Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 29, 2020


GOML LIVE #71 | HUNTING CHASON


Episode Stats

Length

33 minutes

Words per Minute

150.4052

Word Count

5,011

Sentence Count

572

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

31


Summary

Gavin McInnes and his wife were carving pumpkins, and they put on spooky music to celebrate the spookiest day of the year, Samhain. Also, the election is on the edge of disaster, and it's time to get spooky! Get Off My Lawn! is a podcast by hosted by , and . Produced in Los Angeles, CA. Thanks to our sponsor Gildan Dryblend for sponsoring this episode. Get your own copy of the book "Samhain: A Celebration of Blackness in America's Oldest Tradition" and use code "SPOOKY" at checkout for 20% off your first purchase. Get your very own copy at gildandryblend.org/getoffmylawn and use the promo code SPOOKY at checkout to receive 20% all year long off your purchase. Get off my lawn! Get on my lawn with me and stay spooky this spooky spooky season! GAVEN McINNES Logo by ) Theme by . . . Music by Ian Dorsch Get On My Lawn is a production of Pond5 Remaining songs written and performed live on air on the show. If you like what you hear here, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe to our podcast on iTunes and other podcasting platforms! You can also become a patron of the show by becoming a patron. Subscribe, Like, Share, and Subscribe on Podcoin.fm/GetOffMyLets Get Spooked! and Share the Spookiness! Thank you for listening to the Spooky Spooky Season is a Spooktacular! Thanks, Gavin McINnes and I hope you enjoy this spookiness on all of the spooky vibes and good vibes! XOXOXO Enjoy Spooky and Happy Halloween! -GODDUNDUN DUNN DUNDun DUN SPOOOOOOO! xoxo -PODCAST AND SPooky, GABOUT THIS EPISODCAST AND PODCAST! PODOOD & GILLY BABY BOWY BONUS EPISODE GRAVY, GARRELLY, RYAN MACHINERY, GALARO, BOBBIE


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:23.000 Her dress floats down the well And it assumes the shape and the body of a little girl
00:00:52.000 That's pretty heavy.
00:01:03.000 A dress floats down the well and assumes the shape and the body of a little girl.
00:01:08.000 I recognize that girl.
00:01:09.000 She stumbled in sometime last loneliness, says Nick Cave when he was in the birthday party.
00:01:14.000 And we were carving pumpkins at the house tonight with the kids.
00:01:18.000 My wife... was... in a... Oh shit, we don't have a book of the day.
00:01:24.000 My wife was having some trouble with her creativity.
00:01:26.000 Her pumpkins sucked.
00:01:28.000 And, um... She couldn't find any scary movies.
00:01:32.000 So she put on... She just put... I mean, scary music.
00:01:36.000 So she put on, um... This'll be fun.
00:01:41.000 Debunk this.
00:01:41.000 Matt Palumbo.
00:01:42.000 Just chose it now.
00:01:45.000 She just looked up on Spotify, uh, Spooky, and then was playing Spooky, so it was like, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-
00:02:11.000 And then we put that on.
00:02:12.000 So I just realized, with all this election shit, we have one more episode before Christmas.
00:02:16.000 So tomorrow has to be our spooky spaghetti and spooky sauce show.
00:02:21.000 Nice.
00:02:22.000 We gotta get spooky tomorrow.
00:02:23.000 We have one more day to be spooky.
00:02:27.000 So we got a little spooky there.
00:02:29.000 But, guys, I know the world- America is on the precipice.
00:02:32.000 It's on the cliff edge.
00:02:34.000 If Trump doesn't win, the country's over.
00:02:37.000 If he does, the country's permanently saved.
00:02:39.000 I think he can do permanent swamp drainage.
00:02:43.000 So we're fixed.
00:02:43.000 We won't have to worry about it for, like, another three presidents.
00:02:47.000 But, in the midst of all that, it's important to remember that, uh, it's time to get spooky.
00:02:56.000 This Saturday's spooky night.
00:02:58.000 In a tradition called Samhain that predates Christianity.
00:03:02.000 That's a big deal.
00:03:05.000 It's a very white ceremony and anyone who's not white using it is appropriating white culture.
00:03:14.000 Right?
00:03:14.000 I would say.
00:03:16.000 Like what if a bunch of white people celebrated Kwanzaa?
00:03:21.000 Anyway, debunked this, Matt Palumbo, great researcher.
00:03:25.000 He did Spygate with Dan Bongino, which was a huge hit.
00:03:28.000 And it just... Shattering liberal lies.
00:03:32.000 He just goes through all the basic tropes.
00:03:35.000 And he's a fan of the show.
00:03:36.000 We've had him on the show before.
00:03:38.000 I just chose this book a few seconds ago.
00:03:39.000 We're wearing shirts from our favorite lawn care company in Florida.
00:03:44.000 Oh yes.
00:03:45.000 Tags are a little itchy, I find.
00:03:46.000 You can take the tags off, sure.
00:03:48.000 Let's take the tags off.
00:03:50.000 Gildan Dryblend.
00:03:52.000 I love a Gildan shirt.
00:03:53.000 We like to... You like to LARP as a bunch of shit.
00:03:56.000 I like to LARP as a blue-collar guy, and fluorescent colors are very LARP-y, although the watch kind of ruins it.
00:04:03.000 Is Bobby from, uh... Is Bobby from, uh... Is Bobby from the Proud Boys' Hurricane Harbor?
00:04:12.000 Down in Florida.
00:04:14.000 He thought I was kidding.
00:04:15.000 You sure you shouldn't be doxing him?
00:04:16.000 No, he said, he said, he said, promote me, man.
00:04:18.000 Come on.
00:04:18.000 Give me a shout.
00:04:19.000 He's like, I've been doxed left, right, up, down.
00:04:20.000 He's so awesome.
00:04:21.000 Him and his family rule.
00:04:23.000 He was there at the flotilla.
00:04:25.000 So he's in the video.
00:04:25.000 You can catch him in the background there.
00:04:27.000 Great guy.
00:04:28.000 And then he also sent safety green.
00:04:31.000 There's bags under my eyes, dude.
00:04:34.000 Safety green.
00:04:34.000 Isn't this safety?
00:04:37.000 No.
00:04:37.000 Well, it is probably safety orange.
00:04:42.000 The glasses hide the bags.
00:04:43.000 I mean, you look good.
00:04:44.000 Thanks, man.
00:04:45.000 Thanks, dude.
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00:05:34.000 I called Garrett from Compound Media to come up here and fix this fucking terrible sound.
00:05:41.000 Do you have the gain on?
00:05:43.000 No, well, the gate is off.
00:05:46.000 The gate is off.
00:05:47.000 I don't like gate.
00:05:47.000 When I watch Mets games, when they talk, the crowd is silenced.
00:05:53.000 So you're like, we're gonna be here, and it's really irritating.
00:05:58.000 Just have the crowd in the background.
00:06:00.000 I hate gate.
00:06:01.000 So I called him and I'm like, dude, can you come up here?
00:06:03.000 I'll pay you to fix it.
00:06:05.000 And he goes, uh, I just got to the hospital.
00:06:09.000 Why?
00:06:09.000 What happened?
00:06:10.000 I had amnesia for six hours.
00:06:13.000 What?
00:06:14.000 And I go, did you know your name?
00:06:16.000 He goes, I don't know.
00:06:17.000 Wow.
00:06:18.000 I go, what else did you not know?
00:06:20.000 He goes, I didn't know who was running for president.
00:06:22.000 Wow.
00:06:22.000 Like, no idea.
00:06:24.000 Who's Donald Trump?
00:06:25.000 What's a Joe Biden?
00:06:26.000 What the fudge?
00:06:28.000 Let's start calling him Joe Baden.
00:06:30.000 Okay.
00:06:31.000 Oh, I thought of a fucking really irritating name recently.
00:06:33.000 Okay.
00:06:34.000 Chasen.
00:06:36.000 That's terrible.
00:06:36.000 I said it to Johnny, my son, and he went like this.
00:06:41.000 Like, I think it's better than Jussie Smollett.
00:06:45.000 Jussie Smollett.
00:06:46.000 That's a name already.
00:06:47.000 Chasen.
00:06:48.000 Is it?
00:06:49.000 Oh yeah.
00:06:50.000 There's a guy named Chasen?
00:06:51.000 Chasen is a boy's name meaning hunter.
00:06:54.000 Dude, that's a California name.
00:06:56.000 That's a little too on the nose there.
00:06:58.000 Chasen.
00:06:59.000 I knew a Hunter.
00:07:00.000 I knew like a Jeff with one F. A Spencer.
00:07:04.000 A Jeff with one F?
00:07:06.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:07.000 Guess what the other F is for?
00:07:09.000 Fuck off, Jeff.
00:07:12.000 A Jeff with one F?
00:07:14.000 I couldn't be friends with that.
00:07:15.000 All of their names were so odd.
00:07:17.000 If I was drowning and a guy named Jeff with one F saved my life, I would jump back in.
00:07:24.000 I wouldn't want to be beholden to a Jeef.
00:07:27.000 Jeff.
00:07:28.000 Jeef.
00:07:29.000 Jeff.
00:07:29.000 Jeff.
00:07:30.000 That's terrible, isn't it?
00:07:31.000 That's the worst.
00:07:33.000 Jeff.
00:07:34.000 How do you say it?
00:07:34.000 Ew, dude, Garen.
00:07:36.000 Garen?
00:07:37.000 Oh my god.
00:07:39.000 Brody with two E's.
00:07:41.000 Brody with two E's.
00:07:42.000 Oh, there's your chasing.
00:07:43.000 Which one's worse, the E-N or the O-N?
00:07:44.000 I think O-N is worse.
00:07:45.000 That is worse.
00:07:46.000 Yeah.
00:07:47.000 When that whole shit happened with Juicy Small A, Dave Chappelle goes, at least we can stop pretending that Jussie is our name.
00:07:54.000 What did he say?
00:07:55.000 At least we can stop calling him Jussie.
00:07:57.000 Yeah.
00:08:00.000 Um, so as you know, this is the way the show works on Wednesdays.
00:08:04.000 It's live as live can be.
00:08:06.000 Every show's live, but this is live live.
00:08:09.000 Jimmy Kimmel Live is recorded at five.
00:08:12.000 This is as live as life can be.
00:08:13.000 If I get shot, the show stops.
00:08:16.000 Hint, hint.
00:08:20.000 So the first half hour is a free audio podcast.
00:08:23.000 You're still uploading those audio podcasts, right?
00:08:25.000 Oh yeah.
00:08:26.000 And we have some sponsors.
00:08:28.000 We don't really get to a lot of news because there's not that much to squeeze into the first half hour.
00:08:33.000 And then we talk from 9 to 10 and then at 10 we take your calls.
00:08:38.000 As we take your calls, I do some dudes.
00:08:40.000 I fuck guys.
00:08:42.000 Yikes.
00:08:42.000 Up the butt.
00:08:43.000 Hate that part.
00:08:43.000 And we show that, so.
00:08:45.000 No, I do some doodles, sorry.
00:08:47.000 And the links for that are at censored.tv.
00:08:49.000 The doodles are for sale, they're auctioned off.
00:08:51.000 I just did Sherrod Small's podcast, Race Wars, and Sherrod, a guy I know very well, was asking me why Proud Boys are racist and why are there black Proud Boys and... I mean...
00:09:05.000 There's two camps, really.
00:09:07.000 There's the people who are rational and understand the truth, and then there's these others that you go, well, like, what should I do?
00:09:13.000 Just tattoo I'm not racist on my forehead?
00:09:17.000 And then I got into it with Karen, of course.
00:09:20.000 She doesn't want a man.
00:09:22.000 Her ovaries are not drying up.
00:09:23.000 She's doing great.
00:09:25.000 Kurt Metzger did not waste the best years of her life by dating her for seven years in her 20s.
00:09:30.000 And she's a successful writer that you've never heard of.
00:09:34.000 Terrible.
00:09:39.000 Reminds me of that letter that guy sent where he goes, he goes, sorry, she goes.
00:09:45.000 She sent me some long writing to look at.
00:09:48.000 The grammar was a nightmare and it was way too long and it was a rambling mess and I said,
00:09:53.000 Just fucking become a waitress or a barmaid.
00:09:56.000 You meet a lot of guys that way.
00:09:57.000 And then you'll meet a guy who has a crush on you and you'll get to know him because he's a regular.
00:10:01.000 He'll marry you and you'll be fine.
00:10:03.000 And she goes, thanks, I did that.
00:10:07.000 I'm married now.
00:10:09.000 It worked.
00:10:10.000 I got a few cool letters like that.
00:10:13.000 Hey, why don't we jump ahead to the mail?
00:10:15.000 Just for fun.
00:10:15.000 Alrighty.
00:10:16.000 Go with the graphic?
00:10:18.000 I got a letter from this guy named Joe who got me the Budweiser golf bag.
00:10:22.000 Wow.
00:10:23.000 No, no, don't go with the graphic.
00:10:25.000 Okay.
00:10:25.000 We're not doing the mailbag.
00:10:28.000 Yeah, we are.
00:10:28.000 Let's do the mailbag.
00:10:30.000 Oh.
00:10:30.000 Never been done!
00:10:31.000 No.
00:10:31.000 This is the thing about the working class.
00:10:33.000 Ooh, that's cool.
00:10:33.000 Us working class guys, we take risks.
00:10:37.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:10:42.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:10:45.000 Let me touch it.
00:10:49.000 You know, it's possible that a lot of these people who only hear the audio podcasts have never heard the mailbag before.
00:10:54.000 Yeah, it's a good teaser to bring them in.
00:10:57.000 You know what?
00:10:58.000 If you've never heard the mailbag before... Oh no.
00:11:00.000 I think it's time you heard it.
00:11:01.000 Well, I have to edit this then.
00:11:02.000 Are you ready?
00:11:03.000 Who wants to hear the mailbag?
00:11:05.000 Are you doing a Giuliani?
00:11:08.000 Are you fixing your mic?
00:11:12.000 You have your headphones on.
00:11:13.000 Is that making a sound?
00:11:14.000 Yeah, it is making a sound.
00:11:15.000 That's the mailbag.
00:11:16.000 It actually sounds like balls.
00:11:17.000 I don't know how to... Dude, listen to your podcast.
00:11:21.000 It sounds like balls.
00:11:23.000 Oh yeah, the audio's fucked up.
00:11:24.000 No, no, no, no.
00:11:24.000 It literally sounds like testicles are being hit on the mic.
00:11:28.000 They are.
00:11:28.000 We did that.
00:11:29.000 It's called the mailbag.
00:11:31.000 Oh, that's gay.
00:11:33.000 No, it's not.
00:11:34.000 I didn't like it.
00:11:35.000 Having balls isn't gay.
00:11:37.000 Holy shit!
00:11:38.000 What?
00:11:39.000 One of my pubes got caught in the mesh of the mic and it's hanging.
00:11:47.000 Just kidding.
00:11:48.000 I do see hair popping out of it.
00:11:50.000 You see those little like thin silvery...
00:11:55.000 Maybe maybe Gary Ryan is so dumb that like you'll do a dumb prank like that and he'll go no No, I see you go.
00:12:01.000 Yeah, I see the pubes.
00:12:02.000 I do see a white hair invented them.
00:12:04.000 You can't have seen it So do you have this letter from Joe?
00:12:07.000 See here Did I send it to you?
00:12:12.000 I think you did Yeah, he said I think he he cc'd you yeah, so like right out of a dream.
00:12:19.000 I
00:12:20.000 No, it was sent to the mailbag.
00:12:21.000 Okay.
00:12:22.000 But I forwarded it to you.
00:12:23.000 I got it.
00:12:24.000 At 429 p.m.
00:12:25.000 Oh wow, that's glorious.
00:12:26.000 Like a dream.
00:12:28.000 Like, this is better than being a billionaire.
00:12:31.000 Someone heard my sob story about the fucking golf bag.
00:12:33.000 By the way, I spent an hour and 20 minutes on eBay today trying to complain about this guy who refuses to give me my money back.
00:12:42.000 There's no customer service, there's no email.
00:12:44.000 Every time you go in to help, it routes you back to the website.
00:12:48.000 Which will not help you.
00:12:50.000 And it just gives you these essays on how to deal with the seller.
00:12:53.000 The seller says, Hey, uh, Mr. McInnes, you sent me back a coffee grinder, a wheelbarrow wheel, and the lid of a bleach wipes thing in a box that's too small for a golf bag.
00:13:03.000 And I go, yeah, that's what you sent me.
00:13:08.000 So the only way he could not be lying is someone at UPS takes his label off.
00:13:15.000 Um, steals the golf bag, puts it on a new smaller box with some crap in it.
00:13:20.000 Which I guess is possible, but can't we track that UPS?
00:13:23.000 No, he's sus.
00:13:24.000 Cause I have a video on one of my home cameras at my house of the UPS guy getting out of the truck and walking to my door with this shitty box.
00:13:33.000 No, he's sus.
00:13:34.000 Anyway.
00:13:35.000 He's ejected.
00:13:36.000 I'll keep trying, because technically he has till tonight at midnight to pay me back.
00:13:40.000 But anyway, someone wrote in, Dear Gavin, and they call you faggot.
00:13:43.000 That's just harsh.
00:13:45.000 I was touched by your failed attempt of acquiring the highly sought-after vintage red leather Budweiser bag after a long Adderall-fueled night of combing the web.
00:13:52.000 I found not one, but a few for sale throughout the country via FB Marketplace.
00:13:56.000 I'm banned from Facebook, so I don't know what that is.
00:14:00.000 Naturally, I pursued the best available.
00:14:01.000 Mint condition, used only a few times.
00:14:03.000 Anyways, it's yours.
00:14:05.000 Wow.
00:14:06.000 Again, I just ejaculated, so we just had gay sex.
00:14:10.000 Look at how mint condition that is.
00:14:12.000 I think it has the original tag on there.
00:14:14.000 Look at that.
00:14:16.000 No, that can't be the original tag.
00:14:17.000 Look at that.
00:14:17.000 I don't know.
00:14:18.000 It's the guy... It's the guy's whatever.
00:14:23.000 Golf club pretty legit and that the cover most people don't retain the cover you never use the cover but he's got it sir this is gay you just made me ejaculate
00:14:36.000 Um, I would consider it an honor to help restore your gleeful fantasies of gloating at the range.
00:14:41.000 All joking aside, you've been very influential.
00:14:43.000 Not only did you red pill me, you helped turn my once working baby mama into my wife and a stay-at-home mom to our three children.
00:14:50.000 This is the very least I can do.
00:14:51.000 Please keep up the fight.
00:14:53.000 I like you more than a friend, Joe.
00:14:57.000 And then he says, have Ryan contact me.
00:14:59.000 It arrives on November 2nd.
00:15:00.000 I'll ship it out that day.
00:15:02.000 Yeah, he messaged me through Twitter.
00:15:04.000 Isn't that fucking awesome?
00:15:05.000 Yeah, that's the best.
00:15:07.000 Wow, great guy.
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00:16:04.000 And the whole family had Bubba and Hank's burgers tonight.
00:16:07.000 Cool.
00:16:08.000 They were all inhaled.
00:16:11.000 And we had six in a pack.
00:16:12.000 There's only five of us.
00:16:14.000 So I gave one to the dog.
00:16:16.000 And I don't, I'm not nice to that dog.
00:16:17.000 I don't hurt him, but I don't give him fucking fancy meats.
00:16:20.000 And so I put it in his bowl and he's looking, he looked up at me like, are you fucking serious?
00:16:24.000 Is this poison or?
00:16:26.000 You're giving me a complete hamburger?
00:16:28.000 I get those on my birthday, but on a random day?
00:16:31.000 And I go, just fucking eat it before I change my mind, bitch.
00:16:35.000 Literal bitch.
00:16:36.000 No, actually, it's a dude.
00:16:40.000 He took it and he ran away to the back door.
00:16:43.000 Just ate it there privately, just in case I change my mind.
00:16:45.000 Yeah.
00:16:49.000 But yeah, it was delicious.
00:16:51.000 Now we got another letter that I was fascinated by.
00:16:53.000 I think I just sent it to you.
00:16:58.000 Who was that from again?
00:16:59.000 It was from a guy named Ryan.
00:17:02.000 It might have been the dude playing the drums.
00:17:06.000 Dude playing the drums?
00:17:12.000 I just sent it to you recently, shit dick.
00:17:14.000 Yeah, I'm looking for it.
00:17:17.000 Well, when I say recently, I mean, like, within the past hour.
00:17:22.000 Did it not arrive?
00:17:24.000 I got, no, I got one from Curtis that you forwarded me, and that's it.
00:17:30.000 But I was sure I sent it.
00:17:33.000 I'm never wrong.
00:17:37.000 It was from a guy named Ryan.
00:17:40.000 No, you were, sorry, he sent it to you, that's it.
00:17:44.000 Uh, at 1049 a.m.
00:17:45.000 today.
00:17:46.000 And it's called Gavin Censored.
00:17:47.000 In church?
00:17:49.000 Ryan Rivera.
00:17:50.000 Oh, that was from yesterday.
00:17:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:52.000 Well, it says 1049 a.m.
00:17:54.000 Gotcha.
00:17:54.000 Hold on, let me get that.
00:17:55.000 So that's today.
00:17:57.000 Do you not check your email?
00:17:58.000 I actually saw that one yesterday.
00:17:59.000 I saw you reply to it.
00:18:01.000 Yeah, here we go.
00:18:03.000 No, you didn't see it yesterday.
00:18:03.000 Yeah.
00:18:05.000 It arrived at 1049 a.m.
00:18:06.000 today.
00:18:09.000 So why are you saying it's yesterday?
00:18:11.000 You might have sent this already.
00:18:12.000 I remember seeing this.
00:18:14.000 Unless you re-sent it.
00:18:14.000 Today!
00:18:17.000 Re-sent it?
00:18:19.000 Yeah.
00:18:20.000 The other one didn't have the attachment and it had a link.
00:18:23.000 Here's the full video.
00:18:24.000 Okay, here.
00:18:25.000 No, Ryan, you're wrong.
00:18:27.000 This was sent today.
00:18:29.000 Stop saying it was sent yesterday.
00:18:32.000 You're always wrong.
00:18:33.000 So anytime you have a hunch, just pick the opposite and it'll be true.
00:18:40.000 And the opposite of yesterday is today at 1049 AM.
00:18:42.000 Anyway, Gavin and Ryan.
00:18:45.000 Nice Christian man, doesn't call anyone a faggot.
00:18:48.000 My wife is in the middle of a course on biblical womanhood at church.
00:18:52.000 During Thursday's lecture, they quoted Gavin directly on the nobility of women choosing to be housewives.
00:18:58.000 She was so excited that she recorded this segment on her phone and sent me the clip.
00:19:03.000 See attached movie.
00:19:05.000 And then he says two things.
00:19:06.000 One, 54 seconds in you can literally see her soul leave her body after admitting she's not married, has no children, and works literally all the time.
00:19:16.000 Not unlike the Race Wars chick we were just talking about.
00:19:20.000 Two, the church has now censored the clip from their website.
00:19:24.000 Here is the full video.
00:19:26.000 The quote should have been at 3738 of the lecture, but it's been cut entirely out.
00:19:33.000 Okay, so let's watch this offensive thing that has been edited out of a church seminar.
00:19:37.000 I'll probably talk about fucking kids and Satan and how the church is evil.
00:19:44.000 is a co-founder of Vice Media said this quote that I wanna read to you guys.
00:19:49.000 I think it's really profound.
00:19:50.000 He said, I see the housewife as a far superior vocation to mine and to most.
00:19:57.000 I mean, I make commercials and funny videos and TV shows or whatever, film projects that people will watch for 10 minutes and go, eh, and move on with their day.
00:20:06.000 My wife creates life from her vagina.
00:20:09.000 Maybe it was the word vagina.
00:20:10.000 And then that's just the beginning.
00:20:11.000 Maybe.
00:20:11.000 Then she shapes this human life.
00:20:14.000 I'm not saying that you have to have babies and you have to stay in the kitchen and you can't have a life.
00:20:19.000 Nobody is saying that.
00:20:20.000 That is a totally unreasonable thing to say.
00:20:23.000 All I am saying is, why are you trivializing such a miracle?
00:20:29.000 Watch your face.
00:20:29.000 It's a bad thing.
00:20:46.000 You notice her dialogue got worse after she said, I don't have kids and I work literally all the time?
00:20:51.000 She's thinking about something else entirely.
00:21:08.000 Again, if you're an oncologist, you're curing cancer.
00:21:11.000 If you're Kennedy on Fox Business News, if you're Barbara Corcoran, if you're Margaret Thatcher, if you're Ann Coulter, you were meant to work.
00:21:19.000 That's 5% maybe?
00:21:21.000 95% of women are better at home.
00:21:26.000 It's just natural.
00:21:27.000 Today on the podcast, they both started screaming and laughing at me because I said women are better at caring and nurturing children than men.
00:21:35.000 I'm like, I think that's true of every animal besides humans?
00:21:40.000 Like, are male horses better at raising their, what do you call them?
00:21:45.000 Calfs?
00:21:45.000 Seahorses give birth, male seahorses, but that's it.
00:21:48.000 There we go, male seahorses.
00:21:49.000 So anyway, just briefly, let's go to 3738 and see where they cut it out.
00:21:53.000 Not that that will be very elucidating.
00:21:55.000 3738. 3738.
00:22:06.000 Having equal rights and having equality with men doesn't mean... So go before that.
00:22:13.000 Yeah, they patched it.
00:22:14.000 There must be a jump cut.
00:22:17.000 Oh, I see they have commercials and shit they cut back and forth to.
00:22:20.000 Looks like kind of a fun thing.
00:22:22.000 Little show there?
00:22:24.000 Yeah.
00:22:25.000 He would have supported it.
00:22:28.000 But you don't have to choose.
00:22:30.000 No, I have to.
00:22:31.000 I want a home.
00:22:32.000 I want a family.
00:22:33.000 That's not something I'll sacrifice.
00:22:35.000 No one's asking you to sacrifice that, Joan.
00:22:37.000 I just want you to understand that you can do both.
00:22:41.000 Do you think I'll wake up one morning and regret not being a lawyer?
00:22:44.000 Yes, I'm afraid that you will.
00:22:46.000 Not as much as I regret not having a family.
00:22:48.000 Yeah.
00:22:48.000 Not being there to raise them.
00:22:49.000 I know exactly what I'm doing.
00:22:51.000 Is she portrayed as stupid in that movie?
00:22:55.000 This must seem terrible to you.
00:22:57.000 Sure you did.
00:22:58.000 That's enough, that's enough, that's enough.
00:22:59.000 Okay, this is where the show gets fucking crazy, speaking of God.
00:23:03.000 Something freaky happened.
00:23:21.000 In Philadelphia.
00:23:22.000 That's got me freaking oot.
00:23:24.000 Like a freaked oot Scotsman.
00:23:26.000 And I'm glad we're squeezing it into the podcast.
00:23:29.000 Alright, so, riots in Philadelphia.
00:23:32.000 By the way, Sherrod goes, yeah, they shot a guy who was suffering from mental illness.
00:23:38.000 Okay?
00:23:40.000 He was running at cops with a knife in his hand.
00:23:42.000 He goes, they shot him ten times.
00:23:46.000 How many times have we seen people get shot and get up and beat the shit out of cops?
00:23:50.000 This whole Jesse James thing, where you're supposed to, like, blow out their kneecaps or shoot the gun out of their hand.
00:23:55.000 It's not blazing saddles.
00:23:57.000 Someone's coming at you with a knife.
00:23:59.000 If you come at cops with a knife, all bets are off.
00:24:02.000 Sorry.
00:24:04.000 So, anyway, idiotic riots.
00:24:06.000 We could go through them for hours.
00:24:08.000 I've seen, like, nine hours of fucking footage of places burning.
00:24:12.000 Mostly black-owned businesses, it seems, getting shut down.
00:24:16.000 Um, but this particular video freaked the shit out of me.
00:24:20.000 And you're about to see why.
00:24:23.000 I'm gonna sound like a lunatic right now.
00:24:26.000 I watched this and considered the possibility that God is talking to me.
00:24:33.000 And that God wants Trump to win.
00:24:36.000 He's been anointed by the Lord, the creator of our universe.
00:24:41.000 I know.
00:24:42.000 I'm watching this from your perspective and going, this dude's fucking lost it.
00:24:48.000 Okay, so go to 2-3.
00:24:54.000 It's some Jews who were at a BLM rally in Philadelphia supporting the protests.
00:25:00.000 I assume by proxy kind of supporting the riots.
00:25:03.000 And guys like these Jews who think that that they're part of the black revolution.
00:25:10.000 They don't want you.
00:25:11.000 They don't like you.
00:25:12.000 They're anti-semitic.
00:25:14.000 Radical leftist blacks.
00:25:16.000 Marxist blacks.
00:25:17.000 Marxists are anti-Semitic.
00:25:19.000 Soros is anti-Semitic.
00:25:21.000 He's not a Jew.
00:25:22.000 He doesn't believe in God.
00:25:24.000 And I've always said, like all these anti-Semites who say, you know, Jews are running the media and Jews this, Jews that.
00:25:30.000 They're not really talking about Orthodox Jews like Ron Coleman.
00:25:34.000 They're talking about the guys who put the brackets on their name.
00:25:37.000 And those guys love to pretend they're Jews, but they're Jews in name only.
00:25:40.000 And how many times have I called them Jinos?
00:25:43.000 Like, they'll go to synagogue once in a while, but they don't really care.
00:25:46.000 They could give less of a fuck about Israel.
00:25:48.000 They'd love it to just blow up.
00:25:50.000 Now, usually...
00:25:54.000 The Jews who have yarmulkes on and the belt with the tassels, you know they're on our side.
00:25:59.000 You know they're conservatives who love Trump.
00:26:04.000 But occasionally, especially with the younger millennials, they'll get lost and they'll start trying to appease BLM.
00:26:09.000 Sometimes it's out of fear, where they want to cover their ass and say, kill me last.
00:26:13.000 But sometimes it's they're betraying their own fucking religion.
00:26:18.000 By supporting a Marxist group that wants them destroyed.
00:26:21.000 Anyway, these poor bastards showed up at the rioting saying, me too!
00:26:27.000 And look how well it went for them.
00:26:36.000 Amalek!
00:26:39.000 Amalek!
00:26:40.000 What y'all doing down here?
00:26:42.000 Amalek?
00:26:42.000 You live here?
00:26:48.000 Y'all know we the real Jews, right?
00:26:55.000 So that radical notion that the black Hebrew Israelites purport, which is God, when he said the Chosen Ones, he meant, I think it's like Ethiopia or something, and he didn't mean the people in Israel who think they're Jews.
00:27:08.000 So they literally laugh at the Holocaust.
00:27:11.000 And they say, you killed a bunch of stupid white people who think they're Jews.
00:27:15.000 We're the Jews.
00:27:16.000 So that's a radical belief that is apparently relatively mainstream in urban culture in America.
00:27:23.000 We don't need no solidarity.
00:27:46.000 Tricky situation, too.
00:27:47.000 It's like dealing with bears.
00:27:49.000 Like, you don't wanna run, you're gonna jump, but you just gotta kinda show strength, show testosterone, and then get out of there.
00:27:57.000 Okay.
00:28:01.000 Go back.
00:28:01.000 What was that last quote?
00:28:03.000 Revelations 2 and 9, synagogue of Satan?
00:28:12.000 So, he's saying Revelation 3-9, I believe.
00:28:15.000 Or maybe he's getting it wrong.
00:28:19.000 So, the synagogue of Satan.
00:28:22.000 Let's go to 2-5.
00:28:25.000 I'd never heard of that before.
00:28:26.000 Me neither.
00:28:29.000 The Bible hates Jews?
00:28:32.000 I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan who claim to be Jews, though they are not, but are liars, I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.
00:28:43.000 So, it's the same thing a bunch of times in different words, right?
00:28:47.000 So keep going down.
00:28:49.000 And it says...
00:28:51.000 There's a second time in the letters to the seven churches that the synagogue of Satan is mentioned, and the fourth time Satan is referenced.
00:28:57.000 Apparently, oh, 2-9, 2-1-3, so I guess he was saying 2-9.
00:29:01.000 Apparently the Jews, so he got the wrong citing.
00:29:03.000 He said 2-9, but it was 3-9.
00:29:05.000 2-9 was a different Jew thing.
00:29:07.000 Apparently the Jews of Philadelphia, like those of Smyrna, made life hard for the believers in Philadelphia.
00:29:12.000 This is not a blanket reference to all of Judaism, nor all Jewish people.
00:29:16.000 Rather, Jesus is indicting a specific group in a specific area.
00:29:20.000 In fact, Jesus said these offenders were Jews in name only.
00:29:24.000 What?
00:29:25.000 How many times have I said Gino on this show?
00:29:27.000 That's crazy.
00:29:28.000 He called them liars.
00:29:29.000 They actually belonged to Satan and served him.
00:29:31.000 I'm not saying, by the way, that Jews belong to Satan.
00:29:35.000 But isn't it fucking mental that this chapter, this portion of the Bible, what's it called when you have a thing, this psalm?
00:29:45.000 This passage?
00:29:47.000 Um, it's about Philadelphia.
00:29:50.000 They were in Philadelphia.
00:29:52.000 He's talking about ancient Philadelphia, which was in, I think it's what is modern day Turkey, right?
00:29:57.000 It was Greece back then or something.
00:30:00.000 But this passage is about Philadelphia.
00:30:04.000 Am I going crazy?
00:30:06.000 What?
00:30:07.000 Go to 2.4.
00:30:09.000 I didn't even know this when I read it.
00:30:12.000 I didn't know there was an ancient Philadelphia, but that's what Philadelphia is named after.
00:30:16.000 Wow.
00:30:18.000 The town of ancient Cilicia and later whatever.
00:30:24.000 And it was, uh, it remains under Philadelphia Minor.
00:30:28.000 Uh, what does that say?
00:30:29.000 A titler?
00:30:30.000 I can't see.
00:30:32.000 Sea of the Roman Catholic Church.
00:30:35.000 It's tentatively located near Ismi Orsin in Asiatic Turkey.
00:30:40.000 Wow.
00:30:40.000 How fucking crazy is that?
00:30:43.000 Am I nuts for thinking that's really, really, really, really weird?
00:30:47.000 That they're in Philadelphia, they're acting like gynos, and the Bible mentioned that, and it was talking about Philadelphia?
00:30:56.000 Just a coincidence?
00:30:57.000 I'll make them come and fall down at your feet.
00:30:59.000 Yikes.
00:31:03.000 I sent it to Ron Coleman going, am I losing my mind or is this some sort of message from God?
00:31:10.000 And he just sends back the emoji.
00:31:14.000 The shrug?
00:31:15.000 Yeah.
00:31:16.000 All right, that's enough for the free show.
00:31:19.000 Could have been a message from God.
00:31:20.000 Could it just be a crazy coincidence?
00:31:25.000 But I'm fascinated by it.
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00:32:33.000 You know, Sherrod Small was saying to me on the Race Wars podcast today, which I think comes out tomorrow, he was like, why did this, if you're not racist, why does this keep coming up?
00:32:43.000 And I said, because I'm one of the few Americans to, when I hear anything that's racial, I just go, nah, that's bullshit, that didn't happen like that, and that wasn't white people's fault.
00:32:53.000 I'm one of the few white people who just goes, yeah, no, I'm not apologizing, and that wasn't a thing, and you know, everyone was fucking slaves, dude, get over it.
00:33:03.000 Whereas most Americans just immediately capitulate and go, I know, I'm so sorry, what can I do?
00:33:09.000 How much ass can I kiss?
00:33:11.000 Because they don't want to get in trouble.
00:33:12.000 They don't want to get fired.
00:33:13.000 And to them I say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.