Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 15, 2021


GOML LIVE #98 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION (Part 1)


Episode Stats

Length

50 minutes

Words per Minute

152.31229

Word Count

7,641

Sentence Count

815

Misogynist Sentences

40

Hate Speech Sentences

53


Summary

This week, Gavin and Yusong talk about the Milo situation, the Blackballing of a friend of his, and the fallout from a very Milo situation. Also, Gavin talks about how much he's drinking and why he doesn't care if you don't like it. And, of course, there's a new segment called "Get Off My Lawn" in which we talk about things that have happened to us in the past and what we would like to see happen in the future. Get off your lawn, Gavin! Get off my lawn! Get on my lawn, baby! Gavin McGinnis Get On My Lawn, Gavin. Today's episode is brought to you Live from New York City by Gimlet Media. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. We'd like to learn a little more about you, the listeners. Please take a few minutes to fill out this brief survey. The results/comments are moderated and reviewed in the comments section below. Thank you so much for all the support, it really means a lot to us and we really appreciate it. If you like what you've been listening, please leave us a review and/or a rating and review, we'll get a shoutout in next week's episode. Thank you! XOXO, Gavin & Yusong. xoxo, Caitie. Caitie, Caities, Gavin, Gav, Mike, Matt, Joe, Nick, Tim, Evan, , and James, Jack, Ben, Jake, Will, Michael, Adam, Matthew, John, and Jordan, Alex, . & more! , , etc. & so much love and appreciation. , Joe, Jack, Matt, etc., etc., and so much more. Thanks so much to you all for all your support and support and love and support, so much appreciate it so much, so please spread the love and appreciate you all so much! Love you all the love & support and appreciate it, thank you, bye! xo, bye, bye. -Miles, Gave it out! -JUICY, GAVY, JACOB, RYAN, JAMIE,


Transcript

00:00:07.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis!
00:00:42.000 He's just a stereotype.
00:00:45.000 He drinks his age in pints.
00:00:50.000 This is Miles' old coat.
00:00:52.000 It's a silly character I retired.
00:00:56.000 Isn't it funny what we do here?
00:01:00.000 These armrests are very greasy.
00:01:02.000 I didn't grease them.
00:01:06.000 Isn't it funny how we make our own TV shows?
00:01:10.000 TV got really bad.
00:01:12.000 Movies got shitty.
00:01:14.000 They got woke.
00:01:16.000 And, uh... I forgot to send you my notes.
00:01:20.000 And so, what happened?
00:01:21.000 People just started saying, I'll make my own television.
00:01:24.000 And a lot of them sucked.
00:01:26.000 Not gonna lie.
00:01:27.000 A lot of shitty garbage.
00:01:30.000 But a lot of people started making good stuff.
00:01:34.000 And they started getting more views and making more money.
00:01:38.000 And being good at it, if you will.
00:01:40.000 Perfect.
00:01:41.000 Like fucking Joe Rogues.
00:01:46.000 Yeah.
00:01:46.000 Right.
00:01:47.000 He gets way more viewers than Anderson Cooper.
00:01:50.000 But I'm sure if you talk to a boomer, they'd go, oh, Joe Rogan does some stupid podcast.
00:01:54.000 But Anderson Cooper, well, he works at CNN.
00:01:58.000 But as far as annual income and viewership goes.
00:02:04.000 SARS.
00:02:07.000 We've got a lot to talk about today.
00:02:09.000 We've got a fun show planned for you.
00:02:11.000 We should probably address the Milo situation, right?
00:02:15.000 Situation.
00:02:16.000 It's a very Milo situation.
00:02:18.000 It's a very Milo situation.
00:02:21.000 People are asking me if I'm okay.
00:02:23.000 Really?
00:02:24.000 They're like, dude, you can produce my podcast if you want.
00:02:24.000 Yes.
00:02:26.000 My friend Pierce blackballed.
00:02:28.000 Okay.
00:02:29.000 I was like, thank you.
00:02:30.000 I don't like getting into this kind of stuff.
00:02:32.000 He said, she said, and then it goes back and forth and I'm a drunk.
00:02:36.000 So inevitably there's an email where I said, you're a fuck your whole family and jizz on your dad.
00:02:42.000 Yeah, I never, I have one.
00:02:44.000 Because if you know you, you got one from you.
00:02:46.000 So you're like, I don't want to get into it.
00:02:49.000 He who is not sin may cast the first stone.
00:02:52.000 But then he starts casting stones.
00:02:55.000 So the stones were, we fired all our staff, A. B, they were always late to pay me.
00:03:04.000 And I guess that's basically it.
00:03:07.000 I wish them nothing but the best, but they're struggling.
00:03:10.000 Oh, so like concern trolling.
00:03:12.000 Yeah, which is a good tactic when you're insulting someone.
00:03:16.000 We learned this in high school where the mean girls would go, I actually feel sorry for her.
00:03:20.000 Yeah.
00:03:22.000 Cause then you're so high above the fat chick that you're like, I don't even want to hurt her.
00:03:28.000 I'd actually like her to lose weight and she could be my friend.
00:03:32.000 It would be cruel.
00:03:33.000 She's cursed with that body.
00:03:35.000 Um, so the pain, so,
00:03:39.000 There's nothing complicated here.
00:03:41.000 Always follow Occam's razor with these kind of things.
00:03:44.000 There's no like, he fucked my wife, or censored.tv is falling apart, or any of that shit.
00:03:50.000 It's never that juicy, unfortunately.
00:03:52.000 And I'm a, I'm like you.
00:03:54.000 I love gossip.
00:03:55.000 I'm always disappointed when I find out the truth because I'm like, oh, really?
00:04:00.000 The truth is there was just a back and forth about payment and this and that, and he's clearly high maintenance.
00:04:07.000 You may have guessed that Milo is not easy to work with.
00:04:11.000 300 producers he churned through are an indication of that.
00:04:15.000 So there was something going on.
00:04:17.000 It was like a minor thing.
00:04:18.000 I think we had given him a $10,000 advance because he's moving to Florida.
00:04:24.000 And he's like, just give me a bunch of shows in advance.
00:04:27.000 I don't know why I'm doing that accent.
00:04:28.000 That's not how he talks.
00:04:29.000 That's not how he talks, no.
00:04:30.000 Hi, I'm Milo.
00:04:31.000 And I'm like, whatever, you guys.
00:04:32.000 It's the Miles coat.
00:04:34.000 He talks like he's Dr. Frankenfurter meets Withnail.
00:04:40.000 Is that it?
00:04:41.000 That's perfect, yes.
00:04:41.000 Yeah.
00:04:44.000 But he walks like the Grinch, no offense.
00:04:46.000 Meets the Grinch.
00:04:49.000 But the Jim Carrey Grinch.
00:04:50.000 Correct.
00:04:51.000 So it's going back and forth, blah blah blah, and he's like, I need more money now, and I have to do this, and then someone in the email chain was like, you know what, we're good.
00:05:02.000 It was some minor thing like that, and then it was like, you know what, I see which way the wind is blowing.
00:05:05.000 I'm actually, I prefer this accent.
00:05:08.000 Because when I do like his accent, you think I'm talking about an intellectual from Harvard.
00:05:12.000 And that's not the attitude in this particular story.
00:05:14.000 Though he is an intellectual.
00:05:17.000 The man is very smart.
00:05:18.000 And a joy to be around.
00:05:20.000 Yeah, he's lovely.
00:05:21.000 He came to my house, he slept over, he was great with my wife, my kids, like a very charming guy.
00:05:27.000 I like him, believe it or not.
00:05:28.000 Although I'm mad at him right now.
00:05:31.000 Professionally.
00:05:32.000 Professionally mad.
00:05:34.000 That's a good t-shirt.
00:05:35.000 That's pretty cool.
00:05:36.000 What's up here?
00:05:36.000 Professionally mad and I'm working overtime.
00:05:40.000 I'm sorry.
00:05:40.000 Okay, no.
00:05:41.000 You're really happy with that joke.
00:05:44.000 Professionally mad and I'm working overtime.
00:05:48.000 Last thing right, I nailed it again!
00:05:50.000 Bullseye!
00:05:51.000 Disregard.
00:05:52.000 I'm sorry.
00:05:52.000 I apologize.
00:05:54.000 What do you think, everyone?
00:05:55.000 Good?
00:05:56.000 Yes?
00:05:57.000 I should be ashamed.
00:05:57.000 I'm sorry.
00:05:58.000 No, no.
00:05:59.000 This is a normal, mediocre, C-minus joke.
00:06:03.000 It's a tagline.
00:06:06.000 So he goes, I can see which way the wind is blowing.
00:06:10.000 I think we're done here.
00:06:11.000 I'll do shows at the end of the month and then we're gone.
00:06:14.000 And I was like, you know what?
00:06:15.000 Good.
00:06:15.000 Yeah, okay, bye.
00:06:18.000 And then after that, there was some like, so I shouldn't be looking for a new producer?
00:06:22.000 And I go, no, you quit.
00:06:25.000 You're a very expensive dude to work with.
00:06:27.000 And I realized after you said that, I could get like three shows for that cost.
00:06:31.000 So bye.
00:06:33.000 And then I think he said to another dude, another manager at the machine, you're targeting me.
00:06:40.000 And then he goes, no, dude, we're cutting the slack.
00:06:44.000 We just got rid of the news section where firing people left and right.
00:06:48.000 Meaning like, in the world of firing, which is at all companies, especially networks, where you clear out the bottom five shows every year, right?
00:06:58.000 You're part of that.
00:06:59.000 It's not like, we hate you, you bitch.
00:07:02.000 So that's what he was trying to say.
00:07:04.000 And then that became their firing their entire editorial staff, which I don't really know what that means.
00:07:09.000 Like, all our shows are gone?
00:07:12.000 So that takes off.
00:07:13.000 You can check censored.tv now.
00:07:15.000 I'm explaining it all.
00:07:17.000 That fucking loser beta male saddy, Jared Holt, who now works for this pretentious left-wing think tank, which I think is associated with CrowdStrike.
00:07:30.000 Twink tank.
00:07:31.000 And they're deeply entwined in this sort of blue and on deep state.
00:07:38.000 But anyway, it's not a real thing.
00:07:41.000 And he was like, uh... They're done!
00:07:44.000 We win!
00:07:45.000 Wait, where are you right now?
00:07:48.000 My Twitter.
00:07:49.000 Why wouldn't you go to censor.tv, like I said?
00:07:54.000 Wouldn't that be more logical?
00:07:56.000 I didn't know... To go to the site that I named?
00:07:59.000 No, that's also Twitter, my friend.
00:08:01.000 Oh, go to the site.
00:08:03.000 Yeah, it's the site where you work at.
00:08:06.000 Gotcha.
00:08:09.000 Um...
00:08:12.000 It's introducing the spiel, right?
00:08:15.000 So he puts out a tweet saying, uh, they're finally gone and you know, gloating already.
00:08:21.000 Like they never talk about censored.tv.
00:08:25.000 In fact, I think Milo goes, Milo's attitude is, you should thank me.
00:08:29.000 You're finally being talked about, which there's an argument there.
00:08:33.000 Uh, blah, blah, blah.
00:08:35.000 I was fired.
00:08:35.000 He's laying off all of its staff.
00:08:39.000 So we're getting rid of tons of shows.
00:08:40.000 We do that all the time, but we're not targeting you.
00:08:43.000 That became laying off all its staff.
00:08:45.000 And again, the guy quit in a diva rage.
00:08:50.000 Great research there by Mr...
00:08:54.000 Well, he avoids litigation by saying, Milo said this.
00:08:59.000 But then he confirms it by playing the Lobster Tiny Violin.
00:09:03.000 From Spongebob, yeah.
00:09:04.000 But anyway, it's all bullshit, fake news, as per usual.
00:09:08.000 Censored.tv is doing great.
00:09:10.000 We are up to 25,000 subscribers.
00:09:16.000 We did have payment processing problems a couple months ago, but there's been no change on that.
00:09:23.000 We've been getting a lot of press this week, by the way.
00:09:25.000 Michael Graves, Josh LaCashe, Josh Denny, Gavin Wax, Isabella Riley.
00:09:31.000 Things are fantastic.
00:09:32.000 You know we made it to Breitbart, by the way?
00:09:34.000 Oh, that's a stretch.
00:09:37.000 But is the Breitbart, do I want to make it to Breitbart on this?
00:09:40.000 No, on Censored TV, Radio Deadly with Michael Graves on Censored TV.
00:09:43.000 This is about the Danzig Michael Graves, the two singers of the band, Misfits.
00:09:48.000 Paul helped us along, Paul Bazile.
00:09:50.000 And also Metal Sucks and another site have gotten Censored TV plugs.
00:09:56.000 Very cool.
00:09:56.000 Good.
00:09:57.000 Well, Michael Graves has like 200,000 email listers.
00:10:01.000 And I'm like, Mike, we got to get it out on that, please.
00:10:04.000 Anyway, that's I'm telling you my our private business ruining the whole fun of the show, by the way.
00:10:09.000 I don't like all this behind the curtain shit.
00:10:11.000 It's like seeing your wife put on her lingerie and fiddling with those, you know, little things, garter belts that go on the stockings.
00:10:22.000 You got to leave the bedroom and come back and everything's ready.
00:10:26.000 But another allegation Milo made was that we were late 11 payments out of 12.
00:10:32.000 And I don't explain that to him.
00:10:35.000 We agreed to a monthly fee.
00:10:38.000 So you don't get paid in advance for the first month.
00:10:42.000 After you're done the four shows, say it's December, January 1st you get December's pay.
00:10:49.000 So you were getting your monthly fee.
00:10:53.000 Like, don't you think it's a coincidence that every single month is exactly 30 days late?
00:10:57.000 It's called your paycheck, dude.
00:11:01.000 Anyway, we're done.
00:11:02.000 I'm mad about the layoff all its staff.
00:11:05.000 I don't know if I'll get over it.
00:11:06.000 Probably never gonna speak to them again.
00:11:07.000 I'm very sensitive about, uh, betrayal.
00:11:11.000 And I see this as... I mean, not a knife in the back, but... It's a toothpick in the back.
00:11:17.000 And I don't like that.
00:11:19.000 I don't like the buttcheek.
00:11:21.000 Um...
00:11:23.000 So that's in the news today.
00:11:27.000 Also, oh, we didn't talk about the specials.
00:11:28.000 That album was stereotyped by the specials.
00:11:32.000 It was their second album.
00:11:34.000 I think that album covers a great look for you, by the way.
00:11:37.000 Not mod.
00:11:38.000 It's too hard to be a mod.
00:11:39.000 They're too perfect.
00:11:40.000 In fact, that was the whole culture of mods.
00:11:44.000 I prefer this sort of washed up mod, you know?
00:11:49.000 Like you've already done your albums and you've made your money and you're kind of a mod slob.
00:11:57.000 And that's... Why are you not looking up the album cover I'm discussing?
00:12:03.000 I was getting ready the bumper that we are going to hit soon.
00:12:06.000 For what?
00:12:07.000 Free speech.
00:12:08.000 Yeah, no, we're not doing that for a minute.
00:12:11.000 So the specials?
00:12:13.000 Yeah, you had it up.
00:12:14.000 It was the YouTube thing.
00:12:16.000 You really are liming it out of the park today.
00:12:20.000 Yeah, that look.
00:12:22.000 So neat and tidy.
00:12:24.000 But, you know, not too neat and tidy.
00:12:28.000 And on vacation.
00:12:31.000 Doesn't that look like a great hangout right there?
00:12:33.000 Just a bunch of pints.
00:12:36.000 Someone's bored.
00:12:37.000 There's some conjecture going on.
00:12:39.000 You know?
00:12:39.000 There's someone like, what would you rather do?
00:12:43.000 Be buried alive or drown?
00:12:48.000 Alright, let's start the show.
00:12:49.000 I noticed there's an ad going around about recruitment into the military and it's pretty shocking.
00:13:00.000 It's pretty sad.
00:13:01.000 Dude, have you noticed how fucking ripped I am?
00:13:04.000 Now, first of all, this is my Miles coat.
00:13:07.000 It's actually my wife's coat and I'm wearing it because we have a military theme today, but I'm bulging out of it.
00:13:14.000 Like an absolute fucking WWE beast.
00:13:19.000 I've become a monster.
00:13:20.000 Damn, I'm not exactly that ripped on the front body torso.
00:13:28.000 The front body torso is the hardest to work, so don't even blame us.
00:13:31.000 The front body torso is the hardest part to work.
00:13:38.000 Especially when you drink fucking 50 beers a day.
00:13:40.000 So, uh, I wanted to discuss with you
00:13:45.000 The American military and these cringe ads to try to get more, I don't know, dykes?
00:14:03.000 We are the laughing stock of the fucking world.
00:14:06.000 You wanna know why?
00:14:07.000 Because not only do we allow the pussification of America, but we encourage it.
00:14:13.000 That's the problem.
00:14:15.000 Oh, and one more thing.
00:14:16.000 We also totally demean and criticize anything remotely masculine.
00:14:20.000 Now, that's bad when it comes to fatherhood, when it comes to running a fucking burger joint.
00:14:29.000 Pretty much everything, but it's especially bad when it comes to the military.
00:14:32.000 A big part of the American military is a deterrent.
00:14:36.000 I want you to be scared of us.
00:14:38.000 I want John Kerry in the electric chair for being a traitor and giving secrets to Iran.
00:14:43.000 That would make the world shit their pants.
00:14:46.000 I want the Middle East to go, oh no, America.
00:14:49.000 So, when you hear about the military, I want you to see big, strong, scary men.
00:14:57.000 Not some fucking random social justice warrior dyke.
00:15:01.000 So I want to start this.
00:15:02.000 This is a Russian recruitment video.
00:15:04.000 I speak fluent Russian, so I'll be able to translate it for you.
00:15:07.000 I'm going to compare that to a recruitment video for our side, which is very disappointing to say the least.
00:15:15.000 Okay, let's get started.
00:15:19.000 I am a man.
00:15:20.000 I am sick of being a pussy.
00:15:22.000 I want to do something with my life.
00:15:24.000 I'm sick of fucking around with my friends who can afford Air Jordans, which is very rare.
00:15:28.000 And I like girls and stuff, but it's time to start a life.
00:15:31.000 I want a family.
00:15:32.000 I want to do something.
00:15:34.000 I'm also fucking ripped.
00:15:35.000 I rip men's head off for fun.
00:15:38.000 I could see that sucker ball I was kicking.
00:15:40.000 I'd kick a faggot like that in the teeth.
00:15:43.000 And then I can do about a million push-ups.
00:15:45.000 I'm trying to join the army.
00:15:47.000 And we learn to jump over things.
00:15:49.000 I am trying to insult Dog now all of a sudden.
00:15:52.000 And shooting and getting into the greatest shape of my life.
00:15:55.000 With a military that is the strongest in the world.
00:15:58.000 We are fearless.
00:15:59.000 And not only am I building a better family and a future for myself, but I am forging the future for my entire country.
00:16:06.000 This is the future of Russia.
00:16:08.000 This is the future of me.
00:16:09.000 And this is the future of my manhood.
00:16:13.000 Uh, sold.
00:16:18.000 And, that does two things.
00:16:20.000 That recruits bonafide asshole, no, sorry, bonafide tough guy.
00:16:25.000 Asshole too, maybe, that's a good thing in this case.
00:16:27.000 That's kind of what I want to get at.
00:16:30.000 You don't want to, like, pander to anyone.
00:16:32.000 The video you're about to see is clearly pandering.
00:16:35.000 Are we that desperate for people to sign up to the military?
00:16:38.000 Are our numbers shockingly low?
00:16:41.000 Like, I think a good recruitment video would be, uh, the armed forces, don't join, you're a pussy.
00:16:47.000 Or you don't have the balls to join.
00:16:49.000 It shouldn't even have a door.
00:16:51.000 The recruitment place should have, you have to punch your way through like a sidewall.
00:16:55.000 I don't want, like, people always used to say that Proud Boys are trying to recruit people.
00:16:59.000 No, we didn't want anyone you had to recruit.
00:17:02.000 It should be hard to get into.
00:17:03.000 Going out there and trying to sell it, it's like fucking, really.
00:17:07.000 Like, I don't want to plead for, I want someone, I want to fuck someone that wants to fuck me.
00:17:11.000 That wants to fuck me.
00:17:12.000 I don't want to be able to be like, hey, you can try it, you don't have to suck it, you can just hug me.
00:17:17.000 That's not true, you gotta fuck me!
00:17:20.000 So, uh, this, this video.
00:17:24.000 So, again, there's two problems here.
00:17:25.000 One, the message we're sending to the world.
00:17:27.000 And two, the kind of people we're encouraging.
00:17:30.000 I want our army to be the top.
00:17:33.000 I want our police to be all male.
00:17:35.000 We can have women filling out forms.
00:17:37.000 I want the police on the streets to be all male and all over six feet.
00:17:40.000 And fucking fearless.
00:17:42.000 Same with our firemen.
00:17:43.000 I want them all to be able to carry a fat pig down the stairs without getting a hernia.
00:17:52.000 Obviously.
00:17:56.000 Almost everything I say, I should have all caps at the end.
00:18:01.000 Obviously.
00:18:02.000 This is not a radical belief.
00:18:05.000 This is a radical belief.
00:18:07.000 All right, so let's forget the whole we are the laughing stock and we're sending out a bad message.
00:18:14.000 But let's just look at the kind of person we're recruiting.
00:18:20.000 This is the story of a soldier who operates your nation's Patriot Missile Defense Systems.
00:18:26.000 Sounds good.
00:18:27.000 That looks like a badass system.
00:18:29.000 I don't like this kind of animation, by the way.
00:18:31.000 It begins in California.
00:18:32.000 Okay.
00:18:33.000 With a little girl raised by two moms.
00:18:38.000 So, stop.
00:18:39.000 So we're trying to get the children of lesbians?
00:18:42.000 Is that a thing?
00:18:43.000 What's the data on this, by the way?
00:18:46.000 With, like, sexual molestation and stuff?
00:18:49.000 I've seen that it's a relatively new concept, right?
00:18:51.000 Being raised by gays.
00:18:53.000 But I've heard rumors that they all turn out fucked up.
00:18:58.000 It's just that it's so new, we don't really know yet.
00:19:01.000 And then, of course, if you were to ever say that on a platform outside of Censor.tv, you'd get
00:19:06.000 Fuck you, I was raised by two dads and I cured cancer.
00:19:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:11.000 I'm talking about thousands of people here and what general patterns have formed.
00:19:16.000 Alright, so you were raised by two moms.
00:19:19.000 Very rare, but whatever.
00:19:20.000 If you were gonna be an orphan otherwise, I don't give a shit.
00:19:23.000 I guess it's better than living in an orphanage.
00:19:26.000 Why is this relevant, though, to who you are?
00:19:33.000 Although I had a fairly typical childhood,
00:19:38.000 I don't give a shit.
00:19:40.000 Okay, so the sentiment here is that if you're raised by gays, they have to be activists, because that's what gays do, right?
00:19:52.000 Because we live in such a homophobic society, they need to be activists to survive.
00:19:57.000 So, this is the new military.
00:20:00.000 We have activist children.
00:20:02.000 Never mind the possibility that gays and lesbians don't really have to be politically active.
00:20:08.000 Couldn't they be conservative gays?
00:20:09.000 Is that possible?
00:20:10.000 And look at these motherfucking platitudes.
00:20:14.000 Respect everyone?
00:20:15.000 Should I respect pedophiles?
00:20:17.000 Should I respect some big fat loser that drinks a bottle of fucking gin a day and then shits himself?
00:20:24.000 Should I respect a dad who abandoned his children right after they were born like fucking Katsu did?
00:20:30.000 And love each other?
00:20:31.000 Why?
00:20:32.000 Wait, who?
00:20:33.000 I need more conditions there.
00:20:34.000 I'm not throwing around this love all willy-nilly.
00:20:38.000 Who are you, Willard P. Nillard?
00:20:39.000 I'm an early age.
00:20:45.000 When I was six years old, one of my moms had an accident that left her paralyzed.
00:20:49.000 Doctors said she might never walk again.
00:20:52.000 But she tapped into my family's pride to get back on her feet.
00:20:55.000 She tapped?
00:20:56.000 Stop.
00:20:56.000 What the fuck?
00:20:57.000 She tapped into my family's pride?
00:21:00.000 Like they weren't ashamed that they were gay?
00:21:02.000 I guarantee you live in Portland or Berkeley.
00:21:04.000 Oh no, they already showed us, right?
00:21:05.000 There's someone in California.
00:21:07.000 No one is- Everyone's proud to be your friend.
00:21:10.000 You're a status symbol.
00:21:11.000 Oh, I was hanging out with my two moms the other day.
00:21:16.000 Wow, can you show up at one of my parties?
00:21:19.000 I saw this black woman walking around the suburbs today.
00:21:22.000 Sorry, white woman with a black woman.
00:21:24.000 And she obviously didn't live anywhere near there.
00:21:27.000 But you could tell the white woman was so fucking thrilled to be walking with a black woman.
00:21:33.000 I don't know if it was her maid or her daughter's fucking bongo teacher or something.
00:21:39.000 But she was just like, her feet were not touching the ground.
00:21:42.000 She was just like, everybody's seeing this?
00:21:45.000 I'm with the POC!
00:21:47.000 Anyway, sorry, tangent.
00:21:48.000 Okay, stop.
00:22:00.000 So she said she was six, right?
00:22:02.000 What took these fucking bitches so long to get married?
00:22:05.000 Of course there's black people at the wedding.
00:22:07.000 What took her so long to get married?
00:22:09.000 So, let's say the physical therapy took a year, a year and a half, seven, maybe she's eight now.
00:22:14.000 You didn't get married till your kid was eight?
00:22:16.000 You're a fuck-up.
00:22:17.000 You're not good parents.
00:22:20.000 Why is there menstrual blood all over the ground?
00:22:23.000 With such powerful role models, I finished high school at the top of my class.
00:22:28.000 And then attended UC Davis.
00:22:30.000 So, she did well because she had powerful lesbian parents.
00:22:38.000 Okay.
00:22:39.000 But as graduation approached, I began feeling like I'd been handed so much in life.
00:22:44.000 A sorority girl stereotype.
00:22:47.000 Sure, I'd spent my life around inspiring women.
00:22:49.000 Okay, stop!
00:22:51.000 That was kind of crazy.
00:22:53.000 The left is coming full circle and it's about to eat itself.
00:22:57.000 You know how you can see a dog about to bite?
00:23:00.000 The left is about to bite a huge chunk out of its own leg.
00:23:05.000 So she's... You know they're insatiable, right?
00:23:08.000 So she's the daughter of two lesbians.
00:23:12.000 So you get a free pass.
00:23:14.000 You're good.
00:23:14.000 No.
00:23:16.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:17.000 Not anymore.
00:23:18.000 Now you grew up privileged because you had the privilege of being with two wonderful loving lesbians who are white.
00:23:27.000 So now you're bad.
00:23:29.000 Now you're part of the patriarchy, you're the oppressor.
00:23:33.000 And then they start getting, you can tell like in the story, it's sort of folding in on itself, because it goes, sure I did have lesbian parents, but I also had a privileged lifestyle.
00:23:45.000 So now, this is getting really weird, a way to fight your own innate white privilege, as the child of lesbians, is to join the army.
00:23:53.000 Because that's black?
00:23:55.000 What the fuck is going on here?
00:23:58.000 Sure, I'd spent my life around inspiring women.
00:24:02.000 But what had I really achieved on my own?
00:24:05.000 One of my sorority sisters was studying abroad in Italy.
00:24:08.000 Studying abroad in Italy?
00:24:09.000 Wow, you sure hang around with a lot of lesbians.
00:24:12.000 Everyone's studying broads around here.
00:24:14.000 I was climbing Mount Everest.
00:24:18.000 I needed my own adventures.
00:24:19.000 Climbing Mount Everest?
00:24:20.000 Who wrote this?
00:24:21.000 A nine-year-old?
00:24:25.000 And after meeting with an army recruiter,
00:24:27.000 I decided to be the only woman in the world who can pull herself up on a rope.
00:24:31.000 And maybe shatter some stereotypes along the way.
00:24:36.000 You are 100% stereotyped.
00:24:38.000 I'm U.S.
00:24:39.000 Army Corporal Emma Malone-Lord, and I answered my calling.
00:24:46.000 Uh, it should be strength.
00:24:47.000 Strength and bravery are kind of the top things for the army.
00:24:51.000 Not growing up with lesbian parents and ashamed of your own white privilege.
00:24:57.000 This does not bode well for the future, my friends.
00:25:00.000 We shouldn't be showing the rest of the world that we're a bunch of fucking pussies, and we should not be importing so much pussy that's been raised by two pussies into our army.
00:25:13.000 What's that other one?
00:25:13.000 It's not good.
00:25:14.000 Is that a third one, Ryan?
00:25:16.000 It's a whole series?
00:25:23.000 Jesus H. Christ.
00:25:24.000 So now the military is all about coloreds and color and and gender and gayness.
00:25:33.000 That's our last fucking priority.
00:25:36.000 Can we have a meritocracy anywhere?
00:25:38.000 In fact, the military is disproportionately black, isn't it?
00:25:44.000 Okay, let me see, what is this?
00:25:48.000 Oh.
00:25:49.000 Oh, it's the same thing but a better intro.
00:25:51.000 So it's a whole series.
00:25:53.000 Just cause I'm black doesn't mean I can't join the army.
00:25:56.000 Uh, yeah.
00:25:57.000 Thanks.
00:26:03.000 I gotta go.
00:26:14.000 My rib still hurts, by the way, if anyone's asking.
00:26:18.000 I forgot to read our promos.
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00:29:42.000 But now that with COVID, what these guys do is you, you get that stringy tailor thing and they put it around your neck and you know, you have your wife or whatever.
00:29:52.000 My daughter did this last time and they, you, you read out all the like waistline and the chest and all that stuff.
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00:30:02.000 Dude, when you have a custom made suit, it feels like PJs.
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00:30:13.000 No, dude, when your suit is custom tailored to you and the shirts fit you and the neck isn't tight, you look like such a loser, by the way, when you have your top button undone.
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00:31:23.000 You'll have your wedding tuxedo.
00:31:25.000 You have your funeral suit.
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00:31:37.000 That's my... I have that suit.
00:31:39.000 You have that one suit in your closet.
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00:31:45.000 You know?
00:31:46.000 Your son's graduation.
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00:31:49.000 Anyway.
00:31:51.000 Ooh.
00:31:53.000 That's a good look.
00:31:54.000 Yeah.
00:31:59.000 I saw The Marksman, by the way.
00:32:02.000 Have you seen this story where this guy, it's not in the notes, but this guy, a farmer in Texas, he's just walking around, there's a bunch of kids lying on the ground.
00:32:16.000 It's charging.
00:32:16.000 Where's my phone?
00:32:18.000 Yeah.
00:32:20.000 I think what's going on with the Borders is, they were pried open by Joe Biden, and we learned thanks to AOC that children in cages is a big deal, right?
00:32:32.000 There it is.
00:32:33.000 So, what these scumbag cartels started doing was just like, grabbing random kids, because human life means nothing down there, and children are meaningless.
00:32:46.000 Let's grab some random kids, the same way you would grab peanuts at the bar.
00:32:50.000 And throw them with the group, and then when you get busted, you're like, this is my son, whatever the fuck his name is, he's my little kid.
00:32:58.000 And now it's a family at the border, and that's got, that helps you get through, it helps you get processed, it just helps you overall.
00:33:04.000 It's not their actual kids.
00:33:07.000 But, I think what happened here was, these kids were a pain in the ass, they were crying, I mean, it's a hell journey, it's like, what do they call that, mutter-rucker, mutter-futter?
00:33:18.000 Mudrucker, yeah.
00:33:19.000 Tough Mudder.
00:33:20.000 Tough Mudder.
00:33:21.000 It's a major ordeal to cross the border.
00:33:24.000 And little kids don't like major ordeals.
00:33:26.000 I don't know if you've ever taken a kid to a triathlon in 110 degree heat, but they tend to get grumpy.
00:33:34.000 And I believe what happened here is the illegals and the coyotes just said, just leave him there to die.
00:33:41.000 I don't have time for this shit.
00:33:43.000 So they did.
00:33:45.000 And this, yeah, someone brought their five-year-old to that.
00:33:49.000 And we're supposed to go, well, they're fleeing pain and suffering.
00:33:52.000 No, they're not.
00:33:55.000 Drug dealing illegal cartels are taking advantage of open borders and using children as cannon fodder.
00:34:05.000 That's what's going on, you out of touch dunce.
00:34:10.000 Anyway, so that guy keeps updating it.
00:34:12.000 And he's like, this is going to get worse.
00:34:14.000 This is not unusual for me to find little kids lying on my fucking lawn.
00:34:19.000 Get off my lawn.
00:34:21.000 But anyway, The Marksman is this cool movie with Liam Neeson.
00:34:27.000 It's a long inside joke.
00:34:28.000 It's not worth explaining.
00:34:30.000 And a similar kind of story.
00:34:33.000 Holy shit, I just had the darkest thought on earth.
00:34:36.000 Please.
00:34:38.000 What if, oh no, some psycho at the production company that made the movie was an immigrant from Mexico and slip some money to a cartel to leave some kids at the border to die.
00:34:54.000 Cause it would get, it would be in the news right when the marksman came out and that would be good for business.
00:35:02.000 Okay.
00:35:02.000 I didn't think you were going there, but that's interesting.
00:35:05.000 I would say there's a one in a,
00:35:08.000 720 chance that happened.
00:35:10.000 Mine was way darker.
00:35:11.000 I pictured you went darker.
00:35:13.000 Okay, I don't really hear it then.
00:35:15.000 Doesn't have to do with children though.
00:35:16.000 He's got a fucking, it's so weird his accent.
00:35:19.000 He's not, he's lived in America for a long time now.
00:35:23.000 So he has an American accent.
00:35:26.000 But he's still Irish.
00:35:28.000 So this isn't, he's not like, yeehaw boy, what the fuck's going on?
00:35:32.000 He's like, I'm kind of an Irish guy, but I'm still an American.
00:35:36.000 And so I kind of enunciate, but it is the top of the morning to you.
00:35:41.000 And if it is the morning, I may indulge in some lucky charms.
00:35:45.000 I just need a little time to sort things out.
00:35:48.000 What is that?
00:35:50.000 It's a nothing accent.
00:35:51.000 I just need a little time to sort things out.
00:35:53.000 I'm not Irish, but I'm not American either.
00:35:59.000 Howdy.
00:35:59.000 You're never gonna make it.
00:36:03.000 It's miles to the- You're never gonna make it.
00:36:04.000 I'll call border patrol.
00:36:06.000 They're like, sir, you're not even from here.
00:36:07.000 Yeah.
00:36:08.000 What the fuck?
00:36:08.000 I'll call border patrol on you.
00:36:10.000 Mama?
00:36:16.000 I come here to take the woman and the boy.
00:36:18.000 I was in the Marine Corps.
00:36:19.000 So I suggest you all turn around and out he goes.
00:36:22.000 I'm a soldier too.
00:36:23.000 My orders are to take them back with me.
00:36:37.000 Mexicans are hot.
00:36:39.000 They tend not to have the best asses.
00:36:41.000 When they mix, they're great, but otherwise square bodied.
00:36:44.000 I like a nice panini sandwich once in a while.
00:36:48.000 Nice tits.
00:36:50.000 Take me back.
00:36:51.000 I'll find my own way home.
00:36:52.000 I'm taking you to your family in Chicago.
00:36:54.000 You know kids ruin movies with their shitty acting, like the little mung boy in Gran Torino?
00:36:59.000 Yes.
00:37:00.000 This kid is as good as Liam Neeson.
00:37:02.000 Oh, really?
00:37:03.000 Yeah, he's amazing.
00:37:03.000 That's good.
00:37:04.000 It's a really good movie.
00:37:05.000 It's well acted.
00:37:07.000 Nice.
00:37:07.000 You're rarely pulled out of it.
00:37:09.000 And it's a little bit predictable, but not really.
00:37:13.000 And you're rarely pulled out of it.
00:37:16.000 He just needs someone to give him a chance.
00:37:19.000 They should pay me for these plugs.
00:37:21.000 Yeah.
00:37:21.000 You know how many snobs wouldn't give this even a fair, even kind of a fair shake?
00:37:26.000 They're missing out on great movies.
00:37:28.000 All I want is action movies.
00:37:30.000 I mean, they do have the whole curse of brand new clothes.
00:37:32.000 All I want is, cause my obsession is my family.
00:37:34.000 They're constantly under siege.
00:37:35.000 I got these Karens and Antifa threatening my, me and my family.
00:37:38.000 And if I was a single dad, I would, I'm not single dad.
00:37:41.000 If I was a single man, I would love it.
00:37:44.000 Okay, let's set up the fights.
00:37:46.000 I'll be at my house on Thursday and come by try to sneak in the back door I want to test out some security there, and then I can shoot you or we can have a knife fight but you know they affect your wife's social life your wife's sanity and so These are a great release to imagine what you would do to these people fucking with your family And I can't wait to see this new Jason Statham haul
00:38:14.000 The Wrath of Man.
00:38:15.000 It's called The Wrath of Man.
00:38:17.000 What?
00:38:17.000 That's your Jason Statham?
00:38:19.000 I don't know.
00:38:19.000 I haven't heard him talk in a long time.
00:38:21.000 It's East English.
00:38:23.000 It's East London.
00:38:24.000 Cockney, whatever.
00:38:25.000 But with a hoarse voice.
00:38:27.000 Why are you mucking about?
00:38:30.000 Vodico Security.
00:38:31.000 Specialized in cash trucks across LA.
00:38:33.000 Do you have any idea how dangerous this job can be?
00:38:40.000 We ain't the predators, we're the prey.
00:38:45.000 Has he ever tried to lose the accent for a movie?
00:38:46.000 I hope he does it in this.
00:38:48.000 I feel like thanks to the internet we're so international now that it doesn't pull us out to hear a weird accent.
00:39:00.000 Like look at rap.
00:39:02.000 One of the biggest things in rap now are these Swedish dudes.
00:39:06.000 I forget what it's called.
00:39:08.000 Dark Nell or something.
00:39:11.000 Do I?
00:39:13.000 You got a problem?
00:39:14.000 Leave this to me, you fucking cunt.
00:39:15.000 This is what all men want to be.
00:39:17.000 Murderers.
00:39:48.000 I actually don't want to see, stop it.
00:39:51.000 Hello, I'm... Hold on, I'm on the show right now.
00:39:55.000 What's that Swedish rap you're talking about?
00:39:59.000 Young Leon?
00:40:01.000 Young Leon?
00:40:02.000 Young Lean.
00:40:04.000 Young Lean.
00:40:05.000 And what's that kind of rap called?
00:40:07.000 Green Gang?
00:40:09.000 Green Gang?
00:40:10.000 Just drain, like drainer.
00:40:13.000 Like a drain-o?
00:40:20.000 What are drainers?
00:40:21.000 Like when you're draining spaghetti?
00:40:27.000 You're just saying more of the same thing.
00:40:29.000 If you're trying to explain something, you gotta give me an analogy.
00:40:33.000 Okay, alright.
00:40:35.000 I got it.
00:40:35.000 Drain gang.
00:40:36.000 That's it.
00:40:36.000 Okay, thank you.
00:40:39.000 She's like, Drainers.
00:40:41.000 What do you mean?
00:40:41.000 I don't know if she's saying Dreeners or... You know, fans of Drain Gang.
00:40:45.000 Yeah, I still lost.
00:40:47.000 If I add an ER to it, then it should give you context.
00:40:51.000 It's Zorkods.
00:40:52.000 You know, like people who Zork.
00:40:54.000 Zorkodders?
00:40:55.000 You know, Zorkodders.
00:40:56.000 From Zorkod?
00:40:57.000 From those who's Zorkoding?
00:40:59.000 Come on, man.
00:41:00.000 I don't know what you're saying, lady.
00:41:03.000 It's like my point with this is like no one has a problem with this they probably would have I remember Canadian rap got mocked a lot and you know European rap was never really considered rap French rap from France was cool in France but it never left but now I feel like with with young people and maybe most of us
00:41:22.000 We just, uh, we're kind of international.
00:41:25.000 It's true.
00:41:29.000 Someone was asking about that, uh, international Kebin story recently.
00:41:34.000 So I'm in Costa Rica.
00:41:35.000 I had a home there.
00:41:36.000 There was, the blacks in Costa Rica are kind of Rastafarian.
00:41:40.000 They have a Caribbean accent, not on the other coast, but in Costa Rica.
00:41:44.000 I don't get it.
00:41:45.000 I guess they derive from fucking Caribbean slaves or something.
00:41:49.000 But, um,
00:41:51.000 There was this guy, I forget his name, but he couldn't get my name right, he called me Kebin.
00:41:57.000 Wagwan Kebin!
00:41:58.000 I got all my things vexin' me so!
00:42:02.000 And we may have done the occasional nose beers.
00:42:05.000 Um... And so...
00:42:09.000 He only wore shorts.
00:42:10.000 He lived in a tent on the beach.
00:42:12.000 He was a homeless person.
00:42:14.000 And I put him in vice in the do's and don'ts.
00:42:18.000 And so I come back the next year and I'm like, check it out, dude, you're in the do's and don'ts.
00:42:23.000 And he got so fucking mad.
00:42:25.000 Wow.
00:42:26.000 Because he thought we were making fun of him.
00:42:28.000 Oh.
00:42:28.000 And he was like, he goes, you don't, he goes, you don't think, you don't know who I am, Kevin.
00:42:37.000 I'm international!
00:42:39.000 And he was a heavy coke addict.
00:42:41.000 And he kept telling me, I'm international, Kevin.
00:42:44.000 And then he's like, Kevin, come here.
00:42:47.000 And then it was a machismo thing.
00:42:49.000 I'm like, is he going to stab me?
00:42:50.000 I can't say no.
00:42:52.000 They look like a pussy.
00:42:54.000 So, and in that little tiny village, like that would have been the thing.
00:42:57.000 I would have been known as the pussy guy who didn't, didn't walk over to a man, didn't walk over to a man.
00:43:02.000 So I go, all right.
00:43:03.000 So I walk over and I'm my, I'm, I have fucking Adderall eyes.
00:43:07.000 Because I'm just like, is there a knife?
00:43:09.000 Is this shit going down?
00:43:10.000 I'm not going to let the door lock behind me.
00:43:12.000 So he goes and he's doing a bump.
00:43:14.000 I may or may not have had a bumperoonski.
00:43:16.000 And he looks at me and he goes, don't fuck around, Kevin.
00:43:21.000 Oh, no.
00:43:23.000 And I'm going, all right, this is getting pretty intense.
00:43:25.000 And he goes, because if you fuck around, you get abused, seen?
00:43:31.000 Oh, that's so foreign and so bad.
00:43:35.000 And I was like, okay, I got it.
00:43:38.000 Weren't scared?
00:43:39.000 I was scared.
00:43:40.000 Okay.
00:43:41.000 He was a psycho!
00:43:42.000 Yeah, I'm scared.
00:43:42.000 He looked like the bad guy in Ghost.
00:43:45.000 You know the black guy in Ghost who gets eaten by subway monsters?
00:43:49.000 That's exactly what he looked like.
00:43:51.000 And for all I know, he had a fucking knife in his- all he wore was shorts, like little tiny Adidas little shorts.
00:43:56.000 That's it.
00:43:57.000 He had no- he didn't own shirts or shoes.
00:44:01.000 I'm like, has he got a knife up his ass crack?
00:44:05.000 What did you look up, by the way, to find that guy?
00:44:07.000 Black guy in ghost.
00:44:09.000 Okay, black guy in movie ghost.
00:44:12.000 Wait, did you put one word in quotes, the word ghost?
00:44:15.000 Yes.
00:44:16.000 You did?
00:44:17.000 Yes.
00:44:18.000 You did?
00:44:19.000 Yeah, just the word subway.
00:44:23.000 I mean a ghost, yes.
00:44:25.000 Ryan, you don't put a word in quotes when you're searching.
00:44:28.000 Quotes mean group this together.
00:44:32.000 How do you group one word together?
00:44:34.000 Oh, gotcha.
00:44:36.000 So it would be ghost, movie, and... Wait, this isn't the guy.
00:44:40.000 You look like him?
00:44:41.000 Is that a black guy?
00:44:43.000 No.
00:44:44.000 Okay, so it's probably not him.
00:44:48.000 I would go black guy, movie, ghost, and use no quotes, or you're gonna get something called the movie ghost.
00:44:56.000 That's spooky.
00:44:59.000 I can't believe you put one word in quotes.
00:45:02.000 Black Eyed Movie Ghost.
00:45:07.000 You know who I'm talking about, right?
00:45:08.000 No, I haven't seen this in years.
00:45:10.000 I remember seeing this as a kid.
00:45:11.000 No one has.
00:45:12.000 Nobody has seen Ghost recently.
00:45:14.000 That's a good point.
00:45:16.000 Anyway, while you try to find that out, we went way too long.
00:45:20.000 We went 45 minutes instead of 30.
00:45:22.000 Oh, my voice sounds so cool now.
00:45:25.000 I've been talking all day.
00:45:26.000 There he is.
00:45:27.000 I should do my outgoing message now.
00:45:30.000 Hi, you've reached Gavin.
00:45:31.000 Sorry I can't get back to you.
00:45:32.000 I'm fucking a bunch of chicks on a motorcycle listening to Van Halen on my way to Chuck Zito's house.
00:45:40.000 But if you leave a message, I might get back to you.
00:45:42.000 Probably not.
00:45:44.000 Probably not.
00:45:44.000 Actually, don't leave a message.
00:45:46.000 You're a fag.
00:45:49.000 Make that your outgoing message on your phone.
00:45:54.000 Ow, the ribs now.
00:45:56.000 I've never had my ribs broken up so high.
00:45:58.000 So coughing and sneezing isn't as bad as you think, but just occasionally someone will leave an X-Acto blade in your ribs and you'll feel this like... Wait, you found it and you still can't find it?
00:46:11.000 No, I found it.
00:46:12.000 I just... You want to see the scene.
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00:46:46.000 Telling you, man, you have a hard leg day.
00:46:48.000 I've been doing a lot of, what are these, triceps?
00:46:50.000 I've been doing these things.
00:46:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, overhead.
00:46:52.000 You pull this doohickey, and these are aching.
00:46:55.000 You put some of the topicals on that, gone.
00:46:59.000 It doesn't hurt cracked ribs.
00:47:01.000 I mean, help cracked ribs, but it helps all that, especially leg days, those aching leg days.
00:47:08.000 While you're getting ripped, you need JohnnyAppleCBD.com.
00:47:12.000 And people always say, is it JohnnyApple.com?
00:47:15.000 What is it?
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00:47:16.000 Yes, all of those work.
00:47:17.000 JohnnyApple.com works.
00:47:18.000 J-A-C-B-D.com works.
00:47:21.000 And Gavin works.
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00:47:40.000 Thanks, Johnny Apple.
00:47:41.000 We like you more than a friend.
00:47:42.000 I got a lot of stuff to cover here.
00:47:45.000 A lot of racial shit this year.
00:47:48.000 Proud Boys in prison.
00:47:50.000 Free speech.
00:47:52.000 Cancel culture.
00:47:55.000 Critical race theory.
00:47:58.000 Ridiculous statues.
00:47:59.000 Great letters we've been getting these days.
00:48:04.000 About guys getting fired for having the wrong opinions, especially in the police force.
00:48:09.000 We want to discuss all that, but not for freeloaders like you.
00:48:13.000 This is only going to go behind the paywall.
00:48:15.000 I'm so excited about this new voice.
00:48:17.000 I think I'm going to record my last will and testament.
00:48:21.000 Did you find the footage yet?
00:48:24.000 I got the full movie.
00:48:26.000 I don't want the full movie.
00:48:28.000 You better not be fucking buying it.
00:48:30.000 No, no, no.
00:48:31.000 Just find the scene with that guy.
00:48:34.000 You got his name!
00:48:37.000 It didn't tell me his name, actually.
00:48:38.000 It was Things I Like Blog.
00:48:41.000 Okay.
00:48:42.000 So that's done.
00:48:43.000 Anyway, we're going to find that scene just because Ryan has to learn how to finish a job.
00:48:48.000 But all of this is going to go on behind the paywall.
00:48:50.000 If you go to censored.tv, you spend three nickels, no, three dimes and a nickel a day
00:48:59.000 Pocket change, $10 a month, and you get more content than you should be watching.
00:49:05.000 I'm up to two hours a day these days.
00:49:07.000 We've got all new shows coming in.
00:49:09.000 Despite the rumors Milo's spreading, we've got three new shows coming up, much more down the line too.
00:49:17.000 And once we build the studio, I can start having shows that aren't mine in that studio.
00:49:22.000 I'm also going to start doing a bunch of interview shows.
00:49:25.000 I've got a bar set I've built and a sit-down set I've built.
00:49:29.000 For the bar set, I want to do like regular Joes, Vietnam vets, plumbers, ask them about their trade.
00:49:34.000 For the fancy set, we'll talk to celebrities like Hank Coulter, James O'Keefe, ask them what's going on, what makes them tick.
00:49:40.000 Very exciting year up ahead, despite what the media tells you.
00:49:46.000 But in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:50:09.000 I don't know.