Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 10, 2021


GOML LIVE #80 | STORMING THE CAPITOL (Part 1)


Episode Stats

Length

28 minutes

Words per Minute

149.7907

Word Count

4,294

Sentence Count

438

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about the Antifa rioting at the Capitol, the new book of the day, and how a pedophile pedophile is working at Walmart. GOML is sponsored by Johnny Apple CBD, a proud Patriot-owned business that supports GMoody, thanks to Bubba & Hank's Wagyu Beef, a Proud Veteran-owned Business that supports GOMLY. God bless you all, and thank you for listening to the show. Get Off My Lawn! Subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date with the newest episodes of GET OFF MY PLEDGE with Gavin McINnes! Enjoy & spread the word to your friends about what's going on in the world of MAGA! Get off my lawn, and spread the MAGA everywhere else! GOSIMON! P.S. If censored, it's because they are proud to endorse a company, and I'm proud like us, I'm not advocating it! Thank you for being a proud supporter of these companies, I understand that censorship is a dirty word, but I understand where the snowflakes are coming from and I don't want to be censored, so I'm just going to do my best to make sure they are not offended by it. Thank you, and let them know that they get a chance to support the company they want to support me. . and they're not only me, but that they are supporting me, and not just me, so they're supporting me and I can do their best to do their part to make the job they deserve the best job they can do the best they can in the best that they can, not only that they're gonna get the best of the best possible, and they'll get the most out of their day to do the most of their time and I'll even better than the rest of the world they can be the best in the rest they can get, right here in the next 24 hours, and that's cool with me, right? Enjoy, and God bless them. XOXO. -GOD bless you, Gavin -ROBERT! -PODCAST: Get off My Lawn with me on the ground in the morning, and on the road, and all the rest in the afternoon, and in the evening, and the weekend, and then I'll see you soon!


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:20.000 We're good.
00:00:49.000 That was a hit called Lowe's Alexander, his Fuck Around and Find Out, F-A-F-O, which is also used by Ilhan Omar.
00:01:00.000 And it appears that the right and the left have merged.
00:01:04.000 They both agree that if one fucks around, one will find out.
00:01:08.000 And I think that's what we saw today.
00:01:11.000 I was going to do a big joke about Kim and Kanye and pretend that's what the big event of today was, but
00:01:17.000 You can't introduce, fuck around and find out, fuck around and find out, and then pretend you don't know what happened today.
00:01:21.000 Before we discuss... By the way, I have everything figured out, so don't sweat.
00:01:27.000 Do I look a little grey today?
00:01:30.000 The book of the day is Adrian Tomine's new book.
00:01:33.000 The loneliness of the long-distance cartoonist, but I want to talk about that for a long time.
00:01:37.000 This show is 100% storming the Capitol.
00:01:41.000 The calls, storming the Capitol.
00:01:44.000 I don't want to hear your fucking dumb ideas for a P.O.D.
00:01:47.000 song we should check out.
00:01:50.000 It's all storming the Capitol, obviously.
00:01:53.000 This is the biggest news since 1814, when Canada burned it to the ground.
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00:02:35.000 God bless you all, and thank you for listening.
00:02:38.000 Alright.
00:02:41.000 Here's what happened today.
00:02:47.000 Americans said, fuck this.
00:02:50.000 I've had enough.
00:02:52.000 Now, there's a lot of different angles going on, but I'm just going to tell you the facts of what happened.
00:02:56.000 And this is based on my incredibly huge brain and the fact that I've been analyzing these patterns.
00:03:01.000 Yes, there were some Antifa there, dressed up as patriots.
00:03:08.000 I do believe that they were the first to do the storming.
00:03:12.000 And they said, we're going to make you look bad, motherfuckers.
00:03:15.000 Watch this.
00:03:17.000 And I think the other 90% real patriots said, yeah, you know what?
00:03:23.000 I'm in.
00:03:24.000 Fuck this.
00:03:26.000 And I think Antifa went, whoa, whoa, and got sort of snow plowed.
00:03:32.000 They got overwhelmed.
00:03:33.000 So their silly little prank.
00:03:36.000 I don't think that was Antifa's plan.
00:03:37.000 I don't think that was the DNC's plan.
00:03:39.000 Whoever set up the scam
00:03:53.000 I think are going, what the fuck?
00:03:55.000 But here's what happened.
00:03:57.000 After nine months of rioting and chaos and no one being persecuted or prosecuted for it, and the media saying it's a summer of love, it's just property, all these people, after losing the election, after Mike Pence saying, fuck it, we lost, I give up.
00:04:14.000 Americans said, all right, fuck this.
00:04:15.000 Now, I'm not advocating it.
00:04:18.000 It's sort of like that Chris Rock thing where he goes, talking about OJ killing.
00:04:22.000 He goes, I'm not going to say he should have done it, but I understand.
00:04:26.000 I totally understand where these people are coming from.
00:04:33.000 And to the left and the media and the people inside the Capitol building,
00:04:38.000 You can only kick a dog so many times before it bites back.
00:04:43.000 And this is a guy who is, this is America, right?
00:04:48.000 He's working at Walmart, reluctantly.
00:04:49.000 He doesn't want to work at Walmart, but his dad's hardware store shut down.
00:04:54.000 And he's busting his ass at Walmart.
00:04:56.000 And the boss is being a dick, total cocksucker.
00:05:00.000 And so he says, he says,
00:05:05.000 He keeps trying and he keeps trying and then after doing everything right...
00:05:10.000 Crossing his T's, dotting his I's, being a great guy after doing it all perfectly, the cunty boss, the elite, the Walmart Swamp says, yeah, you're fired.
00:05:22.000 I've had enough of you.
00:05:23.000 You were one minute late today.
00:05:25.000 And the guy goes, you know what?
00:05:27.000 Fuck this.
00:05:29.000 He gets on the intercom, and he goes, yeah, I just want to say that there's a fag in aisle five, and the boss here, Mr. Rick Dolan,
00:05:40.000 He's a pedophile.
00:05:42.000 He likes to fuck kids.
00:05:44.000 Younger the better.
00:05:45.000 Babies is ideal.
00:05:46.000 So you're... Fuck all of you here at Walmart, by the way, for supporting a pedophile business.
00:05:52.000 And, uh, again, fuck my boss.
00:05:55.000 Take this job and shove it.
00:05:56.000 I ain't working here no more.
00:05:58.000 You son of a bitch.
00:05:59.000 Then he lets the little intercom thing dangle.
00:06:02.000 And then on the way out, he pushes over two huge display shelves.
00:06:08.000 And then walks out like this.
00:06:09.000 That's what happened today.
00:06:11.000 The Americans who have been fucked over for too long said, all right, you win.
00:06:16.000 It's over.
00:06:17.000 You got your Biden.
00:06:18.000 But I'm going to break something on the way out.
00:06:21.000 Like a guy in a relationship where he comes over and his girlfriend's cheating on him.
00:06:27.000 And he's been working on this relationship, trying to make it work.
00:06:29.000 And on the way out, he just picks up a chair and throws it through the front window.
00:06:34.000 It says, fuck you.
00:06:36.000 Fuck you, whore.
00:06:38.000 He says it much louder than that, actually.
00:06:40.000 I don't disturb anyone.
00:06:43.000 And that's what we saw here.
00:06:44.000 And I'm talking, like, the establishment right, and, you know, the Fox News types, and people I respect a lot, like Buck Sexton, are saying, this is disgusting, this is not who we are.
00:06:56.000 And, no, it is who we are.
00:06:59.000 You keep slapping someone again and again and again, and they're gonna fight back.
00:07:03.000 I didn't go.
00:07:03.000 I begged Proud Boys not to go.
00:07:07.000 Thank God they didn't go!
00:07:09.000 Thank God this is not Proud Boys, Domestic Terrorists.
00:07:12.000 If that was the case, oh my God, the sentences would be 15 years, guaranteed.
00:07:17.000 But I don't think the sentences are going to be bad for this because it looks like Americans.
00:07:22.000 So it's saying America's got to go to jail.
00:07:26.000 Now there's been a lot of misinformation about what's going on today but that's the big picture right there is that yeah the the people
00:07:38.000 Did something wrong.
00:07:39.000 They stormed the Bastille.
00:07:41.000 They stormed the Capitol.
00:07:43.000 Selfies seem to be a very high priority in this whole thing.
00:07:48.000 But can you blame them?
00:07:50.000 That's what I say.
00:07:51.000 Marco Rubio was like, this is disgusting.
00:07:53.000 We'll be hearing about this for the next 10 years.
00:07:56.000 We're confirming all their worst fears.
00:08:00.000 No.
00:08:02.000 Like, if you're at a bar and someone keeps harassing a guy, eventually he's gonna pick you up and throw you out the front window.
00:08:08.000 They weren't just harassing some, like, little junkie in the corner.
00:08:12.000 They were harassing a fuckin' 6'5 beast who was just quietly drinking his beer.
00:08:17.000 And they kept spilling it and calling him a piece of shit and shoving him and eventually he just snapped.
00:08:21.000 This is what happened today.
00:08:22.000 America snapped.
00:08:24.000 Now, was Antifa part of the snap?
00:08:25.000 I think so.
00:08:27.000 But they were not the... They were not the catalyst.
00:08:32.000 They were a catalyst.
00:08:35.000 Okay?
00:08:36.000 I'll even kiss the men.
00:08:40.000 So, some myths.
00:08:45.000 No, Pence did not unfollow Trump on Twitter.
00:08:48.000 That's a stupid rumor.
00:08:52.000 You can look it up yourself, look up Pence, you'll see he's, that's the top guy he follows.
00:08:57.000 I fell for a bad one where somebody said that Pence changed his banner to Kamala and Biden and I believed it.
00:09:08.000 Yeah, well you're retarded.
00:09:09.000 But it looks like it.
00:09:11.000 Okay.
00:09:12.000 Why are you wearing a hat on a show where your camera is above your head?
00:09:17.000 It's a... You look like a shot, like a CCTV camera, right before a bombing.
00:09:25.000 And someone's like, what about this guy?
00:09:28.000 Enhance.
00:09:30.000 Enhance.
00:09:31.000 Yeah, somebody said this is Biden Kamala.
00:09:33.000 And I was like, oh, fuck.
00:09:36.000 Yeah, not.
00:09:39.000 So that's a myth.
00:09:40.000 A big myth is this guy with the buffalo head.
00:09:43.000 With the horns.
00:09:45.000 And the story is that he's Antifa.
00:09:50.000 And there's a picture of him going around.
00:09:52.000 Shit, I don't know if I sent it to you.
00:09:55.000 Where he's at a BLM rally.
00:09:58.000 Do you have that one?
00:10:01.000 Yeah.
00:10:02.000 And yes, he was at a BLM rally opposing it.
00:10:06.000 The sign that's carefully cropped out is a big Q sign.
00:10:09.000 He's a Q guy.
00:10:10.000 Yeah, he is.
00:10:12.000 And there's an interview with him here.
00:10:15.000 It's this is dude with the horns is MAGA.
00:10:20.000 I should have numbered these mother effers.
00:10:25.000 Here it is.
00:10:25.000 My nails are dirty because I was taking down the Christmas decorations today and I was in the mud.
00:10:33.000 Can you give me your first and last name and how to spell it, please?
00:10:37.000 Sure, my name is Jake Angeli, that's J-A-K-E and A-N-G-E-L-I, angel with an I. And can I ask your age?
00:10:44.000 Yeah, sure, I'm 32.
00:10:45.000 See, I knew he wasn't Antifa because, by the way, this is a very old interview.
00:10:52.000 Oh, it's from May.
00:10:53.000 One thing I can say is that a lot of the people in the media that level a lot of scrutiny at Donald Trump, level a lot of accusations at Donald Trump, could not handle even a percentage of the amount of scrutiny and the amount of allegations that are being leveled at him from so many different levels.
00:11:10.000 And I think it's important that the President of the United States knows that his people support him.
00:11:16.000 And I think it's important that the President of the United States knows that it isn't just the opinions of the people in the media that are out there.
00:11:23.000 Okay, so you get it, right?
00:11:25.000 He's not... And I knew that right out of the gate because Antifa, if they're going to do a scam like they pretend to be someone else, they're not going to be showing their faces like that with their tattoos everywhere knowing they're going to be identified.
00:11:41.000 So, overall, I'm just going to say
00:11:46.000 You got what you asked for.
00:11:47.000 You fucked around and you found out.
00:11:50.000 I guess I'm supposed to disavow it, say it was evil?
00:11:57.000 I'm not gonna do that.
00:11:59.000 I understand why it happened.
00:12:01.000 I think that this is on the media, it's on the people that stole the election, it's on Pence, it's on Never Trumpers who fucked themselves.
00:12:10.000 We just lost the Senate.
00:12:11.000 Way to go guys.
00:12:13.000 So that's who's culpable here.
00:12:15.000 Now, there is something horrific that happened and it's lumped in with these myth debunkings.
00:12:22.000 This girl who was killed.
00:12:24.000 Now, they say her name was Roberta Paulson.
00:12:28.000 That's from Fight Club.
00:12:28.000 That's a joke.
00:12:29.000 His name was Robert Paulson.
00:12:32.000 As a guy who gets shot in Fight Club.
00:12:34.000 That's a chick who got shot at the bottom there.
00:12:37.000 Look at the notes.
00:12:37.000 No, wait.
00:12:41.000 Those are your fancy notes.
00:12:44.000 All the way at the bottom, right?
00:12:47.000 Almost, yeah.
00:12:49.000 Gotcha.
00:12:51.000 That's what the Roberta Paulson thing comes from.
00:12:54.000 His name is Robert Paulson.
00:12:56.000 But her name is Ashley Babbitt, and she was a 14-year vet.
00:13:02.000 Now here's my big takeaway, and this isn't very popular in our community.
00:13:06.000 Women should not be at fucking rallies.
00:13:09.000 They can be at a march or something.
00:13:12.000 Million Mega March, sure.
00:13:13.000 But storming the Capitol is the most dangerous thing I can think of.
00:13:18.000 Besides cleaning up all the crack in Harlem.
00:13:22.000 And this woman, this vet, I mean I guess she's fought in wars, I don't know.
00:13:27.000 She was there.
00:13:29.000 It's just wrong.
00:13:31.000 I don't know.
00:13:33.000 I thought that was where she was getting shot, but that's not it.
00:13:35.000 We actually have the footage of her getting shot.
00:13:40.000 Women shouldn't be in battle.
00:13:41.000 Women shouldn't be cops.
00:13:43.000 They don't have the same upper body strength, and they seem to have this hubris where they think they can just destroy everything in their path, and they're the same as men.
00:13:50.000 You're not.
00:13:51.000 And it gives them this sort of false sense, because I think they want to overcompensate.
00:13:55.000 And I'm sorry to desecrate this woman after she's dead, and she's obviously a wonderful patriot, but I'm just frustrated that women keep coming.
00:14:02.000 Look at Heather Heyer.
00:14:03.000 I don't want her to die either.
00:14:05.000 She thought she was fighting Nazis, and she showed up wearing flip-flops and leggings.
00:14:11.000 What kind of fighting is going to be going on?
00:14:13.000 You're overweight.
00:14:14.000 You've got leggings on and flip-flops.
00:14:16.000 You're like, I'm gonna go kill some Nazis.
00:14:18.000 Now this woman isn't the same as Heather Heyer, but still, you're storming the Capitol.
00:14:24.000 That's maybe a young man's game when he has no family.
00:14:28.000 Women should not be there.
00:14:30.000 Anyway, here they are explaining who she is.
00:14:35.000 All right, we do want to bring you some breaking news right now.
00:14:38.000 The woman who was shot and killed inside the U.S.
00:14:41.000 Capitol today during the riots was actually from San Diego.
00:14:45.000 KUSI, we have spoken with her husband and he tells us Ashley Babbitt, that's her name, she was a 14-year veteran.
00:14:53.000 She served four tours with the U.S.
00:14:55.000 Air Force and was a high-level security officer throughout her time in service.
00:15:00.000 Her husband says she was a strong supporter of President Trump
00:15:04.000 I mean, she's obviously not a normal gal.
00:15:23.000 But she was a high-level security guard at the Air Force?
00:15:25.000 That doesn't sound like you're dealing with a lot of fistfights.
00:15:28.000 Anyway, she's there, uh, in the Capitol Building, the shit's getting heated, they see guns, and this woman just keeps going at the window.
00:15:37.000 So these guys start going, stop, stop, trying to pull them back!
00:15:41.000 And now this is NSFW, you're about to see a woman get killed.
00:15:45.000 This is, uh, this is... fucking horrible.
00:15:52.000 Now wait, wait, wait.
00:15:53.000 Watch the kid with the Trump pants hat on backwards.
00:15:58.000 We're gonna see an interview with him shortly talking about this.
00:16:08.000 With the blue backpack.
00:16:10.000 Keep trying him.
00:16:14.000 See, look, they got a gun, they got a gun.
00:16:16.000 Stop.
00:16:16.000 See, he's a teenage boy.
00:16:18.000 And they go, they got guns, they got guns.
00:16:20.000 So he puts up his hands, and then people keep hitting it, like she does.
00:16:23.000 And he's like, everyone get back, get back!
00:16:25.000 And they start pulling people off.
00:16:27.000 Look, they're still climbing in.
00:16:28.000 Wait a minute, is that her climbing in?
00:16:30.000 Yeah, I think it is.
00:16:31.000 Yeah.
00:16:32.000 Yeah, that's her about to get shot.
00:16:33.000 There's another angle of it, and she's up there, she's trying to get in there.
00:16:36.000 Yep, yep, there, it just happened.
00:16:38.000 So they have guns, and she decides to jump into the window.
00:16:41.000 And they shoot her.
00:16:44.000 Holy shit.
00:16:47.000 Wait, I'm not hearing any volume.
00:16:48.000 Go back.
00:16:50.000 Oh, that sounded like a fucking gunshot!
00:16:56.000 Oh, that sounded like a fucking gunshot!
00:16:58.000 Yo, there's an active shooter here!
00:17:06.000 Get her down!
00:17:07.000 Flashlight!
00:17:08.000 Flashlight!
00:17:09.000 There wasn't an active shooter.
00:17:10.000 It was the cops, right?
00:17:11.000 I think it was the cops.
00:17:12.000 Wait, why'd you stop showing it?
00:17:33.000 Shot right through there.
00:17:35.000 What do you call it?
00:17:36.000 The juggler?
00:17:38.000 And the Infowars headline was cops execute Trump supporter.
00:17:50.000 It's just the aftermath of it now, then.
00:17:51.000 BLM, Antifa, they can burn shit down for months and months.
00:17:55.000 No police action.
00:17:57.000 A woman jumps into a door window.
00:17:59.000 Boom.
00:18:00.000 Instantly dead.
00:18:02.000 Now, uh, if you go to that file I have of the videos... It's in the shared?
00:18:09.000 Oh, yes.
00:18:11.000 God, it's funny when you wear a suit and you're still so retarded.
00:18:14.000 It's like... Okay, there we go.
00:18:19.000 Uh, which of the videos?
00:18:21.000 Well, I'll have to see them first.
00:18:22.000 That one, yeah.
00:18:23.000 That's the guy we just saw with the blue backpack.
00:18:27.000 Yeah, I'm Thomas Barani from New Jersey.
00:18:32.000 By the way... Thomas, stop.
00:18:36.000 You people are all fucked.
00:18:38.000 Like, the feds are gonna come down hard, especially when Biden is in presidency.
00:18:42.000 Facial recognition, we already know who Buffalo Horns is.
00:18:45.000 That guy just identified himself.
00:18:47.000 You're not doing this in New York, where it'll go to state court.
00:18:51.000 You did it in a federal jurisdiction.
00:18:53.000 So it's a federal offense.
00:18:54.000 This is in America now.
00:18:56.000 So you broke into America's building.
00:19:01.000 These people just sitting there doing interviews and identifying themselves.
00:19:04.000 I mean, there's a reason Antifa wears masks.
00:19:09.000 Well, we had stormed into the chambers inside and there was a young lady who rushed through the windows.
00:19:15.000 A number of police and Secret Service were saying, get back, get down, get out of the way.
00:19:19.000 She didn't heed the call and as we kind of raced up to grab people and pull them back, they shot her in the neck and she fell back on me and started saying she was fine, it's cool.
00:19:28.000 And then she started kind of like moving weird and blood was coming out of her mouth and neck and nose and I don't know if she's alive or dead anymore.
00:19:34.000 She's dead.
00:19:34.000 How did you get back out of the building?
00:19:37.000 Riot police came in and started ushering us out with their sticks.
00:19:41.000 Where did you enter the building and where did you exit?
00:19:44.000 He's gonna love this interview.
00:19:45.000 Oh look, stop!
00:20:07.000 Go back a little bit.
00:20:08.000 As he's talking, the black Hebrew Israelites have shown up with their clubs ready to kick ass.
00:20:16.000 Oh shit.
00:20:20.000 Someone might have ended up dead and that's not the kind of government we can have.
00:20:24.000 People have to do something about it.
00:20:25.000 I can't.
00:20:26.000 If you need any help at all, EMS is right there.
00:20:29.000 I'm not injured.
00:20:30.000 I was, it could have been me, but she went in first.
00:20:33.000 Thank you for telling us your story.
00:20:35.000 Who are you saying will kill people?
00:20:50.000 I don't... Police, Congressmen and women, they don't care.
00:20:54.000 I mean, they think we're a joke.
00:20:55.000 $2,000 checks was a joke to them.
00:20:57.000 You know, there's people filming us, laughing at us as we march down the street.
00:21:00.000 At the Department of Justice, there's a man in the window laughing at us, filming us.
00:21:05.000 And here, it was a joke to them until we got inside, and then all of a sudden, guns came out.
00:21:10.000 But I mean, we're at a point now, it can't be allowed to stand.
00:21:14.000 We have to do something.
00:21:15.000 People have to do something.
00:21:16.000 Because this could be you or your kids.
00:21:18.000 Thank you, Tom.
00:21:20.000 Pretty astute young man, huh?
00:21:23.000 Again, why am I wearing this shirt?
00:21:25.000 Ilhan Omar is part of the squad.
00:21:28.000 They've been pushing for violence.
00:21:29.000 The far left has been committing violent acts, burning, looting, and eventually this dog you kept kicking bit back.
00:21:39.000 So I just want to make it clear that the media is going to portray this as violence is a right-wing thing and this was so unique.
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00:22:28.000 It's really soothing.
00:22:29.000 If you're feeling anxious in this time and age where we have a man with dementia about to run the country who can't speak his own language, nor does he have any idea where he lives, you get stressed out.
00:22:42.000 So have a tincture.
00:22:44.000 Have a cookie.
00:22:45.000 Have a gummy and chill at johnnyjacbd.com, promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders.
00:22:56.000 We're running out of time for the free stuff.
00:23:00.000 But the last thing I want to bring up before we sort of go through everything again with a finer toothed comb is this clown.
00:23:09.000 He's some like random rep from Maryland.
00:23:13.000 This is the very last link, right?
00:23:15.000 And this is probably the funniest tweet of the day.
00:23:20.000 Yeah, there's that.
00:23:24.000 But just go to his Twitter.
00:23:26.000 This Twitter is the same thing.
00:23:27.000 It's the very last link.
00:23:32.000 He goes, I am safe.
00:23:35.000 I am safe.
00:23:36.000 We have been evacuated.
00:23:38.000 Let me be clear.
00:23:39.000 Look at him.
00:23:40.000 There's no gas going on.
00:23:41.000 I think someone had a fire extinguisher and was going, pssh.
00:23:44.000 It was all very, like, outside of that horrific death we just showed.
00:23:48.000 It was all very comical.
00:23:50.000 Yeah, sitting at Pelosi's desk, you know, you have a podium.
00:23:52.000 It was a selfies invasion.
00:23:53.000 And we're going to get through, we're going to go through the selfies and all the other different things.
00:23:56.000 I just had to get the headiness out of the way for the free part of the show.
00:23:59.000 But.
00:24:00.000 It was silly.
00:24:02.000 It was somewhat silly.
00:24:03.000 There was definitely a sense of humor to it all.
00:24:05.000 Guys smoking in Pelosi's office, people posing in the House Speaker's chair, putting hats on statues, putting Trump flags in statues.
00:24:15.000 No one was getting gassed.
00:24:17.000 But this fucking loser pussy politician puts on some Ghostbusters suit
00:24:25.000 And tells everyone he's okay like we give a shit about him.
00:24:32.000 Look at that woman.
00:24:33.000 She's got her hair sticking out of the back.
00:24:35.000 That can't really be a good seal as far as gas goes.
00:24:39.000 It's not a good look either.
00:24:40.000 I'm a woman and I'm wearing a gas mask.
00:24:42.000 I'm gonna get my hair in the mask so we have a nice neck seal.
00:24:46.000 Is there another picture there too?
00:24:49.000 Oh, it's the same picture twice.
00:24:52.000 Oh no, look, look at that loser!
00:24:54.000 So here I am in my Ghostbuster suit, I'm gonna go get Slimer, and then we see the woman with her hair sticking out, and then he goes, I just gotta show you again.
00:25:02.000 Uh, wait, just show the, uh, Ryan... But look at this guy's, look at the intensity of this guy's.
00:25:09.000 He's like the boss.
00:25:10.000 He's like Vakeman.
00:25:15.000 And then what's the last one?
00:25:17.000 Him looking out of breath.
00:25:17.000 Is this me in a different place?
00:25:18.000 I guess I'm in the hallway now?
00:25:20.000 I'm okay?
00:25:20.000 There's people behind me.
00:25:21.000 Alright, David Trone, you fucking drone.
00:25:25.000 What a dork.
00:25:27.000 Okay.
00:25:29.000 Now we can sort of take a step back.
00:25:31.000 We got the headiness out of the way.
00:25:33.000 And we can breathe.
00:25:35.000 But I'm not sure I want... I'm not sure I want the freeloaders involved.
00:25:40.000 You know what the analogy we were just using before we started this?
00:25:43.000 You know in Greece, look up the end of Greece with Olivia Newton-John, which was most of my generation's earliest boners.
00:25:49.000 It was Elvira, Olivia Newton-John, the end of Greece, and of course Raquel Welch on The Muppet Show, dancing sexy with a spider.
00:25:56.000 Boing, boing, boing.
00:25:58.000 But Olivia Newton-John was like a nice girl.
00:26:01.000 She played by the rules.
00:26:03.000 She was being good the whole movie.
00:26:05.000 And then the sort of miscreant sluts say, why don't we just fuck shit up?
00:26:12.000 Be a whore.
00:26:14.000 And she goes, you know what?
00:26:15.000 I think I will.
00:26:17.000 And she dresses up at the end and starts being a bad girl.
00:26:20.000 And I think that's what happened with the Patriots on Capitol Hill today.
00:26:24.000 Sam Antifa started smashing stuff and they go, yeah, you know what?
00:26:27.000 We're gonna smash stuff too.
00:26:28.000 This is footage of the Capitol Hill riot.
00:26:32.000 Actually, there was parts where it looked like World War Z. Remember that movie?
00:26:35.000 Yeah.
00:26:35.000 The zombie movie where they're climbing on top of each other to go up the walls?
00:26:39.000 Like, I saw that.
00:26:40.000 Check my parlor.
00:26:42.000 Oh no, I didn't include the clip.
00:26:44.000 Oh yeah, check my parlor.
00:26:47.000 Alright, we're about to wrap it up.
00:26:49.000 It's a free half hour.
00:26:52.000 The Post Roll New Year's Giveaways are... Caller 1 and Caller 2.
00:26:56.000 How do you do this?
00:26:57.000 You just send it to our guy and he handles it all?
00:26:59.000 Because I don't see you packing up a little fun pack and waiting in line at the post office.
00:27:05.000 I do not.
00:27:06.000 You do not do that.
00:27:06.000 You cannot be trusted.
00:27:07.000 Look at my World War Z parlor.
00:27:14.000 Um, so, caller one and caller number two are about to take calls.
00:27:17.000 Not right now, we'll take calls at around eleven.
00:27:20.000 I mean, sorry, ten.
00:27:21.000 Yeah, there.
00:27:22.000 How World War Z is that?
00:27:24.000 So they used the barricades as ladders.
00:27:26.000 Yeah.
00:27:27.000 And that gave them leverage to start going up the walls.
00:27:32.000 Pretty great.
00:27:33.000 You're getting a broken ankle, dude, if you fall off that.
00:27:36.000 Do you see the scaffolding thing?
00:27:38.000 That's the guy we just saw, that little kid.
00:27:41.000 That's how he got up there.
00:27:44.000 Yeah, there's a lot of them.
00:27:46.000 And it's loud.
00:27:47.000 Yeah, this is not Antifa.
00:27:54.000 Antifa may have...
00:27:56.000 Dip their toes in this, but this was Angry Patriots.
00:27:59.000 So caller number one gets a Bubba and Hank's Pea Pack, Prize Pack, a BeardVet Prize Pack, and a Johnny Apple Prize Pack.
00:28:10.000 Caller number two gets exactly the same thing.
00:28:13.000 So when you call, guys, after 11, don't just hang up immediately.
00:28:17.000 We have to get your number and everything and get your stuff.
00:28:21.000 But special thanks to BeardVet Coffee & Cream, Bubba & Hank's Wagyu Beef, Johnny Apple CBD.
00:28:28.000 We're going to go behind the paywall now, but I'll just end this cordially for the freeloaders.
00:28:35.000 Get fired.
00:28:36.000 Get in trouble.
00:28:37.000 Be brave.
00:28:38.000 And never stop fighting.