Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #9

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon!

00:00:30.000 There we go That's a record Ryan yeah, I'm trying to see what you don't even know what you did.

00:00:36.000 Oh, no I do I do What'd you do?

00:00:53.000 I fucked up.

00:00:54.000 Oh, that's clear.

00:00:55.000 Yeah.

00:00:56.000 But what did you do?

00:00:57.000 Okay, well, there are these complex little settings that I got on the soundboard there.

00:01:03.000 Yeah, complex to some.

00:01:06.000 And what had happened was I pressed the wrong, it was on the wrong channel.

00:01:12.000 So what did the people at home hear besides the music stop abruptly?

00:01:15.000 I'm not sure.

00:01:17.000 They might have heard no music.

00:01:18.000 But in post,

00:01:21.000 You know.

00:01:22.000 This is live, retard.

00:01:23.000 Yeah.

00:01:24.000 That's the new name for the show.

00:01:26.000 This is live, retard.

00:01:27.000 This is live, retard.

00:01:29.000 What do you think of my new suit?

00:01:29.000 Hi, folks.

00:01:31.000 Pretty cool, huh?

00:01:32.000 Custom made by Nita Fashions.

00:01:33.000 It even says my name.

00:01:35.000 That's the kind of thing that's cool to get after you die.

00:01:38.000 Like, cool from your dad.

00:01:40.000 So my sons will get all these neat custom suits that have my name in them.

00:01:45.000 Welcome back.

00:01:46.000 We're back in Manhattan, back in NYC.

00:01:48.000 Goddamn, it's hot.

00:01:49.000 Wearing a suit in Manhattan is brutal.

00:01:52.000 Wearing a suit in the subway in Manhattan is just interesting.

00:01:56.000 It's like, it's a dare.

00:01:58.000 It sucks balls, especially after being on the beach all week.

00:02:03.000 And New Yorkers are hideous and they stink.

00:02:06.000 What is with people stinking?

00:02:09.000 I don't understand it.

00:02:11.000 Why do you reek?

00:02:13.000 Like, don't you smell yourself?

00:02:16.000 I've stunk before.

00:02:18.000 There's times when I go out and I go, oh no, I forgot to wear deodorant and I'm running around all day today.

00:02:23.000 So you go to the bathroom of any establishment after you buy your fries or whatever.

00:02:29.000 You go to the soap dispenser with a paper towel.

00:02:35.000 And then you froth up your armpits.

00:02:37.000 At least get the zing out.

00:02:39.000 I'm confused by it.

00:02:41.000 Sometimes I think people just don't have a sense of smell, because they're reeking up the entire train.

00:02:46.000 This is why I have a mustache in New York City, because you can just go like that and it adds a whole filter system, a whole sort of walrus section that goes up your nose and it filters out the disgusting dead bum particles.

00:03:01.000 And when I say dead bum, I mean dead skin cells on bums.

00:03:05.000 And when I say dead skin cells on bums, I mean their actual buttocks.

00:03:10.000 Anyway, that intro song, it's just been in my head all week.

00:03:13.000 First day of summer.

00:03:15.000 Even though we're coming to the end of summer.

00:03:17.000 And who is it now?

00:03:19.000 Tony Carey.

00:03:21.000 Boy, music sucked back then.

00:03:22.000 This is where you come from.

00:03:25.000 You like this kind of music.

00:03:26.000 Yeah, I can't believe you don't like it.

00:03:27.000 Good.

00:03:28.000 Turn it up.

00:03:35.000 The whole world knows your name?

00:03:36.000 Yeah, that's not even close to true.

00:03:38.000 Unless you're a mass shooter.

00:03:41.000 So he's stuck in the Arctic and then summer happens and all the chicks get hot.

00:03:49.000 Oh look, that's a fat joke!

00:03:51.000 Did you see that?

00:03:52.000 The fatty jumps in the pool, drenches everyone, and water even comes shooting out of the TV.

00:03:57.000 She's so fat.

00:03:59.000 And by the way, by 2019 standards, she has anorexia.

00:04:03.000 She's the tiniest woman I've seen all day.

00:04:05.000 How are New Yorkers so fat?

00:04:11.000 Maybe we should get back to cocaine.

00:04:13.000 Because, yes, it made the music suck, and that song is terrible, and that guy is pure cocaine, by the way.

00:04:19.000 You're looking at cocaine.

00:04:20.000 All those guys are cocaine.

00:04:22.000 They're not doing cocaine.

00:04:23.000 You do them.

00:04:25.000 Like it's taking over their DNA.

00:04:28.000 If you were to take a sample of them, there's more cocaine in their system than there is water.

00:04:32.000 They're fucking cool.

00:04:32.000 There's 71% cocaine.

00:04:39.000 No, they're not, dude.

00:04:40.000 Oh, man.

00:04:41.000 You love the worst music in the world.

00:04:44.000 I'm into retro stuff, I think.

00:04:46.000 Yeah.

00:04:46.000 Well, when we get back next week, I want to have, uh, we're going to do Ryan Week.

00:04:51.000 Really?

00:04:52.000 Oh, for music.

00:04:52.000 Yeah.

00:04:53.000 All your terrible single mom Puerto Rican garbage.

00:04:57.000 That's another idea for this show.

00:04:59.000 Puerto Rican garbage?

00:05:00.000 Yeah.

00:05:01.000 Puerto Rican garbage.

00:05:02.000 It's redundant, JK.

00:05:04.000 That's terrible and I would never, ever... We've got a lot to talk about.

00:05:08.000 Unfortunately, a lot of Proud Boys stuff still, but I'm sorry, but I started the organization and they're in the news.

00:05:14.000 So, yeah.

00:05:15.000 I remember CRTV used to beg me not to talk about them.

00:05:18.000 Can we not do that?

00:05:19.000 I don't know anything about them.

00:05:20.000 I didn't sign a deal with them, I signed a deal with you.

00:05:24.000 So I had to Trojan horse it in to avoid being fired.

00:05:28.000 And that worked out great, didn't it?

00:05:31.000 Didn't I do a good job of not getting fired from CRTV?

00:05:35.000 Well, you didn't get fired from CRTV, you got fired from The Blaze.

00:05:38.000 Yes, I guess that's true.

00:05:40.000 Today in the paper, some junk mail and cursed at cops with dying breath.

00:05:45.000 Thanks, liberals.

00:05:47.000 Thanks, de Blasio.

00:05:50.000 We have a crip who has shot a record.

00:05:53.000 Record shooting!

00:05:54.000 Baltimore, South Side of Chicago, and NYC are really doing a great job with the mass shootings.

00:06:00.000 The mass shootings you don't hear about, which is the gangbangers.

00:06:03.000 20 in America die every day.

00:06:05.000 20 black men are murdered by black men every day, but we don't talk about that.

00:06:09.000 We focus on some mentally ill weirdos.

00:06:13.000 Which I'm happy to do, by the way, and we're gonna get to that in a second.

00:06:16.000 But yeah, as he was dying, he's a crip, and as he was dying, he just said, nah man, fuck you.

00:06:23.000 Those were his last words.

00:06:27.000 And you know what the cops were trying to do?

00:06:29.000 They were trying to hurt him.

00:06:31.000 They were trying to find out where his family lives so they can go kill his family.

00:06:34.000 No.

00:06:35.000 They were trying to find out who killed him.

00:06:37.000 Who killed you?

00:06:38.000 Fuck you, pig!

00:06:39.000 Alright.

00:06:42.000 And you know what they intended to do after that?

00:06:44.000 They go, sometimes these guys say, fuck you, pig.

00:06:47.000 And then they go, wait a minute.

00:06:48.000 The guy who killed me might kill the rest of my family.

00:06:50.000 And then they're willing to talk at the hospital.

00:06:52.000 But he died on the way.

00:06:53.000 They shot him multiple times.

00:06:55.000 Big shootings going on this week.

00:06:57.000 And they shot him multiple times in multiple arteries.

00:06:59.000 He was a crip.

00:07:01.000 Now, you gotta be pretty weird.

00:07:03.000 No offense, gangbangers.

00:07:05.000 You gotta be pretty weird to be a Crip.

00:07:08.000 I just got an alert, and I have to always be aware of these in case there's an emergency, because I'm under siege.

00:07:14.000 And it says, GML Live has started.

00:07:16.000 We're streaming.

00:07:17.000 Okay, good.

00:07:18.000 Thanks for the heads up.

00:07:19.000 That's the app that I have.

00:07:20.000 I have a beta of the app.

00:07:22.000 We're currently about to get okayed with Apple.

00:07:26.000 I hope.

00:07:27.000 And we have it on Android, right?

00:07:30.000 Yeah, it's out for Android.

00:07:31.000 I don't know what Android is.

00:07:33.000 It's the other, it's not the iPhone.

00:07:35.000 I know, I know what it is.

00:07:36.000 I tried to leave iPhone, I just am too stuck in my ways and I hate that I'm an Apple slave.

00:07:43.000 But yeah, the crypts are pretty small in New York.

00:07:47.000 There's bloods everywhere.

00:07:49.000 And a great way to get initiated into the bloods, by the way, is to eat someone's lunch, which of course is colloquialism for slicing a stranger's face.

00:07:58.000 Just cut them in the face.

00:08:00.000 Why not?

00:08:01.000 Of course, that'll be taken out of context and used in a court of law.

00:08:04.000 Gavin McInnes told his followers to cut someone's face.

00:08:09.000 And he said, Barack Obama is a monkey.

00:08:11.000 How does that make you feel?

00:08:13.000 They said, the DA said to the black guy conservative on the stand.

00:08:18.000 He goes, not very good.

00:08:21.000 No one brought up that I've never said that in my life, but now two men are facing 15 years in prison for being part of a hate group, and I'm already starting to boil alive.

00:08:32.000 Heat-wise?

00:08:33.000 Yeah.

00:08:34.000 I thought that had something to do with some court lingo.

00:08:36.000 Oh, I'm beyond anger with all this stuff.

00:08:38.000 I'm, like, damaged.

00:08:40.000 I don't believe in the world anymore.

00:08:41.000 Okay, I'm gonna face the directional mic away from the AC.

00:08:44.000 Turn on the AC.

00:08:45.000 Okay.

00:08:46.000 Let's punish.

00:08:48.000 Sorry, folks, you don't like a hum?

00:08:50.000 I don't like boiling alive in a suit.

00:08:53.000 In Manhattan.

00:08:54.000 I'm gonna fix the second camera.

00:08:57.000 What's wrong with the second camera?

00:09:01.000 You've been dilly-dallying all morning, giggling away at your own jokes, and we don't have the phone set up, you got the music wrong, and now the cameras aren't set up.

00:09:09.000 You gotta get your priorities right.

00:09:12.000 Giggle after the job is done.

00:09:15.000 And it'll be a much better giggle.

00:09:18.000 You know how when you build a fence, the beer is the most delicious beer you've ever had in your life?

00:09:23.000 Right.

00:09:24.000 Well, when you get your work done, your giggle will taste like a cold beer after a hard day's work.

00:09:28.000 That's kind of fun.

00:09:31.000 Alright, um, shall we just dive into it?

00:09:34.000 We shall.

00:09:36.000 I can kind of hear it.

00:09:37.000 No, let's catch up on some stuff.

00:09:38.000 I haven't seen you in, what, 10 days?

00:09:40.000 Yeah.

00:09:41.000 How was your vacation?

00:09:42.000 Oh, it was really nice.

00:09:43.000 A lot of family hanging out.

00:09:44.000 Again, I am totally deaf in one ear.

00:09:47.000 Yes.

00:09:47.000 It's the ear nearest you.

00:09:48.000 It's full of wax.

00:09:49.000 I tried to fix it myself after bragging about home medicine, and I damaged the canal.

00:09:53.000 So I can't get it irrigated until I fix it.

00:09:55.000 So you'll have to speak very loudly.

00:09:57.000 Well, it was really good.

00:09:59.000 A lot of family time.

00:10:00.000 Ate a lot of good stuff.

00:10:04.000 I went with Jill for the first three days.

00:10:07.000 And you paid for her!

00:10:08.000 And then she left.

00:10:09.000 You paid for her!

00:10:12.000 You are such an imbecile!

00:10:16.000 You paid for your lesbian friend to come by.

00:10:20.000 What was that, $170?

00:10:20.000 And you had to go visit her and spend time away from your family who you only see once a year.

00:10:26.000 Well, the first day it was just her and I, and then they showed up later.

00:10:30.000 And I got to have a friend, a good friend of mine.

00:10:33.000 And I recorded some stuff out there and she helped me do it.

00:10:35.000 A good friend of yours you see all the time!

00:10:38.000 Yeah, but we don't get to hang out at this place.

00:10:39.000 I go to this vacation spot all the time.

00:10:41.000 It's my family, and then I'm just like, alright, when I want to get away from my family and just be like a kid, which I'm not, but it's just by myself.

00:10:48.000 So it was fun to bring somebody to this place that I know so well and I'm so familiar with.

00:10:52.000 It was very nice.

00:10:53.000 It was worth it.

00:10:54.000 I would bring you down there for $200.

00:10:56.000 Why do I pay you money?

00:10:57.000 You're $12,000 in debt.

00:10:59.000 True.

00:10:59.000 You're never going to get out of that debt if you keep buying friends.

00:11:03.000 That sounds terrible.

00:11:05.000 It was a good time.

00:11:06.000 And she helped me film stuff.

00:11:09.000 Film what stuff?

00:11:11.000 Just some stuff.

00:11:12.000 You know what I did?

00:11:12.000 They have this old timey photos.

00:11:15.000 You're familiar with that?

00:11:16.000 Yeah, I'm familiar with those.

00:11:18.000 And so what I did was I took a picture of her and I and I put them on like the demo picture and I went up to the guy and I was like, hey, I do this myself.

00:11:26.000 And as he was talking to a family, trying to convince them to buy this old timey photo, I was like, guys, I do this for three dollars.

00:11:32.000 Here's some of my work.

00:11:33.000 And it's just like crudely my face on the thing.

00:11:36.000 There's a little hidden camera video there.

00:11:38.000 Sounds hilarious.

00:11:39.000 And there's like a little quiz I did with her.

00:11:41.000 It was, uh, it was really, it was really a nice time.

00:11:43.000 Thanks for coming.

00:11:44.000 How'd she get back?

00:11:45.000 She drove back herself.

00:11:47.000 Why wasn't that an option when we spoke about this earlier?

00:11:50.000 For her to drive back by herself?

00:11:51.000 Yeah, but then I would have come back on Wednesday.

00:11:53.000 The whole idea- No, no, no.

00:11:54.000 Why couldn't she drive back by herself when we first discussed this?

00:11:58.000 Oh no, she always could have, but the idea that I would go with her, so that way I could work on Monday, but then it turns out that wasn't necessary.

00:12:06.000 So.

00:12:08.000 So how much did you pay?

00:12:09.000 $170 for her to join you on vacation?

00:12:12.000 $180.

00:12:12.000 Yeah, and then, um, but we had this house for three nights.

00:12:17.000 Like, this whole house.

00:12:17.000 It was awesome.

00:12:18.000 Yeah, and then you didn't see your cousins and your mother?

00:12:20.000 Oh, I did.

00:12:20.000 Oh, absolutely.

00:12:21.000 Not as much as you're supposed to.

00:12:22.000 No, we spent a lot of time together.

00:12:24.000 We definitely did.

00:12:26.000 We definitely did.

00:12:27.000 And then we leave the house and we go to the hotel.

00:12:31.000 I met up with the family there for a little bit.

00:12:33.000 And then I had, I think, three whole days with my family just like regular.

00:12:37.000 Alright, shut up.

00:12:39.000 Have you been listening to my podcast?

00:12:41.000 Yeah.

00:12:42.000 Did I tell you about my Generation X theory?

00:12:44.000 No.

00:12:46.000 I'm worried I'm repeating myself.

00:12:48.000 But I had an epiphany.

00:12:52.000 We went to this Horse Rockin' Ranch for a couple days.

00:12:55.000 A dude ranch.

00:12:56.000 It's really cool.

00:12:58.000 I forgot what it's called.

00:12:59.000 Rockin' Horse Ranch or something?

00:13:00.000 It's upstate.

00:13:01.000 Oh, I know what you're talking about.

00:13:03.000 It was started by this tiny little Jew who lived in the Lower East Side.

00:13:09.000 This is back before it got Puerto Ricanized and it was mostly Hasids and Orthodox and secular Jews and

00:13:18.000 They would sell ice cream with the horse and carriage.

00:13:20.000 And the little guy's seven.

00:13:22.000 This is probably like 1950?

00:13:23.000 And the ice cream guy goes, here, you can ride this little guy.

00:13:32.000 He rides a horse and he goes, fuck it, I'm a cowboy.

00:13:36.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:13:38.000 So he just becomes a cowboy.

00:13:39.000 He buys all this land and it's kind of a lower middle class kind of a demographic.

00:13:45.000 A lot of cops and firemen and stuff.

00:13:48.000 Oh, that's what it must be in the winter.

00:13:49.000 They still have that slide in the summer.

00:13:51.000 It's kind of like hanging out at a really generous rich guy's house.

00:13:54.000 Like, there's bouncy castles.

00:13:56.000 There's that banana boat.

00:13:57.000 I went water skiing.

00:13:58.000 There's, uh... Like, he's just got checkerboards everywhere.

00:14:02.000 And tons of water slides.

00:14:03.000 And he doesn't oversell it.

00:14:05.000 So there's always a chair.

00:14:06.000 Like, we went to Atlantis one year, which was an upper-class vacation.

00:14:09.000 And these fuckers will book their pool seat in the dark at 4.30 in the morning.

00:14:15.000 They'll get up, put their towel on, and then go back to bed.

00:14:18.000 So when you get there at 8, there's nowhere to sit.

00:14:21.000 You feel like a weird refugee.

00:14:23.000 Walking around there.

00:14:25.000 And you have to sit like 50 feet from the pool.

00:14:27.000 It sucks.

00:14:28.000 But this place is awesome.

00:14:30.000 And the food was delicious.

00:14:32.000 But one thing I noticed about my fellow vacationers is pretty bad behavior.

00:14:38.000 I gotta say.

00:14:39.000 Like letting your kids look at their phone in the lobby for six hours in a row.

00:14:45.000 Just all curled up in a ball, staring at her phone for six hours, I timed this one girl.

00:14:50.000 She's probably 19.

00:14:51.000 And then just grown men taking a nap on the couch in the lobby.

00:14:57.000 Like they had this lizard guy show up.

00:14:59.000 A lot of mentally, a lot of special needs people show up to touch the lizards.

00:15:04.000 That doesn't sound very good.

00:15:06.000 But uh, uh oh.

00:15:09.000 I gotta make sure.

00:15:10.000 Here, can you take this call and see if it's important?

00:15:16.000 And I just, I noticed guys like, the lizard guy comes, right?

00:15:19.000 So the lobby's busy.

00:15:20.000 Everyone wants to see the lizard.

00:15:22.000 And this, these adults are just napping.

00:15:25.000 Just taking naps.

00:15:26.000 Or, taking up a whole couch that the kids would like to sit on.

00:15:29.000 Or, another time, we saw a, uh, a toddler walking through the lobby with just a diaper on.

00:15:39.000 He's like two, a diaper, shoes, nothing else.

00:15:43.000 And I hope I'm not making this horse rockin' ranch sound bad.

00:15:46.000 This is a general thing I've noticed at every resort.

00:15:50.000 And my wife goes, why would you have a kid in just a diaper?

00:15:54.000 That's the cutest age to dress them up.

00:15:57.000 You get a little like you get a onesie that has a fake overalls pattern on it or something or like even a tuxedo shirt.

00:16:04.000 They're only that size for like a minute.

00:16:07.000 So dress them in funny little pants and stuff.

00:16:09.000 You get these red corduroy pants that have little buttons on them and then they got a t-shirt that says like here comes trouble with the lightning bolt.

00:16:17.000 There's so many cool things you can do.

00:16:19.000 And then the mother of that little boy, or whatever it was, is just wearing PJs, slippers, and her pendulous breasts are gone.

00:16:32.000 There's zero meat in them.

00:16:33.000 They hang down to here.

00:16:34.000 She's my age, maybe younger.

00:16:36.000 No, she's younger.

00:16:37.000 Maybe she's like 34.

00:16:39.000 And she's got a v-neck t-shirt that has this same v. So you see all the long line of the cleavage, you know what I mean?

00:16:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:16:46.000 I just felt like I could reach in and just pull out her dead pancake of a tit.

00:16:50.000 And I'm like, what's with everyone?

00:16:54.000 And the men with their moobs and wearing the swim shirts because they're embarrassed of their bodies.

00:16:57.000 And then it hit me.

00:17:01.000 I see all these people as old people, but they're probably younger than me.

00:17:04.000 They're my generation.

00:17:05.000 Generation X. They're the children of divorce.

00:17:08.000 So they don't know how to behave.

00:17:11.000 Because they grew up with a mother and father who said, yeah, go ahead, do whatever you want.

00:17:15.000 And the single mom, they were latchkey kids.

00:17:17.000 I was the first generation to come home with no parents, right?

00:17:20.000 Because they're both at work.

00:17:21.000 So you watch the Honeymooners or some stupid, shitty Flintstones show.

00:17:25.000 and you eat snacks uh and then when you visit the dad he's like hey let's have fun yeah have all the shitty food you want do whatever you want stay up all night my house is the party house your mother she's the bummer she's the bitch i'm the fun guy so they end up spoiled and unable to behave why are you showing footage of this ranch just to yourself well i'm just waiting for it to be

00:17:50.000 Because you're making a good point, so I don't want to like dilute it with just rocket slides or whatever the fuck that is.

00:17:55.000 Dilute it?

00:17:56.000 Dilute it.

00:17:58.000 Yeah, go ahead, dilute away.

00:17:59.000 It's better than just staring at my fucking head all... So...

00:18:05.000 It's

00:18:23.000 And you go, I don't know what discipline is.

00:18:26.000 I let my kid just wear diapers.

00:18:28.000 I let my daughter get a neck tattoo.

00:18:30.000 There's no rules here.

00:18:32.000 The death of the family is also the death of rules.

00:18:35.000 And that's why everyone is such a fat pig.

00:18:37.000 And that's why no one in my generation knows how to behave.

00:18:40.000 It's not malicious.

00:18:41.000 It's not that they're dicks.

00:18:42.000 They're just clueless.

00:18:48.000 I like to let a point sit for a bit.

00:18:50.000 Yeah, that is good.

00:18:54.000 Alright, let's get down to the news, but before we do, let's look at this smoking hot dude.

00:19:00.000 Speaking of no rules, this is a gay Hispanic gentleman?

00:19:06.000 I just discovered him while I was looking up fat people.

00:19:10.000 And he calls himself a plus size model.

00:19:14.000 He's size quadruple XL.

00:19:16.000 And as often happens when men get incredibly fat, they grow gigantic breasts.

00:19:23.000 So instead of him, and I can show this on the show, because it's a topless man, instead of him going, uh-oh, I should probably get it together, maybe do one push-up a year, he accepts that he has triple D's.

00:19:36.000 So he wears brassieres.

00:19:37.000 This picture's my favorite.

00:19:39.000 Because gays are so horny that that's a thing.

00:19:44.000 Like, he gets worshipped.

00:19:45.000 Someone puts butter and oil on that big gunt of his and washes it.

00:19:53.000 So he's a plus-size model in this era where model just means I post her pictures and put them on Instagram.

00:19:59.000 That looks exactly like Anthony Zenhauser.

00:20:02.000 Who's that?

00:20:03.000 He's from the Creepy Corner Show.

00:20:06.000 I don't care.

00:20:08.000 When everyone is racist, no one is racist.

00:20:10.000 When everything is beautiful, no one is beautiful.

00:20:13.000 Speaking of dilution, we have diluted beauty down to... Don't show him, I don't care.

00:20:19.000 We have diluted

00:20:22.000 Beauty down to nothing.

00:20:24.000 If this guy and his giant tits are sexy, then nothing is.

00:20:28.000 Look at him!

00:20:30.000 Look at him.

00:20:32.000 And the crazy part is, if you could put those boobs on a normal chick, they're kind of nice.

00:20:38.000 They could be, yeah, they could redeem a, like a five into like maybe a six round.

00:20:44.000 The only thing worse than a man having tits is a man having good tits.

00:20:50.000 The better tits you have as a man, the worse they are.

00:20:52.000 That makes sense.

00:20:55.000 Dude, and it's, you know, the aesthetic with fat, disgusting pigs being unattractive is biological.

00:21:02.000 You're dying.

00:21:04.000 Oh, I meant to do this.

00:21:05.000 I was thinking about this at the Mets game last night, which was fucking awesome.

00:21:10.000 I spent the whole time talking to God and saying, look dude, we have guys facing 15 years in prison.

00:21:15.000 I'm not going to waste your time with some dumb prayer.

00:21:18.000 I know you don't get involved in sports.

00:21:19.000 You shouldn't be involved in sports.

00:21:22.000 However, we're in the 10th inning.

00:21:24.000 It's tied.

00:21:26.000 A big hit could get Rosario Dawson off a third and we would win this game and we'd have a chance at the wild card.

00:21:33.000 So if on the off chance you're bored and there's no starving children in Africa, could you just sort of

00:21:40.000 The throw is an easy one.

00:21:42.000 A softball.

00:21:43.000 God has to have a sense of humor.

00:21:45.000 It's one of the great things about humanity.

00:21:48.000 I want to devote a whole episode to should you pray for sports.

00:21:51.000 Because Ron Coleman, the lawyer that's helped me fight the SPLC, he says yes.

00:21:56.000 He says God sweats the small stuff.

00:21:59.000 I don't agree.

00:22:00.000 I'm more of a deist who says God pushed the first domino, knowing where it would end up, but you can still blow your head off.

00:22:07.000 You have free will.

00:22:09.000 That being said, you are who you are from birth.

00:22:12.000 So I could have been adopted by Chinese people and right now I'd have a podcast where I'd be like, Welcome back to the White Chinaman.

00:22:20.000 Do you know what means?

00:22:21.000 That means something what?

00:22:27.000 Nigga is that.

00:22:29.000 Oh, gotcha, go ahead.

00:22:29.000 Booyah means no.

00:22:31.000 So, last time I was there, they were trying to sell us all these fake watches and stuff, and me and this guy Jake were just, booyah nigga, booyah nigga, booyah nigga.

00:22:39.000 That's gotta be fun.

00:22:40.000 I heard stand-up comic ones go, I don't like Chinese.

00:22:43.000 I don't like Chinese people.

00:22:45.000 You know why?

00:22:45.000 Because they say nigga all the time.

00:22:46.000 They're racist.

00:22:47.000 Yeah.

00:22:52.000 I heard a funny joke about Japanese people, and it's such, it's such like a Brian Regan clean comedy joke, but it's like, everything, the verb is always at the end, so it's like, this hat I was buying.

00:23:03.000 So a lot of times you find out what's going on at the end of the sentence, so that's why Japanese people listen like this, they go, oh.

00:23:10.000 Oh!

00:23:10.000 I was like, this is pretty damn good.

00:23:13.000 I don't know what's racist anymore.

00:23:14.000 No, me neither.

00:23:16.000 I wonder if, like, before this whole thing happened, was there things that I actually thought were racist?

00:23:21.000 Oh, that's a good question.

00:23:22.000 I'm glad you brought that up, too.

00:23:24.000 Because I was talking to a friend in LA, and I said, remember hipster racism was a thing when girls, when Lena Dunham first came out with girls, like in 2009?

00:23:35.000 And she goes, yeah, sometimes I think I was a hipster racist.

00:23:40.000 And I go, oh, that's nice.

00:23:42.000 I'm talking to someone who joined a cult.

00:23:44.000 You're a Scientologist now?

00:23:46.000 And she goes, no, think about it.

00:23:48.000 There was a lot of really bad racism in Hollywood, even going back to when we grew up.

00:23:53.000 Can you give me an example?

00:23:55.000 And she goes, 16 Candles, that Chinese guy.

00:23:58.000 Long duck dong.

00:24:00.000 Yeah, look him up.

00:24:01.000 Yeah.

00:24:01.000 Long duck dong.

00:24:02.000 Every time he came on, a big, what do you call those, gong?

00:24:06.000 Gong.

00:24:07.000 A gong.

00:24:08.000 A gong would go, dong, ding, dong, ding, ding, dong, dong.

00:24:12.000 And I think that you'll find a montage on YouTube.

00:24:15.000 Now, this is gonna sound mental patient-y, but how is that racist?

00:24:19.000 It's not.

00:24:21.000 It's a cartoon.

00:24:24.000 Right?

00:24:25.000 Here, turn it up.

00:24:26.000 For my deaf ear.

00:24:36.000 He's...

00:24:38.000 He's an exchange student.

00:24:39.000 I can't hear a thing.

00:24:40.000 I don't know about you.

00:24:46.000 You're literally tripping over all the garbage by your desk.

00:25:09.000 He gets a hot chick in the movie.

00:25:12.000 Now, yes, it's an exaggeration.

00:25:15.000 It's stereotypical.

00:25:15.000 When I talk to people in LA about this, by the way, this is one of the cases where when you say it to people, lefties, they go, I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

00:25:24.000 How can you not see how racist that is?

00:25:25.000 But let me give you an example.

00:25:27.000 Say there was a Scottish foreign exchange student, right?

00:25:30.000 And he had a tartan tam on with a pom-pom on the top.

00:25:34.000 And he always had a bottle of whiskey with him.

00:25:36.000 And every time he showed up at the dinner table, it was like, bagpipes going,

00:25:42.000 And he's like, hey, see these people?

00:25:44.000 I want haggis!

00:25:45.000 And he's always banging the table and yelling at people.

00:25:48.000 Would that be racist?

00:25:50.000 It's a cartoon exaggeration of the culture used for comedic purposes.

00:25:56.000 Yeah.

00:25:56.000 This really, I know this sounds stupid, but this long duck dong and 16 candles is really the ground zero of defining racism.

00:26:08.000 I don't think it's racist.

00:26:09.000 I think it's funny, and by the way, I guarantee you, you show that to every single person in China, and they all go, ha ha ha, he is a funny guy.

00:26:18.000 Asians love Asian jokes and stuff like that.

00:26:20.000 Because it's true.

00:26:21.000 Everyone does.

00:26:22.000 Not black Americans, but you do like a sombrero joke to someone in Mexico, they go, oh cool, you're wearing our hats.

00:26:28.000 You know what we're, yeah yeah yeah, they like to be recognized.

00:26:30.000 You're into our stuff.

00:26:33.000 I told my dad the L-R thing.

00:26:35.000 He's like, you know... What's the L-R thing?

00:26:38.000 What left and right is?

00:26:39.000 No, Japanese people, they can't pronounce their L's, so they say it like an R. And he goes, I'm sorry, I don't understand.

00:26:46.000 Sorry.

00:26:47.000 Yeah, he goes, oh no, I don't know.

00:26:49.000 I was like, you never heard that before?

00:26:50.000 How could you not know that?

00:26:52.000 I know, I was like, he's in LA, so maybe people are too polite to bring that up or something.

00:26:57.000 He doesn't watch TV, so he doesn't hear people go, so sorry.

00:27:01.000 He doesn't watch In Hot Water, so he'd be shocked.

00:27:05.000 So I told him, I was like, he's like, I don't know.

00:27:07.000 I was like, well, say my name.

00:27:08.000 He's like, Ryan.

00:27:09.000 I was like, now say, like, ah, the animal, like a lion.

00:27:12.000 He's like, a lion.

00:27:14.000 Oh.

00:27:15.000 And then he understood.

00:27:16.000 Holy shit!

00:27:17.000 That's the same word.

00:27:18.000 What is he, like, 55 years old?

00:27:19.000 He's just learning that now?

00:27:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:22.000 Wow.

00:27:23.000 Yeah.

00:27:25.000 See, that's probably racist.

00:27:27.000 All right, so that brings me to the Griffin.

00:27:30.000 There's this restaurant in Atwater Village, which is a great place to live in.

00:27:33.000 I hate LA.

00:27:34.000 Hate it.

00:27:35.000 But if you have to move there, go to Atwater Village.

00:27:37.000 At least there's like one tree.

00:27:40.000 So Proud Boys, this is like a couple years ago now, I think?

00:27:44.000 They go, let's go get a beer.

00:27:45.000 All right, we'll go to the Griffin.

00:27:47.000 Multiracial group, right?

00:27:48.000 Lots of, in fact, I believe this night there was more browns than there were whites.

00:27:54.000 So they go there, and they're having a quiet little meet-up in the corner.

00:27:57.000 Cheers!

00:27:58.000 Yeah, America!

00:27:59.000 They're not like, USA!

00:28:00.000 USA!

00:28:00.000 They're just chilling out.

00:28:03.000 And I think Tim Heidecker, one of the Tim and Eric guys, and some comedian who made a lot of money in the lottery, literally, and has nothing to do, decides, oh my god, there's a Nazi rally at the Griffin.

00:28:18.000 So they call their beta troops, and again,

00:28:21.000 As the New York Post pointed out, all of this is just about masculinity.

00:28:24.000 It's not about fascism.

00:28:25.000 It's not about white supremacy.

00:28:26.000 It's not about anti-semitism.

00:28:27.000 It's not about homophobia.

00:28:28.000 It's not about Islamophobia.

00:28:30.000 It's about betas versus alphas.

00:28:32.000 Same with the mods and the rockers.

00:28:34.000 Same with the punks and the skinheads.

00:28:35.000 Same with the movie Animal House.

00:28:39.000 It's all alphas versus betas.

00:28:43.000 Actually, the Animal House is probably not a good example of that because they were both pretty alpha.

00:28:48.000 Any his,

00:28:51.000 So this crew shows up and says, you're having a Nazi rally.

00:28:55.000 And then the bouncer goes, what are you talking about?

00:28:57.000 And the guy goes, those guys over there, they are white nationalists.

00:29:02.000 And the bouncer goes, wait, wait a minute.

00:29:03.000 There's a lot.

00:29:04.000 Hold on a second.

00:29:09.000 You may have noticed my pocket square keeps sinking.

00:29:11.000 Here's a handy tip.

00:29:12.000 Take out your pocket square.

00:29:14.000 And this, by the way, is made from, I think, Michaels of London.

00:29:17.000 It's just a cuff of a sleeve folded and stitched together.

00:29:22.000 Get something like a tissue, or as we say in Canada, a serviette.

00:29:26.000 Stuff that into your pocket.

00:29:29.000 Crunch it down so it doesn't bulge.

00:29:31.000 And now, this has nowhere to fall to.

00:29:34.000 It's a little high.

00:29:37.000 There.

00:29:39.000 Now if that syncs at any point during the show, don't listen to anything I say ever, including Barack Obama being a monkey.

00:29:47.000 Never said that.

00:29:50.000 So anyway, the bouncer, when he's instructed to get rid of these evil people, he goes, wait a minute, there's lots of black guys and stuff there, right?

00:29:59.000 And then the guy goes, why are you defending them?

00:30:01.000 And he goes, and then the bouncer freaks out himself, and he goes, I don't know why I'm defending them!

00:30:06.000 I don't even know these guys!

00:30:08.000 In a panic, right?

00:30:10.000 And so they go, get out of here!

00:30:13.000 So the bouncer was mad at himself for saying, why am I defending these guys?

00:30:19.000 And pointing out that there's lots of black and brown people in this group that you just called white nationalists.

00:30:24.000 He's mad at himself for questioning the narrative, right?

00:30:27.000 So you think, well, that's peak clown world.

00:30:30.000 They get kicked out.

00:30:33.000 I managed to raise $5,000 to file a complaint against the Griffin.

00:30:38.000 Before kicking someone out based on their political affiliations.

00:30:41.000 The law in California is actually incredibly strong when it comes to this.

00:30:46.000 You know why?

00:30:47.000 Because back during the McCarthyism days, communists were getting kicked out of restaurants and being denied service.

00:30:53.000 So the commies in the legislature came out with a law that said you can't you can't deny anyone service in California if they have political beliefs that you disagree with.

00:31:04.000 So it was designed for commies, but the only time I think it's been used was a Nazi.

00:31:08.000 Not a proud boy, a bonafide Nazi.

00:31:10.000 He had a big pin on his shirt that had a swastika on it, and he wanted to eat at some diner.

00:31:15.000 They said no, and they begged him, just take off the pin.

00:31:18.000 And he was probably a mentally ill weirdo.

00:31:21.000 And he said, no, I'm not taking it off.

00:31:23.000 So he sued and won.

00:31:27.000 That's easy.

00:31:27.000 Precedent set.

00:31:28.000 Wrote it up.

00:31:29.000 Let's fuck with the Griffin for this bullshit.

00:31:32.000 We've been forced into lawfare.

00:31:33.000 You see what happens when we try to get physical and take care of it on our own.

00:31:40.000 We end up with 15 years in prison.

00:31:41.000 Okay, let's do lawfare.

00:31:42.000 SPLC, I'll see you in court.

00:31:45.000 No lawyer, I paid the money, had the complaint, all you had to do was file it.

00:31:50.000 Now it was written up in DC, so it has to be filed in the district that the event happened in.

00:31:57.000 Not one lawyer in that entire area would dare have their name on the case.

00:32:02.000 So the complaint's just sitting there rotting.

00:32:04.000 Okay, well I guess the Griffin won.

00:32:07.000 It gets crazier.

00:32:10.000 The Griffin was so ashamed of themselves for not kicking the Proud Boys out sooner, huh, that it shut the restaurant down for a few days.

00:32:22.000 Then it had a benefit for the SPLC to fight racism.

00:32:28.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:32:30.000 You know what the takeaway was?

00:32:32.000 After all of this, the Griffin's a Nazi place.

00:32:39.000 Dude, is this crazier than blacks in the 1950s?

00:32:44.000 Sorry, you had Negras at your place.

00:32:45.000 No, but we kicked them out immediately.

00:32:47.000 Too late.

00:32:47.000 You got Negra germs all over your chairs.

00:32:50.000 We're not letting anyone go in there.

00:32:52.000 Shut it down, boys.

00:32:54.000 They allow Negras.

00:32:55.000 You should have seen them coming.

00:32:56.000 And wait a minute, the guys were black.

00:32:58.000 So is that, yeah.

00:33:01.000 So yeah, an impromptu meeting of far-right group, and they're not far-right.

00:33:05.000 If you're against the drug war and you're pro-gay marriage, then you're not far-right.

00:33:12.000 Led to a ruckus at the bar, which led to a cavalcade of negative attention for the bar.

00:33:16.000 Some felt that the ownership and management didn't go far enough to disavow the group, both at the moment and in the immediate aftermath, even after the Griffin closed for a time and reopened with a charity event to benefit the SPLC and several local charities.

00:33:30.000 Now those same owners have sold off the Griffin to a first-time bar and restaurant group with long ties to Los Angeles and the music industry.

00:33:37.000 While they won't be immediately changing the property, the plan is to eventually close and reopen as Moon Room.

00:33:46.000 How about you call the fucking place Clown World, you losers?

00:33:52.000 That is bananas.

00:33:53.000 What a sin!

00:33:54.000 See, this is why I keep comparing Antifa and the left in general to ISIS, to radical Islam.

00:34:01.000 They're insatiable.

00:34:03.000 We gave Islam Pakistan.

00:34:05.000 We chopped off India's head and said, here, have Pakistan.

00:34:09.000 Pakistan's a hellhole where more Muslims get murdered than anywhere else in the world.

00:34:14.000 It's incredibly dangerous to be Muslim in that Muslim country.

00:34:18.000 No one kills more Muslims than Muslims.

00:34:21.000 Saudi Arabia.

00:34:22.000 I'm wearing a burqa.

00:34:23.000 I'm on your side.

00:34:24.000 I agree with you.

00:34:25.000 I hate that women look slutty.

00:34:27.000 No, your burqa's wrong.

00:34:31.000 They're insatiable.

00:34:32.000 And that's because the thing that they're demanding, they don't really believe in.

00:34:36.000 They just want power and control.

00:34:38.000 That's why we keep hearing about fascism and white supremacy and all this stupid crap.

00:34:43.000 It's not about that.

00:34:44.000 It's about, I want to dominate you.

00:34:45.000 So I'm just going to yell the word Nazi.

00:34:46.000 I don't really mean it.

00:34:48.000 Which is why I had an epiphany at the Mets game yesterday.

00:34:51.000 The singer of Bad Religion was there, and I saw his wife.

00:34:53.000 She's got a huge pair of jugs.

00:34:55.000 Nice.

00:34:56.000 She's very attractive.

00:34:57.000 I don't want to fuck someone like that in the summer.

00:35:00.000 Why?

00:35:01.000 Too hot.

00:35:02.000 Big boobs all sweaty in your face.

00:35:04.000 Yeah, the heat.

00:35:05.000 But in January, after a hard day's work and some soup,

00:35:09.000 You really want some big bazoombas.

00:35:12.000 Anyway, she was sitting next to, maybe look up him at the Mets game?

00:35:14.000 I don't know if they have footage of that.

00:35:16.000 Greg Graffin.

00:35:17.000 And she had a Bernie shirt on and I thought, I don't hate Bernie supporters.

00:35:23.000 Yes, socialism is a scourge.

00:35:25.000 Socialism is why Venezuela is a hellhole.

00:35:30.000 And it ruins countries, it gets people killed, and the whole concept of taking someone else's money because you decide how you're going to control equality, that pisses me off.

00:35:42.000 But at least they don't bullshit about fascism all the time.

00:35:46.000 I know Bernie said racism and Trump is a racist a couple times, whatever.

00:35:51.000 For the most part, Bernie bros are about policy and not identity politics.

00:35:57.000 And I kind of respect that.

00:35:58.000 Now I think they're wrong, but at least they're being sincere.

00:36:02.000 At least Bernie isn't a liar.

00:36:05.000 And that's pretty fucking rare.

00:36:06.000 Kamala Harris pretending that she's an African-American, Cory Booker speaking Hispanics, speaking Spanish, sorry, at rallies.

00:36:17.000 They're all phonies.

00:36:19.000 Oh look, he's got a Fred on.

00:36:22.000 So I kind of like Bernie supporters.

00:36:23.000 And you go, but he wants to empty our bank accounts.

00:36:26.000 Yeah, so do...

00:36:28.000 The DNC, I mean, they're calling themselves democratic socialists.

00:36:31.000 The Squad is just as socialist as Bernie and where Bernie wants to tax you, they want to take money for reparations and various, you know, enforcement agencies.

00:36:45.000 Various studies to take away your guns.

00:36:50.000 All right.

00:36:53.000 We're going to take calls relatively soon.

00:36:54.000 I'm already losing my voice.

00:36:56.000 I guess the larynx is like a muscle, and if you don't use it, it starts to wear out.

00:37:01.000 That is really true, yeah.

00:37:03.000 But this is cool.

00:37:03.000 Ben Shapiro, I know you're not listening, but if someone can get this message to him.

00:37:07.000 Ben, scream into a pillow for one hour before every show.

00:37:12.000 You need to lose that Stuart Little voice.

00:37:16.000 I don't actually know what you're talking about.

00:37:18.000 Apparently, President Trump has changed my voice into a... I don't have any content, but I think I do sound like that.

00:37:26.000 Does that sound like him?

00:37:27.000 That's okay.

00:37:28.000 Ben, doing a Ben Shapiro is like doing an Alex Jones.

00:37:31.000 Yeah, it's kinda hacky.

00:37:32.000 It is a little hacky.

00:37:32.000 Oh, speaking of which, do you think that the Jordan Peterson thing we heard?

00:37:35.000 You wanna play that?

00:37:37.000 Okay.

00:37:37.000 Somebody sent this in, and I can't tell, I think it's 100% Jordan Peterson.

00:37:43.000 I, via one of these cameo things.

00:37:46.000 So let's see.

00:37:48.000 Yeah.

00:37:49.000 I just wanted to say that I'm extremely proud of you for bringing Ryan back onto the show.

00:37:55.000 To be quite honest, I stopped watching when you decided to part ways with him.

00:38:01.000 I'm glad you did the right thing.

00:38:03.000 Uhuru.

00:38:06.000 That's pretty good.

00:38:07.000 I think that's him, though.

00:38:09.000 Yeah.

00:38:10.000 You know what I'm learning, too, about that?

00:38:12.000 When you do your Jordan Peterson, you gotta be more gravelly.

00:38:15.000 Exactly.

00:38:15.000 Yes.

00:38:16.000 A hundred percent.

00:38:17.000 Yep.

00:38:18.000 I'm trying to see who sent that in.

00:38:20.000 Noah sent that in.

00:38:21.000 Thanks Noah.

00:38:23.000 Okay, um... I have to try to be a little more gravelly.

00:38:28.000 So I realized something.

00:38:30.000 Remember that video I did?

00:38:31.000 I did on the 17th of July, Get Off My Lawn, episode 38, it's called Choosing Targets, and I listed seven lives destroyed by Antifa.

00:38:40.000 Because the running trope with the alt-left is, you guys killed Heather Hoyer, we haven't killed anyone.

00:38:45.000 Which, by the way, in a world where we have 20 black men dying every day, 500,000 obesity epidemic-related deaths,

00:38:55.000 And a hundred opioids a day.

00:38:57.000 Here's a really stupid question that I have to use a calculator for because I was thinking about this.

00:39:02.000 What's worse?

00:39:03.000 Because I was thinking fat people are like junkies, right?

00:39:05.000 They're both killing themselves.

00:39:07.000 We have a hundred opioid ODs a day times 365.

00:39:11.000 I'm embarrassed to be doing this in a calculator.

00:39:13.000 So that's only 36,500.

00:39:14.000 So, obesity is ten times worse than being a heroin addict.

00:39:23.000 Damn.

00:39:24.000 Obesity is 10 times worse than being a heroin addict.

00:39:29.000 Can we stop applauding junkies?

00:39:31.000 They're food addicts.

00:39:32.000 It's like when Big A broke Anthony's $200 chair at his house.

00:39:37.000 Anthony goes, how is that different from some junkie wrecking part of my house with his addiction?

00:39:43.000 Interesting.

00:39:45.000 I used to hang out with a fat guy named Fat Peter.

00:39:48.000 There's certain furniture he couldn't sit on.

00:39:51.000 So you'd just be standing around, like when you went to someone's parents' house, and they had nice dining room chairs, so you'd just have to stand around, because he knew he would destroy it.

00:39:57.000 Or, at that horse rocking ranch, there was this insanely fat pig, like this fat, and she got on a horse, and I swear I could see the legs starting to bend.

00:40:06.000 And so the guys went, uh, get her off, and I didn't see her again.

00:40:10.000 I guess they didn't have a Clydesdale that could handle her.

00:40:12.000 I'm not joking!

00:40:13.000 You didn't see her or that horse ever again?

00:40:16.000 I saw a truck from a glue factory reverse into the ranch.

00:40:21.000 And then exchange money.

00:40:24.000 Isn't it cool that little Jewish guy became a cowboy for real?

00:40:27.000 Like he spent his days galloping around that ranch.

00:40:29.000 Oh, and I heard some gossip about him.

00:40:30.000 It's a family place now run by his son, Steve.

00:40:33.000 But in the 80s, I met some old fogies there who were like, whoo, this place in the 80s.

00:40:40.000 There was cocaine, orgies.

00:40:43.000 The boomers knew how to party.

00:40:45.000 I will give them that.

00:40:47.000 They don't know how to stop partying, I think.

00:40:48.000 They're very good at self-indulgence.

00:40:52.000 A lot of boomers are still partying out there, man.

00:40:54.000 A lot of them are Sephardic now?

00:40:56.000 They converted to Sephardic Judaism?

00:40:59.000 I don't think you convert to Sephardic.

00:41:01.000 What did I say?

00:41:03.000 I can't hear, I have wax in my ears.

00:41:04.000 Oh, I said they're still partying, man.

00:41:06.000 Anyway, there was this guy in Wildwood who used to come around the hotel and just bring coke.

00:41:13.000 He looked like old Egon from Ghostbusters.

00:41:17.000 Every year.

00:41:18.000 How many guys are in jail because of fucking coke?

00:41:22.000 You know how many people are regularly using cocaine right now in America?

00:41:25.000 7 million.

00:41:27.000 Now, if you were to tally up how many have done it, what would you say?

00:41:34.000 It gets weird with the Rust Belt and the Midwest, and Southerners tend to prefer meth to coke.

00:41:39.000 But as far as coastal towns, like New Yorkers, how many New Yorkers have done coke?

00:41:44.000 I gotta say it's 1 in 2.

00:41:45.000 1 in 2 is a bit... I'd say 1 in 3 is close.

00:41:52.000 Here's how you show it.

00:41:54.000 Say you were at a party, and you said, hey, I got coke.

00:41:58.000 Like, at a 35-year-old's party.

00:42:02.000 Maybe it's just my world, and I don't do coke, but maybe it's just where I grew up, but that person would be like, oh, okay, I guess they're gonna be doing coke over there.

00:42:11.000 Like, if you walked into the bathroom at a bar, that's a better example, in Manhattan, and there was guys going, would you go, oh my lord!

00:42:19.000 Like, I would if they were shooting up heroin.

00:42:20.000 I'd go, Jesus Christ!

00:42:22.000 The fuck, there's people doing heroin in the bathroom!

00:42:24.000 Yeah.

00:42:25.000 But if I walked in and people were doing coke, I'd go, oops, sorry.

00:42:28.000 It would be the same as if I saw some chick blowing a dude.

00:42:30.000 I'd go, whoopsie daisy.

00:42:33.000 Yeah, there's really nothing to see there.

00:42:34.000 It's none of my beeswax.

00:42:34.000 Nothing weird going on there.

00:42:35.000 It's just fellatio.

00:42:40.000 There we go.

00:42:40.000 Of course, when you see a rock star die on a Friday night at 3am, it's pretty suspicious.

00:42:47.000 Like Joe Strummer, John Peel, John Entwistle.

00:42:51.000 I think they died of doing this too late and this little ticker couldn't keep up.

00:42:56.000 Just a theory.

00:43:00.000 It's hard to find that stat.

00:43:01.000 That's hard.

00:43:02.000 What?

00:43:03.000 That's hard to find that stat.

00:43:05.000 Alright, let's look at this new Antifa death toll, because on the 17th of July, I calculated four deaths directly related to Antifa.

00:43:13.000 I blame them for Heather Heyer's death,

00:43:16.000 They spooked that lunatic James Fields into driving into the crowd.

00:43:19.000 Also, why did you bring Heather Heyer there?

00:43:23.000 Why did you bring an overweight girl in flip-flops and tights to what you say is a huge riot?

00:43:30.000 I remember I saw one thing with demonstrators fighting Antifa, and Antifa said to the Patriots, they go, look at you, you're all dudes!

00:43:39.000 And the guy goes, yeah, we're at a fight.

00:43:42.000 Why did you bring girls to a fight?

00:43:44.000 Like, imagine the 1950s with the rumbles and the, you know, they had the chains and stuff and the rumble seat in the back of the T-Bird.

00:43:52.000 Why would you bring girls to that?

00:43:54.000 Hey, you in the poodle skirt and the two-tone shoes, get over here with your cashmere sweater on.

00:44:00.000 We're brawling!

00:44:02.000 So Heather Hires won.

00:44:04.000 Nathan Hose was this guy who, in New Orleans, who, a sad lost soul, probably a junkie.

00:44:11.000 He killed himself after he faced riot charges for a Disrupt J20 thing that Antifa got him into.

00:44:20.000 And then, of course, Pim Fortin, in Europe, who was murdered, gay guy who was anti-immigration, murdered by Antifa.

00:44:28.000 That's just the actual deaths, right?

00:44:30.000 Yeah, that's Nathan Hose.

00:44:33.000 There he is.

00:44:34.000 This is what they do.

00:44:35.000 They find someone whose dad recently died.

00:44:39.000 And, uh... And they prey on them.

00:44:43.000 They all seem to look like that, too.

00:44:45.000 That last picture you showed.

00:44:47.000 That poor kid.

00:44:48.000 But not the one when he has facial hair.

00:44:49.000 But above.

00:44:51.000 No, not that one.

00:44:51.000 The other one.

00:44:52.000 This one.

00:44:52.000 That one.

00:44:52.000 They're the same guy.

00:44:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:54.000 They grow facial hair after they join the cult.

00:44:59.000 But I forgot one.

00:45:02.000 Uh, there was the shooter guy who went to the ICE facility.

00:45:05.000 No, no, I'll get to that.

00:45:06.000 Oh, sorry.

00:45:08.000 Oh, wait.

00:45:09.000 What shooter?

00:45:10.000 Oh, yeah, I forgot all about him!

00:45:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:11.000 Pim Fortune was the guy who was killed by Antifa, not from being in Antifa.

00:45:15.000 Right, but I'm lumping them together.

00:45:17.000 See, this is what I want to do.

00:45:18.000 If you kill yourself because you were following Antifa's propaganda, you're a victim of Antifa.

00:45:23.000 It's just like the Muslims in Pakistan killed by Muslims.

00:45:26.000 No one kills more Antifa than Antifa.

00:45:30.000 But yeah, you're right.

00:45:31.000 There was the ice shooter.

00:45:32.000 I forgot all about him.

00:45:33.000 Willem... Willem... Van Spronson.

00:45:37.000 I gotta do a free speech presents on this.

00:45:41.000 Alright.

00:45:42.000 So, that brings us to four, five, and then six.

00:45:49.000 Charles Landeros.

00:45:51.000 This is, how is this for irony?

00:45:53.000 He helps Antifa train with guns in Oregon and he's all about smashing the patriarchy and he begins by smashing the patriarch himself by fucking with cops until they shoot him in the head.

00:46:08.000 He's going through a custody battle with his wife.

00:46:11.000 I mean, he's the patriarch of the family, and his family fell apart, so he smashed the patriarchy.

00:46:17.000 And then to truly smash it, he messes with the cops, resists arrest, pulls a gun on them, and they shoot him.

00:46:28.000 And his shirt says, smash the patriarchy and chill.

00:46:31.000 Then he gets himself killed, the patriarchy, and he's dead, which is the ultimate chill, right?

00:46:37.000 Beware of people's shirts when they say, kill dads and stop moving.

00:46:42.000 So he's yelling at them, screaming at them, refusing, and he's armed.

00:46:48.000 Oh no.

00:46:53.000 Oh no.

00:46:54.000 Look, you see that?

00:46:55.000 They got in a lot of trouble for this before the video came out.

00:46:58.000 And you see as he's going down, you see him with his gun like that.

00:47:02.000 Damn.

00:47:03.000 Shot him in the head, dead.

00:47:05.000 Sheesh.

00:47:06.000 Charles Landeros, 30, was fatally shot in the head by Officer Steve Tim at the middle school of his daughter.

00:47:11.000 At the time of the shooting, the leader of the Antifa militant group Red Arm and founder of Community Arm Self-Defense was at the middle school resisting arrest.

00:47:20.000 So now we're up to six.

00:47:21.000 That was... Number seven, Connor Betts, the Daytona, Ohio shooter, was an Antifa guy.

00:47:31.000 I know this sounds crazy to call a mass murder a victim, but in a sense, he was a victim of the brainwashing that goes on with this crazy alt-left bullshit.

00:47:43.000 There's Nazis everywhere stuff.

00:47:45.000 ICE people are Nazis.

00:47:48.000 So they're Antifa's first mass killer, which brings us to 7 to 17, the 10 people he murdered.

00:47:59.000 Show their faces?

00:48:01.000 We don't talk about the victims enough.

00:48:02.000 We always talk about the shooter, and he gets his fame, which is often what he's going for.

00:48:06.000 But we don't talk about the dead bodies.

00:48:08.000 Was that the Moira?

00:48:10.000 No.

00:48:10.000 It says plus 10 after Conor Betts.

00:48:12.000 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000, 6, 1,000, 7, 1,000.

00:48:17.000 Oh, yeah, wait, wait.

00:48:18.000 Oh, OK.

00:48:18.000 There we go.

00:48:19.000 So let's read their names.

00:48:20.000 All right.

00:48:20.000 We have Megan Betts.

00:48:30.000 Wait, are they related?

00:48:31.000 Oh yeah, yeah.

00:48:32.000 Oh yeah, his sister was in the crowd.

00:48:34.000 Wowie.

00:48:34.000 And I think that was purely coincidental.

00:48:36.000 Holy crap.

00:48:37.000 By the way, notice all the people of color who were killed by this Antifa guy.

00:48:42.000 Right, Megan Betts, Monica Brickhouse, Nicholas Cumer, Derek Fudge, Thomas McNichols, Lois Elglesby, Saeed Saleh, Logan Turner, and Beatrice Warren-Curtis.

00:48:59.000 Huge variety.

00:49:04.000 Now, I won't get too into, I've been looking into the Proud Boys fight.

00:49:07.000 Do you remember this?

00:49:08.000 Actually, go back to show John Zeig-Heiling.

00:49:13.000 It's at the top of the notes.

00:49:14.000 It's pretty fucking mental.

00:49:16.000 So, Proud Boys, the day they were awaiting, or before they were awaiting sentencing, the paparazzi kept taking pictures of John.

00:49:24.000 What's his name again?

00:49:26.000 John Kinsman.

00:49:26.000 John, yeah.

00:49:27.000 I just know him as Big Jay.

00:49:29.000 And he's going, get out of here!

00:49:30.000 Get out of my fa... Get out of my fa... Now, the only way you can make this, get out of here, into a Sieg Heil, which I will not even do on this show because it'll be screen grab.

00:49:41.000 So when I go like this, I'm doing a Sieg Heil.

00:49:45.000 So the only way to make this look like a Sieg Heil is to get your camera one foot off the ground and then go... And they actually had the balls to call this a Roman salute.

00:49:59.000 And I was talking to my coach the other day, and I go, you heard about this?

00:50:04.000 15 fucking years for a brawl that normally would be probation at worst.

00:50:09.000 And he goes, yeah, but you got to rein in your boys a bit, dude.

00:50:12.000 That's not funny, Zeke Eiling.

00:50:14.000 And I go, what are you talking about?

00:50:16.000 I saw the picture.

00:50:17.000 It's just like, what was he thinking?

00:50:19.000 I go, he was not Zeke Eiling.

00:50:22.000 He'd never do that in a million years.

00:50:23.000 It would never occur to him.

00:50:25.000 Black wife, four black kids.

00:50:29.000 In fact, if those guys end up with 15 years, his kids won't have a father.

00:50:32.000 So in my ruined lives category, which is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, that'll go up to like 10.

00:50:38.000 Because it'll be the whole family destroyed.

00:50:42.000 And Max, too.

00:50:44.000 A guy, Jeffrey Young, is already in Rikers for this fight.

00:50:47.000 He's serving like, I don't know, 15 weekends.

00:50:51.000 He's done in November or something like that.

00:50:54.000 So he just works his ass off all week.

00:50:56.000 Then on Friday, goes to Rikers.

00:50:58.000 It takes about five hours to go through all the processing, just like you're going to jail, you know, for 11 months.

00:51:04.000 It's the same amount of shit.

00:51:06.000 Sit there for five hours, read 900 books.

00:51:10.000 That's the one upside is these guys end up reading.

00:51:13.000 If you ever meet someone who just got out of jail, they're always like, actually, no, the Robert E. Lee was only at the Battle of Gettysburg for about four days.

00:51:22.000 He had to go off to North Carolina because Fort Duquesne was being established by the French.

00:51:29.000 And then again, that's one perspective.

00:51:31.000 Now, I've read another book that says something contrary.

00:51:33.000 Now, a lot of people disagree.

00:51:35.000 A lot of people think that Robert E. Lee was actually working with the English... I'm doing a terrible job of history, by the way.

00:51:42.000 I always learn that shit in a book and then, like, sans through the hourglass.

00:51:47.000 Yeah.

00:51:48.000 Like, there was about two months where I was the Civil War buff.

00:51:51.000 Oh, dude, I knew, like, theoretical physics for two months.

00:51:55.000 Yeah, I was all about it.

00:51:56.000 I was like, I'm smart.

00:51:56.000 I don't even know what Robert E. looks like.

00:52:00.000 A statue?

00:52:01.000 Isn't he a statue?

00:52:02.000 He's a statue guy.

00:52:04.000 That'd be funny if a guy's only claim to fame was that he was a statue.

00:52:10.000 I'm a famous statue.

00:52:13.000 So that was crazy.

00:52:14.000 Yeah, that's what I figured.

00:52:15.000 Yeah, that's about right.

00:52:16.000 See, then the sand comes back when someone shows you.

00:52:19.000 But when you click away from that, it clicks away from my brain.

00:52:23.000 That might be living in the computer age.

00:52:26.000 So, at the risk of boring you with too much,

00:52:31.000 No, let's get to, let's just do one of the guys, Caleb Perkins.

00:52:36.000 I'll do a more in-depth version of this later, but 20 minutes before the Proud Boys fight where you see the perp Zeke Eiling, 20 minutes before the fight that he's on trial for, a mob of Antifa beat up Paul Miller and took his equipment.

00:52:50.000 Caleb Perkins, Kai Russo, and Finbar Slonim.

00:52:55.000 I'll be getting into these guys quite a bit, because I want to make them as famous as our guys.

00:53:00.000 They beat the shit out of the reporter, took his stuff, right?

00:53:03.000 That's petite larceny, assault.

00:53:07.000 And then the cops caught them, they caught three of them, the three I just mentioned, and those guys got away scot-free.

00:53:13.000 Now one of them, Caleb Perkins, he's, they're all gay by the way, he has a history of fighting cops.

00:53:20.000 Here he is on trial, look at what he's wearing by the way to the trial.

00:53:25.000 Like doesn't that say tomes?

00:53:27.000 These guys don't take this seriously because they know they're getting off because they have all these SJW lawyers.

00:53:34.000 So he shows, by the way, that that picture you just saw was at a Black Lives Matter thing a couple years ago in New York where he elbowed a cop in the face.

00:53:43.000 Not a big deal, apparently.

00:53:44.000 And I've talked to cops who say, yeah, if the only thing that will get you in shit is if you spit in my face, but you can bite me, punch me, and the courts just go, well, you're a cop in New York.

00:53:54.000 What do you think was going to happen?

00:53:55.000 This is what you signed up for, pussy.

00:53:59.000 So Caleb, I'm only going to talk about Caleb today, by the way.

00:54:02.000 So Caleb elbows a cop in the face.

00:54:03.000 His boyfriend was also in the melee.

00:54:05.000 His boyfriend shows up wearing a dirty t-shirt that says, I didn't do it in marker across it.

00:54:11.000 Both getaway scot-free.

00:54:12.000 But just so you understand what we're up against here, because this is news to me.

00:54:18.000 I thought lawyers were like to kill a mockingbird.

00:54:21.000 The woman you see in that picture, what's her name?

00:54:24.000 Moira?

00:54:26.000 Go back to the picture.

00:54:28.000 You can use that one.

00:54:31.000 It's Moira Meltzer-Cohen.

00:54:37.000 Now look at that picture.

00:54:37.000 Scroll down a bit.

00:54:40.000 She's got a keffiyeh on, which is the Palestinian scarf that means destroy Israel.

00:54:47.000 She's Jewish, right?

00:54:48.000 Pro-Palestinian.

00:54:50.000 She's got a lip ring on.

00:54:53.000 And this is the kind of, when you read about her, you realize you're learning about a SJW blue-haired radical.

00:54:59.000 Myra uses the personal pronouns she and they, and this just shows you how ridiculous it is to use they as a pronoun.

00:55:08.000 They are admitted to practice law in New York State, the Southern, Northern, and Western Districts of New York.

00:55:15.000 They hold degrees from the University of Michigan, the University of Wisconsin, and the CUNY School of Law.

00:55:20.000 They can be reached at, and they have her email.

00:55:23.000 This is the same woman who represented Chelsea Manning, the radical anarchist who, with Vic Berger, doxed a night for freedom and had an old Jewish man almost beat to death under the suspicion of being a Nazi.

00:55:38.000 He went into cardiac arrest and David Campbell is facing 15 years in prison.

00:55:41.000 In fact, he's on my list of destroyed lives by Antifa.

00:55:44.000 David Campbell, not the guy that got beat up.

00:55:48.000 The unfortunate thing, I'm attracted to slightly plump Jewish girls.

00:55:52.000 So it's hard to hate.

00:55:53.000 And that lip ring is like, I mean business.

00:55:55.000 The lip ring is a deal breaker though.

00:55:56.000 Really?

00:55:57.000 Oh, I hate facial piercings.

00:55:59.000 I don't know.

00:56:00.000 It looks so insecure, especially when girls with a weird nose get something here.

00:56:04.000 It's like, don't look at my big nose.

00:56:06.000 Look down here.

00:56:07.000 I kind of like... What are you trying to do?

00:56:09.000 Smoke and mirrors, illusions.

00:56:12.000 I guess makeup is sort of an illusion.

00:56:14.000 But check this out from her own website.

00:56:17.000 My vision of the relationship between law and justice is shaped by my commitment to radical social movements.

00:56:28.000 This is how, when you go to court in New York City, this is who represents you.

00:56:35.000 And she does a great job.

00:56:37.000 She gets cop beaters off.

00:56:40.000 They're set free.

00:56:41.000 All right, we should set up the calls.

00:56:45.000 Okay.

00:56:46.000 I talk too much about Proud Boys and Antifa.

00:56:48.000 I'm boring myself.

00:56:49.000 Alright guys.

00:56:50.000 I bore myself just thinking about you.

00:56:54.000 I scare myself.

00:56:55.000 I thought you were going to go into it.

00:56:57.000 I bore myself.

00:56:59.000 Of course you would because that's your kind of music.

00:57:01.000 You like women singing about men.

00:57:04.000 I got a good one.

00:57:05.000 I got boring with myself.

00:57:09.000 That's a good one.

00:57:11.000 You know what?

00:57:11.000 We should do a whole segment on it.

00:57:12.000 I hate sexy music.

00:57:16.000 You know that song?

00:57:17.000 You can leave your hat on!

00:57:21.000 It's clearly about a woman wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat being fucked from behind by an old, fat, bald guy who looks like he hangs out in Margaritaville.

00:57:29.000 That's what they're going for.

00:57:31.000 And I don't want that image in my head, Dad.

00:57:33.000 You can leave your hat on!

00:57:38.000 Or even that, like, DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO!

00:57:41.000 Yeah, that is sexy.

00:57:42.000 Sexy music sucks.

00:57:44.000 Yeah, why am I listening to you be sexual?

00:57:46.000 I don't like that.

00:57:47.000 I don't like jokey music either.

00:57:48.000 I don't like ween.

00:57:50.000 I don't like funny songs.

00:57:51.000 Rastafarian reggae junkie jew!

00:57:53.000 Like Weird Al.

00:57:55.000 Don't, the, the, music doesn't, I don't like jokes in music.

00:57:58.000 It's serious poetry.

00:57:59.000 It's like sex.

00:58:01.000 I had an argument once with this chick who was dating a friend of mine who was a comedian.

00:58:06.000 And I was saying, you like to joke around?

00:58:09.000 Oh, they did a thing.

00:58:10.000 He said, why don't I meet you in Vegas?

00:58:12.000 Because he was working in LA and she was in New York.

00:58:14.000 And I'll just show up at the bar.

00:58:16.000 You wear lingerie under your clothes and we'll pick each other up.

00:58:19.000 And she said, we did it.

00:58:21.000 I showed up and then he started and I just burst out laughing.

00:58:23.000 And I just went, you ruined it.

00:58:28.000 You wrecked it.

00:58:29.000 I go, you don't joke around during sex, do you?

00:58:31.000 And she goes, yeah, if something's funny.

00:58:32.000 I go, Sarah, no.

00:58:36.000 That's not the place.

00:58:37.000 It's very serious.

00:58:40.000 Like, say there was the loudest queef in the world during intercourse, I wouldn't acknowledge it in any way, shape, or form.

00:58:47.000 I don't break for queefs.

00:58:50.000 I got a job to do.

00:58:51.000 That's a shirt.

00:58:52.000 It's actually like sparring.

00:58:54.000 If we're just joking around and we're throwing a medicine ball around or doing some sort of relay where I punch your glove and you punch my glove, I might joke around.

00:59:02.000 But when it's an actual fight, zero jokes.

00:59:07.000 It's life or death.

00:59:09.000 With fighting,

00:59:10.000 You're risking death.

00:59:12.000 With fucking, you're creating life.

00:59:14.000 Those are not comedy zones.

00:59:16.000 And music is just a simulation of sex.

00:59:19.000 That's why rock and roll is for young people.

00:59:21.000 And that's why the beat is like... It's ultimately just sex.

00:59:27.000 You can leave your hat on... Alright, should we take some calls?

00:59:36.000 This is gonna suck, by the way.

00:59:39.000 No, no, this will be fine.

00:59:40.000 It's gonna be a shit show.

00:59:41.000 Yeah, it'll be alright.

00:59:43.000 So, we got, uh, what do we got here?

00:59:48.000 Um... Alright, they're still screening.

00:59:50.000 Let's just talk to them.

00:59:53.000 Hey, 9-1-3, you're on the line.

00:59:54.000 Hey guys, uh, got a few questions for ya.

01:00:00.000 I'll just ask them.

01:00:02.000 Uh, when will Miles make his first appearance?

01:00:06.000 Yeah, I agreed to do Miles for Rebel.

01:00:09.000 I don't know, man.

01:00:10.000 I'm kind of sick of him.

01:00:12.000 Like, just like I was just saying about not being honest and getting to the point.

01:00:18.000 Miles is like, you want to make a point, but you have to go this way and circle around and then come back to it.

01:00:25.000 Sometimes I'd rather just say, that is a thing, rather than find a sarcastic route to get there.

01:00:31.000 And is he funny?

01:00:31.000 I don't even know anymore.

01:00:35.000 Yeah, he's hilarious.

01:00:36.000 I think he's your most underrated viewer, fan.

01:00:40.000 I don't know what you call him, but yeah, people love him.

01:00:42.000 Put him on.

01:00:43.000 Also, Ryan, that Jordan Peterson voice, just go to notjordanpeterson.com and you can create your own phrases.

01:00:51.000 What?

01:00:55.000 That's awesome.

01:00:55.000 And then lastly, you just mentioned that Radical Activist is trying to get off Beater Top.

01:01:01.000 Is that a sexual innuendo?

01:01:02.000 I'll listen off the air.

01:01:04.000 Love you guys.

01:01:05.000 Okay, I heard him.

01:01:06.000 He said to get cop beaters off, which is a sexual innuendo.

01:01:10.000 Do you want to hit this for a little bit?

01:01:12.000 Yeah, let's hit it.

01:01:13.000 I'm starting to feel guilty.

01:01:14.000 People pay money and I'm blasting them with an air conditioner.

01:01:18.000 And you're half deaf.

01:01:20.000 And I can't hear shit.

01:01:21.000 Dang.

01:01:22.000 It's kinda nice though, in New York City, being deaf.

01:01:24.000 Right, yeah.

01:01:25.000 I like it.

01:01:25.000 Fucking sirens.

01:01:27.000 Hey fireman, we know, we know, we know.

01:01:29.000 You're there, we get it.

01:01:31.000 My friend once said, just put the fire out and shut the fuck up.

01:01:34.000 Yeah, there's no fire.

01:01:34.000 I lived in New York for what, 25 years now?

01:01:36.000 I've seen two.

01:01:38.000 We gotta get a cat out of a tree.

01:01:39.000 Bullshit.

01:01:40.000 How many times have you seen a cat skeleton in a tree?

01:01:43.000 Never.

01:01:44.000 They'll be fine.

01:01:44.000 They'll figure it out.

01:01:46.000 We got Steve talking about circumcision.

01:01:48.000 Steve, you're on the line.

01:01:49.000 Hey, your new nickname is Circumcision Steve!

01:01:54.000 Hey Gavin, hey Ryan, how are you guys doing?

01:01:56.000 Hello.

01:01:56.000 Good.

01:02:00.000 Uh, yeah, I just wanted to say that I just feel like that there's, like, the biggest issue in the United States today is the fact that babies are having part of their penises cut off and I just find it odd that no one's really talking about it.

01:02:15.000 I'll tell you why no one's talking about it because they're circumcised.

01:02:19.000 Like I was listening to a, well this might help, I was listening to this black call-in show and one of the callers said, hey why don't we ever talk about the lack of fathers in the black community?

01:02:30.000 I mean that's a real, and then the two black hosts both went, uh well I'm not going to judge someone else for the mistakes they may or may not have made and they just totally killed the subject.

01:02:40.000 And I got the feeling it's because those two guys have kids that they don't take care of anymore.

01:02:45.000 Or at least don't see very often.

01:02:47.000 So I think it's really hard for a man to go, my penis is fucked.

01:02:51.000 This is not the penis I'm supposed to have.

01:02:53.000 But you're right.

01:02:54.000 It is genital mutilation.

01:02:56.000 They're so fucked.

01:02:57.000 The penis is destroyed.

01:02:59.000 There's no benefits at all.

01:03:02.000 There was an argument, like the Jews and Muslims did it a billion years ago because they argued it was about cleanliness or something like that.

01:03:09.000 Okay, well let's go back in time and argue that.

01:03:11.000 But in America, the anti-Semites like to blame Jews for this operation.

01:03:19.000 It has nothing to do with that.

01:03:20.000 Dr. Joseph Kellogg of Kellogg's Corn Flakes was a sexual puritan like a lot of the original pioneers and he decided that we beat off too much, which is kind of true actually, and he decided that if we make it feel less good, same reason Muslims!

01:03:37.000 Thanks, Steve.

01:03:56.000 You know what, I just read up too that Kellogg's Corn Flakes were created because less flavorful food is less indulgent, therefore making you less horny.

01:04:05.000 And stuff like that.

01:04:05.000 They were created as like a flavorless type of food.

01:04:09.000 Is that true?

01:04:10.000 Yeah, I just looked that up recently.

01:04:11.000 Because he was a sexual puritan, yada yada.

01:04:13.000 Huh.

01:04:14.000 Yup.

01:04:15.000 Alright, we got screener says... By the way, no, I just want to talk about this a little bit more.

01:04:19.000 You gotta see a circumcision tray.

01:04:22.000 Oof.

01:04:22.000 That they use at the hospital.

01:04:23.000 Did we just crash?

01:04:24.000 No.

01:04:26.000 It's a baby-shaped tray.

01:04:27.000 They put your kid in.

01:04:29.000 There's a strap for the head.

01:04:31.000 There's straps for the arms.

01:04:33.000 Straps for the legs.

01:04:34.000 And then they sit there with the sharpest scissors you could ever imagine and go skk.

01:04:38.000 There's actually a story I read about once where the guy overdid it and he fucked it up and it got infected and the whole penis was destroyed.

01:04:45.000 And they go, shit, let's just make a pussy.

01:04:48.000 What?

01:04:48.000 And they make it into a girl.

01:04:51.000 And that kid grows up not knowing that it's a boy, has insane mental issues, and I think at the age of 14 or 15 he killed himself.

01:05:00.000 That was all from circumcision.

01:05:01.000 There you go.

01:05:02.000 Oh, there's no, there's no, this one's lacking a head strap.

01:05:05.000 When my brother was born, I saw a head strap and feet straps.

01:05:08.000 I mean, this idea that it doesn't hurt.

01:05:10.000 And the other argument I've heard is I actually used to do this in a standup routine where they go, I don't know.

01:05:15.000 I go, why did you mutilate your fucking son?

01:05:18.000 And they go, I don't know.

01:05:19.000 I wanted his penis to look like mine.

01:05:21.000 Why?

01:05:22.000 For the imminent penis photo shoots you guys are doing together?

01:05:26.000 Like I see my dad's dick maybe once every four years.

01:05:29.000 It's like Haley's Comet.

01:05:31.000 It shoots through the sky.

01:05:34.000 It's good luck.

01:05:35.000 You gotta put the AC back on, I'm dying here.

01:05:37.000 It's 88 degrees.

01:05:43.000 Even if you did do penis photo shoots, why do they have to look the same?

01:05:48.000 I don't understand it, I really don't.

01:05:50.000 It's fucking cruel.

01:05:51.000 Like, just watch it.

01:05:54.000 Just go watch it.

01:05:56.000 Another thing about, like, how traumatic that is coming right out the womb.

01:05:59.000 And then you get part of your dick cut off.

01:06:01.000 It's like you're getting sexually assaulted.

01:06:04.000 Yeah.

01:06:04.000 Right off the bat.

01:06:04.000 And they go, well, he's not going to remember it.

01:06:06.000 Okay, well, you know, a lot of people don't remember what happened to them before they're four.

01:06:10.000 That's usually like the cutoff because your brain has to make room for all this new news.

01:06:13.000 So let's just burn three-year-olds with cigarettes and fucking slap them around and let them lose 50 pounds and gain 50 pounds.

01:06:21.000 They're just toys.

01:06:22.000 They're just sandbags till yet they have memories.

01:06:26.000 Yes, thank you for bringing that up, caller.

01:06:27.000 It's always annoyed me how that's never covered.

01:06:30.000 Like, we don't cover anything of consequence.

01:06:33.000 We should be going by the numbers, and the numbers are opioid, obesity, gang warfare.

01:06:38.000 Not fucking some dude who didn't see Kyle claiming he's Z Kyle.

01:06:45.000 Okay, we got Gavin talking about joke music, but he has a good point.

01:06:52.000 Uh, that would... I don't see his name on here, but, uh... I don't care!

01:06:55.000 You're on the line there.

01:06:56.000 Nameless... Rick?

01:06:57.000 Oh, Rick.

01:06:58.000 Nameless Rick.

01:06:59.000 That's your new nickname.

01:07:00.000 Yeah, it's Rick.

01:07:01.000 No, now you're Nameless Rick.

01:07:05.000 Okay, what do you got?

01:07:06.000 Fuck that.

01:07:06.000 Uh, but Gavin, you were in a band called, uh, Leatherass Budfuck and Anal Chinook, which is obviously just a fart.

01:07:15.000 How is that not a joke?

01:07:17.000 That's a very valid point.

01:07:20.000 But, uh...

01:07:22.000 We did have a lot of serious songs, like we had a song called Women's Rights that said, Women can't articulate!

01:07:27.000 Why can't women masturbate?

01:07:29.000 I worry about the world's fate with men in control!

01:07:33.000 And we sang seriously.

01:07:34.000 Well, I mean, women's rights are a joke, so...

01:07:38.000 Yeah, I'm not sure we could base all of my political beliefs on what I did when I was 18.

01:07:44.000 And Leatherass Buttfuck were actually kind of a serious band.

01:07:47.000 Like, we... Leatherass Buttfuck wasn't meant to... It was meant to be like, whoa, weird, sex fuck, like the band Revolting Cocks.

01:07:55.000 It was that kind of a name.

01:07:56.000 Like, we're a psycho, dude!

01:07:58.000 Alright, next.

01:08:03.000 Sorry, sir.

01:08:03.000 You gotta hang up on people faster.

01:08:06.000 It's like, get the point out, no intro, and then hang up.

01:08:09.000 Alright, we're going to try this new format with Ucaller.

01:08:12.000 Go on now, 269.

01:08:13.000 Oh, hey, sick.

01:08:18.000 My name's Kaelin.

01:08:21.000 What's your opinion on Morrissey and how he's treated in the media?

01:08:25.000 Because I feel like he's...

01:08:29.000 He's a leftist by nature, but he has a few slight right-wing beliefs, but he's shit on the media just for, you know, he's slandered constantly.

01:08:40.000 He's a vegetarian.

01:08:41.000 I think he might be a vegan.

01:08:42.000 He's definitely an animal rights activist.

01:08:44.000 He won't play shows where they sell hot dogs.

01:08:47.000 The guy is a raving homosexual.

01:08:50.000 He hates Trump, but he loves Britain.

01:08:55.000 You could call him a nationalist.

01:08:56.000 And he thinks that the Muslim invasion, which has totally permanently changed towns like Birmingham and Luton, where Tommy Robinson is from.

01:09:06.000 And what's the one that had all the rapes?

01:09:08.000 Rotherham.

01:09:10.000 Those towns are gone.

01:09:11.000 Just completely gone.

01:09:12.000 Literally every town in Britain is a rape factory now, so it's not even like, you know... So he's against that, and you're allowed to be... there's more allowance for Islamophobia among the gay community, because they want to throw you off a fucking building.

01:09:27.000 Just like you're allowed to be more wary of evangelical Christians if you're gay.

01:09:33.000 That's a new rule I just made up.

01:09:34.000 So he dared to wear the British flag around himself, which he's been doing, by the way, since the Smiths.

01:09:40.000 He hasn't changed.

01:09:41.000 But because we're living in Trump derangement syndrome clown world, he's considered a Nazi.

01:09:46.000 Just like the Griffin Bar, who lost their bar for not kicking us out enthusiastically enough, even though they did it immediately and then had a bunch of benefits for the sin of not knowing the political beliefs of 100% of their patrons.

01:10:02.000 They're insatiable.

01:10:04.000 Thank you, sir.

01:10:06.000 We got more beating up the world.

01:10:08.000 I don't know what that means.

01:10:09.000 You're on, 570.

01:10:10.000 Hey, dude.

01:10:15.000 Hey, buddy.

01:10:16.000 Hey, here's a quick little math thing.

01:10:18.000 Hey, hey, here's a quick... Not so quick.

01:10:23.000 I got a lot of echo there.

01:10:24.000 I can't hear anybody.

01:10:28.000 Okay, we're having echo problems.

01:10:29.000 Can you not hear this?

01:10:30.000 How's this?

01:10:31.000 Try it out.

01:10:31.000 Oh, there you are.

01:10:32.000 Okay.

01:10:33.000 There we go.

01:10:33.000 Ryan had the wrong setting.

01:10:35.000 It worked for everybody else.

01:10:37.000 No, maybe they're just tolerating the echo.

01:10:40.000 Sorry, go ahead, caller.

01:10:41.000 Yeah, I think that's right.

01:10:43.000 So here's a quick thing I like to do just for fun.

01:10:47.000 The way you break down the population of the world by people you can beat up.

01:10:51.000 You break it down by the numbers.

01:10:54.000 Okay.

01:10:55.000 Does that make any sense?

01:10:56.000 Yeah, I guess you mean adult men.

01:11:01.000 No, no, no.

01:11:01.000 The whole entire world.

01:11:02.000 So like babies in India?

01:11:07.000 Unfortunately, yeah.

01:11:08.000 Okay, so there's 7 billion people in the world.

01:11:12.000 Half of them are women.

01:11:13.000 So you can break it down pretty well.

01:11:15.000 I've gotten up to like 94% or so.

01:11:17.000 You think you could beat up 94% of the world?

01:11:21.000 Yeah.

01:11:22.000 Dude, in Moscow, everyone's been... When you crunch the numbers... I don't want to fight Russians.

01:11:31.000 I don't want to fight a lot of Africans.

01:11:34.000 No.

01:11:36.000 The Middle East... Well, you're gonna have to, you know?

01:11:40.000 That's when you look at the numbers, you have to do it.

01:11:42.000 You know what would be cool?

01:11:43.000 I mean, I don't want to beat up old women either, but...

01:11:46.000 It has to be done.

01:11:47.000 If you have a computer simulation where you fight every, like a baby in the Congo, you fight every person in the world, but you get to reset after every one.

01:11:56.000 Because if you fought ten guys in Moscow, you'd be jammed.

01:12:03.000 After every fight, you go back to the strength you are right now.

01:12:06.000 You can't train, so nobody trains for it.

01:12:08.000 But what you are right now is what your strength is.

01:12:11.000 So you've done a lot of homework on this, and you're up to 94% of the world.

01:12:19.000 At my peak, I was around 94.

01:12:20.000 I need to crunch the numbers again.

01:12:22.000 I haven't done it in a while.

01:12:23.000 You've got to go back to the lab.

01:12:24.000 But it's a good way when you're bored.

01:12:30.000 Yeah.

01:12:30.000 What do you think Mike Tyson's number is?

01:12:35.000 He's 99.9, I believe.

01:12:37.000 I mean, he's got to be way up there.

01:12:38.000 Can you imagine how that fucking feels?

01:12:41.000 Because it's not just in the ring with all the rules.

01:12:45.000 He could be walking down the streets in Ukraine and know that he could beat up every single person he sees.

01:12:52.000 Even if they fight dirty, whatever you want.

01:12:54.000 It must feel awesome to know that you could beat up pretty much everyone in the world.

01:13:00.000 Well, and one of the reasons I bring it up is you're talking about you were in a bar in Boston, and there's a guy across the bar staring at you, thinking, you know, wanting to fight you.

01:13:08.000 And I was thinking that I lived in Boston for a long time.

01:13:11.000 I'm wondering if that was me, because when I'm in bars by myself, I like to, you know, clear the room and see what I'm doing there.

01:13:17.000 Okay, it was actually just outside of Boston, in a place that's a little more middle class.

01:13:24.000 Maybe you can help jog my memory.

01:13:27.000 The hell was it called?

01:13:28.000 It's like, you know, Ann Arbor.

01:13:29.000 Was it a nice town?

01:13:31.000 Wellesley?

01:13:32.000 Yeah, what was it?

01:13:34.000 Arlington?

01:13:35.000 Arlington, Wellesley, Weston?

01:13:39.000 Whatever.

01:13:40.000 Those are all the nice suburbs.

01:13:42.000 Anyway.

01:13:43.000 Anyway, yeah.

01:13:44.000 Crunch the number sometime.

01:13:47.000 It's a lot of phone.

01:13:48.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:13:49.000 You know what's great about boxing, too, is you walk down the street and there's no fear.

01:13:54.000 And in New York, especially when you're me and everyone wants to kill you, you're always like, why is that guy standing near me?

01:13:59.000 What's going on here?

01:14:00.000 You're looking behind you.

01:14:01.000 You're ready at all times.

01:14:02.000 Someone comes up to you, Hey man, are you Gavin?

01:14:03.000 And you're like, yeah, why?

01:14:04.000 Which one are you?

01:14:05.000 What side are you on?

01:14:06.000 I was actually, this is a good example.

01:14:08.000 I was at a baseball game and this guy sits next to me.

01:14:11.000 Hmm.

01:14:12.000 We have seat skippers all the time.

01:14:13.000 All right.

01:14:15.000 And, uh, then he goes, so if, um, if this stays tied after ninth inning, it goes into overtime.

01:14:23.000 And I was like, yeah.

01:14:24.000 Yeah, it's called Extra Innings.

01:14:27.000 What do you got?

01:14:27.000 Oh, Dodgers.

01:14:28.000 You have the Dodgers?

01:14:29.000 You like the Dodgers?

01:14:30.000 Uh, no, yes.

01:14:34.000 And then he's taking a video, right?

01:14:36.000 And he keeps going really wide in the video, getting near my family.

01:14:39.000 And I go, where are your seats?

01:14:41.000 And he goes, oh, I followed someone up there.

01:14:44.000 And I thought, in another world, if I wasn't me, then I'd go, whatever, dude, OK.

01:14:51.000 but now I'm a hunted man I can't be fucking around I'm breaking the bro code and you're out of here hey security get this guy out of here this isn't his ticket he's creeping me out and I had him booted out and he's like way to go I just went fuck you

01:15:07.000 You could have just really been a pleasant guy, you don't know, but you can't take the chance.

01:15:10.000 I'm not taking that chance.

01:15:11.000 Exactly.

01:15:11.000 And the beauty with sparring every day is you realize what percentage of fighting is fear, and I think it's upwards of 80.

01:15:19.000 So you get that 80 down to like 55, and then you're walking down the street and you're like, what's going on here?

01:15:25.000 Are you okay?

01:15:26.000 Like this guy I box with, he goes, well I'll go up to a giant in a bar and go, you got your Irish up?

01:15:32.000 You want to go outside?

01:15:33.000 Should we just settle this?

01:15:35.000 Like some journalist at the Freedom of Speech Rally we did in DC, he was like, so Charlottesville and blah blah blah and Zeke Hyling and he was bringing up all these myths and I could tell he's trying to nail me and I go, look,

01:15:48.000 You don't like me, clearly, right?

01:15:50.000 You're trying to frame me, which puts my family in jeopardy, puts my life in jeopardy, as we see.

01:15:54.000 Like, that guy, the shooter in Dayton, Ohio, hated Faith Goldie, called her a Nazi.

01:15:59.000 Right.

01:15:59.000 Faith Goldie's not a Nazi, but you just convinced this mass shooter that he is, that she is, and he's clearly a murderer, so you almost got Faith killed.

01:16:09.000 So when they make up this lie, it puts our lives in jeopardy, puts my family in jeopardy.

01:16:12.000 So that's a pretty big thing they want to do to me.

01:16:14.000 So you want to hurt me, then I want to hurt you.

01:16:17.000 So let's just go over there and fight.

01:16:21.000 Let's get it over with.

01:16:22.000 Why are we playing this little cat-and-mouse game?

01:16:23.000 Otherwise it's like a one-sided Cold War, where only one side knows that they're trying to attack the other people.

01:16:30.000 Hey, do you think that- Like Finn Lizzie said, and if the boys want to fight, you better let them.

01:16:34.000 Sorry, go ahead.

01:16:34.000 Oh, that's it?

01:16:35.000 He ends that abruptly, that stanza.

01:16:37.000 You put a little... It does sound really jammed in at the end.

01:16:42.000 Do you think self-deprecation is a form of, like, a defense mechanism that was adapted through those who... Like, nobody... Not a lot of people like to beat up on somebody who's, like, almost like a... If you pretend you're dead to a bear, they're not gonna bother you?

01:16:57.000 You articulate your thoughts like a drunk driver trying to convince a cop that he hasn't had anything to drink.

01:17:03.000 Let me guess what you're saying.

01:17:05.000 Yeah, self-deprecation isn't the same as humiliation or ridicule as we discussed on the other show.

01:17:10.000 That's just ball-busting that's so good you end up directing it to yourself.

01:17:13.000 That's fine, that's funny.

01:17:15.000 But humiliating a man is a totally different story.

01:17:18.000 But I'm saying, you know, a fight usually happens when two adversaries go at it.

01:17:23.000 Now if one just lays down and says, eh, I'm kind of a piece of shit, then that kind of makes the other person be like, I'm not going to beat you up because you're a pussy.

01:17:31.000 Yeah, maybe a noble person would do that.

01:17:33.000 But, you know, our enemies aren't noble.

01:17:36.000 And remember that dude... I forget his name.

01:17:41.000 He... His nickname is like Proud Boy, like P-R-A-W-D or something.

01:17:47.000 He got knocked out with a giant flagpole by Antifa.

01:17:51.000 Then he was out, and they were kicking his unconscious head.

01:17:54.000 Right.

01:17:55.000 Is there anything more disturbing than seeing videos of an unconscious person being kicked in the head and the way the head just sort of flops?

01:18:02.000 Bang!

01:18:03.000 Bang!

01:18:04.000 It's like killing a dead person.

01:18:07.000 It's really horrible to look at.

01:18:08.000 Alright, let's take another call.

01:18:10.000 We gotta get going soon and I want to show some funny videos because this episode's been a little serious.

01:18:14.000 Okay, uh... We got Mark calling about potential Republican nominees and Truck lose this year.

01:18:21.000 Trump.

01:18:22.000 Or something.

01:18:24.000 Hey guys, what's going on?

01:18:28.000 I think that no matter what happens next year, if Trump wins or loses, I think the Republicans have no chance but to nominate Tim Scott, the Senator from South Carolina.

01:18:39.000 And also, I just wanted to say that I thought what happened to you and... Sorry, the phone's ringing in the back here.

01:18:46.000 I saw that Newsmax and Andrew Klavan were not really fair to the Proud Boys,

01:18:52.000 And, uh, I saw you were kind of pissed off about that, so... I know Andrew Klavan!

01:18:56.000 Did he say something about white supremacy?

01:19:01.000 It's lazy boomers.

01:19:03.000 Alright, we're talking over each other.

01:19:08.000 The delay is a little such, though, that if you do interrupt, you have to just play through.

01:19:13.000 All right, let's hang up the call.

01:19:16.000 You know who I saw was thinking about running against Trump?

01:19:19.000 Joe Walsh.

01:19:20.000 Not the rocker, but the political pundit.

01:19:23.000 Joe Walsh was the guy that got duped by Sacha Baron Cohen.

01:19:25.000 Also a friend, but it's going to be a tough run.

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01:20:17.000 We were doing it last night.

01:20:19.000 The game was awesome.

01:20:20.000 It was fun.

01:20:20.000 It was it was tied.

01:20:21.000 It went to extra innings, but we started trying to guess what the speed was before it appears on the board and that could have been a bet right there.

01:20:29.000 That made the whole game more fun.

01:20:31.000 I mean, that's what really what sports is.

01:20:34.000 You're gambling.

01:20:35.000 You go there.

01:20:36.000 I used to think sports was a simulation of war.

01:20:39.000 And war is natural.

01:20:41.000 It's natural for tribes to want to fight and dominate and prove themselves.

01:20:44.000 There's sort of like physical meritocracy.

01:20:46.000 So it's just like the gladiator stadiums.

01:20:48.000 In fact, they look like the gladiator stadiums.

01:20:50.000 But you're watching a live war.

01:20:51.000 And they used to do that.

01:20:53.000 In the Civil War, people would bring out picnic blankets and just watch battles.

01:20:57.000 Watch men die.

01:20:59.000 There's something about us where we like to see that sort of gruesome clash.

01:21:03.000 And then after last night I was thinking, no, it's more like, and I shouldn't say no, it might be a simulation of war, or maybe it's a simulation of life.

01:21:12.000 Like, you have a business going, a restaurant, like our buddy, the Japanese guy who took over his dad's sushi restaurant, and then it went under.

01:21:19.000 Like, that's brutal.

01:21:20.000 You're about to win the World Series, and then your team sucks, but you gotta keep going, trade in some guys, get some new guys.

01:21:26.000 I mean, when you're watching a game, your team is constantly dealing with curveballs, literally.

01:21:32.000 Life throws you a curveball.

01:21:36.000 That colloquialism comes in.

01:21:38.000 Go to batdsi.com, use the promo code Gavin, you put in 25 bucks, they match 25 bucks.

01:21:45.000 Alright, let's take a couple calls and we'll look at some stupid videos and then I gotta go back to Breezy.

01:21:49.000 I'm gonna take Ryan with me to Breezy, you can meet the local pigs.

01:21:53.000 Fuckin' pigs.

01:21:55.000 Alright, we got Richie, only known for being a statue.

01:22:00.000 Richie?

01:22:03.000 Hey.

01:22:05.000 Earlier in the show, you said, imagine only being known for your statue.

01:22:09.000 Yeah.

01:22:12.000 Yep.

01:22:12.000 What was that?

01:22:13.000 I just wanted you to know that there is such a person.

01:22:16.000 His name is Ozymandias.

01:22:18.000 Who?

01:22:22.000 Ozymandias.

01:22:23.000 And what's his story?

01:22:24.000 He was an ancient king.

01:22:26.000 The Amusement King?

01:22:27.000 He was an ancient king.

01:22:30.000 Ancient king.

01:22:31.000 Thank you very much for that call, sir.

01:22:33.000 We'll be sure to look that up.

01:22:34.000 Two legs are all that's left of his statue somewhere in Egypt.

01:22:38.000 Okay, great.

01:22:39.000 Ozymendias is a statue known for being a statue.

01:22:43.000 Badass man.

01:22:44.000 Next call.

01:22:46.000 Alright, we got Mike.

01:22:47.000 Democrats winning the election.

01:22:52.000 Mike, you are on the line.

01:22:54.000 What's up, fellas?

01:22:55.000 Uhuru.

01:22:56.000 Uhuru.

01:23:01.000 So, I have a hypothetical for you.

01:23:06.000 If somebody like Kamala Harris or Bernie Sanders wins the 2020 elections, which I doubt is going to happen, obviously, but if it were to happen, what do you think would happen to the country and what do you think we as conservatives could do about it to make sure that it's not a huge shithole?

01:23:29.000 I mean, at the end of the day, does the President really affect you so much?

01:23:32.000 Trump actually destroyed me.

01:23:34.000 I live in a liberal area.

01:23:36.000 Not destroyed me, but my taxes last year would make your hair go white.

01:23:40.000 We had a bunch of caps with property tax and income tax, and making a fair amount of money in America, in this part of New York, means I got fucking reamed.

01:23:52.000 Like, I won't get into the actual numbers, but it's above $100,000.

01:23:57.000 So, Trump technically affected my life worse than other presidents, but I don't care about that.

01:24:03.000 I care about the whole country.

01:24:04.000 And, I don't know.

01:24:07.000 You have no idea.

01:24:07.000 Like, George W. Bush was a conservative.

01:24:10.000 He pried open the borders and spent more than any other president before him.

01:24:13.000 I would prefer Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.

01:24:16.000 At least he was a little more frugal.

01:24:18.000 But as far as how this will affect us all, who knows?

01:24:21.000 Like Bernie Sanders wants to rape us by overtaxing us, but all these politically correct candidates, they want to rape us with other stupid programs and forcing affirmative action.

01:24:31.000 I think that the Kamala Harrises of the world will be worse than the socialists.

01:24:37.000 No, no, sorry.

01:24:37.000 The Bernie Sanders of the world will be worse than the Kamala Harrises, but they're both

01:24:41.000 Socialists, I think our best chance of the DNC is a freak loser like that chick who wants to start a love brigade Marianne Williamson, whatever her name is Because she'll just be a pawn like I've heard conservatives say Justin Trudeau is actually a good prime minister Because he's so stupid and useless that they just go.

01:24:59.000 Yeah, we're gonna do this.

01:25:00.000 It's really good for you It's a it's the right thing to do.

01:25:02.000 It's good for the environment.

01:25:03.000 He's like, okay.

01:25:04.000 Well you guys do that Tell me when it's done

01:25:07.000 Maybe a loser is the only hope.

01:25:08.000 But again, I don't believe in this apocalyptic view of politics.

01:25:13.000 I don't think that they can change our lives that much.

01:25:15.000 I would argue the people, the culture, as Breitbart said, politics is downstream from the culture.

01:25:20.000 And it's the culture that gets us fired.

01:25:22.000 It's the culture that endangers our families.

01:25:24.000 It's the culture that encourages these kangaroo court.

01:25:26.000 I've seen a lot more lives ruined by social media witch hunts than I have by politicians.

01:25:34.000 One more question.

01:25:35.000 This is a serious one.

01:25:36.000 Why are you gay?

01:25:47.000 You are gay.

01:25:48.000 I'm not gay.

01:25:49.000 You are gay.

01:25:50.000 Hang up.

01:25:51.000 All right.

01:25:52.000 You gotta work on your comic timing, dude.

01:25:53.000 He had a good joke, and then you just hang up after that.

01:25:56.000 We don't say, okay, bye, thanks for calling.

01:25:58.000 We're not talking to our Nana on Sunday.

01:26:01.000 It's odd, because Nana, you're on the line.

01:26:03.000 No, this is Ben.

01:26:04.000 My Nana's dead.

01:26:05.000 My Nanas are dead.

01:26:08.000 Go ahead, caller.

01:26:10.000 Gavin, you talk about how

01:26:13.000 You have to pronounce Glasgow, Glasgow, but then you say Moscow.

01:26:18.000 My Russian girlfriend always says I'm a fucking idiot for calling Moscow, Moscow.

01:26:24.000 And you went on a rant about how Glasgow is supposed to be Glasgow.

01:26:29.000 Okay, what is, how is Moscow pronounced?

01:26:35.000 It's supposed to be Moscow.

01:26:36.000 Moscow.

01:26:36.000 The Russians call it Moskova.

01:26:38.000 Moscow.

01:26:40.000 Moscow.

01:26:41.000 Okay, thanks.

01:26:42.000 Hang up.

01:26:43.000 Thanks, sir.

01:26:43.000 All right, we gotta go.

01:26:47.000 By the way, it's more important to pronounce Glasgow correctly because Glasgow's in the West and the West is the best.

01:26:52.000 Russia sucks.

01:26:53.000 Push it into the sea.

01:26:55.000 It's not relevant.

01:26:57.000 It's a sad, disgusting shithole.

01:27:00.000 All right, before we finally leave, God, I'm reminded, you know what's weird?

01:27:07.000 What's up?

01:27:08.000 Oh, that's my son.

01:27:09.000 Hello?

01:27:10.000 Hey.

01:27:11.000 Hey.

01:27:14.000 Yeah, come over here now.

01:27:16.000 We'll buzz you in.

01:27:18.000 And, uh, stuff like that.

01:27:19.000 We're still shooting though.

01:27:22.000 Alright.

01:27:23.000 Bye.

01:27:25.000 Alright, we've got time for a couple videos.

01:27:30.000 My son's coming into the studio, so this is the life of a Trump supporter.

01:27:36.000 When he buzzes in, when he comes out of the elevator, move that thing, let him in, but make sure you don't show any of that.

01:27:45.000 Gotcha.

01:27:47.000 Okay.

01:27:50.000 Here's an oldie but a goodie.

01:27:54.000 I was going through some old videos that I haven't played on the show, and I was reminded of ones you've seen, but it's summertime.

01:27:59.000 We can afford to be light.

01:28:01.000 And this one never fails to crack me up.

01:28:03.000 I love it so much.

01:28:05.000 You've seen it a million times.

01:28:07.000 We're going over some oldies but goodies here.

01:28:08.000 This is just like listening to Satisfaction by the Stones.

01:28:12.000 Watch this guy deal with a lizard jumping on him.

01:28:15.000 Oh good grief, yes.

01:28:16.000 Oh boy.

01:28:17.000 Alright, let's see how long it is.

01:28:19.000 Looks like a white guy in blackface.

01:28:20.000 Probably close to five feet.

01:28:23.000 Texas rat snakes are going to be one of the largest snakes that you find in the metroplex area.

01:28:27.000 Get this thing off me, man!

01:28:32.000 Get this thing off me, man!

01:28:33.000 God dang!

01:28:41.000 Alright, that's enough.

01:28:43.000 Now go to the slingshot.

01:28:44.000 We gotta rush through this.

01:28:46.000 Because I'm worried about my boy getting stuck downstairs at the lobby.

01:28:50.000 We didn't give his name to security.

01:28:52.000 I've watched every single one of these.

01:28:55.000 You could lose hours of your life to slingshot videos.

01:28:58.000 I don't watch the puke ones because I've got a weak stomach.

01:29:01.000 But you can always tell who's going to freak out.

01:29:03.000 The ones who are going, huh, huh, huh, they always do really bad.

01:29:06.000 And the ones who are laughing, they always enjoy the ride.

01:29:08.000 I've never seen the inverse.

01:29:09.000 I've never seen someone with this bad attitude enjoy it.

01:29:14.000 It's about life.

01:29:15.000 The same is true of life.

01:29:16.000 Have a good attitude going in.

01:29:22.000 You know what they do to these guys sometimes?

01:29:24.000 They go, uh, I think your seatbelt's broken.

01:29:26.000 Oh, oh.

01:29:27.000 Oh, they do it in this one.

01:29:28.000 Yeah, yeah, your seatbelt's loose.

01:29:30.000 You can slip out.

01:29:31.000 Oh, dude.

01:29:32.000 Yeah, did you adjust it correctly?

01:29:34.000 Uh-oh.

01:29:36.000 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work.

01:29:40.000 Is mine faster?

01:29:42.000 Yeah, no, we're going to have to stop the record.

01:29:44.000 Oh.

01:29:48.000 The hands.

01:29:52.000 Oh, man.

01:30:01.000 He's literally the most scared a human can be.

01:30:04.000 Right before he fainted, he was the most scared a human man can achieve that level of fear.

01:30:14.000 To actually call for mama.

01:30:16.000 Mama!

01:30:19.000 If that's his sister, she's gonna make fun of him forever.

01:30:22.000 If that's a potential girlfriend, dude, you're dumped.

01:30:25.000 There's no coming back from that.

01:30:27.000 Crying and saying mama.

01:30:28.000 Alright, we gotta go.

01:30:33.000 I just want to end the show with an inspiring little video I talked about the other day.

01:30:38.000 I want to show you what a real man is.

01:30:40.000 A real man is not the top boxer in the world.

01:30:44.000 It's not a famous celebrity.

01:30:48.000 It's not David Beckham.

01:30:49.000 It's not Brad Pitt.

01:30:51.000 It's this guy.

01:30:52.000 Someone with ambition who makes something out of nothing.

01:30:58.000 This was sent to me from a... To me, this is just a job.

01:31:02.000 People could look at me and think I'm daft.

01:31:04.000 But at the end of the day, overall, I'm making a living.

01:31:12.000 What's the name of this video?

01:31:14.000 Oops.

01:31:14.000 The odd job boy of Clitheroe.

01:31:18.000 Yeah, Clitheroe's in Northern England, right before Scotland.

01:31:22.000 Born and bred here.

01:31:23.000 I've got a tandem push iron.

01:31:25.000 I've got a push button.

01:31:27.000 For the local people of Clitheroe.

01:31:29.000 He just does odd jobs.

01:31:30.000 Ladies, if you're looking for a man, you're looking for ambition.

01:31:43.000 Is he up at Monday at 9 a.m.

01:31:44.000 working on whatever stupid plan he has?

01:31:46.000 That's what matters, not the plan.

01:31:48.000 I've said this a million times.

01:31:49.000 I don't care if it's something as dumb as photographer or DJ or even musician or comedian.

01:31:54.000 As long as he's busting his ass Monday at 9 a.m., you got a man.

01:31:58.000 This guy is going to be making money.

01:32:00.000 I guarantee you if we check back on him in 20 years, he'll have a whole slew of junk trucks that pick up crap.

01:32:08.000 All over the place.

01:32:09.000 At least four.

01:32:11.000 And he will be grossing 200,000 pounds a year.

01:32:14.000 This is what you're looking for, ladies.

01:32:18.000 And men, stop making excuses.

01:32:21.000 This guy has a tandem bike and he picks up couches from people.

01:32:26.000 All right.

01:32:27.000 That's the show.

01:32:28.000 We've got to get back to Breezy.

01:32:30.000 We'll be... What day is it today?

01:32:32.000 Thursday.

01:32:33.000 We don't have to do a show tomorrow.

01:32:34.000 It's Friday.

01:32:34.000 Yeah.

01:32:35.000 Well, I do have something if you want to put it up.

01:32:37.000 Possibly.

01:32:38.000 Yeah, put up a Free Speed Presents.

01:32:40.000 Oh, but we also got History of Punk is tomorrow.

01:32:41.000 And let's put up the History of Punk tomorrow.

01:32:43.000 It's finally done.

01:32:44.000 It's a masterpiece, and you don't have to like punk to like it.

01:32:47.000 Yeah.

01:32:49.000 Alright folks, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 23, 2019

GOML LIVE #9 | ANTIFA DEATH TOLL

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