Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #91

00:00:41.000 That was Ignant Benches.

00:00:45.000 Ignant Benches.

00:00:46.000 What song was that?

00:00:47.000 Angry Lizard Noise.

00:00:49.000 That is a band that I don't know much about.

00:00:52.000 I think they're from...

00:00:53.000 They sound a lot like the Strokes.

00:00:56.000 Where are they from?

00:00:57.000 Chulla Vista.

00:01:00.000 Where's Chulla Vista?

00:01:01.000 California.

00:01:02.000 Formed in 2014, San Diego type of area, I think.

00:01:07.000 But I wanted this different band.

00:01:09.000 By the way, fucking Ignant Benches.

00:01:12.000 Awesome.

00:01:13.000 Great stuff.

00:01:14.000 But I was calling my daughter to get this band, Hail Mary, she told me about, that plays in Tompkin Square Park, and they go to LaGuardia High.

00:01:22.000 But I couldn't find them.

00:01:23.000 And then when I call her, it says calling home for like two minutes.

00:01:30.000 Yeah.

00:01:31.000 And then it goes, boop, boop, boop.

00:01:32.000 Wait, I think I found them.

00:01:34.000 No, dumbass, you fucking ignorant loser.

00:01:36.000 They're called Hail Mary.

00:01:37.000 They go to LaGuardia High School, do they, Duncan?

00:01:40.000 I mean, fucking Ryan?

00:01:42.000 Nah.

00:01:43.000 Probably not her.

00:01:45.000 No, I don't think that band goes to LaGuardia High.

00:01:49.000 Well, if they do, they have bad intentions.

00:01:51.000 Have I got the web password here?

00:01:57.000 Yeah, I got the right web thing.

00:01:59.000 What's going on?

00:02:00.000 Look at that.

00:02:01.000 Since when can you not call someone?

00:02:07.000 This is following a string of being banned.

00:02:10.000 Can you just hit the detective shitty thing, too, just for a second?

00:02:14.000 I don't see why, but...

00:02:15.000 Yes, please.

00:02:20.000 I'm looking for a band who goes to LaGuardia High here in New York City, and you bring up basically my dad and his friends.

00:02:28.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.

00:02:29.000 We've got an action-packed show for you tonight.

00:02:32.000 We're going to be taking a lot of calls.

00:02:33.000 Got a few letters.

00:02:35.000 It's mostly going to be up the cuff.

00:02:37.000 We've been tackling a lot of news this week, and I think it hurts the show sometimes when you have too many T's to cross, too many I's to dot, you become obsessed.

00:02:50.000 So we just want to relax and have some fun.

00:02:53.000 But part of that fun would be something working.

00:02:56.000 For example, calling your daughter on your fucking phone.

00:03:02.000 Why has it been forwarded?

00:03:05.000 Let me try FaceTime.

00:03:08.000 It's not like she can have a guitar lesson or something.

00:03:15.000 Why don't things work?

00:03:18.000 Maybe she's having a shower.

00:03:21.000 Teenage girls.

00:03:23.000 Hey, what was that band, Hail Mary?

00:03:26.000 Hello, Mary.

00:03:28.000 It's spelled normal, like Hello Mary?

00:03:31.000 Yeah, just Hello Mary.

00:03:33.000 And they go to LaGuardia High.

00:03:35.000 LaGuardia, yeah.

00:03:37.000 And they play at Tompkins Square Park all the time?

00:03:40.000 Yeah.

00:03:41.000 Okay, you're my least favorite child.

00:03:45.000 Okay.

00:03:49.000 Could this be them?

00:03:50.000 Yeah, that looks like them.

00:03:51.000 Let me get the readings for tonight.

00:03:53.000 Brooklyn, New York.

00:03:54.000 Yeah, they look like high schoolers.

00:03:56.000 Yeah, Ryan.

00:03:57.000 That's what high schoolers look like.

00:03:59.000 They don't look like giant fat pigs and award-winning fishermen.

00:04:03.000 That band literally looked like the guys that John Taffer hires to recreate the menus.

00:04:07.000 This is Julie.

00:04:08.000 She's a former hot topic.

00:04:10.000 Salmonella.

00:04:11.000 She was a former hot topic manager.

00:04:14.000 That's why her hair is purple, right?

00:04:17.000 Those girls.

00:04:18.000 You always know that he's fucking them, too.

00:04:21.000 You think so?

00:04:22.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:22.000 Like, you know, there's that hotel rescue show?

00:04:25.000 And the guy's like a short little Italian bald guy.

00:04:28.000 And he's always like, this is my number one girl.

00:04:30.000 She shows me how to revamp a hotel and she's a genius.

00:04:34.000 And you're like, huh.

00:04:36.000 So you're both single.

00:04:38.000 You're out there in Hawaii revamping a hotel for a week.

00:04:42.000 And you're bald and powerful, which means you want to catch up on the pussy you didn't get when you weren't powerful because you're bald and short.

00:04:51.000 And she's like, whatever.

00:04:52.000 This could lead to something.

00:04:55.000 This is the guy.

00:04:56.000 I guarantee it won't be, Detective Shitty.

00:04:59.000 Resort Rescue.

00:05:00.000 Not Hail Mary.

00:05:01.000 Hello, Mary.

00:05:01.000 I have to just de-old man what you're talking about.

00:05:04.000 Remember the election?

00:05:04.000 So while you're gloating about how right you are, it is not called Resort Rescue.

00:05:09.000 Well, Hotel Rescue I'm looking for.

00:05:12.000 Maybe Hotel Hell or something.

00:05:14.000 It's a little bald Italian.

00:05:16.000 Yes.

00:05:17.000 He's from New York.

00:05:18.000 He's really, it's a fucking great show.

00:05:21.000 He's really good at his job.

00:05:24.000 And you're watching it going, yeah, you do need to fix the carpets here, motherfucker.

00:05:30.000 Your hotel's disgusting.

00:05:32.000 And you have crackheads fucking each other.

00:05:35.000 He's right, the little bald man.

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00:08:00.000 Hotel Rescue Hell.

00:08:03.000 Hotel Hell?

00:08:04.000 No.

00:08:05.000 Hotel Hell is Ramsey.

00:08:06.000 That's Ramsey.

00:08:07.000 So Hotel Rescue was my original idea.

00:08:10.000 And then I look in the images.

00:08:12.000 There he is.

00:08:12.000 Travel channels.

00:08:15.000 I got there in one second.

00:08:17.000 Hotel Impossible is that.

00:08:19.000 Hotel Impossible.

00:08:20.000 And his name is Anthony Melchiori.

00:08:27.000 And every time you see a woman on that show, you're like, you guys fuck.

00:08:31.000 Oh, I've seen that little guy.

00:08:32.000 No, you fucked.

00:08:34.000 And I think sometimes they fuck the rescuee.

00:08:38.000 Like, not Gordon Ramsey, although he was caught cheating on his wife.

00:08:42.000 But like, that guy's there.

00:08:43.000 He's saving the hotel.

00:08:45.000 They're vulnerable.

00:08:46.000 If the wife is single, he's fucking.

00:08:52.000 It's funny because you watch these shows and you're like, yeah, obviously.

00:08:56.000 Clean the shit off.

00:08:58.000 There's fucking roaches on the ground.

00:09:01.000 Look how disgusting that is and how unsafe that is.

00:09:04.000 Look at this carpet.

00:09:06.000 It probably hasn't been vacuumed in 10 years.

00:09:09.000 Look, there's some kind of hair there.

00:09:11.000 Looks like crap on the floor.

00:09:12.000 Look at the wall.

00:09:14.000 Look how filthy the wall is.

00:09:16.000 Look at the screw sticking out.

00:09:17.000 Look at the walls.

00:09:17.000 Look at the screws.

00:09:18.000 The screws.

00:09:19.000 What the hell is that there for?

00:09:20.000 What's that?

00:09:21.000 A nail?

00:09:21.000 That is fucked up.

00:09:22.000 A screw sticking out.

00:09:27.000 Who's the contractor?

00:09:29.000 Who's the fucking illegal Mexican who screwed in that four-inch screw and just went, it's okay.

00:09:34.000 I'll just leave it like that.

00:09:35.000 That's for good luck.

00:09:37.000 I wasn't peto ficia outside.

00:09:41.000 But here's the problem with all these rescue shows, and they always are fucked after, by the way.

00:09:45.000 All of these bars, all these restaurants, these hotels they fix, they end up bankrupt like two years after Gordon Ramsey leaves.

00:09:52.000 Two years.

00:09:52.000 Fucking six months.

00:09:54.000 And it's because how'd that place get to that position in the first place?

00:09:58.000 Because the people clearly don't care.

00:10:00.000 So when you're at home and you're like, yeah, why is there a screw sticking out?

00:10:05.000 That's you putting your brain in their head.

00:10:08.000 They're assholes.

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00:10:34.000 I love Joe Biden too.

00:10:37.000 No, I don't.

00:10:38.000 He has no homie.

00:10:40.000 He's a fucking retard.

00:10:41.000 I like that one a lot.

00:10:42.000 Yeah, on first glance, they're like ally.

00:10:46.000 I have something to tell you.

00:10:49.000 Me or the audience.

00:10:50.000 It's very intense.

00:10:53.000 One, my idea was ripped off for Kids' Day.

00:10:57.000 Remember I told you about Kids' Day?

00:10:58.000 I emailed you this, I believe.

00:11:00.000 Many years ago, I talked about a thing I've been doing for a long time called Kids' Day, where I allow kids free reign.

00:11:07.000 Go nuts.

00:11:08.000 It's their rules.

00:11:09.000 It's Lord of the Flies.

00:11:10.000 You want to kill Piggy with the conch shell?

00:11:12.000 Go ahead, brain him with the rocks.

00:11:13.000 They eat candy all day.

00:11:15.000 They have candy cereal for dinner.

00:11:17.000 They get sick.

00:11:18.000 They puke.

00:11:19.000 They watch movies till around 1 a.m. and then fall asleep on the floor in their pants.

00:11:23.000 They don't even put on their pajamas.

00:11:25.000 They don't brush their teeth.

00:11:26.000 The next day is a write-off.

00:11:27.000 They feel sick.

00:11:28.000 They're exhausted from the night before.

00:11:30.000 And I have to pick up the pieces and show them how stupid it is when I let them handle the show.

00:11:37.000 So that was my idea, Kids' Day, long time ago.

00:11:40.000 And it's an effective way to show kids that their lives would not be better if they were in control.

00:11:48.000 So Hollywood is a bunch of lazy Jewish gays.

00:11:51.000 Just kidding.

00:11:53.000 It's a bunch of lazy Jews.

00:11:55.000 Just kidding.

00:11:57.000 A bunch of lazy gays.

00:11:59.000 Just kidding.

00:12:00.000 It's a bunch of gaysy Jews.

00:12:03.000 And they have no ideas.

00:12:05.000 They're not creative people.

00:12:06.000 Everyone in LA sucks.

00:12:07.000 Let's cut the shit here, right?

00:12:10.000 They're not good.

00:12:11.000 People in LA, I'm not saying they're not good people.

00:12:14.000 They're not good.

00:12:18.000 They just suck.

00:12:20.000 They're fat losers, really.

00:12:22.000 Right?

00:12:24.000 Or TriCaster is already overheating 10 minutes into the show.

00:12:29.000 We're getting better equipment.

00:12:30.000 And yes, I'm cheap.

00:12:31.000 And yes, I apologize for that.

00:12:32.000 Anyway, Netflix has a show with Jennifer Garner, Gardner, whatever her name is.

00:12:38.000 She's very, very attractive woman.

00:12:41.000 Too attractive.

00:12:41.000 Not our cup of tea.

00:12:42.000 You know how we hate hot chicks on this show.

00:12:45.000 She's got cow catcher chin, chiseled features, mile-high cheekbones.

00:12:51.000 That sure has taken you a long time to get ice from the freezer of a fridge that is next to your desk.

00:12:58.000 What's that about?

00:13:00.000 And why is it overheating only when we do the live shows?

00:13:04.000 Because it's now streaming also.

00:13:07.000 Instead of just recording.

00:13:09.000 Did you blast it with some compressed air to get the fuzz out?

00:13:12.000 There's no fuzz.

00:13:14.000 How do you know there's no fuzz?

00:13:16.000 Because I can see it.

00:13:16.000 No, you can't.

00:13:17.000 It's inside the machine.

00:13:21.000 I'm going to order some more of that.

00:13:22.000 Wait, you're gone.

00:13:23.000 It's done?

00:13:24.000 Yeah.

00:13:25.000 You used up all the compressed air.

00:13:27.000 Yes.

00:13:29.000 Really?

00:13:30.000 Yeah.

00:13:31.000 I find that hard to believe.

00:13:33.000 I did.

00:13:34.000 Okay.

00:13:35.000 Gotta get a bigger can.

00:13:36.000 Anyway, so Netflix has this show out called, it's Kids' Day, but it's called Yes Day.

00:13:42.000 And it shows you the quality of programming in America has finally reached Canadian levels.

00:13:48.000 Maybe even European levels.

00:13:51.000 It is physically painful to watch this film.

00:13:55.000 Now, my kids have the same standards as me as far as my 14-year-old and my 12-year-old.

00:14:00.000 But my 8-year-old, he wants to see a silly movie.

00:14:02.000 He likes, you know, silly gamer YouTubers.

00:14:05.000 So the family should take a hit once in a while and watch a movie that he likes.

00:14:09.000 Nickelodeon level shittiness.

00:14:12.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:14:13.000 But I don't know.

00:14:15.000 There's a lot of shit that he likes, like Japanese cartoons like Totoro that I can totally handle or Goonies.

00:14:24.000 There's a lot of shit.

00:14:26.000 All the Muppet movies.

00:14:27.000 I can name a thousand things that he likes that I can tolerate.

00:14:32.000 This was fucking AIDS.

00:14:38.000 Oh my God.

00:14:41.000 I don't know if you have a dick as big as mine, but sometimes when I have sex with women, they will have to do breathing exercises.

00:14:47.000 Like they're giving birth.

00:14:50.000 I was literally doing breathing exercises.

00:14:52.000 It's like I was getting fucked by me.

00:14:54.000 Like I was listening.

00:14:55.000 I was, the movie was there, and I don't want my son to see me, my youngest boy, because I don't want to shit on something.

00:15:00.000 Because of course, if I go, this sucks, it's so corny.

00:15:03.000 He's going to want to be cool, right?

00:15:05.000 And be like, yeah, totally blows, man.

00:15:07.000 I hate the thing that you guys hate.

00:15:09.000 I don't like this.

00:15:09.000 I'm not the only loser in the family.

00:15:11.000 So you can't do that.

00:15:12.000 But I had to sit there and go.

00:15:23.000 About 10 times.

00:15:24.000 I felt pressure on my chest.

00:15:27.000 I felt physical pressure on my chest.

00:15:29.000 It felt like sparring.

00:15:31.000 Or you know, after you have a big long cry, like say your nana dies, and afterwards your eyes feel kind of salty and you feel this sort of like catharsis in your chest.

00:15:42.000 That's how I felt after.

00:15:44.000 Like I felt I had been through the ringer.

00:15:46.000 I felt like I had been through something traumatic and intense.

00:15:50.000 It's so fucking, and I'm reluctant to use the word gay because it's way beyond gay.

00:15:57.000 It's so shitty and derivative and corny and badly acted.

00:16:02.000 As my daughter point out, she goes, there was just no love in it.

00:16:07.000 That's what my friend of my brother said about my mom's cooking one particularly bad night where she'd had maybe a few wines, too many wines, and the dinner was inedible.

00:16:19.000 And my brother goes, it's just, there's no love in it.

00:16:22.000 There's no love in this food.

00:16:23.000 It's just like churned out.

00:16:25.000 And this movie, it hits all the things.

00:16:28.000 It's like someone held a gun to someone's head and said, make Gavin's Kids' Day a movie, but make the husband Hispanic so we can cross off the diversity thing.

00:16:39.000 And then just make it all about how kids rock.

00:16:42.000 The only way I survived this film was to mentally go, wait a minute, this is what America is.

00:16:48.000 We gave them Kids' Day.

00:16:49.000 They wanted socialism.

00:16:51.000 We gave them socialism.

00:16:52.000 They want anyone but Trump.

00:16:53.000 We gave them anyone but Trump.

00:16:55.000 They want to defund the police.

00:16:57.000 We defunded the police.

00:16:58.000 Essentially, what we're living in right now is Kids' Day.

00:17:02.000 It is a disaster.

00:17:03.000 And it is a disaster.

00:17:06.000 All right, play, I guess, the trailer.

00:17:10.000 If there's one thing I've learned from being a mom, it's that parents and kids always disagree on one thing.

00:17:17.000 No, no, no.

00:17:18.000 Rules.

00:17:18.000 But saying no 50 times an hour is actually good.

00:17:22.000 Absolutely not.

00:17:22.000 Nope on a rope.

00:17:23.000 It's part of the job.

00:17:28.000 But all of that is about to change.

00:17:31.000 Have you heard about parents say yes to everything their kids ask for for 24 hours?

00:17:36.000 Radical!

00:17:37.000 How am I just cheering them?

00:17:38.000 Someone stole a bestseller from me?

00:17:40.000 And mom and dad are like fun killers.

00:17:43.000 We are plenty fun.

00:17:44.000 We have plenty fun.

00:17:45.000 To say yes to everything.

00:17:47.000 We can be fun again.

00:17:48.000 Really?

00:17:50.000 Let's do this.

00:17:51.000 I believe it!

00:17:54.000 Mexican.

00:17:55.000 Yes, Day!

00:17:56.000 It's ready for yesterday!

00:17:58.000 Oh, he wants to do your hair and makeup.

00:18:00.000 I have a vision.

00:18:00.000 Okay, this trailer's really good.

00:18:02.000 I'm glad you're using your watercolors.

00:18:08.000 What do we do?

00:18:09.000 In the car wash.

00:18:10.000 What?

00:18:11.000 Why?

00:18:16.000 And by the way, the kids have all arranged for everyone to have a change of clothes.

00:18:19.000 Oh, and this, the water balloon scene, they tricked everyone by saying on a Craigslist side that there's going to be this water balloon reality show that's going to be super sexy.

00:18:29.000 So they got everyone to come out.

00:18:30.000 Why they all have their own uniforms, I don't know.

00:18:32.000 And the guy with the shitty teeth, I kept staring at him going, I feel like I know you.

00:18:37.000 And then I realized, I know you.

00:18:39.000 It's Dave English from Jackass.

00:18:42.000 That's why his teeth are so shitty.

00:18:44.000 It's the only time you see shitty teeth in a Hollywood movie.

00:18:46.000 Go back a bit.

00:18:51.000 This is going to be awesome.

00:18:54.000 There.

00:18:55.000 That's the Jackass dude.

00:18:58.000 No, no, no, no.

00:18:59.000 I know who you're talking about.

00:19:01.000 Dave England.

00:19:02.000 Oh, am I wrong?

00:19:03.000 Yeah, no, he's a bad teeth guy in a lot of different things.

00:19:08.000 But he looks very...

00:19:10.000 Because when I brought it up with my family, everyone went, oh, yeah!

00:19:13.000 He was very similar looking.

00:19:14.000 He was so smart, Gavin.

00:19:16.000 Nailed it again.

00:19:17.000 He's very similar looking.

00:19:20.000 It's not Dave England.

00:19:21.000 You're right.

00:19:22.000 But that looks, I mean, that definitely a dead ringer, but.

00:19:26.000 So who's that guy?

00:19:28.000 And what is with his teeth?

00:19:30.000 He's been in some commercials and shit.

00:19:31.000 He's got terrible teeth.

00:19:34.000 Not that I give a shit on it.

00:19:35.000 I don't think you should fix your teeth.

00:19:37.000 But it's just alarming when you're the only one who doesn't.

00:19:42.000 What's his name?

00:19:42.000 Nat Faxon.

00:19:44.000 Oof.

00:19:46.000 Yeah.

00:19:46.000 Oh, he's the diary of.

00:19:48.000 No, so he's a Captain Underpants guy.

00:19:51.000 Nat Faxon.

00:19:52.000 I got to kind of hand it to him.

00:19:53.000 It is kind of cool to keep your shitty teeth.

00:19:57.000 Yeah.

00:19:59.000 They are alarming, though.

00:20:01.000 Aren't they?

00:20:02.000 Yes.

00:20:02.000 As a man with perfect teeth, I shun this man.

00:20:08.000 Yeah, they're not even close to as bad as yours.

00:20:10.000 The rest of them is handsome.

00:20:12.000 Breathtaking.

00:20:13.000 Well.

00:20:14.000 Anyway, I like to request shitty movies like Dorman.

00:20:18.000 I think you should watch The Doorman with your friends.

00:20:20.000 Do not watch this.

00:20:21.000 You cannot handle it.

00:20:24.000 I can't handle it.

00:20:25.000 I'm still kind of shaking.

00:20:27.000 That makes you want to.

00:20:28.000 Oh, womp.

00:20:29.000 I hit my nuts.

00:20:30.000 And then he fell.

00:20:31.000 Like, look how far he just fell.

00:20:33.000 That's a bunk bed.

00:20:35.000 Is that Mark Ruffalo?

00:20:37.000 He's a knockoff, okay.

00:20:38.000 No.

00:20:38.000 I can't believe I let you fool me into thinking that you changed it.

00:20:41.000 Wait, stop.

00:20:41.000 Is that Mark Ruffalo?

00:20:44.000 I actually haven't been looking at the screen.

00:20:45.000 I've been looking for David University.

00:20:47.000 You got to play the detective shitty thing.

00:20:49.000 Okay.

00:20:49.000 But look at this.

00:20:50.000 This is a terrible Netflix straight to video, as it were.

00:20:55.000 And the guy who plays the Hulk maybe would not be the...

00:20:57.000 One of the most successful actors in the world would probably not be the guy we're looking for.

00:21:02.000 Okay.

00:21:03.000 Not the droids we're looking for.

00:21:05.000 Holy shit, though.

00:21:07.000 It was grim.

00:21:12.000 I hate to be a party pooper, but I'm a party poop.

00:21:14.000 I hate to be a party pooper.

00:21:15.000 And then they had little weird little Peruvian.

00:21:18.000 I like what all these mixed race couples now.

00:21:21.000 For the kids, they just get any mixed race kids.

00:21:24.000 So they'll have like a mulatto, a fucking Peruvian.

00:21:28.000 Just not white.

00:21:29.000 Just a Korean.

00:21:32.000 That scene made no sense.

00:21:33.000 She gets arrested for this and goes to prison.

00:21:36.000 Stand still, please.

00:21:37.000 Oh.

00:21:38.000 Oh, can I do that again?

00:21:41.000 Get ready, Bolsonaro.

00:21:44.000 Oh, God, it was torture.

00:21:47.000 Torture.

00:21:51.000 Is that Oprah?

00:21:53.000 Wait.

00:21:53.000 No, wait, can you hit the Detective Shitty?

00:21:55.000 Yes, I will.

00:21:56.000 I will.

00:21:56.000 But wait.

00:21:57.000 It's a 19-year-old girl?

00:22:01.000 Oh.

00:22:02.000 I mean, they play that shit so fast, you would think that's OpenShift.

00:22:04.000 No, well, if you're Detective Shitty, yeah, sure.

00:22:07.000 So can you click the Detective Shitty, please?

00:22:11.000 Wait, we're not seeing it.

00:22:12.000 We're just hearing shit sounds.

00:22:15.000 We'll play it again.

00:22:18.000 Hope you don't have anything private on your desktop.

00:22:22.000 I don't think so.

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00:22:37.000 Tactical Walls.

00:22:38.000 I'll pay for it, by the way.

00:22:40.000 I don't want a freebie.

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00:22:48.000 In Manhattan, they're so worried about waiters and waitresses ripping you off that they have the thing, I mean, ripping off the bar owner, where you push up on the glass, it takes out an ounce, and then nothing else comes out.

00:22:59.000 So I want that.

00:23:01.000 I'm not even sure how you do this.

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00:23:11.000 So I can do a shot an hour at the most.

00:23:13.000 And maybe there's a limit where I get three shots a night.

00:23:18.000 Because I can't handle my liquor.

00:23:21.000 I'm remembering from pre-Lent days.

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00:24:42.000 Again, to the guy who writes the ad copy.

00:24:46.000 In the year 2021, you do not need to write out www.

00:24:52.000 That has been superfluous, I would say, since 1999.

00:24:56.000 What do you think, Ryan?

00:24:58.000 I wouldn't shop for compressed air while we're doing a show.

00:25:02.000 About that.

00:25:02.000 That would be maybe something you write a note to do later and not while we're fucking live.

00:25:08.000 Well, it's done, so.

00:25:11.000 Also in the news, I was having a discussion with my wife this morning.

00:25:16.000 And I thought the kids were gone.

00:25:18.000 They weren't in the house.

00:25:19.000 I was wrong.

00:25:20.000 And we invest in commercial real estate occasionally.

00:25:24.000 And we were talking about some renovations to a property that were getting so expensive, we're like, is this going to make the money back?

00:25:31.000 I mean, if you put in five grand into painting and getting new shelves and shit, you're going to make 20 grand in the resale.

00:25:40.000 If you spend $500,000 making everything gold-plated, you might even hurt the property because people go, I don't know, they have gold shelves.

00:25:48.000 And this isn't my cup of tea.

00:25:50.000 We just want it as an office space.

00:25:52.000 So we're talking about that sort of a region.

00:25:54.000 And I go, I don't know, just this is not really my thing.

00:25:57.000 I like the big stuff.

00:25:59.000 As far as cosmetics, That's you.

00:26:01.000 And she's like, well, wait, come here, come here.

00:26:03.000 She keeps telling me to come back into the room.

00:26:08.000 And I'm like, okay, well, can you call him and see if there's a cheaper version, a vinyl version?

00:26:14.000 Okay, I will.

00:26:14.000 And I go, all right, then fine.

00:26:16.000 I mean, I just think our budget should have been this, and now we're at that.

00:26:20.000 But whatever you think.

00:26:21.000 And I start leaving.

00:26:22.000 She goes, wait, come in.

00:26:23.000 We're not done.

00:26:24.000 Get in here.

00:26:28.000 Do you want to blow me?

00:26:29.000 I'm thinking.

00:26:30.000 Right, right.

00:26:31.000 This bitch wants to fucking smoke the hug.

00:26:34.000 Which does not happen, by the way.

00:26:36.000 And I don't just mean my wife.

00:26:38.000 I mean married couples.

00:26:39.000 Your wife isn't constantly drooling, thinking about blowing you.

00:26:43.000 We're constantly drooling, thinking about eating out our wives.

00:26:46.000 Like fucking, what's his name?

00:26:47.000 Fred from Brooklyn at Kumia's party.

00:26:49.000 He goes, been married 30 years.

00:26:51.000 I'd like to eat her out right now.

00:26:53.000 And he, they married late.

00:26:55.000 So they were basically 60.

00:26:57.000 Married at 30.

00:26:58.000 Actually, that's earlier than I married my wife.

00:27:01.000 So I'm thinking, like, I think there's a, and then this is what gets weird with your brain.

00:27:08.000 And all men's brains are like this.

00:27:09.000 Our dick starts going, no, no, no.

00:27:13.000 You got something here, my friend.

00:27:16.000 She's dying to blow you.

00:27:18.000 That's why she keeps inviting you back in the room.

00:27:20.000 And you're like, I know, right?

00:27:21.000 Because I thought that was weird.

00:27:22.000 I don't usually handle cosmetics and like kitchens and shelving and, you know, carpets and stuff.

00:27:28.000 I just buy the property, sell the property.

00:27:30.000 Why are we spending so much time on aesthetics?

00:27:33.000 Unless.

00:27:34.000 Homeboy's gonna like get it.

00:27:37.000 Unless homeboy's gonna like get it.

00:27:41.000 So then I take it away from the front room and into the living room.

00:27:48.000 And then I, my dick got me even crazier.

00:27:51.000 And I've done this before.

00:27:52.000 And the response when I did this last time was like crying.

00:27:58.000 Uh-oh.

00:27:59.000 This was like 20 years ago.

00:28:01.000 But for some reason, this, it's ironic that he's not the asshole because he's the asshole.

00:28:08.000 The front part goes, just like sit down, maybe like pull it out.

00:28:14.000 And I was smart enough to know that doesn't work because of the tears 20 years ago.

00:28:19.000 But I'm just like.

00:28:22.000 So now we're in the living room and she keeps wanting to talk about these renovations.

00:28:28.000 And she's wearing like she just worked out on her Peloton.

00:28:30.000 So she's got her hair up, but she's got Lululemons on, which is normally not like very presentable.

00:28:35.000 Not that us men give a shit.

00:28:37.000 So then I go, I tried this.

00:28:40.000 We've all been there, married men.

00:28:41.000 I go, do you want to come here?

00:28:44.000 She goes, what?

00:28:46.000 I didn't mention blowjobs because that's a stretch.

00:28:49.000 Usually you just like, if intercourse is possible, you're probably going to get a beach.

00:28:54.000 So I go, do you want to get over here?

00:28:55.000 Do you want to come here?

00:28:56.000 She goes, what?

00:28:56.000 I got to walk the dog.

00:28:58.000 And she pointed out our daughter's upstairs.

00:29:00.000 I didn't realize she was upstairs.

00:29:01.000 I thought, see, that's how brainwashed I was.

00:29:03.000 I thought that the reason you were flirting is because it was one of those rare instances where there was no kids in the house.

00:29:12.000 She goes, I have to walk the dog.

00:29:13.000 I got to go pick up our youngest boy.

00:29:15.000 What are you talking about?

00:29:17.000 And then I realized there was not a snowball's chance in the house that I was going to get a BJ.

00:29:25.000 It was not.

00:29:26.000 I will eat your ass.

00:29:27.000 No one was remotely considering it.

00:29:30.000 No way, Jose.

00:29:32.000 Not a possibility.

00:29:33.000 What the fuck was I thinking?

00:29:37.000 And it reminded me of that chick who I think may have the sprinkles, one of the few funny people in the world, in the movie 22 Jump Street, which I think is the sequel to 21 Jump Street, which sucks as a movie.

00:29:51.000 It's all gay jokes.

00:29:53.000 It's all like fucking, yeah, you big fag, you probably want to fuck me, which is how us dudes talk to each other, and it's fun when we're talking to each other.

00:30:01.000 Yeah, you're dying to blow me, dude.

00:30:03.000 I want to fuck you so bad.

00:30:05.000 But outside of like the individuals doing that joke, it's not really something you want to like pay money for and get popcorn and watch two guys doing gay jokes to each other, which is 99% of 22 Jumpstreet.

00:30:16.000 But at the end of the movie, Jonah Hill catches whatever her name is and Jillian something.

00:30:24.000 Do you know her name?

00:30:25.000 It's about right.

00:30:26.000 Oh, you texted it to me.

00:30:28.000 What, it's on your watch?

00:30:30.000 My texts are on your watch.

00:30:32.000 Yes.

00:30:33.000 That's not right.

00:30:34.000 Jillian Bell.

00:30:36.000 Jillian Bell, that's morally wrong that you're checking my texts on your watch.

00:30:40.000 But anyway.

00:30:41.000 2000, whatever it is.

00:30:42.000 Jillian Bell is a drug dealer at a college, and Jonah Hill is an undercover cop, and he catches her, and he's chasing her to beat her up and arrest her, whatever, chasing her to beat her up.

00:30:52.000 And as he's chasing her, she keeps stopping the fight and saying, are we doing this right now?

00:30:57.000 Are we fucking?

00:30:58.000 And I thought, that's so much of my sex life, not just with my wife, but before I was married, how I'd be like, I think this is about to go down.

00:31:06.000 And I was 90% of the time wrong.

00:31:10.000 It's quiet.

00:31:11.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for me.

00:31:12.000 It was 90% quiet when I thought it was going down.

00:31:15.000 But let's just overcome.

00:31:17.000 You were sitting on a shelf.

00:31:19.000 Like, nobody was smashing your button.

00:31:20.000 No one was smashing the subscribe button.

00:31:22.000 No.

00:31:22.000 My cock was not fire.

00:31:23.000 The bell was not hit.

00:31:25.000 Like, nobody want that shit.

00:31:26.000 That shit and deal.

00:31:30.000 Get up, old man Ripper.

00:31:32.000 Come on.

00:31:33.000 Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy.

00:31:35.000 I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop.

00:31:38.000 Shouldn't matter.

00:31:38.000 If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman, you would hit me and not feel bad about it.

00:31:44.000 Oh, bring it.

00:31:47.000 Time now, dog.

00:31:49.000 Girl fight.

00:31:54.000 Oh my god.

00:31:54.000 Is there blood in my head?

00:31:56.000 What are you doing?

00:31:58.000 Fucking motherfucker to hit.

00:32:06.000 This is the best part of the movie.

00:32:09.000 No!

00:32:10.000 What?

00:32:10.000 No!

00:32:11.000 What were you doing?

00:32:12.000 What am I doing?

00:32:13.000 You tried to kiss me!

00:32:14.000 I tried to kiss you!

00:32:15.000 Yes, you did!

00:32:16.000 You're so weird!

00:32:17.000 You're fucking Mr. and Mrs. Smithing me!

00:32:19.000 Mr. and Mrs. Smithing, this wasn't a sexy fight!

00:32:22.000 Oh, but you haven't wanted to kiss me the whole time!

00:32:25.000 I never once wanted to kiss you!

00:32:27.000 Never!

00:32:28.000 No!

00:32:28.000 You just shit!

00:32:30.000 Facebook!

00:32:34.000 Stop trying!

00:32:35.000 You keep trying!

00:32:36.000 I never tried to kiss you!

00:32:38.000 You gave me kissed me, eyes!

00:32:39.000 No, you did!

00:32:40.000 The eyes were eyes!

00:32:41.000 I just got punched in the face eyes!

00:32:42.000 They weren't kissed me on!

00:32:43.000 I don't even like you!

00:32:44.000 Neither do I!

00:32:45.000 Just stop kissing me!

00:32:46.000 Okay!

00:32:48.000 No, you're leaning in again!

00:32:50.000 No, but we were gonna punch your cat!

00:32:52.000 You're making it so uncomfortable.

00:32:53.000 Just this is the most uncomfortable fist fight I've ever been in.

00:32:56.000 I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face, okay?

00:32:59.000 And then we're gonna go back to fighting, and we'll pretend this never happens.

00:33:09.000 Are you kidding me?

00:33:10.000 It's plastic.

00:33:11.000 Doesn't even work.

00:33:15.000 How about this, you little funch?

00:33:22.000 You're good, eh?

00:33:24.000 She's such a shitty movie.

00:33:26.000 She didn't have the movie.

00:33:28.000 Oh, here we go again.

00:33:30.000 Violence.

00:33:43.000 Are we gonna fuck?

00:33:44.000 Is that what's happening right now?

00:33:45.000 That was my morning and it was not happening.

00:33:49.000 You're ding-dong in two pieces.

00:33:51.000 Oh, I want you to hit me so bad right now.

00:33:55.000 Just fing hit me.

00:33:57.000 Get out of here, you pussy.

00:33:58.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:33:59.000 Here.

00:33:59.000 Yes, yes, ma'am.

00:34:01.000 That's girls at protest.

00:34:02.000 Just hit me.

00:34:04.000 Yeah, that's a real trend now.

00:34:06.000 Yeah.

00:34:06.000 Like, that's a joke, and it's funny.

00:34:07.000 It may actually be a parody of this pattern, but there's these girls out now that are like writing fucking Yelp reviews.

00:34:13.000 Fuck this place is for fucking Nazis.

00:34:16.000 And they're going up to people, men on the street.

00:34:19.000 You're a fucking fascist.

00:34:21.000 Me, I'm talking about mostly.

00:34:23.000 But it reminds me of Nicole Dufrine, D-U-F-R-E-S-N-E, where she was getting robbed by Rudy.

00:34:30.000 She was a woman I knew at Max Fish in the early yachts.

00:34:32.000 She's getting robbed by Rudy Fleming, Puerto Rican who took his uncle's handgun to go out robbing one night.

00:34:39.000 And he goes, just give me your money, which you should.

00:34:43.000 And she goes, what the fuck are you going to do?

00:34:45.000 Shoot me?

00:34:46.000 And laughed in his face.

00:34:47.000 She was kind of the beginning.

00:34:48.000 This is a 20-year-old phenomenon.

00:34:50.000 She was the beginning of these chicks who are like, fuck you, bitch.

00:34:53.000 I'll kick your ass.

00:34:55.000 Because they watch movies, I guess.

00:34:57.000 And he shot her through the chest.

00:34:59.000 That was him complaining that he had a stomachache when he was arrested.

00:35:02.000 I think he's out of jail by now.

00:35:05.000 But I feel like saying to these girls, yes, you are cunts, and it is annoying.

00:35:10.000 But I'm not going to shoot you through the chest.

00:35:13.000 I'm just going to roll my eyes and think you have a bad father.

00:35:16.000 But you keep up this shitty attitude, and you get robbed, and someone's going to die, and it's going to be you.

00:35:22.000 All right.

00:35:23.000 That's enough chattering for free.

00:35:26.000 We thank tacticalwalls.com.

00:35:29.000 We thank jacbd.com, Johnny Appleseed.

00:35:33.000 But we have to go behind the paywall now.

00:35:36.000 So before I bid you to-do, without further ado.

00:35:41.000 Oh, wait.

00:35:42.000 I just said it correctly by accident.

00:35:44.000 That's the problem with doing joke things.

00:35:46.000 Like for all, we used to say if it's any constellation, and then I would forget what the real one is, and then I would make fun of for any constellation and say, for any constellation, mocking the real one.

00:35:58.000 But then I had two negatives make a positive and I was back to the real one.

00:36:01.000 Anyway, without further to do, we must give, we must bid adieu to you and say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:36:44.000 I have something else controversial to do.

00:36:48.000 Who's Ethan?

00:36:51.000 I don't know that dude.

00:36:54.000 Ethan Klein, H3H3?

00:36:56.000 No.

00:37:08.000 I'm going to call someone.

00:37:09.000 No, I shouldn't do that.

00:37:11.000 A barmaid I know, she got this chiropractor to do a once-over on her, and she pushed in her health card, and it didn't work because it doesn't work.

00:37:23.000 And so he did the service, and she's not paying him.

00:37:29.000 And then he comes to the bar because he's a regular, and he's like, hey, can I get either the insurance or the money?

00:37:34.000 And she's like, will you just drop it?

00:37:37.000 And then he goes, look, I don't feel like coming here anymore.

00:37:44.000 Because I'm uncomfortable.

00:37:45.000 Because she went to the owner.

00:37:47.000 He's stalking me.

00:37:49.000 The owner knows the regular.

00:37:52.000 So how about this?

00:37:53.000 Ready for this?

00:37:57.000 Hey.

00:38:00.000 Long story short, okay?

00:38:04.000 I have to run my own local sometimes.

00:38:07.000 Long story short, I will pay you $100 to apologize to, let's call him Joey, but he's not if the money goes directly to Joey.

00:38:38.000 Should work.

00:38:42.000 All right, what else should we do?

00:38:45.000 Well, we need a follow-up on that.

00:38:47.000 Well, she's going to text me back.

00:38:49.000 Okay.

00:38:49.000 She never doesn't have her phone like all women.

00:38:53.000 Did you see that cringe video?

00:38:54.000 It was the former VP of Media Matters.

00:38:59.000 And she put out this video where she's singing about how great it is to be in Biden's America.

00:39:04.000 And it's, I think the internet unanimously agrees it's the most cringy thing that's ever been put online.

00:39:12.000 But the weird thing about it is, you're watching it going, oh, this is about to get good.

00:39:16.000 This is about to be a song.

00:39:18.000 It never becomes a song.

00:39:20.000 It's just a woman singing words.

00:39:23.000 And it even has that musical like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dumb, because you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

00:39:32.000 And she's such a girl, but you know she won't.

00:39:34.000 And this is going to rhyme, and it's in time, and it's a normal thing.

00:39:38.000 It's in a chorus to do.

00:39:39.000 You know what it's from, though?

00:39:41.000 That's Little Mermaid.

00:39:42.000 Oh, it's from The Little Mermaid.

00:39:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:44.000 But does the Little Mermaid song rhyme?

00:39:48.000 Yeah.

00:39:49.000 But she did it justice as far as she was.

00:39:51.000 The only time he ever has any knowledge on this show is when it's a children's movie.

00:39:56.000 Tons of people know what that's from.

00:39:58.000 Wrong.

00:39:59.000 Not wrong.

00:40:00.000 Tons of children.

00:40:02.000 I was a child when that did come out, correct?

00:40:05.000 But now I'm an adult.

00:40:06.000 Okay, that's supposed to remember.

00:40:07.000 Sorry, Ryan.

00:40:07.000 I'm sorry.

00:40:08.000 Coincidentally, every time you have knowledge on the show and you're not Detective Shitty, it involves a children's movie.

00:40:15.000 Zoinks, that's crazy.

00:40:18.000 I believe it's Zoinks.

00:40:20.000 Zoinks!

00:40:21.000 Whoa, Scoob.

00:40:24.000 I wish.

00:40:25.000 Competent leaders getting us back on our feet.

00:40:28.000 The American re has lagging.

00:40:31.000 It has almost everything.

00:40:36.000 A year into this mess, recovering.

00:40:39.000 So it's of the mermaid?

00:40:42.000 Yeah, it is of the little mermaid.

00:40:44.000 Does the little mermaid have, is their song this shitty?

00:40:47.000 No, it's pretty shitty.

00:40:48.000 Does it rhyme?

00:40:50.000 This doesn't rhyme.

00:40:52.000 You notice she has her phone in her hand the whole time.

00:40:54.000 Because she must look at the line and say, okay, action.

00:40:57.000 Action, Olsen.

00:41:00.000 Wonders can one rescue plan hold?

00:41:03.000 Reading it over, you'd think.

00:41:05.000 Really?

00:41:07.000 No Republicans voted for this thing.

00:41:10.000 Her crazy eyes.

00:41:11.000 Yeah, it's so gross.

00:41:13.000 It's just spending money like money's magic, you fucking bitch.

00:41:17.000 I feel like I could smell her through the screen.

00:41:20.000 These are the women that make my life hell.

00:41:23.000 These are my archenemies.

00:41:25.000 Boomer Angry Woman Liberals.

00:41:27.000 Voted for this thing.

00:41:29.000 It's got direct relief to American families.

00:41:33.000 It's got a path to reopen our schools.

00:41:36.000 Cost of childcare?

00:41:38.000 Tax credits, baby.

00:41:41.000 It's like they care.

00:41:43.000 It's a big f deal.

00:41:46.000 But wait, there's more.

00:41:48.000 Okay, now start the song.

00:41:50.000 Now have rhyming and a chorus.

00:41:52.000 Don't you want to be where the people are?

00:41:55.000 Goes back to the beginning.

00:41:56.000 Don't you want to go, wanna go out dancing?

00:42:00.000 Do you like the dance at least?

00:42:00.000 Having combos.

00:42:01.000 Yes, I love the dance.

00:42:02.000 Does she stand on Lego?

00:42:03.000 Was that the joke?

00:42:04.000 Yeah, she kind of steps on a little leggy.

00:42:11.000 No, I don't think there was a Lego joke.

00:42:13.000 Well, there is stuff on the floor.

00:42:15.000 I know, that's a coincidence.

00:42:16.000 Oh, I see.

00:42:19.000 Called again.

00:42:20.000 This is how gays seem to be.

00:42:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:42:22.000 Friends.

00:42:24.000 Some folks thought they were going to be able to open them bars, but good strategy is required to reopen the vaccine.

00:42:31.000 Good strategy.

00:42:32.000 A year of waiting.

00:42:35.000 Oh, they love the vaccine.

00:42:36.000 I saw Amy Siskin on Twitter saying, I felt like a little kid on Christmas Eve last night.

00:42:42.000 I couldn't sleep.

00:42:44.000 So excited for the vaccine.

00:42:46.000 I'm so excited.

00:42:47.000 Look, I don't really have a strong opinion on the vaccine.

00:42:49.000 I'm not getting it.

00:42:50.000 I'll let everyone else get it.

00:42:52.000 Same.

00:42:53.000 I let everyone else get the iPhone.

00:42:56.000 I think you should have the iPhone.

00:42:57.000 It's probably a good phone.

00:42:59.000 But I'll let you get it and iron out the kinks.

00:43:01.000 Thanks.

00:43:02.000 I've been out and about, shitty with the mask for a year now.

00:43:05.000 Haven't got it.

00:43:06.000 I constantly pour alcohol down my gullet and I work out every day.

00:43:10.000 So I'm in good shape on the outside.

00:43:12.000 On the inside, it's pure, pickled McInnes.

00:43:15.000 So maybe those would be my famous last words.

00:43:19.000 Pickled McGinnis.

00:43:22.000 Oh, you have a flag in your flag holder, you fucking copy.

00:43:25.000 There's a BLM sign behind her.

00:43:31.000 Oh, we have a BLM sign.

00:43:33.000 She was the former VP of Media Matters.

00:43:35.000 Can you go to the local black high school and volunteer your time as a tutor to help the kids read?

00:43:46.000 They'd love your dancing.

00:43:47.000 They don't need you to write a check.

00:43:48.000 Their uncle sells crack.

00:43:49.000 He's got tons of money.

00:43:50.000 They've all got the newest Air Jordans.

00:43:52.000 Money's fine, but we just need you to spend some of your actual personal time working with troubled kids in the inner city.

00:44:01.000 Not singing a song.

00:44:02.000 This song, the time you spent writing this song could have changed a black child's life forever.

00:44:09.000 Is that okay?

00:44:10.000 Could you do that?

00:44:11.000 I want to go.

00:44:12.000 Set their lives matter.

00:44:13.000 Where the crack is sold.

00:44:15.000 I don't want to go or have them near me.

00:44:19.000 I just like the concept in theory.

00:44:23.000 I don't want to go where blacks practice because they're fucking violent and impulsive.

00:44:32.000 Scary as shit.

00:44:33.000 That's her singing there.

00:44:34.000 I'm white and I'll get raped.

00:44:43.000 Yeah, definitely red wine.

00:44:44.000 Wait, what's red wine blue?

00:44:45.000 You are saying now that's my new thing.

00:44:47.000 Red wine and blue.

00:44:48.000 Red wine and blue.

00:44:50.000 You're saying she likes red wine?

00:44:51.000 That just sums them up, doesn't it?

00:44:54.000 I just love fucking drinking wine.

00:44:58.000 Fucking around.

00:45:00.000 Being a lazy bitch.

00:45:02.000 Is it a thing?

00:45:04.000 Meet the ladies of red, wine, and blue.

00:45:07.000 Is she in there?

00:45:09.000 Yeah, there she is.

00:45:10.000 Wait, okay, here.

00:45:12.000 There she is.

00:45:13.000 Smiling.

00:45:14.000 Like penny-wise.

00:45:15.000 That's a jump scare.

00:45:16.000 Look at her scary, weird eye reflection.

00:45:18.000 She's a Terminator.

00:45:22.000 She can see into your soul.

00:45:25.000 We're black.

00:45:26.000 We're white.

00:45:27.000 We're Asian.

00:45:27.000 We're Latino.

00:45:28.000 Okay, so then that's nothing then.

00:45:31.000 So you just said nothing, basically.

00:45:33.000 They have way more control over what our family does.

00:45:36.000 I'm a single mother.

00:45:37.000 Our voice is a motherfucker.

00:45:38.000 Don't say shit.

00:45:39.000 Surprise, surprise.

00:45:42.000 They have way more control over what our family does.

00:45:44.000 I'm a single mother.

00:45:46.000 Our voice and our action is actually going to shift the direction that our country is going in.

00:45:52.000 That's actually true, though.

00:45:54.000 Because these suburban cunts, they sway elections.

00:45:58.000 That's why Justin Trudeau is the Prime Minister of Canada, because these irritating Karens with no political inclination, really, besides he's cute, change the course of countries.

00:46:11.000 Thanks a lot, 19th Amendment, or whatever one it was that got brought.

00:46:14.000 There she is.

00:46:16.000 Unleashed.

00:46:17.000 Wait, I thought it was red wine.

00:46:18.000 What's her name?

00:46:19.000 Katie Parris.

00:46:22.000 What an annoying name.

00:46:24.000 Men who are never involved in politics before, you know, of women saying, I'll show you what a suburban mom really is.

00:46:30.000 If you say suburban housewife, you're in deep trouble.

00:46:33.000 So what you do is you say, suburban women, they love me.

00:46:36.000 He is not the kind of person that I want leading the country where I'm raising my family.

00:46:42.000 They want security and they don't want projects being right next to their house.

00:46:46.000 He would have us believe that we would be afraid of Biden's America, but it's Trump's America that brings about the violence.

00:46:55.000 What started in many ways in women's living rooms over glasses of wine has become a movement to want to watch the news every day.

00:47:04.000 Some of the women who are speaking out for the first time live in very traditionally conservative areas.

00:47:09.000 Women often feel like, if I don't have every fact, if I haven't done all the research, do I even have a right to speak up?

00:47:15.000 Oh, you hear that?

00:47:16.000 That's pretty big.

00:47:18.000 A lot of women feel insecure about the fact that they know nothing about politics and have never got remotely involved before.

00:47:25.000 Yeah, that's how I feel about getting involved in professional sports.

00:47:30.000 That's how I feel about pursuing a career in the NBA.

00:47:33.000 That's how I feel about commentary when it comes to the NBA or even an NBA.

00:47:40.000 Are there fantasy basketball teams?

00:47:43.000 I don't know.

00:47:44.000 I don't know.

00:47:44.000 But I would be very insecure about getting involved in one because that's not my area of expertise.

00:47:50.000 I've never, I barely watch basketball.

00:47:51.000 When I'm in a pub and it's on on the TV, I might, if I'm bored and alone, I might just look at the shapes and be like, the blue team's beating the orange team.

00:48:00.000 Go blue.

00:48:02.000 That's my knowledge of basketball and that's your knowledge of politics, you stupid cunt.

00:48:08.000 I have every fact.

00:48:09.000 If I haven't done all the research, do I even have a right to speak up?

00:48:12.000 No.

00:48:13.000 Men don't operate that way.

00:48:15.000 And so a lot of what we do is building that confidence.

00:48:18.000 I was raised very hardline.

00:48:20.000 You notice, by the way, it's not learning about politics and how many blacks are killed a day or what percentage of mass shooters are white or how many Muslims there are in the country, how many illegal aliens come through the border every day,

00:48:36.000 how many are here now, how the border laws have changed, apprehensions versus actual illegals crossing over.

00:48:44.000 None of the data.

00:48:45.000 It's all just about the confidence.

00:48:47.000 Gavin, you need to get involved in the NBA.

00:48:51.000 You have what it takes.

00:48:52.000 Okay, how many teams are there?

00:48:54.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:48:55.000 Don't get lost in the weeds.

00:48:57.000 All right, what's college basketball?

00:48:59.000 What's the NBA?

00:49:00.000 What are the big college teams?

00:49:01.000 Don't, will you stop?

00:49:03.000 That doesn't matter.

00:49:05.000 What matters is that you feel confident enough to fucking, I don't know.

00:49:10.000 The confidence?

00:49:11.000 Nothing.

00:49:12.000 The information.

00:49:13.000 You feel strong enough to nothing.

00:49:16.000 A lot of what we do is building that confidence.

00:49:19.000 I was raised very hardline Republican.

00:49:22.000 Abortion was a big issue, so we were often single-issue voters.

00:49:25.000 I started to challenge some of those thoughts and really embrace the complications on issues that we were always black and white on.

00:49:33.000 Clapback.

00:49:33.000 Okay, when is a child a child?

00:49:37.000 I don't know.

00:49:38.000 At nine months?

00:49:39.000 Is it at conception?

00:49:40.000 Tell me when.

00:49:41.000 See, this is another thing that annoys me about women in politics.

00:49:44.000 They're not into that.

00:49:46.000 Politics is exactly what I just said.

00:49:48.000 It's the minutiae.

00:49:49.000 It's the brass tax.

00:49:51.000 So, okay, you're not pro-life.

00:49:52.000 You're not pro-choice.

00:49:53.000 What are you then?

00:49:54.000 When?

00:49:55.000 I would say the majority of Americans say abortion should be illegal after the child is viable.

00:50:01.000 I think it should be illegal at conception, but I'm a Catholic.

00:50:04.000 But most say it should be illegal if the baby can survive, can't survive outside the womb, right?

00:50:12.000 Now, thanks to technology, we're down to like 26 weeks, 25 weeks, where we can take a little one-pound premium out of your cunt, and it'll be banging chicks in 18 years, getting them pregnant because they didn't have a dad.

00:50:28.000 Just kidding.

00:50:30.000 And as the technology gets better, it could go down to 20 weeks, 16 weeks.

00:50:34.000 What's that, four months?

00:50:36.000 First trimester.

00:50:38.000 No, that's second trimester.

00:50:41.000 So is that what it is?

00:50:43.000 Because right now in New York and in all of Canada, it's nine months.

00:50:47.000 So I would like to get it down to 26 weeks, but where are you?

00:50:52.000 And I guarantee you, if you talk to her, she'd go, look, I think it's the woman's choice.

00:50:56.000 She should talk to her physician.

00:50:59.000 And okay, let me put it this way then.

00:51:02.000 If you're a 26 weeks person and someone has an abortion at 30 weeks, according to you, that's murder.

00:51:10.000 So now you don't mind murder under some circumstances?

00:51:14.000 I mean, I'm a blood, so I don't care if you kill Crips.

00:51:18.000 I want them dead.

00:51:21.000 But you're basically saying that.

00:51:22.000 You're saying that if it makes a woman feel better, then she can kill a child.

00:51:29.000 See, this is me now in the weeds of abortion, going through the weeds of the fetuses.

00:51:37.000 This is politics, ladies, but you don't like that.

00:51:40.000 You just like the...

00:51:41.000 It's a woman's choice and white wine and the little mermaid and memes on my phone and giggling in a mask.

00:51:49.000 Excuse me, red wine.

00:51:51.000 Red wine?

00:51:52.000 They know where their stance on that.

00:51:54.000 Barefoot Contessa, who made blueberry compote.

00:52:03.000 Oh my god, I was joking.

00:52:04.000 They're literally laughing at a meme.

00:52:06.000 Ethan Levy.

00:52:08.000 Eugene Levy.

00:52:10.000 Oh, that's from that show with his son.

00:52:12.000 The gay son.

00:52:13.000 He's remarkably the gay son.

00:52:16.000 They're now calling us out by name as troublemakers, and I think they said we are sowing discord.

00:52:23.000 I'm one of three black women who actually made history, and we were the first ever elected to city council.

00:52:30.000 Thank you.

00:52:31.000 There's no longer the justice status quo.

00:52:33.000 Just stop.

00:52:34.000 Why can't you just be elected to city council?

00:52:37.000 Why do you have to be the first black albino who's left-handed in sanitation?

00:52:43.000 Like, just work in city council.

00:52:46.000 Yay, you managed to overcome how incredibly racist America is.

00:52:50.000 The irony is that the status is because she overcame that racism.

00:52:54.000 But the truth is that she was likely an affirmative action hire.

00:52:57.000 So she got up to that position because of white guilt.

00:53:02.000 So clapping?

00:53:04.000 None of these women have fucked their husband in years.

00:53:07.000 I think the woman with the short hair has pegged her husband, perhaps.

00:53:10.000 She makes the rules of the house.

00:53:13.000 No, she definitely does.

00:53:14.000 People get elected and their friends are the next in line to get elected.

00:53:17.000 And suddenly we're making noise about that.

00:53:20.000 I like to call it the wine-fueled rebellion, actually.

00:53:23.000 This is what women do when we face any obstacle in our lives.

00:53:26.000 Come over.

00:53:27.000 Let's have a glass of wine.

00:53:28.000 We'll figure it out.

00:53:29.000 A certain type of woman, sure.

00:53:32.000 A drunk single woman.

00:53:33.000 Yeah, like a...

00:53:34.000 You know, when the nanny and the au pair and the maid are handling everything at home.

00:53:40.000 I just had deja vu.

00:53:42.000 Okay.

00:53:42.000 And I had to say it to like break it because it was happening and happening and happening.

00:53:47.000 I'm caring and caring and caring.

00:53:50.000 To those of us who have children with disabilities, to those of us that have pre-existing conditions.

00:53:56.000 It is the highest achievement.

00:53:57.000 It is life and death.

00:54:01.000 Look at that.

00:54:02.000 Why is it bruised?

00:54:03.000 Is that like a Roman...

00:54:04.000 Did someone grab your arm for dissenting too much?

00:54:08.000 Why is it purple and green?

00:54:10.000 Oh, it's brand new, huh?

00:54:11.000 No, this was two years ago.

00:54:13.000 The disrespect that's going on at this point on both sides is irreparable.

00:54:17.000 We will work like hell in order to get the messaging out.

00:54:22.000 Vote for people that are going to give women health care.

00:54:24.000 Vote for candidates that are pro-education.

00:54:26.000 It's moms.

00:54:26.000 It's women who actually candidates that are pro-education.

00:54:30.000 Like, what the fuck does that mean?

00:54:31.000 I'm anti-education?

00:54:33.000 I mean, I kind of am at this point, but what the fuck are you talking about?

00:54:37.000 Hey, I just saw a little girl with a book.

00:54:40.000 I had my book police tackle the child and rip the book from her hands because I'm anti-education.

00:54:46.000 No one's anti-education.

00:54:48.000 In fact, I would argue that the left, with their hatred for charter schools, is anti-education.

00:54:54.000 The only thing that's helping education move forward, you progressive, is school choice, charter schools.

00:55:02.000 But they just, they go by these fucking stupid, funky glass terms.

00:55:08.000 Look at her glasses.

00:55:10.000 She's got yellow eyeshadow, too.

00:55:12.000 Ah, she's so funky.

00:55:14.000 No wonder her kids are tarded.

00:55:16.000 We're going to give women health care.

00:55:17.000 Vote for candidates that are pro-education.

00:55:19.000 It's moms.

00:55:20.000 It's women who actually.

00:55:21.000 People have funky glasses.

00:55:23.000 Yeah.

00:55:24.000 And say enough is enough.

00:55:26.000 It went from a few women over one or two glasses of wine to an all-out suburban women taking on this fight.

00:55:38.000 To one of the most annoying things in our entire community.

00:55:43.000 It went from a few women over one or two glasses of wine to an all-out suburban women taking on this fight for ourselves.

00:55:53.000 And look where we are today.

00:55:55.000 I don't know where you are today.

00:55:56.000 Where are you?

00:55:57.000 Singing shitty songs and sing a little mermaid and embarrass your whole group.

00:56:02.000 Oh.

00:56:02.000 What was that fight?

00:56:03.000 I'm so glad that exists.

00:56:04.000 That video ruled.

00:56:05.000 What was, like, what?

00:56:07.000 I don't know.

00:56:08.000 I feel like I just ate bread for two days.

00:56:12.000 Like, where's the beef?

00:56:14.000 Meet the ladies of red wine at the end of the point.

00:56:16.000 Yeah.

00:56:16.000 You're not even drinking red wine.

00:56:19.000 They stink.

00:56:22.000 That has to go around.

00:56:23.000 I mean, that.

00:56:25.000 Oh, she has it on her page.

00:56:27.000 Let's see if the bread.

00:56:28.000 That video was so telling.

00:56:29.000 They said everything.

00:56:31.000 No.

00:56:32.000 We're uninformed.

00:56:33.000 We just need confidence.

00:56:34.000 Doesn't matter.

00:56:35.000 We just need confidence.

00:56:36.000 No, you don't.

00:56:37.000 I have no confidence in basketball.

00:56:40.000 Guess why?

00:56:42.000 Why?

00:56:42.000 Because I don't deserve any.

00:56:44.000 I suck.

00:56:47.000 She's uncorking.

00:56:50.000 Could I edit this?

00:56:51.000 Is that a thing where it's a live feed and you're waiting for people to join the feed?

00:56:55.000 You could trim this in post quite easily.

00:56:58.000 In fact, you did, because it ended off on like a level easily.

00:57:05.000 And, you know, and I'm also amazed at all the work that we have done.

00:57:08.000 That's officially castrated husband.

00:57:15.000 Katie and Jeremy Paris.

00:57:17.000 The audio's completely off from the video.

00:57:20.000 Oh, it's an hour off.

00:57:22.000 Unless he has a woman's voice.

00:57:23.000 You gotta understand what he's trying to do.

00:57:25.000 Right?

00:57:26.000 This is called What the Hell Is Happening.

00:57:28.000 Wait, how many views does that have?

00:57:29.000 24.

00:57:30.000 24 views.

00:57:32.000 This was do you have confidence in audio and post-production?

00:57:38.000 Because you shouldn't.

00:57:39.000 Wait, let's just hear some of that, though.

00:57:41.000 Because if her husband's political, then she's even more useless because she's just his puppet, which I've always suspected with the suffragettes.

00:57:49.000 I've always suspected that they were, men were behind them going, will you get out there and demand the vote?

00:57:55.000 I'm starting to feel like, I don't really, it's not only my bag.

00:57:59.000 Yes, it is.

00:58:00.000 You are a woman.

00:58:01.000 You're a human being.

00:58:02.000 You have the right to vote.

00:58:03.000 You should get out there and fight till you die for it.

00:58:05.000 That's more your thing.

00:58:06.000 No, it's not.

00:58:08.000 What's this?

00:58:09.000 A plan for our world?

00:58:11.000 What's she got?

00:58:12.000 That's the one.

00:58:13.000 She's got a plan.

00:58:14.000 Oh, that's the song.

00:58:16.000 It's so...

00:58:17.000 Oh, I want to go back to her husband then.

00:58:19.000 I can handle the lip syncing.

00:58:20.000 It's time to be ruthless.

00:58:23.000 This one's synced.

00:58:25.000 Why the hell are Republicans so afraid of us voting?

00:58:28.000 Very romantic.

00:58:29.000 Because you Ruin America.

00:58:32.000 You're in yes day right now, the movie.

00:58:35.000 Is us dead people?

00:58:39.000 Oh, look, we have people crashing our gate net colon.

00:58:41.000 I want to make sure we're live.

00:58:42.000 Okay, here we are.

00:58:43.000 You know what's more romantic than music?

00:58:46.000 Change.

00:58:47.000 Talking.

00:58:47.000 Voting.

00:58:49.000 Voting is so romantic.

00:58:51.000 Isn't that true?

00:58:52.000 What's more romantic than voting?

00:58:54.000 This guy's homantic.

00:58:55.000 Voting rights is a big topic because I've shared with many of you in our household.

00:59:00.000 I'm Katie Parris, the founder of Red, Wine, and Blue.

00:59:02.000 And this is my husband, Jeremy Parris, for those of you who are.

00:59:05.000 Hi, Jeremy.

00:59:06.000 Where are your balls?

00:59:07.000 Oh, there they are in her purse.

00:59:10.000 And we're talking voting rights because it's a huge topic in our country for good reason.

00:59:15.000 Voting rights?

00:59:15.000 Jeremy, I wanted to start, actually, by just acknowledging that today is a day where I am feeling like elections matter.

00:59:24.000 Like they have.

00:59:25.000 Like elections matter.

00:59:26.000 Like this is how you talk when you're 13, maybe 14.

00:59:30.000 I am feeling like elections matter right now.

00:59:32.000 I'm serious, Jeremy.

00:59:35.000 This is a perfect snapshot.

00:59:37.000 She's a fag hang.

00:59:38.000 He's exhausted and exasperated.

00:59:40.000 She's like, no, I'm not.

00:59:42.000 Let me tell you what he's about to say.

00:59:43.000 I couldn't agree with you more.

00:59:45.000 We've just survived four years of...

00:59:48.000 I don't even want to say that.

00:59:48.000 I'm going to say abuse.

00:59:50.000 Four years of abuse.

00:59:51.000 And I feel like we're finally getting our stride because we got the right to vote.

00:59:57.000 We had the right to say our piece.

01:00:01.000 You ever meet somebody who refused to say Trump's name?

01:00:04.000 Oh, yeah.

01:00:05.000 They say the former guy.

01:00:06.000 Yeah.

01:00:07.000 Or when he was in office, the guy, the local pizzeria was like, I'm not even, like, I didn't tell him my politics.

01:00:14.000 And he was like, I don't want to say his name, but the orange guy.

01:00:18.000 Valdemort?

01:00:19.000 Yeah.

01:00:19.000 And then my Scottish friend from the hotel.

01:00:22.000 Commander Chito.

01:00:23.000 Commander Chio.

01:00:25.000 I hate that Scots hate Trump.

01:00:27.000 It hurts my feelings.

01:00:28.000 Yeah.

01:00:29.000 And they hate his guts.

01:00:30.000 Like, they'll look like a brawler.

01:00:32.000 They canceled his fucking golf course.

01:00:34.000 That's.

01:00:36.000 Anyway, let's hear what Jeremy's got to say.

01:00:38.000 I agree with you.

01:00:39.000 He's about to say, right?

01:00:40.000 Yeah.

01:00:41.000 I couldn't agree more.

01:00:43.000 And in our life.

01:00:44.000 It's huge.

01:00:45.000 I mean, first of all, the American Rescue Plan that President Biden signed into law.

01:00:51.000 Which is the COVID, the latest COVID-19.

01:00:52.000 The $1.9 trillion COVID.

01:00:54.000 This is the kind of piece of legislation where I had to do a presentation earlier today to a big group.

01:00:59.000 I had to get to your third coincidence.

01:01:02.000 I had to.

01:01:02.000 No, no, no, no.

01:01:03.000 I'm a hot knees.

01:01:04.000 I'm a hot commodity.

01:01:05.000 I'm not even one of these.

01:01:06.000 All right.

01:01:07.000 All right.

01:01:07.000 Well, a little Zoom call here and there.

01:01:08.000 That is not uncorked with red, wine, and blue.

01:01:11.000 This was to 70 program officers of a major foundation about the American Rescue Plan.

01:01:16.000 And it's one of those things where the more you learn about what is in this law.

01:01:21.000 So wait a minute.

01:01:22.000 So he runs various foundations, right?

01:01:25.000 Where people donate money for him to lecture them on bullshit and then ask for more money.

01:01:30.000 Coincidentally, his wife has a foundation called Red, Wine, and Blue.

01:01:36.000 Is it possible that some of Jeremy's fundraising goes to someone that he has a lot of confidence in, Katie Paris?

01:01:45.000 Yes, I'm not going to lie.

01:01:47.000 She has my last name.

01:01:49.000 But that's not why I'm giving her money.

01:01:51.000 Similarly, Ilhan Omar coincidentally chose her husband as a consultant worthy of, I believe it was $360,000.

01:02:02.000 Is it possible that these cunts are just as corrupt as that BLM albino who stole all the money from BLM and gave it to himself?

01:02:12.000 Is it possible that these people are not sincere and they're just scam artists who are following fashion at best or corruption at worst and trying to line their own pockets?

01:02:26.000 I'm going to go with likely.

01:02:28.000 I'm going to go with likely.

01:02:30.000 Let me hear more about his foundation.

01:02:32.000 And the other thing that annoys me too is about Biden is getting out vaccines.

01:02:36.000 We're having like, we're getting like a million a day for 100.

01:02:40.000 Yeah, that's where it was going with Trump.

01:02:42.000 This is Trump's vaccine you're seeing.

01:02:44.000 Operation Lightspeed.

01:02:47.000 Things that they addressed in this law are, it is one of those things where I was great.

01:02:53.000 I was like, this is Elections Matter, the election in Georgia that so many of you on this, in this group in Red, Wine, and Blue worked on delivered a majority, a narrow majority in the Senate.

01:03:03.000 And that was enough to pass this major piece of legislation.

01:03:05.000 Let me give you one example.

01:03:06.000 And then I know that's not our topic for today.

01:03:09.000 But the child tax credit, which hopefully will then be made permanent, is going to lift half of the American children who are in poverty out of poverty.

01:03:18.000 It resets how we do our child support network.

01:03:22.000 And I'm just like...

01:03:24.000 There's so many starving children in America.

01:03:26.000 It's almost like Biafra here.

01:03:28.000 Their bloated, distended bellies, the flies buzzing around their heads.

01:03:33.000 I'm so glad we could lift the children out of poverty because it's that simple.

01:03:37.000 Wait, I need more.

01:03:38.000 Don't keep leaving it.

01:03:39.000 Wow.

01:03:40.000 So, yes, elections matter.

01:03:42.000 Joe Biden cut child poverty in half by signing.

01:03:46.000 Child poverty.

01:03:47.000 Child poverty.

01:03:48.000 That's a thing.

01:03:48.000 We also have the $1,400 checks.

01:03:51.000 Oh, great.

01:03:52.000 Cool.

01:03:52.000 We get $1,400 checks that come from outer space that don't lead to inflation whatsoever.

01:03:57.000 Printing extra money has no ramifications down the line.

01:04:00.000 Vaccine distribution.

01:04:02.000 And then tonight, a new announcement, too, that will impact you and me very directly because we're in our 40s.

01:04:08.000 The cunt grant.

01:04:10.000 So not yet eligible for the shots, but what he said was that all adults in every state should have shots in arms, that vaccine, bring it on by May 1st.

01:04:23.000 See what I mean?

01:04:25.000 The vaccine is like a porn star meth addict looking for a big cock.

01:04:30.000 They can't stop talking about the vaccine.

01:04:32.000 She just gave it to herself and him.

01:04:34.000 And then in the previous video, she had a Fisher-Price needle she was jamming into her arm.

01:04:39.000 They just cannot get enough of the vaccine.

01:04:42.000 It's a little creepy, huh?

01:04:43.000 It's weird.

01:04:44.000 Stab me in the arm with the month.

01:04:46.000 I'm not really for it or against it, per se.

01:04:48.000 I just, I'm against people who are for it.

01:04:50.000 By May 1st.

01:04:51.000 I think this is where the British have it better.

01:04:53.000 I know the monarchy's a mess.

01:04:54.000 I watched the Oprah.

01:04:56.000 I watched the Oprah.

01:04:57.000 The Oprah.

01:05:00.000 They call it the Jab.

01:05:02.000 And I feel like it would be, it's a lot more fun.

01:05:04.000 Did you get the jab?

01:05:05.000 Yeah.

01:05:07.000 Oh my God.

01:05:08.000 I'm so glad we watched this.

01:05:10.000 This rule.

01:05:11.000 I feel like it's a lot more fun.

01:05:12.000 Did you get the jab?

01:05:13.000 We're one of 47 people who have seen this.

01:05:16.000 Did you get the jab?

01:05:19.000 I like that too.

01:05:20.000 Did you get the jab?

01:05:21.000 I like that too.

01:05:22.000 I love it.

01:05:23.000 You know what?

01:05:24.000 I can't even explain why I love the jab or the term the jab, but I just got a chill up my leg when he said, did you get the jab?

01:05:33.000 It feels like it rhymes with a lot.

01:05:35.000 It could be used in rap songs.

01:05:37.000 It sounds like jibber jabble.

01:05:40.000 It reminds me of the platypus guy from Star Wars.

01:05:43.000 Vaccine sounds like too clinical.

01:05:45.000 Well, it is clinical.

01:05:46.000 I don't like vaccine.

01:05:47.000 It sounds cunt, fuck.

01:05:49.000 It has a lot of bad words in it.

01:05:51.000 Vagina.

01:05:52.000 No, but the jab?

01:05:53.000 Did you get the jab?

01:05:55.000 It's fun.

01:05:56.000 Jeremy's right.

01:05:57.000 Him and his boyfriend are right.

01:05:58.000 They came up with a great term.

01:06:01.000 You know what he does with Katie, by the way?

01:06:03.000 He wants to make her know that he's not gay.

01:06:06.000 So he goes, I'm even going to go down on you.

01:06:08.000 She goes, wow, really?

01:06:09.000 Yep.

01:06:09.000 I'm going to eat your pussy like a champ.

01:06:12.000 Every Saturday at midnight.

01:06:15.000 So he gets...

01:06:16.000 Oh, it's scheduled.

01:06:17.000 Yes.

01:06:18.000 He gets a little drunk.

01:06:20.000 He has some red wine and blue.

01:06:22.000 And he eats her out Saturday nights.

01:06:25.000 Bad.

01:06:26.000 And she uses that as proof he's not gay.

01:06:28.000 They fuck maybe once a three months.

01:06:33.000 Honey, why are you eating petroleum jelly right before our aura gel all over your tongue and lips at 11 p.m. on Saturday?

01:06:42.000 Why are you crying?

01:06:43.000 Why is there always an empty tube of aura gel?

01:06:48.000 Why is there a book on how not to puke when you're pretending straight?

01:06:53.000 Our jab by May 1st.

01:06:55.000 This is just real change.

01:06:56.000 Elections matter.

01:06:57.000 Now, how does that relate to what we're talking about tonight?

01:06:59.000 No idea.

01:07:00.000 It matters because elections can only matter if our democracy is protected.

01:07:07.000 And the only way that our democracy protects dead people to vote.

01:07:13.000 I guess it must be that night.

01:07:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:15.000 This must be a Saturday.

01:07:17.000 We all have the right to vote.

01:07:19.000 Nobody said so.

01:07:20.000 That's so true.

01:07:21.000 You know what?

01:07:21.000 I think women and blacks should have the right to vote.

01:07:23.000 I keep forgetting this video is from 1836.

01:07:26.000 Yeah.

01:07:27.000 Well, the quality back then was, you could tell it's not.

01:07:29.000 That's why it has so few views because they didn't have YouTube back then.

01:07:33.000 Yeah, this was cutting-edge stuff.

01:07:35.000 What I'm going to talk about tonight, because my husband has actually dead.

01:07:39.000 Oh, wait, I just looked at the down votes.

01:07:41.000 There's 11 down votes and one only.

01:07:43.000 Wait, how the hell?

01:07:45.000 Only 45 people have seen this.

01:07:47.000 I thought they were all friendlies.

01:07:48.000 We're the only people I've seen to name the name, Katie Paris.

01:07:52.000 Everyone else says, like, former VP of Media Matters, which I bet you was him, too.

01:07:58.000 I bet you she's his little man.

01:08:01.000 He's gay.

01:08:02.000 He has gay face.

01:08:03.000 And I bet she's his little marionette that she has.

01:08:06.000 He has working at Media Matters.

01:08:07.000 He has doing this trust, this foundation, this hedge fund, this fucking nonprofit.

01:08:14.000 That's how he makes his money.

01:08:16.000 Dedicated much of his career to voting rights.

01:08:20.000 You were one of the lead Senate staffers on reauthorization of the Voting Rights Act.

01:08:27.000 What year was that?

01:08:28.000 2006.

01:08:30.000 And until the other thing I work on is the courts until John Roberts and the conservatives on the Supreme Court gutted Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act, which is Shelby County, which is one of the reasons we're in this mess.

01:08:43.000 What are you talking about?

01:08:44.000 Voting rights.

01:08:45.000 What do you mean?

01:08:47.000 Who doesn't have the right to vote?

01:08:49.000 Are they talking about voter suppression where we dare to ask for ID?

01:08:54.000 Is that the crime?

01:08:56.000 It's not like this is a new topic suddenly on the scene today.

01:09:00.000 Voter suppression and attempts to take away people's right to vote.

01:09:05.000 But given what happened in 2020 with that guy, we all worked so hard to kick out.

01:09:12.000 See, they won't say his name.

01:09:14.000 We don't say his name anymore here.

01:09:15.000 I try not to.

01:09:16.000 Is that Voldemort?

01:09:17.000 Oh, my God.

01:09:18.000 You are my joke.

01:09:19.000 You're in my joke.

01:09:20.000 Welcome to my joke.

01:09:22.000 I just try not to.

01:09:23.000 Keep it positive, like, keep it productive moving forward.

01:09:26.000 Like, not naming something sometimes gives it too much totonic power.

01:09:30.000 I mean, like, the N-word?

01:09:31.000 Totonic, but right.

01:09:33.000 I'm just going to say, I'm not afraid.

01:09:35.000 Agreed?

01:09:36.000 Not where I'm.

01:09:36.000 Oh, shit.

01:09:38.000 He wasn't afraid to say Trump and he said it.

01:09:40.000 Matt right here.

01:09:41.000 That guy's brave.

01:09:42.000 Maybe he is straight after all.

01:09:43.000 He seems to have some real balls.

01:09:45.000 Yeah, I take it all back.

01:09:46.000 I thought he was a pussy.

01:09:47.000 This guy crushes pussy, but he's not a pussy.

01:09:49.000 It's not like it disempowers me or anything.

01:09:51.000 It's just like, I'm going to choose my words.

01:09:54.000 I don't have enough.

01:09:55.000 Notice they just speak in clichés.

01:09:57.000 It doesn't disempower me or anything.

01:09:59.000 I'm just going to choose my words.

01:10:00.000 Which is what you say to little kids.

01:10:02.000 Choose your words.

01:10:04.000 Use your words.

01:10:06.000 All right.

01:10:06.000 It's the woke olindex right here.

01:10:08.000 Yeah, it is.

01:10:10.000 Your joke doesn't work.

01:10:12.000 You can't beat him.

01:10:13.000 You can't do that.

01:10:16.000 Jeremy Parris of the Rabin Group.

01:10:18.000 So he's fighting voter suppression, which is asking people to have ID.

01:10:24.000 So is it driver suppression to require a driver's license to drive a car?

01:10:31.000 What about asking for ID to get a tattoo?

01:10:34.000 I bet that disproportionately hurts blacks who want tattoos.

01:10:38.000 Is that racist now?

01:10:40.000 Yes?

01:10:42.000 Okay.

01:10:43.000 So all I'm saying is that there is this new assault right now on voter suppression, but it's not as if this isn't something they've been trying to make voting harder for a long time.

01:10:54.000 Wait, isn't an assault on voter suppression good?

01:10:58.000 Two negatives make a positive?

01:10:59.000 Sorry, go ahead, silly bitch.

01:11:01.000 But talk to us about what's happening right now and why you think it's different than what we've seen before.

01:11:08.000 Yeah, so but you said something that was important.

01:11:11.000 The vote suppression regime is not a product of he who apparently shall not be named.

01:11:17.000 Oh my god.

01:11:19.000 He was very much a product of vote suppression.

01:11:22.000 It was really his electoral math was ground on vote suppression.

01:11:26.000 But this has been a long-term project of the Republican Party.

01:11:29.000 And It's something that hurts my soul because it really is about your party needs to win by making sure that people can't vote, particularly black and brown people can't vote.

01:11:40.000 Black and brown people, that is immoral.

01:11:41.000 If you say black and brown people, you don't see them as people.

01:11:45.000 If you say African American, you don't know any black people.

01:11:48.000 New rule.

01:11:49.000 New rule.

01:11:50.000 New rule.

01:11:51.000 New rule.

01:11:52.000 All right, I've had enough of that shit.

01:11:53.000 John, what a fucking mess.

01:11:55.000 They're so insincere.

01:11:57.000 I like that.

01:11:58.000 Voter suppression is all code for me manipulating my pets and making my pets vote a certain way.

01:12:05.000 Oh, there she is.

01:12:06.000 Got my mask, got my keys.

01:12:08.000 Oh.

01:12:09.000 Oh, got my shitty attitude.

01:12:15.000 Tactical gear and my purse.

01:12:19.000 Aren't you excited to have your freedoms back?

01:12:25.000 Here's the mic.

01:12:27.000 Here's her dropping it.

01:12:28.000 Damn.

01:12:30.000 You need a tactical vestigo.

01:12:31.000 Because people with guns will just shoot people.

01:12:34.000 You know, the shooting in Boulder, they go, we need more gun control without checking what kind of gun he had or what kind of gun control they have.

01:12:42.000 They have super strict gun control there.

01:12:46.000 It's a red flag state.

01:12:48.000 They have assault rifles banned.

01:12:50.000 Everything.

01:12:51.000 They have all their fucking boxes checked.

01:12:54.000 And there was still a mass shooting there.

01:12:55.000 So what do you want me to do?

01:12:58.000 I know this attack was not to excite us, but...

01:13:02.000 Wait, what?

01:13:03.000 Are they...

01:13:04.000 No.

01:13:05.000 Wait, what?

01:13:06.000 Oh, wait, this is a Groiber saying...

01:13:11.000 I hope they're not talking about the shooting attack.

01:13:14.000 Okay, didn't think any other song can compete with WAP for biggest dumpster fire.

01:13:18.000 Oh, and they're just...

01:13:18.000 Oh, they're saying that attack.

01:13:20.000 Yeah.

01:13:20.000 But it would be very transparent if they said the Colorado attack.

01:13:25.000 So that way they could push gun control.

01:13:27.000 Yeah, well, they definitely were happy when they thought it was a white guy.

01:13:29.000 Yeah.

01:13:29.000 Freudian Slip.

01:13:31.000 It was a Muslim who killed 10 white people.

01:13:35.000 Can we play identity politics back, please?

01:13:38.000 Ahmad Alisa.

01:13:42.000 Alright, let's take some calls.

01:13:43.000 I've had enough of red, wine, and blue.

01:13:45.000 I've just begun.

01:13:47.000 Be doing a lot of redding, whiting, and bluing, frankly.

01:13:50.000 Red and whining.

01:13:53.000 Blue.

01:13:54.000 Don't forget blue.

01:13:55.000 Great color.

01:13:56.000 Great color.

01:13:58.000 Red wine and blue.

01:14:02.000 Chillo, you've got a blue.

01:14:04.000 Okay.

01:14:05.000 There's red.

01:14:06.000 I miss him already.

01:14:06.000 I miss this.

01:14:07.000 Yeah.

01:14:08.000 Pushing.

01:14:09.000 Your rules.

01:14:09.000 A lot of people don't understand.

01:14:13.000 Jeremy has enough testosterone to not do a lot with, frankly.

01:14:20.000 He's not going to do a lot with it.

01:14:21.000 Because there's not a lot.

01:14:23.000 We, uh...

01:14:24.000 Okay, hi, my name is Very.

01:14:26.000 I'm trying to get my current boyfriend to get rid of his pig.

01:14:28.000 I think that's a call screen fail.

01:14:30.000 Let's see.

01:14:34.000 Pig?

01:14:37.000 Look at this woman, Lauren.

01:14:38.000 This is a drawing.

01:14:40.000 Hello.

01:14:40.000 I can prove it.

01:14:41.000 Look at the back.

01:14:47.000 Oh, that's right.

01:14:48.000 Yeah, Lauren.

01:14:49.000 Lauren Dowdy.

01:14:50.000 Yep.

01:14:52.000 Beautiful.

01:14:54.000 Absolutely smash.

01:14:57.000 I have a heart condition.

01:14:59.000 If you hit me, it's murder.

01:15:02.000 You're on the line, person.

01:15:03.000 Of color.

01:15:07.000 Hello?

01:15:09.000 Uh-oh.

01:15:10.000 Hello?

01:15:11.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:15:15.000 Hello?

01:15:17.000 Can you hear us?

01:15:19.000 Hello, can you hear us?

01:15:21.000 Is it a girl that you want to talk to?

01:15:24.000 You, I don't care.

01:15:25.000 Are you a girl?

01:15:28.000 Hey, it's Marie.

01:15:29.000 Hi.

01:15:31.000 Hi, I have a question for you.

01:15:33.000 Okay.

01:15:35.000 How are y'all, first of all?

01:15:37.000 Well.

01:15:37.000 I'm a little warm.

01:15:38.000 It's warm in the studio with all these lights.

01:15:42.000 Okay, so anyway, well, it's like weird in Texas.

01:15:47.000 But anyway, so I have a boyfriend that's a vegan.

01:15:50.000 Okay?

01:15:51.000 It's weird.

01:15:54.000 And he has a pig.

01:15:56.000 And I really want him to get rid of his pig.

01:15:59.000 He wants to get rid of it too because it's like destroying everything in the house.

01:16:04.000 And he's like really sad because he knows that he has to get rid of it.

01:16:08.000 And he's like, oh, boohoo.

01:16:12.000 But I've like thrown him like all these websites to get rid of it.

01:16:17.000 And he still won't follow through.

01:16:21.000 So to kill it, right?

01:16:26.000 No, he wants to put it in a humane place.

01:16:29.000 And he actually had somebody tell him that he has to have somebody offer him like $100 to pay him for this fucking pig because they might eat it.

01:16:42.000 And I really like this guy, but this fucking pig, all it does is like destroy his entire shit.

01:16:49.000 And he feels bad.

01:16:50.000 Where in Texas are you?

01:16:53.000 What?

01:16:54.000 In North Texas.

01:16:57.000 Have you considered dumping him and getting rid of both pigs with one foul swoop?

01:17:04.000 I mean, you know, he's pretty hot and all, so I don't know.

01:17:09.000 Okay.

01:17:10.000 I don't know what to do with it.

01:17:12.000 Anyway, that was my...

01:17:13.000 What'd you do?

01:17:14.000 You got to have it.

01:17:15.000 You need to set a date.

01:17:17.000 I mean, what do we know?

01:17:19.000 It's March 24th.

01:17:21.000 That pig has to be gone.

01:17:23.000 The pig is gone or I'm gone on April 1st.

01:17:26.000 And this is not an April Fool's joke.

01:17:28.000 That's a great idea.

01:17:30.000 So choose your pig.

01:17:35.000 I got it.

01:17:35.000 Okay, thanks for coming.

01:17:36.000 Thanks for calling.

01:17:39.000 Choose your pig.

01:17:44.000 Nick.

01:17:46.000 Hi, am I audible?

01:17:48.000 Yes.

01:17:51.000 You said yesterday or a couple days ago, you were talking about if you're anti-Israel or anti-Zionism, it just means you're anti-Jewish and it's just code.

01:18:00.000 But that's not true.

01:18:01.000 There's definitely a lot of people that are not anti-Israel because they're anti-Jews.

01:18:07.000 There's a lot of Jews that are anti-Israel because they're just Torah.

01:18:11.000 They're ginos.

01:18:12.000 They're Jews in name only.

01:18:13.000 They don't really follow the religion.

01:18:16.000 No, no, no.

01:18:18.000 No, their religion says in the Torah and their Talmud that God scattered them to different nations and that they can't have their own nation until their Messiah comes.

01:18:27.000 Yeah, yeah, that's very extreme, my friend.

01:18:30.000 You're talking about extremely important.

01:18:31.000 No, no, no.

01:18:33.000 They say that it's extreme, but that's just what it says.

01:18:35.000 Yeah.

01:18:37.000 That's the real joy.

01:18:38.000 Thanks for calling.

01:18:40.000 It's always a joy to hear from the anti-Semitic absolutists.

01:18:49.000 Is it anti-Semitic to be indifferent towards Jews?

01:18:53.000 Nope.

01:18:54.000 Okay.

01:18:54.000 That'll do.

01:18:54.000 That's where I'm at.

01:18:56.000 I think it's anti-Semitic to be anti-Israel, though.

01:19:00.000 Yeah, not.

01:19:00.000 It's very convenient to get away with that by saying that the fucking bare bones of the Torah say that the Messiah has to come back.

01:19:10.000 That's pretty extreme.

01:19:12.000 And there's also extremist Christians that go by the letter of the law like that.

01:19:15.000 And they go to Israel and they celebrate Israel.

01:19:18.000 Because in the Bible, it says that they'll go back to Israel.

01:19:21.000 And then on Judgment Day, they'll be swept up.

01:19:25.000 And they'll either convert to Christianity or swept up, be killed.

01:19:30.000 So they're all like, yay, we're here.

01:19:31.000 And the Jews are like, so you're here because it's convert or die?

01:19:34.000 That's not quite as celebratory as you seem to be acting.

01:19:38.000 Sorry, go ahead, caller.

01:19:43.000 Unmuting.

01:19:45.000 Hello.

01:19:47.000 Hello.

01:19:48.000 Hello.

01:19:51.000 What's up, dog?

01:19:54.000 I had a question about bitches.

01:20:01.000 Alright.

01:20:06.000 You should probably unleash it.

01:20:08.000 Yeah, whenever you're ready.

01:20:10.000 No need to say I have a question.

01:20:11.000 You can just dive right into the question.

01:20:14.000 Hello?

01:20:15.000 Yes, speak, sir.

01:20:18.000 Oh, sorry.

01:20:19.000 That's all right.

01:20:20.000 So I have a question on how to get girls.

01:20:22.000 I'm 18 right now, and I'm going to join the Marines, so I don't have a lot of options.

01:20:27.000 And if, you know, usually the word is like, if you go to the Marines, you're going to get cheated on.

01:20:32.000 But there's this girl that I've known since like eighth grade.

01:20:37.000 And I don't know.

01:20:40.000 Hmm.

01:20:41.000 Wow, that's a great question.

01:20:44.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:20:45.000 Should I go for her?

01:20:46.000 I don't want to ruin her friendship.

01:20:48.000 Well, no.

01:20:49.000 Have you fucked her yet?

01:20:52.000 No, I haven't fucked her, but I've known her since 8th grade.

01:20:55.000 So you're interested in her?

01:20:58.000 Yeah.

01:20:59.000 Well, when are you leaving?

01:21:04.000 Soon, maybe this year.

01:21:05.000 I haven't got a shift to yet.

01:21:07.000 Okay, so you have to fuck her.

01:21:10.000 I mean, obviously, if you're Christian and you guys are following the Bible closely, that's a different story.

01:21:14.000 But I'm assuming you're not like that.

01:21:17.000 And if you're like the rest of us, I would say you have to fuck her at least 10 times before you deploy.

01:21:25.000 But I'm pretty sure she has a boyfriend.

01:21:28.000 So how the fuck do I get him out of the picture?

01:21:31.000 So, you know, booze.

01:21:32.000 Because I don't really want to fuck her.

01:21:34.000 I just want to.

01:21:34.000 I want to...

01:21:35.000 Because she's a good girl, so I want her because I feel like we vibe.

01:21:39.000 You know what I mean?

01:21:40.000 Yeah, you got to fuck her, dude.

01:21:43.000 Sorry.

01:21:43.000 All right.

01:21:44.000 And maybe you guys could get drunk together.

01:21:48.000 I know this doesn't sound very Christian.

01:21:50.000 It sounds like you're taking advantage of her.

01:21:51.000 Obviously, don't get her shit faced, but maybe like a few glasses of wine.

01:21:55.000 Make it clear you're interested in her.

01:21:57.000 Don't end up in the friend zone.

01:21:59.000 But if she can be pulled out of a relationship with a boy, then she wasn't that committed to that boy.

01:22:05.000 But I would say before you deploy, you guys would have to have like three or four months exclusive together where it's clear to both that you're not allowed to fuck anyone else.

01:22:15.000 And if that happens and you fuck her well and you're not too weak and needy, you may have someone who's going to wait for you.

01:22:26.000 All right.

01:22:27.000 Yeah, I took your fucking advice on how to eat a fucking pussy and the first time I did.

01:22:32.000 I made her come.

01:22:33.000 So thanks for that.

01:22:34.000 All right.

01:22:34.000 You're welcome.

01:22:34.000 I'm going to definitely use that again.

01:22:36.000 Thanks for calling.

01:22:37.000 I'm getting to the age now where giving 18-year-olds sex tips is getting fucking creepy.

01:22:45.000 You ate that adolescent pussy?

01:22:47.000 Nice.

01:22:48.000 And he did it with your technique, so it's kind of like you did it.

01:22:50.000 Yeah, like I have teenage kids now, and I'm giving other teenage kids sex tips.

01:22:57.000 Gross.

01:22:58.000 Wickman's Gavin's definition of this proportion.

01:23:03.000 What's up, my nigger?

01:23:05.000 Yo, daughter.

01:23:07.000 And then they eat the poo-poo.

01:23:10.000 So I noticed that Gavin is very good at parsing the data when it comes to looking at, you know, black crime in America and how, you know, they don't commit most of the crime, but it's a disproportionate amount of the crime.

01:23:26.000 Yes.

01:23:27.000 But I'm sort of lost because when people mention Jews and their disproportionate representation in media, it seems to be all blank stares.

01:23:43.000 You call it anti-Semitism, but it's legitimate.

01:23:46.000 Yeah, no, it is legitimate.

01:23:49.000 We have discussed this before.

01:23:51.000 But Jews are also disproportionately represented in medicine.

01:23:56.000 Okay.

01:23:57.000 Do you think that's a sign of corruption?

01:24:01.000 I think it's a sign of nepotism, yeah.

01:24:03.000 A lot of physicians' kids become physicians themselves.

01:24:07.000 And so they get their medical degree because someone up top just sort of slides it to them?

01:24:14.000 No, no, no.

01:24:15.000 There's not like a cabal of people that are literally like scheming and planning.

01:24:22.000 It's just an in-group preference and that they're allowed to show that white people are not.

01:24:29.000 But If you get a medical degree, you become a doctor, you have to go through the 12 years of hard work.

01:24:36.000 Where does the nepotism come in?

01:24:39.000 The hardest part about med school is being accepted.

01:24:44.000 There are so many spots, sorry, there are so many applicants and very few spots, at least when it comes to allopathic medicine, which is the MD versus the DO.

01:24:54.000 So everyone applies to become a doctor to go to med school, but the Jews who are accepting these applications prefer Jews, and you end up with a disproportionate number of Jews in medicine.

01:25:06.000 No, no, no, no.

01:25:08.000 So Jewish people are, there are a lot of Jewish physicians, you're right.

01:25:14.000 But children of physicians are more likely to become physicians and accepted into med schools.

01:25:20.000 But I think a more important example.

01:25:22.000 But wait a minute.

01:25:23.000 Wait a minute.

01:25:24.000 Children?

01:25:25.000 Why are the children more likely to pursue medicine?

01:25:30.000 Because their parents were in it?

01:25:32.000 Couldn't you say the same with media?

01:25:34.000 They facilitate the whole process.

01:25:36.000 They know a lot of people.

01:25:37.000 A lot of hospitals are affiliated with medical schools.

01:25:40.000 Most are.

01:25:41.000 Actually, all are.

01:25:44.000 And so they have inroads.

01:25:46.000 But my friend, it's still like it's still professional sports.

01:25:50.000 You still have to perform at a high level.

01:25:52.000 I mean, your friends could be in the Mets.

01:25:55.000 You still are not going to get in the Mets if you're not qualified.

01:25:59.000 Yeah, but there are a lot of people who are not accepted to med school where if they could just pass that first hurdle and become accepted, they would go through med school no problem.

01:26:11.000 But Jews don't.

01:26:12.000 Jews don't have that hurdle.

01:26:15.000 You can see that when it comes to schools in the Caribbean.

01:26:18.000 There are schools in the Caribbean that accept hundreds and hundreds of students from the U.S. who aren't accepted into med school.

01:26:24.000 They pass the same licensures when they're gone, and it works out fine.

01:26:28.000 They weren't accepted.

01:26:29.000 Caribbean medical schools are as good as American medical schools?

01:26:33.000 Yeah, it's under the same, they're board certified in the United States when you graduate from the Caribbean schools and take the same exam.

01:26:39.000 So it sounds like what you're really saying is that I should stand up and be brave and really say what's going on with the Jews.

01:26:47.000 Well, I think it's dishonest not to recognize a disproportionate impact they have, especially when it comes to media.

01:26:58.000 And it shows I should be brave enough to own that, right?

01:27:04.000 Brave enough to own what?

01:27:05.000 The fact that you're not?

01:27:07.000 No, no, that what you're saying, I should say I'm Gavin McInnes, and I think Jews have a disproportionate influence in the media.

01:27:15.000 Well, no, but it seems like anytime anybody calls to raise these points, I'm honestly the first person that you haven't called anti-Semitic or hung up on when I usually see it.

01:27:25.000 Well, what's your name?

01:27:28.000 Wickman.

01:27:29.000 What's your full name?

01:27:32.000 Jebediah Wickman.

01:27:34.000 Jebediah Wickman, huh?

01:27:36.000 Yeah.

01:27:37.000 Are you trying to participate in some cancel culture right now?

01:27:40.000 No, I'm trying to get...

01:27:42.000 You're calling me a coward, and I'm saying, let's hear you be brave, Jebediah Wickman, and use your real name.

01:27:50.000 I don't have a show that I talk to people about on why is this the way that you're doing.

01:27:56.000 Oh, good.

01:27:56.000 So you don't have a show, so you can just be brave on a much smaller scale.

01:28:00.000 It would require much less bravery then.

01:28:05.000 So what are you talking about?

01:28:07.000 I'm talking about your lack of bravery to use your own name.

01:28:11.000 Put it this way, if I got sued, I'd be able to much easier claim libel than you because I'm not a public figure.

01:28:19.000 Okay.

01:28:21.000 Why don't you have the courage while you sit there in your armchair and talk about how weak everyone is and how they're not being brave enough for your electing?

01:28:28.000 Why aren't you being brave?

01:28:30.000 Why don't you use your real name and say you think Jews have a disproportionate control of the media?

01:28:39.000 Brave and weak, those are both your words.

01:28:41.000 I didn't use those words.

01:28:42.000 Okay, well.

01:28:42.000 I just wanted to discuss that.

01:28:43.000 Why don't you be a trumpeter and say your real name and say what you want to say about the Jews?

01:28:51.000 Jebediah Wickman, and I believe that Jews have a disproportionate impact in our lives and the policy in the United States through the disproportionate representation that they have in the media and banking and other areas in our lives.

01:29:08.000 All right, Jebediah, thank you for your call.

01:29:12.000 All right, thanks for your non-opinion.

01:29:14.000 Bye.

01:29:14.000 I love you, White Power.

01:29:15.000 If that's Jebediah's real name, unfortunately.

01:29:19.000 So common with these guys where they pretend to be brave and then when it's their time to shine, they poop their pants.

01:29:28.000 Which is such a pussy thing to do.

01:29:31.000 It's like when people talk about professional sports players and they're like, Syndegard's such a fuck up this year, man.

01:29:37.000 Get your shit together, DeGrom.

01:29:40.000 And you're like, you don't even play baseball recreationally.

01:29:45.000 I don't even wear baseball hats.

01:29:48.000 I did tonight.

01:29:49.000 I used to.

01:29:50.000 But then people ask you if you're here to pull off a baseball hat.

01:29:54.000 When you have none, you look like a little boy with cancer.

01:29:56.000 That's true.

01:29:57.000 Or a rachist.

01:30:01.000 This here is Mark.

01:30:04.000 You're on the line.

01:30:05.000 Oh, hey, Gab.

01:30:06.000 Hey, man.

01:30:07.000 So I've got a music question for you.

01:30:11.000 Have you go back to maybe the early 2000s here?

01:30:14.000 So there's this band called Long Wave.

01:30:16.000 My buddy was a drummer of that band, only on their first record, but I'm also friends of the singer of that band, Steve.

01:30:24.000 I'm wondering if you remember those guys at all.

01:30:27.000 They used to hang out with the strokes and all those guys.

01:30:30.000 Longwave?

01:30:32.000 Yeah, Longwave.

01:30:34.000 They just got back together, too.

01:30:36.000 Steve just put out, and those guys just put out a EP or an LP last year.

01:30:41.000 They don't look familiar.

01:30:42.000 It's not ringing a bell.

01:30:44.000 Play one of their hits, Ryan.

01:30:46.000 What comes up on YouTube as their big hit?

01:30:47.000 Tidal Wave.

01:30:49.000 Tidal Wave.

01:30:50.000 Long Wave's big hit was Tidal Wave.

01:30:54.000 No, I don't remember them.

01:30:55.000 Tidal Wave coming up.

01:30:57.000 Yeah, well, they used to, yeah.

01:30:59.000 Steve, the guitarist, used to tour with Albert Hammond Jr. on his solo tour.

01:31:04.000 Oh, okay.

01:31:07.000 Yeah, I loved Albert's solo stuff.

01:31:09.000 I thought it was great.

01:31:11.000 And I liked the new strokes album.

01:31:12.000 Yeah, it took me a while to get into it.

01:31:14.000 I mean, like the second record he did, and the last one he just did, too, was pretty cool.

01:31:19.000 All right.

01:31:19.000 Well, yeah, my buddy did drummer.

01:31:21.000 Lovely in that thing.

01:31:24.000 We never heard Hello Mary.

01:31:26.000 True.

01:31:36.000 2009?

01:31:38.000 2009?

01:31:39.000 That's not the early 2000s.

01:31:41.000 Take me down when I'm.

01:31:44.000 Strokes were ancient Chinese secret by 2009.

01:31:48.000 All right, that's enough.

01:31:49.000 Maybe the hollow.

01:31:50.000 We'll do Hello Mary tomorrow.

01:31:53.000 Next, Kazal.

01:31:56.000 Okay, Dustin.

01:31:58.000 Dustin wants to talk about me.

01:32:00.000 What's up?

01:32:00.000 Hello.

01:32:02.000 How's it going?

01:32:04.000 Good.

01:32:06.000 Hey, so a few weeks back, you excited me, you know.

01:32:11.000 You were talking about Facebook more and Mike Patton and all that stuff.

01:32:15.000 And it got me thinking, does Gavin go to shows?

01:32:19.000 Dare he walk into these woke venues in 2021?

01:32:25.000 And if so, like, what was the last show you saw?

01:32:27.000 And if not, what was the last show you saw?

01:32:31.000 And if so, what was the last show I saw?

01:32:33.000 And if not, what was the last show you saw?

01:32:38.000 Yeah, I could go to a show.

01:32:39.000 I'm happy, but it's probably going to be a fight.

01:32:41.000 You know, Tommy Trigger, the proud boy, he went to go see Rancid, ended up in a knife fight with Antifa where he got, I think it was two years in prison, two or three years, even though they started the fight with him and he pulled out a knife to say,

01:32:58.000 stand back.

01:32:59.000 So that's what I'm looking at if I go to one of these shows.

01:33:03.000 But what was the last show I saw?

01:33:07.000 Jesus, it was a long time ago.

01:33:09.000 We were promised jetpacks, maybe, or Flatfoot 69, or what the fuck would it be?

01:33:18.000 It's been a Coon's Age since I've been to a show.

01:33:21.000 Oh, I saw Elvis Costello, but that was upstate.

01:33:24.000 You know, I can see shows up here in the burbs.

01:33:26.000 Doesn't mean much.

01:33:27.000 Did you lose the connection?

01:33:29.000 Okay, wait.

01:33:30.000 I got to deposit funds here on Colin's studio.

01:33:34.000 What?

01:33:35.000 You ran out of money?

01:33:37.000 Yeah.

01:33:40.000 Shouldn't that be a money?

01:33:42.000 Should we put the cards on file?

01:33:44.000 I don't know why it doesn't automatically do that.

01:33:46.000 Alright, let's see.

01:33:47.000 So what's your question?

01:33:48.000 Should we pay money?

01:33:51.000 Cannot be processed.

01:33:52.000 Yeah, maybe the credit card changed.

01:33:55.000 Okay.

01:33:55.000 That's not good.

01:33:56.000 Do you have a card you can pass me?

01:34:07.000 The troubles of being a cheapskate.

01:34:10.000 Should I put a hundo?

01:34:12.000 Sure, Ryan.

01:34:13.000 Who fucking cares?

01:34:14.000 What kind of question is that?

01:34:16.000 Well, it's not my money.

01:34:17.000 I would want to know.

01:34:18.000 No, we're doing a show.

01:34:19.000 Oh, okay.

01:34:19.000 What am I going to say?

01:34:20.000 Don't.

01:34:20.000 No, no, no, no.

01:34:22.000 Don't go putting $100 on it.

01:34:24.000 That's a waste of money as we do a live show.

01:34:28.000 But to that caller asking about the Jews, yeah, there's a disproportionate number of Jews in media, disproportionate number of Jews in a particular type of media, which is anti-American sabotage, HuffPost, New York Times, CNN,

01:34:44.000 Alan Foyer, who we called the other night, is a good example.

01:34:47.000 But when I talk to bona fide Jews, Orthodox Jews, people who really care about the religion and morality, they have a huge reverence for America and Christianity, and they have a lot of contempt for those.

01:35:00.000 That's why I came up with the name Jino, Jews in name only, because I see these people more as elitist saboteurs.

01:35:10.000 And you'll notice these elitist saboteurs, yes, maybe are disproportionately Jewish.

01:35:14.000 Jews are only 3% of the population.

01:35:16.000 They're probably like over 50% of this group.

01:35:19.000 But they're Christians and are fake Christians.

01:35:21.000 They're atheists.

01:35:23.000 They're sometimes libertarians.

01:35:24.000 They're upper middle class whites.

01:35:28.000 And those are the real enemy in America, I've noticed, is elitist white liberals.

01:35:35.000 I mean, I'm sure you could go trace the Karens.

01:35:37.000 Maybe Katie Parris and Jeremy Parris are somehow linked to Judaism.

01:35:42.000 But I think you'll find that they don't really follow the religion.

01:35:46.000 They believe in bullshit like female rabbis, for example.

01:35:49.000 They make their own rules for it.

01:35:52.000 And I think a good way to gauge if a Jewish person is sincerely Jewish is to ask them about not just Israel, but Orthodox Jews.

01:36:01.000 And if they have a disdain, not Hasidim, but Orthodox Jews.

01:36:04.000 And if they have a disdain for Orthodox Jews, you realize, oh, you're full of shit.

01:36:10.000 You're a poser.

01:36:10.000 Just like these Jews who just are disgusted by Christmas trees and saying Merry Christmas.

01:36:18.000 Real Jews happily say Merry Christmas.

01:36:21.000 Real Jews sit on Santa's lap.

01:36:23.000 Ron Coleman sits on Santa's lap and enjoys American culture.

01:36:30.000 And in my video, 10 Things I Hate About the Jews, what I was saying was, I want us all to come together and realize we have a common enemy, especially in Israel, where we have Muslims murdering Christians and Jews on a daily basis.

01:36:42.000 And I was finding a lot of pro-Trump Jews in Israel, but I was also finding this latent anti-Americanism from publications like Horetz, which is just suicidal Jews, where they hate Christians and they hate,

01:36:58.000 you know, Trump and they hate me.

01:37:01.000 And it's like, I have your best interests in mind.

01:37:03.000 Palestine doesn't.

01:37:04.000 So I would implore any of these guys like Jebediah Woodrick or whatever his fake name was to go to Israel because I think you'll find there's more nuance in Israel with Judaism than there is in America.

01:37:16.000 You'll hear more anti-Semitism in quotes in Israel than you'll hear in America, where you'll have conservative Jews, pro-Trump Jews going, what the fuck is with these ethnomasochist Jews who want to destroy the Country.

01:37:31.000 I remember once I was having a kosher lunch with the Orthodox Jew in New York, and he goes, I'm sorry about what my people did to this country.

01:37:38.000 It's disgusting.

01:37:40.000 Now, when he said, My people, he wasn't talking about Orthodox Jews, he was talking about secular Jews.

01:37:46.000 But yeah, I think I understand your ire, and I think it's a real rut.

01:37:52.000 It becomes a mental crutch.

01:37:54.000 As Jared Taylor says, it gets to the point where if it rains on your birthday, you blame the Jews.

01:38:02.000 And it starts solving all your problems.

01:38:04.000 I think you'll find that elitists are guilty of everything you're saying.

01:38:12.000 And Jews tend to be elitists more because they have higher IQs.

01:38:16.000 Why do they have higher IQs?

01:38:18.000 I guess they value education more.

01:38:19.000 And after generation after generation, a man who's intelligent and, you know, reads the Torah ends up being more of a viable mate than, say, an Arab culture, where they tend to appreciate brute force more.

01:38:33.000 So over generations and generations, you're going to find that Arab culture has more brutish males in it, and Jewish culture has more beta males, but more intellectual males.

01:38:44.000 And that's why they're disproportionately represented in medicine.

01:38:48.000 That's why they're disproportionately represented in the media.

01:38:50.000 And that's why they're disproportionately represented in wealth.

01:38:53.000 Because they're smarter.

01:38:57.000 But that's not my issue.

01:39:00.000 My issue is these meddling socialist elites who want to fuck the country.

01:39:06.000 And they tend to come from all religions.

01:39:09.000 I'm disappointed with how much they are white.

01:39:12.000 I'm amazed by how many of my enemies...

01:39:14.000 Sure, there's like crazy Black Panthers who are like, kill Whitey, motherfucker.

01:39:18.000 But as far as like people who affect my daily life, it tends to be rich white people.

01:39:24.000 Mostly women.

01:39:25.000 Boomer angry women liberals.

01:39:27.000 What percentage of them are Jews?

01:39:31.000 44%.

01:39:34.000 Or what percentage of them don't have Christ in their life?

01:39:40.000 Maybe it's something that 44%.

01:39:42.000 I don't count those as real Jews.

01:39:45.000 I don't count those as Torah reading Judaism loving Jews.

01:39:51.000 I count them as someone who just sort of goes there, goes to temple, goes to synagogue.

01:39:55.000 They go to meet people.

01:39:57.000 They use their Judaism as some sort of a...

01:39:59.000 They have the brackets around their name to say, I'm a Jew, do, do, do.

01:40:04.000 But they don't really believe in God the way we do.

01:40:08.000 And the way Orthodox Jews do.

01:40:11.000 I got calls now.

01:40:13.000 All right.

01:40:14.000 Lewis.

01:40:17.000 What's up, Lou?

01:40:24.000 And yeah, my advice to young men who are really into this subject is don't let it become a crutch.

01:40:34.000 Don't let it dominate your life.

01:40:37.000 Because it's a problem with black people where they go, the white man controls everything, the white man controls the media, the white man controls TV, the white man controls the economy, Wall Street.

01:40:48.000 Every time something goes wrong, it's the white man.

01:40:50.000 The next thing you know, you're incapacitated.

01:40:53.000 Sorry, Lewis.

01:40:54.000 You're on the light.

01:40:55.000 We can hear you now, sir.

01:40:56.000 Sorry.

01:40:57.000 What's up, dude?

01:41:00.000 What's going on?

01:41:01.000 Yo, bro.

01:41:03.000 You guys having technical difficulties or what?

01:41:06.000 We ran out of money on Skype and we had to go back to donate to our account.

01:41:13.000 Jesus, Gav.

01:41:14.000 Give this guy a credit card so he can handle his shit.

01:41:17.000 I just literally did.

01:41:20.000 Jesus Christ.

01:41:22.000 Besides judging us, what are you here for?

01:41:25.000 I'm calling for some advice again.

01:41:29.000 This one is in regards to creativity and drinking.

01:41:35.000 Go ahead.

01:41:37.000 So basically, I'm in my late 30s.

01:41:40.000 Sorry, my late 20s.

01:41:42.000 And the early part of my 20s, I was able to kind of create and be productive and write and paint, no problem, without any booze or any substance.

01:41:54.000 But, you know, throughout your 20s, you're confronted with the cold wind of reality.

01:42:00.000 And most of the time, I need like a lubricant, basically whiskey or beer or things like that to kind of get me going and fall back into that sort of delusion of creativity.

01:42:13.000 What are your thoughts on that?

01:42:15.000 I mean, I drink a lot, and you're an alcoholic, and so am I. So I'm wondering, and you're very prolific, so I wonder where is the margin?

01:42:22.000 Like where, what's like too much?

01:42:25.000 What's, you know, like, where the hell, like, I've talked to my priest and my psychiatrist, so I don't know what to do.

01:42:33.000 What's a psychiatrist?

01:42:34.000 Is that like a psychiatrist who's an iconoclast?

01:42:39.000 Yeah, psychiatrist.

01:42:40.000 Sorry, I'm drinking some half-off beer.

01:42:44.000 Well, my experience when I was writing books was Adderall gets it out, whiskey gives it balls, pot makes it funny, and then coffee cleans it up.

01:42:57.000 So I would barf it all out on Adderall, then I'd go back over it with whiskey and pull out the things that I was hemming and hawing on and go, fuck it, she was a bitch.

01:43:06.000 All right, let's cut this shit.

01:43:08.000 And then Pot would be like, she was a hot bitch, though.

01:43:11.000 Sort of like a pig in lingerie or something.

01:43:15.000 The next morning, shut up.

01:43:17.000 The next morning, I would be sober as a judge with a coffee and some eggs, and I would go over and go, well, this whole part is garbage.

01:43:25.000 And I would kill 500 words right there.

01:43:27.000 But this part was good, but you didn't explain how you guys got there in the first place.

01:43:31.000 So then I would, you know, elucidate some parts that didn't have enough exposition.

01:43:36.000 But that was just trying to write an 80,000-word book.

01:43:39.000 That was kind of a band-aid solution because you're in the crunch.

01:43:42.000 As far as the long term goes, I don't know.

01:43:45.000 I mean, Charles Bukowski said you shouldn't write if you can't not write.

01:43:50.000 So I don't think you should make art if you can not make art.

01:43:56.000 Yeah, but he was also drunk every day.

01:44:03.000 Great point.

01:44:04.000 And that's my question.

01:44:06.000 It's like, because you're very prolific, so obviously you're able to take Adderall, coffee, and beer without any like restrictions, right?

01:44:15.000 Like, I'm thinking about your vice days and stuff, but I can't do that.

01:44:18.000 I have a life, and the drinking hinders my creativity.

01:44:22.000 It hinders my day-to-day life because I have to make a living, but it hinders my creativity because I put in the money for the booze and I write for a little bit, but then I just want to listen to like T-Rex for the rest of the night.

01:44:34.000 So, what's your art?

01:44:35.000 Your art is writing?

01:44:36.000 You're a writer?

01:44:38.000 I'm a painter and a writer.

01:44:40.000 Yeah, I do both things.

01:44:41.000 I'm quite good at both.

01:44:42.000 It's just that I'm a nobody.

01:44:44.000 So I'm just doing it on a whim.

01:44:46.000 And it's kind of, like I said, like you have to kind of delude yourself with the booze to believe in what you're doing.

01:44:52.000 Yeah, I'm not on booze or Adderall.

01:44:54.000 I'm not drunk.

01:44:55.000 I had like two beers so far today.

01:44:57.000 I haven't had any beer besides St. Patrick's Day.

01:45:01.000 I haven't had any Adderall or any kind of drugs for any show except maybe coffee.

01:45:06.000 But it's because I'm doing something that I've found that I really enjoy and I feel very comfortable doing.

01:45:12.000 I would say you just have to lower the bar.

01:45:15.000 That was like the advice I gave to the boxer the other day is do a shitty painting.

01:45:20.000 Write a crappy article.

01:45:22.000 It doesn't all have to be Kierkegaard and fucking Salvador Dali.

01:45:27.000 It can be mediocre just to get it out there.

01:45:31.000 Right, right.

01:45:32.000 But then what about the Joe DiMaggio thing?

01:45:36.000 What's that?

01:45:39.000 Well, the thing is, I don't want to put out anything in the world that isn't Joe DiMaggio level.

01:45:44.000 Right, then don't put it out.

01:45:46.000 Then throw it in the garbage.

01:45:48.000 You know, when I have these doodle auctions, a third of them go in the garbage.

01:45:53.000 And even the ones that go to the doodle auction suck.

01:45:57.000 Yeah.

01:45:58.000 But yeah, don't use booze as a crutch.

01:46:00.000 I got to go.

01:46:00.000 Thanks for calling, but you got the idea.

01:46:02.000 I mean, it can help you through a rocky period, but it can't become a mainstay.

01:46:09.000 Definitely not.

01:46:12.000 Great questions, great answers.

01:46:14.000 James is up next.

01:46:16.000 James.

01:46:20.000 Talking about birthright citizenship and immigration.

01:46:23.000 James, you're online?

01:46:26.000 Yo, yo.

01:46:27.000 You hear me?

01:46:28.000 Yo.

01:46:30.000 Hey, so I was listening to your show the other night.

01:46:33.000 You were talking about, I think you were playing that talk show, The British Dude, and you were talking about the birther stuff.

01:46:39.000 Yep.

01:46:41.000 And so the way it works is, so people think it's naturalized citizen.

01:46:49.000 So the misconception comes from you have to be born in the physical United States or a territory to be president, which is not true.

01:46:58.000 One of your parents has to be a U.S. citizen.

01:47:01.000 You can be born in a foreign country.

01:47:04.000 And as long as they do the paperwork through the consulate, you are a naturalized citizen at birth.

01:47:13.000 So like, for instance, my son is born in Germany.

01:47:17.000 But since I'm an American citizen, I went and got his consulate birth abroad.

01:47:22.000 So he had like a U.S. consulate birth certificate, so it's kind of cool looking.

01:47:26.000 It's not like a state.

01:47:29.000 So he was born in a German hospital and everything.

01:47:32.000 But he was born in a U.S. consulate?

01:47:36.000 Isn't that like John McCain, who was born in Panama on an American Army base?

01:47:43.000 Well, that's what I'm saying.

01:47:45.000 All the hubbub about all of it doesn't mean anything because he was born.

01:47:50.000 Yeah, he was born in a foreign country, but his parents are military.

01:47:53.000 But what if you're born like in some random hospital in Panama?

01:47:57.000 That's nothing to do with the military.

01:47:59.000 And your mom is American.

01:48:00.000 It doesn't matter.

01:48:02.000 Then if she does the paperwork, you'll be a natural-born citizen, still, with your consular.

01:48:06.000 Now, the stipulation is, because they were talking about the Obama stuff, was that he had that fake, phony, whatever they say, it's phony Hawaiian birth certificate.

01:48:18.000 But the thing is, if the parents had never, his mom's American, so it wouldn't have mattered.

01:48:26.000 But if she never did the paperwork originally, there would be no proof of it.

01:48:32.000 So I guess they went, she fucked up, she was too lazy to do paperwork.

01:48:35.000 So we can't pursue that angle.

01:48:37.000 We can't pursue the angle of he was born in Kenya, but it doesn't matter because it does matter because she fucked up.

01:48:42.000 So let's scrap that and just go, he was born in Hawaii, so she didn't need to do any paperwork.

01:48:49.000 Yeah, it doesn't count if you never went to the consulate and went through the motions and get the birth certificate.

01:48:56.000 Well, you're racist.

01:48:58.000 Thanks for calling.

01:49:00.000 That's the way it works.

01:49:02.000 If you question Barack Obama's citizenship, whether you're right or wrong, it makes you a racist.

01:49:10.000 We hold these truths to be self-evident.

01:49:12.000 Because he's racist.

01:49:13.000 We hold these truths to be self-evident.

01:49:16.000 All men and women created by, you know, the thing.

01:49:22.000 That's a thing.

01:49:23.000 He gets so excited because he thinks I'm going to nail this.

01:49:25.000 And he goes, there's one thing that's so important.

01:49:29.000 One thing.

01:49:30.000 And it sums up all of our problems.

01:49:34.000 And all we have to do is get together with this one thing.

01:49:37.000 And then someone hits a delete button in his brain and he's like.

01:49:40.000 So I get it.

01:49:42.000 And just everyone just understand that we need to come together and all of the other things are not important.

01:49:52.000 What's important is that we focus.

01:49:55.000 And I'm the vice principal under Brock Deboggin.

01:50:01.000 And I approve this message.

01:50:03.000 Hey, man, come on.

01:50:05.000 Come on, man.

01:50:06.000 What do you whack a movie?

01:50:10.000 Come on, man.

01:50:11.000 Oh, man.

01:50:12.000 Give me a break.

01:50:13.000 The best part of Kyle Dunne's imitation is when he does that smile.

01:50:17.000 Yeah.

01:50:19.000 I saw a clip of Biden, young Biden, talking, and he's just talking, talking, talking.

01:50:23.000 Oh, he's cool.

01:50:24.000 I like him.

01:50:25.000 I know.

01:50:25.000 He's right-wing.

01:50:26.000 I kind of like him.

01:50:27.000 He's like, yeah, we got to fucking throw these motherfuckers in jail, Clean up this country.

01:50:31.000 We got too many assholes roaming the streets.

01:50:35.000 Oh, man.

01:50:36.000 I'm tough but fair.

01:50:37.000 And I've had enough of bullshit.

01:50:40.000 Okay.

01:50:40.000 I like you.

01:50:41.000 I hope you're president one day.

01:50:43.000 Well, that'll be after my brain turns to mashed potatoes.

01:50:46.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, not then.

01:50:48.000 Free mashed potatoes.

01:51:00.000 And it's not going to make any difference my saying this, but it's not because I'm 30 and coming in.

01:51:05.000 I think that the seniority system has many more drawbacks and it has many.

01:51:09.000 Measuring does fuck up a lot.

01:51:11.000 How is he the same age as you?

01:51:13.000 Wait, back then?

01:51:14.000 Yeah.

01:51:16.000 This is Ryan's age.

01:51:17.000 Look at his big-ass lapels and his balding head.

01:51:20.000 I know.

01:51:20.000 It's like he looks so 70s.

01:51:22.000 Get with it, man.

01:51:24.000 What are you in the 70s right now?

01:51:30.000 In my deformative years in the presidency.

01:51:34.000 I know I'll be president one day.

01:51:35.000 I'm just hoping it's when I still have a brain.

01:51:38.000 Vote to eliminate the seniority system.

01:51:40.000 The indications are that you may be 100th in seniority, the last man on the totem poll in the Senate is at the bottom.

01:51:47.000 Senior seniority.

01:51:49.000 Let's not be silly.

01:51:50.000 I get jokes and understand what people are saying.

01:51:54.000 I'm 30.

01:51:55.000 BLM.

01:51:56.000 48 years.

01:51:57.000 I think things will be pretty different, especially after my brain operation.

01:52:02.000 This is BLM calling.

01:52:03.000 Oh.

01:52:05.000 Unless I got that wrong.

01:52:06.000 What's up the topic?

01:52:07.000 Hello?

01:52:08.000 Hello?

01:52:09.000 Hello?

01:52:10.000 Oh, hi.

01:52:11.000 No, I'm definitely, I'm not with BLM, I promise.

01:52:13.000 Oh, no, but I just wanted to say, I just wanted to say that I live in Kentucky, and my daughter is in competitive cheer.

01:52:22.000 And a few weeks ago, we were in downtown Libby at a competition, and these are young kids at this competition, right?

01:52:30.000 So there were BLM protesters outside the convention center telling these young girls, you should do something more with your white privilege than cheer.

01:52:39.000 What's wrong with you?

01:52:40.000 And I was, I was, I've never experienced anything like that before.

01:52:45.000 So, and of course my daughter had questions for me because, you know, they were out there with signs and, you know, obviously they were yelling at obscenities and whatnot.

01:52:53.000 But I guess my question to you is, like, what do you say to your kids whenever they have these questions for you?

01:53:00.000 I mean, what do you tell them?

01:53:01.000 What do you say when they ask, hey, dad, what's BLM?

01:53:04.000 Well, wait a minute.

01:53:04.000 What did you say?

01:53:06.000 I think I saw footage of this.

01:53:09.000 There was footage on.

01:53:11.000 It's 11-year-olds crossing the street, 11-year-old white girls, and they're getting...

01:53:16.000 Yeah, that went viral.

01:53:18.000 Everyone's seen the footage of your daughters and your friends' daughters getting screamed at for the audacity to cheer on a sports team, as we've been doing since, I don't know, the year three?

01:53:34.000 You know what I found?

01:53:37.000 Tucker Carlson had a segment where he broke down exactly how many unarmed black men are killed by police every year.

01:53:45.000 And it wasn't me saying it.

01:53:46.000 And he had all the statistics, and he was like, 2019, there were 12 cases, six cases they were unarmed.

01:53:53.000 No, sorry, 12 cases they were unarmed.

01:53:55.000 Yeah, that's the footage.

01:53:56.000 Six cases they weren't charging at the police with a car or something.

01:54:01.000 So that's six out of 3.2 million transactions or whatever it is every year.

01:54:05.000 He had all the data laid out.

01:54:07.000 And that's terrible.

01:54:08.000 But those cops were on trial and were facing jail time like Justin Volpe, who anally invaded Abner Luima.

01:54:18.000 He's still in prison right now.

01:54:19.000 So I just lay out the facts and give them perspective.

01:54:22.000 And I say, here's what really happened with Breonna Taylor.

01:54:25.000 Here's what really happened with George Floyd.

01:54:27.000 And you ideally have someone else explaining it, like Tucker Carlson.

01:54:30.000 He does his research, and you're not going to make them look dumb if they're wrong.

01:54:34.000 But it's tricky because, you know, if they're 11, you don't want them totally ostracized at school.

01:54:41.000 So you don't want your 11-year-old going, actually, Breonna Taylor was a whore who got fucked by her other drug dealer friends, and she was just, she was running money for them.

01:54:50.000 And George Floyd was a fucking junkie who would chew the fentanyl patches and then spit them out.

01:54:56.000 And he probably OD'd.

01:54:58.000 And the Minneapolis police don't have a problem with you putting your knee on a neck.

01:55:02.000 It's a great way to hold down a perp, especially if he says he can't breathe.

01:55:05.000 It's actually better for him to breathe.

01:55:08.000 That's not going to work.

01:55:09.000 So I would say the way I would pitch it is there's two sides to this story.

01:55:15.000 And their side is that cops are unduly violent and it's led to deaths of these people.

01:55:21.000 And people are really mad about that.

01:55:22.000 Personally, I disagree.

01:55:25.000 And I think this is what happened with Breonna Taylor.

01:55:27.000 This is what happened with George Floyd.

01:55:28.000 This is what happens generally in America.

01:55:30.000 Six unarmed.

01:55:32.000 But that's dad's opinion.

01:55:34.000 And I want you to make your decision for yourself.

01:55:36.000 And then I think I would add, there's no need at your age to start screaming at your teacher about how Black Lives Matter is bullshit and they're domestic terrorists.

01:55:45.000 Even if that's true, let's take some baby steps.

01:55:48.000 I don't want you on the front lines just this yet.

01:55:53.000 Right.

01:55:55.000 Right.

01:55:56.000 That's better than what I had in mind because I had no idea.

01:55:58.000 I just kind of blew it off because, you know, there's such a fine line because, you know, she's almost 11 and I don't want to tell her too much, but I also don't want to get her information elsewhere, you know?

01:56:10.000 I even do this, like, we're Catholics, we're Christian, but I even tell them, like, this is the story.

01:56:14.000 People say that Adam and Eve didn't really exist and it's all a metaphor.

01:56:18.000 And the atheists believe this and this and this.

01:56:20.000 And, you know, we are a Catholic fan.

01:56:22.000 We're Christian.

01:56:22.000 So this is what we believe.

01:56:24.000 But I kind of keep it out there.

01:56:25.000 But, you know, your first instinct is like, I want to fucking jump in your body and then go to your school as you and say, listen, shit for brains.

01:56:35.000 And just start like trashing the school, which would be fun, but it would destroy your child's life and they would probably blow it.

01:56:42.000 So, you know, I don't think you need an 11-year-old braveheart, but she should know their version of events.

01:56:48.000 And she should know that someone she trusts, which is you, thinks that they have the story completely wrong.

01:56:55.000 Completely wrong.

01:56:57.000 And it's frustrating because this is unique.

01:57:00.000 Like Martin Luther King didn't have the story wrong.

01:57:04.000 The Black Panthers didn't have the story wrong.

01:57:08.000 MLK, Malcolm X, all of these freedom riders, like the Vietnam War, the people fighting against the Vietnam War.

01:57:14.000 Everyone had their facts straight up until very recently.

01:57:18.000 Even Occupy Wall Street, it's not my cup of tea, but I understood what they were saying.

01:57:23.000 I think it was naive, but at least the facts were not the opposite of what they were saying.

01:57:28.000 But with Breonna Taylor and George Floyd, the facts are the opposite.

01:57:33.000 And that's unique.

01:57:34.000 That's new.

01:57:35.000 So they're like, it's civil rights.

01:57:36.000 You know, we fought the war in Vietnam.

01:57:38.000 And you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:57:39.000 That was different.

01:57:41.000 You had a semblance of a point then.

01:57:43.000 You don't got shit now, motherfucker.

01:57:47.000 All right.

01:57:48.000 Thanks for coming.

01:57:48.000 All right.

01:57:49.000 I love you guys.

01:57:49.000 Thank you.

01:57:50.000 Whoa.

01:57:52.000 That woman just said she loved me.

01:57:54.000 I don't think she meant it like that.

01:57:55.000 No, I think she did, dude.

01:57:57.000 I'm divorcing my wife.

01:57:59.000 I think it's not that.

01:58:01.000 No, I do.

01:58:01.000 Do you have that number saved?

01:58:03.000 I'm moving to Blank, wherever that is.

01:58:06.000 I don't think it's ethical to I'm worried about my kids now.

01:58:09.000 I'm not going to see them as much.

01:58:11.000 And I'm also worried about her kids.

01:58:12.000 I have new kids.

01:58:12.000 Well, you could just not do that.

01:58:14.000 My kid's a cheerleader now.

01:58:16.000 You like that.

01:58:17.000 No, yeah, you did.

01:58:18.000 Because you did this.

01:58:19.000 Cheerleader now.

01:58:20.000 No, I mean, like, it's crazy.

01:58:22.000 Now I got to get into cheerleading.

01:58:24.000 Pom-poms.

01:58:25.000 I have to go to the pom-pom store with my stepdaughter now.

01:58:29.000 You sound like you're enjoying all of this.

01:58:30.000 Really?

01:58:30.000 Yeah, you don't sound torn up at all.

01:58:33.000 It's just life.

01:58:35.000 Find your freak soldier!

01:58:37.000 It's just life when someone loves you.

01:58:39.000 Nice JPEG of that.

01:58:40.000 Yeah, that's a good JPEG drop.

01:58:44.000 Imagine if it moved, though?

01:58:46.000 What's that from?

01:58:48.000 Terminator.

01:58:50.000 You know what Terminator is in French?

01:58:52.000 Delmineto?

01:58:53.000 Terminetur.

01:58:55.000 Pretty much.

01:58:56.000 I just guessed.

01:58:56.000 I don't know.

01:58:58.000 This is really upsetting.

01:59:00.000 That's an assault gun.

01:59:01.000 Have you ever seen that?

01:59:02.000 No, I've seen it.

01:59:02.000 Yeah, the assault gun.

01:59:04.000 No, no, no.

01:59:04.000 They're fucking screaming.

01:59:06.000 I know you've seen guns.

01:59:07.000 No, no, this I have not seen.

01:59:08.000 Yeah, they're just crossing the street, too.

01:59:10.000 Like, they happen to be staying at that hotel or a convention center or whatever.

01:59:14.000 It's just like.

01:59:15.000 These assholes just need someone to pick on.

01:59:17.000 Fucking.

01:59:18.000 That's really upsetting.

01:59:19.000 It's like the riots in Bristol.

01:59:21.000 They just needed something to riot.

01:59:23.000 Imagine making kids feel scared.

01:59:25.000 Yeah.

01:59:26.000 Like, what the fuck?

01:59:27.000 Well, it's easy prey.

01:59:28.000 If you're a predator and you're weak, that's what you do.

01:59:32.000 That's what coyotes do, right?

01:59:35.000 They find her like six.

01:59:38.000 Black mother burying their babies.

01:59:40.000 That's her bitch.

01:59:43.000 Were blacks even treated this badly?

01:59:45.000 Like little black kids were there?

01:59:47.000 There's black and white photos of like the first day at school after segregation.

01:59:51.000 They're all like...

01:59:53.000 Was that?

01:59:53.000 Did that actually happen?

01:59:55.000 Yeah, right.

01:59:56.000 Okay, so it was the...

01:59:57.000 You're familiar with American history?

01:59:59.000 But was it that bad?

02:00:00.000 Like, they were yelling at children, black children?

02:00:02.000 Yes.

02:00:03.000 Black girl, I think it was one in particular, I forget her name, but she was the first, and they were all like, you don't belong here.

02:00:08.000 Oh, that's terrible.

02:00:08.000 So these black and white pictures are like.

02:00:10.000 Well, that's obviously the worst.

02:00:12.000 But replicating that.

02:00:12.000 Yeah, no one's supporting that.

02:00:15.000 Replicating that behavior is a very important thing.

02:00:16.000 You know when you're ever going to see a black and white photo of that.

02:00:18.000 Of the cheerleaders like...

02:00:20.000 With someone like, ha ha.

02:00:23.000 They're mid-stride.

02:00:27.000 Pom-pom and left hand for sure.

02:00:28.000 Yeah, but you know.

02:00:31.000 So much of this is just revenge, too.

02:00:33.000 That's not cool.

02:00:34.000 What makes you a fag?

02:00:35.000 The vaccine makes you a fag.

02:00:37.000 It's vaccination day.

02:00:39.000 It's vaccination day.

02:00:41.000 It's vaccination day.

02:00:43.000 Appointments are open.

02:00:44.000 I'm group four.

02:00:46.000 I don't have to stay here anymore.

02:00:48.000 I'm sick of eating.

02:00:49.000 Take out on these plates.

02:00:53.000 The time endors got me.

02:01:00.000 You're gay.

02:01:03.000 Wow.

02:01:05.000 There's the teen girl on the telephone on the wired telephone post.

02:01:08.000 Gay.

02:01:11.000 Totally straight.

02:01:13.000 Nice.

02:01:13.000 Those kind of vans, high-top vans on an adult?

02:01:16.000 Yeah, I think they're MTEs too.

02:01:18.000 Gay.

02:01:18.000 Weatherproof one.

02:01:20.000 Weatherproof high-top vans?

02:01:23.000 Unacceptable over the age of...

02:01:25.000 I'm going to go as low as 22.

02:01:27.000 He's got wacky bombas on.

02:01:29.000 Socks.

02:01:32.000 Totally straight, you mean?

02:01:35.000 Gay.

02:01:39.000 Oh, it's more Disney.

02:01:41.000 Faggots, sir.

02:01:43.000 I now recognize the song.

02:01:44.000 There's his wife, who hasn't had her pussy touched since her son was born.

02:01:50.000 And that was her son touching it with his head on the way out.

02:01:56.000 He's on the way out, too, of the closet.

02:02:02.000 Love you.

02:02:05.000 I think I know these people.

02:02:14.000 Game Boy.

02:02:17.000 But buddies.

02:02:22.000 Why do you love musicals so much, Daddy?

02:02:24.000 Guys, I'm really proud of you in quarantine.

02:02:26.000 Kids, you worked really hard.

02:02:27.000 And honey, I think our relationship's gotten a lot tighter now that we've been in a closer space.

02:02:30.000 I gotta get a replacement.

02:02:30.000 I gotta go meet my boyfriend.

02:02:33.000 It is the same because at least I'm free.

02:02:36.000 But then I'm going to an indoor place.

02:02:40.000 I'll be that guy who shows the bar.

02:02:43.000 My friend.

02:02:43.000 Look how gay the bar is, too.

02:02:45.000 He doesn't want to go to a dodge.

02:02:46.000 What the hell?

02:02:46.000 He wants to go to a place with like watermelon shots.

02:02:50.000 You know, a bar that has some sort of genital pun like Cox.

02:02:58.000 We have the pineapple.

02:02:59.000 He's pretending he can't do cartwheels well, even though he practices them with Todd every Thursday.

02:03:05.000 That's his sugar daddy.

02:03:16.000 Even though the vaccine is magic.

02:03:18.000 My fear of your death is not gone.

02:03:21.000 My fear of your death was just born.

02:03:27.000 They did the Christmas jammy.

02:03:28.000 Opie and Anthony made fun of this.

02:03:31.000 It's the whole in my Christmas jammies.

02:03:40.000 Can't take it.

02:03:41.000 Can't take it.

02:03:42.000 Can't take it.

02:03:42.000 Let's do one more call and wrap it up.

02:03:44.000 Blah blah.

02:03:45.000 Bah for the first time in forever.

02:03:52.000 That was so gay.

02:03:53.000 I could clean my palms.

02:03:54.000 I think I watched yes day and that video and Katie Paris and her husband all in one day.

02:04:01.000 I need to wash my insides.

02:04:04.000 How are you doing, Gavin?

02:04:05.000 Unzip myself, turn myself inside out and have a hot shower with a scrub brush.

02:04:10.000 My soul is dirty.

02:04:13.000 Just gonna send it.

02:04:16.000 All right, go ahead.

02:04:18.000 GPS, want to talk about Fox News, House Chicks.

02:04:21.000 Hap chicks.

02:04:24.000 Man, you have been an idol to me for a long time.

02:04:28.000 And a friend of mine that lives in New York that knows you told me he has seen you with his pants off.

02:04:35.000 And he said you are hung like a skin tag.

02:04:38.000 Wait, he's seen me with his pants off?

02:04:41.000 Were we together?

02:04:42.000 Why did I see him with his pants off?

02:04:47.000 I guess it was a gym or something.

02:04:49.000 I mean, he's in the cartoon or the, what do you call it there, the anime or whatever business.

02:04:54.000 But he said, you said he's seen you with his pants off.

02:04:59.000 He's seen you with your pants off.

02:05:01.000 No, they didn't say that, though.

02:05:02.000 You said he's seen you with his pants off.

02:05:05.000 So it implies that he was nude trying to look at me.

02:05:09.000 So you blew it.

02:05:10.000 You blew it, my friend.

02:05:12.000 You got to be grammatically correct when you come in on the attack.

02:05:16.000 You got to have all your ducks in a row.

02:05:18.000 Anyway, I'm sorry.

02:05:19.000 Thanks, Mr. Paul.

02:05:20.000 Good work.

02:05:22.000 He does love you, though.

02:05:23.000 Get fired.

02:05:23.000 Get in trouble.

02:05:24.000 Be brave.

02:05:26.000 And never stop fighting.

02:05:37.000 I wouldn't miss the dark.

02:05:41.000 I wouldn't say I don't.

02:05:44.000 I wouldn't try that night, but don't be dumb.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 25, 2021

GOML LIVE #91 - YES DAY

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