to sign up to free speech.tv.
00:06:26.000 I'm LARPing as a Jap.
00:06:28.000 I'm an Hispanic LARPing as a Japanese person.
00:06:31.000 LARP Rican.
00:06:32.000 Yeah.
00:06:34.000 Yes, folks, please go to free speech.tv and sign up.
00:06:36.000 It's only 10 bucks a month, and the content is endless.
00:06:38.000 And here's the fun thing about this site is we've barely begun.
00:06:43.000 We've got other people are going to start doing some shows.
00:06:47.000 I'll never stop doing the shows.
00:06:48.000 You'll always get quality G-Dog.
00:06:51.000 But other people are going to start doing shows.
00:06:53.000 And we've got the beta of the app ready.
00:06:56.000 And the app, everyone's been saying, I want to be able to download episodes like I can with the podcast.
00:07:01.000 And background play.
00:07:03.000 And yes, it'll have all of that.
00:07:05.000 So if you just listen to it on the way to work, you'll be able to download the audio, listen to it in your car, and totally rock and roll.
00:07:13.000 Which is tricky, though, because once someone can download something, they can share it.
00:07:17.000 Oh, I know.
00:07:18.000 It's like you download it, but you can only hear it within the app.
00:07:21.000 So you download it to part of the app.
00:07:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:24.000 So that way you could do other things with it and yada yada.
00:07:27.000 Thanks, Ryan.
00:07:28.000 Background plays?
00:07:29.000 So yeah, fought the giant guy.
00:07:30.000 I don't know what to do with them.
00:07:32.000 I cannot get up there.
00:07:32.000 The head is too high up.
00:07:34.000 I hit the body.
00:07:35.000 But when they're kind of fat, I'm told it hurts them.
00:07:37.000 I don't feel like it hurts them.
00:07:39.000 Sometimes the head will be open.
00:07:42.000 There's all this stuff they say.
00:07:42.000 But I don't know.
00:07:43.000 Like, here's what you do.
00:07:44.000 You pop a jab, fake jab, right?
00:07:46.000 And then you change it into a hook.
00:07:48.000 So when you go to pop the jab, they go to knock it down.
00:07:50.000 Your hand's gone and it's circling around for a left hook.
00:07:53.000 That sounds great.
00:07:55.000 Sounds great on paper.
00:07:57.000 When I try it, he hits the fake and deeks out the left hook.
00:08:03.000 So can't fight him.
00:08:05.000 Then I fight this black kid who's been boxing regularly.
00:08:10.000 All these guys have records.
00:08:12.000 I don't mean criminal records.
00:08:13.000 I mean like they have 4-0 or 12-10 or something.
00:08:16.000 Like pro fights.
00:08:18.000 Or maybe amateur.
00:08:21.000 So I'm fighting him, and he's so confident that he says, you want me to go South Power or Orthodox?
00:08:25.000 I can do both.
00:08:27.000 You don't want to hear that.
00:08:28.000 I guess Orthodox.
00:08:30.000 And then I fought this old Irish fucking fireman who never gets tired.
00:08:35.000 Is that all I fought?
00:08:38.000 You said three people.
00:08:39.000 Yeah.
00:08:40.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:41.000 Wait, did I only fight?
00:08:42.000 I definitely did three different guys.
00:08:45.000 You.
00:08:46.000 Guys?
00:08:47.000 I did three different guys.
00:08:50.000 So yeah, I had nightmares all night knowing that was coming.
00:08:52.000 But then on the way to the gym, I thought, I'm right to be scared.
00:08:56.000 Because one pop to the ribs, your ribs are broken, and your life is 5% worse for two months.
00:09:03.000 It's exactly as bad as having shingles.
00:09:06.000 And I know of a friend of my wife, she didn't take the kids to camp this week because she had shingles.
00:09:11.000 I'm like, shingles?
00:09:12.000 I got shingles all the time.
00:09:13.000 It's called a broken rib.
00:09:15.000 Shingles isn't that bad.
00:09:17.000 It feels like a miniature horseshoe crab is gripping onto your skin.
00:09:23.000 Ew.
00:09:24.000 For a while.
00:09:26.000 We've got new shirts.
00:09:28.000 I like your new sunglasses.
00:09:30.000 We've got more shirts coming, too.
00:09:31.000 Lots is happening with FreeSpeech.tv.
00:09:33.000 But maybe I should just rewind, tell people a brief version of the story again so you get the context of I like your new sunglasses.
00:09:42.000 I'll try to keep it short and sweet.
00:09:43.000 This is just, and for those of you familiar with the story, it's like hearing the stones do satisfaction.
00:09:48.000 Dan, dang, I like your new sunglasses.
00:09:51.000 So wait, how does your story start?
00:09:54.000 What do you mean?
00:09:55.000 Like the first couple of words.
00:09:57.000 So I knew this friend of mine, junkie friend of mine.
00:09:59.000 Junkies are gay.
00:10:01.000 Woo!
00:10:02.000 People start going crazy as soon as you start saying that.
00:10:06.000 Seinfeld says, I want to hear your greatest hits every time you do a comedy show.
00:10:10.000 Yeah, he says a lot of.
00:10:10.000 Interesting.
00:10:11.000 And Ricky Gerais said, what?
00:10:13.000 So I just keep doing the same jokes and then filtering out ones that aren't doing well until I'm just the stones' greatest hits.
00:10:20.000 Wow.
00:10:20.000 I don't know.
00:10:21.000 I mean, I get it with the stones.
00:10:22.000 I would want to hear all the hits.
00:10:24.000 But with a comedian, I don't want to hear the same joke ever again.
00:10:27.000 Yeah.
00:10:28.000 You gotta do a new set every year.
00:10:30.000 Anyway.
00:10:32.000 So junkies are so, Why are they like, hi, what's going on, you guys?
00:10:41.000 I have a disturbing theory that that's how we all are deep down.
00:10:44.000 I don't mean sucking dicks or any of that, but being really sort of, hey guys, is kind of how we would be if we were totally and utterly self-indulgent.
00:10:54.000 And the proof is when we're wasted, we act kind of gay.
00:11:00.000 Like, hey, man.
00:11:02.000 Whoa.
00:11:03.000 Oh, my God.
00:11:04.000 You guys are so boring.
00:11:06.000 It's like, boring police.
00:11:08.000 You're the mayor of Cupcakeville.
00:11:14.000 Bro, I type in, I Google image search, gay or junkie, and there's you on the first page.
00:11:21.000 Are you kidding?
00:11:22.000 No.
00:11:23.000 That sounds like a joke.
00:11:25.000 It's not.
00:11:26.000 Where am I?
00:11:26.000 Look.
00:11:27.000 Oh, geez.
00:11:27.000 There you go.
00:11:31.000 That is so crazy to me.
00:11:33.000 Oh, Cafe Con Leslie.
00:11:33.000 What site is that?
00:11:35.000 You just type in gay or junkie, and then you see.
00:11:38.000 That's like being in the dictionary under gay.
00:11:41.000 Or junkie.
00:11:42.000 You Google image, gay or junkie, you're on the front page.
00:11:46.000 That's funny.
00:11:48.000 What does my hat say?
00:11:50.000 Let me see.
00:11:51.000 Says, Obama bin, Osama bin Laden, basically a fucking asshole.
00:11:56.000 Can't see it right there.
00:11:57.000 Oh, it says, Osama bin Laden is basically like a fucking asshole.
00:12:00.000 I remember having that hat made.
00:12:01.000 Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
00:12:02.000 Also, I had a shirt made that had Hitler's face, and it said, jerk.
00:12:07.000 Nice.
00:12:09.000 That probably couldn't do today.
00:12:10.000 That's probably still offensive somehow.
00:12:12.000 Maybe.
00:12:13.000 Like, did you see that new Tycho Wandanda?
00:12:16.000 That director who did Thor Ragnarok, the Kiwi, Jewish, Polynesian, Maori.
00:12:23.000 He's got this new movie out where he's an imaginary friend of a little German kid, and he's Hitler.
00:12:30.000 And so they're clearly not saying Hitler's cool, but the posters all say, satire!
00:12:35.000 It's satire against hate!
00:12:37.000 Like on the actual movie poster, they have to write, satire against hate!
00:12:41.000 It's an anti-hate movie.
00:12:43.000 God, we're such pussies.
00:12:46.000 Yeah, dude, we know when we saw that Hitler was on a mainstream movie poster that it was not a pro-Hitler movie.
00:12:53.000 How did we get so fucking dumb?
00:12:57.000 Look, an anti-hate satire.
00:13:00.000 I swear to God, I'm not pro-Hitler.
00:13:02.000 Yeah, we know, dude.
00:13:04.000 Calm down.
00:13:10.000 White supremacy.
00:13:11.000 I saw a Tucker thing the other day, and he did a whole montage of Beto O'Rourke talking about how we have to stop white supremacy, and Kamala Harris talking about the latent white supremacy in this country, and white supremacy, white supremacy.
00:13:24.000 It's like 207 guys total in a country of, what are we, 360 million?
00:13:33.000 So way less than albino skaters.
00:13:40.000 Okay?
00:13:41.000 If you held a Klan rally anywhere in the world and could guarantee anonymity, sorry, anywhere in America and could guarantee anonymity, and you flew them there, you might get 212, maybe?
00:13:57.000 A few people show up out of curiosity.
00:13:59.000 It's not a fucking thing.
00:14:01.000 It's not natural.
00:14:02.000 People are too lazy to be racist.
00:14:05.000 If I meet a cool black guy, what am I going to do?
00:14:08.000 Deny myself?
00:14:09.000 Sorry.
00:14:10.000 Hey, man.
00:14:11.000 Oh, you like 70s punk and stuff?
00:14:13.000 And you like NWA and you like boxing and you're into the Mets?
00:14:18.000 Yeah.
00:14:18.000 Hey, you're sitting here bored at a bar.
00:14:20.000 Want to talk?
00:14:21.000 No, thank you.
00:14:22.000 I don't talk to blacks.
00:14:24.000 That's one of my rules.
00:14:30.000 The next question from the guy would be, why?
00:14:34.000 Hey, I'm a black guy who has a degree in accounting, and I can save you guys way more than my salary in tax.
00:14:41.000 So you pay me like 80K, I'll definitely save you 120K.
00:14:45.000 So me walking into this room, you starting to pay me, me becoming an employee here is a $40,000 profit for you.
00:14:52.000 You're $40,000 up.
00:14:54.000 And you HR person who hired me, you're going to be in the boss's good books because the $40K I save you in tax this year is just the tip of the iceberg.
00:15:00.000 I'm going to keep saving money.
00:15:02.000 And the guy goes, no, thank you.
00:15:05.000 We don't hire black people here.
00:15:06.000 It's one of my rules.
00:15:09.000 Well, your rules are retarded.
00:15:12.000 And rare.
00:15:13.000 And archaic.
00:15:15.000 I got this tucker clip.
00:15:15.000 And archaic.
00:15:17.000 Is this?
00:15:17.000 And bizarre.
00:15:18.000 Like, say you're at a dinner party.
00:15:19.000 Say everyone's sitting around getting to know each other.
00:15:23.000 And you like my gym.
00:15:26.000 Say we all went for a happy hour.
00:15:28.000 And the guy's like, hey, I work in sanitation.
00:15:29.000 Oh, yeah, I'm a lawyer.
00:15:30.000 Oh, that's different.
00:15:31.000 Oh, I'm gay.
00:15:32.000 Oh, okay.
00:15:34.000 I'm actually in a relationship with two chicks.
00:15:36.000 We live together.
00:15:37.000 What the fuck?
00:15:38.000 That's not going to last.
00:15:39.000 I'm a racist who hates Jews.
00:15:43.000 That's the end of the happy hour.
00:15:45.000 No one goes, oh, yeah, I've heard of you guys.
00:15:47.000 Yeah, you're really common.
00:15:48.000 Beto Roor, Camela Harris.
00:15:49.000 Politicians talk about you guys all the time.
00:15:51.000 Apparently, you represent about half the country, so I shouldn't be alarmed.
00:15:54.000 You should be considered normal.
00:15:56.000 Like they call half the country a Nazi and deny that being a Nazi is the end of your life, the end of your career, the end of your kids' life.
00:16:07.000 So how could it be so mainstream, yet so dangerous?
00:16:12.000 Explain that little hole in the plot.
00:16:15.000 And speaking of holes in the plot, they're talking about proud boys on trial right now, Big J and Max.
00:16:21.000 And they go, some black dude says, yeah, people are curious about John, what's his name, Hawkins?
00:16:28.000 I forget his name.
00:16:28.000 It's just Big J to me.
00:16:31.000 Black wife and black kids.
00:16:32.000 And what happens there, the reason that these racists sleep with black women is they see them as a commodity.
00:16:39.000 And it shows power over them that they have to have sex with this person.
00:16:44.000 So they're like a slave, a sex slave.
00:16:47.000 And John doesn't just bang his wife.
00:16:51.000 She's not like locked in a cage, a sex cage.
00:16:54.000 They are two best pals.
00:16:58.000 They party together.
00:16:59.000 She told him to join the club.
00:17:01.000 They're friends.
00:17:03.000 I've hung out with them before.
00:17:05.000 They're buddies.
00:17:06.000 She's not a commodity.
00:17:07.000 And how demeaning is that to her to say, you're just some dumb bitch that doesn't realize she's a sex slave?
00:17:13.000 They said about my wife, too.
00:17:14.000 They said, it's a commodification.
00:17:17.000 It's very complicated.
00:17:18.000 And it's weird because you go, this guy's a racist.
00:17:21.000 Oh, he's married to a black woman or he's married to an American Indian.
00:17:24.000 I guess my theory's wrong.
00:17:26.000 No, they don't do that.
00:17:27.000 They go, it's actually my theory just became more complicated.
00:17:30.000 Now, my theory is that these guys commodify women of color as some sort of trophies, like a hunting trophy.
00:17:39.000 You know, they say the same thing about Owen Benjamin and his wife.
00:17:41.000 say she's held captive and he's forcing her to make babies.
00:17:44.000 It's just...
00:17:49.000 That's what?
00:17:50.000 Sex trafficking, kidnapping?
00:17:52.000 Yeah, kid making, kid force-having.
00:17:56.000 It's just ridiculous.
00:17:57.000 So no matter, you know, wives of color or not.
00:18:01.000 It's just not very scientific.
00:18:02.000 If you have a theory in science and you are, the experiment goes the wrong way, you go, oh, that's funny.
00:18:09.000 I thought mold, I thought bacteria couldn't survive in stomach acid.
00:18:14.000 Yes, it can.
00:18:15.000 Oh, okay.
00:18:15.000 So ulcers exist.
00:18:16.000 That's how they discovered ulcers.
00:18:17.000 It was actually an accident.
00:18:19.000 They said, well, it can't be a bacteria that's causing this hole in their stomach because it wouldn't be able to survive the stomach acid.
00:18:25.000 And then the guy put the bacteria in stomach acid in a petri dish.
00:18:29.000 I think it was Australian.
00:18:30.000 I think it was an Australian Scot.
00:18:32.000 Everyone was Scottish who invented something.
00:18:35.000 And he left the Petri dish there over the weekend.
00:18:38.000 And then he ended up having to take the next couple days off.
00:18:41.000 This kid was sick, had an ulcer.
00:18:43.000 And then he came back and the bacteria was still alive in the stomach acid.
00:18:47.000 And he went, holy shit.
00:18:50.000 An ulcer is bacteria.
00:18:52.000 It just can survive stomach acid.
00:18:54.000 Who knew?
00:18:55.000 And that changed.
00:18:56.000 We stopped having the operation where you sew up the hole.
00:18:59.000 Now you take pills and kill the bacteria.
00:19:01.000 Take antibiotics.
00:19:02.000 Nice.
00:19:04.000 So, but that's not the way the left works with their accusations.
00:19:07.000 They come back, they see the bacteria still alive in the stomach acid, and they just take a fork and kill it.
00:19:14.000 There we go.
00:19:14.000 I'm right.
00:19:15.000 I'm still right.
00:19:17.000 I win.
00:19:18.000 Show me the race montage.
00:19:21.000 Oh, I don't think that was the montage.
00:19:22.000 That was, here, let me see.
00:19:25.000 It's him just saying white supremacy is a hoax.
00:19:27.000 If you were to assemble a list, A hierarchy of concerns, of problems this country faces.
00:19:33.000 Where would white supremacy be on the list?
00:19:35.000 Right up there with Russia.
00:19:36.000 Number a million.
00:19:37.000 It's actually not a real problem in America.
00:19:40.000 The combined membership of every white supremacist organization in this country would be able to fit inside a college football stadium?
00:19:46.000 No way.
00:19:47.000 Seriously.
00:19:48.000 This country.
00:19:48.000 Maybe elsewhere.
00:19:49.000 The American country is getting poorer, where the suicide rate is spiking.
00:19:54.000 White supremacy, that's the problem.
00:19:55.000 This is a hoax.
00:19:57.000 Just like the Russia hoax.
00:19:58.000 It's a conspiracy theory used to divide the country and keep a hold on power.
00:20:03.000 That's exactly what's going on.
00:20:04.000 Yes.
00:20:05.000 And it's also used to silence your opponents.
00:20:07.000 Like they call me that, so I'll get out of their hair and get banned from social media and I can't defend myself or argue with them.
00:20:13.000 And then, because I'm out of the argument, people can slowly pollute the minds of your friends.
00:20:18.000 Like Joe Rogan the other day sounds like he's getting unpilled.
00:20:24.000 Where he's like, maybe Gavin is Satan.
00:20:26.000 I don't know.
00:20:26.000 I just had him on my show.
00:20:27.000 I thought he was a funny guy.
00:20:29.000 Like, I've hung out with Joe a bunch of times.
00:20:31.000 I've gone to, he's got me tickets for fights.
00:20:32.000 I've gone backstage with him at comedy shows, so he knows who I am.
00:20:37.000 But I can't communicate with him.
00:20:38.000 He used to talk by Twitter.
00:20:39.000 And now he's got all these other little rasputins in his ear.
00:20:42.000 He's like, maybe he is trying to launder his evil image.
00:20:46.000 That's how he works.
00:20:47.000 Not a badass man.
00:20:48.000 Maybe he's just a bad man.
00:20:50.000 All of these lies they say about anyone who isn't alt-left, they're all about control.
00:20:56.000 It's not about the truth.
00:20:57.000 That's why when they see John has a black wife and black kids, they don't go, oh, shit.
00:21:01.000 They don't give a shit about John.
00:21:03.000 They know he's not racist.
00:21:04.000 That's not what it's about.
00:21:05.000 It's about depersoning someone.
00:21:07.000 Anyway, I'm getting too political.
00:21:13.000 You should put the calls on the screen.
00:21:14.000 Let's try it.
00:21:16.000 Let's try putting on the AC and see how much it annoys people.
00:21:20.000 It's behind.
00:21:23.000 According to the AC, it's only 74 in here.
00:21:26.000 What are we, Eskimos?
00:21:28.000 I'm going to try pointing the mic away from the AC.
00:21:32.000 You want to take a call from Brett?
00:21:34.000 Sure, let's take a call from Brett.
00:21:37.000 Hey there, Brett.
00:21:40.000 I can't hear him.
00:21:41.000 Hey.
00:21:43.000 Hi, Brett.
00:21:44.000 How you doing?
00:21:46.000 Hey, good.
00:21:47.000 How are you guys doing?
00:21:48.000 Great, great.
00:21:51.000 I wanted to talk about that shooting.
00:21:53.000 Dude, that manifesto is so fucking weird.
00:21:56.000 Did you read that?
00:21:58.000 Is this the El Paso Walmart racist guy or the Antifa guy?
00:22:03.000 Yeah.
00:22:04.000 Yeah, it was about the El Paso.
00:22:07.000 It was literally the exact same thing as the Christ church shooter.
00:22:13.000 Oh, really?
00:22:13.000 Same kind of Muslims are invading, Mexicans are a problem.
00:22:19.000 Mexicans are a problem, right?
00:22:20.000 But he just exchanged the Mexican for the Muslims.
00:22:24.000 Or the Muslims for the Mexicans.
00:22:26.000 I don't think that people understand that he wasn't a white supremacist.
00:22:30.000 He didn't say anything about whites being better than a certain race.
00:22:34.000 He just is crazy about what is that called?
00:22:37.000 Like that Yang theory.
00:22:38.000 You know what I'm talking about?
00:22:39.000 With the corporations?
00:22:41.000 No.
00:22:44.000 It's about like corporations are going to take over and shit like that, and they're doing something to the environment, and all our jobs are going to be taken over by robots.
00:22:44.000 No?
00:22:54.000 Yeah, so he's like an anti-globalist guy.
00:22:56.000 Yeah, every time there's any kind of similarity on the right, like, oh, this guy is anti-globalist, so are Nazis.
00:23:03.000 Ergo, they're the same person.
00:23:05.000 He's a Nazi.
00:23:08.000 Right, but he didn't even sound right-wing.
00:23:10.000 Like, he was pro-UBI, like universal basic income and universal health care.
00:23:16.000 How is that a right-wing idea?
00:23:18.000 That's interesting.
00:23:19.000 You know, the mosque shooter in Quebec was also really worried about the environment and the world's water supply, but no one pinned environmentalists to him.
00:23:32.000 So weird.
00:23:33.000 I think they call themselves like eco-fascist or something.
00:23:37.000 All right, we're going to read it out here.
00:23:38.000 Thanks for calling.
00:23:39.000 And one more thing.
00:23:41.000 He said that, oh, man.
00:23:43.000 What was it going to say?
00:23:45.000 Never mind.
00:23:46.000 All right.
00:23:46.000 I'll let you guys go.
00:23:47.000 Thank thing we didn't hang up.
00:23:49.000 The intendee, this is from the guys' manifesto, all right?
00:23:55.000 Wait a minute.
00:23:56.000 So that one party, of course, was the Democratic Party.
00:23:59.000 Although Crucius, we are talking about Crucius, right?
00:24:02.000 Has anyone read the El Paso Manifesto?
00:24:04.000 Yes.
00:24:06.000 Although Crucius had little use for Republicans, he was most angry about what he had seen in the recent Democratic presidential debates.
00:24:13.000 They intend to use open borders, free health care for illegals, citizenship, and more to enact a political coup by importing and legalizing millions of new voters.
00:24:20.000 So he's an anti-DNC guy.
00:24:22.000 With policies like these, the Hispanic support for Democrats will likely become nearly unanimous in the future.
00:24:27.000 The heavy Hispanic population will make Texas a stronghold.
00:24:30.000 Losing Texas and a few other states with heavy Hispanic population to the Democrats is all it would take for them to win nearly every presidential election.
00:24:39.000 Although the Republican Party is also terrible, many factions within the Republican Party are pro-corporation.
00:24:45.000 Pro-corporation equals pro-immigration.
00:24:47.000 So he's against Republicans, too.
00:24:49.000 He's against corporations.
00:24:51.000 This guy's all over the map politically.
00:24:52.000 The caller is right.
00:24:55.000 Also, callers at home, how are we doing with this AC?
00:24:58.000 Is it bothering you?
00:25:00.000 Well, we could ask Tom.
00:25:03.000 Can you get me a drink?
00:25:04.000 I'm a little parched.
00:25:05.000 Sure.
00:25:05.000 Hey, Tom, you're on.
00:25:09.000 Hey, Gavin.
00:25:10.000 I just wanted to talk about, I seem a thing where the Blue State had voted to give their Electoral College votes the popular vote winner.
00:25:22.000 And I'm just picturing all the Blue States pulling their fucking hair out when Trump wins the popular vote in 2020.
00:25:28.000 It kind of writes itself.
00:25:29.000 I figured you guys could talk about that.
00:25:31.000 Yeah, do you remember before, during the election, they said, hey, don't go bitching about the fucking Electoral College when you lose, bitch, because that's un-American.
00:25:41.000 And then Trump won and they went, we've got to question the Electoral College.
00:25:45.000 I'm not sure that works.
00:25:47.000 Remember that super lame commercial Bob Odenkirk and all these other famous people did?
00:25:54.000 What's the word I'm looking for?
00:25:55.000 Imploring the Electoral College voters Not to go with their district's vote.
00:26:02.000 Anyway, this is getting too political.
00:26:04.000 Let's go.
00:26:04.000 Who's next?
00:26:06.000 We got.
00:26:07.000 Uh-uh.
00:26:09.000 Cole, the Mets or Milo.
00:26:11.000 Something about Milo Mets.
00:26:12.000 What is better than Gatorade?
00:26:14.000 Holy shit.
00:26:16.000 I know how vampires feel when they drink blood.
00:26:18.000 The way it just...
00:26:20.000 It cools you down when it's super cold, and you just feel...
00:26:30.000 Possible.
00:26:32.000 I feel like Electro now.
00:26:34.000 Oh, shit.
00:26:35.000 Well, Cole, you're on the line with ElectroGav.
00:26:42.000 He's there.
00:26:42.000 Cole, don't make it.
00:26:43.000 He's just super shy.
00:26:46.000 Come on.
00:26:47.000 Come on, buddy.
00:26:48.000 Come on.
00:26:49.000 You can do it.
00:26:51.000 Hey.
00:26:52.000 Jevin.
00:26:52.000 Hey.
00:26:54.000 Who sucks more cock, Milo or the Mets?
00:26:59.000 I think you're talking about a Mets from maybe two weeks ago.
00:27:03.000 Because the Mets of the past two weeks, I don't know what their winning streak is, but what is it, nine games?
00:27:09.000 Did we win last night?
00:27:12.000 We almost have the wild card, my friend.
00:27:14.000 I think we're two games away from a wild card.
00:27:16.000 I'm just looking at some games here.
00:27:17.000 I'm seeing Mets 13, Pirates 2, Marlins 2, Mets 6, Marlins 0, Mets 5, 5-4 Mets with the Marlins.
00:27:26.000 The Nationals is tomorrow, but I just see nothing but winning, my friend.
00:27:31.000 Well, he's gone.
00:27:33.000 See, that's the thing about sports guys.
00:27:35.000 I'm new to sports.
00:27:37.000 And I guess I'm coming at it from more of a cultural thing.
00:27:40.000 They don't want to get into the nitty-gritty.
00:27:41.000 They just want to say, fuck you.
00:27:43.000 And boy, do they say that to the Mets a lot.
00:27:47.000 I was leaving a pub the other day.
00:27:48.000 This old drunk guy, he's maybe 65.
00:27:51.000 I could kill him with one punch.
00:27:53.000 And I'm wearing a Mets jacket.
00:27:55.000 And he says, you will not see the Mets win a World Series in your lifetime.
00:28:01.000 And I just laughed, because it's probably true.
00:28:03.000 But later I thought, wait, was he trying to pick a fight with me?
00:28:07.000 Like, was that a fuck you?
00:28:10.000 It's kind of a direct.
00:28:12.000 We are the punching bag.
00:28:16.000 We got Devin about Trump derangement syndrome, I believe.
00:28:20.000 But it actually says from arrangement syndrome.
00:28:26.000 Trump derangement syndrome.
00:28:28.000 Guys, I think I caught a new strain of this syndrome.
00:28:33.000 And I think I got it in reverse, actually.
00:28:41.000 for Trump was pro-choice, pro-death, uh, anti-death penalty and pro-video game.
00:28:50.000 And now...
00:28:53.000 So, um...
00:28:59.000 Devin, yeah, you getting that echo there?
00:29:00.000 This is getting annoying, dude.
00:29:02.000 What are you doing?
00:29:02.000 It's not his fault.
00:29:03.000 Hold on, one second.
00:29:04.000 Stay with me.
00:29:07.000 Are you hearing an echo?
00:29:08.000 How about now?
00:29:11.000 Yeah, I've been hearing an echo.
00:29:12.000 It's brutal.
00:29:13.000 Ah, that's why everyone sounds so weird.
00:29:16.000 We didn't test it out before.
00:29:19.000 How are you doing now?
00:29:20.000 Better?
00:29:23.000 Yeah.
00:29:24.000 It's gone, right?
00:29:24.000 The echo?
00:29:26.000 The echo is gone.
00:29:27.000 We fixed it.
00:29:28.000 Okay, great.
00:29:29.000 I don't think Trump was anti-death penalty.
00:29:31.000 Didn't he call to bring back the death penalty for the Central Park 5?
00:29:38.000 Didn't he tell him?
00:29:38.000 Don't he is calling for these mass shooters that are going in and blowing up a bunch of kids and whatever.
00:29:45.000 He's calling for the death penalty right away for them.
00:29:49.000 Yeah.
00:29:50.000 Okay, so what's your point?
00:29:51.000 That Trump's deranged because he changed his mind on a bunch of stuff?
00:29:56.000 No, no.
00:29:57.000 I talk to Trump's in reverse.
00:30:00.000 I used to be answering all this shit.
00:30:06.000 Video games.
00:30:08.000 We got to hang up on you, dude.
00:30:09.000 I can't hear you.
00:30:09.000 Hang up.
00:30:10.000 It's just a service issue at this point.
00:30:12.000 Okay, turn it off.
00:30:13.000 We've got to fix everything here.
00:30:13.000 Sorry, sir.
00:30:15.000 I'm not sitting on a show with people who sound like they're calling from Mars.
00:30:19.000 That one was a service thing, I believe.
00:30:21.000 Because then the echo stopped.
00:30:22.000 You sounded great for a while.
00:30:24.000 If we have one more shitty call, I want you to shut down the whole fucking thing.
00:30:28.000 I don't mean this episode.
00:30:29.000 We still have to live, but you have to quit that and restart it.
00:30:32.000 All right, Gabrielle.
00:30:35.000 Hi, Gabrielle.
00:30:36.000 Hey, Gav.
00:30:38.000 So a while back, you had a podcast, and you asked the viewers if we have any controversial opinions.
00:30:46.000 And here's mine.
00:30:50.000 My friends give me crap because I will bring in a cup of soda or whatever I'm drinking while I'm going to the bathroom.
00:30:58.000 And they'll say that apparently when you flush the toilet, there's like little particles, like little shit particles that'll like land in your cup and on your straw.
00:31:07.000 And I think that's bullshit.
00:31:09.000 Everybody gives me crap about it.
00:31:11.000 Everybody says that's disgusting and that's bad.
00:31:13.000 Here's why I think it's bullshit.
00:31:15.000 A, if that were true, everybody would have pink eye.
00:31:17.000 You would have pink eye.
00:31:18.000 Rye Guy would definitely have pink eye.
00:31:20.000 He's a shit eater.
00:31:22.000 And on top of that, why would we allow our toothbrushes to be in the bathroom?
00:31:27.000 That's a brilliant point.
00:31:28.000 You need to get the poo-poo particles all over your toothbrush and then put it in your mouth.
00:31:31.000 Yeah, and when you bring in your drink into the bathroom, those are your own poo-poo particles.
00:31:37.000 Those toothbrushes that are sitting there, they get every single family members and some fat guests.
00:31:42.000 All of their poo-poo particles is on your toothbrush.
00:31:44.000 So your toothbrush would look like someone just shoved it up their ass.
00:31:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:31:52.000 Now, you can't deny, though, that if the bathroom stinks, that it's poo-poo particles that you're getting up your nose.
00:32:01.000 Oh, that's for sure.
00:32:02.000 That's for sure.
00:32:03.000 But my contention would be that these poo-poo particles are so infinitesimally small that it's totally irrelevant.
00:32:13.000 you walking down the street you're eating all kinds of disgusting stuff you better have a But we're all inhaling shit and dust and cum particles everywhere we go.
00:32:26.000 Fucking, you walk by a homeless man and you inhale all of His skin, his dead skin cells, and his dick cheese, and that's just life.
00:32:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:38.000 However, that being said, why are you bringing a drink into the bathroom?
00:32:42.000 I do it.
00:32:45.000 Well, I do a lot of work on the road, so I have to go to fast food spots.
00:32:51.000 So if I have to take a dump before I'm going to go, I'm not going to throw away my cup.
00:32:56.000 And you have nowhere to put it.
00:33:00.000 Right.
00:33:00.000 Unless I want to throw it in the truck and then come back inside to take a dump.
00:33:05.000 Yeah.
00:33:06.000 You won this one, caller.
00:33:06.000 Okay.
00:33:08.000 Thanks for calling.
00:33:08.000 You're right.
00:33:09.000 And in that situation, it's totally reasonable to bring a soda into the bathroom.
00:33:16.000 Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Mark Costanza brought a book into the bathroom and they wouldn't let him return it?
00:33:23.000 I'm not familiar with a Mark Costanza.
00:33:25.000 Oh, what's his name?
00:33:26.000 George Costanza?
00:33:27.000 Yes.
00:33:27.000 Mark Costanza, I think, is the name of the guy who was in that Steal Your Sunshine.
00:33:32.000 Oh, okay.
00:33:33.000 I was lying on the back.
00:33:34.000 I was lying on the bath.
00:33:35.000 Yeah, Lynn.
00:33:36.000 I'm funnies with that guy.
00:33:38.000 He used to deliver Vice back when Vice was newsprint.
00:33:41.000 And I would get some complaints about Toronto.
00:33:44.000 They say, your vice is not really around very much.
00:33:46.000 And I go, really?
00:33:47.000 Shit.
00:33:47.000 Maybe Mark's not doing a good job.
00:33:49.000 I go to his house, and I look in his garage.
00:33:52.000 He has a couch, a coffee table, and two armchairs made of vice.
00:33:58.000 And remember that you found that other one where it was?
00:34:01.000 It was lying on the grass.
00:34:05.000 Anyway, back to my cool story.
00:34:07.000 He was using in like Lego to build furniture.
00:34:10.000 So he had a coffee, like a coffee table was about 10 bundles.
00:34:16.000 And then the couch had arms and a back and everything.
00:34:19.000 It's more expensive than an actual couch, possibly.
00:34:21.000 It's fucking printing shit.
00:34:27.000 Oh, my God.
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00:34:35.000 Nice.
00:34:36.000 All right, so you want to look at you?
00:34:38.000 Bet DSI?
00:34:39.000 Covefe?
00:34:40.000 We got Sal from Cleveland.
00:34:42.000 What's up, Sal?
00:34:43.000 Sal, Cleveland.
00:34:45.000 Hey, man.
00:34:46.000 Hey, what's up, guys?
00:34:48.000 Real quick, first of all, fucking off-the-record rules.
00:34:52.000 It's probably worth the price of the subscription alone because you have actually culture.
00:34:57.000 Like, a lot of political opponents don't.
00:34:58.000 So you've done some shit and listened to some music.
00:35:01.000 I watched that all the time and I loved it.
00:35:02.000 Especially the one where you bought a record and it was terrible and you remembered it like 30 years later.
00:35:07.000 Yeah.
00:35:07.000 I don't know what that was doing in the collection.
00:35:09.000 We're going to be recording a bunch more of those and putting them up over the holidays.
00:35:13.000 I'm going to Breezy Point, so we're going to have some banked episodes next week, and then we're going to shoot live from Breezy Point.
00:35:20.000 But those will be short, so we'll put up lots of other free speech presents and off the records so you don't feel ripped off.
00:35:28.000 Well, kind of on the back of that, I was just curious if you've even commented on this, but all the weird kind of music controversy around Morrissey and like Johnny Marr and Billy Bragg kind of coming out and being like, you know, you're a pile of shit because you live in an area that's probably overtaken by Muslims.
00:35:43.000 Everybody rewriting history about ever having listened to the Smiths at all.
00:35:46.000 Like my friends were like, I don't even like Morrissey.
00:35:48.000 And I'm like, dude, we spent two full summers listening to that band.
00:35:51.000 Like, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:35:53.000 So Billy Bragg stabbed Morrissey in the back?
00:35:58.000 Dude, all the British post-punk kind of like weird post-goth musicians are coming out and being like, yeah, Morrissey wore a pin that's like slightly right-wing.
00:36:06.000 And I think he's kind of associated with a group that's really not so kind of Muslims or at least noticing the fact that they're overtaking neighborhoods and becoming a problem.
00:36:15.000 Like, you know, normal shit, but Billy Bragg lives in a big, beautiful mansion in the south of England.
00:36:22.000 He will never see any Muslims.
00:36:24.000 These guys don't go to Birmingham or Luton or Rotherham, where they range from 10 to 60% of the population.
00:36:34.000 Birmingham is unrecognizable.
00:36:36.000 If Ozzie Osborne would go back there, he wouldn't know if he was in Lahore, Pakistan, or Birmingham, England.
00:36:41.000 Birmingham is gone.
00:36:44.000 And all Morrissey's done is recognized that.
00:36:46.000 And the thing, Morrissey never changed.
00:36:48.000 Back in, right when he first left the Smiths, he would always drape himself in a British flag.
00:36:54.000 He's always been a British nationalist.
00:36:58.000 The guy's a homo.
00:37:00.000 I just think the goalpost of moves like this, what it means to be a nationalist, like sort of changed, and he didn't, kind of like, kind of like you in a way.
00:37:07.000 And even Johnny Marr is kind of shitting all over him, although they haven't been friends in a long time anyway.
00:37:11.000 But it just sucks to see that people I know are like rewriting my own personal history about listening to the Smiths.
00:37:16.000 I'm like, dude, you've liked the Smiths your whole life.
00:37:18.000 What are you talking about?
00:37:19.000 It's really irritating.
00:37:20.000 And they're not looking up what Morrissey actually said.
00:37:23.000 That's my biggest pet peeve, I got to say, is anyone being disloyal.
00:37:27.000 That really makes me sick to my stomach.
00:37:30.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.
00:37:32.000 That's also why I monitor Joe Rogan so closely, because he's a guy who knows who I am, and he's getting pressure to stab me in the back.
00:37:39.000 And I'm watching him like a hawk going, are you a fucker?
00:37:41.000 Are you one of them?
00:37:42.000 Because you don't seem like you are.
00:37:43.000 Anthony Kumi, on the other hand, is someone who wouldn't stab you in the back for all the tea in China.
00:37:48.000 You're right.
00:37:49.000 Like, that's just not in his vocabulary.
00:37:51.000 I think Joe's a little concerned, you know, because he knows he's next.
00:37:55.000 Yeah.
00:37:56.000 But it's just mark my words.
00:37:57.000 We've said this on another episode.
00:37:59.000 Mark my words.
00:38:00.000 Joe Rogan is next.
00:38:03.000 If you're not alt-left, you're alt-right, according to the liberals today.
00:38:07.000 They already threw Jordan Peterson in the fire for daring to have an open discussion.
00:38:11.000 He's a liberal.
00:38:12.000 They've already thrown Dave Rubin in the fire for daring to have an open discussion.
00:38:16.000 He's a liberal.
00:38:17.000 And Joe Rogan is next.
00:38:18.000 You're not allowed to be open-minded.
00:38:20.000 You have to be alt-left if you're going to, even if you want to be in politics.
00:38:25.000 Look at the goon squad, Cortez and all them.
00:38:29.000 They are radicals.
00:38:30.000 They hate Pelosi.
00:38:32.000 They hate Biden.
00:38:33.000 Oh, you know who else is next?
00:38:35.000 I was talking about this with Glenn Beck.
00:38:37.000 Martin Luther King.
00:38:38.000 Wow.
00:38:39.000 Yeah.
00:38:39.000 He's too open-minded.
00:38:41.000 He's too, we're all God's children.
00:38:43.000 No, no, no, no.
00:38:44.000 It's not identity politics.
00:38:46.000 You have to be identity politics.
00:38:48.000 By the way, speaking of Billy Bragg, did I ever tell you this story about my dad dropping me off on the highway?
00:38:54.000 No, I don't think I've heard that one.
00:38:55.000 I like Billy Bragg.
00:38:56.000 I hate his politics, but I've met him a couple times, and I love his music.
00:39:00.000 And it doesn't affect me.
00:39:01.000 Like Michael Jackson, that's kind of hard to listen and not think of someone fucking a child.
00:39:08.000 But Billy Bragg, I can, he's not a political person, you know.
00:39:12.000 He was a busker, a street busker who did love songs.
00:39:16.000 And then the clash came out, and he thought, I want to be political.
00:39:20.000 And he became an irritating socialist.
00:39:23.000 But he's a good person.
00:39:24.000 He just look at him with Jeremy Corbin.
00:39:26.000 The fucking Palestinian fuck.
00:39:28.000 Is that him?
00:39:29.000 Yeah.
00:39:29.000 Jeremy Corbin?
00:39:30.000 Billy Bragg blames the Jews.
00:39:32.000 Way to go, Billy.
00:39:34.000 You're so left-wing, you're fucking a Nazi.
00:39:37.000 Wow, yeah.
00:39:40.000 Death to cynicism.
00:39:42.000 Is that an oxymoron?
00:39:43.000 Dafty.
00:39:47.000 What a pretentious thing to say.
00:39:50.000 So he was doing an interview, and I could hear it in the car, and I'm in the back seat.
00:39:55.000 I guess because we had a hierarchy there.
00:39:56.000 It's an interesting hierarchy, by the way, with seats.
00:39:59.000 Your mom, your dad, and you.
00:40:02.000 Like, now that I'm 49, if my dad and my mom and I were in the car, I think I would sit in the front, mom would sit in the back.
00:40:09.000 Right?
00:40:10.000 Wow, absolutely.
00:40:11.000 But a five-year-old, obviously, mom and dad are in the front and the kids in the back.
00:40:14.000 18, 19.
00:40:18.000 Ooh.
00:40:19.000 Who sits in the passenger seat when the boy is 19?
00:40:19.000 Wait, this is the situation.
00:40:22.000 Wait, that's weird, dude.
00:40:23.000 So is it like the woman's only sitting in the front because it's just not a man yet?
00:40:28.000 And once it's a man, she's held the spot.
00:40:30.000 Now he's sitting in the front?
00:40:31.000 Yeah.
00:40:31.000 Wow.
00:40:32.000 Interesting.
00:40:33.000 You know, like baby boomers, they would feed the eldest, especially if they were working on a farm.
00:40:39.000 The eldest boy got to eat first.
00:40:41.000 And he got all the food.
00:40:42.000 And then the other girls and everyone else can have the scraps.
00:40:45.000 So a hierarchy of food, which of course developed all this animosity from, like, the youngest girl who gets a third of a potato as the eldest boy is just digging into a steak.
00:40:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:55.000 Yes, I am conceding that there's sexism and racism a long fucking time ago.
00:41:00.000 I'm talking about the 50s and 60s.
00:41:02.000 You have an argument, you lunatics, if we're talking about the 50s and the 60s.
00:41:05.000 Not 2019.
00:41:08.000 Anyway, so I'm in the backseat because I'm 18.
00:41:11.000 And we're driving along.
00:41:13.000 I was visiting my folks out in the burbs, but I had moved out and I lived in a punk house in downtown.
00:41:19.000 And I hear Billy Bragg on the radio.
00:41:22.000 And he's like, well, I've been up all night moving a goalpost because I like to stab my friends in the back.
00:41:27.000 And in about 20 years, I'm going to stab Morrissey in the back, even though he's never really changed his views.
00:41:32.000 He's a nationalist, vegan, gay.
00:41:34.000 And that's considered right-wing in this coming up, or whatever he was saying.
00:41:38.000 And my dad goes, oh, for fuck's sakes.
00:41:40.000 And he just changes the channel.
00:41:41.000 And I go, hey, I was listening to that.
00:41:43.000 And he goes, oh, he's an asshole.
00:41:46.000 And I go, you're an arsehole.
00:41:48.000 And he just goes, like, he goes right off the highway and slams on the brakes that were going in the gravel.
00:41:56.000 Rocks going everywhere.
00:41:58.000 Like, he got off the highway way too soon.
00:42:01.000 There was no slowing down.
00:42:02.000 It was exactly as though, like, say someone dropped a cinder block through your windshield from a bridge.
00:42:08.000 The way you would get off the highway right after that instead of like slowing down.
00:42:12.000 That's exactly what it is.
00:42:13.000 He goes, get out!
00:42:15.000 So I got out on a four-lane highway.
00:42:18.000 Meow, meow, mew, mew.
00:42:19.000 Sheesh, you're sentenced to death.
00:42:21.000 He tried to kill me for calling him an asshole.
00:42:25.000 And he is an asshole.
00:42:26.000 That's kind of an asshole move.
00:42:27.000 And there was four lanes this way, but four lanes that way.
00:42:31.000 And there was like a farmer's field or two, and then a mall where I could get a bus.
00:42:35.000 Wow.
00:42:36.000 So I had to cross eight fucking lanes.
00:42:39.000 Oh, he left.
00:42:40.000 He departed yours.
00:42:41.000 Yes, he said, get out.
00:42:42.000 And then I got out and he pulled away.
00:42:45.000 Got off on the next exit.
00:42:46.000 I turned around.
00:42:47.000 Park a half mile, make you walk, but left.
00:42:51.000 You clearly did not have a dad.
00:42:53.000 That's a fun punishment.
00:42:54.000 When you talk about dads, you sound like the dude from 40-year-old Virgin talking about tits.
00:43:00.000 Oh, I love tits.
00:43:01.000 They feel like a big bag of sand, right?
00:43:03.000 You love when your dad throws the football with you, and then he gets ice cream and watches you eat it, and then he takes you to the bottom of the city.
00:43:07.000 You know when your dad's playing football with you, and then he pulls his dick out and hits the football and then throws it and he goes, aha, you got a penis football.
00:43:13.000 Remember when your dad does that?
00:43:15.000 No.
00:43:16.000 You know when dads kick you out of their car and then they drive half a mile and then they park and sit there and wait for you to walk?
00:43:22.000 Yeah.
00:43:22.000 You know that half-mile walking punishment dads do?
00:43:25.000 Oh, this dad thing where you're like, hey, dad, can we go to McDonald's?
00:43:29.000 And he goes to Burger King?
00:43:30.000 He's like, do you.
00:43:30.000 Do you hate when your dad throws your headphones in the bath and he's like, ha ha.
00:43:34.000 Those classic dad pranks.
00:43:36.000 And he gives you over ears instead of...
00:43:39.000 My dad.
00:43:41.000 He's always playing country music to me when I'm asleep.
00:43:44.000 You know, the shit dads do, like, when they make jujubes from scratch.
00:43:48.000 Wow, somebody's in some 90s comedy.
00:43:51.000 I mean, that's really hack dad stuff.
00:43:53.000 Stuff that everybody knows.
00:43:55.000 Everyone knows.
00:43:56.000 It's like airplane training.
00:43:57.000 All right, I got the kids tonight.
00:43:58.000 My wife's checking out the place in Breezy, Breezy Point, and I don't know what to do.
00:44:05.000 You're bored?
00:44:07.000 It's not easy being a dad.
00:44:10.000 Because they just want to look at screens.
00:44:12.000 So imagine two fucking potheads.
00:44:15.000 I just have the boys, not the girl.
00:44:17.000 Two potheads, and you work at a dispensary, and you're like, okay, guys, let's try to do something besides pot.
00:44:23.000 And they're staring at the pot that's right behind your head.
00:44:26.000 And you're just like, no, no, no.
00:44:27.000 Eyes off of that, boys.
00:44:28.000 Eyes off of that.
00:44:29.000 And then you finally get the screens away and they're just sitting there like, this sucks.
00:44:34.000 Yeah, that's a bummer.
00:44:35.000 So say you go, let's go for a walk.
00:44:36.000 And they're walking like, this is so gay.
00:44:39.000 Yeah.
00:44:40.000 And then you go, I'm not enjoying this either with you guys being, taking suck attacks.
00:44:46.000 I would plan out nice things.
00:44:48.000 Anytime you plan something nice out and people don't appreciate it, you're like, you know, this is what...
00:44:56.000 Your hair is so fucking annoying.
00:44:59.000 I might chloroform your face and just shave your head.
00:45:02.000 I'm going to get a haircut real soon.
00:45:04.000 Every time you get a haircut, you go to a hairstylist, even though you're $12,000 in debt and you spend, what, like $100 having them cut a few hairs.
00:45:11.000 $20.
00:45:12.000 This is my guy.
00:45:12.000 He's been with me since high school.
00:45:14.000 Been with me.
00:45:15.000 Yeah, he's my dude.
00:45:16.000 He's with me.
00:45:16.000 He's my dude.
00:45:17.000 I didn't finish the Like Your Sunglasses story.
00:45:19.000 Sorry to hop all over the place, kids.
00:45:19.000 Sorry.
00:45:21.000 Wow, the prints on this, by the way, sorry to show you me grabbing my tits.
00:45:25.000 The quality is very high.
00:45:27.000 Very thick.
00:45:28.000 Like, this is never going to fade.
00:45:30.000 It feels like rubber.
00:45:31.000 I can really feel the print on it.
00:45:33.000 The actual shirts are like a soft style, really comfortable, though.
00:45:36.000 Yes, yes.
00:45:37.000 It's like that stretchy kind of like.
00:45:38.000 We're pushing it, we're selling it.
00:45:40.000 Okay.
00:45:41.000 So you get those at free speech.tv.
00:45:43.000 So, Junkies act gay.
00:45:46.000 And, you know, I was talking about my dad rolling up his sleeves when he's super drunk, listening to Marvin Gaye, going, Hurt a true to grip, van.
00:45:54.000 How much longer will you be, man?
00:45:57.000 That's gay.
00:46:00.000 So we went to this junkie breakfast where they said they're having a big breakfast party, which I'd never heard of before, and it sounded fun.
00:46:05.000 So I brought my girlfriend who's now my wife over there, and it wasn't fun, and there's no such thing as a breakfast party.
00:46:10.000 They were cooking waffles in a Hello Kitty waffle maker.
00:46:12.000 What?
00:46:13.000 So there was like, there's about 10 of us over there, and we're getting one waffle every five minutes.
00:46:18.000 What are you doing?
00:46:19.000 And then he had a Hello Kitty coffee maker that made a cup, one cup at a time.
00:46:25.000 And they're wearing, the junkies think we don't know that they're high on heroin.
00:46:29.000 So she has these big, huge sunglasses on, so we don't see that her eyes are going, eh.
00:46:34.000 And she goes, hey, babe.
00:46:36.000 Oh, my God.
00:46:38.000 I forgot butter.
00:46:39.000 We need butter, right?
00:46:40.000 And she goes, I'll get it.
00:46:42.000 I'll go get some.
00:46:43.000 He's like, okay, babe.
00:46:44.000 And they think that they're coming across as, hey, babe, I forgot some butter.
00:46:48.000 Okay.
00:46:49.000 Well, why don't you get some and I'll try to fix this Hello Kitty coffee maker.
00:46:52.000 Okay, bye.
00:46:54.000 That's how they think they sound.
00:46:55.000 Just like when you get in a street fight and you do the fight face and you think your smile looks normal, but your adrenaline is pounding and you look like a puppet.
00:47:06.000 So she leaves and then she forgot her keys.
00:47:09.000 So she comes back and he's adjusting his, oh, you forgot your keys.
00:47:13.000 Oh.
00:47:13.000 And he can't seem to get the thing in the Hello Kitty coffee maker.
00:47:19.000 And as he's trying to adjust it, he goes, he sees her sunglasses and he goes, I like your new sunglasses.
00:47:28.000 And we all left.
00:47:30.000 You know what I just realized about that?
00:47:32.000 It has the urgency of, hey, don't forget to do something important.
00:47:36.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, good point.
00:47:37.000 Like a lot, like, just got to sneak this in.
00:47:40.000 It's a really important detail.
00:47:41.000 Yeah.
00:47:41.000 Look at this.
00:47:43.000 Is that the one?
00:47:45.000 If it does one cup.
00:47:46.000 Yeah, that's the one.
00:47:48.000 And then you got the waffle maker here.
00:47:51.000 There's a couple of different excuses.
00:47:52.000 So he spent about 70 bucks on Hello Kitty crap.
00:47:56.000 Jesus.
00:47:56.000 Right.
00:47:57.000 But you should spend five bucks on Blue Chew.
00:48:02.000 This pill is indistinguishable.
00:48:05.000 Virtually indistinguishable.
00:48:06.000 I got to be careful of legal here.
00:48:08.000 From Viagra and Cialis.
00:48:11.000 Basically the same shit.
00:48:13.000 And if you go to bluechew.com, B-L-U-E, just like the color blue, C-H-E-W, like you chew it, right?
00:48:21.000 This is a pill you chew.
00:48:24.000 Go to bluechew.com, put in the promo code Gavin, G-A-V-I-N, and it's free.
00:48:29.000 You just pay the $5 shipping.
00:48:31.000 And you have in your wallet now insurance.
00:48:36.000 You take Mrs. Wright home.
00:48:39.000 Maybe you're too drunk.
00:48:40.000 Maybe you've done something wrong.
00:48:42.000 Maybe you're too freaked out and there's too much pressure.
00:48:46.000 Maybe there's a giant picture of your dad naked on the wall.
00:48:50.000 For whatever reason, you're not performing as well as you should.
00:48:53.000 Blue Chew solves that problem.
00:48:56.000 So it's great for single guys because they have a lot of pressure on their first date.
00:49:00.000 And it's also great for married men, especially old married men like me, who forgot what it's like to have an actual wood, like a solid coconut smasher.
00:49:13.000 And I've tried this pill and it lasted longer.
00:49:16.000 I don't know why.
00:49:17.000 Maybe it's just because it's just like driving in a better car.
00:49:20.000 You want to go farther?
00:49:21.000 That's great.
00:49:22.000 Yeah.
00:49:24.000 And all of this is available at bluechew.com.
00:49:28.000 Don't forget to put in the promo code Gavin.
00:49:30.000 That's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com.
00:49:33.000 All you pay is the $5 shipping.
00:49:36.000 They're made in the USA.
00:49:37.000 And since Blue Chew prepares and ships direct, they're cheaper than a pharmacy.
00:49:41.000 And obviously, it doesn't say boner pills in big letters on the box.
00:49:46.000 It just, it's very discreet.
00:49:50.000 All right.
00:49:51.000 Let's take another call.
00:49:53.000 Okay.
00:49:54.000 We have gas and copied songs.
00:49:56.000 That's what it says here on the thing.
00:50:00.000 Hey, you're on the line talking about copied songs?
00:50:02.000 Hello.
00:50:04.000 What's up?
00:50:05.000 Yeah, I got a copied song.
00:50:07.000 I don't know if we're still on this or if it's been mentioned or not.
00:50:11.000 But The Killing Joke, or no, Nirvana stole the Killing Joke, a song called 80s.
00:50:17.000 And Nirvana's song was Come As You Are.
00:50:21.000 We got a whole episode coming, right, Gav?
00:50:23.000 Yeah, we haven't shot it yet, though.
00:50:24.000 Yeah.
00:50:25.000 That's in the case.
00:50:25.000 So let's look it up.
00:50:26.000 Thanks for calling, sir.
00:50:28.000 Let's look it up now.
00:50:28.000 Thanks, dude.
00:50:29.000 Hey, hey, hey.
00:50:31.000 What's up?
00:50:32.000 You're dad.
00:50:35.000 Shout out to you and your pop.
00:50:36.000 Every time I fuck up at work, I say, you asshole, James.
00:50:43.000 You asshole Jim.
00:50:44.000 See you later, guys.
00:50:46.000 Another good saying my dad said is whenever we'd be playing pool, he's a good sport.
00:50:46.000 Later, man.
00:50:50.000 And so if I had a shot that looks like it was going to go in and it just didn't go in, he'd go, robbed blind.
00:50:57.000 And every time I see like a kid in baseball with a great hit and it gets caught way in the outfield, I just say, robbed blind.
00:51:05.000 That's pretty good.
00:51:06.000 Okay, let's see.
00:51:06.000 So this is Killing Joke ripped off Nirvana.
00:51:09.000 No, Nirvana ripped off Killing Joke.
00:51:11.000 Yeah, the Damned.
00:51:13.000 The Damned are a different band, you retard.
00:51:15.000 The Damned versus Killing Joke versus Nirvana.
00:51:17.000 All three of these.
00:51:18.000 Oh, they all stole from each other?
00:51:19.000 They have a damned would have been first.
00:51:22.000 Yeah, here we go.
00:51:23.000 T-minus two seconds.
00:51:25.000 *Dramatic Music*
00:51:31.000 Whoa!
00:51:32.000 That's exactly...
00:51:38.000 Damn.
00:51:39.000 Life Goes On by the Damned.
00:51:39.000 Wow.
00:51:41.000 Cause you are as a friend as a nanny nanny nanny Now here's Killing Joke coming up right after this.
00:51:50.000 Here we go.
00:51:51.000 Killing Joke 80s.
00:51:54.000 That's like even closer almost.
00:51:56.000 Just distorted.
00:52:00.000 I think the ripoff that Nirvana did was way more damn than Killing Joke.
00:52:04.000 Now it's tonally.
00:52:05.000 but he hits that extra note that is hit in Nirvana You'll notice, by the way, in our new song we're working on called You Can't Start a Fight with a Pettibone, there's no similarities.
00:52:26.000 It's a totally original song.
00:52:28.000 Yes.
00:52:29.000 You think you're righteous, you got it wrong.
00:52:31.000 I don't live way too long.
00:52:34.000 Get out of my lung.
00:52:35.000 And you can't start a fight with a petty bone.
00:52:42.000 I just got to think of a verse.
00:52:45.000 All right, let's take another call.
00:52:47.000 Okay.
00:52:49.000 This is going to be a short up because we're on holiday hours.
00:52:52.000 We got Albert.
00:52:53.000 He'd like to talk about Democratic Socialist of America.
00:52:56.000 Albert, you're on the line.
00:53:01.000 Oh, Mom.
00:53:01.000 Hey, Albert.
00:53:04.000 Davin.
00:53:04.000 Yeah.
00:53:05.000 What's going on?
00:53:06.000 I love your show.
00:53:08.000 Thank you.
00:53:12.000 So did you watch the Democratic Socialists of America video that's up?
00:53:17.000 Yeah, that's really making the rounds.
00:53:18.000 It's been sent to me about 50 times.
00:53:20.000 We talked about it on the show, so are you not a subscriber?
00:53:24.000 I didn't catch that.
00:53:25.000 What?
00:53:26.000 I'm a subscriber.
00:53:28.000 Are you wasted?
00:53:30.000 I'm going to buy your Clown World shirt.
00:53:34.000 You're our first whackpacker.
00:53:34.000 Oh, my God.
00:53:38.000 What's your name again?
00:53:41.000 Tom?
00:53:42.000 I'm a little stoned.
00:53:42.000 Albert.
00:53:44.000 It's my day off, and I'm really, this is too much energy being on here.
00:53:49.000 It's freaking me out.
00:53:50.000 You're doing good.
00:53:51.000 Okay.
00:53:51.000 Welcome to the hipster lord, Gavin McGinnis.
00:53:54.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.
00:53:55.000 Thanks for tuning in.
00:53:56.000 Enjoy your buzz.
00:53:57.000 If you get freaked out, start having a bad trip, have some OJ.
00:54:01.000 Have some orange juice.
00:54:02.000 Now, we're pre-taping next week's, so callers we don't get to stay on the line.
00:54:06.000 We're going to end this episode shortly, and then we're going to stop the live cast, and then you'll see the second half of this next week.
00:54:15.000 Which you could be on if you just stay on the line.
00:54:16.000 Which you could be on if you stay on.
00:54:18.000 Brief interview.
00:54:18.000 Which is a Mr. Show sketch, where they have a live call-in show that's a week late.
00:54:25.000 You should look that up right now.
00:54:26.000 Oh, okay.
00:54:27.000 Mr. T. I mean, Mr. T. Mr. Show live call-in.
00:54:30.000 Okay, I got a guy on the line.
00:54:32.000 Tyler, just hold on there.
00:54:32.000 I'm going to.
00:54:34.000 Mr. Show.
00:54:34.000 All right.
00:54:36.000 Live call-in.
00:54:37.000 God damn it.
00:54:38.000 Can you guys at home believe how much I have to hold his hand?
00:54:40.000 Would it not?
00:54:42.000 I think it would still be faster if I just hooked up this computer he broke to the...
00:54:48.000 Well, here's the thing.
00:54:49.000 We're going to use audio, so this is what I think.
00:54:51.000 We have to mute the caller that I just picked up, which is fine, in order for us to get volume and not have two things going on at once.
00:54:57.000 Otherwise, we'd have to communicate for a minute.
00:54:58.000 You can turn the AC off, by the way, and it worked.
00:55:00.000 No one noticed.
00:55:01.000 This is back before politics ruined comedy.
00:55:07.000 Give me a second.
00:55:08.000 Tonight, the elderly.
00:55:14.000 Good evening, and welcome to the pre-taped call-in show, where we tape all our shows a week in advance.
00:55:21.000 I'm your host, Ken Doral, and let's try it again.
00:55:27.000 It's really not that hard.
00:55:30.000 Our topic, once again, is the elderly.
00:55:30.000 Okay?
00:55:34.000 Okay?
00:55:35.000 We're taping it now, and it airs next week.
00:55:39.000 Okay?
00:55:40.000 So, if you're watching me talk about the elderly, don't call to talk about it.
00:55:46.000 It's too late.
00:55:47.000 Instead, call about cooking, which is next week's topic.
00:55:52.000 That's pretty funny.
00:55:53.000 Okay?
00:55:54.000 If you wanted to talk about the elderly, you should have called last week when our pet care show was airing, but we were taping the elderly show.
00:56:08.000 Okay.
00:56:09.000 So, here we go.
00:56:11.000 Hello.
00:56:13.000 Hi, Ken.
00:56:14.000 Great show.
00:56:15.000 Thank you.
00:56:16.000 What can I do for you?
00:56:17.000 My dog has a disobedience problem.
00:56:20.000 Okay.
00:56:20.000 You know who's calling?
00:56:21.000 SpongeBob.
00:56:22.000 There you go.
00:56:22.000 That's SpongeBob.
00:56:23.000 Oh, did you know this?
00:56:24.000 A white insult is square pants?
00:56:26.000 Did we talk about this on the show?
00:56:27.000 Bescreech me?
00:56:28.000 An insult to white people is square pants.
00:56:31.000 Really?
00:56:32.000 Yeah.
00:56:32.000 Huh.
00:56:33.000 And it comes from, the implication is that we're like SpongeBob.
00:56:36.000 We're nerdy, and we have a nasally voice, and we're pussies.
00:56:39.000 I don't think there's any word truly offensive for white people.
00:56:43.000 Square pants.
00:56:44.000 Does that bother you?
00:56:46.000 No.
00:56:47.000 Nothing bothers me, though.
00:56:48.000 You guys.
00:56:48.000 You guys are impenetrable.
00:56:50.000 Us.
00:56:51.000 Let's take a call, and then get a word from our sponsors, and then we've got to wrap it up.
00:56:56.000 All right.
00:56:57.000 Hey, Tyler, strange love.
00:56:58.000 Hey, man.
00:56:58.000 You're on the line.
00:57:03.000 Come on, you son of a bitch.
00:57:03.000 How you doing?
00:57:05.000 Oh, you muted him.
00:57:06.000 Have you unmuted him?
00:57:07.000 Yes, he's unmuted.
00:57:08.000 You're a real ninja.
00:57:09.000 Oh, wait.
00:57:09.000 There we go.
00:57:10.000 Hey, Tyler, strange love.
00:57:11.000 Yeah, I can hear you.
00:57:12.000 How you doing?
00:57:12.000 Yeah.
00:57:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:15.000 Good, good.
00:57:16.000 I got to thank you for the recommendation on Strange Love.
00:57:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:57:20.000 Wonderful bar.
00:57:21.000 Great mega bar.
00:57:23.000 Yeah, Strange Love is a bar on 53rd and 3rd in New York City.
00:57:23.000 I was about to walk away, yeah.
00:57:27.000 They're always great to me.
00:57:29.000 A lot of Proud Boys go there.
00:57:30.000 It's kind of the Proud Boys official bar, and it's a place where guys who like punk can also go there if they're mega.
00:57:37.000 So it's a mega punk bar, and it's a mega punk bar.
00:57:40.000 Yeah.
00:57:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:44.000 Super pro, everything conservative.
00:57:46.000 And they got a $3 beer and shot over there.
00:57:49.000 Oh, that's great.
00:57:51.000 The bartender usually dresses like kind of crusty punk, but he'll have a mega hat on.
00:57:51.000 Yeah.
00:57:56.000 And it's just, it's the official bar of the Proud Boys.
00:57:59.000 Strange Love, 53rd and 3rd.
00:58:02.000 Great spot.
00:58:02.000 Yeah.
00:58:03.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.
00:58:05.000 Cut.
00:58:07.000 Okay.
00:58:08.000 Have you noticed, by the way, when there's a call, and they go, wait, wait, wait, and they have one other thing, it's never worth it?
00:58:30.000 can you just get down to it, please?
00:58:32.000 Yeah.
00:58:33.000 They always want to talk about.
00:58:34.000 Notice that thing, too, where we're doing that town hall about Hunchback of Notre Dame and Ottaca.
00:58:39.000 No, it wasn't Ottawa.
00:58:40.000 Ithaca.
00:58:40.000 Where was it?
00:58:41.000 Ithaca.
00:58:42.000 They all talk about themselves before they do their little thing.
00:58:45.000 Like they go, hi, I've worked with the handicapped for over four years now with a group called Circuit.
00:58:52.000 It stands for All right, let's take one more call.
00:58:57.000 Okay, 25 minutes.
00:58:59.000 He's been on the line.
00:59:00.000 Auto screen failed, so we don't know what he's here to talk about or his name.
00:59:06.000 Sir, 832 area code.
00:59:08.000 You're on the line.
00:59:10.000 Sean, yeah.
00:59:11.000 Hey, Sean.
00:59:12.000 By the way, you still have an echo.
00:59:14.000 You're so bad at your job.
00:59:15.000 Oh, my God.
00:59:16.000 So I can't take this shit because I can't get echo shit.
00:59:23.000 First of all, first of all, I can't take this.
00:59:31.000 Do you think the left really believes what they say or just like an act?
00:59:36.000 What's your accent?
00:59:40.000 Israeli.
00:59:42.000 Oh, Chile.
00:59:43.000 Finished did nothing wrong.
00:59:46.000 Israel.
00:59:47.000 Oh, Israel.
00:59:48.000 Netanyahu did nothing wrong.
00:59:54.000 I think it's an act.
00:59:56.000 I don't think they believe it.
00:59:58.000 I think they know.
00:59:59.000 I think if you could get them really drunk or give them a bit of heroin, I'm not suggesting you lace anyone's drink with heroin, but if you were to do heroin with a liberal, they would concede that they don't think half the country is racist.
01:00:09.000 They would concede that they don't think that Israel is an apartheid.
01:00:13.000 The far left?
01:00:16.000 Yeah, I don't think they're that serious either.
01:00:18.000 Like, look at the band Surfboard.
01:00:22.000 They're like, we're punk rock.
01:00:23.000 We hate the establishment.
01:00:24.000 And then Gucci says, we'd like you to be the face of our company.
01:00:27.000 And they go, okay, no problem.
01:00:29.000 Wow, yeah.
01:00:29.000 Like, I remember hearing these two guys at Max Fish in New York City.
01:00:34.000 And they had a band together, but the guy just got an awesome gig with like NASA or something.
01:00:39.000 And the guy was like, what are you doing?
01:00:41.000 We're just starting our band.
01:00:42.000 We're just starting to make waves.
01:00:44.000 And you're going to throw it all away for some stupid scientist job?
01:00:47.000 And the Asian guy was like, yeah, I am.
01:00:50.000 And the guy who was yelling at him would drop everything in a heartbeat if he was offered a hundredth of what the Asian dude was offered in that scenario.
01:00:59.000 So I think these people are just Bratty cunts who are doing this just out of a sense of fashion.
01:01:04.000 It's cool to be Antifa right now.
01:01:06.000 But if, you know, if they were ever kicked off social media or a loved one was ever ostracized or if they were ever doxxed, if they ever got a taste of what they dish out, they would immediately capitulate.
01:01:17.000 It's almost like the small man complex.
01:01:20.000 So no, they don't think America's racist.
01:01:22.000 They don't think the world is going to end.
01:01:24.000 They don't think that we should get rid of fossil fuels.
01:01:26.000 It's just fashion, which is why they don't want to have an open discussion on this.
01:01:31.000 Fashion is good.
01:01:32.000 Yeah, I guess.
01:01:34.000 Because we have hope.
01:01:36.000 Yeah, because it implies they'll grow out of it.
01:01:39.000 It's sort of like when you're 14, you listen to rap and you go, yo, all the time.
01:01:45.000 Regarding that guy that eats and shits at the same time, I hate when people tell me not to press the elevator with my finger pad, use my knuckles.
01:01:58.000 What the fuck is going to happen?
01:01:59.000 Am I going to die from using my finger?
01:02:03.000 How about we get an immune system?
01:02:05.000 You know, in Australia, they're giving kids dirt pills because everything is so clean, they're not building up an immune system.
01:02:12.000 Get germs on yourself.
01:02:14.000 Get in trouble.
01:02:15.000 Get fired.
01:02:16.000 Get icky.
01:02:17.000 Like, don't lick the pole of the New York City subway.
01:02:21.000 That's a little too intense.
01:02:23.000 But everything else, you'll be fine.
01:02:24.000 All right, thanks for calling.
01:02:25.000 We're at a drink.
01:02:27.000 Homeless beer.
01:02:30.000 Yeah.
01:02:31.000 Thanks.
01:02:32.000 Bye.
01:02:33.000 Yeah, we're all worried about germs.
01:02:35.000 Then we go to a bar and drink rotten fruit, rotten potatoes, rotten corn, rotten barley and oats.
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01:04:04.000 That was weird.
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01:04:07.000 Yeah, I remember that.
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01:05:49.000 All right, folks, if you're on the line, stay on the line because next Thursday is a pre-tape.
01:05:56.000 C Reynards made that with his super precise laser from OWW lasers, OW Lasers.
01:06:03.000 I was thinking about replacing the bug with it.
01:06:05.000 Yeah, it is very nice.
01:06:06.000 And then we got the small one here, too.
01:06:09.000 We could have a real bug.
01:06:13.000 All right, guys, that's it.
01:06:15.000 If you're on the line, stay on the line.
01:06:16.000 I'll get to you because we're shooting next Thursday's show right now, so it won't be live.
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