Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 04, 2021


GOML LIVE #79 - MERRY CHRISTMAS!


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 18 minutes

Words per Minute

156.26086

Word Count

21,564

Sentence Count

2,323

Misogynist Sentences

71

Hate Speech Sentences

104


Summary

Julian and Matt are back from their Christmas break and ready to celebrate the holiday season. They talk about their favorite Christmas songs, their favorite holiday traditions, and what they're looking forward to in the new year.


Transcript

00:00:45.000 I cut that short because the fucking copyright shit on that must be mental.
00:00:51.000 Mental.
00:00:52.000 Don't hang your coat on the lights in the studio.
00:00:55.000 That's a coat rack now?
00:00:58.000 You get so much shit everywhere.
00:01:02.000 That was Merry Christmas War is Over by John Lennon in 1971, a year after I was born.
00:01:10.000 The beginning of the song, he says, Merry Christmas, Julian.
00:01:13.000 Let's hear what Trump has to say about Christmas.
00:01:15.000 I will build a great, great wall.
00:01:19.000 Well, I hope it doesn't get taken down.
00:01:22.000 Yeah, that was in his hippy-dippy peace and love thing that everyone was into back when I was born.
00:01:30.000 Then he went off, divorced Oko, Yoko, and was with a four named Tammy Yang or something.
00:01:43.000 It's called his Lost Weekend.
00:01:45.000 Amy Chan.
00:01:47.000 You should be looking that up.
00:01:48.000 What are you doing?
00:01:51.000 The current card, I need to make space on the second card because it's a two-hour show.
00:01:56.000 I gotta get two cards.
00:01:58.000 I didn't know he.
00:01:59.000 That's really weird.
00:02:00.000 I didn't know he divorced Yoko.
00:02:04.000 Yoko was never, like, you're in the Beatles, dude.
00:02:07.000 You should be getting a chick that burns her eyes off.
00:02:10.000 He liked Ronnie Specter.
00:02:14.000 She was cute.
00:02:18.000 Does your camera work?
00:02:21.000 It crapped out.
00:02:22.000 Oh, it already stopped.
00:02:24.000 We're missing a cord.
00:02:26.000 Yeah.
00:02:27.000 No, I don't think those round glasses worked very well.
00:02:32.000 Yeah, we're not talking about his first wife, buddy.
00:02:34.000 We're talking about his mistress, girlfriend, during his lost weekend phase, Amy Chan.
00:02:41.000 Anyway, then he didn't really do anything from 73 to 75, 72 to 75.
00:02:48.000 And then he got back with Yoko, made, yeah, that's her.
00:02:53.000 She looks pretty good there, I gotta admit.
00:02:55.000 But he went back with Yoko, made Sean Lennon, who's an awesome dude.
00:03:01.000 And then he made this song.
00:03:05.000 And sorry, sorry, 71 was the beginning of all this.
00:03:08.000 Then he made that album with her that has all those hits.
00:03:14.000 Like, what's the one with...
00:03:15.000 Give Peace a Chance.
00:03:17.000 Give Peace a Chance?
00:03:19.000 That's the Beatles, you fucking piece of human garbage.
00:03:23.000 Why are you interjecting stuff when you have nothing to say?
00:03:27.000 I could have sworn.
00:03:31.000 No, we played on the show the other day.
00:03:33.000 He ends it with, good night, Sean.
00:03:35.000 Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy.
00:03:40.000 It's got some good hits.
00:03:41.000 And then some weirdo from Hawaii came and shot and killed him.
00:03:48.000 This is the end of the Christmas stuff.
00:03:51.000 We've been wearing Christmas sweaters every day.
00:03:52.000 I don't think this one turns on.
00:03:54.000 I've had Christmas sweaters all week that turn on.
00:03:59.000 And we're leaving you.
00:04:00.000 After this, we're going on vacation, but do not fret.
00:04:03.000 We have jam-packed entertainment the entire time we're gone.
00:04:08.000 And if you want to rob the studio, this is a great time to do it.
00:04:12.000 We will not be here tomorrow.
00:04:13.000 The alarm will be on, but by the time you grab everything, you could probably get out of here.
00:04:17.000 Can you show the ads I made for all the stuff we have coming up?
00:04:21.000 I think it's a separate email I sent you earlier today.
00:04:24.000 Gotcha.
00:04:25.000 Not that you ever check your email.
00:04:28.000 Oh, fuck.
00:04:29.000 I do not.
00:04:32.000 We're not off to a great start.
00:04:36.000 It's weird to have a beer when you're really, really thirsty.
00:04:39.000 It feels wrong.
00:04:40.000 Like you should be having Gatorade or water if you're really, really thirsty.
00:04:43.000 And then you have beers.
00:04:45.000 This should not be quenching your thirst.
00:04:47.000 Make sure you show them in order.
00:04:49.000 But before we get to that, what we're doing when we're gone, let's talk about our oldest sponsor, Johnny Apple CBD.
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00:06:38.000 i think this was after you decided to change them up because this is the the one that you sent it to me.
00:06:44.000 You sent this to me.
00:06:44.000 This is from you.
00:06:45.000 You sent it to me.
00:06:46.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter how they appear in the email.
00:06:47.000 You know how they go chronologically, don't you?
00:06:50.000 What did you work on all day?
00:06:51.000 What were you working on before we did the show?
00:06:54.000 This one.
00:06:55.000 Okay, that's before Boxing Day?
00:06:57.000 In the email, yeah.
00:07:00.000 Take down Johnny Apple.
00:07:01.000 The email is irrelevant.
00:07:02.000 Those are just the pictures.
00:07:04.000 That's not the order they're in.
00:07:06.000 So that's tomorrow?
00:07:08.000 Yes.
00:07:08.000 So this, go back.
00:07:09.000 So tomorrow, Ryan and I are going to be opening presents.
00:07:12.000 It is possibly the worst thing we've ever put on the site.
00:07:16.000 We wanted to show the things close up, so we went up to the camera, put it on auto.
00:07:21.000 Then our cameraman here, Ryan, neglected to put it back into focus.
00:07:25.000 So the focus is fucked the whole time.
00:07:29.000 We didn't have anyone checking the audio.
00:07:32.000 So I guess my dog or something unplugged my audio.
00:07:36.000 My audio sounds like shit.
00:07:37.000 It's mostly coming through Ryan's mic.
00:07:39.000 Only check that out if you're bored.
00:07:41.000 It's pretty short, though.
00:07:42.000 It's probably only like 40 minutes.
00:07:44.000 Yeah.
00:07:45.000 At the most.
00:07:46.000 But it is very low quality.
00:07:48.000 However, what's next?
00:07:50.000 Boxing Day.
00:07:51.000 Traditionally, Boxing Day is December 26th, and it's a British tradition.
00:07:56.000 Canada too.
00:07:57.000 It was originally for going out and taking presents, maybe presents you didn't need that you got for Christmas, boxing them up and giving them to the poor, the less fortunate.
00:08:05.000 We've since changed that, and now it's buying stuff for ourselves, because that's what really, that's what Christmas is really about.
00:08:11.000 Buying stuff for yourself.
00:08:13.000 So on Boxing Day, I'll be teaching you how to box all my tricks.
00:08:18.000 That's a pretty long one, though.
00:08:20.000 How long is that?
00:08:22.000 That's fucking high quality.
00:08:23.000 Get your hopes up for December 26th.
00:08:27.000 I'm considering making it free on this site.
00:08:29.000 Oh, speaking of free, we have a new payment processor.
00:08:33.000 Thank the Lord in heaven above.
00:08:34.000 I got to be honest, I wasn't showing it too much on the show, but I was fretting because I went through maybe 11 banks that said, yeah, of course, yeah, we can do it.
00:08:43.000 But can we see the site first?
00:08:44.000 Oh, there's black people on it.
00:08:45.000 You're not racist.
00:08:46.000 Okay, that's fine.
00:08:46.000 What's your name?
00:08:47.000 Gavin McInnes.
00:08:49.000 Oh, my God.
00:08:53.000 Oh, okay.
00:08:55.000 I'm Charles fucking Manson.
00:08:57.000 My name is Mud.
00:09:00.000 And I had 11 banks tell me to fuck off.
00:09:02.000 I finally got one.
00:09:08.000 So then we have the How to Box on December 26th.
00:09:11.000 And then the beginning of next week, we have a new show called Car Guys.
00:09:16.000 First episode is sort of an introduction to cars, what makes them tick.
00:09:20.000 And then the second episode is like a rock and roll SoCal.
00:09:25.000 You know, the guys with the crazy beards and the gloves with fingerless gloves and the horns and all that shit.
00:09:32.000 We're going to, that's the second episode.
00:09:34.000 Then things get serious on a Wednesday where we go to jail.
00:09:39.000 We visit John.
00:09:42.000 I know the bags look brutal there.
00:09:44.000 That's the lighting and we've been up all night driving.
00:09:48.000 And then on Thursday, so no live show next Wednesday.
00:09:52.000 Then on Thursday, Milo and I watch Withdale and I. That's the part where Withdale is going, are you the farmer?
00:09:59.000 Are you the farmer?
00:10:01.000 And then I says, stop saying that, Whithdale.
00:10:04.000 Of course he's a fucking farmer.
00:10:07.000 It's one of my favorite spots.
00:10:08.000 Hair, hair.
00:10:11.000 Ha, ha?
00:10:13.000 Oh, hair, hair.
00:10:15.000 It's so funny.
00:10:16.000 That movie's great.
00:10:18.000 And I don't think with the commentary, it's a bad way to watch it for the first time.
00:10:22.000 Really?
00:10:23.000 And I think it was great.
00:10:24.000 Yeah.
00:10:24.000 Here's $1,500.
00:10:26.000 What?
00:10:28.000 Let's come on.
00:10:32.000 I just got electrocuted by the headphones.
00:10:34.000 I just got cared by carephones.
00:10:37.000 So that's the good news is you get $1,500, your Christmas bonus.
00:10:40.000 You've got your chest plate.
00:10:42.000 Ow!
00:10:43.000 Oh, that looks so bad.
00:10:46.000 It's made of steel.
00:10:51.000 It's more like a boombox, the bumbox.
00:10:53.000 That's smart.
00:10:54.000 So he's got his bulletproof vest on, which I think the people who make those could take it down a notch.
00:11:00.000 That is thick.
00:11:01.000 It must weigh 40 pounds.
00:11:03.000 And it's thick enough to take like a jet plane to the chest.
00:11:07.000 You're not going to get shot at point-blank range with a 30-odd 6.
00:11:10.000 It should be knife-proof, 22s, not sniper rifles.
00:11:15.000 Relax.
00:11:17.000 Should be 40, 40, 45.
00:11:20.000 My knuckle feels nothing but fire on it right now.
00:11:22.000 With like a Rube Goldberg, in a way, you hit my ass.
00:11:27.000 You punched me in the chest, and then my ass went into the side of the boombox and hurt.
00:11:31.000 Every day, the power, I'm turning into the Hulk.
00:11:34.000 I have to stop because I don't want someone's head to come flying off when I punch them.
00:11:38.000 That's why I wear this to work now.
00:11:40.000 Yeah, you should.
00:11:43.000 It's not like I want to hurt you.
00:11:45.000 But I don't say safety actually.
00:11:47.000 I'm like the dude of mice and men who squished that little retarded boy or a bunny or something.
00:11:52.000 Lenny, yeah.
00:11:53.000 I'm Lenny now.
00:11:54.000 So when people fuck with me, I go, please don't do that.
00:11:58.000 Please run away now.
00:11:59.000 Please go, go.
00:12:02.000 And they go, why?
00:12:02.000 What are you going to do, bitch?
00:12:03.000 Oh, no.
00:12:05.000 Don't call me, bitch, please.
00:12:07.000 Please.
00:12:08.000 They go, that kid is crying, little pussy.
00:12:10.000 Oh, fuck.
00:12:11.000 Here we go again.
00:12:15.000 Oh, you got a webcam going.
00:12:16.000 I got the webcam.
00:12:18.000 Show the people.
00:12:18.000 So isn't there, but they're like, did you mention the caveat?
00:12:21.000 I was nursing my bum wound.
00:12:23.000 Oh, I didn't mention the caveat.
00:12:25.000 So I showed you all those things we have for the next couple weeks.
00:12:30.000 And if Ryan is one minute late on any of them, or they show up and they're half like black, I don't mean like Obama.
00:12:38.000 I mean halfway through it just goes to blackness or there's no sound on them or something.
00:12:43.000 That doesn't count as putting it up.
00:12:45.000 Putting it up means it's up and ready to rock.
00:12:47.000 If they're not up at 9 a.m. every day, you lose $200 of your Christmas bonus.
00:12:58.000 So let me do the math here.
00:12:59.000 If I ruin everything, I still might come away with $100.
00:13:02.000 $300, right?
00:13:03.000 There's six things, six shows.
00:13:06.000 Car Guys is two.
00:13:08.000 Yep, yep.
00:13:09.000 So six times two is 12.
00:13:10.000 It leaves you 300 bucks.
00:13:11.000 Doop, which is almost as much as the stimulus.
00:13:16.000 We'll get to that.
00:13:16.000 We've got some stuff on the stimulus.
00:13:18.000 But yeah, I introduced, I was going to choose this as the intro song.
00:13:23.000 One, two.
00:13:25.000 Who are these guys?
00:13:26.000 They're fun.
00:13:54.000 I know what when I want one day, never mind.
00:13:59.000 Partying.
00:14:01.000 Today's book is The Night Before Christmas.
00:14:05.000 It's got many names.
00:14:06.000 It was originally a poem by an academic named Clement C. Moore, who was kind of embarrassed that his poem was kind of gay, creature-stirring, and all that.
00:14:17.000 I think it helped define Santa Claus.
00:14:20.000 There was Father Christmas, St. Nick.
00:14:22.000 It wasn't that defined back then.
00:14:25.000 And he said, you know, the long beard, the red nose.
00:14:28.000 And then that kind of solidified it because this was such a successful book.
00:14:32.000 And then I think 1832, he wrote it, 1837.
00:14:34.000 He said, okay, it's me.
00:14:36.000 I didn't know it was going to be such a hit.
00:14:37.000 It's illustrated by a young man, Christian Birmingham.
00:14:41.000 He's just like a classic British fine artist, you know, art school kind of guy, illustrator.
00:14:47.000 It's really good illustrations, though.
00:14:48.000 I don't know.
00:14:49.000 It's the perfect kind of illustrations when you're reading a little boy a book or your daughter a book on Christmas Eve.
00:14:56.000 So I'll have to remember to bring that back home.
00:15:01.000 You know what else defines Santa?
00:15:02.000 Let's see if this is ancient Chinese secrets.
00:15:06.000 Coca-Cola.
00:15:07.000 Coca-Cola had this artist they loved who did the first commercial for them in 1931.
00:15:16.000 And he took a lot of it from this poem, Night Before Christmas, The Red Nose, The White Beard.
00:15:20.000 He was always wearing red.
00:15:21.000 That wasn't a new thing.
00:15:22.000 It's not based on Coca-Cola.
00:15:25.000 And he kept, he was with them for 30 years, drawing the same kind of Santa.
00:15:33.000 So that's why we have the Santa we have now, which is why I tell the Jews to go friendly on Santa.
00:15:43.000 Dennis Prager had a good thing on this.
00:15:46.000 I told you I was going to push it this year, but it turns out I keep telling these Jews they need to support Santa because it's not Jesus.
00:15:52.000 He's a cartoon flying from outer space handing presents.
00:15:55.000 So do Hanukkah.
00:15:56.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:15:57.000 But why not have the tree and the little guy, the cartoon Superman?
00:16:03.000 Have him bring presents.
00:16:04.000 It only lasts, they usually grow out of it by eight.
00:16:07.000 And I'm not asking you, the Easter bunny, by the way, would be equally...
00:16:10.000 Actually, you know what?
00:16:12.000 Do the Easter bunny.
00:16:14.000 Why not?
00:16:14.000 It's not Christ.
00:16:15.000 The bunny.
00:16:16.000 The bunny is, it's a pagan thing that we pulled in from the pagans so they wouldn't kill us.
00:16:22.000 But I'm not that adamant about that.
00:16:24.000 Let me think on the Easter Bunny thing first, because that's getting a little too close to Christ.
00:16:29.000 And Christ is the reason for the season.
00:16:31.000 But you can still celebrate, have a tree, and have Santa without saying, I believe in Jesus Christ.
00:16:37.000 In fact, plenty of Christians don't like the Santa thing.
00:16:40.000 The Dominicans here in New York, they think Santa's blasphemous.
00:16:44.000 He's not the reason for the season.
00:16:46.000 Get him out of here.
00:16:47.000 They stay up till like two in the morning on Christmas Eve.
00:16:52.000 Their whole party is tomorrow night, including the kids.
00:16:54.000 So the kids are fucking falling asleep all over the rug.
00:16:57.000 And then they wake them up at midnight.
00:16:58.000 Hey, you fell asleep.
00:17:00.000 Open your presents.
00:17:00.000 They're like, these are great.
00:17:02.000 Okay.
00:17:02.000 And then they fall asleep on their toy truck.
00:17:04.000 The parents keep partying.
00:17:06.000 And then the parents sleep in till like two.
00:17:08.000 They don't have the morning presents thing because that's Santa and Santa is anti-Christian according to them.
00:17:14.000 In other words, it's pretty separate.
00:17:17.000 What does Dennis say?
00:17:19.000 Having Christmas trees in my society.
00:17:21.000 It's a good thing.
00:17:24.000 It's a happier place Christmas time, thanks to Christmas tree and decorations and Santa Clauses and Christmas music.
00:17:30.000 It's all great.
00:17:32.000 This inclusive, this totalitarian inclusiveness.
00:17:36.000 You are a narcissist.
00:17:37.000 Everything must revolve around you.
00:17:39.000 It has nothing to do with inclusivity.
00:17:42.000 It has to do with your hypersensitivity and immaturity.
00:17:46.000 Am I strong enough on I love having Christmas trees in my society?
00:17:51.000 Ron Coleman sent me this picture of him as a kid, and he's always been a raging Jew sitting on Santa's lap.
00:17:58.000 In LA, the LA Jews do Santa.
00:18:01.000 They do Hanukkah.
00:18:02.000 They don't have nativity scenes.
00:18:03.000 That's Ron Coleman.
00:18:04.000 That guy has had 170 different heads.
00:18:08.000 Is that him on the right?
00:18:09.000 That's him in the gold thing that appears to be made by refugees.
00:18:14.000 I don't know who makes his clothes.
00:18:15.000 What?
00:18:17.000 Do you get your clothes from a play?
00:18:18.000 Looks like a party city Halloween store material.
00:18:21.000 Like that nylon.
00:18:23.000 Or it's super thick velour where you don't even need a winter jacket.
00:18:29.000 I think a lot of ginos, Jews in name only, are anti-Christmas just to spite that Trump supporters.
00:18:36.000 And before Trump, it was whatever.
00:18:38.000 Those people.
00:18:39.000 They just, and you see them with like zero Christmas decorations on their homes.
00:18:45.000 Like not even a light.
00:18:46.000 It's a fuck you.
00:18:47.000 Orthodox Jews, Hasidic Jews, they get it.
00:18:50.000 They'll say Merry Christmas a hundred times.
00:18:51.000 They don't give a shit.
00:18:53.000 They get that we're on the same page, basically.
00:18:57.000 But I think Jews in name only are irreligious brats who use their fake Judaism to shit on everything fun.
00:19:09.000 And it's not.
00:19:11.000 It's lame.
00:19:13.000 So if you see a Yarmuka, then say happy Hanukkah.
00:19:17.000 But if you see a dick, then tell them where to stick it.
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00:20:59.000 Speaking of Santa, this like racism culture we're in is so humorless that now they're taking Rudolph and turning it into a remember?
00:21:12.000 Do you remember they're rebooting Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
00:21:14.000 And it's a super heavy story about a guy down his luck?
00:21:17.000 This is a super heavy story about a basketball player from a broken home who has a red nose.
00:21:23.000 His name's Rudolph.
00:21:30.000 This isn't a joke.
00:21:32.000 It is.
00:21:33.000 No, it's not.
00:21:34.000 What?
00:21:35.000 Everyone thought the fresh prince of Bel Air, which is called Bel Air, you should look that up too.
00:21:40.000 We'll replay that.
00:21:41.000 Everyone thought that was a joke.
00:21:42.000 It's real.
00:21:43.000 This is real.
00:21:53.000 Does every male wish he had a deeper voice?
00:21:56.000 I don't know, Trebby.
00:21:57.000 I think Howard Stern fucks with it on his mic because you hear his old things.
00:22:01.000 He's like, hey, come in the studio.
00:22:02.000 Can we see your tits?
00:22:03.000 And now he's like, hey, Robin.
00:22:11.000 He goes, that other school is an hour walk from here.
00:22:15.000 Yeah?
00:22:16.000 An hour walk?
00:22:18.000 That's like three miles.
00:22:19.000 Yeah.
00:22:20.000 On a bike, that would take you 10 minutes.
00:22:24.000 Three miles?
00:22:25.000 How is an hour walk from here?
00:22:27.000 Not far on a sleigh.
00:22:29.000 Who wrote this?
00:22:31.000 I would have to walk over three miles to get to school.
00:22:34.000 A paraplegic with a broken wheel?
00:22:36.000 And the bus doesn't come to this part of town.
00:22:38.000 Hmm, if only they'd invented the bicycle.
00:22:43.000 The neighborhood?
00:22:44.000 I'm working two jobs just to get my car out the shop.
00:22:49.000 You have a zero time inspiration for fighting.
00:22:52.000 What?
00:22:53.000 They were fighting Rudolph because he wouldn't play in their basketball games.
00:22:59.000 That's the only thing that isn't the same as reindeer is black.
00:23:03.000 Just get a job.
00:23:04.000 I can help you with rent.
00:23:05.000 Watch Zuri.
00:23:07.000 School ain't for me, Pops.
00:23:08.000 You're not dropping out of school, Rudy.
00:23:11.000 Look, I know it's hard, son.
00:23:13.000 Why'd you name your son Rudolph?
00:23:14.000 Are you really into German culture or something?
00:23:20.000 Or is it Norwegian?
00:23:21.000 Remember what she said.
00:23:23.000 Always lead with your heart, not your fists.
00:23:27.000 And your nose.
00:23:30.000 Hello?
00:23:30.000 I want you to go work for Santa Claus.
00:23:36.000 And then, of course, the kids start picking on him.
00:23:40.000 What's up, man?
00:23:41.000 You need to go see a mechanic or something.
00:23:45.000 Engine lights on.
00:23:47.000 It's kind of a good joke.
00:23:49.000 If you're going to be teasing kids with red noses, that's in the top 4% quality briffs your engine light is on.
00:23:56.000 Anyway, you get the picture.
00:23:59.000 It goes on and on like that.
00:24:01.000 Speaking of Norwegian, by the way, well, that's in racism.
00:24:04.000 We'll get to the Norwegian thing in a second.
00:24:05.000 We got to still cover the stuff that's sitting at my feet here.
00:24:09.000 I finally got my cop sweatshirt.
00:24:11.000 This is 1.6.
00:24:14.000 This took three weeks to make.
00:24:16.000 So it's not the most topical thing anymore.
00:24:19.000 It's not a CBD topical.
00:24:21.000 But look, we've got Val K969.
00:24:26.000 So the story is, back in, I don't know when, I think the late 80s, Detective George Cachevalle, sorry if I mispronounced his name, was shot in line of duty.
00:24:40.000 So they named a canine unit after him.
00:24:42.000 I don't think he was in the canine unit.
00:24:43.000 He just liked it.
00:24:44.000 And then they made these sweatshirts for the canine unit.
00:24:48.000 And some teacher just happened to have it on.
00:24:50.000 It's a thick sweatshirt.
00:24:51.000 It's really, really warm.
00:24:54.000 You can get them at...
00:24:57.000 What's it called?
00:25:00.000 I should have included the link to order them.
00:25:01.000 That was stupid of me.
00:25:03.000 But you can get them.
00:25:04.000 They're in the Bronx.
00:25:06.000 And they are at a place called Shiznet.
00:25:11.000 Maybe it'll be in my name.
00:25:12.000 Something searchable?
00:25:13.000 Because I can look for it as you tell the tale.
00:25:17.000 NRPD.
00:25:19.000 Oh, fart biscuits.
00:25:26.000 I'm drawing a fucking blanket.
00:25:30.000 I know.
00:25:30.000 I'll look up her name.
00:25:32.000 It's like Bridgeport or something?
00:25:34.000 I'll look up the dead detective's name because I talked to his daughter.
00:25:38.000 I tried to get her on the show, and she kind of, I guess she googled me and said new.
00:25:42.000 Diamondback.
00:25:44.000 Yeah.
00:25:46.000 Diamondback Sportswear.
00:25:48.000 DiamondbackSportswear.com.
00:25:50.000 And they make these shirts.
00:25:51.000 Anyway, teacher wore the shirt and they said to the class, sorry, the principal of the school said the Blue Lives Matter Flag makes some children feel unsafe.
00:26:03.000 And that says a lot of shit, but two things it says to me: is one, hey, children, the cops are bad, they're dangerous, they're evil.
00:26:11.000 And say someone's trying to rape you, don't go to the cops.
00:26:14.000 You just put my kids in jeopardy by telling them that because now I'm scared that they're going to be scared of going to the cops.
00:26:20.000 So fuck you.
00:26:22.000 Secondly, you're saying blue lives don't matter.
00:26:24.000 It's offensive to say blue lives matter.
00:26:26.000 And the irony is, Black Lives Matter is a Marxist organization that burns cities down.
00:26:32.000 It's a scam, and they've made it very clear that what they're really about is dismantling the family.
00:26:37.000 Blue Lives Matter is word for word, face value, what you get.
00:26:41.000 There's no secret dismantling of anything.
00:26:47.000 All right, so we got that.
00:26:48.000 It's fun to wear, but I have trouble with sweatshirts is they're so fucking hot.
00:26:54.000 Do you got scissors?
00:26:55.000 I do.
00:26:56.000 Let's open this box.
00:27:02.000 Oh, I got my knife because I don't know where that is.
00:27:04.000 Yeah, that's better.
00:27:07.000 Why would I prefer scissors to a knife when you're opening a box?
00:27:10.000 Here's a fun box we just got today.
00:27:12.000 Christmas presents.
00:27:13.000 Christmas presents.
00:27:14.000 Hope they don't suck.
00:27:16.000 We'll be in a new studio soon.
00:27:19.000 What?
00:27:20.000 Got it.
00:27:21.000 We'll be in a new studio soon, and we'll be able to store this shit.
00:27:25.000 But as of now, in our little mouse hole, which you only have a couple weeks to rub.
00:27:34.000 I don't know where to store most of this shit.
00:27:37.000 Got a big Proud Boys shirt that says Gavin.
00:27:42.000 Okay, that's fun.
00:27:44.000 I'll have to hide that from the FBI.
00:27:46.000 Stealing our hats.
00:27:48.000 Don't let me do shots or Coke.
00:27:50.000 I should have copyrighted that.
00:27:53.000 I made that shirt in the 90s, and I wasn't kidding.
00:27:56.000 I've got a Proud Boys bowling shirt.
00:27:58.000 That's fun.
00:27:59.000 Some patches.
00:28:00.000 This is way too much shit, dude.
00:28:05.000 American Hero, General Flynn.
00:28:08.000 That's fun.
00:28:09.000 This is like an unboxing.
00:28:12.000 This is from Bobby Pickles.
00:28:15.000 The Poe Boys.
00:28:17.000 Okay.
00:28:19.000 We've got Biden here.
00:28:22.000 Proud Boys Recruiter of the Year.
00:28:25.000 I think he would have to...
00:28:26.000 He's competing with Mark Dwyer, whose shitty sentence with Max.
00:28:30.000 Gave, got a mask and a hat.
00:28:34.000 Boy, this is a lot of shit, dude.
00:28:39.000 What's this?
00:28:40.000 Okay, Loomer?
00:28:41.000 Get it?
00:28:42.000 Like, okay, Boomer?
00:28:44.000 We got...
00:28:48.000 No Sharia in the USA.
00:28:50.000 Laura Loomer.
00:28:51.000 And then it says, incest Omar.
00:28:54.000 She married her brother.
00:28:56.000 No puns there.
00:29:00.000 Jesus, this must be his entire stock.
00:29:03.000 Roger Stone did nothing wrong.
00:29:07.000 My arms hurt from showing you this merch.
00:29:11.000 More Proud Boys stuff.
00:29:12.000 Proud Boys Iran.
00:29:13.000 Oh, I get it.
00:29:14.000 That's funny.
00:29:14.000 Remember, because I ran Iranian hackers use the Proud Boy site.
00:29:19.000 Pardon Roger Stone.
00:29:20.000 That's, I guess, an old shirt.
00:29:23.000 Stand black.
00:29:25.000 Stand by.
00:29:29.000 What's this now?
00:29:30.000 Is there a site?
00:29:30.000 Oh, okay, there we go.
00:29:32.000 On parlor, right?
00:29:32.000 There's probably a link.
00:29:33.000 Guinness is Gaelic for genius.
00:29:39.000 Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong with a really cool background.
00:29:43.000 Look at that.
00:29:44.000 The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of commies.
00:29:52.000 Okay.
00:29:54.000 And then we got fucking.
00:29:58.000 Fuck Antifa.
00:30:02.000 He's got a good graphic designer.
00:30:04.000 It's kind of got a punky look to it.
00:30:06.000 Dirty Judge, my Berman Jackson.
00:30:09.000 I don't really get that.
00:30:09.000 Amy Berman Jackson, Dirty Judge.
00:30:14.000 Oh, she's the one who put Roger Stone in peril.
00:30:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:30:20.000 Kill the Elders.
00:30:21.000 Oh.
00:30:22.000 I like the Elders.
00:30:23.000 I guess there's a civil war going on.
00:30:28.000 Oh, this is a good one.
00:30:28.000 Proud Boys Did Nothing Wrong.
00:30:30.000 I'm a Western chauvinist, and I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world, defending free speech in 1776.
00:30:39.000 Speaking of Proud Boys, god damn it.
00:30:42.000 I got this letter from Max I want to read you.
00:30:46.000 I said, my favorite thing to ask prisoners, and I don't think they enjoy it because they don't want to hear about, they don't want to talk about prison and their charges all the time.
00:30:57.000 They're done with that.
00:30:59.000 So I said to him, what percentage of the guys you meet in there are incompatible with society?
00:31:05.000 Like say a dog, right?
00:31:07.000 Say there's a dog that's been biting people and stuff.
00:31:09.000 Most of them can be retrained with just a little bit of love and just bad conditions, bad owners.
00:31:15.000 I know I'm talking about inmates like their dogs.
00:31:18.000 But I said to him, which ones are irrevocable, incompatible with society?
00:31:26.000 And he said, he sent me back this email.
00:31:31.000 And by the way, I asked Jim Goad that once and he said 5%.
00:31:34.000 5% is a common number because you take away domestics where they were just fighting, but she called the cops because she was mad.
00:31:41.000 Drugs, either you're fighting for territory or you were on drugs or you were robbing someone because of drugs.
00:31:48.000 False accusations, a fight that got out of hand.
00:31:50.000 You know, like people who randomly stabbed a stranger for no reason.
00:31:55.000 Do they belong in there?
00:31:56.000 And even when I went to that penitentiary in Philadelphia, they were talking about murderers and saying most murderers just do it once and they never do it again.
00:32:05.000 So they would have sentences of like five years.
00:32:08.000 And those guys would sit alone with the Bible.
00:32:10.000 They'd learn a trade.
00:32:11.000 They would have a little area in the back.
00:32:12.000 It was very civilized.
00:32:14.000 And the crazy part about that whole experiment is they wanted to retain the person's honor and self-respect.
00:32:21.000 So they didn't follow them after.
00:32:23.000 So we don't know if that worked.
00:32:25.000 But the cage thing is clearly not working because we do have data on that.
00:32:29.000 And recidivism is through the roof in this country.
00:32:32.000 Anyway, why don't you play the mailbag thing, and this will be our mailbag before the paywall.
00:32:37.000 Cool.
00:32:41.000 Ryan shut up, you don't have a dead.
00:32:46.000 Let's turn our eyes together.
00:32:51.000 Let me touch it.
00:32:54.000 Okay, you ready for this?
00:32:56.000 I read it to my sons tonight at dinner, and my youngest boy was like, how long is this?
00:33:03.000 By the way, he says it's about 1%, but he talked to some other inmates.
00:33:06.000 They said about 5% are just, they should be in a cage.
00:33:10.000 They're bad men.
00:33:11.000 Get them, don't put them in society.
00:33:13.000 They cannot be retrained.
00:33:14.000 It wasn't a matter of a bad owner.
00:33:16.000 It's a rabid dog that's going to bite you if you go near it.
00:33:19.000 The ratio of socially compatible slash incompatible people in prison is similar to everyday life in the street.
00:33:26.000 Learning that was quite a shock.
00:33:28.000 The antagonist in everyday life is the bully.
00:33:31.000 Chip on the shoulder, bad attitude, disrespectful, assertive types that deserve to have their dads put a cigarette out on their chest.
00:33:38.000 You don't find those guys in prison.
00:33:40.000 Those guys do pretty good in life.
00:33:43.000 They usually find themselves in places of authority because they can force people to get jobs done.
00:33:48.000 Like I guess they become foremen or managers or something like that.
00:33:53.000 They get their kicks from belittling people.
00:33:56.000 I don't see these people committing crimes past being physically abusive.
00:34:00.000 So for the most part, they aren't robbing banks, cashing checks, selling drugs, and getting caught.
00:34:06.000 They already have their edge.
00:34:08.000 It's the little guy who needs an edge.
00:34:11.000 The ratzo rizzo, this is me talking, ratzo rizzo in midnight cowboy, the little thief, the petty little thief, the Joe Pesci guy.
00:34:21.000 That regular Joe finds a way to make a little extra on the side, takes the risk, and gets caught like a retard.
00:34:27.000 He goes to jail and finds it's mostly full of idiots like him.
00:34:33.000 And then he adds, so it's like weasly guys.
00:34:35.000 And then you go, okay, so it must be a bunch of little weasly dudes with one or two giants that just run the prison.
00:34:40.000 The biggest guy in the prison, right?
00:34:41.000 That's the way it is in the movies.
00:34:43.000 No, being big doesn't mean shit in here.
00:34:46.000 Their faces bleed just as much as anyone when it's all carved up with a can lid.
00:34:50.000 Everyone is dangerous.
00:34:51.000 Everyone has to sleep carefully.
00:34:54.000 Everyone's eyes are in the front of their skull.
00:34:56.000 My point is, the big guy isn't the bully by default.
00:34:58.000 The big guys in here typically eat in their cells because they're self-conscious and don't like people watching them eat.
00:35:03.000 Weird.
00:35:04.000 I would conjecture that they are also sick of fighting all the time.
00:35:07.000 Like in Glasgow, you go up to anyone that's over six feet and you go, I bet you get in a lot of fights with little guys, right?
00:35:14.000 And they'll go, see, see you guys now.
00:35:16.000 I know I have problem with the wee men.
00:35:18.000 I don't have problem with little men.
00:35:21.000 It's true.
00:35:22.000 Every tall guy in Glasgow has to fight once a day.
00:35:25.000 Some little dude who wants to prove himself.
00:35:29.000 Murderers, for the most part, just happened to do it.
00:35:33.000 They weren't any more emotional than anyone else gets when their wife leaves them for another man.
00:35:38.000 They just put themselves in a situation where they can actually go through with it.
00:35:42.000 They are happy and talkative, like a very normal person.
00:35:45.000 Here we go to what he calls the 1%, what other people seem to call the 5%.
00:35:49.000 The people who are incompatible with society are either hell-bent on being gangster or are mentally broken records.
00:35:56.000 People who are mental talk a big game and get their asses beat on the regular.
00:36:00.000 They are pleasant 99% of the time, but then that record spins all the way around and the needle hits the scratch and all of a sudden they want to kill your entire family.
00:36:08.000 They actually do belong in here.
00:36:10.000 Even when they didn't do the crime, they belong in here.
00:36:13.000 But there are so few of them, it seems like a fluke, a glitch in the matrix.
00:36:17.000 One of my good buddies in here was like that.
00:36:19.000 He went to the box recently.
00:36:23.000 A story for another time.
00:36:24.000 Classic, crazy, Italian straight out of the movies.
00:36:26.000 A true killer.
00:36:27.000 No remorse.
00:36:28.000 Just killing.
00:36:29.000 Not a single person took him seriously.
00:36:32.000 99% of these gangstas, that's the other group he was referring to before he got into the broken record guys, say they're going straight when they get out.
00:36:40.000 They don't want to get caught up in the mess again.
00:36:42.000 The problem is they parole right back to the same projects with the same people, same drama, and get into the same trouble.
00:36:48.000 I do know a few of them that are set on getting busy in the streets after they get out, but even they crack once in a while and shout out to no one in particular, I just want to go home and be with my family.
00:37:00.000 There are a lot of people in here that, well, we call them rapos.
00:37:05.000 Mostly they stand out, but on more than one occasion I've got to talking to guys in my electrical class on the walk back to the dorms.
00:37:11.000 Somebody will come up to me and say, you should stay clear of that guy.
00:37:15.000 And I'll be completely caught off guard.
00:37:16.000 Really?
00:37:17.000 No way, that guy?
00:37:18.000 And they go, yeah, that motherfucker wore a dolphin mask and shook his dick at a bunch of nuns on vacation at SeaWorld.
00:37:24.000 And then I go, no fucking way.
00:37:27.000 I believe that was a made-up example.
00:37:29.000 It's like that sometimes, but mostly they stick to themselves, never talk to anyone but each other.
00:37:33.000 So you can tell the type just by looking at the way they move.
00:37:35.000 I never trusted creepy people and I never will.
00:37:38.000 When they looked apart, you know that's what they're in here for.
00:37:41.000 This prison has a lot of them, but that's because the system keeps them concentrated in a few spots.
00:37:46.000 So, to sum it up, prison isn't what people think it is.
00:37:50.000 Living in prison is not a constant reminder that you are being punished.
00:37:53.000 Prison is society away from society.
00:37:55.000 When you fuck up in the big world, you get sent to the small world.
00:37:59.000 People can function in society when they respect others, use formalities, and clean up after themselves.
00:38:04.000 Most prisoners fit that criteria.
00:38:07.000 And then he adds, the people who belong in prison are the ones who drive slow in the fucking left lane.
00:38:10.000 What are you doing, asshole, grandma motherfucker, Toyota Corolla, cocksucker?
00:38:15.000 I think he was trying to end on a moment of levity.
00:38:19.000 All right, so that's in front of the paywall.
00:38:21.000 We still have a lot of news to get to, but I think we've given the freeloaders enough.
00:38:26.000 We were unable to take you on, freeloaders, and indulge you in our services, but we now can.
00:38:33.000 So come aboard and get your fucking friends for Christmas a membership.
00:38:42.000 Get a monthly one.
00:38:43.000 Get a year one.
00:38:44.000 You should get a year.
00:38:45.000 It's $100.
00:38:46.000 And sign up.
00:38:47.000 And they'll be, hopefully they won't watch tomorrow's December 24th Christmas present thing as the first thing.
00:38:53.000 That would be unfortunate.
00:38:54.000 But I think they're going to be very happy with the next week of content.
00:38:59.000 All Right, so that brings us to the way we end every show, which is: get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:39:49.000 Can I take this off yet?
00:39:51.000 I'm anti-sweater starting today.
00:39:54.000 I don't have to wear these for another year.
00:39:56.000 And when we'll be in the new studio next year, we can turn it into a fucking fridge.
00:40:01.000 What are you running around for?
00:40:03.000 You have to go get water?
00:40:06.000 Oh, that's more important.
00:40:08.000 Our tricaster overheats on these long shows.
00:40:14.000 So I was talking about Santa earlier and how he's kind of Norwegian.
00:40:20.000 Jim Gold wrote a great article in Tacky Mag about the oranges and Christmas because a few years ago, Megan Kelly got in big shit for saying Santa's not black.
00:40:29.000 And it's just a fact.
00:40:30.000 I mean, the Easter bunny's not a dog.
00:40:32.000 We're not saying dogs are bad, but Santa's not black.
00:40:41.000 You know, if we would just aerosol that thing out, all the dust would come out and we'd stop having this overheating problem.
00:40:47.000 I'll order some of that right now.
00:40:48.000 What is it called?
00:40:49.000 Dust away?
00:40:50.000 Dust away?
00:40:51.000 I don't think so.
00:40:52.000 Compressed air.
00:40:56.000 Shit, we could cut out.
00:40:58.000 That thing's humming away.
00:41:00.000 You know what's funny?
00:41:01.000 I got that used for $15,000.
00:41:03.000 Brand new now, there may two.
00:41:07.000 The volume has increased.
00:41:09.000 That's true.
00:41:10.000 So, I just sent you a funny email.
00:41:13.000 Don't go on Amazon and buy shit when we're fucking here doing a show.
00:41:18.000 Sorry.
00:41:21.000 Of all the times to finally get around to buying that.
00:41:28.000 It'll write on my notes.
00:41:30.000 Compressed.
00:41:33.000 Oh, you know what was weird?
00:41:34.000 We had to...
00:41:35.000 I didn't get that email yet.
00:41:39.000 When we were shopping around for sites, I mean, for banks, some insider goes, yeah, this sounds political, but also, dude, don't have an auctions link on your site.
00:41:51.000 Why?
00:41:52.000 Banks hate auctions.
00:41:53.000 They're notoriously corrupt.
00:41:55.000 But we don't see the money.
00:41:57.000 The money's over at the auction side.
00:41:59.000 It goes straight to Zenoa.
00:42:00.000 It never touches our hands.
00:42:01.000 I didn't want to touch it because I don't want to get taxed on it.
00:42:04.000 So we had to take that down.
00:42:05.000 So we'll be getting that back up soon.
00:42:07.000 The auctions will be back up.
00:42:09.000 And my notes are for sale, $25 each.
00:42:11.000 It was your idea.
00:42:12.000 I didn't suggest selling my signed notes.
00:42:15.000 Oh, and we're going to have the posters, the timeline posters.
00:42:19.000 Can you go grab that?
00:42:21.000 Those are going to be $100 signed, and I think $20 unsigned.
00:42:28.000 But that'll be, it's right there against the wall.
00:42:36.000 Isn't that nice?
00:42:37.000 Very high-quality paper, too.
00:42:39.000 So I've signed it and numbered.
00:42:40.000 We only made 200 of these.
00:42:42.000 Rare edition.
00:42:44.000 I spelt declaration wrong, as Milo likes to point out, but otherwise everything is correct.
00:42:50.000 I fixed about 10 mistakes before I printed these.
00:42:53.000 So that'll be fun.
00:42:57.000 A very Merry Christmas!
00:43:00.000 My email didn't arrive yet?
00:43:04.000 No.
00:43:06.000 That's not good.
00:43:09.000 You just sent it, right?
00:43:11.000 Yeah, but it's so weird that things have to go to outer space before they can go five feet over to the left.
00:43:19.000 What the hell?
00:43:20.000 So I was talking about how Santa's just got it.
00:43:24.000 This was something my wife just sent me that I think I should share with you.
00:43:28.000 Dad's getting ready for all the shit they need to build and put together.
00:43:33.000 The thing that annoys me about Christmas, like my son wanted this thing last year that was this Hot Wheels fucking castle.
00:43:41.000 It was so huge and it took batteries and the cars would go down this big thing and then go and they go back up the elevator and they go to various, it was like a parking garage, but for us a massive mall that had cool tracks and everything.
00:43:55.000 It took me two hours to get together and I think my youngest boy played with it for two hours total.
00:44:01.000 So it was a project for me.
00:44:03.000 So many of these are a project for me.
00:44:06.000 Yeah, I think that's no, but it's basically that.
00:44:09.000 It's very similar.
00:44:10.000 I think it had King Kong on it.
00:44:13.000 Yeah, it had a gorilla on it who would try to stop you from going all the way up.
00:44:17.000 But these trends with Hot Wheels, and he's over Hot Wheels now.
00:44:20.000 He doesn't care about Hot Wheels.
00:44:21.000 I'm very scared that toys are done.
00:44:25.000 Oh shit, I didn't do a wrap-up.
00:44:28.000 I think we have a post thing where we talk about the collars.
00:44:32.000 Yeah, I think toys are done.
00:44:33.000 I've watched my kids' Christmas lists go brrrrrrr, and it's not because they're getting older.
00:44:38.000 My seven-year-old's Christmas list, when my 12-year-old boy was seven, his Christmas list was this.
00:44:45.000 It was hard to cram it all into one page.
00:44:47.000 There was so much ninja turtle stuff.
00:44:49.000 And then my youngest boys now, my seven-year-old, it's like Roblox, blah, blah, blah.
00:44:54.000 Almost no, I think one or two physical things.
00:44:57.000 We had to push one thing on him.
00:44:59.000 We're like, you should probably ask Santa for one of those electrical motorbikes that you sort of sit on and that can toot around the driveway.
00:45:07.000 He's like, why?
00:45:08.000 I don't know.
00:45:09.000 Santa might really want to get you one.
00:45:11.000 So you have some toys on your thing and it's not all video game shit.
00:45:14.000 But I hereby predict that toys are about to become extinct.
00:45:19.000 That is my prediction.
00:45:22.000 But speaking of Santa being Norwegian, I thought this was awesome.
00:45:25.000 1-7.
00:45:27.000 This guy has a Norwegian first name.
00:45:30.000 He's probably in Norway and their O has a line through it.
00:45:36.000 Oh, we should do the racism thing.
00:45:50.000 Shit.
00:45:52.000 Wait, post-roll.
00:45:53.000 Post-roll means it's after the we drew the paywall.
00:45:57.000 Because Bubba and Hanks, I haven't said that one yet.
00:45:59.000 Is that supposed to go to the free podcast?
00:46:04.000 I could text them.
00:46:07.000 Well, yeah, of course it does.
00:46:08.000 They want to be...
00:46:09.000 Okay, let's make the show end now.
00:46:11.000 Okay.
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00:46:26.000 We have two Christmas giveaways, caller number one.
00:46:29.000 We still get a lot to talk about.
00:46:31.000 Caller number one, Bubba and Hanks Prize Pack, a Beard Vet Prize Pack, and a Johnny Apple Prize Pack.
00:46:36.000 Caller number two gets exactly the same thing.
00:46:40.000 The Bubba and Hanks prize pack, the Beard Vet Prize Pack, and the Johnny Apple Prize Pack.
00:46:46.000 First two lucky callers.
00:46:48.000 First two lucky callers.
00:46:49.000 And Ryan will not forget.
00:46:51.000 No.
00:46:52.000 Okay, so now again, we say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:46:58.000 Right?
00:46:59.000 Then I throw my thing.
00:47:10.000 Okay, so go to 17.
00:47:13.000 This guy has a Norwegian name.
00:47:15.000 Click on the picture.
00:47:18.000 Using zero, so the way you get that Norwegian character on a keyboard is I think you use a zero.
00:47:25.000 But anyway, using that O is a white supremacist giveaway.
00:47:28.000 Giveaway is one word, asshole.
00:47:30.000 We get it, sir.
00:47:32.000 It's we get it, sir, comma.
00:47:34.000 You don't need a comma after we get it.
00:47:37.000 We get it, sir.
00:47:38.000 You think you're descended from uber white Vikings, as opposed to what?
00:47:44.000 What other Vikings are there?
00:47:46.000 The Filipino Vikings?
00:47:49.000 You can just say Vikings.
00:47:50.000 So this is one of my pet peeves when people are telling other people about syntax and then making a million mistakes.
00:47:58.000 So he goes, that O is a letter in the Norwegian alphabet, and it's the first letter in my name.
00:48:03.000 And then someone else goes, skip over the racism to defend Norwegian spelling.
00:48:07.000 Sounds about white.
00:48:10.000 What?
00:48:11.000 What the fuck?
00:48:13.000 It's his name!
00:48:16.000 And similarly, Lauren Chen was on.
00:48:21.000 I don't know.
00:48:21.000 This might be low-hanging fruit.
00:48:23.000 You might be like talking to an eight-year-old, but check out what she learned, that she's not mixed race today.
00:48:29.000 Ready?
00:48:30.000 You're going to have to blow this up.
00:48:31.000 It's pretty amazing.
00:48:32.000 She goes, are you mixed?
00:48:34.000 Yes.
00:48:37.000 So you're black?
00:48:38.000 No, I'm Asian and white.
00:48:40.000 So you're not mixed?
00:48:41.000 Because you're white.
00:48:42.000 What?
00:48:42.000 No, I'm still two races.
00:48:44.000 Yeah, but you're white.
00:48:45.000 That's not what mixed means.
00:48:47.000 If you're not black, how are you mixed?
00:48:49.000 Take that shit out of your bio.
00:48:51.000 And then I guess that means you're not mixed, right?
00:48:54.000 Right.
00:48:55.000 Mixed race.
00:48:57.000 Mixed race means mixed race.
00:49:00.000 I'm mixed between Asian and white.
00:49:02.000 What is a race, you know?
00:49:04.000 No, white is a race, you know?
00:49:07.000 Mixed is black and Asian.
00:49:09.000 Mixed just means mixed race.
00:49:11.000 You can't be mixed and white.
00:49:14.000 You know, I think that comes from like the KKK in the 30s with the one drop rule.
00:49:20.000 Right.
00:49:21.000 And everyone's still running with that, even though, like, everyone on the left is still running with that, even though none of the other people think that.
00:49:28.000 Yo, you got a touch of the tarbrush.
00:49:30.000 Yo, your hair's kind of frizzy.
00:49:32.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:49:34.000 That's the funniest thing about all of these allegations is that it's a thing.
00:49:39.000 There's a really qualified woman who wants to work here.
00:49:44.000 Woman, sorry.
00:49:47.000 By the way, everyone hates our feminism, this cancer thing.
00:49:50.000 Well, do you want to play the alternate?
00:49:51.000 Because we had another one.
00:49:52.000 Yeah, let's do the other one.
00:49:53.000 It's very unpopular, that dancing one.
00:49:55.000 I think they're right.
00:49:58.000 Yeah, she's going to make your company better.
00:49:59.000 You should hire her.
00:50:00.000 You'll all get rich.
00:50:01.000 No, she's a woman.
00:50:03.000 It's 1950, and I'm grabbing my secretary's ass, and she can't do anything about it because we live in a stupid Dolly Parton movie from the 80s.
00:50:14.000 It's just the stupidest allegations.
00:50:20.000 Feminism.
00:50:22.000 Oh, that's a fun one.
00:50:23.000 I don't think I've ever seen that one.
00:50:26.000 Have you, Trump?
00:50:28.000 Believe me, and I am always right.
00:50:32.000 Here's some female cops being useless.
00:50:35.000 Well, they're useless everywhere, but here they are being useless in Belgium.
00:50:39.000 I'll translate for you.
00:50:40.000 Belgium speaks French and Dutch.
00:50:45.000 Hello.
00:50:46.000 So they're.
00:50:46.000 Just pause and go full screen.
00:50:49.000 So they must, they're probably West Africans, so they speak French or Haitians.
00:50:54.000 So they know they have to speak French in this particular illegal party.
00:50:58.000 Maybe this is a, maybe the crime was just having a gathering during COVID.
00:51:08.000 What is this here?
00:51:11.000 Who are you speaking?
00:51:27.000 Everyone stay here.
00:51:29.000 Let's just pause.
00:51:30.000 So she doesn't have a gun.
00:51:32.000 Everyone stay here.
00:51:33.000 It's like 50 Africans.
00:51:36.000 And what does she do?
00:51:38.000 Makes a human barrier, a human wall.
00:51:41.000 Good luck, guys.
00:51:43.000 Good luck getting through that.
00:51:50.000 What do you think is going on in there?
00:52:15.000 I'm going to pretend that's my biggest issue.
00:52:19.000 So let me make him go back to three seasons, but that's where she draws the bomb.
00:52:24.000 It's her line in the stand.
00:52:26.000 You don't care if we just go around you.
00:52:27.000 And once one gets out, he's like, just that's not a law.
00:52:37.000 Like, you don't have police when you can just walk past them.
00:52:40.000 You're not enforcing anything.
00:52:42.000 So then she's had enough.
00:52:44.000 And plus, she knows she's being filmed.
00:52:47.000 So she's feeling herself go viral.
00:52:49.000 Look at this.
00:52:50.000 And then she goes, I got it.
00:52:51.000 I'll hold the door.
00:52:54.000 Because I'm strong.
00:52:55.000 No, you're not.
00:52:56.000 Get the fuck out of my way.
00:53:02.000 You're useless.
00:53:03.000 By the way, she called for backup at one point to the other girl.
00:53:09.000 Ooh, bitch.
00:53:10.000 Get out the way.
00:53:13.000 Okay, there we go.
00:53:14.000 I got it now.
00:53:15.000 Now that everyone's out.
00:53:16.000 They're everywhere.
00:53:16.000 Yeah, go get a bunch of black people.
00:53:19.000 You're not running around.
00:53:20.000 Racial profiling, you're going to have to use that.
00:53:22.000 Oh, there's two dummies are left.
00:53:28.000 They should be arrested for being slow at escaping.
00:53:31.000 Also in feminism news, this is 2-0.
00:53:35.000 The Boy Scouts have a new angle.
00:53:37.000 They're all girls.
00:53:41.000 Imagine if they had a club for girls.
00:53:43.000 We could name it, wait for it, Girl Scouts.
00:53:46.000 They could sell cookies.
00:53:47.000 Why are they 38 years old?
00:53:50.000 Aren't you supposed to be a kid?
00:53:51.000 I guess those are the leaders.
00:53:53.000 This is sort of like what the left does.
00:53:55.000 Like Republicans will make a little county and the schools will be good and crime will be low.
00:53:59.000 And they'll go, ooh, that looks good.
00:54:00.000 I want to move there.
00:54:01.000 Then they move there, vote for socialists, ruin the place.
00:54:04.000 It sucks.
00:54:05.000 The taxes are way too high.
00:54:06.000 The property value starts plummeting.
00:54:08.000 And then they go, oh, we got to get out of here.
00:54:10.000 And they move to a new place and just keep ruining things like locusts.
00:54:15.000 That's what women do.
00:54:16.000 And it's especially the type of woman who wants to join the Boy Scouts is going to be, how would you say this, a cunt?
00:54:23.000 Yeah, she's going to be a cunt.
00:54:26.000 And so you don't want to be around her if you're in the Boy Scouts.
00:54:29.000 So that's yet another thing they wrecked.
00:54:32.000 And they, I mean, the far left.
00:54:38.000 And then my final piece of fun info for feminism is a great way to become a woman is to rape your daughter.
00:54:50.000 Federal judge, this is not the B, not the Babylon B. Federal judge says your taxpayer dollars will be used for a sex change on a man who repeatedly raped his own daughter.
00:54:59.000 It's possible he did it to get the sex change.
00:55:02.000 He thought, I'll go to jail, then they'll have to pay for it.
00:55:05.000 Sex changes are like $100,000, and then they'll have to cut my dick off and do that.
00:55:09.000 Unbelievably complicated operation.
00:55:12.000 No wonder it's $100,000.
00:55:16.000 That's not a joke, what I just showed you.
00:55:18.000 That's an actual thing.
00:55:19.000 That's the clown world we're living in, where Norwegians can't use the letters in their name, and men rape their children so they can get their dicks cut off.
00:55:30.000 All right, let's jump to Trump.
00:55:34.000 Do not allow anyone to tell you that it cannot be done.
00:55:38.000 I'm gay for Trump.
00:55:40.000 And I love you.
00:55:43.000 And yes, together, we will make America great again.
00:55:55.000 Here was a great quote on the stimulus package.
00:55:58.000 Apparently, Trump's saying, what?
00:56:00.000 He's spending all these trillions and you have 600 bucks per American?
00:56:07.000 And so he says, that's stupid.
00:56:08.000 We should veto it and force it to be at least two grand and cut the Pakistani gender studies.
00:56:14.000 You know, what every reasonable person in the country has said.
00:56:17.000 So Amy Klobuchar, who ran for president, if you recall, this woman is not some crazy outsider no one's ever heard of.
00:56:25.000 Let's check her out with Rachel Maddow.
00:56:29.000 On the Judiciary Committee.
00:56:31.000 Senator, thanks for joining us on such a bizarre night.
00:56:33.000 I appreciate you making time.
00:56:35.000 Of course, Rachel.
00:56:36.000 I thought it was a good idea.
00:56:37.000 It was bizarre to object to a 5,000-page bill that we were given three hours to read.
00:56:47.000 With my tree.
00:56:49.000 And here we are.
00:56:50.000 And I just hearing these stories, it is literally you to the FBI, screw you to all these lying prosecutors.
00:56:57.000 These are the hardest cases to make against sitting congressmen.
00:57:01.000 They did this.
00:57:02.000 They put them away for good reason.
00:57:04.000 And all of these cases, they're so disparate, right?
00:57:07.000 They don't really have an organizing principle.
00:57:09.000 But what they have in common is what Mike Schmidt pointed out earlier in your show.
00:57:14.000 And that is that 88% of these pardons are somehow related to Donald Trump or his political goals.
00:57:20.000 And it is corruption through and through.
00:57:23.000 Okay.
00:57:25.000 It was corruption that got the...
00:57:26.000 Was Roger Stone rightfully convicted?
00:57:31.000 What did he do, Amy?
00:57:32.000 Tell us what he did specifically.
00:57:39.000 Look at her laughing at how dumb we all are.
00:57:45.000 And we have seen that also happen in his previous pardon for Mike Flynn and his convocation of the sentence for Roger Stone.
00:57:52.000 Hack up to go of this.
00:57:56.000 That he's going to veto it.
00:57:57.000 There is some nuance to it with him saying that he wants a larger size payment to the American people, which is something that Democrats argue for at every step of the process.
00:58:05.000 And now House Democrats say, okay, well, if that's what he wants, we'll provide him with that.
00:58:10.000 I wonder just what you make of this very last-minute scramble of what we thought we wanted to proceed here.
00:58:19.000 Who was giving him a choice?
00:58:21.000 They got it at 2 p.m. and had to vote at 5 p.m.
00:58:24.000 And it's 5,000 pages.
00:58:26.000 That's literally impossible.
00:58:28.000 That Chiron really makes it seem like he's against people getting COVID relief, too.
00:58:32.000 Trump threatens to veto COVID relief bill.
00:58:36.000 Yeah.
00:58:38.000 I kept thinking tonight, well, these pardons are an attack on our very democracy, this is an attack on every American.
00:58:47.000 People who are struggling to get by right now, out of work, whose unemployment, the unemployment is going to basically end the day after Christmas if this doesn't pass.
00:58:56.000 People who are out of work.
00:58:58.000 People who are.
00:58:58.000 Why did you write such a shitty bill?
00:59:00.000 Why didn't you just give, see how much money you can allot and then divide it amongst 331 million Americans?
00:59:06.000 Seems pretty simple to me.
00:59:08.000 To help the people.
00:59:11.000 It's an attack on the American people to give them $600 instead of $1,200.
00:59:15.000 $2,000.
00:59:16.000 Trump wanted to attack.
00:59:17.000 It's $2,000.
00:59:19.000 And then we find out the Kennedy Center, which has assets to the tune of half a billion dollars.
00:59:25.000 Kennedy Center was given tens of millions in Malala.
00:59:28.000 Tax money showed the Kennedy Center has $661 million in assets, over half a billion.
00:59:34.000 And then it shows the executives.
00:59:36.000 Go to the next one.
00:59:38.000 Oh, that's the half a billion thing.
00:59:41.000 Let's see what they're making.
00:59:43.000 That looks like triple digits.
00:59:46.000 Yeah, half a million.
00:59:49.000 Zoom in more.
00:59:50.000 $475, $475K, $365K.
00:59:54.000 Keep in mind, the average salary in America is $50,000.
00:59:56.000 But the executives at the Kennedy Center, which is a very important institution where I guess they have classical music shit, deserved half a million dollars a year.
01:00:06.000 This is really just politicians wanting to be invited to fun parties.
01:00:10.000 This is a bank robbery.
01:00:11.000 We were robbed.
01:00:13.000 Not in the middle of the night, in the middle of the day.
01:00:18.000 Finally, this is a stupid story, but I cannot resist.
01:00:24.000 Candace Owens had this guy from the Churchill Club.
01:00:27.000 His name is Nick Engstrom.
01:00:29.000 And she was talking to him about the lunacy of the way conservatives are treated at Trinity College.
01:00:38.000 He wants to start a club called the Churchill Club, and that's white supremacist.
01:00:43.000 Churchill defeated the Nazis, but he's a Nazi because he's white?
01:00:48.000 What?
01:00:49.000 What?
01:00:51.000 You want to start the Winston, are you calling it a club, an institute?
01:00:54.000 Yeah, so the Churchill Club.
01:00:56.000 The Churchill Club.
01:00:58.000 And you're already getting protested for saying that you want to start the club, and the people that are protesting are showing up at the SGA.
01:01:04.000 Yeah, so we're currently, it's just like an open door meeting.
01:01:08.000 We're trying to get approval.
01:01:10.000 50 people show up and they're protesting it.
01:01:12.000 I stood there and I answered about an hour and a half worth of questions.
01:01:16.000 Did you recognize him?
01:01:18.000 Just about sort of.
01:01:19.000 Oh.
01:01:21.000 I think he's the guy that we made fun of.
01:01:23.000 And by the way, Nick, I'm on your side.
01:01:26.000 I think you should have the Churchill Club.
01:01:28.000 We had Candace on the show.
01:01:30.000 I've had her on my show many times.
01:01:32.000 We like you, but I can't resist making fun of you.
01:01:35.000 You're the guy who had the sign that said something like, not all men are rapists.
01:01:40.000 The feminists stole it.
01:01:41.000 And he went, call the cops, and then put his hands in his pockets.
01:01:44.000 Weird.
01:01:44.000 Now I can't find it because I don't know what to search.
01:01:48.000 You're not going to find it during the show.
01:01:50.000 I looked for half an hour.
01:01:51.000 It's not on his social media.
01:01:52.000 That's his face.
01:01:53.000 That's his little chubby cheeks.
01:01:55.000 His little hamster face.
01:01:58.000 Anyway, I feel bad making fun of him.
01:01:59.000 Maybe you guys can find it and send it in.
01:02:01.000 We'll show it on July 4th.
01:02:03.000 I mean, January 4th when we're back, or I'll put it on parlor.
01:02:07.000 But now I feel bad making fun of him because we thought that was so gay that he said call the cops.
01:02:11.000 Maybe he is gay.
01:02:13.000 But go to 2.5.
01:02:15.000 This is a statement of my personal values, though I am confident that the overwhelming majority of the Trinity community would agree with this statement.
01:02:23.000 I denounce white supremacy and all that it represents in society today.
01:02:27.000 This is a professor's reaction to the suggestion that young Republicans have a club called the Churchill Club.
01:02:36.000 I denounce racism and discrimination against historically and traditionally marginalized groups, and I offer those members of our community my strongest support, recognition, and affirmation, says the professor, Berger Sweeney.
01:02:48.000 The West didn't start slavery.
01:02:50.000 The East did.
01:02:51.000 The West ended it.
01:02:53.000 Churchill didn't start Nazis.
01:02:55.000 He ended them.
01:02:57.000 You're welcome.
01:02:59.000 I refuse to apologize for this.
01:03:03.000 All right, let's have some fun with our favorite retarded president-elect, Joey B. All right,
01:03:19.000 that's enough.
01:03:22.000 That's just too long.
01:03:25.000 You know, we're going to have an if, if Trump doesn't pull this off and we're stuck with Biden, we're going to have a very fun next few years because there's a lot of gold coming out of this absolute fucking clown.
01:03:40.000 Someone asked him about Biden, Hunter Biden, of course.
01:03:43.000 Tough question.
01:03:45.000 He answers by calling the guy, laughing at the guy, which is something Kamala Harris does all the time.
01:03:50.000 It's this smug sort of.
01:03:54.000 It's a strange defense mechanism you might see in prison or something.
01:03:57.000 It's not natural.
01:03:59.000 It's at best patronizing.
01:04:01.000 At worst, incredibly phony.
01:04:04.000 And he follows up his laughing by calling the guy a one-horse pony.
01:04:11.000 Merry Christmas, everybody.
01:04:13.000 Thank you.
01:04:17.000 Do you still think that the stories from the fall about these sons were right?
01:04:26.000 Yes, yes, yes.
01:04:28.000 God love you, man.
01:04:29.000 You're a one-horse pony.
01:04:31.000 I tell you, thank you.
01:04:33.000 Thank you.
01:04:34.000 I promise you, my Justice Department will be totally on its own making its judgments about how they should proceed.
01:04:40.000 Thank you.
01:04:42.000 Joe, it's a one-trick pony.
01:04:44.000 A one-horse open sleigh?
01:04:45.000 Was he just singing?
01:04:46.000 Yeah, maybe you were thinking of Christmas?
01:04:48.000 You're a one-horse open sleigh, Bub.
01:04:50.000 And then 2-7, my only other Biden piece of news is they were telling Facebook who to ban while they continued to bury this story.
01:04:58.000 Hunter Biden emails reveal founder of Facebook's DC Office banned accounts at Biden's request as family made millions from Silicon Valley Dems.
01:05:07.000 Of course, you won't see this story outside of Loomer.
01:05:10.000 That's why it's so important to subscribe to censored.tv because no one else talks about these stories.
01:05:16.000 You know, there's one more Biden thing.
01:05:18.000 Did you see that little Zoom thing, the Zoom call?
01:05:21.000 Where you said...
01:05:22.000 Yeah, I haven't had that verified yet.
01:05:24.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:05:24.000 Oh, right, right.
01:05:25.000 It could be like a voice modulator.
01:05:27.000 Not just because of African Americans.
01:05:29.000 This country is doomed.
01:05:32.000 It is doomed, not just because of African Americans, but because by 2040, this country is going to be minority white European.
01:05:44.000 Hear me?
01:05:45.000 Minority white European.
01:05:47.000 And you guys are going to have to start working more with Hispanics, who make up a larger portion of the population than y'all do.
01:05:55.000 This country is...
01:06:00.000 He's right.
01:06:03.000 Yay, Joe.
01:06:04.000 You know, I saw a guy, I think his name was Sam Francis, considered an evil right-winger, and it was at a conference for the Council of Conservative Citizens.
01:06:13.000 And I was just checking it out because I was curious.
01:06:15.000 I wasn't really a conservative then.
01:06:16.000 It was 2000, pre-9-11.
01:06:18.000 And he said, watch, mark my words.
01:06:20.000 America is going to be third white, third brown, third black soon.
01:06:26.000 And once it does that, people will only vote along racial lines.
01:06:30.000 So blacks will vote for the black guy, Hispanics will vote for the Hispanic guy, and whites will vote for the white guy.
01:06:35.000 And there'll be no policies discussed.
01:06:37.000 It'll be completely racial.
01:06:39.000 And that's where we're getting to right now.
01:06:43.000 People don't talk about policy anymore.
01:06:44.000 They say, I'm Hispanic.
01:06:45.000 My last name is Rivera.
01:06:47.000 I do be saying that.
01:06:49.000 And now it's like all of Biden's cabinet is the first Latin ex person to work in finance and the first American Indian to be in the Federal Reserve.
01:06:59.000 And what are their qualifications?
01:07:02.000 It's Justin Trudeau all over again.
01:07:04.000 So we're going to have a great time reporting on this buffoonery for the next, well, until he dies in about a year of a brain aneurysm.
01:07:14.000 All right, let's jump to Antifa BLM.
01:07:29.000 Fuck your dad.
01:07:32.000 That's, I think, our best one.
01:07:33.000 Pretty good.
01:07:35.000 So we've discovered more pedophiles in Antifa once again.
01:07:38.000 Oh, Gavin, are you talking about Mika Rhodes, the guy who would rape underage couples, male and female?
01:07:43.000 No, a different pedophile.
01:07:45.000 This disgusting human being, a Seattle-area Antifa member who's been arrested multiple times during violent protests, has been identified as a children's camp counselor and substitute teacher.
01:07:57.000 Never click on Fox News videos.
01:07:59.000 They're never related.
01:08:00.000 See?
01:08:02.000 A Seattle area Antifa member who has been arrested multiple times has been identified as a children's camp counselor and substitute teacher.
01:08:14.000 Could we be worse at vetting, please?
01:08:16.000 On December 16th, Mikolai Andrew Baker, 23.
01:08:21.000 How are you a teacher at 23?
01:08:23.000 Don't you just get out of school at like 22?
01:08:27.000 Tweeted a list with the names of businesses and a resident that signed a petition in support of sweeping Cal Anderson Park, reported the postmillennial, an online publication that frequently reports on Antifa and other left-wing groups.
01:08:38.000 The park was a previous site of the Capitol Hill organized protest, or CHOP.
01:08:44.000 And look at this guy, Antifa militant Andrew Baker.
01:08:48.000 Imagine this person was teaching your kids.
01:08:50.000 Go up, click on that picture.
01:08:52.000 Imagine you found out that was teaching your kids.
01:08:55.000 That guy was teaching your kids.
01:08:57.000 Who's that guy?
01:08:58.000 Who's that guy?
01:09:02.000 He's obviously a sexual degenerate.
01:09:06.000 That's not just gay.
01:09:08.000 God, I pine for the old gay days.
01:09:10.000 Remember when gays were just gays?
01:09:12.000 This guy is a violent domestic terrorist who is likely a pedophile, anarchaflutist.
01:09:23.000 Jesus H. Christ.
01:09:25.000 Sounds like you're writing a new all-in-the-family theme song.
01:09:28.000 Back when gays were gays.
01:09:31.000 When gays were gays and gays were gays.
01:09:34.000 Honey, we could use some gays.
01:09:38.000 I only have one Proud Boy story because I read Max's letter already and we've already done the mailbag.
01:09:42.000 But I guess we show...
01:09:44.000 This intro is going to be longer than the story.
01:09:47.000 Oops.
01:09:48.000 Proud boys don't start fights.
01:09:49.000 They finish.
01:09:50.000 Proud of your boy.
01:09:54.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.
01:09:58.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
01:10:04.000 I saw a headline I forgot to send you.
01:10:05.000 It doesn't really matter.
01:10:06.000 It said, do the Proud Boys know their theme song was written by a gay Jew?
01:10:13.000 The assumption being Proud Boys hate gays and hate Jews, and they would be mortified to discover that Proud of Your Boy was written by a gay Jew.
01:10:22.000 Yeah, it couldn't be more obvious that it was written by a gay Jew.
01:10:25.000 I believe it was written by a gay Jew who died of AIDS.
01:10:31.000 But like instead of it occurring to any of these people that there might be some humor involved, these people might be funny.
01:10:39.000 They might be cool guys that could care less who's a gay Jew and think the song is funny.
01:10:46.000 There's probably six gay Jews in the Proud Boys.
01:10:50.000 There's way more than six gay Jews in the Proud Boys.
01:10:54.000 But it goes back to that hashtag where they showed people making out and said, hi, I'm a proud boy and I'm gay.
01:11:00.000 We don't give a damn.
01:11:04.000 But anyway, Jay Bishop was not a proud boy.
01:11:07.000 He was a Patriot Prayer guy, but he probably hung out with Proud Boys too.
01:11:11.000 He's walking home.
01:11:12.000 He was hunted by Antifa.
01:11:14.000 I know you think cops hunt black guys.
01:11:17.000 Well, not you, but they.
01:11:19.000 They don't do that.
01:11:21.000 But there are plenty of areas where radical leftists hunt conservatives.
01:11:26.000 And Jay Bishop was hunted.
01:11:29.000 He was stalked.
01:11:30.000 We have footage and pictures of the scene with the guy who's wearing fucking sports sandals.
01:11:34.000 Carrying a gun and wearing sports sandals?
01:11:36.000 What are you doing?
01:11:37.000 Anyway, that weirdo that Vice interviewed, what's his name again?
01:11:40.000 Ryanelle?
01:11:42.000 Raynell?
01:11:42.000 Rayonell suggests that I shouldn't even be saying anything, but I feel it's important that the world at least gets a little bit of what's really going on.
01:11:52.000 I think it's important that you do the interview so we can triangulate your phone and then go and fucking try to arrest you.
01:11:58.000 Unfortunately, you're so stupid, you came out shooting and you died.
01:12:01.000 Actually, no, that's not unfortunate.
01:12:03.000 He's wearing sports sandals right now.
01:12:06.000 It's just wrong.
01:12:08.000 I want to be in vice so bad, I'm going to risk my life.
01:12:11.000 Wearing leggings, too?
01:12:13.000 I think he's wearing like, yeah, yeah.
01:12:15.000 What the fuck?
01:12:16.000 Imagine a man wearing thigh, no, calf-length leggings with sports sandals.
01:12:22.000 And that's not the most masculine kill by the fashion police.
01:12:26.000 Oh, I'm just getting funny now.
01:12:27.000 The show's almost over.
01:12:30.000 So anyway, Jay Bishop was hunted by that guy you just saw.
01:12:34.000 They caught him, then just shot him dead.
01:12:37.000 Like no discussion, no fight, just boom, boom.
01:12:40.000 Ran away.
01:12:40.000 He died where he lay.
01:12:42.000 And so they had a funeral for him.
01:12:44.000 There was plenty of Proud Boys at the funeral.
01:12:46.000 One of the guys, I think, was named that guy.
01:12:49.000 What's his name?
01:12:49.000 Shane?
01:12:51.000 What's his name again?
01:12:52.000 It's a year.
01:12:54.000 Enhance.
01:12:59.000 Okay.
01:12:59.000 You don't want to see that?
01:13:02.000 Shane Moon.
01:13:02.000 Shane Moon, that's it.
01:13:04.000 So they go, they have a funeral for him.
01:13:06.000 They go to a bar after they have speeches for him.
01:13:08.000 They talk about Jay Bishop stories.
01:13:10.000 They're all mourning the loss of their dead friend.
01:13:13.000 Some guy, Black Lives Matter Antifa guy, decides this is unacceptable, starts picking fights with everyone.
01:13:18.000 He starts taking pictures of people there to dox them, get them fired for going to a funeral.
01:13:24.000 Bloods and Crips don't do that kind of shit.
01:13:26.000 Gangsters, they leave funerals alone.
01:13:28.000 They don't fuck with you when you're with your kids.
01:13:30.000 Antifa hopes you're with your kids because you'll be more vulnerable and easier to attack.
01:13:34.000 These people are sub-career criminals.
01:13:37.000 And so they go, stop Filmina's.
01:13:39.000 They push his phone away.
01:13:40.000 He goes nuts.
01:13:42.000 He jumps in his car and rams them.
01:13:44.000 This guy goes flying onto the roof, onto the hood of the truck, falls down, smashes his head.
01:13:51.000 He's unconscious.
01:13:52.000 His head is bleeding.
01:13:53.000 He's in the hospital for so long he loses his job.
01:13:56.000 Wow.
01:13:57.000 And the guy who ran him over, they catch him.
01:14:01.000 They have pictures of him.
01:14:02.000 They have footage.
01:14:02.000 Everything's good.
01:14:04.000 They do absolutely nothing, and now he's free to go.
01:14:06.000 Exactly like the guy, like Noble Beard, who we had on yesterday, who was stabbed, and the DC police did nothing.
01:14:13.000 And there's an interesting quote from him here on this.
01:14:15.000 Go to the bottom.
01:14:18.000 I'm angry.
01:14:19.000 I feel like I was completely disregarded as the victim in this case because of who I am.
01:14:23.000 I fought for my country.
01:14:24.000 He's a vet.
01:14:25.000 I fought for my country for years and don't ask for much in return.
01:14:28.000 I do, however, expect the legal system in this country to do their job and provide justice, which was not done in this case.
01:14:34.000 I was left out of the loop from day one, being told that I would be receiving a phone call to set up a meeting with the prosecutor, which never happened, or to call the victim's assistance unit with any questions.
01:14:45.000 All attempts going unanswered and receiving one single phone call from the detective during this three-month investigation.
01:14:52.000 The one-sided hypocrisy has become so blatantly obvious, it can no longer be denied or ignored.
01:15:00.000 All right, that's all I got for that.
01:15:01.000 I think we should start taking some calls.
01:15:04.000 And we have a caller, thingamadoodle.
01:15:08.000 I can talk to you about these.
01:15:11.000 It's a really good one.
01:15:13.000 I think we should call it.
01:15:15.000 I also have some good final videos, but...
01:15:21.000 You are on the air.
01:15:22.000 I'm here to have a conversation.
01:15:24.000 This is a fucking loser.
01:15:26.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
01:15:29.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?
01:15:31.000 You have one thing.
01:15:32.000 Thank you for calling.
01:15:33.000 It's great hearing from you.
01:15:35.000 Bye-bye.
01:15:35.000 All right, next call.
01:15:38.000 We're going to have to power through these pretty quickly, so no long chats.
01:15:43.000 No, one more thing.
01:15:45.000 Yeah, no, yeah, sorry, Columbo.
01:15:48.000 It's just one thing that's bothering me.
01:15:51.000 I was watching Gina Rollins, Jenna Rollins, a woman under the influence last night.
01:15:56.000 John Cassavetes is the greatest filmmaker of all time.
01:16:00.000 And when you look back at his movies, you see, before there was marketing, before there was Star Wars, where you had to have a mug and a video game and a pen related to it, movies didn't really care about merch or being popular.
01:16:13.000 And they could just go off and really explore the character.
01:16:17.000 And in Woman Under the Influence, you go crazy with her.
01:16:22.000 And you're so stressed out when she's losing it because she's your wife.
01:16:27.000 You're feeling everything.
01:16:29.000 Now they go, I got to make people feel for this guy.
01:16:31.000 Can you just kill his kids?
01:16:32.000 Like Manchester by the Sea.
01:16:34.000 Let's just kill all his kids in a fire in the opening scene and then everyone will feel sorry for him when you can be invested.
01:16:40.000 Peter fuck.
01:16:44.000 Peter Foggfuck.
01:16:45.000 Peter Foggfuck.
01:16:51.000 And they don't really lend themselves to trailers because they're not designed like that.
01:17:01.000 It's hard to make young people appreciate movies like this because they're like, what's going on?
01:17:05.000 I'm five minutes in.
01:17:06.000 No one's died.
01:17:10.000 We got Jack on the line.
01:17:12.000 What's up, Jack?
01:17:16.000 Hopefully he didn't hit the road.
01:17:19.000 Hopefully he didn't roll down the hill to fetch a pail of water with Jill too.
01:17:26.000 We get a little crazy on this show sometimes.
01:17:28.000 Jack, you on the line, dog.
01:17:29.000 You on the line, motherfucker.
01:17:32.000 What's up, guys?
01:17:33.000 Hey, man.
01:17:34.000 I've actually had something I wanted to talk about for a few weeks, but after last week's caller, the heroin addict, I figured it was more pressing to share my experience.
01:17:44.000 I've been a, well, I was the heroin addict for five years.
01:17:51.000 I've been clean for about 10 years now.
01:17:54.000 And I know some of the people recommended, not methadone.
01:17:58.000 I don't recommend methadone.
01:18:00.000 Some people did recommend methadone.
01:18:04.000 I don't.
01:18:05.000 And then the same with Suboxone.
01:18:07.000 One guy wrote in and said he recommended Suboxone.
01:18:11.000 It's a similar thing.
01:18:12.000 It's basically just a replacement drug.
01:18:16.000 And you're going to be kind of in the pharmaceutical pocket for essentially forever.
01:18:25.000 But one thing I don't see enough people talk about is kind of getting to the root of what is kind of causing your addiction.
01:18:34.000 For me, I had to kind of find purpose, something that gave me purpose and meaning in life.
01:18:44.000 I've lost more friends than I have left from heroin.
01:18:47.000 So I've seen a lot of people go down bad roads with bosoboxin, methadone.
01:18:56.000 Kratom has actually been something that helped me early on.
01:19:01.000 It's all natural.
01:19:02.000 It's a plant.
01:19:03.000 It's cheap.
01:19:04.000 It's accessible.
01:19:07.000 But I think it's mostly just a matter of finding purpose in life.
01:19:14.000 I don't think enough people bring that up.
01:19:16.000 So what was the purpose you found?
01:19:21.000 I'm a full-time artist now, so I kind of found a way to express myself.
01:19:26.000 And I've never been good at working for other people.
01:19:30.000 And so when I was in the throes of my heroin addiction, I was working in the cubicle fucking doing tech support.
01:19:38.000 And so it just kind of was a meaningless nine-to-five, why would I want to do this sober type of job?
01:19:48.000 And so I ended up getting fired from that and then couch surfed with friends, had friends that were nice enough to help me out.
01:19:59.000 I started a business early on, which went well for a few years.
01:20:03.000 And then eventually I found my way into art and have been able to do that full time.
01:20:10.000 So it's fulfilling.
01:20:13.000 I don't feel, you know, I have friends who got clean and sober that they wake up every day still.
01:20:20.000 And it's a battle.
01:20:21.000 They're like, oh, I can't wait.
01:20:22.000 I have to go to my NA meeting or my AA meeting and get this all figured out.
01:20:28.000 And, you know, I'm feeling this stress today.
01:20:30.000 I got to do this.
01:20:32.000 And I don't feel that.
01:20:32.000 I mean, I don't, the last time I thought about using drugs was when I saw the caller call last week.
01:20:40.000 And it's not something I think about anymore.
01:20:43.000 What about drinking?
01:20:45.000 Do you drink alcohol?
01:20:49.000 No, but I never really did.
01:20:51.000 I smoke weed.
01:20:52.000 You smoke weed now?
01:20:53.000 You smell too often.
01:20:56.000 Yeah, but not like on a regular basis.
01:20:59.000 Right.
01:21:00.000 I make pipes for a living, so.
01:21:04.000 Yeah, the guy I started Vice with, Sarush Alvi, he found Allah.
01:21:10.000 He found God, and that enabled him to go cold turkey, and he's never looked back since.
01:21:15.000 I think a lot of people would do well to try to discover Jesus Christ.
01:21:22.000 I think, and I'm not religious.
01:21:24.000 I've always kind of found myself to have religious values, but I'm not, I don't subscribe to any one religion.
01:21:32.000 As far as like AA and NA goes and the 12 steps, I know fewer people that that's worked for than it has.
01:21:41.000 I have an aunt who was an alcoholic for 20 years, and she's basically addicted to AA now.
01:21:48.000 You know, she goes to meetings basically every day, which for me kind of seems to have taken over her life.
01:21:58.000 A lot of those types of people, they turn their sobriety into their addiction, which I think is better, obviously, than being an addict, but it can still impact your life negatively.
01:22:09.000 And so I'm not going to say that those programs don't work.
01:22:15.000 I think I'm an outcast in some ways in terms of what works for me and what didn't.
01:22:20.000 But I think everybody tends to overlook, you know, what you can do for yourself.
01:22:27.000 And as far as the 12 steps go, you know, finding a higher power, essentially submitting yourself to that higher power.
01:22:35.000 You know, for me, I kind of realized I can be my own higher power to an extent of, you know, if I just find something that gives my life meaning and stops me from going out there and putting a needle in my arm,
01:22:51.000 then I can kind of overcome that on my own, too.
01:22:54.000 Right on.
01:22:54.000 Well, that's great advice.
01:22:55.000 Thanks for calling and congrats on winning.
01:22:58.000 Yeah.
01:22:58.000 Congrats on your sobriety, dude.
01:23:00.000 And you also won a bunch of.
01:23:01.000 Oh, yeah, you're the first caller.
01:23:04.000 Oh, nice.
01:23:05.000 Awesome.
01:23:06.000 So you win Johnny Apple CBD, as well as Bubba and Hanks, as well as Beard Vet.
01:23:14.000 Holy shit, that's a lot of stuff.
01:23:15.000 Again, we got a lot of stuff.
01:23:17.000 Fuck.
01:23:18.000 Merry Christmas to me.
01:23:19.000 Oh, no, you swore.
01:23:22.000 We have a no-swearing policy.
01:23:24.000 So I'm afraid we're going to have to go to a new caller.
01:23:27.000 Well, shucks.
01:23:29.000 Oh, no, you made up for it.
01:23:30.000 You got to be back.
01:23:31.000 You're back.
01:23:34.000 Someone knows the rules.
01:23:35.000 Yep.
01:23:36.000 I better shut up before I do it again.
01:23:38.000 Oh, you talk too much, and I'm afraid you're gone.
01:23:40.000 Yeah, too many words.
01:23:42.000 Anyway, Ryan will get your shit, and he'll call you soon.
01:23:44.000 All righty.
01:23:46.000 All right.
01:23:46.000 Peace.
01:23:50.000 This is Joseph Lebanese buddy.
01:23:53.000 Oh, not this guy again.
01:23:58.000 Joseph Lebanese buddy.
01:24:00.000 You also won.
01:24:05.000 Unless you don't respond.
01:24:06.000 Ooh, this is going to hurt you, sir.
01:24:09.000 If you...
01:24:10.000 Let me double check to make sure this isn't on our end here.
01:24:14.000 Everything went fine last one.
01:24:16.000 There's about like a 0.5% chance.
01:24:22.000 Hello?
01:24:25.000 I think I just heard someone far away.
01:24:27.000 Are you on the shitter?
01:24:28.000 Do you have a cord phone?
01:24:33.000 Uh-oh.
01:24:33.000 He's out.
01:24:34.000 That's too much.
01:24:34.000 Bye.
01:24:35.000 Thank you for calling.
01:24:38.000 We tread Matthew talking about the usefulness of Christianity, also a winner.
01:24:47.000 Oh, wow.
01:24:47.000 Well, thank you guys.
01:24:48.000 I'm very honored.
01:24:50.000 Gavin the Great, Ryan the Red, thanks for taking my call.
01:24:54.000 Thank you, Matt.
01:24:54.000 The awesome.
01:24:58.000 Yeah, well, you deserve it, bud.
01:25:01.000 I'm going to try to do this call naturally.
01:25:03.000 I'm going to heed Gavin's advice and try not to read a prompt.
01:25:08.000 I was only wanting to, you know, get all my points across.
01:25:12.000 But yeah, I just wanted to talk about my experience with going from a relatively atheistic point of view.
01:25:24.000 I can basically boil it down to not believing in the spaghetti monster in the sky, I've heard.
01:25:30.000 That's been something that it sounds funny, but it still has application to my belief on before.
01:25:37.000 Yeah, I used to call him Santa Cloud when I was an atheist.
01:25:43.000 Oh, I'm sorry, say that one more time.
01:25:44.000 I used to call him Santa Cloud back when I was an atheist.
01:25:49.000 Santa Cloud.
01:25:50.000 I mean, I can see him wearing like a cloud-like beard.
01:25:56.000 Just like pure white.
01:25:58.000 All right, what do you got?
01:25:58.000 Hurry up.
01:25:59.000 Sitting on it like a eating bag.
01:26:01.000 Yeah, it's just the, I wish I had said the pragmatic benefits of Christianity in the manner of, like, if you look at the Ten Commandments, they're straightforward.
01:26:15.000 And it's kind of hard to disagree, in my opinion.
01:26:17.000 I mean, I really thought about both sides, but I mean, it's hard to disagree with their intent.
01:26:24.000 Like, Dennis Prager boiled it down to the tenth, which is to do not COVID.
01:26:31.000 And I mean, that can apply to a lot of ill will in the world.
01:26:37.000 And I can say in regards to like drug abuse, it's like you don't like yourself, but this makes you forget how much you don't.
01:26:48.000 So you're just going to abuse it because you're going to rely on it.
01:26:51.000 Or I guess in politics, communism, you can, obviously what I'm getting at with that.
01:26:59.000 But yeah, I just wanted to bring that up and see if you have any solidarity to share.
01:27:08.000 I mean, I feel like that guy earlier was pretty interesting that he called with his story.
01:27:13.000 And then he kind of brought it up.
01:27:15.000 But I don't know, he probably would benefit from hearing something in that regard.
01:27:21.000 Because I think it's, I like to call Christianity like an algorithm for life.
01:27:29.000 And of course, you could say other religions are algorithms too, but if you look at the grand scheme of things, Christianity seems to have a pretty good track record.
01:27:41.000 Yeah, it seems to be the nicest one.
01:27:44.000 Well, I'm glad that your faith has brought you joy, my friend.
01:27:47.000 Thanks for calling.
01:27:48.000 Also, please email Ryan at censor.tv with your shipping info.
01:27:53.000 Because you just won.
01:27:54.000 You did.
01:27:55.000 See, it pays to love God.
01:27:59.000 Very cool.
01:28:00.000 All right, Toodaloo.
01:28:01.000 Merry Christmas.
01:28:01.000 Toodaloo, motherfucker.
01:28:05.000 We're rewarding good people.
01:28:07.000 People that recovered from addiction and people that have found God.
01:28:13.000 Good stuff.
01:28:14.000 Mark, you're in the line.
01:28:17.000 Hello?
01:28:18.000 Hello?
01:28:19.000 Hello.
01:28:20.000 Hello.
01:28:21.000 Hey, what's up, Paget?
01:28:22.000 What's up, dude?
01:28:24.000 How y'all doing?
01:28:26.000 Good.
01:28:26.000 Pretty good, I guess.
01:28:28.000 Merry Christmas, first off.
01:28:30.000 Merry Christmas to you.
01:28:31.000 Yeah, I was just trying to win some win some meets, but I guess that didn't work out.
01:28:37.000 But what did I win?
01:28:38.000 Oh, yeah.
01:28:39.000 So I got a pretty gay song for you to check out.
01:28:41.000 You probably won't like it, but I figured I'd give it a shot.
01:28:44.000 Okay.
01:28:45.000 All right.
01:28:48.000 It's called Parasite Eve by a band called Bring Me the Horizon.
01:28:52.000 So whenever you get it.
01:28:54.000 Give it a listen.
01:28:56.000 Okay.
01:28:56.000 Thanks for calling.
01:28:57.000 We'll check it out.
01:28:58.000 That's your one thing.
01:28:59.000 You used it up on a song.
01:29:02.000 And we're going to give it a little listen here.
01:29:04.000 All right.
01:29:04.000 In the future, folks, unless you're introducing the greatest song of all time, I would probably not waste your one thing on a song.
01:29:22.000 I like other stuff in this band.
01:29:24.000 The third sound like the middle stuff.
01:29:34.000 Stuff in the middle.
01:29:36.000 No.
01:29:36.000 A hard note.
01:29:45.000 Really?
01:29:47.000 What is that, like an anti-COVID song?
01:29:49.000 That'd be cool if it was, but I don't.
01:29:52.000 No.
01:29:53.000 That wasn't their best song.
01:29:55.000 That might have been the worst song I heard from them, actually.
01:29:59.000 Caller, 617.
01:30:01.000 You're on the line.
01:30:04.000 Hey, from my circumcised dick to you, I'd like to say Merry Christmas.
01:30:11.000 Merry Christmas.
01:30:12.000 Merry Christmas.
01:30:18.000 So I think, yeah, you came up with a great point earlier about how we're kind of heading towards people just voting on racial lines rather than just straight policies.
01:30:30.000 Yeah, like think about Obama.
01:30:32.000 Ask every black person in the country.
01:30:34.000 I think it was 99% of blacks voted for Obama.
01:30:37.000 Ask them to name any of the policies that made them vote for him.
01:30:41.000 And I promise you that 99% of that 99% will admit, I just voted for him because he's black.
01:30:49.000 Totally.
01:30:50.000 I think there's a few comedians that actually went in the street and were like, oh, how do you feel about this Obama policy, which is actually just like a McCain policy?
01:30:59.000 And they're like, oh, yeah, that's a great idea.
01:31:01.000 And they're like, oh, that act, Obama's against that.
01:31:03.000 It's for McCain.
01:31:06.000 but yeah, it was really important that you brought that up because a major reason why the Middle East is a total shithole is because of that reason.
01:31:15.000 If you look at like Lebanon or Iraq or any like country that has multi, you know, multiple races, like you've got Sunnis, Shiites, Christians, Kurds, whatever.
01:31:28.000 They all are basically with one political party based on their ethnicity.
01:31:33.000 And you can't have a country like that.
01:31:35.000 And I think that's like kind of like the mindset that George Soros and the elite want us to have so that there isn't an America, there'sn't a unified country where we can have, you know, America first.
01:31:47.000 We can end globalism.
01:31:48.000 We're going to be too busy fighting amongst ourselves.
01:31:51.000 Meanwhile, you know, hacks like Joe Biden can steal the election.
01:31:55.000 I don't know what your thoughts are on that.
01:31:57.000 Yeah, I think it's a terrible place to go.
01:31:59.000 I mean, it's particularly un-American because you're saying, I am voting for this person because of their ethnicity.
01:32:07.000 I don't care about policy, so I'm racist.
01:32:10.000 You're creating a racist society, and we're supposed to be the one non-racist place, especially if you look at the whole West.
01:32:16.000 The West is.
01:32:17.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.
01:32:18.000 It was great that I brought that up.
01:32:20.000 I really nailed it.
01:32:22.000 Caleb.
01:32:25.000 Caleb.
01:32:27.000 Caleb.
01:32:28.000 Hey, yeah.
01:32:29.000 I was a heroin addict, so boxing worked for me, but that's not why I called.
01:32:34.000 Are you still on it now?
01:32:37.000 Yeah.
01:32:38.000 Yeah.
01:32:38.000 I mean, it was the only way I could get off heroin.
01:32:42.000 How long have you been on it for?
01:32:43.000 I'm a veteran.
01:32:47.000 Five years.
01:32:48.000 Whoa.
01:32:51.000 I know that's not the best endorsement, but I mean, I was, you know, using opium in Afghanistan and heroin when I got home.
01:32:59.000 Shit.
01:33:01.000 Does the VA pay for your suboxone?
01:33:06.000 Yes, sir, they do.
01:33:07.000 Okay.
01:33:08.000 So, I mean, at first, I had to pay for it myself, like $500 a month, because that's a whole racket in and of itself.
01:33:16.000 But, I mean, when you're looking at heroin prices, you know, like it's cheaper than that, I guess.
01:33:24.000 Yeah.
01:33:24.000 Well, my buddies were getting up to like $350 a day with heroin, and that was, you know, back in the 90s.
01:33:32.000 Yeah, like, it's insane how much you spend and able to steal and all that stuff to get what you need.
01:33:39.000 But my question for you is, like, what is our Boston Tea Party?
01:33:46.000 Like, I mean, if Biden does end up stealing this election, like, I know the go-to is like, oh, well, if they come to your door for your guns, that's when we act.
01:33:55.000 But, like, that's kind of the problem with conservatives is like, you know, our motto is don't tread on me.
01:34:02.000 And theirs is by any means necessary.
01:34:05.000 And they're a lot more militant than we are.
01:34:07.000 So, like, I just, I'm just so scared that, you know, America is just going to like shuffle off into the gulag with all this, like, Chinese people, like, paying for Biden and Democrats.
01:34:21.000 And nobody's going to do a damn thing.
01:34:23.000 You know, I know it sounds like I'm not an FBI agent, swear to God.
01:34:28.000 But, like, you know, when do we act?
01:34:32.000 Like, when do we do something?
01:34:33.000 You know, or do we just go, oh, well, try in 2024, I guess?
01:34:38.000 Yeah, I can't answer that question.
01:34:40.000 You know, I'm not the guy who organizes the first day of the revolution or explains how it's going to go.
01:34:46.000 But I do know that you keep pushing these people and taking advantage of them and printing more money like there's no future in the world and calling people who question Hunter Biden one-horse ponies.
01:35:00.000 And eventually people are going to say, I've had enough.
01:35:02.000 And I think we're starting to see that.
01:35:04.000 You know, Alexis de Tocqueville, when he visited America in the 1800s from France, he said he was fascinated by America.
01:35:13.000 And he said, you know, democracy is, he's coming from a monarchy, of course.
01:35:18.000 Democracy is slow and sluggish and inefficient.
01:35:21.000 But once it starts rolling, it becomes this boulder, like an Indiana Jones type of boulder, although he didn't use that analogy.
01:35:29.000 And then nothing can stop it.
01:35:31.000 So I think we're really at the end of our rope as a nation as far as abuse goes.
01:35:36.000 And I think there's liberals and elites who are willing to take a lot more taxes and abuse, but I don't see America going the way of South Africa where they just kept taking it until they were locked into their homes with razor wire.
01:35:51.000 Right.
01:35:52.000 But we'll see.
01:35:53.000 We'll see.
01:35:54.000 Well, I hope so.
01:35:56.000 Yeah.
01:35:57.000 All right, man.
01:35:58.000 Thanks for calling.
01:36:01.000 We got a farmer.
01:36:05.000 Is this the farmer?
01:36:07.000 Stop saying that, Ryan.
01:36:08.000 Of course he's a fucking farmer.
01:36:11.000 Look at that cool picture.
01:36:12.000 Oh, nice.
01:36:13.000 I look shredded.
01:36:14.000 Merry Christmas, fellas.
01:36:16.000 You are shredded.
01:36:17.000 That looks cool.
01:36:19.000 Sorry, you just cut out a little bit.
01:36:20.000 Hello?
01:36:21.000 Farmer?
01:36:22.000 Hello?
01:36:22.000 Yeah, Merry Christmas, guys.
01:36:24.000 Merry Christmas, buddy.
01:36:27.000 Yeah, how you doing?
01:36:28.000 Good.
01:36:28.000 How are you?
01:36:29.000 I got a suggestion and a question about the show notes.
01:36:33.000 Okay.
01:36:35.000 The suggestion is I think you should get your old man on the show more often.
01:36:40.000 I think you should do a mailbag with your old man.
01:36:43.000 Yeah, you're right.
01:36:44.000 We were kind of in a fight recently because he wanted to invest in Censored.
01:36:48.000 And I was like, dude, where were you when we started?
01:36:52.000 Like, now we're making good money.
01:36:53.000 We're solvent.
01:36:54.000 I'm not really looking to dilute my equity now.
01:36:56.000 You ever heard of buy low, sell high?
01:36:59.000 It's not buy high, sell low.
01:37:01.000 And I think he was pissed off at me for that.
01:37:06.000 Yeah, I think he's a funny fucking guy.
01:37:08.000 I will get him on the show more.
01:37:12.000 I bought one of the show notes, and there was two pages.
01:37:15.000 There was one page you could bid on, and one you can donate on.
01:37:18.000 So I just donated.
01:37:20.000 I didn't know how you really did it.
01:37:22.000 Well, we haven't really done it yet.
01:37:25.000 So you're probably the first one because it's an auction site.
01:37:29.000 So I think what you do is you make a one-time donation, and then I just send you the show note.
01:37:36.000 Okay.
01:37:37.000 I get it.
01:37:39.000 and when are you going to do the posters the same way?
01:37:45.000 No, the posters won't be on the auction site.
01:37:47.000 The posters will be.
01:37:48.000 Maybe I should move the show notes over to our store.
01:37:52.000 Yeah.
01:37:52.000 Yeah.
01:37:53.000 If it's a one-time thing, that's it.
01:37:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:37:55.000 Well, the reason I put it on the auction is because that goes right to Zenoa, and I don't think about it, and I see that as charity.
01:38:00.000 But the posters are a product we're selling.
01:38:02.000 So, no, the posters will be on the censored.tv store.
01:38:07.000 Okay.
01:38:08.000 Because I was watching the last episode, and you said the first 200 resubscribers.
01:38:14.000 So I messaged your fucking customer service.
01:38:20.000 I was like, here's my information.
01:38:22.000 Just fucking send me one.
01:38:24.000 Oh, yeah.
01:38:25.000 You may have got in on that free glitch because we thought that Stripe was going to steal all our data.
01:38:32.000 They said they would.
01:38:33.000 And then we got all legal on them and they capitulated and gave us our data.
01:38:37.000 But it was touch and go there.
01:38:39.000 So I didn't want to lose all of you subscribers.
01:38:41.000 So I said, you're going to have to resubve.
01:38:43.000 That was the only way.
01:38:44.000 They were going to just torch our data, not give it to someone else or anything.
01:38:47.000 Just can it, delete it, lose it.
01:38:49.000 So that's the analogy I kept using is you're at a crowded bar like in Manhattan and you say, all right, everyone, everyone has to leave, pay your tabs, leave, and then walk around the block and come back in and start new tabs.
01:39:01.000 Like, how many people are going to come back in?
01:39:03.000 Maybe half?
01:39:05.000 So I was shitting my pants.
01:39:06.000 That's why I made those posters.
01:39:07.000 But now we've passed on the credit card info to the new processor and we're in business.
01:39:14.000 Well, I really want one of those fucking posters.
01:39:16.000 I called last time.
01:39:18.000 All right, I think you may have snuck in.
01:39:20.000 Anyway, well, let's not bore the people with our sales reports.
01:39:24.000 Thank you for calling.
01:39:27.000 All right.
01:39:28.000 We got Steve Janowski.
01:39:31.000 Steve Janowski.
01:39:35.000 Hey, Gavin.
01:39:37.000 It's me, Stevie.
01:39:39.000 Hey, Stevie.
01:39:39.000 Stevie Janowski.
01:39:41.000 Remember me from high school?
01:39:43.000 I wore the cape?
01:39:44.000 Yeah, you were funny.
01:39:49.000 Hey, Gavin, Merry Christmas.
01:39:51.000 I think I can straighten out this whole, as a Christian, to either hate or not hate the Jew thing.
01:39:59.000 Oh, boy.
01:40:01.000 I went to private Christian school my whole life, and we were taught Old and New Testament, which was pretty clear, especially in Revelations, and I would say in the New Testament, Old Testament, pretty clear in all the other books.
01:40:18.000 Support Israel, or you will be cast to hell.
01:40:22.000 It says that everywhere.
01:40:24.000 I don't know.
01:40:25.000 Are these guys for real when they're saying, okay, and first of all, Jesus was a Jew.
01:40:31.000 So how do you get around hating the Jews and saying you're a Christian?
01:40:34.000 And number two, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John were pretty good Jews as well.
01:40:40.000 Not to mention Paul.
01:40:42.000 Are you trying to get the Beatles?
01:40:43.000 Couple bad Jews, like the Pharisees, and they were bad Jews.
01:40:49.000 Maybe Judas was a bad Jew.
01:40:51.000 It doesn't mean you cast out Israel.
01:40:54.000 So go ahead.
01:40:54.000 I didn't mean to interrupt you, but I want to finish the point.
01:40:58.000 Yeah, no, that's a great point.
01:40:59.000 Thanks for calling.
01:41:01.000 Well, fuck you, man.
01:41:03.000 That's it?
01:41:07.000 I gave him the old faderoo.
01:41:10.000 Brandon from Calgary, Alberta.
01:41:12.000 Fuck.
01:41:16.000 Alberta, fuck.
01:41:18.000 Hey, Gavin.
01:41:18.000 I just wanted to talk about that video you made about the white people being the cause of all the problems in society.
01:41:26.000 Which one was that now?
01:41:29.000 I think you released it yesterday.
01:41:31.000 Essentially, your point was that it's not actually Jews that are the problem.
01:41:36.000 It's high IQ whites yourself being.
01:41:39.000 Yeah, like Rachel Maddow, is she Jewish?
01:41:43.000 Yeah, like I just want to be clear.
01:41:46.000 Like, I don't think that talking about Jewish is anti-Semitic anyway that it would be to be talked about white people or black people.
01:41:54.000 But I just want to ask you a question.
01:41:56.000 If you think that it might be a little hypocritical when you said, like, you have no idea where the self-hatred, high-hatred of whites come from, but then you proceed to point the finger at whites as being the perpetrators of this sort of,
01:42:12.000 I don't know what other people would call a Jewish conspiracy.
01:42:16.000 Also, I wanted to know if you knew like white people as a pejorative didn't even exist till after World War II, or wasn't at least commonly accepted.
01:42:24.000 We considered ourselves European.
01:42:26.000 You would be Irish based on your grandfather's descent, and I'd be Lithuanian, which is worse than Irish.
01:42:34.000 Is that possible?
01:42:35.000 I'm just kidding.
01:42:37.000 Dude, how old are you?
01:42:41.000 89.
01:42:42.000 You're 89 years old, huh?
01:42:44.000 Are you hot?
01:42:50.000 Do you see how that made me?
01:42:51.000 Why wouldn't you tell me your age?
01:42:54.000 Why is that relevant?
01:42:56.000 Why wouldn't you answer one or the two of the questions I asked?
01:43:00.000 Because you're not being honest with me if you're not telling me your age.
01:43:03.000 And what I was going to do is tell you that I've been through this 9 million times and I see the whole Jew thing, the whole back and forth just swallow up not just conversations as it's swallowing up this whole fucking show, but I see it swallow up people's creativity,
01:43:19.000 their whole mindset.
01:43:21.000 It just becomes the answer to everything.
01:43:23.000 And I'm warning you as a young man, you sound like you're probably 25, that I feel you drifting into that rut.
01:43:29.000 And it's an intellectual dead end.
01:43:31.000 So drop it, dude.
01:43:33.000 Please.
01:43:34.000 Take your opinions on being intellectual seriously when you dismiss my last email because it's longer than 200 characters.
01:43:41.000 Oh, it's you.
01:43:42.000 It's the same fucking guy.
01:43:44.000 All right.
01:43:44.000 Thank you for calling, please.
01:43:46.000 See, this is like when I had street carnage, I said, no censorship, nothing.
01:43:52.000 Everything goes.
01:43:53.000 And then these Jew guys, not Jews, but Jew guys, get on and they start doing that shit And talking about the Talmud and all this David Duke shit, and how you said this, but you won't talk about this, and why can't we talk about this?
01:44:07.000 And when you first hear it, you go, Yeah, why can't we talk about this?
01:44:10.000 And then they keep talking and talking, and it just covers every conversation: environmentalism, immigration, fucking 9-11, everything.
01:44:20.000 Judy, Juju, Juju, Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju.
01:44:23.000 The subject is officially banned for the rest of today's show.
01:44:28.000 I'll talk about heroin, although that's getting a tiny bit tedious because it might save a life.
01:44:32.000 But can we get some variety here, guys?
01:44:35.000 Not going to see you for 10 days.
01:44:38.000 Soundboard app.
01:44:42.000 Yo!
01:44:43.000 Yo.
01:44:44.000 What's up, Gavin?
01:44:46.000 How you doing?
01:44:48.000 I'm well.
01:44:48.000 How are you doing, sir?
01:44:49.000 Good, good.
01:44:51.000 Hey, just a quick thing.
01:44:55.000 Can I give a suggestion?
01:44:57.000 It'd be awesome.
01:44:58.000 So, every time I try to find little sound boards of, I feel like I'm a dot.
01:45:06.000 Or, you know, any of those, I'm retired.
01:45:10.000 I'm beyond angry.
01:45:12.000 I feel like I'm angry.
01:45:15.000 Anywhere, dude.
01:45:17.000 I am beyond angry.
01:45:19.000 Sell it for $5 and give that to the Noah.
01:45:24.000 Sell the soundboard?
01:45:26.000 The app, yeah.
01:45:27.000 Make an app.
01:45:28.000 Yeah, like a soundboard app.
01:45:29.000 So I could pull it up and just, so when, like, you know, my bullshit co-worker is saying something, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:45:35.000 I could just pull up and I am beyond angry.
01:45:39.000 Just pull it up.
01:45:40.000 Yeah, that's a good suggestion.
01:45:41.000 I'm not going to torch that.
01:45:42.000 Thanks for calling.
01:45:44.000 Hey, yeah.
01:45:45.000 No, you don't get to.
01:45:47.000 And it's funny how it becomes part of your mental vernacular.
01:45:50.000 Like, when I came into the studio today, I know Ryan has a lot of work to do because I don't think he's done any of these fucking shows.
01:45:55.000 He's about to lose $1,200 being laid on.
01:45:57.000 I got a bunch lined up.
01:45:59.000 But I saw that he wasn't here, and I knew he was just like fucking some broad instead of doing his work.
01:46:05.000 And I just went, how dare you?
01:46:08.000 Like, I didn't even know I was saying it.
01:46:10.000 It was involuntary.
01:46:11.000 That's Greta, though.
01:46:12.000 We don't have Greta.
01:46:13.000 We don't have Greta?
01:46:13.000 We should have Greta.
01:46:14.000 How dare you?
01:46:15.000 How dare you?
01:46:18.000 And we got Luke City Gypsy Crusader.
01:46:24.000 Hey.
01:46:26.000 Hey.
01:46:26.000 Hey.
01:46:28.000 How fucking good, you fucking rats.
01:46:30.000 Come back.
01:46:30.000 Fucking fake.
01:46:32.000 Is that you?
01:46:32.000 Dude, it sounds like you.
01:46:35.000 No, no, but actually I found him.
01:46:37.000 You found the guy?
01:46:40.000 I found him.
01:46:41.000 He is like the Brooklyn version of Sebastian Manascalco.
01:46:44.000 The guy is fucking hysterical.
01:46:47.000 Yeah, I think Anthony Coomia had him on.
01:46:51.000 Nice.
01:46:51.000 Yeah, he's funny.
01:46:53.000 I just wanted, did you guys hear about, I'm sure you did, Gavin.
01:46:56.000 What's his name?
01:46:57.000 Gypsy Crusader?
01:46:59.000 That sounds familiar.
01:47:01.000 Yeah.
01:47:02.000 We interviewed him before he was before he was like super whatever he is right now.
01:47:07.000 But he was the guy.
01:47:09.000 He got robbed in the technology.
01:47:10.000 Oh, he was the guy, the weird guy who got beat up by Antifa the night of my talk.
01:47:14.000 Yeah.
01:47:16.000 Yeah, I saw him pop up on TikTok and shit.
01:47:20.000 And I was like, what's this guy saying?
01:47:22.000 He's saying all this crazy, racist shit.
01:47:24.000 And then I found out his backstory about how he got jumped by Antifa at something in Manhattan with you guys.
01:47:30.000 And it's just crazy.
01:47:31.000 It's like creepy almost.
01:47:34.000 Well, you know what happens to some of these guys is they get in the public spotlight and they seem to lose their mind.
01:47:39.000 Like Joe Vival was a normal dude.
01:47:42.000 And then he got bottled in the face by Antifa and now he wears a swastika pendant.
01:47:48.000 Like, I think people just snap.
01:47:52.000 He was also, I heard there's a thing, a show called Meth Squad, and they interviewed him.
01:47:58.000 And he was like, yeah, I don't want this.
01:47:59.000 Like, they just threatened my family.
01:48:01.000 And I was getting, like, people coming to my house, to my family's house.
01:48:04.000 And so I genuinely think that he was pushed there, but also he had nowhere else to go.
01:48:09.000 Like, you know, he was being banned off everything for no reason.
01:48:12.000 They're just posting political memes.
01:48:14.000 Yeah, so what the alt-left does is it creates these right-wing nuts.
01:48:20.000 Well, this is what they want, and they got it, and now they're going to have to deal with the bullshit.
01:48:23.000 Yeah.
01:48:24.000 That's all.
01:48:25.000 Way to go, guys.
01:48:26.000 All right.
01:48:26.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.
01:48:29.000 He's a fascinating dude.
01:48:31.000 He seems like a good guy, but I think half of it, I think, he just says because it is inflammatory.
01:48:35.000 No, he's nuts, dude.
01:48:36.000 Oh, really?
01:48:36.000 Oh, shit.
01:48:37.000 Never mind.
01:48:38.000 Like, he says, they stole my equipment, and then when he's listing his equipment, he lists a Batman mask.
01:48:43.000 Wait, what?
01:48:44.000 And I'm like, a really, really high-quality one.
01:48:48.000 But now he's the Joker.
01:48:50.000 So he's stealing the Batman masks now.
01:48:54.000 Justin's on the line.
01:48:57.000 Hey, guys, how are you?
01:48:58.000 Merry Christmas.
01:48:59.000 Merry Christmas.
01:49:01.000 Hey, Gab, real quick, I just wanted to make one comment.
01:49:04.000 You had mentioned earlier in the show about Howard, and he has kind of like a Kermit DeFrog voice.
01:49:09.000 But when you listen to him, it's like really deep like this.
01:49:12.000 Yeah.
01:49:14.000 Since I've been home, because I live in a lockdown state, I used to listen to the show on my phone with my headphones.
01:49:21.000 But now that I'm home, I can listen to it streaming through my system.
01:49:26.000 Every single Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, I have my speakers on a shelf, and I have the show just playing at a normal, quiet volume.
01:49:34.000 You know, the kids are learning at home.
01:49:36.000 The speaker rattles off the shelf every goddamn time.
01:49:40.000 Really?
01:49:40.000 Because the bass is so loud.
01:49:42.000 Is it from the voices or like videos that we'll play?
01:49:46.000 What?
01:49:47.000 It's like from the last time.
01:49:48.000 He's saying Howard Strimmer and so much bass.
01:49:50.000 It flexed up the speaker.
01:49:51.000 I thought he was talking about us.
01:49:53.000 I thought he was talking about us because we do have bass.
01:49:55.000 Are you talking about us or Howard?
01:49:58.000 Oh, no, I'm talking about Howard.
01:49:59.000 You guys sound great.
01:50:00.000 I listen to you guys on the computer on the phone.
01:50:01.000 Brian's interrupting the show once again to take away from him.
01:50:05.000 He does not have proper modulation.
01:50:07.000 It's very deep.
01:50:08.000 And it rattles the speaker off the shelves.
01:50:11.000 It's crazy.
01:50:12.000 Yeah.
01:50:13.000 I don't know if you listened the other day when Ralph was on the show.
01:50:16.000 Sounds completely different when he was live on his own mic as opposed to calling in and being filtered through Howard's mic.
01:50:24.000 It's just, yeah, it's pretty crazy.
01:50:26.000 I don't know.
01:50:26.000 I think it's funny because his voice is extra deep through the radio, But then it's usually like Kermit the Frog voice.
01:50:32.000 Yeah, it's annoying.
01:50:33.000 Have you noticed, too, that he wouldn't shut up about the masks?
01:50:36.000 You got to wear the mask.
01:50:37.000 We got to work together.
01:50:38.000 We got to beat this thing.
01:50:40.000 And then the vaccine comes out, and people are like, Are you going to get the vaccine?
01:50:44.000 And he goes, Yeah.
01:50:48.000 I mean, I don't really have a reason to get it.
01:50:52.000 I never leave the house.
01:50:53.000 I never leave my house.
01:50:54.000 So I wouldn't want to take away from someone who wants to get it, who would need it.
01:50:59.000 You fucking pussy literally.
01:51:00.000 Did you know he was first in line with all this, like that, like, what is it, that mobile rich person testing?
01:51:06.000 Yeah, it's because he doesn't want to leave his house.
01:51:08.000 So it's like the vaccine is the worst thing for him.
01:51:10.000 And he's got his probably his old lady wants to hang out with all of her celebrity friends and he won't let her leave the house.
01:51:15.000 Well, he's also a fucking hypochondriac.
01:51:18.000 So he's scared of the vaccine.
01:51:22.000 Oh, yeah, most definitely.
01:51:23.000 I mean, the dude's afraid of his own shadow.
01:51:26.000 Fucking dork.
01:51:27.000 All right, thanks for calling.
01:51:29.000 I love to hate me some Howard Stern.
01:51:32.000 I don't know why.
01:51:32.000 It's hard to explain.
01:51:33.000 Like, I listen to raw dog comedy in the car a lot, and I could just enjoy that and not torture myself with Howard Stern's bullshit, fucking limousine liberal opinions.
01:51:43.000 But I just, I always, the dial always goes back there.
01:51:47.000 And sometimes I'll yell, fuck you.
01:51:49.000 In the car, I'll explain the thing.
01:51:51.000 I'll go, it's because it's a different population, you fucking idiot.
01:51:55.000 Because he'll just have something wrong, and it's such a basic misunderstanding of the thing.
01:52:00.000 And then they all laugh at how dumb it is.
01:52:02.000 Like when they laugh at Christianity.
01:52:04.000 Oh, yeah, he's in the sky, and he can see you every day, huh?
01:52:07.000 Yeah, sure.
01:52:10.000 Sometimes you do some crazy shit.
01:52:12.000 You were in a motorcycle act.
01:52:14.000 That doesn't sound natural.
01:52:15.000 You were in a motorcycle.
01:52:16.000 Yeah, you're right.
01:52:17.000 That sounds like at the beginning of a movie where they have those THX things and it's like, whoa!
01:52:25.000 Just to show you the full dynamic range.
01:52:27.000 When we really busted out, we could really rock this theater.
01:52:31.000 Holy shit.
01:52:32.000 You were in a motorcycle act.
01:52:34.000 That movie looks a lot.
01:52:36.000 That's my point.
01:52:37.000 I mean, I say, if I was George Clooney, I wouldn't leave the house.
01:52:40.000 I don't want anything to happen to my face.
01:52:41.000 I have too good a life.
01:52:42.000 You need subwoofers.
01:52:44.000 That's what he says to everyone, too.
01:52:46.000 Why would you leave the house?
01:52:47.000 What were you doing?
01:52:48.000 I wouldn't do that.
01:52:49.000 That's too dangerous.
01:52:49.000 I'd be scared.
01:52:50.000 I'm scared.
01:52:51.000 Scared, scared, scared, scared, scared.
01:52:54.000 Ugh, hey.
01:52:56.000 Blake.
01:52:59.000 Hey, Merry Christmas, fellas.
01:53:01.000 Merry Christmas.
01:53:01.000 Merry Christmas.
01:53:03.000 Hey, so if you had two bands that were going to disappear forever, and you got to choose one that would disappear, Led Zeppelin or Alice and Chains, what do you got, man?
01:53:14.000 What was the first one?
01:53:17.000 Led Zeppelin.
01:53:18.000 Oh, my God.
01:53:19.000 That's the easiest question I've ever wited in my life.
01:53:22.000 Alice and Chains are fucking garbage, and I might actually kill them myself and remove their discography from everywhere in the world.
01:53:30.000 And Led Zeppelin fucking rock.
01:53:34.000 Okay, good.
01:53:35.000 You answered my question then.
01:53:36.000 Appreciate it, Philip.
01:53:37.000 Merry Christmas later.
01:53:38.000 Fool in the Rain?
01:53:40.000 When do you ever not want to hang Fool in the Rain?
01:53:43.000 Hear Fool in the Rain.
01:53:44.000 Or the Immigrant Song?
01:53:46.000 Holy shit, they were good.
01:53:48.000 The only thing I don't get about Led Zeppelin is they must have been in the practice space after they did the songs the first time.
01:53:56.000 Like the first time they finished Immigrant Song.
01:53:59.000 They must have just been going, holy fuck, guys.
01:54:03.000 This is like voodoo.
01:54:04.000 That was the heaviest shit I ever heard, and it was me.
01:54:08.000 We're intense.
01:54:14.000 I love us.
01:54:17.000 I bet Led Zeppelin are big Led Zeppelin fans.
01:54:22.000 Troy.
01:54:26.000 Wow, I'm drawing a lot better sober.
01:54:28.000 Now we got Troy.
01:54:29.000 Hey, buddy.
01:54:32.000 Hello?
01:54:32.000 Hello?
01:54:33.000 Hello?
01:54:33.000 Hello.
01:54:35.000 Oh, wow.
01:54:35.000 Cool.
01:54:36.000 Hey, guys.
01:54:37.000 So just thanks for doing the show first off, and then I'll keep it short.
01:54:42.000 I really, really wanted to tell you guys about a crazy subreddit I found the other day that kind of broke my brain.
01:54:49.000 And a lot of the crazy stuff that I hear come out of Gavin's mouth from the past or, you know, like crazy adventures, that doesn't fade me, but I really got to know.
01:54:58.000 I got to get his opinion on this.
01:55:00.000 It's a subreddit called Immobile.
01:55:03.000 Spelled like I'm Mobile, which is the irony in that.
01:55:06.000 But it's Reddit.
01:55:09.000 I mean, you guys know how to pull a subreddit.
01:55:11.000 I know Ryan does.
01:55:12.000 Yes.
01:55:12.000 But it's Immobile is the subreddit.
01:55:15.000 R-Immobile.
01:55:17.000 I need an opinion.
01:55:18.000 Apparently, this is some kind of sexual thing, but I don't understand it at all.
01:55:22.000 So not 2Ms.
01:55:26.000 No, it's you can you spell it like I'm mobile.
01:55:29.000 Immobile is spelled IMM.
01:55:31.000 So yes, 2M's spelled correctly.
01:55:34.000 It's basically people, you'll pull it up, it's people who are trying to eat enough to never be able to move.
01:55:42.000 Like, that's the kink, I guess.
01:55:44.000 I don't get it.
01:55:45.000 And I need to know if I, I mean, this is worse than like beheaded like decapitation videos.
01:55:51.000 I can't handle going on that place.
01:55:52.000 I saw it once and I stepped away, but I'm in Sherry because he's horrific.
01:55:56.000 Not all safe for work version.
01:55:58.000 There's a way to just look at the scene.
01:56:00.000 Never too big.
01:56:03.000 Okay, thanks for calling.
01:56:04.000 We'll check it out.
01:56:05.000 It's like healthy at any size to the 10.
01:56:08.000 Gross.
01:56:09.000 You know, these people are blasphemous.
01:56:11.000 God gave you this incredible gift, life.
01:56:14.000 The life is held in a body, and you're just fucking throwing that away.
01:56:20.000 That incredible, like all those, think of the complexity of your lungs and your fingernails and all this stuff.
01:56:25.000 And you're like, is that a guy?
01:56:29.000 I can't even...
01:56:29.000 Is that even a.
01:56:31.000 I think we could just show that, no matter what the gender is.
01:56:36.000 So eager to get so much fucking fatter.
01:56:39.000 Might make me a mobile blob I am meant to be.
01:56:42.000 What?
01:56:43.000 And then I think the people, because I've seen this on 600 Pound Life, you see like the Mexican dude that's with her kind of getting bummed out that she's losing the weight.
01:56:52.000 They're feeders.
01:56:53.000 Yeah.
01:56:55.000 Shit, much more.
01:56:55.000 And then you don't see him towards the end of the thing because he's gone off with another fatty.
01:57:03.000 Shit, I fucked this up.
01:57:05.000 This is Rat Face Dirtbag.
01:57:09.000 I wanted to talk about a wedding.
01:57:13.000 No, this is Rat Face.
01:57:14.000 I wanted to talk about pegging.
01:57:16.000 P-E-G-G-I-N-G.
01:57:18.000 Oh, okay.
01:57:20.000 Yeah, so I was watching the Atheism is Unstoppable video, and he put something out about pegging, and it reminded me of a funny story.
01:57:29.000 About 10 years ago, I was in college, and I started dating this teacher, not a professor.
01:57:34.000 She was a high school teacher that I met at a bar, and she told me she was into dubstep, which was my first clue that I shouldn't have pursued it, but it's cold out in the wild, so I went after it.
01:57:44.000 Sorry, what city is this?
01:57:47.000 Say it again?
01:57:48.000 What city are we in now?
01:57:52.000 We're in East Tennessee.
01:57:55.000 Okay.
01:57:56.000 So it's not literally cold.
01:57:59.000 No.
01:58:00.000 Gotcha.
01:58:02.000 So I started.
01:58:05.000 So I started, we started banging, and then about two weeks into it, we're driving around town, and she's in the driver's seat, and I'm in the passenger seat, and she says, what do you know about pegging?
01:58:18.000 And for me, at the time, I had no clue what she meant, but I thought about my time in high school on the wrestling team.
01:58:25.000 We had a pegboard where you could climb the wall with a pegboard, kind of like climbing a rope, but you just use your upper body and you move these pegs up the board and you pull yourself up the wall and then back down.
01:58:35.000 So that's what I thought she was talking about.
01:58:37.000 So she says, what do you know about pegging?
01:58:39.000 And I said, oh, when I was in high school, I used to do that all the time.
01:58:43.000 Being the wrestler in the room together.
01:58:46.000 And I said, when I was younger, when I was a freshman, I wasn't very good at it, but the older guys taught me how to do it.
01:58:51.000 Oh, my God.
01:58:52.000 By the time I was a senior, I was the best in the room.
01:58:56.000 Her eyes just start lighting up, and her mouth opens.
01:59:01.000 And I'm looking over, and she runs to a red light.
01:59:04.000 And I was like, what the fuck's going on?
01:59:05.000 Stop the car.
01:59:06.000 And she pulls over.
01:59:07.000 And I said, what is going on?
01:59:09.000 You're having like this reaction to what I'm saying.
01:59:12.000 And she said, oh, my God.
01:59:13.000 Like, I always thought wrestlers were gay, but what you're telling me, this is the greatest thing I've ever heard.
01:59:18.000 And then she explained to me what she was talking about.
01:59:22.000 And I got out of the fucking car.
01:59:24.000 Never talked to her again.
01:59:27.000 That's great.
01:59:28.000 Thanks for calling.
01:59:29.000 Good little jam.
01:59:32.000 He got out of the car.
01:59:32.000 He's the one who's the pegging master.
01:59:35.000 He's the weirdo.
01:59:36.000 She should have gotten out of the car.
01:59:40.000 Freeloaders, beware.
01:59:44.000 The hell?
01:59:45.000 Hey.
01:59:46.000 Is that a shit bubble?
01:59:47.000 Are you in the bath?
01:59:48.000 Brian Walker Rivera.
01:59:51.000 Yeah, is this you, Bath You?
01:59:55.000 You bat you.
01:59:56.000 You're in the bath.
01:59:56.000 No, no, no.
01:59:57.000 I was bitching about the freeloaders.
02:00:00.000 Are you in the bath, sir?
02:00:04.000 I'm giving a bath to a three-year-old.
02:00:06.000 Oh, okay.
02:00:07.000 Gotcha.
02:00:08.000 What is that?
02:00:09.000 So, wow, you guys are very perceptive.
02:00:11.000 Anyway, last week, Gavin, you mentioned something about a yellow discharge from your ana.
02:00:17.000 Yeah.
02:00:19.000 Is it also true that Milo spent the night with you?
02:00:22.000 Yeah.
02:00:25.000 That's just a coincidence.
02:00:28.000 Perhaps there was some rancid jizz in your undershorts that day.
02:00:32.000 Maybe someone tripped and fell.
02:00:34.000 That's the name of my next book, Rancid Jizz in My Undershorts.
02:00:37.000 Ranted Jiz that Day.
02:00:39.000 Okay.
02:00:40.000 Another thing, your doodle, I think you should start, you're going to sell more doodles if you do doodles of your drops.
02:00:48.000 For instance, like, you know, being good at it, if you will.
02:00:53.000 Oh, that's a good idea.
02:00:54.000 A collection.
02:00:55.000 Doodle drops.
02:00:56.000 Also, last thing, I know I'm not supposed to ask for too much, but this is it.
02:01:01.000 All right.
02:01:01.000 Thanks for calling.
02:01:02.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:01:03.000 It was good catching up with you.
02:01:04.000 Just don't announce it.
02:01:06.000 Just try to sneak it in.
02:01:07.000 You probably will fail.
02:01:08.000 What was it, freeloader?
02:01:09.000 He's saying he's bathing someone else, a kid?
02:01:12.000 He's bathing a kid.
02:01:13.000 A three-year-old.
02:01:16.000 That's like slang.
02:01:17.000 It's a joke.
02:01:18.000 You call your kids freeloaders.
02:01:19.000 All right.
02:01:21.000 That's kind of an insidy joke to just throw out there.
02:01:23.000 I didn't know that expression.
02:01:25.000 Sorry, Ryan.
02:01:26.000 Joseph again.
02:01:27.000 Oh, okay.
02:01:29.000 This is the Lebanese button.
02:01:31.000 He's finally through.
02:01:31.000 Well, then you get through twice, and you get through every show.
02:01:35.000 Do you have a skip button?
02:01:38.000 No, I'm just persistent.
02:01:41.000 Okay.
02:01:41.000 Typical Lebanese.
02:01:43.000 But everyone else we talked to, like, fuck, I was on home for an hour and a half.
02:01:46.000 I can't believe I'm on.
02:01:49.000 I love you guys.
02:01:50.000 What can I say?
02:01:51.000 Listen, when I presented the COVID tracking project research shit, by the way, in the last week, they updated their website.
02:01:59.000 Brian did a great job.
02:02:02.000 They updated their website.
02:02:04.000 Oh, okay.
02:02:06.000 They changed it.
02:02:06.000 They changed the whole look.
02:02:09.000 Basically, they're downplaying their claim to authority and just presenting themselves as a factual, this is everything.
02:02:20.000 You guys should look it up.
02:02:23.000 But the point of my call was, as a little reference, but this week I want to highlight a short segment from a Theo Vaughan podcast from February 2019.
02:02:36.000 And this guy, Theo Vaughn, I know you guys have heard of him.
02:02:38.000 I'm sure you have.
02:02:39.000 I think you mentioned him on the show a couple times in passing.
02:02:42.000 But to me, he's one of these secret kings of the internet, like Norm McDonald, like where nobody really talks about him, but they get all this attention.
02:02:52.000 Anyways, Ryan, look up, I sent you an email to the mailbag, Theo Von Proud Boys.
02:02:59.000 The reason I have, I time stamped it.
02:03:02.000 The clip is basically he has this guest on called Ari Shafir.
02:03:06.000 We know he's a very ugly Jew.
02:03:09.000 Okay.
02:03:09.000 Yeah, you know Ari.
02:03:10.000 He's funny.
02:03:11.000 He's known for his controversial Colby Bryan helicopter death tweet.
02:03:16.000 Yep, yep, I remember that.
02:03:17.000 You know?
02:03:18.000 He said something.
02:03:19.000 Oh, boy, this guy really hates traffic.
02:03:22.000 Yeah, I mean, it was like it was a true comedian tweet.
02:03:27.000 Like, it was true what he said.
02:03:28.000 Like, it was whatever.
02:03:30.000 Anyways, the reason I bring that up is because Ari Shafir, as the guest, brings up in response to Theo's allusion to resisting the temptation of pornographic masturbation.
02:03:44.000 he references Proud Boys.
02:03:46.000 And for me, it's like, it's funny because I only dedicate my spare time to a few different people.
02:03:54.000 One of them is you.
02:03:56.000 One of them is Theo Vaughn.
02:03:58.000 And I just think you should look into that collaboration potential.
02:04:03.000 I know that, you know, you're calling.
02:04:09.000 Oh, I know this dude.
02:04:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:04:11.000 Yeah, man.
02:04:11.000 Theo Vaughn.
02:04:12.000 It's pretty cool.
02:04:13.000 Instagram, so you can see it.
02:04:15.000 Here's the first question.
02:04:16.000 Wasn't he like a reality TV star or something?
02:04:18.000 Like MTV, right?
02:04:20.000 The Real World or something?
02:04:21.000 Was he a Real World guy that became a comedian?
02:04:25.000 Like, he's a cartoon character.
02:04:26.000 His origin.
02:04:28.000 I'll figure it out.
02:04:29.000 Yeah.
02:04:31.000 Dio RE got a dark art survivor here.
02:04:33.000 Gang, bro.
02:04:34.000 In Atlanta, Georgia.
02:04:36.000 What's dark arts survivor?
02:04:36.000 Dio RE.
02:04:37.000 People that survive the dark arts.
02:04:38.000 The dark arts are things that take you out of your element to succeed.
02:04:42.000 So excessive masturbation, doing drugs, you know.
02:04:47.000 Australia, it sounds like.
02:04:48.000 Australia.
02:04:50.000 Am I a dark arts survivor if I do all those and don't let it hold me back?
02:04:54.000 Gang, gang.
02:04:55.000 Yeah, you're more of a dark arts master, I think.
02:04:58.000 See, I struggle with it.
02:05:00.000 I'm always the fucking guy who's fucking up, but you really seem like a real savant.
02:05:04.000 Like, you're Slytherin.
02:05:05.000 Oh, yeah.
02:05:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:05:07.000 And I'm just some fucking Hufflepuff who keeps fucking, you know, copping bads.
02:05:11.000 Potter references?
02:05:12.000 They both are.
02:05:12.000 So, yeah, you mastered the art.
02:05:15.000 So is this kind of like Proud Boys, but like your own sect?
02:05:18.000 Yeah, no, this guy's just a guy who probably trying to stay off of drugs and maybe trying to not to jerk off at night.
02:05:24.000 Okay, that's cool.
02:05:26.000 Yeah, there's our big nemesis.
02:05:27.000 All right.
02:05:28.000 Our guard survivor here.
02:05:29.000 I wonder if that's it.
02:05:30.000 In Atlanta, Georgia.
02:05:31.000 And I have a question for both of you guys.
02:05:32.000 You come to the conclusion.
02:05:33.000 And gang.
02:05:34.000 And gang, baby.
02:05:35.000 There you go.
02:05:36.000 Let's get a gang from Jupiter.
02:05:37.000 I thought you said it was time for me to come to the decision.
02:05:38.000 It was, man, I take too many chances.
02:05:39.000 That's what it was?
02:05:41.000 Yeah.
02:05:43.000 Oh, man.
02:05:44.000 So this guy just wasted so much of our time.
02:05:46.000 He goes, I listen to your show.
02:05:47.000 I listened to that show.
02:05:48.000 And then this show mentioned Proud Boys.
02:05:50.000 You know who else mentioned Proud Boys?
02:05:52.000 The President of the United States.
02:05:55.000 So this is not some fucking groundbreaking controversy, dude.
02:06:00.000 Jesus Christ.
02:06:01.000 You're persistently calling back every episode for that?
02:06:04.000 I have some good news.
02:06:05.000 We're going to stay on the line until we get an okay call that's not a complete waste of time piece of shit from Aleb.
02:06:13.000 Imagine he calls back.
02:06:14.000 Hey guys, one more thing.
02:06:15.000 I just waited on hold again.
02:06:18.000 All right.
02:06:18.000 We got Danny from Queens.
02:06:22.000 Good day.
02:06:23.000 Uhuru.
02:06:24.000 Uhuru.
02:06:24.000 Hey.
02:06:27.000 So I saw a couple of episodes ago.
02:06:30.000 You were talking about the girl Chrissy from Intervention.
02:06:32.000 And I got an update on her.
02:06:34.000 Oh, good.
02:06:34.000 What do we got?
02:06:37.000 So she was arrested in 2011 for grand larceny, felony.
02:06:43.000 Then 2013, crime against a public peace and health safety violation.
02:06:49.000 I don't know what that means.
02:06:51.000 Maybe that's like the name of the officer.
02:06:54.000 They're a peace health and safety officer, and she attacked him?
02:06:59.000 I don't know.
02:06:59.000 It just says a health and safety violation.
02:07:02.000 So maybe she's out here giving diseases out or something.
02:07:07.000 Okay.
02:07:09.000 And then she got felony, assault with a deadly weapon in February 2015.
02:07:16.000 And then she was spreading diseases again in May 2015.
02:07:19.000 And then she had a baby in like December 2014.
02:07:24.000 What's her name?
02:07:25.000 What?
02:07:26.000 What's her real name?
02:07:28.000 Oh, Chrissy.
02:07:29.000 Her name's Christy.
02:07:30.000 Chrissy, what?
02:07:31.000 It's Christy Celaya.
02:07:33.000 C-E-L-A-Y-A.
02:07:35.000 I got a, if you Google Christie Intervention Taco Bell update, because there's a video too.
02:07:41.000 She's got a Taco Bell cracked out spitting at people.
02:07:46.000 I wonder if she's...
02:07:47.000 She looks kind of Native American in the first time I saw her, but now she looks more white.
02:07:53.000 Oh, you got the sarcasm one?
02:07:54.000 No, the Taco Bell update.
02:07:56.000 That's not coming up.
02:07:57.000 Chrissy Intervention Taco Bell update, right?
02:08:00.000 Yeah, but you're looking in YouTube, right?
02:08:02.000 No H, and there should be a Reddit.
02:08:04.000 Oh, and Reddit.
02:08:04.000 It's the first one.
02:08:05.000 Gotcha.
02:08:07.000 I can send it to you right now.
02:08:08.000 I don't know what the email is, though.
02:08:12.000 Is she still hot?
02:08:15.000 I mean, she can get it.
02:08:15.000 She's not really hot, though.
02:08:17.000 We're not going to kick her out of bed for eating.
02:08:20.000 You might like it, though.
02:08:20.000 She looks like she's up here at Leo.
02:08:22.000 All right.
02:08:23.000 Thanks for calling.
02:08:23.000 We're going to check her out.
02:08:26.000 All right, man.
02:08:27.000 All right, bro.
02:08:28.000 She's got...
02:08:30.000 Like, I did meth once by accident.
02:08:32.000 We thought it was MDMA.
02:08:34.000 And I was up for three days, got fucking wasted, saw Jesus, became, cured cancer, and then woke up, had it seemed like 10 days of hell hangover.
02:08:47.000 And I just thought, well, I'm never going to that weird planet ever again.
02:08:51.000 And she's been on that planet for years?
02:08:55.000 Like three days felt like getting thrown off a building.
02:08:58.000 She's on it for years?
02:09:03.000 That's my friend right there.
02:09:06.000 I'm going to do it.
02:09:08.000 Are you sure this is her?
02:09:12.000 I'm waiting.
02:09:13.000 Yeah, I'm waiting.
02:09:14.000 I don't know.
02:09:14.000 This fits the whole...
02:09:16.000 The bill.
02:09:17.000 Wait, wait.
02:09:18.000 Go back.
02:09:19.000 Is that her?
02:09:20.000 It did kind of look like her.
02:09:26.000 What's...
02:09:26.000 Why is like half of her dark?
02:09:27.000 Is that just the lighting or is she wet?
02:09:32.000 No, yeah, there's a headlight in front of her.
02:09:34.000 It does look like.
02:09:34.000 She's being lit by headlights.
02:09:36.000 Oh, shit.
02:09:39.000 Fucking stop.
02:09:40.000 Piss your pants, you fucking crackhead.
02:09:42.000 What'd she do?
02:09:42.000 It was pissed.
02:09:43.000 How is she pissed?
02:09:45.000 Remember, every time Ryan says something, it's the opposite.
02:09:47.000 She was also lit by headlight.
02:09:48.000 Like half of her was dark.
02:09:50.000 Yeah, it's piss.
02:09:51.000 She's drenched in piss.
02:09:52.000 Alright, let's do another call.
02:09:54.000 Not good.
02:09:57.000 Okay.
02:09:58.000 This one just says Ryan.
02:09:59.000 How's it going?
02:10:03.000 Hey, Ryan, how are you?
02:10:05.000 How are you?
02:10:07.000 My name is Ryan, and I have a dad.
02:10:09.000 How are you?
02:10:11.000 I could relate to half of what you just said.
02:10:15.000 Yeah, I'm just calling.
02:10:17.000 I just wanted to just clear some things up.
02:10:21.000 I just wanted a straight answer on this one.
02:10:26.000 Would you rather have a car company that doesn't make solar panels, or would you rather have a roofing company that does make solar panels power your home?
02:10:38.000 What was the second one?
02:10:41.000 Yeah, would you rather have a car company that does not make solar panels?
02:10:47.000 Or would you rather have a roofing company that does make solar panels power your house?
02:10:54.000 Are you like a bad, like a villain from a movie?
02:10:57.000 This is like a Riddler's.
02:10:58.000 No, I'm just asking, which one is it?
02:11:00.000 Which one would you prefer?
02:11:01.000 I guess we'll do the roofing company.
02:11:02.000 The roof.
02:11:03.000 I was going to say.
02:11:03.000 I'll do the roof.
02:11:04.000 The roofing company.
02:11:06.000 Okay, so I need people to hop off Elon Musk's dick or cockrocket over here, okay?
02:11:12.000 Because, you know, I'd prefer a roofing company with solar panels.
02:11:19.000 Oh, I see.
02:11:20.000 Great to hear from you.
02:11:21.000 Elon Musk thing.
02:11:23.000 Okay.
02:11:24.000 I see what you're saying.
02:11:27.000 Last call.
02:11:27.000 Hope it's a good one.
02:11:29.000 Defend the police or something about the police.
02:11:32.000 707, you're on the line.
02:11:35.000 Oh, hey, guys.
02:11:36.000 Hey, man.
02:11:36.000 Hello.
02:11:38.000 Hey, Gavin.
02:11:39.000 So I had this moment because there's all this deep on the police talk that's been going on for a long time.
02:11:44.000 And I know it scares people like you and me or conservatives, especially if you lived in a big city.
02:11:49.000 I live in kind of a big city.
02:11:52.000 But I had this moment where I thought about, well, if conservative towns or conservative counties, say they lost half their police or something, it seems like we would, you know, whether they're proud boys or not, the conservative guys would kind of do some community policing,
02:12:11.000 self-policing, something.
02:12:13.000 And we would actually probably do things right.
02:12:17.000 And I feel like the left-wing cities would just decay.
02:12:19.000 And it would be, we don't want, like, you and me don't want to see the decay happen in the left-wing cities because it's just going to be so much crime and murder.
02:12:27.000 But what do you think about it in like right-wing communities?
02:12:31.000 Would you think that we actually have a chance at that kind of policy?
02:12:34.000 Well, without a doubt.
02:12:35.000 I mean, Plano, Texas, I think, has the lowest crime in America.
02:12:38.000 They have the highest gun rate per capita.
02:12:39.000 More guns, less crime.
02:12:41.000 And if you look at the south side of Chicago, Baltimore, those places have been swallowed up by crime.
02:12:48.000 There's no saving them.
02:12:50.000 There's no conservatives policing them.
02:12:52.000 So there's no police policing them.
02:12:54.000 And that means that 20 blacks die a day.
02:12:57.000 And the Dems wish this on black communities, I guess.
02:13:01.000 They're more effective than the Klan at eradicating black people.
02:13:05.000 And we fought.
02:13:06.000 That's the thing I always say is I'm like, I'm fine.
02:13:09.000 Like, I got money.
02:13:10.000 I'm armed.
02:13:11.000 I got my family.
02:13:12.000 I'm good.
02:13:13.000 Trump was actually bad for me tax-wise because I live in a liberal enclave and I think he punished us.
02:13:20.000 But it's you I'm worried about.
02:13:22.000 It's you, America.
02:13:23.000 And we sit here, we keep screaming, stop doing that, you're killing yourself.
02:13:26.000 It's like a fat person.
02:13:28.000 You say, stop eating all the time, dude.
02:13:30.000 You're going to get heart failure.
02:13:31.000 You're going to die.
02:13:32.000 And they go, fuck you.
02:13:34.000 You worry about you.
02:13:34.000 And you're like, okay, I'm fine.
02:13:36.000 I'm going to live.
02:13:37.000 But yeah, great point.
02:13:38.000 Thanks for calling.
02:13:40.000 All right.
02:13:40.000 That's it, folks, for the show.
02:13:44.000 Stay tuned to my parlor, Gavin McInnes, for updates throughout the holidays.
02:13:49.000 We've made sure that you're well taken care of.
02:13:51.000 Thank fucking God, we got that payment processor figured out.
02:13:57.000 Like, I am literally Hitler.
02:14:00.000 I'm Adolf Hitler.
02:14:02.000 When banks see my name, everyone just drops everything.
02:14:06.000 Soon I won't be able to fly.
02:14:07.000 Soon I won't be able to get hotels.
02:14:09.000 I'm going to have to get a fake identity.
02:14:13.000 But I'm never going to stop fighting.
02:14:16.000 I can't.
02:14:17.000 I'm just going to keep chugging along like a little engine that could.
02:14:20.000 I remember the Seinfeld was asked, what are you doing?
02:14:21.000 Why are you driving around comedians with cars?
02:14:24.000 You got your money.
02:14:24.000 And he goes, I'm a woodchuck.
02:14:27.000 A woodchuck chucks wood.
02:14:28.000 I'm a beaver.
02:14:29.000 I just got to keep gnawing away at trees.
02:14:31.000 And I'm a fighter.
02:14:33.000 So I have to keep fighting for what's right.
02:14:37.000 It's in my bones.
02:14:40.000 And I want it to be in your bones, too.
02:14:42.000 More specifically in your boner.
02:14:45.000 Let's procreate.
02:14:46.000 Let's get married.
02:14:47.000 Let's find a lady.
02:14:48.000 Let's put a ring on it.
02:14:50.000 Let's love her when we do procreate.
02:14:52.000 Respect her.
02:14:53.000 Don't beat off.
02:14:55.000 Be nice to her.
02:14:56.000 Don't be too nice, though.
02:14:58.000 They don't like that.
02:15:00.000 Don't tell her about it.
02:15:01.000 Don't tell her all your crazy dreams, like Billy Joel says.
02:15:04.000 You still got to be a man.
02:15:06.000 Don't share a bathroom with her.
02:15:07.000 And divide up the chores.
02:15:09.000 You know, you take the garbage outside.
02:15:11.000 You do the dishes maybe once a week.
02:15:13.000 She does the dishes and cooks most of the time.
02:15:15.000 You can clean up a little bit.
02:15:17.000 You do all the big stuff outside, the fieldwork.
02:15:20.000 You take the hoses in.
02:15:21.000 You store them.
02:15:21.000 You clean the garage.
02:15:23.000 She cleans the kitchen.
02:15:25.000 She plans the vacation.
02:15:27.000 You load up the car.
02:15:29.000 She packs for the kids.
02:15:30.000 You pack for yourself.
02:15:31.000 Do your own laundry.
02:15:32.000 You don't want her washing your shit stains.
02:15:35.000 And it's enough that she has to sort all the different kids and get all that organized.
02:15:39.000 She shouldn't have to deal with your t-shirts folding your t-shirts.
02:15:42.000 You do all your own laundry.
02:15:43.000 That way, they'll never get mixed up with anyone.
02:15:45.000 You won't see your son wearing a shirt or something.
02:15:48.000 Look at that beautiful, beautiful bird.
02:15:52.000 Do your job.
02:15:53.000 Play your cards.
02:15:55.000 Think big.
02:15:56.000 The amazing thing about being a man in the Western world is you're in your own movie.
02:16:02.000 It's sort of like lucid dreaming where all of a sudden you can just fly.
02:16:06.000 You can control where this is going.
02:16:08.000 You can fuck it up with your bad, with your dark arts.
02:16:13.000 Or you can make it happen.
02:16:14.000 You can make it exciting as you want, as dangerous as you want.
02:16:18.000 And people go, yeah, yeah, if you're rich.
02:16:20.000 You know what?
02:16:21.000 If you want to get rich, go near money.
02:16:22.000 People who work in finance, people who work in banking, people who, if you want lots of money, be near it.
02:16:28.000 Like if you want to fuck supermodels, Be near them, get involved in fashion, become a photographer.
02:16:34.000 Neither of those things have ever interested me.
02:16:36.000 I'd like to fuck models and be a billionaire, but not enough to sit there and work through finance.
02:16:40.000 I'd rather do this kind of stuff.
02:16:42.000 And it ends up working itself out.
02:16:45.000 And you just got to be true to yourself.
02:16:47.000 You know, they say that the happiest people, the most satisfied people, are the ones who surround themselves with people they can be most themselves with.
02:16:57.000 If your cheeks hurt from fake laughing or you can't come up with a weird thought that you had, like an adventurous thought, like remember when Rush said, if you couldn't charge rape after taking a guy home, women would be a lot more selective about who they brought home.
02:17:15.000 Now, he's not saying legalized rape, but he is saying kind of a controversial, dangerous, kind of a brain puzzle.
02:17:20.000 Now, he was almost murdered for that because it was misinterpreted.
02:17:23.000 But you want someone where you can say weird things like that to and bounce off ideas.
02:17:29.000 That's how you're happy.
02:17:30.000 And if you're at work and you're constantly stewing, if you work at MSNBC and you got to turn down the volume, I understand that.
02:17:37.000 But don't let it eat away at you.
02:17:38.000 If things start to eat away at you and you're like, I'm not me, then change that.
02:17:44.000 You need to be you to be happy.
02:17:45.000 You're going to make yourself bald and give yourself cancer if you constantly hold it in.
02:17:50.000 So get fired.
02:17:51.000 Get in trouble.
02:17:53.000 Be brave.
02:17:55.000 Merry Christmas.
02:17:57.000 Happy New Year.
02:17:58.000 And never stop fighting.