Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #80

00:00:49.000 That was a hit called Lowe's Alexander his fuck around and find out FAFO, which is also used by Ilhan Omar.

00:01:00.000 And it appears that the right and the left have merged.

00:01:04.000 They both agree that if one fucks around, one will find out.

00:01:08.000 And I think that's what we saw today.

00:01:11.000 I was going to do a big joke about Kim and Kanye and pretend that's what the big event of today was, but you can't introduce fuck around and find out, fuck around and find out, and then pretend you don't know what happened today.

00:01:21.000 Before we discuss, by the way, I have everything figured out, so don't sweat.

00:01:27.000 Do I look a little gray today?

00:01:30.000 The book of the day is Adrian Tomine's new book, The Loneliness of the Long Distance Cartoonist, but I want to talk about that for a long time.

00:01:37.000 This show is 100% storming the Capitol.

00:01:41.000 The calls storming the Capitol.

00:01:44.000 I don't want to hear your fucking dumb ideas for a POD song we should check out.

00:01:50.000 It's all storming the Capitol.

00:01:52.000 Obviously, this is the biggest news since 1814 when Canada burned it to the ground.

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00:02:38.000 All right.

00:02:41.000 Here's what happened today.

00:02:47.000 Americans said, fuck this.

00:02:50.000 I've had enough.

00:02:52.000 Now, there's a lot of different angles going on, but I'm just going to tell you the facts of what happened.

00:02:56.000 And this is based on my incredibly huge brain and the fact that I've been analyzing these patterns.

00:03:02.000 Yes, there were some Antifa there dressed up as patriots.

00:03:08.000 I do believe that they were the first to do the storming.

00:03:12.000 And they said, we're going to make you look bad, motherfuckers.

00:03:15.000 Watch this.

00:03:17.000 And I think the other 90% real patriots said, yeah, you know what?

00:03:23.000 I'm in.

00:03:24.000 Fuck this.

00:03:26.000 And I think Antifa went, whoa, whoa, and got sort of snowplowed.

00:03:32.000 They got overwhelmed.

00:03:33.000 So their silly little prank may have been the catalyst, or it was at least a tiny factor.

00:03:40.000 A factor, we'll say, let's fuck tiny.

00:03:42.000 It was at least a factor in this storming of the Bastille.

00:03:46.000 And I don't think that was Antifa's plan.

00:03:49.000 I don't think that was the DNC's plan.

00:03:51.000 Whoever set up the scam, I think are going, what the fuck?

00:03:56.000 But here's what happened.

00:03:57.000 After nine months of rioting and chaos and no one being persecuted or prosecuted for it and the media saying it's a summer love.

00:04:05.000 It's just property.

00:04:07.000 All these people after losing the election, after Mike Pence saying, fuck it, we lost.

00:04:12.000 I give up.

00:04:13.000 Americans said, all right, fuck this.

00:04:16.000 Now, I'm not advocating it.

00:04:18.000 It's sort of like that Chris Rock thing where he goes talking about OJ killing killer and he goes, I'm not going to say he should have done it, but I understand.

00:04:29.000 I totally understand where these people are coming from.

00:04:33.000 And to the left and the media and the people inside the Capitol building, you can only kick a dog so many times before it bites back.

00:04:43.000 And this is a guy who is, this is America, right?

00:04:47.000 He's working at Walmart reluctantly.

00:04:49.000 He doesn't want to work at Walmart, but his dad's hardware store shut down.

00:04:54.000 And he's busting his ass at Walmart.

00:04:56.000 And the boss is being a dick, total cocksucker.

00:05:00.000 And so he says, he says, he keeps trying and he keeps trying.

00:05:07.000 And then after doing everything right, crossing his T's, dotting his I's, being a great guy, after doing it all perfectly, the county boss, the elite, the Walmart swamp says, yeah, you're fired.

00:05:22.000 I've had enough of you.

00:05:23.000 You were one minute late today.

00:05:25.000 And the guy goes, you know what?

00:05:27.000 Fuck this.

00:05:28.000 He gets on the intercom and he goes, yeah, I just want to say that there's a fag in aisle five.

00:05:36.000 And the boss here, Mr. Rick Dolan, is a pedophile.

00:05:42.000 He likes to fuck kids.

00:05:44.000 Younger the better.

00:05:45.000 Babies is ideal.

00:05:46.000 So you're, fuck all of you here at Walmart, by the way, for supporting pedophile business.

00:05:52.000 And again, fuck my boss.

00:05:55.000 Take this job and shove it.

00:05:56.000 I ain't working here no more.

00:05:58.000 You son of a bitch.

00:06:00.000 Then he lets the little intercom thing dangle.

00:06:02.000 And then on the way out, he pushes over two huge display shelves and then walks out like this.

00:06:09.000 That's what happened today.

00:06:11.000 The Americans who had been fucked over for too long said, all right, you win.

00:06:16.000 It's over.

00:06:17.000 You got your Biden.

00:06:18.000 But I'm going to break something on the way out.

00:06:21.000 Like a guy in a relationship where he comes over and his girlfriend's cheating on him.

00:06:27.000 And he's been working on this relationship, trying to make it work.

00:06:29.000 And on the way out, he just picks up a chair and throws it through the front window.

00:06:34.000 He Says, fuck you, fuck you, whore.

00:06:38.000 He says it much louder than that, actually.

00:06:40.000 I don't disturb anyone.

00:06:43.000 And that's what we saw here.

00:06:44.000 And I'm talking like the establishment right and you know, the Fox News types, and people I respect a lot, like Buck Sexton, are saying, this is disgusting.

00:06:54.000 This is not who we are.

00:06:56.000 And no, it is who we are.

00:06:59.000 You keep slapping someone again and again and again, and they're going to fight back.

00:07:03.000 I didn't go.

00:07:04.000 I begged Proud Boys not to go.

00:07:07.000 Thank God they didn't go.

00:07:09.000 Thank God this is not Proud Boys domestic terrorist.

00:07:12.000 If that was the case, oh my God, the sentences would be 15 years, guaranteed.

00:07:17.000 But I don't think the sentences are going to be bad for this because it looks like Americans.

00:07:22.000 So it's saying America's got to go to jail.

00:07:26.000 Now, there's been a lot of misinformation about what's going on today.

00:07:31.000 But that's the big picture right there is that, yeah, the people did something wrong.

00:07:39.000 They stormed the Bastille.

00:07:41.000 They stormed the Capitol.

00:07:42.000 It seemed to be, selfies seemed to be a very high priority in this whole thing.

00:07:48.000 But can you blame them?

00:07:50.000 That's what I say.

00:07:51.000 Marco Rubio was like, this is disgusting.

00:07:54.000 We'll be hearing about this for the next 10 years.

00:07:56.000 We're showing, we're confirming all their worst fears.

00:08:00.000 No.

00:08:02.000 Like, if you're at a bar and someone keeps harassing a guy, eventually he's going to pick you up and throw you out the front window.

00:08:08.000 They weren't just harassing some little junkie in the corner.

00:08:12.000 They were harassing a fucking six foot five beast who was just quietly drinking his beer.

00:08:17.000 And they kept spilling it and calling him a piece of shit and shoving him.

00:08:20.000 And eventually he just snapped.

00:08:21.000 This is what happened today.

00:08:22.000 America snapped.

00:08:24.000 Now, was Antifa part of the snap?

00:08:26.000 I think so.

00:08:27.000 But they were not the catalyst.

00:08:32.000 They were a catalyst.

00:08:35.000 Okay?

00:08:36.000 I'll even kiss the men.

00:08:40.000 So, some myths.

00:08:45.000 No, Pence did not unfollow Trump on Twitter.

00:08:48.000 That's a stupid rumor.

00:08:52.000 You can look it up yourself.

00:08:53.000 Look up Pence.

00:08:54.000 You'll see that's the top guy he follows.

00:08:57.000 I fell for a bad one where somebody said that Pence changed his banner to Kamala and Biden.

00:09:07.000 And I believed it.

00:09:08.000 Yeah, well, you're restarted.

00:09:09.000 But it looks like it.

00:09:11.000 Okay.

00:09:12.000 Why are you wearing a hat on a show where your camera is above your head?

00:09:17.000 It's a...

00:09:18.000 You look like a shot, like a CCTV camera right before a bombing.

00:09:25.000 And someone's like, what about this guy?

00:09:29.000 Enhance.

00:09:30.000 Enhance.

00:09:31.000 Yeah, somebody said this is Biden Kamala.

00:09:34.000 And I was like, oh, fuck.

00:09:36.000 Yeah.

00:09:37.000 Nah.

00:09:39.000 So that's a myth.

00:09:40.000 The big myth is this guy with the buffalo head with the horns.

00:09:45.000 And the story is that he's Antifa.

00:09:50.000 And there's a picture of him going around.

00:09:53.000 Shit, I don't know if I sent it to you.

00:09:55.000 Where he's at a BLM rally.

00:09:58.000 Do you have that one?

00:10:01.000 Yeah.

00:10:02.000 And yes, he was at a BLM rally opposing it.

00:10:06.000 The sign that's carefully cropped out is a big Q sign.

00:10:09.000 He's a Q guy.

00:10:10.000 Yeah, he is.

00:10:12.000 And there's an interview with him here.

00:10:15.000 It's this is Dude with the Horns is MAGA.

00:10:20.000 I should have numbered these mother-fers.

00:10:23.000 Gotcha.

00:10:25.000 Here it is.

00:10:25.000 My nails are dirty because I was taking down the Christmas decorations today and I was in the mud.

00:10:31.000 Give me your.

00:10:33.000 Can you give me your first and last name and how to spell it, please?

00:10:37.000 Sure, my name is Jake Angeli.

00:10:39.000 That's J-A-K-E-N-A-N-G-E-L-I, Angel with an I. And can I ask your age?

00:10:44.000 Yeah, sure.

00:10:45.000 I'm 32.

00:10:46.000 And I knew he wasn't in Tifa because by the way, this is a very old interview.

00:10:52.000 No, it's from May.

00:10:53.000 Well, one thing I can say is that a lot of the people in the media, the level of a lot of scrutiny at Donald Trump, level a lot of accusations at Donald Trump, couldn't handle even a percentage of the amount of scrutiny and the amount of allegations that are being leveled at him from so many different levels.

00:11:10.000 And I think it's important that the President of the United States knows that his people support him.

00:11:16.000 And I think it's important that the President of the United States knows that it isn't just the opinions of the people in the media that are out there.

00:11:26.000 And I knew that right out of the gate because Antifa, if they're going to do a scam like they pretend to be someone else, they're not going to be showing their faces like that with their tattoos everywhere, knowing they're going to be identified.

00:11:42.000 So overall, I'm just going to say you got what you asked for.

00:11:47.000 You fucked around and you found out.

00:11:53.000 I guess I'm supposed to disavow it, say it was evil.

00:11:57.000 I'm not going to do that.

00:11:59.000 I understand why it happened.

00:12:01.000 I think that this is on the media.

00:12:03.000 It's on the people that stole the election.

00:12:05.000 It's on pence.

00:12:07.000 It's on never Trumpers who fucked themselves.

00:12:10.000 We just lost the Senate.

00:12:11.000 Way to go, guys.

00:12:13.000 So that's who's culpable here.

00:12:15.000 Now, there is something horrific that happened.

00:12:18.000 And it's lumped in with these myth debunkings.

00:12:22.000 This girl who was killed.

00:12:24.000 Now, they say her name was Robert Paulson.

00:12:28.000 That's a joke.

00:12:29.000 That's from Fight Club.

00:12:30.000 His name was Robert Paulson.

00:12:32.000 There's a guy who gets shot in Fight Club.

00:12:34.000 That's chick who got shot at the bottom there?

00:12:36.000 No, wait.

00:12:37.000 Look at the notes.

00:12:42.000 Those are your fancy notes.

00:12:44.000 All the way at the bottom, right?

00:12:47.000 Almost, yeah.

00:12:49.000 Gotcha.

00:12:51.000 That's what the Roberta Paulson thing comes from.

00:12:54.000 His name is Robert Paulson.

00:12:56.000 But her name is Ashley Babbitt.

00:12:59.000 And she was a 14-year vet.

00:13:02.000 Now, here's my big takeaway, and this isn't very popular in our community.

00:13:06.000 Women should not be at fucking rallies.

00:13:09.000 They can be at a march or something, million mega march, sure.

00:13:13.000 But storming the Capitol is the most dangerous thing I can think of, besides cleaning up all the crack in Harlem.

00:13:22.000 And this woman, this vet, I mean, I guess she's fought in wars.

00:13:26.000 I don't know.

00:13:27.000 She was there.

00:13:29.000 It's just wrong.

00:13:30.000 And I don't know.

00:13:31.000 Women seem to have, that's not what it was.

00:13:34.000 I thought that was where she was getting shot, but that's not it.

00:13:36.000 We actually have the footage of her getting shot.

00:13:40.000 Women shouldn't be in battle.

00:13:41.000 Women shouldn't be cops.

00:13:43.000 They're not, they don't have the same upper body strength, and they seem to have this hubris where they think they can just destroy everything in their path.

00:13:49.000 And they're the same as men.

00:13:50.000 You're not.

00:13:51.000 And it gives them this sort of false sense because I think they want to overcompensate.

00:13:55.000 And I'm sorry to desecrate this woman after she's dead.

00:13:57.000 And she's obviously a wonderful patriot.

00:14:00.000 But I'm just frustrated that women keep coming.

00:14:02.000 Look at Heather Heyer.

00:14:03.000 I don't want her to die either.

00:14:05.000 She thought she was fighting Nazis and she showed up wearing flip-flops and leggings.

00:14:11.000 Like, what kind of fighting is going to be going on?

00:14:14.000 You're overweight.

00:14:14.000 You've got leggings on and flip-flops.

00:14:16.000 You're like, I'm going to go kill some Nazis.

00:14:18.000 Now, this woman isn't the same as Heather Heyer, but still, you're storming the Capitol.

00:14:24.000 That's maybe a young man's game when he has no family.

00:14:28.000 Women should not be there.

00:14:30.000 Anyway, here they are explaining who she is.

00:14:33.000 And he tells us, Ashley Babbitt.

00:14:35.000 All right, we do want to bring you some breaking news right now.

00:14:38.000 The woman who was shot and killed inside the U.S. Capitol today during the riots was actually from San Diego, KUSI.

00:14:46.000 We have spoken with her husband, and he tells us Ashley Babbitt, that's her name.

00:14:51.000 She was a 14-year veteran.

00:14:53.000 She served four tours with the U.S. Air Force and was a high-level security officer throughout her time in service.

00:15:00.000 Her husband says she was a strong supporter of President Trump and was a great patriot to all who knew her.

00:15:07.000 Metropolitan Police Department say an investigation continues right now into her death.

00:15:12.000 KUSI sends our condolences to her family and to all who knew her.

00:15:19.000 I mean, she's obviously not a normal gal, but she was a high-level security guard at the Air Force.

00:15:26.000 That doesn't sound like you're dealing with a lot of fist fights.

00:15:28.000 Anyway, she's there in the Capitol building.

00:15:32.000 The shit's getting heated.

00:15:34.000 They see guns, and this woman just keeps going at the window.

00:15:37.000 So these guys start going, stop, stop, trying to pull them back.

00:15:41.000 And now this is NSFW.

00:15:43.000 You're about to see a woman get killed.

00:15:46.000 This is fucking horrible.

00:15:52.000 Now, wait, wait, wait.

00:15:53.000 Watch the kid with the Trump pants hat on backwards.

00:15:58.000 We're going to see an interview with him shortly talking about this.

00:16:08.000 With the blue backpack.

00:16:10.000 Keep trying him.

00:16:14.000 Look, they've got a gun.

00:16:15.000 They got a gun.

00:16:16.000 Stop.

00:16:16.000 See, he's a teenage boy.

00:16:18.000 And they go, they got guns, they got guns.

00:16:20.000 So he puts up his hands, and then people keep hitting it like she does.

00:16:23.000 And he's like, everyone, get back, get back.

00:16:25.000 And they start pulling people off.

00:16:27.000 Look, they're still climbing in.

00:16:29.000 Wait a minute.

00:16:29.000 Is that her climbing in?

00:16:30.000 Yeah, I think it is.

00:16:32.000 Yeah, that's her about to get shot.

00:16:33.000 There's another angle of it, and she's up there.

00:16:35.000 She's trying to get in there.

00:16:36.000 Yeah, yeah, there.

00:16:37.000 It just happened.

00:16:38.000 So they have guns, and she decides to jump into the window, and they shoot her.

00:16:44.000 Holy shit.

00:16:47.000 Wait, I'm not hearing any volume.

00:16:48.000 Go back.

00:17:09.000 It wasn't an active shooter.

00:17:10.000 It was the cops, right?

00:17:11.000 It was the...

00:17:11.000 I don't think it was the cops.

00:17:12.000 Wait, why'd you stop showing it?

00:17:24.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:33.000 Shot right through the...

00:17:36.000 What do you call it?

00:17:36.000 The juggler?

00:17:38.000 The InfoWars headline was, cops execute Trump supporter.

00:17:49.000 It was just the aftermath of it now then.

00:17:51.000 BLM, Antifa, they can burn shit down for months and months.

00:17:55.000 No police action.

00:17:57.000 A woman jumps into a door window.

00:17:59.000 Boom.

00:18:00.000 Instantly dead.

00:18:02.000 Now, if you go to that file I have of the videos, it's in the shared.

00:18:09.000 Oh, yes.

00:18:11.000 God, it's funny when you wear a suit and you're still so retarded.

00:18:14.000 It's like...

00:18:17.000 Okay, there we go.

00:18:19.000 Which of the videos?

00:18:21.000 Well, I'll have to see them first.

00:18:22.000 That one, yeah.

00:18:23.000 That's the guy we just saw with the blue backpack.

00:18:26.000 Can you just start with your first and last name and where you're from?

00:18:29.000 Yeah, I'm Thomas Barani from New Jersey.

00:18:32.000 Can you show us the picture?

00:18:32.000 By the way, how did you get it?

00:18:34.000 Thomas, stop.

00:18:36.000 You people are all fucked.

00:18:38.000 Like, the feds are going to come down hard, especially when Biden is in presidency, facial recognition.

00:18:43.000 We already know who Buffalo Horns is.

00:18:45.000 That guy just identified himself.

00:18:47.000 You're not doing this in New York where it'll go to state court.

00:18:51.000 You did it in a federal jurisdiction.

00:18:53.000 So it's a federal offense.

00:18:54.000 This is in America now.

00:18:56.000 So you broke into America's building.

00:19:00.000 These people just sitting there doing interviews and identifying themselves.

00:19:04.000 I mean, there's a reason Antifa wears masks.

00:19:08.000 Well, we had stormed into the chambers inside, and there was a young lady who rushed through the windows.

00:19:15.000 A number of police and Secret Service were saying, get back, get down, get out of the way.

00:19:19.000 She didn't heed the call, and as we kind of raced up to grab people and pull them back, they shot her in the neck, and she fell back on me and started saying she was fine, it's cool.

00:19:28.000 And then she started kind of like moving weird, and blood was coming out of her mouth and neck and nose.

00:19:32.000 And I don't know if she's alive or dead anymore.

00:19:34.000 How did you get back out of the building?

00:19:37.000 Riot police came in and started ushering us out with their sticks.

00:19:41.000 Where did you enter the building and where did you exit?

00:19:44.000 Other side with the scaffolding.

00:19:45.000 We tore through the scaffolding through flashbangs and tear gas and blitzed our way in through all the chambers.

00:19:52.000 He's going to love this.

00:20:00.000 Someone might have ended up dead.

00:20:02.000 And that's not the kind of government we can have.

00:20:04.000 People have to do something about it.

00:20:06.000 Oh, look, stop.

00:20:07.000 Go back a little bit.

00:20:08.000 As he's talking, the black Hebrew Israelites have shown up with their clubs ready to kick ass.

00:20:16.000 Oh, shit.

00:20:20.000 Happen is someone might have ended up dead.

00:20:22.000 And that's not the kind of government we can have.

00:20:24.000 People have to do something about it.

00:20:26.000 If you need any help at all, EMS is breaking.

00:20:29.000 I'm injured.

00:20:30.000 I was...

00:20:30.000 It could have been me, but she went in first.

00:20:33.000 It was one of us.

00:20:35.000 Thank you for telling us your story.

00:20:37.000 Just make sure people know, because this cannot stand anymore.

00:20:41.000 This is wrong.

00:20:42.000 They don't represent anyone.

00:20:43.000 Not Republican, Democrat, Independent, nobody.

00:20:45.000 And now they'll just kill people.

00:20:47.000 Who are you saying?

00:20:50.000 I don't...

00:20:51.000 Police, Congress, men and women, they don't care.

00:20:54.000 I mean, they think we're a joke.

00:20:55.000 $2,000 checks was a joke to them.

00:20:57.000 You know, there's people filming us, laughing at us as we march down the street.

00:21:00.000 At the Department of Justice, there's a man in the window laughing at us, filming us.

00:21:05.000 And here it was a joke to them until we got inside, and then all of a sudden guns came in.

00:21:10.000 But I mean, we're at a point now.

00:21:12.000 It can't be allowed to stand.

00:21:14.000 We have to do something.

00:21:15.000 People have to do something because this could be you or your kids.

00:21:18.000 Thank you, Tom.

00:21:20.000 Pretty astute young man, huh?

00:21:23.000 Again, why am I wearing this shirt?

00:21:25.000 Ilhan Omar is part of the squad.

00:21:28.000 They've been pushing for violence.

00:21:30.000 The far left has been committing violent acts, burning, looting.

00:21:34.000 And eventually, this dog you kept kicking bit back.

00:21:39.000 So I just want to make it clear that, you know, the media is going to portray this as violence is a right-wing thing, and this was so unique.

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00:26:03.000 was being good the whole movie and then the the sort of miscreant sluts say, Why don't we just fuck shit up?

00:26:12.000 Be a whore.

00:26:14.000 And she goes, You know what?

00:26:15.000 I think I will.

00:26:17.000 And she dresses up at the end and starts being a bad girl.

00:26:20.000 And I think that's what happened with the Patriots on Capitol Hill today.

00:26:24.000 Samantifa started smashing stuff and they go, Yeah, you know what?

00:26:27.000 We're going to smash stuff too.

00:26:28.000 This is footage of the Capitol Hill riots.

00:26:32.000 Actually, there was parts where it looked like World War Z. Remember that movie?

00:26:35.000 Yeah.

00:26:35.000 The zombie movie where they're climbing on top of each other to go up the walls?

00:26:39.000 Like, I saw that.

00:26:40.000 Check my parlor.

00:26:42.000 Oh, no, I didn't include the clip.

00:26:44.000 Oh, yeah, check my parlor.

00:26:48.000 All right, we're about to wrap it up with a free half hour.

00:26:52.000 The post-roll New Year's giveaways are Caller One and Caller Two.

00:26:56.000 How do you do this?

00:26:57.000 You just send it to our guy and he handles it all?

00:26:59.000 Because I don't see you packing up a little fun pack and waiting in line at the post office.

00:27:05.000 I do not.

00:27:06.000 You do not do that.

00:27:06.000 Cannot be trusted.

00:27:07.000 Look at my World War Z parlor.

00:27:15.000 So caller one and caller number two.

00:27:16.000 We're about to take calls.

00:27:17.000 Not right now.

00:27:18.000 We'll take calls at about 11.

00:27:20.000 I mean, sorry, 10.

00:27:21.000 Yeah, there.

00:27:22.000 How World War Z is that?

00:27:24.000 So they used the barricades as ladders.

00:27:27.000 Yeah.

00:27:27.000 And that gave them leverage to start going up the walls.

00:27:32.000 It's pretty great.

00:27:33.000 You're getting a broken ankle, dude, if you fall off that.

00:27:37.000 Do you see the scaffolding thing?

00:27:38.000 Well, that's the guy we just saw, that little kid.

00:27:41.000 That's how he got up there.

00:27:44.000 Yeah, there's a lot of them.

00:27:46.000 And it's loud.

00:27:51.000 Yeah, this is not Antifa.

00:27:53.000 Antifa may have dipped their toes in this, but this was angry Patriots.

00:27:59.000 So caller number one gets a Bubba and Hanks P-Pack prize pack.

00:28:06.000 A Beard Vet prize pack and a Johnny Apple prize pack.

00:28:10.000 Caller number two gets exactly the same thing.

00:28:13.000 So when you call guys after 11, don't just like hang up immediately.

00:28:17.000 We have to get your number and everything and get your stuff.

00:28:21.000 But special thanks to Beard Vet Coffee and Cream, Bubba and Hanks, Wag You Beef, Johnny Apple CBD.

00:28:28.000 We're going to go behind the paywall now, but I'll just end this cordially for the freeloaders.

00:28:35.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:28:57.000 Drop a dummy when you feel on the wheel.

00:29:00.000 Hey, drop a deal with the badge with a wheel ay.

00:29:03.000 Don't die for my country on the real ayy.

00:29:06.000 Supreme Court dish wishes we a bill ay.

00:29:09.000 Trump 2020 bitches.

00:29:13.000 So let's just go through our notes, shall we?

00:29:20.000 Pence and Trump are, I think, divorced.

00:29:24.000 Here, let's go through.

00:29:25.000 Let's do this.

00:29:25.000 Let's pull up Tommy Robinson's parlor and just make sure that you've seen all this.

00:29:30.000 Yeah, Mike Pence didn't have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our country and our Constitution, giving states a chance to certify a corrected set of facts, not the fraudulent or inaccurate ones which they were asked to previously certify.

00:29:41.000 USA demands the truth.

00:29:43.000 And Pence said no.

00:29:45.000 What did Lynn Woods say was going to happen?

00:29:47.000 Pence was going to get arrested today and shot by firing squad because people were being forced to rape and kill children at gunpoint.

00:29:55.000 With a camera.

00:29:56.000 With a camera.

00:29:59.000 That is the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life.

00:30:02.000 It's up there.

00:30:03.000 I think the second craziest would be this thing that a lot of people believe, a lot of conspiracy theorists that they drink anachrome or something.

00:30:12.000 Adrenochrome.

00:30:13.000 Adrenochrome.

00:30:14.000 So you kill a kid or you torture a kid and then you cut them and drink their blood.

00:30:18.000 And you get that delicious adrenaline-infused kid blood.

00:30:23.000 Or as they say in With Nan, unadulterated child's piss.

00:30:28.000 All right, keep going through Tommy's.

00:30:30.000 Tommy, it's funny you got to go to fucking north of London to get the best updates.

00:30:36.000 What is all this?

00:30:37.000 Oh, so I hear they're trying to push the 25th Amendment.

00:30:42.000 Where the vice president takes over the presidency for two weeks.

00:30:47.000 Why bother?

00:30:51.000 Oh, yeah, this is crazy.

00:30:53.000 Did you notice, by the way, this was in one of my parlors, getting directions to DC was banned.

00:31:00.000 It wouldn't appear on your phone.

00:31:03.000 And now, Trump himself is banned.

00:31:06.000 They say that his tweets incite violence.

00:31:09.000 And so unless he takes this one and this one down, they're cutting him off.

00:31:13.000 So you can't get to, this is big tech getting involved.

00:31:15.000 You can't get directions to DC and that the president of the United States is locked out of Twitter.

00:31:24.000 Where are you?

00:31:25.000 It's a recent one.

00:31:26.000 Parlor's been overwhelmed.

00:31:30.000 This is yours now.

00:31:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:31.000 Go to the top.

00:31:32.000 Oh, there, you just had it.

00:31:37.000 By the way, this picture there with the black guy, that's fake.

00:31:40.000 That's fake?

00:31:41.000 Yep.

00:31:42.000 He wasn't there.

00:31:43.000 He's actually dead.

00:31:45.000 And you can't see the best part about him.

00:31:48.000 There we go, right there.

00:31:50.000 So I tried this on my phone.

00:31:52.000 I could get directions.

00:31:54.000 But Maddie, his sister, and then this tweet, wait, what happened, Ryan?

00:32:01.000 Yeah, so click on that picture.

00:32:03.000 Yeah, this woman couldn't get directions.

00:32:06.000 Directions are not available at this time because of current road conditions.

00:32:11.000 And as my wife pointed out, you would just like find somewhere near there.

00:32:15.000 Right.

00:32:16.000 And then you'd make your way the next 12 minutes to Washington, D.C. And then here's the thing about Trump.

00:32:27.000 The claim of electronics, even this tweet can't be applied to it.

00:32:29.000 Wait, click On the whole picture, though, I thought there's a whole thing about how he's locked.

00:32:34.000 That's all it says.

00:32:35.000 Yes, oh, yeah, he's locked for 12 hours, and then they're saying they might ban him, like you know, if he, if anything like that happens again, they're going to ban him, which is like what he was saying was to de-escalate everything.

00:32:49.000 So, if they're gonna ban him for that, he's pretty much banned.

00:32:53.000 Because this is all Trump's fault.

00:32:55.000 People mad, Trump supporters mad that you keep abusing them is Trump's fault.

00:33:01.000 That's a bit of a stretch.

00:33:03.000 Bit of a stretch.

00:33:04.000 Okay, we're just gonna go through this chronologically now, Rye guy.

00:33:08.000 And then when you see something that I'm talking about and it relates to your notes, then you just jump over to your notes.

00:33:14.000 For the first time today, for the first time ever, sorry, Ryan has contributed to some editorial here.

00:33:20.000 He's wearing a suit.

00:33:22.000 He's very excited.

00:33:23.000 He's getting real serious.

00:33:25.000 It was three-piece suit day.

00:33:29.000 It's kind of weird that your vest is different than your blazer.

00:33:32.000 I know, I'm not happy about it, but, you know, I don't know.

00:33:36.000 Yeah, it looks stupid.

00:33:37.000 First vest I've ever owned.

00:33:39.000 Well, you either just wear the vest and roll up your sleeves or don't wear the vest with that suit.

00:33:44.000 To have two different gray suits.

00:33:45.000 Can I have an odd vest with these pants, though?

00:33:48.000 Your pants match your suit?

00:33:49.000 No.

00:33:50.000 Oh, my God.

00:33:51.000 You're a mess.

00:33:54.000 You know what you look like?

00:33:55.000 You look like a homeless man who's been cleaned up.

00:33:59.000 And there's a program in the East Village where they take donated clothes and they help homeless people.

00:34:05.000 They give them a haircut and they feed them and wash them.

00:34:07.000 They skip the haircut part.

00:34:09.000 And then they get them a suit and they can go to job interviews.

00:34:11.000 And obviously the suits are garbage because they're from bumps.

00:34:17.000 But this is like, why is everyone so mad?

00:34:20.000 They changed the rules for voting.

00:34:22.000 They had all of these noose things where you can have, you know, this many senators will dictate this much of a majority.

00:34:28.000 And they changed the intrinsic structure of America's voting systems without an election.

00:34:37.000 They just did it.

00:34:38.000 That violates the Constitution.

00:34:40.000 In other words, this is an unconstitutional election.

00:34:44.000 That's why people are mad.

00:34:46.000 They're not mad.

00:34:47.000 We have a constitutional crisis that nobody wants to talk about.

00:34:51.000 The four battleground states, you had unconstitutional elections if you follow the Constitution.

00:34:58.000 Unconstitutional elections as a result of what the Democrats did, circumventing the state legislatures.

00:35:06.000 We have a constitutional crisis.

00:35:08.000 They just changed the rules without talking to the state legislature.

00:35:11.000 That's not discussed.

00:35:12.000 I think it's because it's too sophisticated.

00:35:15.000 So it just sort of goes over people's heads.

00:35:17.000 But Mark Levin is one of the smartest people in America.

00:35:21.000 And he caught it.

00:35:22.000 And he's been talking about this all year, by the way.

00:35:27.000 Now, here's something that's curious.

00:35:28.000 This strange bomb.

00:35:32.000 Like, look at that headline.

00:35:33.000 It's like, headless body found in topless bar.

00:35:37.000 An explosive device is found at the RNC.

00:35:41.000 And the DNC is evacuated.

00:35:45.000 The fuck.

00:35:47.000 I guess they're very close by.

00:35:48.000 Explosive device was found at the headquarters of the Republican National Committee in Washington and the nearby headquarters of the Democratic National Committee.

00:35:54.000 It was evacuated after the discovery of a suspicious package on Wednesday.

00:35:57.000 That's today.

00:35:58.000 According to three people briefed on the discoveries.

00:36:01.000 The device that was found at the RNC was a pipe bomb that was successfully destroyed by a bomb squad, according to an official for the RNC.

00:36:11.000 I want to know more.

00:36:12.000 We've got cameras everywhere.

00:36:14.000 Who did it?

00:36:16.000 Who done it?

00:36:17.000 By the way, Ryan, my theory is that that crowd was 5% to 10% Antifa and 90 to 95% MAGA.

00:36:26.000 Yes.

00:36:26.000 What's your theory?

00:36:28.000 You're dumb.

00:36:29.000 Let's see what's wrong.

00:36:31.000 I don't know.

00:36:31.000 I heard a lot about the infiltrating stuff, but honestly, I don't see a lot of Antifa guys looking.

00:36:38.000 Give me some percentages.

00:36:39.000 I just thought it was funny before the show.

00:36:41.000 I was like, so do you believe the whole like Antifa hijacking the whole thing?

00:36:45.000 And you're like, oh, 10%.

00:36:47.000 But you said it was 100%.

00:36:48.000 So I was like, that's a really confident thing.

00:36:50.000 That's going to be my new thing.

00:36:51.000 10%.

00:36:52.000 Like, do you think they did it?

00:36:53.000 Oh, 30%.

00:36:56.000 30%.

00:36:57.000 Easily, hands down, 30%, maybe 29.

00:37:00.000 So are you going to marry this chick?

00:37:01.000 Oh, 20%.

00:37:03.000 20%.

00:37:05.000 I'm in love.

00:37:06.000 But what you were saying was that 10% of them were.

00:37:08.000 Yeah.

00:37:09.000 Yeah.

00:37:09.000 They're probably uncomfortable with not wearing masks.

00:37:11.000 So, I mean, like, in this picture alone, there's a guy with a mask there, you know?

00:37:15.000 I was talking to a cop today texting, and his number was 105%.

00:37:19.000 What?

00:37:20.000 105% of them are Antifa.

00:37:22.000 And he goes, like, look at this guy.

00:37:23.000 And he showed me the bullhorns, dude.

00:37:25.000 And I just, you know what I mean?

00:37:27.000 And I said, $45 bet.

00:37:29.000 You know what's shake.

00:37:30.000 Oh, nice.

00:37:31.000 And we did a text shake.

00:37:33.000 And I won $45 Kamaru.

00:37:36.000 You know what's funny if he said it like it was 100% though?

00:37:39.000 Oh, no, like it was 20%?

00:37:41.000 105%.

00:37:43.000 It's the opposite of what you do.

00:37:45.000 So when you lowball, you're like, oh, dude, 20%.

00:37:48.000 He does the opposite, and he's like, maybe like 105%.

00:37:53.000 Okay, I finally get your shitty joke.

00:37:56.000 Here was the fucking highlight of the day, as far as I'm concerned.

00:38:00.000 Wait, what's your percentage?

00:38:03.000 5% sounds about good.

00:38:05.000 Okay.

00:38:05.000 Yeah.

00:38:07.000 It's a lot, though, because there was a lot of people.

00:38:08.000 Oh, here's a weird thing, dude.

00:38:10.000 Go back to that link you just showed.

00:38:11.000 So they're talking about the bombs.

00:38:12.000 We don't know anything with the bombs.

00:38:14.000 We just saw RNC DNC, right?

00:38:16.000 But whenever they talk about this explosive, they show these pictures of these guys.

00:38:21.000 This is a trick the media does, the New York Times does.

00:38:24.000 They'll talk about like white supremacy in America, and they just have pictures of proud boys.

00:38:29.000 And you're like, you don't get to, that doesn't illustrate that.

00:38:34.000 But yeah, the media is to blame for this fucking mess.

00:38:39.000 The DNC has always been corrupt.

00:38:40.000 You're always going to have rats o-rizzos.

00:38:42.000 You're always going to have scam artists.

00:38:44.000 You're always going to have rioters destroying places.

00:38:47.000 But when the press calls it the summer of love and calls you a disgusting, deplorable, then they are changing the American conversation.

00:38:56.000 And that's what pissed people off, is that when you look up anything about this election, you get Don Lamond calling us stupid, laughing at us, and saying it's all bullshit and karma's a bitch.

00:39:07.000 And you're just pissed.

00:39:09.000 So, not only was there anger directed at the Capitol today, but there was anger directed at the media.

00:39:17.000 And they went up to one of the media booths and just started wrecking their shit.

00:39:21.000 I love this.

00:39:23.000 Who doesn't like this?

00:39:24.000 I don't know.

00:39:25.000 People at CNN, I'd imagine.

00:39:27.000 I love how they'll compare this to like a local business being burned down or a church business.

00:39:32.000 Yeah.

00:39:32.000 It's not the same.

00:39:34.000 It's clearly not the same.

00:39:36.000 This guy's got it right.

00:39:37.000 U.S. media is starting to feel the American public's anger.

00:39:40.000 Their equipment is being trashed.

00:39:41.000 Is that a good one?

00:39:44.000 Is this it?

00:39:45.000 Yeah, this is one that just starts, basically.

00:39:55.000 What if the equipment there was for MAGA news?

00:39:58.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:58.000 It's like OAN.

00:40:00.000 They're like, guys, guys, we're here to...

00:40:04.000 We're doing a documentary on how the election was stolen.

00:40:06.000 Not anymore.

00:40:10.000 Okay, I gotta wrap up here.

00:40:12.000 Look at this guy packing up.

00:40:13.000 I gotta get this in.

00:40:14.000 He's like, that's not mine.

00:40:15.000 I borrowed it.

00:40:16.000 The tripod, it can go.

00:40:21.000 Hope you got the right guns.

00:40:23.000 Okay, let me get this.

00:40:24.000 Oh, wow, that escalates so quick I couldn't skip ahead.

00:40:27.000 There we go.

00:40:28.000 There we go.

00:40:32.000 Fuck that thing.

00:40:33.000 That thing sucks.

00:40:34.000 That thing's stupid.

00:40:35.000 I'll never use that again.

00:40:36.000 I hate lights.

00:40:37.000 Fuck your tripod.

00:40:39.000 Fuck your tripod.

00:40:45.000 There's different waves, I guess.

00:40:54.000 See what happens?

00:40:55.000 You keep doing it from afar.

00:40:59.000 You shit on these people from afar.

00:41:01.000 And then you meet them in person.

00:41:04.000 You effed around, and now you're effing O. Is this what you meant, Ilhan Omar, when you made my shirt?

00:41:15.000 Notice they're not hurting people.

00:41:16.000 If this was Antifa, people will be stabbed.

00:41:19.000 Yeah, the only violence, really, that you saw, the property damage was minimal.

00:41:23.000 The only violence you saw was the cops shooting a vet in the neck.

00:41:27.000 Right.

00:41:31.000 Yeah, the amount of selfies going on was pretty shocking.

00:41:35.000 The documentation here, look at this.

00:41:38.000 This is when I knew it was an Antifa.

00:41:40.000 Yeah, that's...

00:41:41.000 That's not an Antifa thing.

00:41:44.000 Their Facebook's going to be blowing up.

00:41:46.000 But like, could you make the job easier for the DA?

00:41:49.000 I was following Milo on social media too.

00:41:51.000 Go back to that picture.

00:41:52.000 And he was just petrified they were going to damage any art.

00:41:55.000 Oh, no.

00:41:56.000 So he's like, that furniture and that painting, don't fucking touch anything.

00:42:00.000 No, there's no way.

00:42:01.000 Geraldine.

00:42:02.000 They did take a podium, but.

00:42:03.000 They did move a podium.

00:42:05.000 No masks.

00:42:06.000 No.

00:42:08.000 Just balls the size of soccer balls.

00:42:13.000 The size of soccer balls.

00:42:15.000 You should do stand-up at Guitar Center.

00:42:17.000 I hate you.

00:42:19.000 Can you bring less attention to that?

00:42:21.000 What was it called again?

00:42:23.000 Elijah posted a good tweet.

00:42:25.000 If you do some research, folks, you can find Ryan Ketsu Rivera doing stand-up at Guitar World Guitar Center.

00:42:33.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:42:34.000 And what's it called?

00:42:37.000 Fucking Guitar Center, man.

00:42:40.000 It's a guitar store.

00:42:42.000 And he has a whole bit about his Japanese dad who writes in all caps.

00:42:46.000 And he'll say something normal, like, do you want to go to the beach?

00:42:49.000 But it's in all caps.

00:42:50.000 So it looks like it's saying, oh, do you want to go to the beach?

00:42:53.000 Yeah, that could be a shirt.

00:42:56.000 That's my merch.

00:42:57.000 So go to the beach.com legally.

00:42:59.000 Elijah's a friend of mine.

00:43:02.000 Are you allowed to, is it journalism to go in to this office?

00:43:08.000 Zoom out.

00:43:09.000 I'm inside Ann Spelis' office with thousands of revolutionaries who have stormed the building.

00:43:14.000 To put it in perspective, how quickly staff evacuated, emails are still on the screen alongside a federal alert warning warning members of the current revolution.

00:43:21.000 And then someone pointed out, if you look closely at her screen, you can see that she has a whole file for hair appointments.

00:43:25.000 Yeah, I have that on too much.

00:43:27.000 No, no, go back, though.

00:43:29.000 So, like, what's the law?

00:43:33.000 I don't know.

00:43:34.000 Is it trespassing, like, to be in somebody's office?

00:43:36.000 If you're a journalist and you're photographing stuff, it seems kind of like.

00:43:41.000 Like, what if people break into your house and you're there with your camera filming the breakup?

00:43:46.000 It's a public building, though.

00:43:48.000 You're not allowed to go into Nancy Pelosi.

00:43:50.000 What, you think that's public property?

00:43:52.000 I mean, but how illegal is it to go into anybody's office at like a law firm just to walk in?

00:43:57.000 Going into Nancy Pelosi's office is the same as going into my house.

00:44:00.000 Oh, really?

00:44:00.000 Of course.

00:44:01.000 What do you think?

00:44:02.000 You think you can just walk into her office and tell you any chips?

00:44:06.000 I got to take a shit.

00:44:08.000 Where'd you shit her?

00:44:09.000 Everybody was saying, can you please shit in that office?

00:44:12.000 But a lot of the stuff I saw was people at her desk, like with their feet up going, hey.

00:44:18.000 This was not like chaz or chop.

00:44:20.000 It was very humorous.

00:44:23.000 There, that's perfect.

00:44:25.000 This was sort of the tone of this thing.

00:44:28.000 If it was Antifa, they would be pushing everything over, lighting everything up.

00:44:32.000 Spray paint for sure.

00:44:33.000 Oh, spray paint everywhere.

00:44:34.000 They didn't really do any damage besides a few windows.

00:44:38.000 This is funny.

00:44:40.000 But just not smart.

00:44:41.000 I mean, I can't.

00:44:42.000 Well, that's baked Alaska vandalizing Pelosi's office.

00:44:48.000 Well, he's just on the phone.

00:44:49.000 I don't know why they say vandalizing.

00:44:52.000 I think he's just being colorful.

00:44:54.000 But like, aren't you fucked if you do that?

00:44:59.000 You're part of the most newsworthy storming of...

00:45:08.000 This hasn't happened since 1814.

00:45:11.000 Back when Canada was still Britain, they drove down in their pickup trucks to Washington, D.C., and they burnt the White House to the ground.

00:45:21.000 The War of 1812.

00:45:22.000 But two years in, the White House was done.

00:45:26.000 Ash.

00:45:26.000 Charred.

00:45:28.000 That's why it's the White House now.

00:45:29.000 They rebuilt it, painted it white to make it look nice.

00:45:33.000 We're not a charred remain anymore.

00:45:35.000 Then there's this guy.

00:45:35.000 He's got to get his mask off.

00:45:37.000 Look at the tattletale journalists, too.

00:45:39.000 Recognize this guy.

00:45:40.000 Yeah, I hate that, but the photo on its own is so joyous.

00:45:44.000 Like, I smile every time I look at it.

00:45:46.000 It is funny.

00:45:47.000 It's having a great time.

00:45:49.000 It's also funny to break into the cockpit of a plane and go, hey, oh, you're still going to jail for 20 minutes.

00:45:55.000 Like, it doesn't matter how funny your thing is.

00:45:59.000 Hey, I'm going to dress up as a terrorist with a cartoon, like a plastic bomb.

00:46:04.000 Yeah.

00:46:04.000 And then have like shit glued to my face like in Team America World Police.

00:46:08.000 Right.

00:46:08.000 And then get a picture in the cockpit going, oh look, boy.

00:46:12.000 Yeah, that's a crazy thing.

00:46:13.000 That's going to look funny on your Facebook, but you're going to go to prison, are you not?

00:46:18.000 Who knows?

00:46:19.000 Maybe they're going to be scared to prosecute because it'll look like they're prosecuting Americans.

00:46:23.000 What's that one now?

00:46:25.000 Oh, there's our guy.

00:46:28.000 Look at his shitty tattoos.

00:46:30.000 Dude.

00:46:32.000 Big black splotches?

00:46:34.000 On one arm, he has bricks, you know, like that brick pattern, and the bricks are black.

00:46:39.000 And on the other side, it's opposite where the mortar is black, and then the bricks are white.

00:46:44.000 Oh, God.

00:46:44.000 I hate shit like that.

00:46:46.000 Like this boxing promoter here in New York who has one arm is red and one arm is blue.

00:46:55.000 Oh, this was supposed to prove that it's Antifa because they say that's a hammer and a sickle.

00:47:01.000 Have you ever seen a hammer and a sickle before?

00:47:03.000 Yeah, it doesn't really look like that.

00:47:04.000 I don't know.

00:47:05.000 I love my police people, but talking to them today on some chats, like they have the worst theories.

00:47:13.000 Like, are you guys the guys solving crime?

00:47:15.000 That could not be farther from a fucking hammer and a sickle.

00:47:18.000 I think it's from a video game, actually.

00:47:21.000 I saw a theory on that.

00:47:23.000 It's from like dependence or something.

00:47:32.000 Dude with the horns is MAGA.

00:47:34.000 This is fake.

00:47:35.000 Trump not retweetable.

00:47:36.000 We talked about that.

00:47:40.000 Let's go through.

00:47:44.000 Let's look at Tommy's parlor for some.

00:47:46.000 He's got great footage of the various fights.

00:47:58.000 That wasn't a yawn, was it?

00:47:59.000 Yep.

00:48:00.000 Shit.

00:48:00.000 Why?

00:48:01.000 Because you're so boring?

00:48:03.000 No.

00:48:04.000 What do you mean?

00:48:05.000 We just...

00:48:06.000 We need some energy.

00:48:08.000 Yeah.

00:48:08.000 Let's go.

00:48:09.000 I think we're all getting bombed out here.

00:48:12.000 No.

00:48:16.000 Oh, here we go.

00:48:17.000 It's like a...

00:48:17.000 So I think Tommy thinks the Antifa number is much higher.

00:48:30.000 I don't get Tommy's point here.

00:48:32.000 Like it's an inside job?

00:48:34.000 Yeah, like they're both in it together.

00:48:35.000 Right.

00:48:38.000 Look, he's too scared to hit him with the asp.

00:48:41.000 I hate that word.

00:48:42.000 Yet they're not too scared to smash someone in with the neck.

00:48:46.000 Shoot someone in the neck?

00:48:48.000 I don't know.

00:48:49.000 What else you got?

00:48:56.000 Oh, that's the beginning.

00:48:57.000 Oh, so this theory is that the police were in on it because they opened the gates.

00:49:02.000 Huh.

00:49:02.000 Why would the police be in on it, though?

00:49:04.000 That's literally a head scratcher.

00:49:06.000 Police are squabbling with protesters.

00:49:09.000 Oh, there we go.

00:49:09.000 They literally opened the gates.

00:49:11.000 Huh.

00:49:14.000 Look at that guy.

00:49:17.000 Who goes to a riot with sweatpants on?

00:49:19.000 And then what are those women doing there?

00:49:20.000 You know what I mean?

00:49:22.000 Like, they got their little Coca-Colas there to storm the Capitol.

00:49:26.000 You know, it doesn't look like the cops let them into any important area.

00:49:28.000 Like, if that's what's on the other side.

00:49:30.000 Sweatpants guy in McDonald's.

00:49:32.000 Fucking sweatpants.

00:49:33.000 Look how big they are.

00:49:36.000 You could fit 40 newspapers in those.

00:49:38.000 That's a good metric.

00:49:39.000 That's really irritating.

00:49:40.000 That's bothering me like crazy.

00:49:42.000 Where's his wallet?

00:49:42.000 I need some sweatpants, like maybe like a 40 newspaper size.

00:49:46.000 Where's your wallet, you sweatpant people?

00:49:48.000 I don't understand you.

00:49:49.000 I've got phone keys.

00:49:51.000 I've got two cars.

00:49:54.000 If I had all that shit, they'd be rattling around at best.

00:49:57.000 They'd be pulling my pants down.

00:49:58.000 Well, it does suck.

00:50:00.000 Why are you doing it?

00:50:02.000 Why are you wearing your pee-pee jam jams to a riot?

00:50:07.000 There we go.

00:50:08.000 Boring, boring.

00:50:09.000 No, I want to see the...

00:50:10.000 He has great action shots.

00:50:14.000 No.

00:50:16.000 No.

00:50:18.000 Hey, let's put on the news right now.

00:50:19.000 Oh, there's her.

00:50:20.000 Yep.

00:50:23.000 No.

00:50:24.000 We haven't had one shot of the action.

00:50:26.000 There's that guy.

00:50:26.000 We had him.

00:50:28.000 We haven't had one shot of the thing.

00:50:31.000 Come on!

00:50:33.000 Scroll better, Ryan.

00:50:34.000 Stop, stop.

00:50:35.000 Oh, it's loading.

00:50:36.000 Like, they keep stopping me.

00:50:37.000 Internal error developers have been notified.

00:50:41.000 Say, what?

00:50:42.000 Let's show foot.

00:50:43.000 Okay, go to Fox News.

00:50:44.000 Maybe they'll have footage of today.

00:50:50.000 Now my girlfriend wants to see the stand-up.

00:50:52.000 Thanks a lot.

00:50:54.000 Shouldn't have your phone on when you're doing a show.

00:50:59.000 But it really was incredible.

00:51:00.000 Did you see it when they had all the hundreds of, not hundreds of thousands, but maybe like a thousand people on the Capitol, like ants?

00:51:07.000 Yeah.

00:51:08.000 I think we have to federalize this.

00:51:10.000 We never should be looking to Washington, D.C. for the solutions.

00:51:13.000 You've got to work on your state legislators and your state.

00:51:15.000 Go back to your state houses.

00:51:18.000 Those are the places where you have to hold people accountable.

00:51:20.000 That's what the Constitution says.

00:51:22.000 That's sort of like Dinesh D'Souza's problem.

00:51:24.000 These are lucky disciplines.

00:51:25.000 And that's where we need to focus to really institute change.

00:51:29.000 So that's today.

00:51:33.000 You know what's a good thing to check?

00:51:34.000 Is Cassandra Fairbanks' Twitter.

00:51:39.000 See if we've got any breaking news.

00:51:48.000 I don't care about Brandon Stracha.

00:51:50.000 I don't care about that.

00:51:56.000 Riots are destructive, dangerous, and scary, but can lead to serious social reform.

00:52:00.000 And then, when it doesn't suit them, every person who forced their way into the Capitol should be arrested.

00:52:04.000 And one is a car on fucking fire.

00:52:06.000 And the other one is just people inside.

00:52:09.000 People getting arrested.

00:52:13.000 I don't care about that.

00:52:15.000 We already know about her.

00:52:18.000 Got the fire extinguisher.

00:52:19.000 That's what Chris has to say.

00:52:20.000 Chris, by the way, who said, remind me of where it says protests should be peaceful.

00:52:27.000 Now, too many see the protests as the problem.

00:52:31.000 No, the problem is what forced your fellow citizens to take to the streets.

00:52:36.000 Yeah, you can.

00:52:36.000 Persistent and poisonous inequities and injustice.

00:52:40.000 And please, show me where it says that protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful.

00:52:45.000 Oh, I see what he's doing.

00:52:46.000 They've taken today's footage.

00:52:48.000 Wait, go back.

00:52:49.000 No, the problem is what forced your fellow citizens to take to the streets.

00:52:53.000 Did you show the whole thing?

00:52:54.000 Persistent and poisonous inequities and injustice.

00:52:58.000 And please, show me where it says that protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful.

00:53:05.000 That's good.

00:53:07.000 All right, what do you have on your list?

00:53:09.000 I'm finally done miling.

00:53:10.000 Oh, last thing I want to check is slightlyoffensive.tv on Instagram.

00:53:15.000 Elijah's thing.

00:53:17.000 Elijah, I hope you didn't fuck yourself.

00:53:20.000 And I'm not talking about masturbation.

00:53:23.000 No, I don't think he did that.

00:53:26.000 Very Christian.

00:53:28.000 Isn't he?

00:53:30.000 Slightlyoffensive is one word, dot TV.

00:53:37.000 Sorry, folks.

00:53:39.000 I mean, you've all seen it.

00:53:43.000 So he's got no dark stuff.

00:53:45.000 Wait, start with the most recent one.

00:53:47.000 Because I want to know if there's rioting right now.

00:53:51.000 It's daylight, so no.

00:53:52.000 No, he's probably staying inside.

00:53:54.000 That's the moment where the siege starts.

00:53:55.000 This is a pretty great video.

00:53:56.000 It's a minute.

00:53:57.000 Okay, so this...

00:53:58.000 Wait, stop.

00:53:59.000 This is where I started to think of Antifa, because these guys up there just look a little too young, and their stuff's a little too new.

00:54:06.000 Who are already up there by the barricade?

00:54:08.000 Yeah.

00:54:08.000 No, no, no.

00:54:09.000 The guy with the backpack with his hands up right now.

00:54:30.000 I'm saying the guy in all black with a face mask right there, who we're looking at, was at that before anybody else was.

00:54:37.000 Hmm.

00:54:38.000 You see that?

00:54:39.000 And then there is a MAGA guy right next to him.

00:54:41.000 But he's like, look at that.

00:54:42.000 Look at that move, like the come on, let's do it move.

00:54:45.000 Yeah.

00:54:45.000 You see him?

00:54:46.000 Yeah.

00:54:46.000 Come on, let's do it.

00:54:47.000 He's part of the, yeah.

00:54:48.000 He doesn't look like a MAGA dude.

00:54:50.000 He's like this.

00:54:50.000 Come on, man.

00:54:51.000 He's part of the 5%.

00:54:55.000 The 5%ers and 3%ers.

00:55:08.000 And those guys on the left are obviously real mega.

00:55:13.000 That guy with the green.

00:55:16.000 But yeah, that guy with the megaphone looks suspicious, doesn't he?

00:55:19.000 Yep.

00:55:24.000 Ooh, hats.

00:55:25.000 Somebody made a joke and they said that's a total Antifa giveaway.

00:55:28.000 It's a tell.

00:55:29.000 Putting the hat backwards.

00:55:31.000 Wait, what?

00:55:32.000 No, that's not a joke.

00:55:33.000 No?

00:55:33.000 No.

00:55:34.000 Huh.

00:55:34.000 That's in my Antifa notes.

00:55:36.000 Oh.

00:55:41.000 Look at that.

00:55:42.000 Oh, you saw this already, though, right?

00:55:47.000 Then they help her.

00:55:48.000 Oh, of course.

00:55:49.000 There's the girl, female cop.

00:55:52.000 Which they help.

00:55:52.000 They're like, here.

00:55:53.000 Look at her.

00:55:54.000 Here's your female cop.

00:55:55.000 Hey, go back.

00:55:55.000 I have no, I posted on Parlor a picture of Antifa saying, the way you'll tell who we are is we'll put our MAGA hats backwards.

00:56:07.000 Oh.

00:56:07.000 I'm not saying that's what that guy was doing.

00:56:18.000 Why are women so bad at falling?

00:56:22.000 You know what I mean?

00:56:23.000 I keep on falling.

00:56:24.000 They write songs about it.

00:56:26.000 They fall and then they fall and then it just keeps getting worse.

00:56:29.000 How to walk away and I stumble.

00:56:33.000 Look at her.

00:56:33.000 She's useless.

00:56:35.000 The guy had to carry her literally physically back to the other police.

00:56:39.000 She's just standing watching.

00:56:40.000 Here's your lady.

00:56:41.000 But he's actually carrying her like she's off the ground.

00:56:44.000 Here's your little doll person.

00:56:46.000 So if we're trying to find the five to ten, it looks like they're right there.

00:56:53.000 It's a pretty good push.

00:56:58.000 And look how concerned that guy is with his face being unhooded.

00:57:03.000 Look at that.

00:57:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:06.000 So after when he grabs him, he's like, oh, crap, let me cover my fucking hood up.

00:57:11.000 Which is a weird, weird priority to him.

00:57:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:15.000 Almost like an instinct.

00:57:16.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:57:20.000 No, it doesn't have to be all one or the other.

00:57:24.000 Cassandra was saying it's such a lame take to say this is all Antifa.

00:57:29.000 They were a very small portion of it.

00:57:32.000 All right.

00:57:33.000 There's more from him, though.

00:57:35.000 I wonder if there's rioting going on right now.

00:57:40.000 I can see if anybody's live on Periscope.

00:57:42.000 Yeah.

00:57:44.000 Because there was really bad service there, so nobody was getting...

00:57:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:49.000 But it's weird that all the pictures inside of the Capitol, like all the BLM stuff isn't...

00:57:55.000 Somebody pointed out to me isn't like 4K.

00:57:58.000 But there was like 4K footage of all this stuff going on.

00:58:02.000 Let me see what my people say about...

00:58:05.000 Whoa.

00:58:06.000 Pro-Trump crowds march on state houses across the country.

00:58:13.000 I saw one about in Georgia.

00:58:18.000 They were storming the governor's house in Georgia.

00:58:22.000 Uh-huh.

00:58:24.000 We're not doing very good television right now.

00:58:27.000 Well, there's a lot.

00:58:29.000 There's a lot going on.

00:58:30.000 but we're trying to find out if we can get a live feed or something.

00:58:37.000 Oh, I know a place that had live feeds.

00:58:45.000 This is a live feed that's going all day.

00:58:48.000 Oh, it's done.

00:58:49.000 Yeah, I don't think anything's going on.

00:58:51.000 No.

00:58:51.000 They enforced a curfew 6 p.m., I believe.

00:58:54.000 Yeah, for a long time.

00:58:56.000 Not that people would abide by that, but it seems like they have.

00:59:01.000 Is this real?

00:59:02.000 Yeah, it's from Seattle.

00:59:04.000 Protester just broke through the gates of the governor's mansion in Olympia, Georgia.

00:59:07.000 Oh, shit.

00:59:09.000 This was three hours ago.

00:59:14.000 Okay, let's.

00:59:15.000 Oh, I sent you a good video of a black security guard or a cop punching a woman in the face.

00:59:24.000 Yeah, was that a security guard?

00:59:26.000 I don't know.

00:59:27.000 Was she just wearing like a semi-militaristic thing?

00:59:32.000 She has a beautiful overhand right.

00:59:41.000 That's a straight punch.

00:59:42.000 Hear it.

00:59:44.000 No, why is she bleeding?

00:59:45.000 Ouch.

00:59:45.000 Who hits you?

00:59:46.000 That girl punched me in the bathroom.

00:59:47.000 Who hit you?

00:59:48.000 The black girl.

00:59:48.000 Oh, that's leaking.

00:59:50.000 You know what happened is the black girl rings.

00:59:53.000 Oh.

00:59:55.000 She opened up her face.

00:59:57.000 But you're going to have to zoom in and watch this a couple times because it happens like that.

01:00:04.000 Who hit you?

01:00:04.000 BLM?

01:00:05.000 Yes.

01:00:06.000 BLM hit you?

01:00:07.000 Yes.

01:00:07.000 And they did nothing or what?

01:00:08.000 Oh, of course they did nothing.

01:00:10.000 Oh, my God.

01:00:12.000 It wasn't BLM, my dear.

01:00:13.000 Well, maybe it was.

01:00:14.000 Maybe she's sympathetic to BLM.

01:00:17.000 Yeah, why does that happen so quick?

01:00:19.000 It's the first thing that happens in that.

01:00:21.000 I think the white woman just went like, you're full of shit or fuck you.

01:00:24.000 Or did some sort of gesture.

01:00:25.000 Dude, that just got banned.

01:00:27.000 Oh, wow.

01:00:28.000 What?

01:00:29.000 That just got taken down.

01:00:31.000 Yeah.

01:00:32.000 That was Shizmabin, I think.

01:00:34.000 What is that?

01:00:36.000 Huh.

01:00:38.000 We're seeing things uncensored get censored live on live TV.

01:00:42.000 That's exciting.

01:00:43.000 Isn't that fun?

01:00:45.000 Wait, that can't be true.

01:00:47.000 Oh, here it is.

01:00:48.000 Here it is.

01:00:49.000 What happened there?

01:00:50.000 Oh.

01:00:51.000 I'm going to refresh.

01:00:52.000 Got to watch quick.

01:00:53.000 Don't refresh, or we might lose it.

01:00:57.000 Okay, go.

01:00:58.000 Otherwise, we can't restart the video.

01:00:59.000 Here we go.

01:01:00.000 All right.

01:01:01.000 Is everybody ready?

01:01:02.000 Everyone paying attention?

01:01:06.000 That was it.

01:01:06.000 Here it goes again.

01:01:07.000 Bap.

01:01:08.000 Here it comes again.

01:01:10.000 Bap.

01:01:11.000 Wait, go back.

01:01:12.000 I still am not satisfied.

01:01:13.000 I can't even tell if it's the white woman's hand.

01:01:15.000 Did she go to punch her?

01:01:17.000 The white woman looks like she was going to touch her face or face mask or something.

01:01:21.000 Oh, no, she looks like she was grabbing her phone.

01:01:23.000 That's right.

01:01:24.000 All right, so here we are.

01:01:33.000 No, why is she bleeding?

01:01:34.000 This looks like she was touching her hand or something.

01:01:35.000 That's the best fighter I've ever seen.

01:01:38.000 Her and Canelo, her and Jake Paul need to fight.

01:01:41.000 All right, so before we start taking calls, what do you got?

01:01:44.000 Woman shot?

01:01:45.000 We already did that.

01:01:46.000 Cuomo hypocrisy, we already did that.

01:01:48.000 Moment of siege, I'm not sure we've done that.

01:01:51.000 That was the one that we just watched.

01:01:52.000 Oh, wait, show that Yossi Gettner thing.

01:01:58.000 So this seems to be a common take with establishment normie rightists, and I don't have that take.

01:02:03.000 There is nothing patriotic about what is occurring on Capitol Hill.

01:02:06.000 This is third world style American anarchy, anti-American anarchy.

01:02:10.000 And Yossi Gestetner, he's a great guy.

01:02:14.000 The third world country part started with how the elections went down and how the accusations of fraud were handled.

01:02:20.000 Precisely.

01:02:21.000 That is really the crux of the anger you saw on Capitol Hill today.

01:02:25.000 Moment of siege.

01:02:27.000 Yeah, we saw that.

01:02:29.000 Did we, though?

01:02:30.000 Yeah, that was the one where we were just breaking down Antifa movements and such.

01:02:34.000 Anti-Kavanaugh protests in Atrium on Capitol.

01:02:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:37.000 This happened, and it was fine.

01:02:39.000 You know, tons of people.

01:02:41.000 The only difference is someone didn't die, but that wasn't us killing anyone.

01:02:45.000 That was the cops shooting a woman.

01:02:47.000 A vet.

01:02:51.000 Good point, Ryan.

01:02:52.000 Good news work.

01:02:53.000 Thank you.

01:02:54.000 There's the fire extinguishers.

01:02:56.000 Yes.

01:02:56.000 This is pretty cool.

01:03:01.000 Blaze it up.

01:03:02.000 So this woman says, where are the police?

01:03:05.000 Where the National Guard somebody responded, you defunded them.

01:03:08.000 It's pretty funny.

01:03:10.000 It's just fun.

01:03:11.000 Just having a blast.

01:03:13.000 Hey, man.

01:03:14.000 If that woman hadn't died, this would have been one of the funniest riots in the history of rioting.

01:03:21.000 And then Michael Rappaport.

01:03:23.000 Oh, God.

01:03:24.000 That's right.

01:03:25.000 Yeah, he said, yo, what if black people were out here doing this kind of stuff?

01:03:32.000 What if black people were doing this?

01:03:34.000 What would the response be?

01:03:35.000 It's like, well, BLM burns shit down.

01:03:37.000 So I honestly, and they didn't get shot by cops.

01:03:40.000 They got shot by each other.

01:03:42.000 And they did that.

01:03:44.000 That's great.

01:03:45.000 The Black Panther Party, I believe, with rifles on the steps of the Capitol building.

01:03:50.000 Yeah, and it went just fine.

01:03:51.000 They had a good look with the little berets.

01:03:53.000 That's pretty cool.

01:03:54.000 Okay.

01:03:55.000 19, noose Outside Capitol.

01:03:58.000 I thought that was a very creative piece of art that they put out.

01:04:01.000 They had a huge cross that they erected.

01:04:03.000 Four by fours.

01:04:04.000 Or six by sixes.

01:04:06.000 They just built this.

01:04:07.000 But the thing that concerns me with this, obviously this is not racial.

01:04:10.000 This is like draining the swamp.

01:04:11.000 Let's hang them all.

01:04:12.000 Like in a 17th century rebellion.

01:04:15.000 But Ryan, in your notes here, how do you spell the word noose?

01:04:20.000 Okay.

01:04:21.000 N-O-O-S-E.

01:04:24.000 Why did you write N-E-U-S-S-E?

01:04:27.000 When I was a kid, I thought that's how that was spelt.

01:04:30.000 Spelt?

01:04:31.000 Spelt.

01:04:34.000 So what does that got to do with you as an adult?

01:04:36.000 You're 31 now?

01:04:39.000 Yep.

01:04:40.000 So why did you write N-E-U-S-S-E?

01:04:42.000 I don't know.

01:04:45.000 I haven't spelled noose in a long time.

01:04:47.000 You're so not racist.

01:04:49.000 That's how not racist I am.

01:04:51.000 I haven't actually seen one.

01:04:52.000 I didn't recognize it at first.

01:04:55.000 And then 24, you got footage of inside the Senate floor.

01:04:59.000 This has been a bit of a rickety ending, but I'm sorry.

01:05:03.000 It was a major riot that happened today.

01:05:04.000 We want to make sure we get everything in there.

01:05:08.000 Again, if it was Black Lives Matter, it would literally be in flames right now.

01:05:11.000 That's absolutely true.

01:05:15.000 They're just doing selfies, hanging out.

01:05:18.000 Look at all the women there.

01:05:22.000 Hey, come with Giddy.

01:05:24.000 Giddy images.

01:05:25.000 Oh, that's why everything's all 4K.

01:05:27.000 Ooh, I got something juicy.

01:05:29.000 I know, we'll do it tomorrow.

01:05:31.000 I want this show to be 100% about.

01:05:38.000 What's this?

01:05:38.000 Oh, yeah, they seem peaceful.

01:05:41.000 My dad worked for both Department of Defense and Homeland Security.

01:05:45.000 You can't just take over a federal building and do what we saw today without some help from the inside.

01:05:49.000 This was orchestrated by members of the Senate and members of the Capitol Police.

01:05:55.000 That would sort of go with that the cops opening the fence there.

01:06:01.000 But correct me if I'm wrong, and maybe I'm just crazy, but I don't think this makes MAGA look bad.

01:06:09.000 I think it makes the media look bad.

01:06:11.000 I know that that's not what you're supposed to say.

01:06:14.000 Oh, this is why Tommy was saying, at least get good actors when he was showing that black guy run up the stairs.

01:06:21.000 Yeah, it's almost like a false flag to try to be like, well, let them in so that way we can prove that, look, how bad we're going to do it.

01:06:28.000 But my wife was like, can't you, you guys look so bad right now.

01:06:33.000 I was like, I don't really see it.

01:06:35.000 I see a bunch of angry Americans kicking in windows because they just had their country stolen.

01:06:44.000 I didn't call for it.

01:06:45.000 I said, don't go.

01:06:48.000 But this looks a hell of a lot better than the past 10 months of riots and fires.

01:06:52.000 And then she goes, you're just as bad as them now.

01:06:53.000 And I'm like, no, no, there's no, this is not 10 months.

01:06:58.000 This was not smashing windows.

01:07:02.000 What's this, climbing window washers?

01:07:05.000 Oh, we showed that one.

01:07:06.000 That's how that kid got up on the right, right, right.

01:07:08.000 And then last one, 26 more people inside.

01:07:11.000 This is, you know, it's actually kind of boring.

01:07:13.000 It's so non-eventful, so not drastic.

01:07:17.000 Besides the woman getting shot, you know, like they keep showing the same clip of battling the police pushing the line.

01:07:23.000 I'm seeing people in the right corner.

01:07:24.000 This footage is going to be used against us for the rest of our lives.

01:07:27.000 I think CNN's going to run this on a loop.

01:07:29.000 Good.

01:07:30.000 Okay.

01:07:31.000 They don't treat us very well.

01:07:32.000 You mean when you made Americans so mad they smashed a bunch of windows?

01:07:35.000 Yeah.

01:07:37.000 Am I naive?

01:07:38.000 I don't know.

01:07:40.000 I'd like to hear a different take, but I can't think of another one with.

01:07:44.000 I'm just going to my gut right now.

01:07:46.000 And my gut says, yeah.

01:07:48.000 I've heard a lot of takes.

01:07:49.000 Someone's got a nosebleed outside a bar, and they go, wow, your boy is going to look real violent.

01:07:54.000 Well, I think people are going to say, what were you doing before my friend punched you in the face?

01:07:59.000 This is what this was.

01:08:01.000 America punched the Capitol in the face.

01:08:05.000 And if you just arrived on Earth today, then you might go, these people are violent lunatics.

01:08:12.000 Wow, they're a mob.

01:08:14.000 This is like the 17th century.

01:08:16.000 But no, you've been around and you've seen what's been going on in this country.

01:08:22.000 And one day, the other side decides they want a piece of the action.

01:08:28.000 By the way, yeah, and Tifa was burning federal buildings, trying to burn down police stations with police inside.

01:08:35.000 Not even close.

01:08:36.000 Not even close.

01:08:37.000 Not even close.

01:08:38.000 Nobody brought weapons.

01:08:39.000 They brought flags and hats.

01:08:41.000 Unbelievable.

01:08:42.000 Okay, we're taking calls.

01:08:44.000 Call take in.

01:08:46.000 Call take in.

01:08:47.000 Take down your pants now.

01:08:49.000 Wow, but the pants.

01:08:50.000 I'm scared I'm missing a riot, though.

01:08:53.000 I'm going to be very unprofessional and check my phone.

01:09:00.000 Alright, we are on the line.

01:09:02.000 Here's our first winner coming in.

01:09:05.000 You win, dude.

01:09:06.000 Hello, winner.

01:09:10.000 I believe this is Oscar.

01:09:14.000 Hi, Oscar.

01:09:15.000 How are you today?

01:09:18.000 Let me make sure Oscar can hear.

01:09:20.000 Wait, am I on?

01:09:21.000 Yes.

01:09:23.000 Can you hear us?

01:09:24.000 Whoa, it's Brad Cohen Boner.

01:09:26.000 What's going on, guys?

01:09:28.000 Yo, what's up, dog?

01:09:30.000 Hello.

01:09:31.000 Nothing much, man.

01:09:34.000 I saw those two episodes you guys had.

01:09:37.000 Are you guys going to do more of the Car Guys?

01:09:39.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:09:40.000 We're not talking about Car Guys.

01:09:41.000 We're talking about the riots today.

01:09:43.000 And yes, we probably will.

01:09:44.000 Thanks for calling.

01:09:46.000 You win.

01:09:47.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:47.000 Let me get your info before you hang up.

01:09:50.000 Just sit right there.

01:09:51.000 I'll get it.

01:09:51.000 Now, let me make something clear.

01:09:53.000 We're not interested in talking about cars or anything else.

01:09:56.000 We're only talking about the riots and what happened today.

01:10:00.000 This is consequential.

01:10:02.000 This is a moment in history no one is going to forget.

01:10:05.000 It's not a 9-11, but it's a doozy.

01:10:08.000 So to talk about anything else on today's show would be ridiculous.

01:10:14.000 Kim and Kanye?

01:10:18.000 Okay, Justin's on the line, also a winner.

01:10:21.000 What's up, Justin?

01:10:22.000 You winner?

01:10:24.000 Hey, guys.

01:10:25.000 Hey, man.

01:10:26.000 How are you today?

01:10:27.000 Good.

01:10:27.000 How are you?

01:10:28.000 I was going to ask you about Howard, but I guess that's probably not the best thing.

01:10:33.000 Don't even say that.

01:10:34.000 About the riots, man?

01:10:36.000 I feel kind of like an asshole for saying it, but I kind of loved it.

01:10:40.000 I mean, just getting kicked around for four years, like you said, fuck around and find out.

01:10:45.000 I mean, what did they expect?

01:10:47.000 And still, it wasn't anything destructive.

01:10:49.000 Nobody destroyed anything inside the building.

01:10:52.000 I mean, outside of the woman that got shot by Capitol Police, it wasn't violent.

01:10:56.000 And we've seen so many Americans roll over and take it and get abused for so many years now.

01:11:04.000 And they just keep bullying us.

01:11:06.000 And we just keep taking it.

01:11:07.000 And the Never Trumpers keep stabbing us in the back, just like Pence and Mitch McConnell and Mitt Romney.

01:11:12.000 And it was nice.

01:11:13.000 I'm sorry.

01:11:14.000 It was kind of nice to see someone say, I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.

01:11:19.000 It was.

01:11:20.000 It really was.

01:11:20.000 And it's like, I don't know if you guys saw a couple weeks ago, there was like somebody who put the Twisted Sisters, We're Not Going to Take It, montage with like Staten Island and shit, like all the pushback on the lockdowns.

01:11:31.000 And it was just like, well, what did you expect?

01:11:33.000 I mean, like, anybody with half of a brain knows that this election was stolen.

01:11:38.000 We're pissed off.

01:11:39.000 We're angry.

01:11:39.000 I mean, it's lucky that we weren't violent.

01:11:42.000 Because if we were, shit would have really went down crazy today.

01:11:45.000 And you know, the other thing about it is people say, what do you hope to achieve from this?

01:11:50.000 And I'm like, no, no, no.

01:11:51.000 This wasn't about achieving.

01:11:52.000 That's why I use that analogy of just like, fuck you, when you push over the display case at Walmart.

01:11:57.000 You're on your way out.

01:11:59.000 You know Biden is in.

01:12:00.000 This is it.

01:12:00.000 It's over.

01:12:02.000 This is saying, fuck you.

01:12:04.000 Say hello to my little friend on the way out.

01:12:07.000 You know you're fucking up.

01:12:08.000 Yeah, it's like totally punk rock.

01:12:10.000 Like, you know what?

01:12:11.000 You fuck me up.

01:12:12.000 I'm going to fuck you up.

01:12:13.000 And I don't blame President Trump for that at all.

01:12:16.000 I mean, I actually give him credit for showing restrength because if it was me, I'd be declassing shit and I'd be going crazy.

01:12:25.000 They took a rightful win from him.

01:12:27.000 It's insane.

01:12:28.000 And then for these politicians to go back and certify their bullshit election and act like this was like 9-11, which is like, no, just what, six months ago, seven months ago, you had churches burning in D.C. Nothing was set on fire.

01:12:43.000 Nothing.

01:12:44.000 There was no damage.

01:12:45.000 Outside of a couple people wandering around like kind of tourists, just, hey, look at this.

01:12:50.000 Or, hey, look, I'm sitting in this seat.

01:12:52.000 Like, I don't know.

01:12:53.000 I just, the reaction that you're getting from the media and the political elite is way overblown considering all summer they told us that Antifa was a myth and that there are peaceful protests.

01:13:04.000 And even though Foot Locker is emptied and Abercrombie and Fitch is on fire, that's peaceful.

01:13:10.000 It's just, it's insulting.

01:13:12.000 Yeah, it is stultifying hypocrisy, these motherfuckers.

01:13:16.000 Absolutely, yeah.

01:13:17.000 All right, buddy, thanks for calling.

01:13:18.000 You won't after the show.

01:13:21.000 Toodalo.

01:13:22.000 Like you're more than a friend.

01:13:23.000 I got this clip of Trump saying, explosion of bullshit.

01:13:26.000 And it's pretty great.

01:13:27.000 Okay.

01:13:28.000 But that'll be a drop soon.

01:13:30.000 If anyone knows about any rioting in D.C., let us know.

01:13:36.000 I'm dying to know what's going on.

01:13:37.000 Jonathan on the line.

01:13:41.000 Jonathan?

01:13:42.000 I was wondering what your take might be on Trump's last 14 days if any charges are levied, if he pardons any of these people, if charges are levied.

01:13:55.000 Oh, good point.

01:13:56.000 You know, Biden might wait anticipating that.

01:14:01.000 Right.

01:14:02.000 And come at these people after.

01:14:04.000 Like, I think you're going to see a lot of I could go to jail.

01:14:08.000 Proud boys.

01:14:09.000 Enrique Tario could get the book thrown at him for those magazines if he didn't indeed have magazines.

01:14:16.000 So my guess would be no, Trump wouldn't have anything to pardon in time.

01:14:21.000 He's only got another two weeks, and then the fucking hammer drops.

01:14:26.000 That's another reason I think, too, people were smashing shit and screaming and breaking into this building is because they knew that there's about to be a tsunami of tyranny imposed on this country and especially MAGA supporters.

01:14:40.000 But yeah, don't get your hopes up.

01:14:43.000 Thanks for calling, man.

01:14:45.000 What I think Trump should do is open up Area 51.

01:14:51.000 Let the aliens out.

01:14:52.000 And make it clear to the aliens before he lets them out that you're on my side, motherfucker.

01:14:59.000 Right?

01:15:00.000 Yes.

01:15:02.000 All right.

01:15:02.000 Freeloaders suck, this person says.

01:15:08.000 Hello, dick kissers.

01:15:10.000 Whoa.

01:15:12.000 Hey, how's it going?

01:15:13.000 You just tricked me into saying I'm a dick kisser.

01:15:17.000 Yeah, because your COVID idea was brilliant.

01:15:20.000 I would rather kiss a non-contact cock than take a fucking swab up the nose.

01:15:29.000 I was sickened today.

01:15:30.000 You're a dad.

01:15:31.000 I'm a dad.

01:15:33.000 I was sickened today.

01:15:34.000 I watched the fucking video of this chick through panes of glass.

01:15:43.000 Who the fuck?

01:15:44.000 Did they even see this woman?

01:15:46.000 And then they fucking shot.

01:15:49.000 And no one's outraged.

01:15:51.000 No one knows her name.

01:15:53.000 They're not fucking, you know, say her name, say her name.

01:16:00.000 Yeah.

01:16:00.000 Not yet, anyway.

01:16:02.000 But even still, they're going to diminish the hell out of this life that was lost and say it's all in the idea of sort of white supremacy bullshit.

01:16:15.000 Yeah.

01:16:17.000 But don't you think she shouldn't have been there?

01:16:21.000 I agree with you.

01:16:23.000 Chicks don't belong in those fucking, I mean, but I'll tell you one thing, and you know this as a proud husband and a proud father, you have to respect your chicks.

01:16:33.000 Like, I wouldn't cross my wife.

01:16:35.000 I wouldn't cross her, not even for a fucking moment.

01:16:39.000 As soon as she starts barking, I am, you know, I'm at full attention.

01:16:44.000 I'm not going to fucking cross my wife.

01:16:46.000 And I know you would probably say the same thing about yours.

01:16:49.000 Well, we have fights all the time.

01:16:51.000 I crossed her when she voted for Hillary.

01:16:53.000 But if I would let her do whatever she wanted, if she wanted to fucking, you know, start taking, I don't know, airplane lessons, that's her business.

01:17:01.000 But as far as you're going to a rumble, like think of the greasers in the 50s with the rumble seat in the back of the Model T and the chains and stuff.

01:17:11.000 And then imagine one of them brings his chicken a poodle skirt and she's like, I'm ready to fucking brawl.

01:17:16.000 No, you're not.

01:17:17.000 Get back down to the hopscotch or whatever you call it, the sock hop.

01:17:27.000 I don't know.

01:17:28.000 That was a long body.

01:17:30.000 It hurt to watch the video of that body drop.

01:17:32.000 I saw the fucking shitheads in San Antonio getting their hands fucking blown up on New Year's Eve, and that was kind of shocking, but it didn't touch me nearly enough as this brave woman who decided fuck the gems and yeah.

01:17:49.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.

01:17:51.000 Next time, try to have less pauses.

01:17:53.000 Believe me, and I am always right.

01:17:56.000 Frankly.

01:17:56.000 Are we going to have like a Trump button and a Trump here in a year?

01:18:03.000 Probably not, right?

01:18:04.000 I think he lives forever.

01:18:06.000 I think he lives.

01:18:07.000 What's a MAGA hat going to mean in three years?

01:18:11.000 I don't know.

01:18:11.000 I know what it'll mean to me.

01:18:13.000 You know, an Uber driver today told me that he had a woman.

01:18:18.000 By the way, he was a Trump guy.

01:18:19.000 I didn't know this.

01:18:20.000 Haitian dude.

01:18:21.000 And he's listening to the radio.

01:18:22.000 He's like, what do you think of all this?

01:18:23.000 I was like, I love Trump.

01:18:24.000 I think this is great.

01:18:25.000 I do that too sometimes.

01:18:26.000 You just want to get it out of the way.

01:18:27.000 Yeah, I love him.

01:18:28.000 I don't like him.

01:18:29.000 I love him.

01:18:31.000 And so he was like, he's very strong.

01:18:33.000 And I was like, yeah, he's a man.

01:18:34.000 You're right.

01:18:35.000 Because they like that sort of thing.

01:18:36.000 He's a Haitian.

01:18:37.000 And he's a germaphobe, so you know that he's never eaten the poo-poo.

01:18:41.000 Yeah, this is a non-poo-poo eating individual.

01:18:43.000 So I'm like, I don't like the poo-poo.

01:18:44.000 I like the Trump.

01:18:46.000 And he said, I had a girl.

01:18:49.000 I drive for her.

01:18:50.000 She said she had a dream that Trump was the last American president.

01:18:55.000 And I was like, it's pretty heavy.

01:18:57.000 I'm going to tell my boss about that on the air.

01:18:59.000 Yeah, that is a doozy.

01:19:00.000 And I never can picture Biden being the actual president.

01:19:04.000 Well, here's a question.

01:19:05.000 And it's the reason we're devoting the whole show to the riots.

01:19:08.000 So the Capitol was stormed today.

01:19:10.000 People petered out.

01:19:11.000 I don't see any evidence of rioting right now.

01:19:16.000 But there's also the option that this keeps fucking ramping up.

01:19:21.000 Well, yeah.

01:19:21.000 I mean, right now on Twitter, one of the things that is trending is pro-Trump crowds march on state houses across the country.

01:19:27.000 That was an hour ago.

01:19:28.000 Oh, really?

01:19:29.000 And let me see.

01:19:30.000 So this is...

01:19:32.000 While a pro-Trump mob force entry into the U.S. Capitol building in Washington, D.C., other smaller crowds gathered at state houses across the country, including those in Kansas, Ohio, Minnesota, and California.

01:19:41.000 In Atlanta, senior staffers at the Georgia Capitol were evacuated as a precautionary measure as militia members gathered outside the building.

01:19:48.000 Most of the situations were dispersed by late Wednesday afternoon.

01:19:51.000 Okay.

01:19:52.000 Hmm.

01:19:53.000 Yeah, I got all the trending stuff I see now is all about today.

01:19:58.000 Yeah.

01:19:59.000 But there's nothing about tonight.

01:20:01.000 But yeah, what if this becomes the thing?

01:20:03.000 Wait, what?

01:20:05.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:20:05.000 Protesters have breached the Kansas State House, too?

01:20:08.000 That was seven hours ago.

01:20:09.000 We didn't hear about any of that.

01:20:10.000 Many are contrasting law enforcement's response to the pro-Trump mob invading the U.S. Capitol to their response to Black Lives Matter protesters as white privilege.

01:20:17.000 White privilege?

01:20:19.000 She got shot in the neck.

01:20:20.000 Right.

01:20:26.000 Crazy.

01:20:28.000 Outside the Columbus State House, a lot of guns, Proud Boys, Trump flags, etc.

01:20:32.000 That's civil.

01:20:33.000 I mean, oh, there's a lot of Proud Boys there.

01:20:36.000 Damn.

01:20:41.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:20:42.000 Fights break out outside the Ohio State House between pro-Trump, Proud Boys, protesters, and counter-protesters.

01:20:48.000 Oh.

01:20:50.000 Yeah, I saw that.

01:20:52.000 But that's not even.

01:20:55.000 I want to focus on DC.

01:20:56.000 I just sent you something.

01:21:00.000 This bitch.

01:21:02.000 No, I didn't get it yet.

01:21:05.000 Like, you get shot in the neck, and now it's white privilege?

01:21:10.000 You can't win.

01:21:13.000 All right, next caller.

01:21:17.000 On the line, we have Calvin Candy.

01:21:24.000 Hey, buds.

01:21:25.000 Hey, dude, what's going on, Fox?

01:21:29.000 Ah, not much.

01:21:29.000 I just had a quick question for Ryan.

01:21:32.000 Sure.

01:21:34.000 Is it about the Riots?

01:21:35.000 On previous episodes.

01:21:36.000 No, Ryan.

01:21:38.000 Yeah, is it about the Riotts?

01:21:41.000 Which is my dancing crew?

01:21:43.000 For those that don't know, I have a dancing crew?

01:21:45.000 Well, we're only talking about DC today.

01:21:49.000 Oh, because I don't live in America.

01:21:52.000 Where do you live?

01:21:54.000 Canada.

01:21:56.000 Where?

01:21:58.000 I live in Edmonton, but I'm in Ontario visiting family for the holidays.

01:22:03.000 You got a lot of snow up there in Edmonton right now?

01:22:08.000 When I left it was, yeah.

01:22:10.000 Is it fucking cold?

01:22:13.000 Yeah, fucking cold.

01:22:14.000 Yeah, even cold.

01:22:15.000 I called you a couple weeks ago when I was in Edmonton, and even I had Ryan pull up the temperature.

01:22:20.000 It's like 31 degrees.

01:22:22.000 Okay, that doesn't mean anything to us now that we're in the Fahrenheit zone.

01:22:26.000 But that's probably zero.

01:22:29.000 Negative 30, you mean?

01:22:33.000 No, no, that was.

01:22:36.000 So can I ask my question?

01:22:37.000 Okay, you're being boring.

01:22:41.000 Yeah, well, it was quick and you're dragging it out.

01:22:44.000 In previous episodes, Ryan said that he likes taking shits, right?

01:22:49.000 Right.

01:22:50.000 And we all know that he also likes getting his face touched.

01:22:54.000 So I just want to know if it's like his ultimate pleasure to get his face touched while he's taking a shit.

01:22:59.000 You know, okay, here's a weird little secret about me.

01:23:02.000 When I piss and my girlfriend is in the...

01:23:06.000 This has been a tradition throughout my life.

01:23:09.000 So I hope that's...

01:23:10.000 Whatever girlfriend is in my life, if they put their hand on the small of my back while I'm pissing, it really relaxes me.

01:23:17.000 And.

01:23:19.000 Can't someone storm you?

01:23:22.000 Smash your windows.

01:23:25.000 Next caller.

01:23:26.000 Occupy my face with their fists.

01:23:28.000 Yeah.

01:23:29.000 Oh, that's funny.

01:23:31.000 Kyle wants to talk about anarchy, which I guess fits under.

01:23:36.000 Okay.

01:23:38.000 Or what are you saying?

01:23:40.000 You're on, Mike.

01:23:43.000 All right, Gab.

01:23:44.000 So you said you always say you were a punk rocker when you were a ween.

01:23:51.000 Do you still believe in anarchy?

01:23:53.000 And what do you think about Michael Malis and him thinking that we need to just secede instead of civil war?

01:24:01.000 What do you think about that?

01:24:02.000 Michael Malis talks a lot of shit about me behind my back, so it's hard for me to relax and talk about his political beliefs.

01:24:08.000 My problem with him is he hates the cops.

01:24:11.000 And I'm an anarchist to the point where I want as little government as humanly possible.

01:24:18.000 Now, I don't think you can have a system without police, especially in this country.

01:24:24.000 But as John Stossel says, I'll give you $1,000 for anything outside of police and maybe the military that the public sector can't do better than the private sector can't do better than the public sector energy education I mean you believe that yeah why because the government's incompetent look at education look at the public schools keep yeah I

01:29:29.000 and it involves a lot more fire yeah did my email arrive with you yet oh let's see listen ma'am there's a lot of crazy stuff going on oh tim pools here hello ma'am hey thanks for calling listen ma'am i just wanted to tell you i know we've had our differences listen you say a lot of stuff kind of colorful okay i don't exactly agree with everything but listen you're great coverage listen listen man all respect due to you i get it go on over to uh timcast.net

01:30:00.000 and uh check that out before we get into the story actually before we go into that my email arrived no what right at censored.tv is my thing uh no okay what the age hey man listen hey man i'm refreshing the the browser i'm getting nothing okay this has been going on for way too long man people are impressed all right man let's take a call i get it all right let's see who's online okay

01:31:05.000 to the pistons.

01:31:06.000 That's all everything comes down to.

01:31:13.000 You know, I have a four on the floor with a souped-up Hemi, and I used to have a three in the tree actually.

01:31:20.000 But when you have four on the floor, you realize...

01:31:27.000 All right, thanks for calling, dude.

01:31:30.000 That guy's got some good tips.

01:31:31.000 He's got great tips, but listen, that has nothing to do with the riots.

01:31:34.000 Yeah, it's not about the riots.

01:31:35.000 Listen.

01:31:37.000 I told you about the time that baseball mom was telling me that after the kids are on screens, put them in another room and let them decompress.

01:31:45.000 Ooh, good idea.

01:31:46.000 For 15 minutes, and then they can come out because they get all bratty when you take the screens away.

01:31:50.000 And I tried it, and it was a godsend.

01:31:52.000 Wow.

01:31:52.000 And I go up to him and I go, dude, I love your wife's tips.

01:31:58.000 He's a big dude.

01:32:01.000 And he goes, what the fuck did you just say?

01:32:03.000 And I was like, they're really good?

01:32:06.000 Yeah.

01:32:06.000 It rocked.

01:32:09.000 It doesn't rock.

01:32:12.000 What is this?

01:32:13.000 248.

01:32:14.000 It helps to put your name in the screener, by the way.

01:32:17.000 Hello.

01:32:19.000 Hello, buddy.

01:32:20.000 What's going on, buddy?

01:32:23.000 Yes.

01:32:24.000 All right, I have a lot to talk about.

01:32:27.000 Well, if it's not right, we don't care.

01:32:28.000 Pence stabbed Trump in the back.

01:32:31.000 Wait, what?

01:32:33.000 Did you see how Pence stabbed Trump in the back today?

01:32:36.000 He updated his Twitter cover photo to Biden and Harris and released a letter.

01:32:42.000 No, he didn't.

01:32:45.000 Well, he did that.

01:32:47.000 And then simultaneously, there was a busload of Antifa that were dropped off at the Capitol.

01:32:52.000 And police let them through, as you saw in that video.

01:32:56.000 Yeah, I think that's true.

01:33:00.000 But the picture you're talking about is Biden and his wife.

01:33:03.000 Oh, Pence and his wife.

01:33:06.000 Pence and his wife, yeah.

01:33:08.000 Is it his wife?

01:33:09.000 Yes.

01:33:09.000 Yeah.

01:33:10.000 Well, it's not really Pence with Carol.

01:33:13.000 No, I heard that too.

01:33:14.000 You know, a credible source posted that one of the producers for Crowder posted that.

01:33:18.000 So I was like, oh, shit.

01:33:19.000 Yeah, it's fake.

01:33:20.000 Weren't you watching the show today?

01:33:23.000 They look just like them, do they not?

01:33:25.000 Well, it's the back of their head.

01:33:26.000 Anyway.

01:33:27.000 Anyway, anyway.

01:33:28.000 So anyway, Trump is now fucking banned from Twitter for 48 hours.

01:33:35.000 Dude, are you watching the show?

01:33:37.000 Hello.

01:33:38.000 Hello.

01:33:39.000 I am.

01:33:39.000 We discussed all of this.

01:33:41.000 Listen, here's what comes next, my guy.

01:33:44.000 They're going to memory hold his video about peace, and actively right now in the Senate, they're calling to impeach him before the 20th.

01:33:53.000 The 25th Amendment.

01:33:54.000 They're doing it right now.

01:33:56.000 25th, yes.

01:33:57.000 They're doing it right now.

01:33:58.000 Yeah, you just repeated the major talking points of today's show.

01:34:03.000 I appreciate that.

01:34:04.000 Thank you for calling.

01:34:06.000 He appreciates his own doings.

01:34:10.000 What else?

01:34:11.000 Hey, ma'am.

01:34:11.000 That's not how it works.

01:34:13.000 And listen, I got it.

01:34:17.000 Hello.

01:34:18.000 Hello?

01:34:20.000 Casey?

01:34:21.000 Hey, how's it going, guys?

01:34:23.000 Pretty good.

01:34:24.000 Please don't repeat the entire show.

01:34:26.000 That's all we ask.

01:34:28.000 Dude, I'm not that fucking retarded.

01:34:29.000 Okay, and so real quick, you know, I'm just going to keep it light.

01:34:33.000 What is up with Jim Goat's smile?

01:34:36.000 It's like the Indian fucking Joker face all over.

01:34:39.000 Every time he laughs, that's all I can think about is that big fucking Indian Joker face smile.

01:34:46.000 Yeah, I never thought of that.

01:34:48.000 He's a very evil man, so when he smiles, it's very intense.

01:34:52.000 But that's not pertaining to the storming of the Capitol building.

01:34:58.000 Okay, so look, if you really want my opinion on that, it's just a bunch of crying, whiny babies, and everyone just needs to just kind of get over it and, you know, face 2021 because who knows what's about to happen.

01:35:10.000 So when you bend over and you back up into the government dick, you'll get to say, owie!

01:35:15.000 You can't just, you just got to keep your mouth shut?

01:35:20.000 I mean, that's kind of presumptuous, but they're not really whining, are they?

01:35:24.000 They're saying, fuck you.

01:35:27.000 Yeah.

01:35:28.000 All right.

01:35:29.000 Thanks for calling.

01:35:30.000 Anyway.

01:35:31.000 Listen, man, I got it.

01:35:56.000 I think that's the best one I've ever done.

01:35:58.000 That was good.

01:35:59.000 You got your whole body into that.

01:36:01.000 I really poured my heart and soul into that.

01:36:05.000 I should have had beer instead of whiskey.

01:36:07.000 Like, whiskey's so all or nothing, you know?

01:36:10.000 You don't have beer?

01:36:11.000 No, shit.

01:36:14.000 Nobody can do that like me.

01:36:17.000 What's the matter?

01:36:18.000 We're running out of calls.

01:36:19.000 Why are you putting the number?

01:36:20.000 Hell no.

01:36:21.000 There's just some people don't have it on deck.

01:36:26.000 A lot of people have it on deck, but you're listening to the show, but you're not on the show.

01:36:31.000 Can you turn that off, sir?

01:36:32.000 319?

01:36:34.000 I think that's the best way.

01:36:36.000 Yeah.

01:36:36.000 All right.

01:36:36.000 That was good.

01:36:37.000 Just give a little pause.

01:36:40.000 Can you hear me?

01:36:41.000 Yellow.

01:36:42.000 Hello.

01:36:43.000 Yeah.

01:36:44.000 Yes, sir.

01:36:47.000 Hey, did you hear Mike Pence talk tonight?

01:36:50.000 Yeah, he had totally abandoned not just Trump, but the country.

01:36:54.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:36:55.000 This is an hour ago.

01:36:56.000 I don't know if we saw this, did we?

01:36:59.000 Oh, no, not Mike Pence.

01:37:00.000 Miss McConnell.

01:37:03.000 Sorry, got the wrong guy there.

01:37:07.000 He...

01:37:09.000 Like, we watched all this shit happen today, and then Miss McConnell did not mention it at all.

01:37:15.000 Like, we don't matter at all.

01:37:19.000 And it's just more Republican bullshit.

01:37:26.000 Can you pause the show, dude?

01:37:29.000 Because you're concentrating on it, and so are we.

01:37:33.000 It's just like there's a feedback loop.

01:37:34.000 I hear us what we were doing.

01:37:36.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:37:37.000 That's a great point.

01:37:41.000 He was drunk a little bit, but I also think that I'm very sensitive about people drinking.

01:37:48.000 Yeah.

01:37:49.000 I think it's bad for you.

01:37:50.000 It's disgusting.

01:37:51.000 It's disgusting.

01:37:53.000 We're an anti-gooze show.

01:37:54.000 We're straight-edged.

01:37:58.000 The United States will not be intimidated.

01:38:03.000 We will not be kept out of this chamber by thugs.

01:38:08.000 Yeah, you were.

01:38:09.000 Mobs.

01:38:10.000 That's exactly what happened.

01:38:12.000 You left.

01:38:13.000 With big old goofy masks.

01:38:15.000 The lawlessness.

01:38:16.000 You left dressed like ghostbusters.

01:38:20.000 We are back at our post.

01:38:21.000 I can't draw tonight.

01:38:22.000 Stop.

01:38:22.000 We will discharge our duty under the Constitution and for our nation.

01:38:29.000 And we're going to do it tonight.

01:38:32.000 This afternoon, Congress began the process of honoring the will of the American people and counting the Electoral College votes.

01:38:41.000 We've fulfilled this solemn duty every four years for more than two centuries.

01:38:48.000 Whether our nation's been at war or at peace, under all manner of threats, even during an ongoing armed rebellion and the civil war, the clockwork of our democracy.

01:39:05.000 Yeah, we used to know who won our elections that day.

01:39:08.000 Whatever happened to that?

01:39:12.000 The Constitution that matters only sometimes.

01:39:22.000 Today was a dark day in the history of the United States Capitol.

01:39:26.000 Outside of that deadline.

01:39:27.000 Thanks to the SWIFT efforts of the U.S. Capitol building.

01:39:30.000 Okay, let me just say what's pissing me off here.

01:39:33.000 They have this, like, the sanctity of the Capitol building.

01:39:37.000 I don't feel that way.

01:39:38.000 I have zero respect for the White House, zero respect for politicians.

01:39:41.000 It's Hollywood for ugly people.

01:39:43.000 The White House is just a giant DMV.

01:39:46.000 So I have no respect for it.

01:39:48.000 They didn't storm the castle.

01:39:50.000 Fuck the castle.

01:39:51.000 Fuck the king.

01:39:52.000 Fuck the queen.

01:39:53.000 Fuck the Duke of Edinburgh with your big giant red plush carpets and your fancy paintings on the wall.

01:39:59.000 I don't give a fuck about you.

01:40:01.000 I don't think that they've blasphemed.

01:40:02.000 That's what's pissing me off about all of this.

01:40:04.000 It's like some sanctimonious thing.

01:40:06.000 Yeah, there's this like a shit on a Jesus statue.

01:40:11.000 No, you've been doing that, radical leftist, to the entire country.

01:40:15.000 I have a lot more sanctity in these statues, the cities you're bringing, the small businesses you're destroying.

01:40:24.000 Owl's, what's it?

01:40:26.000 Max Public House in Staten Island.

01:40:28.000 That's my Vatican.

01:40:29.000 That's my sacred place.

01:40:31.000 And you fucking stormed that.

01:40:34.000 You arrested those men.

01:40:35.000 You destroyed that business.

01:40:37.000 That pisses me off a hell of a lot more than a pile of fucking parasites getting inconvenienced for a couple hours, dressing up in Ghostbusters costumes, exposing themselves as the ultimate fucking pussies.

01:40:50.000 Or these three faceless people, White House staff.

01:40:54.000 Look at those pussies.

01:40:56.000 Oh, I'm so scared.

01:40:57.000 Why?

01:40:57.000 First Lady's Chief of Staff?

01:40:59.000 Is that a thing?

01:41:00.000 Stephanie Grissom.

01:41:02.000 The First Lady's Chief of Staff?

01:41:04.000 What does she hire her fucking nail salon?

01:41:08.000 She chooses who gives her a mani petty?

01:41:10.000 White House Social Secretary.

01:41:12.000 I don't care.

01:41:13.000 Press Secretary.

01:41:15.000 Who gives a fuck what you're doing?

01:41:16.000 When I love America, I love diners.

01:41:18.000 I love dive bars.

01:41:20.000 I love farmers.

01:41:21.000 You literally just said diners, drive-ins, and dives.

01:41:24.000 I love dives like Guy Fieri.

01:41:26.000 I don't like politicians.

01:41:28.000 I don't think it's patriotic to like a politician.

01:41:30.000 Well, you liked Trump.

01:41:32.000 Like Trump.

01:41:33.000 He is like.

01:41:34.000 Because he's an anti-politician.

01:41:36.000 He's a fucking rabid pit bull we set loose inside the White House.

01:41:42.000 All right, let's take another Kazal.

01:41:46.000 I lost a couple of followers for being pro everything today.

01:41:50.000 Really?

01:41:51.000 Yeah.

01:41:52.000 Or about eight, something like that.

01:41:54.000 I was like, good riddance, losers.

01:41:56.000 Like, I'm just being honest.

01:41:58.000 And this is the thing.

01:41:59.000 You can't get mad at me.

01:42:01.000 They're just my feelings.

01:42:02.000 Your facts have to care about my feelings.

01:42:05.000 This is just my opinion.

01:42:06.000 I'm sorry.

01:42:07.000 I can't pretend that I'm outraged about today.

01:42:09.000 I'm not.

01:42:10.000 You're bro.

01:42:13.000 That's true.

01:42:15.000 That's a fact.

01:42:17.000 It really will be.

01:42:18.000 Yeah.

01:42:18.000 Good joke, David.

01:42:20.000 We'll rule.

01:42:21.000 There's no question about it.

01:42:22.000 Oh, I guess he's saying, ha ha, you're not on Twitter.

01:42:24.000 Oh.

01:42:26.000 Yeah.

01:42:26.000 Good.

01:42:27.000 We don't want him on Twitter.

01:42:28.000 It fucking stinks over there.

01:42:30.000 You're on the line.

01:42:32.000 440.

01:42:34.000 Oh, this person.

01:42:35.000 Yo, guys, how you doing?

01:42:36.000 Yo, what's up?

01:42:39.000 Yo, so I just got a kind of crazy little thought about what happened today.

01:42:44.000 So we had the whole Capitol building stormed and it was all evacuated so quickly that all these people got, you know, they left with their emails open and all that good shit.

01:42:55.000 What if this was a distraction to have a group of tech experts, you know, of Trump loyalist tech experts to get in there, steal the hard drives, steal information off of their computers, you know,

01:43:11.000 covertly, blend in with the crowd, take their hard drives, computers, information, all the evidence that they've been court ordered to release that they refused to do.

01:43:20.000 Now they just go in there with a little USB stick or portable hard drive, take all that information, and then release it completely.

01:43:28.000 Like Elijah Schaefer was in there.

01:43:30.000 He took a picture at Nancy Pelosi's desk as he's going through her emails.

01:43:34.000 Like we can just pull all that information off.

01:43:38.000 I wish somebody would just like take all the hard drive.

01:43:40.000 Did you see that somebody took the hard drive, Nancy Pelosi's hard drive?

01:43:44.000 But I don't know if that's true.

01:43:45.000 How do you take a hard drive?

01:43:47.000 She doesn't have an external hard drive.

01:43:48.000 It's her computer.

01:43:49.000 You just have to take her computer.

01:43:50.000 No, it's all you do is take the screws off the back of the computer, literally just unplug the hard drive, and then you can take it with you.

01:43:58.000 But you know, the way that she emails people is just going to be really careful.

01:44:04.000 I think every politician knows when they type an email, this could be public one day.

01:44:08.000 So, the worst she's going to say is that thing about the stuff.

01:44:11.000 She's not going to say, it was fun stealing the election.

01:44:14.000 And the other problem with that is, our group is not that savvy.

01:44:17.000 You're thinking of James Bond stuff.

01:44:19.000 Our group isn't like that.

01:44:20.000 They were taking selfies, putting hats on statues.

01:44:24.000 I think you're giving us way too much credit.

01:44:26.000 Shit, it took Antifa to start this whole thing.

01:44:31.000 What if Trump had people or somebody like, you know, loyalists, you know, Secret Service or somebody who was loyal, who had the know-how to blend in, dress like everybody else, you know, weave through the crowds, blend in, don't stand out at all, and then just go into these offices and take them?

01:44:47.000 Now, it's like, that would have been the perfect opportunity.

01:44:51.000 And then it's like, you have Hunter Biden, too, who's a total fuck up, obviously, but like, he's had all that shit on his laptop.

01:44:58.000 All these people in Washington, yeah, they're kind of smart, but I guarantee you they're so dirty and been so comfortable being corrupt that there's shit on that laptop on their computer.

01:45:07.000 Look what happened with Hunter Biden's laptop.

01:45:09.000 Nothing.

01:45:12.000 Yeah.

01:45:12.000 Although it ain't over.

01:45:14.000 We just, while you're talking there, we just pulled up an article that said what you're saying.

01:45:19.000 What is that?

01:45:20.000 No.

01:45:24.000 Somebody was taking hard drives?

01:45:26.000 The Hal Turner radio show has a headline that says, hard disks in Nancy Pelosi's offices downloaded and stolen during Capital Mayhem.

01:45:35.000 All the data on Speaker Nance Pelosi's office computer was downloaded and taken out of the Capitol building today by some of the folks who got in during the protests.

01:45:42.000 Nancy's secrets are no more.

01:45:44.000 I don't know where he's getting this from.

01:45:46.000 The Hal Turner radio show can now positively confirm that data from several computers inside the Speaker of House Nan Spillos' offices was among the data taken today.

01:45:56.000 So maybe you're right.

01:45:59.000 You know, it's possible because, I mean, think about it.

01:46:02.000 Like, what is Antifa, they say, like, be water or some shit, you know?

01:46:07.000 If a military personnel who has, you know, they spend so much money on cybersecurity experts, that's like one of the biggest budget in the military.

01:46:17.000 What if they had people blend in, go in, take as much information that they've been hiding and hoarding that their court ordered to release?

01:46:24.000 They just say, nah, fuck you.

01:46:26.000 We're not going to release that.

01:46:27.000 Go and take that evidence.

01:46:28.000 I mean, this is civil war, baby, right?

01:46:31.000 So it's like the rules are off.

01:46:33.000 The rules of engagement have changed.

01:46:35.000 So, I mean, take this information, at least give it to Project Veritas and have them give it out.

01:46:41.000 Or like, you know, present it in the court somehow, you know, one of these hearings or, you know, whatever the hell happens.

01:46:47.000 Trump's not going to just go quietly on the 20th.

01:46:51.000 He's not just going to walk out with his tail between his legs.

01:46:54.000 He's going to do something.

01:46:55.000 He's going to do something.

01:46:57.000 I mean, I have faith in that.

01:46:58.000 I have faith that he might do something.

01:47:00.000 Okay.

01:47:01.000 Well, good theory, buddy.

01:47:02.000 Thanks for calling.

01:47:04.000 I'm much more dubious.

01:47:05.000 I think it's over.

01:47:08.000 And I know that loses as subs every time I say that, but that's what today was.

01:47:13.000 I think the whole idea, like I don't know about the Hal Jordan show, but the whole idea that this is the beginning or that there's going to be one last kraken.

01:47:24.000 One last crack at the kraken.

01:47:27.000 No.

01:47:28.000 The beauty of today was saying, all right, fine, you win, bitch.

01:47:41.000 And we will always be grateful.

01:47:43.000 Oh, shut up.

01:47:44.000 To the men and women who stayed at their posts.

01:47:47.000 Their posts?

01:47:48.000 To defend this historic place.

01:47:50.000 From what, selfies?

01:47:52.000 To those who wreaked havoc in our capital today.

01:47:54.000 They put their shoes on desks.

01:47:56.000 You did not win.

01:47:58.000 Yeah, we didn't try.

01:47:59.000 Violence never wins.

01:48:01.000 It wasn't violent.

01:48:01.000 No one was trying to win.

01:48:02.000 Freedom wins.

01:48:04.000 Freedom was going into your stupid building.

01:48:06.000 The guy with big buffalo horns stood at the bottom of the water.

01:48:10.000 And a podium where Mitch McConnell talks.

01:48:12.000 That's it.

01:48:13.000 Violence never wins.

01:48:16.000 Freedom wins.

01:48:18.000 And this is still the people's house.

01:48:21.000 We're people.

01:48:23.000 And as we reconvene in this chamber, the world will again witness the resilience and strength of our democracy.

01:48:34.000 Even in the wake of unprecedented violence and vandalism at this Capitol.

01:48:39.000 Look into this.

01:48:40.000 The elected representatives.

01:48:41.000 Yeah, I never liked the way he spoke, to be honest.

01:48:45.000 Have assembled again.

01:48:46.000 It's almost Obama-esque, like an automaton.

01:48:50.000 And it's not him.

01:48:51.000 That's not him.

01:48:52.000 He's of a radio show.

01:48:53.000 Right, right.

01:48:54.000 And he talked like you and I. He talked like Bob Mennery, which is a regular dude.

01:49:00.000 Yeah, that was pretty badass.

01:49:01.000 But now he's learned.

01:49:03.000 And now I have learned.

01:49:06.000 When I talk like a black preacher, people take me a lot more seriously.

01:49:11.000 You will not stop democracy with your disgusting vandalism.

01:49:18.000 Farting on our chairs.

01:49:20.000 Thank you.

01:49:22.000 You might have been warriors on the battlefields of the Cold War.

01:49:26.000 No, he's reading a speech.

01:49:28.000 I know he's trying it, yeah.

01:49:30.000 I'm supposed to not appreciate you people.

01:49:32.000 The sacrifices that you made, I do.

01:49:36.000 I thank God for you.

01:49:39.000 The American flag that will be flying out in the front step of the Pence House this weekend is for you Memorial Day.

01:49:48.000 It's kind of chubby there.

01:49:49.000 Okay, next call.

01:49:53.000 Fuck you, Mike Pence.

01:49:56.000 Mike Pants, more like.

01:49:58.000 That's good.

01:50:00.000 We should have pants that we sell through the store.

01:50:02.000 And then they say Mike on the pants?

01:50:04.000 Yeah.

01:50:04.000 Oh, cool.

01:50:05.000 Nick.

01:50:09.000 Nick is Nick.

01:50:10.000 You're Nick.

01:50:13.000 No, I'm Nick Speck.

01:50:14.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:50:15.000 I didn't say the full part.

01:50:17.000 Slight difference.

01:50:18.000 Got it.

01:50:19.000 What's up, Snowback and fucking Japrican?

01:50:22.000 Hey.

01:50:23.000 Lost my insult for you.

01:50:24.000 Hey.

01:50:27.000 First off, want to make a slight correction, throw back To one of your old episodes, you said that Tel Aviv is the bag zone of the world.

01:50:35.000 Yes.

01:50:35.000 I thought that was Rand's apartment.

01:50:39.000 Okay.

01:50:39.000 Touche?

01:50:41.000 Not what I originally called.

01:50:43.000 If you want to watch some real Riot porn, there's a dude, he aggregates all streams, Wolf Nebi.

01:50:49.000 Spell that?

01:50:50.000 Wolf, and then how do you spell the last part?

01:50:53.000 N-E-V-E.

01:50:57.000 Okay, and he was he on D-Live?

01:51:00.000 No, he's on YouTube.

01:51:02.000 Funny enough.

01:51:02.000 And he's got stuff from today?

01:51:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:51:06.000 He was showing everything that was going on.

01:51:10.000 What percentage of the MAGA people do you think were Antifa in disguise?

01:51:19.000 Oh, 10%, no doubt.

01:51:21.000 100%?

01:51:23.000 10, 10.

01:51:24.000 10, 10, 10.

01:51:25.000 Yeah.

01:51:26.000 Yeah, I think so, too.

01:51:28.000 All right, dude, we'll check him out.

01:51:29.000 Thanks for the attention.

01:51:31.000 Have a good one, guys.

01:51:33.000 Bye bye, Mike.

01:51:34.000 That seems like a good guy.

01:51:36.000 Yeah.

01:51:36.000 You can kind of tell.

01:51:37.000 Yeah.

01:51:43.000 Oscar.

01:51:45.000 Oh, wait.

01:51:46.000 Didn't you just call in, dude?

01:51:48.000 And you won?

01:51:49.000 Yeah, I called in.

01:51:50.000 We can't allow this.

01:51:51.000 All right, thanks for calling, man.

01:51:53.000 Have a good one.

01:51:53.000 Happy New Year.

01:51:54.000 I'm sorry.

01:51:55.000 You know, we had this fucking people irritating conversation with this teacher who teaches in Harlem.

01:52:03.000 And he knows I'm a righty.

01:52:05.000 And we get along when he's sober, and then he starts fucking dipping into the sauce a little too much.

01:52:11.000 And he tells me about this, he knows that I do a, whatever this is, a vidcast.

01:52:16.000 He tells me about these two black students he has.

01:52:18.000 They're like black, Hispanic, Dominican, whatever.

01:52:21.000 And they do their own podcast that they did for his class project.

01:52:25.000 He teaches a charter school, by the way.

01:52:27.000 So everyone is well-behaved.

01:52:28.000 Don't think of the normal Bronx.

01:52:32.000 And he goes, Kevin you know, if you could see these kids and see what African Americans can do, you would.

01:52:40.000 What?

01:52:40.000 The assumption being that I'm like, what?

01:52:42.000 There's no way a Negro could do anything but fucking pick cotton and get hanged.

01:52:48.000 Can't even wear headphones.

01:52:50.000 You can't have a Negro doing a podcast.

01:52:52.000 What are you talking about?

01:52:54.000 And then I listened to it and I thought he learned how to work all them buttons?

01:52:58.000 I couldn't believe it.

01:53:01.000 That Wolf Neve thing is like the last time we went live was four months ago.

01:53:05.000 Thanks for the tip there, Caller.

01:53:08.000 Four months ago?

01:53:09.000 Yeah, you can, you can maybe, I don't know.

01:53:12.000 If he's got like a different one, email me, ryan at censor.tv.

01:53:16.000 Yeah.

01:53:18.000 Because it's looking like you just gave us a tip about some guy who's got some hot stuff from three months ago.

01:53:25.000 Maybe he's got other channels?

01:53:27.000 No.

01:53:28.000 No.

01:53:29.000 Oh, boy.

01:53:30.000 So thanks for the tip, guy.

01:53:31.000 That was awesome.

01:53:32.000 Good work.

01:53:34.000 Next.

01:53:36.000 He even said that he has great stuff from today.

01:53:39.000 Maybe it's his like YouTube or Instagram or something.

01:53:42.000 Maybe he usually does.

01:53:43.000 And he's like, well, I mean, I'm not interested, so I didn't look.

01:53:46.000 But the guy who does it is this guy.

01:53:48.000 But maybe.

01:53:49.000 Maybe it's Twitter.

01:53:52.000 Mike with a super good question.

01:53:55.000 Yo, what's up, bro?

01:53:58.000 Yo, dude.

01:54:00.000 Quick question.

01:54:01.000 I'm going to hang out.

01:54:04.000 I'm interested to hear what both you guys think.

01:54:07.000 How fucked are we with this goddamn supermajority in the government now?

01:54:16.000 Love you guys.

01:54:17.000 Bye.

01:54:18.000 Later.

01:54:19.000 It's so bad that you have to think in half a decade from now.

01:54:25.000 That's how bad it is.

01:54:27.000 I was talking to a buddy of mine and he goes, look, man, there's darkness before the light.

01:54:31.000 And Jimmy Carter was a catastrophe.

01:54:34.000 When he was elected, it was a very dark time for us.

01:54:37.000 And then we got Reagan and unmitigated prosperity.

01:54:41.000 So there was a mammal.

01:54:44.000 I get shit for bringing this up, because people think I'm stupid.

01:54:47.000 But there was a mammal, like a little mole.

01:54:50.000 And he burrowed, him and other mammals burrowed underground for, I think, 65 million years.

01:54:57.000 And up top, the dinosaurs went extinct.

01:55:01.000 And he stayed down there.

01:55:03.000 And then he came out, and I think he eventually became us.

01:55:07.000 So that's what we're at now.

01:55:10.000 We're burrowing.

01:55:11.000 We're going underground.

01:55:13.000 The dinosaurs are going to wreak havoc across this country.

01:55:16.000 Jesus Christ, all the crazy gender stuff is going to become mandatory.

01:55:22.000 It's going to be, it'll be good for us.

01:55:24.000 You know, Fox News prospered much, they did much better under Obama than they did under Trump.

01:55:30.000 I mean, we've got a whole line of t-shirts that are Biden quotes.

01:55:35.000 So we're doing great.

01:55:37.000 This isn't going to matter to you.

01:55:38.000 As far as America goes, we're fucked.

01:55:42.000 This isn't going to matter to you.

01:55:43.000 But Disney, right now, this is what I'm hearing from my buddy John, who's equally red-pilled.

01:55:48.000 So Splash Mountain is one of the greatest rides on there.

01:55:51.000 It's the log flume, and you go down the ride and you get splashed.

01:55:54.000 It's been there forever.

01:55:55.000 Space Mountain?

01:55:56.000 Space Mountain's great, but Splash Mountain's where you go down, you get splashed.

01:56:00.000 Yeah, it sucks.

01:56:00.000 You get drenched.

01:56:02.000 It's pretty cool.

01:56:03.000 I think it's a scam.

01:56:04.000 It's to make you have to buy flip-flops.

01:56:08.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:56:09.000 But so they always claim that this Disney movie, it's based on Song of the South, racial discrimination.

01:56:16.000 It's really not that bad, I mean, at all.

01:56:19.000 It's what?

01:56:20.000 It's like Indians doing Indian stuff, black people doing black people stuff.

01:56:24.000 No, I care about that, Ryan, because I have kids.

01:56:27.000 It annoys me that you know about this shit.

01:56:29.000 But they're replacing with Princess and the Frog, which is, you know, it's the first black-led thing, which is cool.

01:56:36.000 I don't care, but like Splash Mountain rules, no need to take away Splash Mountain.

01:56:40.000 But they're trying to take away anything that's related to Song of the South.

01:56:45.000 Well, that reminds me of a guy who sent me this thing.

01:56:49.000 He put on Jungle Book to watch with his kids.

01:56:54.000 And before the movie comes on, there is a big warning.

01:56:59.000 Disney Plus.

01:57:00.000 No, I got that.

01:57:01.000 Why, you were watching more children movies?

01:57:04.000 It was something where it was like the depictions in this are bad.

01:57:06.000 You know what?

01:57:07.000 No, it was a documentary about Epcot.

01:57:09.000 Oh, here it is.

01:57:10.000 Okay, so he puts on the jungle book, right?

01:57:13.000 And he gets this blue screen before he can watch the movie with his kids.

01:57:19.000 And it says: this program includes negative depictions and or mistreatment of people or cultures.

01:57:25.000 Now, the reason I'm bringing this up on the Capital show is because we're going to be getting a lot more of this for the next four years.

01:57:32.000 It's going to be an overdrive.

01:57:34.000 If you don't believe me, check in on London, England, and check in on Canada.

01:57:40.000 These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now.

01:57:45.000 The jungle book, like everyone was rocking.

01:57:49.000 I don't remember one thing in there.

01:57:52.000 It's not like there's like jiggaboo with like spears and they were cooking like the Bugs Bunny cartoons where they would have the tribesmen cannibals and Bugs Bunny was there getting boiled alive and the lips were like this big on the blacks.

01:58:06.000 I kind of get that, although it was a cartoon.

01:58:09.000 But the jungle book was like about an Indian kid, right?

01:58:12.000 A person of color who got along really well with some bears and shit.

01:58:17.000 Yeah.

01:58:17.000 Isn't that good?

01:58:18.000 Yeah, bears rule.

01:58:21.000 Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it, and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together.

01:58:31.000 Disney is committed to creating stories with inspirational and aspirational themes that reflect the rich diversity of the human experience around the globe.

01:58:41.000 To learn more about how stories have impacted society, visit Disney.com slash stories matter.

01:58:47.000 Your video will start in 7, 6, 5.

01:58:51.000 Like, you have to sit and look at that before things will start.

01:58:55.000 Unbelievable.

01:58:57.000 Unbelievable.

01:58:59.000 Ryan!

01:59:03.000 Oh, nothing.

01:59:04.000 I was very late on that.

01:59:07.000 Oh.

01:59:07.000 Nothing.

01:59:08.000 What did I do?

01:59:10.000 I thought of something, but we can fix it tomorrow.

01:59:12.000 Tomorrow's going to be a great episode.

01:59:14.000 I get my COVID test back, and we'll find out if I'm ill or not, and if I've infected Ryan.

01:59:20.000 I've been coming to the studio.

01:59:21.000 And people go, aren't you worried about affecting Ryan?

01:59:23.000 I go, Black Lives Matter.

01:59:25.000 Ryan's life doesn't matter.

01:59:28.000 I want to see some signs to see if I infected you.

01:59:31.000 Yes.

01:59:34.000 Oh.

01:59:35.000 You know what's funny?

01:59:36.000 People consider the jungle book racist because a black person voices a monkey, but a black person also voices the bear.

01:59:44.000 So it's actually racist of the people to say it's racist because they're saying blacks are monkeys and can't.

01:59:49.000 And the other thing, too, is as a non-racist, it never crossed my mind.

01:59:54.000 Right.

01:59:55.000 Like, I didn't see a monkey and go, yeah, yeah, that should be a black guy.

01:59:59.000 Or when a white guy was a black actor.

02:00:03.000 When you hear a white guy do a monkey's voice, you're not like, that's a little racist.

02:00:06.000 Couldn't they got a black guy for that?

02:00:07.000 Well, I think in the Lion King, they had to do that, right?

02:00:09.000 They had to make sure there was no, say like Seth Rogan and stuff be the monkeys.

02:00:13.000 Oh, I see, yeah.

02:00:14.000 So they're taking away jobs.

02:00:15.000 Oh, great.

02:00:18.000 We got a lot more callers.

02:00:19.000 I don't know how we're going to do this.

02:00:21.000 We're not.

02:00:22.000 The show's over at 11.

02:00:23.000 Sorry, guys.

02:00:24.000 Last call.

02:00:25.000 Last call for alcohol.

02:00:27.000 Last call for calls.

02:00:29.000 James talking about freedom, you know.

02:00:32.000 Whoa.

02:00:33.000 He's calling through a Game Boy color.

02:00:37.000 Call through a what?

02:00:38.000 A Game Boy color with dying AAA batteries.

02:00:43.000 Your phone sounds like the feds.

02:00:45.000 Oh, there you go.

02:00:47.000 Hello?

02:00:52.000 Hello?

02:00:52.000 You're our last caller.

02:00:56.000 And it's not happening.

02:00:58.000 Sorry, sir.

02:00:59.000 Thank you for your call.

02:01:02.000 Weird.

02:01:04.000 Natalie.

02:01:06.000 What's up, Nat?

02:01:08.000 Hi.

02:01:09.000 Yes, I'm here.

02:01:11.000 How are you, Nat?

02:01:13.000 So I have a question.

02:01:14.000 Good.

02:01:15.000 How are you?

02:01:16.000 I have a question about something that I can't unsee.

02:01:20.000 And I'm sorry it's not on topic.

02:01:22.000 But on election night, I remember you, Gavin, taking off your pants and you're wearing tidy whitey.

02:01:29.000 And I just can't unsee it, and I'm sorry that it's off topic.

02:01:34.000 What's the matter with tidy whiteys?

02:01:35.000 I have tidy whities on right now.

02:01:39.000 Oh, you don't?

02:01:40.000 What am I supposed to have on?

02:01:41.000 Boxer?

02:01:44.000 I don't know.

02:01:44.000 I was thinking like boxer breeds.

02:01:46.000 It just, it wasn't something that I was expecting.

02:01:49.000 Boxer shorts are gay.

02:01:52.000 Real men wear tidy whities.

02:01:56.000 It's like...

02:01:57.000 Really?

02:01:58.000 Yeah, and we also wear gray Haines socks.

02:02:02.000 To have any kind of elaborate underwear means that it's like a man trying to be sexy.

02:02:06.000 That's not a good look.

02:02:10.000 They're literally the best.

02:02:11.000 I thought they would have at least been a solid color.

02:02:14.000 I don't know.

02:02:14.000 No.

02:02:15.000 No.

02:02:16.000 All right, thanks for calling.

02:02:17.000 Oh, my God, you both are.

02:02:18.000 Sorry, there's a delay.

02:02:20.000 Yeah, I'm wearing his.

02:02:21.000 I borrow his.

02:02:22.000 Well, we're wearing the same ones.

02:02:24.000 That's how long the delay is.

02:02:26.000 All right, thanks for calling.

02:02:26.000 Maybe I'll try to power through a bunch of these really quickly.

02:02:29.000 All right.

02:02:30.000 There's always a challenge.

02:02:31.000 All right, guys, come on.

02:02:32.000 Tighten up.

02:02:33.000 Short and sweet.

02:02:34.000 What do you got?

02:02:34.000 Think about your neighbors.

02:02:36.000 It could be you waiting.

02:02:37.000 Nick, you're on the line.

02:02:38.000 Quick.

02:02:40.000 Hey, oh, man, this was not going to be a quick call.

02:02:42.000 Oh, shit.

02:02:44.000 What do you got?

02:02:45.000 I got a lot of stuff to talk about.

02:02:46.000 All right.

02:02:47.000 Look, let me just try and cover this real quick, okay?

02:02:50.000 I was going to come in with my dissenting opinion in this entire situation, but what's really frustrating me about what I saw here was the girl that got killed.

02:02:59.000 What was her name again, Ryan?

02:03:01.000 Babbitt.

02:03:04.000 Ashley Babbitt.

02:03:05.000 Yes.

02:03:07.000 Ashley Babbitt?

02:03:09.000 Yeah.

02:03:11.000 I just want to say that so I can remember it, Ashley Babbitt.

02:03:13.000 Okay, so anyway, so her getting shot, what I saw in that entire situation, I've got a background in law enforcement and military, and I saw all these people standing around her as she sat there with the blood coming out of her nose and out of her mouth getting shot in the neck like that.

02:03:28.000 And I watched a lot of Panicking and frustration from the people that were there screaming for help and waiting for the cops to show up to actually give first aid to this girl.

02:03:37.000 And I just wanted to say, what's getting me frustrated is we got people like the caller before who was talking about civil war and we're going to come in and we're going to change things and revolution.

02:03:48.000 And let me tell you something.

02:03:49.000 When that girl laid there dying on the ground, that's what made me realize that this is what war is like.

02:03:55.000 This is what it's like to go through.

02:03:57.000 If people can't steal themselves and be ready for this kind of thing, then we need to stop playing these fucking games.

02:04:03.000 Coming into the freaking Capitol building and taking selfie pictures and stuff like that, that's not a freaking revolution.

02:04:08.000 I'm not calling for that.

02:04:10.000 I don't want this.

02:04:10.000 I don't want bloodshed.

02:04:12.000 I don't want people dying in the streets.

02:04:14.000 I've seen war.

02:04:16.000 I don't want any of that.

02:04:18.000 But if it's going to come to it, then people need to stop playing freaking stupid ass games and need to get themselves prepared.

02:04:25.000 We need a plan for what it is that we're doing here.

02:04:28.000 Are we going to try and take our country back, or are we just going to sit here and freaking mess around and take selfies and take pictures of Nancy Pelosi's freaking computer and come up with wild conspiracy theories and play games?

02:04:39.000 Because we're not going to affect anything.

02:04:41.000 Nothing is really going to get changed.

02:04:42.000 We either need to start stepping up and taking back our state legislatures and running for office.

02:04:49.000 We need to start doing something, but we need a cohesive plan here because if we're not going to have one, then this is all it's going to amount to.

02:04:56.000 Yeah, but you've got to forgive.

02:04:58.000 They all walked out, Gavin.

02:04:59.000 Everybody walked out of that Capitol building and now it's business as usual, right?

02:05:04.000 With infricking food on our neck, just like it's been for the last freaking 10 years.

02:05:07.000 I understand.

02:05:08.000 But Fraser University after the Deathmobile still went on to business as usual.

02:05:17.000 But what Animal House was doing at the end was they're saying, you fucked us over.

02:05:22.000 We're going to fuck up this parade.

02:05:24.000 And they got in the Deathmobile and they smashed in to the stand and they wrecked the parade.

02:05:30.000 They weren't trying to revolutionize Fraser University.

02:05:32.000 They're leaving.

02:05:33.000 They all went on to do other things.

02:05:35.000 So I think this was an Animal House moment.

02:05:37.000 It wasn't meant to save the country.

02:05:40.000 I think this was a fuck you.

02:05:42.000 Anyway, thanks for coming.

02:05:47.000 We frustrate people so much with that fade.

02:05:49.000 Yeah, that's life.

02:05:50.000 He goes, you can hear him slap his knee.

02:05:54.000 But it's also a foot in the door for people that are like, well, I would do it this way.

02:05:57.000 Or I know that's possible now.

02:05:59.000 So, hmm.

02:06:01.000 Jean Marie.

02:06:04.000 Hello.

02:06:06.000 First time caller, but I love you guys.

02:06:08.000 Oh, thanks.

02:06:09.000 Gene Marie.

02:06:10.000 Did you see the...

02:06:13.000 Hello?

02:06:14.000 Yep.

02:06:14.000 Yes.

02:06:16.000 Okay, did you see the picture of all the guards in front of Congress during the BLM riots that the leftists were posting today?

02:06:22.000 Yep.

02:06:25.000 So they overestimated BLM rioters and underestimated Trump protesters.

02:06:33.000 Yeah, and also BLM rioters, which no one seems to understand, would have completely decimated.

02:06:39.000 The Capitol would be on fire right now.

02:06:41.000 They would have knocked over all of those busts for sure.

02:06:44.000 Like no one would have been.

02:06:45.000 It would have been absolute fucking chaos.

02:06:48.000 There would have been deaths.

02:06:50.000 We've seen what Antifa and BLM do when they invade a building.

02:06:54.000 We've never done it before.

02:06:55.000 And what do we do?

02:06:56.000 We just fucking goof around.

02:06:59.000 So the reason that you saw that.

02:07:01.000 That's better than setting it on fire.

02:07:04.000 I don't worship the Capitol building, but.

02:07:07.000 Yeah.

02:07:08.000 The reason that there was more police presence, more military presence for BLM and Antifa is because there had to be.

02:07:15.000 This is not white privilege.

02:07:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:07:17.000 This is non-violent.

02:07:20.000 Gavin, what's your favorite Beastie Boys album?

02:07:23.000 Polly Wog Stew.

02:07:25.000 And then it would be licensed to Illinois.

02:07:27.000 Which one?

02:07:28.000 Polly Wog Stew.

02:07:31.000 Wow.

02:07:32.000 Okay.

02:07:32.000 Cool.

02:07:33.000 All right.

02:07:33.000 Thanks, guys.

02:07:33.000 Have a good night.

02:07:34.000 God bless.

02:07:35.000 Wow.

02:07:35.000 Okay.

02:07:36.000 Wow.

02:07:38.000 Polywog.

02:07:38.000 That's a good one.

02:07:39.000 Disappointment?

02:07:40.000 Or what the hell is that?

02:07:41.000 That's their punk album before they were the Beastie Boys.

02:07:45.000 That's before they kicked out the fat, ugly chick and then pretended they were feminists.

02:07:49.000 They did License to Ill, a total dude movie, a dude album where they kick out the fat lesbian.

02:07:55.000 And then people go, you guys are being kind of assholes.

02:07:57.000 And whatever happened to Kate Schellenbach?

02:07:59.000 And they go, we're feminists now, actually.

02:08:02.000 We started a label and she's on it with her band Luscious Jackson.

02:08:05.000 Okay, I believe you.

02:08:08.000 You win.

02:08:09.000 All right, next call.

02:08:10.000 All right.

02:08:11.000 You're on the light then.

02:08:13.000 Chris?

02:08:14.000 Hello?

02:08:14.000 Hello.

02:08:15.000 Hello, guys.

02:08:16.000 Hey, how are you doing?

02:08:17.000 Good.

02:08:19.000 Well, the last four years I've been kind of cautiously optimistic, you know, quiet optimism, thinking that the adults were going to run the house again.

02:08:28.000 And now we're back to, you know, this weird dystopic.

02:08:32.000 I mean, I've been watching Millennial Millie's thing she's doing today, you know, walking the streets or whatever.

02:08:37.000 And the cops are shoving people back in their hotels because of the six o'clock curfew.

02:08:43.000 And it reminds me of, you know, the Alex Jones thing, Carol Quigley in his book, Tragedy and Hope, where he had some quote that said something like, it was necessary for them, the left and right, to be so similar that every four years you could, quote, throw the rascals out,

02:08:58.000 you know, and there wouldn't affect too much of a change.

02:09:01.000 And, you know, it's like it's America's next top president.

02:09:05.000 You know, I can't wait to see the season finale.

02:09:07.000 You know, it's a lot of people.

02:09:08.000 Yeah, but I do think this is a big turning point.

02:09:10.000 I can't wait to see what's going to happen.

02:09:12.000 I think this is a major loss.

02:09:14.000 This is a major divot.

02:09:17.000 This is a major ditch in American politics.

02:09:21.000 All we have is the Supreme Court, sort of.

02:09:24.000 And we lost the Senate.

02:09:26.000 We lost the White House.

02:09:28.000 We lost the sort of the swamp is not being drained.

02:09:32.000 We could have made major permanent changes if we had four more years, but it's over.

02:09:37.000 And we'll recover from it, just like the burrowing mammals.

02:09:41.000 But we're still, this is not just like a random switchoff.

02:09:46.000 I think this is really consequential.

02:09:47.000 This is as bad as Carter.

02:09:50.000 I hope that you're wrong.

02:09:52.000 And I hope that not a lot does change because I think that the wheels turn slowly.

02:09:56.000 And if it is orchestrated, like the Alex Joneses of the world really think, and the stuff is pre-planned, I mean, it really couldn't look any better.

02:10:05.000 If you look at it from 20,000 feet like that, it screams out that it's orchestrated.

02:10:10.000 And so that's where I'm resting.

02:10:12.000 The last four years, I was all, we're going to be okay.

02:10:15.000 And we're going to get this done and that done.

02:10:17.000 I can't believe all these great things that are happening.

02:10:19.000 And it put me to sleep, man.

02:10:21.000 Yeah.

02:10:21.000 All right.

02:10:22.000 Thanks for calling.

02:10:23.000 You know, the left controls the media.

02:10:26.000 They control Hollywood.

02:10:28.000 They control big tech.

02:10:29.000 They control politics.

02:10:30.000 It's hard to think of what the right does control.

02:10:33.000 And yet all they do is criticize the system and its systemic racism and it's evil.

02:10:38.000 And it's like, well, then it's you.

02:10:41.000 You know, you canceled me.

02:10:43.000 Right.

02:10:44.000 How do I get to be systemically racist?

02:10:46.000 You're the one.

02:10:47.000 You're the cops.

02:10:48.000 You're everything.

02:10:49.000 You are the system.

02:10:50.000 The cops police, at least.

02:10:51.000 It's beastie boys.

02:10:52.000 It's the beastie boys.

02:10:54.000 Yeah, it's the beastie boys.

02:10:57.000 They're not allowed out of their hotels?

02:10:59.000 Finally, we have an update.

02:11:01.000 It was 42 minutes ago.

02:11:02.000 It was streamed two hours ago.

02:11:03.000 Sorry, but it ended 45 minutes ago.

02:11:10.000 It was Millennial Millie.

02:11:30.000 Let me write back out.

02:11:35.000 They're liberals or something.

02:11:37.000 They're probably communists.

02:11:38.000 I have no idea why people would want to enforce.

02:11:41.000 Can't you just jump ahead?

02:11:45.000 They're just staying there.

02:11:47.000 Legal?

02:11:47.000 I guess I can take them into a state of emergency.

02:11:54.000 Next caller.

02:11:57.000 I'll keep playing that B-roll.

02:11:59.000 We got John.

02:12:01.000 Wait, wait, wait.

02:12:03.000 John?

02:12:05.000 Yeah, are you there?

02:12:07.000 Thanks for holding.

02:12:08.000 Yep.

02:12:10.000 Hey, guys.

02:12:11.000 Congratulations.

02:12:13.000 Congratulations.

02:12:14.000 Congratulations.

02:12:17.000 That's awesome.

02:12:19.000 I love that relation, and I'm going to have to watch it over without your assholes ruining it.

02:12:25.000 But one of the things you've got to think about, too, this culmination of a kind of a powder keg, the Capitol building, it stems from a local precedent of people losing their fucking businesses.

02:12:46.000 I mean, quite frankly, I work with small businesses and dude, people are losing their freaking livelihoods and they're pissed off.

02:12:54.000 And you're destroying the middle, you know, basically the middle American lifestyle.

02:13:00.000 And it's just unbelievable because like I literally, no shit, my buddy owns a diner and he was being interviewed by a local news, you know, group here in San Diego.

02:13:17.000 And I was watching it and no shit, these guys come up and give him a cease and desist order while he was on TV.

02:13:26.000 So they're...

02:13:28.000 What's that?

02:13:29.000 No, I'm just, I'm shocked.

02:13:31.000 I mean, I'm not shocked, but I'm.

02:13:33.000 Well, it's just unbelievable.

02:13:35.000 It's like, here's somebody who's, you know, he's owned this place for years and he inherited it from his father.

02:13:40.000 And, you know, they try to make a good living.

02:13:42.000 They have tons of employees.

02:13:44.000 A lot of them are from Mexico.

02:13:46.000 And, you know, they're basically, he's doing an interview about how stupid the lockdowns are.

02:13:52.000 And they see this on TV.

02:13:55.000 And the San Diego, you know, commissioner or whomever takes care of the health industry goes out and sends them a fucking cease and desist order on live TV.

02:14:08.000 I called them and then met with them on Monday.

02:14:11.000 And he was just laughing.

02:14:12.000 He's like, yeah, it's $1,000 a day.

02:14:14.000 Now you can see how that foments into people that are just pissed off.

02:14:20.000 And then you get to the point of violent rage.

02:14:24.000 And it's not just businesses that are done.

02:14:26.000 It's entire careers.

02:14:28.000 It's entire trades.

02:14:29.000 It's entire vocations.

02:14:31.000 Like, I don't know if bars can ever recover in New York City.

02:14:36.000 I don't think they can.

02:14:37.000 I think that it might be done.

02:14:39.000 Real estate in New York City.

02:14:41.000 Well, I mean, the other thing, too, is if you're always touting about, not you, but I'm saying like people are always touting about, oh, we need to, you know, you know, look out for the little man and, you know, the immigrants.

02:14:53.000 It's like, dude, those are the people that actually worked in the fucking kitchen and washed the dishes.

02:14:58.000 He has like 30 employees.

02:15:00.000 Yeah.

02:15:01.000 And yeah, there you go.

02:15:02.000 Redford.

02:15:03.000 So that's my buddy Nick.

02:15:04.000 I'm good friends with his dad.

02:15:08.000 And he took over the business.

02:15:10.000 And he was just laughing.

02:15:12.000 He's like, dude, it's such bullshit.

02:15:13.000 And I'm like, you know what?

02:15:15.000 We're tired of this shit, man.

02:15:16.000 And then you start seeing, you know, stuff like what happened today.

02:15:23.000 And it's like, do you really not think that that's going to happen?

02:15:26.000 Exactly.

02:15:27.000 Do you really not think that you're going to fucking take away?

02:15:30.000 You know, people.

02:15:31.000 Sorry.

02:15:32.000 Go ahead.

02:15:32.000 Yeah.

02:15:32.000 No, you're right.

02:15:33.000 Thanks for calling.

02:15:33.000 We got to go.

02:15:36.000 They're just not leaving people alone.

02:15:38.000 Like what you said is like there's two different types of people, people that won't leave you alone and people that just want to be left alone.

02:15:43.000 You can't even just live your little life.

02:15:45.000 You have two types of people.

02:15:46.000 People who want to be left alone and people who won't leave them the fuck alone.

02:15:51.000 The people who won't leave them the fuck alone just got served.

02:15:56.000 A warning shot.

02:15:57.000 And the people who want to be left alone, they tried minding their own business.

02:16:01.000 And you kept pushing.

02:16:03.000 You kept pushing.

02:16:04.000 You kept excusing anarchy.

02:16:06.000 You kept excusing chop and chaz and letting these people kill other people.

02:16:13.000 Not just wreck businesses, but murder people.

02:16:16.000 And you let them all get away with it.

02:16:18.000 And eventually, your normal average Americans go, you know what, Antivo, you're right.

02:16:24.000 I am going to fuck this up.

02:16:26.000 And they go in, they take some selfies.

02:16:28.000 They don't hurt anyone.

02:16:29.000 The Capitol Police do, but they don't.

02:16:32.000 And then they go home as a final deathmobile, the end of Animal House, fuck you, to Fraser University.

02:16:42.000 And now we just say, all right, let's say you fuck up the country for four years.

02:16:47.000 Trump lost.

02:16:49.000 Biden won.

02:16:50.000 He cheated.

02:16:51.000 The Houston Astros got the World Series.

02:16:53.000 They cheated.

02:16:53.000 What are you saying?

02:16:55.000 No, nothing.

02:16:58.000 What did you think was going to happen?

02:17:01.000 Anyway, we're going to keep fighting not to get former years out of President Donald Trump.

02:17:08.000 That's not going to happen.

02:17:09.000 But we're going to keep fighting for this country because that's just who we are.

02:17:13.000 Wood Chuck's Chuck Wood.

02:17:14.000 We fight for freedom.

02:17:16.000 And we're going to have a lot of bullshit to fight with.

02:17:18.000 So, folks, this show is going to be a wee bit of sanity and a world gone mad.

02:17:25.000 Get fired.

02:17:26.000 Get in trouble.

02:17:27.000 Be brave.

02:17:28.000 And never stop fighting.

02:17:42.000 Drop a comment when you see them on the reel.

02:17:45.000 Ayy.

02:17:45.000 Shoot the deal, fuck the field.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 07, 2021

GOML LIVE #80 - THE STORMING OF THE CAPITOL

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