Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #8 - PRETTY GIRLS SHOULD NOT WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH THEIR MOMS

00:00:02.000 Taking attention, you can match a lot of the Shire fans, and when we come with Murderation, all original gangster man, everyone we get them now, Yaye Mekamana, Imagine Origin from New York.

00:00:16.000 Get off by one with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:20.000 Watch this!

00:00:21.000 *music* Bad boys in London, rude boys in

00:00:37.000 England, bad boys in Jericho, rude boys in Kingston, Watch out.

00:00:44.000 You never know the Kingston, Miss Lem in a jungle.

00:00:50.000 You never know the Yatika, Miss and Lem in a jungle.

00:00:55.000 You never know shy effects, man.

00:00:57.000 Big in a jungle.

00:01:00.000 Here comes, you never know.

00:01:02.000 You can watch it.

00:01:03.000 Big in a jungle.

00:01:04.000 Women everybody want to know, man.

00:01:06.000 Me, I didn't watch.

00:01:07.000 Original Man Man Man Man Man Man Man So drum and bass was big in the 90s.

00:01:26.000 And Britain started getting Jamaicans involved, as they are wont to do with all their pop music, even punk.

00:01:34.000 And they started getting these rasta raga MCs on top of the music.

00:01:41.000 And they sped it up faster.

00:01:43.000 And so you had this weird music that was now called Jungle.

00:01:48.000 And that was Shy FX was the DJ, still a DJ, but the sort of hitman, the Jamaican screaming his head off, was UK Apache.

00:01:59.000 And wow, that stuff blew our minds when we were in our 20s.

00:02:02.000 Can you play more of that song?

00:02:03.000 It's got a video, right?

00:02:03.000 Yep.

00:02:04.000 It doesn't look Jamaican.

00:02:18.000 It doesn't look black.

00:02:30.000 Okay, so you kind of get the idea.

00:02:35.000 But then those guys just got to be giant loudmouths and they started dominating the whole thing and they just would not shut up.

00:02:41.000 And the next thing you know, it wasn't fun going to see jungle actors.

00:02:46.000 I'm not picking my nose when I do this, by the way.

00:02:48.000 I'm itching the inside of my nostril.

00:02:51.000 Ryan cleans up too much in here.

00:02:53.000 And there's always dust particles.

00:02:55.000 Or he did clean up.

00:02:56.000 No, he doesn't clean up too much.

00:02:56.000 I shouldn't.

00:02:57.000 Studio is a shithole.

00:02:59.000 But one day he cleaned up and it brought up a lot of dust.

00:03:01.000 But another song that has this sort of heavy intro like that with the Jamaican MC is, what are they called?

00:03:09.000 The bug poison dart.

00:03:09.000 The bug?

00:03:10.000 Poison dart.

00:03:11.000 Now this is a real slow start.

00:03:13.000 You have to be patient.

00:03:15.000 But when it finally kicks in, it's like being murdered.

00:03:20.000 Turn it up.

00:03:24.000 Sometimes I'll DJ songs like this at home until the kids cry.

00:03:33.000 Wait, go back.

00:03:33.000 I ruined that by talking.

00:03:54.000 I made a video of that, but I used footage from a Ho-Chunk powwow with people ranged with Indians fancy dancing and all that.

00:04:03.000 It's actually called Fancy Dancing.

00:04:22.000 Anyway, that's great.

00:04:27.000 Pretty girls should not walk down the street with their moms.

00:04:32.000 That's the title of this.

00:04:34.000 The new thing with the show, now that we have a musical intro, is we have to wait for me to say the first sentence.

00:04:40.000 So we're changing that, unfortunately.

00:04:43.000 But I just saw this chick.

00:04:44.000 She was like a crazy Hispanic 8.7.

00:04:50.000 She had these weird tiger eyes.

00:04:52.000 She looked like a lion.

00:04:54.000 And her hair was doing that thing where it sort of flips over.

00:04:57.000 You know, like they sort of take this side and go over there.

00:05:00.000 And it's just sort of hanging down.

00:05:02.000 Undercut, yeah.

00:05:03.000 But it wasn't shaved.

00:05:05.000 Like when they just take this and they go like that.

00:05:06.000 Oh, yeah, I like that.

00:05:07.000 That's cool.

00:05:08.000 And it's all floppy and she's got like nikes on and her Lululemon.

00:05:12.000 She's just going for a walk.

00:05:13.000 And it's, you know, if I was single, I would be thinking, I need to just steal her, put her in a van, and maybe she'll get Stockholm syndrome after the first year.

00:05:21.000 And we'll get married.

00:05:23.000 But then her mom was there.

00:05:25.000 And it was a little time machine where we could see what's going to happen to this girl.

00:05:30.000 And it ain't pretty, boy.

00:05:32.000 Literally.

00:05:33.000 Her mother was a hideous wild boar with short hair.

00:05:37.000 She looked like she'd just been shit out of a rat.

00:05:40.000 Wow, that is not flattering.

00:05:42.000 Yeah, her face was puffy and she looked like she just woke up and she had on just like gross sweatpants, shorts and flip-flops with her disgusting, dirty feet.

00:05:52.000 And her hair was sort of like mine.

00:05:54.000 It was just like greasy and slick back and kind of balding in spots.

00:05:59.000 And you just sort of go, lady, this is really bad advertising for you.

00:06:04.000 I hope you're not near any suitors because you don't want them to see what's going to happen.

00:06:12.000 You want to convince them that you're going to be hot forever.

00:06:16.000 Which, by the way, is why I hate people getting mad at Photoshopping pictures.

00:06:22.000 That's how you see women when you're in love.

00:06:24.000 They look like goddesses.

00:06:26.000 So they're simulating that.

00:06:29.000 I've had girlfriends I was madly in love with.

00:06:31.000 I thought this is the one.

00:06:32.000 Couldn't get over how perfect she was.

00:06:34.000 And then I'll just sort of like go through some old photographs and I'll see her and I'll be like, that's Susan?

00:06:40.000 That's the one I was obsessed with?

00:06:42.000 She's hideous.

00:06:44.000 But I had brainwashed myself with the endorphins and everything into falling in love with her.

00:06:50.000 So I think magazines are allowed to monitor that.

00:06:53.000 Anyway, this is a pre-taped episode.

00:06:56.000 We recorded this last week.

00:06:57.000 I'm in Breezy Point right now, enjoying myself.

00:07:01.000 We'll be shooting some episodes live from Breezy Point starting Monday, maybe?

00:07:07.000 Tuesday.

00:07:08.000 Yeah, Tuesday.

00:07:09.000 Because Monday, we're going to have to shoot another vidcast.

00:07:12.000 You're going to get two of these in a row.

00:07:14.000 The next Get Off My Lawn free audio podcast and live streamed vidcast is this Monday.

00:07:23.000 This Thursday you're seeing now was recorded last Thursday.

00:07:26.000 Again, it's the Mr. Show sketch with the call-in guy.

00:07:29.000 Can you go back to that sketch?

00:07:30.000 Have you still got it up?

00:07:31.000 I could get it.

00:07:32.000 Get it up.

00:07:34.000 Mr. Show.

00:07:36.000 He has a live call-in show, but it's not live.

00:07:39.000 It's recorded a week before.

00:07:41.000 So all the calls are on the wrong subject, and he keeps getting more and more angry until he has a nervous breakdown at the end.

00:07:48.000 We are last.

00:07:49.000 Okay, look, if you wanted to talk about pet care, you should have called two weeks ago when our show on racism was airing.

00:07:56.000 Okay, I'm doing a show about the elderly right now, which of course, a few people watching means call in about cooking.

00:08:05.000 Okay, we'll see if we.

00:08:08.000 Hello.

00:08:09.000 Yeah, hi.

00:08:10.000 What's going on?

00:08:11.000 I mean, you're doing a show about pet care, but everybody's talking about racism?

00:08:15.000 No, I don't know.

00:08:15.000 No, okay, no, no, no.

00:08:19.000 No, I'm not doing a show about pet care.

00:08:22.000 I like this new thing when you stick it up in the corner like that.

00:08:24.000 Yeah, this is a very weekend update.

00:08:26.000 Okay.

00:08:28.000 David's a good actor.

00:08:30.000 Here we go.

00:08:31.000 Hello?

00:08:32.000 Yes, I'd like to talk about my grandma.

00:08:35.000 Oh, all right.

00:08:36.000 Yeah.

00:08:37.000 Okay, good.

00:08:39.000 Okay, well, she has this cat that's keeping her up at night.

00:08:44.000 Well, sir, sir, can I just say that the difficulty with sleeping is a common problem with the elderly of today.

00:08:52.000 Yeah, but I really think the cat is more the problem.

00:08:55.000 I mean, the cat's rambunctious or nothing.

00:08:56.000 No, no, no, no, sir.

00:08:57.000 Obviously, your elderly grandmother is the problem because that's what this week's show is about.

00:09:04.000 Yeah, but I'm watching the show right now.

00:09:06.000 Idiots!

00:09:07.000 It's simple!

00:09:08.000 Look at this!

00:09:09.000 This is what's airing right now, the Pet Care Show!

00:09:11.000 Listen, fuck!

00:09:12.000 That's hilarious.

00:09:15.000 We did that!

00:09:16.000 Oh, we did it!

00:09:17.000 That was the punch, right?

00:09:19.000 No, it keeps going, you loser.

00:09:22.000 You wrecked it.

00:09:23.000 Listen to me for the last time.

00:09:26.000 Crime on the streets happened last week.

00:09:29.000 He has more and more hair as they go back and that concludes our show, Prime in the Streets.

00:09:40.000 I can't help but think it would have gone a little better had somebody actually called in, but I guess that's because you won't see me until next week.

00:09:48.000 Oh, well, as soon as we get the kinks worked out here, I'm sure it's going to be a great, great show.

00:09:55.000 You know what?

00:09:56.000 We should sample that played at the end of every episode.

00:10:00.000 I'm sure when we get the kinks worked out, it's going to be a great, great show.

00:10:04.000 That is fun.

00:10:06.000 Let's take a call.

00:10:07.000 Oh, we had an interesting call since we last spoke.

00:10:10.000 And by the way, if the president has been assassinated or we're in a civil war, this show is going to seem a little flippant.

00:10:18.000 If there was a mass shooting this morning, I apologize for not dealing with it.

00:10:22.000 This show was recorded a week ago.

00:10:22.000 I didn't know.

00:10:26.000 If anyone's been raped.

00:10:27.000 If Ryan's dead, this must be a spooky episode to see a dead man talking about.

00:10:32.000 If I was assassinated in Breezy Point.

00:10:36.000 Or if I was assassinated going to my favorite bar, Strange Love on 53rd and 3rd.

00:10:41.000 A bar that loves me because of the Proud Boys.

00:10:46.000 Just quickly, the reason you are feeling so jacked up after drinking a cup of Covefe is because you keep drinking light roast, which has way more caffeine than a dark roast.

00:10:56.000 I did not know that.

00:10:57.000 I didn't know that at all.

00:10:58.000 What are you doing with your hair now?

00:11:00.000 You annoying...

00:11:08.000 You have the potencies of the roast switched in your head.

00:11:11.000 Drink the dark roast for less caffeinated buzz.

00:11:13.000 Uhuru.

00:11:14.000 No schnapps.

00:11:15.000 Well, that's a good time to plug Kevathane.

00:11:19.000 So, just to be clear, the medium roast is still the medium roast.

00:11:27.000 The dark roast, it has less caffeine, according to our recent letter, than this, which is the red pill light roast.

00:11:36.000 Isn't that weird?

00:11:37.000 Why would the light be more intense?

00:11:39.000 Maybe because it's roasted less, so it keeps more of the caffeine.

00:11:43.000 But I always thought dark was dark.

00:11:45.000 Hey, Cavefe, guys, if you're watching, maybe have like a caffeine chart on it?

00:11:49.000 Like a rating of one to four?

00:11:51.000 Anyway, do you, Cavefe?

00:11:54.000 We are living in a clown world where people are more concerned with identity politics than the truth, even when it comes to their own identities.

00:12:02.000 But Cafefe is made in the USA by a pro-free speech MAGA man.

00:12:08.000 It is the MAGA coffee.

00:12:10.000 And if you go to doyucavefe.com right now, that's D-O-Y-O-U and then C-O-V-F-E-F-E.

00:12:21.000 C-O-V-F-E-F-E.

00:12:23.000 Doyucavefefe.com and put in the promo code GAVIN and you will get free shipping on two bags or more.

00:12:31.000 We drink it here on the show.

00:12:33.000 We like it more than a friend.

00:12:35.000 It is mega-delicious.

00:12:37.000 Oh, look, they've got shirts.

00:12:38.000 And that mug.

00:12:39.000 And that.

00:12:40.000 That guy's a hunk.

00:12:42.000 What a hunk of Saurus Rex.

00:12:44.000 I'm going to start taking testosterone.

00:12:45.000 Don't do that.

00:12:47.000 No, there's a thing you can get where it's not testosterone because you're not supposed to take testosterone.

00:12:52.000 Balding and balls.

00:12:52.000 You know why?

00:12:54.000 I don't mind balls.

00:12:55.000 I do mind balding.

00:12:57.000 Shrinky balls and balding.

00:12:59.000 And that's kind of a deal Breaker.

00:13:00.000 This is my last attractive feature I have, and I can see it dwindling.

00:13:04.000 I lose this, and I have nothing but my incredible wit, and money, and fame, and influence.

00:13:12.000 Well, this thing is supposed to increase your ability to make testosterone because the problem with just taking testosterone is when you stop, your body has forgotten how to make testosterone, and you start growing tits.

00:13:22.000 Damn.

00:13:23.000 I don't want tits.

00:13:24.000 I don't want to be bald.

00:13:25.000 And I actually could care less about having micro balls.

00:13:29.000 I know a guy who took tons and tons of testosterone, and he's a beefcake now.

00:13:35.000 And I go, what about the balls thing?

00:13:37.000 And he goes, one time a girl was going down there, and I could see her sort of go, what the?

00:13:42.000 Besides that, nothing.

00:13:44.000 Yeah, who really cares?

00:13:45.000 It's not like girls are talking about our balls all day.

00:13:48.000 Welcome back to Ball Talk, where we're going to try to guess what Brad Pitt's testicles look like.

00:13:55.000 There we go.

00:13:56.000 Signs of low T, mood changes, no motivation, increased emotionality, hair loss, fatigue, lack of energy.

00:14:02.000 Wait, hair loss if you're losing it, hair loss if you're gaining it?

00:14:05.000 I guess it's just a tightrope walk with this hair thing.

00:14:08.000 That's the bald community.

00:14:10.000 What do you call it?

00:14:10.000 The military bald industrial complex controlling our lives.

00:14:15.000 Damn.

00:14:16.000 All right, we should take a call.

00:14:17.000 Those guys have been waiting since last week, technically.

00:14:20.000 Yes.

00:14:21.000 All right, we got Brandon on the line talking about immigrants and movies and Indians.

00:14:27.000 Stuff like that.

00:14:29.000 What's up, dude?

00:14:32.000 Whenever I said that, I didn't really say it correctly, so I'm sure it sounded weird.

00:14:37.000 It's all right.

00:14:38.000 Don't care.

00:14:40.000 Basically, there's a movie called The Hundred Yards or Hundred Foot Train, and it's about these Indian immigrants in France.

00:14:50.000 The thing I've noticed about all these Indian movies, like where they go somewhere else, is that there are always these wide stages.

00:14:56.000 There's never like any dumb buttons.

00:14:59.000 They're always wire stages?

00:15:00.000 My mother-in-law is super obsessed with smoothies, and I can't figure out why.

00:15:05.000 I'm having trouble understanding you.

00:15:07.000 So you're talking about all these Indian movies, like Yesterday and the Bruce Springsteen one we were talking about, these Western movies with Indian protagonists.

00:15:15.000 Is that what you're talking about?

00:15:18.000 Yeah, basically, they're never just like normal guys or anything.

00:15:21.000 They're always somehow wise, and they have all these insights on life that they say in a really cool way, you know?

00:15:28.000 Well, not the other two movies I just mentioned.

00:15:30.000 Why are Indians taking over British science?

00:15:33.000 I haven't seen those.

00:15:36.000 Yeah, okay.

00:15:37.000 Thanks for your call.

00:15:38.000 That was fun.

00:15:41.000 That one stank.

00:15:42.000 Is he still on the line as I say that?

00:15:44.000 Yes.

00:15:45.000 You stank, dude.

00:15:47.000 Sorry, sir.

00:15:48.000 Sorry, sir.

00:15:50.000 You stunk.

00:15:51.000 Why are East Indians always wise in movies?

00:15:53.000 I don't know.

00:15:54.000 Boring.

00:15:55.000 Next.

00:15:56.000 That killed the whole rhythm of the show.

00:15:58.000 Oh, my God.

00:15:59.000 Jared, gun control, you're on.

00:16:03.000 What's up, dude?

00:16:04.000 Hey, can you hear me okay?

00:16:06.000 Yes.

00:16:09.000 I noticed that you always talk so highly of the police, and I live in New York myself.

00:16:17.000 And with all this Safe Act and shit getting shoved on our throats, I mean, sure, we can be mad at the governor because he passed it, but your practice, rank, and file are the ones that are going to be shooting my dog and raiding my house because I have a pistol grip on the AK.

00:16:31.000 So how do you balance both those things if you're a conservative and pro-freedom, which I believe you are?

00:16:37.000 This reminds me of a letter I got that says, fellow New Yorker here, I know you're not a crazy gun guy.

00:16:42.000 Sure, you own them, but you aren't really 1776ing like Alex Jones or myself.

00:16:47.000 You speak so highly of your cop buddies, but these cops are the very reason I worry about my magazine capacity for my AK.

00:16:53.000 Is that you?

00:16:56.000 Yeah.

00:16:58.000 I didn't know if it's sent or not.

00:17:00.000 Yeah, I got the letter.

00:17:01.000 I was going to read it on yesterday's show, but I didn't get to it.

00:17:05.000 Yeah, I guess you're right.

00:17:06.000 The cops will have to come take our guns if that ever happens.

00:17:10.000 But they're going to be doing it reluctantly.

00:17:13.000 I don't know why you see them today as someone who wants to fuck with you.

00:17:17.000 They hate gun laws.

00:17:18.000 And every time I talk to a cop about my own protection, they always say, dude, you just got to get a gun.

00:17:23.000 And I say, I have a gun, but I can't take a gun on my hip in Manhattan.

00:17:28.000 And they go, I know, it sucks.

00:17:29.000 And here's another thing, sir.

00:17:31.000 All these cop laws in New York are coming down hard on cops.

00:17:35.000 Retired cops are having to retake courses, and some of them are losing their guns.

00:17:40.000 That's how strict it's getting.

00:17:42.000 They have all these new renewable re-up programs.

00:17:49.000 Yeah, I know.

00:17:50.000 And it's confusing because they said I used all that pension money to leave New York because cops now get acceptance for everything.

00:17:58.000 So they are a higher class of personal over both the same hardworking people and family.

00:18:03.000 But if I have a target out magazine, I'm going to lose my freedom and my kids are going to be homeless.

00:18:08.000 Like, it's just fucked up.

00:18:10.000 But I don't see them out there publicly denouncing these gun laws because if they did, then we wouldn't have to worry about them at all.

00:18:15.000 Cops can't do shit.

00:18:18.000 Another thing people seem to think is that cops have power.

00:18:20.000 When Proud Boys got arrested, I knew a million cops.

00:18:23.000 They couldn't do shit for me.

00:18:24.000 All they did was say, wow, I don't know who you pissed off, but you really seem to have fucked up.

00:18:29.000 They can't, like, the most a cop friend could do.

00:18:32.000 I guess they have a bad taste in their mouth from experience, so maybe I should try being less biased.

00:18:38.000 Go for a ride along.

00:18:39.000 Everyone in the country should go for a ride along, and you will see that these guys are just basically babysitters for the stupidest and most useless people in your community.

00:18:49.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.

00:18:52.000 Okay, now we got it.

00:18:54.000 I thought having tons of cop friends would give me this sort of secret, Gestapo-like power.

00:19:00.000 It might get you out of a parking ticket.

00:19:02.000 It might help you if someone's doxing you, or sorry, if something's death-threatening you, they might help you find out who he is and where he lives by running his phone number.

00:19:10.000 Sometimes they'll run a plate for you, but very rarely, because that requires a bunch of paperwork.

00:19:16.000 That's about it.

00:19:17.000 There's no like getting your cop buddies to throw one of these annoying bloggers in jail for no reason or anything cool like that.

00:19:27.000 We got John.

00:19:28.000 He wants to talk about Little Stevie.

00:19:31.000 Okay.

00:19:32.000 Hey, John.

00:19:35.000 Hi, John.

00:19:36.000 Hey, am I on?

00:19:37.000 Yep.

00:19:40.000 Alright, yeah, so little Stevie's shimmy is the gayest thing I've ever seen, and it made me do some research on him.

00:19:49.000 And I wanted to find out why he had those rags on his head.

00:19:53.000 So he says he got in a car accident and it messed up his scalp.

00:19:58.000 But I looked at his old pictures of him and he had just a bald guy.

00:20:03.000 Yeah.

00:20:04.000 So I think, my theory is that he thinks that that's cooler than just being a bald guy.

00:20:11.000 Correct.

00:20:12.000 And it's really lame and it's kind of insulting to the rest of us.

00:20:16.000 It's like the guy, the Edge in U2, thinking we can't see you're bald because you have a hat on.

00:20:21.000 Do you think I'm stupid?

00:20:22.000 He dresses like he has cancer and acts like he has AIDS.

00:20:25.000 But I...

00:20:30.000 Just wear a hat.

00:20:31.000 Or if you actually have scars on your head, that's grounds for a toupee, in my opinion.

00:20:37.000 Yeah, or get fake hair plugs.

00:20:40.000 If you having hair is so important and you're a rock star and you don't want anyone to know you're bald, then don't be bald.

00:20:47.000 Shit, we don't even have to be deaf anymore.

00:20:49.000 We can get cochlear implants.

00:20:52.000 But the annoying thing about the way he dances with the boss in that video is that he's looking at Bruce Bringstein like he's sexy and they're both doing this sort of like, well, Bruce isn't doing it, but he's doing this sort of like, you want me so bad.

00:21:06.000 Like, you know, when a guy is in a fight and he becomes a black dude and he's like, yo, what's up?

00:21:10.000 Don't step to me, motherfucker.

00:21:12.000 You're making a big mistake.

00:21:13.000 And you're like, why are you becoming a black dude?

00:21:15.000 I think he is, he goes, okay, I'm trying to be sexy.

00:21:18.000 And then he accidentally becomes a chick because that's his only vocabulary with sexy.

00:21:23.000 So the next thing you know, he's like a sports illustrator.

00:21:26.000 He's also the least sexy guy ever.

00:21:27.000 So it's even more funny.

00:21:29.000 Yeah.

00:21:30.000 It's a bad look.

00:21:31.000 But there is something much gayer in the history of rock, and that would be Billy Squire.

00:21:37.000 Are you familiar with this video?

00:21:39.000 It ruined his career.

00:21:41.000 No.

00:21:41.000 Billy Squire, what was it?

00:21:44.000 Take me in your arms.

00:21:48.000 Rock me tonight.

00:21:49.000 Rock Me Tonight.

00:21:50.000 Thanks for calling, Caller.

00:21:52.000 And thanks for showing us what could be the gayest.

00:21:55.000 It's not the gayest thing in the world, though.

00:21:57.000 The gayest thing in the world is this video.

00:22:00.000 And it ruined Billy Squire's career.

00:22:02.000 He was over after this.

00:22:03.000 We'll just show you something.

00:22:09.000 Rock Me Tonight?

00:22:09.000 What's it called?

00:22:10.000 Yes.

00:22:11.000 He's doing the same exact thing.

00:22:14.000 They go, be sexy.

00:22:15.000 And he goes, well, I've never seen a man be sexy.

00:22:17.000 I've seen women be sexy.

00:22:18.000 I know I'll be a woman.

00:22:22.000 Look at that shirt.

00:22:28.000 Yeah.

00:22:30.000 he's trying to do like a Mick Jagger thing.

00:22:31.000 We're all right.

00:22:36.000 We're good at stars.

00:22:38.000 They walk around the talk.

00:22:39.000 That's so strange.

00:22:43.000 Like, retarded and gay at the same time.

00:22:46.000 Gay tarded.

00:22:48.000 Look at that crawling.

00:22:50.000 It's so sexy.

00:22:51.000 Women love men who crawl, don't they?

00:22:54.000 Is this his audition tape for being one of the wild boys, that Duran Duran video?

00:22:59.000 It's like a male flash dance.

00:23:01.000 I've heard him say, I've heard him talk about how this video ruined his career.

00:23:04.000 And also him say, like, how come the choreographer let me get away with it?

00:23:08.000 Right.

00:23:09.000 How come that guy didn't lose his career?

00:23:10.000 Is that the same guy who lets Tony Stark pick out his own outfits?

00:23:16.000 What a spaz.

00:23:18.000 And that was back, too, when no one was gay.

00:23:21.000 Like, nothing was gay.

00:23:22.000 Yeah, feminine was just cool.

00:23:23.000 We hated disco because it was gay.

00:23:25.000 We didn't even know what disco was.

00:23:26.000 I remember being nine years old, and I had a brown t-shirt that said death to disco with a skull on it.

00:23:32.000 And my babysitter said, oh, you hate disco?

00:23:35.000 I fucking right, I hate it.

00:23:38.000 I wanted to die, clearly.

00:23:40.000 And then she puts on like blondie or something, heart of glass, a disco song.

00:23:44.000 And she goes, what do you think of that song?

00:23:46.000 I go, it was really cool.

00:23:47.000 Who is that?

00:23:48.000 And she goes, that's disco.

00:23:50.000 And I went, so my point is, back in the early 80s, late 70s, you didn't do that.

00:23:59.000 Men were men.

00:24:00.000 Women were women.

00:24:01.000 There was no crossover like now.

00:24:02.000 Now, Billy Squire would probably be doing great.

00:24:05.000 Yeah.

00:24:05.000 All right, get back to the calls.

00:24:07.000 All right.

00:24:07.000 We got a teacher, the Angie dog running on teachers.

00:24:11.000 Get it.

00:24:12.000 What?

00:24:13.000 Something here.

00:24:14.000 Like, whatever you say, it tries to transcribe it.

00:24:18.000 I know.

00:24:18.000 But if it doesn't make any sense, don't say it.

00:24:21.000 Just so she knows what.

00:24:23.000 Just say her name.

00:24:24.000 Angie.

00:24:27.000 Oh, Angie.

00:24:32.000 Angie, you there?

00:24:34.000 Hello?

00:24:35.000 Oh.

00:24:36.000 You sound like a dude.

00:24:40.000 What's your name, dude?

00:24:41.000 Yeah, I was calling about my fellow teacher's cat.

00:24:44.000 You know, it's been cuffing up a lot of hairballs, and I just wondered since we were talking about pets today, what you said to me.

00:24:50.000 Sir, that's last week.

00:24:51.000 Listen to me.

00:24:52.000 Listen closely.

00:24:54.000 This is a pre-taped show.

00:24:56.000 If you wanted to talk about cats, you could have called in last week.

00:25:00.000 That was the cat week.

00:25:01.000 This week we're talking about racism.

00:25:05.000 Hang up, buddy.

00:25:06.000 Sheesh.

00:25:07.000 It's pretty simple, guys.

00:25:11.000 All right.

00:25:12.000 Gabriel Frogman.

00:25:15.000 Wait, oh, wait, is this Gabriel or Gabriel?

00:25:17.000 All right.

00:25:17.000 Gabriel Gabriel.

00:25:19.000 Hey, man.

00:25:19.000 Hello?

00:25:22.000 Hey, buddy.

00:25:23.000 So I'm a little bit concerned that you're not talking about the news this morning.

00:25:27.000 I mean, you do realize that Milo literally painted the Statue of Liberty blue, right?

00:25:34.000 Why are you not talking about that?

00:25:34.000 Yes.

00:25:36.000 I'm getting to that.

00:25:41.000 That's a great segue to get into the news of the day.

00:25:44.000 Folks, welcome to Get Off Milan, the live vidcast, where we will be discussing, obviously, one of the greatest art pranks in the history of the world, but definitely New York City is Milo Yiannopoulos, friend of the show.

00:25:58.000 He's got a show on this show, Painted the Statue of Liberty completely blue.

00:26:03.000 And you heard it here, obviously, after everyone else, because this is later on in the day.

00:26:08.000 But that definitely happened.

00:26:10.000 And we'll be taking your calls to discuss it.

00:26:12.000 And by the way, Ryan is googling it right now because he thinks it's true.

00:26:18.000 Oh.

00:26:18.000 Oh, I see.

00:26:20.000 Oh, I get it.

00:26:21.000 Oh, my God.

00:26:22.000 Wait, I get it.

00:26:23.000 Oh, my God.

00:26:25.000 It's a paradox.

00:26:26.000 You are.

00:26:28.000 First of all, Ryan, we're not live streaming this right now.

00:26:31.000 Right.

00:26:32.000 So how would he know?

00:26:33.000 You're an offense to dinks all around the world.

00:26:36.000 Holy crap.

00:26:38.000 I just.

00:26:38.000 Yeah, good point, Caller.

00:26:40.000 I don't want to call him a cock because I have one of those in my pants right now and I don't want him in my pants.

00:26:45.000 Ouch.

00:26:46.000 Goodbye.

00:26:47.000 Right.

00:26:48.000 You were looking it up?

00:26:49.000 Yeah.

00:26:50.000 How does your brain operate?

00:26:52.000 I don't know, man.

00:26:53.000 No one can hear.

00:26:54.000 The only people who can hear this, but.

00:26:56.000 Oh, my God.

00:26:58.000 So he's not from the future?

00:27:00.000 Yeah, Ryan.

00:27:01.000 Time travel is impossible.

00:27:03.000 Fuck.

00:27:04.000 It was such an obvious, good quality, reasonable joke.

00:27:08.000 Yes.

00:27:09.000 This guy, I said, I won't be able to know if there's major news that day.

00:27:13.000 He comes up with something that would be international news.

00:27:16.000 You know how hard it would be to paint the Statue of Liberty blue?

00:27:19.000 You would be caught.

00:27:20.000 You'd be caught within about 10 minutes of the first toe.

00:27:23.000 In fact, the woman who was arrested for climbing it just made it to the toe.

00:27:27.000 Yeah.

00:27:28.000 Woman, by the way, from the Congo, who is here to tell us that our human rights record is deplorable.

00:27:34.000 Excuse me.

00:27:35.000 Deplorable.

00:27:36.000 We have a bad human rights record because we put people in cages.

00:27:36.000 Disgusting.

00:27:40.000 We recently took her in as a refugee from the Congo.

00:27:43.000 Would you like to know about the Congolese civil war?

00:27:46.000 No, you would not, because it's the worst thing imaginable.

00:27:49.000 I'll just give you a taste.

00:27:52.000 Children at gunpoint being forced to rape their mothers.

00:27:56.000 That's just one little tiny little sniff of what goes on in the Congo.

00:28:02.000 But the second she gets here, she goes, thanks for the green card.

00:28:05.000 Anyway, you guys suck.

00:28:09.000 She's just stupid, I guess.

00:28:11.000 We got Devin on the line learning a new word.

00:28:14.000 Okay.

00:28:18.000 I figured I'd tell you that the same holds true for tea as it does for coffee.

00:28:23.000 If it's a lighter brewed tea, there's more caffeine.

00:28:28.000 And if it's a darker, there's more antioxidants.

00:28:31.000 So, same thing, coffee and tea.

00:28:33.000 Thank you very much for that information, sir.

00:28:36.000 I learned something today.

00:28:37.000 It's counterintuitive.

00:28:38.000 Bud Light has less alcohol than Bud.

00:28:43.000 But I get it.

00:28:44.000 Well, also, I was just wondering, what are the chances you're going to bring back learning a new word?

00:28:50.000 That was a good segment, and I held on to a lot of the words that you taught us.

00:28:54.000 Oh, really?

00:28:56.000 Okay, let's do that.

00:28:58.000 Learning a new word is a new thing on the show.

00:29:00.000 We're bringing that back.

00:29:01.000 Awesome.

00:29:03.000 Bye.

00:29:04.000 Yeah, I mean, I guess I could read a dictionary, but I'm not a fucking nerd.

00:29:08.000 Later, dude.

00:29:11.000 Dane.

00:29:12.000 Oh, you want to take another call?

00:29:13.000 Yeah, let's take another call.

00:29:14.000 All right, we got Dane.

00:29:15.000 90% Siri.

00:29:19.000 What's up, Dane?

00:29:20.000 Hold on a second.

00:29:21.000 Dane.

00:29:21.000 There you go.

00:29:23.000 Hey, how's it going?

00:29:24.000 The great Dane.

00:29:25.000 Hello.

00:29:29.000 What's with these enormous pauses after we say, how's it going?

00:29:32.000 You taking a haul on a cigarette?

00:29:36.000 Oh, he dropped.

00:29:39.000 Okay, we'll get back to him if he calls back in.

00:29:41.000 Teacher talking about Gavin getting on a teacher.

00:29:44.000 Okay.

00:29:45.000 Teacher, teacher.

00:29:48.000 Yeah.

00:29:49.000 Yeah, last time I got the joke in about the cat, but what I really wanted to say is Gavin's always giving us a hard time about teachers, but you have to realize that there's some of us out here that are a lot like you, and we have to deal with all those lefties all day long, and you should take it a little easy on us.

00:30:08.000 Yeah, good point.

00:30:10.000 I mean, I had a teacher on my old show, lesbian chick, who was teaching at a private school, and they got a new affirmative action principal.

00:30:19.000 And he comes in and he says, I don't like you having all these slave owners on your wall.

00:30:24.000 And it was like George Washington, Andrew Jackson.

00:30:26.000 It was just the founding fathers.

00:30:27.000 She teaches American history.

00:30:29.000 So she took a couple down, and she put up like Martin Luther King and Malcolm X, seriously.

00:30:34.000 And he came back and said, that's not good enough.

00:30:37.000 You're fired.

00:30:40.000 He fired her for having slave owners on her wall.

00:30:43.000 Yeah, it must be insane.

00:30:45.000 Oh, my God.

00:30:45.000 The teacher's lounge.

00:30:46.000 Do you guys still have those where you can smoke and stuff?

00:30:51.000 Well, we don't smoke, but anyway, I mean, the hard part is like there's like one or two of us that are like you and around your age and understand everything.

00:31:05.000 And then the rest of them are just psycho lefties.

00:31:09.000 So if you say anything at all, it's held a pet.

00:31:16.000 And let me guess.

00:31:17.000 The two of the guys who are MAGA and normal are male, and the lunatics are mostly female.

00:31:26.000 Correct.

00:31:28.000 That's the way it is.

00:31:30.000 Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.

00:31:32.000 And women are not good with power.

00:31:38.000 All right.

00:31:38.000 Well, how did they get the right vote?

00:31:40.000 They couldn't even vote in that vote.

00:31:42.000 That's right.

00:31:43.000 Yeah, it was a guy's idea.

00:31:45.000 It was a guy's idea.

00:31:46.000 What was your name again, sir?

00:31:50.000 Why do you want his name?

00:31:51.000 I would prefer not to say that.

00:31:53.000 Why do you slow down the show with stupidity?

00:31:54.000 I'm going to take a show, and then it would just be.

00:31:56.000 Yes, thank you, sir.

00:31:57.000 I apologize for my retarded sidekick here.

00:32:01.000 Jesus Christ.

00:32:02.000 He calls in.

00:32:03.000 No, no, no, no.

00:32:04.000 Don't apologize for him.

00:32:05.000 I love his retardedness.

00:32:07.000 He's trying to hang up on you, by the way.

00:32:10.000 He calls in to say that he will be fired if he's ever outed.

00:32:15.000 And you go, oh, what was your name, sir?

00:32:18.000 Oh, yeah.

00:32:19.000 Wow.

00:32:20.000 You really are one for the books.

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00:35:29.000 God, I'm so sick of getting sued all the time.

00:35:35.000 Yeah, sometimes, you know, I was talking about that woman with the ugly mom.

00:35:39.000 And sometimes I worry that my advice to guys about chicks is kind of based on being a married man and thinking about who would make a good mate.

00:35:49.000 Like I'm thinking, will she age well?

00:35:52.000 Will she not cheat on you?

00:35:54.000 Do you guys have things in common?

00:35:55.000 But maybe that's my personal bias.

00:35:58.000 And it's possible some guys should get some bad wives out of the way.

00:36:04.000 Like a crazy bitch.

00:36:06.000 If a girl is hot, but has an ugly fat mom, what are the chances she will end up that way?

00:36:10.000 I like your news source.

00:36:12.000 You're like people in LA asking Jake Berger what the news is.

00:36:17.000 Yes, Ryan, what are you doing?

00:36:18.000 Boy, you're really sucking.

00:36:20.000 There's a threat on this.

00:36:21.000 Yeah, but you're not contributing anything.

00:36:24.000 So you thought Milo really, you thought we were in the future somehow and Milo painted the Statue of Liberty blue.

00:36:29.000 You asked a guy who was going to get fired what his name is.

00:36:32.000 That I just started Google.

00:36:34.000 And then I ask a question and you put the question on the screen with no answer.

00:36:39.000 How is that helping?

00:36:40.000 I thought that was going to be a better thread.

00:36:42.000 But don't show it.

00:36:44.000 Like, check it on your own time.

00:36:45.000 Isn't that your job?

00:36:48.000 Oh, hey, Ray.

00:36:50.000 So yeah.

00:36:51.000 I mean, I think the happiest couples are Catholic couples who marry their first love at 20 and just start churning them out right away.

00:36:58.000 She stays at home.

00:36:59.000 That's the ideal scenario, but that rarely happens.

00:37:02.000 And when I'm giving you advice, I'm really, I'm so old now that I'm thinking about you getting married.

00:37:08.000 So maybe I'm not the best guy to ask.

00:37:10.000 Like, there are some crazy bitches that you're never going to see again that will just be wonderful lays that will go down in history.

00:37:17.000 You'll think about them for the rest of your lives, but they're not wife material.

00:37:22.000 Must be weird, these Italians with mistresses, eh?

00:37:25.000 Where it's just accepted?

00:37:27.000 Like, where do they find the time?

00:37:29.000 I got to get back early today because my wife's in breezy with my daughter and I got to take care of my two boys.

00:37:35.000 What are you squeezing a fare in?

00:37:37.000 I got to go see my gumar.

00:37:39.000 That implies they don't work very much.

00:37:41.000 You got eight hours in the day and in New York, it's often nine or ten.

00:37:46.000 You try to eat with the fam.

00:37:46.000 Then you got to get back.

00:37:47.000 When are you having this gumar?

00:37:50.000 And you have to see her, I'd imagine, like three times a week.

00:37:53.000 You know, I used to have this apartment on North Seventh in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

00:37:59.000 And Vito Canigliari was the landlord.

00:38:03.000 And his dad had a, is it a gumar?

00:38:06.000 Yeah.

00:38:06.000 His dad had a gumar, and she had an apartment in Soho that he owned, and he gave it to Vito after he died.

00:38:13.000 But he said, make sure you take care of her, because she took care of me my whole life.

00:38:17.000 So he had to, he had to, this woman's rent, by the way, was like $90 a month.

00:38:23.000 Wow.

00:38:23.000 And she lived in Soho.

00:38:24.000 And he would have to make sure she was okay, go there.

00:38:27.000 She still dressed up.

00:38:28.000 She would be like 78 years old.

00:38:30.000 She had her hair up in that big sort of 1950s bun thing, leopard skin, you know, Johnny Cash's wife's jacket and little kitten heels.

00:38:39.000 And Vito had to fix it.

00:38:41.000 And she was so old-fashioned, like she had an old radio that had tubes in it.

00:38:45.000 And so to fix her radio, he'd have to go on eBay and buy tubes.

00:38:49.000 And he's sitting there just waiting for her to die because the apartment is probably worth six grand.

00:38:54.000 So his whole life has changed.

00:38:56.000 That's another $70,000 in his pocket.

00:39:00.000 If this fucking bitch would just die.

00:39:02.000 Meanwhile, he's in the mafia.

00:39:03.000 He could have had a hunt to hurt her.

00:39:07.000 Still mad about this stupid Westies movie.

00:39:10.000 What's it called?

00:39:11.000 The kitchen?

00:39:11.000 The kitchen.

00:39:13.000 Melissa McCarthy is tearing the Westies a new ass.

00:39:19.000 The scariest gang in the history of New York.

00:39:21.000 The most violent gang possibly ever.

00:39:24.000 I mean, sure, there's like the MS-13 guys in Mexico chopping off drug dealers' heads.

00:39:30.000 Yes, you win.

00:39:31.000 El Salvador, whatever that gang is down there, sure, you're great.

00:39:35.000 You win the gore war.

00:39:37.000 But as far as, wait, is this a different one?

00:39:40.000 Oh, it looks different.

00:39:41.000 Yes.

00:39:42.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:39:44.000 But as far as the civilized world, meaning blacks, Italians and Irish guys, our gangs, our American gangs, the Westies are unprecedented.

00:40:01.000 I mean, they say, well, even MS-13, ooh, they cut a guy's head off.

00:40:05.000 Cutting someone's head off and their arms off, that was like an old boring routine.

00:40:09.000 You get them in the bath, you take off all your clothes.

00:40:12.000 So you're in your underwear there, just sawing dudes.

00:40:14.000 One of the guys was a butcher and he taught them a lot of moves about chopping at the cartilage.

00:40:20.000 Sometimes one of them would barf.

00:40:21.000 They'd all laugh.

00:40:22.000 Ha ha, you pussy.

00:40:23.000 I'm just cutting a guy's nose off.

00:40:24.000 Jesus Christ.

00:40:25.000 What a wimp.

00:40:27.000 That's just a normal day for them.

00:40:28.000 They killed everyone.

00:40:31.000 Hey, they kidnapped my mother and said, we better stop what we're doing.

00:40:35.000 Tell them to blow her fucking head off.

00:40:37.000 She's a bitch.

00:40:42.000 And eventually the Italians gave up fighting them.

00:40:44.000 The Italians beat the FBI, the CIA.

00:40:47.000 Eventually, you know, Giuliani got them on the RICO stuff, and he got the Westies on the same thing.

00:40:52.000 All organized crime got shut down.

00:40:54.000 But the Westies, sorry, the Italian mafia basically beat everyone for decades, from Prohibition up until Giuliani, which was what, the 80s, the 90s?

00:41:05.000 And they couldn't fuck with the Westies.

00:41:07.000 Eventually, they just treated them like pit bulls for hire and said, go kill our guys for us.

00:41:12.000 Were those guys connected to the Boston, any of the Boston Irish gangs?

00:41:17.000 I don't know.

00:41:18.000 No, the Westies was specifically Hell's Kitchen, which is only like a five-block radius.

00:41:23.000 You're basically 43rd west of Times Square.

00:41:27.000 Yeah.

00:41:28.000 Do you think their higher-ups were back in the old country, back in Ireland?

00:41:31.000 Like it was connected.

00:41:32.000 There was nothing Irish about it.

00:41:33.000 So it wasn't a satellite.

00:41:35.000 It was just Hell's Kitchen.

00:41:36.000 Yeah, they had American accents.

00:41:38.000 I mean, Mickey Spillane sort of picked up the, I guess they were originally Irish in the 40s or whatever.

00:41:43.000 You got to just mic up a little more with that.

00:41:45.000 Mickey Spillane picked up the sort of loose crews of the 40s and 50s, and by the 60s he had the Westies established.

00:41:54.000 So yeah, it's all like 53rd.

00:41:56.000 It's 16.

00:41:57.000 Oh, no.

00:42:00.000 Where is it now?

00:42:01.000 Yeah, it's west of Times Square, and it's around 51st to 38th or something.

00:42:06.000 I don't know.

00:42:06.000 Anyway, you know what it's all now?

00:42:09.000 What?

00:42:09.000 Gay bars?

00:42:10.000 Fagtown.

00:42:11.000 Yeah.

00:42:12.000 Completely so gay that it looks fake.

00:42:16.000 And if it was in a movie, you'd go, I hope someone got fired for this because I just saw a guy wearing leather pants, a leather jacket, and a purple feather boa.

00:42:24.000 Fags don't dress like that.

00:42:26.000 This person's probably never even seen a gay.

00:42:29.000 It looks like a joke.

00:42:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:31.000 Hi, walking down with like necklaces and big earrings and purple fucking eyelashes with glitter on them and big glitter beards.

00:42:39.000 Like way gayer than the West Village or Chelsea.

00:42:43.000 It's like gay overdrive.

00:42:45.000 It's where the gays from the West Village and Chelsea go who got kicked out for being too gay.

00:42:50.000 And I talked to a guy, an old Irish dude who grew up there, and he said, I just got out of jail.

00:42:58.000 And after five years of seeing guys holding hands down there, I didn't think I'd come home and see it in my own fucking neighborhood.

00:43:04.000 Yeah.

00:43:05.000 Dude, the Knights of Columbus down there in Hell's Kitchen have so many amazing West East stories.

00:43:12.000 And I cannot get a microphone to their face.

00:43:14.000 These things in the past should best stay in the past.

00:43:17.000 Dude, you're 78 years old.

00:43:19.000 Everyone you're talking about is dead.

00:43:21.000 No one's going to kill you.

00:43:22.000 Please come on my show.

00:43:24.000 You can do it anonymously.

00:43:25.000 No, thank you.

00:43:27.000 No, thank you.

00:43:28.000 I think they think that I might be a spy.

00:43:31.000 A bunch of them read The Death of Cool.

00:43:33.000 Huh.

00:43:34.000 But not in a fun way, just to suss me out.

00:43:36.000 Oh, interesting.

00:43:37.000 To see if I'm up to some tricks.

00:43:40.000 Meanwhile, they won't, even if I was up to tricks, I'm not getting the juice.

00:43:43.000 All right, so let's see Melissa McCarthy, who's a giant fat pig, take on the toughest gang in modern history.

00:43:53.000 Go back to the beginning.

00:43:54.000 I'm so mad about this movie.

00:43:56.000 Just pause.

00:43:57.000 Speaking of if I don't care if you make, well, Santa Claus Black is a bit rich, but anything else, you know, you want to make fucking Superman black, I don't give a shit.

00:44:08.000 Blackification doesn't really bother me.

00:44:09.000 Womanification drives me mental.

00:44:15.000 You do what you gotta do.

00:44:19.000 From kids, most employers don't want mothers.

00:44:22.000 It's a competitive market.

00:44:23.000 You don't know me.

00:44:26.000 For money, you survive.

00:44:29.000 Black?

00:44:32.000 Now might be the time.

00:44:34.000 For what?

00:44:35.000 For you.

00:44:37.000 This is just fiction.

00:44:38.000 Our husbands have 25 months left out of our sex.

00:44:41.000 Oh no, I said pause.

00:44:43.000 The Westies were beyond sexist.

00:44:46.000 They were like Sharia law levels of sex.

00:44:49.000 Women were garbage to them.

00:44:50.000 It wasn't like the Italian mafia where family was important.

00:44:53.000 They didn't give a shit about their stupid whore girlfriends.

00:44:56.000 They were all junkies.

00:44:58.000 I hope I'm not going to get killed for saying all this shit.

00:45:00.000 Are the Westies still around?

00:45:02.000 Is some like Jimmy Kunin's son going to stab me?

00:45:06.000 They're all millennials.

00:45:07.000 They listen to the show.

00:45:08.000 They're on top of everything.

00:45:09.000 Westies, what I'm trying to say, I'm not calling you pussies or assholes.

00:45:12.000 I'm just saying you're a very scary gang.

00:45:14.000 Yes.

00:45:14.000 I'm not saying that you suck or anything.

00:45:16.000 In fact, I think this movie trivializes your bravado.

00:45:20.000 Please don't kill me, Westies.

00:45:22.000 Census.

00:45:23.000 Sorry, baby.

00:45:25.000 This is the Irish mob.

00:45:26.000 Organized crime.

00:45:27.000 We're going to take care of you.

00:45:29.000 Is that common?

00:45:30.000 Please don't be common.

00:45:31.000 I hate so much.

00:45:32.000 I think that was common.

00:45:34.000 Our husbands have 24 months left on the census.

00:45:37.000 Sorry, baby.

00:45:39.000 This is the Irish mob.

00:45:41.000 Yes, it is common.

00:45:43.000 Why?

00:45:43.000 I think common is the worst.

00:45:45.000 He sucks.

00:45:47.000 The guy who did Hamilton, Lynn Manuel Miranda, one of the worst.

00:45:52.000 Jeremy Piven, of course, one of the worst people in the world.

00:45:55.000 Common, I fucking hate him so much.

00:45:58.000 He takes me out of literally everything.

00:46:00.000 And he's wise.

00:46:01.000 He's Mr. Wisdom.

00:46:02.000 We need to innovate with artificial intelligence here at IBM.

00:46:06.000 The worst thing he ever did was a Pepsi or a Coke commercial, a Coke commercial.

00:46:11.000 And it was all about keeping it real.

00:46:14.000 Hi, I'm in a Coca-Cola commercial.

00:46:17.000 And I'm here to tell you that I keep it real and I will never sell out.

00:46:20.000 I will never, for example, do, say, a Coca-Cola commercial, which I'm in right now that you're watching.

00:46:27.000 And it's with Maya.

00:46:28.000 Gotta keep it real.

00:46:31.000 Oh, I remember that.

00:46:32.000 Yeah, and he raps all about how he's keeping it real.

00:46:35.000 He's never gonna sell out.

00:46:36.000 a coke commercial They say money make a man strange.

00:46:46.000 Is it money or you don't understand change?

00:46:49.000 Money make a man strange.

00:46:50.000 You're in a Coke commercial, you fucking sell out, hypocrite, shithead liar.

00:46:56.000 Oh my god, Maya was so hot.

00:46:58.000 What happened to her?

00:47:00.000 She got less hot.

00:47:01.000 She looks like Bambi.

00:47:02.000 That's my type.

00:47:08.000 Yeah, that is a pretty lady.

00:47:09.000 Oh, God.

00:47:11.000 Are you ready to go to the next level?

00:47:14.000 Check it out.

00:47:15.000 The common world.

00:47:17.000 What, you're not feeling that?

00:47:18.000 Check this out.

00:47:19.000 The common doll.

00:47:20.000 19.

00:47:21.000 Yeah, don't make a doll of me.

00:47:22.000 I'm not a sellout.

00:47:23.000 I'm only in a Coca-Cola commercial as we speak.

00:47:27.000 Let's go.

00:47:28.000 Let's go all the way.

00:47:30.000 No, man.

00:47:31.000 I'm not a sellout.

00:47:32.000 I like to rap about Coke.

00:47:34.000 I certainly would never sell out my craft and talent being music.

00:47:39.000 You know, I met a guy once who went to an island.

00:47:44.000 I think he was working for Pepsi, and they got the Rolling Stones.

00:47:48.000 It was like for the best retailers of Pepsi in the country.

00:47:51.000 And Pepsi paid for the Rolling Stones to do a concert for all these guys.

00:47:56.000 And there was only about 100 people at this resort with the stones coming out.

00:48:00.000 And Mick Jagger was doing all these sell-out jokes.

00:48:02.000 He goes, you know, when we were around the 80s, people used to say we did a lot of Coke.

00:48:06.000 And I said, you got it wrong, man.

00:48:08.000 It was Pepsi.

00:48:10.000 And everyone goes, yeah.

00:48:12.000 And they go, dan, dan, dan, dan, dana.

00:48:15.000 Is that a joke?

00:48:16.000 No.

00:48:16.000 Swear to God.

00:48:18.000 And he got in shit because he was smoking a joint from some other guy.

00:48:21.000 He's like, hey, man, what the fuck?

00:48:22.000 You have drugs?

00:48:24.000 And he's like, the guy you're watching on stage is on heroin right now.

00:48:29.000 And you're worried about my marijuana cigarette, you fucking pussy.

00:48:33.000 All right, let's get back to common.

00:48:36.000 We're going to take care of you.

00:48:37.000 Where you go?

00:48:38.000 Go back to the Irish mom.

00:48:40.000 Organized crime.

00:48:41.000 We're going to take care of you.

00:48:42.000 It wasn't really organized.

00:48:43.000 You know, it'll be just fine.

00:48:44.000 We got no money.

00:48:45.000 Can't even make the rent with what they gave me last night.

00:48:49.000 They didn't want me in the family in the first place.

00:48:51.000 40 years we paid protection and we don't get nothing for it.

00:48:55.000 They have been telling us forever that we are never going to do anything but have babies.

00:48:59.000 Bunch of men that have forgotten what family means.

00:49:02.000 So we remind them.

00:49:04.000 So we remind them what's gonna pretty dozen.

00:49:07.000 The cops were petrified of the Westies.

00:49:10.000 What?

00:49:10.000 The army was scared of the Westies.

00:49:12.000 Anything we want.

00:49:14.000 John Gotti was scared of the Westies.

00:49:16.000 But not Melissa McCarthy.

00:49:18.000 We should have crews everywhere.

00:49:22.000 You got brains, and I know you got money.

00:49:24.000 But we got one thing that you don't.

00:49:28.000 We got criminals.

00:49:30.000 And Christ.

00:49:33.000 You are not smarter than me.

00:49:35.000 So wait, the extorted businesses?

00:49:37.000 I can't.

00:49:39.000 I'm not sure I can watch this movie.

00:49:44.000 Teach you how to what?

00:49:45.000 Be a homicidal maniac who shoots everything that moves?

00:49:49.000 There's no skill.

00:49:50.000 There's no way she shoots her first person and walks out like, Just shooting dudes.

00:49:57.000 I'm the chick from Mad Men who got dumped by Fred Armerson, now a murderer.

00:50:01.000 Is this even close to based on a true anything?

00:50:03.000 All I can dig up is that I think Jimmy Coonan or Mickey Featherstone's wife...

00:50:15.000 That's it?

00:50:16.000 And I heard, I don't know if it was Mickey Spillane or someone's wife apparently collected some money when he was in jail.

00:50:23.000 But that means picking up an envelope.

00:50:26.000 Not blowing people's heads off.

00:50:29.000 I sent it to my United Columbus guys down there and they go, 100% bullshit.

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00:50:58.000 You know, I fucked up that sentence as I was thinking, wow, I'm really nailing this.

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00:51:46.000 All right, let's take a call.

00:51:47.000 We're running out of time.

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00:51:59.000 Dean, talk to us.

00:52:04.000 All right, Deaner.

00:52:07.000 Dean, wean.

00:52:08.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:52:10.000 You had on the wrong thing.

00:52:11.000 No, I gotta call back this thing here.

00:52:14.000 We got hung up on?

00:52:15.000 No, no, no.

00:52:16.000 Bia by Skype.

00:52:19.000 But did we lose all those callers?

00:52:21.000 Oh, we need Skype credit.

00:52:26.000 What the fuck is going on now, Ryan?

00:52:30.000 There's no money in our Skype account?

00:52:33.000 Yeah.

00:52:34.000 You are so great.

00:52:35.000 Alright, I started a free trial.

00:52:36.000 How the hell?

00:52:38.000 You're really good at your job.

00:52:40.000 So we lost.

00:52:41.000 I'm almost going to be.

00:52:43.000 So what?

00:52:44.000 Skype hung up on us because we were on an app phone line?

00:52:48.000 Yeah, that's how this works here.

00:52:49.000 So let me see.

00:52:51.000 So now you're trying to call back the line, but it's going to say you need more money in your account.

00:52:56.000 I just pulled a little wrinkle.

00:52:58.000 You are now in the host room.

00:52:59.000 All right, cool.

00:53:00.000 We're in the host room.

00:53:00.000 Everything's good.

00:53:02.000 Hey, Dean!

00:53:04.000 Dean.

00:53:06.000 Hello?

00:53:07.000 You're on the line.

00:53:07.000 Hey, Dean.

00:53:08.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

00:53:10.000 Not a lot.

00:53:11.000 So what?

00:53:12.000 Hey, so I'm just curious to get your opinion on this.

00:53:15.000 My friend and I play this game that we found from this book called The Average American Male.

00:53:21.000 And he believes that all men would have sex with 98% of women ages 70 to dead under these conditions.

00:53:30.000 So they would immediately disappear after you come.

00:53:34.000 Two, they will not get pregnant, nor will you contract any diseases.

00:53:39.000 And three, no one would ever find out.

00:53:42.000 So with those stipulations, do you think you'd fuck 98% of women?

00:53:47.000 That's a very interesting question.

00:53:49.000 And my first instinct is obviously yes.

00:53:51.000 I'm thinking of chubbies like Melissa McCarthy type chicks, right?

00:53:54.000 Like 290 pounders.

00:53:57.000 But like, where are we with midgets?

00:54:01.000 Where are we with facial bids?

00:54:03.000 Oh, you gotta fuck a midget.

00:54:05.000 I don't know if I could.

00:54:07.000 Too much like a kid.

00:54:11.000 And the way you'd be flipping them around with those little legs, it would be like a little alligator.

00:54:17.000 I don't know.

00:54:17.000 It just would be so weird.

00:54:20.000 I'm not against it, though.

00:54:22.000 But do midgets make up 2% of all women?

00:54:26.000 Yeah, I think midgets, severe facial scarring, you know, someone with no legs, real severe freaks probably are in the 2%.

00:54:34.000 Like, Jews are only 3% of the population.

00:54:37.000 You think they're a lot more.

00:54:39.000 Or Muslims are only 1% of the population, and there's lots of Muslims.

00:54:43.000 So I think severe freaks would probably squeeze under that 2%.

00:54:48.000 I'm going to agree with you, dude.

00:54:49.000 And I'll tell you another thing, a little secret most young men don't realize.

00:54:53.000 When you fuck a five, it will be the greatest sex of your life, and you'll be thinking about it until you die.

00:54:59.000 I don't know why.

00:55:01.000 Take home that big fat bartender who can't wear high heels because the high heels would break and only wears flip-flops and the soles of her feet are black.

00:55:11.000 Take her home and it'll be the best night of your life.

00:55:16.000 And you'll be able to go again and again and again.

00:55:18.000 I mean, it makes sense because they want to give it their all, right?

00:55:22.000 Well, it's also more about anyone over a five again.

00:55:25.000 You're not trying to impress anyone.

00:55:27.000 And so you're just like, it's almost like when you fight on one of those torso guys and they're just like boong boong.

00:55:33.000 Like you can just try anything that comes into your mind.

00:55:36.000 It's like a fantasy come true.

00:55:38.000 It's wonderful.

00:55:41.000 And her skills are irrelevant.

00:55:43.000 Women are a canvas.

00:55:44.000 So there's no such thing as a girl who's bad in bed.

00:55:47.000 I don't like her to have moves when she's all like doing all this fancy stuff.

00:55:52.000 No thanks.

00:55:53.000 Makes her look like an experienced prostitute.

00:55:56.000 All right.

00:55:57.000 Ryan, how many calls do we have there?

00:55:58.000 Like three left?

00:56:00.000 Yeah.

00:56:00.000 Oh, good.

00:56:00.000 All right.

00:56:01.000 Let's power through them.

00:56:02.000 All right.

00:56:03.000 Kevin, you're on the line.

00:56:05.000 What's up, Kev?

00:56:08.000 Hey, so my wife doesn't want to have kids.

00:56:11.000 She's kind of apprehensive about it.

00:56:16.000 She had shitty parents.

00:56:17.000 We both had crappy parents.

00:56:18.000 She is worried that this isn't going to work out or something.

00:56:23.000 I don't know.

00:56:23.000 One.

00:56:26.000 Is she on the pill?

00:56:27.000 Man, there's so much so echo.

00:56:29.000 What?

00:56:32.000 There's lots of echo?

00:56:35.000 What's going on?

00:56:36.000 Yeah.

00:56:36.000 It's still echoing now?

00:56:38.000 Now I got you.

00:56:39.000 Okay.

00:56:39.000 Ryan always pushes the wrong buttons.

00:56:42.000 How old are you?

00:56:45.000 33.

00:56:46.000 How old is she?

00:56:48.000 33.

00:56:49.000 Is she on birth control?

00:56:52.000 Yes.

00:56:53.000 Because I was going to say just come in her and then go, whoops.

00:56:53.000 Fuck.

00:56:58.000 But look, I've been trying to red pillar on the whole thing, and she just, you know, we're getting there, but it's a big point of contention, and I just don't know how to convince her.

00:57:09.000 And it sucks.

00:57:11.000 Yeah, I think what's going on here is you're being too democratic, and you're being too nice.

00:57:16.000 It's not a democracy.

00:57:17.000 It's a benevolent dictatorship.

00:57:19.000 You are having kids.

00:57:20.000 It's not up to her.

00:57:22.000 It's happening.

00:57:23.000 That's what marriage is about.

00:57:24.000 And I think the fact that you're being so nice about it is adding to the trepidation.

00:57:30.000 It's a very difficult trepidation.

00:57:32.000 Because she's thinking, well, this guy isn't really that sure about it.

00:57:35.000 He's not that strong-footed.

00:57:37.000 I won't feel safe having a baby with him.

00:57:39.000 I need someone who's going to take charge and control the situation because that's how a dad runs a good family.

00:57:46.000 So I think your problem is that you're being too nice about it.

00:57:50.000 I mean, it is fucking scary to have kids.

00:57:52.000 When my wife told me we had our third coming, I went, yes, and I hugged her so happy.

00:57:56.000 But as we were hugging, my face behind her face was like, oh boy, here we go.

00:58:01.000 Holy fuck, holy fuck, holy fuck.

00:58:03.000 Like, it's spooky.

00:58:04.000 It's a fucking major decision.

00:58:06.000 It's like moving to China and not having any American friends that you can speak English with.

00:58:11.000 You're going to a whole new world.

00:58:13.000 But it has to happen.

00:58:15.000 She's already getting really old.

00:58:16.000 You'd be lucky to get two in at this point.

00:58:18.000 And I 100% guarantee you that after you have this kid, you will both be mad at yourselves for waiting so long.

00:58:25.000 Everyone I know my age with young kids goes, what the fuck were we doing?

00:58:29.000 Why did we Wait so long.

00:58:33.000 All right, Colin?

00:58:33.000 Awesome.

00:58:34.000 Sounds good.

00:58:35.000 I'll try that approach and put my fucking foot down.

00:58:38.000 Put your foot down.

00:58:38.000 It's going down.

00:58:39.000 It's happening.

00:58:40.000 Men who get divorced are men who fucked up.

00:58:43.000 You're driving the boat here.

00:58:45.000 It's up to you where that marriage goes.

00:58:46.000 And that marriage is going over the kid waterfalls.

00:58:52.000 See you later, buddy.

00:58:54.000 Got Casey.

00:58:55.000 What's up, Casey in the Sunshine Band?

00:58:59.000 What's going on?

00:59:00.000 Yo.

00:59:02.000 Oh, you're doing a show.

00:59:03.000 Yes.

00:59:04.000 I have one of those songs that sounds like another song that you may have heard of.

00:59:09.000 All thongs sound the same.

00:59:11.000 And I know this because you butt-dialed me the other day, and I could hear your thong swishing back and forth inside of your butt cheeks.

00:59:17.000 And it was just sort of like a sh- Oh, my.

00:59:22.000 All right, what are the two songs?

00:59:24.000 One of my favorite sounds.

00:59:26.000 80s, a Killing Joke, and Come As You Are on Nirvana.

00:59:31.000 Oh.

00:59:32.000 I didn't hear that, did you?

00:59:34.000 Apparently, Nirvana sounds like some other songs.

00:59:36.000 Come As You Are?

00:59:39.000 80s Killing Joke.

00:59:41.000 Interesting.

00:59:41.000 Come As You Are Nirvana.

00:59:43.000 Yeah, we went through this in a previous episode, sir.

00:59:46.000 Were you listening?

00:59:47.000 Are you subscribed to free speech.tv?

00:59:51.000 Of course.

00:59:52.000 I never heard this one, though.

00:59:53.000 We did a whole thing on it last Thursday.

00:59:58.000 Really?

00:59:58.000 All right.

00:59:59.000 Well, thank you for your call.

01:00:01.000 Yeah, go look.

01:00:02.000 No, look at, well, this is a pre-tape show.

01:00:04.000 I'm getting the David Cross thing again.

01:00:06.000 So if you look at the Thursday podcast that's dated August 8th, you will find the Come As You Are, The Damned, and Killing Joke rip-off.

01:00:16.000 And yes, it is a very big one.

01:00:18.000 Next call, please.

01:00:21.000 This is our last call, right?

01:00:23.000 Yes.

01:00:24.000 Carson talking about the movies in London.

01:00:26.000 All right.

01:00:27.000 What's up, Carson?

01:00:28.000 Hey.

01:00:29.000 Hi, what's up, Gavin?

01:00:30.000 What are you doing?

01:00:30.000 Oh, you're on free speech.tv right now.

01:00:33.000 Pre-taping a show for the holidays.

01:00:35.000 I had a question for you.

01:00:36.000 Okay.

01:00:38.000 So you go pretty hard at the Muzzies over in London, don't you?

01:00:42.000 Yes.

01:00:44.000 Well, I was watching on YouTube, and they're protesting the schools over there because of all the transsexual and homosexual indoctrination.

01:00:54.000 And it doesn't seem like the white parents are doing that so much.

01:00:56.000 Why do you think that is?

01:00:58.000 I think it's because white people are pussies.

01:01:00.000 Western people are pussies, not necessarily whites, but established, assimilated Western people.

01:01:06.000 They don't have any balls.

01:01:08.000 And it's a good, you don't think that's a good trait in the Muzzies that they're down to stir up a little trouble for their kids to avoid them chopping off their dicks and being women when they're born boys?

01:01:21.000 Yeah, but they're also chopping off their daughter's clits.

01:01:25.000 Well, they just don't want them to be sluts.

01:01:27.000 Okay, so you're okay with genital mutilation?

01:01:31.000 No, of course not.

01:01:33.000 But I'm just saying, it bothers me that the Westerners in London won't fucking throw a brick in their bureaucratic liberal teacher's face when they try to teach their kids to, you know, suck each other's dick.

01:01:47.000 That irritates me.

01:01:49.000 You've got kind of an alt-right vibe when you say words like Muzzies and bricks to faces.

01:01:55.000 You've got a bit of a Charlottesville hue to your palette.

01:01:59.000 Well, don't worry, Gavin.

01:02:00.000 We'll go to jail together and I'll watch your back and you can watch mine.

01:02:04.000 But more importantly, can you name a Canadian hardcore band that holds any steam to any American hardcore band?

01:02:13.000 Because I am struggling to understand what your childhood was like.

01:02:18.000 You must have been gootlegging everything from over here.

01:02:22.000 SNFU, ring any bells?

01:02:24.000 What about DOA, the guys who invented the term hardcore?

01:02:29.000 Okay, that's fair.

01:02:31.000 What about No Means No?

01:02:33.000 What about Day Glow Abortions?

01:02:36.000 What about Honest Engine?

01:02:38.000 What about The Trapped?

01:02:42.000 I mean, I can list a thousand bands.

01:02:46.000 Okay, that's good.

01:02:47.000 That's good.

01:02:48.000 SNFU Cannibal Cafe.

01:02:50.000 Mental capacity is still rocking.

01:02:51.000 What's that?

01:02:52.000 SNFU.

01:02:53.000 Okay, thanks for calling, buddy.

01:02:54.000 Let's pull up SNFU Cannibal Cafe.

01:02:58.000 So he thinks American hardcore is way better than Canadian, but it just got more attention.

01:03:04.000 We didn't have any...

01:03:07.000 Where are you going to see an SNFU video?

01:03:10.000 MTV?

01:03:12.000 This is Situation Normal, all fucked up, from I think Winnipeg, Calgary.

01:03:21.000 Kind of a country music roll to it.

01:03:28.000 Beautiful hardcore intro.

01:03:34.000 Sound like a country band.

01:03:37.000 Now you'll notice they change the velocity in mid-summer.

01:03:41.000 Turn it up.

01:03:41.000 Funny I'm not familiar with this taste.

01:04:07.000 I'm not familiar with this taste.

01:04:37.000 Will you give me the special of the day?

01:04:40.000 Yeah!

01:04:41.000 Food ain't bad and the food ain't good Don't dare word about that.

01:04:49.000 I recommend the ass of the farm.

01:04:50.000 Food ain't bad, but the food ain't good.

01:04:52.000 Don't dare order the leper's foot.

01:04:54.000 I recommend the ass of the farmer's wife.

01:04:56.000 Very tender, not juicy, heavy on the cellulite.

01:05:01.000 So that's an answer to your question.

01:05:03.000 Sir, you're somewhat aggressive.

01:05:06.000 Suspiciously alt-right-y kind of a vibe.

01:05:09.000 We'll be back on Monday with another vidcast because I'm coming back from Breezy Point.

01:05:15.000 I'm going to open up the studio.

01:05:17.000 I don't want to come back for another week.

01:05:20.000 So are we going to do that?

01:05:23.000 Yeah.

01:05:24.000 Why don't we just do it live the following Thursday?

01:05:27.000 I don't mind.

01:05:28.000 Oh, because I have to come back to pick you up.

01:05:32.000 Yeah, we'll figure it out.

01:05:33.000 We'll figure it out.

01:05:34.000 So I know this schedule is a little hectic, but when we iron out the kinks, we could have a really great show here.

01:05:42.000 Get fired.

01:05:45.000 Get fired.

01:05:46.000 Get in trouble.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 16, 2019

GOML LIVE #8 - PRETTY GIRLS SHOULD NOT WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH THEIR MOMS

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