Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #72

00:00:30.000 What's going on, guy?

00:00:31.000 Seems like our chord is no, the chord doesn't magically not work one day.

00:00:39.000 I don't know.

00:00:42.000 Play that song again.

00:00:52.000 The chord just magically died today, and it sounds like unbelievable shit.

00:01:12.000 What are you even looking at?

00:01:13.000 That seems good.

00:01:14.000 The levels over here.

00:01:16.000 So it's not the chord, it's levels?

00:01:18.000 No.

00:01:19.000 I was just looking to see if it reflected that there was that clipping going on.

00:01:25.000 Clipping?

00:01:26.000 You know what clipping is?

00:01:28.000 Yeah, but that didn't sound like clipping.

00:01:31.000 Sounds like a badly connected chord.

00:01:33.000 Sounds like...

00:01:34.000 Like, I'm looking at it.

00:01:35.000 It's afraid.

00:01:39.000 Who is that?

00:01:40.000 Florida, Georgia Line.

00:01:42.000 Florida, Georgia Line.

00:01:44.000 A book of the day, folks, Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung by Lester Bangs, a collection of his work.

00:01:52.000 He was kind of a gonzo dude.

00:01:54.000 This is his articles that he wrote for various sources from 71 to 82.

00:02:00.000 This is the guy who called himself the last of the white niggers.

00:02:03.000 Something you could never say today.

00:02:05.000 Back in Vice Records days, the Black Lips wanted to call their album that, right as I was leaving.

00:02:11.000 And I said yes, and Shana Serus said no.

00:02:15.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:02:17.000 He later regretted that.

00:02:19.000 It's kind of a bummer because you read this book and you go, wow, this is what balls were like.

00:02:23.000 This is when someone really cared about writing.

00:02:24.000 And if you want to get into writing, I would recommend reading Lester Banks.

00:02:28.000 He's sort of like Jim Goad.

00:02:31.000 You get your foundations.

00:02:32.000 If you don't like Lester Banks and Jim Goad, you shouldn't be writing.

00:02:35.000 But he became a cuck later on and totally regretted using the N-word and blah, blah, blah.

00:02:43.000 Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:02:45.000 I swore.

00:02:47.000 Why did I swear?

00:02:54.000 Got a fun show for you today.

00:02:55.000 The first half hour is completely free and it's on iTunes and a bunch of other stuff.

00:03:01.000 Bit shooter, whatever we're still allowed on.

00:03:03.000 And then we continue for another half hour, but it's no longer free.

00:03:07.000 It's behind the paywall at censored.tv.

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00:03:12.000 And then we take calls.

00:03:13.000 While we take calls, I do doodles.

00:03:16.000 And I sell the doodles at the doodle auction.

00:03:19.000 And the money goes to the Kinsman family.

00:03:22.000 John Kinsman has been separated from his black children for being a racist.

00:03:28.000 Yeah, I know.

00:03:29.000 It sounds insane.

00:03:30.000 Antifa picked a fight with him and he beat them up.

00:03:32.000 And that is a sin for Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the DNC, and it is verboten to beat them up, even when they beg for it.

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00:04:58.000 Yeah, and then someone's like, hey, I got a rash.

00:05:00.000 Oh, you got to find out why.

00:05:01.000 Maybe that person's full of shit.

00:05:03.000 You got to go research that, make sure it's true.

00:05:06.000 You got to get your little box.

00:05:07.000 That's what's great about the military is they teach discipline.

00:05:10.000 Or are people prone to discipline attracted to the military?

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00:05:31.000 Because we don't have time to run around making coffee and beard balm.

00:05:36.000 Someone else does.

00:05:38.000 So I'm in a bad mood.

00:05:40.000 I had a fight with my wife today.

00:05:41.000 She wakes me up.

00:05:42.000 So I was up.

00:05:43.000 By the way, I wet the couch last night.

00:05:45.000 Yeeks.

00:05:46.000 So Eddie is three for three.

00:05:49.000 He's made me wet three things.

00:05:52.000 Sounds like you're assuming personal responsibility here.

00:05:54.000 No, I'm assuming Eddie responsibility.

00:05:57.000 You're not a nice person.

00:05:59.000 Eddie.

00:06:00.000 I'm going to put this on the Yelp of the review.

00:06:03.000 Great bar if you like wetting the couch.

00:06:05.000 So anyway, she's mad at me.

00:06:06.000 She wakes up yelling at me, which is fine.

00:06:08.000 I understand that.

00:06:09.000 It's a very expensive couch.

00:06:11.000 But then I got all this shit about the Proud Boys.

00:06:14.000 And she goes, what's going on with the Proud Boys?

00:06:16.000 I go, I went to bed at five in the morning.

00:06:19.000 It's eight.

00:06:20.000 I've had three hours of sleep.

00:06:21.000 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

00:06:23.000 They got stabbed?

00:06:25.000 Oh, okay.

00:06:26.000 So how am I the bad guy if Proud Boys got stabbed?

00:06:28.000 She goes, our family's in danger.

00:06:30.000 And then, oh, God, they're getting stabbed and they were zeke hiling at a bar.

00:06:36.000 And I'm thinking, you can just tell something's bullshit from a mile away, right?

00:06:41.000 And I go, Yeah, that doesn't sound like them, but say it was like, say Proud Boys, this would never happen, marched up and down the street, Zeke Hiling.

00:06:49.000 I'm sorry.

00:06:51.000 I'm sorry I told them to do that.

00:06:54.000 So the story is, according to the Daily Mail, Proud Boy stabbed by Black Lives Matter after making racist, white supremacist gestures at a bar.

00:07:06.000 That's the way writers write.

00:07:08.000 What's her name?

00:07:09.000 The woman who wrote this, Megan Sheets.

00:07:12.000 So she's a dumb cunt Midwestern who comes to New York City to live the big life, and she can't write.

00:07:18.000 She can't do journalism.

00:07:20.000 So she writes this garbage article, Three Powboys Stabbed at a Bar Near the White House.

00:07:25.000 Oh, they've changed it.

00:07:26.000 This is the funny thing with the Daily Mail.

00:07:28.000 The way they avoid litigation is as you harass them, this amorphous blob.

00:07:32.000 So the headlines change.

00:07:34.000 Even one of the bylines changed.

00:07:36.000 It used to say Rachel Sharp was one of the authors.

00:07:40.000 And then I harassed her today, and she's gone.

00:07:43.000 And the headline's different.

00:07:46.000 So police said that Proud Boys leader Mike Tario.

00:07:50.000 Tario claimed that his group was attacked.

00:07:51.000 Yeah, they've also changed the fact they called the woman in the article a Proud Boys member.

00:07:57.000 Can't be.

00:07:58.000 Like, I don't fault you for not knowing that women can't be Proud Boys, but if you're a journalist writing about them, yeah, I fault you all day and night.

00:08:08.000 So this guy went like this in a photograph.

00:08:12.000 So?

00:08:14.000 What if you heard that a black guy was stabbed by a patriot in a MAGA hat?

00:08:19.000 Would you go through his social media and find him doing something allegedly offensive?

00:08:25.000 No.

00:08:26.000 But these journalists, these silly bitches, these babysitters, they hear about that and they go, oh, that looks bad for our side.

00:08:32.000 So they comb through social media trying to find an example of one of these men behaving badly.

00:08:40.000 And what do they get out of it?

00:08:42.000 This.

00:08:43.000 So here's two versions of the story, right?

00:08:45.000 This is the media story.

00:08:46.000 Guy Zeke Heiling, Zeke Heiling at a bar, because that's what you think of when you hear white power gesture.

00:08:51.000 You don't really think of this unless you're a fucking complete loser.

00:08:54.000 You think of Zeke Heiling.

00:08:56.000 By the way, I told a barmaid this story today, and she'd never heard of Zeke Heil.

00:09:02.000 She goes, what's that?

00:09:02.000 I go, it's the gesture that the Nazis did?

00:09:05.000 She goes, I never heard of that before.

00:09:07.000 What?

00:09:09.000 How can you not have heard of Zeke Heil?

00:09:13.000 Isn't that insane?

00:09:14.000 Do you know who Hitler is?

00:09:16.000 I wonder how many Americans, like adult Americans over 18, don't know who Hitler is.

00:09:22.000 Hey, computer!

00:09:24.000 How many Americans don't know who Hitler is?

00:09:32.000 Hey, computer, what's two plus two?

00:09:36.000 Two plus two is four.

00:09:38.000 Hey, computer, how many Americans don't know who Hitler is?

00:09:45.000 Hmm, I'm not sure.

00:09:46.000 Yeah, me neither.

00:09:49.000 Let's go with our guts.

00:09:50.000 There's 330 million Americans, right?

00:09:53.000 We've got Mexicans, old ladies, immigrants.

00:09:55.000 Do we count mentally ill people?

00:09:58.000 Retards.

00:10:01.000 So let's make this simpler.

00:10:02.000 What percentage of the population does not know who Hitler is?

00:10:05.000 I was going to, I had a number.

00:10:07.000 Okay, give me a number.

00:10:11.000 60,000 or 75,000.

00:10:14.000 Okay, I don't know what percentage that is.

00:10:16.000 It's probably like one.

00:10:18.000 But I'm going to say, it's way more than you think.

00:10:24.000 I'm going to say, and when you say who is Hitler, they have to say the Nazi guy from World War II.

00:10:31.000 They can't just say a racist, a German racist.

00:10:35.000 That doesn't count.

00:10:37.000 So I'm going to say 18% of the population in America does not know who Hitler is.

00:10:45.000 That's a lot.

00:10:46.000 That's a lot.

00:10:47.000 I used to hang out with Samantha B's husband, Jason, what's his name?

00:10:52.000 Jason Daly or something?

00:10:54.000 And this is back when Barack Obama was president.

00:10:57.000 He's like, how many Americans do you think, what percentage of the population do you think doesn't know who Obama is?

00:11:02.000 This is while he was president.

00:11:04.000 And I went low.

00:11:05.000 I was like 1%.

00:11:06.000 And he was going up to the 10% zone.

00:11:10.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:11:10.000 That's like one in four people, 18%.

00:11:12.000 So here's the story that you get when you read the Daily Mail, written by a child.

00:11:16.000 Like when you look up this girl, Megan Sheets.

00:11:20.000 You see this in the Daily Mail and you imagine, you know, we're pretty naive.

00:11:23.000 So you imagine some guy with a press thing in his fedora and he's typing away, I've got a scoop, boss.

00:11:30.000 You go, oh, you must have really hit the pavement.

00:11:32.000 You must have heard of the Proud Boys.

00:11:33.000 You must know the Romans Club.

00:11:35.000 And then you see the person who wrote it and you go, oh, it's a babysitter.

00:11:39.000 It's a child.

00:11:41.000 So like they did this like white power thing.

00:11:43.000 It was like at a bar.

00:11:44.000 They were like Zaghili.

00:11:45.000 And look at the top left.

00:11:47.000 James O'Keefe had to put her on the wall of shame for some fuck up.

00:11:51.000 Let's check that out.

00:11:53.000 Oh, where's that?

00:11:54.000 Top left.

00:11:55.000 You're at it.

00:11:55.000 You're touching it.

00:11:56.000 So just click the fucking link.

00:11:58.000 Retracto is the retraction alpaca that we've had on the show before.

00:12:02.000 Hello, everyone.

00:12:03.000 Welcome to Project Veritas headquarters in front of the infamous Wall of Shame where the journalist reputations go to the graveyard.

00:12:11.000 Today we have the 319th retraction about Project Veritas.

00:12:16.000 This one goes to one Megan Sheets at the UK Daily Mail.

00:12:22.000 Retractor.

00:12:36.000 He's coming.

00:12:38.000 Okay, so Megan Sheets writes in the Daily Mail, this is regarding our Facebook investigation.

00:12:43.000 Remember that one?

00:12:44.000 The guy who talks about Facebook shadow banning, Facebook targeting conservatives, Facebook labeling MAGA people as terrorists.

00:12:51.000 Remember those clips?

00:12:52.000 She writes that, quote, Project Veritas is a right-wing activist group known to traffic misinformation.

00:12:59.000 Megan Sheets also writes, quote, given Project Veritas' history of pushing misinformation and propaganda.

00:13:05.000 What a fucking amateur.

00:13:12.000 The problem?

00:13:13.000 I don't know what edit she's talking about.

00:13:15.000 I don't know what misinformation or propaganda Megan is.

00:13:19.000 Why is this woman a writer?

00:13:21.000 Why aren't you at home?

00:13:23.000 Starting a family.

00:13:24.000 You suck.

00:13:25.000 I don't mind if a high school student has a theory and believes that James O'Keefe is a conspiracy theorist.

00:13:30.000 That's a normal high school thing to think.

00:13:33.000 But to be typing away at the Daily Mail.

00:13:34.000 Anyway, you read that article and you go, oh, so Prowboys were Ziegheiling, and these BLM guys were like, I've had enough of this fucking racist shit.

00:13:44.000 And eventually they just snapped the poor guys and they stabbed a bunch of people, a bunch of white Nazis.

00:13:51.000 And in today's culture, you can be forgiven for going good.

00:13:56.000 I'm glad Nazis got stabbed.

00:13:58.000 And my wife's takeaway was, oh no, now they're going to stab me.

00:14:02.000 Which is why I'm mad at her, because here's what really happened.

00:14:07.000 Enrique Bevelyn Beattie, the woman who poured black paint all over the Black Lives Matter thing in New York, she's black.

00:14:15.000 So we're at two blacks now.

00:14:18.000 And Jen Lee, I think her name is, Latina for Trump type.

00:14:22.000 And then three proud boys, first and second degrees.

00:14:25.000 They're walking home at about 2.30 in the morning, I believe.

00:14:30.000 And on the way home, they see a bunch of bleeps murdering a man, stabbing him to death.

00:14:38.000 So they jump in.

00:14:39.000 Now, I don't recommend this, Bevlyn, as a lady.

00:14:43.000 I don't think you should do that.

00:14:45.000 Men, if you're strong enough or you feel like you could win, you should intervene.

00:14:51.000 But we don't know the story here.

00:14:53.000 And I don't know.

00:14:54.000 If I see like eight bleeps stabbing a dude, I'm going to call the police.

00:14:59.000 But I'm not sure I'm enough of a fucking pugilist to go in there and I would think they might start stabbing me, which is what happened.

00:15:09.000 They impaled Bevelyn.

00:15:14.000 The knife goes deep into her spine.

00:15:17.000 So deep, not her spine, sorry, past her spine.

00:15:20.000 Thank God it didn't touch her spine.

00:15:21.000 You can see, you're about to see the knife plunge into her back.

00:15:24.000 Collapsed her lung, pierced many organs.

00:15:27.000 She's had surgery.

00:15:28.000 She's going to be in the hospital for a week.

00:15:30.000 She's in intensive care.

00:15:31.000 She will live, but barely.

00:15:35.000 And they stabbed another proud boy.

00:15:38.000 He thought he was stabbed in the neck.

00:15:38.000 He was stabbed in the ear.

00:15:39.000 Now, the narrator here is calling them Black Lives Matter people.

00:15:44.000 She's wrong.

00:15:45.000 That's not a news source, Megan Sheets.

00:15:50.000 Wait, go back to the beginning.

00:15:51.000 So she's calling them Black Lives Matter people.

00:15:53.000 They were coming from Black Lives Matter Plaza, but I don't know what's Black Lives Matter.

00:15:57.000 What is Black Lives Matter?

00:15:59.000 So turn it up a bit.

00:16:04.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!

00:16:06.000 Black Lives Matter over here.

00:16:08.000 Hey.

00:16:10.000 Hey.

00:16:13.000 Bevlyn, what are you doing?

00:16:14.000 Look, there she is.

00:16:16.000 You see her?

00:16:16.000 She's just getting stabbed there.

00:16:18.000 There's Enrique.

00:16:24.000 Gotta help him.

00:16:25.000 His ear is fucked.

00:16:26.000 He thinks he's stabbed in the neck.

00:16:27.000 It's his ear.

00:16:28.000 The cartilage ripped in that.

00:16:29.000 That bleeds like crazy because of all the little capillaries there.

00:16:32.000 What was Bevlyn thinking?

00:16:36.000 So that's a proud boy right there who doesn't move away.

00:16:39.000 He tried to stab you.

00:16:41.000 Oh, he did stab you.

00:16:44.000 So she doesn't know that she's bleeding, but she's not going to be able to do that.

00:16:46.000 They stabbed Bevy and Beatty right now.

00:16:48.000 Excuse my analysis.

00:16:49.000 They just stabbed Bevlyn BD.

00:16:50.000 Call 911.

00:16:53.000 I got him on camera.

00:16:54.000 I got him on camera.

00:16:57.000 What's blood everywhere?

00:16:58.000 That's her blood.

00:16:59.000 They stabbed me on my back.

00:17:01.000 Anyway, so they saved a man's life.

00:17:03.000 This dummy goes to pursue them.

00:17:06.000 Dude, what are you doing?

00:17:07.000 We know that guy.

00:17:08.000 Oh, we do?

00:17:08.000 Yeah.

00:17:09.000 Jeremy, no, no.

00:17:11.000 Jeremy, don't go.

00:17:16.000 She pronounced it weird, though.

00:17:17.000 That's not his name.

00:17:19.000 We just got jumped by Black Lives Matter, and they just stabbed Evlin Beatty.

00:17:24.000 You guys, get out there.

00:17:26.000 He's going by himself.

00:17:28.000 So, yeah.

00:17:29.000 Journalists use this narration as the source.

00:17:34.000 Like, ladies and gentlemen, if you're a writer, you say, the woman doing the recording alleges they were Black Lives Matter.

00:17:42.000 Don't say Black Lives Matter stabbed a bunch of people for being Nazis.

00:17:46.000 So this cunt, Megan Sheets, goes back through the social media history of the people involved and sees this, and that makes it to the headline.

00:17:56.000 Not anymore, of course, but it did.

00:17:59.000 You believe this shit?

00:18:02.000 So now I'm mad at my wife because she's like mad at me for starting this club.

00:18:07.000 And yeah, if they were Zeke hiling and kicking black babies in the head, I'd go, Jesus, what have I created?

00:18:13.000 But then I look it up and find out, no, they were saving some fucking dude's life.

00:18:17.000 And a black woman is in the hospital right now because of it.

00:18:24.000 What the fuck?

00:18:25.000 I know.

00:18:27.000 I'm losing faith.

00:18:28.000 I'm not sure if this shit.

00:18:28.000 I really have.

00:18:29.000 I've had enough people apologizing for creating the greatest fraternal organization in the world that determines elections and are the only ones to stand up for America right now.

00:18:41.000 The only ones to look Antifa in the face and say, no, you're not going to do that.

00:18:48.000 And then you throw us in jail and you make us claim we'll never hang out with each other again.

00:18:53.000 I have to disavow.

00:18:55.000 And what happens?

00:18:56.000 America burns to the fucking ground.

00:18:57.000 Five months of riots.

00:19:03.000 But Proud Boys are kicking ass.

00:19:07.000 I'll jump ahead to that, actually.

00:19:09.000 Where's that now?

00:19:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:16.000 Look at 3...

00:19:17.000 This is right after 3-2.

00:19:19.000 It's a picture.

00:19:21.000 I thought this was awesome.

00:19:24.000 I saw Ruffio talking about all the people he had to beat the shit out of.

00:19:27.000 Medics needed in response to Proud Boys' Proud Boy attacks at the S-POG counter-protest.

00:19:34.000 Multiple altercations have occurred involving mace and glass bottles, Seattle protest.

00:19:39.000 So, like I said, we don't go to their things, they go to our things.

00:19:42.000 They fucking Proud Boys had a rally, a free speech thing, whatever, pro-Trump thing.

00:19:48.000 Antifa came, fucked around, and got their heads kicked in.

00:19:52.000 And they say we were attacked at a counter-protest.

00:19:57.000 Isn't that perfect?

00:19:58.000 You were attacked at a counter-protest.

00:20:00.000 No, you picked a fight and lost.

00:20:02.000 But that's illegal these days.

00:20:04.000 Max and John went to prison for that.

00:20:06.000 Anyway, that's gay and lame.

00:20:09.000 Speaking of America in a nutshell, look at 3-2 there just above it.

00:20:14.000 This is so perfect.

00:20:15.000 I want to make it a t-shirt.

00:20:17.000 Wait, you don't follow her?

00:20:18.000 Oh, my account got nuked.

00:20:20.000 Oh, geez.

00:20:22.000 Well, maybe you can find it.

00:20:24.000 She's on Twitter, no?

00:20:26.000 See?

00:20:26.000 I don't know.

00:20:27.000 But it's a man playing the piano.

00:20:31.000 You'll recognize the song when you hear it.

00:20:33.000 And he's just happily playing along.

00:20:35.000 Andrew Clavin makes this a sort of opening to his show.

00:20:39.000 He has a guy going, everything is groovy, everything is fine when there's chaos behind him.

00:20:43.000 And it has, as he plays the piano, there are bombs going off, people being shot at, police vans, and he just keeps going and going.

00:20:52.000 Isn't that the left?

00:20:53.000 Isn't that Biden?

00:20:55.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:20:56.000 I haven't even started the show yet.

00:20:57.000 And we're already ready for a second sponsor.

00:21:00.000 Trump won.

00:21:03.000 There it is.

00:21:04.000 Yeah, nice.

00:21:12.000 Isn't that perfect?

00:21:15.000 Am I only breathing?

00:21:20.000 Is this burning an eternal thing?

00:21:22.000 That's the fucking song.

00:21:27.000 Like, when we start making graphics for the show, make a note of this, Ryan, for the new studio.

00:21:31.000 This is like, this is our thing.

00:21:33.000 This is it, yeah.

00:21:35.000 The lyrics, he's playing the part where it says, is this burning an eternal thing?

00:21:41.000 Amazing.

00:21:42.000 Well, there's a car on fucking fire behind him.

00:21:44.000 So yeah.

00:21:46.000 After we talk about Prowboys and all this shit, we won.

00:21:52.000 We celebrated last night.

00:21:54.000 We popped the Vouve Clucau.

00:21:56.000 We partied.

00:21:57.000 I wet the couch.

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00:23:37.000 The election.

00:23:39.000 It's all on Nevada now.

00:23:41.000 Do you want to pull up some graphics?

00:23:47.000 But the most egregious case of election fraud has ever happened.

00:23:51.000 James O'Keefe, by the way, has been warning us about election fraud for a long time.

00:23:55.000 Leading up to the election, he showed us a ton of examples of people ripping off the system.

00:24:01.000 And last night, go to 1-1.

00:24:06.000 Right when they realized Biden was going to lose, all of a sudden, you'll notice the end of our show last night, they stopped counting, right?

00:24:13.000 Milo had updates, updates, updates, and then nothing.

00:24:16.000 Right when it was looking like Donald Trump was a shoe-in.

00:24:19.000 And then magically, where was it now?

00:24:24.000 Yes, Democrats are trying to steal the election in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania.

00:24:28.000 138,000, you scroll down, there's a tweet about it.

00:24:34.000 There we go.

00:24:35.000 So while everyone was asleep and after everyone went home, Democrats in Michigan magically found a trove of 138,339 votes.

00:24:47.000 Guess how many of those were pro-Biden?

00:24:50.000 Maybe 60, 70%?

00:24:52.000 138,339.

00:24:56.000 Guys, if you're going to lie, okay, make it like 127,432.

00:25:06.000 That's how you lie.

00:25:07.000 Is that the state that there's more votes than registered voters?

00:25:12.000 I'm not sure, but I remember reading that too, yeah.

00:25:14.000 Yeah.

00:25:15.000 Yee.

00:25:18.000 Okay, Obama slayed the black vote back in, what was it, 2008?

00:25:23.000 I promise you that if you checked all the votes in Harlem, it would not be 100% for Obama.

00:25:31.000 98?

00:25:32.000 Sure.

00:25:33.000 Nothing's 100%.

00:25:35.000 Votes are never 100%.

00:25:39.000 But magically, at the 11th hour, they find 100%.

00:25:44.000 They find a huge trophy.

00:25:46.000 I heard it was some old lady brings in a zip drive.

00:25:49.000 And on that zip, there's $139,000 all for fucking Biden.

00:25:53.000 Come on.

00:25:53.000 That's why we celebrated last night.

00:25:56.000 Because we won.

00:25:58.000 Now, if we have such a fucked up system that people lie and cheat and steal, well, we have a separate problem.

00:26:04.000 We got to go to court, we have to investigate.

00:26:07.000 But we can be happy.

00:26:09.000 Although, I will say, it wasn't the landslide I predicted as far as we know.

00:26:18.000 I mean, we don't know what's real at this point.

00:26:21.000 But you know who fucked us?

00:26:24.000 It was the goddamn white people.

00:26:30.000 Just about the whites.

00:26:36.000 I used to do that on stage when I did stand-up comedy.

00:26:39.000 I'd say, I'm so sick of being politically correct and you can't say this and you can't say that.

00:26:44.000 You're not allowed to have this opinion.

00:26:46.000 Let's all just be honest with ourselves and just say it with me at the same time.

00:26:51.000 I hate negative thinking.

00:26:56.000 And then I'd go, wait, what did you say?

00:26:58.000 And frame them.

00:27:01.000 But yeah, unprecedented black votes for Trump.

00:27:04.000 Unprecedented Hispanic votes for Trump.

00:27:06.000 And when I say unprecedented, I mean for Republicans, for conservatives.

00:27:10.000 Wow.

00:27:11.000 Did they come out in forces last night?

00:27:14.000 Blacks and Hispanics.

00:27:15.000 You know who didn't come out?

00:27:17.000 This guy.

00:27:18.000 You know who likes blowjobs?

00:27:19.000 This guy.

00:27:21.000 White men, white people.

00:27:23.000 You had a lot of white male Trump voters who didn't return the favor this time around.

00:27:30.000 I'm not sure why that is.

00:27:31.000 I think a lot of them were old people petrified of COVID.

00:27:34.000 And they're like, I want the next president to overreact, to be overly protective.

00:27:40.000 Because I'm in a home.

00:27:42.000 And the more paranoid we are about COVID, the safer I am.

00:27:45.000 I think that was a lot of people.

00:27:47.000 But I don't know.

00:27:48.000 That doesn't explain why so many blacks and Hispanics were down for the cause and so many whites chickened out.

00:27:57.000 It might be because he never said anything nice about white people in the past four years.

00:28:01.000 He's got his big project with Ice Cube and stuff.

00:28:04.000 But, you know, he got pillowed for saying there was people at Charlottesville who weren't Nazis and they were very fine people.

00:28:11.000 But I don't know.

00:28:12.000 He never really gave us any shout outs.

00:28:14.000 And I think white people said, yeah, you're kind of a sellout pussy.

00:28:19.000 But of course, he gets accused of racism at the same time.

00:28:21.000 And Jameel Hill, she was fired from ESPN for saying some anti-white shit, I believe.

00:28:29.000 This is, sorry, the very, very first link.

00:28:31.000 It doesn't have a number.

00:28:33.000 She said, if Trump wins, it's on white people.

00:28:36.000 I mean, she just made that up.

00:28:38.000 She called him a white supremacist in 2017.

00:28:40.000 But it's just, Jameel, it's the opposite of the truth, my dear.

00:28:44.000 It's on your people if Trump wins.

00:28:47.000 Whites did not represent.

00:28:50.000 Blacks and Hispanics did.

00:28:53.000 Oof, she's not aging very well, is she?

00:28:58.000 Black don't crack.

00:28:59.000 Well, it does sometimes.

00:29:02.000 So this is where we're at.

00:29:04.000 And, you know, people ask me about Trump and they think, he's the king.

00:29:09.000 You won.

00:29:10.000 Why are you talking about the government?

00:29:11.000 No.

00:29:12.000 He is a king where everyone in the kingdom wants him dead.

00:29:16.000 It's the origin of the term, the sword of Damocles.

00:29:19.000 Damocles was a king who knew he could be killed at any time.

00:29:22.000 That's how they feel about Trump.

00:29:24.000 Everyone in the system hates him.

00:29:26.000 And after he won, Steve Bannon said, do you think they're going to give it up without a fight?

00:29:30.000 And this is what we're seeing.

00:29:31.000 We're seeing a fight.

00:29:32.000 We're seeing corruption.

00:29:33.000 We're seeing people wheeling in.

00:29:35.000 What was this?

00:29:41.000 We saw them wheeling in.

00:29:43.000 Yeah, look at 1.6.

00:29:45.000 Suitcases and coolers full of quote-unquote votes brought into a voting center at 4 a.m.

00:29:53.000 Mercedes Carrera, who calls me from prison, says that she was told to fill out her ballot with a pencil.

00:29:59.000 And she goes, but it says here on the ballot that it has to be a pen.

00:30:02.000 And they go, use a pencil.

00:30:05.000 So everyone in that prison had their votes altered.

00:30:08.000 Sorry, jail.

00:30:09.000 She hasn't been charged yet, so she's not a criminal.

00:30:11.000 She's a citizen who's awaiting trial.

00:30:16.000 But what's the headline say there?

00:30:20.000 Suitcases and coolers rolled into Detroit voting center at 4 a.m., brought into secure counting area.

00:30:26.000 Or look at 1.5, where we see them throwing votes into the garbage.

00:30:34.000 Oh, he requested that.

00:30:37.000 See how they get us?

00:30:39.000 We're not allowed to.

00:30:40.000 No, but when you fuck with someone's social media and they're in journalism, you're fucking with their job.

00:30:45.000 Your job was to pull up things on social media.

00:30:48.000 They killed your account.

00:30:49.000 Now we can't communicate.

00:30:51.000 They're killing our free speech.

00:30:54.000 Go to 1-4, Eric Trump, talking about this obvious fraud.

00:31:01.000 I think I...

00:31:03.000 You think you what?

00:31:04.000 Can find them.

00:31:06.000 No, go to 1-4.

00:31:12.000 I haven't had a shower today.

00:31:13.000 That's why my hair is...

00:31:14.000 Giuliani, Pambondi, my great wife, Laura.

00:31:18.000 We came to Pennsylvania today to meet with our legal teams.

00:31:21.000 It's very clear to us, and we've declared victory in Pennsylvania.

00:31:25.000 We're up by 400,000 votes with 86% of the precincts in.

00:31:31.000 86% that we have Republican votes still coming in from Trump country.

00:31:35.000 And the Democrats know that the only way that they can win this election is to cheat in Pennsylvania.

00:31:39.000 And we've seen it from day one.

00:31:41.000 We've seen it from day one.

00:31:42.000 We found ballots in drainage ditches.

00:31:45.000 They're not letting our poll watchers watch the polls.

00:31:47.000 They're not letting them inside.

00:31:49.000 There's video after video of them passing out collateral material in polling sites all over Philadelphia.

00:31:56.000 They're trying to cheat.

00:31:58.000 They're trying to cheat.

00:31:58.000 They have three by five printed big posters in polling locations all over the city saying to vote for Biden-Harris, which is totally illegal.

00:32:09.000 They're passing out flyers.

00:32:11.000 The supervisors of elections, we had them on video, certain ones wearing literally Biden-Harris face masks in polling locations, which is totally illegal.

00:32:23.000 And now they won't let, and we brought one great gentleman here with us today, Jeremy, who's a poll watcher down at the convention Center.

00:32:30.000 They won't even let him watch as they count the ballots.

00:32:33.000 They put them behind a fence 40, 50 yards away where they actually can't see the counting happening.

00:32:38.000 Guys, this is fraud.

00:32:40.000 This is absolute fraud.

00:32:41.000 We've seen it in Philadelphia before.

00:32:43.000 They're trying to make a mockery of the election of this country.

00:32:47.000 My father is up by almost half a million votes in this state, with 86% reported, and plenty of red counties left to go.

00:32:55.000 Plenty of red counties left to go.

00:32:57.000 We're going to win Pennsylvania, but they're trying to cheat us out of it because they know it's their only path to victory.

00:33:04.000 They know it's the only path to victory.

00:33:05.000 And so we came here today.

00:33:07.000 We met with all our lawyers.

00:33:09.000 We are going to file suit in Pennsylvania.

00:33:11.000 It's a shame that we have to do that.

00:33:13.000 It's the last thing.

00:33:14.000 Pennsylvania was 64% for 16 hours.

00:33:18.000 They counted 5 million votes in 24 hours.

00:33:20.000 They can't count the rest of Pennsylvania.

00:33:23.000 And with that, I want to pass it off to the great Rudy Giuliani, who's really leading the legal effort.

00:33:29.000 We counted 130 million votes yesterday in five hours.

00:33:34.000 And now we're saying, sorry, we can't finish Nevada.

00:33:37.000 We can't finish.

00:33:39.000 Also, the way the House and the Senate, the Ashton Woody posted this, that if it's so tight and split there, then why would...

00:33:46.000 So basically, people voting for Biden for president, and then they're voting for Republican, like it's off.

00:33:55.000 Usually you go right down the ticket, Republican, but it's really close with the House and Senate, but then it's just in those same places, it's all Biden.

00:34:03.000 Oh, I see.

00:34:04.000 Yeah, that's curious.

00:34:06.000 Nevada had 90% of these votes for two weeks, and yet the last 10%, they need days to count them all.

00:34:14.000 Here's why Biden is bad for America.

00:34:17.000 Okay, let's take commercial real estate, for example.

00:34:20.000 You buy a house, you buy a building for, say, $2 million.

00:34:26.000 You fix it up, you hire contractors, you make it nice, you sell it for $4 million a couple years later, right?

00:34:32.000 Now, you obviously have a lot of tax to spend.

00:34:34.000 You made a lot of money.

00:34:36.000 However, you can defer that tax if you buy a $4 million building.

00:34:42.000 That's a good rule.

00:34:45.000 And I think a lot of people who aren't entrepreneurs have trouble with Trump doing that because they go, he made $4 billion last year and he paid $750.

00:34:52.000 Yeah, he spent $4 billion.

00:34:54.000 That's all good for the economy.

00:34:56.000 You're keeping it in there.

00:34:57.000 So the reason we have that tax loop, if you want to call it that, is that guy now buys a $4 million building and now he has 50 contractors working there for two years, fixing it up, repinning it.

00:35:09.000 He's got all the fucking steam fitters and the nacho, the contractor doing the drywalling.

00:35:20.000 And those are all people being employed for years.

00:35:23.000 Those are all jobs.

00:35:24.000 Biden's going to kill that because, you know, the rich are so evil.

00:35:27.000 So now, not only will you not buy a new building with your extra money and continue to employ people, there's no incentive to even do the first deal because you're going to get fucking reamed.

00:35:39.000 And I know that I make more than your average bear, and you may be annoyed by that if you aren't aware of what it's like to work at something for a quarter century.

00:35:50.000 But I'm up to 50% tax.

00:35:53.000 Now, what's my motive to continue to generate income?

00:35:58.000 What's my motive to build a new studio if you're going to increase that?

00:36:02.000 Like that MMA fighter, what's his name, Tito Ortiz?

00:36:05.000 He's like, what's at 62%?

00:36:07.000 What am I supposed to do?

00:36:08.000 Because that's what Biden's going to end up charging.

00:36:11.000 I'm just like, what's Moscow?

00:36:13.000 What's Russia today?

00:36:15.000 I bet it's 62%.

00:36:19.000 So that's why this election matters.

00:36:21.000 Now, the reason I'm celebrating and parting my buns off is because we did everything we could.

00:36:27.000 We won.

00:36:28.000 Trump is president.

00:36:30.000 Hey, that looks exactly like a rhino's body, doesn't it?

00:36:33.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:37.000 Trump did his job.

00:36:38.000 We did our jobs.

00:36:39.000 We elected.

00:36:40.000 Yeah, but they cheated.

00:36:40.000 And then I always say to people, well, why can't we cheat?

00:36:42.000 And I can't remember who said this, but they go, because we're on the side of Jesus.

00:36:47.000 They're on the side of Satan.

00:36:48.000 Satan cheats.

00:36:49.000 We don't cheat.

00:36:51.000 Well, God, you better do something because these cheaters are doing very well for themselves.

00:36:56.000 Look at this shit.

00:36:57.000 I guess that's the fight.

00:36:58.000 It is total contempt for society.

00:37:01.000 Like, you're supposed to feel guilty when you commit a crime.

00:37:05.000 You can visibly see the lack of guilt.

00:37:11.000 Monkeys have more guilt.

00:37:13.000 I had a place in Costa Rica once, and there was a mango sitting on, like, a little sort of a mini wall.

00:37:19.000 It was about this tall.

00:37:20.000 And I was talking to my girlfriend, who's now my wife.

00:37:23.000 And a monkey came up.

00:37:24.000 I saw him behind my wife, and he went up and he went, and he grabbed the mango and ran away.

00:37:30.000 Like, he knew stealing mangoes is wrong.

00:37:32.000 These people don't know throwing fucking ballots away is wrong.

00:37:40.000 Those are the type of monkeys?

00:37:42.000 See?

00:37:45.000 No, that's a white-faced monkey.

00:37:47.000 I was talking about a howler.

00:37:48.000 Ooh, fucking howler.

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00:39:25.000 Get fired.

00:39:27.000 Get in trouble.

00:39:28.000 Be brave.

00:39:29.000 And never stop fighting.

00:39:50.000 Or just magically die one day.

00:39:52.000 Maybe because it has to get pulled out and put in all the time, but I mean, I do it correctly.

00:39:59.000 I pull it from the thing and I try not to watch it.

00:40:03.000 Well, let's test the cord in another device and see if that's the problem.

00:40:07.000 Let's see here.

00:40:08.000 Oh, I see what you mean.

00:40:10.000 Well, this has got a weird plug.

00:40:12.000 Well, do that on your own time, but that's something to do because I don't buy it, then it just magically dies one day.

00:40:17.000 Oh, it's not magic.

00:40:19.000 How are the results doing?

00:40:23.000 Wait, listen.

00:40:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:25.000 It sounds like shit.

00:40:29.000 Is that going to sound like shit for everything you play?

00:40:31.000 I don't know, because the video that we showed did not.

00:40:36.000 Let's see.

00:40:41.000 Was this in the links?

00:40:42.000 Where did I get this from?

00:40:43.000 I don't know.

00:40:44.000 Did this just pop up?

00:40:47.000 Isn't that using the same chord?

00:40:49.000 Yeah.

00:40:49.000 That was a lawyer once his name was.

00:40:52.000 Believe it or not, Detective Shitty is wrong.

00:40:55.000 So it's this website?

00:40:58.000 Yes.

00:40:59.000 That's the weirdest thing ever.

00:41:00.000 I hate how you confidently write down.

00:41:02.000 Oh, I gotta get a new chord.

00:41:17.000 Oh, wait, there it is.

00:41:19.000 Oh, it seems like the bass is doing it.

00:41:21.000 Look, every time the bass hits...

00:41:26.000 Right?

00:41:27.000 So it's not the cord.

00:41:30.000 Understood?

00:41:31.000 Yep.

00:41:33.000 Holy shit.

00:41:37.000 So how are the results doing?

00:41:40.000 Uh, shitty.

00:41:43.000 264.

00:41:44.000 That seems worse.

00:41:46.000 It looks like his just went up a couple votes.

00:41:51.000 Wow.

00:41:52.000 He's six away from a win.

00:41:57.000 Holy Toledo.

00:41:59.000 And Nevada is six.

00:42:02.000 So wait a minute.

00:42:04.000 Wait a minute.

00:42:05.000 Wait a minute.

00:42:05.000 Go up.

00:42:07.000 So Trump is.

00:42:08.000 Go up, please.

00:42:09.000 Trump's, what, 214?

00:42:11.000 So he's 214.

00:42:14.000 Nevada's six, 220.

00:42:17.000 Right?

00:42:18.000 Go down.

00:42:20.000 PA is 20, right?

00:42:22.000 240.

00:42:25.000 North Carolina's 15, 255.

00:42:29.000 And then Georgia is 16, 255, 265.

00:42:34.000 Yeah, he has to get 100% of what you see on the board to win.

00:42:40.000 Looks like he's got PA.

00:42:41.000 Looks like he's got North Carolina.

00:42:44.000 Looks like he's got...

00:42:45.000 No, but he doesn't need to get most of these states.

00:42:48.000 He needs to get all of them.

00:42:49.000 He needs all of them.

00:42:51.000 So, but he's got everything but Nevada.

00:42:53.000 It all comes out of Nevada, really.

00:42:55.000 And Nevada looks more blue than pink to me.

00:42:57.000 75% results in.

00:43:01.000 And where were those 138,000 votes again?

00:43:04.000 Michigan?

00:43:05.000 Is that Michigan?

00:43:08.000 Yeah.

00:43:08.000 Huh.

00:43:11.000 Go to 1-3.

00:43:12.000 Jacob Wool predicted this last night.

00:43:22.000 When I went live on censored.tv last night at 12.30 a.m., I warned this is exactly what the Democrat thugs would do.

00:43:27.000 I told you in graphic and stunning detail that this is the plan they had in motion.

00:43:33.000 Here's what I don't get, though.

00:43:35.000 And this is Nick Fortez.

00:43:36.000 The fix is in Red Mirage election steal in a full effect.

00:43:39.000 Trump wins the election.

00:43:40.000 They stop the count, wait for everyone to sleep, and then dump fraudulent mail ballots.

00:43:45.000 Social media censors anyone who contests and regular media won't carry Trump pressers.

00:43:53.000 That's it in a nutshell.

00:43:56.000 So it's a strange thing to celebrate while your country's robbed from you, but we still won.

00:44:02.000 So say you were watching your favorite soccer team and they won the World Cup and then it was in a corrupt nation, so they changed the score and made the other team win.

00:44:13.000 You can be mad and go to pursue that and also celebrate at the same time that you won.

00:44:19.000 What's a 1-2?

00:44:20.000 People being punished for noticing this?

00:44:22.000 I think it was the Daily Mail's Matt Walsh, right?

00:44:24.000 Is that what this is?

00:44:25.000 Yeah.

00:44:26.000 Twitter censors Daily Wire's Matt Walsh.

00:44:30.000 After Trump agrees with his message.

00:44:33.000 So go to the next pic.

00:44:37.000 Trump, quote, tweeted me, so Twitter censored it.

00:44:40.000 What is this all about?

00:44:41.000 He says in all caps, and you can't see what it's all about.

00:44:44.000 Go to the next one.

00:44:46.000 Tech overlords are taking it to another level.

00:44:48.000 This is reason enough to go to court.

00:44:49.000 No honest person can look at this and say it's normal and unconcerning.

00:44:53.000 And there's the censored tweet, and it's what we've been talking about all night, which is 138,000 votes magically appear 100% for Biden.

00:45:03.000 I mean, come on.

00:45:06.000 That's the end of the discussion.

00:45:10.000 How many times in history have 139,000 votes all been discovered and all been for the same fucking guy?

00:45:20.000 It's ridiculous.

00:45:23.000 It's absolutely ridiculous.

00:45:29.000 What do we add here?

00:45:32.000 So, that's a mess, isn't it?

00:45:40.000 Brandon Devine article about Trump.

00:45:44.000 Go to 2.6.

00:45:47.000 This is some Trump shit now.

00:45:50.000 The Group responsible for 405 Trump sign comes forward.

00:45:53.000 Oh yeah, these are Proud Boys.

00:45:56.000 Pretty cool, huh?

00:45:59.000 That's not easy to pull off.

00:46:01.000 Like, to make those?

00:46:03.000 No.

00:46:03.000 Those are big things.

00:46:06.000 I'm impressed.

00:46:11.000 Pretty big.

00:46:14.000 Yeah, I have a lot of old news here that was about campaigning that we haven't got to this week, but it just feels like with this new massive wave of bullshit that it's all irrelevant now.

00:46:27.000 So I'm just going to throw it away and just jump down to the end of the notes.

00:46:33.000 This is post 4-2.

00:46:35.000 Okay, we're going to take calls in about 15 minutes, but now I'm just fucking around and having fun.

00:46:42.000 Cocaine sub.

00:46:48.000 Look how cool this thing is.

00:46:51.000 Whoa.

00:46:52.000 Where there's a will, there's a way.

00:46:55.000 It doesn't go underwater, this sub.

00:46:57.000 It's just invisible to everyone.

00:47:01.000 The only way you catch this sub is if you see it.

00:47:05.000 And you're not going to see it.

00:47:06.000 It's like brown.

00:47:08.000 It's watercolored.

00:47:10.000 Yeah, you're not seeing that anytime.

00:47:12.000 Members of the U.S. Coast Guard managed to intercept this narco sub.

00:47:16.000 And you know when you see the U.S. Coast Guard intercept a narco sub, it's because someone said, look, I can let you guys go for a certain amount of time, but eventually I need a hide.

00:47:28.000 I need a win.

00:47:29.000 I need a pelt.

00:47:30.000 So they go, okay, we'll send you one of our shitty subs.

00:47:33.000 How about May 3rd?

00:47:35.000 We'll be sending something.

00:47:36.000 We'll have a little bit of cocaine, maybe some pot in it.

00:47:41.000 That's just the price you pay.

00:47:42.000 And they get their photo app.

00:47:44.000 Look at that.

00:47:44.000 They put their Pulitzi on there.

00:47:46.000 This is all fake.

00:47:48.000 I love the cutting it open thing.

00:47:49.000 Yeah.

00:47:50.000 I'm going to cut it open.

00:47:52.000 Watch how high I get when I test it.

00:47:56.000 Why are you cutting it open?

00:48:00.000 What is that?

00:48:01.000 Black tar heroin?

00:48:02.000 I've never seen black tar heroin.

00:48:04.000 Is it black and tarry?

00:48:11.000 Imagine how much fun we could have with that brick.

00:48:14.000 That's a lifetime supply for someone my age.

00:48:18.000 Right?

00:48:19.000 That's like 100 New Year's Eves.

00:48:23.000 Or one Westfest.

00:48:32.000 That's one.

00:48:33.000 I just got to scrape a little bit.

00:48:35.000 Oh, he does a little test.

00:48:38.000 Looks like some good shit, dude.

00:48:39.000 This is the old-fashioned way, too.

00:48:40.000 Look how good he is.

00:48:42.000 Have you done this before?

00:48:43.000 You're really savvy with the Coke there.

00:48:45.000 You know how to treat it with respect?

00:48:48.000 He's real dainty with it, isn't he?

00:48:52.000 I'm hot.

00:48:53.000 Are you hot?

00:48:53.000 Why are you wearing that corduroy shirt?

00:48:56.000 Looks sexy.

00:48:58.000 God.

00:49:04.000 Yeah, we don't care.

00:49:04.000 We know it's Coke.

00:49:05.000 We trust you.

00:49:06.000 But go back to that sub.

00:49:10.000 So, zoom in a bit on that.

00:49:13.000 Those guys?

00:49:14.000 That doesn't look like a very comfortable ride.

00:49:16.000 I feel like I would start fucking freaking out.

00:49:20.000 You know what I mean?

00:49:21.000 Yeah, I wouldn't like that.

00:49:22.000 I don't want to be in that.

00:49:24.000 Zoom in more.

00:49:26.000 Zoom in?

00:49:27.000 Yeah.

00:49:30.000 Cockpit with bunks.

00:49:31.000 Bunks?

00:49:32.000 I gotta sleep there?

00:49:36.000 Well, I guess with all that Coke, no one's sleeping.

00:49:40.000 Yeah, that's the fuel for the people.

00:49:42.000 So they go from where?

00:49:44.000 Cape Verde in Africa and Europe.

00:49:50.000 Galicia, what is that?

00:49:51.000 That's gotta be where is that?

00:49:52.000 Like Spain?

00:49:55.000 Oh, I see.

00:49:56.000 So they start in, where is that?

00:49:58.000 Brazil?

00:49:59.000 Argentina?

00:50:01.000 They start in South America.

00:50:03.000 I don't mind the Mexico trip or even the Texas trip.

00:50:06.000 We can work with that.

00:50:07.000 Hawaii?

00:50:08.000 No.

00:50:08.000 Hawaii?

00:50:10.000 That must be three weeks.

00:50:16.000 Go back to the map.

00:50:18.000 And then you got to go to fucking Africa?

00:50:21.000 You cross the ocean in that thing?

00:50:23.000 Imagine, you know, those waves are like...

00:50:28.000 That's for three hours.

00:50:34.000 Sometimes the ship is like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:50:36.000 You don't know if you're going down or up.

00:50:38.000 How much are you getting paid for that, you guys?

00:50:41.000 Infinity dollars?

00:50:44.000 Also in the non-political news, I saw a show with our arch enemy Eric Warheim.

00:50:51.000 And it looks pretty good.

00:50:53.000 And you think, dude, why did you have...

00:50:55.000 I used to like Tim and Eric until you became a cunt and joined Vic Berger's Derek Beckles rip-offs.

00:51:02.000 And now you, like, I can't enjoy shows because you're such a douche.

00:51:05.000 Oh, this is the one he was talking about, the Nick Fuentes.

00:51:07.000 His Showtime show.

00:51:09.000 Yeah.

00:51:13.000 Damn it.

00:51:14.000 Listen.

00:51:15.000 My kidneys are just starting to check out, I think.

00:51:18.000 My muscles are really seizing up.

00:51:21.000 Maybe we should just call it in, you know?

00:51:23.000 We're done.

00:51:24.000 We just have to let Ness know it's not our fault.

00:51:26.000 We ran out of water.

00:51:28.000 We can send some water out here.

00:51:29.000 We can get things back online.

00:51:31.000 No.

00:51:34.000 We got one Hailmary.

00:51:37.000 I didn't want to do it.

00:51:40.000 I don't get the piece here.

00:51:41.000 Howard.

00:51:41.000 Are you going to get more water?

00:51:43.000 A mark.

00:51:44.000 Celebration shape?

00:51:47.000 It was supposed to be for a celebration or a special occasion.

00:51:50.000 Guess what?

00:51:50.000 It's a special occasion.

00:51:51.000 We're dying.

00:51:53.000 This is not for celebration.

00:51:55.000 It's not for getting drunk.

00:51:56.000 It's for hydration.

00:51:59.000 So each of us gets a one-second sip.

00:52:01.000 Okay.

00:52:01.000 And now we're going to count.

00:52:05.000 Two, three.

00:52:06.000 Okay, there should be three sips in there.

00:52:08.000 Okay.

00:52:09.000 Careful.

00:52:11.000 The ghost.

00:52:12.000 Right.

00:52:13.000 One second.

00:52:14.000 One.

00:52:15.000 One.

00:52:17.000 Not one.

00:52:18.000 This guy.

00:52:19.000 This guy.

00:52:20.000 He doesn't look like himself in that, does he?

00:52:22.000 Doesn't he?

00:52:23.000 Looks like a dude.

00:52:24.000 Is he fat or skinny or something?

00:52:25.000 Cut his hair.

00:52:27.000 Are you finishing it?

00:52:28.000 I think Fred has plugs.

00:52:31.000 Look, his hair looks like hair plug hair.

00:52:33.000 What?

00:52:34.000 Microsips?

00:52:40.000 That's enough.

00:52:41.000 He's had too much.

00:52:42.000 He's had way more than...

00:52:43.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on.

00:52:45.000 Skip.

00:52:46.000 What are you doing?

00:52:51.000 Savory, Cap, Savory.

00:52:57.000 Oh, it feels nice to have a wet mouth.

00:52:59.000 I just want just a little more.

00:53:01.000 I'll skip my next rush.

00:53:02.000 It's all right.

00:53:08.000 Much, too much.

00:53:10.000 Bodies are going to shock.

00:53:11.000 It's good.

00:53:12.000 That's good.

00:53:17.000 You know what's going to be.

00:53:19.000 Remember when we thought we were going to.

00:53:21.000 We thought we were going to die.

00:53:23.000 Remember when we were like, I'm dying.

00:53:25.000 I'm going to die.

00:53:26.000 I thought it was going to kill.

00:53:28.000 We're fine.

00:53:29.000 A couple of sips and we're fine.

00:53:34.000 Anyway, that looks funny.

00:53:36.000 And my last piece of non-political video is YouTube is censoring, big tech is censoring trans regret videos.

00:53:48.000 By the way, doesn't she look pretty hot?

00:53:51.000 She.

00:53:52.000 I know you hate rice balls, but she looks very special to me.

00:53:57.000 She?

00:53:57.000 I may be able to get over her dick.

00:54:01.000 Wait, wait, what is this site?

00:54:02.000 Rumble.

00:54:03.000 607 earned?

00:54:07.000 So the person who put up this video has made $6 so far?

00:54:11.000 Huh.

00:54:12.000 Contribute to his money.

00:54:14.000 It makes sense to let the child transition because that's what the child needs in order to be happy and in order to be okay.

00:54:22.000 It's not that they're going to grow up and be adults and regret everything.

00:54:26.000 I regret transitioning.

00:54:28.000 I hate being transgender.

00:54:32.000 I genuinely regret transitioning.

00:54:33.000 I regret the surgery.

00:54:35.000 I do regret transitioning.

00:54:48.000 Wait, what's that last one crying about?

00:54:50.000 Cutting her tits off?

00:54:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:54.000 Dyeing her hair.

00:54:55.000 Like, that guy didn't cut his dick off, did he?

00:54:58.000 I don't know.

00:54:59.000 Wait, does that video keep going?

00:55:00.000 It ends with that, right?

00:55:00.000 No, yeah, it's good.

00:55:02.000 Look that up.

00:55:02.000 Transgender regret videos.

00:55:04.000 On YouTube, right?

00:55:05.000 I could watch those all day.

00:55:07.000 Because it's basically saying Gavin was right.

00:55:10.000 And I like hearing that.

00:55:18.000 A. Female to male to female detransitioner.

00:55:26.000 The biggest thing that I regret is the change in my voice.

00:55:32.000 Wait, female to male to female.

00:55:35.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:55:36.000 This is like when Lil Pump went 20, 20, 20, and we couldn't figure out what that number is.

00:55:41.000 It's 2002.

00:55:44.000 It's 200,000 and doing it again.

00:55:49.000 20, 20, 20 is 202,020.

00:55:56.000 And when you, I don't know why my brain can't do this, but male to female, gotcha.

00:56:01.000 So you cut your dick off.

00:56:02.000 To male.

00:56:03.000 What a, what?

00:56:06.000 Just detain.

00:56:08.000 Have we shown you the dicks they make?

00:56:09.000 Yeah.

00:56:10.000 They are shocking.

00:56:11.000 They're cheese blinks.

00:56:13.000 They're just like a weird elephant tube, an elephant trunk.

00:56:18.000 Regret is the change in my voice.

00:56:24.000 Hey, everyone.

00:56:24.000 So today's video is one that I'm actually extremely proud of.

00:56:28.000 I sat down and I had a discussion with a detransitioner.

00:56:31.000 Her name is L. She transitioned to a boy at 15 and is now transitioning back into a woman.

00:56:37.000 Now, I've talked about D-transitioner.

00:56:38.000 So what did you do?

00:56:39.000 Like, did you cut your tits off?

00:56:40.000 I've ever spoken to you, which is crazy because I've talked about it before, but I've never actually spoken to someone who's been through it.

00:56:46.000 So correct me?

00:56:49.000 From female to male and now back to female.

00:56:52.000 Is that the right terminology?

00:56:54.000 Yep, that is right.

00:56:55.000 I was born female and I'm going back to female now.

00:56:58.000 I identified as trans from age 15 until about five months ago.

00:57:05.000 So that was about four years of my life.

00:57:08.000 Wait, it was a female.

00:57:10.000 So female to male.

00:57:11.000 So maybe cut your transition.

00:57:13.000 This might just all be medication.

00:57:14.000 And the voice thing.

00:57:16.000 Well, that's part of the medication genius.

00:57:18.000 What do you think they had a voice box operation?

00:57:21.000 People do weird.

00:57:22.000 I mean, what they do to a penis.

00:57:23.000 I never thought they did that.

00:57:25.000 So this female to male, which just means I took a bunch of pills.

00:57:27.000 She didn't have a dick added.

00:57:30.000 And then she got a deep voice and then was like, I'm just a chick.

00:57:34.000 I can just be a lesbian.

00:57:35.000 Be a lesbian.

00:57:36.000 Be a gay.

00:57:37.000 This is what I gotta so much shit for saying 10 years ago.

00:57:40.000 And I took testosterone for three years, but I never got any surgeries or anything.

00:57:46.000 What was it that made you feel as if transitioning was their right?

00:57:50.000 Can't we watch people cry?

00:57:54.000 I regret transitioning.

00:57:56.000 Yeah.

00:57:56.000 First thing you type in, I want to see a weird homo bawling.

00:58:00.000 I regret transitioning.

00:58:02.000 So will you.

00:58:03.000 Hey guys, I'm who knows.

00:58:04.000 But you want to know what's bigger are the lies that I'm about to read you right in front of your eyes.

00:58:11.000 So I was scrolling on Twitter one day, and this is my Twitter, by the way, if you want to follow me.

00:58:15.000 And I saw this article about a girl who transitioned into a trans man and then she detransitioned.

00:58:20.000 In the beginning, this article was sad.

00:58:22.000 Always criticizing people that regret it.

00:58:27.000 That's why it's in quotes.

00:58:28.000 It's a myth that they regret it.

00:58:31.000 Oh, here's an RT documentary.

00:58:33.000 Do they not regret it?

00:58:37.000 First off, my name is Vettie Vettie.

00:58:40.000 It was blurred.

00:58:41.000 I was blurred out and I still can't handle it.

00:58:43.000 The sex change didn't solve my discomfort.

00:58:47.000 The doctors who are honest will say that the gender dysphoria is always there.

00:58:52.000 And the paperwork that the surgeon gave me saying when I had the surgery done initially, he gave me the paperwork and said, okay, I've been surgically changed to male.

00:59:05.000 I'm 60 years old.

00:59:07.000 There's no reason for me, after a lifetime of being in transition, to go and start living, dressing as a man anymore.

00:59:18.000 There's no...

00:59:20.000 Which one of your eyes is male and which one is?

00:59:22.000 There's no benefit in it.

00:59:24.000 But there is a benefit in my standing before an audience of young kids in college who are considering this path and saying to them, okay, I'm the real deal.

00:59:36.000 I started living as a woman when I was 20.

00:59:39.000 I've lived 40 years of my life.

00:59:40.000 I've had breast augmentation.

00:59:42.000 I've had genital surgery.

00:59:44.000 I've had 40 years of hormones.

00:59:46.000 All of it has not made my life any better.

00:59:50.000 It's never solved the problem.

00:59:52.000 You break your left leg.

00:59:54.000 You go into a doctor.

00:59:55.000 No tears.

00:59:56.000 Wait a minute.

00:59:57.000 So that was a woman?

00:59:58.000 And then what did she do?

00:59:59.000 It's so confusing.

01:00:01.000 Two places so far, but.

01:00:03.000 And then they always say, yeah, it's confusing.

01:00:05.000 You'll get used to it.

01:00:05.000 No, no, no.

01:00:06.000 You're equally as confused as I am.

01:00:09.000 What's this?

01:00:09.000 Was that a woman one day?

01:00:11.000 The only conversion that abuse did for me was to no longer trust adults.

01:00:18.000 I had no faith in God.

01:00:20.000 Look at this weird.

01:00:21.000 And I lost all of my self-worth.

01:00:25.000 In a leather strap.

01:00:26.000 Your hair, you look like you're SNL bald.

01:00:31.000 That doesn't look like the way people bald.

01:00:34.000 What is your job taking pictures for the front of wig, those wig packages?

01:00:43.000 He beat me with a wooden stick.

01:00:46.000 All right, well, that's not.

01:00:47.000 So what?

01:00:47.000 And another strip.

01:00:50.000 Until I couldn't recite any more.

01:00:55.000 I don't know why that person did that, but I understand.

01:00:59.000 Bay with you?

01:00:59.000 Sure, that's fine.

01:01:00.000 My hair?

01:01:01.000 Oh, my God.

01:01:03.000 Sure, that's fine.

01:01:04.000 I am super excited to get this piece put in today because.

01:01:07.000 Yeah, you're going to look like a woman when she's done with.

01:01:10.000 I can wear it.

01:01:11.000 All you have to do is put that on your head.

01:01:12.000 Human hair.

01:01:13.000 And you'll be all.

01:01:14.000 Let's get started.

01:01:15.000 Watch this.

01:01:15.000 Transformation.

01:01:17.000 The next thing to my actual hairy and judging how hard it is to be a woman, huh?

01:01:24.000 I'm a woman.

01:01:26.000 There's a lot of stigmatism attached to being transgender.

01:01:29.000 When did you know that?

01:01:30.000 Yeah, it's called funny.

01:01:31.000 When I was probably in the fifth grade, I didn't like that.

01:01:37.000 It's healthy to glue anything to your anything.

01:01:41.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:42.000 Like even a band-aid, when you had it on for a while, you take it off, your skin's all pale there, and it hurts to take off.

01:01:48.000 Yeah.

01:01:49.000 Band-aids can breathe and everything.

01:01:50.000 I don't know.

01:01:51.000 I would feel so claustrophobic if I'd glued something onto my head.

01:01:55.000 Seriously?

01:01:57.000 Afraid of being alone, but I have to start moving on with my life, as scary as it might be.

01:02:06.000 Is that a female?

01:02:07.000 I don't know.

01:02:08.000 This is such a mess.

01:02:09.000 I mean, on the one hand, I love it, but on the other hand, I just need a shower.

01:02:13.000 Look at his.

01:02:14.000 He's got fucking pipes.

01:02:18.000 I love it.

01:02:20.000 I'm a soccer mom.

01:02:23.000 I'm a Karen.

01:02:26.000 I love it.

01:02:28.000 Why wouldn't you get long hair if you're going to be a chick?

01:02:31.000 This is awesome.

01:02:32.000 Like, why would you get a little tiny bob?

01:02:34.000 Oh.

01:02:35.000 Feminine.

01:02:36.000 Fematon boy.

01:02:37.000 Bob, why did you get a bob?

01:02:39.000 That's two bobs.

01:02:41.000 Like, if I'm going to be a woman, I'm going to have, like, Farah Fawcett.

01:02:44.000 Trestle.

01:02:45.000 What do they call them?

01:02:45.000 Trestles, trestles?

01:02:48.000 All right.

01:02:48.000 So, I have a bad feeling that the calls are going to be.

01:02:51.000 We're going to have lots of technical difficulties.

01:02:54.000 Is last night show up, by the way?

01:02:56.000 It should be.

01:02:57.000 Let's see.

01:02:58.000 Yes, it is.

01:03:00.000 How long is that?

01:03:02.000 Six seconds or something like that.

01:03:04.000 What is it?

01:03:06.000 It's six hours long.

01:03:09.000 Sure is.

01:03:10.000 Holy shit.

01:03:12.000 We didn't have to do a show tonight.

01:03:14.000 Look at his breakfast.

01:03:15.000 Look at this hour-long show last night.

01:03:19.000 This show could suck complete shitballs.

01:03:22.000 And we're still not ripping off our subscribers.

01:03:24.000 A six-hour show?

01:03:27.000 How long was Anthony Kumias?

01:03:29.000 Good question.

01:03:30.000 We must have creamed his genes.

01:03:31.000 Oh, I'm subscribed.

01:03:33.000 I think, you know, 10 years ago, I don't even remember that discussion.

01:03:41.000 Okay, let's see what compound media did last night.

01:03:44.000 Well, like, what's the norm is what I'm asking.

01:03:47.000 Compound media political specials.

01:03:51.000 Election night, they did four hours.

01:03:54.000 We creamed their jeans.

01:03:56.000 Sure did.

01:03:58.000 They're fucking creamed.

01:04:00.000 Mercedes-Carrera keeps calling, but I think my new phone assumes that a prison is a robocall, and they keep blocking her.

01:04:07.000 Um, silence unknown calls?

01:04:08.000 You gotta take that option off.

01:04:11.000 Where's that?

01:04:12.000 Settings?

01:04:13.000 Phone.

01:04:14.000 Settings?

01:04:15.000 Okay.

01:04:16.000 And then you go down to the phone icon.

01:04:17.000 Phone.

01:04:18.000 Banner.

01:04:22.000 Incoming calls banner?

01:04:24.000 What does that mean?

01:04:26.000 That means it, like, comes down from the bottom.

01:04:27.000 Announce calls always.

01:04:31.000 No.

01:04:31.000 Announce calls is they'll tell you.

01:04:33.000 It like literally announces.

01:04:35.000 It's like, Fred is calling.

01:04:36.000 Okay, I have that to yes.

01:04:38.000 Oh.

01:04:39.000 Wi-Fi calling off.

01:04:40.000 Should I put that on?

01:04:43.000 I don't know.

01:04:44.000 Just to silence unknown callers.

01:04:46.000 Silence unknown callers on.

01:04:47.000 Turn that off.

01:04:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:49.000 There we go.

01:04:51.000 Come on in.

01:04:52.000 Mercedes, the water's fine.

01:04:56.000 Good, just fine.

01:04:57.000 Unless, of course, the charges against you are true.

01:04:59.000 In which case, we're not friends.

01:05:05.000 Let's do an update on Fox and see how bad they're lying.

01:05:09.000 Okay, just put in this pen here.

01:05:15.000 That was not me doing that, but dang it.

01:05:22.000 Let's say here, Fox News.

01:05:26.000 Not a big fan of the Fox News site right now.

01:05:28.000 Why not?

01:05:29.000 They have the worst numbers all night.

01:05:34.000 What about politico?

01:05:50.000 264, yeah, 214.

01:05:54.000 So they're making Nevada look very political.

01:05:57.000 75 of expected vote in.

01:06:01.000 75%.

01:06:04.000 Haven't they been at 75% since we last visited our subscribers?

01:06:10.000 Here on the network, censor.tv.

01:06:16.000 What percentage of the people who didn't watch the show live last night are going to watch all six hours of us?

01:06:22.000 You might put it on and just kind of do other stuff.

01:06:25.000 What?

01:06:26.000 Have a six-hour nap?

01:06:28.000 Six hours is a long fucking time.

01:06:30.000 You do it in chunks.

01:06:32.000 It's worth it.

01:06:32.000 It's a good show.

01:06:34.000 Good, great show.

01:06:35.000 Great show.

01:06:36.000 Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.

01:06:39.000 Oh, sorry.

01:06:41.000 We got Jackson.

01:06:43.000 What's up, Jackson?

01:06:49.000 Can't hear him.

01:06:50.000 Not gonna do it.

01:06:52.000 Jackson, Shishmaxon, FIFO Faction, Jackson.

01:06:58.000 Jackson Shmackshin.

01:07:03.000 Hello?

01:07:04.000 Yo, Maya?

01:07:06.000 Yo, you're on.

01:07:08.000 Alright, uh, hey, Gavin, what's up?

01:07:10.000 Hi.

01:07:11.000 Just the event that Biden wins, I wanted to kind of know what the game plan was as far as how the knights should react.

01:07:20.000 Should we run?

01:07:21.000 Should we just accept the results of the election and move on?

01:07:24.000 What do you think?

01:07:24.000 What do you mean?

01:07:26.000 I mean, don't accept them because they're not true.

01:07:28.000 We caught you cheating.

01:07:29.000 139,100% for Biden.

01:07:32.000 These coolers being pulled in.

01:07:33.000 It was the most obvious example of election fraud.

01:07:36.000 They weren't even trying.

01:07:38.000 So that's why we celebrated last night.

01:07:41.000 Because we won.

01:07:42.000 Now, you want to do this the hard way and cheat, and then we have to show you that you cheated?

01:07:46.000 Okay, we can do that.

01:07:47.000 But there is no way on God's green earth that Joe Biden is walking into the White House on whatever it is, January, is it 17th?

01:07:56.000 When do they start?

01:07:58.000 No way.

01:07:58.000 So the answer is litigation.

01:08:00.000 The answer is the Supreme Court.

01:08:01.000 There's no fucking way Joe won this election.

01:08:04.000 We were inundated with cheating.

01:08:06.000 And that's, by the way, why they made COVID such a big thing.

01:08:09.000 And I've got a $50 bet with my gym owner that the second that they decide who the president is, poof, there'll be no more face mask laws.

01:08:19.000 Noon on January 20th is when that goes direct.

01:08:24.000 Jan 20.

01:08:26.000 Thanks for calling, dude.

01:08:27.000 Next call.

01:08:28.000 James.

01:08:29.000 James.

01:08:32.000 Hey, Gavin and Mayor of the Rad Zone.

01:08:36.000 Thank you.

01:08:36.000 Rad Zone?

01:08:38.000 Yes.

01:08:40.000 And the Red Zone.

01:08:44.000 Hey, Gavin, I just wanted to ask for a favor from you basically calling tonight because I've been a bit dismayed, not just, you know, obviously the closeness of the race and whatnot,

01:09:02.000 but it seems like there's a bigger issue that our country could be nearly stolen from us, that democracy, that the, you know, democratic republic that we live in is no longer what I've always thought it to be.

01:09:23.000 So I guess the favor I'm asking you is, how do you make some of us feel better about that moving forward, if you could?

01:09:33.000 Well, in many ways, it's already happened.

01:09:35.000 You know, they already stole this from us a long time ago, and this is K through 12.

01:09:41.000 Like we talk about Russia as the enemy and Islam as the enemy and AOC as the enemy.

01:09:46.000 The enemy is your kindergarten teacher.

01:09:48.000 And these cunts are teaching our children that America was stolen from the Indians and it was built by slaves.

01:09:56.000 And that means that when Black Lives Matter or some Antifa group shows up to them as a grown teen and says, come join us, we're throwing bricks, they go, oh yeah, I know this place.

01:10:06.000 This is the racist shithole that my teachers told me about my whole life.

01:10:10.000 Yes, I would like to fix it.

01:10:12.000 I would like to burn it down and start again.

01:10:15.000 So I think we get a little too hung up on this election.

01:10:19.000 I don't want to trivialize it.

01:10:20.000 It is a huge fucking deal.

01:10:21.000 But as far as the war in America, that's been going on for a long time.

01:10:26.000 And I think the solution is to fight as much as you can bear.

01:10:32.000 So you don't want to go to prison, though Tommy Robinson did and Max and John did.

01:10:37.000 You don't want to lose your job, though dozens of proud boys have.

01:10:41.000 You don't want to lose your family.

01:10:43.000 You don't want to get divorced.

01:10:45.000 And I've gone beyond all three of those many times, except for Doors.

01:10:49.000 But I think it's fair to expect most men to go right up to that line.

01:10:54.000 Now, I say get fired at the end of my show, so I encourage you to go a little past it.

01:10:57.000 But at the very least, go up to that line, fighting for what's right, defending this country.

01:11:02.000 And that is done through the culture wars.

01:11:05.000 You know, yes, there should be a stop set on that country, on that corner.

01:11:09.000 We should have this bill passed and all that.

01:11:11.000 We do need to build a wall, but we also need to fight drag queen story hour.

01:11:17.000 That doesn't sound like a big deal.

01:11:18.000 It just sounds like some fag put on a silly dress and read a story to kids.

01:11:23.000 But it's not.

01:11:24.000 It's on the front lines of the culture war.

01:11:26.000 They're trying to brainwash our kids, and we have to fight things like that And tell our kids that the shit they're learning at school is garbage.

01:11:34.000 Thanks for calling.

01:11:35.000 I said that to myself.

01:11:35.000 I hate this fucking shit.

01:11:38.000 I took my eldest two kids aside and I said, Look, it's like the white equivalent of the talk.

01:11:46.000 And I said, You're going to read some bad things about me.

01:11:48.000 I don't Google well.

01:11:51.000 And you're going to hear about a club I started called the Proud Boys.

01:11:54.000 You're going to hear dumb, made-up words like crypto-fascist and multicultural white supremacy.

01:12:01.000 It's all bullshit.

01:12:02.000 And I was actually happy about what happened last night with the stabbing because it enabled me to give them an example.

01:12:10.000 I said, here's what really happened.

01:12:12.000 Blah, blah, blah, Enrique and other black people walking home, see a murder, stop it, get stabbed.

01:12:18.000 Here's the media narrative.

01:12:19.000 Zeke Eiling, BLM, stabs them.

01:12:22.000 That's what you have to put up with.

01:12:24.000 Oh, but here was kind of an interesting thing.

01:12:25.000 And I did this in front of both of them.

01:12:27.000 I said, if you get called a Nazi or something, or your dad's a Nazi, whatever, I think you both will have different reactions.

01:12:37.000 And this is just my opinion.

01:12:38.000 It's up to you how you handle it.

01:12:40.000 You're adults, not adults, but your teens.

01:12:44.000 Male, you're a baseball guy.

01:12:46.000 Most of your fellow players' dads are MAGA.

01:12:50.000 For some reason, baseball is a very MAGA thing.

01:12:52.000 I guess football is the same way.

01:12:54.000 Probably not soccer.

01:12:55.000 So if someone antagonizes you and says, say, Black Lives Matter, or you're a Nazi or something, just tell them to fuck off and shove them as hard as you can.

01:13:03.000 Check them into the lockers.

01:13:06.000 But my dear daughter, don't be a bitch and capitulate.

01:13:09.000 And if someone says, say, Black Lives Matter, don't ever give the vampire blood because they'll just ask for more and more.

01:13:16.000 But you're different.

01:13:19.000 Like, you're kind of a hipstery, punky, goth chick, raver, grunge.

01:13:24.000 I don't really know what my daughter is.

01:13:26.000 Kind of a riot girl.

01:13:29.000 You know, say Black Lives Matter.

01:13:31.000 You know what they mean when they say it.

01:13:32.000 They mean, are you racist?

01:13:34.000 So unless someone's willing to sit down and have a long discussion, it might be better for you, my dear, to not acquiesce to the point where you're betraying yourself, but just sort of go, yeah, yeah, yeah, and grease the wheels.

01:13:47.000 Maybe that's hypocritical of me to do, but that's what I did.

01:13:52.000 So fuck you.

01:13:53.000 No, it's not worth the trouble for a girl.

01:13:56.000 That's a good point.

01:13:57.000 Like, I don't know.

01:13:59.000 She's one of two weirdos in her entire high school.

01:14:02.000 Kids are so fucking conformist these days.

01:14:05.000 I drop her off at her high school and I just see nothing but Uggs and sweatpants.

01:14:08.000 They're all out of sleepover.

01:14:10.000 So her and her friend are the only two weirdos in the entire high school.

01:14:16.000 So there's that.

01:14:18.000 I believe this is Wyatt.

01:14:21.000 Hey, Wyatt.

01:14:21.000 I like that.

01:14:22.000 What's up, guys?

01:14:23.000 What's up, guy?

01:14:24.000 Hello.

01:14:26.000 Not much.

01:14:27.000 Hey, I just saw this video on Joe Biden's ex-husband.

01:14:35.000 And you were talking about it like, I don't know, a few days ago.

01:14:40.000 And he was saying that he helped Joe Biden and his wife at the time with his first senatorial race.

01:14:50.000 And he owned like a tavern or something like that.

01:14:54.000 And him and Jill, I think he gave them like $10,600 cash.

01:15:02.000 And then he like he moved, or he moved his movement.

01:15:05.000 Wait, he gave who $10,000 cash.

01:15:09.000 I'm sorry.

01:15:10.000 Who gave who $10,000 cash?

01:15:13.000 It was Jill Biden's ex-husband who gave Joe Biden $10,000.

01:15:18.000 Oh, like contributing to his race.

01:15:20.000 Yeah, for contribution.

01:15:22.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:15:23.000 Okay.

01:15:24.000 And so he went to go give the money to him, and Jill didn't want to go with him.

01:15:30.000 And so it was going to take him a few days.

01:15:32.000 And so that's when he thought that they were cheating on each other.

01:15:36.000 So I guess that's pretty much like what he said.

01:15:41.000 He basically said that she was cheating on him.

01:15:44.000 Yeah, that makes a lot more sense, doesn't it?

01:15:46.000 You just instantly marry the babysitter because she's around.

01:15:49.000 We've had babysitters.

01:15:50.000 If I had made a pass at them, they would have thrown up.

01:15:54.000 Yeah, and actually, she did take care of the kids.

01:15:56.000 You're right.

01:15:57.000 She did take care of the kids a lot.

01:15:59.000 So I guess they were working classes.

01:16:01.000 If the husband owned a lot of things, and the white vote, I mean, I can tell you why the white vote.

01:16:10.000 I mean, you called it.

01:16:11.000 Because this country doesn't give a shit about white people anymore.

01:16:15.000 That's why.

01:16:17.000 Yeah.

01:16:18.000 Well, it's a bad thing.

01:16:19.000 I mean, I voted for Trump, but I mean, I live in San Antonio, so it's going to be blue anyway.

01:16:27.000 You know, I never cared about white.

01:16:29.000 I never thought about it until people started saying, you suck, you ruined the world.

01:16:34.000 And then I was like, really?

01:16:35.000 Hold on, let me Google that.

01:16:36.000 And then I looked it up and went, no, actually, we haven't looked at everything.

01:16:39.000 Why are we so shameful?

01:16:40.000 Exactly.

01:16:44.000 It's like prison where they force you to be in a white power gang.

01:16:48.000 It's crazy.

01:16:49.000 All right.

01:16:50.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:16:51.000 Thanks for the gossip.

01:16:54.000 Let's check in on the results just briefly.

01:16:57.000 We should just constantly be going back to that.

01:16:59.000 We're not going to know.

01:17:00.000 I hear we're not going to know until noon tomorrow, though, so I'm not sure why.

01:17:03.000 Is he still 264?

01:17:05.000 Yeah.

01:17:06.000 75% still.

01:17:14.000 Kevin.

01:17:16.000 Kevin the mailman.

01:17:19.000 What's up, Scissors Scissors?

01:17:23.000 What's up, dude?

01:17:24.000 Hey, and Ryan, don't forget my beef.

01:17:27.000 Your beef.

01:17:28.000 Fourth caller.

01:17:29.000 Oh, good point.

01:17:30.000 Oh, shit.

01:17:30.000 We forgot the previous caller.

01:17:31.000 Yeah.

01:17:33.000 Yeah.

01:17:33.000 Ryan, write down the number of the previous caller.

01:17:36.000 Do you have it?

01:17:37.000 Just dropped the bomb on the post office, cheating, by the way.

01:17:42.000 Wait, what's that?

01:17:43.000 Repeat it.

01:17:45.000 James of Heath, Project Veritas, he just dropped the bombshell whole guy, whistleblower, changing dates on ballots and forget which state, but cheating, as usual.

01:17:57.000 Huh.

01:17:58.000 Yeah, I saw he did a call-out where he said, If you know a voter fraud, give us a call.

01:18:03.000 We're collecting them.

01:18:04.000 And he got hundreds of people calling in with examples of their office or whatever committing voter fraud.

01:18:12.000 I find it crazy and difficult to probably go through all those, but anyways, what do I call them out?

01:18:18.000 Oh, yeah, Coast Guard.

01:18:20.000 Those subs, by the way, the Coast Guard stops like four of those a week.

01:18:26.000 It's actually that when the writers don't have anything to write about, they write like, oh man, the Coast Guard just busted $100 million worth of cocaine.

01:18:34.000 It's actually happening all the time.

01:18:36.000 Really?

01:18:37.000 How does the Coast Guard see that?

01:18:39.000 Yeah, it's radar?

01:18:44.000 From the sky, I'll say that.

01:18:46.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:47.000 Yeah.

01:18:48.000 Because they're radar.

01:18:52.000 Well, visible.

01:18:53.000 And what makes it difficult is that they look like whales because they're semi-submersibles.

01:18:57.000 That's what they actually call them.

01:18:59.000 Okay.

01:19:01.000 Yeah.

01:19:02.000 A cool video you can look at, too, is like when the Coast Guard guys jump on there and bust these guys out.

01:19:09.000 That's how I kind of find out about those things because I thought he was jumping on a submarine and that was very brave.

01:19:14.000 Not that it wasn't brave what he did, but it turns out he was on one of those and they can't go underwater.

01:19:20.000 Yeah, so just crazy to think though.

01:19:23.000 There's literally hundreds of millions of dollars a day just like constantly finding those.

01:19:26.000 It's really common.

01:19:28.000 All right, so maybe we should stop this stupid drug war and wasting everyone's time.

01:19:33.000 Most likely.

01:19:34.000 But anyways, have a good night, guys.

01:19:36.000 You too.

01:19:36.000 Thanks for calling.

01:19:37.000 Goodbye.

01:19:38.000 Yep.

01:19:39.000 Did you kind of get the vibe that guy wanted to fuck me?

01:19:42.000 Yeah, I was going to say that.

01:19:45.000 We thought we'll be gay.

01:19:47.000 You just picked it up.

01:19:50.000 I was getting a little jealous.

01:19:51.000 I said, you better get away from my man.

01:19:54.000 Yeah, yo, he just crawled into my DMs.

01:19:58.000 Is that how you say it?

01:19:59.000 Yeah.

01:20:00.000 Slid into.

01:20:01.000 Slid?

01:20:02.000 Yeah.

01:20:03.000 Sliding.

01:20:04.000 So gross.

01:20:04.000 You know what?

01:20:05.000 You think of people covered in body oil.

01:20:07.000 You know what dripping means in the streets?

01:20:09.000 Yeah, you look great.

01:20:10.000 Okay, yeah.

01:20:10.000 I just found that one out.

01:20:12.000 I have kids, so I know all these terms.

01:20:14.000 Right.

01:20:14.000 Yeah, you're more hip than I am.

01:20:16.000 And that's fine with me.

01:20:18.000 It's a real challenge.

01:20:20.000 I don't like any of this shit.

01:20:21.000 Brian's so cool.

01:20:22.000 He has pictures from magazines that he likes in the fag zone, just like thumb-tacked to the wall, the way you would in prison.

01:20:29.000 Just something to put up.

01:20:30.000 Like, I like this.

01:20:31.000 It's a son-said.

01:20:33.000 What should I have?

01:20:33.000 Like, high art and nice frames with like levelers.

01:20:37.000 Nothing or a framed thing at your age.

01:20:39.000 So it's fucking 30.

01:20:40.000 It's faggy to crudely put up?

01:20:44.000 No, it's juvenile.

01:20:45.000 Oh, that's fine.

01:20:46.000 Yeah.

01:20:48.000 Juvenile is the term.

01:20:49.000 Juvenile.

01:20:51.000 Lucas.

01:20:54.000 Hey, hey, what's up, fuckers?

01:20:56.000 What's up, dude?

01:20:57.000 Hello.

01:21:00.000 I got to make it quick because my wife just got home and she hates me.

01:21:03.000 I got to make it quick.

01:21:04.000 She's a fan of the G-Dog.

01:21:06.000 Oh, she's not a fan of the G Dog.

01:21:09.000 I've got a theory about transgenders.

01:21:12.000 Okay.

01:21:15.000 Have you read 12 Rules for Life by Dr. Jordan Peterson?

01:21:19.000 Yeah, I skimmed it.

01:21:20.000 I know I'm supposed to clean my room.

01:21:24.000 Right.

01:21:25.000 So there's a part of the book where he talks about the smell of the unemployable, and it's like this extra layer of BO that people get.

01:21:35.000 And he says it's when somebody's body and mind aren't in tune with one another.

01:21:41.000 And he said his friend got it, and because he was just like, his mind was all messed up.

01:21:46.000 And he said it didn't matter how much he showered, he still had this insane level of BO.

01:21:52.000 And you probably know what it is.

01:21:54.000 You smell it on the sea train every now and then.

01:21:56.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:58.000 Yeah, it's powerful.

01:22:01.000 Yes.

01:22:02.000 So I know a lot of transgenders because I went to art school and they have that smell.

01:22:09.000 Huh.

01:22:10.000 Now, what came first?

01:22:11.000 The chicken and the egg?

01:22:13.000 Well, but it doesn't look like they're not showering.

01:22:17.000 I think it's because, like Jordan Peterson said, their body and mind are not in tune with one another.

01:22:22.000 So they get this insane BO.

01:22:24.000 Have you noticed it?

01:22:24.000 You've been around a lot of trainings.

01:22:28.000 No, I don't think I have.

01:22:29.000 I mean, maybe I'd have to sort of go back and recalibrate.

01:22:33.000 Maybe I forgot.

01:22:34.000 But when I think of Blair White, I've been around her and Theron Meyer.

01:22:38.000 I don't know.

01:22:38.000 I haven't noticed it, but I'm not against it.

01:22:42.000 Right.

01:22:44.000 Well, I have the same Scotch-Irish gag reflex as you.

01:22:48.000 And I'm not joking.

01:22:49.000 When I'm around someone, I'm going to throw up.

01:22:53.000 I don't know why that's so funny.

01:22:55.000 Why is it so funny to watch your friend dry heave?

01:23:00.000 I laughed really hard when we were watching that procedure on how to squeeze out the gland and dog's anuses or something.

01:23:09.000 And you start dry heaving.

01:23:11.000 It reminded me of my dad.

01:23:12.000 Yeah, my brother called me and he said he was dry heaving watching the show.

01:23:20.000 The other thing I noticed is they're all into like Satanism and witchcraft.

01:23:24.000 Almost every single one I know.

01:23:26.000 Yeah, that is a weird thing.

01:23:27.000 I've noticed that too.

01:23:29.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:23:30.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:23:38.000 What does that mean?

01:23:40.000 No, we got calls to take.

01:23:42.000 You know, he understands.

01:23:45.000 We got hello.

01:23:47.000 Jonathan.

01:23:49.000 This is pretty good.

01:23:50.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:23:51.000 Hey, guys, what's going on?

01:23:54.000 Nothing much.

01:23:56.000 I'm here in North Carolina and got a little inside baseball.

01:24:00.000 I'm not anything extreme, but really close friends with the chair of the North Carolina Democratic Party.

01:24:09.000 And his family members, I don't want to say exactly which ones, but very close family members.

01:24:18.000 They're voting Trump.

01:24:22.000 Did we lose North Carolina?

01:24:23.000 I can't remember.

01:24:24.000 It's still in play?

01:24:26.000 No, it's yes, it's still in play.

01:24:29.000 It's marginal.

01:24:31.000 It's still waiting on a couple percent.

01:24:33.000 But I kind of want to ask, what do you think?

01:24:37.000 Do you think they would actually literally print out or however they would have to literally produce a bunch of fake ballots and turn them in, carry them in in backpacks and coolers and stuff like that?

01:24:51.000 Do you think they would really go that far?

01:24:54.000 I mean, I don't know if you watched the first half of the show, but we showed that.

01:24:56.000 They were bringing in coolers and they were bringing in backpacks full of fake ballots.

01:25:02.000 We saw them throwing real ballots in the garbage.

01:25:05.000 I mean, the evidence is easy to find.

01:25:07.000 It's happened.

01:25:09.000 We caught them already.

01:25:11.000 Yeah, it's nuts.

01:25:15.000 And how do you think they would prove that?

01:25:18.000 I mean, clearly that's what it looks like, and I believe they're doing it, but I guess that would be the better question.

01:25:26.000 How do you think they go about proving that?

01:25:28.000 Well, you, I don't know.

01:25:30.000 I mean, forensic accounting, let's see these ballots.

01:25:34.000 Let's retrace who it is that says Gavin McInnes on it.

01:25:38.000 Let's contact Gavin McInnes.

01:25:39.000 Is this your vote?

01:25:40.000 Is this your ballot?

01:25:41.000 How many times has this happened?

01:25:43.000 You know, you start to see 650,000 of these things were, you know, or sorry, let's say 6,000 of the 6,000 we tested were not the person you said they are.

01:25:55.000 We now know that this whole thing is a fucking lie.

01:25:59.000 Dick.

01:26:00.000 Not you, but the liar.

01:26:01.000 Makes sense.

01:26:02.000 Makes sense.

01:26:03.000 Appreciate it, guys.

01:26:04.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:26:08.000 I mean, I don't think it's that much of a challenge to find out how they lied.

01:26:18.000 Race Wars.

01:26:19.000 Hey, guys.

01:26:20.000 Hey, dude.

01:26:21.000 Hey.

01:26:22.000 Yeah, Race Wars.

01:26:23.000 I had your interview with them from a week ago or whatever up on one of my tabs, and I had to close, restart the browser.

01:26:32.000 Had the tab open for like a few days, and it looks like that got pulled down for a hate speech.

01:26:37.000 So I'd let you know.

01:26:38.000 Really?

01:26:41.000 What?

01:26:42.000 Let me text Sherrod right now and see if that happened.

01:26:46.000 Yeah.

01:26:46.000 Ask them if they have it on their Patreon, too, because I couldn't find it.

01:26:50.000 Maybe you just can't see all the things that they have.

01:26:52.000 And then I wanted to ask whether you think it'd be better if Trump just wins it outright or if he catches, we catch the Dems stealing it, and then he's re-elected that way.

01:27:04.000 I think that might be better in a way.

01:27:06.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:27:07.000 That's more of a kind of exciting victory.

01:27:08.000 But you know what the Dems would do is they'd say we won fair and square and then they lied about it and they sued us or whatever.

01:27:18.000 Yeah, well, then we could just say, yeah, maybe Russia did it, and then just laugh at them.

01:27:21.000 Yeah.

01:27:21.000 All right, have a good one.

01:27:23.000 All right, you too, man.

01:27:25.000 This link isn't working.

01:27:32.000 I can't pull it up.

01:27:35.000 What do you think of that?

01:27:36.000 I'm not seeing it either.

01:27:38.000 Yes.

01:27:39.000 Hey, man.

01:27:42.000 Hey, am I on?

01:27:44.000 Yes.

01:27:46.000 Okay.

01:27:46.000 Gavin, it was great watching that show with you, the raging homosexual in Milo, Yiannopoulos.

01:27:52.000 I was going to ask, would you rather...

01:27:56.000 Wait, sorry, go ahead.

01:27:59.000 Would you rather never have to take a dump in your entire life and just burn off the turds' energy?

01:28:06.000 Or you could have a magical vision where you saw every person that somebody has fucked.

01:28:15.000 Oh, that's a pretty good one, dude.

01:28:17.000 You've been doing this for a while?

01:28:21.000 No, I was just, I wanted to call in, and I was like, I just thought of that because I take so many dumps.

01:28:26.000 And then I also was thinking, like, I'd like to see if I could play and eventually get from me to McJagger or something.

01:28:36.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:28:37.000 We're going to go through that right now.

01:28:40.000 Okay.

01:28:41.000 Okay, so you never have to dump again.

01:28:45.000 Now, you got to understand that that provides you with like thousands and thousands of hours of free time.

01:28:57.000 You know?

01:28:58.000 Like, that's like becoming a year older.

01:29:02.000 Especially when you're Scottish, like me and you're always on the fucking bowl because you can't digest food that is anything more elaborate than a potato.

01:29:11.000 And then being an alcoholic, you got your fucking beer shits the next day.

01:29:15.000 So what he's essentially saying is, how would you like to have another 10 years added to your life of productivity?

01:29:24.000 So that's pretty awesome.

01:29:28.000 But then every time I'm walking down the street, I think, I wish everyone had a floating number above their head.

01:29:33.000 And I could see, it said, how many times I've had sex total.

01:29:36.000 It's like 13,000.

01:29:37.000 That was red.

01:29:38.000 And then in blue, smaller is how many partners.

01:29:42.000 So you'd see some old guy and it would say like 36,000 and then one.

01:29:49.000 You know?

01:29:50.000 Ooh, that was a good one.

01:29:51.000 Thank you.

01:29:54.000 So that would be really stimulating too.

01:29:57.000 How would you answer this one, Ryan?

01:30:01.000 I enjoy shitting.

01:30:03.000 So I would stick with the shits.

01:30:05.000 You enjoy shitting?

01:30:07.000 Yes.

01:30:08.000 That's gay.

01:30:09.000 No, it's not.

01:30:10.000 It's relaxing.

01:30:10.000 You get to read, you get to vape.

01:30:13.000 And you get to stink up the entire fucking studio with your weird Japanese asshole.

01:30:19.000 Well, my stomach can't digest anything more elaborate than not seaweed.

01:30:25.000 Sir, that was a very good Would You Rather?

01:30:28.000 I think I'm going to go with the seeing everything because that's like more information.

01:30:34.000 And I would feel less human if I didn't shit.

01:30:37.000 And I feel like that would sort of take me apart.

01:30:40.000 I'd feel like that fish guy in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

01:30:45.000 You know, that fish guy who lives in a tank?

01:30:48.000 Yeah, that's a devil.

01:30:49.000 Hellboy.

01:30:50.000 Hellboy.

01:30:50.000 I'd feel like the fish guy in Hellboy.

01:30:53.000 Like, I wouldn't feel like I was part of this community.

01:30:56.000 Yeah, that's a good way to put it.

01:30:58.000 I know.

01:30:59.000 You're still like humanoid, but just a freak.

01:31:01.000 But now I just have more information.

01:31:02.000 Because that thing that he suggested with the seeing all the partners, I mean, it's conceivable we get to a level of technology where that is possible.

01:31:09.000 So now you're still a human.

01:31:11.000 You're just no more.

01:31:12.000 You know shit.

01:31:14.000 We got Chris on the line.

01:31:17.000 Chris.

01:31:19.000 Hey, I have a question for you.

01:31:22.000 Okay.

01:31:22.000 Hi.

01:31:24.000 So do you ever, like, when your wife makes dinner or whatever, do you like feel the guilty if the kids like have food extra and like you like scoop up the extra food and feel guilty about like all the food that's like left over?

01:31:40.000 Yeah, it drives me nuts, especially when we go to a restaurant.

01:31:43.000 I go, I don't work all day so we can buy food for the garbage.

01:31:46.000 And it's every time we go out for dinner, my kids will have less than half.

01:31:50.000 And this drives me nuts too.

01:31:52.000 I hate you go to a restaurant now and they give you, you all get a water this big, like you just survived a desert crawl for three days.

01:32:00.000 And then, can I get you something to drink?

01:32:02.000 You just gave me something to drink.

01:32:03.000 So then they'll get a chocolate milk.

01:32:04.000 They have a giant water.

01:32:06.000 By the time the food arrives, 20 minutes later, they're like turgid with liquids.

01:32:11.000 So they have maybe a third of it.

01:32:13.000 And then we get it to go and it just sits in the fridge and rots.

01:32:17.000 Yep.

01:32:18.000 And then you sit there and wait.

01:32:19.000 And then I actually ate pizza that was three days old because I felt guilty.

01:32:24.000 That's what I did the other day.

01:32:26.000 But I do have a would you rather, okay?

01:32:28.000 Okay.

01:32:29.000 And I want you to know, by the way, the guilt you're feeling is very healthy.

01:32:34.000 Well, you know, it's from like mom saying like, there's starving kids in Africa.

01:32:39.000 And I don't know why.

01:32:40.000 That's synonyms in me.

01:32:42.000 Oh, one more thing, too.

01:32:44.000 I wanted to tell you.

01:32:45.000 So my daughter is like an elite gymnast, and I had one of her teammates come up to me and talk to me, like, how does this electoral college vote work?

01:32:55.000 And so I had to explain to her kind of how it works.

01:32:58.000 So because all of, like, the gym owner is a Ruski, and they voted Trump for the first time ever.

01:33:07.000 And they're so disappointed.

01:33:09.000 They're in the country, and it's been like, it's been just like a total nightmare.

01:33:13.000 But anyway, a whole nother story.

01:33:15.000 But here's my would you rather ready?

01:33:17.000 Okay.

01:33:19.000 Okay.

01:33:19.000 Would you be a bottom for Blair White or would you have Hunter Biden suck a crack rock for one minute off the head of your cock?

01:33:33.000 Don't crack rocks have to be on fire?

01:33:37.000 Say that again?

01:33:38.000 I'm sorry.

01:33:38.000 Doesn't a crackrock have to be on fire?

01:33:42.000 I don't know.

01:33:42.000 You're just sucking it off.

01:33:44.000 I don't know.

01:33:44.000 One minute.

01:33:45.000 One minute, Hunter Biden.

01:33:48.000 Okay, I'm going to ignore the physics.

01:33:50.000 I'm going to ignore the physics of the Hunter Biden thing because I don't think it makes engineering sense.

01:33:57.000 But I would...

01:33:59.000 The problem with the Blair White thing is the next time you have sex with your wife, you have this like, eh, eh.

01:34:04.000 And you remember that horrible, weird, gay thing you did where you got fucked up the buns.

01:34:09.000 I'm a bottom to Blair.

01:34:12.000 I'm sorry?

01:34:13.000 Blair White is fucking me up my butt?

01:34:17.000 No, yeah, you're at the bottom, yeah.

01:34:19.000 Yeah, see, I think I might do the crack rock thing because I guess Hunter Biden grabs my dick and he smokes the crack around it or something.

01:34:28.000 He doesn't smoke the crack.

01:34:29.000 He just loves crack so much he wants to put it on your dick and what?

01:34:33.000 Yeah, just not smoke.

01:34:34.000 He's not going to smoke it.

01:34:35.000 He's just going to.

01:34:36.000 She said suck a crack rock.

01:34:38.000 Yeah.

01:34:38.000 What does that mean, though?

01:34:39.000 Like he puts it on my dick and then he sucks it back up?

01:34:41.000 Yeah, no, it's just in there on his.

01:34:43.000 We're going to have to ban on that one year.

01:34:45.000 You've got to work out.

01:34:46.000 He's going to crunch it.

01:34:47.000 Well, that hurts.

01:34:48.000 No, you've got to work out the physics of crack smoking on a penis and call back next week.

01:34:52.000 Thanks for calling.

01:34:54.000 I will build a great, great wall.

01:34:58.000 True.

01:34:59.000 I'd just like to show you some of the art I've been making while we've been talking.

01:35:03.000 This is a new kind of drawing I invented where there's not really an up or a down.

01:35:08.000 Ryan is upside down.

01:35:10.000 I'm there.

01:35:12.000 This is up.

01:35:13.000 You don't know what's going on with that.

01:35:15.000 And then this is an artsy fartsy drawing I did of Richard Hell.

01:35:19.000 I don't know.

01:35:20.000 That's kind of fun.

01:35:21.000 Nice.

01:35:22.000 Yeah, that could be your album cover.

01:35:25.000 Are we going to, on the next round of auctions, auction off this fag zone?

01:35:30.000 Sure.

01:35:31.000 Cool.

01:35:33.000 Do you want to show that?

01:35:34.000 Yeah, here it is.

01:35:35.000 So someone sent in the fag zone.

01:35:38.000 It's Ryan in the fag zone.

01:35:40.000 He has Birkenstocks on, which he denies.

01:35:42.000 He only wears cool shoes like Crocs.

01:35:48.000 There's a buzz light here.

01:35:49.000 How long does the Googles have...

01:35:51.000 How long does the auction have left?

01:35:54.000 Let me take off this chroma key.

01:35:57.000 Oh, shit.

01:35:58.000 Speaking of auctions, I think I may haven't expired.

01:36:02.000 By the way, I just looked up the SoundCloud.

01:36:06.000 I'm there.

01:36:06.000 Stand back, stand down with Gavin McInnes.

01:36:09.000 Not on YouTube, though.

01:36:10.000 Oh, it got taken off of YouTube.

01:36:14.000 So it's on SoundCloud, but yeah, I guess it got removed from YouTubes.

01:36:20.000 Michael's on the line.

01:36:22.000 How am I doing?

01:36:23.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:36:24.000 Hey, man.

01:36:26.000 Yeah, I really enjoyed this schedule trans segment you have, and I have a question.

01:36:34.000 Would you date the transition trends like a moderately attractive?

01:36:40.000 Let's say she's like 6.5 and she used to be a female and then she transitioned to male and now she's female again.

01:36:51.000 She's pretty attractive, but you know, she has this deep voice and maybe a little beard growing.

01:36:59.000 No, never.

01:37:00.000 That's a dude.

01:37:02.000 Oh, it's a woman that pretended to be a dude, then she's back to a woman?

01:37:06.000 Wait, what's the details here?

01:37:09.000 So it's sort of like that woman L we just saw?

01:37:11.000 Yeah.

01:37:12.000 But better looking than that.

01:37:14.000 So it's basically, it's sort of like an ex-drug addict because she polluted her body with hormones for all those years.

01:37:21.000 It was probably murder on her body.

01:37:24.000 And now she's changed her mind and she's back to female.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:37:29.000 That's fine.

01:37:30.000 It'd be like dating an ex-junkie or something.

01:37:35.000 What's with your accent?

01:37:36.000 Where are you from?

01:37:40.000 I almost have a boner while we were watching this Blair wiping for you.

01:37:46.000 I don't know why.

01:37:48.000 Where are you from?

01:37:50.000 I'm originally from Russia, but I live in Berkeley, California now.

01:37:55.000 And I actually have another question for you.

01:37:57.000 Wait, I have a question for you.

01:38:00.000 What is the tax there?

01:38:05.000 Oh, it's pretty high.

01:38:06.000 You know, I'm working for a tech company, and I'm making around like $200,000 a year.

01:38:12.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:38:13.000 In Russia.

01:38:16.000 Oh, in Russia?

01:38:17.000 Yeah.

01:38:18.000 Oh, it's just basically 13% regardless of how much you make.

01:38:25.000 So way less tax than us.

01:38:29.000 Exactly.

01:38:31.000 And what would be an average salary there?

01:38:35.000 Well, the average salary is much lower than here, especially if you like work in class or like even a doctor, you know.

01:38:44.000 But on the other side, the cost of living is also pretty low, so it's kind of evens out.

01:38:51.000 Okay, so what would a doctor make?

01:38:56.000 I don't know.

01:38:57.000 It's hard to kind of translate into like dollars.

01:39:01.000 I would say maybe like $50,000 a year.

01:39:05.000 $50,000 with 13% tax?

01:39:08.000 I'm moving there.

01:39:12.000 Yeah, it's actually what I was thinking about.

01:39:15.000 I moved here and I really like thought that America is cool.

01:39:20.000 But now watching what's happening in 2020, I was like, fuck, I'm moving back to Mother Russia.

01:39:28.000 Wow.

01:39:28.000 We know we're fucking up when Russians want to move home.

01:39:33.000 Yeah.

01:39:35.000 All right.

01:39:35.000 Thanks for calling.

01:39:37.000 Bye.

01:39:41.000 Sean, lockdowns.

01:39:44.000 Hey, guys.

01:39:45.000 How you doing?

01:39:46.000 Good.

01:39:46.000 How are you?

01:39:48.000 Doing all right.

01:39:49.000 So everyone's been calling and making all these like light-hearted calls.

01:39:54.000 I have a bit of a downer, but I just want to get your take on this.

01:39:58.000 I had a thought today, just talking with a couple of my conservative buddies, and this election kind of seems like it's the left's push towards universal income in a way by like, because we know like Biden's going to want to lock down the country again.

01:40:17.000 And if this happens, it's going, all the small businesses that have been hanging on this entire year during the pandemic are just going to basically fall apart.

01:40:29.000 And then it's going to just, everything's going to, the independent income is going to disappear.

01:40:36.000 That's one of my thoughts.

01:40:37.000 I want to get your take on some of this.

01:40:39.000 Yeah, I think that's what I keep saying.

01:40:41.000 Like, right now, AOC and the Goon squad, they're fringe politicians.

01:40:47.000 No one over 25 takes them seriously.

01:40:50.000 They have no power.

01:40:51.000 They could never make policy of any kind of magnitude.

01:40:55.000 But if Biden gets in, they become mainstream.

01:40:58.000 They're now like the Newt Gingrich of politics, and it's totally conceivable that they'd be taken seriously in a lawmaking capacity.

01:41:07.000 That's the scary part, is that radical socialism becomes mainstream.

01:41:12.000 And as we've learned from Canada and Britain, radical socialism, you know, well, socialism in any form, destroys your country.

01:41:20.000 Like, Scotland is talking about having the police come to your house and arrest your granddad if he says something racist at dinner.

01:41:28.000 That's where we're headed.

01:41:29.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:41:31.000 I'll abandon that.

01:41:34.000 What?

01:41:36.000 What just happened there?

01:41:37.000 No, I was agreeing with you, yes.

01:41:38.000 Yeah, but I heard a chick's voice.

01:41:40.000 I'll abandon them.

01:41:41.000 I would abandon them.

01:41:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:41:43.000 I'm here with my wife, and she's saying something under her breath.

01:41:47.000 What did she say?

01:41:52.000 Hello?

01:41:54.000 I would abandon them.

01:41:55.000 They lost her.

01:41:58.000 Yeah.

01:41:58.000 Like, you know, if you're the grandparent that got arrested for hate.

01:42:01.000 I drew a guy who has a really big head and a little small body.

01:42:06.000 That's awesome.

01:42:08.000 We used to do this in high school.

01:42:09.000 We'd try to crack each other up, so we'd draw something absurd, and then you'd show the guy when the teacher wasn't looking and see if you could make him laugh.

01:42:15.000 That's awesome.

01:42:18.000 Samuel.

01:42:20.000 Hello, Samuel.

01:42:22.000 Hi, Sammy.

01:42:24.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:42:25.000 What's popping, dog?

01:42:28.000 So I was watching the election last night.

01:42:31.000 Of course, I was completely fucking wasted by the time Trump was speaking.

01:42:35.000 But I was talking to this sexy black chick I was banging, and she brought up something about how Trump endorsed terrorism.

01:42:44.000 Now, I kind of went further into it.

01:42:46.000 And she was talking about the Proud Boys and talking about how, you know, the stand back and stand by.

01:42:52.000 And I was just sitting there thinking that it's kind of fucked up, but all the businesses in America are boarding up their windows because of the Proud Boys, or is it because of Antifa?

01:43:04.000 And I was just kind of, you were talking about the Proud Boys earlier, and I used to be a part of the Georgia chapter.

01:43:09.000 And I'm just sitting there thinking, like, these guys, it's a fraternity.

01:43:13.000 Like, yeah, we're patriotic, but all we do is drink and fight each other for shits and giggles.

01:43:18.000 Like, what are these people talking about?

01:43:20.000 Yeah, like, does she not have a TV?

01:43:22.000 Has she not seen the fucking mugshots of these rioters?

01:43:27.000 And have she not seen the people looting?

01:43:29.000 That's just what I don't get.

01:43:31.000 Like, there's so much attention.

01:43:32.000 Proud boys get stabbed last night.

01:43:35.000 The woman they're with is in intensive care, and the takeaway is, well, one of them made an okay gesture at a bar.

01:43:42.000 Oh, okay.

01:43:43.000 Well, let's get to stabbing.

01:43:47.000 It's fucking nice.

01:43:48.000 And the craziest part is, like, when was the last video you ever seen any Proud Boy lighting a fire in a business or anything?

01:43:56.000 I haven't seen any of that.

01:43:58.000 If anything, we're the ones getting attacked.

01:44:00.000 Of course, yeah.

01:44:01.000 So what did you say to her?

01:44:04.000 Oh, I basically told her she was full of shit.

01:44:06.000 And I went through the whole process of explaining to her what the Proud Boys were.

01:44:11.000 And of course, she said, you're just defending them because you knew these guys.

01:44:15.000 And I'm like, no, I'm defending them because they're right.

01:44:18.000 Like, they're the only people willing to stand up and go to prison just to protect their country and protect everything that they believe in.

01:44:25.000 And Antifa and Black Lives Matter, they're not fighting for anything.

01:44:29.000 They just want destruction.

01:44:30.000 Yeah, I know a guy who is part of his probation is anger management classes.

01:44:36.000 So he has to sit there.

01:44:37.000 It used to be a thing he'd have to take an Uber to.

01:44:39.000 It cost him like 80 bucks a session, and he got a year of them.

01:44:42.000 But thanks to COVID, he does them on Zoom and some phone calls and stuff.

01:44:46.000 But back pre-COVID, when it was a classroom, he was sitting there.

01:44:50.000 There's like two white guys, and the rest were all black and Hispanic out of like 50.

01:44:54.000 And this anger management guy would just talk about racism the whole time and how there's white privilege and systemic racism and blah, blah, blah.

01:45:04.000 And the black and Hispanic dudes were just like, this sounds like bullshit.

01:45:07.000 And what has this got to do with anger management?

01:45:10.000 And then the most recent class, he said the Proud Boys are a white supremacist terrorist organization.

01:45:17.000 And the buddy I know, he knows me, and he goes, that's not true.

01:45:20.000 And he goes, the FBI had them on a terror list.

01:45:22.000 And he goes, first of all, they didn't.

01:45:24.000 But do you like the Black Panthers?

01:45:26.000 And the black guy goes, yeah, yeah.

01:45:28.000 And he goes, they were on an FBI terror list, COINTELPR, in the late 60s.

01:45:33.000 Was that justified?

01:45:35.000 He goes, no, no, they framed the Black Panthers.

01:45:37.000 And he's like, so you don't like the FBI when it's the Black Panthers, but you like them when it's allegedly the Proud Boys?

01:45:43.000 And what the fuck has this got to do with anger management?

01:45:45.000 I mean, this bullshit, shitty, terrible narrative.

01:45:49.000 I'm not mad at the narrative.

01:45:50.000 I understand why it exists.

01:45:51.000 I'm just upset that it's so easy to propagate.

01:45:55.000 Exactly.

01:45:56.000 Exactly, man.

01:45:57.000 And see, my biggest problem with the whole thing is because she talks about the terrorism.

01:46:01.000 And I said, well, first off, Antifa is the only organization in this situation that's actually been labeled a terrorist group.

01:46:07.000 But even beside that, what is this obsession with the Proud Boys?

01:46:11.000 Like, first off, I don't, I think they're over, of course they're overblowing it.

01:46:16.000 But it's always Proud Boys.

01:46:18.000 Everybody brings up Proud Boys.

01:46:19.000 No one talks about Antifa.

01:46:20.000 No one talks about Black Lives Matter.

01:46:22.000 Look, I fuck primarily black girls.

01:46:26.000 That's the only people that I even talk to.

01:46:29.000 But somehow I'm a racist.

01:46:31.000 It doesn't make sense.

01:46:32.000 You said why is that?

01:46:33.000 Yeah.

01:46:35.000 I don't know, man.

01:46:36.000 They fuck good, I guess.

01:46:40.000 And I like darker skin tones.

01:46:42.000 But yeah, they're freaky.

01:46:44.000 But anyway, so that's basically all I have.

01:46:45.000 It sounds like you like having your ass eaten is what we're really getting down to here.

01:46:50.000 You said what?

01:46:51.000 It sounds like you like getting your ass eaten is what's really going on here.

01:46:54.000 You like ketchup on your fries, too?

01:46:58.000 There might be a little bit in there.

01:46:59.000 He laughed really hard on that one.

01:47:02.000 Yeah, it is strange, isn't it?

01:47:04.000 The terrorism thing?

01:47:05.000 I think what's really going on here is an embarrassing elephant in the room in America, which is black failure, white guilt.

01:47:14.000 Black failure has to be explained somehow.

01:47:16.000 And if it's my explanation for it is, and when I say black failure, I mean the brutal crime stats, lack of family, babies born out of wedlock, all that stuff.

01:47:26.000 My explanation for it is welfare.

01:47:28.000 I think you shattered the black family and you crippled an entire race.

01:47:31.000 Racists say, oh no, it's genetic.

01:47:33.000 They're just shitty at stuff.

01:47:34.000 That's why they're in prison.

01:47:36.000 But everyone's looking for an answer.

01:47:38.000 And the answer the left has chosen is they are oppressed.

01:47:42.000 They are tortured.

01:47:43.000 They are second-class citizens.

01:47:45.000 That's why they're in prison.

01:47:46.000 They can't be lawyers.

01:47:48.000 We won't let them be lawyers.

01:47:51.000 Well, it's crazy because you were actually, you said this.

01:47:53.000 I wasn't sure if it was yesterday or the day before, but you were talking about how if you go around thinking you're going to, you know, you see yourself as a victim all the time, you're going to think that people are victimizing you.

01:48:03.000 And that's absolutely true.

01:48:05.000 I mean, I talk to these people all day long, and it's just a constant flow of, they're out to get me.

01:48:11.000 They're out to get me.

01:48:12.000 No one's out to get you.

01:48:12.000 No one even gives a fuck about you, honestly.

01:48:14.000 Dude, guys who grew up in the North Bronx and Pelham, and it's an area called Country Club, which sounds nice, but it's a really shitty neighborhood.

01:48:23.000 It's mostly Italian.

01:48:24.000 It's just sort of the very top of the Bronx.

01:48:26.000 And those guys, you talk to them when they were kids in the 90s, and they got pulled over maybe once a day.

01:48:33.000 Now, they were smoking weed.

01:48:34.000 They were being bad kids.

01:48:36.000 But he goes, that's just the way it is in our neighborhood.

01:48:38.000 The cops are really strict.

01:48:40.000 And he goes, this one Italian at my gym, Tommy Bags, he's like, I've been pulled over and like thrown on the hood and screamed at by cops at least 12,000 times.

01:48:50.000 Or maybe it was 1,200 times, but it was hundreds and hundreds of times.

01:48:54.000 Now you can see how if you're black, you're in this mentality.

01:48:57.000 Like the cops are always fucking with me, dude.

01:48:59.000 No, you just live in an area where the cops fuck with people.

01:49:02.000 It's not you.

01:49:05.000 I mean, that's absolutely true.

01:49:06.000 I mean, because I came from the punk scene.

01:49:09.000 So obviously people look at us like we're fucking crazy as shit.

01:49:13.000 But I never saw it as, well, they're probably fucking with me because, you know, I look crazy as shit and I have all this chains and shit on.

01:49:20.000 But like, it's not like it's not a huge deal to me.

01:49:22.000 I'm just like, fuck it.

01:49:23.000 It is what it is.

01:49:24.000 So why do you have to be so dramatic and say that they're out hunting you and trying to take advantage of you, man?

01:49:30.000 That's just the pussification of this generation.

01:49:32.000 Everything's wrong.

01:49:34.000 Yeah.

01:49:34.000 And also, if I was black and everyone was always talking about how mean everyone is to me, I'd be kind of embarrassed.

01:49:40.000 It's kind of embarrassing to be constantly saying, everyone's so mean.

01:49:44.000 I'm so oppressed.

01:49:47.000 It's gay.

01:49:50.000 And that's weird because in the black community, they have such this pretending to be hard, but then that insecurity comes out.

01:49:59.000 Yeah.

01:50:00.000 Yeah, if you're so hard, why are you whining with the cops?

01:50:02.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:50:04.000 Exactly.

01:50:04.000 That's funny in the album Straight of the Compton, too.

01:50:07.000 Just this constant, like, I'm a fucking badass motherfucker.

01:50:12.000 Yet I never should have been let out the penitentiary.

01:50:15.000 And then, motherfuckers got it bad because I'm brown.

01:50:20.000 Police are mean for no reason.

01:50:23.000 Yeah, this one artist, Lil Baby, makes a song about, you know, we're getting arrested and Whatever, police, they suck.

01:50:32.000 Black Lives Matter always.

01:50:33.000 And then he's like, you know, Black Lives Matter so much that his other song, he's like, yeah, I'm just rolling around the hood with a Glock.

01:50:38.000 I'm just looking for a nigga to kill.

01:50:40.000 Yeah.

01:50:40.000 Just killing him.

01:50:41.000 Same guy.

01:50:42.000 It might be the same album.

01:50:44.000 Might be the same song.

01:50:47.000 Remember when I said that to dude?

01:50:49.000 What was his name?

01:50:50.000 Not Michael Eric Dyson, but the other guy.

01:50:54.000 And I said what we just said now.

01:50:56.000 And because he was saying, motherfucker got it bad because I'm brown.

01:50:59.000 And then I brought up the other NWA song and he goes, yeah, but that's a different song.

01:51:03.000 Okay.

01:51:05.000 It's on the same album, dude.

01:51:07.000 Wasn't that Michael Eric Dyson?

01:51:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:51:10.000 Who was the other, the younger guy we had who has three names that was with Roger Stone?

01:51:15.000 Yeah.

01:51:15.000 Oh, Mark Lamont Hill.

01:51:17.000 Mark Lamont Hill, yeah.

01:51:19.000 And I was talking about Michael Erick Dyson.

01:51:20.000 Here's another quiz on that same show.

01:51:21.000 Who was the other guy?

01:51:23.000 The black guy.

01:51:25.000 On what show?

01:51:26.000 Free speech.

01:51:27.000 Michael Eric Dyson was with Michelle Malkin.

01:51:30.000 Yep.

01:51:31.000 Or not Cornell West.

01:51:32.000 Mark Lamont Hill was with Roger Stone.

01:51:36.000 Cornell West was with Candace Owens and Milo Yiannopoulos.

01:51:40.000 Yep.

01:51:41.000 We've had him twice.

01:51:42.000 What's your quiz?

01:51:44.000 Who's the other black guy?

01:51:45.000 The other black guy that we've had on Free Speech?

01:51:48.000 I forgot.

01:51:49.000 I just remembered this now.

01:51:50.000 They was like, oh, yeah, we did that at the time.

01:51:51.000 Michael Eric Dyson, Mark Lamont Hill, Cornell West.

01:51:58.000 He wore something weird.

01:51:59.000 Oh, we had that stupid African Dashiki.

01:52:02.000 Yeah.

01:52:02.000 Yeah, what the fuck is his name?

01:52:04.000 I know it.

01:52:04.000 I give up.

01:52:05.000 Roland Martin.

01:52:06.000 Roland Martin.

01:52:08.000 He was there with...

01:52:08.000 Was that Michael Shermer?

01:52:10.000 Yes.

01:52:11.000 No, Michael Shermer was Dinesh D'Souza.

01:52:13.000 Right.

01:52:14.000 I feel like I'm a doad.

01:52:16.000 Oh, Crazy Dinesh thinks he's a doad.

01:52:18.000 That's crazy Dinesh.

01:52:19.000 Flapping around like I tell.

01:52:21.000 I deeply regret making that, not spelling that shirt.

01:52:26.000 T-D-O-A-D.

01:52:27.000 Or maybe D-T.

01:52:29.000 Yeah.

01:52:29.000 D-T-O-A-D.

01:52:30.000 Doad.

01:52:32.000 Dode.

01:52:34.000 What happened to your car, Dinesh?

01:52:36.000 Isn't it so weird we showed him the shirt?

01:52:38.000 He's just like, yes, that reminds me of my argument where I say that I'm a toad.

01:52:42.000 And it kind of looks like me, too.

01:52:45.000 That's you.

01:52:46.000 So are you mad?

01:52:47.000 I understand that you are making a reference to an analogy I made in a previous condition.

01:52:53.000 You're reacting like a toad.

01:52:56.000 Maybe he does think he's a toad.

01:52:59.000 Michael.

01:53:00.000 Toad.

01:53:03.000 Michael, you're on the line.

01:53:04.000 Mike Toad.

01:53:06.000 Michael Dowd.

01:53:08.000 Remember him?

01:53:09.000 Gotta get some more paper, dude.

01:53:13.000 Yeah, Miguel?

01:53:17.000 Alright, you drop the ball, you fall down the hall.

01:53:20.000 You know what they say.

01:53:21.000 Phil, talking about Vietnam.

01:53:24.000 I've seen, if you're a Vietnam vet, then hello, sir.

01:53:28.000 I have seen tons of movies about Vietnam, so we are basically the same guy.

01:53:33.000 So I am also, you know, I saw Saving Private Ryan.

01:53:40.000 Did you see that?

01:53:41.000 I saw Generation Kill on HBO.

01:53:45.000 So we're both veterans of foreign war films.

01:53:52.000 What's that?

01:53:52.000 We're both veterans of foreign war films.

01:53:58.000 Are you sure this isn't stolen cinematic valor?

01:54:02.000 How did Saving Prevarion end?

01:54:05.000 Did they get the bad guy?

01:54:06.000 They killed 6 million Jews.

01:54:09.000 You know, when that one guy died, it really...

01:54:13.000 Yeah, that sounds about right.

01:54:15.000 Yeah, that sounds about right.

01:54:17.000 What can we do for you, sir?

01:54:22.000 So I noticed you've said some things about Vietnam, that it was a pointless war, and kind of a way it was, but we were also fighting communism.

01:54:37.000 So do you think that was totally in vain?

01:54:43.000 Yeah, but there must have been a way to do it without losing 60,000 of our guys.

01:54:51.000 I mean, I know that, like, the movies portray that every one that died, they died in vain and that they were just so fucked up after coming back from Vietnam.

01:55:02.000 But like, a lot of those guys were really good dudes.

01:55:05.000 You know, I have relatives that served in Vietnam, and they turned out to be really good dudes.

01:55:09.000 And they don't think they were just fighting a pointless war.

01:55:14.000 You know, I'm very torn on it.

01:55:16.000 Yeah, you know, this is how I came to that conclusion.

01:55:19.000 Every time I talk to someone who knows about war and is like a war nerd, I've never met one person who defends the war.

01:55:27.000 Now, I've met some Vietnam vets.

01:55:28.000 I don't think I've ever asked them, do you defend the war?

01:55:32.000 I'm so scared around them of offending them that I kind of tread lightly.

01:55:36.000 But I've just never met anyone who said, yep, we kicked ass and we took care of communism and it was a good idea.

01:55:42.000 I mean, of you?

01:55:44.000 There was a draft, too, so it wasn't much choice in the matter for a lot of people.

01:55:48.000 But also, nobody wants to be involved in something and sacrifice a lot of stuff and then be like, yeah, that was pointless.

01:55:54.000 That would be something that you could hold on to to be like, well, you know.

01:55:58.000 You can say the same thing about Iraq.

01:56:00.000 Like, a lot of these guys are just coming back and they're all fucked up.

01:56:03.000 And I don't think that's...

01:56:06.000 Like, I like to think the war wasn't completely pointless.

01:56:09.000 You know what I mean?

01:56:10.000 Like, it was about Saddam or something.

01:56:14.000 Who even knows?

01:56:15.000 Yeah, I feel the exact same way as you.

01:56:17.000 And don't say some of those guys are good guys.

01:56:20.000 Like, I don't think they're good guys.

01:56:21.000 I revere vets to the point of homosexuality.

01:56:26.000 Like, I'll blow them.

01:56:27.000 I don't know if they'd like that.

01:56:29.000 They never asked, but the offers on the table.

01:56:33.000 The offer's there.

01:56:34.000 But I know what you mean, though.

01:56:36.000 Like, on the one hand, I think, like, when I lived upstate, they banned fracking.

01:56:42.000 And I was like, way to go.

01:56:43.000 Now these people have no choice but to go to war to become Marines.

01:56:47.000 And then you think, wait a minute, am I shitting on Marines now and saying like that's a shitty thing to be stuck with?

01:56:54.000 So I don't know.

01:56:56.000 I go back and forth.

01:56:57.000 But yeah, I think.

01:57:00.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:57:01.000 Yeah, I said we agree on everything.

01:57:04.000 He's the best.

01:57:06.000 He's fantastic.

01:57:07.000 I love him.

01:57:09.000 Let's try Miguel again.

01:57:10.000 Miguel?

01:57:13.000 Hey, how are you guys doing?

01:57:15.000 There's a boy.

01:57:16.000 We're good.

01:57:19.000 Just wanted to get your guys' quick opinions because I've been watching the show for a while and this is my first time calling in.

01:57:26.000 Won't be my last.

01:57:27.000 But I just ended my four-year relationship about a month ago.

01:57:32.000 Why?

01:57:33.000 And just, oh, you're not going to like this.

01:57:36.000 I already know what you're going to say, but we weren't getting along.

01:57:39.000 It wasn't really anything serious.

01:57:41.000 I know you think we should work it out, and relationships are meant to be that way.

01:57:46.000 But I just wasn't happy.

01:57:47.000 And I don't know.

01:57:48.000 Perhaps I'm immature.

01:57:49.000 It's not a joke.

01:57:50.000 How old are you?

01:57:51.000 I'm the one who ended it.

01:57:53.000 I'm 26.

01:57:56.000 And how old is she?

01:58:00.000 She's 28.

01:58:02.000 She took her best years, threw them down the toilet.

01:58:07.000 Yeah, I feel shitty for that, but among other things, there was just, you know, philosophical differences, political differences.

01:58:17.000 You know.

01:58:18.000 But anyway, so I've been on Tinder and just trying to meet women online and, you know, COVID, it's just hard to meet people.

01:58:26.000 I'm from Chicago, by the way.

01:58:29.000 But just wanted to know if you and Ryan had any tips.

01:58:31.000 I'm from Chicago, by the way.

01:58:33.000 Any tips on what?

01:58:35.000 Meeting girls?

01:58:38.000 Yeah, just I've been out of the market for like a while, you know, and you guys seem to be doing well for yourself.

01:58:45.000 I'm an oddity.

01:58:45.000 Like, I don't try.

01:58:47.000 I don't go out there.

01:58:48.000 I don't have any dating apps.

01:58:49.000 Do you have dating apps?

01:58:50.000 You should try that.

01:58:51.000 My man just fucks all my groupies.

01:58:53.000 So that's not really.

01:58:54.000 Girls know who I am.

01:58:56.000 They can't fuck me because I'm married.

01:58:57.000 So he just picks up the trash.

01:59:00.000 True.

01:59:01.000 And this whole idea of like, I don't know, man, I'm not on dating apps.

01:59:04.000 Yeah, you don't have to be because girls hear about you through me.

01:59:07.000 Yeah, no, before that, I was, I mean, I mean, how do you explain the rest of my life?

01:59:11.000 It's been pretty good.

01:59:12.000 It's just, I don't know.

01:59:13.000 I mean, you just be cool.

01:59:16.000 You're cool.

01:59:18.000 Just be cool.

01:59:19.000 No, that's terrible advice.

01:59:21.000 Dating apps.

01:59:21.000 I'll help you, sir.

01:59:23.000 It's called talking, laughing, fucking.

01:59:27.000 That's how you get laid.

01:59:28.000 TLF.

01:59:29.000 You have to get out there and, as Dante Nero says, lay bricks.

01:59:33.000 Yeah.

01:59:33.000 So you have to constantly be talking to girls, going out a lot.

01:59:37.000 And what incentivizes you to do that?

01:59:40.000 You don't watch porn.

01:59:43.000 Quit porn.

01:59:44.000 And don't beat off.

01:59:45.000 So the only way you can ejaculate is within one yard of a lady.

01:59:49.000 This is why we started the Proud Boys was for guys like you.

01:59:52.000 I'll eat you.

01:59:52.000 Fair enough.

01:59:53.000 Hey, do you have any trouble talking to girls, working up the old brave Aruski?

02:00:02.000 Okay, well, in person, I'm pretty confident.

02:00:05.000 I'd rather approach strangers, but online, I'm just so dry and boring.

02:00:11.000 Dude, say that.

02:00:12.000 Just lame, dude.

02:00:13.000 And I can't get by that cyber wall.

02:00:15.000 Self-deprecate a little bit.

02:00:16.000 Or if you have trouble talking to what you think is an attractive girl, talk to some fours.

02:00:22.000 That helps.

02:00:23.000 Right?

02:00:24.000 Yeah, get your grounds.

02:00:26.000 Get your grounds.

02:00:27.000 Get your bearings with some fives, some chubbies.

02:00:30.000 Talk to like old ladies.

02:00:31.000 Put some chubsters around.

02:00:32.000 Just see what it's like to just, you know, talk.

02:00:35.000 We're out of time, dude.

02:00:36.000 Thanks for calling.

02:00:37.000 Good luck.

02:00:38.000 Yeah, no problem.

02:00:39.000 Here's my last masterpiece.

02:00:42.000 Lasterpiece.

02:00:43.000 By the way, another thing to add to that previous call, I always found when I was single, it was good to not be like, hey, you want to go out?

02:00:49.000 Like, I want to fuck you, obviously.

02:00:51.000 I was more like...

02:00:52.000 Let's have fun.

02:00:52.000 Yeah, I'm doing this thing.

02:00:54.000 Hey, we're going to a monster truck rally on Thursday with these guys.

02:00:56.000 You should come.

02:00:57.000 It'll be fun.

02:00:58.000 You can bring your friend.

02:00:59.000 Like, I'm like this social coordinator.

02:01:01.000 Hey, this thing's going on.

02:01:02.000 Oh, we're all going to this movie.

02:01:03.000 You should come.

02:01:04.000 We're at this party.

02:01:04.000 Yeah, I'm fun.

02:01:06.000 If you're asking her, that means you like her already.

02:01:07.000 Like, that's built into the given.

02:01:09.000 Now, you got to watch it with the friend zone.

02:01:11.000 So what you do is when she comes to the monster truck rally, you go, holy shit.

02:01:17.000 I didn't know you're going to dress this hot.

02:01:19.000 Now I can't concentrate.

02:01:21.000 And then this was my classic.

02:01:22.000 I would always do.

02:01:22.000 I'd pretend I can't look at them because I lose my train of thought if I look at you because you're too pretty.

02:01:28.000 So I'm just going to go like this.

02:01:28.000 So anyway, we were over there on Thursday, and then they go, I'm so pretty, you can't look at me.

02:01:34.000 That helps.

02:01:35.000 So yeah, have shit going on.

02:01:37.000 Like we're going mountain climbing or something.

02:01:39.000 I always thought there's so many weird places you could go.

02:01:41.000 Like if I was single now, I'd be like, let's go to Disneyland.

02:01:45.000 Let's go to Cooperstown, the baseball hall of fame.

02:01:48.000 Like let's go camping.

02:01:49.000 There's so many weird sh things you can do.

02:01:51.000 Yeah, once you find something coming, be like, oh, that's cool.

02:01:54.000 Are you like that?

02:01:54.000 We should go do this.

02:01:55.000 Here's my final work of art for the day.

02:01:58.000 Ooh.

02:01:59.000 Indian?

02:02:00.000 It's up to you to interpret.

02:02:02.000 Wow.

02:02:03.000 That's deep.

02:02:04.000 Yeah.

02:02:07.000 Alrighty.

02:02:09.000 Do you want to get as many people on the line as possible so they could all say, get fire, get in trouble, be brave enough to start fighting together?

02:02:14.000 Sure.

02:02:15.000 Well, how many calls do we have?

02:02:16.000 17.

02:02:17.000 Let's do super speeds.

02:02:19.000 Okay?

02:02:19.000 Go.

02:02:20.000 Hello, are you there?

02:02:22.000 Hello.

02:02:24.000 Hey, what's up?

02:02:24.000 Hey, Gavin.

02:02:25.000 Hey, man, quick.

02:02:28.000 Hey, I was wondering if you heard about this thing where people have been getting multiple mail-in ballots sent to them at their home.

02:02:34.000 I heard a caller on a show today say that he got sent two himself, and then his wife got sent multiple in her married name and her maiden name.

02:02:43.000 Yes, I have heard that.

02:02:44.000 Thank you for calling.

02:02:45.000 It's shocking the amount of fraud we've all heard about, and it's not just from one spot.

02:02:49.000 It's from all over the country.

02:02:50.000 When you talk to people, just go outside and talk to people, and they'll tell you about their cousin and their uncle and all these different people all over the country who got weird shit.

02:02:57.000 Next call.

02:02:58.000 Your Honor.

02:02:59.000 Hello.

02:03:00.000 Hello?

02:03:01.000 Hey.

02:03:02.000 Hey.

02:03:04.000 I wanted to share a theory I have about Tim Pool.

02:03:09.000 You think he might be bald?

02:03:12.000 No.

02:03:12.000 Well, yeah, obviously he's bald.

02:03:14.000 But my theory about why he's so weird about his hat is that he thinks he looks like Brian Stelter, and he's right about that.

02:03:23.000 And everyone's going to make fun of him for it.

02:03:25.000 Yes, that is correct.

02:03:26.000 Thank you for calling.

02:03:27.000 Next call.

02:03:28.000 All right, make it quick.

02:03:29.000 Gus, you're on.

02:03:30.000 Oh no, Mario, you're online.

02:03:33.000 Hey there.

02:03:35.000 I saw Kamala Harris was having an event Friday in Houston.

02:03:39.000 I tried going to it.

02:03:40.000 University of Houston said it was a private event.

02:03:42.000 That's why no one was there.

02:03:43.000 I was afraid that this is why they set up the election interference.

02:03:46.000 The media was behind it.

02:03:47.000 Kamala Harris, Biden was behind it.

02:03:49.000 This is why no one's ever at their event.

02:03:51.000 They make it private events.

02:03:52.000 They air it on local stations and on the internet.

02:03:55.000 They make it seem no one's going to go to Biden.

02:03:56.000 This is why they weren't worried when the election had that quote-unquote red mirage last night.

02:04:01.000 They were playing us for fools, and this is how they're going to steal the election.

02:04:04.000 They made it seem Joe was sleepy, but really they knew they were going to steal it, so they weren't even worried.

02:04:09.000 Anyways, like your new sunglasses.

02:04:11.000 Okay, thanks, man.

02:04:12.000 I'm not sure I totally get that, though.

02:04:15.000 Make it look like they're not going to...

02:04:17.000 I don't know.

02:04:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:04:18.000 Why would you do that?

02:04:19.000 Hold private events.

02:04:20.000 I don't know.

02:04:20.000 That doesn't seem...

02:04:22.000 Why would you want a shitty turnout on purpose?

02:04:24.000 Maybe to make it look like nobody's going to go out and vote for Joe, so that way more MAGA supporters are just like, ah, we got this in the bag.

02:04:30.000 Oh, I see.

02:04:31.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

02:04:31.000 Okay, next go.

02:04:32.000 Josh.

02:04:34.000 Hey, guys, love the show.

02:04:36.000 First debate, Joe Biden.

02:04:39.000 Do you really think a 78-year-old man who's out of touch, has dementia, spits out Proud Boys' first line when they ask him about a white supremacist group?

02:04:50.000 Doesn't make sense to me.

02:04:51.000 So what was it?

02:04:52.000 Thanks.

02:04:54.000 I think somebody in his earpiece.

02:04:57.000 Right, yeah.

02:04:59.000 All right, thanks.

02:05:00.000 That's probably why he fucked it up the second time because he'd never heard of them before.

02:05:04.000 What was it again?

02:05:05.000 The poor boys.

02:05:07.000 Stand around, poor boys.

02:05:08.000 Roach leg.

02:05:11.000 Mega Joke from Still Can Win.

02:05:13.000 What?

02:05:17.000 Bro, it's MAGA Jew.

02:05:18.000 Oh, MAGA Jew.

02:05:19.000 What's up, Mega Jew?

02:05:22.000 Hey, how's it going, guys?

02:05:25.000 Hello, Arbiter of the Fag Zone.

02:05:28.000 Yes.

02:05:28.000 Hello, guys.

02:05:30.000 So, basically, I think my theory is that Trump could still take this.

02:05:34.000 If this does end up going to SCOTUS, I think barring them buying out Thomas, the Trump picks, and the other guy, I think I've got this in the back.

02:05:46.000 I know what you guys think.

02:05:50.000 Thanks for calling.

02:05:52.000 He has won.

02:05:54.000 But I mean, in a way, I don't really care what the polls, what the readouts say.

02:06:00.000 We all know he won.

02:06:02.000 And I guess tomorrow we're going to find out what this map says.

02:06:06.000 They're saying he's only less than 8,000 votes behind currently, but 75%.

02:06:13.000 What's the 264 thing?

02:06:15.000 Yeah, still 264, 214?

02:06:17.000 Oh, yeah.

02:06:18.000 Yeah, those numbers are the same.

02:06:21.000 Those are numbers are.

02:06:21.000 It's not true.

02:06:23.000 Again, 139,000 votes discovered magically while we were all sleeping, and they were all for Biden.

02:06:31.000 More calls are coming in.

02:06:32.000 I mean, if you read about that in Russia, you'd go, God, they're such amateurs over there.

02:06:36.000 So they're coming in just as quick as we're getting rid of them.

02:06:39.000 So, Josh, what's up, Josh?

02:06:43.000 Hey.

02:06:45.000 Hello.

02:06:46.000 Hello?

02:06:47.000 I listened to Roger Stone, and he said that it's Arizona that's in play.

02:06:50.000 He's 86% in right now.

02:06:54.000 Arizona's still in play?

02:06:57.000 Yeah, Nevada's not really in play.

02:06:59.000 It's really Arizona that's really that they're keying in on.

02:07:03.000 Oh, yeah, 86% of the vote in.

02:07:05.000 Oh, wow.

02:07:06.000 Oh, thanks for calling.

02:07:07.000 Let me see that.

02:07:08.000 Blow up the map.

02:07:09.000 Now, six-hour shows are just going to become our norm.

02:07:13.000 But it's already there, just totally blue.

02:07:16.000 It's down by 100,000 or so.

02:07:18.000 Right?

02:07:18.000 But move your thingamadoodle.

02:07:21.000 Arizona is blue as can be.

02:07:25.000 Oh, but that is pretty close, 50.7.

02:07:29.000 Yeah.

02:07:30.000 But I'm sorry, my stupid.

02:07:31.000 86% in, counted.

02:07:33.000 Oh, 86% in.

02:07:34.000 Yeah.

02:07:35.000 So that is still blue.

02:07:36.000 Why is it on?

02:07:36.000 That is a hard red caller.

02:07:38.000 That's very helpful.

02:07:39.000 So that shouldn't be a blue.

02:07:41.000 It should be a crisscross blue.

02:07:44.000 Yeah.

02:07:44.000 Okay, next call.

02:07:46.000 Mother Effer.

02:07:47.000 I didn't realize that.

02:07:48.000 Nobody can do that like me.

02:07:51.000 True.

02:07:52.000 Hey, this is Joe Biden.

02:07:56.000 Hello.

02:07:56.000 This is Joe Biden.

02:07:58.000 I just want to let you know, we're taking it from you.

02:08:01.000 Whether you like it by hook or by cloak, we're going to get it.

02:08:04.000 We're going to put your balls in the bag.

02:08:06.000 Oh, come on, man.

02:08:08.000 I can't do this after three hours, dude.

02:08:10.000 I cannot stay on hold for three hours and just freaking ass off.

02:08:14.000 But we've only been taking calls for an hour.

02:08:20.000 Did you call them?

02:08:22.000 Three hours of my fault.

02:08:24.000 Did you call an hour before that we started?

02:08:27.000 Yeah.

02:08:29.000 It's only 11 o'clock.

02:08:31.000 You must have called an hour before we started the show.

02:08:35.000 If we don't start making fun of fucking Biden, because you know that's just going to be gold, dude.

02:08:40.000 That's true.

02:08:41.000 Everything he says publicly is going to be fucking horrible and it's going to be amazing.

02:08:45.000 You just sound a little bit like Joe Biden.

02:08:47.000 Well, that's something I have to admit.

02:08:49.000 If Joe Biden is president for the next four years, we're doing pretty good over here at Censored.tv.

02:08:55.000 We got a lot of fucking content.

02:08:58.000 It's going to be a lot of content, dude.

02:09:00.000 It's a good two months of content before he drops dead.

02:09:03.000 I mean, I don't know.

02:09:04.000 Bad for America.

02:09:05.000 Good for us.

02:09:06.000 All right.

02:09:07.000 Thanks for calling.

02:09:07.000 Next caller.

02:09:09.000 Sorry that you're on hold for three hours.

02:09:11.000 You call it eight.

02:09:12.000 Talking about Michigan.

02:09:14.000 MIELCTIONS.US.

02:09:17.000 Go there.

02:09:18.000 MIELECTIONS.us.

02:09:22.000 Trump's been winning in Michigan since noon today.

02:09:26.000 And all the maps show him as dark blue.

02:09:30.000 Michigan is dark blue.

02:09:30.000 But Trump's been winning.

02:09:32.000 And what percentage of the votes are in?

02:09:37.000 Let's see here.

02:09:39.000 It doesn't say, it says counties counted 81 out of 83.

02:09:44.000 Okay, go back to that previous map, Ryan, and put your mouse over Michigan.

02:09:49.000 What's that?

02:09:49.000 Oh, the previous map?

02:09:50.000 Yeah.

02:09:50.000 Do you live in Michigan?

02:09:53.000 No, I saw this on Twitter.

02:09:55.000 Oh.

02:09:56.000 So 50% blue, 48% red.

02:10:01.000 But are they done?

02:10:05.000 what does that say at the bottom?

02:10:06.000 95%?

02:10:07.000 99.

02:10:08.000 99?

02:10:09.000 Holy shit.

02:10:11.000 That's crazy.

02:10:14.000 I can't find it, but yeah, this is the site.

02:10:16.000 And I saw, you know, hot.

02:10:20.000 Wait, what was that?

02:10:20.000 All right, so slash elections slash results, right?

02:10:26.000 Sorry, I think we're talking about Juver website.us.

02:10:31.000 I'm on it.

02:10:32.000 It'll have the number.

02:10:35.000 Let's see.

02:10:35.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

02:10:36.000 We're going to look that up.

02:10:37.000 Very helpful.

02:10:38.000 Appreciate it.

02:10:39.000 Appreciate you.

02:10:40.000 I like how they say that in the South.

02:10:41.000 Appreciate you.

02:10:43.000 Really?

02:10:43.000 Thanks.

02:10:44.000 Like, me?

02:10:45.000 Me?

02:10:45.000 Little old me?

02:10:47.000 Did I ever tell you one time I was talking to some old lady in the South and she goes, I gotta say, I really have so much respect for you that you're down here and you kept your wedding ring on.

02:10:56.000 Wow.

02:10:57.000 That's like a thing.

02:10:58.000 That's hilarious.

02:10:59.000 Sorry, ladies.

02:10:59.000 I know I'm on a business trip, but no they even when you take it off, it's just a symbol that you're down.

02:11:06.000 They still know you're married.

02:11:07.000 Well, when a married man takes his wedding ring off, there's this bright white handless line.

02:11:14.000 Oh, man.

02:11:16.000 Where the hell?

02:11:17.000 Okay, so anyway, Michigan is still...

02:11:20.000 All these things that are on the map as dark blue.

02:11:22.000 You look them up, and they're not done yet.

02:11:25.000 We might have to do a show tomorrow.

02:11:27.000 Oh, we are doing a show tomorrow.

02:11:28.000 Let me talk about it.

02:11:29.000 Oh, yeah.

02:11:30.000 Maybe we should do a live show tomorrow.

02:11:32.000 Elections.

02:11:33.000 Okay, get out of that mess.

02:11:34.000 We got to power through these.

02:11:35.000 Come on.

02:11:36.000 I did see that.

02:11:37.000 He was 51%, by the way.

02:11:39.000 On Michigan's official website.

02:11:42.000 Next Kizal.

02:11:44.000 Hello.

02:11:45.000 What's up, Gab and the man who enjoys taking shits?

02:11:48.000 I got a Would You Rather for you?

02:11:50.000 It's a weird one.

02:11:51.000 I just came up with it.

02:11:53.000 Would you rather eat a bowl of cockroaches with milk, like a cereal, once a week, or have to go on your, crawl around your hands and knees every day from 9 to 5?

02:12:05.000 I'm going to go with the cockroaches because I just feel like...

02:12:10.000 You might die.

02:12:11.000 I might die.

02:12:12.000 No, it's just protein.

02:12:14.000 I mean, it's cockroaches.

02:12:16.000 Yeah, no, they're fine.

02:12:17.000 They're fine.

02:12:18.000 Are they alive?

02:12:19.000 I love when people do this with the Would You Rather To?

02:12:22.000 They start tweaking it when you choose one.

02:12:23.000 They're like, yeah, but there's shit on it.

02:12:25.000 Well, no, I'm just...

02:12:26.000 No, I'm not saying you're going to die.

02:12:28.000 I'm just saying you're eating cockroaches.

02:12:29.000 Take that into account.

02:12:30.000 No, but the thing about crawling on my hands and knees is you took away my freedom.

02:12:35.000 And now I'm like a slave for 40 hours a week.

02:12:39.000 I'd rather die eating roaches than live free.

02:12:42.000 Yeah, I want to die with my boots on eating roaches.

02:12:45.000 I don't want to be a fucking slave.

02:12:47.000 Next question.

02:12:49.000 People from Connecticut don't talk with a transatlantic accent.

02:12:52.000 Just got to say.

02:12:53.000 Okay.

02:12:53.000 Bye.

02:12:54.000 That's true, kind of.

02:12:56.000 What did he say?

02:12:57.000 People from Connecticut don't always talk like they have the transatlantic accent.

02:13:02.000 They talk like Ann Coulter.

02:13:04.000 Yeah, this kind of, well, May West thing.

02:13:08.000 Would you rather something rotten, by the way?

02:13:11.000 Is that good?

02:13:12.000 Garbage?

02:13:14.000 Do I sound okay?

02:13:15.000 Sorry, I'm at work.

02:13:16.000 You sound great.

02:13:16.000 You sound fantastic.

02:13:18.000 Okay.

02:13:19.000 So would you rather have to find a small essential object in a backyard pool full of shit or eat three of Gary's Easter sausages?

02:13:31.000 Oh, shit.

02:13:33.000 What do I have to find in that pool full of shit?

02:13:36.000 An object.

02:13:37.000 Oh, just an object.

02:13:38.000 Could be anything, like a billiard ball.

02:13:40.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter what it is.

02:13:41.000 It's something that you would have to find.

02:13:42.000 How about a lawnmower?

02:13:44.000 Yeah, a lawnmower would even be hard.

02:13:46.000 Yeah, that's right.

02:13:48.000 A family of three would be hard.

02:13:52.000 I'm going to have to eat one of Gary's unbelievably disgusting fucking sausages, all three, which I couldn't even look at without dry heaving.

02:14:01.000 And I have no idea how old they are.

02:14:04.000 I think he gets them from the food bank or something, but then he puts them somewhere.

02:14:08.000 Oh, the sausages are made of Gary also.

02:14:12.000 You know, I walked by him the other day, and I had my mask on, like this, and I didn't have my glasses, and I walked right up to him.

02:14:19.000 I looked right into his eyes.

02:14:21.000 He looked at me, and I just walked right by.

02:14:23.000 Didn't say a word.

02:14:24.000 He didn't recognize me.

02:14:26.000 He needs the whole face.

02:14:28.000 He's so selfish and vain that he doesn't really look at people.

02:14:31.000 Unless you have money for him, like you could be like, Gary, and he's like, yeah, it's the money for cigarettes.

02:14:36.000 No, well, fuck off.

02:14:38.000 Yeah.

02:14:40.000 All right, next call.

02:14:41.000 Gary does not like his totally wasteful time wasted.

02:14:45.000 Yeah.

02:14:46.000 I waste my time here.

02:14:47.000 That's my not you.

02:14:49.000 Kurt.

02:14:53.000 Kurt, you're messing up, dude.

02:14:55.000 Kurt.

02:14:56.000 Hey, Gab, the Rice guy, what's up?

02:14:58.000 Hello.

02:14:58.000 What's up, dude?

02:14:59.000 So he said something the other day that kind of stuck with me.

02:15:02.000 Basically, he said, don't get rid of your liberal friends.

02:15:05.000 Don't treat them how they would treat us.

02:15:07.000 And I'm trying to do that, but my friend, he sent just really retarded stuff, basically.

02:15:13.000 I sent him a video of Biden doing one of his unintelligible things the other day.

02:15:19.000 Like he said some gibberish.

02:15:21.000 And my friend goes, well, actually, he has a history of stuttering.

02:15:25.000 And actually, Trump is clearly showing signs of having a stroke.

02:15:30.000 And I'm like, okay.

02:15:31.000 So basically, my question is, how do I stay friends with these people, even though they basically seem like they have special needs?

02:15:38.000 So stuttering is when you call your daughter, your dead son's name, Bo Biden.

02:15:46.000 Is that stuttering?

02:15:48.000 It's closer to correct.

02:15:49.000 That's what I said to him.

02:15:50.000 I'm like, I sent that exact example back to him.

02:15:52.000 No response.

02:15:54.000 Yeah.

02:15:54.000 I mean, these people, most of them are going to end up dumping you anyway.

02:15:58.000 So you won't have to figure out how to hold on to them.

02:16:01.000 But when that happens, that's just really your friend saying, I was never really your friend.

02:16:05.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

02:16:08.000 Like, my friends, I'm against murder.

02:16:11.000 But if a good friend of mine rolled up to Madison and goes, dude, some fucked up shit happened and there's a body in the trunk, I would just go, oh, Jesus Christ.

02:16:19.000 Okay, we're going to have to go to Jersey and bury it.

02:16:22.000 I need shovels, but we can't be seen on camera at Home Depot buying shovels.

02:16:26.000 So we'll have to have someone else buy us shovels.

02:16:28.000 And then we'll hear the story later.

02:16:30.000 But these people, they'll throw you out based on not what your beliefs are, but what someone else interprets your beliefs to be.

02:16:39.000 Like, people aren't Xing me because I'm racist, they're Xing me because there's a rumor that the Proud Boys might be racist, and that's enough to end the friendship.

02:16:48.000 Dude, I was ready to help you get rid of a body.

02:16:51.000 Yeah, now I'm getting rid of your body.

02:16:54.000 But it's more important, when I said that the other day, I was talking more about relatives.

02:16:59.000 It's important to retain, you know, Thanksgiving.

02:17:04.000 All right, thanks for calling.

02:17:05.000 We've got to power through these later.

02:17:07.000 Also, don't talk politics with them.

02:17:09.000 And just tell them to stop.

02:17:11.000 Trevor.

02:17:12.000 Oh, I'm clicking.

02:17:14.000 Trevor.

02:17:15.000 Yo, what up, dudes?

02:17:16.000 Yo, man.

02:17:17.000 What up, dudes?

02:17:18.000 I'm sad about your boy.

02:17:21.000 Don't be.

02:17:21.000 Which boy?

02:17:22.000 They're trying to steal it from us.

02:17:24.000 They won't.

02:17:25.000 Don't worry.

02:17:26.000 Have faith.

02:17:28.000 I think we're so good if we get Arizona.

02:17:32.000 I mean, there's so many different ways to interpret the data, but I really believe it comes down to Nevada.

02:17:41.000 It's going to take like a week to deal it out.

02:17:45.000 I think, you know, in a boxing match, whenever it takes too long to get the decision, you know, somebody's screwing with the judgment.

02:17:53.000 Yeah.

02:17:54.000 So it's kind of like that, you know.

02:17:56.000 Yeah, good point.

02:17:57.000 It's taking too long to get a decision.

02:17:59.000 Something's fucked up.

02:18:01.000 I agree.

02:18:02.000 Thanks for calling, dude.

02:18:03.000 But we were expecting.

02:18:05.000 Boop.

02:18:07.000 Lise.

02:18:10.000 Hey, this is Lise or Louise?

02:18:11.000 What's up, guys?

02:18:13.000 Hey, dude.

02:18:14.000 Dude, I'm on the same note as the other guy who just called, man.

02:18:18.000 It's just like, I hope we win this shit.

02:18:20.000 This shit is very nerve-wracking.

02:18:22.000 And I don't think I've ever felt like this for something that's gone on my doorstep, you know?

02:18:27.000 Yeah.

02:18:28.000 Well, don't let it ruin your life.

02:18:29.000 I mean, it is a really important election, but, you know, it's not over till it's over.

02:18:36.000 My gay neighbor was crying about his dog running away, and I said, wait till he's definitely run away before you do your crying.

02:18:42.000 Like, we're not even done the election yet.

02:18:44.000 Yeah.

02:18:44.000 Let's save our mornings.

02:18:46.000 You know, it's not even so much that I'm crying.

02:18:49.000 It's like, in my own mind, you know, I typically go on like these creative things and so forth.

02:18:56.000 But I feel like with, you know, especially like I watch you guys and seeing how you guys get censored and everybody's getting censored, it seems almost impossible having to look at the future if Trump doesn't win and create anything of any merit or value or anything with any substance or anything interesting without it just being,

02:19:16.000 you know, if this fucking other guy wins, man, it's just going to suck for any sort of cultural thing.

02:19:21.000 It's going to be kind of, I don't know.

02:19:23.000 It's going to be really bad, but it's going to suck.

02:19:26.000 We fought the Indians for 400 years.

02:19:29.000 That means generation after generation went into the grave going, well, I guess we lost.

02:19:34.000 The Indians got this.

02:19:35.000 And eventually we won and were able to begin America.

02:19:40.000 So our forefathers have been through much worse than this.

02:19:44.000 We just got to fucking grit our teeth and get to work.

02:19:48.000 All right.

02:19:49.000 Listen to the last call.

02:19:50.000 Bye.

02:19:52.000 All right.

02:19:52.000 Last call.

02:19:54.000 Tom.

02:19:56.000 Yo, what's up?

02:19:57.000 Hey, man.

02:19:58.000 What's up?

02:20:00.000 So I bought a Trump hat last year for Halloween in limited edition.

02:20:06.000 It's bright orange and it has a jack-o-lantern face.

02:20:09.000 And it says, keep America Great on the back.

02:20:12.000 Should I sell this ridiculous hat for $150 on eBay or keep it?

02:20:18.000 Keep it and save it.

02:20:19.000 Sell it for fucking $500 10 years from now.

02:20:24.000 Yeah, it's part of history.

02:20:25.000 Do you think it's going to be worth that in 10 years?

02:20:27.000 Hold on to it.

02:20:28.000 I don't know.

02:20:29.000 It's not worth $150, dude.

02:20:31.000 I mean, you get it from the site, or like, I got all mine at Trump Tower.

02:20:34.000 And it's so much, you know, it's like a part of history.

02:20:37.000 It's a fucking technically campaign.

02:20:38.000 You know, when I was punk, all my junkie roommates would always sell shit, like their bike and stuff, for money.

02:20:43.000 And then they'd just be broke a week later, but with no bike.

02:20:47.000 Yeah.

02:20:47.000 I'm against selling things.

02:20:48.000 I don't know.

02:20:50.000 I have books that I bought when I was 18.

02:20:52.000 I'm 50.

02:20:53.000 And they only released that, that, that's a limited run.

02:20:57.000 It's a, you know, Halloween hat.

02:20:59.000 Hold on to it, dude.

02:21:00.000 Absolutely.

02:21:00.000 Give it to your grandchildren.

02:21:01.000 Oh, you know what?

02:21:02.000 Sell it to me for 50 bucks.

02:21:04.000 Okay, we got to go.

02:21:05.000 Thanks for calling.

02:21:07.000 Definitely don't sell that.

02:21:08.000 Come on now.

02:21:09.000 I guess it's sort of like the mailbag.

02:21:11.000 Like, we can never really get through all the calls or all the mail.

02:21:15.000 It's untappable.

02:21:16.000 Maybe a solution is next Wednesday, we just do calls.

02:21:20.000 Just a call show.

02:21:21.000 Just a call-in show.

02:21:22.000 That's fun.

02:21:24.000 New rule.

02:21:25.000 New rule.

02:21:27.000 Yeah, unless there's something we absolutely have to talk about, like the president was just assassinated.

02:21:32.000 From now on, Wednesdays are the call-in show because I feel bad not getting to these people.

02:21:36.000 True.

02:21:37.000 And idea.

02:21:40.000 We do a donation-based how urgent is your mailbag thing.

02:21:44.000 So there's a mailbag, like a premium mailbag, where if you donate, it goes to Zeno and the kids.

02:21:49.000 So people pay $10 a month to watch our show, and we ask them for donations.

02:21:53.000 Hey, it's better if $2 or something like that, it's better to not have any shot of getting your mail read at all.

02:21:59.000 You know?

02:22:01.000 Mail read?

02:22:01.000 I've said calls.

02:22:02.000 Mail or calls.

02:22:03.000 I can go for either.

02:22:04.000 But not the calls.

02:22:05.000 More the mailbag.

02:22:07.000 It reeks.

02:22:08.000 Get fired.

02:22:08.000 Get in trouble.

02:22:09.000 Be brave.

02:22:10.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 05, 2020

GOML LIVE #72 - WHO WON?

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