Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #96

00:00:09.000 Dr. Fauci get off my lawn with Kevin McInnis.

00:00:19.000 We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant.

00:00:23.000 We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant.

00:00:27.000 Fauci.

00:00:29.000 Yes.

00:00:30.000 Promise us, please.

00:00:32.000 Promise us please.

00:00:35.000 Nice repertoire.

00:00:37.000 Hey, I'm going to do a cover song about Dr. Fauci.

00:00:40.000 What's my wheelhouse?

00:00:42.000 Well, I like the Sandman song from the fucking 40s.

00:00:47.000 That's in my wheelhouse.

00:00:50.000 You got to be careful when you're making fun of people like that, though.

00:00:52.000 And I was telling my daughter this.

00:00:54.000 I go, take a step back before you call someone a retard.

00:00:58.000 They might be retarded.

00:01:01.000 And then it's not funny anymore.

00:01:05.000 Like faggot.

00:01:08.000 Sometimes someone's acting like a faggot and you call them a faggot and then you find out they're gay and you go, oh no, not that.

00:01:13.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:01:16.000 Like you go, you suck each other's dicks?

00:01:18.000 That's so gay.

00:01:19.000 But you don't mean homosexual.

00:01:21.000 You mean lame.

00:01:22.000 Right.

00:01:23.000 But so I'm not going to make fun of this guy too much, but let's have a look at him.

00:01:26.000 He's kind of going viral.

00:01:34.000 We'll wear our spectrum.

00:01:35.000 And we'll have to stay distant.

00:01:38.000 We'll wash our hands and we'll be more raised.

00:01:41.000 Like I saw a bunch of people going, this is what it's like when there's no dads in the world.

00:01:44.000 No, this is what it's like when women take fertility drugs and have a baby at 52.

00:01:55.000 Dare.

00:01:56.000 Now, not to be confused by this gay song that I think we can make fun of.

00:02:02.000 Number 12.

00:02:03.000 I don't think this guy's on the spectrum.

00:02:04.000 I think he's literally gay.

00:02:06.000 But his...

00:02:07.000 This is both gay.

00:02:09.000 I think this is gay in every sense of the word.

00:02:18.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:02:19.000 What came first, the chicken or the fag?

00:02:23.000 I don't understand.

00:02:24.000 Is this like the go-to song for parodies?

00:02:26.000 Or does this guy, did he like the other guys so much that he's doing his own?

00:02:31.000 Or did someone say, hey, do a Fauci song that's to the tune of Mr. Sandman?

00:02:38.000 Anyway, keep going.

00:02:44.000 Mr. Biden.

00:02:53.000 Show me the trick to how I might burn.

00:03:03.000 Give me a pole.

00:03:06.000 Well, I bet he'd like a phobe.

00:03:07.000 I hope he's gay, don't you?

00:03:09.000 Yeah, if he's not gay, that's scary.

00:03:11.000 I thought it was a fun song.

00:03:12.000 You didn't like it?

00:03:13.000 Then he's a homophobe.

00:03:16.000 If he's not gay, he's a hophobe.

00:03:17.000 Gay.

00:03:18.000 Fuck that.

00:03:20.000 I'm making a homophobic intro to today's show.

00:03:23.000 I hope if you're new to the show, you don't think this is what we talk about.

00:03:25.000 We're actually gay ourselves.

00:03:27.000 Yes.

00:03:28.000 So we're talking like when black people use the n-word.

00:03:30.000 This is like our vernacular in the scene, in the gay scene.

00:03:34.000 We're old gay, though.

00:03:35.000 Not this new scene.

00:03:36.000 This is one of the rare times we're not making out.

00:03:38.000 Yep.

00:03:43.000 Notes from the ad guy.

00:03:44.000 Please read on air.

00:03:45.000 Okay.

00:03:46.000 We're going to read this on air.

00:03:47.000 Ready?

00:03:48.000 We're giving away 10 pounds of Wagyu ground beef to callers one and two each.

00:03:53.000 I'll be sending you and Ryan.

00:03:54.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:03:55.000 He said to please read this on the air, but then he used his own first person and said you and Ryan, meaning me.

00:04:04.000 I'll be sending Gavin and Ryan a couple of pounds this week from the Bubster.

00:04:12.000 That's fantastic.

00:04:12.000 So remember that we're likely to forget.

00:04:14.000 So if you were caller one or two today, make sure you say, hey, I'm caller one or two today.

00:04:21.000 But let's get to Tactical Walls.

00:04:23.000 Thank you guys, the audience that is, for interacting with Tactical Walls and Tactical Tim and his team.

00:04:28.000 Tactical Tim and the Tactical Team will customize anything you want to keep the family safe.

00:04:33.000 Please show the customized merchandise Tim has sent, he asks.

00:04:38.000 Well, we have this.

00:04:39.000 But my shelf, which is, Ryan made a fun little gift thing.

00:04:45.000 It's actually at the new studio.

00:04:47.000 We were wondering, we got a lot done today.

00:04:49.000 Yes.

00:04:51.000 There's three or four sets.

00:04:53.000 There's a green room.

00:04:54.000 There's the bar where I'm going to interview just tradespeople and war vets and stuff that are not famous so they don't get the fancy set because they're less than celebrities.

00:05:04.000 Then there'll be the celebrities sit-down area.

00:05:06.000 Everything looks kind of like a space thing.

00:05:08.000 It's all white.

00:05:09.000 And then there'll be this room that will be much fancier with TVs behind me.

00:05:12.000 Now, I've done that before and they tend to glare, so we'll see if that works.

00:05:17.000 It worked at CR-TV.

00:05:19.000 Right.

00:05:19.000 That's true.

00:05:20.000 But there was some space.

00:05:22.000 Maybe you could sort of move that.

00:05:24.000 I don't know.

00:05:24.000 Who cares?

00:05:25.000 We won't bore you with the details.

00:05:27.000 But my fancy shelf that Tactical Walls made me will be there.

00:05:32.000 And that's the thing where I move a guy and then booze comes out.

00:05:35.000 I just gave away my secret safe, which is not good.

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00:06:00.000 Even if you need to hide your wife, hide your kids, adds our copy guy.

00:06:06.000 And then he adds, because someone's trying to cash you outside, how about that?

00:06:09.000 So you'll notice the references with our copy guy, even though he's about 20 years younger than me or more, are at least 20 years old.

00:06:19.000 The team in Tactical Walls will help keep your family safe.

00:06:21.000 TacticalWalls.com promo code Gavin.

00:06:24.000 I'm Gavin McKinnis.

00:06:25.000 Question mark is just randomly thrown in.

00:06:28.000 Dude, I think you should just tell me generally what to say and stop writing this copy.

00:06:32.000 It's getting embarrassing.

00:06:34.000 TacticalWalls.com.

00:06:35.000 You've just now, like this week, figured out you don't have to write www.tacticalwalls.com, promo code Gavin.

00:06:44.000 Thank God.

00:06:45.000 Wait, no, hold on a second.

00:06:46.000 Now it's Gavin?

00:06:47.000 Because look at the graphic.

00:06:49.000 Look at Gavin 15.

00:06:51.000 It was.

00:06:52.000 Well, the good news is they all work.

00:06:53.000 They do.

00:06:54.000 Okay, good.

00:06:54.000 Yes.

00:06:55.000 I believe Gav works too.

00:06:56.000 Ooh.

00:06:58.000 So, Tactical Walls thought of that.

00:07:00.000 Tactical Walls also made us this wonderful trophy.

00:07:06.000 Oh, shit.

00:07:08.000 What part was that?

00:07:09.000 The six-pack that my dad was touching and he broke.

00:07:13.000 The six-pack came off?

00:07:15.000 Oh, fuck.

00:07:16.000 Thanks, Dad.

00:07:18.000 Oh, no.

00:07:18.000 I miss him already.

00:07:20.000 Actually, I did miss him, and now I don't miss him anymore.

00:07:23.000 That quick.

00:07:24.000 That's how quick it is.

00:07:25.000 So, you know the way this show goes, folks.

00:07:28.000 We take calls.

00:07:29.000 We shoot the shit first.

00:07:31.000 This initial part is free as an audio podcast.

00:07:36.000 And then the rest is behind the Pizz wall.

00:07:39.000 I'll be drinking Pepsi here because I'm trying to stay healthy.

00:07:46.000 My night terrors last night were so late.

00:07:48.000 It was 5 a.m.

00:07:49.000 And I thought, that's like six hours sleep.

00:07:52.000 I might as well just get up.

00:07:54.000 And it's weird because usually night terrors are an hour of fear and nightmares and anxiety.

00:08:00.000 And then you fall back asleep and you wake up feeling great.

00:08:02.000 But when you just get up, then you sort of deal with the terrors live.

00:08:09.000 And you go, these are gay.

00:08:12.000 Okay, I got to stop it with the homosexuality of this.

00:08:15.000 You go, these are stupid.

00:08:16.000 I'm done.

00:08:17.000 And you just figure them out.

00:08:19.000 That's one thing I wanted to talk about with anxiety and booze and stuff.

00:08:24.000 Anxiety is like a debt.

00:08:26.000 There's a reason you're freaking out.

00:08:29.000 And it's because you have problems you need to solve.

00:08:33.000 So you can drink it away.

00:08:35.000 You can Xanax it away.

00:08:36.000 You can postpone it, but it'll just come back twice as bad tomorrow.

00:08:40.000 Now, I understand sometimes you want to drink it away.

00:08:44.000 Like when Eric Bowling's son died, I heard he drank every night with him and him and his wife who got shit-faced every night.

00:08:49.000 Totally understand that.

00:08:50.000 That's not something you're going to solve anytime soon.

00:08:54.000 But I say you can do both.

00:08:56.000 Chip away at your worries for as long as you can in the day.

00:09:00.000 And then if it's getting like 9 o'clock, 8 o'clock, for me, it's much earlier.

00:09:06.000 Then you can start having a drink.

00:09:08.000 So at least you've chipped away at it.

00:09:10.000 Like, for example, this isn't, I didn't have anxiety about this, but I fucking hate the paperwork you need for passports.

00:09:16.000 My kids are American, Canadian, British citizens, and I have to keep all their passports current.

00:09:21.000 So what I do is, I know it's a boring job.

00:09:24.000 I got to get their birth certificates due to do.

00:09:26.000 Instead of saying, today I'm handling the passport problem.

00:09:29.000 No, I allot an hour a day or so when I have to do that.

00:09:35.000 And then I work on it for an hour.

00:09:37.000 And then I say, fuck this.

00:09:39.000 This is boring and stop.

00:09:40.000 Same with the studio.

00:09:42.000 I just started chipping away at it instead of saying, I have to finish the studio today.

00:09:47.000 And then another good thing about that is you start gaining momentum and then you start just finishing it on your own anyway.

00:09:53.000 It's not such a chore.

00:09:56.000 Just gonna send it.

00:09:59.000 So that's my piece of advice for today's show.

00:10:02.000 Get out of the all or nothing and get into the chip away.

00:10:08.000 The reading thing really helped me read.

00:10:10.000 Your reading tip of like, you don't have to reread the page if you zoned out.

00:10:14.000 Yeah, great.

00:10:15.000 It's great.

00:10:16.000 It's just a record.

00:10:17.000 Like if you put on a record, you can zone out.

00:10:19.000 Now, I like to read books like Heather McDonald's The War on Cops, and it's a shame if you were to miss even one page of that book.

00:10:26.000 But okay, pick it up later.

00:10:29.000 Read it twice.

00:10:31.000 Mill around.

00:10:35.000 All right, so let's get back to that guy singing the Fauci song.

00:10:41.000 Because I want to talk about COVID for a second here.

00:10:47.000 Is it over?

00:10:49.000 I noticed at the gym, people...

00:10:51.000 No, finish the song.

00:10:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:54.000 I noticed people at the gym being a lot less stringent about it.

00:10:58.000 I had a pizza today, and the guy making the pizza stopped to tell me to put my mask on.

00:11:03.000 So that was boring.

00:11:05.000 But I kind of feel like the vibe is it's over.

00:11:08.000 Here in New York, they said everything is going to be perfectly normal on July 1st.

00:11:12.000 But that was de Blasio saying that, not Cuomo.

00:11:14.000 Can de Blasio violate state law?

00:11:17.000 We don't know.

00:11:18.000 And now we're open till 12, May 31st.

00:11:23.000 Oh, no, you can stay out late past 12 now, an outdoor seating, which I'm sure the neighbors love.

00:11:30.000 And then by May 31st, I think, we're going to be fully...

00:11:34.000 I'm boring myself talking about this.

00:11:36.000 But it's more about the vibe.

00:11:39.000 And that's a trippy thing to quantify.

00:11:42.000 But I just feel in my tits that people are over it.

00:11:48.000 And the Karens, they weren't really worried about COVID.

00:11:50.000 They just liked finally having some power and being able to enforce rules.

00:11:53.000 And I feel like they're kind of losing their power and are less likely to enforce the rules.

00:11:59.000 Like, can you imagine someone coming up to you in New York City and saying, put your mask on?

00:12:03.000 No.

00:12:04.000 That's one of the good things about de Blasio wrecking the city.

00:12:06.000 There's so many junkies everywhere shooting up heroin that you doing something as irrelevant as not wearing a mask.

00:12:17.000 Not a thing.

00:12:22.000 Can we see this song?

00:12:24.000 It's beautiful.

00:12:28.000 No, you got to jump in for two.

00:12:31.000 Please bring me jay.

00:12:32.000 They call you sleepy, but you're pretty woke.

00:12:37.000 I'm so tired of quarantine.

00:12:42.000 So do gays like him?

00:12:45.000 Like, is he not annoying in gay land?

00:12:47.000 Is there a gay dude going, oh my god, I'd love to make out with that guy?

00:12:53.000 No, he seems to suck.

00:12:55.000 Well, that's a.

00:13:18.000 He's got like a real vacant look in his eyes.

00:13:21.000 I think that's what he's going for.

00:13:22.000 Right.

00:13:23.000 Maybe that sex scene's too good.

00:13:26.000 Too constant.

00:13:28.000 Every shot is showing full eyeball.

00:13:31.000 That's the shtick, Brian, you dunce.

00:13:36.000 Who is that guy?

00:13:39.000 I know you don't know.

00:13:47.000 Just briefly here, we just found the people who were behind debunking the whole Wuhan myth were working for Wuhan.

00:13:55.000 1-3.

00:13:56.000 That's the funny thing about people just, especially lefties, if it fits the narrative, they take China's dictums as fact.

00:14:05.000 So they went, China's handling it so well.

00:14:08.000 They're doing a great job.

00:14:09.000 Yeah, no, they said they are.

00:14:11.000 Oh, China has a lot less people per capita in prison than we do.

00:14:14.000 And we can prove it.

00:14:15.000 No, you can't, A. And B, they kill their bad guys.

00:14:20.000 They murdered them.

00:14:22.000 It's a fucking shithole full of lies.

00:14:25.000 And flies, for that matter.

00:14:28.000 But yeah, the scientists debunking the Wuhan lab leak theory admit being collaborators and honorees of the Chinese Communist Party.

00:14:35.000 Now, the reason I bring that up, of course, is because we're just hearing about Biden.

00:14:38.000 And we got to start doing all new shirts.

00:14:44.000 He just did a speech this weekend.

00:14:45.000 And I thought, should we live stream this?

00:14:49.000 But then I thought, like, is that good entertainment?

00:14:51.000 I don't think it is.

00:14:53.000 Because he'd just be sitting there doing a speech.

00:14:55.000 So you're watching a shitty speech.

00:14:56.000 I can't really interrupt him, right?

00:14:58.000 Because you're going to miss out on the bloopers I'm about to show you.

00:15:02.000 So you'd just be watching me in the corner of the screen going.

00:15:07.000 I don't think, unless it's War of the Worlds, I don't think we're a live kind of a network.

00:15:11.000 I'd rather just let the thing pass.

00:15:14.000 And when I say live, I mean like live stream an event.

00:15:18.000 Let the thing pass and then show you the funny bits.

00:15:22.000 That seems higher quality.

00:15:23.000 Isn't that your job as an artist to go out and do the dirty work and then come back to the busy person and go, here's the highlights?

00:15:31.000 Yeah.

00:15:32.000 I think that's my job.

00:15:34.000 Anyway, here's a shirt.

00:15:36.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:15:36.000 Should we do, we got to do the My Pet Biden bumper.

00:15:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:40.000 Biden.

00:15:45.000 Biden.

00:15:47.000 President.

00:15:48.000 He's big and loose.

00:15:49.000 Sleepy.

00:15:50.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:15:53.000 My pet.

00:15:54.000 Biden.

00:15:54.000 Wait, what?

00:15:54.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:16:02.000 We don't have to build back better.

00:16:04.000 We have to build back better.

00:16:06.000 There's a t-shirt right there.

00:16:08.000 Let's do it.

00:16:10.000 Click away.

00:16:12.000 Rygae.

00:16:13.000 Okay.

00:16:14.000 Sorry, 2-0.

00:16:16.000 You had it up on the screen, so I figured you had it.

00:16:20.000 Hello?

00:16:21.000 Moving forward, but we can't stop now.

00:16:26.000 We're in competition with China and other countries to win the 21st century.

00:16:31.000 We're at a great inflection point in history.

00:16:35.000 We have to do more than just build back better.

00:16:38.000 We have to build back better.

00:16:40.000 Oh, I finally get what happened there.

00:16:42.000 More strenuously thank you.

00:16:43.000 We accidentally said better the first time.

00:16:45.000 So then he corrected himself.

00:16:46.000 So we have to do better than to build back better.

00:16:48.000 Yeah.

00:16:49.000 Build back?

00:16:50.000 Got to build back better.

00:16:52.000 That's all, folks.

00:16:53.000 See, that's the problem with when he makes a typo.

00:16:55.000 He thinks if he glances over it quickly and corrects it fast, then it's clear.

00:16:59.000 But no, dude.

00:17:00.000 If what you should have done is said, we have to do more than just build back better.

00:17:03.000 I'm sorry.

00:17:04.000 We have to do better than just build back.

00:17:07.000 11,000.

00:17:08.000 We have to build back better.

00:17:10.000 Now, that was a shit show, what you just heard, but at least it's clear.

00:17:15.000 When you just skim over it fast, we hear, we have to do more than just build back better.

00:17:19.000 We have to build back better.

00:17:20.000 And you sound like a tard.

00:17:23.000 He's right on the edge of, can we make fun of him or not?

00:17:27.000 We're in competition with children.

00:17:28.000 Like, is this mean?

00:17:30.000 Yeah, kind of.

00:17:31.000 We go to an old folks' home and we're like, haha, she fell asleep while she was eating soup.

00:17:35.000 Stupid old bitch.

00:17:38.000 You are the leader of the free world, though.

00:17:41.000 So it's kind of open.

00:17:43.000 Different set of rules.

00:17:46.000 I like this one.

00:17:47.000 I've been trying to figure this out for a while.

00:17:50.000 Americans shouldn't have to choose between a job and a paycheck?

00:17:53.000 What?

00:17:56.000 What are you doing?

00:17:57.000 Promoting yourself, I suppose.

00:17:58.000 There we go.

00:18:00.000 No one should have to choose between a job and a paycheck.

00:18:04.000 No one should have to choose between.

00:18:07.000 Let's put on our thinking.

00:18:09.000 No one should have to choose between a job and a paycheck.

00:18:13.000 So here's the deal, sir.

00:18:15.000 I'm giving you an offer.

00:18:17.000 $50,000 a year, you don't do anything.

00:18:21.000 Or you have a job, but you don't get paid.

00:18:26.000 That seems like a pretty easy choice.

00:18:27.000 Yeah, but no, you shouldn't have to choose.

00:18:29.000 Well, I want to choose.

00:18:30.000 No, that's fucked up.

00:18:31.000 I would choose the first one.

00:18:33.000 Can we please choose between a job and a paycheck?

00:18:36.000 Do you know who would pick the first one?

00:18:38.000 Who?

00:18:39.000 Everybody.

00:18:40.000 What the fuck is he talking about?

00:18:45.000 Wait, this is perfect.

00:18:46.000 No, he's meant to destroy the brains of critical thinking people.

00:18:50.000 He's good.

00:18:52.000 He's like a pandemic, but instead of giving you COVID, he gives you some sort of brain farts where you just can't figure out what the fuck's happening.

00:19:00.000 Does he mean like no one should have to choose between a job with no paycheck, a job with a shitty paycheck and then no job at all?

00:19:08.000 Yeah.

00:19:09.000 Is that what he means?

00:19:10.000 Choose between a job and a paycheck.

00:19:17.000 That's one of the few times I've been unable to understand.

00:19:21.000 Did anyone in the retweets say anything?

00:19:25.000 If you unpack it, it sounds like the Zoomer concept of socialism in which everybody is entitled to a billion dollars for doing a job anyone could do that no one wanted to pay them for that I think that's giving it way too much credit yeah yeah so I don't think even socialism says you get a paycheck for nothing.

00:19:41.000 It says you get a paycheck for less than, you know, a capitalist design.

00:19:46.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

00:19:48.000 22.

00:19:50.000 See, if we had watched the whole thing live stream, we'd be sorting through literally hours of content to find these three little nuggets, these three diamonds in a mountain of rocks.

00:20:05.000 But there ain't no coupe devil lying at the bottom of a cracker jack box.

00:20:12.000 That guy died, by the way.

00:20:14.000 Jim Steinman, the guy who wrote Better to Hell.

00:20:16.000 Peace.

00:20:17.000 I'm going to hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black fat on bike.

00:20:23.000 The one thing that was great that we did live and, you know, the debates between Kamala and Pence with the fly moment.

00:20:31.000 That's a moment that you can't.

00:20:32.000 Oh, good point.

00:20:34.000 But, you know, there's no fly moments with this, Nick.

00:20:37.000 Good point.

00:20:37.000 That was pretty cool.

00:20:39.000 Yeah, maybe we should try it.

00:20:41.000 Do you know what Bad of the Hell is about?

00:20:43.000 No.

00:20:45.000 So he's in love with this girl, but nothing really grows in this rock and roll hole.

00:20:50.000 And everything is started at a loss.

00:20:53.000 Whoa.

00:20:54.000 Dude, what the fuck?

00:20:55.000 What does he imagine?

00:20:55.000 Actually, he's a little bigger than Michael Moore.

00:20:58.000 You look like one of those stupid Batman comics that adults read.

00:21:08.000 He's called Dr. Exno or something.

00:21:11.000 He looks like a Thunderdome, dude.

00:21:14.000 Yeah, it looks like the guy you get into Barter Town with.

00:21:18.000 Actually, though, that guy looked way cooler and healthier.

00:21:21.000 Wait, wait, this guy, though.

00:21:24.000 No, I wasn't talking about him.

00:21:26.000 In Road Warrior, to get into Barter Town, there's the bald guy.

00:21:31.000 I think Mad Max gave him a bunch of drinking water.

00:21:34.000 Oh, I see.

00:21:35.000 But then he scanned it and it was radioactive.

00:21:37.000 Max, you fucker.

00:21:41.000 Look at Road Warrior, Barter Town, Gatekeeper.

00:21:46.000 Pigkiller.

00:21:46.000 Not Pigkiller.

00:21:47.000 Don't say Pigkiller.

00:21:49.000 So, Barter Town...

00:21:50.000 What?

00:21:51.000 Gatekeeper?

00:21:52.000 Gatekeeper?

00:21:55.000 Admissions guy?

00:21:56.000 Bouncer?

00:21:58.000 Boss?

00:21:59.000 No, he doesn't run Barter Town.

00:22:03.000 Mad Max.

00:22:04.000 Alright, fuck it.

00:22:06.000 Why did I hope you could do something?

00:22:10.000 So Meatloaf says I'm leaving.

00:22:14.000 He's going to hit the highway like a battering ram, and he leaves.

00:22:17.000 And she's really hurt that her boyfriend's leaving for her, but sorry, this town sucks.

00:22:23.000 So he didn't see the sign to turn until it was way too late.

00:22:28.000 And he dies.

00:22:30.000 He's at the foot of a burning bike.

00:22:33.000 But then, just like a sinner before the gates of heaven, I'll come crawling on back to you.

00:22:39.000 His ghost rises up from the wreckage.

00:22:44.000 And then, I assume, like a wiggly kind of a sperm thing, he goes flying on back.

00:22:51.000 How do ghosts move?

00:22:54.000 How do ghosts move?

00:22:56.000 Do you know their little tails?

00:22:57.000 Do they have tails?

00:22:58.000 Are they fish?

00:22:59.000 Is it like a fish thing?

00:23:02.000 Or do they just shadow and go?

00:23:05.000 Do they kick their legs at all?

00:23:07.000 Do they fly?

00:23:09.000 I think it's more dragon.

00:23:10.000 Or just sort of like wisp like a windy thing.

00:23:14.000 If there's any ghosts watching tonight, call in and we want to know how you move.

00:23:18.000 Don't go.

00:23:18.000 Get the physics of it.

00:23:21.000 The autocompletes are, how do ghosts act?

00:23:24.000 How do ghosts fly?

00:23:25.000 How do ghosts form?

00:23:27.000 How do ghosts form?

00:23:28.000 Well, ectoplasm surrounds the soul.

00:23:36.000 Yeah, so let's go back to this.

00:23:39.000 2-2.

00:23:40.000 Now, you're going to understand what he's saying because we're all learning this strange Vulcan language he speaks.

00:23:46.000 But pretend this was written down and you were a high school teacher and you had to grade it as in an ESL class.

00:23:54.000 Maybe turn off Batter to Hell at some point.

00:23:57.000 You can see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes we've seen over the past year, this past year and for too long.

00:24:05.000 I urge the House to do the same in some legislation.

00:24:08.000 So you know what he's doing, right?

00:24:10.000 His eyes suck, as all old people's eyes do.

00:24:12.000 I'm wearing glasses.

00:24:14.000 So the type is huge.

00:24:17.000 And so sentences are chopped into pieces.

00:24:21.000 So he's reading them as though they're independent sentences.

00:24:24.000 Like, I hate Ryan.

00:24:29.000 Bad attitude.

00:24:30.000 Yeah.

00:24:32.000 But go back to the beginning.

00:24:37.000 You could see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes.

00:24:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:41.000 So he said the viciousness of the hate crimes.

00:24:45.000 So he thought he was done with the viciousness of the hate crimes.

00:24:50.000 You could see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes.

00:24:54.000 Oh, no.

00:24:55.000 See, what you do there, if you had a brain, you'd be like the hate and the hate crimes.

00:24:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:59.000 You fucking roll with it.

00:25:00.000 Look ahead or maybe have read this once in your life.

00:25:03.000 Remember when Pelosi ripped up Trump's speech after he did it?

00:25:06.000 Did he rip up his speech before he did it?

00:25:09.000 By the way, this is how I like my bitches sitting way behind me with their mouths shut.

00:25:14.000 Yeah.

00:25:15.000 Some of the hate crimes we've seen over the past year, this past year.

00:25:20.000 And with dead goat eyes.

00:25:23.000 We've seen over the past year, this past year, and for too long.

00:25:27.000 I urge the House to do the same and send the legislation to my desk, which I will gladly, anxiously sign.

00:25:34.000 I also hope Congress will get to my desk the Equality Act.

00:25:38.000 What's the desk?

00:25:38.000 LGBTQ Americans.

00:25:42.000 We better get them to the desk.

00:25:48.000 Once you know your president has your back.

00:25:51.000 Another thing.

00:25:52.000 Let's authorize the Violence Against Women Act, which has been law for 27 years.

00:25:59.000 Let's Authorize the Violence Against Women Act that's been law?

00:26:02.000 How do you have to authorize it if it's already been law?

00:26:06.000 Let's authorize the No Murder Act that's been law since the beginning of time.

00:26:11.000 And the No Flying Act, where human beings cannot take off into space.

00:26:16.000 He just turns Lily Morse into Mitch Edward.

00:26:18.000 I need to authorize the No Fly Act.

00:26:21.000 There is hate.

00:26:23.000 Human crime.

00:26:24.000 Hate for free in the sky.

00:26:27.000 27 years ago I wrote it.

00:26:29.000 Rottened it.

00:26:31.000 27 years ago I wrote it.

00:26:34.000 Rote it.

00:26:34.000 That was cute.

00:26:35.000 You wrote it all the way to the White House.

00:26:37.000 What the fuck's on her face?

00:26:38.000 Good Trevor?

00:26:41.000 God Trayvon?

00:26:44.000 Gold Trouble.

00:26:45.000 Gold trousers.

00:26:46.000 Gold trousers.

00:26:47.000 Yeah.

00:26:47.000 Gold trouble.

00:26:49.000 That's my goal.

00:26:50.000 Good trouble.

00:26:51.000 Good.

00:26:51.000 Oh, good trouble.

00:26:52.000 Is it good trouble?

00:26:53.000 Yeah, I bet it's good trouble.

00:26:55.000 They love that.

00:26:55.000 If not, that's...

00:26:56.000 I'm a bad girl.

00:26:58.000 I'm getting into trouble, but it's good trouble.

00:27:00.000 I like to fuck shit up once in a while.

00:27:03.000 That's why I wear a slave trader's scarf.

00:27:11.000 27 years ago, I wrote it.

00:27:15.000 It'll close the act that has to be authorized.

00:27:18.000 Now it will close the boyfriend loophole to keep guns out of the hands of abusers.

00:27:25.000 Is that back at the beginning?

00:27:27.000 Oh, you see how that's probably the reason why it didn't sneak its way into being law.

00:27:33.000 If they're holding up on it, they don't want women to be beat up.

00:27:36.000 They're like, well, this is a way for you to take guys' guns away.

00:27:39.000 And so we're not just going to let you do that.

00:27:42.000 This is a Second Amendment attack that they snuck into this thing.

00:27:46.000 That's why it's been sitting, you know.

00:27:48.000 But he said it's been law for 27 years.

00:27:52.000 Do we have laws that are not that are just sitting there?

00:27:54.000 That's not laws?

00:27:55.000 That's not what a law is, as far as I'm concerned.

00:27:58.000 It's a proposal.

00:27:59.000 It's a bill, whatever.

00:28:00.000 Anyway, so you're watching this clown and you go, does anybody like him?

00:28:08.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:28:10.000 And it's hard to gauge because social media is controlled by assholes.

00:28:14.000 But Twitter, if you look at Twitter, you know, trending, you'll see that Joe Biden is doing incredibly well.

00:28:20.000 But if you start sniffing around, say, YouTube and you look at downvotes, dislikes, you see that he's disliked to the tune of about 100% more than the people who like him.

00:28:32.000 Now, I heard that YouTube had capped the dislikes at 12K.

00:28:36.000 So they're still working on that.

00:28:39.000 But, you know, people have eyeballs and they see things live and they can see him getting downvoted because he has dementia.

00:28:48.000 I'm suing the world.

00:28:49.000 There's a band when I grew up called Honest Engine, and they have a song about their friend who died.

00:28:54.000 He killed himself.

00:28:55.000 And they go, we sat around and we sued the world.

00:28:59.000 We sued the world for bodily harm.

00:29:01.000 We've caused too much hate in our time.

00:29:03.000 Too much.

00:29:04.000 There was a weird thing in the 80s where hardcore singers weren't trying to sound cool or tough.

00:29:10.000 They sounded sort of like the Dr. Fauci.

00:29:13.000 Right.

00:29:14.000 I think the descendants started it, or at least made it popular.

00:29:19.000 So it'd be like, tonight, I'm going to grind and let out all the aggression.

00:29:23.000 Well, all right, that's what I need.

00:29:26.000 I kind of liked it in a way, because it was like, I'm not trying to be cool.

00:29:32.000 But I want to sue the world for abusing an elderly man.

00:29:35.000 I feel bad.

00:29:36.000 Well, outside of the part that he's ruining Earth, I feel bad for him.

00:29:42.000 I feel bad for the bad guy.

00:29:43.000 It's kind of like Gargamel.

00:29:45.000 Like, you're mad at him for hurting us, Smurfs, and you want to fuck Smurfette for some strange reason.

00:29:53.000 I don't know why.

00:29:54.000 But you also kind of feel bad for the guy.

00:29:58.000 Like, no one's ever hugged Gargamel.

00:30:00.000 I don't know where he grew up.

00:30:04.000 But yeah, she's so pure.

00:30:09.000 That was a bad animation, though.

00:30:10.000 Big feet.

00:30:11.000 She's got some dophers.

00:30:16.000 The good news is, by the way, amidst all this fake news, that we have someone who will be tackling academia and showing us what's really going on in the media, especially when it comes to the Biden family 2-4.

00:30:34.000 You can see that Hunter Biden will be guest teaching a class on fake news at Tulane University this fall.

00:30:41.000 So I know we lose hope sometimes and we think Clown World is reaching infinite proportions, but don't worry because the pendulum swings back and now we have Professor Hunter Biden to explain to us what bullshit this is.

00:30:57.000 All right.

00:30:58.000 I want to get into education for a second, but before we do, we're probably going to hang up on the freeloaders.

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00:31:40.000 So this is like, I don't know the exact chemistry.

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00:32:54.000 All right, things are about to get very fun because speaking of clown world, Hunter Biden teaching a class is nothing, nothing compared to what is happening to education.

00:33:06.000 Remember the guy who was fired for laughing at a dude in a prom dress?

00:33:11.000 Tip of the iceberg.

00:33:12.000 But unfortunately, you cheapskates will not be able to indulge in this iceberg because we're leaving you now.

00:33:20.000 We're going to continue to talk on the show about a couple news items.

00:33:25.000 And then we're going to take calls.

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00:33:50.000 We got some fun stuff coming up.

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00:33:56.000 By the way, I never increase the subscription when you get all these new shows.

00:34:00.000 It just keeps growing and growing and growing.

00:34:02.000 And if you don't like the shows, you always get this guy.

00:34:05.000 I'm still doing the same amount of shit I was doing from day one, Monday to Thursday.

00:34:09.000 Plus extra bits like censored.tv presents, free speech, sit-down interviews.

00:34:16.000 Shit, we did a show called a mini-series called Car Guys where we went and fixed up some cars.

00:34:25.000 More shit going on than you need.

00:34:28.000 In other words, cancel all your other subs, only watch this, and don't watch TV anymore.

00:34:34.000 You should only watch TV, I think, for a couple hours a day max.

00:34:38.000 One hour a day attentively, and maybe if you're going to be working on a project, you can do two hours and have some of it on the background.

00:34:44.000 You know what I mean?

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00:34:52.000 So relax.

00:34:53.000 And in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop that.

00:35:27.000 Where's my next teeth?

00:35:28.000 All right, guys.

00:35:32.000 These are actually a bitch to get off.

00:35:36.000 And it's one of those things where it's really, really hard.

00:35:39.000 But then when you get into like a Zen zone, a Johnny Apple CBD zone, it just goes shloop.

00:35:45.000 It's kind of hard to explain.

00:35:46.000 You got to find it in your heart.

00:35:48.000 You got to find your line.

00:35:54.000 Excuse me.

00:35:56.000 Okay, so education.

00:35:58.000 The prom thing last week with that CEO getting fired was obviously fucking ridiculous.

00:36:02.000 Well, we don't need this anymore.

00:36:04.000 We're free now.

00:36:06.000 Even though the only part that's free is audio.

00:36:08.000 Correct.

00:36:10.000 Well, you know, it's on the bit shoot.

00:36:12.000 Bit shoot.

00:36:13.000 I don't even know what bit shoot is.

00:36:15.000 Me neither.

00:36:16.000 I barely know what Telegram and Parlor are.

00:36:19.000 I almost mispronounced them.

00:36:23.000 Prom is gayer than gay.

00:36:25.000 This is a very gay episode, I've noticed.

00:36:30.000 Maybe we should call this the gay episode.

00:36:34.000 Let's get gay, maybe?

00:36:36.000 Let's get gay.

00:36:40.000 So this is 3-0.

00:36:44.000 At that prom, that guy, that gay guy, and his boyfriend, his boyfriend dressed up in a beautiful gown, and you're supposed to pretend he looks beautiful.

00:36:50.000 He looked funny.

00:36:51.000 I wouldn't say like bad.

00:36:53.000 It doesn't hurt my feelings.

00:36:55.000 I don't see proms as that sacred.

00:36:56.000 I wore sunglasses and I wore Mickey Mouse sunglasses and we smoked cigars and we had combat boots on.

00:37:02.000 So yeah, you can fuck around.

00:37:06.000 But I'm not going to say the kid looked beautiful.

00:37:08.000 He looked hilarious.

00:37:08.000 He had chest hairs coming out of his gown.

00:37:11.000 But what I didn't realize is they were pretty conservative compared to where things are going.

00:37:18.000 Now they've eschewed prom king and prom queen.

00:37:22.000 And they say prom royalty.

00:37:26.000 And they'd love to have gays and straits.

00:37:29.000 I mean, sorry, lesbians.

00:37:30.000 But sometimes they just have like two chicks that are kind of fat.

00:37:37.000 And they're prom royalty.

00:37:38.000 They're not even lesbians.

00:37:40.000 Scroll down.

00:37:42.000 Okay, check out this couple.

00:37:45.000 Has he got some sort of clear thing over his face?

00:37:49.000 Oh, yeah, I've seen those.

00:37:51.000 Those are passing for masks now.

00:37:53.000 Okay.

00:37:54.000 And it's a little thing that you put in front of your face.

00:37:56.000 So the white guy is straight.

00:38:00.000 The black guy is gay.

00:38:02.000 They're not a couple.

00:38:03.000 And that's who the prom royalty was.

00:38:06.000 Prom king and prom king.

00:38:09.000 I mean, why bother at that point having the thing?

00:38:14.000 Couldn't you have another category?

00:38:15.000 So you have prom king and prom queen and then like prom fun guys.

00:38:21.000 Or scroll down a bit more.

00:38:22.000 There's the school.

00:38:23.000 This is in Oklahoma.

00:38:24.000 They do this, but they do it all over the country.

00:38:27.000 And look at this.

00:38:28.000 Two random fat chicks in sneakers.

00:38:31.000 Scroll down a bit more.

00:38:32.000 There they are.

00:38:33.000 Just wearing chucks and eating Cheetos.

00:38:37.000 And they're a gender inclusive prom queen and prom queen.

00:38:41.000 Nope, they're not even that.

00:38:42.000 Prom royalty.

00:38:43.000 There's a gender.

00:38:46.000 Wait, are they trans?

00:38:48.000 Well, what does it say?

00:38:50.000 King and queen hungry.

00:38:51.000 Gender inclusive.

00:38:52.000 Okay, gender, but just the female gender.

00:38:56.000 I guess.

00:38:56.000 Wait, what are you talking about?

00:38:58.000 Why are you slowing down the show Because you're confused.

00:39:01.000 If you're going to be confused, be quietly confused.

00:39:04.000 And now he's talking, whispering when he reads because he can't read.

00:39:08.000 I don't understand the two girls.

00:39:11.000 What did I just tell you up above with the two guys?

00:39:16.000 That was the king and queen, so that's the king.

00:39:17.000 No, no, no.

00:39:18.000 Go back.

00:39:19.000 Ryan, sorry, folks at home, while I explain the show to my co-host.

00:39:23.000 Those are just two guys.

00:39:25.000 They're not in a relationship.

00:39:26.000 One of them is straight.

00:39:27.000 One of them is gay.

00:39:28.000 Those were the prom royalty that year.

00:39:31.000 Right.

00:39:31.000 And now this is the prom royalty.

00:39:33.000 And then this year it's just two fucking chubby chicks in sneakers.

00:39:36.000 Huh.

00:39:39.000 I mean, they're not even wearing high-heel shoes.

00:39:42.000 You get to the point where you dilute something so much that it's not the thing anymore.

00:39:46.000 Like female rabbis, for example.

00:39:49.000 Or what was the other thing we were talking about the other day where we go, well, now you've changed it so much, it's not the thing anymore.

00:39:56.000 It was some movie remake they're doing?

00:39:58.000 Equalizer?

00:39:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was it.

00:40:01.000 That was, wow.

00:40:03.000 Surprising, huh?

00:40:04.000 Ryan reminded me of something I couldn't think of.

00:40:06.000 Speaking of Equalizer, there's going to be a surprise coming this weekend.

00:40:11.000 Coming this weekend?

00:40:12.000 A surprise on Equalizer?

00:40:13.000 Special Equalizer show this weekend.

00:40:15.000 Oh, smash a subscribe for that.

00:40:17.000 Is it going to be like a new character, maybe?

00:40:21.000 Laverne Cox.

00:40:23.000 Laverne Cox is joining her on an extra special mission.

00:40:27.000 Well, you and another dude watch The Equalizer.

00:40:31.000 That's going to be out this weekend.

00:40:32.000 I thought you...

00:40:33.000 Okay, first of all, you just gave away the surprise.

00:40:36.000 Secondly, I thought you were talking about on the show, The Equalizer.

00:40:38.000 Yes, this weekend, Josh Denny and I are watching The Equalizer, just for you.

00:40:45.000 But that was the thing we said about The Equalizer.

00:40:47.000 We go, okay, The Equalizer started out as a British MI5 guy who retired but still wants to help people, so he helps some woman who's being stalked by some incredibly powerful drug lord that she can't call the cops about.

00:40:59.000 Got it.

00:41:00.000 Then it became Denzel Washington beating up rich white kids who rape beautiful little innocent black girls.

00:41:07.000 Okay, not very common.

00:41:09.000 You're talking about Duke La Crosse?

00:41:11.000 But okay, now you changed it.

00:41:14.000 But it still has a semblance of the original idea.

00:41:18.000 And then now it is Queen Latifah, who is ex, I don't know what she is, CIA.

00:41:24.000 Yeah, look, kill those rich white kids.

00:41:27.000 You know what those kids were saying as he was beating the shit out of them?

00:41:29.000 We're on your side.

00:41:31.000 We voted for you.

00:41:33.000 Remember those jocks?

00:41:34.000 Yeah, they were playing flip cup.

00:41:36.000 They got a stone through their window?

00:41:38.000 Yeah.

00:41:38.000 No, no, we like you.

00:41:42.000 Oh, and then he says to the black dude, what are you doing here?

00:41:46.000 Why'd you do this?

00:41:48.000 I don't know.

00:41:48.000 They made me be a rapist.

00:41:51.000 Call 911.

00:41:52.000 Tell them the truth about what happened in here tonight.

00:41:55.000 Your daddy's money's not going to save you this time.

00:41:57.000 You understand?

00:41:57.000 Yes, sir.

00:41:58.000 You know her name?

00:42:00.000 No.

00:42:01.000 I just said black chick in the yellow picture.

00:42:05.000 Anyway, and then they do Queen Latifah, where she has a worldwide cabal charity organization, and she goes and protects black girls specifically.

00:42:16.000 Everything's racial now.

00:42:18.000 So you took a white guy's show and made it about saving black girls.

00:42:21.000 Her and a Jew and an Asian save black girls from evil white guys.

00:42:25.000 I'm not fucking kidding.

00:42:29.000 You know what I was thinking about with racism today?

00:42:31.000 There was an article that said fewer blacks and Native Americans are showing up in hospitals.

00:42:40.000 I don't mean in the ER.

00:42:42.000 I mean as doctors in medicine.

00:42:46.000 So the takeaway from that used to be, you know what?

00:42:49.000 Because when they get out of med school and they go, I'd like to work here, they go, no, thanks.

00:42:52.000 We don't want squaws and fucking N-words working at our hospital.

00:42:57.000 Beat it, pal.

00:42:58.000 And then people would go, yeah, there it is.

00:43:00.000 People would go, no, that's not the case.

00:43:04.000 They just want qualified doctors.

00:43:05.000 The hospital wants to be famous for curing people and get more clients that way, get more notoriety, get more money.

00:43:13.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:43:15.000 So they changed it.

00:43:16.000 And they go, no, I never said that.

00:43:18.000 What happened is a systemic racism.

00:43:21.000 You see, they could never get the degree because the schools they're in are underfunded.

00:43:27.000 And you go, okay, that's a better lie, but they're not underfunded.

00:43:32.000 They all have pretty good funding.

00:43:34.000 And the schools in the hood, the teachers can't teach.

00:43:39.000 The kids don't want to be there.

00:43:40.000 So it's not like they're like, mo gruel, sir.

00:43:43.000 It's like you got one pencil per class.

00:43:45.000 The kids, we've explained this a million times.

00:43:47.000 The kids are fighting, talking, throwing shit.

00:43:49.000 There's about three or four students per class even listening to a word the teacher says.

00:43:53.000 Talk to a teacher in public schools in the South Bronx, and he'll tell you the problem is not that he doesn't have enough money for rulers and pencils.

00:44:02.000 It's that it's culturally totally uninteresting to these neighborhoods.

00:44:07.000 But that's systemic.

00:44:08.000 They made you not care.

00:44:11.000 Okay.

00:44:13.000 No culpability here.

00:44:16.000 The crack epidemic was the CIA's fault.

00:44:18.000 You know what I think that is based on?

00:44:20.000 The CIA wanted to fight the Nicaraguan Sandinistas, the socialists in Nicaragua, but they couldn't do it for whatever reason.

00:44:31.000 It was politically incorrect.

00:44:36.000 But there was an ex-in Nicaraguan who said, if you would be lax with me on Coke dealing, then I would take the money and send it to fight these fucking socialists.

00:44:46.000 And the CIA said, okay, we'll do it.

00:44:49.000 So you had Freeway Rick Ross, I believe his name was, not the rapper, the guy the rapper's named after, making millions and millions of dollars through this Nicaraguan businessman dealing Coke, and the CIA allowed it.

00:45:00.000 And that was in the West Coast.

00:45:01.000 The idea that the crack epidemic in the 80s was the CIA trying to destroy Harlem, it's a real stretch.

00:45:11.000 Maybe, just maybe, the crack epidemic had a lot to do with people doing a lot of crack.

00:45:19.000 They can't create the demand.

00:45:22.000 And I've been offered crack.

00:45:23.000 I've done crack.

00:45:24.000 And I went, well, that was a wild ride.

00:45:26.000 And then I didn't do it again.

00:45:28.000 You didn't make it your homework.

00:45:29.000 There was a journalist Who discovered this and he wound up dead.

00:45:33.000 And that is not a conspiracy theory.

00:45:36.000 Some intrepid little hardworking guy with like a cheap golf polo on started doing his homework and stumbled upon what I just told you.

00:45:45.000 This is how we all know it.

00:45:47.000 And they fucking, I think the CIA killed him.

00:45:50.000 Anyway, that's a hell of a tangent.

00:45:54.000 But you know how I always said only 5% should go to college?

00:45:58.000 I'm getting more and more passionate about this belief.

00:46:01.000 And I saw this interesting tweet, 3-1.

00:46:03.000 Almost all of our sources are Twitter for this show.

00:46:08.000 It's because I've been doing a lot of traveling, so I'm just staring at my phone.

00:46:13.000 I teach at a top university, and at best, only about 10% of my students should be in college.

00:46:21.000 And this is so crucial.

00:46:22.000 I'm glad she or he said this.

00:46:25.000 Having the ability to go to college isn't the same as having the opportunity to go to college.

00:46:30.000 And I'm sick of acting like it is.

00:46:32.000 What is she, the joker now?

00:46:35.000 And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

00:46:38.000 Please, note I said top, not good.

00:46:43.000 And here is another uplifting thing about school that's still kind of sad, but finally someone fucking nails it perfectly.

00:46:55.000 I said this earlier, and I want to repeat it because it's just a profound thing that the only people who are opposing school choice today are the same people who have choice.

00:47:07.000 And many of them exercise that choice.

00:47:14.000 This has been a very growing pain for me as I was against this bill my freshman year.

00:47:22.000 Growing pain, kind of an unfortunate.

00:47:24.000 Three, four years, struggled where I was going to be on it.

00:47:28.000 But my community can't wait anymore.

00:47:32.000 So here's my offer to all of the people here who have kids.

00:47:37.000 Here's my offer.

00:47:39.000 I will vote to kill this bill if you send your kids to one of the kids' schools in my district that were waiting to turn around.

00:47:50.000 If you do that, Senator Day, Senator Kavanaugh, John Kavanaugh, I know Michaela will.

00:47:55.000 Everybody get on the mic.

00:47:57.000 Let's make that promise.

00:47:58.000 Let's transfer the kids.

00:47:59.000 So as we spend six, seven years in elementary school changing a school, your kid be a part of that change.

00:48:06.000 And when they fall behind, when they don't have the resources, allegedly, when they're dealing with suspensions and things like that, then we can all go through it together.

00:48:21.000 That's what I mean by let's have a real honest conversation.

00:48:25.000 Do you understand what he's saying, guy who went to public schools in the Bronx?

00:48:28.000 He's saying, yeah, you put your kids into this school and then where are these people's kids?

00:48:36.000 He thinks that they're in better schools.

00:48:38.000 They're in private schools.

00:48:39.000 Private schools.

00:48:40.000 And you want to put them in the school school.

00:48:41.000 You're making us stick with these shitty public schools.

00:48:43.000 You won't let us try charter schools or any schools with a choice.

00:48:47.000 So we can't really improve our schools.

00:48:50.000 But you're not fighting the fight with us.

00:48:51.000 Your kids are at private school, politicians.

00:48:54.000 And that is so fucking true.

00:48:55.000 And you know what's funny about that?

00:48:56.000 He's obviously bluffing and they're never going to do that, but it's a fuck you to expose their hypocrisy.

00:49:01.000 But if they all did, I promise you those public schools would improve over time.

00:49:05.000 That's right.

00:49:05.000 Good point.

00:49:07.000 So his little pretend concept, his hypothetical, would actually be great for those schools because all those rich parents who give a shit would be busting their ass to make sure these things improve.

00:49:22.000 And boy, would they have a lot of work to do.

00:49:24.000 That actually happened.

00:49:25.000 My kids went to PS84 in Williamsburg that was all Puerto Ricans.

00:49:30.000 And it was one of the shittiest schools in the world.

00:49:32.000 My kids would get homework that had typos on it on the fucking teachers' comments.

00:49:38.000 Had typos.

00:49:40.000 The teachers were illiterate.

00:49:41.000 They couldn't fucking read.

00:49:43.000 But all the parents, the gentrifying parents, would go in there and they would have meetings and they meet with the teachers.

00:49:49.000 And my wife volunteered at the school library.

00:49:52.000 Everyone got involved.

00:49:53.000 They built an aquarium in the classroom where you could watch fish grow.

00:50:00.000 Not just stupid fish like, you know, clownfish from Nemo, but like a bass.

00:50:08.000 And you could watch it grow over time, like these little aquatic systems.

00:50:11.000 Then they built this green thing on the roof where they were growing all kinds of different produce and shit.

00:50:17.000 They saved the school.

00:50:18.000 Jordan Peel School.

00:50:19.000 Like something fancy like that.

00:50:21.000 Yeah.

00:50:21.000 Yes.

00:50:22.000 But it was free.

00:50:23.000 This charter school thing already happened.

00:50:24.000 Remember there was like those parents that they were being interviewed about diversity and stuff?

00:50:28.000 And then they were like, oh, I don't want to put my kids to that school.

00:50:30.000 Yeah, that's what got me kicked off Twitter, I think.

00:50:32.000 Wow.

00:50:33.000 Or Instagram was talking about that podcast that was on the New York Times.

00:50:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:38.000 And it was called like Best Intentions or something.

00:50:42.000 And it was all about how the parents that pushed for busing and diversity in school didn't actually send their kids to those schools.

00:50:50.000 Bussing.

00:50:50.000 And they said, I didn't want my kids to be guinea pigs.

00:50:52.000 I just liked the concept.

00:50:54.000 That's right.

00:50:55.000 Theory and practice on the left.

00:50:58.000 Neri shall meet.

00:50:59.000 There's no Venn diagram with theory and practice on the left.

00:51:05.000 On the right, it's the same circle.

00:51:07.000 There's no Venn diagram because it is the same thing, theory and practice.

00:51:12.000 We're honest.

00:51:14.000 This is the guy that, quote-unquote, killed himself, who did the freeway Rick Ross discovery.

00:51:19.000 Oh, that old story from 10 years ago.

00:51:23.000 And here I'll just end it with a fun happy note.

00:51:26.000 This kid, sixth grader, talking to Charlie Kirk.

00:51:33.000 That is 3-3.

00:51:40.000 Wow!

00:51:42.000 In sixth grade.

00:51:44.000 Wow!

00:51:52.000 And at my school, there's like this liberal teacher that's just very annoying.

00:51:57.000 And she always makes us watch this like CNN 10 or whatever, like fake liberals.

00:52:15.000 I just wanna know if like how I can like help the people that don't really know like what's actually going on.

00:52:23.000 So, what's your name again?

00:52:26.000 What's your name again?

00:52:27.000 It's Adam.

00:52:28.000 I'm going to be working for you one day.

00:52:30.000 Okay.

00:52:33.000 So, Adam, let me tell you a story.

00:52:38.000 When I was in sixth grade, I went to MacArthur Middle School outside of Chicago.

00:52:43.000 And they used to make me watch this thing called Channel 1 News.

00:52:47.000 Anyone remember that?

00:52:49.000 It was on this old kind of staticky television.

00:52:53.000 And I remember my teachers' names.

00:52:54.000 I'm not going to say them.

00:52:56.000 But one teacher in particular, science teacher, decided to introduce to the class this new documentary, bold documentary called Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore.

00:53:09.000 And I was in sixth grade, as you are.

00:53:13.000 And she showed it to the class, and everyone was crying and weeping.

00:53:16.000 I was unmoved by it.

00:53:19.000 So I thought to myself, this is highly irrational that the world is going to end as quickly as they say it's going to end.

00:53:24.000 So I remember writing all these questions, very like, well, how much human activity do we actually have to hamper and prevent, all these sorts of things.

00:53:32.000 Teacher didn't like it.

00:53:33.000 But I'll tell you this, that what do you do?

00:53:36.000 You're in sixth grade.

00:53:38.000 I spoke out, and I learned as much as I could.

00:53:41.000 And I'm so glad I did, because sixth grade turned into seventh grade, and the conversation expanded.

00:53:46.000 And eighth grade turned into freshman year, freshman year, eventually senior year.

00:53:50.000 And being in sixth grade, I remember that moment where I said, you know what?

00:53:54.000 I'm going to be disagreeable.

00:53:56.000 I'm going to just be honest.

00:53:58.000 I didn't do very well in that class.

00:53:59.000 I can tell you that much.

00:54:01.000 But what you're dealing with and you're wrestling with is going to turn you into a mature and wise, courageous person.

00:54:13.000 And we want to say something, Adam?

00:54:21.000 Do you mind taking a picture with me afterwards?

00:54:23.000 Of course I'll take a picture with you.

00:54:28.000 I'll say this, Adam.

00:54:31.000 I'll close with this, and I want you all to look at Adam, which literally means man.

00:54:40.000 If you guys want to know, what are we doing here?

00:54:45.000 What's next?

00:54:47.000 Adam's in sixth grade, which means you're 12, 13, right?

00:54:50.000 12?

00:54:51.000 It's a fun age.

00:54:54.000 Adam can vote in six years.

00:54:57.000 All right, that's enough.

00:54:58.000 You get the idea.

00:54:59.000 Good stuff.

00:55:00.000 I should have just stopped after Adam said that.

00:55:03.000 You know, Ben Shapiro was asked the same question about college.

00:55:06.000 And he said, just lie, become a, pretend to be a liberal, get A's.

00:55:12.000 And then when you're done, you get your degree, go out there, make tons of money and say, fuck you, I did it my way, and I was lying.

00:55:21.000 No, don't do that.

00:55:22.000 Get fired.

00:55:23.000 Get in trouble.

00:55:24.000 Be yourself.

00:55:27.000 Your professors, are you going to go find your professor?

00:55:30.000 Go, I started an app, I'm actually rich now, and I'm a conservative.

00:55:36.000 What's that?

00:55:37.000 What are you looking at?

00:55:38.000 Yeah, that's just some B-roll of Ben Shapiro.

00:55:41.000 Now, you can go to college, or you can pretend you're a liberal, and then when you get famous and good at it, if you will, you can turn around.

00:55:47.000 Let's take calls.

00:55:49.000 Two things I have to discuss because I'm not going to see you till Monday.

00:55:53.000 One, obviously, this story pisses me off so much, one for where it'll go nowhere.

00:55:58.000 She'll probably get manslaughter, might get 15 years at best.

00:56:02.000 She should get life.

00:56:03.000 She should get the death penalty.

00:56:05.000 Remember, James Fields at Charlottesville, he was spooked by Antifa with guns, redneck, whatever they're called, revolt.

00:56:15.000 Daryl Dixon, I believe.

00:56:16.000 Yep, Dwayne Dixon, I think.

00:56:18.000 He panicked and he drove into a crowd, killed a girl.

00:56:22.000 He named Heather Hired.

00:56:24.000 He got life plus 419 years.

00:56:26.000 This story is much worse.

00:56:29.000 She didn't.

00:56:32.000 She didn't get spooked.

00:56:35.000 She...

00:56:37.000 I just resisted a racist joke, and you're welcome for that.

00:56:41.000 She didn't get spooked.

00:56:43.000 She was doing her podcast.

00:56:44.000 She was listening to NWA.

00:56:46.000 They were talking about cops and how disgusting.

00:56:48.000 You're not showing the right thing, Ryan.

00:56:50.000 Oh, show Dwayne Dixon for a second.

00:56:52.000 Yeah.

00:56:55.000 Kind of a fun outfit, I have to admit.

00:56:57.000 I don't hate it.

00:56:58.000 But anyway, he scared a guy, and the guy got 419 years plus life, which he's probably not going to live long enough to finish.

00:57:07.000 Unless he's a vampire.

00:57:11.000 So she's listening to a podcast, listening to NWA, talking about the cops, fuck the pigs.

00:57:16.000 She's drunk.

00:57:17.000 She's doing shots on her podcast.

00:57:21.000 And she says, fuck the police, right?

00:57:26.000 And soon after, like, I believe within the hour, she's driving through Queens.

00:57:33.000 A cop is directing traffic there.

00:57:34.000 I think there's been an accident or something.

00:57:36.000 And she just fucking plows right into him and kills him.

00:57:39.000 Wow.

00:57:40.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:57:44.000 Can you imagine if a white guy said, fuck BLM, and then that night someone who was clearly BLM, carrying a BLM sign, was killed?

00:57:53.000 They would get a life plus 419.

00:57:58.000 And we'd be hearing about it forever.

00:58:00.000 You're not going to hear about the story by Monday.

00:58:02.000 I promise you, this story is already dying on the vine.

00:58:08.000 This man is dead.

00:58:09.000 He's got kids.

00:58:11.000 Gone forever.

00:58:12.000 He's out late at night trying to make sure everyone is okay.

00:58:16.000 She's listening to NWA saying, fuck the police, getting wasted.

00:58:21.000 Ripping down the whatever it was, the BQE.

00:58:26.000 Anyway, that story infuriates me.

00:58:29.000 And I've talked to a lot of cops, as you know.

00:58:32.000 And some stories they go, yeah, it sucks.

00:58:34.000 But this one, I'm seeing a lot of anger.

00:58:45.000 I will see you guys next Monday at 6:30 p.m.

00:58:54.000 Back here on Facebook Reality Radio, on the Instagram and on the Facebook.

00:58:59.000 And until then, the police.

00:59:04.000 Well, she really fucked the police over.

00:59:06.000 So that story's big.

00:59:07.000 And then the Nick Fuentes travel ban.

00:59:09.000 This is the other story I've got to get to.

00:59:11.000 1-5.

00:59:12.000 Now, the left is in complete denial of this.

00:59:15.000 He was going to a conference to discuss how he's been banned from media and tech services.

00:59:23.000 He goes to get his ticket, and he's on a no-fly list.

00:59:28.000 Now, we need more details about this, obviously.

00:59:30.000 The left's contention is, no, no, no, no.

00:59:33.000 You were a dick about wearing a mask.

00:59:39.000 Sorry, excuse me.

00:59:41.000 That's why you're on a no-fly list.

00:59:44.000 Or you were threatening, on your show, you threatened a flight attendant.

00:59:47.000 And that's why you're on a no-fly list.

00:59:49.000 So the mask thing was debunked because he's flown several times since then.

00:59:53.000 Oh, good.

00:59:54.000 That's two wins for Rye Guy today.

00:59:57.000 He is indeed.

00:59:58.000 And I also said Nemo.

01:00:00.000 You were asking about.

01:00:01.000 Three wins.

01:00:02.000 Thank you.

01:00:03.000 And they weren't about Toy Story.

01:00:05.000 One of them was about Nemo, but yes.

01:00:07.000 Yeah, okay.

01:00:08.000 So two wins non-child related.

01:00:11.000 And then one child win.

01:00:13.000 Okay, so the mask argument doesn't work.

01:00:16.000 I could tell looking at Twitter, the left, the Jacob, what's his name?

01:00:21.000 Jared Holtz of the world and all those other fucking dork losers were they really are worried about this because this turns Nick into a free speech hero.

01:00:35.000 Oh, is there footage of it?

01:00:37.000 Sorry, who did you say to me?

01:00:39.000 Video proof that I'm on the no-fly list.

01:00:41.000 I did not seen this yet.

01:00:49.000 I'm sorry, who did you say to talk to down there?

01:00:52.000 You could try talking to me.

01:00:55.000 They're going to keep you really touching.

01:00:58.000 You pointed down there.

01:00:58.000 Who's down there?

01:01:01.000 Oh, just like a security button.

01:01:06.000 And there's no point in keeping it on this point.

01:01:15.000 I know that was the TSA number.

01:01:17.000 I'm not sure.

01:01:19.000 Just let them find this.

01:01:20.000 Did they give you a reason?

01:01:22.000 It's a no-fly list or something?

01:01:23.000 I'm not sure.

01:01:25.000 Just let it slip.

01:01:26.000 They just told me that you're not a welcome fly.

01:01:30.000 Okay?

01:01:30.000 That's all they told me.

01:01:32.000 Okay.

01:01:39.000 So, this is petrifying for the left because everything we've been talking about has just come true.

01:01:45.000 And we are being de-personed, de-plane.

01:01:47.000 This is not just Twitter.

01:01:48.000 Build your own platform.

01:01:50.000 He's not going to build his own airline, motherfuckers.

01:01:54.000 So we said to you, we said all this censorship on censored.tv, we said all this censorship is dangerous.

01:02:01.000 It starts with a few minor, silly social media things, but it's going to start affecting much bigger things, like say flying.

01:02:10.000 And they said we were nuts.

01:02:12.000 And now Nick Fuentes, who they hate because he's articulate and consistent and honest.

01:02:18.000 That's the worst thing.

01:02:20.000 If he would just like fuck someone that's underage or get caught doing heroin or something or can't he get caught doing some under-the-table deal with some liberal, can he be a fed?

01:02:34.000 Something like that.

01:02:36.000 And they don't have that.

01:02:37.000 They just have a funny, fun, irreverent dick, by the way, he's a dick to me, who young people love.

01:02:47.000 And the fact that he's on a no-fly list has totally changed his brand because he's gone from a nut, doom and gloom nationalist who thinks things are going to be really bad and we're going to lose our freedom in America with no evidence of it,

01:03:04.000 to being the poster boy for the lack of freedom in America.

01:03:08.000 Worst case scenario for the radical left.

01:03:12.000 Terrible situation for them.

01:03:15.000 And I could not be happier.

01:03:17.000 Sorry, Nick.

01:03:19.000 I'm very happier on the no-fly list.

01:03:21.000 The fact you didn't make that flight, you missed one dumb convention, but this impact is far more consequential for the movement.

01:03:31.000 So great work, buddy.

01:03:33.000 This is like a sacrifice.

01:03:35.000 I'm not wiping sweat off my brow.

01:03:37.000 My hair grease is on my forehead.

01:03:40.000 Dang.

01:03:40.000 Not the best end to that little rant.

01:03:43.000 No.

01:03:43.000 Not the greatest.

01:03:44.000 If you're clipping that for the web, don't include the wiping grease off the forehead.

01:03:50.000 See, he's sweating grease.

01:03:52.000 And then this is fucking, that plus this made me think that maybe it's time to move.

01:03:56.000 DOJ was prepared to arrest Derek Chauvin on what?

01:03:59.000 On civil charges.

01:04:00.000 Even if he wasn't found guilty, they would have just fucking got it.

01:04:05.000 We knew the jurors were going to do that just out of fear.

01:04:07.000 And now they're coming out and saying, yeah, I didn't want to get killed.

01:04:11.000 So there we go.

01:04:12.000 Like it is in Zimbabwe.

01:04:14.000 Shoot the boy and Milena or whatever.

01:04:19.000 Okay, I think we're ready for calls.

01:04:21.000 You know what, dude?

01:04:22.000 We need a bumper for calls.

01:04:23.000 Oh, wait, we have a.

01:04:24.000 We have a bumper for calls.

01:04:26.000 Oh, good.

01:04:27.000 Good.

01:04:27.000 I'm glad.

01:04:28.000 And it's very reasonable.

01:04:31.000 Oh, it's hysterical.

01:04:33.000 You are on the air.

01:04:34.000 We'll have a conversation.

01:04:36.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:04:38.000 You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.

01:04:41.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:04:43.000 You have one thing.

01:04:44.000 Thank you for calling.

01:04:45.000 It was great hearing from you.

01:04:47.000 All right, next call.

01:04:50.000 I can't believe I forgot we had that.

01:04:52.000 It's good.

01:04:53.000 It's one of our best ones.

01:04:55.000 It's very tasteful.

01:04:56.000 Very tasteful.

01:04:57.000 Harkens back to a time, a better time.

01:05:00.000 Pre-80s sitcom entry.

01:05:03.000 My dad's hat.

01:05:04.000 Oh.

01:05:05.000 He stole my wife's glasses.

01:05:08.000 On purpose?

01:05:09.000 Yeah.

01:05:09.000 They're reading glasses, but they're fancy ones.

01:05:11.000 They're probably like 50 bucks.

01:05:13.000 And they look kind of like this, but bigger.

01:05:15.000 And the green and tortoise and stuff.

01:05:18.000 So he's wearing them right now.

01:05:19.000 Anyway, go ahead, caller.

01:05:20.000 Matthew, you're on the line.

01:05:21.000 And by the way, you've also won meet.

01:05:28.000 Well, hell yeah.

01:05:29.000 Hell yeah.

01:05:30.000 Good work.

01:05:34.000 My pet Biden, the job thing.

01:05:38.000 Uh-huh.

01:05:39.000 He was trying to explain.

01:05:43.000 Yep.

01:05:44.000 What I think he was trying to say was you shouldn't have to choose between a shitty job that basically pays you nothing or a job that you hate but pays you something you can actually make a living off.

01:05:57.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

01:05:58.000 But we did mention that.

01:06:01.000 However, isn't that what life is?

01:06:04.000 Like, that's what choices are.

01:06:08.000 You can live in the desert and pay almost no tax, but it's a fucking oven for half the year.

01:06:16.000 Or you can live in an exciting city like Manhattan.

01:06:19.000 Well, not Manhattan today, but you get what I'm saying.

01:06:21.000 Or San Francisco.

01:06:22.000 No, that's another bad example.

01:06:24.000 Okay.

01:06:24.000 Seattle.

01:06:25.000 Oh, no, that's on fire too.

01:06:26.000 Detroit.

01:06:27.000 All right, pretend it's five years ago.

01:06:28.000 Or you could live in an exciting city like Manhattan and you pay tax out the wazoo.

01:06:32.000 Like that's life.

01:06:36.000 Right.

01:06:36.000 Like if you're the CEO of a company, yeah, you have a great job, but don't think you're going to have like the most awesome relationship with your family or your kids because you just, you can't split it both ways.

01:06:46.000 You can't be the successful businessman, you know, someone who's going to come home at nine every night and the kids are all going to be asleep and they're not going to know you as well.

01:06:57.000 What are we missing here?

01:06:59.000 I don't understand.

01:07:00.000 You should be able to get a great job you love with an insane paycheck.

01:07:04.000 No, you shouldn't.

01:07:05.000 That's not a thing.

01:07:08.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:07:09.000 Yeah, it kind of falls in line with the woman who can do whatever.

01:07:11.000 Thanks.

01:07:12.000 Oh, got a thanks out before the fade.

01:07:14.000 You shouldn't have to take a shitty job that you don't like just because it pays well.

01:07:24.000 Yes, you should.

01:07:25.000 That's exactly what you should do.

01:07:26.000 You fucking idiot.

01:07:27.000 You shouldn't have to, just to stay in shape.

01:07:30.000 You shouldn't have to go to the gym and work out just to get your muscles.

01:07:36.000 Unbelievable.

01:07:36.000 What?

01:07:37.000 That's how you get muscles.

01:07:38.000 It hurts.

01:07:39.000 No pain.

01:07:40.000 Literally no pain, no gain.

01:07:42.000 Even the socialists like fucking Bernie says, feel the burn.

01:07:46.000 Isn't that a weird motto, too?

01:07:48.000 It sounds like he wants to put his finger in my ass.

01:07:50.000 Yeah.

01:07:51.000 Or like while he's coming, he wants me to touch his prostate or something.

01:07:55.000 I'm coming.

01:07:55.000 Feel the burn, feel the burn, feel the burn.

01:07:58.000 Yeah, I guess so.

01:07:59.000 Gross.

01:07:59.000 I'm not feeling you, Bernie.

01:08:01.000 Dude, this is real, by the way.

01:08:03.000 I thought this was fake.

01:08:08.000 CBS News poll.

01:08:10.000 Among speech watchers, 89% think he was presidential, caring, inspiring, bold.

01:08:18.000 Maybe those are the only options?

01:08:20.000 Yeah.

01:08:20.000 Would you say he was presidential, caring, inspiring, or bold?

01:08:24.000 That used to be a joke my friend Tracy Cummins would do.

01:08:26.000 She would say, would you say hanging out with me is exciting or just entertaining and fun?

01:08:32.000 Right.

01:08:34.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:35.000 Okay, next call.

01:08:37.000 Oh, Rahim.

01:08:40.000 We got Rachel on the line.

01:08:45.000 Okay, picking up, picking up.

01:08:46.000 And she's on the line.

01:08:47.000 Rachel.

01:08:50.000 Hello.

01:08:51.000 Hello.

01:08:54.000 Hello.

01:08:55.000 You just won some beef.

01:08:58.000 Beef winner.

01:08:58.000 Oh my God, I loved.

01:09:01.000 Okay, so I have a question.

01:09:03.000 I'm dating a guy.

01:09:05.000 He's great.

01:09:05.000 He's amazing.

01:09:07.000 He has a beard.

01:09:08.000 I've never, I've seen pictures of him without the beard, but I kind of want to know what he looks like barefaced.

01:09:19.000 Am I being a bitch for asking him to shave?

01:09:23.000 Do you have a chin?

01:09:27.000 I have a chin, yeah.

01:09:29.000 Okay, so the only reason you should be worried about him having a beard is you breed with him and then you have these kids that look like beaker, right?

01:09:39.000 Because you married a hideous freak like me.

01:09:43.000 I have no chin.

01:09:46.000 So I need this beard.

01:09:48.000 Men prefer the clean-shaven look.

01:09:53.000 I'm like the Russians have a great saying.

01:09:55.000 Kissing a man without a beard is like eating a sandwich with nothing in it.

01:10:02.000 You want some spice in your life.

01:10:04.000 But my only concern on your behalf as far as would be about breeding.

01:10:08.000 And then with breeding, my concern would be we make kids that look like worms.

01:10:14.000 But my wife has a chin, so all my kids have chins.

01:10:18.000 Because even with my shitty chin, they didn't get it.

01:10:21.000 Maybe their chin isn't as big as hers, but it's still pretty decent.

01:10:24.000 So I wouldn't worry about that.

01:10:26.000 But you got lucky.

01:10:27.000 No.

01:10:28.000 Were you exposed without your beard?

01:10:31.000 Were you exposed that bald chin?

01:10:34.000 Was it out there for her to love and appreciate?

01:10:39.000 No, she never saw it.

01:10:40.000 She never will.

01:10:41.000 Oh, she saw it once when we shot a movie.

01:10:43.000 But no, I'm hideous without facial hair, as are most men.

01:10:47.000 And then as men get older, they get those weird cunt necks and they get more and more hideous without a beard.

01:10:54.000 I think if you've seen pictures of him without a beard, you should be fine.

01:10:57.000 And as far as breeding goes, you can counteract his mistakes.

01:11:04.000 All right, so just let him have the beard.

01:11:06.000 Let him have the beard.

01:11:07.000 Plow forward.

01:11:08.000 The old pictures should suffice.

01:11:09.000 Unless you are the beard and he's a queeb.

01:11:12.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:11:13.000 Bye.

01:11:17.000 Arnold.

01:11:23.000 Arnold, you're on the line.

01:11:30.000 Arnold.

01:11:31.000 Arnold?

01:11:32.000 3-3-0.

01:11:33.000 3-0.

01:11:35.000 You there?

01:11:36.000 Hey, Arnold!

01:11:38.000 that's enough, Arnold.

01:11:39.000 Let him go.

01:11:40.000 He beat it, Football Head.

01:11:42.000 Justin's on the line.

01:11:44.000 Justin.

01:11:47.000 Hey, guys.

01:11:48.000 How are you?

01:11:48.000 Good.

01:11:49.000 How are you doing?

01:11:51.000 Hey, guys.

01:11:52.000 Sorry.

01:11:53.000 I had you on speaker.

01:11:55.000 Before I ask my question, just let you guys know, like, your Gav, your website's awesome.

01:11:59.000 Like, you have this whole live chat feature, dude, which I just found out a couple weeks ago.

01:12:06.000 It's pretty rad, dude.

01:12:07.000 So thanks for that.

01:12:09.000 And then second.

01:12:10.000 You don't have a live chat feature.

01:12:13.000 Yeah, you do.

01:12:14.000 It's on your website.

01:12:16.000 It's pretty sweet.

01:12:17.000 So people are chatting right now?

01:12:19.000 Oh, you mean the comment section below the show?

01:12:22.000 No, no, no.

01:12:23.000 It's censored.tv.chatter.

01:12:27.000 Wait, it's...

01:12:29.000 That's brand new.

01:12:30.000 It's chat.censore.tv.

01:12:32.000 It's fucking awesome, man.

01:12:34.000 Oh, good.

01:12:35.000 Well, I hope you're not being sarcastic.

01:12:37.000 That's cool to find out.

01:12:38.000 No, dude.

01:12:39.000 Oh, no, no.

01:12:40.000 I'm being totally for real.

01:12:41.000 Seriously.

01:12:42.000 He's just informing you about your site.

01:12:44.000 It's like a whole community of people.

01:12:46.000 Oh, look at that.

01:12:47.000 The two people on the show you're watching are just finding out.

01:12:51.000 Well, that was Josh LaCatche's idea, wasn't it?

01:12:53.000 Oh, from a while ago, I believe so.

01:12:55.000 Yeah.

01:12:56.000 All right.

01:12:56.000 Well, we'll check that out.

01:12:57.000 Thanks for calling.

01:12:58.000 I'm looking forward to checking out my own site.

01:13:01.000 Wait, can I ask you a quick question though?

01:13:02.000 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can, yeah.

01:13:05.000 Oh, thank you.

01:13:06.000 I know you kind of touched on it earlier in the week, but I just wanted to know what you thought of Maureen McCollins at the New York Post, her like 1,800-word essay about how shitty the Howard Stern show is.

01:13:19.000 Just because it was like spot on.

01:13:20.000 And I didn't, like, do you also go on Reddit to like, because she like referenced that a lot in the article, just like everybody's like, this show sucks.

01:13:28.000 Kind of like what I've been calling about the last couple of weeks.

01:13:30.000 Yeah, you always call in about Stern, don't you?

01:13:34.000 Yeah, I think.

01:13:35.000 No, just because he's a kvetching, neurotic, Jewish old man who wants to be a hermit, and COVID has justified all that.

01:13:48.000 Now he can hide in his basement, and he's also pussy whipped.

01:13:53.000 This is what no one talks about.

01:13:54.000 Jimmy Kimmel, Howard Stern, Bill de Blasio, they're all doing what their boring cunt wives, their trophy wives want them to do.

01:14:04.000 Not that I call Bill de Blasio's wife a trophy wife.

01:14:06.000 So the reason Bill de Blasio is ruining New York and spending $800 million on Thrive is to appease his cunt wife.

01:14:15.000 We could all die.

01:14:16.000 We could all burn tomorrow.

01:14:17.000 That's fine.

01:14:18.000 And Jimmy Kimmel, Beth, or not Beth, but Molly wants to get invited to all these cool dinner parties.

01:14:24.000 You have to hate Trump, so he hates Trump.

01:14:27.000 And then the same with Howard Stern.

01:14:29.000 He lost his edge because Beth likes that.

01:14:31.000 And he's just like, whatever gets me head.

01:14:33.000 So we all have to suffer.

01:14:34.000 But yeah, that was a great article.

01:14:36.000 And I think this show has kind of improved since it came out.

01:14:39.000 He seems a little more eager to be interesting.

01:14:43.000 Anyway, thanks for coming.

01:14:44.000 I agree with that.

01:14:44.000 Yeah, he had a little bit more edge.

01:14:46.000 Thanks, guys.

01:14:46.000 Have a great night.

01:14:48.000 You know, I can't think of a time when we've said, all right, you can do more than one thing.

01:14:52.000 And the second thing has been a good thing.

01:14:56.000 That guy nailed it.

01:14:58.000 You did good, right?

01:14:59.000 No.

01:14:59.000 Oh.

01:15:00.000 That sucked.

01:15:01.000 Just like you.

01:15:02.000 Fudge.

01:15:03.000 Wait, what's this live chat?

01:15:04.000 Pull it up.

01:15:05.000 I'm trying to sign in right now.

01:15:07.000 Okay.

01:15:08.000 I'm trying to create my name.

01:15:10.000 My name is Ryan Katsi Riveri.

01:15:14.000 Oh, nothing wrong with that.

01:15:16.000 Yeah.

01:15:16.000 And then you just use your password like for what you use for your bank account and everything?

01:15:20.000 No, you have to.

01:15:22.000 Wait, the password you used is your general password you used for all your banking and all your other stuff?

01:15:27.000 You could.

01:15:28.000 And what's that?

01:15:29.000 Is that the one Georgie where the O is a zero?

01:15:32.000 I'm not going to.

01:15:33.000 And the I is an exclamation mark, and then it's dash-dash.

01:15:35.000 I'm not going to.

01:15:36.000 And then it's a smiley face giving the finger?

01:15:38.000 I'm not going to tell you that.

01:15:40.000 Okay.

01:15:41.000 You know why?

01:15:42.000 Why?

01:15:42.000 It's sensitive information.

01:15:43.000 If people find it, they can hurt me, you see.

01:15:46.000 Hurt you?

01:15:47.000 Yes.

01:15:48.000 Like, step on your fingers?

01:15:49.000 Yeah.

01:15:50.000 Oh.

01:15:50.000 Yeah.

01:15:51.000 I have no idea.

01:15:52.000 Oh, my God.

01:15:53.000 That's terrible.

01:15:54.000 So are you logging in?

01:15:55.000 Log in.

01:15:55.000 I'm trying.

01:15:56.000 Let's see.

01:15:57.000 What's the matter?

01:15:58.000 You can't remember your password?

01:15:59.000 You just started an account.

01:16:01.000 Let's see.

01:16:01.000 Register new.

01:16:02.000 Okay, it said I'm registered, but now none of these are working here.

01:16:06.000 Well, that's not a very good ad for the show.

01:16:10.000 Login has been temporarily blocked for this user.

01:16:12.000 Okay.

01:16:13.000 Well, I'll figure this out.

01:16:14.000 All right, you do that.

01:16:15.000 Let's take another call.

01:16:17.000 Okay.

01:16:17.000 We have Josh.

01:16:23.000 Okay.

01:16:24.000 These are taking a long time to load.

01:16:25.000 There we go, Josh.

01:16:28.000 Hey, what's up?

01:16:30.000 Hey, man.

01:16:32.000 I got three quick questions.

01:16:34.000 Gavin, you're a Red Letter Media fan.

01:16:37.000 Who's your favorite host?

01:16:38.000 Mike J or Rich?

01:16:41.000 What's Red Letter Media?

01:16:42.000 Is that those drunk movie review guys?

01:16:46.000 Yes.

01:16:48.000 I don't know.

01:16:48.000 I like the guy that used to...

01:16:50.000 That guy.

01:16:51.000 The top.

01:16:52.000 The top guy.

01:16:53.000 Yeah, yeah, I like him too.

01:16:54.000 He's pretty good.

01:16:55.000 Okay.

01:16:56.000 All right.

01:16:56.000 Well, thanks for calling.

01:16:57.000 It was great.

01:16:58.000 It was great tuning in.

01:16:59.000 Great to hear from you.

01:17:00.000 Fuck Mary Kill.

01:17:02.000 No, sorry.

01:17:04.000 One is always enough.

01:17:07.000 Less is more.

01:17:09.000 And I'm not a Red Letter Media fan.

01:17:11.000 I watched that guy's Star Wars things where he talked about how derivative they are or something.

01:17:19.000 He really broke down how they all repeat each other and he showed them scene by scene.

01:17:24.000 It was incredibly in-depth.

01:17:25.000 I don't like Star Wars per se, but it was just so much work went into it.

01:17:31.000 It seems like hundreds of hours.

01:17:34.000 This guy's thing just says, fuck it.

01:17:36.000 909, you're on the line, line, line.

01:17:39.000 What's up, gang, gang?

01:17:41.000 Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang.

01:17:44.000 Easy.

01:17:46.000 Sleazy.

01:17:49.000 What's up, guys?

01:17:52.000 So, I have a question, Gav.

01:17:57.000 You know that, have you been keeping up with any of these, like, Manosphere guys on YouTube?

01:18:03.000 Manosphere.

01:18:04.000 You mean, like, Anomaly?

01:18:05.000 What?

01:18:07.000 No, there's, like, these guys who literally talk about like this thing called, like, the Red Pill Manosphere.

01:18:14.000 And you know, a lot of these guys, there's this guy called Roll Tomasi.

01:18:19.000 There's this new crew called Fresh and Fit.

01:18:22.000 It's like this Red Pill kind of like filling chicks in on how guys think about sex and relationships and stuff.

01:18:32.000 And a lot of these.

01:18:34.000 It sounds perfectly healthy and eminently bannable.

01:18:39.000 Exactly.

01:18:40.000 Yeah, that's my thought.

01:18:41.000 So I feel like these guys are going to get fucked at some point.

01:18:44.000 But also, these guys, a lot of these guys are proponent on, you know, totally just getting rid of dating in America.

01:18:53.000 And like a lot of these guys, maybe in their mid or late 30s, or all they're doing is going maybe to Japan or over to like Eastern Europe to like, you know, find like a mate.

01:19:05.000 What do you think about that?

01:19:06.000 Like completely just abandoning ship here and then just having a good time.

01:19:12.000 And then when you're ready to settle down, going out there and catching, you know, a girl who's not fucked up in the head with all this crazy liberal and feminism and all this stuff.

01:19:23.000 Is that an honest way to go?

01:19:25.000 You think it's a Catholic thing to do?

01:19:27.000 I don't know.

01:19:27.000 I mean, there's 160 million women in this town.

01:19:31.000 A lot of them are town in this country.

01:19:34.000 A lot of them are babies and old ladies.

01:19:36.000 But there's tens and tens of millions of women.

01:19:40.000 Aren't there southern bells we could rely on?

01:19:43.000 We're totally giving up on all the women in America.

01:19:46.000 Plus with Japan.

01:19:47.000 I don't know.

01:19:48.000 I don't know.

01:19:48.000 It's a different culture, different jokes.

01:19:51.000 You can't joke about happy days.

01:19:52.000 Can't you just find a woman and fix her?

01:19:55.000 Not a degenerate fucking crackhead, but, you know, my wife was pretty brainwashed by stuff, and I think I got her pretty much on track.

01:20:05.000 And I don't know, the Eastern European women, yeah, they do seem great, and they tend to have their heads screwed on correctly, but I don't like accents.

01:20:13.000 So they're not MGTOW.

01:20:15.000 They're not like abandon all women.

01:20:18.000 No, they're not like, well, I mean, you know, there's different degrees of this, obviously, but, you know, like some of the main proponents of this stuff, you know, they say, you know, go to Eastern Europe, go to Japan, go to other countries.

01:20:33.000 Thailand, I think a lot of them go to.

01:20:36.000 You know, these women are beautiful.

01:20:37.000 And like, to me, it seems kind of rational and reasonable because I'm in my late 20s.

01:20:43.000 And the girls that I've seen and had kind of interactions with, I mean, it's kind of messy, man.

01:20:50.000 It feels like a lot of work.

01:20:51.000 You know, romance seems like a lot of, it seems kind of not achievable almost, you know?

01:20:58.000 Yeah, I think you're...

01:20:59.000 Where do you live?

01:21:03.000 I'm in Tucson, Arizona.

01:21:05.000 Hmm.

01:21:06.000 That should be a pretty cool place, pretty red-pilled.

01:21:09.000 Are you hanging around with college clouds?

01:21:13.000 Not really.

01:21:14.000 Not recently, because the COVID thing really fucked shit up.

01:21:16.000 I've only been here for like a year.

01:21:20.000 Yeah, dude.

01:21:21.000 It's just messy.

01:21:23.000 I get the Eastern European thing.

01:21:25.000 It worked out for Jack Pisobic.

01:21:26.000 It worked out for John Matzey of Parlor.

01:21:29.000 The Asian thing, I mean, I would resort to that if I had a burn or I was ugly or if I was five feet tall.

01:21:38.000 But I think you can do better.

01:21:41.000 Travel around a bit.

01:21:42.000 I don't know.

01:21:43.000 Start a band or work with a band or something.

01:21:45.000 That just seems to me like, I'm not talking about the Eastern European thing, but as far as the Asian thing, going to Thailand just really feels like throwing in the towel.

01:21:55.000 Really?

01:21:56.000 See, I feel like it's almost like it's almost like kind of not a cop-out, but at least it's kind of a redemption quality.

01:22:08.000 You know, you're bringing somebody who's out here and Thai women are kind of beautiful.

01:22:14.000 And it doesn't have to be Thai.

01:22:15.000 I mean, any other girl.

01:22:18.000 I don't know.

01:22:18.000 It cannot be easier to find a compatible partner in a third world country like Thailand than it can be in the United States of America.

01:22:27.000 I mean, come on.

01:22:28.000 Unless you're really fat, really ugly, or really short.

01:22:32.000 Anyway, we're going to go.

01:22:33.000 What are your thoughts on this?

01:22:35.000 No.

01:22:36.000 Don't move to other countries.

01:22:37.000 No, no.

01:22:38.000 No more thoughts on this.

01:22:39.000 I don't do twos.

01:22:41.000 It never works.

01:22:43.000 He might be like, what are your thoughts on this?

01:22:46.000 If you were to sit on a thumbtack until your ass went numb, do you think it would still hurt?

01:22:52.000 I'm not saying you're going to say that, sir, but I'm being comical and hyperbolic.

01:22:56.000 Imagine he was.

01:22:57.000 These are great for kids' baseball games, by the way.

01:22:59.000 Although I have to say, when other parents see you with them, especially in the affluent suburbs of New York, they don't go, oh, cool.

01:23:06.000 They go, oh.

01:23:09.000 It's like you have a sheet over your head while you shoot up heroin.

01:23:13.000 They're disappointed.

01:23:15.000 But I'm getting used to that in the burbs.

01:23:17.000 Ooh, that looks like a good vein for heroin.

01:23:20.000 Yum.

01:23:21.000 Oh, wow.

01:23:22.000 That's totally an HV.

01:23:24.000 I'd love to just fucking...

01:23:26.000 Mr. Biden, give me a prick.

01:23:29.000 Make sure it pokes and it really does stick.

01:23:33.000 I want you to come all over my face, Mr. Joe Bide.

01:23:39.000 See, that one we can make fun of.

01:23:43.000 The autistic one, that's...

01:23:45.000 That's tateable.

01:23:45.000 That's sad.

01:23:46.000 That's tateable.

01:23:47.000 Sure.

01:23:48.000 Harry.

01:23:49.000 Is Sunday school problems?

01:23:50.000 That's not a great endorsement, by the way.

01:23:54.000 A severely mentally ill kid is on board.

01:23:56.000 And a fruit.

01:23:57.000 Yeah.

01:23:58.000 Harry.

01:24:00.000 Hello.

01:24:02.000 Hello.

01:24:02.000 Hey.

01:24:05.000 Near me?

01:24:06.000 Yep.

01:24:08.000 How's it going?

01:24:09.000 So after a couple months of Joe Biden stammering over every word, I know it's ancient news, but Trump did that Hannity interview.

01:24:18.000 And he's like, you know, a lot of senators not doing too good.

01:24:21.000 Not going to name them, but one of them's Mitch McConnell.

01:24:23.000 And I'm like, who doesn't fucking miss this guy?

01:24:26.000 I know.

01:24:26.000 Why do comedians hate him so much when he was around?

01:24:30.000 They weren't even political people.

01:24:32.000 All these people that hate him, they don't know what the capital gains tax is or what the population of Mexico is.

01:24:39.000 They're not into that.

01:24:41.000 But they're just like, I fucking hate him.

01:24:42.000 And I'm like, you're not political.

01:24:44.000 He's fun.

01:24:45.000 Ergo, you hate fun.

01:24:49.000 Exactly.

01:24:49.000 It's not pro-gay.

01:24:51.000 It's not pro-black lives.

01:24:52.000 It's anti-you.

01:24:54.000 It's fuck this.

01:24:56.000 Yeah.

01:24:57.000 We love you.

01:24:58.000 That's a guy.

01:24:59.000 A guy said that.

01:25:02.000 He was funny.

01:25:04.000 Exactly.

01:25:04.000 He's a fucking stud.

01:25:06.000 What I really called to say is I've been with my girlfriend for over three years.

01:25:11.000 And we took a trip down to Kentucky.

01:25:14.000 And she fucking loves it.

01:25:15.000 The cost of living compared to Chicago is like amazing.

01:25:19.000 I got a buddy down there.

01:25:20.000 And like, you've moved around a lot.

01:25:21.000 You've moved around countries.

01:25:22.000 So like, I don't know how you feel about just picking up and like taking all your shit and going somewhere else.

01:25:28.000 I'll see you there, my friend.

01:25:29.000 I got a lot of loose ends to tie up here in New York with my kids and high school and stuff, but that's where I'm headed.

01:25:36.000 Eastern Tennessee, North South Carolina, that little cluster.

01:25:40.000 I can't handle the heat of Florida or Texas.

01:25:44.000 There's other good spots around, but I like that I'll be close to New York.

01:25:50.000 And I just, I've done a lot of research.

01:25:55.000 When I said I was moving, I got like 2,000 emails.

01:25:59.000 I went through them all and I did a topographical map.

01:26:02.000 And that little cluster, eastern Tennessee, that's where everyone was suggesting.

01:26:08.000 And one of the most common ideas was you go outside of Asheville and your daughter and the kids and your wife can go shopping and get organic vegan burgers or whatever, right?

01:26:22.000 If they want to do that gay shit.

01:26:24.000 But that's just a tiny little blue dot in a sea of red.

01:26:28.000 So you're with your buddies.

01:26:32.000 Gotcha.

01:26:32.000 Yeah.

01:26:33.000 All right.

01:26:33.000 Thanks for joining me.

01:26:35.000 No.

01:26:35.000 Thanks.

01:26:36.000 That was already pretty much two.

01:26:39.000 But not really.

01:26:43.000 Remember when I would do drawings and sell them and give them to people and help John and Max raise money?

01:26:49.000 Can't do that anymore.

01:26:51.000 That got shut down.

01:26:52.000 And remember when I used to do cameos and send all the money to John Kinsman's black wife and black kids?

01:26:59.000 That got shut down by a guy named Cox.

01:27:02.000 Advice, British guy.

01:27:04.000 He shut that down and stopped them from getting thousands and thousands of dollars.

01:27:10.000 Isn't that fucking awesome?

01:27:12.000 These leftist activists?

01:27:15.000 Aren't they wonderful people who are out there fighting hate?

01:27:19.000 Yes.

01:27:20.000 You really fought some fucking hate there, didn't you, cocksucker?

01:27:23.000 By the way, I got a letter from John Kinsman the other day, and he said that he was talking to a man in a motorcycle club.

01:27:33.000 I don't want to get killed by the Hell's Angels, but it was a Hell's Angel.

01:27:37.000 And his counselor was a woman, and she said, have you got any support from any of your boys?

01:27:43.000 And he goes, nope.

01:27:45.000 But I have my family.

01:27:46.000 My family's been good.

01:27:47.000 They've been keeping my commissary up.

01:27:49.000 And then, apparently, the counselor sighed and she said, seems like the only clubs that help out their members are the Proud Boys.

01:28:03.000 Isn't that fun?

01:28:04.000 Of course, he had to say that in a very coded way because you're not allowed to mention Proud Boys in prison letters.

01:28:09.000 Now, to defend the Hell's Angels, they have a rule if you were in a fight with the pagans at a casino in Vegas, and you're one of the guys that's shot and it's a gang-related fight.

01:28:24.000 We have your back.

01:28:25.000 We keep your commissary topped up.

01:28:26.000 We pay for all your lawyers' fees and stuff.

01:28:29.000 They also have a rule where, say you get caught dealing mess.

01:28:35.000 You're on your own, buddy.

01:28:36.000 We're not going to advocate that for a million reasons.

01:28:39.000 One is like RICO charges.

01:28:41.000 It makes the club look bad.

01:28:43.000 No.

01:28:44.000 So go ahead and sell mess, by the way.

01:28:46.000 That's not verboten, but that's you taking your risk, so you got to pay the piper.

01:28:52.000 But proud boys don't really have that rule because that's not the way we, well, I guess we sort of do.

01:28:58.000 People will be more inclined.

01:29:00.000 If a guy fucking killed a kid and he was a proud boy, he's not going to be getting any money in his commissary.

01:29:05.000 But I think with John and Max, they clearly, you know, were innocent walking home from a talk of mine and they were jumped by Antifa and because it didn't fit the political narrative, they were fucking thrown in prison.

01:29:21.000 So please send them a note.

01:29:23.000 Send them a letter.

01:29:23.000 Send them a book.

01:29:25.000 Max, Max doesn't, John is really into art.

01:29:29.000 He's into painting and stuff, and he'll pour into a really deep novel.

01:29:33.000 Max is into cooking and weightlifting and silly, stupid stuff.

01:29:37.000 Like I sent him Peter Baggie's Hate Comics, the collection there.

01:29:40.000 I think he really enjoyed that.

01:29:41.000 He said he really enjoyed that.

01:29:43.000 Max is more of a goof.

01:29:45.000 He doesn't have kids.

01:29:46.000 John is a family man, and he's very Christian, and he's more into the big picture kind of stuff.

01:29:51.000 He's also into stocks.

01:29:52.000 If you have any tips on short-term stocks, him and Zenoa are really getting into that.

01:29:56.000 I also have some new news.

01:29:58.000 Mercedes Carrera has been shifted to a new address.

01:30:05.000 I am 99.9% sure she's totally innocent.

01:30:08.000 She's a friend of mine, but one has to allow for the possibility that she did molest her daughter.

01:30:13.000 Obviously, my fucking hair will fall out if that's true.

01:30:16.000 I can't believe it's true.

01:30:17.000 But as a rational being, you have to allow for that little percent, that tiny percent.

01:30:25.000 So I'm not going to sit here and say I'm 100% sure she's innocent the way I do with John and Max, because I know that case inside and out.

01:30:32.000 But I believe in my heart of hearts, in my soul, that she's innocent and deserves some attention.

01:30:38.000 I sent you her new address, Ryan.

01:30:41.000 If you could put that on the screen.

01:30:43.000 I can't remember if I texted or emailed.

01:30:45.000 I think I emailed.

01:30:46.000 See here.

01:30:47.000 And when I send you an address, I've checked it out because these prison addresses are really hard.

01:30:55.000 And you get one thing wrong.

01:30:56.000 You got to get the DIN number right.

01:30:57.000 So we'll put that up on the screen and you can just screenshot it.

01:31:01.000 I like to say screen grab, but my kids make fun of me when I say that.

01:31:06.000 How are you doing?

01:31:06.000 I got it here.

01:31:07.000 Yeah, the skewer: Rancho Kookamunga.

01:31:10.000 I used to get her calls, and I was like, Rancho Kookamunga?

01:31:14.000 That's obviously fake.

01:31:15.000 Where does it call from?

01:31:16.000 The Biodome?

01:31:20.000 There's her DIN number.

01:31:22.000 West Valley Detention Center, 9,500.

01:31:25.000 Etty Wanda.

01:31:26.000 I've checked all the spelling on everything, and that's definitely her DIN number.

01:31:31.000 So check it out.

01:31:34.000 I'll attach that to the end of the episode.

01:31:37.000 And always remember with prisoners, they have to be very careful.

01:31:40.000 They can't discuss hate groups, including Proud Boys.

01:31:44.000 They can't discuss other inmates.

01:31:46.000 You can't give them an address for an inmate.

01:31:50.000 Yeah, stuff like that.

01:31:51.000 All right.

01:31:52.000 Next call.

01:31:53.000 Okay.

01:31:55.000 I believe this is Tony.

01:31:57.000 Does it say Tony?

01:31:58.000 I'm here.

01:31:59.000 I'm here.

01:32:00.000 Kill me now.

01:32:02.000 It's Tony.

01:32:05.000 Hey guys, so I thought the masks were done because the Oscars, you guys didn't notice, everyone in the crowd didn't have a mask on.

01:32:17.000 But then in the last 24 hours, I realized it's full-on mask wars right now.

01:32:22.000 You have Congress last night all masked up, socially distanced, when they all have the vaccine.

01:32:29.000 And then tonight, the NFL announced only people who vaccinated can come and watch feet from the stage.

01:32:38.000 And so the vaccinated showed up and they made them wear masks.

01:32:42.000 So what's going on?

01:32:44.000 You know, that's pretty crazy.

01:32:47.000 Another little tidbit in Joe Biden's speech the other night, he said there's 350 corporations that didn't pay any tax last year, even though they made $40 billion in profit.

01:33:00.000 Well, hey, Joe, if you take all of that, 40 billion pays for maybe like national parks for like a couple days, that's not going to pay for free college for everybody.

01:33:14.000 So, you know, I thought that was interesting.

01:33:16.000 Yeah, the last time I looked in on this, which was a very long time ago, I think the government was spending $3.5 billion a day.

01:33:23.000 But that would probably be back in Obama times.

01:33:28.000 And the spending we're doing now is unbelievable.

01:33:31.000 So they could talk about corporations and billions while they spend trillions.

01:33:37.000 Yeah.

01:33:38.000 Yep, I know.

01:33:39.000 And so my latest theory is they're going to say the COVID vaccine didn't work.

01:33:46.000 We're getting, our COVID cases are going up, and we're getting pretty close to half the country at least with one shot.

01:33:54.000 That's mathematically impossible.

01:33:57.000 You're going out of flu season into non-flu season with half the country vaccinated, at least with one shot that's supposed to be 66% effective.

01:34:06.000 That eliminates like half the country from spreading it.

01:34:10.000 So unless this thing drops off the cliff in cases and deaths in the next couple months, which everyone's anticipating with the mayor of New York City opening up July 1, but I just think there's too much of a weird global cabal that's going to force us to keep masks on,

01:34:29.000 even if you get vaccinated, and they're going to force you to get vaccinated.

01:34:32.000 Colleges in my state are telling you the kids, they can't come back to school in the fall if they don't have a vaccination.

01:34:40.000 And then 29 airlines have just signed on that you can't fly without being vaccinated.

01:34:46.000 So you're not going to be able to fly.

01:34:47.000 You're not going to be able to go to school.

01:34:50.000 You're not going to be able to work.

01:34:52.000 I just have a friend that quit his job because he refused to get vaccinated.

01:34:56.000 So they, I think, fired him.

01:34:58.000 He's suing him.

01:35:00.000 Wow.

01:35:01.000 So strange.

01:35:02.000 So wait a minute.

01:35:02.000 There's one thing I'm unclear on here.

01:35:04.000 You're saying the cases are going up and the deaths might be going up.

01:35:08.000 Are those real COVID deaths or are those are all fake inflated numbers?

01:35:13.000 Oh, well, I'm glad you asked.

01:35:15.000 I'm good friends with a nurse of 30 years in my local major hospital.

01:35:19.000 She says there's more people coming in from strokes from the vaccine and having a reaction to that than COVID patients in the hospital.

01:35:29.000 And she says all the cases are going up.

01:35:32.000 It's almost all younger people because, you know, they're being active and whatnot, but they're being caught with it because, you know, they have to go to Hawaii, you have to have a suave to get on the plane to go to Hawaii.

01:35:45.000 And they go, oh, shit, I had a little sore throat, but I didn't know I had COVID because it's like nothing.

01:35:52.000 And so, you know, the cases and deaths, I don't, I agree.

01:35:56.000 I mean, you know what?

01:35:57.000 It's crazy is people dying.

01:35:58.000 My wife's uncle took the COVID vaccine like two months ago, had a stroke, severe stroke two days later.

01:36:05.000 And supposedly the major hospital in one of the major cities in the country and nearby, it's more stroke victims.

01:36:14.000 And she says the newspapers won't report on it.

01:36:17.000 So when you say the numbers are going to go up and the deaths are going to go up, you don't mean they literally are going to go up.

01:36:23.000 You mean the reporting on them is going to go up.

01:36:28.000 They're going to be inflated more.

01:36:29.000 Or it could be that it's actually happening and the vaccine's not working.

01:36:34.000 I mean, I don't know.

01:36:36.000 I don't know.

01:36:37.000 I mean, what's strange about this whole thing is we had three pandemics in the 20th century.

01:36:43.000 You had the Spanish flu in 1918 to 1919.

01:36:48.000 Ridiculously, I mean, there's 50 million people died from it.

01:36:52.000 Okay, so we're not even close to that.

01:36:54.000 But then you had the Hong Kong flu and the Asian flu, 58, 57, and 68, 69.

01:37:01.000 You had Woodstock during the Hong Kong flu.

01:37:05.000 But wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:37:06.000 When you said 50 million people, you mean globally?

01:37:09.000 That can't be America.

01:37:12.000 That was globally, yeah.

01:37:13.000 Right.

01:37:13.000 So all your stats now are global deaths.

01:37:17.000 Yes.

01:37:18.000 Yeah, okay.

01:37:19.000 Well, yes.

01:37:22.000 I would say domestically too, though, if you just go and Google COVID cases and look at the line chart, our line chart's been steadily Going up in April as more people are getting vaccinated.

01:37:34.000 So there's an inverse relationship.

01:37:38.000 So I'm academic.

01:37:39.000 Yeah, but the problem with that is I think they're insisting on a lot more tests.

01:37:47.000 Like to go to a Mets game right now, all your kids need a COVID test.

01:37:53.000 Half of these kids probably had it and didn't even know they didn't have symptoms.

01:37:58.000 Yeah, and they're testing Pepsi, Pepsi Pro or whatever.

01:38:03.000 Pepsi Max is testing positive for COVID.

01:38:06.000 So is, I think, guacamole.

01:38:08.000 I'm not kidding.

01:38:12.000 Yeah, I heard of a plate of curry tested positive.

01:38:15.000 I'm not kidding either.

01:38:17.000 Well, the big picture I always think is we saw, we put this on the show a while ago.

01:38:24.000 I should print this out and put it on the wall.

01:38:26.000 The number of deaths in America per year have been going up about 1.8% a year, and so is the population.

01:38:34.000 So number of deaths has been like, what, half a million, 450,000, 600,000?

01:38:40.000 It's 1.8% of the country dies every year.

01:38:43.000 So it's like 3 million people die a year.

01:38:45.000 And you're right, it goes up.

01:38:47.000 Like this year will be 3 million.

01:38:49.000 Next year it'll be 3 million, like 200,000.

01:38:52.000 Then it'll be 300,000, 400,000.

01:38:54.000 Just like, you know, why every voter every four years, the president gets the most votes of her.

01:38:58.000 It's because our population grows like 10% every 10 years.

01:39:02.000 Right.

01:39:04.000 So that refutes this whole idea that Trump killed half a million.

01:39:11.000 If you take flu, cold, and pneumonia deaths, we're at like 300,000 a year on average.

01:39:16.000 So they say we're at 500,000 deaths.

01:39:20.000 So this killed 200,000 people more.

01:39:22.000 Now, a good point my liberal friend said, said, hey, I was all for not killing Granny, but now Granny can get the vaccine.

01:39:29.000 So we should be able to, no young people are dying, so we should be able to go to school, work if Granny's got the vaccine.

01:39:36.000 But they're not happy with just all the old people being protected.

01:39:40.000 And they're the only ones dying.

01:39:41.000 The average age, as everyone knows, is 78 years old in the United States.

01:39:45.000 It's 82 years old in Italy because they're not all fat.

01:39:49.000 They're small little people in Italy.

01:39:52.000 I don't know why I gave you so many points.

01:39:53.000 I just feel like a bond with you, but it doesn't make sense.

01:39:56.000 You've been talking way too long.

01:39:58.000 Get this fucker off the fucking phones.

01:40:00.000 I'll fade him.

01:40:01.000 Go fuck yourself.

01:40:01.000 I fucking.

01:40:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:40:03.000 Big talker.

01:40:04.000 You just got the fade.

01:40:06.000 As I push him off the cliff.

01:40:07.000 He's talking a big game.

01:40:12.000 I guess, you know, I've been really interested in this faking a COVID vaccine card.

01:40:20.000 And then I found a couple of things here.

01:40:21.000 So there's a couple of bills that people are working on to penalize the falsification.

01:40:26.000 So it's not happened yet.

01:40:28.000 This is one chip.

01:40:29.000 But look, the only way that you're ever going to not have fakes is if it's a whatchamacallit.

01:40:37.000 Like a card with a UR code, a code where you hold up your phone, they go zip, zip.

01:40:43.000 That's the only way anything can not be forged in 2021.

01:40:48.000 But most of the people I meet who have, show that card, most of the people I meet have that card.

01:40:53.000 I can do that on my printer at home right now.

01:40:55.000 Yeah, I'm going to.

01:40:57.000 Allegedly.

01:40:59.000 As a joke.

01:41:00.000 For fun.

01:41:00.000 I'm just kidding, folks.

01:41:02.000 Yeah, so people are warning, blah, blah, blah.

01:41:04.000 Don't fucking do that.

01:41:06.000 And then I found this.

01:41:07.000 This is in August 2020.

01:41:10.000 Could people be jailed, fined for refusing COVID-19 vaccine in the U.S.?

01:41:14.000 True.

01:41:16.000 Yeah.

01:41:16.000 Spooky.

01:41:17.000 We haven't got there yet.

01:41:18.000 It's the word could, so it's not really an interesting concept.

01:41:22.000 All right, next call.

01:41:26.000 We have Michael.

01:41:29.000 Getting serious.

01:41:29.000 I'm going to wrap it up.

01:41:31.000 Michael, are you...

01:41:33.000 What's that, Mike?

01:41:34.000 Go ahead and click on it.

01:41:36.000 Click on the green picture.

01:41:39.000 I mean, talk.

01:41:42.000 Green's always positive.

01:41:44.000 Clicking is not working.

01:41:45.000 That sucks, too.

01:41:46.000 He's been waiting for a long time.

01:41:47.000 37 minutes.

01:41:49.000 And he's talking about the vaccine, too.

01:41:52.000 That's a damn shame.

01:41:53.000 Here we go.

01:41:53.000 Let me try this.

01:41:55.000 You're going to call him?

01:41:57.000 Wow, that's unorthodox.

01:41:58.000 It is.

01:42:01.000 Now I've seen everything.

01:42:02.000 I feel like you should get a fair shake, even though the tech is a little goofy.

01:42:07.000 My wife was playing, I think, poker or something with her mom and her dad.

01:42:12.000 And she goes, what's wild?

01:42:16.000 And my wife said, three clubs are wild.

01:42:19.000 And I heard my mother-in-law go, three clubs wild?

01:42:24.000 Okay, now I've seen everything.

01:42:31.000 We're into an automated voice messaging system.

01:42:33.000 Ah, farts.

01:42:34.000 All right, Mike.

01:42:35.000 Michael Bober.

01:42:36.000 Oh, whoa, he's back.

01:42:38.000 Oh, wait, that was his voice.

01:42:39.000 Ah, shit.

01:42:40.000 He's not back.

01:42:42.000 Hey, Mike, call me.

01:42:44.000 Oh, I was just going to give up my phone number.

01:42:46.000 That went well.

01:42:47.000 That's not good.

01:42:48.000 All right.

01:42:48.000 All right, we'll pick somebody else.

01:42:49.000 Nick Airplanes.

01:42:52.000 Nick, you there?

01:42:53.000 What the fuck?

01:42:53.000 Oh, that is working then.

01:42:54.000 Okay.

01:42:55.000 Yeah, Nick.

01:42:57.000 I want to feel your burn with my heels on.

01:43:00.000 I want you to stick the heel of your shoe into my prostate as I come.

01:43:05.000 Yikes.

01:43:06.000 Oh, that's what Bernie was talking about?

01:43:09.000 Yeah.

01:43:10.000 That is pretty radical.

01:43:11.000 I'll give that.

01:43:12.000 That is pretty radical.

01:43:13.000 Feel Bernie.

01:43:17.000 Anyway, I'm not sure if you've flying recently at all, but I know you have a problem with the attire.

01:43:22.000 I think it's getting worse.

01:43:23.000 It's not turning into a slumber party.

01:43:24.000 It's turning to a club night in the hood.

01:43:28.000 It's terrible.

01:43:29.000 It's Rodeo Clown Central.

01:43:31.000 And remember the other show, I said, I got to show you some examples of this.

01:43:36.000 I have the examples here.

01:43:37.000 The reason they didn't work on the show is because I fucking emailed them to myself like a retard.

01:43:42.000 But I'll email them to Ryan right now.

01:43:45.000 It is.

01:43:48.000 It's like the crazy...

01:43:49.000 You know when you see those ghetto fights on the street during like freak week?

01:43:53.000 It's those guys.

01:43:54.000 Yep.

01:43:55.000 And maybe it's because flights are cheap now or something, But they're so fucking shameless.

01:44:04.000 Yeah, and I was going to take pictures and show you guys some evidence, but I thought I would get arrested if I took pictures of this stuff.

01:44:11.000 It was so disgusting.

01:44:12.000 I saw no fewer than five buttholes because these morbidly obese people were wearing see-through leggings.

01:44:19.000 It was disgusting.

01:44:20.000 Oh, you actually saw the brown ring around the actual brown ring.

01:44:24.000 I'm not talking ass crack.

01:44:26.000 I'm talking butthole.

01:44:27.000 Wow.

01:44:28.000 Wow.

01:44:29.000 Actually, that was the original working title for this show.

01:44:32.000 I'm talking butthole.

01:44:33.000 I thought that was brown ring.

01:44:35.000 It did not fly.

01:44:36.000 Brown ring was the second title.

01:44:40.000 Yeah, it's weird.

01:44:41.000 I mean, I know it's a dumb thing to pine for the days of the three-piece suits, but actually, I have a better picture of her.

01:44:50.000 What are these fucking giant shower caps?

01:44:53.000 But Gavin, why not?

01:44:54.000 Why not pine for those days?

01:44:56.000 I mean, flight is a miracle.

01:44:58.000 Why not dress like it?

01:44:59.000 Why not dress up for the days?

01:45:01.000 Going to invention church.

01:45:03.000 I totally agree with you.

01:45:04.000 I'm just saying, maybe that was wrong wording.

01:45:08.000 I'm obviously pining for that, but I should say I'm not demanding that.

01:45:11.000 But look at this.

01:45:13.000 Like, what?

01:45:14.000 She's got her shitty tattoos sticking out of the holes in her jeans.

01:45:18.000 At least she got jeans.

01:45:19.000 She's got, like, I don't know, two-pack Shakir or someone.

01:45:22.000 And then that fucking retarded shower cap on top of, like, a bandana.

01:45:27.000 Like, what is this mess?

01:45:29.000 And by the way, they're not allowed to let you bring a drink on the fucking plane.

01:45:32.000 You know how many times I have to chug my waw?

01:45:34.000 No, dummy.

01:45:36.000 You can take a drink that you bought there.

01:45:39.000 She bought it at the gate.

01:45:40.000 Oh, at the gate.

01:45:41.000 Detective gate.

01:45:42.000 Gotcha.

01:45:44.000 Have you got everything in that picture?

01:45:45.000 Your shitty leather jagid.

01:45:47.000 Yeah.

01:45:48.000 Of course, her carry-on is twice the maximum that she's going to be sticking over everyone's head because she can't check baggage or pack light.

01:45:56.000 I want to see the shoes.

01:45:57.000 What were the shoes like?

01:45:58.000 Were they flip-flops?

01:45:59.000 Dude, sandals?

01:46:00.000 This is embarrassing because I'm clearly in first class as I didn't take pictures.

01:46:05.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:46:06.000 So I had to be surreptitious.

01:46:08.000 But here was another one I just thought.

01:46:10.000 Like, are you trying to distract bulls?

01:46:15.000 Dude, you got to let me go to the airport with a video camera and just document.

01:46:19.000 Look at this shit.

01:46:21.000 Like, who knew illegal aliens would be the dapper class?

01:46:26.000 That kid with the bro one and bro two.

01:46:29.000 I mean, at least his colors are relatively muted.

01:46:32.000 And he's like, what the hell are you wearing?

01:46:34.000 Look at this kid's face.

01:46:36.000 Yeah, he's confused.

01:46:37.000 Are you addiomine?

01:46:39.000 Are you going to be handing out balloons soon?

01:46:42.000 Look at her.

01:46:43.000 Her ankles are on fire from her hot pink shoes.

01:46:47.000 Can't you feel it?

01:46:53.000 And that's if you're lucky enough to avoid seeing a fist fight.

01:46:58.000 Which they can't do anything about.

01:47:05.000 Can you imagine if all the stuff you saw about African-Americans of a certain income level was all rednecks with like cowboy hats on and no shirt?

01:47:17.000 Can you imagine the outrage?

01:47:19.000 Like the fight at the airport that went viral the other day.

01:47:21.000 That's gone now.

01:47:22.000 But if it was rednecks and cowboy hats, it would be like, redneck brawl again, ladies and gentlemen.

01:47:28.000 They're out of control.

01:47:29.000 It's a redneck site called WorldStar where you can see them all do their stupid shit.

01:47:36.000 Yeah, see, that's not acceptable.

01:47:38.000 Sweatpants are for sleepovers and movie marathons.

01:47:44.000 I go suit.

01:47:45.000 You know how good it feels to wear a suit, too?

01:47:47.000 And the flight attendants treat you really well.

01:47:50.000 Yeah.

01:47:50.000 Because you're crediting their profession.

01:47:52.000 Sure, sure.

01:47:53.000 Sure, sure.

01:47:54.000 It feels good.

01:47:55.000 It really does come up.

01:47:56.000 Some of the Chinese ones will actually say Xia Xia when you walk on.

01:47:59.000 Shia Shia.

01:48:00.000 Why would a homo like you look up women's travel outfits when you're looking at what to wear?

01:48:05.000 Shouldn't you be looking at men?

01:48:06.000 I clicked how to dress at airport.

01:48:08.000 Oh, here we go.

01:48:09.000 This is what I was looking for.

01:48:10.000 Well, it's usually the women that are the most vicious perpetrators of this.

01:48:15.000 All right.

01:48:16.000 Let's take one more call.

01:48:17.000 Travel outfits.

01:48:18.000 They're all sweatsuits.

01:48:20.000 Yeah.

01:48:20.000 You could wear green ones.

01:48:21.000 Given that you're wearing a sweatsuit, but here's some sweatsuits you could wear.

01:48:25.000 Sweatsuit with a necklace.

01:48:26.000 Sweatsuit with a bangle.

01:48:28.000 Men sweatsuit.

01:48:29.000 A grey sweatsuit.

01:48:31.000 Joseph.

01:48:33.000 Hello, Sir Gavin the Gay and the Duchess of the Fag Zone.

01:48:38.000 How dare you?

01:48:39.000 Go ahead.

01:48:41.000 Good.

01:48:41.000 I want to take a break from the normal discourse, touch upon a less mainstream topic, sort of a callback.

01:48:47.000 I have a slightly overdue beef with you, Gavin, about the importance of attending the funerals of family and friends you loved.

01:48:58.000 If I could just set the stage super quick, last month you had a show.

01:49:02.000 You told a story you described as macabre of some bitch who had a creamie because of cocaine, and then the baby died a week later, and then she fucking held an open casket funeral for the poor one-pounder.

01:49:14.000 Is this ringing a bell?

01:49:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:49:18.000 So I took a note when I listened to this show, and then I've just been busy with work, and I thought I had time now to call back and talk to you about it.

01:49:25.000 I will concede, you made a great point, which was, okay, someone you're close with, you actually have had a full life, like your mom or dad, for example, their face has significance to you.

01:49:37.000 So it makes sense to have an open casket funeral, probably significance to other people.

01:49:42.000 But you said, you know, premature newborn, on the other hand, who could possibly benefit from seeing that corpse, like in an open casket?

01:49:51.000 I agree with you there.

01:49:52.000 However, you then went on to recount a story of your grandmother's funeral with whom you were very close, and then you justified not attending, and you've made the claim that she would have been okay with you not attending given your circumstances at the time.

01:50:09.000 My contention is this.

01:50:11.000 You don't attend a loved one's funeral for their sake.

01:50:15.000 So it doesn't matter if she'd be okay if you didn't attend.

01:50:18.000 You attend for your sake.

01:50:20.000 It's for your own benefit.

01:50:22.000 So my reasoning is, as a fellow Catholic, we have these rituals.

01:50:28.000 I'm sure you know them, you're learning Them and they exist to serve a specific purpose, usually involved with honoring our faith and principles.

01:50:36.000 And I believe the purpose of a funeral ritual is to create a setting where you can basically reflect on the impact this person had on you, your own beliefs, and it kind of solidifies that person's significance to you.

01:50:53.000 So, of course, your grandma is okay with you flaking on the funeral.

01:50:58.000 She's moved on.

01:50:59.000 But it's you who missed out by not attending.

01:51:03.000 And so I kind of want to challenge you on that.

01:51:05.000 I like challenging people who are challenge worthy, like you.

01:51:09.000 And I want to see, like, did you feel guilty or not?

01:51:12.000 She was in the, like, did you visit her?

01:51:14.000 She was six months in the hospice or whatever.

01:51:16.000 What's your take?

01:51:18.000 It's something that haunts me on a, I would say, a weekly basis.

01:51:21.000 I feel deep regret about it and fear.

01:51:24.000 I'm not joking.

01:51:25.000 She was an atheist.

01:51:26.000 She couldn't have given less of a shit.

01:51:27.000 And Scottish people generally, funerals, they don't really care for them.

01:51:33.000 They put me in a cardboard box, throw me in the ground.

01:51:35.000 They don't do the Irish thing for days.

01:51:37.000 So it's not really my family's culture or my people's culture for that matter.

01:51:42.000 But as a Catholic, you're right.

01:51:43.000 I should have gone.

01:51:44.000 I talked to her every Sunday most of my life.

01:51:47.000 The last few years, it was very repetitive.

01:51:50.000 She was losing her marbles.

01:51:52.000 It was the same few questions every time.

01:51:55.000 Then she went to hospice or whatever, a home, and I couldn't get the letters to her.

01:52:00.000 The address didn't get right.

01:52:01.000 Eventually, I got the address.

01:52:02.000 I thought I did.

01:52:03.000 And she died, and I thought, at least I got her letter to her.

01:52:07.000 And then the letter came back, and it was like the postage was wrong or some bullshit.

01:52:11.000 And so she never, so I think she may have got the impression that Gavin just wants me to die.

01:52:16.000 I mean, he stopped calling me.

01:52:18.000 I don't get any letters.

01:52:19.000 Her son, my uncle, said, your grand would love to hear from you.

01:52:23.000 And I'm like, yeah, I sent it.

01:52:25.000 And so I think the message was, yeah, you should probably go.

01:52:29.000 You had a good run.

01:52:30.000 You're 97.

01:52:32.000 And then part of me goes, well, maybe that was the right message.

01:52:35.000 Maybe it was time to go.

01:52:37.000 I mean, she had no quality of life towards the end there.

01:52:40.000 And it's not like our conversations meant anything the past, say, 20 of them.

01:52:46.000 But yeah, I should have flown up there and gone to her funeral.

01:52:50.000 And it's something that haunts me, especially when I have the night terrors.

01:52:54.000 And thanks for you bringing that up.

01:52:55.000 I'll definitely be waking up at 4 a.m. and drenched in cold sweats, twitching and thinking about one of the worst mistakes I've ever made in my life, which was...

01:53:07.000 Well, hey, I got a solution for you.

01:53:09.000 I had a grandma, too, that I was very close with.

01:53:12.000 I grew up with.

01:53:13.000 And like yours, towards the end, no quality of life.

01:53:17.000 It was shitty.

01:53:18.000 I was like crying, telling my parents, like, can we just morphine her to death?

01:53:22.000 Like, this is not cool.

01:53:24.000 But, you know, we did the Catholic thing, like, let nature take its course, whatever.

01:53:29.000 But I had to, as like the most articulate person in the family and the only son, whatever, whatever, I was tasked with doing the eulogy.

01:53:38.000 And writing that was pretty intense.

01:53:41.000 I'm glad I did it.

01:53:42.000 And I knew that it was going to be me chosen.

01:53:45.000 And I delivered it, tears, everything.

01:53:47.000 But like, it kind of put a seal on it.

01:53:50.000 And I think it put a seal like from what she taught me on my life.

01:53:54.000 Like, when I think about it now, I also have emotions every time I think about her, but it's not like terrors and shit.

01:54:01.000 It's just like, you know, that's life kind of thing.

01:54:04.000 So maybe you just on your own, you're a good writer.

01:54:08.000 You like writing.

01:54:09.000 Write one for her.

01:54:10.000 Don't send, don't share it with anyone, just for yourself.

01:54:13.000 Maybe that's a good exercise.

01:54:15.000 I don't know.

01:54:17.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:54:19.000 And to me, thanks for crying.

01:54:24.000 That's tough.

01:54:26.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave.

01:54:28.000 Never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 30, 2021

GOML LIVE #96 - LET'S GET GAY

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