Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 27, 2021


GOML LIVE #87 | SHOOT THE BOER


Episode Stats

Length

34 minutes

Words per Minute

142.78735

Word Count

4,969

Sentence Count

521

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

41


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about Tiger Woods' recent car accident and why he doesn't care. Also, he talks about how he's back to his old self, which is not a good thing, and how he feels about his broken ribs and how they re now back to being a problem. Also, Gavin talks about his recent trip to the ER and how much he's getting paid for it, and what he's going to do with the notes he's been writing on the drive home from the hospital. And he gets into a fight with a woman who thinks he should be paid for his time in a dirty boxing gym. Enjoy! Get Off My Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts and is produced by Ryan Henderson and Evan Handyside. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review on whatever platform you're listening to this podcast on your favorite streaming platform. Thank you so much for your support, it really means a lot to us and we really appreciate it. Love ya. Peace, Blessings, Eternally grateful, EJ and Cheers, Ej and Ej & Elesa. -Evan McAllister -PJ & EJ & Ryan Thank you Ej Ej is a proud supporter of this podcast and EJ. & Ej talks about this podcast. EJ is a good friend of the podcast and gives us a shoutout to EJ's new album, Thank you for making it out there and we are so much love and support us with all the love and appreciation and support is so much more than you can handle it. Ej gives us all of that love and respect and appreciation. XOXO. -EJ is an amazing artist and we appreciate it so much. EJ talks about it. - EJ does it all. -PODCAST AND EJ gives us the chance to make it all out there. - Thank you, EZaydee and we're so much of it's a chance to help us out here and we hope you can do it all in a way that we can be a little bit more than that. -- Thank you and we do it in return.


Transcript

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:21.000 I can't believe it.
00:00:27.000 Do my eyes deceive me?
00:00:30.000 Am I back in your arms?
00:00:34.000 Away from all harm?
00:00:38.000 It's like a dream to be with you again.
00:00:50.000 Fucking hell, that was a quick one by the who.
00:00:53.000 Ah, bloody hell.
00:00:56.000 I can't print me notes.
00:00:58.000 We're out of black ink.
00:01:01.000 Did you try it in red?
00:01:02.000 Have you got the black cartridge in there?
00:01:03.000 I do.
00:01:05.000 The used one.
00:01:06.000 Yeah.
00:01:07.000 That's a fucking pisser.
00:01:08.000 I don't like that.
00:01:09.000 I don't like how it just ends instantly.
00:01:12.000 It should give you like a week of grey.
00:01:16.000 You know?
00:01:16.000 True.
00:01:17.000 It's like black, black, black, black, black, then shit and then nothing.
00:01:22.000 That's fucking bollocks.
00:01:26.000 Tiger Woods, a professional golfer, who's no longer very popular, was in a car accident.
00:01:35.000 Could I possibly care less?
00:01:40.000 If his head came off in this car accident, I would be interested in a physics sense.
00:01:47.000 I think that's happened to James Dean.
00:01:49.000 That's what happened to James Dean.
00:01:51.000 But like Tiger Woods, why the fuck is this everywhere in the news?
00:01:54.000 Who cares?
00:01:56.000 And the worst part is he's fine!
00:02:00.000 Okay, a pro golfer fell.
00:02:03.000 His machine broke and it spun around.
00:02:06.000 I guess we're supposed to care when the LeBron James died of being scared of traffic jams?
00:02:16.000 When he took a helicopter?
00:02:17.000 Kobe Bryant.
00:02:18.000 Kobe Bryant?
00:02:21.000 You know, my favorite meme, I think, is that nerdy kid who goes, you know what, I'm just going to say it.
00:02:26.000 I don't care that you broke your elbow.
00:02:29.000 I'm just going to say it.
00:02:30.000 I don't care that Tiger Woods crashed his car.
00:02:33.000 But why would anyone care?
00:02:35.000 It's like when my wife cried her eyes out because Prince died.
00:02:40.000 I'm about to say it.
00:02:43.000 I don't care that you broke your elbow.
00:02:48.000 Somebody just starts... That... the... the... is kind of the best part of the meme.
00:02:56.000 Broke your elbow.
00:03:01.000 So, my ribs are re-broken.
00:03:02.000 You know what?
00:03:05.000 I had Crack Ribs 10 weeks ago because I spoke out of turn in class, basically.
00:03:11.000 I was fighting Suge and I'm sick of being the fucking Cupcake, Mayor of Cupcakeville at that fucking gym.
00:03:19.000 And it's not because I'm a pussy, by the way.
00:03:20.000 It's because these guys have all been doing it for 25 years.
00:03:23.000 I'm in a slum, in a dirty boxing gym.
00:03:26.000 So I'm the only bourgeoisie there.
00:03:29.000 Everyone else was like in Vietnam.
00:03:33.000 And they were in the mob, literally, and they were cops and stuff.
00:03:37.000 So yes, I'm the second worst boxer in that entire gym, but that's a reflection on the gym, not my pussiness.
00:03:45.000 Anyway, I just got sick of it and they were kind of like letting me hit them.
00:03:50.000 And in the third round, 10 weeks ago, I just went, yeah.
00:03:54.000 And I just started fucking nailing him and punching him as hard as I could.
00:03:58.000 So then he goes, oh shit, these are real punches.
00:04:01.000 Okay, you wanna play with the big boys?
00:04:03.000 And then he started pounding my ass.
00:04:06.000 And he cracked my ribs, which is fine, that's what you sign up for.
00:04:09.000 And they repaired.
00:04:10.000 And I remember like sleeping over the past 10 weeks, there's certain positions you can't do.
00:04:15.000 And then you feel them healing.
00:04:19.000 And they had healed.
00:04:21.000 And I slept, I think last night I was like, hello boys.
00:04:25.000 I'm sleeping anyway.
00:04:26.000 I want two girls.
00:04:29.000 And then today I was doing burpees and I felt like a pup.
00:04:36.000 And I'm fucking back to square one.
00:04:41.000 If someone said, Gavin, you can either get in and out of your car or get raped by your dad, I would go.
00:04:53.000 I'll get in and out of my car.
00:04:54.000 It would take that long.
00:04:55.000 You use the car more than your butthole.
00:04:58.000 And as I was explaining to my friend John about an hour ago, feeling a sneeze coming on is like feeling my mother walk towards me with a robe on about to flash me.
00:05:09.000 So I'm like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:14.000 Achoo!
00:05:15.000 With her giant long 60 year old tits.
00:05:21.000 Rib.
00:05:27.000 So I guess what we'll do with the notes is... Finish watching that pornography.
00:05:37.000 I guess what we'll do with the notes is I'll just read them from my computer machine.
00:05:42.000 So it'll be like the mailbag in a sense.
00:05:45.000 Right, Ryan?
00:05:45.000 It's not a big deal.
00:05:47.000 It's less aesthetically pleasing.
00:05:55.000 Let's look at the paper today.
00:05:56.000 Do you have any news?
00:05:57.000 What happened to you?
00:05:59.000 Who, me?
00:05:59.000 Yeah, what you been up to?
00:06:00.000 I was playing the guitar and I did my taxes.
00:06:05.000 No, you didn't.
00:06:05.000 That's kind of the big... I did.
00:06:06.000 I went on TurboTax.
00:06:08.000 Instead of going in person.
00:06:09.000 So at first I tried to make an appointment, didn't work, went to the phone.
00:06:14.000 So your taxes are finished?
00:06:15.000 Yep.
00:06:16.000 I'm waiting on my money.
00:06:17.000 I don't believe you.
00:06:18.000 That is.
00:06:18.000 I have the confirmation email.
00:06:21.000 Don't you need like 1099s and all that stuff?
00:06:24.000 No.
00:06:25.000 That's if I made money that's not taxed already, right?
00:06:30.000 I just need the W-2.
00:06:33.000 Uh, the $10.99 for the, you know, I had made some money on Robin Hood, but it's such a small amount, it's not taxable.
00:06:40.000 No.
00:06:41.000 Well, you have to make, like, 50 grand a year to be taxed.
00:06:45.000 I mean, you need a net.
00:06:48.000 Net profit.
00:06:49.000 I don't know what the net profit is before you get taxed.
00:06:51.000 I think you have to have, like, profited 50 grand a year to be taxed.
00:06:57.000 But haven't you not paid tax, like, in 10 years?
00:07:00.000 No, I skipped one year of not filing.
00:07:02.000 I've been doing taxes for a bit.
00:07:05.000 So what happened in that magic year?
00:07:09.000 I think it was 2019 I didn't, because I was just working at Compound, then the kitchen, the restaurant, all under the table.
00:07:17.000 So is that included in what you did today?
00:07:19.000 Wait, what is?
00:07:22.000 Those taxes you didn't do in 2019.
00:07:23.000 Oh, no, no, no.
00:07:25.000 Because that was all off the books.
00:07:27.000 I worked off the books and then at Compound.
00:07:29.000 So you just admitted publicly on live TV that you... Allegedly.
00:07:35.000 ...embezzled money.
00:07:36.000 Allegedly.
00:07:38.000 Okay, so they don't care about your 2019?
00:07:39.000 No, I don't think so.
00:07:43.000 They never brought it up.
00:07:45.000 I don't understand how you did your taxes so fast.
00:07:47.000 Yeah, just on TurboTax.com.
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00:09:23.000 Yeah, I've heard a lot of people say that and I've noticed it for me personally.
00:09:25.000 Got the Rogan salute.
00:09:26.000 What am I supposed to do about this cracked rib?
00:09:28.000 I can't even laugh.
00:09:29.000 Every time I laugh now I go, ow ow ow ow ow.
00:09:32.000 Did you hear there's a bunch of Nazi fans of Joe Rogan?
00:09:36.000 No.
00:09:37.000 They all get together and they do the Rogan salute.
00:09:40.000 Trying to make you laugh.
00:09:42.000 His ribs are cracked, you know, like an old man.
00:09:47.000 That's a very good John Mulaney.
00:09:49.000 But I don't get the Rogan salute.
00:09:51.000 I don't know.
00:09:51.000 Rogan salute?
00:09:52.000 I don't know.
00:09:53.000 It just sounds like Roman salute.
00:09:55.000 Oh, Roman salute.
00:09:56.000 Okay.
00:09:58.000 Well.
00:10:00.000 Today's book is called Blitzed by Norman Oler, Drugs in the Third Reich.
00:10:06.000 It's basically about how fucking high Hitler was and all the troops.
00:10:11.000 They were on meth.
00:10:12.000 They were on speed.
00:10:14.000 Speed is a very effective stimulant.
00:10:16.000 And then at the end we learn that Hitler was on heroin.
00:10:21.000 He was on downers, dude.
00:10:23.000 I tried to get my wife to read this book and she got bored.
00:10:26.000 But it's a fucking amazing book.
00:10:29.000 And this book inspired me to do an article about how everyone
00:10:34.000 Has been high or drunk in war.
00:10:37.000 And I was thinking the Colombian, first there's the Nazis on speed, then there's Colombian marching powder, right?
00:10:43.000 Colombians army was on coke.
00:10:45.000 That's how they dominated Colombia and colonized it.
00:10:49.000 And so I talked to a World War II vet.
00:10:52.000 And I said, hey, I want to do an article about how you guys were all wasted all the time and you would steal beer and steal booze and steal champagne and get drunk.
00:11:01.000 And he goes, are you out of your fucking mind?
00:11:05.000 Which is not the response I expected.
00:11:07.000 I'm only a war movie vet, not a war vet.
00:11:10.000 And he goes, we had nothing.
00:11:13.000 We dreamed of water.
00:11:15.000 You think we had fucking booze?
00:11:17.000 He goes, we would sit in a trench.
00:11:19.000 This is a very old man and this was a long time ago.
00:11:22.000 And talk for hours about chocolate.
00:11:25.000 We weren't wasted.
00:11:28.000 So I canned that article.
00:11:30.000 I did not do it.
00:11:31.000 Oh.
00:11:32.000 Here I am looking for it.
00:11:34.000 This was back in Vice days.
00:11:34.000 No.
00:11:37.000 But yeah, the Nazi regime preached an ideology of physical, mental, and moral purity.
00:11:41.000 Yet, as Norman Oller reveals in this gripping new history, the Third Reich was saturated with drugs, cocaine, opiates, and most of all, methamphetamines.
00:11:51.000 Troops were encouraged, and in some cases ordered, to take rations.
00:11:54.000 I heard that our troops also had speed, especially in the Air Force.
00:12:01.000 The elevated energy and feelings of invincibility associated with the high even Help to account for the breakneck invasion that sealed the fall of France in 1940 as well as well as other German military victories Hitler himself became increasingly dependent on a cocktail of drugs ultimately including Yucca doll a cousin of heroin I Want to be heroines cousin?
00:12:23.000 So that's a fun book
00:12:27.000 The opening song was The Who, a quick one.
00:12:29.000 It was a friend of ours who begged us to make that the opening song.
00:12:42.000 Wait a minute.
00:12:46.000 When I rented that cabin in Hunter, I put on YouTube at Rolling Stones and they showed me the Rolling Stones playing in this same locale.
00:12:56.000 Oh, look at that.
00:12:57.000 The Rock and Roll Circus.
00:12:58.000 Yep.
00:12:59.000 The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus.
00:13:01.000 That must have been a fucking ticket.
00:13:02.000 You know who was in the audience?
00:13:04.000 Who?
00:13:05.000 John Lennon and Yoko Ono.
00:13:06.000 Dang.
00:13:07.000 They got married a year later.
00:13:08.000 Let me see more of that?
00:13:09.000 Sure.
00:13:10.000 I was gonna look at that whole concert.
00:13:12.000 But let's just go back.
00:13:16.000 Her man's been gone for nigh on a year.
00:13:22.000 He was due home yesterday, but he ain't here.
00:13:26.000 Her man's been gone.
00:13:29.000 Dear The Who, could you have bigger noses, please?
00:13:33.000 He was due home yesterday, but he ain't here.
00:13:37.000 Poor Roger Daltrey.
00:13:41.000 He doesn't get a microphone.
00:13:43.000 Oh, there we go.
00:13:50.000 Keith Moon might be my favorite drummer.
00:13:52.000 Look at that guy.
00:13:54.000 He's so sloppy.
00:13:56.000 It's like sloppy jazz.
00:13:59.000 And when you listen to the Small Faces and other bands from that time, you realize they were all heavily influenced by jazz drummers, but also with this layer of drunken sloppiness to it.
00:14:19.000 All around the world.
00:14:23.000 You know, like a globe?
00:14:26.000 It's round like the earth.
00:14:28.000 You know, not a globe.
00:14:29.000 People say I'm turning into my mother.
00:14:33.000 The jukebox money.
00:14:36.000 You know, not your dad?
00:14:38.000 I'm doing a shitty imitation of your imitation.
00:14:45.000 This was in the post today.
00:14:47.000 Vanity Fair goes Hollywood.
00:14:50.000 I'm a curmudgeon, so everything about this bothered me, particularly the resolution of the photograph.
00:14:55.000 It's like 72 dpi, and it was done by Maurizio Cadalan, who's an incredible artist, really impressive dude, who I guess Vanity Fair hired to do this silly cover, and the fact that they printed his photograph in 72 dpi just put me in a bad mood.
00:15:11.000 And then as I'm in a bad mood, I'm looking at this cunt, Charlize Theron, and I'm thinking,
00:15:19.000 Fuck you, whore.
00:15:21.000 Fuck you.
00:15:24.000 Why?
00:15:25.000 I'll tell you why.
00:15:25.000 Because she's a South African farmer and she has no sympathy for the white farmers of South Africa who are being slaughtered, destroyed.
00:15:40.000 Genocide.
00:15:41.000 It's genocide.
00:15:43.000 And it's something that's so horrific, not just the farmers of Zimbabwe, which was Rhodesia, but all South African farmers now are being slaughtered to levels of sadism that are difficult to stomach, which is why I say don't Google image it.
00:15:59.000 And that's her people.
00:16:01.000 She's a fucking farmer.
00:16:02.000 And what does she do?
00:16:03.000 She adopts two black kids from America.
00:16:08.000 And then bitches about how we have this dumb belief in society in America where you need a mom and a dad and they have to come out of you.
00:16:18.000 Yeah, Charlize, we do have that belief here.
00:16:21.000 That is ideal.
00:16:22.000 No one's saying you shouldn't adopt.
00:16:24.000 If you can't have babies, please do adopt.
00:16:26.000 But to just adopt black kids as pets and be a single mom, especially when you make one of them trans, I wonder what the kid's birth father would think if he knew that the black child you gave up for adoption became a trans child.
00:16:41.000 I don't think he'd be too jazzed.
00:16:43.000 I don't think the mom would be too jazzed.
00:16:47.000 But it just pisses me off that these South Africans are so eager to shit.
00:16:54.000 On their own country.
00:16:58.000 While their people die.
00:17:02.000 Like Dave Matthews.
00:17:03.000 I've heard him on Stern talking about South Africa and apartheid and how disgusting it is.
00:17:08.000 Or Trevor Noah.
00:17:09.000 All he talks about is how when I was born it was illegal.
00:17:14.000 For a year and then miscagenation was totally legalized in like 82 or 83 when you were two or three so he talks about how Trevor Noah just talks about how when I was a little boy I'd be walking the street and one of my parents my white dad would have to cross the street because our marriage was illegal and
00:17:36.000 It was not.
00:17:38.000 You're lying.
00:17:40.000 And there's no way that your dad had to cross the street.
00:17:42.000 It's a made up story that got him a deal at the Daily Show.
00:17:47.000 And so Dave Matthews shits on South Africa all the time and Charlize Theron never mentions her people, her white farmers.
00:17:53.000 And why didn't you adopt some of your fucking white farmers?
00:17:58.000 They're in concentration camps right now.
00:18:01.000 They're considered human garbage.
00:18:02.000 They can't get a job.
00:18:03.000 They're starving to death.
00:18:05.000 On these horrible camps that are not that different from World War II POW camps.
00:18:13.000 No mention.
00:18:14.000 Or Elon Musk.
00:18:15.000 Billionaire.
00:18:17.000 Throw them a fucking bone, dude.
00:18:19.000 You're supposed to be the rebel, the renegade, the stalwart, the maniac.
00:18:25.000 How about you mention that there's ethnocide going on in your fucking country.
00:18:31.000 Actually, that's in the notes.
00:18:33.000 If you want to jump ahead to racism, shall we?
00:18:36.000 Sure.
00:18:37.000 Sure.
00:18:39.000 Let's Let's Talk About Racism.
00:18:43.000 That was racist, guys.
00:18:47.000 Did I not send you the notes yet?
00:18:49.000 I got them.
00:18:50.000 Okay, I got them here.
00:18:52.000 So, racism, racism.
00:18:55.000 How do you do?
00:18:58.000 Yeah, let's look at 4-0.
00:19:01.000 This is old news, but this is what I'm talking about.
00:19:03.000 Outside of the brutally sadistic murders, where, and I was talking again with this about, I was talking to Conor McGregor's coach about this.
00:19:12.000 And he was talking about how he told his girlfriend, his wife, he did my trick where you talk about the white farmers in South Africa, but you say dogs.
00:19:23.000 And you go, yeah, it's brutal.
00:19:25.000 They're going to these farms.
00:19:26.000 They're killing the dogs.
00:19:27.000 They're boiling them alive.
00:19:28.000 They're raping the puppies in front of the mom dog.
00:19:31.000 They're cutting off the limbs of these dogs.
00:19:35.000 They're eviscerating them.
00:19:36.000 They're disemboweling them.
00:19:37.000 They're burning them alive.
00:19:39.000 And everyone goes, oh my God!
00:19:42.000 And then you go, just kidding, I meant white farmers.
00:19:45.000 And then they go, yeah, they had it coming.
00:19:49.000 So this isn't even that, this is much better than that.
00:19:52.000 This is in South Africa's post-apartheid white squatter camps where hundreds of families live in dangerous shanty huts in desperate need of food and clothing.
00:20:00.000 Hey, Charlize.
00:20:03.000 Right here.
00:20:04.000 You've got a beautiful Versace gown on.
00:20:08.000 Your people, and I don't just mean South Africans, I mean farmers, they don't have clothes.
00:20:14.000 Can you throw them a fucking bone?
00:20:16.000 And don't even send money, just acknowledge that it exists.
00:20:19.000 Hey, Elon Musk, Dave Matthews, and Charlize Theron, can you acknowledge that there is a war going on against white people in South Africa, please?
00:20:29.000 It doesn't even seem like that political of a thing to me.
00:20:33.000 Pretend it's Amish!
00:20:35.000 Pretend it's albinos!
00:20:38.000 Anyway, show pictures from that camp.
00:20:39.000 I was trying to see if he ever spoke about it.
00:20:47.000 Apparently not.
00:20:48.000 He did farm aid.
00:20:49.000 No, I've heard him.
00:20:50.000 They all bitch about how racist apartheid was, which was back in the early 80s.
00:20:57.000 Look at that.
00:20:57.000 That's where they live now.
00:21:00.000 No acknowledgement.
00:21:01.000 No one is acknowledging this.
00:21:03.000 This is the amount of sympathy they get because their ancestors did something messed up?
00:21:10.000 Arguably?
00:21:12.000 I don't think Apartheid was bad.
00:21:14.000 What do you think about that?
00:21:15.000 I don't know.
00:21:17.000 Apartheid was not necessarily anti-black.
00:21:20.000 It was anti-non-Boer.
00:21:22.000 The Boers came to South Africa.
00:21:25.000 It was a shithole.
00:21:26.000 No one owned it.
00:21:28.000 It was tumbleweeds.
00:21:30.000 It's desert.
00:21:31.000 It's shit land.
00:21:33.000 They eventually worked with the Zulus and said, we want this land.
00:21:37.000 The Zulu said, what about this part?
00:21:38.000 What about that part?
00:21:39.000 They negotiated deals.
00:21:41.000 The Bota, the first, what is Peter Bota, the first colonist, if you want to call him that, spoke fluent Zulu, worked out with the Zulus what his land would be.
00:21:52.000 And then they fenced it off.
00:21:56.000 And they irrigated it and made it the breadbasket of Africa in general.
00:22:03.000 It was a fantastic place.
00:22:04.000 But they are xenophobic, the Boers.
00:22:07.000 They don't like Greeks.
00:22:09.000 They called them Sikhefas.
00:22:11.000 Khefa is the n-word over there.
00:22:13.000 They don't want their daughters to date Greeks.
00:22:17.000 So they said no boars, no non-boars allowed.
00:22:20.000 And if you are a non-boar, and most of non-boars are black, you can only come in in the day that you gotta get the fuck out.
00:22:26.000 And if you insist on being here, you're a second-class citizen.
00:22:28.000 No one minds that women are second-class citizens in Saudi Arabia.
00:22:32.000 That's fine.
00:22:34.000 No one cares about the rampant racism in Cuba today, where blacks have different passports, different markings on their passports.
00:22:41.000 That's fine.
00:22:43.000 But in South Africa, no.
00:22:46.000 So they had international pressure to abolish it.
00:22:48.000 They did.
00:22:49.000 White people abolished apartheid, by the way.
00:22:52.000 And the takeaway was revenge.
00:22:57.000 And it's been nothing but shoot the ball, shoot to kill ever since.
00:23:03.000 And it leads the world now in hunger, starvation, rape, murder.
00:23:11.000 It's one of the worst places on earth to be.
00:23:14.000 Post-apartheid South Africa.
00:23:16.000 So did, did your plan work?
00:23:20.000 Are you happy with the way things?
00:23:21.000 Well, it's equitable now.
00:23:22.000 No, it isn't.
00:23:23.000 It's tribal.
00:23:25.000 And the fucking annoying thing about the West or most Westerners perspective on South Africa is they see it as black versus white.
00:23:31.000 No, there's like eight tribes.
00:23:34.000 Seven of them are black, one is white.
00:23:37.000 But it's like four on four.
00:23:40.000 And the civil war you're about to see there will be the Marxist tribes versus the old school South African tribes.
00:23:46.000 Get black and white out of your fucking head, please.
00:23:50.000 I mean, they ran out of water in Cape Town recently.
00:23:54.000 And they were giving all these seminars on how to wash and clean yourself with the same fucking bucket.
00:24:02.000 Yet, Americans, as parochial as we are, totally ignore the big picture and just go for like, it was racist, now it's not, now it's awesome, and blacks rule it, and it's Wakanda.
00:24:15.000 Like, check out this, what is it, 3-9.
00:24:21.000 This is a woman saying we need to get more like South Africa.
00:24:30.000 A politician.
00:24:31.000 Most white people and Europeans are about agendas and to-do lists and tasks and, oh, we have 30 minutes for this and, oh, time to move on.
00:24:40.000 Sounds good.
00:24:40.000 Where many people of color
00:24:44.000 Maybe it matters, maybe it doesn't.
00:24:46.000 In South Africa, if we were meeting right here at 2.35, if Craig Bill walked in right now in South Africa, what would happen is they would stop, welcome him, how was your weekend, do you have any plans for Thanksgiving, and would bring him up to speed on what he missed.
00:25:04.000 If we were in South Africa.
00:25:06.000 Stop.
00:25:08.000 Karen, that's a shitty system.
00:25:12.000 That's inefficient.
00:25:13.000 If you want to talk to Craig or Ben about what he's doing this weekend, do that on your own fucking time.
00:25:20.000 In the cafeteria.
00:25:23.000 How is that a good thing?
00:25:24.000 And then you stop the whole process for a guy who's late.
00:25:27.000 Cool.
00:25:27.000 Yeah, no.
00:25:28.000 We're not doing that.
00:25:29.000 No.
00:25:29.000 We want to get shit done, actually.
00:25:33.000 Somebody, if Craig Bill walked in right now here in Tumwater, Washington, and maybe somebody, well our chairs are gracious, so you all would let them know here we are, but it's basically, this is where we are so just get with it.
00:25:49.000 I do want to ask for clarity, we are still going to move forward with the idea of an advisory board, is that true?
00:25:55.000 Uh oh, someone wants to get something done.
00:25:58.000 What are you, a fucking anti-South African?
00:26:01.000 Do you want apartheid in here?
00:26:03.000 How dare you want to actually get a kernel of substance out of this meeting?
00:26:10.000 Okay, I just wanted to double check because I think that's really important.
00:26:15.000 Can we move on?
00:26:17.000 No.
00:26:17.000 Yeah.
00:26:18.000 I just...
00:26:20.000 This sounds so much like what Dr. Johnson was talking about just a minute ago.
00:26:25.000 Through this work, the Office of Equity should model practices in decolonizing boards and other government structures by identifying and dismantling culture-bound rules and decorum, time requirement, education, and what we call expertise.
00:26:41.000 Whoa.
00:26:44.000 We're dismantling expertise now?
00:26:46.000 What are you saying?
00:26:48.000 What language are you speaking?
00:26:52.000 Um, what's, uh, what's that other South Africa link I have?
00:26:57.000 The Instagram thing?
00:26:58.000 Oh, I think that's talking about, um, just where South Africa is today.
00:27:04.000 It's right between 40 and 41.
00:27:08.000 Let's talk about racism.
00:27:13.000 That was racist, guys.
00:27:15.000 Oh.
00:27:15.000 Oh, man.
00:27:17.000 Hey, are you on Ketflix and Chills?
00:27:19.000 Ketflix and Pills?
00:27:21.000 No, what's that?
00:27:22.000 It's the funniest Instagram account on Netflix.
00:27:25.000 I mean, on Instagram.
00:27:28.000 Ketflix and Pills.
00:27:31.000 Anyway, the thing that you're unable to pull up... Oh, dude, I should give you access to this so that way everything that you follow is on here.
00:27:39.000 Yeah, you should just be logged into this Instagram.
00:27:40.000 True.
00:27:41.000 South Africa tried being less white and now leads the world in crime, murder, robbery, interracial rape, HIV, and poverty.
00:27:47.000 Anti-white racism is not about social justice.
00:27:50.000 It's just about anti-white racism.
00:27:52.000 Coke is racist.
00:27:53.000 There was someone talking about the Coca-Cola thing where they're training them to be less white.
00:27:57.000 Do you want to write down your info for this?
00:27:59.000 I'll just say it here.
00:28:01.000 So my Instagram account is Kevin McGinnis Millimia.
00:28:06.000 And my password, which is the same for all my stuff, is BRX.
00:28:19.000 It was a joke.
00:28:20.000 Yeah, that was a joke.
00:28:21.000 So anybody scrambling to a notepad, you're a bad person.
00:28:24.000 I'm not.
00:28:24.000 That's a fun game though.
00:28:26.000 Like you go to a bank machine and you're with other people and you go, yeah.
00:28:30.000 Withdrawal.
00:28:33.000 Password.
00:28:33.000 4-5-5-2.
00:28:35.000 This is so easy.
00:28:38.000 You just put in your password.
00:28:40.000 And then see how many people are just like 4-5-5-2.
00:28:43.000 And you get your money.
00:28:47.000 Alright we gotta go as far as the freebies go.
00:28:51.000 BetDSI boxing Canelo plus March Madness and then we're told that you may add an instrumental rap song.
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00:29:04.000 Canelo is boxing this weekend and I'm betting on the fight.
00:29:06.000 Canelo is amazing because
00:29:09.000 He looks damn Irish to me.
00:29:10.000 Canelo?
00:29:11.000 That's not his real name.
00:29:11.000 That means cinnamon.
00:29:12.000 They call him cinnamon because he's like a ginger.
00:29:16.000 Why is an Irishman genetically fucking Mexican?
00:29:20.000 I've heard stories about how the Irish were used as these mercenary soldiers in the Spanish-American War?
00:29:29.000 And some of them just stayed there?
00:29:31.000 So he's the, you know, an ancestor of Irish mercenaries?
00:29:38.000 Maybe.
00:29:39.000 He sure don't look Mexican to me.
00:29:41.000 But my stupid theory is that the Irish are good fighters, but they don't like the heat.
00:29:48.000 They get overheated.
00:29:50.000 This is an Irishman who's been training in Mexico his whole life in 110 degree heat.
00:29:57.000 So he has the ability to take on punches and have limitless heat.
00:30:03.000 This is another Mexican.
00:30:05.000 Yeah, sort of.
00:30:13.000 But the other thing about Canelo, Mexican fighting is a very unique type of boxing, where they don't have any defense.
00:30:18.000 They just, it's not boxing, it's fighting.
00:30:21.000 They don't block, they just murder each other.
00:30:23.000 Now, there was Valdez last weekend who was doing some cool slips, but for the most part, they're just fucking, it's a, what's that Mel Gibson movie?
00:30:31.000 Apocalypse-o.
00:30:33.000 They just come at each other, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, no blocking.
00:30:37.000 Destroying each other, boom, bam, boom.
00:30:40.000 But Canelo, maybe because he's secretly white, even though he doesn't even fucking speak English, has the deeks.
00:30:47.000 So, you can't hit him.
00:30:50.000 So it'll be a very exciting fight.
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00:31:40.000 By the way, I also have this
00:31:43.000 Conor McGregor's coach's conversation in the back of my head.
00:31:46.000 He was mad at me for betting on the other guy.
00:31:48.000 To be clear, I did not bet on Poirier in the Conor McGregor fight.
00:31:54.000 Anthony Cumia did.
00:31:56.000 And the reason he did was the money back on Conor McGregor sucked.
00:32:02.000 It was like 30 bucks.
00:32:04.000 Same with Valdez, by the way.
00:32:06.000 My bookie wouldn't take a boxing fight for some reason that weekend so I didn't get my bet through but I would have made like nothing.
00:32:14.000 So you bet on the other guy.
00:32:17.000 That's why Anthony Cumia and I were screaming other guy, other guy.
00:32:21.000 We had no idea who he was.
00:32:24.000 But it does feel like a sin.
00:32:26.000 Okay, um, that is the free part of the show, and to all you freeloaders out there, every Wednesday we do half hour, free, it's pretty indicative of what the show is, you get the idea, but this show is two hours a day.
00:32:42.000 Every day.
00:32:42.000 Green screens.
00:32:44.000 Fun stuff.
00:32:45.000 Guests.
00:32:46.000 Sketches.
00:32:48.000 Fights.
00:32:49.000 Ryan and I get into serious arguments.
00:32:51.000 His latest thing is he doesn't believe in dinosaurs.
00:32:53.000 I'm not sure if I do.
00:32:53.000 If you can imagine that.
00:32:56.000 He also doesn't think planes went into the World Trade Center.
00:32:58.000 And what's amazing about his idiotic theories is our viewers will email the mailbag and go, fuck you man.
00:33:07.000 I got Ryan's back.
00:33:08.000 Do you know how many people support you?
00:33:10.000 On your idiocy?
00:33:11.000 A lot of curious people out there.
00:33:12.000 A lot of curious people.
00:33:15.000 Curious about dinosaurs.
00:33:16.000 Anyway, that's what you get when you pay for this.
00:33:19.000 It's ten bucks a month.
00:33:20.000 My show is only maybe
00:33:23.000 A twelfth?
00:33:26.000 A fifteenth of the content?
00:33:27.000 There's new content every day.
00:33:29.000 Jacob Wall, Laura Loomer, Milo Yiannopoulos, fuckin'... Capacab.
00:33:33.000 Capacab.
00:33:34.000 Soph.
00:33:35.000 Larry Barnes.
00:33:37.000 Gary.
00:33:37.000 Jim Goad, the man who basically brainchilded Vice.
00:33:42.000 Without Jim Goad, there'd be no Vice.
00:33:46.000 A homeless guy named Gary.
00:33:48.000 Soph.
00:33:51.000 Of course atheism is unstoppable.
00:33:53.000 He's number two besides me as far as viewership goes.
00:33:56.000 Katie Hopkins, Wayne Dupree.
00:33:59.000 It's the best investment you could possibly make.
00:34:02.000 Anyway, so what we're gonna do now is we're going to say goodbye to the freeloaders and then we're gonna stick with the people who paid and then we'll talk for another half hour or so and then we'll take calls.
00:34:13.000 So this is a fake goodbye.
00:34:22.000 Get fired.
00:34:24.000 Get fired.
00:34:25.000 Get in trouble.
00:34:27.000 Be brave.
00:34:28.000 And never stop fighting.
00:34:39.000 You are forgiven.
00:34:41.000 You are forgiven.
00:34:43.000 You are forgiven.
00:34:45.000 You are forgiven.
00:34:46.000 You are forgiven.