Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #75

00:00:11.000 Somebody said you got me.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McKinnon.

00:00:20.000 Does she love you better than I can?

00:00:32.000 I'm 50 years old.

00:00:34.000 I'm older than your dad.

00:00:36.000 Oh shit, we don't have a book today.

00:00:40.000 Why don't we have this book?

00:00:44.000 Sam Hyde's How to Bomb the U.S. Government.

00:00:47.000 I'm not sure it's still available.

00:00:51.000 It's so fucking insane.

00:00:53.000 It's like 900 pages.

00:00:54.000 A lot of them are just garbage pages.

00:00:58.000 But in the grand scheme of things, it's so cool having a 900-page book that has really interesting, funny shit in it and also total and utter garbage.

00:01:08.000 Like, that's what's great about Sam.

00:01:10.000 I don't think he grew up with a dad.

00:01:13.000 And sometimes that can work out with him.

00:01:17.000 Because I don't know, it makes you more creative.

00:01:20.000 There's less discipline in your life.

00:01:23.000 Oh, no.

00:01:23.000 Huge, huge mistake.

00:01:26.000 That opening was Robin.

00:01:29.000 And what's that song called?

00:01:30.000 Dancing on My Own.

00:01:32.000 Dancing on My Own.

00:01:34.000 I keep all show notes down that we're selling them.

00:01:38.000 She's an ugly Swedish woman who is incredible at writing songs.

00:01:43.000 Kind of reminds me of The Knife.

00:01:46.000 You know the knife?

00:01:47.000 They did a cover of that Hispanic dude song.

00:01:52.000 Doom, Badooni Doom, Doom, Dadooni Doo, Doom, Doom, Badooni Doom, Boom, Badoobi Doom, Badooby Doom, Doom.

00:02:02.000 You know that song?

00:02:04.000 Jose Gonzalez's?

00:02:06.000 The knife.

00:02:08.000 Jose.

00:02:09.000 Heartbeats.

00:02:10.000 Heartbeats.

00:02:12.000 Yeah.

00:02:13.000 The knife's cover of heartbeats reminds me of Robin.

00:02:31.000 That's fun.

00:02:40.000 Get some leaves.

00:02:41.000 Why not?

00:02:42.000 You're going to buy them.

00:02:48.000 See, this community was so fun and pure until fucking E.T. showed up and brought the heat.

00:03:03.000 Another Northern European.

00:03:05.000 Hey, speaking of Northern Europeans, thanks to our viewers who introduced me to that movie, The 12th Man.

00:03:13.000 My mom told me about some dude named Jürgen Schluckenschlapps, and I mentioned it on the show.

00:03:22.000 Yeah, his version sucks.

00:03:26.000 And they said, hey, there's a movie about that war hero.

00:03:31.000 So, hold on, I'm just getting the sponsors for today.

00:03:39.000 So, yeah, I checked out the movie and I thought, Jesus Christ, this job is like taking up all of my life.

00:03:45.000 Like, I record shows, and then I go home and watch what our readers tell me to watch.

00:03:51.000 But it's a really amazing fucking movie.

00:03:54.000 Although, I gotta say, I don't want to sound like Trump talking about McCain, but as far as War Hero goes, War Heroes go, you were mostly on a sled with no feet or hands because they had frostbite.

00:04:12.000 Like, you were cool at the beginning.

00:04:14.000 That's the problem with this movie.

00:04:15.000 At the beginning of the movie, he's shooting Nazis and stuff.

00:04:17.000 And then the rest of the movie, he's just like being carted around by Norwegian volunteers who care about him and want him to be okay.

00:04:27.000 But it's really, really good.

00:04:29.000 And another problem with it, of course, is it's subtitles, so you can't look at your phone.

00:04:37.000 And my phone addiction is reaching pandemic levels.

00:04:44.000 What's the music?

00:04:45.000 Is that Beastie Boys?

00:04:54.000 All true.

00:04:55.000 It is not Beastie Boys.

00:05:03.000 So it became a very symbolic escape because they thought they got all 12 saboteurs and they only got 11 and it gave hope to Norwegians that they could fight the Nazis.

00:05:13.000 It's weird that Sweden was neutral and Norway was not neutral.

00:05:19.000 Maybe if you're in a northern European country, you don't have much an army, just say, I'm neutral too.

00:05:25.000 Like Sweden, no?

00:05:27.000 Am I stupid?

00:05:28.000 I've never done war before.

00:05:31.000 Some asshole sent us a sweatshirt.

00:05:33.000 I like this one.

00:05:34.000 Bryce.

00:05:34.000 What do you think?

00:05:36.000 Thank you, Bryce.

00:05:37.000 They're not really for sale.

00:05:38.000 This is how millennials do business and make things.

00:05:42.000 They just like click on the internet, spend a bunch of money.

00:05:46.000 I don't know where they get it from.

00:05:47.000 Send it to you, and then it's like a business.

00:05:51.000 Ooh.

00:05:52.000 Like Ryan's Antifa shirts.

00:05:55.000 Like he just made a bunch of shirts.

00:05:57.000 How much money did you make off your Antifa shirts?

00:06:00.000 I made sure to sell them cheap, which was kind of a mistake.

00:06:03.000 We didn't ask that.

00:06:04.000 So maybe a couple hundo?

00:06:08.000 Low hundo, maybe two, three hundo.

00:06:10.000 Net or gross?

00:06:16.000 Net.

00:06:18.000 So you spent like $400 and made $200?

00:06:22.000 Gross.

00:06:24.000 So what were your profits?

00:06:26.000 What did you walk away with in your pocket?

00:06:27.000 You don't know what net and gross means.

00:06:29.000 $250 tops.

00:06:32.000 250.

00:06:33.000 Do you know what net and gross means?

00:06:34.000 Yeah, net is like how much you made, but then you deduct the profits.

00:06:37.000 That's your gross.

00:06:39.000 Right?

00:06:40.000 Or is it opposite?

00:06:41.000 No, the gross is the total amount of income you took in.

00:06:45.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.

00:06:46.000 So you made like 100 of these and they cost $99, right?

00:06:51.000 And you sold them all for cost, so you made $100.

00:06:57.000 That's your gross.

00:06:59.000 Your profit, your net would be $1.

00:07:02.000 Right.

00:07:03.000 So, yeah, like your net is what you walk home with in your pocket, and you can walk home.

00:07:07.000 I netted about $250.

00:07:10.000 I don't believe you.

00:07:11.000 Okay.

00:07:11.000 You don't have to.

00:07:12.000 That wasn't the only shirt I sold.

00:07:14.000 I sold the Fort Lauderdale shirt.

00:07:16.000 Fart Lauderdale?

00:07:17.000 Yeah, and then like an Asian Pat Dixon shirt.

00:07:20.000 No, we're talking about the anti-Fa shirt.

00:07:23.000 Oh, that's a walk home.

00:07:25.000 I don't know.

00:07:25.000 So the thing is, I just threw a bunch up there.

00:07:27.000 And I really, I don't remember how much of each unit I got.

00:07:30.000 Don't you have to make a minimum?

00:07:31.000 No, that's the thing.

00:07:32.000 It was direct-to-garment print.

00:07:33.000 So I'd travel to Staten Island to get them so I could see the quality of them before sending them out because there were some issues.

00:07:40.000 I wanted to make a tag like this shirt I made.

00:07:42.000 And there's a tag.

00:07:43.000 And so the placement of the tag, the placement of this, how big this was, I wanted to see it on the shirt and how the print came out because some of them were kind of iffy.

00:07:52.000 And so I would have to go to Staten Island to get all my orders.

00:07:55.000 So that took a long time and then it became not worth it.

00:07:59.000 But I like it.

00:08:00.000 How'd you get to Staten Island with your grandparents' car?

00:08:02.000 No, I used to live at the hostel that I worked at in Union City.

00:08:06.000 So I'd take the bus into the city and then go down to the Manhattan and then hit the ferry.

00:08:12.000 And then I did that for Bobo, too.

00:08:15.000 I recorded a little documentary where Bobo's mom fell.

00:08:19.000 Remember that?

00:08:20.000 The very unfortunate mishap.

00:08:22.000 And so I made shirts and I raised her like $300 because Anthony promoted it and all this stuff.

00:08:28.000 So that one did really well, but I didn't make money on it.

00:08:31.000 Did you have to go to Setino and see how that went?

00:08:33.000 Yeah, but that was one big bulk order.

00:08:34.000 I got all the orders first and then went there.

00:08:38.000 It wasn't like a thing, like you go to the site and you go.

00:08:40.000 It would have been like an absolute catastrophe.

00:08:42.000 All right.

00:08:42.000 Well, that's why I stopped doing it.

00:08:45.000 It was a catastrophe.

00:08:47.000 Okay.

00:08:48.000 So I stopped.

00:08:49.000 I just want them to suffer.

00:08:51.000 Also, Bryce, anybody that wants one of these could hit up Bryce Reigs90.

00:08:56.000 Well, yeah, you go ahead and hit up Bryce, and I guess he'll click a thing when you click a thing, and then he'll get it sent, and then he'll ship it out.

00:09:03.000 Like, how is this a business?

00:09:05.000 I feel the way, I feel about these shirts, the way Howard Stern feels about podcasts.

00:09:12.000 Like, this is just stupid.

00:09:14.000 It's just someone clicking on a thing and then clicking a thing.

00:09:18.000 Vincent Gallo has shirts that are the same, and he signs them all, but it's a cool concept, the little write-ups he does, but I don't want one of Vincent Gallo's shirts, and I don't want one of these shirts.

00:09:31.000 It's just a fucking dumb print.

00:09:33.000 I hate Joe Biden.

00:09:34.000 I think it's funny that he's a pedophile.

00:09:36.000 This is a disturbing image.

00:09:38.000 I'd like to wear it to trigger my neighbors, but it stoops.

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00:10:36.000 So we're going to take calls soon.

00:10:38.000 This show is dedicated to calls, but there's so much going on with Election Gate that I feel like I can't ignore it.

00:10:46.000 So we're going to have to do an Election Gate mini segment, emergency segment.

00:10:50.000 Hit it.

00:11:02.000 It's a good jam.

00:11:04.000 So some shit went down today.

00:11:05.000 Now, today I recorded a Thanksgiving episode on how to deal with your liberal family on Thanksgiving.

00:11:12.000 I'm going to make it free because for all you subscribers, you know the whole story.

00:11:17.000 It's me repeating the same old things I've said a million times like we didn't start slavery, we ended slavery.

00:11:23.000 I'm trying to give people tools, conservative tools, to not want to kill their sister because she's a nut and she's obsessed with Trump being racist.

00:11:35.000 So you don't really need it.

00:11:37.000 You've been watching this show forever, but maybe some of your conservative friends need it.

00:11:41.000 So let's make it free, Ryguy.

00:11:44.000 Let's make it free.

00:11:45.000 Let's put it up tomorrow morning.

00:11:47.000 But in it, my dad calls me and he tells me about yesterday's news or this morning's news.

00:11:54.000 And so it's going to sound slightly old tomorrow.

00:11:58.000 But the Kraken has been released, my friends.

00:12:02.000 It's on.

00:12:04.000 Let's start with the top one.

00:12:07.000 This is huge.

00:12:08.000 A smooth curve going up.

00:12:12.000 Not any big spikes.

00:12:14.000 That's kind of what Greg was talking about, the anomalies of loading and uploading those votes.

00:12:22.000 So that big spike that occurs there is a prime indicator of fraudulent voting.

00:12:28.000 And that's 604,000 votes in 90 minutes, is that right?

00:12:33.000 Correct.

00:12:34.000 This is 337 votes.

00:12:37.000 337,000 votes in that period of time.

00:12:42.000 Yes.

00:12:42.000 And when you look at this entire curve with all these spikes, can you calculate how much of a vote that accounted for for Biden and how much for Trump?

00:12:54.000 Close to 600,000.

00:12:55.000 I think our figures were about 570, some odd thousand that all those spikes represented overtime.

00:13:01.000 For Biden.

00:13:02.000 Correct.

00:13:02.000 And how much for Trump?

00:13:04.000 I think it was a little over 3,200.

00:13:10.000 How about that?

00:13:12.000 See, that's huge.

00:13:13.000 you know, the biggest takeaway from that whole thing is the laughs.

00:13:16.000 Yeah, they're like, what the fuck?

00:13:17.000 600,000 versus 3,200.

00:13:23.000 That's not how America goes.

00:13:25.000 That's not how things go.

00:13:27.000 Beatles or Rolling Stones?

00:13:29.000 We had a long debate about it all night, and then at five in the morning, 600,000 people voted for the Beatles.

00:13:38.000 And 20,000 votes went from Rolling Stones to Beatles at the exact same time.

00:13:43.000 Here's something funny.

00:13:44.000 No one ever voted on Dominion voting machines.

00:13:48.000 They just magically appeared.

00:13:53.000 I like how she has to space out Dominion, D-O-M-I-N-I-O-N.

00:14:01.000 In case it gets killed.

00:14:04.000 And mandating things by governors and not changing the electoral process democratically is illegal.

00:14:11.000 You need to follow the Constitution.

00:14:14.000 These people are committing crimes.

00:14:17.000 Look at PA is huge.

00:14:19.000 Next link.

00:14:23.000 After today's...

00:14:24.000 Oh, this is Cernovich.

00:14:25.000 Yeah.

00:14:26.000 Retweeted by Donald Trump.

00:14:27.000 Today was a huge fucking day, kiddies.

00:14:29.000 After today's Pennsylvania hearing, no person of good faith can claim this was a fair and free election.

00:14:35.000 And then this claim about election fraud is disputed.

00:14:39.000 That's amazing.

00:14:39.000 That's a t-shirt, dude.

00:14:42.000 I think that's a t-shirt.

00:14:44.000 Bryce, get on it.

00:14:46.000 Wait, go back.

00:14:47.000 No, not Bryce.

00:14:48.000 Your shirts suck.

00:14:49.000 They're really great.

00:14:50.000 I like them.

00:14:51.000 They're really great?

00:14:52.000 Are they?

00:14:52.000 He made me some other shirts that are great.

00:14:54.000 I forgot to get it.

00:14:55.000 Go get them.

00:14:56.000 I have one with me because I was going to wear that one.

00:14:59.000 Let's go get his great merch.

00:15:01.000 Go get it all.

00:15:03.000 But that would be a cool shirt to make.

00:15:05.000 I think if you traced it and hand-wrote it, because like a hard-edged print of something from the internet just looks like a computer did it.

00:15:16.000 It's not interesting.

00:15:17.000 But if you had a t-shirt and it took what I just showed and I redrew it from scratch so it had like that human element and it kind of spread out and didn't really have definitive lines, that might be cool.

00:15:31.000 So what do we got here?

00:15:32.000 From Garbage Man, Loser.

00:15:37.000 This, get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting, written in a font and sort of a structure that is indicative of a 12-year-old who lives in Russia.

00:15:50.000 Right?

00:15:50.000 And then on the back, we're promoting our old URL.

00:15:53.000 Again, it's a stupid square print, boring, ugly, waste of time.

00:16:00.000 What's this?

00:16:02.000 This is a joke that Ryan likes, Fart Lauderdale.

00:16:06.000 I like it too.

00:16:06.000 I think it's okay.

00:16:08.000 It's supposed to look like a soul virtual from like...

00:16:10.000 Yeah, I get it.

00:16:11.000 And then people go, that's not fart.

00:16:13.000 That's for that's fart.

00:16:15.000 I like to do that with that shirt.

00:16:17.000 Don't ask me to do anything.

00:16:19.000 I'm retired.

00:16:20.000 And then I change it to retired.

00:16:22.000 So that's fun.

00:16:23.000 I wouldn't do that because that's going to fuck shit up.

00:16:25.000 Okay.

00:16:26.000 That could stop us from that.

00:16:27.000 And then McInnis Japrikin 24, mildly amusing.

00:16:33.000 As in 2020.

00:16:34.000 And then a weird, like, super thick, crinkly print on the back.

00:16:40.000 Good for ASMR.

00:16:41.000 With lots of, like, dead space here.

00:16:44.000 Lots of black.

00:16:47.000 The guy's just not creative.

00:16:49.000 Look at this.

00:16:50.000 Look at the bottom of this just like dead gross film.

00:16:54.000 Well, that was in the original photo.

00:16:55.000 Yeah, you're supposed to, like, I don't know, improve it?

00:16:59.000 So it's got this super waterproof, more waterproof than Ryan's Carhartt sweatshirt material.

00:17:07.000 It's weird.

00:17:09.000 Kind of pleasant.

00:17:10.000 So that's garbage.

00:17:11.000 It's tactile.

00:17:14.000 Anyway, Pia's huge.

00:17:15.000 And then we talk about election flipping.

00:17:18.000 I take this shirt off.

00:17:21.000 It's Ryan's size, so it's like wearing a baby's clothes.

00:17:26.000 But like a ripped hot baby.

00:17:28.000 Yeah, sexy baby.

00:17:30.000 That'd be a good name for a clothing line, sexy baby.

00:17:34.000 That's kind of what baby fat is.

00:17:35.000 I guarantee that exists.

00:17:39.000 Okay, this is a woman explaining election fraud, so it takes forever, but have faith in her.

00:17:44.000 And guys, I went live earlier and I was having some computer issues, so basically what I'm going to do here is record it in case I have video issues again.

00:17:55.000 So what I was saying earlier on the live is this gentleman by the name of Brad Barton, giving credit to him, he actually recorded as it was happening live that night on the news.

00:18:10.000 I believe it was either election night or the day after.

00:18:13.000 And he was going through and recording different things.

00:18:15.000 And, well, maybe even on recording it, he noticed it.

00:18:18.000 So then he probably rewound it and recorded it.

00:18:21.000 So just because he saw, whoa, what just happened here?

00:18:26.000 So I'm going to play it, and you're going to see that Trump's numbers are going to switch.

00:18:31.000 So right now, you can see at this point, in the game, anyway, he was at, at the time, 1,690, okay, and in some odd votes.

00:18:42.000 And Biden was at 1,252 in some odd votes.

00:18:46.000 So I'm going to hit play here, and you're going to see that once this scrolls around, it's going to change.

00:18:51.000 Okay, I'm going to try and make this quick because I have a client.

00:18:54.000 Pennsylvania.

00:18:55.000 I don't want to take up.

00:18:58.000 He's got a client.

00:18:59.000 I'm doing it again.

00:19:00.000 I'm doing it again.

00:19:01.000 I messed it up, I guess.

00:19:02.000 Here we go.

00:19:03.000 He's got 1.69 right now.

00:19:05.000 See?

00:19:05.000 I don't know if you can see it.

00:19:06.000 He's got 1.69 right now.

00:19:08.000 Are you seeing that?

00:19:09.000 Biden's got 1.69.

00:19:10.000 Pennsylvania.

00:19:11.000 We'll let it play.

00:19:11.000 Here we go.

00:19:12.000 Wait.

00:19:12.000 I'm going to wait it out because it's going to scroll back around to the city.

00:19:15.000 I've seen this.

00:19:16.000 I'm going to go through to Wisconsin and start alphabetically all over again.

00:19:22.000 We saw the thing where the number of Lewis flipped.

00:19:24.000 Remember that number?

00:19:25.000 1,690.

00:19:26.000 I think this is flipped exactly.

00:19:28.000 And Biden had 1252, I believe it was.

00:19:35.000 Hold on, we're going to go to Michigan next, I believe.

00:19:38.000 Yep.

00:19:40.000 We're focusing on Pennsylvania.

00:19:43.000 That's where the biggest problem is right now.

00:19:45.000 So, anybody that's saying this is not true, it absolutely is.

00:19:48.000 Look at that.

00:19:49.000 Boom.

00:19:51.000 1670.

00:19:54.000 He was at 1690.

00:19:56.000 Then there he is at 1670, 631.

00:20:01.000 And Biden goes up to 1372, 495.

00:20:09.000 Let's see if he does the actual math.

00:20:12.000 Trump went from 1.690589 to the next update, 1.670631.

00:20:23.000 That is a loss of 19,958 votes.

00:20:28.000 Okay, so I'm going to pause this.

00:20:29.000 I have the calculators up.

00:20:31.000 I'm going to show you what happens here.

00:20:33.000 So Trump's right here, but I'll screw this up.

00:20:37.000 We're going to subtract 1,670, okay, minus 1970, 631.

00:20:45.000 That's $19,958.

00:20:48.000 So we're going to go over here to Biden's calculator.

00:20:50.000 I have two calculators up.

00:20:52.000 One for Trump, one for Biden.

00:20:54.000 All right, we're going to bring Biden's up.

00:20:55.000 Just for shits and giggles, we're going to add $19,958 to Biden's, okay?

00:21:00.000 Plus $19,958.

00:21:04.000 Look at that, okay?

00:21:05.000 See that number?

00:21:07.000 We added Trump's to Biden's just for shits and giggles.

00:21:12.000 Look at that.

00:21:13.000 12,72,495.

00:21:18.000 12, 72, 44.

00:21:20.000 19,958 votes flipped.

00:21:32.000 Okay, so tomorrow at Thanksgiving with your crazy sister.

00:21:38.000 My whole show tomorrow is dedicated to crazy sisters.

00:21:42.000 Just talk about that.

00:21:44.000 Again, you're going to see it in the show tomorrow, but it's all about not attacking her and just asking questions.

00:21:51.000 I kind of read that women when they're in their early 20s actually make more money than men.

00:21:58.000 It's just when they get married and have kids, they start making less money.

00:22:01.000 Are you hearing a hum on this mic, by the way?

00:22:03.000 We've had some problems with some buzzing.

00:22:07.000 Are you hearing it?

00:22:09.000 It's like a high-pitched sort of...

00:22:13.000 Yeah, I hear like a background hum.

00:22:24.000 Like a sizzle.

00:22:26.000 Yeah.

00:22:27.000 What is that?

00:22:29.000 Well, we're supposed to get these cloud filters, so right now you're pushed up pretty loud, otherwise we can't hear you well.

00:22:36.000 So that's like gain built into the soundboard, but we need these cloud filter things that give you clean gain without buzzing.

00:22:43.000 The thing on top of this?

00:22:44.000 No, no, no.

00:22:45.000 You plug it into it, and it gets like a preamp that boosts the signal.

00:22:49.000 Why don't we have that?

00:22:50.000 We're supposed to get it sent.

00:22:51.000 Our tech guy was like, hey, somebody said we're going to get these cloud filters.

00:22:55.000 We're supposed to get it.

00:22:56.000 All right.

00:22:57.000 Okay, so let's do the second read.

00:23:00.000 We're about to leave the free zone, the fag zone.

00:23:04.000 No.

00:23:05.000 No fag zone.

00:23:06.000 As you know, every Wednesday we do a free show from 9 to 9.30.

00:23:11.000 We get out all our reads and then we start taking calls, ideally before that, but we had a lot to say about Election Gate.

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00:24:00.000 jacbd.com promo code gavin 20 off all orders i wish i could tell you who our new contributor is i'm so excited ryan did an incredible job sweet on her intro she's british and she's debuting her show friday ideally um all right let's take some calls to make sure it works we're gonna tell the folks to get fired and

00:24:30.000 get around and no no i want to get a call in before i oh we we give the freebies 9 to 930.

00:26:11.000 we're glad to have you welcome aboard hell yeah red pill but uh no, on the reel, though, what we wanted you guys to look up was you guys be talking about these smoke shows.

00:26:25.000 So if you want to see a smoke show, look up Alex Curry from Fox Sports West.

00:26:32.000 All right, we're on the move.

00:26:34.000 Thanks for calling.

00:26:36.000 I'm going to start going through calls faster now.

00:26:39.000 You get one thing.

00:26:41.000 What?

00:26:42.000 Are you kidding me, dude?

00:26:44.000 Okay, she's better in that one.

00:26:48.000 I mean, she looks like a frog.

00:26:52.000 A toad.

00:26:54.000 You know, I had a religious experience the other night.

00:26:57.000 I was watching that movie, The Twelfth Man, and they talk about the Northern Lights.

00:27:01.000 And I remember as a young man, tree planting in Northern Ontario, I would get up to go piss at like 3 in the morning and see the northern lights.

00:27:09.000 And it's indescribable.

00:27:11.000 It is a shower curtain of undulating, beautiful lights of every color in the sky, and it takes up the whole sky.

00:27:19.000 It's God saying, I'm here, have faith.

00:27:23.000 So I saw it, and it was a biblical experience for me seeing these things.

00:27:27.000 Like, that's actually a shitty version.

00:27:30.000 You can't film it.

00:27:31.000 That's only green.

00:27:33.000 There's other colors.

00:27:35.000 It's fucking mind-blowing.

00:27:37.000 How often does that happen?

00:27:39.000 Well, I mean, I've probably seen it.

00:27:42.000 We were there for two months.

00:27:43.000 I'd probably see it like once a week.

00:27:45.000 What?

00:27:46.000 It's one of those things.

00:27:47.000 It's a whole sky.

00:27:50.000 It's bizarre.

00:27:51.000 And I was playing, and I have to admit I was drunk when I had this epiphany.

00:27:56.000 But I was playing kids trivial pursuit, family trivial pursuit with my kids.

00:28:01.000 And you have adult questions for the adults and kid questions for the kids.

00:28:08.000 So it's a fair competition because the kids' questions are easy.

00:28:11.000 And one of the kids' questions was, what is another name for Aurora Borealis?

00:28:17.000 And my youngest boy, who's seven, pushes aside his siblings and he walks right up to me and he goes, Michael Frog Jackson.

00:28:30.000 Well, that's a better representation.

00:28:32.000 Show that.

00:28:32.000 Yeah, that makes more sense.

00:28:34.000 There's more colors there.

00:28:36.000 But the fact that he said it with so much confidence made me laugh for like three weeks.

00:28:41.000 I'd be sitting on the train.

00:28:43.000 I'd be parking my car in the city, and I would just think Michael Frog Jackson, and it would make me laugh my fucking head off.

00:28:49.000 If I was blue, if I woke up with the horrors in the middle of the night and I was like, at like five in the morning, I would just go, Michael Frog Jackson, Michael Frog Jackson, chill out again.

00:29:02.000 And I realized the Northern Lights was a message from God.

00:29:06.000 And when I was playing Trivial Pursuit, you know, my family's going through a rough time with all this fucking like, you know, vandalizing our house, whatever, attacking us constantly.

00:29:17.000 I felt like God sent in my son and said, go see Michael Frogg Jackson and show him that the Northern Lights are still a very important and spiritual part of your life.

00:29:28.000 Yeah, that's what it looks like.

00:29:30.000 That's more accurate.

00:29:32.000 I know that looks so fake, doesn't it?

00:29:33.000 Yeah.

00:29:34.000 It looks like someone's heard about Northern Lights and they're doing their interpretation of it.

00:29:40.000 But that's not understating it.

00:29:42.000 It's that intense.

00:29:44.000 It's incredible.

00:29:47.000 Yeah, that's cool.

00:29:48.000 It takes up the whole fucking sky.

00:29:50.000 You're sitting there with your dick in your hands going, what?

00:29:54.000 It doesn't move that fast.

00:29:55.000 It's much slower than that.

00:29:56.000 That must be sped up.

00:30:00.000 But yeah, I texted my wife and I said, Johnny's saying Michael Frog Jackson was a message from God.

00:30:06.000 And then I passed out with my pants on.

00:30:08.000 And so I wake up the next morning with a headache and my wife is like, so how is Michael Frogg Jackson a sign from God?

00:30:17.000 And then I had to remember the whole backstory.

00:30:25.000 You got to get up there to see them, huh?

00:30:30.000 They're one of the best things in the world.

00:30:32.000 What?

00:30:32.000 Wait, Northern Lights should be visible as far south as Maryland.

00:30:36.000 Get out of my town.

00:30:37.000 Oh, suck my body.

00:30:38.000 You lying-ass son of a bitch.

00:30:40.000 I guess you look at good.

00:30:41.000 You see that penis that dips up?

00:30:44.000 I guess I was on the penis.

00:30:46.000 With the penis in your hand.

00:30:48.000 Yeah, I had a penis in my hand.

00:30:50.000 Maybe that's a sign from God.

00:30:51.000 Very penile.

00:30:53.000 I can see atheism is unstoppable getting annoyed now.

00:30:57.000 I don't really think that that's a penis.

00:30:59.000 Oh, shit.

00:30:59.000 We got to go.

00:31:00.000 So those are the two reads.

00:31:03.000 Beard vet, Johnny Apple CBD.

00:31:05.000 We're going behind the paywall now.

00:31:07.000 No longer free.

00:31:09.000 Get fired.

00:31:10.000 Get in trouble.

00:31:10.000 Be brave.

00:31:11.000 And never stop fighting.

00:31:44.000 Hi, I'm Steven Crowder.

00:31:47.000 Shots fired.

00:31:49.000 Shots fired?

00:31:53.000 Shouldn't you set up the drawing cam?

00:31:55.000 Yes.

00:31:57.000 But let's take a call.

00:31:58.000 New rule tonight.

00:32:00.000 No, no more two points.

00:32:03.000 You have one thing, and then you're out.

00:32:06.000 Tyler.

00:32:10.000 Hello.

00:32:11.000 Hey, man.

00:32:13.000 All right.

00:32:14.000 I got one point.

00:32:15.000 I'll make it quick.

00:32:16.000 I got a would you rather for you guys.

00:32:18.000 Okay, let's do it.

00:32:20.000 Would you rather be bald or lose hearing in one of your ears, but you get to choose which ear?

00:32:29.000 Easy peasy.

00:32:30.000 When you get to be my age, you don't care about music anymore.

00:32:33.000 So I would just choose my right ear.

00:32:36.000 Deafen my right ear.

00:32:39.000 All right.

00:32:40.000 That's easier than that.

00:32:40.000 What about you?

00:32:41.000 I'd definitely not want to go bald, but Yeah, dude.

00:32:44.000 When you get older, being bald totally kills your pussy options.

00:32:48.000 And, you know, I was talking to a guy who's getting divorced recently, and he goes, yeah, things are going pretty bad.

00:32:54.000 I mean, I'm moving on.

00:32:55.000 But I've talked to a lot of people who are divorced, and they said that the fact that I have hair is a major game changer in the dating scene.

00:33:07.000 Thanks for calling.

00:33:08.000 Oh, fair enough.

00:33:08.000 I figured with how much.

00:33:11.000 I like hanging up on yous.

00:33:14.000 We got Eric.

00:33:15.000 What's up, Eric?

00:33:17.000 Yo.

00:33:18.000 Yo, what's up?

00:33:19.000 Yo.

00:33:22.000 Yo, so I have this theory that I've noticed this pattern, actually, in my theory.

00:33:26.000 That all these women are switching to, like, back to Wiccan and all these pagan bullshit things.

00:33:31.000 Like, I was in Barnes and Noble the other day, and these two fucking, like, lesbian cows were right next to me talking about how they couldn't get their garden to grow.

00:33:40.000 And she's like, you should try Wiccan.

00:33:41.000 The other girl's like, yo, Wiccan has too many rules.

00:33:45.000 That's why I switched to witchcraft.

00:33:47.000 And I was, I'm like, I'm bullshit.

00:33:50.000 Fuck.

00:33:51.000 Because, like, how fucking retarded do you have to be to believe that witchcraft can fucking make a garden grow?

00:33:57.000 It was just insane.

00:33:58.000 But I was wondering if you noticed that same pattern that all these girls are moving into this new age spiritual bullshit.

00:34:04.000 Yeah, I have noticed that.

00:34:05.000 It's the death of religion, right?

00:34:06.000 So they have to replace it with something like astrology.

00:34:09.000 Some of my favorite barmaids are into astrology.

00:34:13.000 And it's not real.

00:34:16.000 And I think a lot of us are genetically born to be atheists or born to be believers.

00:34:22.000 And God makes it that way.

00:34:24.000 But we've ripped that from the public.

00:34:28.000 So what do they do?

00:34:29.000 They try desperately to reenact it.

00:34:32.000 But yeah, you're right.

00:34:34.000 It's fucking women.

00:34:36.000 What is astrology anyway?

00:34:37.000 It's women making up fake science because they're too lazy to do their homework.

00:34:42.000 Women are fucking lazy.

00:34:43.000 Let's just admit that.

00:34:46.000 I just haven't noticed it that much from men, but I see it all the time on dating profiles and shit of women.

00:34:52.000 It's fucking annoying.

00:34:54.000 All right.

00:34:55.000 You guys have a good one.

00:34:56.000 I like you.

00:35:00.000 I'm starting to think women are lazy.

00:35:02.000 Like the whole, I have to work 10 times as hard to lose the weight.

00:35:06.000 And I go, I don't know.

00:35:08.000 Like, I live with a woman.

00:35:10.000 She works out a lot, but not close to as much as me.

00:35:14.000 And she eats a lot.

00:35:15.000 And she watches a lot of movies in bed.

00:35:19.000 Sorry to criticize the Ho-Chunk Indians, but.

00:35:23.000 Am I crazy?

00:35:27.000 I see what you're saying.

00:35:29.000 We got Louise.

00:35:33.000 Yo, what's up, guys?

00:35:35.000 What's up, dude?

00:35:37.000 Dude, I'm going to try to sneak a couple things in here.

00:35:40.000 No, no, no.

00:35:41.000 You shouldn't have said that.

00:35:42.000 You have one thing.

00:35:46.000 All right, cool.

00:35:47.000 I'll sneak in, too.

00:35:49.000 Dude, yesterday, Gavin, or not yesterday, last week, I asked you about Dash Snow.

00:35:54.000 And I was curious, did you ever go to the nest?

00:35:57.000 That nest thing that they did at that gallery?

00:36:00.000 It was like during your time, your heyday.

00:36:02.000 Yeah, I mean, I went to the exposition, but I didn't like party with them in that nest.

00:36:07.000 They were fucking pissing and shitting in that, getting wasted, doing heroin, doing Coke all night in a pile of ripped-up newspapers.

00:36:18.000 Right, yeah, I know, I know.

00:36:19.000 I was wondering, I was like, damn, I wonder if Gavin went to that, like, to the, to, like, the debauchery there, you know?

00:36:26.000 You know, I was getting kind of old for all that stuff at that point in the game.

00:36:32.000 Right, right.

00:36:34.000 And the idea of like getting into a nest with Dash, it didn't seem to make sense.

00:36:42.000 So, no, I didn't do that.

00:36:43.000 Right, right.

00:36:44.000 You sound kind of like you're trying to set me up for something.

00:36:48.000 Hey, no, no, no, no.

00:36:50.000 Here goes my second one.

00:36:51.000 So I called about the management.

00:36:52.000 No, we're not doing second ones.

00:36:54.000 Thank you for calling.

00:36:55.000 It was great hearing from you.

00:36:57.000 Have a good one.

00:36:59.000 He's screaming at the end.

00:37:00.000 He's like, no, no, wait, hold on.

00:37:03.000 Didn't he sound like he was trying to trip me up or something, like on a lie?

00:37:07.000 Maybe he just got the setup and then we didn't allow him to do the punch.

00:37:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:10.000 That's what it was.

00:37:11.000 It was like, oh, yeah, well, I know that you didn't go to the nest.

00:37:15.000 Calvin Candy calling about Ryan's AXA.

00:37:19.000 The fuck?

00:37:21.000 Calvin.

00:37:22.000 What's Ryan's AXA?

00:37:24.000 A. A. E. No, accent.

00:37:27.000 Oh.

00:37:29.000 Oh, you're right about fucking Edmonton.

00:37:31.000 I just moved here and it's still fucking cold.

00:37:33.000 Holy shit, dude.

00:37:34.000 It's so cold.

00:37:35.000 It's like hemorrhoids.

00:37:37.000 Like, before you have hemorrhoids, you're just like, whatever, your butt hurts.

00:37:40.000 And then you get hemorrhoids and you go, I'm never trivializing hemorrhoids ever again.

00:37:46.000 And when I see people from Edmonton, I go, aho, which is ho-chunk for hello, elder.

00:37:53.000 I'm not joking.

00:37:55.000 I don't believe you're joking.

00:37:56.000 I've heard that before.

00:37:57.000 Yeah, it's...

00:37:58.000 They use it in the ayahuasca thing.

00:38:00.000 They're like, say, aho.

00:38:01.000 You're like, okay.

00:38:02.000 Oh, really?

00:38:03.000 Yeah.

00:38:03.000 It's 31 degrees there right now.

00:38:05.000 So that's not too bad.

00:38:07.000 No, but this summer, the winter has not begun.

00:38:10.000 Oh.

00:38:12.000 Anyway, what can we do for you?

00:38:16.000 So we know like the best English phrase is cellar doors, right?

00:38:20.000 Yeah, which is weird.

00:38:21.000 And apparently Ryan is the best accent.

00:38:25.000 I think that like the best English saying in a Chinese accent is chocolate milk.

00:38:33.000 So could Ryan do a quick phrase or like an accented thing of a Chinese guy saying chocolate weird?

00:38:41.000 Okay, wait, wait.

00:38:42.000 Yes, and thank you for calling.

00:38:44.000 Let's, Ryan, before you do that, you have to set the tone.

00:38:50.000 So we need to hear you like doing smash to subscribe and being a sneaker, a Chinese sneaker pimp.

00:38:59.000 Okay.

00:39:00.000 Okay, so this one like a little different.

00:39:03.000 Like number one, easy, pretty good.

00:39:06.000 You have to sit down.

00:39:07.000 Like when you're done, like wait in line for this hot fire to drop, then you have to like refresh yourself with beverage.

00:39:14.000 So Tor get yourself some chocolate milk That is pretty cute You got a point the problem with Asians is they don't drink or chocolate milk fucking beer or chocolate milk you're finished yeah like on when we went to visit John you we went to a bar I slammed back like four whiskeys Your weird girlfriend was like I'll have another whiskey sour.

00:39:41.000 That's my fucking poison.

00:39:43.000 And you're like, no, it's not.

00:39:45.000 She likes it.

00:39:46.000 She can drink.

00:39:47.000 No, she can.

00:39:48.000 Oh yeah, I've seen it.

00:39:49.000 She can't handle herself afterwards, but she can drink.

00:39:55.000 That doesn't make sense.

00:39:56.000 All right.

00:39:57.000 That's like saying she can swim.

00:39:58.000 I mean, she drowns.

00:40:00.000 But yeah.

00:40:01.000 She goes in the water, don't you?

00:40:02.000 She can flop around in the water like nobody's business.

00:40:09.000 But yeah, Asians can't drink, but then Jews don't drink.

00:40:13.000 And I just think everyone goes like, oh, Jews are doing so well.

00:40:17.000 They must have high IQs.

00:40:18.000 Yeah, maybe they're just not hungover.

00:40:21.000 Maybe the reason we're doing so badly as white guys is because we're fucking in pain every morning.

00:40:31.000 We got a would you rather?

00:40:33.000 All right.

00:40:35.000 Better not involve my children or sex and my wife getting fucked.

00:40:41.000 No.

00:40:42.000 Alright, so would you rather change your show permanently to one of the following formats?

00:40:51.000 Either one, you have to have a litter of puppies up on the desk playing around, just getting all crazy all around you every episode, and you have to care for them or hire someone because they're the most important.

00:41:05.000 So I need a bigger desk, but yeah, I got you.

00:41:09.000 Okay.

00:41:10.000 Or would you rather have Ryan at the desk with you, like a dual anchor Hanni and Combs like type of situation?

00:41:21.000 That's pretty easy, dude.

00:41:24.000 I'd rather have Ryan at the desk.

00:41:26.000 I don't really like dogs.

00:41:27.000 I don't give a shit about dogs.

00:41:29.000 I don't think that's a good thing.

00:41:31.000 Too late.

00:41:32.000 Too late.

00:41:32.000 I'm done with that.

00:41:33.000 Thank you for calling.

00:41:35.000 This is a fault with Would You Rathers.

00:41:38.000 People alter it.

00:41:40.000 And they go, okay, wait, wait, no, I meant dancing like everywhere you go for a year and eating a piece of poo every day this big, not this big.

00:41:48.000 You can't change it.

00:41:49.000 You have to have worked on your Would You Rather for a long time.

00:41:52.000 Yeah, but Ryan's always farting when he's there.

00:41:54.000 But Ryan's gay and he's trying to rape you.

00:41:56.000 No.

00:41:57.000 No, you just did it already.

00:42:00.000 I'm curious to see what the twist was going to be.

00:42:02.000 Gavin, music.

00:42:06.000 Hey, Gavin, this is Taylor from Missouri.

00:42:09.000 I just want to say I love that you red-pilled me.

00:42:12.000 I used to date this spinster that was five years older than me.

00:42:16.000 I asked, get married, and she didn't want to have kids, so I said no.

00:42:22.000 Now I'm engaged, so thank you.

00:42:24.000 Nice.

00:42:24.000 That's great news.

00:42:25.000 Ask if you ever fucked around with Max Bemis or Say Anything.

00:42:32.000 Their song, Admit It, I feel completely personifies your show.

00:42:40.000 By who?

00:42:42.000 Hello?

00:42:43.000 Admit It by Who?

00:42:44.000 What's the band?

00:42:46.000 Say Anything.

00:42:47.000 The band Say Anything.

00:42:48.000 Oh, God, he would.

00:42:49.000 By Max Bemis?

00:42:51.000 No?

00:42:52.000 This is sounding pretty terrible already.

00:42:53.000 Max Bemis.

00:42:55.000 Okay, well, check it out.

00:42:56.000 Thanks for calling.

00:42:57.000 This better not suck.

00:42:59.000 It already sucks.

00:43:03.000 Watch some Vimeo here, okay?

00:43:04.000 What is it?

00:43:05.000 New Metal?

00:43:06.000 I think my daughter's becoming New Metal.

00:43:08.000 Sick!

00:43:09.000 Yes!

00:43:11.000 Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance and vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs, you know nothing about artist sex that you couldn't read in any trendy New York Underground fashion magazine.

00:43:59.000 mean, I like the sentiment, but I hate that fucking kind of pop-punk thing.

00:44:05.000 It ruined punk.

00:44:06.000 That's when I split.

00:44:06.000 No effects ruined punk for me.

00:44:09.000 And face-to-face, as soon as they started trying to sing right, that's not what the thing was.

00:44:14.000 It was the sex pistols.

00:44:16.000 It was ah, nothing.

00:44:25.000 You response to Gavin's 10 Things He Hates About the Jews video.

00:44:29.000 Oh, okay.

00:44:33.000 Hi, you're literally Hitler.

00:44:36.000 Just kidding.

00:44:37.000 That's true.

00:44:39.000 Yeah, I'm a Jew, and I saw your video a while ago, and as a visual supporter, I have no issue with it.

00:44:49.000 I've agreed with a lot of it.

00:44:51.000 And I fuck the faggots.

00:44:52.000 I just fuck the faggots and say it was a fancy.

00:44:55.000 Stupid.

00:44:57.000 I cannot hear you.

00:44:59.000 He said F gets who thought that was a stupid video.

00:45:03.000 Yeah, it was a beautiful video.

00:45:06.000 And it was like, oh, he wasn't kidding.

00:45:08.000 Really?

00:45:10.000 First of all, you haven't seen it.

00:45:13.000 Secondly, I'm the guy who did how to fight a baby.

00:45:16.000 And thirdly, whoever told you that it was about how Jews are awful or whatever is denying you a cool video that's really funny.

00:45:26.000 So they're denying you humor.

00:45:28.000 And that pisses me off.

00:45:31.000 But you can't tell young millennials this.

00:45:33.000 Young millennial men in my neighborhood, they think I'm the devil and they egg my house and fucking attack me on the street, sort of.

00:45:45.000 And I just think you fucking pussies are so conformist.

00:45:49.000 Like you have the same views as Chris Hayes.

00:45:53.000 Imagine being a teenager and you have the same views as someone who's on TV.

00:45:59.000 I would be embarrassed if I were them.

00:46:01.000 If I had the same views as NPR when I was 14, I would be embarrassed.

00:46:07.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:46:09.000 Where's that from again?

00:46:11.000 Sebastian Manascalco.

00:46:12.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:15.000 Alex.

00:46:18.000 Hello.

00:46:20.000 Good evening.

00:46:21.000 All right, can you hear me?

00:46:22.000 Yep.

00:46:24.000 You're on the air.

00:46:27.000 I just wanted to talk about Gavin's views about transgender, specifically how you said that they're mentally ill gays.

00:46:38.000 I had my own sort of theory on that, and it's based on disassociative identity disorder.

00:46:48.000 I think it might almost be worthy of a green screen.

00:46:53.000 So in 1973, there was a book called Sybil where it describes a woman with multiple personality disorder.

00:47:05.000 And then after the publication of that book, cases of multiple personality disorder skyrocketed and it appeared through all the world.

00:47:17.000 But the thing is that it was discovered later on that that whole book was a fabrication and that the patient described in it didn't actually have multiple personality disorder.

00:47:28.000 But since then, this associative identity disorder, which is what it's referred to now, is still a type of disorder that is commonly seen.

00:47:46.000 And basically it's still up for debate as to whether or not this thing actually exists.

00:47:52.000 And I just wanted to read to you a small excerpt from a journal article which describes it as being a socially crafted artifact that is reinforced by the special attention such a diagnosis evokes.

00:48:11.000 Overall, the diagnosis leads to neglect and it's basically what it's saying is that it's a condition that's socially sanctioned, mass delusion of distressing emergency therapists to induce symptoms.

00:48:25.000 So for whatever reason, it seems to me like this multiple personality disorder reflects transgenderism.

00:48:35.000 And yet people can openly talk about whether or not this is a real thing.

00:48:40.000 But when it comes to transgenderism and your views on saying that it's basically just mentally ill-gazed, that's seen as controversial.

00:48:48.000 Or, you know, if you were to question whether or not it's a valid thing, then it's seen as controversial.

00:48:54.000 But yeah, so in that way, I think it reflects disassociative identity disorder in that it's basically just being suggested by therapists or being encouraged almost.

00:49:08.000 Yeah, I think it's just losers.

00:49:11.000 It's losers who weren't, no one was paying attention to them.

00:49:16.000 So then they said, okay, I'm a thing.

00:49:20.000 I'm basically black.

00:49:21.000 And if you don't pay attention to me, you're racist or you have some sort of form of prejudice.

00:49:28.000 And now all of a sudden they're relevant.

00:49:30.000 And now, even if you're arguing against them or for them, they're still in the equation.

00:49:34.000 So it's nerd, loser, fat, ugly people, for the most part, pretending they're gay and trying to get into some sort of discussion.

00:49:44.000 And no, sorry.

00:49:46.000 You're not invited.

00:49:47.000 You still suck.

00:49:49.000 You're a loser.

00:49:51.000 I just think it's striking the amount of similarities between multiple personality disorder or disassociative identity disorder and transgenderism.

00:50:02.000 Because on the one hand, the people that believe that multiple personality disorder exists believe that it's based on trauma and that these people have experienced an extreme amount of trauma in their life and therefore their personality splits into multiple parts.

00:50:19.000 Whereas the other people who are on the other side of the argument, which is the socio-cognitive model, they believe that it's something that is therapist-induced and you're basically, you know, the therapist or the patient is covertly persuaded to act out particular symptoms that they don't actually exhibit.

00:50:42.000 Yeah, in both cases, it just sounds like someone excited to get attention who no one was looking at before.

00:50:49.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:51.000 Yeah, right.

00:50:52.000 Thanks for calling.

00:50:53.000 It's not enough to be gay.

00:50:55.000 It's not enough to be guy.

00:50:58.000 You know, it's funny he said that we cut him off as he was saying that.

00:51:01.000 That's a great idea.

00:51:02.000 That's what they say with Black Lives Matter.

00:51:04.000 It's not enough to be anti-racist.

00:51:07.000 No, it's not enough to not be racist.

00:51:08.000 You have to be anti-racist.

00:51:10.000 You have to pay attention to my thing.

00:51:13.000 God, I wish I could have that same kind of philosophy.

00:51:16.000 You need to subscribe to censored.tv or you're somehow committing some sort of a crime.

00:51:25.000 If you don't pay attention to me, you're doing something morally wrong.

00:51:30.000 Not your own way, God.

00:51:34.000 We got, I believe it's Tom.

00:51:37.000 Not Lighthouse Tom, but a Tom.

00:51:40.000 Okay.

00:51:40.000 Let's hope it's not.

00:51:41.000 It is Tom.

00:51:42.000 Gavin.

00:51:43.000 Yes.

00:51:45.000 I wanted to tell you that you red-pilled my wife, who voted for Bernie Sanders in the primary in 2016.

00:51:54.000 And I wanted to thank you because life has been much better since then.

00:51:58.000 Oh, you're welcome.

00:51:59.000 That's great news.

00:52:00.000 I wish I could red-pill my own wife.

00:52:03.000 I think she's just sort of quit.

00:52:05.000 She didn't vote this year.

00:52:06.000 The left treated her so badly that she's had enough.

00:52:10.000 But yeah, that's sort of the point of tomorrow's Thanksgiving show is to say: don't attack women and siblings who don't agree with you.

00:52:21.000 Let's slowly lead a horse to water and see if we can make it drink.

00:52:25.000 The attacking thing doesn't work.

00:52:28.000 It's like fighting a retailer.

00:52:30.000 Yeah, that's all I did was play your podcast in the background while we were at home together, and that's what worked.

00:52:38.000 Are you going to have babies?

00:52:42.000 Yeah, someday.

00:52:44.000 Hopefully soon.

00:52:45.000 How old are you?

00:52:48.000 30.

00:52:49.000 And how old is she?

00:52:52.000 She is 28.

00:52:54.000 Well, we got to get cooking, my friend.

00:52:59.000 I know.

00:52:59.000 You're absolutely right.

00:53:01.000 All right, let's get on it.

00:53:02.000 You've got a bass.

00:53:03.000 Thanks for calling.

00:53:08.000 James.

00:53:10.000 James, you're on the air, my friend.

00:53:12.000 You are on the air.

00:53:15.000 Would that be me?

00:53:16.000 Yep.

00:53:17.000 You with the girl voice.

00:53:18.000 Okay, well, something to your veteran's valor in film, to your badge that you want to earn in veterans' valor.

00:53:25.000 What about Erman Wuk's The Winds of War and War and Remembrance?

00:53:31.000 Are you a chick or a dude?

00:53:34.000 I'm a chick.

00:53:35.000 Maybe I sound like a dude.

00:53:36.000 No, your name is a dude name.

00:53:38.000 Are you Dinesh?

00:53:41.000 Do you send in stuff to Gary's mailbag?

00:53:46.000 Perhaps.

00:53:47.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:53:48.000 I recognize that voice.

00:53:49.000 He hates you.

00:53:51.000 Yeah, Gary hates you, but Gary.

00:53:55.000 Why does Gary hate you so much?

00:53:58.000 Is it the mask?

00:53:59.000 It's my lips.

00:54:00.000 I don't.

00:54:02.000 Oh, yeah, he said her lips are awful and her hair is awful.

00:54:04.000 I was like, well, it's a wig.

00:54:05.000 She was wearing a mask and a wig and stuff.

00:54:07.000 Does he think that the wigs are real?

00:54:11.000 I don't know what he thinks.

00:54:12.000 It's odd.

00:54:13.000 It's odd.

00:54:14.000 But he complained about my lips before.

00:54:16.000 Anyway, Veterans Valor in film.

00:54:19.000 Have you seen The Winds of War and War in Remembrance?

00:54:21.000 What's it called, sir?

00:54:22.000 The Winds of War.

00:54:24.000 The Winds of War?

00:54:25.000 It's a novel.

00:54:26.000 The Winds of War.

00:54:28.000 It's a mini-series with Robert Mitchum and Polly Bergen, but my husband loves it.

00:54:32.000 My husband's a veteran.

00:54:33.000 And he loves the series The Winds of War in War and Remembrance.

00:54:36.000 And to me, you can't earn film valor if you've not seen this series and read Herman Wooks' books as well, too.

00:54:44.000 That's actually kind of disrespectful for you to talk to someone who is a war movie vet and tell them what kind of valor we deserve and what we don't deserve.

00:54:56.000 You should be thanking me for my service and then quietly stepping back.

00:55:01.000 Okay, Gavin, thank you for your service.

00:55:04.000 I tried to call on Veterans Day, but I couldn't get through, and my husband wouldn't call for me because he's a veteran.

00:55:11.000 Yeah, there was a lot of calls from vets calling a fellow vet on Veterans Day.

00:55:18.000 So, of course, a mere mortal couldn't get through.

00:55:22.000 Sorry, one more time.

00:55:23.000 What's this?

00:55:24.000 Herman Wuk, The Winds of War and The War.

00:55:28.000 Yeah, H-E-R.

00:55:29.000 Yeah, The Winds of War and War and Remembrance.

00:55:31.000 It's a video, it's a mini, two different miniseries.

00:55:34.000 There's Winds of War is the first, and War and Remembrance is the second one.

00:55:38.000 And it's several hours long, but you need to watch them.

00:55:41.000 Okay, I will check it out.

00:55:43.000 I'm not sure my jacket could handle any more medals.

00:55:47.000 It's replete at this point.

00:55:49.000 I'm going to have to start putting them on my shoulders, but I will check it out.

00:55:54.000 I mean, Jesus, look, I don't want to brag.

00:55:57.000 A thing in the military is, thanks for calling, by the way, we don't brag.

00:56:00.000 But just this week, I've seen both Recon and The 12th Man.

00:56:06.000 And I'm not looking for thanks.

00:56:09.000 I'm not looking for accolades.

00:56:11.000 It's just something that us guys who watch war movies do.

00:56:22.000 You know what the thing I regret the most when I'm done a movie is that I've left my brothers behind who can't see this movie.

00:56:31.000 Sir, red or right, five degrees.

00:56:33.000 Deep.

00:56:34.000 Ready to release.

00:56:41.000 What a funny mustache that is, eh?

00:56:44.000 Like, even devoid of context, I feel like if I came from outer space and I landed on Earth and someone had a square mustache, I'd go, dude, I don't know a lot about Earthlings, but what the fuck are you doing?

00:56:56.000 Why do you have a square mustache?

00:56:59.000 And it could be Hitler.

00:57:00.000 It could be fucking Charlie Chaplin.

00:57:04.000 I believe this man is named Parker.

00:57:09.000 Wait, I'm trying to click.

00:57:10.000 It's not working.

00:57:12.000 Here we go.

00:57:12.000 Parker.

00:57:13.000 Hey, what's up, Gav?

00:57:15.000 What's up, dude?

00:57:15.000 What's up?

00:57:18.000 Uru.

00:57:22.000 I had a...

00:57:23.000 I'm a fellow Foreskinner.

00:57:25.000 Right on.

00:57:26.000 I was wondering how long should I wait to go to the doctor after I ripped it?

00:57:32.000 Should I, like, power through this and just throw on the Maquel 4?

00:57:35.000 Or should I, like, go tomorrow?

00:57:38.000 How old are you?

00:57:43.000 19.

00:57:45.000 Yeah, dude, I had your exact same problem when I was 19.

00:57:49.000 And I had a Muslim doctor who told me I need to be circumcised.

00:57:55.000 So if you go to a doctor...

00:57:57.000 Yeah, no, I'm not doing that.

00:57:58.000 I read the book.

00:57:59.000 That's why I was asking.

00:58:00.000 Oh, okay.

00:58:02.000 So, like, is it your fresnellum?

00:58:06.000 Um, yeah, it's like the bottom part.

00:58:11.000 This is the fresnellum.

00:58:14.000 So, this is the head, and then this thing meets, like, right here.

00:58:20.000 Right there.

00:58:21.000 Correct.

00:58:22.000 So, that tore.

00:58:23.000 Correct.

00:58:24.000 And how long ago did it tear?

00:58:28.000 Week.

00:58:30.000 Yeah, dude.

00:58:33.000 I could probably get sued for this.

00:58:35.000 So this is officially not medical advice, but I would say do not go to the doctor.

00:58:41.000 And just like slowly, like, don't beat off if you can handle that at your young age.

00:58:48.000 And have a lot of baths.

00:58:51.000 I mean, I'm a proud boy, so I'm no angst.

00:58:53.000 Oh, good.

00:58:54.000 And soak it and give it like three or four weeks.

00:59:00.000 I know that's terrible, but that's a situation you're in, my friend.

00:59:03.000 It's Sherpeach, whatever they're going to fucking do.

00:59:06.000 Polysporin, like, just...

00:59:08.000 All right.

00:59:09.000 And like, try not to get a boner, even.

00:59:12.000 Try to let it heal.

00:59:14.000 And when you finally do go back with the lady, go like insanely slow with like an entire tube of Vaseline.

00:59:23.000 Like, be super duper careful.

00:59:26.000 What are you going to do?

00:59:30.000 Yeah, you're in a shitty situation, my friend.

00:59:34.000 Yeah, it fucking sucks.

00:59:36.000 It's scary, too.

00:59:38.000 You got to clean like a motherfucker.

00:59:41.000 Well, I don't think you do because no one's touching it, so you might as well not even peel it back.

00:59:46.000 Let it rot.

00:59:47.000 No, well, I mean, I'm just worried about like germs and shit, you know?

00:59:52.000 I don't want to get an infection.

00:59:53.000 You turn around!

00:59:55.000 You're not going to get an infection.

00:59:56.000 Jesus Christ.

00:59:57.000 They invented these things a long time ago.

01:00:02.000 That's true.

01:00:03.000 I have a fucking immune system like a mule, so it's okay.

01:00:08.000 Yeah, you'll be good.

01:00:10.000 All right, hang in there, buddy, but don't touch your dish for like three weeks.

01:00:15.000 Alright, thanks, man.

01:00:16.000 But fighting.

01:00:18.000 F-I-G-H-T-I-N-G.

01:00:22.000 I fucking spelled fighting wrong.

01:00:24.000 I spelled fightning like lightning.

01:00:26.000 Ooh.

01:00:28.000 Shit.

01:00:31.000 F-I-G-H-T-I-N-G.

01:00:34.000 Christopher from Montana.

01:00:40.000 What's up, Chrissy?

01:00:42.000 Chrissy Pooyaya?

01:00:43.000 Fucking Chrissy.

01:00:44.000 Fucking Chrissy.

01:00:46.000 You're coming in great.

01:00:47.000 What the fuck, Christopher?

01:00:48.000 Who was the situation?

01:00:50.000 You almost fucking killed your kid there.

01:00:51.000 That's why I fucking strangled you.

01:00:56.000 What?

01:00:56.000 What the fuck?

01:00:57.000 It's your fucking dog, Christopher.

01:01:02.000 Well, he's a situation.

01:01:03.000 I'm actually from California, but I heard your situation.

01:01:07.000 I heard when you went to Montana, and I got really excited.

01:01:10.000 And I went there.

01:01:11.000 Went to Big Sky.

01:01:12.000 You did?

01:01:14.000 Yeah.

01:01:15.000 Wait, you went to Big Sky because I went there?

01:01:20.000 Oh, I went like a month ago.

01:01:22.000 It was just about the snow.

01:01:24.000 Like, I went to Big Sky, and I went to Yellowstone, too.

01:01:27.000 And I got to see it before it snowed.

01:01:29.000 And wow, it was snowing.

01:01:32.000 You got to see it before it snow and all the snow.

01:01:35.000 Homeboys cannot like edit.

01:01:37.000 What are you talking about?

01:01:38.000 I sent an email called Big Sky.

01:01:42.000 It has two pictures in a video of some of the stuff I saw there.

01:01:47.000 I mean, like you said, really good scenery, mountains all around.

01:01:52.000 One thing that I noticed is all of the bodies of water are wonderful there.

01:01:58.000 I guess once you get far enough from industrial areas, you get untouched waters.

01:02:03.000 It just looks, all of it looks beautiful to me at least.

01:02:07.000 Got like that pinkish red tinge of the foliage and just the clear water, I guess.

01:02:14.000 Yeah, I want to go skiing there this winter, but I'm worried that my kids won't be able to go to school after they get back because of all these draconian rules.

01:02:26.000 But yeah, it is an incredible place, and I totally understand why when you tell people that you love it in Montana, they go, don't tell your friends.

01:02:34.000 So I guess I told my, you're my friend.

01:02:36.000 Yeah, no, I totally got that.

01:02:39.000 They didn't fuss me out that I was like in California really.

01:02:42.000 One guy, I told him and he got a little less talky.

01:02:45.000 He was like very friendly.

01:02:46.000 And I was like, yeah, I'm coming from California.

01:02:49.000 And he's got like, I was kind of quiet and less talky.

01:02:53.000 He dropped the subject.

01:02:55.000 I totally understood.

01:02:57.000 That's cool.

01:02:57.000 I'm glad you had a good time.

01:02:59.000 We should all just open a commune there.

01:03:03.000 Right?

01:03:04.000 Yeah.

01:03:06.000 All right, buddy.

01:03:06.000 Thanks for calling.

01:03:09.000 Yeah, thank you.

01:03:12.000 Look how beautiful that is.

01:03:14.000 And I was trying to explain to my wife, I was like, I know it's stupid to say there's a big sky.

01:03:18.000 Like, we live near the water, and on a clear day, you can see a lot of sky.

01:03:22.000 But maybe because you're on a mountain, and that day is obviously kind of cloudy, so you can't see it.

01:03:28.000 But the sky goes on forever.

01:03:32.000 It's amazing to see.

01:03:34.000 You feel so trivial, but at the same time, so blessed.

01:03:40.000 And then if you have any doubts, your son comes over and says, Michael Frog Jackson.

01:03:46.000 He doesn't know who Michael Jackson is.

01:03:48.000 Michael Jackson is not part of our life.

01:03:51.000 We don't discuss Mike in the house.

01:03:53.000 Mikey!

01:03:54.000 We don't listen to fucking beat it in the house.

01:04:00.000 So the fact that he even knows the name Michael Jackson is weird.

01:04:06.000 Nick.

01:04:08.000 What's up, Nick?

01:04:10.000 Nick the prick?

01:04:11.000 Hey.

01:04:13.000 No.

01:04:14.000 Hey, I wanted to ask you about something you said yesterday.

01:04:19.000 You said something about 9-11.

01:04:21.000 If you're a 9-11 conspiracy guy, would you go up to a 9-11 victims family person and bring it up to them?

01:04:28.000 I think you were talking about Vietnam and it is appropriate to talk to military people like that.

01:04:33.000 And first of all, yes, because, for example, Bill Doyle, the leader of one of the largest 9-11 victims' families groups, friends of Alex Jones, or he went on the Alex Jones show back in the day, said that more than about 50% of the victims' families think it was at some level that there was complicity.

01:04:55.000 Not necessarily that it was totally an inside job, but they let it happen or something.

01:04:59.000 And also, what you said sounds like an appeal to emotion, the same thing that you get mad at, you know, when say, what if it happened to your daughter?

01:05:07.000 It's like, you're just trying to make me emotional.

01:05:09.000 Yeah, I would bring it up to 9-11 victims' families members.

01:05:11.000 I think you should know what's happening.

01:05:11.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:05:13.000 I'm trying to put your money where your mouth is.

01:05:16.000 And you have to separate all the ambiguity and look at the real person who was there and say, okay, I don't think that your husband died just because of radical terrorists.

01:05:31.000 I think that George W. Bush was part of it.

01:05:35.000 That's a brave thing to say, and you should be able to say it to someone who lost their spouse there.

01:05:44.000 Well, I wouldn't say it like that because that wouldn't get me anywhere, but I would talk about it with them.

01:05:48.000 I would definitely bring it up.

01:05:49.000 If somebody said they were 911, I'd say, well, what do you think happened that day?

01:05:52.000 Do you think it was 19 guys?

01:05:55.000 Do you think the government knew?

01:05:57.000 I would bring it up.

01:05:58.000 What do you think?

01:05:59.000 What do you think happened that day?

01:06:02.000 The buildings were blown up.

01:06:05.000 Look at what they used it to do.

01:06:06.000 Who had the means and the motive?

01:06:07.000 You're friends with Alex Jones.

01:06:09.000 Just talk to Alex Jones.

01:06:10.000 Ask him why he thinks it's an inside job.

01:06:11.000 I don't know why you haven't had like a multi-hour long thing.

01:06:15.000 Bring him to free speech TV.

01:06:18.000 What is it?

01:06:18.000 The bar thing you do.

01:06:20.000 You probably do it for free.

01:06:22.000 Just talk it out with Alex Jones.

01:06:24.000 Okay, well, you tell me.

01:06:25.000 So the buildings had explosives in them?

01:06:29.000 Yes.

01:06:30.000 Did planes...

01:06:31.000 Did planes hit the towers?

01:06:35.000 Yeah.

01:06:35.000 Well, something hit them.

01:06:36.000 I don't know if they were like, you know, drones, disguised planes, and they landed the regular planes somewhere else or what happened to the pilots because I think they're remote controlling the buildings.

01:06:46.000 I don't think they actually used Islamic.

01:06:49.000 So it was giant drones that were the size of a plane.

01:06:54.000 Potentially.

01:06:55.000 I don't know how they did that.

01:06:56.000 I've heard that they landed the real planes at military bases and killed the passengers and then flew something in.

01:07:02.000 How'd they kill the passengers?

01:07:05.000 Guns.

01:07:07.000 And they went into like a big mass grave?

01:07:14.000 I don't know about that.

01:07:15.000 I heard that from a guy.

01:07:16.000 Well, that part.

01:07:18.000 I just want to say, you know, people saying, how could they rig the buildings with that?

01:07:22.000 You know how much explosives it would take to build.

01:07:24.000 No, I'm more interested in these planes landing and then people, like 300 people being lined up and shot into a mass graves and then buried and no one spilling the beans about that.

01:07:37.000 Well, I interviewed a guy, Michael Aquino, who's pretty high up in this stuff.

01:07:42.000 He says they were landed at base and shot.

01:07:46.000 That was one of the things that they said in that loose change documentary that they were probably landed at military base.

01:07:54.000 Doesn't that sound weird to you?

01:07:55.000 Yeah.

01:07:57.000 I don't know about that part.

01:07:58.000 I've never looked into that part because I feel like it's outside of my what I can verify.

01:08:02.000 I can see the buildings come down.

01:08:07.000 I don't think bin Laden could have died.

01:08:09.000 Bin Laden, you know, right after 9-11, said that.

01:08:12.000 I want to know why people are being rounded up and shot into holes in America, and no one is talking about it.

01:08:20.000 Like, I don't care about not verifying.

01:08:22.000 That would become my number one obsession of my whole life.

01:08:27.000 Okay, well, for me, it's more about the demolishing of the buildings because I can't, how can I look into that?

01:08:35.000 How can you look into the demolishing of the buildings?

01:08:37.000 That seems equally hard to verify.

01:08:41.000 Oh, well, at least I have footage of it.

01:08:43.000 There's a bunch of architects and engineers that say that think about it.

01:08:49.000 How much jet fuel was in those plans compared to how much explosives it would take to bring down a building like that?

01:08:54.000 Do you think, like, imagine, one thing I would love to do is if they could just rebuild like three stories of it, fly a plane into that thing and see what happens.

01:09:04.000 You sound like you're taking a quote from a loose change type documentary and just repeating it verbatim.

01:09:11.000 I'm not.

01:09:12.000 So you came up with the three floors idea?

01:09:16.000 Say wow.

01:09:17.000 You came up with the three floors idea all by yourself?

01:09:21.000 Yeah.

01:09:22.000 Okay.

01:09:23.000 I think other people have come up with that idea, though.

01:09:25.000 It's, you know, it's awesome.

01:09:26.000 It doesn't sound like your idea.

01:09:27.000 Recreate it.

01:09:29.000 I think it's a lot of people's idea.

01:09:31.000 But just talk to Alex Jones.

01:09:32.000 You know, why do you think he believes it?

01:09:34.000 Yeah, why do you keep sending me to Alex Jones?

01:09:36.000 This is your belief system.

01:09:39.000 Because he's like, he was the first person.

01:09:41.000 He said before.

01:09:42.000 It's like when I talk to people in LA and they go, you've got to talk to Bill Maher.

01:09:45.000 Like they want to pass me off to the expert.

01:09:49.000 Well, I think that Alex Jones is many levels above Bill Maher.

01:09:53.000 And he started the 9-11 truth thing.

01:09:55.000 He said before 9-11 that they were going to hit the World Trade Center and used Bin Laden as a Patsy in like July of 2001.

01:10:03.000 Okay.

01:10:05.000 So it was giant drones that went into the World Trade Center.

01:10:11.000 The planes were landed.

01:10:12.000 The people were shot dead.

01:10:14.000 Seems easier just to drive it.

01:10:16.000 That's what I've heard as a plausible explanation for that part because I don't think that they would trust Islamic hijackers.

01:10:22.000 You've got the buildings rigged with explosives.

01:10:24.000 You're not going to be like, well, I hope the hijackers pull it off.

01:10:27.000 Right.

01:10:32.000 How did they put the explosives in the building?

01:10:34.000 Like, people snuck in the building or pretended to be janners and put in like...

01:10:40.000 What's that called?

01:10:40.000 That Vegemite stuff?

01:10:43.000 Thermite?

01:10:45.000 This is from Loose Change, but I think it's true.

01:10:48.000 I think George Bush's cousin or something, Neil Bush was the head of security there, and there was these weird power downs where the buildings were completely evacuated a couple of weeks before.

01:10:57.000 And that's one idea of when they could have possibly put the explosives in or the incendiaries or whatever.

01:11:04.000 So George Bush's brother or cousin?

01:11:08.000 Cousin something.

01:11:10.000 Neil Bush, I think what his name is at the World Trade Center.

01:11:13.000 Worked as security at the World Trade Center.

01:11:17.000 Okay.

01:11:17.000 Well, thanks for calling.

01:11:18.000 Let's look that up.

01:11:22.000 I'm open to ideas.

01:11:24.000 One, two, three.

01:11:25.000 Neely Bushy for these type of drawings don't usually sell very well.

01:11:32.000 My like doodles.

01:11:37.000 Did Neil Bush do security for the World Trade Center?

01:11:42.000 I'm open to anything by the way.

01:11:43.000 I don't need a shit on that guy.

01:11:47.000 9-11 security courtesy of Marvin Bush.

01:11:49.000 Marvin P. Bush, the president of the Space Center.

01:11:51.000 What source is that?

01:11:53.000 What really happened.com.

01:11:55.000 Yeah.

01:11:56.000 The history of the government doesn't want you to learn.

01:11:59.000 I need a better source.

01:12:01.000 I've never been certain about how I feel about that old deal.

01:12:04.000 Well, I'll tell you what.

01:12:05.000 I'm open to the possibility that George W. Bush allowed it to be.

01:12:11.000 There was indications that there could be an attack, and he either didn't take it seriously or thought, it'd be good for me if they did attack.

01:12:22.000 I'm okay with that.

01:12:24.000 I was on television saying that Bin Laden's a CIA asset and looks like he'll attack New York.

01:12:29.000 Saying, call Washington, tell him to call off the attack.

01:12:34.000 Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

01:12:35.000 I'm so glad that you could join us today for this Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 broadcast.

01:12:44.000 Tyranny is enveloping the globe, and the United States is a shining jewel the globalists want to bring down.

01:12:50.000 And they will use terrorism as the pretext to get it done.

01:12:53.000 So that's coming up in the second half of the show.

01:12:55.000 Very important information.

01:12:58.000 I'm going to put the call out that you call the White House and tell them, look, we've seen the news stories that you've wanted to blow things up, that you have blown things up, and that you're saying that 4 million of us are going to die and we need martial law and the Associated Press.

01:13:14.000 And one of your little drills you had.

01:13:17.000 And that we're aware of who the terrorists are if you pull this.

01:13:20.000 This can stop this Hitlerian Reichstag event.

01:13:24.000 I want to put the toll-free number up for Congress.

01:13:28.000 And I won't want you to believe Alex Jones.

01:13:30.000 I want you to go get these news stories off my website.

01:13:33.000 I want you to call these major newspapers.

01:13:35.000 I want you to find out these statements were true by the White House about preparing for martial law.

01:13:42.000 And I want you to let them know that if there is any terrorism, we know who to blame.

01:13:47.000 The point is, if any terrorism comes, it's from this government.

01:13:51.000 And if there was an outside threat like a bin Laden, who was a known CIA asset in the 80s, running the Mujahideen War, and whose family builds all the military bases over in Saudi Arabia right now, it's this with the board of Iridium satellite.

01:14:04.000 He's the boogeyman they need in this Orwellian phony system.

01:14:07.000 All right.

01:14:08.000 I want the White House numbers up there now.

01:14:12.000 I will have Alex on the show when I build the new studio.

01:14:16.000 Should be ready soon.

01:14:17.000 We're getting the plans on Friday.

01:14:22.000 And it would be fun.

01:14:22.000 Dude, I could have a fucking 50-hour conversation with Alex.

01:14:28.000 This is Trump saying about my apartment as people jumped from the Twin Towers on 9-11.

01:14:34.000 I have a window in my apartment that specifically was aimed at the World Trade Center because of the beauty of the whole downtown Manhattan.

01:14:42.000 And I watched as people jumped, and I watched the second plane come in.

01:14:46.000 While people were seen jumping from the towers that day, Trump's apartment in Midtown is roughly gauge-style tailgate.

01:14:53.000 You know what that means?

01:14:54.000 It's roughly what?

01:14:56.000 That means football gate.

01:14:57.000 What did she say?

01:14:58.000 Were seen jumping from the towers that day?

01:15:00.000 Trump's apartment in Midtown is roughly four miles from where the World Trade Center's towers stood.

01:15:06.000 Many people jumped, and I witnessed it.

01:15:08.000 I watched that.

01:15:09.000 Trump also stubbornly defending his widely debunked claim that there were large crowds.

01:15:14.000 I saw the other plane hit.

01:15:16.000 I was in the Lower East Side.

01:15:17.000 That was three miles from the World Trade Center.

01:15:23.000 So I don't think she's correct.

01:15:25.000 Midtown is not four miles from the World Trade Center.

01:15:32.000 Let's look it up.

01:15:34.000 On maps.

01:15:38.000 The fact-checking of these fucking lazy cunts is so bad.

01:15:50.000 So go to World Trade Center.

01:15:55.000 Here, I'll do it on my phone.

01:15:58.000 It's now the Freedom Tower.

01:16:00.000 Right?

01:16:01.000 Freedom Tower, and then Midtown.

01:16:05.000 So you change my location to Midtown.

01:16:08.000 Midtown, New York.

01:16:11.000 And the distance is seven miles.

01:16:18.000 Well, let's go walking.

01:16:21.000 Walking is...

01:16:24.000 What's the distance?

01:16:25.000 Go.

01:16:28.000 It's cute, it's at night now, because it's nighttime.

01:16:31.000 Overview.

01:16:33.000 One hour, 22 minutes.

01:16:34.000 What the fuck?

01:16:35.000 Show me the amount of time it is.

01:16:39.000 This is annoying.

01:16:40.000 God damn it.

01:16:42.000 How fucking long is it?

01:16:48.000 Right here, you got one mile.

01:16:50.000 One mile?

01:16:51.000 No, I'm...

01:16:52.000 Here's the legend.

01:16:53.000 Here's the legend, and it says this is how much one mile is.

01:16:56.000 So let's see, there's one.

01:16:57.000 Ryan, it says 4.7 miles.

01:17:00.000 Two?

01:17:02.000 Look at the gray there.

01:17:05.000 Well, then where would it be?

01:17:07.000 It's three miles.

01:17:08.000 It's three miles straight.

01:17:10.000 Look, I know, but it just says...

01:17:11.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

01:17:12.000 Yeah, I just did my...

01:17:14.000 It has the one market.

01:17:15.000 Look up 174 Ludlow Street.

01:17:19.000 To One World Trade, right?

01:17:21.000 Yeah.

01:17:21.000 174 Ludlow.

01:17:26.000 I can dox myself, unless you get a time machine.

01:17:31.000 Okay, and then walking distance.

01:17:37.000 Two miles.

01:17:38.000 That's real close.

01:17:40.000 So it's a two-mile walk, so I was probably like a mile and a half, if you were to straighten that out as the crow flies.

01:17:47.000 So I was a mile and a half.

01:17:49.000 He was four and a half miles away.

01:17:53.000 Doesn't sound like a lie to me.

01:17:54.000 And he never said he saw them.

01:17:57.000 And what a weird thing to focus on, too.

01:17:58.000 Like, he didn't see them jumping Off live, he saw them on TV.

01:18:03.000 He only saw the plane hit.

01:18:05.000 I watched the plane hit.

01:18:07.000 So I'm all for trutherism.

01:18:09.000 I'm all for skepticism.

01:18:12.000 I don't take anything for granted.

01:18:14.000 But don't tell me, don't start getting into planes not hitting the things.

01:18:18.000 I watched with my own eyeballs from my roof.

01:18:21.000 I saw the first tower on fire, and I saw the second plane go through the sky, and I watched with my own eyes.

01:18:29.000 It hit the tower.

01:18:34.000 Got it?

01:18:36.000 Felt like Johnny Rotten there.

01:18:37.000 I just had my penis bitten by a flea because I was taking in squirrels.

01:18:44.000 Do you know that happened to him?

01:18:47.000 I did not.

01:18:48.000 Yeah.

01:18:49.000 He was being too generous with squirrels.

01:18:51.000 And I guess he had his penis out, and one of them bit him.

01:18:56.000 Sheesh.

01:18:58.000 That's pretty rotten, Johnny.

01:19:00.000 Speaking of Johnny, we got Jonathan on the line.

01:19:04.000 Frankly.

01:19:04.000 What's up, dude?

01:19:07.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:19:08.000 Hey, guys.

01:19:10.000 I guess it's kind of a suggestion for the circular filing cabinet there, but hear me out.

01:19:19.000 I personally think it would be hilarious if some of the artists out there could find her, even if that's possible.

01:19:26.000 But Mikey, our friend, it would be abjectly hilarious if we could do a remake of that with her at the door and Ryan answering the door and her hollering trying to get Gavin to let her get a subscription for this funny idea?

01:19:51.000 The same chick?

01:19:52.000 So we just switch out Ryan with the Mexican?

01:19:57.000 Yeah, and have her trying to get a year of subscription to censored TV.

01:20:04.000 And who's she?

01:20:06.000 The same girl?

01:20:10.000 Yeah, if the autists could find her and track her down.

01:20:14.000 Oh, if we could actually get the real girl.

01:20:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:16.000 Because we did find her, and she had a bunch of head tattoos and was a weird lesbian.

01:20:22.000 Did you know that?

01:20:27.000 That does ring a bell.

01:20:29.000 Yeah.

01:20:30.000 All right.

01:20:30.000 Thanks for calling.

01:20:31.000 Great suggestion.

01:20:32.000 We really enjoy it.

01:20:37.000 Now we've got Chris.

01:20:39.000 I don't know if it's the booze, but I spend so much time on this show doing the shittiest drawings I'm deeply ashamed of.

01:20:48.000 And they don't really sell.

01:20:49.000 Hey.

01:20:50.000 Like, the auction isn't doing that great.

01:20:53.000 What's up, dude?

01:20:56.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:20:58.000 I got another suggestion for the suggestion box.

01:21:01.000 Oh, great.

01:21:02.000 I'm cold, and I need to warm myself up with some cool flames.

01:21:10.000 Ryan gets his own show.

01:21:12.000 Yeah, we tried that.

01:21:13.000 It was called Ryan's Mailbag.

01:21:15.000 It was a shocking catastrophe.

01:21:19.000 He talked for 15 minutes about his shitty taste in music, like Gloria Estevan and fucking Ingy Malmstein.

01:21:28.000 He was on watching.

01:21:30.000 It had more ratings than some of the other shows on the network, which was very surprising.

01:21:35.000 Like what?

01:21:36.000 It beat out Friday Nights Alright.

01:21:39.000 It beat out some other interesting shows at the time.

01:21:45.000 And we were all shocked.

01:21:46.000 And I remember I was like, wow, it still sucks.

01:21:48.000 And I don't want it on the site.

01:21:50.000 Nor does anybody else.

01:21:52.000 Because it's an embarrassment.

01:21:54.000 However, it did have better views than some of the more premium shows on the network.

01:22:00.000 Some of the more expensive shows.

01:22:01.000 Is that true?

01:22:02.000 Yeah.

01:22:03.000 Like, was it the debut of Friday Nights All White?

01:22:05.000 Do you know that?

01:22:06.000 It was out for a while.

01:22:08.000 Wow.

01:22:09.000 It had found its niche.

01:22:13.000 Yeah.

01:22:13.000 Well, maybe it's because we always talked about how terrible it is.

01:22:16.000 Maybe.

01:22:16.000 It's like a cringe hate watch.

01:22:18.000 Yeah, like Gary Delabonte's book sells like hotcakes because they keep talking on Stern about how terrible it is.

01:22:28.000 That's amazing.

01:22:29.000 Yeah, I have no urge to do it.

01:22:32.000 I have time.

01:22:34.000 No time, exactly.

01:22:36.000 I mean, I thought about a game show type thing where I do a bunch of different little on-the-street things.

01:22:40.000 I got some pretty good concepts.

01:22:41.000 Like, one is do like a cash cab, reverse cash cab button Uber.

01:22:46.000 So I take an Uber and I quiz them, and depending on how good they do, I give them their reward and a tip.

01:22:51.000 Could be fun.

01:22:52.000 Along with.

01:22:53.000 I've asked some questions like, what's eight times seven?

01:22:56.000 56.

01:22:57.000 So I'll go to Union City, New Jersey.

01:22:59.000 They only speak Spanish there, and I speak a little Spanish.

01:23:02.000 So I'm going to do an English quiz, and I'm going to start making it harder and harder.

01:23:06.000 And so first they win, like, maybe $3, and then, like, for $100, what does inquisitive mean?

01:23:12.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:23:14.000 And it's to teach them a lesson that they're better off learning English because all the opportunities.

01:23:20.000 Yeah.

01:23:21.000 I'm sure they would go.

01:23:22.000 That was a wake-up call.

01:23:23.000 Thank you.

01:23:23.000 I am going to get a textbook now and try to get my head out of my arse.

01:23:29.000 They're always saying arse.

01:23:32.000 Those Mexicans.

01:23:35.000 All right.

01:23:36.000 Bye.

01:23:36.000 Oh, one more thing.

01:23:37.000 Nope.

01:23:40.000 That's so rude.

01:23:43.000 Oh, one more thing.

01:23:44.000 Nope.

01:23:45.000 Rude, huh?

01:23:46.000 That reminds me of our new show we're announcing on Friday.

01:23:49.000 Don't do it there.

01:23:52.000 Well, couldn't you?

01:23:53.000 No.

01:23:54.000 No, don't.

01:23:56.000 Done.

01:23:58.000 Ow!

01:23:58.000 No, babe!

01:24:00.000 What?

01:24:01.000 Babe, you're on.

01:24:04.000 Hello?

01:24:05.000 Hello?

01:24:07.000 Sorry about that.

01:24:10.000 It's alright.

01:24:10.000 No problem, dude.

01:24:11.000 Everyone makes mistakes.

01:24:13.000 Anyway, we're gonna.

01:24:15.000 Me and my new wife are gonna watch the video version tomorrow.

01:24:20.000 Wondering if we can get a greatest hits request.

01:24:23.000 I remember I couldn't find it.

01:24:26.000 You tell us how to make a boy.

01:24:28.000 We're trying to make babies and we're trying to make a boy.

01:24:30.000 So I'm wondering if you could do a quick relapse of that for us.

01:24:34.000 Relapse.

01:24:35.000 Yeah, no problem.

01:24:37.000 So, basically, the premise of making a girl is a boy or a girl is getting the sperm to the ovaries.

01:24:49.000 For some reason, the sperm that makes girls is very ambitious.

01:24:56.000 You can fucking jizz out the window right now.

01:24:59.000 The sperm will go ding-dong, ring your buzzer, crawl back up the stairs, find your wife when she's asleep, go up her leg, go in her cunt, and make a girl.

01:25:09.000 Well, with the boys, you have to take the sperm and drop it at the front door like an orphan who is in a basket and will die in the next four hours of hypothermia unless you pick them up.

01:25:22.000 So you drop it off at the door, you ring the doorbell, and you run away.

01:25:28.000 That's true.

01:25:29.000 So how do you do that?

01:25:31.000 Well, you do standing doggy.

01:25:37.000 So it's not normal doggy.

01:25:43.000 You're standing up as you do it.

01:25:46.000 And instead of going like eh, you're going more like up and down.

01:25:51.000 And you're going plunge, plunge, plunge, plunge.

01:25:56.000 And going so deep that the top of your dick is touching her cervix.

01:26:01.000 Plunge, plunge, plunge.

01:26:06.000 And she's, meanwhile, she's like, oh.

01:26:10.000 Like, it's not a very friendly lovemaking.

01:26:13.000 And then when you jizz, your full downward plunge, right?

01:26:18.000 And you empty your seminal vesicles into her ovaries.

01:26:24.000 And then you hold it there, still standing.

01:26:29.000 It's primal.

01:26:31.000 Fill her up.

01:26:32.000 She's drenched in jizz.

01:26:33.000 And then you don't pull out.

01:26:36.000 Now you can finally relax because it's quite a workout.

01:26:39.000 It's good for your core.

01:26:40.000 You collapse on top of her like two collapsing lawn chairs.

01:26:45.000 And now you lie down.

01:26:47.000 You're both flat like a used mousetrap.

01:26:50.000 And you lay with her there for like 30 seconds with your dick 108% in her vagina.

01:26:59.000 And give it like 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4.

01:27:03.000 Give it a good like 15 seconds.

01:27:06.000 And then you can pull out and lie back and go, oh, I think that one took.

01:27:14.000 It's not a joke.

01:27:17.000 Right on.

01:27:18.000 Thank you for your advice.

01:27:20.000 Hello, you got a bass.

01:27:21.000 No, no hands.

01:27:23.000 Goodbye.

01:27:24.000 Thanks for calling.

01:27:28.000 Cello, you got a bass?

01:27:30.000 Somebody want to talk about drugs.

01:27:32.000 What you want to talk about drugs for?

01:27:34.000 What you know about drugs?

01:27:37.000 Hey, Druggo.

01:27:39.000 Smokeo, you're on the line.

01:27:41.000 You're on the air, sir.

01:27:43.000 Sup, fuck.

01:27:47.000 What's going on, guy?

01:27:49.000 So, so, Gavin, I want to fuck you with my heels on, first of all.

01:27:53.000 That's happening.

01:27:55.000 Okay.

01:27:57.000 My favorite drug, I'm sorry, I'm crying from laughing from this previous expose on how to make a boy, but I want to say my favorite drug is LSD, and I loved your book, Death of Cool.

01:28:09.000 I want to know one of your most memorable experiences about doing acid.

01:28:14.000 Oh, shit.

01:28:18.000 I mean, there's acid and shrooms, they both sort of blend together.

01:28:22.000 I remember, okay, I got a good acid story.

01:28:24.000 This isn't in the book, I don't think.

01:28:26.000 But we were in Montreal, me and this dude Adam, and we were micro-dosing and doing Coke.

01:28:30.000 So we had Swiss Army scissors, and we had the square, and we're just taking like the tiniest pieces off and taking them and partying and having fun.

01:28:39.000 And it gives you this false sense of energy, and you can destroy the world, and everything's going to be awesome.

01:28:45.000 So Montreal goes late.

01:28:47.000 Montreal goes to 4 a.m.

01:28:49.000 And around like 3, we were totally fucking ready to rock.

01:28:53.000 Like 3 felt like 3 p.m., not 3 a.m.

01:28:57.000 And I go, let's go to Toronto.

01:29:00.000 And he's like, yeah, why not?

01:29:01.000 I go, I got a car.

01:29:03.000 There's this black chick who likes me there.

01:29:06.000 Her roommate knows you and thinks you're cute, blah, blah, blah.

01:29:09.000 We'll go there.

01:29:10.000 We'll fuck them.

01:29:11.000 We'll party all night.

01:29:12.000 We'll fucking get wasted.

01:29:14.000 Whatever.

01:29:14.000 Now, Toronto is four hours at least from Montreal.

01:29:20.000 Maybe five.

01:29:23.000 So if you want to leave at 3 a.m., you're going to roll into town at 7 fucking a.

01:29:31.000 So we're driving through blizzards.

01:29:32.000 And you know, you drive through a blizzard and the snow is doing that thing where it scoops up.

01:29:36.000 You know that thing?

01:29:38.000 Yeah.

01:29:38.000 It's hitting the air and it's like going, and you kind of get hypnotized by it, especially if you're wasted.

01:29:45.000 We're drinking, doing Coke, micro-dosing.

01:29:47.000 And I'm seeing these snowflakes go, whoosh, whoosh, whoop.

01:29:53.000 It's nighttime.

01:29:54.000 That's not nighttime.

01:29:55.000 So all you see is your lights make the snow goop, weep, weep.

01:30:00.000 And so we drive and it's fun and we're laughing.

01:30:03.000 And, you know, you just drive slower if it's a blizzard, whatever.

01:30:06.000 So we roll into Toronto at around 8 a.m.

01:30:11.000 Now that's too casual.

01:30:12.000 It's much more intense.

01:30:13.000 It's like zoom, zoom, zoom.

01:30:18.000 And they're not ready to rock.

01:30:22.000 It's 7.30 in the morning and they have no room.

01:30:25.000 It's a one-bedroom apartment.

01:30:26.000 One girl's sleeping on a pullout.

01:30:28.000 The other girl's in her bedroom.

01:30:31.000 So Adam, I think, sleeps on their couch.

01:30:34.000 Maybe with the girl.

01:30:36.000 I slept in the car, in the back seat, with a blanket over my head.

01:30:40.000 And every time I pulled the blanket back, I'd see local kids who were looking in the window.

01:30:45.000 It was a fucking catastrophe.

01:30:47.000 And the moral of the story is...

01:30:50.000 I will build a great, great wall.

01:30:53.000 Yeah, you make dumb decisions when you're high, especially on acid.

01:30:57.000 Although, there is no joy at the tavern as great as the road there too.

01:31:02.000 And that drive was one of the funnest moments of my life.

01:31:07.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:31:08.000 Who's next?

01:31:11.000 Yeah, who next?

01:31:12.000 Who next, fuck?

01:31:14.000 What motherfuck is next?

01:31:16.000 Mike?

01:31:19.000 Mike, you're on the line?

01:31:21.000 No, I was just wondering if, you know, you talk a lot about the friends that you had that turned their backs on you, you know, because of politics or Trump or whatever.

01:31:31.000 And I was just wondering if any of those ever came back and realized they were wrong.

01:31:36.000 None.

01:31:37.000 They never do.

01:31:38.000 That'll never happen.

01:31:39.000 And if you have lost friends to all this Trumpism, don't hold your breath.

01:31:45.000 But, you know, I was talking to Joe Biggs about this the other night because I had been talking to Faith Goldie about stuff.

01:31:52.000 And she's such an ironclad pal.

01:31:55.000 And I had her back when all her shit hit the fan.

01:31:58.000 And she knows that, you know, she has my back.

01:32:03.000 And I just thought, yes, it sucks that you lose your pals with this kind of bullshit.

01:32:08.000 And it's disheartening to know that the people you thought were cool people are actually just fucking pussies and would happily throw you under the bus if, you know, it was a war situation, like with the Nazis, and someone,

01:32:24.000 and you said, can I stay here?

01:32:25.000 The Nazis are looking, they'd be like, fuck you.

01:32:28.000 They would not have your back.

01:32:30.000 So the beauty of this kind of separating the wheat from the chaff culture that we live in is, yes, you realize your best friend when you were in high school is a fucking loser cuck, but you end up with this like Transformers team of ironclad robots who will stand by you no matter fucking what.

01:32:50.000 And that's a good feeling.

01:32:52.000 So it sucks at first.

01:32:54.000 It's sort of like being in hoarders where they throw out all your stuff and you're like, that guy could have been a pal one day.

01:33:01.000 That guy, I might have hung out with him.

01:33:03.000 I kind of like that guy.

01:33:04.000 Oh, we went to a bar once.

01:33:06.000 And the hoarders people go, no, we're separate.

01:33:08.000 We're throwing all of these shitty friends in the dumpster.

01:33:11.000 And then you're stuck with like real dudes who want to hear you out, who you feel comfortable around, who you feel safe around.

01:33:19.000 And that's a privilege in many ways.

01:33:22.000 Anyways, thanks for calling.

01:33:27.000 This is Jay Packer.

01:33:30.000 Is the Jay for fudge?

01:33:34.000 Yo, this is Jay Packer.

01:33:35.000 I got a hot or not.

01:33:37.000 Ryan's mom.

01:33:39.000 Ouch.

01:33:40.000 What's that?

01:33:41.000 Oh, it's a hot or not?

01:33:45.000 So we're trying to decide if Ryan's mom is hot or not?

01:33:50.000 Yeah.

01:33:51.000 Yeah, I'm not really into that subject.

01:33:54.000 Thanks.

01:33:55.000 Yeah, me neither.

01:33:56.000 Yeah, that's not a good idea.

01:33:57.000 You weirdo.

01:33:58.000 Goodbye.

01:33:59.000 Thanks for calling.

01:34:00.000 Let's do your mom, dick.

01:34:06.000 Liam.

01:34:08.000 Let's go speed doll for the next 25 minutes.

01:34:13.000 What's up, Liam?

01:34:16.000 Hey, G-Dog.

01:34:17.000 I've always been jealous of your early years as a punk rocker, and I know you've said that you believe a mosh pit is healthy for a young man, and I think as a whole, punk rock let you be part of something and gave you an identity.

01:34:27.000 It's important for adolescents.

01:34:29.000 So do you have any scoops on groups or genres that are comparable to the old punk scene today?

01:34:34.000 Yeah, Proud Boys.

01:34:36.000 It's fucking fun, dude.

01:34:38.000 I mean, you see that the media trashes the group and says that everything's evil.

01:34:43.000 But, you know, you hang out with these guys at Westfest and it's some of the best jokes, some of the best fights, some of the best everything I've ever had.

01:34:53.000 And it's cool hanging out with people who are also being terrorized.

01:34:55.000 Like I met a dude at the last Westfest and he said, yeah, every time my dog barks, I walk over to the window ready to roll.

01:35:03.000 And I was like, and he goes, the thing I like about Westfest is no one understands that.

01:35:08.000 Like most people hear their dog bark and they just go, okay, I guess we got some mail.

01:35:12.000 But every time I hear my dog bark, I'm that Malcolm X picture where he's pushing back the curtains with the gun.

01:35:18.000 And this guy felt the same way.

01:35:20.000 He's like, it's nice to be around other people who feel equally, you know, down for whatever.

01:35:26.000 Anyway, give the Proud Boys a jingle.

01:35:29.000 Next.

01:35:33.000 Give the PBs a J. It's not funny.

01:35:36.000 I hate when you do that.

01:35:38.000 We got Sergio.

01:35:42.000 Sergio.

01:35:44.000 Hello?

01:35:45.000 Hi, Sergio.

01:35:47.000 Hey.

01:35:48.000 Yo, what up, man?

01:35:50.000 I'm a senior in high school.

01:35:51.000 I'm that Trump sign guy.

01:35:54.000 I don't know if you remember that.

01:35:56.000 Oh, he put all the signs outside of the high school?

01:35:59.000 Like, like 45 of them.

01:36:00.000 Remember?

01:36:01.000 Oh, yeah, he had a million signs.

01:36:02.000 That was cool.

01:36:05.000 Yeah, well, I'm a senior, and so this is my last year, and I'm really torn about college.

01:36:13.000 But the thing is, I know what you say about trade school, but I really don't want to have a trade.

01:36:21.000 I really don't know what to do.

01:36:24.000 I don't really want to be a plumber.

01:36:27.000 And it's not like a thing or anything.

01:36:30.000 But what about a carpenter?

01:36:31.000 What about an electrician?

01:36:32.000 What about any kind of general contractor?

01:36:37.000 I think it's...

01:36:39.000 I just, I'm not that kind of guy.

01:36:42.000 I guess I know you say about, you know, there's creative things in it, but I really don't want to just be a blue collar worker.

01:36:48.000 Have you ever had a job?

01:36:49.000 White-collar worker.

01:36:51.000 Yeah, yeah, I make a cook.

01:36:55.000 And you don't want to pursue that?

01:36:58.000 No, I hate it.

01:37:01.000 So what are you going to take in school then?

01:37:05.000 What's that?

01:37:06.000 What are you going to take in school?

01:37:10.000 You'll probably laugh.

01:37:13.000 Sounds like I will.

01:37:14.000 Music.

01:37:15.000 Music.

01:37:17.000 Like classical music?

01:37:21.000 Yeah, maybe music theory or music production.

01:37:25.000 Well, that's just fucking retarded.

01:37:28.000 Like, you can do that on YouTube.

01:37:30.000 You could.

01:37:30.000 You really could.

01:37:31.000 Yeah.

01:37:32.000 everything that your school can provide for you is on YouTube.

01:37:35.000 Why would you pay anyone money?

01:37:36.000 Definitely not theory.

01:37:37.000 Music production, maybe, but I failed music theory, and I'm a guitar god, so it doesn't really help you.

01:37:44.000 You know?

01:37:46.000 Well, I'm torn.

01:37:48.000 I don't want to end up on the waysides of a troubled artist living on the street.

01:37:54.000 Like, you did that.

01:37:56.000 You became something without college, without a trade.

01:38:01.000 Yeah.

01:38:02.000 You know, it's not like you became a plumber.

01:38:05.000 No.

01:38:06.000 No, I ended up in media.

01:38:09.000 But that had zero to do with school.

01:38:12.000 0.000.

01:38:16.000 I think Cook has a great job.

01:38:17.000 Well, how do I get out of the normal workforce of, you know.

01:38:23.000 You basically got to do a bunch of different jobs and see what starts clicking.

01:38:28.000 Like tomorrow I talk about Shackelford's rules, and you'll see that on the Thanksgiving episode.

01:38:34.000 But basically, trial and error.

01:38:36.000 Like, see what stimulates you.

01:38:38.000 And the only way to do that is to do a bunch of different jobs.

01:38:41.000 And if music stimulates you, what do you do?

01:38:43.000 You play guitar?

01:38:46.000 Yeah, I play a couple instruments.

01:38:48.000 I'm better than Ryan.

01:38:49.000 No, you're not.

01:38:50.000 Do you rap?

01:38:51.000 You rap, right?

01:38:52.000 Yeah.

01:38:53.000 You're better at me than rap.

01:38:54.000 No, I don't.

01:38:55.000 You do vocals?

01:38:56.000 I remember that.

01:38:57.000 No, I don't.

01:38:57.000 Oh, okay.

01:38:58.000 No.

01:38:59.000 You guys are putting out music.

01:38:59.000 Put out music.

01:39:00.000 And then be a cook.

01:39:00.000 You're not a guitar player than Ryan.

01:39:03.000 You're not.

01:39:03.000 But anyway, so.

01:39:04.000 And that's cute.

01:39:05.000 And I like the confidence.

01:39:07.000 But no, you should honestly be a cook.

01:39:09.000 A lot of cooks, a lot of people that do music and fun shit are cooks, and then they just make their money that way.

01:39:14.000 And it's a bunch of outsiders.

01:39:17.000 Of course it sucks.

01:39:17.000 It stinks.

01:39:18.000 You go home all stinky.

01:39:20.000 I mean, everything sucks.

01:39:21.000 I was at the gym today boxing, and it was like, I hate this.

01:39:27.000 Like, I hate hitting the heavy bag.

01:39:29.000 I hate doing weights.

01:39:31.000 I hate it.

01:39:31.000 And then I feel like a million bucks after.

01:39:33.000 Everything sucks.

01:39:35.000 That's part of being a man.

01:39:36.000 Yeah, no, I get that too.

01:39:39.000 But it's not the kind of suck that you go home and you're like, well, I feel good.

01:39:43.000 Or you get your check and you're like, well, I feel good.

01:39:45.000 It's kind of like, that sucks.

01:39:47.000 And then you get your check and you go, oh, that wasn't worth it.

01:39:50.000 Okay, I understand that.

01:39:51.000 And that's true.

01:39:52.000 You got me there.

01:39:53.000 But this whole idea that you're going to take musical theory in school and that will lead to anything.

01:39:59.000 No, no, no.

01:40:01.000 Music production is really...

01:40:04.000 There's a school in my town that is one of the best schools in the country for production.

01:40:10.000 For production, for making albums.

01:40:12.000 The industry collapsed this year.

01:40:13.000 And nobody, my girlfriend just said everybody that was in music programs, none of them could find jobs because the industry collapsed this year.

01:40:20.000 Because everyone can do it themselves.

01:40:21.000 You could learn it from home.

01:40:22.000 You could totally learn it from home for free.

01:40:27.000 Don't go to...

01:40:28.000 Look, I'll accept your anti-trade articles.

01:40:31.000 I mean, arguments.

01:40:32.000 I'll accept everything you said, but you haven't given me an argument for going to school.

01:40:40.000 Yeah, and I totally agree.

01:40:42.000 I don't really know why I would other than to prolong the transition from high school to real life.

01:40:52.000 Yeah, why are you trying to prolong that?

01:40:56.000 No, I'm not, but I feel like that's the only way if I haven't figured out what I want to do.

01:41:01.000 Oh, so you want to go to college to hide?

01:41:04.000 No, I guess maybe subconsciously, but that's what I'm trying to figure out.

01:41:09.000 If I don't want to hide, but I don't want to go to trade school.

01:41:14.000 So it's...

01:41:15.000 Just work more, dude.

01:41:16.000 Just work more.

01:41:18.000 You know, when you do a job that's really physically strenuous, you end up figuring out stuff about yourself.

01:41:25.000 Like when I was a bike messenger, I don't know, I was in such incredible shape that I started refocusing exactly what I want to do with my life because I was like...

01:41:34.000 Totally.

01:41:35.000 I was almost a boxer.

01:41:36.000 I was on the ball.

01:41:37.000 Like, I was in incredible shape and I could see my life clearly.

01:41:43.000 You gotta clean your room.

01:41:45.000 Clean your room.

01:41:46.000 Do a job that's bloody methodical so you can let your mind go free and think about what your next move is.

01:41:52.000 Of course you bloody don't want to do cooking.

01:41:54.000 Hell.

01:41:55.000 I don't even like putting a hot pocket in the toast.

01:41:58.000 I don't even like food.

01:42:00.000 I like meat.

01:42:02.000 I ate a cracker and my daughter had a black flip.

01:42:06.000 What?

01:42:07.000 All right.

01:42:07.000 Thanks for calling.

01:42:08.000 That's enough of you.

01:42:10.000 Figure it out.

01:42:10.000 Yeah, go plan some more signs.

01:42:14.000 Andrew.

01:42:17.000 Android.

01:42:23.000 If this is correct, this is a very funny call.

01:42:25.000 Name is Andrew.

01:42:26.000 Topic is Pro Coles.

01:42:30.000 Like the store.

01:42:33.000 But his phone sounds like it's in a whale's blowhole.

01:42:37.000 But now, can you hear me now?

01:42:38.000 Yes.

01:42:38.000 Yep.

01:42:40.000 Awesome.

01:42:41.000 All right.

01:42:42.000 Well, this is my first time calling.

01:42:44.000 A lot of you guys listen to the show all the time.

01:42:48.000 So one thing that Gavin mentioned at the beginning of his show was do not attack your sister.

01:42:54.000 Ask her questions instead.

01:42:56.000 Right.

01:42:56.000 And I'm assuming that this sister is probably left-wing if you're not going to, you know, you're not going to dig into her stuff.

01:43:02.000 And a lot of left-wingers are in favor of green stuff, electrifying everything, making cars all electric, right?

01:43:12.000 Yeah, because electricity is magic.

01:43:14.000 It comes from outer space, and it's free energy.

01:43:18.000 There is no source for electricity.

01:43:22.000 It's just, it's a magical lightning bolt that appears from the sky.

01:43:28.000 Exactly.

01:43:29.000 But that's what they think.

01:43:31.000 And so you should ask her questions, very specific questions.

01:43:34.000 There are numbers out there on where does electricity come from, right?

01:43:39.000 So you can ask her, you can start off with, how much does the average American household use in kilowatt hours?

01:43:46.000 She might not know what that is, but she won't know what it is.

01:43:48.000 You can say it's the average daily use is 30 kilowatt hours, right?

01:43:53.000 Okay, whatever that number is, 30.

01:43:55.000 Okay?

01:43:56.000 And if you want to switch everybody to an electrical vehicle, Tesla's most efficient battery by the EPA is rated if you drive 50 miles, it's going to use 15 kilowatt hours.

01:44:09.000 The house uses 30, and you're going to use 15.

01:44:16.000 I think you're getting way too deep in the woods.

01:44:19.000 I would say instead of getting into that kind of specifics, you just say, yes, I also am interested in electric cars.

01:44:28.000 I hear it's a lot cheaper, and I don't want to spend money on gas.

01:44:33.000 My problem is that as far as like your carbon footprint, I heard, and you're dumb, by the way, you don't know, you just heard.

01:44:44.000 I heard that the money, the energy comes mostly from coal, and they're actually the coal they burn is just as much as the gas dad's car burns.

01:44:59.000 So when I heard that, it turned me off.

01:45:02.000 And then she's going to say, that's not true.

01:45:05.000 And then you're going to go, oh, okay, well, then I do like electric cars.

01:45:09.000 Then you drop it.

01:45:11.000 And then three days later, when she's back in Seattle, you say, here's the article where I got that silly idea.

01:45:20.000 I guess they're wrong.

01:45:22.000 And it's a like Wall Street Journal, Business Insider, Washington Examiner, something reliable saying, yes, electric cars use, you know, 10% more fossil fuels than fuel-efficient gas cars.

01:45:38.000 That, I think, is the way.

01:45:39.000 Because our families are splitting.

01:45:41.000 Our crazy sisters are leaving the family.

01:45:44.000 And yelling at her and calling her a bitch is not helping.

01:45:52.000 Yeah, I don't want to call anybody any bad names.

01:45:55.000 I just don't think that they want to go all electric and stuff and they want to get rid of oil.

01:45:59.000 And it's like, okay, I get that, but you've got to understand you can't switch.

01:46:03.000 You can't just say, we're going to electrify the grid with solar and with wind because when everybody gets home after commuting all day all around all over the place and they plug their car into the into the wall,

01:46:18.000 that's when the sun's going down.

01:46:20.000 That's when solar is taking a dump.

01:46:21.000 That's when wind is taking a dump.

01:46:23.000 So all that's falling off of the cliff and everybody's plugging this massive demand into their wall.

01:46:30.000 Yeah, good point.

01:46:31.000 But isn't the solar and the wind stored?

01:46:35.000 Like, it's not like it's live.

01:46:37.000 No.

01:46:39.000 No, it's not stored.

01:46:40.000 I mean, you can store it maybe in giant batteries, which cost a fortune.

01:46:44.000 Or you can store it with like, with like gravity batteries in terms of like dams, like hydroelectric dams, but like no one does that.

01:46:51.000 That's not a thing.

01:46:53.000 Oh, I didn't realize that.

01:46:54.000 So when you get this solar and this wind, it has to be fresh out the pipe?

01:47:00.000 Mm-hmm.

01:47:04.000 I mean, I had just assumed that all electric cars are bullshit, so I didn't look into it, but that's interesting.

01:47:10.000 It's funny how, wasn't Gavin Newsom saying, turn off your AC this summer?

01:47:18.000 Sounds about right.

01:47:20.000 Yeah.

01:47:20.000 Well, anyway, my advice is you're dropping too many truth bombs.

01:47:24.000 I can take them because I'm skeptical, but your sister can't.

01:47:30.000 So please do not hit her with a million carpet bombs of logic.

01:47:35.000 I'll take this fucking shit.

01:47:36.000 And keep it silly and interrogative.

01:47:39.000 And then later you can email her the truth, which is that you were right and she was wrong.

01:47:47.000 Well, that was just, I would like to make it long and condensed and slowly bring her out of her shell, but I just wanted to make it super condensed for you guys because I know it's getting close.

01:47:57.000 All right, dude.

01:47:58.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:47:59.000 I will eat your ass.

01:48:00.000 Nip thicker.

01:48:02.000 This drawing.

01:48:03.000 Is anyone going to want this?

01:48:04.000 It's terrible.

01:48:05.000 But you spoke about it.

01:48:06.000 Here's the thing.

01:48:07.000 It's like people have a connection to it since it's been such a thing throughout the show.

01:48:10.000 You're like, oh, I hate it.

01:48:12.000 I'm working on it.

01:48:14.000 Like, you know.

01:48:15.000 Look at how terrible these drawings are.

01:48:16.000 Especially one of the callers.

01:48:17.000 One of the callers would be like, I called in the show and I got the thing from the thing.

01:48:21.000 I got the terrible, shitty, ratty, blue-haired dad he did on math.

01:48:26.000 What is that?

01:48:27.000 It's just a guy on math who's like your deadbeat dad.

01:48:32.000 Not your deadbeat dad.

01:48:34.000 My dad, he's got a new Instagram and he looks like a smoker.

01:48:39.000 Ooh.

01:48:40.000 What, your dad?

01:48:41.000 Yeah.

01:48:41.000 He's like, trying to make sexy pictures of him?

01:48:43.000 Yeah, he's got like a new hair dude.

01:48:45.000 Is he single?

01:48:46.000 I don't think so.

01:48:47.000 You don't think so?

01:48:48.000 No, I don't think so.

01:48:49.000 So why is he trying to make himself sexy?

01:48:52.000 Maybe he's...

01:48:52.000 Who is he sexy for?

01:48:54.000 Maybe he's like Singar Sasing.

01:48:57.000 What's his name?

01:48:57.000 Let's see it.

01:48:58.000 No, well, I'm not going to dox him, but here's a.

01:49:02.000 I just.

01:49:04.000 Oh, show me.

01:49:05.000 There's no picture of me.

01:49:06.000 Not a lot of Ryan Rivera's here.

01:49:08.000 There's no pictures of me here.

01:49:10.000 But this is his new hairdo.

01:49:12.000 I'm going to try to crop this in a way that nobody can find him and bother him.

01:49:18.000 Because he'd be upset.

01:49:19.000 Then he'd hang out with me less if they're like...

01:49:22.000 Less than zero?

01:49:23.000 Making people pause on me.

01:49:25.000 Oh, my God.

01:49:25.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:49:27.000 He looks so good.

01:49:29.000 He never had bangs like that before.

01:49:30.000 So I'm like, is he going in a new direction here?

01:49:33.000 That was really blurry.

01:49:35.000 He's rebranding.

01:49:36.000 Ooh, that's a sexy shot.

01:49:39.000 Is he tall?

01:49:41.000 Not very much.

01:49:42.000 Maybe like two inch taller than me.

01:49:45.000 So, wait, so you're five, what, seven?

01:49:49.000 I'm a good soaking wet.

01:49:51.000 5'9?

01:49:52.000 So he's 5'9?

01:49:53.000 I'm like 5'6, probably.

01:49:56.000 Okay.

01:49:56.000 I'm a runt.

01:49:59.000 Who do we got here?

01:50:02.000 Matt.

01:50:03.000 Nothing wrong with Matt.

01:50:07.000 Matty.

01:50:09.000 Hey, how's it going, guys?

01:50:10.000 Hey, man.

01:50:12.000 Hey, I got a question for you, but I want to preface it with a couple of things.

01:50:17.000 My question is, God forbid, Kamala Harris becomes president.

01:50:24.000 And the whole statement of banning frack and no new fracking.

01:50:30.000 I work in the oil field in northeast Pennsylvania.

01:50:33.000 I bring the wells to production.

01:50:35.000 And I was talking in the shop today with all of my co-workers and told them: hey, guys, don't worry about it.

01:50:42.000 During the first term of Obama, we did very well.

01:50:47.000 Do you think that they actually want or will ban fracking and ban the oil field in America?

01:50:59.000 No.

01:51:00.000 I think that Biden and Kamala Harris are like Justin Trudeau.

01:51:03.000 They talk a big game, and then, because Justin Trudeau tried to cancel oil sands, and then someone went, oh, that's 7,000 jobs.

01:51:14.000 And he went, okay, we're not doing that.

01:51:16.000 No.

01:51:17.000 So I think that Kamala and Biden see fracking the way like Mark Ruffalo does, where it's a few dangerous mines in upstate New York that will turn them into Flint.

01:51:31.000 Like three towns will become Flint.

01:51:33.000 They don't realize how much of it is in, where is it now?

01:51:36.000 Like Ohio, Texas.

01:51:38.000 It's not just Pennsylvania, right?

01:51:42.000 Yeah, no, it's all over.

01:51:44.000 I mean, the Marcellus and Utica Shale are Pennsylvania through Ohio, and it's even in upstate New York.

01:51:52.000 And that's some of the largest reserves in America, actually in the world.

01:51:58.000 Isn't that where we get 70% of our natural gas?

01:52:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:52:04.000 And furthermore, I worked on the well that supposedly got contaminated, and the guy was able to light his faucet on fire.

01:52:13.000 Guess what?

01:52:14.000 He did that back in the 70s.

01:52:16.000 Yes.

01:52:17.000 Burning Springs, New York is called Burning Springs because back in the 1800s, they noticed when they threw a match into a natural spring, it lit on fire, and I believe it's still on fire today.

01:52:30.000 This natural methane.

01:52:32.000 In upstate New York, around these shale areas, you don't put a candle in the bathroom after you take a shit because the methane from the water will blow your bathroom door off.

01:52:44.000 That's why people frack there.

01:52:47.000 These people are rubes.

01:52:49.000 Yeah.

01:52:50.000 These people are boobs.

01:52:52.000 They don't know what they're talking about.

01:52:53.000 You're so right.

01:52:54.000 I think that they like the sound of things where you're like, hey, we're going to outlaw anyone.

01:53:00.000 Everyone who says the word nigger goes to jail.

01:53:03.000 And then you go, that sounds nice.

01:53:05.000 And then someone's going to whisper in their, actually, 99% of the people say nigger are black.

01:53:10.000 And they go, oh, we're not doing that.

01:53:12.000 So they like the idea of ending fossil fuels.

01:53:15.000 They'll get one little reality check and they'll go, oh, 90% of our, or 70% of our natural gas comes from that?

01:53:22.000 Yeah, we're not doing that.

01:53:24.000 And that'll be the end of that.

01:53:25.000 So in a way, Biden can be good for at least big industries because he has no balls.

01:53:33.000 And, you know, Justin Trudeau, a lot of people in Canada told me they like him because he's such a useless puppet that he doesn't, he can't make terrible decisions because he has no gumption.

01:53:48.000 Well, that's a good point.

01:53:51.000 All right, man.

01:53:52.000 Thanks for coming.

01:53:55.000 Somebody sent in a COVID bumper.

01:53:58.000 And there are two others to look at if you'd like to look at them.

01:54:00.000 I'd love to see them.

01:54:01.000 Here we go.

01:54:07.000 COVID, she shanxing link pink.

01:54:10.000 That's fantastic.

01:54:12.000 And that's a yes.

01:54:14.000 Some of these are so good that I want to just put them on a random fucking loop where we don't use the same one every time.

01:54:23.000 Oh, that's fun.

01:54:24.000 Because we have like five awesome feminisms.

01:54:26.000 This one's feminism, I believe.

01:54:32.000 Feminism.

01:54:36.000 That's a fucking win.

01:54:38.000 Okay.

01:54:39.000 You know what that first part was from, right?

01:54:41.000 No.

01:54:41.000 Sam Hyde's show when he was on TV.

01:54:46.000 Back before he was canceled.

01:54:47.000 You tripped my wife by the gynos.

01:54:53.000 These are great.

01:54:54.000 That one sucks.

01:54:55.000 I like that one.

01:54:56.000 Now it reeks.

01:54:56.000 That felt like very adult swimmish.

01:55:00.000 And then here's a jingle.

01:55:02.000 Okay, never mind.

01:55:02.000 That's the same one.

01:55:03.000 All right.

01:55:04.000 All right.

01:55:04.000 Next columns.

01:55:07.000 Takatoto.

01:55:08.000 Okay.

01:55:11.000 Oh, somebody wrote into the mailbag.

01:55:14.000 They said they know where my dad was when that picture was taken.

01:55:16.000 It's Waikiki.

01:55:17.000 They're like, I know that place anywhere.

01:55:19.000 Pretty cool.

01:55:20.000 Olivia, talking about the gays.

01:55:22.000 By the way, the phones have been full.

01:55:24.000 35 lines have been full the entire show.

01:55:27.000 Wow.

01:55:28.000 Yeah.

01:55:29.000 Olivia, gays.

01:55:32.000 Hey, guys.

01:55:33.000 I was wondering why all of my friends are gay.

01:55:37.000 Why what?

01:55:40.000 Why all of my friends are gay?

01:55:43.000 Where do you live?

01:55:46.000 I live in Florida, but these are friends from high school.

01:55:52.000 And I'm finishing up college, so obviously everyone I know is super liberal.

01:55:58.000 But now they're all gay, too, when they weren't before.

01:56:03.000 So are these men sucking dicks?

01:56:08.000 No, like, I have a few gay friends who are men, but now, like, one of them was roommates with two other girls I knew from high school and then some other people they know.

01:56:20.000 And now everyone in that household is gay when they weren't before.

01:56:24.000 Gay, like, lesbian?

01:56:27.000 Yeah, they can't, like, one became lesbian, but she said she likes men, like, she's attracted to men, but she just hates going on dates with them and she can't emotionally connect, so she's a lesbian.

01:56:39.000 Yeah, I think I know what's going on.

01:56:42.000 We've ruined men with birth control by making birth control convinces a woman that she's in her first trimester.

01:56:50.000 And women in their first trimester don't want to be around alpha males.

01:56:53.000 They want to be around their brother because it's someone who will protect them but not want to fuck them.

01:56:59.000 So you end up promoting this beta culture, and these women pretend they like that, but then they go on a date, they're like, This guy's a pussy.

01:57:07.000 So then they say they're gay, but what they really mean is like they want to hug, and men don't know how to hug them properly because they're too gentle.

01:57:16.000 So they just go with some chick who like they have weird, stupid, gross lesbian until graduation sex.

01:57:24.000 So they're not gay.

01:57:25.000 It's just that we've ruined men.

01:57:30.000 Yeah, well, now all of my girlfriends are gay, so they think I am too.

01:57:36.000 Okay.

01:57:37.000 Well, welcome aboard.

01:57:39.000 I'm gay too.

01:57:40.000 Thanks for calling.

01:57:41.000 I want to be a woman.

01:57:43.000 All right, Bob.

01:57:45.000 She seems nice.

01:57:46.000 I like that.

01:57:47.000 You're a gay woman, yeah.

01:57:49.000 There's a certain voice.

01:57:51.000 It's hard to explain, but I just, I like that voice she had.

01:57:56.000 It's kind of like it's still feminine and sexual, but it's also a buddy.

01:58:02.000 Right.

01:58:02.000 It's hard to explain.

01:58:05.000 Asian Steve.

01:58:07.000 Okay.

01:58:09.000 Oh, hi.

01:58:10.000 Oh, hi, Mark.

01:58:13.000 Oh, hi, Mark.

01:58:14.000 Yeah, how's it going?

01:58:15.000 Yeah, I just wanted to talk about just the music industry is absolutely destroyed.

01:58:21.000 I toured for over 10 years as a guitar tech all over the world, and everyone is out of work, basically.

01:58:30.000 And it's just all the music that's out now is terrible.

01:58:33.000 It's all this crappy hip-hop shit that you can make on a computer.

01:58:37.000 No one is playing shows, and we can't for at least a year.

01:58:41.000 As far as I know, the people at Ticketmaster are saying like one more year, and then requiring COVID tests and getting the vaccine and all this kind of shit.

01:58:53.000 And it basically just, it makes the culture horrible.

01:58:56.000 There's no more stories of like, you know, people just being on tour and being pirates and doing outlandish shit, which people like to hear, but not anymore, apparently.

01:59:06.000 Just get canceled if you talk about that.

01:59:09.000 Yeah, like Ozzy's snorting ants.

01:59:11.000 But you sound like you're talking about too many different things at once here.

01:59:15.000 So there's political correctness.

01:59:17.000 There's rap taking over rock because it's easier to produce, I guess.

01:59:23.000 And then there's COVID.

01:59:26.000 Yeah.

01:59:27.000 Which is a...

01:59:28.000 You know what I was saying to my kids the other day?

01:59:30.000 I was talking about all these people getting canceled, like Dream, what were they called?

01:59:34.000 Dream Machine?

01:59:35.000 Dream Machine and Ty Richards and all these bands where BBQ or BBQT.

01:59:42.000 The bassists will say, I don't know, maybe you should enforce immigration.

01:59:45.000 Then that whole band is banned.

01:59:47.000 There was the record label that used the term Boogaloo.

01:59:51.000 They were banned, right?

01:59:52.000 They didn't mean Boogaloo like Boogaloo Boys.

01:59:54.000 They meant Boogaloo like whatever it is, Louisiana shrimp.

01:59:57.000 And they were banned.

01:59:58.000 So now we're at a point with indie rock where you know when you see a band, every single person on that stage hates Trump.

02:00:06.000 And they're pro-Biden, they're pro-trans, just like you.

02:00:09.000 And that's like Soviet.

02:00:11.000 So that's one problem.

02:00:12.000 Secondly, we have another problem where we have...

02:00:17.000 Are your armpits reeking up this entire studio?

02:00:20.000 No.

02:00:20.000 Did you have a shower today?

02:00:22.000 Sure did.

02:00:24.000 Secondly, we have COVID that is preventing live music.

02:00:29.000 So that would be the death of music if it was, you know, 1977 in London.

02:00:35.000 That's a major problem.

02:00:36.000 And then third, we have technology getting so good at home recordings that people don't feel like making rock anymore.

02:00:44.000 So it feels like your profession is hit with three major neutron bombs.

02:00:51.000 Yeah, I know, you know, I know a lot of bands that they actually, they put out a record this year and they can't tour on it.

02:00:58.000 So it was almost worthless for them to do all that work.

02:01:01.000 You know what I mean?

02:01:02.000 And it's like, okay, cool.

02:01:03.000 What do we do?

02:01:04.000 We sit on a record or we make another one, I guess?

02:01:06.000 I don't know, in hopes that next year we can go back out.

02:01:09.000 Like, what do you do at that point?

02:01:12.000 Right, because, you know, concerts are dangerous.

02:01:15.000 Concerts are dangerous.

02:01:16.000 Let people fucking, you know, mosh and get hurt.

02:01:19.000 And who cares?

02:01:22.000 And, yeah, 100% of musicians' income these days is the live shows.

02:01:29.000 They don't make any money on records anymore.

02:01:31.000 And now they took the live shows away.

02:01:35.000 Yeah, it's really disheartening just because now it's just like people do the live stream thing and it's like, hey, look at me in my bedroom playing acoustic guitar.

02:01:45.000 And there's nothing sexy or dangerous about that.

02:01:48.000 And that's starting to become normal.

02:01:50.000 So people are into that now and being more kind of beta about everything.

02:01:56.000 Eventually it defines the culture.

02:01:57.000 How about all this new talk of concert venues when they do get going again?

02:02:02.000 Part of your way to get in will be a COVID test on your phone that shows that you've done it.

02:02:10.000 Yeah, they're going to do, I know some people at Live Nation, they were talking about doing a QR code type scenario.

02:02:19.000 You know what I mean?

02:02:20.000 Where you get their test and all of a sudden they scan it.

02:02:23.000 It's like scanning your ticket twice.

02:02:25.000 You know what I mean?

02:02:26.000 And that sounds draconian.

02:02:29.000 Yeah, it's horrible.

02:02:31.000 This is supposed to be fun and people forget.

02:02:34.000 Even sporting events are so they're tanking.

02:02:37.000 Now, I don't know if you saw that on Saturday they have the Tyson fight and they're saying that there's not allowed to be knockouts.

02:02:43.000 They got to be two-minute rounds.

02:02:45.000 Like what is that?

02:02:46.000 Like, no.

02:02:47.000 We want to see them fight.

02:02:50.000 Is that going to be available on normal demand?

02:02:52.000 I think I have Verizon.

02:02:53.000 Can I get that on Verizon?

02:02:55.000 Or do I have to buy it on the internet?

02:02:58.000 I think it's a $50 pay-per-view thing.

02:03:01.000 I'm Richard.

02:03:02.000 I don't mind that.

02:03:04.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm going to watch it, of course, but the only cool thing was Tyson said he's going to disobey the rules and try to knock out Boyd Don.

02:03:13.000 Yeah, I saw him crying his eyes out the other day saying, I just, I haven't had that creature released, and I've been holding it in all these years, and it's like the Hulk.

02:03:23.000 And once that beast comes out, I won't be able to control him.

02:03:25.000 That's why I'm crying right now, because I'm scared I'm going to kill someone.

02:03:29.000 He's going to kill somebody.

02:03:30.000 He might kill somebody.

02:03:31.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.

02:03:33.000 You should join a guitar club.

02:03:35.000 Okay, that's the last call.

02:03:36.000 Let's look at Tyson crying.

02:03:38.000 I'm going to contact him and see if I could recruit him.

02:03:42.000 We need guitar tech for our guitar club.

02:03:44.000 Oh.

02:03:45.000 Our Zoom club.

02:03:47.000 We had Chris from Trapped.

02:03:49.000 I studied them all.

02:03:50.000 I know the art of fighting.

02:03:52.000 I know the art of war.

02:03:53.000 That's all I ever studied.

02:03:55.000 That's why I'm so feared.

02:03:57.000 That's why they feared me when I was in the ring.

02:03:58.000 Because that's all my...

02:03:59.000 I was an annihilated.

02:04:01.000 That's all I was born for.

02:04:03.000 I feel like we would be best.

02:04:04.000 Now those days are gone.

02:04:05.000 It's empty.

02:04:06.000 I'm nothing.

02:04:08.000 I'm working on being in the art of humbleness.

02:04:10.000 Can you believe me?

02:04:11.000 That's the reason why I'm crying.

02:04:12.000 Because I'm not that person no more.

02:04:14.000 And I miss them.

02:04:15.000 Because sometimes I feel like a bitch.

02:04:18.000 Because I don't want that person to come out.

02:04:21.000 Because if he comes out, hell is coming with him.

02:04:24.000 And it's not funny at all.

02:04:26.000 It must sound cool.

02:04:27.000 Like, I'm a tough guy.

02:04:28.000 It's just that I hate that guy.

02:04:29.000 I'm scared of him.

02:04:32.000 Whoa.

02:04:33.000 You do not want to even kind of fuck with that guy.

02:04:35.000 Did you just poo your pants?

02:04:37.000 I'm scared of him.

02:04:39.000 I said the same thing when they were talking about, not that I'm in the same universe as Mike Tyson, but when they talked about vaccinating our kids without our permission.

02:04:48.000 And I was like, I'm scared of the Gavin who will be going to that school and what he'll do to like the bricks.

02:04:55.000 Like, I'll just start smashing the cinder blocks.

02:04:59.000 But yeah, the comment says, imagine being so badass you're scared of yourself.

02:05:10.000 All right.

02:05:11.000 So tomorrow's the Thanksgiving show.

02:05:14.000 We got a major announcement on Friday.

02:05:15.000 It's going to be very exciting.

02:05:17.000 And shows Saturday, Sunday, of course.

02:05:20.000 We got Jacob Wall.

02:05:21.000 We got Jim Goad.

02:05:22.000 We got Soph.

02:05:24.000 And we also have you getting fired, getting in trouble, being brave, and never stopping the fighting.

02:05:34.000 I'm in the corner, watching your kids come.

02:05:42.000 I'm right over here.

02:05:44.000 Why can't you see me?

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 27, 2020

GOML LIVE #75 - WE ARE FAMILY

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