Julian and Matt are back from their Christmas break and ready to celebrate the holiday season. They talk about their favorite Christmas songs, their favorite holiday traditions, and what they're looking forward to in the new year.
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00:06:38.000i think this was after you decided to change them up because this is the the one that you sent it to me.
00:07:57.000It was originally for going out and taking presents, maybe presents you didn't need that you got for Christmas, boxing them up and giving them to the poor, the less fortunate.
00:08:05.000We've since changed that, and now it's buying stuff for ourselves, because that's what really, that's what Christmas is really about.
00:08:34.000I got to be honest, I wasn't showing it too much on the show, but I was fretting because I went through maybe 11 banks that said, yeah, of course, yeah, we can do it.
00:14:06.000It was originally a poem by an academic named Clement C. Moore, who was kind of embarrassed that his poem was kind of gay, creature-stirring, and all that.
00:24:26.000So the story is, back in, I don't know when, I think the late 80s, Detective George Cachevalle, sorry if I mispronounced his name, was shot in line of duty.
00:24:40.000So they named a canine unit after him.
00:24:42.000I don't think he was in the canine unit.
00:25:51.000Anyway, teacher wore the shirt and they said to the class, sorry, the principal of the school said the Blue Lives Matter Flag makes some children feel unsafe.
00:26:03.000And that says a lot of shit, but two things it says to me: is one, hey, children, the cops are bad, they're dangerous, they're evil.
00:26:11.000And say someone's trying to rape you, don't go to the cops.
00:26:14.000You just put my kids in jeopardy by telling them that because now I'm scared that they're going to be scared of going to the cops.
00:30:42.000I got this letter from Max I want to read you.
00:30:46.000I said, my favorite thing to ask prisoners, and I don't think they enjoy it because they don't want to hear about, they don't want to talk about prison and their charges all the time.
00:31:56.000And even when I went to that penitentiary in Philadelphia, they were talking about murderers and saying most murderers just do it once and they never do it again.
00:32:05.000So they would have sentences of like five years.
00:32:08.000And those guys would sit alone with the Bible.
00:35:22.000Every tall guy in Glasgow has to fight once a day.
00:35:25.000Some little dude who wants to prove himself.
00:35:29.000Murderers, for the most part, just happened to do it.
00:35:33.000They weren't any more emotional than anyone else gets when their wife leaves them for another man.
00:35:38.000They just put themselves in a situation where they can actually go through with it.
00:35:42.000They are happy and talkative, like a very normal person.
00:35:45.000Here we go to what he calls the 1%, what other people seem to call the 5%.
00:35:49.000The people who are incompatible with society are either hell-bent on being gangster or are mentally broken records.
00:35:56.000People who are mental talk a big game and get their asses beat on the regular.
00:36:00.000They are pleasant 99% of the time, but then that record spins all the way around and the needle hits the scratch and all of a sudden they want to kill your entire family.
00:36:29.000Not a single person took him seriously.
00:36:32.00099% of these gangstas, that's the other group he was referring to before he got into the broken record guys, say they're going straight when they get out.
00:36:40.000They don't want to get caught up in the mess again.
00:36:42.000The problem is they parole right back to the same projects with the same people, same drama, and get into the same trouble.
00:36:48.000I do know a few of them that are set on getting busy in the streets after they get out, but even they crack once in a while and shout out to no one in particular, I just want to go home and be with my family.
00:37:00.000There are a lot of people in here that, well, we call them rapos.
00:37:05.000Mostly they stand out, but on more than one occasion I've got to talking to guys in my electrical class on the walk back to the dorms.
00:37:11.000Somebody will come up to me and say, you should stay clear of that guy.
00:37:15.000And I'll be completely caught off guard.
00:40:08.000Our tricaster overheats on these long shows.
00:40:14.000So I was talking about Santa earlier and how he's kind of Norwegian.
00:40:20.000Jim Gold wrote a great article in Tacky Mag about the oranges and Christmas because a few years ago, Megan Kelly got in big shit for saying Santa's not black.
00:41:39.000When we were shopping around for sites, I mean, for banks, some insider goes, yeah, this sounds political, but also, dude, don't have an auctions link on your site.
00:43:20.000So I was talking about how Santa's just got it.
00:43:24.000This was something my wife just sent me that I think I should share with you.
00:43:28.000Dad's getting ready for all the shit they need to build and put together.
00:43:33.000The thing that annoys me about Christmas, like my son wanted this thing last year that was this Hot Wheels fucking castle.
00:43:41.000It was so huge and it took batteries and the cars would go down this big thing and then go and they go back up the elevator and they go to various, it was like a parking garage, but for us a massive mall that had cool tracks and everything.
00:43:55.000It took me two hours to get together and I think my youngest boy played with it for two hours total.
00:44:59.000We're like, you should probably ask Santa for one of those electrical motorbikes that you sort of sit on and that can toot around the driveway.
00:49:21.000And everyone's still running with that, even though, like, everyone on the left is still running with that, even though none of the other people think that.
00:50:03.000It's 1950, and I'm grabbing my secretary's ass, and she can't do anything about it because we live in a stupid Dolly Parton movie from the 80s.
00:54:38.000And then my final piece of fun info for feminism is a great way to become a woman is to rape your daughter.
00:54:50.000Federal judge, this is not the B, not the Babylon B. Federal judge says your taxpayer dollars will be used for a sex change on a man who repeatedly raped his own daughter.
00:54:59.000It's possible he did it to get the sex change.
00:55:02.000He thought, I'll go to jail, then they'll have to pay for it.
00:55:05.000Sex changes are like $100,000, and then they'll have to cut my dick off and do that.
00:55:19.000That's the clown world we're living in, where Norwegians can't use the letters in their name, and men rape their children so they can get their dicks cut off.
00:57:57.000There is some nuance to it with him saying that he wants a larger size payment to the American people, which is something that Democrats argue for at every step of the process.
00:58:05.000And now House Democrats say, okay, well, if that's what he wants, we'll provide him with that.
00:58:10.000I wonder just what you make of this very last-minute scramble of what we thought we wanted to proceed here.
00:58:38.000I kept thinking tonight, well, these pardons are an attack on our very democracy, this is an attack on every American.
00:58:47.000People who are struggling to get by right now, out of work, whose unemployment, the unemployment is going to basically end the day after Christmas if this doesn't pass.
00:59:54.000Keep in mind, the average salary in America is $50,000.
00:59:56.000But the executives at the Kennedy Center, which is a very important institution where I guess they have classical music shit, deserved half a million dollars a year.
01:00:06.000This is really just politicians wanting to be invited to fun parties.
01:00:58.000And you're already getting protested for saying that you want to start the club, and the people that are protesting are showing up at the SGA.
01:01:04.000Yeah, so we're currently, it's just like an open door meeting.
01:02:15.000This is a statement of my personal values, though I am confident that the overwhelming majority of the Trinity community would agree with this statement.
01:02:23.000I denounce white supremacy and all that it represents in society today.
01:02:27.000This is a professor's reaction to the suggestion that young Republicans have a club called the Churchill Club.
01:02:36.000I denounce racism and discrimination against historically and traditionally marginalized groups, and I offer those members of our community my strongest support, recognition, and affirmation, says the professor, Berger Sweeney.
01:03:25.000You know, we're going to have an if, if Trump doesn't pull this off and we're stuck with Biden, we're going to have a very fun next few years because there's a lot of gold coming out of this absolute fucking clown.
01:03:40.000Someone asked him about Biden, Hunter Biden, of course.
01:04:50.000And then 2-7, my only other Biden piece of news is they were telling Facebook who to ban while they continued to bury this story.
01:04:58.000Hunter Biden emails reveal founder of Facebook's DC Office banned accounts at Biden's request as family made millions from Silicon Valley Dems.
01:05:07.000Of course, you won't see this story outside of Loomer.
01:05:10.000That's why it's so important to subscribe to censored.tv because no one else talks about these stories.
01:05:16.000You know, there's one more Biden thing.
01:05:18.000Did you see that little Zoom thing, the Zoom call?
01:06:04.000You know, I saw a guy, I think his name was Sam Francis, considered an evil right-winger, and it was at a conference for the Council of Conservative Citizens.
01:06:13.000And I was just checking it out because I was curious.
01:06:49.000And now it's like all of Biden's cabinet is the first Latin ex person to work in finance and the first American Indian to be in the Federal Reserve.
01:07:45.000This disgusting human being, a Seattle-area Antifa member who's been arrested multiple times during violent protests, has been identified as a children's camp counselor and substitute teacher.
01:08:02.000A Seattle area Antifa member who has been arrested multiple times has been identified as a children's camp counselor and substitute teacher.
01:08:23.000Don't you just get out of school at like 22?
01:08:27.000Tweeted a list with the names of businesses and a resident that signed a petition in support of sweeping Cal Anderson Park, reported the postmillennial, an online publication that frequently reports on Antifa and other left-wing groups.
01:08:38.000The park was a previous site of the Capitol Hill organized protest, or CHOP.
01:08:44.000And look at this guy, Antifa militant Andrew Baker.
01:08:48.000Imagine this person was teaching your kids.
01:10:06.000It said, do the Proud Boys know their theme song was written by a gay Jew?
01:10:13.000The assumption being Proud Boys hate gays and hate Jews, and they would be mortified to discover that Proud of Your Boy was written by a gay Jew.
01:10:22.000Yeah, it couldn't be more obvious that it was written by a gay Jew.
01:10:25.000I believe it was written by a gay Jew who died of AIDS.
01:10:31.000But like instead of it occurring to any of these people that there might be some humor involved, these people might be funny.
01:10:39.000They might be cool guys that could care less who's a gay Jew and think the song is funny.
01:10:46.000There's probably six gay Jews in the Proud Boys.
01:10:50.000There's way more than six gay Jews in the Proud Boys.
01:10:54.000But it goes back to that hashtag where they showed people making out and said, hi, I'm a proud boy and I'm gay.
01:11:42.000Rayonell suggests that I shouldn't even be saying anything, but I feel it's important that the world at least gets a little bit of what's really going on.
01:11:52.000I think it's important that you do the interview so we can triangulate your phone and then go and fucking try to arrest you.
01:11:58.000Unfortunately, you're so stupid, you came out shooting and you died.
01:14:25.000I fought for my country for years and don't ask for much in return.
01:14:28.000I do, however, expect the legal system in this country to do their job and provide justice, which was not done in this case.
01:14:34.000I was left out of the loop from day one, being told that I would be receiving a phone call to set up a meeting with the prosecutor, which never happened, or to call the victim's assistance unit with any questions.
01:14:45.000All attempts going unanswered and receiving one single phone call from the detective during this three-month investigation.
01:14:52.000The one-sided hypocrisy has become so blatantly obvious, it can no longer be denied or ignored.
01:15:48.000It's just one thing that's bothering me.
01:15:51.000I was watching Gina Rollins, Jenna Rollins, a woman under the influence last night.
01:15:56.000John Cassavetes is the greatest filmmaker of all time.
01:16:00.000And when you look back at his movies, you see, before there was marketing, before there was Star Wars, where you had to have a mug and a video game and a pen related to it, movies didn't really care about merch or being popular.
01:16:13.000And they could just go off and really explore the character.
01:16:17.000And in Woman Under the Influence, you go crazy with her.
01:16:22.000And you're so stressed out when she's losing it because she's your wife.
01:17:34.000I've actually had something I wanted to talk about for a few weeks, but after last week's caller, the heroin addict, I figured it was more pressing to share my experience.
01:17:44.000I've been a, well, I was the heroin addict for five years.
01:17:51.000I've been clean for about 10 years now.
01:17:54.000And I know some of the people recommended, not methadone.
01:21:24.000I've always kind of found myself to have religious values, but I'm not, I don't subscribe to any one religion.
01:21:32.000As far as like AA and NA goes and the 12 steps, I know fewer people that that's worked for than it has.
01:21:41.000I have an aunt who was an alcoholic for 20 years, and she's basically addicted to AA now.
01:21:48.000You know, she goes to meetings basically every day, which for me kind of seems to have taken over her life.
01:21:58.000A lot of those types of people, they turn their sobriety into their addiction, which I think is better, obviously, than being an addict, but it can still impact your life negatively.
01:22:09.000And so I'm not going to say that those programs don't work.
01:22:15.000I think I'm an outcast in some ways in terms of what works for me and what didn't.
01:22:20.000But I think everybody tends to overlook, you know, what you can do for yourself.
01:22:27.000And as far as the 12 steps go, you know, finding a higher power, essentially submitting yourself to that higher power.
01:22:35.000You know, for me, I kind of realized I can be my own higher power to an extent of, you know, if I just find something that gives my life meaning and stops me from going out there and putting a needle in my arm,
01:22:51.000then I can kind of overcome that on my own, too.
01:26:01.000Yeah, it's just the, I wish I had said the pragmatic benefits of Christianity in the manner of, like, if you look at the Ten Commandments, they're straightforward.
01:26:15.000And it's kind of hard to disagree, in my opinion.
01:26:17.000I mean, I really thought about both sides, but I mean, it's hard to disagree with their intent.
01:26:24.000Like, Dennis Prager boiled it down to the tenth, which is to do not COVID.
01:26:31.000And I mean, that can apply to a lot of ill will in the world.
01:26:37.000And I can say in regards to like drug abuse, it's like you don't like yourself, but this makes you forget how much you don't.
01:26:48.000So you're just going to abuse it because you're going to rely on it.
01:26:51.000Or I guess in politics, communism, you can, obviously what I'm getting at with that.
01:26:59.000But yeah, I just wanted to bring that up and see if you have any solidarity to share.
01:27:08.000I mean, I feel like that guy earlier was pretty interesting that he called with his story.
01:27:15.000But I don't know, he probably would benefit from hearing something in that regard.
01:27:21.000Because I think it's, I like to call Christianity like an algorithm for life.
01:27:29.000And of course, you could say other religions are algorithms too, but if you look at the grand scheme of things, Christianity seems to have a pretty good track record.
01:30:18.000So I think, yeah, you came up with a great point earlier about how we're kind of heading towards people just voting on racial lines rather than just straight policies.
01:30:50.000I think there's a few comedians that actually went in the street and were like, oh, how do you feel about this Obama policy, which is actually just like a McCain policy?
01:30:59.000And they're like, oh, yeah, that's a great idea.
01:31:01.000And they're like, oh, that act, Obama's against that.
01:31:06.000but yeah, it was really important that you brought that up because a major reason why the Middle East is a total shithole is because of that reason.
01:31:15.000If you look at like Lebanon or Iraq or any like country that has multi, you know, multiple races, like you've got Sunnis, Shiites, Christians, Kurds, whatever.
01:31:28.000They all are basically with one political party based on their ethnicity.
01:31:33.000And you can't have a country like that.
01:31:35.000And I think that's like kind of like the mindset that George Soros and the elite want us to have so that there isn't an America, there'sn't a unified country where we can have, you know, America first.
01:33:24.000Well, my buddies were getting up to like $350 a day with heroin, and that was, you know, back in the 90s.
01:33:32.000Yeah, like, it's insane how much you spend and able to steal and all that stuff to get what you need.
01:33:39.000But my question for you is, like, what is our Boston Tea Party?
01:33:46.000Like, I mean, if Biden does end up stealing this election, like, I know the go-to is like, oh, well, if they come to your door for your guns, that's when we act.
01:33:55.000But, like, that's kind of the problem with conservatives is like, you know, our motto is don't tread on me.
01:34:05.000And they're a lot more militant than we are.
01:34:07.000So, like, I just, I'm just so scared that, you know, America is just going to like shuffle off into the gulag with all this, like, Chinese people, like, paying for Biden and Democrats.
01:34:21.000And nobody's going to do a damn thing.
01:34:23.000You know, I know it sounds like I'm not an FBI agent, swear to God.
01:34:40.000You know, I'm not the guy who organizes the first day of the revolution or explains how it's going to go.
01:34:46.000But I do know that you keep pushing these people and taking advantage of them and printing more money like there's no future in the world and calling people who question Hunter Biden one-horse ponies.
01:35:00.000And eventually people are going to say, I've had enough.
01:35:02.000And I think we're starting to see that.
01:35:04.000You know, Alexis de Tocqueville, when he visited America in the 1800s from France, he said he was fascinated by America.
01:35:13.000And he said, you know, democracy is, he's coming from a monarchy, of course.
01:35:18.000Democracy is slow and sluggish and inefficient.
01:35:21.000But once it starts rolling, it becomes this boulder, like an Indiana Jones type of boulder, although he didn't use that analogy.
01:35:31.000So I think we're really at the end of our rope as a nation as far as abuse goes.
01:35:36.000And I think there's liberals and elites who are willing to take a lot more taxes and abuse, but I don't see America going the way of South Africa where they just kept taking it until they were locked into their homes with razor wire.
01:38:49.000So that's the analogy I kept using is you're at a crowded bar like in Manhattan and you say, all right, everyone, everyone has to leave, pay your tabs, leave, and then walk around the block and come back in and start new tabs.
01:39:01.000Like, how many people are going to come back in?
01:40:01.000I went to private Christian school my whole life, and we were taught Old and New Testament, which was pretty clear, especially in Revelations, and I would say in the New Testament, Old Testament, pretty clear in all the other books.
01:40:18.000Support Israel, or you will be cast to hell.
01:41:46.000Like, I don't think that talking about Jewish is anti-Semitic anyway that it would be to be talked about white people or black people.
01:41:54.000But I just want to ask you a question.
01:41:56.000If you think that it might be a little hypocritical when you said, like, you have no idea where the self-hatred, high-hatred of whites come from, but then you proceed to point the finger at whites as being the perpetrators of this sort of,
01:42:12.000I don't know what other people would call a Jewish conspiracy.
01:42:16.000Also, I wanted to know if you knew like white people as a pejorative didn't even exist till after World War II, or wasn't at least commonly accepted.
01:42:56.000Why wouldn't you answer one or the two of the questions I asked?
01:43:00.000Because you're not being honest with me if you're not telling me your age.
01:43:03.000And what I was going to do is tell you that I've been through this 9 million times and I see the whole Jew thing, the whole back and forth just swallow up not just conversations as it's swallowing up this whole fucking show, but I see it swallow up people's creativity,
01:43:53.000And then these Jew guys, not Jews, but Jew guys, get on and they start doing that shit And talking about the Talmud and all this David Duke shit, and how you said this, but you won't talk about this, and why can't we talk about this?
01:44:07.000And when you first hear it, you go, Yeah, why can't we talk about this?
01:44:10.000And then they keep talking and talking, and it just covers every conversation: environmentalism, immigration, fucking 9-11, everything.
01:51:33.000Like, I listen to raw dog comedy in the car a lot, and I could just enjoy that and not torture myself with Howard Stern's bullshit, fucking limousine liberal opinions.
01:51:43.000But I just, I always, the dial always goes back there.
01:53:03.000Hey, so if you had two bands that were going to disappear forever, and you got to choose one that would disappear, Led Zeppelin or Alice and Chains, what do you got, man?
01:54:37.000So just thanks for doing the show first off, and then I'll keep it short.
01:54:42.000I really, really wanted to tell you guys about a crazy subreddit I found the other day that kind of broke my brain.
01:54:49.000And a lot of the crazy stuff that I hear come out of Gavin's mouth from the past or, you know, like crazy adventures, that doesn't fade me, but I really got to know.
01:56:43.000And then I think the people, because I've seen this on 600 Pound Life, you see like the Mexican dude that's with her kind of getting bummed out that she's losing the weight.
01:57:20.000Yeah, so I was watching the Atheism is Unstoppable video, and he put something out about pegging, and it reminded me of a funny story.
01:57:29.000About 10 years ago, I was in college, and I started dating this teacher, not a professor.
01:57:34.000She was a high school teacher that I met at a bar, and she told me she was into dubstep, which was my first clue that I shouldn't have pursued it, but it's cold out in the wild, so I went after it.
01:58:05.000So I started, we started banging, and then about two weeks into it, we're driving around town, and she's in the driver's seat, and I'm in the passenger seat, and she says, what do you know about pegging?
01:58:18.000And for me, at the time, I had no clue what she meant, but I thought about my time in high school on the wrestling team.
01:58:25.000We had a pegboard where you could climb the wall with a pegboard, kind of like climbing a rope, but you just use your upper body and you move these pegs up the board and you pull yourself up the wall and then back down.
01:58:35.000So that's what I thought she was talking about.
01:58:37.000So she says, what do you know about pegging?
01:58:39.000And I said, oh, when I was in high school, I used to do that all the time.
01:58:43.000Being the wrestler in the room together.
01:58:46.000And I said, when I was younger, when I was a freshman, I wasn't very good at it, but the older guys taught me how to do it.
02:02:23.000But the point of my call was, as a little reference, but this week I want to highlight a short segment from a Theo Vaughan podcast from February 2019.
02:02:36.000And this guy, Theo Vaughn, I know you guys have heard of him.
02:02:39.000I think you mentioned him on the show a couple times in passing.
02:02:42.000But to me, he's one of these secret kings of the internet, like Norm McDonald, like where nobody really talks about him, but they get all this attention.
02:02:52.000Anyways, Ryan, look up, I sent you an email to the mailbag, Theo Von Proud Boys.
02:03:30.000Anyways, the reason I bring that up is because Ari Shafir, as the guest, brings up in response to Theo's allusion to resisting the temptation of pornographic masturbation.
02:08:34.000And I was up for three days, got fucking wasted, saw Jesus, became, cured cancer, and then woke up, had it seemed like 10 days of hell hangover.
02:08:47.000And I just thought, well, I'm never going to that weird planet ever again.
02:08:51.000And she's been on that planet for years?
02:08:55.000Like three days felt like getting thrown off a building.
02:10:17.000I just wanted to just clear some things up.
02:10:21.000I just wanted a straight answer on this one.
02:10:26.000Would you rather have a car company that doesn't make solar panels, or would you rather have a roofing company that does make solar panels power your home?
02:11:52.000But I had this moment where I thought about, well, if conservative towns or conservative counties, say they lost half their police or something, it seems like we would, you know, whether they're proud boys or not, the conservative guys would kind of do some community policing,
02:12:13.000And we would actually probably do things right.
02:12:17.000And I feel like the left-wing cities would just decay.
02:12:19.000And it would be, we don't want, like, you and me don't want to see the decay happen in the left-wing cities because it's just going to be so much crime and murder.
02:12:27.000But what do you think about it in like right-wing communities?
02:12:31.000Would you think that we actually have a chance at that kind of policy?
02:16:45.000And you just got to be true to yourself.
02:16:47.000You know, they say that the happiest people, the most satisfied people, are the ones who surround themselves with people they can be most themselves with.
02:16:57.000If your cheeks hurt from fake laughing or you can't come up with a weird thought that you had, like an adventurous thought, like remember when Rush said, if you couldn't charge rape after taking a guy home, women would be a lot more selective about who they brought home.
02:17:15.000Now, he's not saying legalized rape, but he is saying kind of a controversial, dangerous, kind of a brain puzzle.
02:17:20.000Now, he was almost murdered for that because it was misinterpreted.
02:17:23.000But you want someone where you can say weird things like that to and bounce off ideas.