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00:00:42.000Every time I hear them, I remember that when we did a feature of them in Vice, in like the mid-90s, I made the headline, The Gramps.
00:00:52.000What a fucking stupid shithead 25-year-old I was.
00:00:59.000I thought I would try something new today.
00:01:01.000Let's try to do a typical get-off-my-lawn show minus the green screen and end an interview.
00:01:07.000and uh do like the mailbag and all that shit all the sections in half an hour and then peace out the freebie part um and continue our shiznit so we'll have a final video at 9 30 the subscribers still have another hour and a half to party and we do them how are you doing by the way you don't seem to be partying very hard no
00:01:31.000I have, speaking of the cramps, I think I got the cramps or something.
00:01:36.000Well you gotta show yourself when you're talking.
00:03:40.000They got the topicals, they got the cartridges, they got the cookies, they got the tinctures, they got the gummies, they got the stem vaporizer.
00:03:46.000You know, I know a girl at a barmaid, one of my pubs I go to, she smokes, I don't think they sell this here, but like CBD pot.
00:03:58.000They don't have the pot, they have the vaporizers.
00:04:00.000Right, which I guess is the same thing, or similar.
00:04:03.000But like, she smokes non-THC pot and gets a buzz.
00:04:07.000And she showed me some and I smelled it and it smelled like weed.
00:04:11.000So this might, like I get the deal with the gummies is you sort of have a pot buzz without the pot buzz.
00:04:18.000Which is probably what we were smoking in the 80s.
00:05:43.000Now, like 500 fucking, like literally 278 pages into it, you hear that there's a long, long sort of underground highway of people just walking, and it's on fire, and it's hot, and then eventually they come to this cliff, and they try to turn back, but they can't because the mob is moving forward, so they slowly topple off into this big lake of fire.
00:06:04.000That's all I could get out of this whole thing!
00:06:25.000And you were eaten by a guy, and you go through his entrails, all around, then you come out in the toilet.
00:06:32.000I had an explosive diarrhea today and there was garden peas in it.
00:06:36.000And as I'm flushing those peas that had just survived this, and all the alcohol and stuff in there, I thought, now he's gotta go on a whole other ride!
00:06:45.000And guess what he has when he eventually ends up back in the Atlantic Ocean?
00:11:05.000I'm so disappointed in American youth that they give a shit about Japanime, which is for little Japanese children, and now it's become an adult thing.
00:11:16.000It's this infantilization of, of not just Western men, but Japanese men, men all over the world.
00:11:22.000You know, all these politics like, fuck Trump, and...
00:11:26.000You can't just be non-racist, you have to be anti-racist.
00:13:02.000They talk fanatically about right-wing patriots with testosterone.
00:13:08.000They don't talk about the Aryan nations.
00:13:10.000But anyone who they deem as a Trump supporter, who doesn't agree with them, and maybe fucks too much, they obsessively comb through these people like me, they comb through my social media, try to find a transgression.
00:13:27.000I call them the Pussy Patrol, because they're pussies on patrol, patrolling the right.
00:14:32.000Well, if there's a risk of me getting caught, I won't.
00:14:36.000You know, they never report on the Aryan nations.
00:14:39.000Or when they're talking about hate, they totally ignore the black Hebrew Israelites.
00:14:44.000And the Covenant Catholic school thing was a great example of that.
00:14:47.000They had the black Hebrew Israelites pick a fight,
00:14:51.000with these Catholic school kids and then the Catholics, everyone started swarming on the Catholic school kids and then they started the tape with the Indian going bong bong bong.
00:15:31.000They kept terrorizing him, and terrorizing him, and calling him a Nazi, and fucking with his life, and coming to his house, and vandalizing his truck.
00:16:57.000If me existing and not being ashamed of myself is to be a Nazi, then I'm a Nazi.
00:17:05.000Now the beauty of the Proud Boys is we say, no, no, no, that's not the ultimatum.
00:17:10.000The Pussy Patrol is giving you a ridiculous ultimatum.
00:17:13.000They're just sad vol-cells, voluntarily celibate, who resent masculinity, resent patriotism, resent pride, so they want you to be on this cuck, nerd, pussy thing.
00:18:00.000If you're looking for the catalyst to the extreme right, then look in the mirror.
00:18:08.000There's also feds going in there and saying, we should kidnap the governor and some sad 20 year olds have been abused by these dumb assholes by the Pussy Patrol.
00:23:19.000So we kept mocking him, kept mocking him.
00:23:21.000Because I always called him the errant thread.
00:23:23.000He's the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.
00:23:25.000Because once you realize that stakeouts aren't 15 minutes, then you realize the FBI told the CNN, told CNN, then you realize that the big deep state is in cahoots with the media.
00:23:39.000And then you realize that we're losing our democracy because the media is a PR firm that works for the DNC and Antifa is their paramilitary wing.
00:23:50.000These groups are supposed to be distinct.
00:23:54.000And David Shortell personifies that hole in the plot.
00:23:58.000So I look him up the other day, because in the movie, An Honest Thief, they have, no, it's just called Honest Thief.
00:24:05.000In the movie, Honest Thief, they have a fed who's doing a stakeout and he's eating a hot dog and feeding his dog a hot dog, which is cannibalism.
00:24:12.000And you can tell that he's been in the car for like 30 hours.
00:24:16.000Go, that's a stakeout, not 15 minutes.
00:24:19.000Don't sleep at a hotel the night before an early morning bust.
00:26:32.000So they can't break each other's balls.
00:26:34.000So now Katie, when she's like, oh, fuck off.
00:26:36.000It would be normal bar room talk and you're used to it.
00:26:39.000Now when she says something like, you're fat, you're lazy, you go, and you have a heart attack.
00:26:44.000Like at the gym, we're constantly shitting on each other.
00:26:48.000Huey comes in the other day and he just had a helmet on, so his hair's all messy, and Gary goes, you got low water pressure in your apartment?
00:27:35.000I looked in the share folder, also nothing.
00:27:37.000By the way, speaking of KFC movie being a fake, not really a fake, but it's well aware of itself, it's being ironic, this is a joke too.
00:27:46.000I was excited, but I looked it up and it's not a thing.
00:27:50.000Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to trans women.
00:27:54.000I'm glad that jokes like this exist because people need to be reminded that when you have your dick cut off and you make a vagina, the flesh inside is rotting and it smells like poo poo.
00:29:43.000But were Canadian delegates there and were they spies?
00:29:46.000So he asked the government to send them the information about that.
00:29:49.000They accidentally send him a compendium of all their past two years of behavior, like this thick.
00:29:58.000And the other crazy part about this TMI document drop, they WikiLeaked themselves, is they blacked out all the most important stuff, but they made it grey.
00:30:13.000So all you have to do to read the band shit is squint.
00:30:21.000So, as he's reading all the grey shit, he discovers that Canada is training China in cold weather warfare.
00:30:32.000And America has officially objected to this.
00:30:35.000And Canada's went, why, because it makes Trump mad?
00:30:39.000No, dude, because China's our enemy and you're training our enemies to kill us.
00:31:24.000Are pressuring the Canadian Armed Forces to work closely with China's People's Liberation Army.
00:31:31.000These documents show that even after China kidnapped two Canadian citizens, Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor,
00:31:38.000Trudeau has made protecting the feelings of China's dictator Xi Jinping a priority for our armed forces.
00:31:53.000Maybe that doesn't surprise you, but these documents also reveal that Trudeau has been sending Canadian troops to China to participate in that country's propaganda displays.
00:32:05.000And most incredible of all, Canada has been training Chinese military troops at our military colleges in Canada, and unbelievably,
00:33:55.000So I'll just thaw one like once a week and we have our fancy meat night.
00:34:01.000And the Christmas giveaways today when we take the callers, which you're not going to hear if you're listening this for free, we have a Bubba and Hank's prize pack, a BeardVet prize pack, and a Johnny Apple prize pack.
00:34:13.000Caller number two also gets this triple prize pack deal.
00:34:19.000So don't forget caller number one and caller number two.
00:34:23.000I guess, you know what, we should end with at least one segment that we usually do on the show.