Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #98

00:02:13.000 He's just a stereotype.

00:02:17.000 He drinks his age and pints.

00:02:22.000 This is Miles' old coat.

00:02:24.000 It's a silly character I retired.

00:02:27.000 Isn't it funny what we do here?

00:02:30.000 No, these armrests are very greasy.

00:02:33.000 Were you?

00:02:35.000 I didn't grease them.

00:02:37.000 Isn't it funny how we make our own TV shows?

00:02:42.000 TV got really bad.

00:02:44.000 Movies got shitty.

00:02:45.000 They got woke.

00:02:47.000 And I forgot to send you my notes.

00:02:52.000 And so what happened?

00:02:53.000 People just started saying, I'll make my own television.

00:02:56.000 And a lot of them sucked, not going to lie.

00:02:59.000 A lot of shitty garbage.

00:03:02.000 But a lot of people started making good stuff.

00:03:06.000 And they started getting more views and making more money.

00:03:09.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:03:12.000 Perfect.

00:03:13.000 Like fucking Joe Rogues.

00:03:18.000 Right?

00:03:19.000 He gets way more viewers than Anderson Cooper.

00:03:22.000 But I'm sure if you talk to a boomer, they'd go, oh, Joe Rogan does some stupid podcast.

00:03:26.000 But Anderson Cooper, well, he works at CNN.

00:03:30.000 But as far as annual income and viewership goes, SARS.

00:03:39.000 We've got a lot to talk about today.

00:03:41.000 We've got a fun show planned for you.

00:03:44.000 We should probably address the Milo situation, right?

00:03:47.000 Situation.

00:03:48.000 It's a very Milo situation.

00:03:50.000 It's a very Milo situation.

00:03:53.000 People are asking me if I'm okay.

00:03:55.000 Really?

00:03:55.000 Yes.

00:03:56.000 They're like, dude, you can produce my podcast if you want.

00:03:58.000 My friend Pierce, Blackballed.

00:04:00.000 Okay.

00:04:00.000 I was like, I don't like getting into this kind of stuff.

00:04:03.000 He said, she said, and then it goes back and forth.

00:04:06.000 And I'm a drunk.

00:04:07.000 So inevitably, there's an email where I said, you're, oh, fuck your whole family and jizz on your dad.

00:04:14.000 Yeah, I have one.

00:04:16.000 If you know you, you got one from you.

00:04:18.000 So you're like, I don't want to get into it.

00:04:20.000 He who has not sinned may cast the first stone.

00:04:23.000 But then he starts casting stones.

00:04:27.000 So the stones were, we fired all our staff, A. B, they were always late to pay me.

00:04:36.000 And I guess that's basically it.

00:04:39.000 I wish them nothing but the best, but they're struggling.

00:04:42.000 Oh, so like concern trolling.

00:04:44.000 Yeah, which is a good tactic when you're insulting someone.

00:04:48.000 We learned this in high school where the mean girls would go, I actually feel sorry for her.

00:04:52.000 Yeah.

00:04:54.000 Because then you're so high above the fat chick that you're like, I don't even want to hurt her.

00:05:00.000 I'd actually like her to lose weight and she could be my friend.

00:05:04.000 It would be cruel.

00:05:05.000 She's cursed with that body.

00:05:08.000 So the paying, so there's nothing complicated here.

00:05:13.000 Always follow Occam's razor with these kind of things.

00:05:16.000 There's no like, he fucked my wife or censored.tv's falling apart or any of that shit.

00:05:22.000 It's never that juicy, unfortunately.

00:05:24.000 And I'm like you.

00:05:25.000 I love gossip.

00:05:27.000 So I'm always disappointed when I find out the truth because I'm like, oh, really?

00:05:32.000 The truth is, there was just a back and forth about payment and this and that.

00:05:36.000 And he's clearly high maintenance.

00:05:39.000 You may have guessed that Milo is not easy to work with.

00:05:42.000 The 300 producers he've churned through are an indication of that.

00:05:47.000 So there was something going on.

00:05:49.000 It was like a minor thing.

00:05:50.000 I think we had given him a $10,000 advance because he's moving to Florida.

00:05:55.000 And he's like, just give me a bunch of shows in advance.

00:05:58.000 I don't know why I'm doing that accent.

00:06:00.000 That's not how he talks.

00:06:01.000 Hi, I'm Milo.

00:06:02.000 And I'm like, whatever are you guys?

00:06:04.000 It's the Miles coat.

00:06:06.000 He talks like he's Dr. Frankenfurter meets with Nail.

00:06:12.000 Is that it?

00:06:13.000 Yeah.

00:06:13.000 That's perfect, yes.

00:06:16.000 But he walks like the Grinch.

00:06:17.000 No offense.

00:06:18.000 Meets the Grinch.

00:06:20.000 Yes.

00:06:21.000 With the Jim Carrey Grinch.

00:06:22.000 Correct.

00:06:23.000 So it's going back and forth, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:25.000 And he's like, I need more money now, and I have to do this.

00:06:28.000 And then someone on the email chain Was like, you know what?

00:06:31.000 We're good.

00:06:33.000 It was some minor thing like that.

00:06:35.000 And then it was like, you know what?

00:06:36.000 I see which way the wind is blowing.

00:06:37.000 Actually, I prefer this accent.

00:06:39.000 Because when I do like his accent, you think I'm talking about an intellectual from Harvard.

00:06:44.000 And that's not the attitude in this particular story, though he is an intellectual.

00:06:48.000 The man is very smart and a joy to be around.

00:06:51.000 Yeah, he's lovely.

00:06:52.000 He came to my house.

00:06:54.000 He slept over.

00:06:55.000 He was great with my wife, my kids, like a very charming guy.

00:06:58.000 I like him, believe it or not.

00:07:00.000 Although I'm mad at him right now.

00:07:02.000 Professionally.

00:07:04.000 Professionally mad.

00:07:05.000 That's a good t-shirt.

00:07:07.000 That's pretty cool.

00:07:07.000 What's up here?

00:07:08.000 Professionally mad, and I'm working overtime.

00:07:11.000 Okay, no.

00:07:12.000 I'm sorry.

00:07:12.000 Oh, you're really happy about that joke.

00:07:15.000 Professionally mad and I'm working overtime.

00:07:20.000 The Rye guy nailed it again.

00:07:22.000 Just disregard.

00:07:24.000 I'm sorry.

00:07:25.000 I apologize.

00:07:26.000 What do you think, everyone?

00:07:27.000 Good morning.

00:07:27.000 Yes.

00:07:28.000 Yes.

00:07:28.000 I should be ashamed.

00:07:29.000 I'm sorry.

00:07:30.000 No, no, this is a normal, mediocre C-minus joke.

00:07:34.000 It's a tagline.

00:07:38.000 So he goes, I can see which way the wind is blowing.

00:07:42.000 I think we're done here.

00:07:43.000 I'll do shows at the end of the month and then we're gone.

00:07:45.000 And I was like, you know what?

00:07:47.000 Good.

00:07:47.000 Yeah, okay, bye.

00:07:49.000 And then after that, there was some like, so I shouldn't be looking for a new producer?

00:07:54.000 And I go, no, you quit.

00:07:56.000 You're a very expensive dude to work with.

00:07:59.000 And I realized after you said that, I could get like three shows for that cost.

00:08:03.000 So bye.

00:08:04.000 And then I think he said to another dude, another manager at the machine, you're targeting me.

00:08:12.000 And then he goes, no, dude, we're cutting the slack.

00:08:15.000 We just got rid of the news section.

00:08:17.000 We're firing people left and right.

00:08:19.000 Meaning like in the world of firing, which is at all companies, especially networks where you clear out the bottom five shows every year, right?

00:08:30.000 You're part of that.

00:08:31.000 It's not like, we hate you, you bitch.

00:08:33.000 That's what he was trying to say.

00:08:36.000 And then that became their firing their entire editorial staff, which I don't really know what that means.

00:08:41.000 Like, all our shows are gone?

00:08:43.000 So that takes off.

00:08:45.000 You can check censored.tv now.

00:08:47.000 I'm explaining it all.

00:08:48.000 That fucking loser beta male saddy, Jared Holt, who now works for this pretentious left-wing think tank, which I think is associated with CrowdStrike.

00:09:02.000 Twink tank.

00:09:03.000 And they're deeply entwined in this sort of blue-and-on deep state.

00:09:10.000 But anyway, it's not a real thing.

00:09:13.000 And he was like, they're done.

00:09:16.000 We win.

00:09:19.000 Where are you right now?

00:09:20.000 My Twitter.

00:09:21.000 Why wouldn't you go to censor.tv, like I said?

00:09:25.000 Wouldn't that be more logical when I'm to go to the site that I named?

00:09:31.000 No, that's also Twitter, my friend.

00:09:33.000 Oh, go to the site.

00:09:34.000 Okay.

00:09:35.000 Yeah.

00:09:35.000 It's the site where you work at.

00:09:37.000 Gotcha.

00:09:43.000 It's introducing the spiel.

00:09:45.000 Ryan.

00:09:47.000 So he puts out a tweet saying they're finally gone and, you know, gloating already.

00:09:53.000 Like, they never talked about censored.tv.

00:09:56.000 In fact, I think Milo goes, Milo's attitude is, you should thank me.

00:10:00.000 You're finally being talked about.

00:10:02.000 Which there's an argument there.

00:10:05.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:10:06.000 I was fired.

00:10:07.000 He's laying off all of its staff.

00:10:10.000 So we're getting into tons of shows.

00:10:12.000 We do that all the time.

00:10:13.000 We're not targeting you.

00:10:14.000 That became laying off all its staff.

00:10:16.000 And again, the guy quit in a divo rage.

00:10:22.000 Great research there by Mr. Holt.

00:10:26.000 Well, he avoids litigation by saying Milo said this, but then he confirms it by playing the lobster tiny violin.

00:10:34.000 From SpongeBob, yeah.

00:10:35.000 But anyway, it's all bullshit, fake news, as per us.

00:10:39.000 Censored.tv is doing great.

00:10:42.000 We are up to 25,000 subscribers.

00:10:47.000 We did have payment processing problems a couple months ago, but there's been no change on that.

00:10:55.000 We've been getting a lot of press this week, by the way.

00:10:56.000 Michael Graves, Josh LaCash, Josh Denny, Gavin Wax, Isabelle O'Reilly.

00:11:03.000 Things are fantastic.

00:11:04.000 You know we made it to Breitbart, by the way?

00:11:06.000 Oh, that's a stretch.

00:11:07.000 Yep.

00:11:08.000 But is the Breitbart...

00:11:10.000 Do I want to make it to Breitbart on this?

00:11:12.000 On Censor TV.

00:11:13.000 Radio Deadly with Michael Graves on Censored TV.

00:11:15.000 This is about the Danzig, Michael Graves, the two singers of the band, Misfits.

00:11:19.000 Paul helped us along, Paul Bazile.

00:11:22.000 And also, Metal Sucks and another site have gotten censored TV plugs.

00:11:27.000 Very cool.

00:11:28.000 Good.

00:11:29.000 Well, Michael Graves has like 200,000 email listers.

00:11:34.000 And I'm like, Mike, we got to get it out on that, please.

00:11:36.000 Anyway, that's, I'm telling you, our private business, ruining the whole fun of the show, by the way.

00:11:41.000 I don't like all this behind the curtain shit.

00:11:43.000 It's like seeing your wife put on her lingerie and fiddling with those, you know, little things, garter belts that go on the stockings.

00:11:54.000 You got to leave the bedroom and come back and everything's ready.

00:11:58.000 But another allegation Milo made was that we were late 11 payments out of 12.

00:12:03.000 And I'd already explained that to him.

00:12:07.000 We agreed to a monthly fee.

00:12:10.000 So you don't get paid in advance for the first month.

00:12:14.000 After you're done the four shows, say it's December, January 1st, you get December's pay.

00:12:21.000 So you were getting your monthly fee.

00:12:24.000 Like, don't you think it's a coincidence that every single month is exactly 30 days late?

00:12:29.000 It's called your paycheck, dude.

00:12:32.000 Anyway, we're done.

00:12:34.000 I'm mad about the layoff while it's staff.

00:12:36.000 I don't know if I'll get over it.

00:12:38.000 Probably never going to speak to him again.

00:12:39.000 I'm very sensitive about betrayal.

00:12:42.000 And I see this as, I mean, not a knife in the back, but it's a toothpick in the back.

00:12:49.000 And I don't like that.

00:12:50.000 I don't like the butt chick.

00:12:55.000 So that's in the news today.

00:12:58.000 Also, oh, we didn't talk about the specials.

00:13:00.000 that album was stereotyped by the specials, it was their second album.

00:13:05.000 I think that album covers a great look for you, by the way.

00:13:09.000 Not mod.

00:13:10.000 It's too hard to be a mod.

00:13:11.000 They're too perfect.

00:13:12.000 In fact, that was the whole culture of mods.

00:13:16.000 I prefer this sort of washed-up mod, you know?

00:13:21.000 Like you've already done your albums and you're made your money and you're kind of a mod slob.

00:13:28.000 And that's why are you not looking up the album cover I'm discussing?

00:13:35.000 I was getting ready the bumper that we are going to watch soon.

00:13:40.000 Yeah, no, we're not doing that for a minute.

00:13:43.000 So the specials?

00:13:45.000 Yeah, you had it up.

00:13:46.000 It was the YouTube thing.

00:13:48.000 You really are liming it out of the park today.

00:13:52.000 Yeah, that look.

00:13:54.000 So neat and tidy.

00:13:56.000 But, you know, not too neat and tidy.

00:14:00.000 And on vacation.

00:14:02.000 Doesn't that look like a great hang right there?

00:14:06.000 A bunch of pints.

00:14:07.000 Someone's bored.

00:14:08.000 There's some conjecture going on.

00:14:11.000 You know?

00:14:13.000 There's someone like, what would you rather do?

00:14:15.000 Be buried alive or drown?

00:14:20.000 Um, alright, let's start the show.

00:14:21.000 Uh, I noticed there's an ad going around about recruitment into the military.

00:14:29.000 And it's pretty shocking.

00:14:32.000 It's pretty sad.

00:14:33.000 Dude, have you noticed how fucking ripped I am?

00:14:36.000 Now, first of all, this is my Miles coat.

00:14:39.000 It's actually my wife's coat, and I'm wearing it because we have a military theme today, but I'm bulging out of it like an absolute fucking WWE beast.

00:14:50.000 I've become a monster.

00:14:56.000 I'm not exactly that ripped on the front body torso.

00:15:00.000 The front body torso is the hardest to work, so don't even blame it.

00:15:03.000 The front body torso is the hardest part to work.

00:15:09.000 Especially when you drink fucking 50 beers a day.

00:15:12.000 So I wanted to discuss with you the American military and these cringe ads to try to get more, I don't know, dykes.

00:15:35.000 We are the laughingstock of the fucking world.

00:15:37.000 You want to know why?

00:15:39.000 Because not only do we allow the pussification of America, but we encourage it.

00:15:45.000 That's the problem.

00:15:46.000 Oh, and one more thing.

00:15:48.000 We also totally demean and criticize anything remotely masculine.

00:15:52.000 Now, that's bad when it comes to fatherhood, when it comes to running a fucking burger joint.

00:16:00.000 Pretty much everything, but it's especially bad when it comes to the military.

00:16:04.000 A big part of the American military is a deterrent.

00:16:08.000 I want you to be scared of us.

00:16:09.000 I want John Kerry in the electric chair for being a traitor and giving secrets to Iran.

00:16:15.000 That would make the world shit their pants.

00:16:17.000 I want the Middle East to go, oh no, America.

00:16:21.000 So when you hear about the military, I want you to see big, strong, scary men.

00:16:28.000 Not some fucking random social justice warrior, Dyke.

00:16:32.000 So I want to start this.

00:16:34.000 This is a Russian recruitment video.

00:16:36.000 I speak fluent Russian, so I'll be able to translate it for you.

00:16:39.000 I'm going to compare that to a recruitment video for our side, which is very disappointing, to say the least.

00:16:46.000 Okay, let's get started.

00:16:51.000 I am a man.

00:16:52.000 I am sick of being a pussy.

00:16:54.000 I want to do something with my life.

00:16:56.000 I'm sick of fucking around with my friends who can afford Air Jordans, which is very rare.

00:17:00.000 And I like girls and stuff, but it's time to start a life.

00:17:03.000 I want a family.

00:17:04.000 I want to do something.

00:17:05.000 I'm also fucking ripped.

00:17:07.000 I rip men's head offs.

00:17:09.000 For fun, I can see that soccer ball I was kicking.

00:17:12.000 I kick a faggot like that in the teeth.

00:17:14.000 And then I could do about a million push-ups.

00:17:17.000 I joined the army.

00:17:18.000 And we learned to jump over things.

00:17:20.000 I am triumphant now, all of a sudden.

00:17:24.000 And shooting and getting into the greatest shape of my life with a military that is the strongest in the world.

00:17:30.000 We are fearless.

00:17:31.000 And not only am I building a better family and a future for myself, but I am forging the future for my entire country.

00:17:38.000 This is a future of Russia.

00:17:40.000 This is the future of me.

00:17:41.000 And this is the future of my manhood.

00:17:44.000 Die, motherfuckers!

00:17:49.000 Assault.

00:17:50.000 And that does two things.

00:17:52.000 That recruits bona fide asshole.

00:17:55.000 No, sorry, bonafide tough guy.

00:17:57.000 Asshole too, maybe.

00:17:58.000 That's a good thing in this case.

00:17:59.000 That's kind of what I want to get at.

00:18:01.000 You don't want to pander to anyone.

00:18:04.000 The video you're about to see is clearly pandering.

00:18:06.000 Are we that desperate for people to sign up to the military?

00:18:10.000 Are our numbers shockingly low?

00:18:12.000 Like, I think a good recruitment video would be the armed forces, don't join.

00:18:17.000 You're a pussy.

00:18:19.000 Or you don't have the balls to join.

00:18:21.000 It shouldn't even have a door.

00:18:22.000 The recruitment place should have, you have to punch your way through like a sidewall.

00:18:27.000 I don't want, like, people used to say the proud boys are trying to recruit people.

00:18:31.000 No, we didn't want anyone you had to recruit.

00:18:34.000 It should be hard to get into.

00:18:35.000 Going out there and trying to sell it, it's like fucking, really.

00:18:39.000 Like, I don't want to plead for, I want someone, I want to fuck someone that want to fucks me, that wants to fuck me.

00:18:44.000 I don't want to be like, you can try it.

00:18:46.000 You don't have to suck it.

00:18:47.000 You can just hug me.

00:18:49.000 That's not true.

00:18:50.000 You've got to fuck me.

00:18:52.000 So this video, so again, there's two problems here.

00:18:57.000 One, the message we're sending to the world.

00:18:59.000 And two, the kind of people we're encouraging.

00:19:02.000 I want our army to be the top.

00:19:05.000 I want our police to be all male.

00:19:07.000 We can have women filling out forms.

00:19:08.000 I want the police on the streets to be all male and all over six feet and fucking fearless.

00:19:14.000 Same with our firemen.

00:19:15.000 I want them all to be able to carry a fat pig down the stairs without getting a hernia.

00:19:24.000 Obviously.

00:19:28.000 Almost everything I say, I should have all caps at the end.

00:19:33.000 Obviously.

00:19:34.000 This is not a radical belief.

00:19:36.000 This is a radical belief.

00:19:39.000 All right, so let's forget the whole, we are the laughingstock and we're sending out a bad message.

00:19:46.000 But let's just look at the kind of person we're recruiting.

00:19:51.000 This is the story of a soldier who operates your nation's Patriot missile defense systems.

00:19:57.000 Sounds good.

00:19:58.000 That looks like a badass system.

00:20:01.000 I don't like this kind of animation, but...

00:20:03.000 It begins in California.

00:20:05.000 Okay.

00:20:05.000 With a little girl raised by two moms.

00:20:10.000 So, stop.

00:20:11.000 So we're trying to get the children of lesbians.

00:20:14.000 Is that a thing?

00:20:15.000 What's the data on this, by the way?

00:20:18.000 With like sexual molestation and stuff?

00:20:20.000 I've seen that it's a relatively new concept, right?

00:20:23.000 Being raised by gays.

00:20:25.000 But I've heard rumors that they all turn out fucked up.

00:20:29.000 It's just that it's so new, we don't really know yet.

00:20:32.000 And then, of course, if you were to ever say that on a platform outside of censor.tv, you'd get, fuck you, I was raised by two dads and I cured cancer.

00:20:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:42.000 I'm talking about thousands of people here and what general patterns have formed.

00:20:48.000 All right, so you were raised by two moms.

00:20:50.000 Very rare, but whatever.

00:20:52.000 If you were going to be an orphan otherwise, I don't give a shit.

00:20:55.000 I guess it's better than living in an orphanage.

00:20:58.000 Why is this relevant, though, to who you are?

00:21:05.000 Although I had a fairly typical childhood, took ballet, played violin, I also marched for equality.

00:21:14.000 Okay, so the sentiment here is, stop, that if you're raised by gays, they have to be activists, because that's what gays do, right?

00:21:23.000 Because we live in such a homophobic society, they need to be activists to survive.

00:21:29.000 So this is the new military.

00:21:32.000 We have activist children.

00:21:33.000 Never mind the possibility that gays and lesbians don't really have to be politically active.

00:21:39.000 Couldn't they be conservative gays?

00:21:41.000 Is that possible?

00:21:42.000 And look at these motherfucking platitudes.

00:21:45.000 Respect everyone?

00:21:47.000 Should I respect pedophiles?

00:21:48.000 Should I respect some big fat loser that drinks a bottle of fucking gin a day and then shits himself?

00:21:56.000 Should I respect a dad who abandoned his children right after they were born like fucking Katsu did?

00:22:02.000 And love each other?

00:22:03.000 Why?

00:22:04.000 Wait, who?

00:22:04.000 I need more conditions there.

00:22:06.000 I'm not throwing around this love all willy-nilly.

00:22:09.000 Who are you, Willard P. Nillard?

00:22:12.000 From an early age.

00:22:16.000 When I was six years old, one of my moms had an accident that left her paralyzed.

00:22:21.000 Doctors said she might never walk again.

00:22:23.000 She's fat.

00:22:24.000 But she tapped into my family's pride to get back on her feet.

00:22:27.000 She tapped?

00:22:28.000 Stop.

00:22:28.000 What the fuck?

00:22:28.000 She tapped into my family's pride.

00:22:31.000 Like they weren't ashamed that they were gay.

00:22:33.000 I guarantee you live in Portland or Berkeley.

00:22:36.000 Oh, no, they already showed us, right?

00:22:37.000 Or somewhere in California?

00:22:39.000 No one is...

00:22:40.000 Everyone's proud to be your friend.

00:22:41.000 You're a status symbol.

00:22:43.000 Oh, I was hanging out with my two moms the other day.

00:22:48.000 Wow.

00:22:49.000 Can you show up at one of my parties?

00:22:51.000 I saw this black woman walking around the suburbs today.

00:22:54.000 Sorry, a white woman with a black woman.

00:22:56.000 And she obviously didn't live anywhere near there.

00:22:59.000 But you could tell the white woman was so fucking thrilled to be walking with a black woman.

00:23:05.000 I don't know if it was her maid or her daughter's fucking bongo teacher or something.

00:23:11.000 But she was just like, her feet were not touching the ground.

00:23:14.000 She was just like, everybody's seeing this.

00:23:16.000 I'm with the POC.

00:23:19.000 Anyway, sorry, tangent.

00:23:20.000 You might never walk again.

00:23:22.000 But she tapped into my family's pride to get back on her feet.

00:23:26.000 Eventually standing at the altar to marry my other mom.

00:23:29.000 Okay, stop.

00:23:31.000 So she said she was six, right?

00:23:34.000 What took these fucking bitches so long to get married?

00:23:37.000 Of course, there's black people at the wedding.

00:23:39.000 What took her so long to get married?

00:23:41.000 So let's say the physical therapy took a year, a year and a half, seven.

00:23:44.000 Maybe she's eight now.

00:23:46.000 You didn't get married till your kid was eight.

00:23:48.000 You're a fuck-up.

00:23:48.000 You're not good parents.

00:23:52.000 Why is there menstrual blood all over the ground?

00:23:55.000 With such powerful role models, I finished high school at the top of my class and then attended UC Davis.

00:24:02.000 So she did well because she had powerful lesbian parents, okay?

00:24:09.000 Other strong women.

00:24:11.000 But as graduation approached, I began feeling like I'd been handed so much in life.

00:24:16.000 A sorority girl stereotype.

00:24:19.000 Sure, I'd spent my life around inspiring women.

00:24:21.000 Okay, stop.

00:24:23.000 That was kind of crazy.

00:24:24.000 The left is coming full circle and it's about to eat itself.

00:24:28.000 You know how you can see a dog about to bite?

00:24:32.000 The left is about to bite a huge chunk out of its own leg.

00:24:36.000 So she's the, you know, they're insatiable, right?

00:24:40.000 So she's the daughter of two lesbians.

00:24:44.000 So you get a free pass.

00:24:45.000 You're good.

00:24:46.000 No.

00:24:47.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:24:48.000 Not anymore.

00:24:50.000 Now you grew up privileged because you had the privilege of being with two wonderful, loving lesbians who are white.

00:24:58.000 So now you're bad.

00:25:01.000 Now you're part of the patriarchy.

00:25:03.000 You're the oppressor.

00:25:05.000 And then they start getting, you can tell like in the story, it's sort of folding in on itself because it goes, sure, I did have lesbian parents, but I also had a privileged lifestyle.

00:25:17.000 So now, this is getting really weird.

00:25:19.000 A way to fight your own innate white privilege as the child of lesbians is to join the army because that's black.

00:25:27.000 What the fuck is going on here?

00:25:30.000 Sure, I'd spent my life around inspiring women.

00:25:34.000 But what had I really achieved on my own?

00:25:37.000 One of my sorority sisters was studying abroad in Italy.

00:25:40.000 Studying abroad in Italy?

00:25:41.000 Well, you sure hang around with a lot of lesbians.

00:25:44.000 Everyone's studying broads around here.

00:25:51.000 Climbing Mount Everest.

00:25:52.000 Who wrote this?

00:25:52.000 A nine-year-old?

00:25:57.000 And after meeting with an army recruiter, I decided to Be the only woman in the world who can pull herself up on a rope.

00:26:03.000 And maybe shatter some stereotypes along the way.

00:26:07.000 You are 100% stereotype.

00:26:10.000 I'm U.S. Army Corporal Emma Malone Lord, and I answered my calling.

00:26:18.000 It should be strength.

00:26:19.000 Strength and bravery are kind of the top things for the Army.

00:26:23.000 Not growing up with lesbian parents and ashamed of your own white privilege.

00:26:29.000 This does not bode well for the future, my friends.

00:26:32.000 We shouldn't be showing the rest of the world that we're a bunch of fucking pussies, and we should not be importing so much pussy that's been raised by two pussies into our army.

00:26:44.000 It's not good.

00:26:45.000 What's that other one?

00:26:46.000 Is that a third one, Ryan?

00:26:47.000 It's a whole series?

00:26:50.000 That was just the intro here, but it's good for the party bottom.

00:26:55.000 Jesus H. Christ.

00:26:56.000 So now the military is all about colors and color and gender and gayness.

00:27:05.000 That's our last fucking priority.

00:27:07.000 Can we have a meritocracy anywhere?

00:27:10.000 In fact, the military is disproportionately black, isn't it?

00:27:15.000 Okay, let me see.

00:27:16.000 What is this?

00:27:17.000 Same thing, but I have this cool intro.

00:27:20.000 Oh.

00:27:21.000 Oh, it's the same thing, but a better intro.

00:27:23.000 So that's a whole series.

00:27:25.000 Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can't join the army.

00:27:28.000 Uh, yeah, thanks.

00:27:34.000 I gotta go.

00:27:46.000 My rib still hurts, by the way, if anyone's asking.

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00:33:21.000 Anyway.

00:33:23.000 Ooh.

00:33:25.000 That's a good look.

00:33:26.000 Yeah.

00:33:31.000 I saw the marksman, by the way.

00:33:34.000 Have you seen this story where this guy, it's not in the notes, but this guy, a farmer in Texas just walking around.

00:33:41.000 There's a bunch of kids lying on the ground?

00:33:46.000 It's...

00:33:47.000 Of course, my phone is charging.

00:33:49.000 Yeah, he's...

00:33:52.000 I think what's going on with the borders is they were pried open by Joe Biden.

00:33:57.000 And we learned thanks to AOC that children in cages is a big deal, right?

00:34:03.000 There it is.

00:34:04.000 So what these scumbag cartels started doing was just like grabbing random kids, because human life means nothing down there, and children are meaningless.

00:34:17.000 Let's grab some random kids, the same way you would grab peanuts at the bar, and throw them with the group.

00:34:24.000 And then when you get busted, you're like, this is my son, whatever the fuck his name is.

00:34:28.000 He's my little kid.

00:34:29.000 And now it's a family at the border, and that helps you get through.

00:34:33.000 It helps you get your processed.

00:34:34.000 It just helps you overall.

00:34:36.000 It's not their actual kids.

00:34:38.000 But I think what happened here was these kids were a pain in the ass.

00:34:42.000 They were crying.

00:34:43.000 I mean, it's a hell journey.

00:34:45.000 It's like, what do they call that?

00:34:47.000 Mudder-rucker, mudder-fudder.

00:34:49.000 Mudder-rucker, yeah.

00:34:51.000 It's a tough mutter.

00:34:52.000 Tough mutter.

00:34:53.000 It's a major ordeal to cross the border.

00:34:56.000 And little kids don't like major ordeals.

00:34:58.000 I don't know if you've ever taken a kid to a triasslon in 110-degree heat, but they tend to get grumpy.

00:35:05.000 And I believe what happened here is the illegals and the Codis just said, just fucking just leave them there to die.

00:35:13.000 I don't have time for this shit.

00:35:15.000 So they did.

00:35:17.000 And this, yeah, someone brought their five-year-old to that.

00:35:20.000 And we're supposed to go, well, they're fleeing pain and suffering.

00:35:24.000 No, they're not.

00:35:27.000 Drug-dealing, illegal cartels are taking advantage of open borders and using children as cannon fodder.

00:35:37.000 That's what's going on, you out-of-touch dunce.

00:35:42.000 Anyway, so that guy keeps updating it.

00:35:44.000 He's like, this is going to get worse.

00:35:46.000 This is not unusual for me to find little kids lying on my fucking lawn.

00:35:51.000 Get off my lawn.

00:35:53.000 But anyway, The Marksman is this cool movie with Liam Nissan.

00:35:59.000 It's a long inside joker aren't worth explaining.

00:36:02.000 And similar kind of story.

00:36:05.000 Holy shit, I just had the darkest thought on earth.

00:36:08.000 Please.

00:36:10.000 What if some psycho at the production company that made the movie was an immigrant from Mexico and slipped some money to a cartel to leave some kids at the border to die?

00:36:26.000 Because it would be in the news right when the marksman came out.

00:36:31.000 And that would be good for business.

00:36:33.000 Okay, I didn't think you were going there, but that's interesting.

00:36:36.000 I would say there's a one in 720 chance that happened.

00:36:42.000 Mine was way darker.

00:36:43.000 I pictured you went darker.

00:36:44.000 Okay, I don't want to hear it then.

00:36:46.000 It doesn't have to do with Jolian, though.

00:36:48.000 He's got a fucking...

00:36:49.000 It's so weird his accent.

00:36:51.000 He's lived in America for a long time now.

00:36:55.000 So he has an American accent.

00:36:58.000 But he's still Irish.

00:37:00.000 So this isn't...

00:37:00.000 He's not like, yeehaw, boy, what the fuck's going on?

00:37:04.000 He's like, I'm kind of an Irish guy, but I'm still an American.

00:37:08.000 And so I kind of enunciate, but it is the top of the morning to you.

00:37:12.000 And if it is the morning, I may indulge in some lucky charms.

00:37:17.000 I just need a little time to sort things out.

00:37:21.000 It's a nothing actually.

00:37:23.000 I just need a little time to sort things out.

00:37:25.000 I'm not Irish, but I'm not American either.

00:37:31.000 Howdy.

00:37:35.000 You're never gonna make it.

00:37:36.000 I'll call Border Patrol.

00:37:37.000 They'll like, sir, you're not even from here.

00:37:39.000 Yeah.

00:37:39.000 What the fuck?

00:37:40.000 I'll call Border Patrol again.

00:37:47.000 I come here to take the woman and the boy.

00:37:50.000 I was in the Marine Corps, so I suggest you all turn around and add a gospel.

00:37:53.000 I'm a soldier too.

00:37:55.000 My orders are to take them back with me.

00:38:08.000 Mexicans are hot.

00:38:12.000 They tend not to have the best assets.

00:38:13.000 When they mix, they're great, but otherwise square-bodied.

00:38:17.000 Square-bodied boy.

00:38:18.000 I like a nice panini sandwich once in a while.

00:38:21.000 Nice to meet you.

00:38:25.000 That kid, you know how kids ruin movies with their shitty acting?

00:38:28.000 Like the little Hmong boy in Gran Torino?

00:38:31.000 Yes.

00:38:32.000 This kid is as good as Liam Nisa.

00:38:34.000 Oh, really?

00:38:34.000 Yeah, he's amazing.

00:38:36.000 It's a really good movie.

00:38:37.000 It's well acted.

00:38:38.000 Nice.

00:38:39.000 You're rarely pulled out of it.

00:38:40.000 And it's a little bit predictable, but not really.

00:38:44.000 And you're rarely pulled out of it.

00:38:48.000 He just needs someone to give him a chance.

00:38:51.000 They should pay me for these plugs.

00:38:52.000 Yeah.

00:38:53.000 You know how many snobs wouldn't give this even a fair, even kind of a fair shake?

00:38:58.000 They're missing out on great movies.

00:38:59.000 All I want is action movies.

00:39:01.000 I mean, they do have the whole curse of brand new movies.

00:39:04.000 because my obsession is my family.

00:39:05.000 They're constantly under siege.

00:39:06.000 I've got these Karens and Antifa threatening me and my family.

00:39:10.000 And if I was a single dad, I would, I'm not a single dad.

00:39:13.000 If I was a single man, I would love it.

00:39:15.000 I'd be like, okay, let's set up the fights.

00:39:18.000 I'll be at my house on Thursday.

00:39:19.000 You can come by, try to sneak in the back door.

00:39:22.000 I want to test out some security there.

00:39:24.000 And then I can shoot you or we can have a knife fight.

00:39:27.000 But, you know, they affect your wife's social life, your wife's sanity.

00:39:32.000 So these are a great release to imagine what you would do to these people fucking with your family.

00:39:37.000 And I can't wait to see this new Jason Statham.

00:39:45.000 The Wrath of Man.

00:39:46.000 It's called the Wrath of Man.

00:39:48.000 What?

00:39:49.000 That's your Jason Statham?

00:39:51.000 I don't know.

00:39:51.000 I haven't heard him talk in a long time.

00:39:53.000 It's East English.

00:39:55.000 It's East London, Cockney, whatever, but with a hoarse voice.

00:39:59.000 Why are you mucking about?

00:40:12.000 We ain't the predators.

00:40:13.000 We're the prey.

00:40:14.000 Come on, though.

00:40:15.000 Yeah.

00:40:16.000 Has he ever tried to lose the accent for a movie?

00:40:18.000 I hope he doesn't in this.

00:40:20.000 I feel like...

00:40:21.000 Thanks to the internet, we're so international now that it doesn't pull us out to hear a weird accent.

00:40:28.000 Yeah.

00:40:31.000 Like, look at rap.

00:40:33.000 One of the biggest things in rap now are these Swedish dudes.

00:40:37.000 I forget what it's called.

00:40:40.000 Darknell or something.

00:40:42.000 Well, that's my daughter.

00:40:44.000 Temporary sign-off.

00:40:48.000 Do you have a problem?

00:40:49.000 I don't know.

00:40:50.000 Go on.

00:40:52.000 Go on.

00:41:01.000 You fucking cunt.

00:41:03.000 Sorry, pal.

00:41:06.000 This is what all men want to be.

00:41:08.000 Murderers.

00:41:20.000 I actually don't want to see...

00:41:21.000 Stop it.

00:41:25.000 Hold on.

00:41:25.000 I'm on the show right now.

00:41:27.000 What's that Swedish rap you're talking about?

00:41:31.000 Young Leon.

00:41:32.000 Young Leon?

00:41:34.000 Young Lean.

00:41:35.000 Young Lean.

00:41:36.000 And what's that kind of rap called?

00:41:39.000 Drain Gang?

00:41:40.000 Green Gang?

00:41:42.000 Just drain, like Drainer.

00:41:45.000 Like a Draino?

00:41:48.000 Like Drainers, and then he's in Drain Gang.

00:41:52.000 What are Drainers?

00:41:53.000 Like, when you're draining spaghetti?

00:41:55.000 That's draining.

00:41:58.000 Yeah, you're just saying more of the same thing.

00:42:01.000 If you're trying to explain something, you gotta give me an analogy.

00:42:04.000 Like fans of Drain Gang.

00:42:06.000 Okay, alright.

00:42:07.000 I got it.

00:42:07.000 Drain Gang.

00:42:08.000 That's it.

00:42:08.000 Okay, thank you.

00:42:11.000 She's like, drainers.

00:42:13.000 What do you mean?

00:42:13.000 I don't know if she's saying dreeners or, you know, fans of Drain Gang.

00:42:17.000 Yeah.

00:42:19.000 If I had an ER to it, then it should give you context.

00:42:22.000 It's Zorkods.

00:42:24.000 What's the, you know, like people who Zork.

00:42:26.000 Zorkaders?

00:42:27.000 You know, Zorkaders.

00:42:28.000 Zorkod?

00:42:29.000 From those who's Zorkading?

00:42:31.000 Come on, man.

00:42:31.000 I don't know what you're saying, lady.

00:42:35.000 My point with this is like, no one has a problem with this.

00:42:38.000 They probably would have.

00:42:39.000 I remember Canadian rap got mocked a lot and, you know, European rap was never really considered rap.

00:42:45.000 French rap from France was cool in France, but it never left.

00:42:49.000 But now I feel like with young people and maybe most of us, we just were kind of international.

00:42:57.000 It's true.

00:43:01.000 Someone was asking about that international Kebin story recently.

00:43:06.000 So I'm in Costa Rica.

00:43:07.000 I had a home there.

00:43:08.000 The blacks in Costa Rica are kind of Rastafarian.

00:43:12.000 They have a Caribbean accent.

00:43:14.000 Not on the other coast, but in Costa Rica.

00:43:16.000 I don't get it.

00:43:17.000 I guess they derive from fucking Caribbean slaves or something.

00:43:21.000 But there was this guy.

00:43:24.000 I forget his name, but he couldn't get my name right.

00:43:27.000 He called me Kebin.

00:43:28.000 Waguan Kebin?

00:43:30.000 I got all manra tings vexing me so.

00:43:34.000 And we may have done the occasional nose beers.

00:43:39.000 And so he only wore shorts.

00:43:42.000 He lived in a tent on the beach.

00:43:44.000 He was a homeless person.

00:43:46.000 And I put him in vice in the do's and don'ts.

00:43:50.000 And so I come back the next year and I'm like, check it out, dude.

00:43:53.000 You're in the do's and don'ts.

00:43:55.000 And he got so fucking mad.

00:43:57.000 Wow.

00:43:58.000 Because he thought we were making fun of him.

00:43:59.000 Oh.

00:44:00.000 And he was like, he goes, you don't, he goes, you don't think, you don't know who I am, Kebin.

00:44:08.000 I'm international.

00:44:11.000 And he was a heavy Coke addict.

00:44:13.000 And he kept telling me, I'm international, Kebine.

00:44:16.000 And then he's like, Kebin, come here.

00:44:19.000 And then it was on my Chismo thing.

00:44:21.000 I'm like, is he going to stab me?

00:44:22.000 I can't say no.

00:44:23.000 They look like a pussy.

00:44:25.000 So, and in that little tiny village, like that would have been the thing.

00:44:29.000 I would have been known as the pussy guy who didn't walk over to a man.

00:44:32.000 Didn't walk over to a man.

00:44:33.000 So I go, all right.

00:44:34.000 So I walk over and I'm, my, I'm, I have fucking Adderall eyes.

00:44:39.000 So I'm just like, is there a knife?

00:44:41.000 Is this shit going down?

00:44:42.000 I'm not going to let the door lock behind me.

00:44:44.000 So he goes and he's doing a bump.

00:44:46.000 I may or may not have had a bump of Runski.

00:44:48.000 And he looks at me.

00:44:50.000 He goes, don't fuck around, Kebby.

00:44:53.000 Oh, no.

00:44:55.000 And I'm going, all right, this is getting pretty intense.

00:44:57.000 And he goes, because if you fuck around, you get abused.

00:45:01.000 See?

00:45:03.000 Oh, that's so far and so bad.

00:45:07.000 And I was like, okay, I got it.

00:45:10.000 Weren't scared?

00:45:11.000 I was scared.

00:45:12.000 Okay, yeah.

00:45:13.000 He was a psycho.

00:45:14.000 Yeah, I'm scared.

00:45:14.000 He looked like the bad guy in ghost.

00:45:17.000 You know, the black guy in ghost who gets eaten by subway monsters?

00:45:21.000 That's exactly what he looked like.

00:45:23.000 And for all I know, he had a fucking knife in his.

00:45:25.000 All he wore was shorts, like little tiny Adidas little shorts.

00:45:28.000 That's it.

00:45:29.000 He didn't Own shirts or shoes.

00:45:32.000 I'm like, has he got a knife up his ass?

00:45:34.000 Crack?

00:45:37.000 What did you look up, by the way, to find that guy?

00:45:39.000 Black guy and ghost.

00:45:41.000 Okay, black guy in movie ghost.

00:45:44.000 Wait, did you put one word in quotes?

00:45:46.000 The word ghost?

00:45:47.000 Yes.

00:45:48.000 You did.

00:45:49.000 Yes.

00:45:50.000 You did.

00:45:52.000 Yeah, just the word subway.

00:45:55.000 I mean, a ghost, yes.

00:45:57.000 Ryan, you don't put a word in quotes when you're searching.

00:46:00.000 Quotes mean group this together.

00:46:03.000 How do you group one word together?

00:46:06.000 Oh, gotcha.

00:46:08.000 So it would be ghost movie.

00:46:10.000 Wait, this isn't the guy.

00:46:12.000 He looked like him?

00:46:14.000 Is that a black guy?

00:46:15.000 No.

00:46:16.000 Okay, so it's probably not him.

00:46:20.000 I would go black guy movie ghost and use no quotes.

00:46:25.000 Or you're going to get something called the movie ghost.

00:46:28.000 That's boogie.

00:46:31.000 I can't believe you put one word in quotes.

00:46:33.000 Black guy movie ghost.

00:46:38.000 You know who I'm talking about, right?

00:46:40.000 No, I haven't seen this in years.

00:46:42.000 I remember seeing this in the game.

00:46:43.000 No one has.

00:46:44.000 Nobody has seen ghost recently.

00:46:46.000 That's a good point.

00:46:48.000 Anyway, while you try to find that out, we have to get...

00:46:51.000 We went way too long.

00:46:52.000 We went 45 minutes instead of 30.

00:46:54.000 Oh, my voice sounds so cool now.

00:46:56.000 I've been talking all day.

00:46:58.000 There he is.

00:46:59.000 I should do my outgoing message now.

00:47:02.000 Hi, you've reached Gavin.

00:47:03.000 Sorry, I can't get back to you.

00:47:04.000 I'm fucking a bunch of chicks on a motorcycle listening to Van Halen on my way to Chuck Zito's house.

00:47:12.000 But if you leave a message, I might get back to you.

00:47:14.000 Probably not.

00:47:15.000 Probably not.

00:47:16.000 Actually, don't leave a message.

00:47:18.000 You're a fag.

00:47:20.000 Make that your echoing message on your phone.

00:47:26.000 Ow, the ribs now.

00:47:28.000 I've never had my ribs broken up so high.

00:47:30.000 So coughing and sneezing isn't as bad as you think.

00:47:33.000 But just occasionally someone will leave an exacto blade in your ribs.

00:47:38.000 And you'll feel this like, cha-cha-cha-da.

00:47:41.000 Wait, you found it and you still can't find it?

00:47:43.000 No, I found it.

00:47:44.000 I just.

00:47:44.000 You want to see the scene?

00:47:45.000 There he is.

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00:48:17.000 Telling you, man, you have a hard leg day?

00:48:20.000 I've been doing a lot of, what are these triceps?

00:48:22.000 I've been doing these things over here.

00:48:23.000 Or all this doohickey.

00:48:25.000 And these are aching.

00:48:26.000 You put some of the topicals on that.

00:48:30.000 Gone.

00:48:30.000 It doesn't hurt cracked ribs.

00:48:32.000 I mean, help cracked ribs, but it helps all that, especially leg days, those aching leg days.

00:48:40.000 While you're getting ripped, you need johnnyapplecbd.com.

00:48:44.000 And people always say, is it johnnyapple.com?

00:48:46.000 What is it?

00:48:47.000 JACBD?

00:48:48.000 Yes, all of those work.

00:48:49.000 JohnnyApple.com works.

00:48:50.000 JACBD.com works.

00:48:52.000 And Gavin works.

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00:49:10.000 Promo code Gavin.

00:49:11.000 Thanks, Johnny Apple.

00:49:12.000 We like you more than a friend.

00:49:15.000 I got a lot of stuff to cover here.

00:49:18.000 A lot of racial shit this year.

00:49:20.000 Proud boys in prison, free speech, cancel culture, critical race theory, ridiculous statues.

00:49:31.000 Great letters we've been getting these days about guys getting fired for having the wrong opinions, especially in the police force.

00:49:41.000 We want to discuss all that, but not for freeloaders like you.

00:49:44.000 This is only going to go behind the paywall.

00:49:47.000 I'm so excited about this new voice.

00:49:49.000 I think I'm going to record my last will and testament.

00:49:53.000 Did you find the footage yet?

00:49:55.000 I got the full movie.

00:49:58.000 I don't want the full movie.

00:50:00.000 You better not be fucking buying it.

00:50:02.000 No, no, no.

00:50:03.000 Just find the scene with that guy.

00:50:05.000 You got his name.

00:50:08.000 It didn't tell me his name, actually.

00:50:10.000 It was Things I Like.

00:50:12.000 Blog.

00:50:13.000 Okay.

00:50:14.000 So that's stunned.

00:50:15.000 Anyway, we're going to find that scene just because Ryan has to learn how to finish a job.

00:50:19.000 But all of this is going to go on behind the paywall.

00:50:22.000 If you go to censor.tv, you spend a few three nickels.

00:50:28.000 No, three dimes and a nickel a day.

00:50:31.000 Pocket change, $10 a month.

00:50:34.000 And you get more content than you should be watching.

00:50:37.000 I'm up to two hours a day these days.

00:50:39.000 We've got all new shows coming in.

00:50:41.000 Despite the rumors Milo's spreading, we've got three new shows coming up, much more down the line too.

00:50:49.000 And once we build a studio, I can start having shows that aren't mine in that studio.

00:50:54.000 I'm also going to start doing a bunch of interview shows.

00:50:56.000 I've got a bar set I've built and a sit-down set I've built.

00:51:01.000 For the bar set, I want to do like regular Joes, Vietnam vets, plumbers, ask them about their trade.

00:51:06.000 For the fancy set, we'll talk to celebrities like Ang Coulter, James O'Keefe, ask them what's going on, what makes them tick.

00:51:12.000 Very exciting year up ahead, despite what the media tells you.

00:51:18.000 But in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:51:53.000 I'm going to do this.

00:51:57.000 I'm going to put in a black guy.

00:52:00.000 He's Puerto Rican.

00:52:00.000 That's what throws him.

00:52:02.000 He's not known as a Puerto Rican from the people who type shit on Twitter.

00:52:07.000 They think he's black guy from movie Ghost scene.

00:52:12.000 Okay, so we do that.

00:52:13.000 Then I click videos and I don't see him.

00:52:19.000 He was a stand-up community.

00:52:20.000 Oh, here we go.

00:52:21.000 Here we go.

00:52:27.000 Wait, let me get that on a non-skipping, shitty looking thing.

00:52:30.000 That guy was saying, don't fuck around Kebin or you get abused.

00:52:37.000 I'm International Kebin.

00:52:40.000 Wait, is that how Patrick Swayze died in the movie?

00:52:42.000 Oh no, that's...

00:52:44.000 Patrick Swayze's already dead here.

00:52:47.000 Why are you wearing a shirt?

00:52:50.000 When I'm a ghost, I'm going to dress like Henry Rollins.

00:52:54.000 And like, ironically, this Costa Rican drug addict.

00:52:58.000 Just shorts.

00:52:59.000 Because I don't want other ghosts seeing my dick.

00:53:02.000 But like bare feet, what are you going to get?

00:53:04.000 Blisters?

00:53:04.000 Walking on the clouds?

00:53:10.000 Man, I look like shit.

00:53:18.000 That's a good thing to say to dark-skinned Puerto Ricans.

00:53:22.000 Man, you look like that nigga from ghost.

00:53:27.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:53:31.000 You're dead, Willie.

00:53:34.000 That's me talking to my dick after I've done a grammar trophy.

00:53:40.000 You're dead, Willie.

00:53:45.000 So wait.

00:53:46.000 Monsters get you if you're a bad guy.

00:53:50.000 I guess you're taking him to hell?

00:53:57.000 But if you're in love with a pretty girl, you can stay on Earth and roam around.

00:54:04.000 So don't be a jerk.

00:54:05.000 Don't be a droop.

00:54:10.000 Cool movie for chicks.

00:54:15.000 By the way, speaking of movies, John Mulaney left his wife.

00:54:18.000 There's so much going on in the romance world.

00:54:20.000 We've got Bennefer back together, J-Lo and Ben Affleck, and John Mulaney just randomly dumped his wife.

00:54:26.000 You go, what are you doing, dude?

00:54:27.000 She seems nice.

00:54:29.000 And he goes, Olivia Munn wanted to fuck me.

00:54:34.000 And we go, oh, you're a retarded child in a grown-up's body.

00:54:41.000 It looks like Duckman.

00:54:43.000 If Olivia Munn was dying to fuck me, I would start crying, run to the bathroom, lock the door, and beat off.

00:54:50.000 I wouldn't dump my wife.

00:54:53.000 Shit.

00:54:54.000 Sorry, honey.

00:54:56.000 Something slightly better is going on.

00:54:59.000 They look very similar.

00:55:00.000 Yeah.

00:55:01.000 Why even do that?

00:55:02.000 His wife, let's see his wife.

00:55:04.000 Oh, no, they don't, but they're both the same echelon.

00:55:07.000 Right.

00:55:07.000 So his wife is like a seven, and then maybe a 6.8.

00:55:11.000 And then Olivia Munn is like a 7.8.

00:55:14.000 Okay.

00:55:16.000 So you throw everything away to gain a point?

00:55:20.000 You're not a nice guy.

00:55:22.000 And the irony is that's his whole shtick is, I'm a nice guy, you know, loyal?

00:55:28.000 Like a loyal person?

00:55:31.000 Here, you do John Mulaney better than me.

00:55:34.000 I decided to leave my wife, you know, because I want to sleep with another gal.

00:55:40.000 I can't.

00:55:41.000 It's bad today.

00:55:42.000 Wow.

00:55:43.000 You know, like.

00:55:44.000 He did cocaine, by the way, too.

00:55:46.000 He was at rehab for doing cocaine and beer.

00:55:49.000 Oh, no.

00:55:50.000 He was doing beer?

00:55:51.000 Liquor and cocaine.

00:55:53.000 How much beer did he do?

00:55:54.000 So many beers.

00:55:55.000 Oh, no.

00:55:57.000 Where did they put all the cans?

00:55:59.000 He did cocaine.

00:56:01.000 He's a comedian who's popular in Hollywood.

00:56:03.000 You can't not do cocaine.

00:56:05.000 They shoot it in your nose when you walk down the street.

00:56:08.000 We should have known he was a bad boy from this pic.

00:56:11.000 He's such a girl.

00:56:16.000 Okay.

00:56:18.000 I did have a bunch of things to cover.

00:56:22.000 Let's just do this one thing.

00:56:24.000 So we got a new free speech song.

00:56:25.000 Oh, I have something cool to tell.

00:56:29.000 Play.

00:56:29.000 Do you have the free speech song?

00:56:31.000 Yep.

00:56:31.000 Free speech.

00:56:34.000 Free speech.

00:56:36.000 Free speech.

00:56:37.000 It ain't free.

00:56:39.000 It's a garbage song.

00:56:40.000 Ooh.

00:56:41.000 Someone sent us a free speech song.

00:56:44.000 And it's got lyrics.

00:56:45.000 Free speech, dumb fucking losers harassing me because I got the balls to say what I mean.

00:56:51.000 Everyone canceled me because I like censored.tv.

00:56:54.000 Why are fat chicks even a thing?

00:56:56.000 Why are all black women queens?

00:56:58.000 You fucking tread on me.

00:57:00.000 I'll feed you your teeth.

00:57:01.000 Free speech.

00:57:04.000 Play this song.

00:57:05.000 Here we go.

00:57:07.000 What the fuck?

00:57:08.000 There we go.

00:57:12.000 Clicked.

00:57:14.000 Click it up.

00:57:14.000 Clicked and waiting.

00:57:15.000 Clicked and waiting.

00:57:17.000 Clicked and waiting.

00:57:19.000 Ryan, when you get emails like this, you put them in a special folder called bumpers.

00:57:25.000 Gotcha.

00:57:25.000 Here we go.

00:58:16.000 Great jam.

00:58:18.000 And thank you to Dave who sent that in.

00:58:21.000 Actually, I don't know who's who sent that in.

00:58:25.000 Don't say his full name.

00:58:27.000 I don't see it here.

00:58:28.000 Okay.

00:58:29.000 That's the forward.

00:58:30.000 When People send us cool stuff.

00:58:31.000 I think, am I allowed to say your name?

00:58:33.000 True.

00:58:34.000 So, Danny Glover from Lethal Weapon had said, you know, you're looking at TV, you talk about how much it sucks.

00:58:41.000 This is 1.8.

00:58:42.000 Well, it's by Christopher.

00:58:44.000 Christopher.

00:58:44.000 That's it.

00:58:45.000 We'll just say Christopher.

00:58:46.000 Christopher.

00:58:46.000 Christopher, thank you very much for the song.

00:58:47.000 It's great.

00:58:48.000 We'll be using it in the future for all free speech bumpers.

00:58:53.000 But he said that the reason you think TV sucks, and this might be why the reason sites like censored.tv thrive and Joe Rogan is rich and all these other compound media can go touring the world and doing comedy shows in Austin is because woke,

00:59:10.000 which is socialism, killed art.

00:59:14.000 And so it's sort of like punk rock.

00:59:16.000 I mean, the reason the Sex Pistols existed is because we had dinosaur bands like Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, probably bands that Ryan likes.

00:59:27.000 And they said, we're fucking, music had become stagnant, predictable, and dry.

00:59:35.000 And punk came along and said, we're just going to do it ourselves.

00:59:38.000 Thanks.

00:59:39.000 Similarly, movies, although I just said there was a good one, but television, mainstream entertainment has become so bad and unadventurous that we just do it ourselves.

00:59:50.000 And we say, just pay me like $10 a month.

00:59:53.000 I'll do it.

00:59:55.000 Oh, are they attacking him?

00:59:57.000 He looks good.

00:59:59.000 I loved him in Lethal Weapon with Mel Gibson, and now he must be my age, and he looks fucking fantastic.

01:00:05.000 Yeah, he's going through a renaissance.

01:00:08.000 Don't you think Danny Glover looks good?

01:00:10.000 Yeah, I mean, you know, Mel Gibson, he also looks okay, but obviously Danny's hotter.

01:00:16.000 Danny's way hotter.

01:00:18.000 So what did he say?

01:00:21.000 Let's see, Danny's quotes.

01:00:23.000 Saw people on here having a discussion.

01:00:25.000 Oh, I like the slang, having.

01:00:28.000 That's like when Germans learn English, they want to sound cool.

01:00:31.000 And they're like, yeah, there's going to be a lot of people dancing over the disco on Friday.

01:00:36.000 I hope there's no people fighting.

01:00:40.000 Saw people on here having a discussion about how tired they were of reviewing boring stuff.

01:00:45.000 We're getting boring stuff and not even experimental mistakes?

01:00:50.000 Because people are afraid of getting canceled, man.

01:00:53.000 So they feel like they can only experiment with aesthetic.

01:00:57.000 Also, because some of them know they're not that good.

01:01:01.000 Now, this kid is fucking arrogant.

01:01:03.000 Obviously, Donald clever.

01:01:07.000 But he's right.

01:01:08.000 And I think he is really talented.

01:01:11.000 And he can afford to be arrogant.

01:01:14.000 Because everything he just said was right.

01:01:16.000 And Atlanta, his show, was really fucking good.

01:01:22.000 Did you ever watch that show?

01:01:24.000 Nope.

01:01:26.000 Did you ever do anything?

01:01:27.000 I saw the posters for it, but I was like, that shit ain't my scene.

01:01:30.000 No, it's your scene, dude.

01:01:32.000 I know we're not black people living in Atlanta fucking around, driving around in a car, going to get a burrito, but the cinematography is beautiful.

01:01:41.000 The acting is awesome.

01:01:43.000 It's risk-taking.

01:01:45.000 It's just like a really soothing show.

01:01:49.000 This might not be the best example of it.

01:01:51.000 It's not woke, despite it looking like that.

01:01:54.000 I had a weird dream.

01:01:57.000 It kind of reminded me of Charlie Kaufman.

01:02:02.000 Is that his name?

01:02:02.000 Yeah.

01:02:03.000 Like Bing John Malkovich.

01:02:06.000 It's that level of quality.

01:02:08.000 But black.

01:02:15.000 I bet he grew up white.

01:02:17.000 Or in a white neighborhood.

01:02:26.000 Let's see, just play fair full fight saving.

01:02:28.000 Please see A153.

01:02:32.000 Like, this is a promo.

01:02:33.000 It's not making anyone want to watch it, which I like.

01:02:37.000 Life itself is but a series of close calls.

01:02:42.000 I highly recommend you dig up the show Atlanta.

01:02:49.000 And he's right.

01:02:50.000 This is a fun thing going on.

01:02:52.000 DIY.

01:02:54.000 Do it yourself.

01:02:56.000 Which, when I was a kid, DIY was a thing they'd say in Britain, and it meant like you go to Radio Shack or the British equivalent or you build your own shed.

01:03:05.000 And it was always, it was a really inspiring, cool thing.

01:03:08.000 It was like, DIY tips for building a cement wall around your driveway.

01:03:13.000 Oh, I did this DIY and all the local hardware stores were called DIY.

01:03:17.000 And it was a cool thing, a fun thing.

01:03:21.000 We still, we've always seen it.

01:03:22.000 It's never went away.

01:03:22.000 It's like Cassandra Fairbanks growing her own vegetables, DIY.

01:03:27.000 And then in the punk scene, when hardcore came along, DIY was a commonly used phrase meaning have your own show, promote your own show, get your own bands, rent your own venue.

01:03:43.000 And I feel like that's what's going on with media these days.

01:03:46.000 The dinosaurs, the Emerson Lake and Palmers are dying.

01:03:50.000 And we're starting to do this ourselves.

01:03:53.000 And far be it from me to say, but I feel like we're doing a better job.

01:04:00.000 Outside of Tucker, what show is better than this?

01:04:03.000 Obviously, it's not very professional.

01:04:05.000 We have a shitty IKEA shelf behind us, but like, what's got more variety, more sincerity?

01:04:10.000 What's more entertaining?

01:04:12.000 You know, I listen to a lot of comedy podcasts, and there's not a lot of laughs per minute.

01:04:17.000 They seem to put the laughs on the shelf and talk shop and talk serious.

01:04:22.000 Well, this is where Danny Glover comes in.

01:04:24.000 Because when they do have a good joke, they get in shit for it.

01:04:31.000 Like, look at Shane, what's his name?

01:04:32.000 Shane Gillis.

01:04:33.000 Right.

01:04:33.000 They go, how does a Chinatown start?

01:04:36.000 This was their joke, by the way.

01:04:37.000 I'll repeat it for you.

01:04:38.000 How does a Chinatown start?

01:04:39.000 It's just like there.

01:04:41.000 And then a few people build like a Chinese restaurant.

01:04:43.000 And then there's like a whole street of it.

01:04:45.000 And people are like, where'd all these chinks come from?

01:04:49.000 That's their joke.

01:04:50.000 And the guy who said chinks, by the way, in that joke isn't Shane.

01:04:53.000 It's a jerk, a juke who doesn't want Chinese people in his community, which helped the joke because in order for Chinatown to be a thing where you go, how'd this happen?

01:05:05.000 You have to make it a xenophobic guy to be interesting.

01:05:08.000 Or else it's me like, oh, good, there's a Chinatown here.

01:05:11.000 That's not funny.

01:05:12.000 Right.

01:05:13.000 He's emulating a different person.

01:05:14.000 The black guy who broke my ribs was talking about Patrice O'Neill.

01:05:18.000 He's a very cool black guy.

01:05:20.000 And he's like, he's my favorite dude.

01:05:22.000 And I talked about some other Patrice stories I know, but I didn't have the balls to say my favorite story, which is Louis C.K. Oh, the history of.

01:05:32.000 Yeah.

01:05:33.000 Patrice O'Neill, we've said this before.

01:05:36.000 Sorry to repeat story.

01:05:37.000 Should I just play it?

01:05:39.000 It's pretty quick.

01:05:40.000 Okay.

01:05:43.000 Have we gone over this on the show?

01:05:44.000 It's hard to get away with it because we're not them.

01:05:47.000 Like the way it's set up.

01:05:48.000 It's a perfect storm of people.

01:05:50.000 It's great, yeah.

01:05:51.000 Some Hungarian.

01:05:52.000 My grandfather who's this gets even worse.

01:05:56.000 My Hungarian grandfather was Jewish, and he left Hungary because his mother was killing the Jews.

01:06:01.000 And he couldn't come to the United States because there was too many Jews going there.

01:06:05.000 They weren't letting them.

01:06:06.000 They turned boats away.

01:06:08.000 So he went to Mexico.

01:06:09.000 And he met my Catholic Mexican grandmother, and that's the family, I came.

01:06:14.000 A Jew and a Catholic Mexican.

01:06:17.000 He was Jewish because he was so in love with her cousin.

01:06:21.000 The first two letters of your whole much longer.

01:06:30.000 I do know where the term kite came from, by the way.

01:06:33.000 A derogatory term for Jewish people.

01:06:36.000 I do know where that came from.

01:06:37.000 It is when people used to come over in the ships on Ellis Island.

01:06:45.000 A lot of people couldn't write English.

01:06:46.000 So they used to make their mark, and the Jews' mark was a circle.

01:06:50.000 And the circle is called Keikal.

01:06:52.000 So that's what they would just shorten it to Keyke.

01:06:56.000 Here's another kite once they've seen the circle.

01:06:58.000 Abbreviated nigger came from, originally.

01:07:01.000 There's some black guy being a nigger.

01:07:11.000 Patrice saw it coming before he said any word.

01:07:14.000 Let's hear it again.

01:07:15.000 They ruined it.

01:07:16.000 So he had another kite once they've seen the circle.

01:07:19.000 You know where Nigger came from originally?

01:07:22.000 There was some black guy who did a nigger.

01:07:25.000 So they called him a nigger.

01:07:30.000 Like that evil, horrible word.

01:07:33.000 Yeah.

01:07:33.000 They go, it's never acceptable.

01:07:35.000 You can never use it in a jargon.

01:07:36.000 You're like, well, I understand it's rare.

01:07:40.000 But in that case, we just heard, it was a perfect storm.

01:07:43.000 It was.

01:07:44.000 There was a story recently.

01:07:45.000 You know, Ture?

01:07:46.000 That's like a souffle that just happened.

01:07:48.000 Touré, he literally has a PhD in Prince.

01:07:53.000 He was big for a while on Amazon.

01:07:54.000 Maj Touré?

01:07:56.000 Nope, Maj Touré is our friend.

01:07:59.000 Just Touré.

01:08:00.000 He's a one-word guy like Prince, which is his area of expertise.

01:08:03.000 But you can just tell he's a cunt to work with because now he's got nothing going on.

01:08:07.000 It's like, hey, here's my Patreon.

01:08:10.000 Send me money.

01:08:11.000 I would die for you.

01:08:15.000 So some old dude called an old black guy a nigger recently, and the black guy punched him out so hard that he died.

01:08:25.000 And Ture was all over Twitter saying, good, you fuck around, you find out.

01:08:32.000 You could tell he grew up with his white mom.

01:08:35.000 You could tell he died in the movie Ghost.

01:08:38.000 What the fuck?

01:08:38.000 It's the same guy.

01:08:40.000 He looks like he played the black guy from the movie Ghost in a movie.

01:08:45.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:08:47.000 The Making of Ghost.

01:08:48.000 The Making of Ghost.

01:08:49.000 Featuring the behind the scenes.

01:08:51.000 No, it's a biopic of Patrick Swayze.

01:08:53.000 No, the guy who did The Room did a movie about the ghost and chose him to play.

01:08:59.000 But yeah, Ture was all about how you should be looking up Twitter Touré N-word.

01:09:08.000 And he was all about how, no, no, no, it is justified to kill someone who says that word.

01:09:13.000 You go, I know it's a bad word, but so is cunt.

01:09:20.000 And he goes, no, you calling me that word, which no one has called him.

01:09:25.000 Oh, yeah?

01:09:26.000 When I was a kid, I got called it every day.

01:09:27.000 No, we're not, you're not allowed to use when I was a kid as an example anymore.

01:09:35.000 I was called all kinds of shit when I was, I was British when I was a kid.

01:09:38.000 They beat it out of me in an afternoon.

01:09:41.000 My dad was beaten up as a kid because he had a school uniform.

01:09:46.000 Like, kids, fuck with whatever you are.

01:09:49.000 It's not a thing.

01:09:50.000 So you're not allowed to use sticks and stones from the fucking schoolyard as proof that you've grown up in racism.

01:09:57.000 But the old man did.

01:09:59.000 The brother knocked him out.

01:10:00.000 I'm a brother.

01:10:01.000 The old man fell, lost consciousness, and died.

01:10:04.000 He fucked around and found out.

01:10:08.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed and every black guy who said something racist towards whites was instantly killed?

01:10:17.000 I mean, Jesus Christ, the bodies would be piled to the sky.

01:10:22.000 If there was actual justice in this country, what are you talking about?

01:10:25.000 As opposed to white justice, oh, Jesus Christ.

01:10:28.000 I guess Max and John aren't in prison.

01:10:30.000 Then if you went to someone's minimum wage job and called them the M-word twice, whatever happened after that would be legally acceptable.

01:10:36.000 You know, I'm for it.

01:10:37.000 You get one time per person.

01:10:40.000 I'm kind of down with that.

01:10:42.000 What do you mean?

01:10:43.000 You can say it once.

01:10:45.000 You got one for every person that you make up.

01:10:48.000 I wouldn't even call black people.

01:10:49.000 I call you one.

01:10:50.000 I will say, if you go up to black people and say that word, you shouldn't be surprised that you got punched in the face.

01:10:56.000 Yeah.

01:10:57.000 However, you definitely don't need to die for saying a bad word.

01:11:01.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:11:02.000 Wait, hold on a second.

01:11:04.000 Like, it's not justified that he died, but.

01:11:09.000 I would die for and then change the letter U. I would die for you.

01:11:18.000 Down in if you want me to, you.

01:11:21.000 God, that is a jam.

01:11:22.000 All right, let's start taking some calls.

01:11:24.000 You saw this, though, right?

01:11:25.000 That was self-defense.

01:11:26.000 Oh, yeah, that's...

01:11:27.000 Sorry, I left out the best part.

01:11:30.000 Using that word as a violent act to fight back and kill someone for calling you that is self-defense.

01:11:37.000 You're a retard.

01:11:39.000 You're not offensive.

01:11:41.000 You're not weird.

01:11:42.000 You're a fucking tard.

01:11:46.000 Crazy.

01:11:47.000 Anyway, I used to do drawings during these calls.

01:11:52.000 I did a clan Tifa drawing where I merged the Antifa and the Klan.

01:11:59.000 Apparently the guy who ordered it...

01:12:01.000 Oh, shit!

01:12:01.000 Didn't get it.

01:12:02.000 Wait, that's a whole other thing.

01:12:03.000 Speaking of art, we had a competition on the website to do a new Larry Barnes poster.

01:12:08.000 I don't like this Larry Barnes poster.

01:12:10.000 I can tell it's fake.

01:12:11.000 It was done by a buddy of his who sucks at Photoshop, at least in this instance.

01:12:16.000 So we had a competition.

01:12:17.000 We have a winner.

01:12:19.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:19.000 I emailed it to you.

01:12:21.000 This guy recreated the poster.

01:12:23.000 Wow.

01:12:24.000 And he did a fucking beautiful job.

01:12:26.000 That's amazing.

01:12:28.000 I don't know if we should say his name.

01:12:29.000 I'm going to go with David.

01:12:31.000 I won't say his last name.

01:12:33.000 But it's a classic 1950s Muhammad Ali style poster.

01:12:38.000 You saw this with Muhammad Ali and fuck, I forget the opponent where this poster is based on.

01:12:46.000 Thriller in Manila?

01:12:47.000 I don't think it was Thrilla in Manila, no.

01:12:49.000 Joe List?

01:12:49.000 I mean, Joe List.

01:12:50.000 Oh, hey, I'm fighting.

01:12:52.000 Oh, geez.

01:12:54.000 But it's one of the early Muhammad Ali posters, and it's fucking beautiful.

01:12:58.000 I don't know where he got such a good picture of Larry Barnes, that they're really hard to find.

01:13:02.000 Because the 80s were not good with photography.

01:13:05.000 Not like they are now.

01:13:06.000 You can look up any asshole blogger who called you a white supremacist, and there's like 700 high-res pictures of him.

01:13:13.000 Clay Terrell.

01:13:14.000 Cassius Clay versus Terrell.

01:13:16.000 This is when he was still Cassius Clay.

01:13:18.000 Oh, there it is.

01:13:19.000 How'd you find that so fast?

01:13:21.000 I just looked up.

01:13:21.000 You finally did your job.

01:13:22.000 Yes.

01:13:26.000 Maybe it's actually too good.

01:13:28.000 And people are going to go, well, that clearly wasn't the poster.

01:13:31.000 That's the Cassius Clay poster.

01:13:32.000 That's okay.

01:13:33.000 Or whatever.

01:13:34.000 It'll look good.

01:13:36.000 So thank you to that winner.

01:13:37.000 And then we are awarding that winner a year's subscription.

01:13:39.000 That's $100 prize.

01:13:42.000 But he already has a subscription.

01:13:43.000 Yes, he can give that to his friend, his mommy, whatever.

01:13:46.000 Apply until next year, maybe?

01:13:48.000 I don't know.

01:13:49.000 So anyway, we've been avoiding the auctions because they destroy our payment processor.

01:13:55.000 And when we have charities for Zanoa Kinsman, an African-American woman, the wife of John Kinsman, who was thrown in prison for fighting Antifa, when we raise money for her, they shut it down.

01:14:07.000 They shut down my Cameo.

01:14:08.000 They shut down PayPal.

01:14:10.000 They shut down a GoFundMe.

01:14:13.000 Every time we try to raise money for these black children, it gets shut down by the left.

01:14:20.000 You can do the math on that.

01:14:22.000 I'm not really clear what the fuck is going on.

01:14:26.000 So anyway, everyone gets their drawings.

01:14:28.000 I'm going to recreate the Clantifa drawing I did from memory.

01:14:31.000 It probably won't be the same, but whatever.

01:14:33.000 I'm sure he'll be happy with it.

01:14:35.000 And then once we can figure out a more solid payment system, probably through some Christian thing, I'm not sure if we can even put it on the site.

01:14:44.000 It's so hard to raise money for black children in clown world.

01:14:50.000 Then we'll get it up again.

01:14:50.000 So that's why we haven't...

01:14:51.000 I have a fucking stack of drawings that I've done, a stack of drawings that John's done.

01:14:56.000 And people go, well, just sell them on the site.

01:14:59.000 I can't.

01:15:01.000 It gets our payment processors shut down.

01:15:03.000 We need like three levels of security to dare do such charity.

01:15:08.000 Anyway, I'm going to get up and get my drawing supplies.

01:15:11.000 And Ryan's going to start taking calls.

01:15:13.000 Here we go.

01:15:15.000 We have...

01:15:17.000 Call me.

01:15:17.000 I have a cabin.

01:15:21.000 You're on the line.

01:15:22.000 513.

01:15:25.000 And the Skype's doing a thing.

01:15:28.000 Which can help.

01:15:29.000 Hello.

01:15:30.000 Hello.

01:15:34.000 Yeah, so I said I had AIDS, but I don't.

01:15:37.000 I'm working on it.

01:15:38.000 Unfortunately, I have to get up at 6 in the morning.

01:15:42.000 I'm probably going to have AIDS in the morning.

01:15:44.000 I've been drinking a little too much tonight.

01:15:48.000 Oh, AIDS.

01:15:49.000 So I invested in this log splitter.

01:15:51.000 Gavin, when's the last time you had to go buy some firewood?

01:15:55.000 Oh, all the time.

01:15:56.000 I have a fireplace in my house.

01:15:57.000 Well, I have it ordered.

01:15:58.000 They just deliver it.

01:16:00.000 And it's $7 a bundle.

01:16:04.000 I've been to New York and everything's pretty much double there.

01:16:07.000 So I live in Cincinnati.

01:16:10.000 It's literally like a dollar log.

01:16:12.000 So this dude at work was selling this log splitter for $800 and I bought it.

01:16:19.000 And I actually got to use it for the first time today.

01:16:23.000 And I literally split, I would say, 80 logs in 10 minutes.

01:16:30.000 Really?

01:16:33.000 Yeah, dude.

01:16:33.000 So if you do the math, that's what?

01:16:36.000 What's 80?

01:16:37.000 It's 80 bucks every 10 minutes.

01:16:40.000 8 times 6.

01:16:41.000 It's $560 an hour.

01:16:46.000 Divide that in half.

01:16:47.000 So obviously you're not going to sell it the same price a gas station does.

01:16:51.000 I'll sell it half.

01:16:53.000 That's fucking $250 an hour you can make with this thing.

01:16:58.000 My shit is about $350.

01:17:02.000 And I think it's a cord.

01:17:03.000 I'm not sure whatever a cord is, but when I look at it, I could say that it's about a dollar a not a log, like a piece of log, right?

01:17:15.000 So it's a fucking ripoff.

01:17:16.000 And that's before this lumber shortage we're in now.

01:17:21.000 Did you know a deck that was $900 last year?

01:17:25.000 Last year is $3,000?

01:17:28.000 It's gone up 400%.

01:17:34.000 Yeah, I'm stoked on it.

01:17:36.000 I think it was a good investment.

01:17:37.000 Hopefully it doesn't break down.

01:17:39.000 Is it gas-powered?

01:17:40.000 We'll see.

01:17:42.000 Yeah, dude.

01:17:43.000 It's a 35-ton.

01:17:45.000 I was splitting like cutting right through not, like this wood I was splitting tonight was wet, green, fresh, and it was just splitting right through it.

01:17:54.000 And how much was it again?

01:17:58.000 If you would have used an axe, it would have taken you probably five hours and like a 12-pack of beer.

01:18:03.000 How much was it again?

01:18:07.000 800 bucks used.

01:18:08.000 Nice.

01:18:09.000 The only problem with your plan is I find it takes, they always say it takes a year to dry firewood.

01:18:15.000 I feel like it, even then, it's hissing and pissing.

01:18:18.000 I feel like it takes two years of storage before you can use it.

01:18:22.000 Yeah.

01:18:23.000 Well, I've had the same job for fucking almost 14 years, and I've always had little side gigs like keeping bees, cutting neighbors' grass, and now I'm going to try this.

01:18:34.000 But really, why I called.

01:18:37.000 So I live in Cincinnati, Ohio.

01:18:38.000 Sorry, you don't get two things.

01:18:40.000 We got to go.

01:18:40.000 Thank you for calling.

01:18:46.000 There's one thing per caller.

01:18:48.000 One team.

01:18:49.000 I don't know why.

01:18:51.000 Isaac.

01:18:54.000 What's up, Isaac?

01:18:55.000 Hello.

01:18:56.000 Hello.

01:18:57.000 Hey.

01:18:58.000 So, Gavin, a few times before, I heard you say that tips should be a certain amount of pencils, like two, three, ten pencils.

01:19:09.000 What the fuck does that mean?

01:19:11.000 Okay, I'll show you.

01:19:13.000 So, say this tit is sagging.

01:19:18.000 This tit is sagging, right?

01:19:20.000 This is zero pencils.

01:19:21.000 Nothing is holding this up.

01:19:23.000 If I had a bit of a sag here, right?

01:19:27.000 Then I could hold one pencil, right?

01:19:31.000 I am cool with a tit that can have four pencils and they can be stored there without falling.

01:19:40.000 Thanks for calling.

01:19:41.000 Next call.

01:19:46.000 You know what's funny?

01:19:47.000 The ink ate through the rubber on my band-aid, on my rubber band here.

01:19:51.000 Damn.

01:19:52.000 I didn't know ink was so corrosive.

01:19:54.000 Chemistry.

01:19:55.000 Arnold, you're on the line.

01:19:58.000 Hello, how are you?

01:20:00.000 Hello, good.

01:20:01.000 It's good to be with you.

01:20:02.000 How are you?

01:20:03.000 Can you hear me?

01:20:04.000 Wait, is this a guy doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation or is this actually Arnold Schwarzenegger?

01:20:09.000 Come on, look.

01:20:11.000 I love the show.

01:20:12.000 Listen, every time I see Ryan fiddle with his hair, it reminds me of the maid, and I get all hot and horny.

01:20:19.000 I bet you're a little bit of a team poophole is as tight as Brian's Delta Weiss Pussy.

01:20:26.000 Do you know any other celebs that watch the show?

01:20:30.000 Do you have celeb friends?

01:20:34.000 If I told you, they would kill me.

01:20:36.000 I can't tell you the names.

01:20:39.000 We all watch the show.

01:20:40.000 We love you.

01:20:41.000 Holy shit.

01:20:42.000 That's amazing.

01:20:43.000 We're tired of all this bullshit in Hollywood.

01:20:46.000 That's a 180 turn from your whole proud boys are like the Kristallnacht.

01:20:51.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:20:51.000 I have a beef, a bone to pick with you.

01:20:53.000 You said that we are the Nazis, the new Kristallnacht.

01:20:59.000 Listen, come on.

01:21:01.000 Look, I've got to play the game like everyone else.

01:21:03.000 Oh, is that a role?

01:21:05.000 Oh, you were.

01:21:06.000 That was a role.

01:21:08.000 Well, we're making this public, Arnold.

01:21:10.000 Yes.

01:21:10.000 We're going to expose you, but thanks for calling.

01:21:13.000 That's cool.

01:21:14.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger watches the show.

01:21:16.000 You know who else watches?

01:21:17.000 Who?

01:21:18.000 Tommy Lee Jones.

01:21:19.000 Slick.

01:21:19.000 It's called Get Off My Lawn, Slick.

01:21:21.000 Oh, shit.

01:21:24.000 The show was called G-O-M-L Slick.

01:21:28.000 That was terrible.

01:21:30.000 Kim.

01:21:31.000 Donald Glover.

01:21:34.000 Hey, it's Kim.

01:21:37.000 Hey.

01:21:39.000 Hey.

01:21:40.000 No, it's Cam, but whatever.

01:21:43.000 So Donald Glover, I think he's so anti-cancel culture because he used to do an internet sketch show back in the day.

01:21:52.000 And he wrote a skit where he's a spelling bee, and everyone has to spell the word nigger faggot.

01:22:02.000 It's on YouTube.

01:22:03.000 Oh, Derek Common Everybody.

01:22:05.000 Yeah.

01:22:07.000 Yeah, so I think it's quite a scrolled, dig that up.

01:22:10.000 I'm sure they're going to go after him because it's fucking hilarious.

01:22:14.000 But yeah, two of the funniest words combined.

01:22:17.000 Nigger faggot.

01:22:18.000 It's fantastic.

01:22:20.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:22:22.000 Yeah, they both have a nice ring to them, don't they?

01:22:25.000 It's the consonants, it's the hardness of it.

01:22:28.000 Yeah, it's like it's funny with these words like fuck and cunt.

01:22:34.000 They're meant to hurt you.

01:22:35.000 Because nigger and faggot are meant to mock you and denigrate you.

01:22:40.000 Right.

01:22:42.000 I don't know why.

01:22:44.000 Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-guh.

01:22:45.000 There's something gu-gu-guh that's like, you're a fucking loser, you're nothing.

01:22:48.000 And then there's something about fuck and cunt that's like, I want to stab you.

01:22:52.000 Explosives.

01:22:53.000 So like suck also has the same thing.

01:22:55.000 Even though it's not a bad word, I wasn't allowed to say that.

01:22:57.000 You weren't allowed to say suck when you were a kid?

01:22:59.000 When I was a little kid?

01:23:00.000 No.

01:23:00.000 This sucks?

01:23:01.000 They'd be like, your non-existent dad or your non-existent dad?

01:23:04.000 No, he wouldn't know what that meant.

01:23:05.000 He'd be like, what is this?

01:23:07.000 I'd be like, it means cool.

01:23:08.000 He'd be like, oh, this food sucks.

01:23:10.000 Thank you.

01:23:11.000 And I would have tricked him.

01:23:14.000 Also, stink.

01:23:15.000 It's very pleasant when people are like, that stinks.

01:23:18.000 And it sounds very hard.

01:23:21.000 It doesn't sound bad, though.

01:23:23.000 In fact, my wife's Indian side of the family, they use stinky as cute.

01:23:30.000 They're like, when they see my youngest boy, they'll be like, oh, he's so stinky.

01:23:34.000 I haven't heard that one.

01:23:36.000 It's an Indian thing.

01:23:38.000 The Y completely takes away the punch from that, though.

01:23:40.000 Stinky.

01:23:41.000 That's fun.

01:23:42.000 L-O-G-O-R-R.

01:23:44.000 Like Niggy.

01:23:45.000 That's not bad.

01:23:46.000 Sounds like Mickey.

01:23:48.000 H-E-A.

01:23:49.000 La Garia.

01:23:51.000 That is correct.

01:23:53.000 And that will end the fourth round of the Hambridge National Spelling Bay.

01:23:57.000 Before we go on, I would just like to say that all of our contestants have shown an amazing amount of drive and perseverance.

01:24:04.000 And no matter what happens, you're all winners.

01:24:08.000 And now on to the fifth round.

01:24:11.000 Next contestant.

01:24:18.000 Your word is nigger baggage.

01:24:28.000 Negative.

01:24:31.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

01:24:32.000 We get it.

01:24:34.000 We gotcha.

01:24:34.000 Yeah, he's sweating.

01:24:37.000 He's wetting.

01:24:41.000 Lewis is not the wittiest comedy in the world.

01:24:46.000 Hey.

01:24:47.000 Hey, man.

01:24:49.000 Am I coming in clear, guys?

01:24:51.000 Oh, you sure are, Sir Earl.

01:24:53.000 Sir Earl?

01:24:55.000 Cool.

01:24:56.000 Hey, Gav and Ryan and Censored Family.

01:24:59.000 I gotta say, I just wanted to mention Jim Goad's new show, Hardballs.

01:25:04.000 I think it's real good.

01:25:06.000 It's real exceptional.

01:25:08.000 Yeah.

01:25:09.000 I mean, he just assumed that he needed JB to do all the technical stuff, and then he Googled it.

01:25:16.000 Yeah.

01:25:17.000 And he learned it in like an afternoon.

01:25:19.000 Yeah, I know.

01:25:20.000 It's kind of nicer just with him by himself, because it's almost like he's kind of psychoanalyzing himself.

01:25:28.000 It's really, really great.

01:25:29.000 I love it.

01:25:30.000 I mean, the Beef Squad was really, really cool, too, but I think this is kind of step up, and that's not like disparaging JD or anything.

01:25:37.000 It's just this is really nice.

01:25:39.000 As a matter of fact, what I was calling in for is like, I'm kind of hoping he would be on more than once a week because I look forward to Sundays now, kind of like I do for your show, and to see him, you know, show up.

01:25:52.000 And man, it'd be super cool if he even did a live section.

01:25:56.000 You know, he had the means to do that.

01:25:58.000 Maybe you guys could conf up a budget for him because that'd be really cool.

01:26:03.000 Are you just doing this on your own accord, or is it possible that Jim has suggested that someone suggest this?

01:26:12.000 Hold on.

01:26:13.000 What?

01:26:13.000 What was that?

01:26:15.000 Is this 100% your idea, or is it possible that Jim has suggested that people like you suggest such a thing?

01:26:23.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.

01:26:25.000 I don't think so.

01:26:26.000 I've seen it since his inception.

01:26:28.000 I don't think he's mentioned it.

01:26:30.000 He does those boomer chats, and he charges for those.

01:26:33.000 And broke bastards like myself don't really have the opportunity to cough up 15 or 10 bucks every once in a while to ask a question.

01:26:40.000 And it'd be really rad to hear his thoughts live.

01:26:43.000 I know he's a little more temperamental than maybe you.

01:26:48.000 But he's really rad.

01:26:51.000 I love the show.

01:26:52.000 Maybe he needs a sidekick like, you know, maybe not like Ryan, but maybe something a little more professional.

01:26:58.000 No one needs a sidekick like Ryan.

01:27:00.000 All right.

01:27:01.000 Thanks for calling.

01:27:02.000 We'll think about it.

01:27:03.000 We'll consider it.

01:27:04.000 Bye.

01:27:05.000 We got some money freed up now that Milo's gone.

01:27:10.000 And now that you're gone, Tom.

01:27:17.000 Hello?

01:27:18.000 Hey, sisters.

01:27:20.000 Hello.

01:27:22.000 So I love the new show.

01:27:25.000 What new show?

01:27:26.000 The new Gavin Wack show?

01:27:28.000 Oh, good.

01:27:29.000 I like it.

01:27:30.000 Yeah, I mean, everything takes some getting used to.

01:27:32.000 And if one thing I've learned from Vice Days is that people hate change.

01:27:38.000 And when we went from like newsprint black and white to color black and white, people go, oh, fuck, this sucks, man.

01:27:44.000 You're sellouts.

01:27:45.000 We like the old school black and white shit.

01:27:49.000 And so what you have to do with most critics is just sort of let them wait it out, let them get used to it.

01:27:54.000 And similarly, when you take something away, they freak the fuck out and can't handle it.

01:27:59.000 But I'm glad this didn't take much time for you to get into.

01:28:02.000 I think they're a really interesting pair.

01:28:08.000 I agree.

01:28:09.000 I think Isabella, she's a little, she's a smoke show, but I think she was kind of in over her head saying that if someone called her an 8.7, that she would be offended.

01:28:20.000 I think that's a little bit ridiculous.

01:28:23.000 Well, she knows her worth.

01:28:25.000 What do you think she is at a 10?

01:28:30.000 It's tough to tell.

01:28:33.000 This isn't really why I was calling, but I'd probably give her maybe around an 8.5.

01:28:40.000 Okay.

01:28:41.000 Who's a 10 that's famous that we would know?

01:28:49.000 That's a good question.

01:28:51.000 I'm not too positive on that answer.

01:28:54.000 Who's the most attractive woman you can think of right now besides Eva Mendez and Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch on The Muppet Show in 1977?

01:29:05.000 There's...

01:29:06.000 I might get crucified for saying this, but I think Anna Kendrick, the actress, she's not bad.

01:29:11.000 I think she's super annoying, but...

01:29:13.000 Wow.

01:29:15.000 That sounds like a crush to the very girl next door kind of gal.

01:29:19.000 Like, people don't beat off about her.

01:29:21.000 They want to marry her.

01:29:22.000 That's right.

01:29:22.000 Yeah, you have a crush, sir.

01:29:24.000 That's a crush.

01:29:25.000 You have a crush.

01:29:26.000 You have feelings for this woman.

01:29:28.000 Okay, next topic, please.

01:29:30.000 There is none.

01:29:30.000 Can I get to why I was calling, though?

01:29:32.000 Oh.

01:29:33.000 Yeah, sure.

01:29:36.000 Okay, thank you.

01:29:37.000 Okay, so I'm going back to school, college.

01:29:40.000 My third year.

01:29:41.000 I'm getting my apartment for the first time.

01:29:44.000 And I'm horrible at eating.

01:29:46.000 My diet sucks.

01:29:48.000 And I know you were talking about the beer diet that you had a while ago.

01:29:52.000 Yeah.

01:29:52.000 So I kind of want you to talk about that because I don't know if that'd be a good option for me.

01:29:57.000 Because I'm good at working out, but I just eat like shit, you know?

01:30:01.000 Well, if you're trying to, I don't know why someone your age should be worried about their weight.

01:30:06.000 It's pretty irrelevant.

01:30:07.000 As long as you're working out, you shouldn't be worried about gaining weight.

01:30:10.000 When you get to 50, you have to worry about it.

01:30:13.000 But I would go the beer Ramadan, it's called.

01:30:16.000 And what you do is you don't eat.

01:30:21.000 You don't have breakfast.

01:30:22.000 You have like coffee in the morning.

01:30:25.000 I'm not a morning guy.

01:30:26.000 I don't know about you, but I'm not hungry in the morning anyway.

01:30:30.000 And then you don't eat.

01:30:31.000 So around like noon, everyone's having breakfast sandwiches.

01:30:36.000 Did we lose them?

01:30:37.000 No.

01:30:38.000 Around noon, everyone's having breakfast sandwiches and stuff.

01:30:40.000 You say no, thank you.

01:30:42.000 Around 2 or 3, 3.30, though, you're fucking starving.

01:30:47.000 And you want to save yourself for dinner.

01:30:49.000 Especially me as a family man.

01:30:50.000 I want to have dinner with my wife and kids.

01:30:52.000 If I eat at 3, I'm not going to be hungry at 6 o'clock for dinner.

01:30:56.000 So to stave off the hunger, you have a beer.

01:31:00.000 Maybe two.

01:31:01.000 And those empty calories tide you over till 6.

01:31:04.000 So you end up, like Jamaican men, eating one meal a day.

01:31:08.000 And you just fucking slim down, my guy.

01:31:13.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:31:14.000 That's a tip.

01:31:15.000 We gave that guy two, which violated the rules.

01:31:22.000 The rules.

01:31:24.000 We've got juices on the lawn.

01:31:30.000 So I'm done this recreation of a drawing that a guy from the auctions didn't get.

01:31:35.000 I don't know if you'll like it as much, but I think it's pretty good.

01:31:44.000 You gotta be proud of you, boys.

01:31:48.000 I finally got into the chat, and now I'm realizing it makes that sound, so I'm gonna go ahead and mute that.

01:31:52.000 Sir, you are on the line.

01:31:55.000 I guess I should draw the hand.

01:31:58.000 Hello?

01:31:59.000 Hello?

01:32:00.000 What's up?

01:32:05.000 Am I there?

01:32:06.000 Yeah.

01:32:08.000 Yes.

01:32:09.000 Oh, okay.

01:32:10.000 You never, I didn't hear my name, so sorry.

01:32:11.000 Sorry, man.

01:32:12.000 Hey, guys.

01:32:14.000 It's Joseph.

01:32:15.000 Sorry for making you cry about your grandma the other time.

01:32:17.000 Gavin was not my intention.

01:32:19.000 But you know, I was right.

01:32:20.000 Anyway, I was inspired by your Things I Don't Get clip.

01:32:24.000 Very, very well done for once, especially the fucking Portnoy pizza things where he just eats at pizza restaurants.

01:32:31.000 I had the same.

01:32:32.000 Wait, you say that was good for once?

01:32:34.000 My segments are not usually very good?

01:32:39.000 No, yeah.

01:32:41.000 They're like 30%.

01:32:43.000 I laugh out loud.

01:32:45.000 You're negging him.

01:32:46.000 To be fair.

01:32:46.000 So because you've touched him, you think you could neg him.

01:32:51.000 No, 30% is good.

01:32:52.000 They're hard to come up with.

01:32:55.000 Anyway.

01:32:56.000 This is the recipe of from listener to bro.

01:32:58.000 All right.

01:32:58.000 Thanks for calling.

01:32:59.000 Nagboy.

01:33:00.000 Nagboy.

01:33:02.000 Who's next?

01:33:02.000 I've seen that before so many times.

01:33:04.000 It's like, you know, I got so many DMs and the DMs that say like, hey, fag, you're pretty good on the show, but I'm cooler at this.

01:33:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:12.000 It's like, it's because my personality.

01:33:15.000 Howard Stern gets this too.

01:33:16.000 Because I'm so like, this sucks, and you're a fag and everything gay.

01:33:20.000 Then people who want to be my friend, they don't go, hi, dude, how's it going?

01:33:23.000 They're like, hey, man, you suck and you're fag.

01:33:26.000 But anyway, to be like, I'm going to go like, hey, this guy speaks my language.

01:33:31.000 I'm not one of the listeners.

01:33:32.000 I'm like, I'm my own thing.

01:33:34.000 I'm a dick who shits on everything, too.

01:33:36.000 You'd be watching my show.

01:33:37.000 I'm going to start by shitting on you.

01:33:39.000 Yeah.

01:33:39.000 All right.

01:33:40.000 Bye.

01:33:40.000 But nothing tends to work anyway.

01:33:42.000 I mean, the DMs are, I can't get to them.

01:33:44.000 But Nick, you're on the lawn.

01:33:48.000 Yeah.

01:33:48.000 Hey, Gav.

01:33:49.000 So we're finally getting to the point, my wife and I, where we are running into social situations where if we don't have the vaccine, we aren't invited.

01:34:01.000 And so what I've noticed is that the people that are saying, hey, you can't come to this party or this get-together, what have you, are the type of people that were rapidly anti-Trump.

01:34:14.000 And it really struck me as ironic.

01:34:16.000 And I think it was either Jacob Wool or Joshua Cash who said the same thing where it's like, yeah, these people are all behind like big pharma now and the vaccine, despite the fact that it was Trump that developed it.

01:34:31.000 So I was wondering what your thoughts are on that.

01:34:33.000 Like why this complete and sudden change and flip here?

01:34:40.000 So do you really want to go to these parties?

01:34:42.000 Like where do you live?

01:34:43.000 Would you be socially starved without them?

01:34:47.000 No, no, not at all, actually.

01:34:49.000 The guy that was going to throw this event, it was for his new house that he bought, and he'd done a ton of renovations, and he wanted to get a bunch of buddies together and drink and stuff.

01:35:01.000 And, you know, I've been friends with the guy for years, you know, like got along with him great.

01:35:06.000 And, you know, he was a pretty cool guy.

01:35:08.000 But yeah, it just absolutely terrified him and his other friends of getting COVID.

01:35:14.000 And it's like, man, like my wife and I, we got it.

01:35:18.000 Like last week we got it.

01:35:20.000 You know, and yeah, there's like three days of hell, but you know, now it's boiled down to a cough.

01:35:26.000 And it's like, man, this is not anything to be this terrified over.

01:35:30.000 Yeah, you're all just absolutely petrified, you know, that people don't have the vaccine to the point where we just shut them out.

01:35:37.000 Like, what's going on?

01:35:39.000 And what town are you in?

01:35:43.000 We're in the Twin Cities, actually.

01:35:45.000 Minneapolis, St. Paul.

01:35:46.000 Shit.

01:35:47.000 Antifa Central.

01:35:48.000 I would say just like, if you want to go to the party, lie.

01:35:52.000 And if you don't want to go to the party, then say we didn't get vaccined.

01:35:56.000 And you're not, you know, that's why I say get fired, get in trouble.

01:36:00.000 You're not losing anything.

01:36:01.000 Those people are fucking lame.

01:36:03.000 And to answer your question on why it became political, I think that there's two types of people in the world.

01:36:09.000 There's people who want to be left alone, and that's usually us, right?

01:36:12.000 Libertarian, paleo-con, whatever.

01:36:14.000 And then there's people who won't leave them the fuck alone.

01:36:16.000 They tend to be communist, socialist, that kind of thing.

01:36:20.000 And COVID, it illuminates the latter.

01:36:27.000 It encourages the latter.

01:36:29.000 So these people who love rules, who love socialism, who love control, they're really adapting to it.

01:36:34.000 And Trump's message ultimately was, you can't control me.

01:36:41.000 You can't make me feel bad for my history.

01:36:43.000 You're not the boss of me.

01:36:45.000 Don't tread on me.

01:36:46.000 And that's why these liberals hate him so much.

01:36:49.000 It wasn't the pussy joke.

01:36:50.000 It wasn't any of his policies.

01:36:52.000 It was that he said, don't tell people what to do.

01:36:55.000 They don't suck.

01:36:56.000 They shouldn't be ashamed.

01:36:56.000 White people don't suck.

01:36:57.000 America doesn't suck.

01:36:59.000 And that's become a political thing.

01:37:02.000 And COVID blends nicely into that because COVID says you suck.

01:37:06.000 COVID says you're not doing enough.

01:37:07.000 You're not good enough.

01:37:09.000 You know, hate has no home here.

01:37:11.000 Maskless, vaccineless people have no home here.

01:37:15.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:37:17.000 That just about covers it.

01:37:18.000 We don't need to say nice goodbyes.

01:37:20.000 We got Gabrielle.

01:37:22.000 Wanted to suggest music.

01:37:26.000 I bet it's going to suck.

01:37:27.000 Okay.

01:37:30.000 The odds are against you, ma'am.

01:37:34.000 973.

01:37:35.000 I hope our new studio doesn't get this hot.

01:37:37.000 Is it the lights?

01:37:38.000 They're LED.

01:37:40.000 They shouldn't be that hot.

01:37:42.000 According to science.

01:37:46.000 You know what I noticed when I was there the other day doing minor repairs?

01:37:51.000 I could hear sirens and stuff drive by outside.

01:37:54.000 Oh, that's good.

01:37:55.000 I don't really care about that, right?

01:37:58.000 You care about like...

01:38:03.000 Or if it's too quiet.

01:38:04.000 It's quiet for him.

01:38:05.000 It's quiet.

01:38:06.000 What are you doing right now?

01:38:08.000 Freeing up space in the other card.

01:38:09.000 We have 13 minutes on it, so.

01:38:12.000 Okay.

01:38:13.000 Just being super careful.

01:38:14.000 Alright.

01:38:16.000 Last chance.

01:38:18.000 973.

01:38:22.000 Okay.

01:38:24.000 Heyman, I wish to check with the shitty song.

01:38:26.000 Yes.

01:38:27.000 I put her on mute just in case we try her later.

01:38:30.000 Hey, Heyman, sent you an email.

01:38:31.000 First Marine.

01:38:33.000 952.

01:38:43.000 What's going on?

01:38:43.000 We got audio going out here.

01:38:45.000 Let's see.

01:38:46.000 Something tells me it's not their fault.

01:38:51.000 Checking one, two.

01:38:52.000 Hello, people.

01:38:56.000 Yeah, this doesn't sound like it.

01:38:57.000 Hello, anyone but Ryan.

01:38:58.000 That's a problem.

01:39:01.000 Danny?

01:39:01.000 Hello?

01:39:06.000 Alright.

01:39:07.000 Oh, you know what?

01:39:08.000 I'll restart what, the whole thing?

01:39:11.000 Skype section.

01:39:15.000 Speaking of stolen valor, this dude at our bar, Joe, he's a compulsive liar, which is fine, really.

01:39:25.000 Once you realize that and you can make fun of him and you go, yeah, yeah, I don't believe you, dude.

01:39:29.000 I don't even think you have a daughter.

01:39:30.000 You say she's on a ventilator.

01:39:32.000 I don't think you have a kid.

01:39:34.000 And then you make fun of the guy.

01:39:35.000 And then it's amusing.

01:39:38.000 But that hits a wall when, as I told you before, when they say my daughter tried to commit suicide, because it's every dad's worth nightmare.

01:39:46.000 That's when I got into an argument with them.

01:39:48.000 And then in the same category, I'm not sure it's worse per se, but stolen valor.

01:39:55.000 I mean, we joke about stolen valor on the show and pretend that we're stealing valor.

01:40:02.000 But when it literally happens, people put their lives on the line to make sure America was safe.

01:40:11.000 And sometimes the boss was wrong.

01:40:13.000 That's the thing people don't seem to get about the military.

01:40:18.000 Not 100% of the time were the assignments good for Americans.

01:40:22.000 But that's the risk you take when you sign up for the military.

01:40:26.000 You know it's not Jason Bourne.

01:40:28.000 You know it's not perfect every time.

01:40:29.000 Actually, Jason Bourne was another example where it wasn't perfect every time.

01:40:32.000 So you know it's not like, I'm going to go to the Middle East.

01:40:35.000 I'm going to shoot a jihadi in the head.

01:40:37.000 And that jihadi would have killed my family.

01:40:39.000 It would have killed American families.

01:40:40.000 Boom.

01:40:41.000 I'm sure that happens a lot.

01:40:42.000 But there's bullshit like Vietnam, where you just have to go to help defend Charles de Gaulle's territories.

01:40:51.000 But the implication, the general plan there is I'm standing up for this country.

01:41:00.000 I hope they don't make mistakes and send me to stupid wars, but that's not up to me.

01:41:05.000 I'm going to take that chance and say I'm fighting for America.

01:41:10.000 So that's a long way of explaining why Stolen Valor is different than saying I used to hang out with the Sex Pistols.

01:41:17.000 And he's getting in some trouble now.

01:41:21.000 Oh, yeah?

01:41:22.000 Yeah.

01:41:22.000 Uh-oh.

01:41:24.000 Because people are starting to find.

01:41:25.000 That's the thing about these compulsive liars.

01:41:27.000 They're very nomadic.

01:41:28.000 You'll notice you don't know him and he doesn't know anyone in town and stuff, those kind of guys.

01:41:33.000 And they don't have friends come by either.

01:41:36.000 That's another thing about compulsive liars.

01:41:39.000 They're grifters and they don't really get money out of it.

01:41:43.000 So he had a scene recently where someone came in and said, I'm going to fucking knock your teeth out if you keep up with this shit.

01:41:51.000 Damn.

01:41:54.000 Which was great as a bar patron because you're like, ooh, this is spicy.

01:41:59.000 Sit back, sip.

01:42:00.000 Gossip going on.

01:42:01.000 Yeah.

01:42:03.000 We got callers back.

01:42:05.000 Gabrielle.

01:42:06.000 Okay.

01:42:06.000 Hey, Gabriel.

01:42:07.000 What's Gabrielle got to say?

01:42:09.000 973.

01:42:10.000 Hey, Gavin, how's it going?

01:42:11.000 Good.

01:42:12.000 How are you?

01:42:12.000 Sorry about your name.

01:42:15.000 That's all right.

01:42:16.000 Yeah, I'm good.

01:42:16.000 Thanks.

01:42:17.000 Yeah, I'm calling just to recommend a musician that I think you'd really like.

01:42:20.000 I think this guy's got the sprinkles, like the kind of magic touch.

01:42:25.000 So his name is Baxter Dury.

01:42:27.000 Have you heard of him?

01:42:29.000 No, I don't think so.

01:42:30.000 Dury?

01:42:31.000 D-U-R-Y?

01:42:33.000 Yeah, Baxter.

01:42:35.000 D-U-R-Y is kind of spelled like Dury, but with a D. So he released this album.

01:42:41.000 You can start with the song Cocaine Man.

01:42:43.000 I think that's like a good starting place, but he released an album last year called The Night Chancers, and I think is probably like the best album of the year last year.

01:42:52.000 If you know the musician Ian Dury, it's actually his son.

01:42:56.000 Oh, you mean the guy who wrote sex and drugs and rocket balls?

01:43:03.000 Ian Durry was a funny little dwarf.

01:43:09.000 I'm not too familiar with the Ian Durance music, so I can't say how similar they are, but Baxter Dury's super fresh.

01:43:14.000 I think he's got that kind of English dubby sound.

01:43:20.000 Thanks for coming.

01:43:20.000 We'll check it out.

01:43:23.000 I'm enjoying making these calls short and sweet.

01:43:27.000 Sacks, hand, drops, hand, rock, and roll.

01:43:36.000 That's why the first vice book was called The Vice Guide to Sacks Hand, Drugs, Ham, Rock, and Roll.

01:43:43.000 And that's why we spelled it all out instead of rock and roll.

01:43:47.000 Was because of Ian Drury.

01:43:52.000 Anyway, let's hear his son.

01:43:57.000 Cocaine Man.

01:43:59.000 You mean Every man who's cool?

01:44:03.000 14th of June 1912.

01:44:06.000 I woke up feeling frightened.

01:44:08.000 Work out of bed for mama.

01:44:11.000 Dummy proud.

01:44:13.000 Looked over the kitchen cent.

01:44:14.000 Thought, wow, that's my ass.

01:44:17.000 I paid the mortgage.

01:44:19.000 This moment got up, cup of coffee, went down nice tonight.

01:44:26.000 Made me feel a bit moot kid.

01:44:28.000 All right, I get it.

01:44:29.000 Cool.

01:44:31.000 Reminds me of Sleaford Mods and all the other stuff.

01:44:36.000 I got a letter today I wanted to read.

01:44:40.000 Hey, Gavin Rygai, been a while.

01:44:42.000 Sorry if this is verbose, but I think it's relevant to today's political climate and how cops fit in.

01:44:48.000 I've spent this last seven months in the recruitment process for a police agency where I'm at West U.S. State Troopers, he puts in brackets.

01:44:58.000 I got through the entire process with no issues at all, which is 10 steps and can take anywhere from six months to even a year plus to finish.

01:45:05.000 I completed this all in April and was told I'd be a month before I heard back about where I'd be stationed and when post would start.

01:45:13.000 I just got back word yesterday that I was DQ'd.

01:45:17.000 I guess that means decommissioned or something.

01:45:18.000 Disqualified?

01:45:19.000 Disqualified.

01:45:20.000 For no reason, and the agency wouldn't ever be answering questions as to what the cause was.

01:45:28.000 I have a theory.

01:45:29.000 While in the polygraph session, and guys, the polygraph, look up my article with the, what's his name?

01:45:37.000 Doug Williams called Insidious Orwellian Machines, where I talked to my friend Doug who did two years in prison for proving that these machines are fucking fake.

01:45:50.000 Now, his charge was showing people how to beat it.

01:45:53.000 If it worked, you couldn't beat it.

01:45:56.000 You can't go to prison for teaching people how a fuzzbus, whatever, the thing that tests your speed on the road.

01:46:04.000 You can't get in trouble for that because you can't beat that.

01:46:09.000 He did.

01:46:10.000 He said, it's all bullshit.

01:46:12.000 Just be honest or say whatever you want to say.

01:46:15.000 That shit means nothing.

01:46:16.000 Anyway, so when you're on a polygraph, just say whatever you want to say.

01:46:19.000 They try to intimidate you after, and you've got a nozzle there.

01:46:23.000 You've got an anal pad checking if you clench your butt cheeks, but it's not really checking that.

01:46:27.000 It doesn't check anything.

01:46:28.000 And then you're supposed to go, all right, fuck, I did it.

01:46:31.000 It's all fake.

01:46:32.000 It's a, I believe, a $3 billion industry that's completely fake.

01:46:36.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:46:40.000 Things are going great until a blip about right-leaning podcasts I watch that I'd mentioned in the pre-screen came up.

01:46:47.000 It turned into an hour of me having to explain who you are, me, what Proud Boys are, January 6th, how Proud Boys Aren't Crazy, Woodsy, Militia, etc.

01:46:59.000 What was blocked for three hours turned into five hours?

01:47:03.000 The tone really shifted with everything and everyone after that.

01:47:06.000 Everything else I was asked, I passed with flying colors.

01:47:09.000 Drugs, driving sex, boy, and major crimes.

01:47:11.000 I'm almost certain that's the flag.

01:47:12.000 Nothing else makes sense, though I can't know for sure.

01:47:15.000 Now, this is an interesting concept because it goes back to the whole get-fired concept, right?

01:47:20.000 If you want to win that test, if you want to pass that test with flying colors, you say, I know, I consider myself moderate.

01:47:29.000 I'm not really political.

01:47:31.000 I'm all over the map with every different subject, but I do check out right-wing podcasts just to see what they're talking about.

01:47:39.000 What about Proud Boys?

01:47:41.000 I mean, I don't know.

01:47:42.000 I've heard that they're right-wing.

01:47:43.000 I heard their main guy was a black guy.

01:47:46.000 But it's an interesting concept.

01:47:48.000 It's something I, as a police officer, should know about.

01:47:50.000 What about Gavin McInnes?

01:47:52.000 He seems very unusual.

01:47:54.000 Funny guy, but who knows?

01:47:56.000 I mean, he could be a danger to society.

01:47:58.000 That's how you pass the test.

01:48:00.000 But if you don't believe that, then should you get fired?

01:48:05.000 And by get fired, mean not even get the job.

01:48:08.000 Because if you were to bullshit, just like the Ben Shapiro thing where he says, bullshit in college and pretend you're left wing and then get A's and then get rich and say, haha, just kidding.

01:48:20.000 We don't support that.

01:48:21.000 That's absurd.

01:48:22.000 And in this case, you could bullshit your way into the police force, but then you'd be in this bullshit police force where you're not allowed to be remotely right-wing.

01:48:33.000 You're going to get fired later.

01:48:35.000 Like, people always ask me, isn't it terrible that you left Vice in 08 and then they're billionaires and all that?

01:48:42.000 And I'm like, if I hadn't left in 08, I'd be gone in 09.

01:48:45.000 I'd be gone in 09.5.

01:48:47.000 I'd be gone in 2010.

01:48:48.000 It's not like I'd be totally grooving with them.

01:48:51.000 Have you seen all the other places I've been fired from, all the other controversies?

01:48:56.000 So I don't know if you would thrive as a cop if you were this.

01:49:01.000 And I'm not even going to say red-pilled, but like normal-pilled.

01:49:04.000 So maybe this is for the best.

01:49:06.000 Anyway, he says, I remembered what you said recently on a show about how if you're a new rookie or even in the academy still to get out now while you can.

01:49:13.000 I have a one-year-old boy, and though this stings, I wonder if I avoided a shitstorm, and my boy will have his daddy around more because of this.

01:49:21.000 Love the show, guys.

01:49:22.000 Yeah, I think it was a, as Mark Ryan would say, it's a blessing in disguise, yo.

01:49:30.000 You could have been killed.

01:49:32.000 That's the other thing about the new cops.

01:49:34.000 You can't defend yourself.

01:49:35.000 They're talking about switching the taser to the other side.

01:49:38.000 You're on camera at all time.

01:49:40.000 Blacks get shot less than they appear in crime stats.

01:49:43.000 Whites get shot more than they appear in crime stats because cops are so scared of losing their pension and becoming the next Derek Chauvin.

01:49:51.000 So that's not safe for you, dude.

01:49:54.000 It pains me to say as a pro cop, dude.

01:49:58.000 But I think it was the best possible thing to happen to you.

01:50:03.000 It's not a joke.

01:50:06.000 Alright, next.

01:50:10.000 We've got.

01:50:12.000 952.

01:50:14.000 Hello?

01:50:17.000 Hey, you guys there?

01:50:18.000 No, we're not here.

01:50:20.000 We left.

01:50:22.000 Hey.

01:50:22.000 Gone for the day.

01:50:29.000 Yeah.

01:50:31.000 What do you want to know about that?

01:50:34.000 Are you in the military?

01:50:37.000 I was.

01:50:39.000 And why did you leave?

01:50:42.000 Well, I was the first Marine, well, to my knowledge, I was the first Marine in Marine Corps history to be non-judicially punished for posting a Facebook comment about women in the infantry.

01:50:58.000 Is this public knowledge?

01:51:00.000 Can we, like, look this up, or do you want to remain anonymous?

01:51:04.000 Nope.

01:51:05.000 I can give you everything that you want to fucking know.

01:51:08.000 All right.

01:51:08.000 What's your name?

01:51:11.000 My first name is Blake.

01:51:13.000 My last name is Taylor.

01:51:15.000 And I sent Ryan an article on the mailbag.

01:51:20.000 Okay.

01:51:21.000 So what happened?

01:51:22.000 You posted an article saying they don't really belong there, and then you got in big shit?

01:51:29.000 Nope, I posted a comment on a Facebook group called Marines United.

01:51:38.000 And I commented about a female Marine that was in my current battalion while I was serving, how our command had failed the Marines around us, and we were serving her fucking interests.

01:51:50.000 She didn't want to go to PT.

01:51:53.000 She didn't want to fucking contribute to the company.

01:51:56.000 She was just there as an affirmative action hire, so to speak.

01:52:00.000 Right?

01:52:00.000 Wait, what's PT?

01:52:02.000 I posted that physical training.

01:52:06.000 So she would stay in her room and pretend that she was sick.

01:52:10.000 I'm like, oh, I don't want to wake up at 5 a.m. because I'm fucking sick.

01:52:13.000 I don't feel well.

01:52:14.000 I don't want to go run for 15 fucking miles and stocking Kevwire like the rest of the grunts.

01:52:20.000 I just want to be here because I have a pussy.

01:52:22.000 It's like, well, you don't really belong because you're just a female and you didn't cut it and you were an affirmative action hire.

01:52:30.000 That all sounds...

01:52:31.000 So I posted a comment.

01:52:34.000 Sorry, go ahead.

01:52:34.000 Yeah, that all sounds perfectly logical and true.

01:52:37.000 Was she black or white?

01:52:40.000 She was white, to my knowledge.

01:52:42.000 Okay.

01:52:44.000 And how'd they catch you?

01:52:45.000 You used your name?

01:52:49.000 Well, I was actually routed out within my company because I posted, you know, I made a comment from that Facebook post that was supposed to be anonymous, by the way.

01:53:03.000 So how'd you get caught?

01:53:05.000 And it got back to my chain of command.

01:53:07.000 Well, it cut back to my chain of command because there were staff NCOs and NCIS and all these other motherfuckers just looking at posts from Marines because this initiative came out from the Marine Corps saying, hey, we got to monitor posts from Marines because of a sexual scandal that was taking place online,

01:53:31.000 which is complete fucking bullshit.

01:53:33.000 There was a group of Marines that were sending mood pics of things that they received on Snapchat, you know, from female Marines, like, you know, sexing and stuff like that.

01:53:43.000 And they all blew up on Google and all that shit.

01:53:47.000 But after I posted that comment, the next fucking day, I was on libo, right?

01:53:55.000 And I was at home with my ex-wife.

01:53:57.000 I made this text at like 5 a.m.

01:54:00.000 And I'm not even in our close company, by the way.

01:54:02.000 I was detached.

01:54:03.000 I was getting out in like six months.

01:54:05.000 And I got a text from my former squad leader saying, hey, show up at base tomorrow in uniform.

01:54:15.000 And I was like, for fucking what, dude?

01:54:18.000 I have shit to do tomorrow.

01:54:19.000 I'm on libo.

01:54:20.000 It doesn't fucking matter.

01:54:21.000 Like, why do I have to show up?

01:54:22.000 He goes, just, just be here.

01:54:24.000 Trust me.

01:54:25.000 Like, you're fucking, the sergeant major wants you to fucking be here.

01:54:28.000 All that shit.

01:54:29.000 So I show up and I get pulled into his office and he's like, what is this fucking Facebook post that you made?

01:54:36.000 And I went, I'm just telling the fucking truth.

01:54:39.000 I don't know what you want me to say.

01:54:41.000 I'm just commenting on what the fuck's happening in the company.

01:54:44.000 There's a female here that's an affirmative fucking action hire.

01:54:49.000 And she's weakening the entire fucking company.

01:54:52.000 And that's exactly what I said in the fucking post.

01:54:53.000 He goes, okay, bitch, stand by.

01:54:56.000 I'm like, okay, this is the...

01:54:58.000 He didn't literally say that.

01:54:58.000 Company commander.

01:55:00.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:55:01.000 He didn't literally say, okay, bitch, stand by.

01:55:06.000 No, he said that.

01:55:07.000 He said, okay, bitch, stand by.

01:55:11.000 Right.

01:55:11.000 So that's a cue for me to leave his office and go outside and stand at Great Rest.

01:55:16.000 Okay, so when he said that, that was his way of saying, I don't agree with anything you just said.

01:55:23.000 You're fucked now.

01:55:24.000 I'm on the side of the top brass.

01:55:26.000 Correct.

01:55:27.000 Correct.

01:55:28.000 Exactly.

01:55:29.000 Not even like a...

01:55:30.000 This is someone, by the way, you're supposed to die for.

01:55:33.000 Like, he's going to give you a command.

01:55:35.000 You have to go do it.

01:55:35.000 If it's walking over, you know, climbing over a hill and getting shot at.

01:55:39.000 So you'd think, in a way, he's your father and you're his kid in a patriarchal way, right?

01:55:45.000 So you'd think, if you're in a huge shit like this with a bunch of assholes, you'd think you'd explain yourself and he would at least go like, oh, fuck, this is not good.

01:55:55.000 This is not good.

01:55:56.000 This is not good.

01:55:58.000 His initial stance was to reprimand me for daring to say what was true.

01:56:05.000 Yeah.

01:56:07.000 Like his initial stance was, okay, I cannot believe that you think that females should not be in the infantry.

01:56:14.000 And in my opinion, I don't think females should be in the fucking military.

01:56:18.000 That's a pretty controversial opinion nowadays in 2021.

01:56:21.000 But like, I don't fucking care.

01:56:23.000 I don't think they should be involved in any of it.

01:56:26.000 They should be at home.

01:56:28.000 No, this was a relatively mainstream thing to say even like 10 years ago.

01:56:33.000 I remember Terry Shapert was talking about how if you're in a foxhole and a woman goes over, right?

01:56:40.000 Your first instinct as a man is to be chivalrous and to go in front of her.

01:56:45.000 Whereas if it was like some huge dude that was like two feet taller than you, you'd be like, all right, I guess we're going.

01:56:52.000 I'll be after him.

01:56:54.000 Well, exactly.

01:56:55.000 I mean, in a fire situation, I'd be like, well, he chose to run up there.

01:57:00.000 I have to just defend his ass.

01:57:02.000 That's part of the gig, you know?

01:57:04.000 But when it comes to a female, I don't care that you're sick.

01:57:08.000 I had the flu and fucking quinine palms.

01:57:11.000 I still fucking stayed in a turret for 72 hours with no fucking food.

01:57:15.000 I'm sorry.

01:57:15.000 I don't have any fucking excuses for you.

01:57:17.000 And you have none.

01:57:19.000 You chose to fucking be here.

01:57:20.000 That's your goddamn choice.

01:57:22.000 Well, the fact that she's complaining shows that she doesn't get the culture.

01:57:27.000 Right.

01:57:29.000 And neither does the fucking Marine Corps.

01:57:31.000 They don't understand the people that are fucking joining nowadays.

01:57:34.000 All we want to do as Marines, well, my command, what they wanted to do back then was just suck the cock of the PC culture and make sure that they got continuously promoted.

01:57:46.000 So after he said, hey, bitch, stand by, I went out of his office and my first sergeant, which is the rank below him, came up to me and said, go wait in my office.

01:57:56.000 And I went, okay, I'm about to get fucked.

01:57:59.000 I'm about to get really fucked by the system.

01:58:03.000 And he goes, okay, write a statement for your NJP.

01:58:06.000 And NJP is non-judicial punishment, right?

01:58:09.000 And I was like, okay, this is going to be a company thing.

01:58:11.000 I'm going to get like 45, 45.

01:58:13.000 I'm going to have to like come back and clean the fucking head and do some stupid bullshit, maybe pick up some fucking trash on the highway, buy the base, whatever.

01:58:24.000 So I write this statement and I'm like, hey, I was an NCO.

01:58:27.000 I've been in for probably three and a half years.

01:58:29.000 I've never committed any sort of fucking offense.

01:58:31.000 I've been a good Marine.

01:58:32.000 I've done my best.

01:58:33.000 I've learned my knowledge.

01:58:35.000 I can go to combat and support the Marines under me, blah, blah, blah.

01:58:38.000 So I sign the entire thing.

01:58:40.000 And my first sergeant comes back in the room and goes, okay, good.

01:58:43.000 Do you want a lawyer?

01:58:45.000 A lawyer?

01:58:46.000 And I said, yeah.

01:58:48.000 And I said, no.

01:58:50.000 And he goes, okay, I'm going to read you your rights.

01:58:52.000 So the fucking legal representative from the fucking battalion walks in the room and he goes, do you want a lawyer?

01:59:03.000 And I said, no, sir, I don't.

01:59:05.000 And I'm at parade arrest.

01:59:06.000 I'm all fucking, you know, presented.

01:59:08.000 Well, I mean, I was on my way out.

01:59:09.000 So my cams looked like shit.

01:59:11.000 I was just fucking like, yeah, this is the shit.

01:59:13.000 Well, you should have had a lawyer, right?

01:59:15.000 In retrospect?

01:59:18.000 So, well, I can get to that if you give me time.

01:59:22.000 But he goes, do you want a lawyer?

01:59:24.000 And I said, no, I fucking don't.

01:59:26.000 And so he says, go back home, make yourself fucking presentable and come back and be ready for formation by 1600.

01:59:35.000 And I went, okay, like I'm shaved.

01:59:39.000 I have quote unquote battalion presentable tanks, whatever.

01:59:44.000 So I go back and I change into my shitty whatever best fucking battalion can I come back to base and the entire fucking battalion is waiting for me.

01:59:53.000 And I wasn't expecting any of this.

01:59:55.000 And I walk up to my staff sergeant that I served with for damn near four years and I go, hey man, like what the fuck?

02:00:03.000 Like what's happening here?

02:00:04.000 And he goes, dude, I'm sorry, but you said the wrong thing.

02:00:08.000 There's not really much I can do for you.

02:00:11.000 And I was marched in front of my entire fucking mallion and I was reprimanded for my comments publicly.

02:00:19.000 They stripped my rank.

02:00:21.000 While I was married, they took away my pay and they made sure that I had to come back to base for 45 fucking days to sweep, swab, and clean the fucking headquarters.

02:00:34.000 Now, after that punishment, were you reinstated?

02:00:41.000 No.

02:00:42.000 No, I didn't get any rank back.

02:00:44.000 But I didn't get dishonorably discharged or anything like that.

02:00:46.000 I was just made an example of.

02:00:48.000 So what was your rank?

02:00:50.000 In front of all the guys that I served with.

02:00:52.000 So what was your rank?

02:00:54.000 So now you're not a corporal anymore.

02:00:56.000 I was a corporal.

02:00:58.000 Well, no, because I've been out.

02:01:02.000 Oh, so does that affect your pension?

02:01:06.000 No, I didn't get a pension.

02:01:08.000 I didn't serve 20 years.

02:01:09.000 I just served four.

02:01:10.000 Oh, I see.

02:01:10.000 Sorry.

02:01:11.000 Was it your choice to not?

02:01:13.000 To really...

02:01:16.000 Was it your choice to leave?

02:01:17.000 Like, you could have went through with shit and then bounced back?

02:01:20.000 Or like you were on your way out anyway?

02:01:23.000 Well, they didn't non-reck me, which means I can't...

02:01:28.000 They didn't say, hey, you can't get promoted anymore.

02:01:30.000 But if I wanted to stay in, I would have had to redo all of the merits to regain NCO and then get promoted and then continue my career.

02:01:37.000 So they stayed back in two fucking years if I wanted to keep going.

02:01:41.000 So why did you bother doing the 45 days of cleaning if you were on your way out anyway?

02:01:48.000 I didn't have a choice.

02:01:49.000 I either do that or I go to fucking jail.

02:01:52.000 I either show up and sign the fucking duty list.

02:01:54.000 That was your punitive duty.

02:01:57.000 Wow.

02:01:58.000 Punitive duty.

02:01:59.000 That's what non-judicial punishment is.

02:02:01.000 It's literally like, hey, by the way, you do what we fucking say or you go to jail.

02:02:06.000 And they weren't even remotely cool about it.

02:02:08.000 Like, hey, we have to do this.

02:02:10.000 They're not like, hey, we have to do this.

02:02:12.000 They're really digging in and being like, yeah, you fuck.

02:02:15.000 You do this shit.

02:02:16.000 You know, if you had told me that you had said, you had made it a public statement, non-anonymously, that blacks don't belong in the military.

02:02:24.000 And if you see one there, you can't guarantee you won't hurt him.

02:02:29.000 Then the story sounds a little more reasonable.

02:02:33.000 But what you said anonymously was the predominant belief probably of all Americans.

02:02:41.000 No, not all Americans.

02:02:42.000 Probably like 60% of Americans today and definitely 80 to 90 15 years ago.

02:02:51.000 I don't know if that's true, though.

02:02:53.000 I don't know.

02:02:54.000 It's a pretty reasonable thing to say.

02:02:59.000 Sure.

02:03:00.000 But then again, I found you extremely reasonable.

02:03:03.000 And nowadays, you're a radical to the mainstream opinion.

02:03:11.000 How many pull-ups can a woman do?

02:03:14.000 They have to do three.

02:03:15.000 Maybe four.

02:03:17.000 Maybe four.

02:03:18.000 There's a three-pull-up debate.

02:03:19.000 Gina Parano got on a pull-up bar, I would maybe do more than her.

02:03:23.000 And I'm fat as shit.

02:03:25.000 And I've been off for six years.

02:03:27.000 How many can you do?

02:03:28.000 You know, it's like maybe 15 on a good day if I'm not hungover.

02:03:37.000 And it's not like that's irrelevant, too.

02:03:41.000 Right, right.

02:03:42.000 So when I made that comment, my point was: hey, by the way, she doesn't fucking belong here.

02:03:50.000 It doesn't matter.

02:03:51.000 I don't care about the fact that she has a fucking vagina.

02:03:53.000 It doesn't, that's not the point.

02:03:56.000 I don't care.

02:03:57.000 Two things can be true at once.

02:03:58.000 She has a vagina and she can't be in the fucking infantry.

02:04:01.000 You know why?

02:04:02.000 Because she can't fucking do what the rest of the men do.

02:04:05.000 The shittiest guy in my fucking platoon would beat her fucking ass.

02:04:08.000 And he was 220 fucking pounds.

02:04:12.000 You see what I mean?

02:04:13.000 Oh, I see what you mean already.

02:04:14.000 10 years ago, like, to right, to make, to, to comment about your, you know, your previous point 10 years ago, that might have been a mainstream, quote-unquote, sort of idea.

02:04:25.000 But nowadays, it's fucking not.

02:04:28.000 Pretend that women are men and men are women and those fucking...

02:04:31.000 It's all gray area bullshit.

02:04:34.000 But guys like you and me talk about the fact that, hey, there are lines that have to be fucking drawn.

02:04:40.000 And if you don't draw those fucking lines, there are consequences.

02:04:43.000 And guess what?

02:04:44.000 Nowadays, when he talks about the fucking commercial with the army and these fucking lesbians that are like, oh, yeah, my mom, I was raised by two moms and now I'm in the fucking cream.

02:04:53.000 Guess what?

02:04:54.000 If we go to war with Russia, we're fucked.

02:04:56.000 We're completely fucking screwed.

02:04:58.000 That's the crazy thing.

02:04:59.000 It's the same with the NYPD and the FDMY.

02:05:02.000 You are putting other men in danger.

02:05:05.000 Like if I have a five-foot-tall woman come into my house when I'm on fire, she can't carry me down the stairs.

02:05:13.000 So to be woke, you're putting all these other people in danger.

02:05:18.000 Exactly.

02:05:19.000 Exactly.

02:05:20.000 All right, man.

02:05:20.000 Thanks for calling.

02:05:21.000 We've got to wrap up the show.

02:05:24.000 That is a weird concept.

02:05:26.000 But check out the email I just sent you where all these corrections officers are celebrating their graduation.

02:05:31.000 I think they're MY CEOs, corrections officers.

02:05:36.000 I think you should give the odd person a chance if their females are unusual.

02:05:40.000 No, I just sent it to you.

02:05:45.000 But I think we may, the pendulum may be swinging a little far in the wrong direction.

02:05:53.000 Look at the pendulum is rolling.

02:05:56.000 Cadbury eggs.

02:05:58.000 Look at them.

02:05:59.000 So there's a prism riot.

02:06:01.000 I need your help.

02:06:02.000 Hey, hey, I'm radioing in.

02:06:05.000 I'm radioing this team.

02:06:06.000 I got beat by this guy.

02:06:08.000 He got my radio.

02:06:09.000 No, he doesn't have my radio.

02:06:10.000 That's what I'm calling you.

02:06:11.000 But he beat the shit out of me.

02:06:12.000 I'm semi-conscious.

02:06:13.000 I can feel myself drifting into an unconscious state.

02:06:16.000 They have my, they don't have my gun.

02:06:18.000 I didn't have a gun on me at the time, but they got my baton.

02:06:20.000 They're beating me with it.

02:06:22.000 And they're going to get the next officer who comes in here.

02:06:24.000 Can you come help?

02:06:26.000 Can you in the middle?

02:06:27.000 Look at the one in the front and center.

02:06:29.000 Can you come help me?

02:06:30.000 I'm in a fight with seven fucking black monsters who are in here for life.

02:06:36.000 There's a prison riot happening.

02:06:38.000 Can you come help?

02:06:39.000 There's a prison riot happening in the staff cafeteria over the last two nights.

02:06:46.000 Connor McGregor, Mike Tyson, and fucking Deontay Wilder are wailing on me.

02:06:52.000 Can you come over, please?

02:06:54.000 Old blind lady?

02:06:55.000 Like, look at this white woman right here.

02:06:58.000 What is she going to do?

02:07:00.000 Thanks for coming out, guys.

02:07:01.000 There's like basically those guys in the top corner are the only ones who should be doing this job.

02:07:09.000 And of those five, it looks like maybe four.

02:07:13.000 I don't know about the Jewish-looking guy two over from the far left.

02:07:20.000 Hi.

02:07:21.000 Well, you know, it looks like it's time to get fired.

02:07:27.000 Go on strike.

02:07:27.000 It's a form of going on strike where you go, you know what?

02:07:31.000 If you don't want me here, if you think that my opinions are unacceptable, then fine, I'll leave.

02:07:37.000 And you can stay here with the two mommies military and see how that works out for you.

02:07:43.000 And then they'll come begging, pleading for you to come back.

02:07:46.000 And you'll say, no.

02:07:48.000 No.

02:07:48.000 Sorry.

02:07:51.000 We got a show for you tomorrow.

02:07:52.000 I think we're doing Josh Me and Josh Denny watching commercials tomorrow.

02:07:56.000 We didn't find that many black women with white men like we thought we would, but I'll explain that tomorrow.

02:08:03.000 In the interim, lots of fun new shows coming up.

02:08:06.000 And I will see you on Monday.

02:08:11.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:08:39.000 This one is eating the poop all over the place.

02:09:06.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

02:09:13.000 Please, it's a fucking job.

02:09:20.000 I felt worthless.

02:09:21.000 I felt ugly.

02:09:22.000 I felt gay.

02:09:37.000 I think I know why.

02:09:45.000 It doesn't seem.

02:09:46.000 You're gonna lie.

02:09:50.000 You know, I tear up for bad things.

02:09:52.000 I tear up for happy things.

02:10:03.000 The why of things.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 14, 2021

GOML LIVE #98 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

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