Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 28, 2021


GOML LIVE #83 | WHO'S AN FBI INFORMANT? (Part 1)


Summary

On this week's episode of Off The Dome, the boys talk about their favorite Halloween costumes, the weirdest things they've ever done in their lives, and the dumbest things people have ever done to them. Plus, we talk about the worst thing we've ever eaten and the weird things we've done to our walls. Also, we have a new sponsor, JohnnyAppleCBD, and we're giving you 20% off your entire order when you enter promo code: OFF THE DOME20 at checkout. Thanks to Pale Fire and Mossy Creek for sponsoring this episode. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. The opinions and thoughts expressed here are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise stated. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. This podcast was produced and produced in any way whatsoever. All credit is given to original artists and credited to their respective record labels. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a review and/or a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe to Off The Dome on iTunes, Podchaser, and tell a friend about what they think of it! We'll be looking out for you in the next episode! Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes on the next one! Subscribe on Anchor.fm and we'll be giving you a shoutout on that! Thank you for listening to Gavin's podcast, no notes! XOXO! and a review on the podcast, and a shout out on the latest episode of the podcast "Off The Dome" on Podchap, and much more! Love ya'll! Cheers, Gavin, Chew Chew! -JACBD, Gav & Gav, JACBD. -Alyssa & Ryan -PODCAST: -Gavin, GAVY, GRAVY, and GABBY, and JACB, GABY, BABY! -ROBBY, RYAN, RAYO, and AYO, GARLEY, and TAYLOR, BOBY, AND KEVY, PODCASTING, AND JACOB, and KAREN, AND PENNY, AND SONGS


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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:35.000 No notes.
00:00:36.000 This is off the dome tonight.
00:00:38.000 Off the dome!
00:00:40.000 Y'all ready for this?
00:00:41.000 Ryan, are you all ready for this?
00:00:44.000 Hell yes!
00:00:46.000 Now you're LARPing as a country guy?
00:00:49.000 Like a cowpoke or something?
00:00:50.000 Cowpoke?
00:00:51.000 I don't have the hat.
00:00:53.000 Um, you, uh, you were going to become goth, whatever happened with that?
00:00:57.000 It's too expensive, honestly, and I don't have enough knowledge on, like, the clothes.
00:01:01.000 It's really, really expensive.
00:01:03.000 It was like $50 for a cool shirt that's tattered and black.
00:01:08.000 So you're giving up?
00:01:09.000 Yes.
00:01:10.000 Not goth?
00:01:11.000 I have, like, one outfit, and I don't know how to do my own makeup and stuff, and that was going to be a big part of it.
00:01:16.000 I want to dye my hair.
00:01:18.000 Black?
00:01:19.000 No, I wanted to do it, like, blue.
00:01:21.000 Like, shiny, crazy blue.
00:01:23.000 I was gonna go to Philadelphia, there's this group of goths that love the show, and I was gonna have them just do me all up.
00:01:32.000 But, it would've cost, like, maybe three or four hundred dollars.
00:01:37.000 So that, can't do that.
00:01:38.000 You know, you suck so bad, I don't even, like, I don't mind.
00:01:41.000 It's like shrimp.
00:01:45.000 Like, I don't want shrimp.
00:01:46.000 You don't like shrimp?
00:01:47.000 I don't like shrimp.
00:01:48.000 They're the cockroaches of the sea.
00:01:49.000 But they're good.
00:01:51.000 No, they're gross.
00:01:51.000 And when people offer me shrimp, I'm like, no thanks.
00:01:54.000 So, with you, I'm just like, no thanks.
00:01:58.000 Alright.
00:02:00.000 Not interested.
00:02:01.000 Lobster is a giant cockroach in the sea.
00:02:04.000 If I got a budget, I would have done it.
00:02:05.000 But I didn't feel like I was letting anybody else down but me.
00:02:08.000 I don't care.
00:02:09.000 If you put a rifle in your mouth in front of me and blew your head off, I would go, holy shit, wow.
00:02:15.000 Look at that.
00:02:16.000 The blood goes everywhere.
00:02:17.000 Are we going to get that off the walls?
00:02:20.000 That would be a first.
00:02:21.000 It's like my dog.
00:02:23.000 Dude, the fucking leak is gone.
00:02:26.000 Yeah.
00:02:27.000 And the part that was leaking is healed up like a fucking wound.
00:02:32.000 Yes.
00:02:34.000 What?
00:02:35.000 I saw that as it came in.
00:02:36.000 I was like, let's see.
00:02:38.000 There's literally not a slit in the ceiling.
00:02:44.000 It's gone.
00:02:47.000 It's been erased!
00:02:49.000 I know.
00:02:50.000 Umberto was right!
00:02:51.000 Congratulations.
00:02:52.000 Thank you.
00:02:54.000 I called him an idiot.
00:02:55.000 I called him an asshole.
00:02:56.000 I said that's not how sheetrock works.
00:02:59.000 It doesn't heal itself.
00:03:01.000 Dude, it has healed itself.
00:03:03.000 To the umpteenth degree.
00:03:04.000 Wait a minute.
00:03:05.000 What the fuck?
00:03:06.000 I cannot... I can't even see where the hole was.
00:03:11.000 No.
00:03:12.000 I think it may be like a dog whistle level visual difference where it's like maybe a spider could see it, but it looks like somebody painted it over.
00:03:22.000 Someone fucking with us?
00:03:23.000 Yeah.
00:03:25.000 I didn't know what to expect when we came in, like full bucket or... I know, celebs!
00:03:29.000 Collapse ceiling.
00:03:30.000 Like George Clooney shrunk.
00:03:32.000 Matt Damon's shoes and pants down half an inch every day when they were shooting something?
00:03:40.000 That's a good prank.
00:03:42.000 Is this a good prank?
00:03:45.000 The hole's gone.
00:03:47.000 Anyway, clearly we are less and less popular as the days go by.
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00:05:35.000 Are you drunk too?
00:05:36.000 No.
00:05:36.000 Does a lot for my back when I'm playing video games for a long time.
00:05:38.000 It helps you just kind of just.
00:05:40.000 So my wife was in the city today with her dog, our dog, and she didn't want to drag him around.
00:05:46.000 So she said, um, Ryan, can you look after the dog?
00:05:52.000 Bring over the old guy.
00:05:53.000 This is at 3 10 p.m.
00:05:54.000 And you were asleep in the studio.
00:05:57.000 2 46.
00:06:00.000 What is that about?
00:06:01.000 I just...
00:06:05.000 I don't know, my schedule's off.
00:06:06.000 I've been playing video games a lot lately.
00:06:08.000 What video game?
00:06:08.000 I got the brand new Call of Duty, 60 bucks.
00:06:10.000 Bop!
00:06:11.000 Finished the campaign.
00:06:13.000 And now I'm doing online, so I'm shooting up people and I'm like, I'm actually good at this.
00:06:16.000 I remember sucking.
00:06:18.000 But I'm like, you know, top three a lot of the times.
00:06:22.000 So you're like me, you're a war vet.
00:06:24.000 Basically, I'm a war vet of movies.
00:06:26.000 You're a war vet of video games I don't like to talk about it too much because it it just brings back you know horrible memories.
00:06:32.000 Yeah, I know how it feels Don't ask me about saving Private Ryan, dude.
00:06:37.000 I know so we should go to the Legion We should go to these you know places where you get beers for three bucks each
00:06:45.000 Oh, they do that?
00:06:46.000 Yeah, yeah, these war vet places.
00:06:48.000 That's true.
00:06:50.000 I get, like, discounts and stuff when I go to AMC, which I'm investing in now.
00:06:55.000 Have you heard about this whole... Yeah, GameStop is... Wait, wait, there seems to be two things.
00:07:00.000 So there's AMC and GameStop.
00:07:01.000 Is that the same... And Nokia.
00:07:02.000 Well, it's basically, it's... So, uh, hedge funds, people that are in hedge funds bet to short, like, that the company's gonna do bad.
00:07:11.000 So, like, Blockbuster does really shitty, obviously.
00:07:13.000 And then GameStop, for some reason, they were banking on it to do bad.
00:07:18.000 So the worse it does, the better they do.
00:07:20.000 But people blew up the stock by, they coordinated on Reddit and on Discord.
00:07:26.000 They're banned now, but it's WallStreetBets.
00:07:28.000 And they just got banned for hate speech because they're taking money from the hedge fund people.
00:07:35.000 So that's interesting.
00:07:36.000 So when we are in peril, we get banned.
00:07:40.000 When they are in peril, the hedge funds, they ban the system.
00:07:45.000 Yeah, they get bailouts, and then when normal people, you know, like their business goes under, they don't get bailouts.
00:07:51.000 They just go under.
00:07:51.000 And when regular average Joes are making money in the stock market, and by the way, they lost $14 million, or they're set to lose about $14 million.
00:08:01.000 $14 billion, actually.
00:08:02.000 The hedge funds.
00:08:04.000 Okay.
00:08:05.000 They owe $14 billion collectively.
00:08:08.000 I think that's the amount there.
00:08:09.000 I don't know the whole scoop, but that's the scoop I got.
00:08:12.000 In our music group, we got a guy who's all about, like look up market mania.
00:08:16.000 And one of our guys is in there and they just talk about this whole thing.
00:08:19.000 So I don't quite understand.
00:08:20.000 So GameStop said, or someone said that GameStop is available in the stock market and people started investing in it.
00:08:27.000 I think it's been available.
00:08:29.000 But people started investing in GameStop like crazy.
00:08:31.000 I know Cassandra Fairbanks was talking about it.
00:08:34.000 Yeah.
00:08:35.000 And now it's valid at $10 billion.
00:08:38.000 No, right now it was like a couple of cents or a couple of bucks and now it's up to $320 a share.
00:08:44.000 But it's all fake.
00:08:45.000 No, it's real.
00:08:46.000 I mean, but you know, so the people that put the... Inflated.
00:08:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:50.000 I like the way my chest hair goes.
00:08:52.000 It looks like a tree.
00:08:54.000 Yeah.
00:08:55.000 And then they did the same thing with... With who else?
00:09:01.000 Nokia and the AMC theaters.
00:09:04.000 And then Blackberry, I think, is another one that they're looking at.
00:09:08.000 Just like these dead stocks that people bank on doing horrible.
00:09:11.000 Tim Pool explains it pretty well.
00:09:13.000 Dude, listen.
00:09:15.000 This is pretty crazy.
00:09:16.000 Wall Street is panicking right now because the average Joes are taking their money back.
00:09:20.000 I love it.
00:09:20.000 This is crazy, man.
00:09:21.000 Check this out.
00:09:23.000 Why is this guy's head so cold at all times?
00:09:26.000 It's warm.
00:09:27.000 It's blazing hot.
00:09:28.000 Broken.
00:09:28.000 Broken.
00:09:50.000 This is an update on a story I covered earlier this morning, but for those that aren't familiar, a subreddit called WallStreetBets decided that they were tired of the media and market manipulation, corrupt journalists propping up and shooting down stocks to steal money from regular people, and they decided to squeeze out these hedge funds.
00:10:10.000 They bet against GameStop.
00:10:13.000 And so these four muses says, okay, you want to bet against retail?
00:10:17.000 We're going to invest in it for no reason, essentially.
00:10:21.000 Sending the value to the moon.
00:10:23.000 Well now, the establishment cronies and elites, these trading platforms are outraged, calling it market manipulation that must be stopped, demanding regulation.
00:10:33.000 The White House says we are monitoring the situation.
00:10:35.000 Why?
00:10:36.000 Because when the plebs find a way to use your system to make money and get rich, they panic.
00:10:43.000 Yeah, they're looking at, like, charging, like, a conspiracy of people that tried to pull this together.
00:10:49.000 By the way, Tim, it's not plebs, it's plebes.
00:10:51.000 It is plebes, yeah.
00:10:52.000 What are plebs?
00:10:54.000 I don't know, when you read it, it's plebs.
00:10:56.000 I read it!
00:10:58.000 Look, guys, I read it.
00:11:00.000 This is crazy, man.
00:11:01.000 Check this out.
00:11:02.000 Here's a fun book.
00:11:04.000 So we're done with that.
00:11:06.000 Fly Fishing with Darth Vader.
00:11:07.000 So this is Matt Labash.
00:11:08.000 It's really a collection of his essays, of his articles.
00:11:12.000 I don't know where he is right now.
00:11:14.000 He was very proficient, prolific 10 years ago, but you don't see him much these days.
00:11:23.000 Fly Fishing with Darth Vader is his seminal essay where he went fly fishing with Dick Cheney.
00:11:30.000 And it's a really, really well-written book.
00:11:33.000 A well-written compendium of essays.
00:11:36.000 Oh look, Donald Trump is in it.
00:11:37.000 This is before Donald Trump was president.
00:11:40.000 I forgot about that.
00:11:41.000 Shit.
00:11:43.000 Donald Trump is in this book, pre-president.
00:11:45.000 That's probably the best chapter.
00:11:47.000 So yeah, Matt LaBashe is a really good writer and he takes people at face value and he wrote this book about hanging out with dudes, which he really did, and judging them for who they are.
00:12:00.000 Matt's becoming rarer and rarer these days.
00:12:09.000 Oh, we didn't discuss the song.
00:12:10.000 The opening song was Rocket from the Crypt.
00:12:13.000 Well, I used to go to South by Southwest in the 90s and we would watch, um, it was so great back then, South by Southwest, and we would watch Rocket from the Crypt and, uh, Supernova and all these, the fuck emos, at the band, at the venue emos, and it was,
00:12:33.000 A roaring ride.
00:12:34.000 You got in free, by the way, to Rocket from the Crypt shows if you had a Rocket from the Crypt tattoo, which is that rocket.
00:12:43.000 Which is probably where I got the Proud Boys tattoo thing from.
00:12:51.000 This is not a good pitch for Rocket from the Crypt.
00:12:55.000 Ryan, this looks terrible.
00:12:57.000 Don't they have a video?
00:12:59.000 Just them rockin' out.
00:13:01.000 They don't look like they're rockin' out.
00:13:04.000 This is on a rope.
00:13:26.000 What kind of music is this?
00:13:28.000 Hardcore ska?
00:13:28.000 I was just thinking about that.
00:13:30.000 Ska ability?
00:13:31.000 Well they got the horns.
00:13:34.000 I love this, Ska.
00:13:40.000 It's like hard rock and roll.
00:13:50.000 Brian, the central focus of Ska is the jet and jet and jet and jet that Jamaican... Ah, I see.
00:13:55.000 You can't take that away.
00:13:56.000 All right, let's jump right into the gossip, folks.
00:14:02.000 Crazy story in the news, Enrique Tarrio is being accused of being an informant.
00:14:09.000 Now, I usually talk to him on encrypted apps.
00:14:13.000 He's off.
00:14:16.000 I don't think that's his doing.
00:14:19.000 I've been talking about this all day with my criminal friends.
00:14:25.000 Extremist leader repeatedly worked undercover for investigators after his arrest in 2012.
00:14:31.000 Former prosecutor and court files reveal.
00:14:35.000 Who are those dudes next to him?
00:14:37.000 I've never seen that guy.
00:14:39.000 Have you?
00:14:39.000 No.
00:14:43.000 So here's the crazy part.
00:14:47.000 Say you're an FBI informant, right?
00:14:51.000 You have Teflon around you.
00:14:53.000 You would think.
00:14:54.000 So you don't get arrested when you go to DC.
00:14:58.000 You get welcomed to DC.
00:15:00.000 Yeah.
00:15:02.000 So that's, let's do all the sides for Enrique, and I tried calling him and everything, and I'm not gonna disparage him, and calling someone a snitch is one of the worst things you could ever do, so I'm not gonna do that until I have hardcore evidence.
00:15:14.000 But let's just present the cases just for fun, okay?
00:15:17.000 So here's the case for not a snitch.
00:15:22.000 You're Teflon if you're a snitch, so why was he arrested?
00:15:27.000 Why was he thrown, why was he told he couldn't come to DC ever again?
00:15:31.000 Why was he arrested for burning the BLM flag?
00:15:33.000 They should have said, why would he even take the blame for burning the BLM flag?
00:15:37.000 Which he didn't technically do.
00:15:41.000 That doesn't make sense.
00:15:43.000 The way you know a fed is, they get away with murder, literally.
00:15:48.000 And you go, wait, why did everyone around you go to jail and you didn't go to jail?
00:15:51.000 You must have been an informant.
00:15:54.000 Now it's possible that he wasn't informant.
00:15:59.000 That's conceivable.
00:16:02.000 Have you read these articles?
00:16:04.000 I read the article.
00:16:04.000 I actually don't have a problem with what he did at all.
00:16:10.000 Well some of them are cool.
00:16:12.000 He allegedly worked with the FBI.
00:16:17.000 To thwart human smugglers where he paid a guy 11 grand to bring his fictitious family over the border?
00:16:24.000 Yeah.
00:16:25.000 Okay, so he's thwarting coyotes there.
00:16:27.000 He's thwarting coyotes.
00:16:29.000 Yes.
00:16:30.000 That seems cool.
00:16:31.000 Yeah.
00:16:31.000 But then there's also shit in there about exposing marijuana grow houses.
00:16:38.000 Yeah, that's a little fae.
00:16:40.000 That doesn't seem very cool.
00:16:41.000 The ecstasy MDMA one, it's like, I mean the pharmaceuticals also, like things that probably kill people.
00:16:45.000 What was the ecstasy MDMA one?
00:16:47.000 He helped make a bust for that.
00:16:49.000 Wait, show your face.
00:16:50.000 It didn't go into much detail from that, but I was like, fuck him.
00:16:53.000 You know, that's, I mean, even people, if I was friends with somebody who did that, I'd be like, you know, you're on the tightrope.
00:16:58.000 You shouldn't be doing that, man.
00:17:01.000 It's dangerous.
00:17:02.000 So, listen.
00:17:03.000 Listen, wait, listen, so you would rat out your friends if they were making MDMA?
00:17:08.000 No, but I mean, what do the people look like that he ratted out?
00:17:10.000 Probably just Cuban criminals that, you know, but it's never like, I don't know, I don't have a problem with it.
00:17:18.000 Well, here's what I don't get.
00:17:19.000 So, say he was a snitch back in 2012, right?
00:17:23.000 Yeah.
00:17:26.000 He got arrested, he did his sentence, and then the snitching was post that.
00:17:31.000 So, did you make a deal and then they said you gotta do your time first?
00:17:34.000 Maybe.
00:17:34.000 Yeah.
00:17:35.000 Well, that seems kind of weird to me.
00:17:37.000 Doesn't it?
00:17:37.000 It's like we... Do your time first and then do a bunch of snitching for us.
00:17:41.000 Maybe it's like you stay out of parole or probation and you kind of give us some info here.
00:17:45.000 Wouldn't they make you do the snitching first?
00:17:48.000 I guess the snitching takes a while?
00:17:50.000 Anyway, in these articles they make him look like Snitchy McGee.
00:17:55.000 And that's totally possible.
00:17:59.000 Maybe it lessened his sentence.
00:18:01.000 By the way, Enrique's crimes are very ridiculous.
00:18:05.000 They were irrelevant.
00:18:06.000 He was selling test strips for diabetics.
00:18:09.000 Test strips that worked, but he wasn't licensed to sell them.
00:18:14.000 Okay.
00:18:15.000 Worst criminal ever.
00:18:17.000 Worst informant ever.
00:18:18.000 He's just doing the best thing.
00:18:20.000 And then I guess he took a plea and then maybe he did this, he allegedly did this snitching for like a couple years where he took down grow houses, human trafficking things, fake drug people.
00:18:33.000 So that's one side of the argument.
00:18:36.000 The other side is he's been an informant all along and this is what's interesting about these two sides is
00:18:42.000 There's perception and reality, as my old vice founder Shane would always say.
00:18:48.000 As far as the history books go, it doesn't really matter what the truth is.
00:18:53.000 So it's fun for us to sort of willy-nilly discuss our theories and even what Enrique says and the back and forth, because the history books will not necessarily reflect the truth.
00:19:07.000 The history books will reflect the most reasonable thing.
00:19:11.000 Like say some, okay, how about this Ryan?
00:19:16.000 Some, you date some girl, right?
00:19:18.000 Sure.
00:19:20.000 And she was dating a cop before you.
00:19:23.000 Right.
00:19:25.000 And he was fucking pissed off that you, and I hate to disparage the police, but
00:19:31.000 Let's say a fed.
00:19:33.000 He's pissed off that you got her.
00:19:35.000 So he planted meth on you.
00:19:37.000 Ooh.
00:19:38.000 Right?
00:19:39.000 Yeah.
00:19:39.000 And then he arrested you and you went to jail.
00:19:42.000 And then someone made a video of you and I talking really fast.
00:19:47.000 And it was like, Proud Boys founder and producer who was caught with meth on meth or whatever.
00:19:55.000 And then we would just be the meth show.
00:19:58.000 Right?
00:19:58.000 And that would become the law of the land.
00:20:01.000 That would just become the story.
00:20:03.000 Forever.
00:20:04.000 Yeah.
00:20:04.000 You know, when I was reading Enrique's article, it was like, the things that, like, the story was this new information about the FBI informant thing.
00:20:14.000 And then they sneak in a whole bunch of just facts now, where, like, whether there was the domestic terrorist attack on the capitals.
00:20:21.000 Like, whoa!
00:20:22.000 That wasn't solid yet.
00:20:24.000 That's hearsay.
00:20:25.000 That's like a way to look at it.
00:20:26.000 And they're like Proud Boys extremist group.
00:20:28.000 And I was like, how did we get here?
00:20:30.000 Right.
00:20:30.000 So it's, it's, their narrative is kind of weird because it's, it's like the head of the Proud Boys was an FBI informant is the narrative.
00:20:39.000 So you go, okay, so the FBI is not good at hiding their informants.
00:20:45.000 Right.
00:20:45.000 Yeah.
00:20:45.000 Word just got out.
00:20:46.000 Why would they let that happen though?
00:20:47.000 Like why?
00:20:48.000 But secondly, so that means the whole movement was a lie.
00:20:53.000 Right.
00:20:53.000 Cause it was run by an informant.
00:20:55.000 So we're an inside, we actually work for Biden.
00:20:57.000 So the whole thing is an inside job?
00:20:59.000 Okay.
00:21:02.000 I do think it was unusual to jump ahead here to plan B, which is the narrative is true.
00:21:10.000 Um, that Enrique really wanted me to do a speech at January 6th.
00:21:14.000 And there was a guy who looked exactly like me with my same beard and same glasses marching around.
00:21:22.000 Are those coincidences?
00:21:24.000 I think so.
00:21:25.000 And cops going like this.
00:21:27.000 I'm drifting from Enrique now and now I'm talking about a general conspiracy.
00:21:31.000 Cops going like this after removing the barricade.
00:21:34.000 And I saw a filmmaker.
00:21:36.000 I met him a couple nights ago.
00:21:37.000 He was showing me pictures.
00:21:38.000 He was there.
00:21:40.000 And he showed me a picture of the Capitol at around 11 a.m.
00:21:44.000 One cop.
00:21:47.000 And he goes, how many cops do you think should be around the Capitol at any time or when there's a demonstration coming?
00:21:54.000 Probably a bunch.
00:21:57.000 So there's a lot of fishy shit going on.
00:21:59.000 If we had a newspaper, I'd say it'd be safe to cement down that Pelosi and a couple of the people allowed people into the building to maximize potential damage to capitalize off of it later.
00:22:12.000 Well, here's a guess.
00:22:16.000 And I'm gonna go back to Charlottesville.
00:22:30.000 I think that major law enforcement is inept.
00:22:36.000 When I talk to criminals that are like coke dealers and stuff, or Max and John getting arrested, I see raging incompetence.
00:22:44.000 I think the FBI, the CIA, the top brass in major police forces are terrible at their job.
00:22:50.000 I think low-level cops
00:22:53.000 Guys walking the beat are much better at getting bad guys than the top brass.
00:22:59.000 And that's why I always say, fuck the police's boss.
00:23:06.000 So, what I think is going on here is there's tons of money, millions of dollars invested into stopping crime.
00:23:17.000 Unfortunately, MS-13 is an impermeable membrane
00:23:24.000 They were born in El Salvador.
00:23:28.000 They have facial tattoos.
00:23:31.000 There's not enough Hispanic FBI guys to infiltrate that.
00:23:36.000 Real bonafide crime syndicate.
00:23:38.000 Those guys are actually very dangerous.
00:23:41.000 Your daughter could OD on fentanyl from them.
00:23:45.000 They're in the suburbs.
00:23:46.000 They're dealing oxy.
00:23:47.000 They're dealing opioids.
00:23:48.000 They're dealing fentanyl.
00:23:50.000 Your daughter, your son, your fucking you could die.
00:23:54.000 From them, dealing that.
00:23:56.000 It's open borders and big pharma combined have led to MS-13 distributing big oxy across the entire country, especially in the Rust Belt, especially in redneck places, especially where people are out of work like Ohio.
00:24:17.000 But the amazing thing about it is it involves upper middle class, rich, poor, everyone.
00:24:23.000 That's real crime.
00:24:25.000 20 blacks killed by 20 blacks every day.
00:24:28.000 That's real crime.
00:24:31.000 But the left has failed at conquering those problems.
00:24:37.000 So they need a scapegoat.
00:24:39.000 So what do they do?
00:24:39.000 They say it's white supremacy.
00:24:42.000 Systemic racism.
00:24:43.000 That's the problem.
00:24:44.000 And that's much easier to infiltrate because we're innocent.
00:24:48.000 And when I say we, I mean the alleged white supremacists, not actual white supremacists.
00:24:52.000 So they go on our Facebook.
00:24:54.000 They go on our phones.
00:24:56.000 And we're there stealing a podium from Nancy Pelosi going,
00:25:00.000 Because we don't even know we're a threat.
00:25:03.000 We're wandering into shit.
00:25:05.000 So they double down, they triple down, they put all the money on us.
00:25:10.000 And they go, we got the proud boys.
00:25:14.000 So... I'm just guessing here, but...
00:25:20.000 It seems that the feds were involved in the Capitol.
00:25:24.000 It seems that the feds wanted it to happen.
00:25:27.000 They wanted to make a honey trap for dumb patriots, and I think it was dumb to storm the Capitol, for dumb patriots to go in and start wrecking shit and go, Hi, I'm at Nancy Pelosi's desk.
00:25:41.000 Here's my feet up.
00:25:43.000 And then they turn that into a sinister thing so they can arrest the opposition, so they can arrest Trump supporters and conservatives.
00:25:51.000 It's a Pearl Harbor.
00:25:53.000 What?
00:25:53.000 It's a Pearl Harbor-like-a-thing.
00:25:55.000 You have a tragedy, and then you could... ...do stuff about it.
00:25:59.000 But, Ryan... Pearl Harbor.
00:26:01.000 Can you just show the Detective Shitty icon, please?
00:26:05.000 Oh, the thing?
00:26:06.000 Yeah.
00:26:10.000 Oh, I... Ouch.
00:26:14.000 Terrible.
00:26:16.000 The Gulf of Tonkin.
00:26:17.000 Pearl Harbor was a tragedy.
00:26:19.000 What was worse?
00:26:22.000 The Capitol Hill invasion or Pearl Harbor?
00:26:26.000 I don't know what Twirl Harbor was.
00:26:27.000 Was that a... Twirl Harbor was the beginning of Pearl Harbor.
00:26:30.000 There were ballerinas who were there doing grand jetes.
00:26:33.000 Yes.
00:26:34.000 And geisha ladies.
00:26:36.000 Yeah.
00:26:36.000 Well, I'm not trivializing Pearl Harbor, but I'm just saying that, you know, you have something... I notice Japanese people love to trivialize Pearl Harbor.
00:26:47.000 Pearl Harbor, you know, the thing that happened.
00:26:49.000 So yeah, I've known Enrique for a long time.
00:26:52.000 The odds of him being a spy that was meant to fuck us over,
00:26:57.000 I'd say a 1 in 20.
00:26:58.000 It's possible.
00:27:00.000 He did really want me to do a talk there.
00:27:02.000 And Jason Kessler, by the way, was determined to get me in Charlottesville.
00:27:07.000 Determined!
00:27:08.000 I said, I don't want to go there.
00:27:09.000 I don't support it.
00:27:11.000 He said, fuck you.
00:27:12.000 You have to come.
00:27:14.000 So that's part of the 1 in 20.
00:27:17.000 But I think it's much more likely that Enrique was an informant for the FBI, and he got a lesser sentence because of it.
00:27:24.000 I'm guessing, by the way.
00:27:25.000 I can't seem to call the guy.
00:27:30.000 And then he stopped that.
00:27:32.000 And his Proud Boys stuff was not in an informant capacity, but who knows?
00:27:37.000 Well, he maintained a good relationship with local law enforcement every time Proud Boys would go to do a rally or something.
00:27:42.000 Yeah, but we all did.
00:27:43.000 We all did.
00:27:44.000 We're pro-cop.
00:27:45.000 So we would say, we want to have a rally here.
00:27:46.000 Is that okay?
00:27:48.000 And that's why up until the highest... I think the left is so determined to destroy the club that they're just like, we found some dirt on him in 2012.
00:28:01.000 Let's make him an informant.
00:28:02.000 But an informant doesn't get exposed like that.
00:28:09.000 Yeah.
00:28:10.000 They're Teflon.
00:28:13.000 Yeah, wouldn't you think so?
00:28:17.000 No one, like, the swamp doesn't mock an informant.
00:28:25.000 Haha, we caught you.
00:28:27.000 Guy who works for us.
00:28:28.000 Guy who works for us, telling us all the secrets we want to know.
00:28:32.000 That's not really a good, you know, way to go forward with other informants in the future.
00:28:36.000 Yeah, that's not really a good business plan.
00:28:38.000 We'll shit on you in the papers.
00:28:39.000 The funny thing about history and perception versus reality is that doesn't really matter.
00:28:45.000 So this could be the death of the Proud Boys.
00:28:50.000 This could be, oh, the whole thing was a lie.
00:28:52.000 The guy who took it over was a Hispanic FBI informant.
00:28:57.000 Everything else, somehow everything they did was a lie.
00:29:03.000 Which, okay.
00:29:04.000 You know, my favorite thing about the Proud Boys was the men's club's meetings, which you killed in New York.
00:29:11.000 But what about in Florida and in Los Angeles and in Scotland?
00:29:19.000 Fuck the rallies.
00:29:20.000 The rallies are gay.
00:29:22.000 I've always been against rallies.
00:29:24.000 I understand you want to do one or two.
00:29:26.000 Or if Portland's burning down a city, you want to go beat them up for burning it down.
00:29:30.000 But generally, it should mimic the Knights of Columbus.
00:29:34.000 The business plan was the Knights of Columbus for young men.
00:29:40.000 All right.
00:29:42.000 It seems that we've run out of free time.
00:29:45.000 Aw, man.
00:29:48.000 It is now time to go behind the paywall.
00:29:52.000 You freeloaders have gotten a taste of what we do.
00:29:56.000 The thing about the Wednesday show is it's live at 9 p.m.
00:29:59.000 so I generally as a Scotsman have quite a buzz at 9 p.m.
00:30:04.000 I don't know if you have a Scottish dad but if you call him at 9 p.m.
00:30:07.000 you're getting jargon.
00:30:08.000 In fact, I'll prove it.
00:30:15.000 Let's call dad, and you'll see why I'm drunk now.
00:30:18.000 Because my father was drunk, because his father was drunk.
00:30:22.000 You freeloaders are getting some lucky content here.
00:30:26.000 This should be paywall.
00:30:27.000 This should be paywall.
00:30:28.000 You bastards.
00:30:31.000 I'm assuming he picks up.
00:30:34.000 Hi honey.
00:30:35.000 Hi mom, you're on the show!
00:30:36.000 Is dad there?
00:30:37.000 Oh, you mean the old geyser?
00:30:41.000 Yes.
00:30:42.000 I think he went to bed about half an hour ago, but I'll see if I can wake him.
00:30:47.000 What, at 9 o'clock he went to bed?
00:30:49.000 No, I'm here.
00:30:52.000 No, I'm here.
00:30:54.000 Don't lie.
00:30:55.000 Jesus Christ.
00:30:57.000 Do you remember the time, Dad, you picked me up by the neck and threw me in front of 38 Bridalwood Avenue so hard that we smashed the deadbolt and landed on each other?
00:31:13.000 No, I can't say I remember that, darling.
00:31:16.000 We were going on a trip, you took work off early, and I dilly-dallied.
00:31:21.000 Yes, that's when you were at, eh, eh, the high school there.
00:31:26.000 The Earl of March.
00:31:28.000 You bumped a boat, you tried to get a holiday, and you, Jesus Christ, it took you forever to get home.
00:31:36.000 You're right!
00:31:37.000 I remember that!
00:31:38.000 He pinned you up against the brick wall
00:31:43.000 Yeah.
00:31:45.000 I'm... I still have... I still have nightmares about that.
00:31:59.000 You know how I knew that I was in trouble?
00:32:02.000 I was on the bus because you were smart enough to get me to a good high school out of our district but it meant I had to take the public buses to get to it because it was like an hour away.
00:32:15.000 And on the way back I heard these people going, oh my god, did you see, did you hear about that Scottish woman who was at the office?
00:32:23.000 And they go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:25.000 She was screaming.
00:32:26.000 She said someone's, someone's head is on a plate or something like that.
00:32:30.000 And, uh, she was yelling at the staff there and they were trying to calm her down.
00:32:35.000 That must've been you, mom.
00:32:37.000 And then I heard that dad said, dad was sitting in the passenger seat of the car and he said, if he fucking lies, I'm going to murder him.
00:32:48.000 And when I got up to the car I said, you guys are not going to believe what happened.
00:32:53.000 So the bus was late and then you jumped out of the car and tried to kill your own son.
00:32:59.000 Well, you know, I was sorry I couldn't do it.
00:33:08.000 We all are.
00:33:11.000 You did the world a disfavor.
00:33:20.000 What did you do today?
00:33:21.000 What'd you make?
00:33:24.000 What'd you make for breakfast?
00:33:29.000 That's nonsense.
00:33:48.000 An enormous sandwich.
00:33:55.000 What's an enormous sandwich?
00:33:56.000 What does that even mean?
00:33:57.000 It's got layers and layers of ham and cheese and all kinds of meat.
00:34:09.000 It's enormous, so I asked that.
00:34:20.000 Wait, what time was this?
00:34:21.000 What time was the drink?
00:34:22.000 It sounds like 11 a.m.
00:34:23.000 No, no, no, no.
00:34:25.000 We went across about 5 o'clock.
00:34:28.000 5 p.m.?
00:34:29.000 Yes.
00:34:31.000 Oh, that's late.
00:34:33.000 So we had a drink over there.
00:34:35.000 Then they came back and Lorraine said, well, do you mind if I have half of that sandwich?
00:34:41.000 Now, half of that sandwich is now a quarter of that sandwich.
00:34:45.000 Well, that's how big it is.
00:34:47.000 It's ridiculous.
00:34:54.000 Do you have the book rights to this story?
00:34:56.000 Do you own the book rights to this story?
00:35:00.000 I'm already plotting the cast.
00:35:09.000 I see Tom Cruise as the main sandwich maker.
00:35:20.000 Oh, it gets better.
00:35:21.000 So there was a large pickle in the sandwich.
00:35:29.000 Okay, now does that not make it a fucking
00:35:50.000 I cannot believe... I know dad when you were young you had some trepidation about having kids and I cannot believe you just made me pro-choice.
00:36:01.000 I wish I was an abortion and I didn't have to listen to that fucking story.
00:36:06.000 Listen, I sent you a picture of them at Outriggers.
00:36:11.000 Yeah, I sent you a picture of this.
00:36:13.000 It's called Hanging Up.
00:36:17.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.