Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 04, 2021


GOML LIVE #84 - PROUD BOYS ARE TERRORISTS, EH?


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 5 minutes

Words per Minute

155.65947

Word Count

19,473

Sentence Count

2,062

Misogynist Sentences

74

Hate Speech Sentences

85


Summary

On this week's episode of the podcast, the guys discuss Drake's new music video for "Drinking and Smoking" and more. Also, the boys discuss the current state of New York City's housing market, and what it means to be rich in the 21st century.


Transcript

00:00:11.000 Backing up the mouse when we do the movie.
00:00:16.000 Get off my lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
00:00:20.000 It kind of turned me on when she licking on my stones.
00:00:32.000 It kind of turns me on when she's licking on my stones.
00:00:36.000 Now that could be balls or it could be jewelry around your neck.
00:00:41.000 I don't think that would turn me on.
00:00:43.000 I think I would laugh to lick jewelry.
00:00:46.000 You got jewelry here with like a big medallion and some girls on top of you just going...
00:00:51.000 You go, what are you doing?
00:00:54.000 That video, that's little Uzi Vert, who just had a $25 million diamond implanted into his forehead.
00:01:02.000 I'm not kidding.
00:01:05.000 Has a video called Drinking and Smoking.
00:01:08.000 And this was his last hit.
00:01:10.000 It's from early July.
00:01:11.000 I mean, sorry, January, just last month.
00:01:14.000 And in the beginning, the setup for the videos, they're in a mansion with 16 rooms and six chicks per room.
00:01:21.000 And they're stripping and stuff.
00:01:23.000 Now, say I was a single man.
00:01:26.000 There, there he is.
00:01:27.000 Turn it up.
00:01:28.000 Hey.
00:01:29.000 All right, yeah, just pull up on me.
00:01:31.000 I got like six women.
00:01:32.000 Is that impressive?
00:01:34.000 Gucci slides?
00:01:34.000 No.
00:01:35.000 I see people with Gucci slides all the time.
00:01:36.000 Yeah, every black high school.
00:01:38.000 Everyone has Gucci slides.
00:01:40.000 All right, God bless you.
00:01:41.000 Hey, you'll rub my ass.
00:01:44.000 So, 60 new 60 chicks.
00:01:46.000 So you're a single man, you go there, you fornicate like once, right?
00:01:50.000 Probably as soon as you get there, you're going to be pretty horned up with ladies everywhere.
00:01:55.000 Now you're not horny anymore.
00:01:58.000 Now I want to just talk and the music's too loud.
00:02:00.000 And why are all these chicks here?
00:02:03.000 Can you get them out of here?
00:02:05.000 Like, this does not look fun to me.
00:02:07.000 And what is it?
00:02:07.000 It's like a giant...
00:02:08.000 There's 16 rooms with six girls per room.
00:02:11.000 You're going to a giant fuck hotel.
00:02:14.000 Does that sound appealing?
00:02:16.000 Maybe if you just got out of jail, yes.
00:02:18.000 You'd go somewhere else after that.
00:02:19.000 You'd be like, I'd be like, all right, music's loud.
00:02:21.000 I already got laid.
00:02:23.000 I'm going to go to a dive bar.
00:02:24.000 I got a lot of shit to think about.
00:02:26.000 The world's fucking nuts.
00:02:27.000 I have to participate in my life.
00:02:31.000 You know, they really are.
00:02:33.000 Women own these rappers.
00:02:35.000 That's not really...
00:02:36.000 That's not thug at all.
00:02:37.000 I don't know who owns whom in this scenario.
00:02:40.000 And this song sucks.
00:02:48.000 My idea is to make instrumentals and go like Men on the Street and be like, you like trap music?
00:02:52.000 Be like, yeah, Louis Verts is dope.
00:02:54.000 I'll just play instrumentals and be like, what song is this?
00:02:57.000 And be like, Drake?
00:02:59.000 No.
00:03:00.000 I made it.
00:03:01.000 By the way, people were complaining about the sound on 3 Hunks.
00:03:03.000 Yeah, 3 Hunks has been re-uploaded.
00:03:05.000 But what was the problem?
00:03:07.000 The audio processing needed to be louder.
00:03:10.000 Yeah, right now you're making the same mistake as we speak.
00:03:13.000 No, no, no, that's all in post.
00:03:15.000 That's all in post.
00:03:16.000 So what did you do?
00:03:17.000 Because that was the day that you were incredibly dumb.
00:03:20.000 I think, well.
00:03:22.000 Wasn't it?
00:03:23.000 It ended in a why.
00:03:25.000 The day.
00:03:26.000 I'm always dumb.
00:03:27.000 No, you were off.
00:03:28.000 When I picked you up and we went to that house.
00:03:32.000 Yeah.
00:03:32.000 I guess I was dumb.
00:03:34.000 I woke up real late.
00:03:35.000 Maybe you had Lyme disease.
00:03:37.000 Maybe I had a flare.
00:03:38.000 I had a flare.
00:03:39.000 Because you don't seem as stupid today.
00:03:40.000 Thanks.
00:03:41.000 I haven't had much of a chance to.
00:03:44.000 Like I was talking about when people shovel driveways, it's expensive up in the burbs and Westchester.
00:03:50.000 And you go, oh, yeah.
00:03:51.000 And I go, yeah, like they'll charge you like $120.
00:03:54.000 Oh, my God.
00:03:56.000 And then I go, the range is maybe $80 to $120.
00:03:58.000 So you go, I'll just do it myself.
00:03:59.000 Wait, you didn't say that yet?
00:04:01.000 I said $80 to $120.
00:04:03.000 Yes.
00:04:03.000 And you go, so the going rate is like $50?
00:04:07.000 Well, no, like the fair price.
00:04:10.000 What's a fair price?
00:04:11.000 Like a neighborhood rate, like what we would do in the middle of the year.
00:04:12.000 Like in the Bronx?
00:04:14.000 For like kids.
00:04:14.000 Like kids pick up a shovel, like, hey, I'll do your regard for like a hundred.
00:04:16.000 No, kids don't do it anymore, though.
00:04:19.000 It's Mexicans.
00:04:20.000 I remember I used to do it.
00:04:22.000 Certainly you did, too.
00:04:23.000 But what is a fair rate?
00:04:24.000 Let's say your neighbor.
00:04:25.000 That's not what you were saying, though.
00:04:26.000 That's what I meant.
00:04:27.000 No, you meant going rate.
00:04:28.000 What a fair rate would be, I would imagine.
00:04:30.000 30 bucks, 15.
00:04:31.000 Minimum wage is 15 bucks an hour.
00:04:34.000 You know, it should be minimum wage.
00:04:37.000 You're doing a stupid job and you're not paying any tax, and it probably takes you two hours.
00:04:43.000 So say there's two kids doing it at the same time.
00:04:46.000 No, they could do it in an hour, depending on the snow.
00:04:49.000 So two kids, they should get 15 bucks.
00:04:51.000 Give them a $5 tip, 20 bucks each.
00:04:53.000 But that's not happening anywhere around here.
00:04:56.000 I think it's 20.
00:04:57.000 In any part of the northeast whatsoever.
00:05:00.000 It would be probably three, say it was white teenagers, they'd probably be three of them, and you'd have to give 100 total.
00:05:09.000 It's just like crazy.
00:05:11.000 There was a diversity sign.
00:05:12.000 There's like, oh, diversity rules.
00:05:15.000 And then the homeowner, the white guy, is just like showing the Mexicans where to plow.
00:05:19.000 It's like, oh, here's my diversity.
00:05:20.000 That's who it's experiencing diversity.
00:05:21.000 It's exactly what you said.
00:05:22.000 They like their food, they like the service.
00:05:24.000 Oh, the suburbs around New York are very diverse in the day with their black maids and their Mexican landscapers, or I should say Hispanic landscapers and their various ethnic contractors.
00:05:37.000 But around 8 p.m., it becomes completely white.
00:05:40.000 But no one can see their signs at that time.
00:05:43.000 Wait, we're not done with little Uzi Vert, though.
00:05:45.000 I wasn't kidding.
00:05:46.000 He put a $25 million, I forgot to put this in the notes.
00:05:48.000 He put a $25 million diamond in his head.
00:05:53.000 As you could probably tell from that video, the guy has an IQ of a fish.
00:05:56.000 And I guess this is so he doesn't get robbed?
00:06:03.000 What?
00:06:05.000 That looks pretty easy just to pop off, too.
00:06:08.000 Yeah.
00:06:08.000 Unless that's the front and the backing is like a long steel bar that goes like this underneath their skin.
00:06:16.000 I feel like I could just pop that off or cut it off.
00:06:19.000 Dude, you're like a gangster rapper, whatever they're called today.
00:06:25.000 You're a target, and you're one sharp knife away from someone getting $25 million.
00:06:35.000 Oh, they're saying he's like Vision, because Vision had a stone in his head.
00:06:38.000 Well, that's the problem with the national IQ these days.
00:06:40.000 If someone sees a diamond here, they don't think of like third eye or anything remotely interesting.
00:06:45.000 They just go straight to Marvel.
00:06:46.000 That's our range.
00:06:48.000 Marvel.
00:06:50.000 Are there any more tweets there?
00:06:51.000 That's not funny.
00:06:53.000 Keep going.
00:06:55.000 Yeah, look at Marvel.
00:06:58.000 Nice cannon of resources.
00:07:04.000 It also looks like a pussy.
00:07:07.000 You have a pussy on your forehead.
00:07:10.000 What does that mean?
00:07:10.000 I like pussy?
00:07:12.000 That's him before.
00:07:14.000 None of your shitloads.
00:07:16.000 Oh, Instagram.
00:07:17.000 Let's go to his Instagram.
00:07:19.000 The source.
00:07:20.000 The source.
00:07:21.000 Are you on Brave?
00:07:22.000 Maybe you should be on Chrome.
00:07:24.000 And you've got to set up an Instagram account if you're going to be doing this job.
00:07:27.000 I got it.
00:07:31.000 Look at that.
00:07:32.000 That's a pussy.
00:07:33.000 Yeah, it does look like a pussy.
00:07:34.000 He's a fuckhead.
00:07:35.000 There's inside stuff that looks pussy-ish.
00:07:37.000 Oh, my God.
00:07:38.000 So is some of it hanging out?
00:07:40.000 That looks like botfly larvae.
00:07:43.000 Do you know what buttfly larvae is?
00:07:45.000 Yeah, it's gross.
00:07:46.000 Just pull that up on YouTube so people can see.
00:07:48.000 A botfly, they're usually around Central America.
00:07:52.000 We would get them in Costa Rica there all the time.
00:07:54.000 And they lay eggs in your head or in a cow's belly usually.
00:07:58.000 And then the eggs hatch, and then this fluorescent yellow...
00:08:02.000 No, no, sorry, eventually a fly comes out and flies away.
00:08:04.000 But what you do if you get them is you put Vaseline on your head, and then they start suffocating.
00:08:10.000 So then they work their way out to breathe.
00:08:14.000 So, in other words, and this is in my book, Death of Cool, you're its mother.
00:08:19.000 You gave birth.
00:08:20.000 You're a surrogate mother to a fly.
00:08:22.000 That's your child.
00:08:24.000 As an entomologist, I had this initially.
00:08:26.000 Also in the news.
00:08:27.000 Not in the news.
00:08:28.000 Today's book, this is just 2018, and it seems so prescient and so long ago at the same time.
00:08:35.000 How the liberal mob ruined science, journalism, and Hollywood, Outrage Inc.
00:08:40.000 by Derek Hunter.
00:08:40.000 I had one on my old show on The Blaze, and he does a really good job of covering this sort of industry we have of feigned outrage, really.
00:08:53.000 These people aren't actually outraged.
00:08:55.000 Like, they talk about violence.
00:08:57.000 Okay, so your sense of the violence.
00:08:58.000 But then when they see black-on-black crime or they see riots with that Antifa, they say, well, you know, who said riots have to be peaceful?
00:09:06.000 As Chris Cuomo said.
00:09:07.000 So it's totally insincere.
00:09:09.000 It's manufactured outrage.
00:09:11.000 And Derek, I wouldn't be recommending this if he wasn't a fantastic writer.
00:09:15.000 I think he drinks too much soda if I was to come up with a criticism of him and that's making him fat.
00:09:23.000 That's Kurt Schilling.
00:09:24.000 Okay.
00:09:26.000 It's in this episode somewhere.
00:09:30.000 Oh, good.
00:09:30.000 It's on the site because they gave me all the old CRTV stuff.
00:09:33.000 All right, it's time to drop the bomb.
00:09:35.000 No FBI.
00:09:36.000 That's him there.
00:09:37.000 No FBI.
00:09:38.000 I don't mean literally drop the bomb, please.
00:09:40.000 I know you're watching now.
00:09:41.000 We always joke to the FBI on our texts.
00:09:46.000 Hey, guys.
00:09:48.000 So Canada, let me go back a bit.
00:09:51.000 This guy, Jarmeet Singh, he runs the NDP, which is like the Green Party.
00:09:55.000 It's the AOC party of Canada.
00:09:58.000 And normally they'd be seen as a joke, but Canada's woke, so they're taken seriously.
00:10:04.000 He, after, well, actually for a while now, but especially after January 6th, he started pushing this narrative that Proud Boys need to be deemed a domestic terrorist organization.
00:10:14.000 I believe this is because Jarmeed himself is known as a radical Sikh extremist, and I believe he's not allowed into India.
00:10:24.000 Now, for some strange reason, this Sikh sees himself and Muslims as the same kind of thing.
00:10:30.000 Muslims killed a million Sikhs.
00:10:32.000 I don't know why you're pals.
00:10:33.000 Is it because you're both brown?
00:10:34.000 But I guess it's that simple.
00:10:36.000 So Jarmeed is like, I hate when I look at terrorist lists and I just see brown guys that look like me.
00:10:41.000 I want to diversify terrorism.
00:10:44.000 This is my theory for the motive.
00:10:46.000 So he kept pushing it hard and said, look, the founders from Canada, me, and they stormed the capital, ergo, Canada has a terrorism problem.
00:10:56.000 Well, I quit many years ago.
00:11:00.000 Don't go to rallies.
00:11:01.000 The picture that was showing me at a rally, that's at Berkeley where I read Ann Culture's speech on her behalf after she had been censored.
00:11:10.000 I'm not a rally guy.
00:11:12.000 I don't get it.
00:11:12.000 I went to protests when I was 18, but like the flak jackets and the fucking plates and all that, it's not my cup of tea.
00:11:20.000 Yeah, that was not a rally.
00:11:24.000 They make it look like I'm saying whoop who I'm saying Uhuru, which is a joke based on Kadzi Kadzo, the black Hitler.
00:11:33.000 So let's just go to the declaration 1-1.
00:11:42.000 Today, we have placed 13 new groups on that list, including four ideologically motivated, violent, extremist groups.
00:11:51.000 Those four groups include the Adam Woffin division, the base, the Proud Boys, and the...
00:11:58.000 Remember, they won't shut up about Adam Waffen and the base.
00:12:00.000 Remember, we looked those up?
00:12:02.000 So in both cases, they appeared...
00:12:04.000 Well, the base appeared to be...
00:12:06.000 And I have to be careful now because I know feds and lawyers are watching.
00:12:08.000 The base appeared to be.
00:12:11.000 Oh, shit.
00:12:12.000 Our sponsors.
00:12:13.000 Uh-oh.
00:12:15.000 Can you print those out?
00:12:16.000 Sure can.
00:12:17.000 The base appeared to be a honey trap, I believe it's called.
00:12:21.000 Honeypot, yep.
00:12:22.000 Where they say, honeypot, where they say, man, this country's fucked up.
00:12:26.000 We've got to do something.
00:12:27.000 We've got to kidnap the governor or something.
00:12:28.000 We're going to do this, do that.
00:12:30.000 And eventually people go, yeah, I'm in.
00:12:34.000 I do know that I've never seen the base in the news.
00:12:36.000 I've never seen them carry out anything unlike the other brown terrorist groups listed.
00:12:43.000 And then I looked up, so that seems, appears to be just an online thing.
00:12:47.000 When was the last time you heard yet another bombing by the base?
00:12:51.000 Although we did just have a bombing at a Christian church that no one's talking about.
00:12:56.000 That kind of terrorism is uncomfortable.
00:13:00.000 And then Adam Woffen, we look up, and it seems to be four kind of incel types at a random college.
00:13:08.000 And they go, they've been associated with many deaths.
00:13:11.000 And then you look up the deaths, and it's like one of them converted to Islam.
00:13:16.000 The others were mad at him for that, so they shot him.
00:13:19.000 So that's one of the deaths.
00:13:20.000 And then another death was like he was mad at his girlfriend's parents for saying they couldn't be together, so he shot them.
00:13:29.000 But the media reports it as, you know, tons of shootings and deaths surrounding them.
00:13:34.000 Yeah, who, what, where, when, why?
00:13:35.000 The five Ws.
00:13:37.000 So that, they just made them a big thing.
00:13:40.000 And you'd hear, remember Antifa would always say, Andy No creates kill lists for Adam Waffen.
00:13:47.000 Okay, that sounds terrible.
00:13:49.000 How many people that Andy No has exposed have they killed?
00:13:54.000 Can we have some quantifiable numbers here?
00:13:56.000 That's the crazy thing about this announcement is they put Proud Boys next to real deal terrorists with body counts.
00:14:04.000 What's the Proud Boys body count?
00:14:06.000 Antifa has a body count, remember?
00:14:09.000 When you add up all the Antifa who have killed themselves because they were facing court dates that Antifa pushed them to, and like that guy who got shot after shooting the MAGA supporter, Bishop, that Michael guy.
00:14:25.000 Yeah, there we did.
00:14:26.000 So go back to that.
00:14:28.000 So we have a death toll, an Antifa death toll of nine.
00:14:33.000 And remember, there was an Antifa shooting.
00:14:35.000 And like this guy, William Van Spronsen, he had been brainwashed by Antifa.
00:14:41.000 He went to ICE to do a mass shooting.
00:14:42.000 They shot him first.
00:14:44.000 I count that as an Antifa shooting.
00:14:46.000 That's an Antifa death.
00:14:47.000 Or this guy, Charlie Landeros, he went to pick up his kid at school with a gun.
00:14:51.000 The cop said, what are you doing with a gun here?
00:14:53.000 He was like, die, pig.
00:14:54.000 So they shot him.
00:14:55.000 Nathan Hose killed himself because he was facing felony charges for a riot that Antifa pushed him to.
00:15:04.000 Heather Heyer, blame Antifa because they spooked the driver.
00:15:08.000 That one's somewhat controversial.
00:15:10.000 Anyway, you have all these deaths.
00:15:11.000 He admitted it, though.
00:15:12.000 The guy admitted that he did that.
00:15:13.000 Where's the Proud Boy death count?
00:15:16.000 Well, it's coming.
00:15:17.000 Oh, I guess they'd say the five people who died at the Capitol.
00:15:21.000 Never mind the 19 and the BLM right.
00:15:23.000 That's crazy logic.
00:15:24.000 That's like someone at the Capitol was wearing a Knights of Columbus membership, and then some totally different person threw a fire extinguisher, hit a cop's head, and then Knights of Columbus now are a terrorist organization that got a cop killed.
00:15:40.000 That would never hold up in court.
00:15:41.000 I will say, though, in defense of the left, it is kind of weird how the left didn't cover the death of that cop, SickNick.
00:15:54.000 This is 1-8.
00:15:56.000 If you watched MSNBC, CNN, you'd see the funeral of SickNick.
00:16:00.000 If you watch Fox News, right-wing media, you wouldn't see it.
00:16:02.000 That's fucked up.
00:16:04.000 Poor show there, righties.
00:16:06.000 All black lives matter, no matter who killed them.
00:16:11.000 I saw this year, 45 cops have died in gunfire.
00:16:15.000 13 have died in vehicular assault.
00:16:19.000 I couldn't find any cops who have died, besides that retired sheriff who have died in the Antifa BLM riots.
00:16:26.000 There's probably been about 30 people that have been killed in those riots.
00:16:28.000 I don't think any of them are cops.
00:16:31.000 But yeah, we have to report on all cops.
00:16:34.000 Although, there have been 700 cops injured at the Antifa BLM riots.
00:16:40.000 And, yeah.
00:16:43.000 And then we just had that FBI woman shot.
00:16:46.000 You know what's this is 1-9.
00:16:49.000 So they were investigating a child porn ring.
00:16:53.000 And she shot her through the door.
00:16:57.000 I cannot find a fucking picture of this guy.
00:16:59.000 His name's David Huber.
00:17:00.000 That's pretty unusual.
00:17:02.000 I can't find the whole...
00:17:04.000 No, that's the 700 injured.
00:17:06.000 We're now over to 2-0.
00:17:10.000 I can't find a picture of this dude.
00:17:11.000 Why is that?
00:17:12.000 Yeah.
00:17:14.000 What kind of name is Huber?
00:17:15.000 Is that Hispanic?
00:17:16.000 It could be Scandinavian.
00:17:18.000 One of my friends said, this sounds really fishy, just throwing a child porn thing on there.
00:17:22.000 And like, what kind of child porn guy sits there with guns waiting for the FBI to scoop him?
00:17:27.000 I don't know.
00:17:29.000 Plenty of them.
00:17:29.000 I watched that movie Contraland last night, hoping to get some kind of a big picture on this child trafficking thing.
00:17:36.000 It started with an, I don't want to call it entrapment, but to catch a predator type of thing, which is good.
00:17:42.000 Do that.
00:17:42.000 But I'm more interested in the trafficking rings.
00:17:45.000 Then they go down to the border where we're told that the Mexicans are bringing over all these kids.
00:17:53.000 I didn't see any.
00:17:54.000 And then they go to the history of pedophilia and say it was started by this guy whose name I forget.
00:17:59.000 Okay, that's all good and dandy, but I still am seeing truckloads of kids being caught and they're being used as prostitutes.
00:18:08.000 Where do they come from?
00:18:09.000 What's their ethnicity?
00:18:10.000 Where are their parents?
00:18:11.000 Who's organizing all this?
00:18:12.000 Is it MS-13?
00:18:14.000 It's a giant black hole in modern reporting.
00:18:18.000 Anyway, let's get back to the Proud Boys thing.
00:18:25.000 This thing, too, by the way.
00:18:27.000 There's a lot of...
00:18:28.000 I think a lot of it would come from Asia and then South America too.
00:18:32.000 But this lady.
00:18:33.000 Yeah, that's Muslims.
00:18:35.000 Who cares?
00:18:36.000 Just kidding.
00:18:38.000 But yeah, that's China, the way China treats Muslims.
00:18:41.000 That's not a concern of mine.
00:18:42.000 Yes, it's one of their many human rights violations.
00:18:44.000 I'm more concerned with the sex slaves in America.
00:18:47.000 But go back to the old guy talking about Proud Boys.
00:18:52.000 The Russian Imperial Movement.
00:18:56.000 You'll notice, by the way, you have to Google all of these.
00:18:58.000 The Russian Imperial Movement?
00:19:01.000 Have you ever...
00:19:02.000 Every time I look them up today, by the way, to see what are they up to?
00:19:05.000 Where's their base?
00:19:06.000 And it was always the Proud Boys thing.
00:19:08.000 It was this.
00:19:09.000 This is the biggest thing they've done.
00:19:11.000 It's been added to this list.
00:19:15.000 Russian Imperial Movement.
00:19:17.000 Okay.
00:19:18.000 Russian imperialists are going to get us.
00:19:22.000 The base, the Proud Boys, and the Russian Imperial Movement.
00:19:26.000 We also recognize that other forms.
00:19:29.000 One does not fit in There.
00:19:30.000 Like all these serious badass people.
00:19:32.000 Well, when do you see the Islamic groups?
00:19:33.000 They're Al-Qaeda.
00:19:34.000 I'm Osama bin Laden now.
00:19:37.000 I started a group that's on the same list as Al-Qaeda.
00:19:40.000 So I heard that they were going to fight it in court.
00:19:43.000 But first of all, this is why that's going to be almost impossible.
00:19:47.000 A, you take them to court and you go, that allegation is bullshit.
00:19:50.000 There's no evidence.
00:19:51.000 And they go, let me see your evidence.
00:19:53.000 They go, we can't show you the evidence because it's a matter of national security.
00:19:58.000 Oh, well, how do we defend ourselves in court then?
00:20:01.000 How do they defend themselves in court?
00:20:03.000 I haven't been in the group for two years.
00:20:04.000 I said, don't go to January 6th.
00:20:07.000 It's a pinned tweet on censored.tv.
00:20:12.000 And then the other problem is whoever wants to put their face on that, you better be a black Muslim billionaire because you're going to be scrutinized as white supremacist terrorists for, I mean, you're basically saying investigate the living shit out of me and go through all my social media and see if you can find one thing violent.
00:20:30.000 Thirdly, what is evidence?
00:20:32.000 Like, they go on Telegram and some moronic 18-year-old goes, we should fucking kill Nancy Peloszi, the fucking bitch.
00:20:39.000 Like on some random convo?
00:20:42.000 Is that now evidence of planning insurrection?
00:20:46.000 What's like, what's someone talking shit and what's a plan?
00:20:51.000 I think the majority of the stuff I've heard, and I'm not talking about Proud Boys now, I'm talking about that when they're going to kidnap the governor, was just guys talking shit.
00:21:00.000 But anyway, that doesn't matter in this political theater that is clown world.
00:21:06.000 Violent extremism remain a serious concern, such as those motivated by religion or political.
00:21:13.000 Five Daesh affiliates have also been added now to this list, which include the Islamic State of West Africa province, Islamic State in the Greater Sahara, Islamic State in Libya, Islamic State East Asia, and the Islamic State Bangladesh.
00:21:27.000 In addition, three al-Qaeda affiliates are also being added, including Musra al-Islam wal Musalim, the Front de Liberation de Messina, and Ensardine.
00:21:39.000 And finally, we are also adding one international terrorist group, the Hezbollah Mujadeen.
00:21:45.000 This update hopefully sends a strong message that Canada will not tolerate ideological, religious, or politically motivated acts of violence.
00:21:55.000 They are all hateful, intolerant, and as we have seen, they can be dangerous.
00:22:00.000 We also know to recruit people with military experience to leverage their training.
00:22:05.000 Wait, says who?
00:22:07.000 We know they recruit people with military experience.
00:22:09.000 Maybe military experience are attracted to the groups.
00:22:13.000 Like Proud Boys in that.
00:22:15.000 Like, where do they go to military bases?
00:22:17.000 Hey, come here.
00:22:21.000 You got any purple hearts?
00:22:22.000 Yeah, I have two.
00:22:25.000 I want you to check out this men's club.
00:22:27.000 There's no recruiting.
00:22:28.000 In fact, with that club, and I assume this is true because it was true when I was there, we were like anti-recruiting.
00:22:36.000 It was trying to get the numbers low and making sure there's no Antifa and stuff, pushing people away.
00:22:40.000 There's no like going down alleyways or going to the boxing gym, going to the military base.
00:22:47.000 Hey, pss, recruiting.
00:22:49.000 Islam recruits.
00:22:53.000 Countering this group has become an important priority for the government of Canada.
00:22:57.000 Good.
00:22:57.000 In Canada, our public safety and national security.
00:23:01.000 By the way, this is the same country that awarded terrorist Omar Kader with $10 million as a sorry because they figured he had a rough time at Guantanamo.
00:23:11.000 And why was he in Guantanamo?
00:23:13.000 Because he murdered a Canadian military guy and blinded another.
00:23:20.000 One was American, one was Canadian.
00:23:23.000 But he had a rough time.
00:23:25.000 Okay.
00:23:26.000 Let's focus on Adam Waffen, shall we?
00:23:29.000 I bet there's no Adam Waffen in Canada.
00:23:33.000 Maybe not.
00:23:33.000 I bet it's not even a thing.
00:23:35.000 I bet it doesn't even exist anymore.
00:23:37.000 I bet it was a whim of some weirdos at some college three years ago.
00:23:44.000 But I'm told that this can lead to things like you can't have a Proud Boy's bank account, which I don't think there is, but you can't sell Proud Boy's merch.
00:23:54.000 And if you buy it, you're donating to terrorism.
00:23:56.000 So that's the end of Enrique stores and all that.
00:23:59.000 Fine with me.
00:24:01.000 And I think what it's really about is if there's a transgression, like a fight, and it's on, you know, near a political institution, then they can take that and blow it up into something nuts.
00:24:18.000 So if you're remotely affiliated with the Prowboys, don't jaywalk.
00:24:22.000 If you get caught with anything, if you get caught dealing pot, you're probably in an illegal drug cartel that's raising money for a terrorist group.
00:24:30.000 Next thing you know, you get 20 years for a joint.
00:24:36.000 By the way, speaking of the Capitol invasion, AOC was nowhere near it.
00:24:42.000 AOC Small A is trending on Twitter.
00:24:45.000 She was, I don't even think, a stone's throw away.
00:24:49.000 Sorry, this is 1-7.
00:24:51.000 Gotcha.
00:24:55.000 But she talked about how she was scared of the officer and she had been raped and she thought she was going to die.
00:25:02.000 And then she said, she even went so far, I remember saying your constituents, talking to Republicans, had tried to have me, no, you tried to have your constituents kill me.
00:25:12.000 But like her only argument is that I heard there was a stormy in the Capitol and I was scared way over in my office.
00:25:18.000 Okay, there's a pube of an argument there.
00:25:22.000 But then once you find out they weren't there and weren't interested in going near you, you can't stop talking about how they were there to kill you.
00:25:29.000 Look at that.
00:25:30.000 That looks like quite a little walk.
00:25:33.000 Doesn't it?
00:25:34.000 Yeah, that's the easiest thing.
00:25:35.000 If I was at the House office building and I was dying for a piss and the only bathroom at the U.S. Capitol, I would be worried about getting at least a shot spot.
00:25:43.000 Yeah, I'd go to the James Madison building.
00:25:45.000 I would be trotting.
00:25:47.000 No, the only option is the U.S. Capitol.
00:25:50.000 Oh, here I am.
00:25:51.000 I'm being a terrorist.
00:25:52.000 I'm trying to send people to the U.S. Capitol.
00:25:53.000 Remember, FBI, I said, don't go.
00:25:56.000 It's a recipe for murder.
00:25:58.000 And then murder happened.
00:25:59.000 I never get credit when I say that.
00:26:01.000 I said, don't go to Charlottesville.
00:26:02.000 It's a fucking mistake.
00:26:04.000 If you do, that's back when I was in the club.
00:26:06.000 I said, you're out of the club.
00:26:08.000 Nope.
00:26:10.000 Okay, go back to she's such a ham.
00:26:14.000 Go back to chatty guy.
00:26:19.000 What?
00:26:20.000 You shouldn't be on Wapo.
00:26:22.000 This guy.
00:26:23.000 Yeah, this guy.
00:26:23.000 Now, I think there's also a SACI video on this.
00:26:29.000 Safe from any threat, including the threat posed by terrorism.
00:26:33.000 No, but go down.
00:26:34.000 There should be.
00:26:34.000 Yeah, there's the SACI one.
00:26:37.000 So it's already at our American shores.
00:26:40.000 Earlier today, Canada designated the Cowboys as a terrorist organization, putting them alongside Al-Qaeda, ISIS, and al-Shabaab.
00:26:47.000 Does the U.S. plan to do this thing?
00:26:49.000 Find that unusual?
00:26:50.000 I've seen that, Ed.
00:26:52.000 Animal House and Al-Qaeda are the same.
00:26:56.000 And it asked certainly our team to make sure we had a little bit of guidance on that for all of you.
00:27:02.000 We, of course, have a review underway, a domestic violent extremist, a screamism, I should say, review that's underway by our national security team.
00:27:10.000 Screamism?
00:27:12.000 We just yell at all.
00:27:18.000 To take a look at violence and this type of concerning group activity across the country.
00:27:25.000 I expect we will wait for that review to conclude before we make any determinations.
00:27:31.000 It's an ongoing review, and when it's concluded, I'm sure we'll have more to say about our view.
00:27:36.000 Go ahead.
00:27:38.000 How could this not be the end of the club in the sense that who is going to clean your toilets?
00:27:43.000 Donald Trump?
00:27:44.000 Oh, no, no.
00:27:45.000 Oh, no.
00:27:45.000 I would never.
00:27:46.000 I would never.
00:27:48.000 No, but so clearly the rallies are over.
00:27:52.000 I mean, there's no way.
00:27:53.000 If you're at a rally now and you knock over a tin can, you've detonated a bomb that didn't go off because it didn't have enough bomb in it.
00:28:02.000 I cannot see how there could be another Proud Boys rally.
00:28:05.000 I can't see it.
00:28:07.000 But then you go, okay, personally, I think that's good because we go back to the original drinking club, which was just guys at a bar wearing the same shirt, doing a silly ritual where you say what the script is.
00:28:18.000 And I can't say all the things, but it's, believe me, it's water buffalo level, benign.
00:28:26.000 But then you're at a bar, say you even rent a room there.
00:28:29.000 And say there's second degrees with the punching with the cereals.
00:28:32.000 Someone's going to see that.
00:28:33.000 They're like, oh my God, there's a terrorist organization rented a room at this bar.
00:28:37.000 That bar is going to get terrorist by Antifa.
00:28:40.000 The police would come by.
00:28:42.000 I mean, Manhattan was over when Max and John went to jail.
00:28:44.000 It doesn't take a lot to kill a drinking club because you take the fun out of it.
00:28:52.000 By the way, these Russian...
00:28:54.000 Russian white supremacists.
00:28:56.000 Aren't they just a Russian supremacist?
00:28:58.000 Yeah, like, do they hate all the blacks in Russia?
00:29:01.000 Yeah, how does that work?
00:29:02.000 Russian white supremacists?
00:29:03.000 Get blacks out of Russia.
00:29:04.000 Okay.
00:29:05.000 Seems very Russian.
00:29:08.000 I believe so, yes.
00:29:10.000 Which he was not Russian.
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00:29:58.000 There's no THC in this, but I guess there are other properties in hemp that have a similar kind of a vibe.
00:30:05.000 You're not stoned, but it is euphoric.
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00:30:10.000 THC ain't all that.
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00:30:32.000 I don't know.
00:30:32.000 I'm not a doctor.
00:30:38.000 Okay, so that's all for that.
00:30:41.000 By the way, speaking of Saki, she was making fun of Space Force today.
00:30:46.000 One, two.
00:30:52.000 I think she thinks that Space Force is like that when Ron Reagan was talking about having fights in outer space.
00:31:00.000 And he thinks that we can save Earth by only shooting each other in outer space, like a space war, a Star Wars.
00:31:09.000 I think that's what Reagan called it.
00:31:12.000 I can't remember exactly if that's exactly what Reagan wanted, but Trump isn't talking about space wars, dummy.
00:31:19.000 Some funny memes take that as that.
00:31:22.000 But he's talking about the ability to attack America from outer space via satellite, via hacking our energy, our data systems, our money.
00:31:34.000 There's a million ways that satellites and space are a danger to America.
00:31:38.000 Via China.
00:31:40.000 China, why are you duplicating it?
00:31:43.000 I retweeted something about the Space Force.
00:31:45.000 And yeah, actually, this is the first time that I learned of how important it is.
00:31:49.000 Apparently, that happens every day.
00:31:50.000 People trying to hack the satellites and stuff like that.
00:31:54.000 One little piece of debris could fuck everything up.
00:31:57.000 And they have these satellites that try to do that, to mess up U.S. satellites.
00:32:01.000 Yeah, and US satellites could blow up our satellites.
00:32:04.000 We don't have bank machines and cell phones without satellites.
00:32:08.000 Well, I guess we have bank machines, but you know what I mean.
00:32:10.000 Not working ones.
00:32:11.000 ATMs, cell phones, gas.
00:32:13.000 ATMs, there was one.
00:32:14.000 Traffic lights, power grids, guided missiles, surveillance, RPAs, ground combat controller.
00:32:21.000 There's no such thing as a day without space operations.
00:32:25.000 You just don't see them.
00:32:28.000 Earth is only half the battle.
00:32:30.000 Cyber attacks, the jamming of our satellites.
00:32:33.000 Microsatellites that can create a debris field.
00:32:36.000 At 17,000 miles an hour, a piece of metal the size of a coin can be weaponized.
00:32:44.000 Now is the time for a military branch with a clear and singular focus on space.
00:32:49.000 A military branch that protects the hopes and dreams of America and our way of life as the space domain becomes more and more contested.
00:32:57.000 It's time for another giant leap.
00:33:00.000 The United States Space Force.
00:33:02.000 Okay, we got it.
00:33:02.000 We got it from the...
00:33:03.000 Sorry, I got lost here.
00:33:03.000 Is that tense?
00:33:04.000 I started watching it.
00:33:05.000 I watched the whole thing.
00:33:06.000 It was like three minutes.
00:33:08.000 Go back to Saki saying you're stupid.
00:33:10.000 They're just like planes.
00:33:12.000 I don't know who she's quoting.
00:33:13.000 I guess Trump said they're just like planes or who said they're just like planes?
00:33:19.000 No, that's the update.
00:33:20.000 Sorry.
00:33:22.000 Yeah, so she got made fun of, and then she went and looked it up and realized she probably saw the video you just saw.
00:33:27.000 But I guess I didn't include the original clip.
00:33:29.000 Just go, Sacky.
00:33:31.000 They're the new planes.
00:33:43.000 So I wonder who said that originally.
00:33:50.000 No, you fucking loser.
00:33:53.000 Well, you really know how to kill the momentum of this show, don't you?
00:33:56.000 Saki Space Force Planes, let me teach you how to Google.
00:34:03.000 Okay, we go.
00:34:05.000 We scroll down.
00:34:06.000 Here we are.
00:34:06.000 Watching Ryan at work, folks.
00:34:09.000 Let's see him go.
00:34:10.000 Okay.
00:34:11.000 Ah, the plane of today.
00:34:12.000 The president has made a decision on keeping or keeping the scope of the Space Force.
00:34:17.000 Wow, Space Force.
00:34:20.000 It's the plane of today.
00:34:23.000 It is an interesting question.
00:34:25.000 I am happy to check with our Space Force point of contact.
00:34:29.000 I'm not sure who that is.
00:34:30.000 I will find out and see if we have any update on that.
00:34:32.000 Why don't you know who he is?
00:34:35.000 Pretty major guy to know.
00:34:37.000 You know why I think she's making that joke?
00:34:39.000 Because lots of people thought that Space Force was just that.
00:34:42.000 In fact, they did a whole movie about it with the office guy.
00:34:46.000 Michael, what's not Michael?
00:34:48.000 Stephen.
00:34:49.000 It was a show.
00:34:50.000 Yeah, Space Force.
00:34:50.000 It was a show?
00:34:51.000 So it was like there's a Dom president named Blonald Vrump, and he has Steve Carell, yep.
00:35:01.000 Run Space Force, and it's some ridiculous outer space thing because the people at Netflix didn't even look it up.
00:35:10.000 They just assumed whatever some chick said on Twitter was true.
00:35:14.000 How embarrassing is that?
00:35:16.000 Yeah, look at this buffoon.
00:35:24.000 With this oath.
00:35:25.000 Is that enough of the Proud Boys thing?
00:35:28.000 I mean, I'm annoyed at them.
00:35:32.000 Without January 6th, they wouldn't have had this fodder.
00:35:36.000 Good work, guys.
00:35:37.000 You happy?
00:35:38.000 Did you enjoy yourself?
00:35:40.000 Did you help society?
00:35:42.000 Did you help Max and John in prison?
00:35:45.000 Way to fucking go.
00:35:46.000 And of course, look at that.
00:35:47.000 They use a picture of them from a totally different rally.
00:35:51.000 Does the photo caption say that?
00:35:54.000 I can't read it.
00:35:56.000 Freedom Plaza.
00:35:56.000 Okay, few.
00:35:57.000 December 13th.
00:35:59.000 I don't see any Canadian flags there.
00:36:01.000 It looks like this is in America.
00:36:03.000 No, the rationale is that it's a terrorist group doing terrorism all over the place, for example, Canada.
00:36:09.000 I mean, for example, America.
00:36:11.000 Here's an example in America.
00:36:13.000 And they could be doing this here next.
00:36:15.000 So I want to make sure they don't.
00:36:17.000 Of course, I'm all over it.
00:36:18.000 Why am I still all over this shit?
00:36:21.000 I was so wasted at that speech.
00:36:23.000 I don't even remember it.
00:36:24.000 I just, I did my old, if loving America and wanting the family and wanting free speech is radical, then I guess I'm a radical.
00:36:34.000 Go, but down.
00:36:35.000 But at least they include at the very end, McInnes has described the group as a politically incorrect men's club for Western chauvinists and denies affiliations with far-right extreme groups that overtly espouse racist and anti-Semitic views.
00:36:48.000 McInnis sued the Southern Poverty Law Center, claiming it defamed him when it designated the Proud Boys as a hate group.
00:36:56.000 And then...
00:36:57.000 Nice to see them reporting facts.
00:37:01.000 And then there's Carl Kyle.
00:37:03.000 Wait a minute.
00:37:04.000 My notes here don't have Lil Uzi Vert, but the Google Doc you have does.
00:37:10.000 Doesn't it?
00:37:11.000 Yeah.
00:37:12.000 Did you...
00:37:12.000 No, my notes are old.
00:37:14.000 Yours are 1% newer.
00:37:16.000 But you've got to look when I'm talking about Lil Uzi Vert and know that it's chronological.
00:37:21.000 But that's just the song, or is there that...
00:37:22.000 That's just the song.
00:37:23.000 Oh, okay.
00:37:24.000 Yeah.
00:37:24.000 So yeah, you should have a Kyle Rittenhouse thing.
00:37:26.000 I do.
00:37:27.000 Where he's just been arrested for violating his bail.
00:37:30.000 What?
00:37:32.000 I mean, his bond, whatever.
00:37:33.000 Whatever that is.
00:37:34.000 That's the same as bail, right?
00:37:36.000 And you go, holy shit, that's terrible.
00:37:37.000 What a dummy.
00:37:38.000 What's he doing?
00:37:40.000 And then the usual reporting.
00:37:42.000 Of course, this is Twitter, so it's Teen Girl Central, but scroll down.
00:37:46.000 Any more?
00:37:48.000 Yeah, look at this.
00:37:48.000 Cassidy Williams.
00:37:49.000 Click on her.
00:37:50.000 This is where we're getting our news from.
00:37:52.000 Our babysitters.
00:37:54.000 Hey, babysitter, what's going on in the world?
00:37:58.000 So she wants you to know that your kids went to bed a little late, and Johnny was kind of bratty, not very well-behaved.
00:38:07.000 Oh, and Kyle Rittenhouse violated his bail.
00:38:11.000 And then if you look at...
00:38:14.000 Wait, have I got the...
00:38:14.000 Yeah, I think I have the one in there where she says that he was with Proud Boys.
00:38:23.000 That's the only thing there.
00:38:25.000 Oh, it's a Cassidy Williams thing.
00:38:29.000 There we go.
00:38:30.000 Indeed, the defendant has already demonstrated his carefree attitude by going to a bar immediately after his arraignment on January 5th and drinking three beers in the company of known proud boys while flashing white supremacist signs and wearing a free as fuck shirt.
00:38:43.000 He was in a bar.
00:38:44.000 He's underage.
00:38:44.000 You can drink underage in Wisconsin, which seems to freak everyone out.
00:38:49.000 The mentality with that rule is I'd rather my kids, if they're going to have a beer at a bar, I was there to make sure they didn't drive drunk.
00:38:56.000 I'm not saying it's a good or bad law.
00:38:57.000 I'm just saying people seem incapable of understanding That.
00:39:00.000 And wearing a free as fuck shirt is retarded.
00:39:04.000 Yes, I'm not going to defend that.
00:39:06.000 And then the white supremacist thing was this, which we've explained 9 million times, just means liberals are nuts about racism.
00:39:15.000 It's not a white supremacist thing.
00:39:17.000 Yes, white supremacists use it.
00:39:18.000 Everyone who hates liberals use it.
00:39:21.000 It means, ooh, calm down, losers.
00:39:23.000 You think everything is racist.
00:39:25.000 In fact, 4chan made you think this is racist because you're dumb.
00:39:32.000 So then you keep reading.
00:39:34.000 Sorry, you keep going back to that.
00:39:36.000 And then you realize this is way deep down.
00:39:38.000 You've got to really dig for this, but you just had it.
00:39:40.000 You just had it up there.
00:39:41.000 You lost it.
00:39:42.000 Rittenhouse's attorney, Mark Richards, countered in his own motion Wednesday that death threats have driven Rittenhouse into an undisclosed safe house.
00:39:52.000 Oh.
00:39:54.000 Richards said that he offered to give prosecutors a new address in November if they would keep it secret, but they refused.
00:40:03.000 I guess they said we can't guarantee that it won't get out.
00:40:07.000 He said Rittenhouse has stayed in constant contact with him, Associated Press.
00:40:12.000 So Antifa must be calling saying, we're going to kill you.
00:40:15.000 They must be viable threats.
00:40:16.000 So they go somewhere super secret and then they go, you're not allowed to leave your house.
00:40:21.000 That's a violation of your bail.
00:40:23.000 Well, it was violate my bail or die.
00:40:24.000 And I told you guys.
00:40:26.000 But because of some bureaucracy, you said, you see how hard it is to get to the actual story?
00:40:32.000 Do you see how far perception and reality have drifted?
00:40:36.000 It's space wars.
00:40:39.000 They're the planes of today.
00:40:42.000 And they're this far apart.
00:40:44.000 As much as I love you, which is this much.
00:40:48.000 Also unavoidable to notice in the news today, Marjorie Taylor Green.
00:40:54.000 Now, the left's view is she's a fucking evil nut who chased, this is what a lawyer told me today.
00:41:02.000 She chased a kid who was at Sandy Hook and harassed him and told him it didn't happen.
00:41:08.000 I'm like, all right, I like to play devil's advocate and defend people.
00:41:12.000 That's a little rich.
00:41:14.000 I'm out.
00:41:15.000 And even denying Sandy Hook, I'm obviously out.
00:41:18.000 That's fucking crazy.
00:41:20.000 But then you start, you have to dig and dig.
00:41:23.000 And there's no way to Google, like, what did she actually say?
00:41:26.000 Like, what was the actual quote?
00:41:30.000 So the left's view is that this crazy psychotic bitch gets a standing ovation from Republicans as she avoids punishment for QAdon claims.
00:41:37.000 Georgia Rep mocks Kevin McCarthy as all talking, calls Mitch McConnell Mr. Big Turtle, as she escapes censure for conspiracy theories.
00:41:43.000 I saw a cool picture of her with a mask that said censored.
00:41:46.000 And I was like, I hope this woman isn't nuts because I want to back her.
00:41:53.000 I'm not saying I'm going to back her, but what they're saying about her is not entirely accurate.
00:42:00.000 For example, yeah, there it is.
00:42:03.000 We'll put a .tv on there in Photoshop.
00:42:05.000 Yeah.
00:42:06.000 So go to 1.6.
00:42:11.000 She was at...
00:42:13.000 This is not Sandy Hook.
00:42:14.000 Like, okay, you have the thing with the comment on the thing of a doodle, right?
00:42:19.000 Let's show that first.
00:42:22.000 So the Sandy Hook never happened thing, which is unforgivable.
00:42:29.000 She didn't really endorse it.
00:42:31.000 It was on some random chat.
00:42:33.000 Was it Facebook?
00:42:35.000 So some guy on Facebook, and maybe she'd had a few whines, he does this long thing about we the people have under a silent attack from our own government ever since Bush one took office 911 was done by our own government I don't agree with that but plenty of rational people do to work at wielding away our gun rights the following I have been sending and even tweet a screenshot of probably 100 times read and do some research stock the fuck up on guns and ammo look at the first initials of the name of the school in Florida Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School then think mass shooting department
00:45:38.000 we don't know when this video was taken he just said it was it but the headline says he he was, she was harassing him after the shooting, calling it a false flag, because the initial thing gets tangled into false flag.
00:45:50.000 And then when I talked to my lawyer buddy, that was he's chasing a little kid saying Sandy Hook didn't happen.
00:45:55.000 Like, we gotta fucking look up the facts, folks.
00:45:58.000 I know we're living in incurious times, and I know you want stuff to fit your narrative, but when you see the right ignoring SickNick's funeral and you're a righty, you have to call it out.
00:46:08.000 Similarly, this woman bugging David Hogg is not chasing a Sandy Hook kid down the street.
00:46:14.000 Go back to it, Ryan.
00:46:15.000 Don't pull away from things till I say to.
00:46:20.000 Go to the beginning.
00:46:23.000 Okay, not that, I guess.
00:46:26.000 David, why are you supporting the red flag laws?
00:46:28.000 Video surfaced Wednesday showing U.S. Representative Marjorie Taylor Green following David Hogg near the U.S. Capitol, harassing him and trying to goad him into responding.
00:46:42.000 Hogg became a gun control activist after the Parkland massacre on February 14th, 2018.
00:46:47.000 So the red flag gun law, I don't know exactly what it is, but I assume it's some sort of like if someone was in a domestic abuse situation or someone has a history of drugs, then they raise a red flag and they can't have a gun.
00:47:00.000 He's a gun activist.
00:47:01.000 She's a gun activist.
00:47:03.000 Because she made a drunken comment, and I'm guessing it's drunken, on Facebook doesn't mean she's denying that he was shot at.
00:47:11.000 Also, didn't he leave or something and come back?
00:47:16.000 It permits police or family members to petition a state court to order a temporary removal of firearms from a person based on pretty much whatever.
00:47:25.000 Yeah.
00:47:26.000 So it sounds like it could become overreaching.
00:47:28.000 Yeah, you might not have done anything wrong.
00:47:30.000 You know what's really going on here?
00:47:31.000 They're going to be able to, oh shit, we forgot to cut the show off in half an hour.
00:47:35.000 They're going to be able to say, this conspiracy theories are illegal.
00:47:40.000 And now a pro-gun activist can't say to an anti-gun activist, why do you support the red flag law?
00:47:46.000 Because they can convert that into you're saying his school shooting didn't happen.
00:47:50.000 And now what she says is illegal.
00:47:52.000 That's the end game here, folks.
00:47:54.000 Anyway, we're going to keep talking a bit.
00:47:58.000 Actually, let's just make this a long one.
00:48:00.000 Who is a Republican QAnon promoter was elected in November to a Georgia congressional seat.
00:48:05.000 People combing through her social media have found bizarre utterances from the past, including her assertion that the Stoneman Douglas massacre was a false flag operation.
00:48:15.000 The exact timing said this is all true about a random rant.
00:48:21.000 It was highlighted on Twitter on Wednesday by Fred Guttenberg, whose daughter Jamie was killed in the shooting.
00:48:27.000 The video appears to show both of them in Washington, where they'd been separately making cases on gun-related issues.
00:48:43.000 She complained that he was able to secure with U.S. senators, but she wasn't able to get any.
00:48:49.000 You're retracting our Second Amendment.
00:48:52.000 We have nothing to say.
00:48:54.000 No words.
00:48:55.000 Come on, Walking.
00:48:57.000 It's terrible that she said this is all true and included crazy shit in there.
00:49:00.000 And if she's ever said unequivocally, Sandy Hook didn't happen, she's dead to me.
00:49:06.000 But I need harder evidence than random Facebook comments.
00:49:11.000 I don't think we need to wipe out politicians' entire careers because they responded strangely to a Facebook comment.
00:49:20.000 All right, Ryan, here's a fun idea since we're so far ahead.
00:49:24.000 What is that?
00:49:24.000 Prepares to punish?
00:49:27.000 Just a couple hours ago.
00:49:30.000 Prepares to punish.
00:49:31.000 Prepare to punish!
00:49:33.000 From stun to pun-ish.
00:49:37.000 Republican entire house, thanks for a stream of bizarre comments and conspiracy theories she's been propounding for years.
00:49:43.000 You know what?
00:49:44.000 I think I have heard her talk about false flags.
00:49:49.000 I think.
00:49:49.000 Maybe we should have done a little more research.
00:49:51.000 Wait, go back to school shootings.
00:49:53.000 Oh, shit.
00:49:56.000 Don't cut away from things until I say so.
00:49:58.000 Shall I say, like, that's it next time?
00:50:06.000 So, school shootings.
00:50:09.000 Green's unfounded views include the notion.
00:50:11.000 See, this is what I kept finding in my research.
00:50:14.000 Her crazy views include the notion that this didn't happen and that didn't happen.
00:50:17.000 They were false flag events.
00:50:19.000 Like, that's terrible.
00:50:20.000 Can I see the actual quotes?
00:50:23.000 And then they talk to other people who are outraged.
00:50:26.000 They talk to the parents of the victims who are outraged that it happened.
00:50:29.000 And you're like, I need the actual quote.
00:50:32.000 I know it's an outrageous thing to say.
00:50:33.000 I know it would make the families cry.
00:50:36.000 Conspiracy theories.
00:50:40.000 Among them made anti-Semitic and Islamic statements.
00:50:44.000 What are they?
00:50:46.000 You can't just...
00:50:47.000 Green has many more beliefs.
00:50:49.000 And by the way, this is terrible writing.
00:50:51.000 You don't say what people's beliefs are.
00:50:53.000 You can say it seems like they believe this.
00:50:56.000 And commented about many more subjects, some of which were known before she was elected, other that have come to light since.
00:51:01.000 Among them, made anti-Semitic and Islamophobic statements.
00:51:04.000 Supported a comment suggesting a bullet to the head of House of Speaker Nancy Pelosi and killing other national leaders and FBI agents.
00:51:12.000 Okay, that's terrible.
00:51:13.000 Can I see that, please?
00:51:17.000 Just look her up, her name and bullet to the head.
00:51:22.000 Is this someone just dumb with her like button?
00:51:29.000 Because I wouldn't, I know, well, we're gonna have a special episode for the feds.
00:51:33.000 I'd hate to be sitting here advocating for murder.
00:51:38.000 Let's see.
00:51:40.000 But every time you, especially, well, the Washington Examiners.
00:51:43.000 Oh, she liked the comment of something.
00:51:46.000 Hold on.
00:51:46.000 Okay, but was there anything else in it?
00:51:48.000 And I'm sick of liking comments, meaning you advocate the comment.
00:51:53.000 Back when I was allowed on social media, I would like things so I could reference them later.
00:51:59.000 Fake news, CNN is writing another hippie.
00:52:01.000 So many folks in my time for winning political office.
00:52:02.000 I'm never back down to the enemy, blah, blah, blah.
00:52:05.000 And they are coming after me.
00:52:07.000 But see, now she's being equally ambiguous.
00:52:09.000 I feel like a judge here.
00:52:10.000 I don't care what your emotions are.
00:52:13.000 What did you say?
00:52:16.000 Look a bullet.
00:52:18.000 This was the thing.
00:52:19.000 She liked the thing, but here's another one.
00:52:21.000 Wait, let me see what she liked.
00:52:24.000 Well, here's a crime punishable by death, but she's not guilty of treason, according to CNN.
00:52:29.000 In a video from taken inside of the speaker's office, Green said she would suffer, said Pelosi would suffer death or she'll be imprisoned for her treason.
00:52:37.000 But the liking of the...
00:52:39.000 Wait, in a speech posted to Facebook, Green reportedly said, quote, and it's a crime punishable by death is what treason is.
00:52:47.000 Nancy Pelosi is guilty of treason, according to CNN.
00:52:50.000 And in a video from February, blah, blah, blah, from inside the speaker's office, Green said Pelosi would suffer death or she'll be in prison for her treason.
00:52:59.000 I mean, she's not calling for her to be killed in that instance, and the punishment for treason is death.
00:53:06.000 But it's a long process, and the state does it.
00:53:11.000 So if you're advocating for the state to investigate treason, is that a crime?
00:53:14.000 I don't know.
00:53:15.000 Again, I hate, I don't want to defend someone where I'm not familiar with 100% of what she said, but it sounds like all these smoking guns are fucking smoking turds.
00:53:25.000 Here's a great one, too.
00:53:26.000 Somebody said, oh, she posted a picture of her with an AK-47 next to AOC, like across from her.
00:53:34.000 And I was like, I have to shoot her.
00:53:35.000 Okay, that's bad.
00:53:36.000 And here it is.
00:53:38.000 That's an AR-15.
00:53:40.000 No, that's her saying I'm a badass.
00:53:42.000 And then them being in the background.
00:53:44.000 I love how they say AK-47.
00:53:45.000 Well, remember Roger Stone got in big shit for his trial, which was Enrique's doing, by the way, where they said he had a gun and he posted a target on the judge's head saying, kill her.
00:53:59.000 And you go, that's fucking terrible.
00:54:02.000 What are you crazy?
00:54:04.000 And then you realize, no, it's a collage of whatever that news source is, counter currents or whatever it is, Criterion.
00:54:14.000 That's their logo.
00:54:16.000 So they have their logo in the background and then her in the foreground.
00:54:21.000 That's not a crosshairs on her face.
00:54:26.000 And how many times did they talk about killing Trump?
00:54:31.000 How many people, how many celebrities talked about killing Trump?
00:54:35.000 Johnny Depp, Madonna, fantasizing about killing Trump.
00:54:39.000 All right, anyway, let's, for the first time ever, I think, let's include the mailbag into the free podcast.
00:54:48.000 We've already gone so far off, why not give them more?
00:54:51.000 Usually we only do half an hour.
00:54:55.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
00:54:59.000 Let's turn our eyes together.
00:55:10.000 Mindy.
00:55:11.000 Hey, Gavin, Ryan, claiming something is a false flag doesn't mean you don't believe it happened.
00:55:16.000 It usually means that the person believes it was set up to happen by the government to facilitate a certain agenda.
00:55:22.000 For example, gun control.
00:55:24.000 Some people claim the Syrian gas attack was a false flag in order to go to war with Assad.
00:55:29.000 That makes a lot more sense.
00:55:32.000 Thank you, Mindy.
00:55:38.000 Hey guys, I recently bought a 3D printer.
00:55:39.000 My first project, I created something I think the world really needs.
00:55:42.000 These are small tests.
00:55:43.000 I would send them if I knew where to send them to.
00:55:45.000 I want to thank you for being there.
00:55:47.000 Censor.tv has become an integral part of my daily routine.
00:55:49.000 I've given up on all news.
00:55:49.000 Having a show like Ed Omilana has helped me to maintain my insanity through this fucking debacle of a year as we descend into becoming another socialist shithole.
00:55:56.000 I look forward to Beef Squad.
00:55:57.000 They never disappoint.
00:55:58.000 Soph and Lotus are treasures.
00:55:59.000 Give hope for the future.
00:56:03.000 Wow.
00:56:04.000 So what did he do?
00:56:06.000 He made them out of clay and then plugged them into a 3D printer?
00:56:09.000 Or designed them via the internet, right?
00:56:13.000 The 3D printer thing?
00:56:14.000 Is that how that works?
00:56:15.000 Yeah, you create a file.
00:56:16.000 I bought a 3D printer.
00:56:18.000 Yeah.
00:56:18.000 Oh, I see.
00:56:19.000 You can make something on the internet and then the 3D printer just sort of fills in the gaps.
00:56:23.000 That's a good bobblehead, too.
00:56:26.000 You look like a drug dealer down on your luck.
00:56:29.000 Yeah.
00:56:31.000 You look like you're getting pushed out by some more important drug dealers and you've lost your little racket and your life's in danger and you just need to sell like two more bags.
00:56:43.000 Dude, they have zebra crocs.
00:56:45.000 They're not really desperate, though, are they, drug dealers?
00:56:47.000 Unless they're doing drugs.
00:56:49.000 They're more like, this sucks.
00:56:50.000 Are those Yeezys or zebra crocs?
00:56:53.000 I'm on the lawn.
00:56:54.000 Get it?
00:56:54.000 Get off my lawn.
00:56:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:56:57.000 Wayne Dupree, Dusty Bogan, atheism is inevitable.
00:57:02.000 I cannot watch the train wreck that is Copper Cab.
00:57:05.000 Even Milo has found his voice and has figured out a way to leave the funny to Gavin.
00:57:09.000 Gary's mailbag codifies me.
00:57:10.000 You know what I like about Gary's mailbag is people are analyzing it.
00:57:14.000 And they're like, I think he has a reverse lisp.
00:57:17.000 You can tell he's spitting on the mic when he talks.
00:57:19.000 Who cleans that mic?
00:57:24.000 And he was apparently very good at science when he was a young man.
00:57:27.000 Maybe he got dumb when he became gay.
00:57:30.000 Yeah, he turned into a himbo.
00:57:32.000 And I just, it made me, it brought me so much joy to know that people are analyzing fucking Gary.
00:57:36.000 Imagine he was a stone-cold, stunning hottie and just getting blown.
00:57:40.000 Gary, let me blow you.
00:57:42.000 Imagine that guy could see Gary today.
00:57:46.000 Gary's made like codifies me to what kind souls are running the show.
00:57:49.000 There's very little that I skip on the lineup.
00:57:56.000 I need it out for Bud shirt.
00:57:57.000 Unfortunately, I'm still in XL.
00:57:59.000 Guys, stop being fat.
00:58:01.000 We don't sell fat sizes.
00:58:03.000 That's not true.
00:58:07.000 Motolikus.
00:58:10.000 Dear Kilty and soy sauce.
00:58:11.000 Who would ever in a million years have ever thought Marilyn Manson would ever be an unsavory character or an unsafe person to be around?
00:58:23.000 Yeah, what was he wearing?
00:58:26.000 Spencer says, Magatanamo Bay.
00:58:32.000 Is that what I called it today?
00:58:34.000 I've got live letters.
00:58:36.000 Sounds like a sweet place to be sent as long as it's on a remote island in the Caribbean.
00:58:40.000 Okay, thanks for your two cents.
00:58:44.000 The show is too quiet.
00:58:47.000 You can't hear it if you're watching it on your phone or a tablet.
00:58:49.000 I have to connect my speaker in order to hear it.
00:58:52.000 I keep hearing that.
00:58:56.000 I'm actually getting clipping.
00:58:57.000 Look, if you see up here, if you go, hey, if you, it says audio is clipped.
00:59:04.000 What does that mean clipped?
00:59:05.000 Like, it hits the point of distortion.
00:59:08.000 But that's through the live stream.
00:59:10.000 I'm recording it.
00:59:11.000 Where we're recording it, we're not getting clipping.
00:59:16.000 This is.
00:59:17.000 I keep hearing that.
00:59:20.000 I'm still...
00:59:20.000 I'm actually getting clipping.
00:59:22.000 Look, if you see up here...
00:59:23.000 Oh, that's us.
00:59:24.000 If you go, hey, if you have audio is clipped.
00:59:29.000 What does that mean, clipped?
00:59:30.000 I mean, it is.
00:59:31.000 It definitely, like, 10 should be louder than that.
00:59:33.000 But that's definitely a lot of fun.
00:59:34.000 Our live streams are always lower than the average show.
00:59:38.000 Okay, we got to fix that, Ryan.
00:59:39.000 On your downtime, instead of playing guitar on a YouTube, try to solve problems.
00:59:49.000 You basically, this is like the Lando Calarisian, and you have to be in there tinkering on your downtime.
00:59:54.000 I've tinkered with it, but look, I'm going to raise it up, but we're already in the red.
00:59:58.000 Look at that red.
01:00:00.000 That's not good.
01:00:00.000 So I'm going to bump it up to seven decibels above.
01:00:04.000 So it should be louder now.
01:00:06.000 Checking one, two, three.
01:00:07.000 Check it.
01:00:07.000 One, two, three.
01:00:08.000 Let's see if it distorts.
01:00:10.000 I'll open it up and shrink it out.
01:00:12.000 Someone sent us a sacky is stupid bumper, because we have a feeling it's going to become a regular segment.
01:00:20.000 Okay, turn on the table.
01:00:21.000 He spoke today as you all stopped.
01:00:23.000 We are safe.
01:00:23.000 He is safe.
01:00:24.000 Ryan, you're this.
01:00:25.000 Again, you're fucking up.
01:00:26.000 I just want that.
01:00:27.000 I just want to see if we're going to sound like shit now.
01:00:29.000 He spoke today as you all stop.
01:00:32.000 We are safe.
01:00:32.000 You understand there's a show going on, though, as you do this test.
01:00:35.000 I want to make sure that it's audible.
01:00:36.000 Okay, show that.
01:00:41.000 He spoke today, as you all stopped.
01:00:43.000 We are safe.
01:00:44.000 He is safe.
01:00:44.000 You are all safe.
01:00:46.000 I don't have anything new for you on that, and we'll circle back with you directly.
01:00:49.000 Stay tuned.
01:00:50.000 We'll do this again tomorrow.
01:00:51.000 And now it's time for...
01:00:53.000 Sacky is stupid.
01:00:55.000 That is terrible and good at the same time.
01:00:58.000 I love that.
01:00:59.000 Okay, now do you want to test to see if it's yeah, let me see.
01:01:04.000 So just say stuff.
01:01:07.000 Okay.
01:01:13.000 What doesn't sound bad?
01:01:14.000 That doesn't sound bad at all.
01:01:15.000 So you've been fucking up.
01:01:18.000 You know, a little bit of red is good.
01:01:19.000 Have you been having no red?
01:01:21.000 No.
01:01:22.000 Check, check, check.
01:01:23.000 Oh, that clip.
01:01:23.000 Check, check, check.
01:01:24.000 All right, wait, I want to hear that.
01:01:25.000 Check, check, check.
01:01:26.000 Sounded harmful to my monitors.
01:01:29.000 All right, let's stop doing sound tests live on air.
01:01:32.000 It's fucking embarrassing.
01:01:33.000 Hey, Rye guys, sorry to hack your system, but this message is for the big cheese.
01:01:37.000 You have been deplatformed from everything, including grocery stores.
01:01:40.000 Your family is starving.
01:01:41.000 In order to make it through the winter, you decide you need to consume a small amount of your own waste for calories.
01:01:46.000 Would you rather have one meal of poop and pea per week that you have to eat, or have two regular meals during the week with poop or pee?
01:01:56.000 One poop, one pee mixed into them?
01:02:02.000 I think I've heard this one before, by the way.
01:02:05.000 This is from like a book.
01:02:10.000 What do you think?
01:02:11.000 Would you rather just get it over with in a poop meal or have like a porridge with some poo in it?
01:02:16.000 I think I'd rather just get it over with.
01:02:19.000 Because like you're eating porridge and then you get a log.
01:02:23.000 But then with the with the drink, I'd like to have my orange juice, like my pea, and then have like tons of orange flavoring.
01:02:32.000 What are you doing?
01:02:33.000 That one sounds weird.
01:02:35.000 That one sounds word.
01:02:36.000 Oh, is your tiny brain trying to figure this out?
01:02:38.000 I'm eating poop in my brain right now.
01:02:39.000 It's not easy.
01:02:40.000 Well, and drinking poop.
01:02:41.000 Your brain is poop.
01:02:43.000 Well, I guess then it'll make me stronger.
01:02:48.000 I think I'm going to go with mix it.
01:02:50.000 Because I said you'll hit a log, but maybe I'll mash it up.
01:02:53.000 Oh, God.
01:02:54.000 That might ruin me.
01:02:54.000 I could put so much spice.
01:02:55.000 Isn't that why Indians have spice?
01:02:57.000 Because their food's so disgusting?
01:02:58.000 I could put tons of spices.
01:03:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:00.000 Definitely.
01:03:01.000 Tons of flavorings and stuff.
01:03:02.000 Maybe you wouldn't be able to taste the shit.
01:03:04.000 You don't want to eat raw shit.
01:03:05.000 I mean, eating raw shit, you couldn't get chittier than that.
01:03:08.000 That's shit.
01:03:10.000 Like, exponential shit.
01:03:13.000 No, it's exactly 100% shit.
01:03:15.000 That's not exponential.
01:03:18.000 Okay, now we'll go to the final video.
01:03:23.000 Which is a fun thing we do at the end of every show for those of you who aren't aware of the show.
01:03:41.000 Finally, after the longest wait, we have a new one from Bob Mineri.
01:03:46.000 A man almost as funny as, what's it called?
01:03:50.000 Crime?
01:03:52.000 What's the crime guys again?
01:03:54.000 Crime hoods?
01:03:56.000 Nope.
01:03:56.000 Mobbin.
01:03:57.000 Shizmobbin.
01:03:58.000 Nope.
01:03:58.000 The crime guys are like, what hood is this?
01:04:02.000 I thought it was shizmobbin, bro.
01:04:03.000 No, it's not!
01:04:05.000 Crime?
01:04:06.000 Don't insist on something.
01:04:08.000 Crime face.
01:04:09.000 Crime faces.
01:04:10.000 You got the crime face shop, but where's crime face?
01:04:16.000 No, it's one word.
01:04:18.000 Holy shit.
01:04:21.000 No, that's not it.
01:04:22.000 You bad.
01:04:22.000 Live from Sky Fox One.
01:04:23.000 This bad boy is coming to an end.
01:04:25.000 He's fucked.
01:04:26.000 Nowhere to go.
01:04:26.000 Crime faces, yes.
01:04:28.000 Okay, now we have to show a crime face just to catch everyone up.
01:04:33.000 Fight night, Joey Spencer set it off with a bonsai.
01:04:36.000 Spun him.
01:04:37.000 Cork screwed him.
01:04:38.000 Head overhand right, moved him.
01:04:40.000 Talking like you crazy.
01:04:41.000 Now you crawling like a baby.
01:04:42.000 That was a shocker.
01:04:44.000 But he gets back up.
01:04:45.000 He wants to get right back to it.
01:04:46.000 But he's tired.
01:04:48.000 He wants to get his hands on him, but he lost focus.
01:04:49.000 He let his emotions get the best of him.
01:04:51.000 So off the break, he abandons all habitude, and your man Zeus starts going whackadoo.
01:04:55.000 He went goon.
01:04:56.000 That ain't gonna cut it.
01:04:57.000 The ref deducts the point.
01:04:58.000 Now let's continue to the inevitable.
01:05:00.000 He comes already defeated.
01:05:01.000 Bullshit jabbed down.
01:05:02.000 He could have yelled.
01:05:03.000 He would have fell.
01:05:04.000 And he gota yelled he would have fell.
01:05:06.000 It's over, Hover.
01:05:07.000 He starts beefing with the ref.
01:05:09.000 Hit the auto start.
01:05:10.000 Warm up the car.
01:05:11.000 Fun fact: that's Isaiah Selden, son of former heavyweight champ Bruce Selden.
01:05:15.000 lost to Iron Mike that infamous night in Vegas when Pac got shot.
01:05:19.000 It's just a loss, dog.
01:05:20.000 Life goes on.
01:05:21.000 It's better days.
01:05:21.000 Keep your head up.
01:05:23.000 Fight night.
01:05:24.000 That would suck.
01:05:25.000 Your dad was a champ, but he lost it all.
01:05:27.000 And then you come to, just like the movie Creed, you come to settle the score, but no, then you get your ass kicked.
01:05:33.000 All right, now that we've cleaned our palate and I'm not mad anymore, let's do Bob Muneri.
01:05:39.000 But it's coming to an end.
01:05:40.000 He's fucked.
01:05:41.000 Nowhere to go, running into oncoming traffic and running out of options.
01:05:45.000 And also running towards a family of fives fucking minivan.
01:05:48.000 Leaps on that bad boy, and he is surrounded, about to go to clinky.
01:05:53.000 And it's only a matter of time.
01:05:55.000 Yep, there it is.
01:05:56.000 Fucking spear to the ground and taken down.
01:05:58.000 Live from Sky Fox One.
01:06:00.000 This bad boy is coming to an end.
01:06:01.000 He's fucked.
01:06:02.000 All right, and that's how we usually end the shows, folks.
01:06:05.000 Maybe we'll have a little summary here.
01:06:07.000 I think it's insane that the Prowboys have been designated a terrorist organization.
01:06:12.000 I think it's only a matter of time before this same bizarre rationale creeps south of the border to America, and it's likely going to be the end of the club.
01:06:23.000 I guess that'll be a boon to America's safety as these horrible terrorists are no longer blowing up buildings and murdering everything in their path, just like Al-Qaeda.
01:06:36.000 Clown World?
01:06:38.000 Was that loud enough?
01:06:40.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:07:05.000 Another complaint, by the way, about the sound.
01:07:08.000 Not just on live.
01:07:09.000 The sound level on GL ML is very low, even compared to other shows uncensored.
01:07:14.000 Sort it out, Ryan.
01:07:21.000 Let's try that.
01:07:22.000 Let's just do a little experiment, shall we?
01:07:25.000 I'll go to the app.
01:07:28.000 Oops.
01:07:29.000 I'll look up, say, Atheism is unstoppable.
01:07:32.000 Click on that.
01:07:34.000 I load up.
01:07:35.000 Doesn't take long to load.
01:07:37.000 Unless it's a real long one, I guess.
01:07:41.000 Now she'll hit the drum on Mike Brown.
01:07:43.000 I mean, they still are not clear about Mike Brown being a phone call.
01:07:46.000 Okay, so that's amazing.
01:07:49.000 But now they're just bringing in any old black.
01:07:51.000 So let me look up Von Deritten Myers Jr.
01:07:54.000 Anyone want to take a guess what this guy did?
01:07:58.000 Okay.
01:07:59.000 And now let me do that way louder.
01:08:04.000 Their website is VetsforChild Rescue.
01:08:07.000 I can actually download them and show you the audio waves too.
01:08:10.000 Let's see.
01:08:14.000 Let's try Katie Hopkins.
01:08:17.000 I do her audio.
01:08:18.000 Her audio is a little weird.
01:08:22.000 That sounds the same.
01:08:25.000 Maybe he's talking about three hunks and you hadn't re-uplo.
01:08:29.000 He's talking about one before you re-uploaded it.
01:08:31.000 Yes, that's possible.
01:08:34.000 But I'm always like at the...
01:08:37.000 I put a processor on it to make sure we don't go above clipping.
01:08:40.000 So it's a limiter and a processor.
01:08:41.000 So any light noise, even like this, it'll get boosted.
01:08:45.000 Compressor.
01:08:46.000 Dynamic compression.
01:08:47.000 Yeah, well, something's not working, Ryan.
01:08:49.000 And a parametric equal.
01:08:50.000 I don't believe them.
01:08:51.000 I really don't.
01:08:52.000 I mean, you just sold it.
01:08:54.000 Did you just fucking listen to it?
01:08:56.000 What do you think?
01:08:56.000 With your own human brain.
01:08:59.000 You just listened to it and you just said, you don't believe yourself.
01:09:04.000 This is why you suck.
01:09:05.000 You don't believe yourself.
01:09:06.000 This is why you're dumb.
01:09:06.000 This is why you're you'll never go anywhere.
01:09:08.000 I've been doing sound audio for a long time.
01:09:10.000 Three hunks was a mistake.
01:09:12.000 You just proved it to yourself.
01:09:13.000 I've heard this complaint a lot of times.
01:09:16.000 I just tested three fucking shows.
01:09:18.000 That's not a thorough test, Ryan.
01:09:20.000 When we get five, six complaints, they're right.
01:09:24.000 I don't believe them.
01:09:25.000 You always do this.
01:09:26.000 When there's a problem, you go, nah, I don't believe them.
01:09:29.000 It's wrong.
01:09:30.000 I checked.
01:09:31.000 I look at the audio levels.
01:09:33.000 It's a fucking program that's supposed to do that.
01:09:36.000 Supposed to tell you if you're clipping or not.
01:09:38.000 That doesn't even fucking matter.
01:09:40.000 Then there's a problem.
01:09:40.000 Let's see.
01:09:41.000 Let's see what happens.
01:09:42.000 Ryan, shit for brains.
01:09:43.000 Yeah, I'm going to boost them.
01:09:44.000 Shit for brains.
01:09:45.000 Listen to me.
01:09:46.000 Then the problem is somewhere else.
01:09:48.000 Then for some reason, when GML goes from your perfect sound that you're not wrong about to the actual app, there's a problem.
01:09:56.000 Then you work it out with our tech guy.
01:09:59.000 That's how it works, dummy.
01:10:01.000 If there's lots of people complaining, there's a problem.
01:10:04.000 I don't believe them.
01:10:06.000 That's a Monty Python sketch where they complain about something and he goes, I don't believe you.
01:10:14.000 I don't believe you.
01:10:16.000 Hi, there's a problem with my food here.
01:10:18.000 No, there's not.
01:10:20.000 Well, there's a bug in it.
01:10:21.000 You put it there.
01:10:23.000 Okay, I understand people have been coming in here for weeks complaining about flies in the food at your restaurant.
01:10:28.000 Yeah, a lot of people put flies in this shit.
01:10:30.000 Look at this.
01:10:31.000 I looked at three different plates.
01:10:32.000 No flies.
01:10:33.000 Watch that one.
01:10:34.000 Look at this one.
01:10:35.000 No flies.
01:10:40.000 You're a sketch.
01:10:42.000 Well, that's good for a show.
01:10:45.000 Yeah, it's not good for me.
01:10:50.000 Alright, let's take some calls.
01:10:52.000 Let's break some balls.
01:10:55.000 I can't, I have no idea what to draw.
01:11:00.000 The auctions are under siege, too.
01:11:04.000 Maybe I'll draw like a funny handicapped-looking dude.
01:11:07.000 Oh, you made fun of the handicapped.
01:11:09.000 You see what the fucking left does when they get together with the authorities?
01:11:13.000 The next thing you know, you can't say anything, because you're going to go to jail.
01:11:18.000 They've stripped the world of color.
01:11:21.000 Nice work, boys.
01:11:24.000 We're scared to make jokes now, lest they be taken out of context.
01:11:36.000 This is taking a long time.
01:11:45.000 I haven't been drinking since I told you.
01:11:47.000 And by the way, when I said delirium tremors, DTs, I was being hyperbolic.
01:11:51.000 I get DTs, dummies.
01:11:53.000 But it makes you a much better drawing not being drunk.
01:11:58.000 I guess it gives you patience.
01:12:02.000 We have.
01:12:04.000 There's no...
01:12:06.000 Just a caller.
01:12:07.000 Okay.
01:12:07.000 Screening skipped.
01:12:08.000 I don't care.
01:12:13.000 Hello?
01:12:13.000 Hello?
01:12:16.000 It's homeless Gavin.
01:12:18.000 It's not my home.
01:12:19.000 It's my studio.
01:12:20.000 But yes, can I help you?
01:12:23.000 That was a great derating of Ryan.
01:12:27.000 I loved it.
01:12:28.000 Oh, good.
01:12:31.000 I was in the vault, and I watched Jonas Bros from 2019.
01:12:37.000 It was probably your best episode.
01:12:39.000 It was only about 28 minutes long.
01:12:40.000 I encourage the listeners or the viewers, subscribers, as you like to call them, not fans, to go look that one up.
01:12:49.000 Jonas Bros?
01:12:49.000 That was an episode?
01:12:51.000 I don't even remember that.
01:12:52.000 Ryan dubbed, yeah, Jonas Bros.
01:12:55.000 It was when Ryan got out of jail and came back, and you were back from vacation.
01:13:00.000 And he was fucking up?
01:13:01.000 And he was pointing a rifle at you, and then he overdubbed the mailbag segment, and it was all, please bring Ryan back.
01:13:10.000 We love Ryan.
01:13:10.000 We want Ryan.
01:13:12.000 And then you ended up shooting him in the head at the end of the episode.
01:13:14.000 Oh, yes, that was a good episode.
01:13:16.000 That was the only episode.
01:13:17.000 It was probably your best work, sir.
01:13:21.000 Thank you very much.
01:13:22.000 I'm glad everyone enjoyed that.
01:13:23.000 But honestly, I don't believe you're going to move any.
01:13:26.000 Where are you going to go?
01:13:27.000 Where's your boxing gym going to be?
01:13:29.000 Where are you going to move to?
01:13:30.000 Well, I'm obviously not going to disclose my location, but there's mega-like places all over Jersey, upstate New York.
01:13:40.000 Fuck.
01:13:43.000 What I think you should do, do a freaking tour.
01:13:48.000 Go on the road.
01:13:49.000 Yeah, but that takes time.
01:13:51.000 Take that or two weeks.
01:13:52.000 Could do that.
01:13:53.000 I have kids.
01:13:56.000 I know you have kids.
01:13:56.000 Take your kids with you.
01:13:58.000 Get in trouble.
01:13:59.000 Yeah.
01:13:59.000 Great.
01:14:00.000 No, that is part of the plan.
01:14:01.000 My boy's got baseball in the summer, so we can't do it then.
01:14:04.000 And school could be Zoom.
01:14:05.000 You're correct.
01:14:06.000 Uploading is kind of a bitch.
01:14:08.000 But yeah, we could go on an RV tour.
01:14:11.000 God, being with Ryan for weeks at a time sounds like torture.
01:14:17.000 Well, he can have a fucking Winnebago, and you can have like a massive freaking tour bus.
01:14:22.000 He gets an entire Winnebago?
01:14:24.000 How about he gets a Honda Civic and I get a...
01:14:28.000 He's got to carry around all of his useless shit that doesn't properly do all of the audio, you know?
01:14:34.000 Yeah.
01:14:34.000 All right.
01:14:35.000 Thanks for calling.
01:14:35.000 These are all wonderful tips.
01:14:40.000 Kurt, 911.
01:14:43.000 Or 9-11.
01:14:44.000 Hey, what's up, guys?
01:14:45.000 Hey, you were talking about 9-11 a little bit before with the sender.
01:14:50.000 And I know your position in the past has been that 9-11 was done by Al-Qaeda.
01:14:57.000 But perhaps maybe you could talk to Alex Jones again.
01:15:00.000 I know you were on his show recently.
01:15:02.000 And I don't know.
01:15:03.000 Maybe you can change your opinion.
01:15:04.000 Okay, thanks for that.
01:15:05.000 That's a great call.
01:15:06.000 Really interesting.
01:15:08.000 Let's get back into fucking 9-11, shall we?
01:15:11.000 Jesus Christ.
01:15:12.000 Never forget.
01:15:14.000 Bobby.
01:15:17.000 Hey.
01:15:18.000 Yo.
01:15:20.000 Hey.
01:15:21.000 So I want to tell you what happened to my co-worker.
01:15:23.000 He got his second COVID shot.
01:15:25.000 Okay.
01:15:27.000 So he came into work, 8 a.m., gets the shot, 9 a.m.
01:15:34.000 Come 11 a.m.
01:15:37.000 He basically comes back into the office and is like hung over.
01:15:43.000 But he's hungover and he is slurring his speech.
01:15:51.000 And I'm serious as shit.
01:15:53.000 Slurring his speech.
01:15:54.000 Can't even walk straight.
01:15:56.000 And he goes, guys, I got to go.
01:15:59.000 So he leaves and we're all kind of left to thinking, okay.
01:16:04.000 Now, sorry, he came back to your work or to your home?
01:16:09.000 It's the office, the office space.
01:16:12.000 So he came back to the office, and he was all fucked up and weird.
01:16:17.000 All fucked up and weird.
01:16:18.000 And he left, and our boss calls us and said, hey, did you know XMAX left for the day?
01:16:26.000 And they're like, yeah, we pretty much figured out we'll figure that one out.
01:16:30.000 You guys can keep the shots.
01:16:32.000 Let's fucking keep those.
01:16:34.000 I'm not getting fuck that.
01:16:40.000 So that was pretty much the deal for me.
01:16:43.000 That's the whole story?
01:16:44.000 Like, where is he now?
01:16:45.000 Is he alive?
01:16:47.000 Oh, he's good.
01:16:48.000 He was out for two days.
01:16:50.000 Two days?
01:16:51.000 Two days.
01:16:52.000 And he had COVID, too.
01:16:54.000 I had COVID, and so that he had kind of made its way through the office.
01:16:58.000 He was out for two days, and he was worse off than when he had COVID.
01:17:05.000 Really?
01:17:05.000 To sell days.
01:17:06.000 Couldn't even wake up.
01:17:08.000 What was your COVID experience like?
01:17:13.000 Well, for the first day, it was almost like just a minor flu, like a sore throat.
01:17:21.000 I could have definitely worked, but I left from work anyway, and then I went and got the swab.
01:17:29.000 And then, for a solid three, four days, it was hell.
01:17:37.000 My head felt like it was going to explode.
01:17:40.000 I'm not going to lie, it was super shitty.
01:17:42.000 But I thought you just said the shot was worse.
01:17:48.000 Say that again?
01:17:48.000 I thought you just said getting the shot was worse than COVID.
01:17:52.000 Oh, for him.
01:17:54.000 For Carl, not for me.
01:17:56.000 Oh, okay.
01:17:56.000 For you, COVID was way worse.
01:17:58.000 I didn't get the shot, but I lost my taste and snow for probably a solid month.
01:18:05.000 That sucks.
01:18:07.000 But God, I mean, since I had it, I'm I'm good.
01:18:12.000 I'll I'll do the antibody shit.
01:18:14.000 I'll just bank on that.
01:18:16.000 No way am I gonna take this weird ass shopping free I don't even care.
01:18:21.000 I don't even know.
01:18:23.000 Alright.
01:18:23.000 Well, thanks for your call.
01:18:24.000 That's very uh helpful.
01:18:29.000 He's still talking there.
01:18:34.000 So both things suck, huh?
01:18:37.000 That's not good.
01:18:38.000 How have we avoided code?
01:18:40.000 I don't know.
01:18:42.000 Mike?
01:18:42.000 Yo, what's up?
01:18:44.000 Come on, man.
01:18:45.000 Mikey!
01:18:46.000 What's up, guys?
01:18:47.000 Hey, man.
01:18:48.000 Yo, so this audio thing you're having, it's definitely happening.
01:18:52.000 For whatever reason, I noticed it more on the live shows.
01:18:55.000 It's just, it's lower than everything else.
01:18:58.000 But when you did that test earlier, when Gavin, you were doing the old testing, testing, and Ryan, you said it sounded terrible on your end.
01:19:07.000 It actually sounded like fine on our end, and it was a little bit louder.
01:19:11.000 So maybe there's like, maybe however you're hearing the audio is clipping and however it's going out is different or whatever.
01:19:18.000 I don't know.
01:19:19.000 Yeah, Brian said you're lying.
01:19:22.000 So you must, maybe your ears are broken?
01:19:25.000 No, the live shows, they have been low.
01:19:27.000 No, he wasn't.
01:19:28.000 Jesus Christ in it.
01:19:30.000 Fucking crotch.
01:19:31.000 He said, if you had ear holes, that the live show, yes, it is quieter, but it's still a problem on the normal shows.
01:19:42.000 You said that, sir?
01:19:45.000 Did you say that, sir?
01:19:46.000 Well, Ryan's kind of, he's getting clipping on his end.
01:19:51.000 So, you know, to his knowledge, he's like, let me turn that down.
01:19:54.000 But all I'm saying is somehow on our end.
01:19:58.000 Yes, I understand.
01:19:58.000 But did you say you're clipping right now?
01:20:02.000 Did you, I know.
01:20:03.000 Did you say?
01:20:04.000 I don't give a fuck about clipping from now on.
01:20:06.000 Did you say, sir, that the show in general, not just the live show, is too quiet?
01:20:14.000 I listen to the regular show on my headphones at work, but I watch live at home.
01:20:18.000 So I'll say I've only noticed it live at home when it's like at 9 o'clock at night.
01:20:24.000 Oh, I thought you said that.
01:20:26.000 On the headphones, it sounds great.
01:20:27.000 It sounds perfectly fine on headphones, in the car, Bluetooth, all that.
01:20:31.000 It's just like on the computer, live, for whatever reason, it's super low with everything maxed up.
01:20:38.000 Has it improved since we did the test?
01:20:40.000 Because I left it up and cranked it up.
01:20:45.000 I don't know.
01:20:46.000 I'm on the phone right now, so I don't conflict the audio with the best.
01:20:50.000 Send an email to the mailbag and be like, hey.
01:20:52.000 But we fixed it way before you were on the phone.
01:20:55.000 All right, yeah.
01:20:55.000 Right.
01:20:56.000 But he's been on the phone listening.
01:20:57.000 Yeah, it did sound better.
01:20:58.000 But I've been putting it through my TV because I can get my TV louder.
01:21:02.000 But I did notice it was louder when you did the test.
01:21:05.000 And Ryan, you said it was clipping, but it sounded good on our end.
01:21:08.000 So that's all I'm saying.
01:21:09.000 Yeah, like, when was the last time, and screaming doesn't count, did you hear me going because I was clipping out so bad and you just couldn't hear shit?
01:21:18.000 Like, I bet that's never happened.
01:21:22.000 No, no, nothing's ever been distorted like that.
01:21:24.000 It's always like a nice low, it's like low register sound and stuff like that.
01:21:28.000 It sounds good, you know, on everything else.
01:21:31.000 It's just on the live shows on the PC for whatever reason.
01:21:36.000 All right.
01:21:37.000 Thanks for calling.
01:21:44.000 Okay, it's me.
01:21:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:49.000 That's Casey Jones to you.
01:21:51.000 But either way.
01:21:53.000 So, how's it going, guys?
01:21:55.000 Pretty good.
01:21:56.000 What's up?
01:21:59.000 Hanging out.
01:22:01.000 Gavin, you're not out for bud?
01:22:03.000 You're sober or what?
01:22:04.000 I just forgot to get some at the studio.
01:22:06.000 I am avoiding liquor, though.
01:22:10.000 Okay, so those bobbleheads with that out for bud little shirt on there, I thought that was perfect.
01:22:16.000 And your Crocs, Ryan, were pretty lame.
01:22:20.000 Thanks, which is accurate.
01:22:23.000 Okay, so why I'm calling is, speaking of accurate, y'all should, you know, get y'all's accuracy up on the show.
01:22:34.000 Citing the Am I Dumb episode, I'm going to go ahead and say yes to both of y'all, Detective Shitty and Detective Shittier.
01:22:45.000 Better be good.
01:22:48.000 Okay, well.
01:22:49.000 Such a long intro for someone who's so fucking smart.
01:22:53.000 Such a big build-up to someone who's way better than us.
01:22:58.000 You can get upset.
01:22:59.000 You can get offended.
01:23:01.000 Thank you.
01:23:01.000 Just, you know, maybe read another book or two and stop scratching your face so much and, you know, we'll be good.
01:23:10.000 Okay, so are you going to tell us what we were stupid about yet?
01:23:15.000 Okay, so I've actually been keeping a list.
01:23:17.000 If you really want to be specific, the real thing that got me to, you know, start this list was when you had the crystal knock video of Arnold Schwarzenegger on, and you were like, oh yeah,
01:23:33.000 his dad was a Nazi.
01:23:34.000 He was SS.
01:23:36.000 No, his father was not SS.
01:23:39.000 His dad was actually SA, which is something different than the stupid schwaffel.
01:23:46.000 Okay, something tells me a lot of your corrections are going to involve the SS and Jews.
01:23:55.000 Okay, so I'm going to be like, okay, why are you involving the JQ here for you B-Squad viewers?
01:24:02.000 Why are you involving the JQ?
01:24:05.000 Let's just hear your next horrible, stupid mistake that us dummies make.
01:24:10.000 Okay, so this one I'm going to put on Ryan.
01:24:14.000 You like that Eddie Black guy, the YouTuber with the news videos or whatever?
01:24:20.000 Heavy black guy with the news videos?
01:24:21.000 Eddie Black.
01:24:22.000 I don't know who that is.
01:24:23.000 Eddie Black.
01:24:24.000 Eddie Black, the dude who was at DC, DC, and he was like, yo, Eddie Block now.
01:24:31.000 Eddie Block, you fucking moron.
01:24:33.000 Yeah, one letter off, just like S, S, S, trying to sound like one of these America First kids who have this snarky attitude because they've never been in a fight and they've never confronted anyone face to face.
01:24:43.000 So they just get.
01:24:45.000 Oh, come on, come on.
01:24:46.000 Is that what you are?
01:24:47.000 Don't even go there.
01:24:48.000 But either way.
01:24:49.000 You are, aren't you?
01:24:50.000 You're one of these pussy America first guys that talks big online, and then when you hear Antifa knows where AFPAC is, you all go running like fucking rats.
01:24:59.000 Okay, look, my whole point about Eddie Black and Eddie Block, moron.
01:25:05.000 Oh, I love this.
01:25:05.000 Eddie Block is he was one of the guys that was following around the guys with orange hats on November or January 6th.
01:25:19.000 And he was kind of one of those purveyors of the theories of the proud boys were there with the orange hat guys.
01:25:27.000 So either way, you know, my point's not to argue, but you also just...
01:25:31.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:25:33.000 Your point is to argue.
01:25:34.000 That's what you called up to do.
01:25:37.000 I got Arnold Schwarzenegger's father's military class.
01:25:41.000 Stop your fucking laughing, you pussy.
01:25:44.000 You would not be laughing if we were face to face.
01:25:46.000 This snarky, fake laugh is such a beta male pussy thing to do.
01:25:52.000 So shut your fucking mouth and listen to how pathetic you are when you call people dumb because you think it empowers you.
01:26:00.000 Eddie Block may have been there.
01:26:02.000 Members, by the way, I don't think he's in Proud Boys anymore.
01:26:05.000 Members of Proud Boys could have been cut him off.
01:26:10.000 This is so fucking annoying.
01:26:11.000 Okay, okay.
01:26:13.000 You mad, bro?
01:26:15.000 I'm not scared of you.
01:26:18.000 For the 900th time, members of the club could have been at January 6th.
01:26:24.000 Five were arrested who were members of the club.
01:26:28.000 That doesn't mean the Proud Boys as a group were there.
01:26:32.000 I'll do the analogy again.
01:26:34.000 If you found out that one of the guys that stormed the Capitol was a member of the Knights of Columbus, does that mean that the Knights of Columbus stormed the Capitol?
01:26:43.000 No.
01:26:43.000 Proud Boys as a group said, we're not going.
01:26:47.000 Some said, well, that sucks.
01:26:48.000 I want to go.
01:26:49.000 And then they were told, all right, you're going as a guy.
01:26:53.000 You're going as a dude.
01:26:54.000 You're not going as a member of the club.
01:26:57.000 But the media wants that to be true so badly.
01:27:01.000 And by the way, why is this America First Faggot so determined to bitch at the right and call out Proud Boys and get them arrested and support this allegation that they're terrorists?
01:27:14.000 That's such a pussy thing to do.
01:27:16.000 I think it's the new thing with them.
01:27:17.000 They're like, we're the new right.
01:27:19.000 We're the young right.
01:27:20.000 All the other right is gay.
01:27:22.000 Okay.
01:27:23.000 That's why when you went up to proud boys and said, do you accept Jesus into your heart or some bullshit like that?
01:27:28.000 They just beat you up.
01:27:31.000 The JQ fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger's fucking military status wrong.
01:27:38.000 Whoops.
01:27:39.000 Yeah, don't mess up Nazi info.
01:27:43.000 I kind of get that stuff right.
01:27:44.000 Sam.
01:27:48.000 Hey, how's it going?
01:27:49.000 Can you hear me?
01:27:50.000 Yep.
01:27:53.000 Have you guys seen this guy?
01:27:55.000 Morgan Wallen.
01:27:56.000 Morgan Wallen.
01:27:57.000 Hell yeah.
01:27:58.000 Yeah, you guys saw it on him.
01:28:00.000 We didn't show it on the show, but let's show it now.
01:28:02.000 So what did he do?
01:28:03.000 He said the N-word?
01:28:04.000 The unspeakable N-word?
01:28:06.000 Yeah, he said the N-word, and it said that iHeartMedia, Radio Playlist have canceled him, Cumulus, Sirius, Pandora, and he got cut from his record label or something like that.
01:28:26.000 Anyways, I just thought that was pretty insane.
01:28:30.000 All right.
01:28:30.000 Well, thanks for your call.
01:28:31.000 We're going to check it out right now.
01:28:32.000 That's all you get is one.
01:28:35.000 You know, I like Milo's attitude with all this, which is, good.
01:28:40.000 I'm glad that Marilyn Manson is getting canceled.
01:28:42.000 I'm glad that everyone is getting canceled because soon they're going to see how ridiculous it is.
01:28:48.000 Now, that would suck if after I say that, he comes on and the clip is like, I've had enough.
01:28:56.000 And everyone's going, yeah.
01:28:57.000 He's got a noose in his hand.
01:28:59.000 I'd have a tweet to take.
01:29:00.000 Oh, cancel.
01:29:03.000 That would be bad.
01:29:04.000 It is not like that.
01:29:06.000 Well, you know, it's not going to be.
01:29:09.000 Actually, hey, y'all too.
01:29:11.000 Nice, take care of this pussy ass motherfucker.
01:29:19.000 Oh, man.
01:29:21.000 Is he talking to his friends?
01:29:23.000 Yeah.
01:29:24.000 I believe the hell so.
01:29:26.000 Well, if he's talking to his friends, come on.
01:29:29.000 And he's drunk?
01:29:32.000 That's a very crucial detail is if he's talking to his friends or not.
01:29:36.000 Not allowed to talk to that, but dude, he...
01:29:41.000 Oh, he probably invited them in for more drinks.
01:29:44.000 Yeah, and they said no.
01:29:45.000 He's like, you're pussies.
01:29:57.000 Alright, next.
01:30:00.000 Musicians used to be able to fucking party, snort ants, bite bats' heads off, and now they can't even say bats.
01:30:07.000 I bet Motley Crew used to say it, but for real.
01:30:10.000 Right.
01:30:11.000 Yeah.
01:30:11.000 Used to say a bunch of stuff.
01:30:13.000 Probably rude gentlemen.
01:30:15.000 Jake.
01:30:19.000 Jacques.
01:30:20.000 What's up, dude?
01:30:23.000 Hey, can you hear me?
01:30:24.000 I sure can.
01:30:26.000 Okay.
01:30:27.000 So, first of all, every time I've watched anything you guys have done, the audio has been perfect.
01:30:34.000 Oh.
01:30:34.000 And that's just...
01:30:35.000 I watch it on my phone, so I don't know if that really has anything to do with it.
01:30:41.000 And where are you when you watch it on your phone?
01:30:46.000 Are you sitting on a couch?
01:30:48.000 I'm from northern Minnesota.
01:30:50.000 Okay.
01:30:51.000 No, I mean, when you watch it on your phone, though, like, I'm trying to picture you.
01:30:56.000 Are you lying in bed?
01:30:58.000 Are you sitting on the couch?
01:31:01.000 I'm masturbating most of the time.
01:31:02.000 Okay.
01:31:03.000 Yucky.
01:31:03.000 No, I seriously wanted to know, though.
01:31:05.000 Yeah, because your environment, if it's loud, it might not be, then it might be drowned out.
01:31:10.000 But if you're sitting there in a quiet room, of course, it's going to be loud.
01:31:14.000 Well, I have my headphones on most of the time.
01:31:17.000 Oh, well.
01:31:18.000 And where are you, though?
01:31:19.000 Like, on a couch when you do this?
01:31:22.000 Well, I'm usually sitting on my bed.
01:31:26.000 So for like two hours?
01:31:27.000 I'm sitting on my bed.
01:31:28.000 So, yeah, I don't know how that would make any difference.
01:31:31.000 Wait, sitting on your bed?
01:31:32.000 Like on the edge of your bed?
01:31:33.000 Who sits on the bed, sir?
01:31:36.000 I sit on the edge of my bed because I don't have a couch to sit on.
01:31:39.000 Oh, there you go.
01:31:40.000 How old are you?
01:31:42.000 I am 23 years old.
01:31:45.000 And you just have a bed with nothing else?
01:31:49.000 Well, right now I'm staying with my mother, and so I just kind of stay in my bedroom most of the time.
01:31:57.000 I do have my own land and stuff, but I've been saving money up to be able to develop it, but I've been kind of staying at my mother's house.
01:32:06.000 So I spend most of the time in my own bedroom, I guess.
01:32:11.000 Okay.
01:32:12.000 Not sounding successful, but I got you.
01:32:15.000 Huh?
01:32:15.000 I said, not sounding overly successful, but I get you.
01:32:19.000 No, I'm not that successful.
01:32:21.000 But I mean, I'm a pretty smart guy, though.
01:32:24.000 I was in the 99th percentile when I took my ACT test in the science section.
01:32:32.000 So that's something.
01:32:33.000 I don't know.
01:32:34.000 It means something, I guess.
01:32:35.000 I was in that same percentile for my HIV test.
01:32:40.000 So I'm pretty proud.
01:32:41.000 You're definitely not.
01:32:42.000 You're very positive.
01:32:45.000 What's your question, sir?
01:32:48.000 Well, so I was just kind of curious.
01:32:50.000 I know you guys, I know you don't want to like, like, I don't want to come across as a Nazi or anything, but I am genuinely curious about the fact, like, what is the fate of white people?
01:33:05.000 You know, because white people have existed for thousands of years.
01:33:10.000 And we, you know, I don't know about you, but I feel like a spiritual connection to my own people.
01:33:17.000 And it saddens me.
01:33:19.000 I know, like, I was out at Standing Rock.
01:33:21.000 I was defending Native Americans because I didn't want them.
01:33:26.000 I felt like they were killing themselves through drugs and through, I mean, just actually killing themselves because they were so depressed at the fact that they had been conquered in the way that they had.
01:33:37.000 And I'm afraid that white people's fate is very similar.
01:33:43.000 You know, that we are just being conquered by forces that don't care about what's right or what's wrong.
01:33:51.000 They just care about how is it we're going to increase the profits of our corporations or whatever.
01:34:00.000 And it seems to me that it's a very sad thing to watch a race of people die off, whether or not it's Native Americans or white people or Japanese people or whoever.
01:34:15.000 So I'm just curious what you think, in the end, our fate really is.
01:34:20.000 Well, I know that, you know, it's okay to be racist against whites.
01:34:24.000 You could say on Twitter, I hate white people.
01:34:27.000 I wish they'd all die.
01:34:28.000 It won't get censored.
01:34:29.000 There can even be legislation.
01:34:31.000 You can also be racist or at least have policies that are racist towards Asians and say, I'm going to penalize their marks to get into Harvard because I don't want there to be too many Asians in Harvard.
01:34:40.000 I'm going to punish them for their hard work.
01:34:43.000 But I think as America goes into third, third, third, black, Hispanic, white, blacks are going to vote for the black guy.
01:34:51.000 Hispanics are going to vote for the Hispanic guy.
01:34:52.000 Whites are going to vote for the white guy.
01:34:53.000 And we'll become more and more segregated as a society.
01:34:58.000 I don't think it'll ever get to the point where it's like South Africa, where whites are fifth-class citizens that are just regularly killed, tortured, and abused, like the Rhodesian farm murders and the strange white camps they have over there.
01:35:12.000 But I do think that America is going through several stages of a racial divorce where we don't want to be with each other.
01:35:20.000 But who knows where that will end up?
01:35:22.000 But maybe it'll end up with sort of not formally, but informally three Americas.
01:35:28.000 And Nary, the two shall meet.
01:35:30.000 Blacks will have the suburbs.
01:35:34.000 I mean, it's kind of scary, to be honest with you, to watch the way the world, the way the country is going and to realize that the United States is being invaded, essentially, because they're not legal immigrants.
01:35:48.000 Nobody is asking them to come here.
01:35:50.000 Well, maybe like big business is asking them to come here, but they're not legally coming here.
01:35:54.000 So they're invaders and they come here and then they tell us that we're evil, you know, and they teach their children that we're evil.
01:36:02.000 And like I went to a school in the suburbs of New York for like a year when I was in the third grade.
01:36:12.000 And when I was there, I was the only white kid.
01:36:15.000 And they harassed me and attacked me.
01:36:19.000 And it got so bad that I actually had to leave the school.
01:36:23.000 We had to file a police report and stuff.
01:36:26.000 I had to leave.
01:36:27.000 What was the suburb?
01:36:29.000 Huh?
01:36:30.000 What was the suburb?
01:36:33.000 Well, it was Waterbury, Connecticut.
01:36:37.000 Okay.
01:36:39.000 And they just wouldn't leave me alone.
01:36:41.000 And this was in the third grade.
01:36:43.000 And they were, because they just would never leave me alone.
01:36:47.000 And they were so violent, I could not go onto the playground.
01:36:51.000 Like, if I went out onto the play, I had to go hide in the parking lot because otherwise they would attack me.
01:36:58.000 Seriously.
01:36:58.000 And I am honestly afraid of what's going to happen, you know, where I live.
01:37:04.000 I live in northern Minnesota, so it's still pretty white at this point.
01:37:08.000 But what is going to happen when these people that are immigrating here and they come up here and they just have, they're being told all the time that the reason, that every time they fail at anything, the reason is always white people.
01:37:23.000 And so when they continue to fail, which, I mean, there's a high likelihood that they are going to continue to fail At things, or at least a large percentage of them are, what are they going to do to us?
01:37:35.000 You know, seriously, are they going to just, they're not going to leave us alone, they're just going to continually blame us.
01:37:41.000 Yeah, well, I think we know when to leave alone with this segregation, it'll all become, it'll all become, you won't have white kids at black schools.
01:37:48.000 You'll have black schools, you'll have white schools.
01:37:51.000 I think we're already going to be able to.
01:37:52.000 Are they going to ever allow that to happen?
01:37:55.000 Because they didn't allow it to happen.
01:37:57.000 They stopped it from happening before, and it doesn't seem to me like they ever want it to happen again.
01:38:03.000 Yeah.
01:38:03.000 All right.
01:38:04.000 Thanks for calling.
01:38:04.000 Complicated question.
01:38:07.000 Sorry to cut you off, but you got a lot of air time there.
01:38:15.000 Who's next?
01:38:16.000 Let's hope it's a little lighter.
01:38:18.000 Touch of the fraud, please.
01:38:21.000 Someone says.
01:38:21.000 Touch a fraud.
01:38:22.000 There we go.
01:38:24.000 Hey, I heard Parlor is about to come back online.
01:38:27.000 That's what John said.
01:38:28.000 The CEO.
01:38:30.000 I heard that he was just fired.
01:38:33.000 But that's not what I was going to say.
01:38:35.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:38:36.000 Wait, wait, wait.
01:38:38.000 Fox, shut up.
01:38:39.000 Fox Business.
01:38:40.000 Parlor CEO John Matzey says he's been terminated by the board.
01:38:44.000 He also says, I did not participate in this decision.
01:38:48.000 The future of Parlor is no longer in my hands, he wrote.
01:38:51.000 What?
01:38:52.000 And this was from February 3rd.
01:38:56.000 I don't know exactly when.
01:38:58.000 Parlor's terminated John Matzi.
01:39:01.000 I understand that those who now control the company have made some communications to employees and other third parties that have unfortunately created confusion and prompted me to make this public statement.
01:39:10.000 He has been met with constant resistance to his original vision for the platform and failure to remove.
01:39:17.000 It sounds like he's been booted and the board has decided to play nice and censor everyone.
01:39:26.000 But are they still going to open up parlor?
01:39:31.000 What?
01:39:32.000 I can't hear you.
01:39:33.000 Sorry.
01:39:33.000 Are they going to open up parlor?
01:39:35.000 It's looking like, and this is all fresh news of today, but it's looking like he's been ousted because he didn't want to start censoring free speech.
01:39:46.000 And the board said, we could be the next Twitter, so we're censoring free speech.
01:39:49.000 You're out.
01:39:50.000 That's what I'm guessing.
01:39:51.000 Yes.
01:39:52.000 And by them saying that, the other, Amazon, whatever, is saying, okay, we'll let you come back as long as we can censor conservatives.
01:40:02.000 Yeah, it sucks because I had no social media for years.
01:40:05.000 I thought it was super gay.
01:40:07.000 I saw how it got trendy.
01:40:08.000 And then I made Parlor.
01:40:09.000 And then I worked my ass off to get 18,000.
01:40:12.000 I know it's not a lot, but have you ever heard of catch and fraud theory guy and it comes back on?
01:40:16.000 Check your inbox.
01:40:16.000 They'll send you some shit on where to move before it got off.
01:40:20.000 But a second thing I wanted to say real quick before I get to the police thing, David Hogg, I know for a fact, the activist, the representative was like following from the Stoneman Douglas shooting.
01:40:32.000 I know for a fact he wasn't at the shooting because he was a senior at the time and seniors got off at like 12.
01:40:39.000 And so he was at home, but his sister was there.
01:40:41.000 So when the shooting happened, he tried to ride his bike over there and he couldn't get in there.
01:40:45.000 And a news person stopped him and said, hey, what are you doing here?
01:40:47.000 And he's like, I'm riding my bike here because I'm a senior half day and going there.
01:40:50.000 That video is in Scrub because I know his dad works for the FBI or something like that.
01:40:54.000 And so you can't find that video.
01:40:55.000 And he's a fucking fag anyways.
01:40:59.000 All right.
01:40:59.000 And so I'll get to the police thing.
01:41:02.000 So the police, have you ever heard of Kelly Thomas?
01:41:05.000 No?
01:41:07.000 If Ryan could go YouTube, Kelly Thomas.
01:41:10.000 Dude, you're getting three points here.
01:41:12.000 That's a lot of points.
01:41:13.000 Dude, I have to get this out.
01:41:15.000 This is my most important one.
01:41:17.000 The Kelly Thomas clip on YouTube.
01:41:19.000 It's like the third one down.
01:41:20.000 It's two minutes.
01:41:21.000 You have to watch it.
01:41:22.000 It's so horrible.
01:41:24.000 It's the police officers beating up this homeless guy in California and killing him.
01:41:29.000 The video is like two minutes, 27 seconds.
01:41:32.000 But it's really important because, dude, the police, like if I've been arrested 100, if I've been confronted by them like 100 times, honestly, I didn't care about the defund or defend them because only two of the hundred have been cool.
01:41:44.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:41:45.000 Like they gives me like a seatbelt ticket and a DUI team.
01:41:48.000 So honestly, it kind of fucked the police, but I don't care either way.
01:41:52.000 Okay, thanks for your call, dude.
01:41:54.000 Thank you very much for calling.
01:41:55.000 Jesus.
01:41:56.000 Why did I let that guy have three points?
01:41:59.000 Now we're going through some police brutality videos and talking about parlor and fucking like it becomes the other guy's show.
01:42:07.000 We're only doing one point.
01:42:19.000 Oh, that picture doesn't look good.
01:42:23.000 This one was 2 minutes 17.
01:42:24.000 I did not see the one 227.
01:42:27.000 Today in court, we're hearing accusations of how Thomas was pummeled and left lying in a pool of his own blood.
01:42:33.000 The suspect was uncontrollable.
01:42:34.000 They couldn't handcuff him.
01:42:36.000 They couldn't control him.
01:42:37.000 An officer is trained basically to control him secure.
01:42:40.000 They're not trained to tie.
01:42:42.000 And this was not even a tie.
01:42:43.000 I think the one he's talking about is like the full video of the thing.
01:42:46.000 But yeah, that's bad.
01:42:47.000 But can anybody find me a group of white people beating up a black kid?
01:42:51.000 I can't.
01:42:52.000 I was looking up B-roll for the opposite of that, and I found a lot.
01:42:58.000 There's a lot of groups of blacks beating up one white person, but I really can't find.
01:43:04.000 Okay, let's take another call.
01:43:07.000 One subject per person.
01:43:11.000 Whoa, Zach.
01:43:14.000 Hey, how's it going?
01:43:15.000 How's it going, A?
01:43:18.000 Yeah, I'm actually from Canada.
01:43:19.000 I'm probably from the same city that you're from, actually.
01:43:22.000 I found that out recently.
01:43:24.000 But I enjoy your guys' show, and I was just wondering how you maintain your sanity when talking about the clown world, like all every day, most days of the week.
01:43:38.000 Yeah.
01:43:41.000 It's tough, man.
01:43:42.000 Especially because it affects my personal life, my family's life.
01:43:45.000 My friends go to jail.
01:43:47.000 It's not like a silly thing from afar.
01:43:49.000 Like, say we were talking about South Africa every day.
01:43:52.000 We go, holy shit, another crazy law passed in South Africa.
01:43:55.000 Glad we don't live there anymore.
01:43:56.000 Like, say we were expats.
01:43:59.000 But We're in the eye of the storm.
01:44:02.000 I mean, we could get arrested at any moment for some trumped-up charge.
01:44:07.000 It's stressful.
01:44:08.000 The booze helps.
01:44:12.000 So, yeah, what do you do?
01:44:13.000 What do you draw upon to just stay sane and to stay calm in the midst of all that?
01:44:19.000 I go boxing every morning, and that helps get the frustration out.
01:44:23.000 I find even it helps to think about the thing that's driving you nuts as you hit the heavy bag.
01:44:28.000 I remember once time I was thinking of Andrew Cuomo hitting the speed bag, and it just became like a blur.
01:44:37.000 So contact sports, I think, help a lot, and definitely staying in shape helps a lot.
01:44:43.000 And you just gotta have a fighting mentality.
01:44:46.000 You know, you talk to people who are in prison, and they go, they see these prisoners who give up.
01:44:52.000 Can you stop fucking going all over the internet looking at videos while we're on a show?
01:44:58.000 You're not alone.
01:44:59.000 You're on a show.
01:45:00.000 I understand.
01:45:02.000 He's looking at fight videos with the audio on.
01:45:06.000 And then you kill my trainer.
01:45:10.000 You're talking about having a fighting mentality.
01:45:14.000 Yes, there's that.
01:45:15.000 Oh, yeah.
01:45:15.000 In prisons, these guys will sort of lose hope and they'll go, I am a bad guy.
01:45:22.000 I do suck.
01:45:23.000 The authorities are right.
01:45:24.000 And once they start that, they start going.
01:45:27.000 Like in that book, Unbroken, the Louis Zampaneri book, they're on this rubber dinghy for like a month with no food.
01:45:36.000 And this guy was like, we're going to die.
01:45:38.000 We're going to die.
01:45:40.000 And he died.
01:45:41.000 But the other ones who sat there coming up with things like, what would your mother cook for dinner?
01:45:46.000 And having that kind of stuff, they ended up living longer.
01:45:50.000 So you just have to keep that fighting mentality or you'll die.
01:45:54.000 Right.
01:45:55.000 Thanks.
01:45:55.000 Yeah, I mean, for me, if I didn't know that, like, because of my Christian faith, I believe that all this stuff, all the injustice that goes on and the corruption in hidden places, right, it's going to be brought to light eventually.
01:46:07.000 It's going to be dealt with eventually.
01:46:10.000 That's kind of the thing that comforts me.
01:46:13.000 So I wonder, like, do you draw upon faith at all for yourself for that kind of thing?
01:46:18.000 I pray to God for strength.
01:46:20.000 I pray to God to give my friends and family strength in a time of crisis.
01:46:25.000 But I don't really have faith in justice in that sense.
01:46:28.000 I mean, maybe on Judgment Day, but I don't have any faith that Hillary will be caught for any of these.
01:46:35.000 Right, right, right.
01:46:35.000 Like, not today.
01:46:36.000 It's not going to happen now, but ultimately it will.
01:46:39.000 And so I find comforting.
01:46:40.000 But anyway, I was just wondering for you.
01:46:42.000 And yeah, I appreciate that answer.
01:46:43.000 All right.
01:46:43.000 Thanks for calling.
01:46:46.000 I did a ghost, a vampire, and a werewolf, but I put the W as an M. So that's unfortunate.
01:46:57.000 Hello.
01:46:59.000 Hey.
01:47:00.000 Hey.
01:47:01.000 You're cool.
01:47:04.000 Hey.
01:47:06.000 You're cool.
01:47:08.000 Of her neck dip.
01:47:09.000 So earlier, you guys were doing a Would You Rather from the mailbag, and Ryan said, I'm eating poop in my brain right now.
01:47:19.000 Yes.
01:47:20.000 And I thought that would be a phenomenal drop to the show.
01:47:23.000 So you thought this would be such a phenomenal drop that not only did you call, but you also wrote it in as an email.
01:47:31.000 Oh, I didn't write that, but somebody then I'm with did.
01:47:35.000 Okay.
01:47:36.000 Thank you for calling.
01:47:37.000 You just lost it.
01:47:38.000 You lost your point.
01:47:39.000 Sorry.
01:47:40.000 That's what happens when you say the same thing to me twice.
01:47:43.000 Pooh poo.
01:47:46.000 Alex.
01:47:48.000 It's one point per household.
01:47:52.000 Hey there.
01:47:53.000 Hey.
01:47:56.000 I have a drawing suggestion.
01:47:58.000 Gavin, draw yourself as a Ronin and Ryan as a Jeff Rican princess.
01:48:06.000 Hey.
01:48:06.000 Okay.
01:48:07.000 It's kind of gay, but let's do that.
01:48:09.000 Thanks for calling.
01:48:10.000 That's a handy tip.
01:48:14.000 Mike talking about rice.
01:48:18.000 Hello?
01:48:18.000 Hello?
01:48:21.000 Hey.
01:48:23.000 So about the audio, guys, I have a theory.
01:48:27.000 I guess I don't have any information, but I think I'm probably right about this.
01:48:31.000 I don't know why.
01:48:33.000 I think it comes down to three parts.
01:48:37.000 Part one and part two, or you guys are getting trolled.
01:48:41.000 I think there's one part, people realize that it pisses off Gavin and they get a yuck about it.
01:48:47.000 There's another part of, you know, the classic joke of shitting on Ryan.
01:48:51.000 No, because I've been getting emails about it.
01:48:54.000 It's not a funny email troll.
01:48:56.000 It might be funny with a call-in, but I've been getting emails and comments online for a long time.
01:49:03.000 Well, so that would be then what I would attribute to the third part, which is there's a lot of just these fucking tech snobs out there, especially when it comes to audio.
01:49:12.000 Like if everything's not like the perfect 5G, 4K, L C D, L E D, whatever, they find they feel like it's like not good enough for them.
01:49:23.000 I remember, you know, like every time a new HC TV comes out, you have that friend who like can't watch an older TV ever again.
01:49:30.000 Even if it's like a five-year older TV, they'll complain.
01:49:33.000 I don't know.
01:49:34.000 That's a good theory.
01:49:36.000 So the standards are too high?
01:49:37.000 Especially when somebody mentions it, and then you have like a fajita effect.
01:49:42.000 Sorry, you're trying to say something?
01:49:45.000 So their standards are just too high?
01:49:49.000 Yeah, I think they're, well, I think they're, they're, I don't want to call them snobs and be so disparaging, but they're geeks.
01:49:55.000 So they have a much higher awareness of like how good audio can be compared to your average listener who probably doesn't give a shit.
01:50:02.000 I mean, I listen to, you know, just about every show, and it always sounds fine.
01:50:07.000 I listen to it with my headphones on, the headphones off, phone.
01:50:11.000 Okay.
01:50:11.000 Good to know.
01:50:12.000 Those are good theories.
01:50:13.000 On the subway.
01:50:14.000 Thanks for calling.
01:50:16.000 Great theory.
01:50:17.000 I have a feeling he had someone.
01:50:19.000 What's the next call?
01:50:23.000 Are you reading emails?
01:50:24.000 Caveman.
01:50:26.000 Caveman.
01:50:27.000 Gavin and Ryan.
01:50:28.000 Good evening.
01:50:30.000 Good evening.
01:50:32.000 Don't worry, I only have one point because some people, I actually respect the sanctity of the show.
01:50:40.000 Gavin, I have some bad news for you.
01:50:42.000 Are you sitting down?
01:50:43.000 Yes.
01:50:45.000 This is a very solemn moment.
01:50:48.000 You're going to say, after I say this, you're going to say, you have hurt me today.
01:50:54.000 So, listen, I sent you that sake bumper, okay?
01:50:59.000 And Gavin said, wow, I like that.
01:51:01.000 I like that girl.
01:51:02.000 I like her face, but I don't like her gut.
01:51:04.000 Is that true, Gavin?
01:51:05.000 You did say that.
01:51:06.000 Yep.
01:51:06.000 I liked her tits and her face and everything, but her gun seemed a bit rich.
01:51:10.000 Maybe she's pregnant.
01:51:13.000 Well, here's the bad news, Gavin.
01:51:15.000 The truth is, that was a deep fake, and I have put Saki's face on top of a random woman's fat body.
01:51:24.000 So by extension, you think Saki is hot.
01:51:29.000 I want to fuck you with my heels on.
01:51:31.000 Okay, thanks for calling.
01:51:34.000 That has hurt me today.
01:51:36.000 But wait, I want to see it again.
01:51:39.000 Because now I'm hoping that I can argue that, like, well, maybe Saki is hot, like, just here.
01:51:44.000 When you stretch out the face and she doesn't have a bony.
01:51:46.000 Yeah, when you give her huge tits and make her fun.
01:51:51.000 Don't you have these saved somewhere?
01:51:53.000 They're only an email?
01:51:55.000 I do.
01:51:55.000 I think that'll be easy to find.
01:51:58.000 Okay.
01:51:59.000 Go ahead and find it.
01:52:02.000 I'm having a lot of trouble with this Trump replacement.
01:52:08.000 I'm not sure what to do here.
01:52:18.000 It looks like a different person.
01:52:20.000 It's just got the core features of her face there.
01:52:23.000 That one she looks fine.
01:52:25.000 She doesn't have a bony face.
01:52:29.000 And the tits help.
01:52:32.000 Huh.
01:52:33.000 These are all different women, also.
01:52:36.000 I guess we find her attractive.
01:52:39.000 And that doesn't really bother me.
01:52:43.000 I never really said, haha, it's the ugly sacky hour.
01:52:47.000 I was like, haha, this woman is totally in over her head and has no clue what she's doing.
01:52:53.000 She was pretty ugly.
01:52:53.000 I don't know.
01:52:55.000 She looks like a witch.
01:52:57.000 Well, I was in my AP Environmental Science class when Chris Ben started running out.
01:53:01.000 Immediately we went around our closet and told the teacher to close the door.
01:53:04.000 We should close the door.
01:53:05.000 And then, right when she did stuff, the fireballs closed, and we all spent against each other behind.
01:53:16.000 On the day of the shooting, I got my camera and got on my bike and rode as fast as I could three miles from my house to the school to get as much video and get as many interviews as I could because I knew that this could not be another mass shooting.
01:53:34.000 Why isn't that a bigger deal?
01:53:36.000 Double standards in America, folks.
01:53:39.000 Double standards.
01:53:41.000 Peter Schiff.
01:53:44.000 Next.
01:53:45.000 Hey.
01:53:46.000 Hey, buddy.
01:53:46.000 I just wanted to say that the first caller was saying something about your best content ever.
01:53:54.000 I think it is the atheist argument for the existence of God.
01:53:58.000 It was a podcast you did, like, I don't know, three years ago.
01:54:04.000 But it's my favorite point that you make consistently.
01:54:08.000 You know, one of your stories you repeat all the time.
01:54:11.000 All right.
01:54:12.000 Thanks for calling.
01:54:12.000 Appreciate it.
01:54:13.000 Yeah, that was, I just, the wonder of nature is inarguable, right?
01:54:23.000 And then you just say, okay, once I get you with that, just plug God in.
01:54:27.000 Oh, yeah, but Jesus didn't have a burning bush.
01:54:30.000 And look, the rest of that is us just trying to wrap our heads around this incredible story.
01:54:36.000 Some, you know, pygmy tribes do a bad job.
01:54:39.000 Catholics do, I believe, the best job.
01:54:41.000 I think Jews do a great job.
01:54:43.000 But it's all us just trying to get a handle on it.
01:54:47.000 You know?
01:54:48.000 Yeah, he doesn't have a big beard.
01:54:49.000 Yeah, we know he doesn't have a big beard and sandals and stuff, but that just helps us sort of, I don't know, humanize it, get a clearer picture of it.
01:54:59.000 But I don't think you can deny the Big Bang, all this shit.
01:55:03.000 What's this?
01:55:04.000 Is this what he's talking about?
01:55:05.000 There's a layer of patheticness here, though.
01:55:08.000 Again, you just got to realize, yeah, these games are fun.
01:55:12.000 Now you're 32 and you're sitting there, I'm Batman.
01:55:15.000 That's me talking about video games, Ryan.
01:55:18.000 But it's with the amazing atheist, this guy, right?
01:55:20.000 Yeah.
01:55:21.000 Amazing atheist.
01:55:22.000 Boy, young people today do not have a problem with confidence.
01:55:28.000 Confidence is great.
01:55:29.000 Let's stop with the confidence, okay?
01:55:31.000 And now try to build up the substance here.
01:55:34.000 Because you're really good at everything else.
01:55:37.000 But my video is called The Atheist Argument for God.
01:55:41.000 My dad saw that and he goes, that's absolutely the stupidest thing you've ever done in your life.
01:55:47.000 Which hurt me today.
01:55:50.000 You were my sister, we were born.
01:55:54.000 That's pretty good.
01:55:55.000 Atheist argument for God.
01:55:58.000 Yeah, you're not going to find it.
01:55:58.000 Give up.
01:55:59.000 Ah, frick.
01:56:01.000 Well, we got Gabe on the line.
01:56:03.000 Gabe.
01:56:06.000 What's up, Gabe?
01:56:09.000 Unless your name isn't Gabe.
01:56:10.000 I have an idea.
01:56:11.000 6.
01:56:12.000 36.
01:56:14.000 Yes.
01:56:15.000 Hello.
01:56:16.000 Hello.
01:56:17.000 Hello.
01:56:19.000 Hey, uh, yeah.
01:56:20.000 I sent a mailbag an email.
01:56:25.000 It's a cartoon.
01:56:26.000 It's called Murdoch Murdoch.
01:56:29.000 I wanted to know what you think about that.
01:56:31.000 I already hate it.
01:56:32.000 He already hates it, sir.
01:56:35.000 Well, can you check it out, please?
01:56:37.000 He did say please.
01:56:39.000 Okay, fine.
01:56:40.000 That looks kind of cool.
01:56:40.000 What's Sir?
01:56:41.000 What is the email?
01:56:42.000 It just says Murdoch Murdoch.
01:56:44.000 Okay.
01:56:46.000 It's Kyle.
01:56:47.000 By Kyle.
01:56:48.000 I'm kind of a cartoon snob, and this is probably going to be flash animation or something, and it's going to get on my nerves, and I'm going to be pissed off now.
01:56:57.000 You sent it to the mailbox.
01:56:58.000 You know how to spell Murdoch, Ryan?
01:56:59.000 Sure do.
01:57:00.000 Okay.
01:57:01.000 How'd you spell it?
01:57:03.000 I'm not seeing it, bud.
01:57:06.000 The mailbag.
01:57:07.000 It's censored TV, right?
01:57:09.000 Yeah.
01:57:09.000 Murdoch, M-U-R-D-O-C-H.
01:57:11.000 Oh, you didn't put, you just put the link and you said Kyle Collins.
01:57:16.000 Yeah, yeah, I put a bit shoot link.
01:57:17.000 And it's also not available.
01:57:20.000 Thanks, buddy.
01:57:22.000 Son of a bitch.
01:57:23.000 Yeah, that was a great call.
01:57:25.000 Great way to end the show.
01:57:26.000 Poop.
01:57:28.000 Jesus fucking Christ.
01:57:29.000 And I promise you it sucks.
01:57:30.000 Well, look up Murdoch Murdoch now.
01:57:33.000 And it's cartoon.
01:57:34.000 Cartoon Murdoch.
01:57:36.000 Just Murdoch Murdoch.
01:57:37.000 You're not going to end up with two documentaries about Rupert Murdoch back-to-back.
01:57:44.000 You would look in video.
01:57:45.000 Murdoch mysteries and such.
01:57:49.000 I don't see no cartoons.
01:57:52.000 And you wrote Murdoch Murdoch twice?
01:57:53.000 What is that?
01:57:54.000 There's like a Pepe type thing I just saw.
01:57:58.000 Oh.
01:58:01.000 Yeah, so statistically, homogenous societies fare better than multi-ethnic societies.
01:58:08.000 Wow!
01:58:09.000 Dr. Murdoch was right!
01:58:11.000 Super chats are a great way of raising money.
01:58:14.000 We just made $15 in an hour!
01:58:18.000 Let's put coffee on my shirt.
01:58:20.000 Well, that's fine.
01:58:20.000 I've got another shirt under here anyway.
01:58:26.000 What just happened?
01:58:28.000 We made more in 10 seconds than in the whole last hour.
01:58:32.000 I guess they just think we're really smart.
01:58:35.000 Nah, it's pretty obvious.
01:58:38.000 They're into your boobs.
01:58:40.000 What?
01:58:41.000 They might only pay a few dollars to hear us talk, but pull out a little cleavage, and it's like the shekels just start pouring in.
01:58:50.000 But it feels warm.
01:58:55.000 I'm getting grumpy as a grumper.
01:59:00.000 Well, I'll keep going until we get a good call.
01:59:01.000 What are you doing?
01:59:02.000 Looking at all the callers.
01:59:03.000 Well, click on the next call, please.
01:59:06.000 All right.
01:59:06.000 Navy Joe.
01:59:10.000 Hi, Navy Joe.
01:59:11.000 Can you hear me?
01:59:12.000 Yep.
01:59:15.000 All right, perfect.
01:59:16.000 All right, buddy.
01:59:17.000 So here's the deal.
01:59:19.000 I moved from San Diego out to Georgia.
01:59:24.000 What I wanted to tell you was that I grew up in California.
01:59:29.000 The main thing that I thought was pretty interesting was that in California schools, as well as just like what you see on movies and everything else, is that they kind of make you think that the South is racist.
01:59:49.000 And then I get here and everybody's so welcoming and friendly.
01:59:54.000 Yeah, that's generally the story of America and Canada too.
01:59:57.000 It's like the South is racist.
01:59:58.000 They think dinosaurs don't exist.
02:00:00.000 They think gays are going to hell.
02:00:01.000 They want to lynch black people.
02:00:03.000 And then you get down here and everyone's like, ha, how you doing?
02:00:08.000 No, no, yeah, no.
02:00:10.000 Like, so anyways, my main point is, is that people are just completely manipulated by media.
02:00:21.000 Like, they watch.
02:00:26.000 I think I know what's going on here.
02:00:27.000 So this is like America First kids have decided that...
02:00:32.000 No, no, dude, I swear.
02:00:34.000 I swear.
02:00:34.000 I am not America First.
02:00:36.000 I'm watching your show right now.
02:00:40.000 I am just a person that...
02:00:45.000 Well, I'm Navy.
02:00:47.000 I talked to you a couple months ago on the Veterans Show.
02:00:50.000 I moved out here to Georgia, and I'm just trying to let you know that kids are manipulated from birth, pretty much, from watching TV from Hollywood, from being in LA schools.
02:01:09.000 That's where I was raised.
02:01:13.000 And I work in hospitals today.
02:01:17.000 And the best information I could give you right now is just wash your hands and you'll be safe.
02:01:28.000 All right, thanks for coming.
02:01:30.000 But I live in Georgia.
02:01:31.000 That was great.
02:01:36.000 The washing of the hands.
02:01:38.000 Good news.
02:01:39.000 Question about based on my predicament.
02:01:46.000 474.
02:01:48.000 Hello?
02:01:48.000 Hello?
02:01:52.000 You're on the line.
02:01:54.000 Hello.
02:01:55.000 Oh, hi.
02:01:57.000 Good morning, guys.
02:01:58.000 And thank you both for your service.
02:02:00.000 I really appreciate it.
02:02:02.000 And I have a bit of a little bit of a difficult situation in my life right now.
02:02:09.000 Situation.
02:02:10.000 And I know Gavin is a pro-family and a pro-life dude.
02:02:15.000 So I wanted to know if you knock up a girl and you're really not into her, there's no chance you're going to be able to settle down and establish a nuclear family and stick around.
02:02:29.000 Is abortion an option?
02:02:32.000 Even though it conflicts with your religious beliefs?
02:02:36.000 No.
02:02:37.000 And how'd you get in that situation in the first place is the question I always ask these people.
02:02:41.000 Like, well, how'd you come in here?
02:02:42.000 What, the condom broke?
02:02:44.000 What a load of bullshit.
02:02:45.000 If you're out fucking girls and you get one pregnant, then it's on you.
02:02:50.000 So don't go jizzing in a bunch of brads.
02:02:55.000 All right.
02:02:56.000 Thank you for your time.
02:03:00.000 These pranks, if they're pranks, are the worst pranks ever.
02:03:03.000 And if these are callers, they reek.
02:03:06.000 Lake.
02:03:09.000 This guy's called 12 times.
02:03:11.000 I think he's a friendly.
02:03:12.000 Okay, what's up?
02:03:15.000 Yeah, no, I've called it several times.
02:03:16.000 I called her on Veterans Day about my wife and shit.
02:03:19.000 My ex-wife.
02:03:20.000 I don't know if you can remember that.
02:03:21.000 Made the joke about, you know, the, you know, her when I'm on deployment and shit, she's got a cock in her mouth and whatever.
02:03:28.000 Yeah, I've called several times.
02:03:29.000 But, dude, I just wanted to ask you about Ben Shapiro, whether or not you watch him.
02:03:33.000 No, I don't.
02:03:34.000 I like him, though.
02:03:35.000 Oh, you don't?
02:03:36.000 I'm not interested.
02:03:37.000 Yeah, I mean, I like him, too.
02:03:39.000 He's become really hard to watch.
02:03:43.000 Anyway, I just wanted to ask: like, what is it about your show that you think is so interesting?
02:03:48.000 Because I turn him on sometimes throughout the day, and I'm like, what the fuck, man?
02:03:51.000 This is the same bullshit.
02:03:53.000 Over and over, he does an express VPN ad.
02:03:56.000 And then we talk about Israel and how shitty Trump is, and then it's fucking done after an hour.
02:04:00.000 So, like, what do you think that you do differently that the viewers keep coming back?
02:04:06.000 Well, I hope it would be variety, a sense of humor, a lot of pop culture, keeping it light, going off of tangents.
02:04:12.000 I see this more as a radio show where you can go wandering.
02:04:16.000 Whereas with Ben, it's like, got to hit these points, got to get through this.
02:04:20.000 Whereas I wouldn't mind if we talked the whole show about pussy for one episode and then realized, oh, shit, we didn't get to the new.
02:04:27.000 Okay, we'll get to that tomorrow.
02:04:30.000 Yes, absolutely.
02:04:31.000 It's a thousand times more entertaining.
02:04:33.000 I think variety is the.
02:04:35.000 All right, thanks, buddy.
02:04:36.000 All right, finally a good call.
02:04:40.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
02:04:58.000 I just feel so proud of you and got my beats on TC.
02:05:01.000 Yeah, there's no way that you can know what see the things we see.
02:05:04.000 She said she can tell every time that I like the mighty.