Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 21, 2020


GOML LIVE #74 | STOLEN VALOR (Part 1)


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 11 minutes

Words per Minute

151.22076

Word Count

10,777

Sentence Count

1,140

Misogynist Sentences

17

Hate Speech Sentences

29


Summary

On this episode of Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McKinnon, we talk about a new technology that allows you to hear music in your head when you listen to a song, and we read a book that challenges many of the long-held assumptions about blacks, about Jews, about Germans, about slavery, about education, and about education in general. We also talk about Maxine Shaw's new book, Black, Rednecks, and White Liberals, and much, much more! Get off my lawn with Kevin McAllister. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. This episode is sponsored by Johnny Apple CBD. To find a list of our sponsors and show-related promo codes, go to jonnyapp.cbd.co/OurAdvertisers and use the promo code GAVIN for 20% off all orders. If you like the show and want to support it, you can become a patron patron and receive 20% OFF all orders, plus a free copy of the book "Black, Redneck, White, and Conservative" by Black Redneck and White Liberal. and get 10% off the first month, plus an additional $5 off your first month's mail-in discount when you sign up for the book, "Black Redneck & White Liberals" by clicking here: Black, White and White, you get $10 off the book and $25 off the paperback edition of Black, and $50 off the second month, and a FREE copy of "Blinded by Black and White get a copy of his or White's "Black and White's Guide to Black, And White, And a Free of "Black & White's Farts" by the book by Black & White, plus they'll get a discount on the book they're also get $5 Offed by a black and White gets 10% Offed a discount, and they'll receive $25 Offed $10 Off their first month of Black and Blue's Guide, and all other promo code "Black And White gets 5% off their first promo code, they'll also get it all of that deal, and so on and so much more, they can receive the discount on both of those things they can do it, plus all of those other things, they get it, they won't have access to both of these things!


Transcript

00:00:14.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McKinnon!
00:00:29.000 That song sucks.
00:00:38.000 And what's with his hair?
00:00:40.000 The singer of Quiet Riot has the least rock and roll hair out of anyone in the history of rock.
00:00:47.000 I chose that because Alex Jones played Metal Health on his show the other day that I was on.
00:00:54.000 And I was like, that's a jam.
00:00:55.000 I think I like Quiet Riot.
00:00:57.000 But, you know, they did a bunch of glam covers that weren't their songs.
00:01:01.000 And when they did their own songs, it was that piece of shit.
00:01:03.000 But the reason I chose that song is because I was just reading downstairs that you're not a nice person.
00:01:12.000 That Israel has come up with this sonic wave that they can send where you hear a song.
00:01:21.000 So you'll stand at a certain place and you won't hear it but you'll feel it projected into your brain.
00:01:28.000 Which, what's the next step?
00:01:31.000 The next step is thoughts into your brain.
00:01:33.000 Biden won.
00:01:34.000 Trump sucks.
00:01:36.000 And that's what schizophrenics experience, right?
00:01:39.000 This is really tech company wants to beam music into your ears.
00:01:42.000 Novelto's trademark sound beaming technology requires no headphones or chip embeds.
00:01:46.000 Instead, it creates sound pockets around your ears.
00:01:49.000 So then you can do start doing propaganda.
00:01:53.000 And now everyone's crazy now.
00:01:56.000 Hence the song Mama Mama We're All Crazy.
00:01:58.000 Now, unfortunately, the song sucks.
00:02:00.000 What doesn't suck, though, is our new hats that say Don't Let Me Do Shots or Coke.
00:02:05.000 Censored.tv on the side.
00:02:07.000 Beautifully embroidered.
00:02:08.000 High quality hat.
00:02:09.000 Richardson.
00:02:11.000 And it comes from what I used to write on my body when I would go to South by Southwest in the 90s.
00:02:17.000 I wasn't kidding.
00:02:19.000 I knew that I would be doing much better the next day if there was no shots or coke involved.
00:02:25.000 But before we get started here on this free half hour that is our webcast, our podcast, I'd like to mention Johnny Apple CBD.
00:02:34.000 This episode of Get Off My Lawn is sponsored by Johnny Apple CBD, so please go to JACBD.com and enter promo code GAVIN for 20% off all orders.
00:02:46.000 Okay.
00:02:47.000 And I say enjoy the show and then I guess we read it again in 15 minutes?
00:02:51.000 That's weird.
00:02:51.000 Today's book is Black Rednecks and White Liberals.
00:02:59.000 Oh scheisse!
00:03:02.000 Farts!
00:03:04.000 I saw this Spider-Man picture sticking out the middle and I thought, oh, this must be my son's drawing from when he was a kid.
00:03:11.000 And I just lost my place.
00:03:14.000 Penis farts.
00:03:29.000 Explosive new book challenges many of the long prevailing assumptions about blacks, about Jews, about Germans, about slavery, about education.
00:03:34.000 Plainly written, powerfully reasoned, and backed with a startling array of documented facts, Black Rednecks and White Liberals takes on not only the trendy intellectuals of our times, but also such historic interpreters of American life such as Alexis de Tocqueville and Frederick Law Olmsted.
00:03:52.000 Anyway, he talks about the historical development of ghetto culture and he says that it's actually
00:03:59.000 Um, Scotch-Irish culture.
00:04:02.000 Right?
00:04:04.000 The reasons for the venomous hatred of Jews and of other groups like them in countries around the world are explored in an essay that asks, are Jews generic?
00:04:11.000 Misconceptions of German history in general and the Nazi era in particular.
00:04:15.000 Anyway, he's probably one of the, if not the, most valuable intellectuals of our time.
00:04:22.000 And like all good, smart guys, like Pat Buchanan, when you read his stuff, you're not tired.
00:04:29.000 Like Mark Levin.
00:04:31.000 Mark Levin's a genie arse, okay?
00:04:34.000 But, I don't know, man.
00:04:37.000 Him and Mark Steiner are kind of dense.
00:04:39.000 I don't mean stupid, I mean too much density.
00:04:43.000 And if you're not on vacation in a hammock after a large breakfast with no troubles, I kind of find them hard to read after a long day at work, reading and talking to you and doing interviews.
00:04:55.000 But Malkin, Coulter, Buchanan, Sowell, you can read them anytime.
00:05:03.000 This better be important.
00:05:06.000 Oh, it's a message from prison.
00:05:08.000 Let's read it, shall we?
00:05:11.000 So the way you contact prisoners if you're lazy and you don't want to sit down and write a letter is through JPay.
00:05:20.000 And I said to Max Hare, I'm not allowed to mention certain clubs.
00:05:29.000 Proud Boys.
00:05:31.000 And I'm worried that my letters aren't getting to you.
00:05:35.000 Did you get my last one?
00:05:37.000 And he said,
00:05:40.000 I haven't heard from you since the fourth.
00:05:42.000 So let's go back here because this is interesting.
00:05:45.000 You're not allowed to just talk about clubs Max hair 1118 that's today, right?
00:05:51.000 Max hair 1115 1106 so they didn't send it.
00:05:58.000 Holy shit They aren't sending them emails that say Proud Boys in them
00:06:04.000 So he asks me a question like, what's going on?
00:06:05.000 There was a stabbing?
00:06:07.000 And I go, media version.
00:06:08.000 Proud Boys were making white supremacist gestures and were stabbed by BLM.
00:06:11.000 Truth.
00:06:12.000 Enrique, Bevelyn Beatty, and three PB's were walking home after a night at Harry's in DC and they saw someone getting murdered and they prevented it.
00:06:21.000 You know the story, right?
00:06:23.000 That email didn't go through to him.
00:06:27.000 So he just said, I haven't got one from you since the 4th.
00:06:29.000 There's been at least three or four since then.
00:06:32.000 I email them about once a week.
00:06:33.000 They've been screwing with the mail.
00:06:34.000 They don't let you get the actual letter anymore.
00:06:36.000 They make a copy of it and give you the copy.
00:06:39.000 I've been getting a few on the kiosk from a couple different guys.
00:06:42.000 The thing is, they're supposed to send me a slip when they deny the mail.
00:06:45.000 Only happened one time a few weeks ago.
00:06:47.000 I'm gonna have to talk to somebody and have my parents call the jail.
00:06:50.000 This is out of control.
00:06:51.000 I love that he's still so feisty.
00:06:54.000 You know what I mean?
00:06:56.000 He's got some oomph.
00:06:58.000 But now I'm worried if I, when I send him an email going, no dude, I sent you three or four since then.
00:07:05.000 But I did mention a certain club.
00:07:07.000 They might censor that.
00:07:11.000 Who was it that just got in big trouble for talking about their case?
00:07:15.000 Oh, that's it.
00:07:16.000 Galen Boffman.
00:07:17.000 Do you remember him?
00:07:20.000 Galen Boffman is a gay, hence the name Galen, who had sex with an underage boy.
00:07:27.000 But he was, Galen was like 17 and the gay boy was 14.
00:07:33.000 Hey, if it was my gay son that was 14, I'd kick your fucking ass.
00:07:37.000 But he ended up in prison for I think 9 years.
00:07:40.000 Anyway, he got out.
00:07:42.000 And he was talking to a teenage boy via text, in violation of his parole.
00:07:47.000 He's supposed to ask permission first, apparently.
00:07:50.000 Now, what he was saying to the 16-year-old boy is, I'm really sorry Pete died.
00:07:54.000 Pete was his friend and that was his little brother.
00:07:56.000 There was nothing sexual about the text.
00:07:59.000 But because Galen had become a prison rights activist and had been bitching about his nine years in prison for what I guess is statutory rape,
00:08:08.000 He, uh, they threw the book at him and they said, no, you violated your parole.
00:08:11.000 He just finished another four years.
00:08:17.000 He's innocent.
00:08:19.000 I mean, relatively.
00:08:20.000 What do you think a gay 16-year-old should have to do if he has sex with a gay 14-year-old?
00:08:28.000 I mean, I don't really know.
00:08:29.000 Let me just, let me just fart out off the dome.
00:08:36.000 I mean gays are not exactly known for their chastity, right?
00:08:40.000 But 14 is fucking young for any kind of sexual experience.
00:08:44.000 I would say a year in prison, a year in jail.
00:08:47.000 And what about a teacher who fucks, a hot female teacher who fucks a 14 year old boy?
00:08:54.000 She should be fired, right?
00:08:56.000 She stole his, I know it's not, it's not, definitely not gonna be traumatized.
00:08:59.000 If it's a male teacher and a female who's 14, holy shit.
00:09:04.000 I mean, five years, 10 years, a lot of years.
00:09:09.000 Let's say six years.
00:09:11.000 But a hot female teacher and like a 15-year-old?
00:09:15.000 I mean, as a parent, I think it's terrible because you've taken away that boy's innocence.
00:09:19.000 But you know he's not tossing and turning every night, crying himself to sleep.
00:09:24.000 Jimmy Kimmel, back when he was funny, he was talking about a case where some 15-year-old had been fucking, had a threesome with his teachers, math teacher and his phys ed teacher.
00:09:33.000 And Jimmy Kimmel said, unfortunately, the father recently passed away.
00:09:35.000 He died from excessive high fives.
00:09:42.000 Anyway, yeah, we'll get Galen on the show.
00:09:43.000 Once I'm done building this new studio, we'll do a lot of sit-down interviews.
00:09:48.000 And my idea is, I'm going to build a bar, a functioning bar, and then like a sit-down room, more like a Dave Rubin-y kind of a set, where you sit Candace Owen style, and we're sitting in a nice Eames chair, and the celebs will be in the fancy Eames chair, and then the bar will just be like non-celebs.
00:10:07.000 Like a slumlord, a plumber, a biker.
00:10:12.000 You know, that kind of vibe.
00:10:13.000 What are you looking up?
00:10:16.000 Eames chair.
00:10:17.000 Wait, why does my mic work?
00:10:18.000 Hello?
00:10:18.000 Check, check.
00:10:21.000 Something's going on with your sound.
00:10:24.000 So as you know, we now do this show differently on Wednesdays.
00:10:27.000 The live show's all calls.
00:10:29.000 Because I notice when I blether on like I do Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, we don't really start taking calls till after 10.
00:10:38.000 Chirp, chirp.
00:10:39.000 And then I'm saying goodbye when there's like 15 people lining up.
00:10:42.000 That doesn't seem fair.
00:10:43.000 Especially to paying customers.
00:10:46.000 So I'll start my sketches.
00:10:50.000 And then...
00:10:53.000 We'll take calls.
00:10:54.000 I'm going to redraw the Oink Oink You Monster drawing.
00:10:58.000 First, do you remember this?
00:11:02.000 It was over a year ago now.
00:11:05.000 But...
00:11:07.000 Giuliani cleaned up New York by stopping turnstile jumpers.
00:11:10.000 Broken window theory.
00:11:12.000 Catching jaywalkers.
00:11:13.000 We all hated it.
00:11:14.000 We went, what the fuck are you doing, you pig?
00:11:16.000 You're enforcing cabaret law?
00:11:17.000 No dancing at this bar?
00:11:19.000 But, unfortunately, it works.
00:11:22.000 And when you snag turnstile jumpers, you tend to catch a lot of illegal guns, a lot of illegal drugs.
00:11:28.000 Rape plummets.
00:11:30.000 And yes, it's New York City.
00:11:32.000 Crime is disproportionately black, so when you enforce the law, you tend to get more blacks than whites.
00:11:39.000 If you enforced parking tickets, you probably would get the same thing.
00:11:43.000 That doesn't mean that enforcing parking tickets is racist.
00:11:46.000 It just means that that group tends to be more prevalent in that particular stat, in that particular crime.
00:11:53.000 But young white girls don't think like that.
00:11:56.000 So, when they said... So, de Blasio noticed a year ago that the city was falling apart, and it was.
00:12:02.000 Way before COVID, this city was turning to shit.
00:12:04.000 And so he said, I'm just gonna copy Giuliani.
00:12:07.000 What did he do?
00:12:08.000 Oh, he was hard on, like, turnstile jumpers.
00:12:10.000 That doesn't seem like a big deal.
00:12:11.000 You end up getting a lot of legal guns and stuff.
00:12:14.000 Oh, shit.
00:12:14.000 Okay, let's do that.
00:12:16.000 Well, what do you want to do?
00:12:17.000 I don't know, add, like, 5,000 transit cops?
00:12:20.000 Okay.
00:12:21.000 We'll do it.
00:12:22.000 Great.
00:12:22.000 Thank you.
00:12:23.000 And then word got out and they said, no, that's racist to have transit cops.
00:12:28.000 So all these white girls got out onto the street with things like poverty is not a crime.
00:12:32.000 Yeah.
00:12:32.000 Cause turnstile jumpers are just, it's some poor lady with her kids just trying to get bread.
00:12:40.000 And I noticed when I was looking at the pictures, one of the girls had made a piece of cardboard this big.
00:12:46.000 She was holding it next to her face.
00:12:48.000 No one can see that.
00:12:50.000 That's why signs are on a sign thing.
00:12:52.000 They're on a signpost.
00:12:53.000 They're on a post.
00:12:54.000 On a stick.
00:12:56.000 So you can see them up high.
00:12:57.000 That's why when you're on the highway, there's a McDonald's sign that's on a pole that's 300 feet high.
00:13:04.000 So anyway, she's holding this little piece of cardboard next to her face and it says, oink, oink, you monster!
00:13:11.000 So a cop bought it through the doodle auction, and the labradoodle auction we have every year, and uh, I don't know, and the address got fucked up, it didn't bounce back to me, it didn't get to him, and he said, oh I just, it's not a big deal, it's for a good cause, I just wanted to put it on the wall of my precinct just to piss off my co-workers, my fellow cops.
00:13:31.000 And I was like, alright, I'll draw it again.
00:13:34.000 That's a noble cause.
00:13:37.000 So that's what I'll be doing first.
00:13:38.000 So you can't have this.
00:13:40.000 I'll try to do it fast.
00:13:42.000 And I'm also going to explain it in a note.
00:13:47.000 In a note which reads, what's it say?
00:13:49.000 What's it say?
00:13:50.000 How are we doing for the calls?
00:13:52.000 I just got a call like one second ago.
00:13:54.000 A cold?
00:13:55.000 Yeah.
00:13:56.000 That sucks.
00:13:56.000 Is that the symptoms of COVID?
00:13:58.000 You start with, like, cold symptoms?
00:13:59.000 I don't know, but earlier today, yeah, I just had, like, a sniffle out of nowhere.
00:14:03.000 I was like, what the fuck?
00:14:04.000 Uh-oh.
00:14:04.000 You gave me your cold.
00:14:05.000 Can you hand me a serviette, please?
00:14:07.000 Sure.
00:14:09.000 Don't drop it on the Chesterfield.
00:14:12.000 Chesterfield?
00:14:13.000 Unfamiliar.
00:14:14.000 You never heard that word before?
00:14:16.000 Yeah, it's a gun.
00:14:19.000 You mean a Smith & Wesson?
00:14:21.000 Chesterfield.
00:14:23.000 Chesterfield is what Canadians call a couch.
00:14:25.000 Really?
00:14:25.000 And they call a Kleenex a serviette.
00:14:27.000 That I knew.
00:14:28.000 Because of, what's his name?
00:14:30.000 Nardwar, the human serviette.
00:14:31.000 The human serviette?
00:14:33.000 It is a Chesterfield.
00:14:36.000 In America it's a gun.
00:14:39.000 What do people think when you walk around with this hat on?
00:14:43.000 This guy's a really hard time controlling himself.
00:14:45.000 This guy's an intense partier.
00:14:47.000 Yeah, but he's also responsible, but he has no control.
00:14:49.000 But I like jokes that aren't a joke.
00:14:51.000 Like this is, I am aware, obviously, that this is funny.
00:14:54.000 This fits amazing, by the way.
00:14:55.000 But it's also, uh...
00:14:57.000 Kind of helpful, like if you can stay away from shots and obviously nose beers, as we used to call them, your next day is going to be 100% better.
00:15:08.000 If I just drink beer, I can work out and be fine.
00:15:10.000 If I fucking drink whiskey like I do 100% of the time, the next day in the gym is rough.
00:15:16.000 And I'm noticing a lot of alcoholism-ism.
00:15:20.000 At my gym.
00:15:21.000 Like, uh... Discrimination against alcoholics?
00:15:23.000 I'm sparring, I'm losing, I'm going... Breathing like that.
00:15:30.000 In the ring.
00:15:31.000 That's not very intimidating to your opponent.
00:15:33.000 And they'll go, have another beer.
00:15:35.000 As they beat me up.
00:15:37.000 Or, I was doing pads with Larry the other day and he goes, I can smell the whiskey off of you!
00:15:41.000 They're shaming you.
00:15:42.000 Shaming.
00:15:43.000 Drunk shaming.
00:15:45.000 That ain't right.
00:15:46.000 That's wrong.
00:15:48.000 Don't you think?
00:15:48.000 I do.
00:15:51.000 We got a Proud Boy certain Skyler?
00:15:53.000 Skyler?
00:15:54.000 Hello?
00:15:56.000 Hello?
00:15:56.000 Uhuru?
00:15:58.000 Just say anything?
00:15:59.000 Hello?
00:16:04.000 Hello, hello.
00:16:04.000 Can you hear me, sir?
00:16:07.000 Hello?
00:16:08.000 Hi, how are you?
00:16:09.000 Am I coming in loud and clear, Sir Earl?
00:16:12.000 Let's see if this isn't... Oh, yeah.
00:16:16.000 What happened, Ryan?
00:16:16.000 You didn't have the mic on?
00:16:19.000 I have to restart the Skype.
00:16:23.000 Can you hear me?
00:16:25.000 Nope.
00:16:26.000 I don't think I can hear you guys.
00:16:27.000 Okay, we're going to have to redo the Skype because... Well, if you can hear me still, I sent an email and it says unintentional crowd voice song from Daz Talk Designs.
00:16:38.000 That's basically all I was calling for.
00:16:39.000 Okay.
00:16:41.000 Okay.
00:16:42.000 Let's check that.
00:16:43.000 Oh, now I can hear you.
00:16:44.000 Yes.
00:16:44.000 Oh, now you can hear me?
00:16:46.000 Yeah, now I can hear you.
00:16:48.000 What did we change?
00:16:48.000 Yeah, what did you change, Ryan?
00:16:51.000 The input.
00:16:52.000 Easy, Skylar.
00:16:54.000 Okay, so you didn't have the correct input set up.
00:16:57.000 No, it wasn't even available.
00:16:58.000 I had to finagle it.
00:17:01.000 Finagle it?
00:17:02.000 Yeah.
00:17:03.000 Okay, well check that out.
00:17:04.000 Thank you for your call.
00:17:06.000 Unintentional Proud Boys song.
00:17:08.000 Atmosphere trying to find a balance.
00:17:11.000 They love the taste of blood.
00:17:13.000 I don't know what that means, but I know that I mean it.
00:17:17.000 Maybe they're as evil as they seem, or maybe I only look out the window when it's scenic.
00:17:23.000 Atmosphere finally made a good record.
00:17:25.000 Yeah, right, that shit almost sounds convincing.
00:17:28.000 The last time I felt as sick and contradictive as this was the last time we played a show in syncing.
00:17:34.000 Get real, they tell me.
00:17:36.000 It's scientific, it's mostly ecumenical.
00:17:39.000 Why am I watching this?
00:17:41.000 Is he gonna say cops are cool at some point?
00:18:07.000 All right, that's enough.
00:18:09.000 Oh, he said God bless America.
00:18:11.000 I think we cut it off right at the start.
00:18:13.000 So it's a pro-USA rap song.
00:18:15.000 Okay.
00:18:15.000 Thank you, sir.
00:18:15.000 I'm 50.
00:18:16.000 I don't like your fucking music.
00:18:18.000 It's embarrassing.
00:18:34.000 And have you noticed when white people are in some sort of form of conflict, they get all black?
00:18:39.000 I hate that.
00:18:40.000 Yo, what you gonna do?
00:18:42.000 Step up!
00:18:42.000 Step up!
00:18:43.000 Stop that!
00:18:44.000 It's gross.
00:18:45.000 If you didn't grow up in East New York, stop that with the gestures.
00:18:49.000 There's plenty of things you can do within your own culture that are aggressive.
00:18:52.000 Like, fuck you.
00:18:55.000 Imagine going Latino when you get angry.
00:18:56.000 Like, yo, dude, what's the problem?
00:18:58.000 Mira!
00:18:58.000 Mira!
00:19:00.000 It's just, it's just fake and gay.
00:19:03.000 Walt is on the line.
00:19:04.000 Suggestion for Justice for Liberty.
00:19:05.000 Hey, what's going on guys?
00:19:08.000 How you guys doing?
00:19:09.000 Good, how are you?
00:19:12.000 I can't complain.
00:19:14.000 I just had a quick suggestion for the charity you guys run for John and Max and them.
00:19:19.000 Dude, you do these show notes every fucking night.
00:19:23.000 You should be like autographing that and just having them up, selling them for 50 bucks a pop on the censored website.
00:19:30.000 Those things would fucking sell.
00:19:32.000 Really?
00:19:32.000 You think people would buy them?
00:19:34.000 You don't think so?
00:19:36.000 Would you buy one?
00:19:37.000 Yeah, dude, if you autograph it real quick and throw that shit up, definitely, I'd buy one.
00:19:44.000 You would?
00:19:45.000 For $50?
00:19:45.000 Yeah, why not?
00:19:48.000 I mean, it's cool to have and you're helping out, too.
00:19:50.000 I mean, the drawings are cool, you can put them up.
00:19:52.000 I mean, the cameos would be cool, but I mean, yeah, you can eat forever, you know?
00:19:58.000 Okay, I'll try it, I guess.
00:20:02.000 Thanks for your call.
00:20:05.000 Did you hear him?
00:20:06.000 What did he say?
00:20:06.000 As it faded him out, he was like, fine.
00:20:07.000 Or don't.
00:20:08.000 Go fuck yourself.
00:20:09.000 Really?
00:20:10.000 Yeah.
00:20:12.000 So Sam, one of the PBs we're hanging out with, he bought for $1,200 the Get Fire Be Brave sketch.
00:20:20.000 And he said he, we talked about it.
00:20:23.000 I was like, oh, cool.
00:20:24.000 I was like, would you buy like the show notes and stuff?
00:20:26.000 He's like, dude, yeah, anything to put on my wallet.
00:20:27.000 So this is a thing.
00:20:29.000 And this just came up while in DC.
00:20:32.000 They would buy your show notes.
00:20:33.000 Sam.
00:20:35.000 Hey, what's up, guys?
00:20:37.000 Hey, man.
00:20:38.000 Hey, so I called y'all maybe like two weeks ago.
00:20:41.000 Remember that story about that black calling us terrorists and shit like that?
00:20:45.000 Who calling us terrorists?
00:20:49.000 Some black girl I was fucking.
00:20:50.000 She was calling Proud Boys terrorists.
00:20:53.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:54.000 Yeah, I remember that.
00:20:58.000 I was flirting
00:21:00.000 I was flirting with this other girl.
00:21:01.000 I'm sitting there talking to her.
00:21:02.000 Another black chick, of course.
00:21:03.000 Of course, because you like your ass eaten.
00:21:07.000 Yeah, that's me.
00:21:10.000 Anyway, so I was talking to her and she asked me who I voted for.
00:21:15.000 And of course, I told her I voted for Trump.
00:21:18.000 And I asked her who she was voting for.
00:21:20.000 Of course, she said she's voting for Biden.
00:21:23.000 So I asked her why, and she was like, I don't know.
00:21:28.000 I do think Biden's a pedophile and everything like that, but Trump's a racist, and I just don't think that's a good thing to have in the office.
00:21:38.000 And I was like, what the fuck did I just hear?
00:21:41.000 So you're telling me you know this guy wants to fuck kids, but you'd rather vote for him instead of a racist, a supposed racist?
00:21:49.000 What the fuck?
00:21:52.000 The lack of logic is shocking, isn't it?
00:21:55.000 And by the way, a pedophile is much worse than a racist.
00:21:59.000 Exactly.
00:22:02.000 Exactly.
00:22:03.000 And I was just sitting there thinking, because my logic was, these people don't really believe he's a pedophile.
00:22:10.000 But that blew my fucking mind.
00:22:12.000 I was like, this woman actually thinks he's a pedophile, but she'd rather vote for a pedophile than a racist.
00:22:18.000 Fucking mind-boggling.
00:22:20.000 Yeah.
00:22:20.000 Okay.
00:22:21.000 Thanks for calling, dude.
00:22:22.000 It reminds me of, um, who's that cannibal, the most famous cannibal in the world, Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:22:27.000 And he found out they were doing a documentary on him and he said, I just want to make something clear.
00:22:30.000 I did eat a lot of black people, but that's because I lived in a poor neighborhood that was black.
00:22:34.000 I am not racist and I would have eaten poor white people if they were around.
00:22:41.000 Virtuous cannibal, Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:22:43.000 Phew.
00:22:44.000 Oh, okay.
00:22:44.000 Well, we're not doing the documentary anymore because now you don't seem like such a bad guy.
00:22:47.000 It's not really juicy.
00:22:49.000 Yeah.
00:22:51.000 Liam.
00:22:54.000 Yes, hello, am I on?
00:22:56.000 You're on, dude.
00:22:56.000 Holy shit, Gavin, you're my fucking hero.
00:23:01.000 I love you, dude.
00:23:02.000 Thank you.
00:23:03.000 I see you like you saw the fawns growing up.
00:23:05.000 Oh, so when you cry, do your parents say, Gavin McInnes doesn't cry!
00:23:10.000 Yes, they do.
00:23:14.000 Then it works.
00:23:17.000 I'm 16, and I'm asking if you have any advice for getting laid in high school.
00:23:22.000 Also, Ryan's a fag, but I've come to love him too over time.
00:23:25.000 You should be proud of your boy.
00:23:26.000 Thank you.
00:23:27.000 I guess.
00:23:28.000 16-year-olds.
00:23:28.000 Is it even legal for me to give 16-year-olds tips on how to get laid?
00:23:32.000 Yeah, wait till marriage.
00:23:33.000 Are they allowed to get laid?
00:23:34.000 Don't do drugs.
00:23:38.000 Buy her flowers and wait two years?
00:23:40.000 Spin a bottle.
00:23:44.000 I mean, how did I get laid in high school?
00:23:46.000 It was so hard, man.
00:23:47.000 I don't miss those days.
00:23:49.000 Because you'd finally get her into bed, and it's not like she was like, all right, let's get to work here, boys.
00:23:54.000 Like, she was just like, oh, ow, OK.
00:23:56.000 Oh, your arm is, oh.
00:23:58.000 Like, there was no moves.
00:23:59.000 It was like playing tennis with a toddler.
00:24:03.000 But, here's my advice, and it's gonna sound super fucking gay, but my advice would be you both go at your own pace.
00:24:13.000 I remember when we were like 14, we heard about this guy, Barry Pablo, I think his name was, and we heard that he took, like they took their shirts off, him and this girl he liked, and they sat in the basement, and they just slowly touched each other, and didn't do anything more really slowly, and we're like, ha ha ha, that's so gay!
00:24:30.000 And now as an adult, I look back and go, that's really sweet.
00:24:32.000 You know, they were taking their time and not doing anything weird.
00:24:36.000 But yeah, I would just say don't rush her.
00:24:39.000 And I don't envy you, dude.
00:24:41.000 I remember praying to God to stop having constant boners at your age.
00:24:46.000 I said, if it means eating pepperoni, I'll eat pepperoni.
00:24:49.000 Like, tell me the cure for this fucking curse!
00:24:55.000 But don't get your hopes up.
00:24:57.000 And I don't know, maybe check out a trailer park or something.
00:25:03.000 That's it right there, yeah.
00:25:04.000 That's great advice.
00:25:06.000 Yeah, go to the Bronx.
00:25:08.000 Thanks for calling.
00:25:09.000 Wow, the trailer part, that hit pretty deep.
00:25:14.000 This dude was spitting.
00:25:15.000 James on the line.
00:25:19.000 James?
00:25:20.000 James?
00:25:22.000 James, is that you?
00:25:24.000 Hey, hello Gavin, how are you?
00:25:26.000 Good, how are you doing?
00:25:28.000 What the fuck is shit going on in Alberta with the COVID, bro?
00:25:32.000 It's crazy.
00:25:33.000 I'm a little spooked.
00:25:35.000 Why?
00:25:35.000 What's happening?
00:25:38.000 Salamander looking freak is trying to say that people breaking the COVID rules is the reason why there's an incredible outbreak.
00:25:44.000 Almost a quarter of all our COVID-19 deaths have happened since November 8th.
00:25:50.000 What are you doing, Ryan?
00:25:53.000 It's insane bro because the only people dying are like above the age of 70 and the last time they're locked down it did nothing but scare the population, increase alcoholism, drug abuse, suicide.
00:26:09.000 Man!
00:26:10.000 And now she's basically saying, oh yo we promised the
00:26:13.000 It's insane bro!
00:26:13.000 I sent you the video just like three minutes ago under Alberta COVID BS
00:26:28.000 Okay, we'll play it right now.
00:26:29.000 Yeah, it's shocking that the last time I was in Calgary, it was basically Sweden.
00:26:35.000 It was beautiful.
00:26:36.000 It looked like Tokyo.
00:26:38.000 And you could just smell the money everywhere.
00:26:41.000 And that was with, what's his name, Ralph Klein, you know, promoting
00:26:46.000 Manan, it's terrible, bro.
00:26:48.000 Ten years ago, you could, like, just millionaires everywhere.
00:26:52.000 That's obviously hyperbole.
00:26:54.000 Like, the oil fields were amazing, but now it's becoming a socialist hellhole.
00:26:57.000 Yo, think about this, though.
00:26:59.000 If they could threaten to lock us down for an invisible imaginary disease, yo, the same girl said that racism was an illness, that racism was the real pandemic.
00:27:09.000 Bro, they're gonna start locking us down for racism, for environmental concerns?
00:27:13.000 It's insane!
00:27:15.000 Yeah, okay.
00:27:15.000 Thanks for calling.
00:27:16.000 We'll check out the video.
00:27:17.000 You know, another thing that they can start doing is they go, well, Alexa can be used to catch drug dealers and stuff and terrorists, right?
00:27:26.000 Illegal things.
00:27:27.000 And everyone wants that.
00:27:28.000 It makes the world safer.
00:27:29.000 Okay.
00:27:30.000 And then they make racism illegal.
00:27:32.000 And the next thing you know, you're getting arrested because you said some racist joke that your fucking Alexa misunderstood.
00:27:39.000 And the police are coming to take you away.
00:27:42.000 You ever hear that one thing?
00:27:43.000 There was an author writing about like a fictional murder and he was googling how to cook a woman, how to hide a body, how to yada yada.
00:27:51.000 No, you're talking about that cop?
00:27:52.000 The cannibal cop?
00:27:54.000 Nope.
00:27:55.000 No, it was a separate dude.
00:27:55.000 It was an author and he was writing a fictional thing about how to cook a body yada yada and he got a visit.
00:28:01.000 He got a visit from some three letter, from three letter people.
00:28:06.000 So this is this lady he's talking about.
00:28:08.000 It looks like a salamander.
00:28:10.000 Almost a quarter of all our COVID-19 deaths have happened since November 1st.
00:28:16.000 And how many is that?
00:28:16.000 If we do not change our trajectory, the implications are grim.
00:28:21.000 The daily COVID-19 death count is a tragic reminder that COVID-19 is not just a flu.
00:28:27.000 It is life and death.
00:28:30.000 And often it is the outcome of choices made by Albertans who may not even know the victims.
00:28:36.000 Almost one in three cases are getting sick from sources we can't identify.
00:28:41.000 Getting sick at it.
00:28:43.000 We know that overall, as of November 15th, about 40% of cases are linked to a household or social gathering or private event.
00:28:51.000 Boring!
00:28:51.000 Okay, we got you.
00:28:52.000 10% are linked to... Jesus Christ.
00:28:54.000 Alberta's COVID laws.
00:28:56.000 Not exactly scintillating content here.
00:28:59.000 Next call.
00:29:02.000 Cindy.
00:29:05.000 Hi, this is Cindy.
00:29:07.000 I'm from Illinois.
00:29:08.000 Hello.
00:29:08.000 Yo, what's up?
00:29:09.000 I'm calling.
00:29:10.000 I am a nurse at the high school in the district in northwest Illinois.
00:29:17.000 And I just find it absolutely disgusting that our kids can't be in school full time.
00:29:25.000 You know, I think it's disgusting.
00:29:28.000 You know, we have done hybrid.
00:29:31.000 We have done e-learning and our superintendent keeps going back and forth, back and forth, and it's not good for the kids.
00:29:40.000 Yeah, you know what?
00:29:41.000 I'm at the point now where I fucking hate school in general.
00:29:44.000 Like, I see my boys when they're left to their own devices on the weekend, how they turn into absolute fucking raging monkeys and are riding their bikes around jumping on shit for hours and hours and hours.
00:29:56.000 They sleep like a log when they get home.
00:29:58.000 And then I see them in school.
00:30:00.000 Now it's Zoom, so they're sitting at their desk in their room listening to some bullshit about family safety or some made-up course.
00:30:09.000 Family science, I think, was a course my kid was taking.
00:30:13.000 And I just think schools should be outside for the most part.
00:30:18.000 And if they do have to sit down, I don't know, teach them about American history, teach them about patriotism, but for maybe like
00:30:25.000 Two hours a day.
00:30:26.000 The recess should be three hours and the whole thing should be maybe six hours max.
00:30:31.000 What do you think of that radical belief?
00:30:34.000 I mean, I 100% agree with you and this is complete bullshit.
00:30:39.000 Either the kids should be in full time or we could just wipe the school year out because it's not good for any of the kids.
00:30:47.000 No, it's really amazing how badly education has been handled in this country.
00:30:52.000 And it just shows you what happens when big government is in charge.
00:30:56.000 Like, they're fucking inept.
00:30:58.000 And the fact that they've been given this stupid challenge, which none of us believe in, and them handling it this so badly, like, I don't want the teacher to be exposed to 12 students, so we'll do six students, and then six students.
00:31:10.000 And you go, that's 12, dumbass.
00:31:12.000 You're just doing one in the morning, one in the afternoon?
00:31:14.000 What?
00:31:17.000 Yes, and in my district, the teachers are terrified to come work.
00:31:23.000 But in my district, all of us, eight and ten nurses, we want to come work.
00:31:28.000 We're not scared of it.
00:31:28.000 It's like, everybody's going to fucking get this disease, or I'm sorry, virus, everybody's going to get it.
00:31:34.000 You know, you can't hide from it.
00:31:37.000 You can't hide under a rock from it for two years.
00:31:40.000 We're all going to fucking get it like the flu.
00:31:42.000 Yeah.
00:31:43.000 In my opinion.
00:31:44.000 No, I agree with you.
00:31:45.000 And isn't it funny how their safety is so paramount and kids living normal lives, it doesn't matter.
00:31:52.000 And in fact, they've structured the narrative such that if you want kids to go back to school, you want kids to die.
00:32:00.000 And you go, wait a minute, how many kids have died from this shit?
00:32:03.000 They're dying of boredom is what they're dying of.
00:32:07.000 So in my district, the teachers blame it on the parents.
00:32:10.000 You want your kids to go to school so we can die.
00:32:14.000 That's what they say.
00:32:15.000 And I'm just sitting here like, yeah, all of us nurses and admin want to go back to school.
00:32:21.000 It's just you teachers.
00:32:24.000 Because of the union.
00:32:25.000 And they have the union fighting for them day in and day out.
00:32:29.000 And it's just disgusting.
00:32:31.000 It's like, we're never going to get over this.
00:32:33.000 You know, back in the Spanish flu,
00:32:36.000 They did this playing again for a couple years and they never got over it until everybody did herd immunity.
00:32:44.000 And that's what we need to do.
00:32:46.000 Yes, people are going to die, but people are going to die from flu and from everything else.
00:32:51.000 Isn't it weird how the flu stats seem to have disappeared?
00:32:54.000 All the other diseases?
00:32:55.000 It seems like everything got pushed into COVID.
00:32:59.000 Absolutely, and they're saying that people with cancer won't go into the hospital to get their treatment, so they're gonna die sooner because they're scared of COVID.
00:33:08.000 And you know what?
00:33:09.000 The media just fucking wants to scare everybody, and the media sucks.
00:33:13.000 Yes, I agree.
00:33:14.000 If it bleeds, it leads.
00:33:16.000 So they make us bleed.
00:33:18.000 Thanks for calling, nurse.
00:33:20.000 Thank you for your service.
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00:34:04.000 Tomorrow we go back to our usual ways.
00:34:08.000 We've got a lot to cover, a lot of fun news, and I can't remember if we have a guest or not.
00:34:15.000 We'll leave it up to you Mr. Surprise.
00:34:18.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:34:37.000 Let's go!