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00:07:24.000But then you go back to SNL, which is not his fault.
00:07:26.000Lauren Michaels goes to the Groundlings in Chicago and all these improv troops, and he rounds up the most talented people in the area of improv.
00:07:37.000And then he says to them, yeah, make sure you don't do any improv and read these cue cards, which, by the way, we haven't even, like, now you can put cue cards, teleprompters, on the screen.
00:08:17.000So this is a sketch where the mom is reading the Zagat whatever restaurant stuff, and Adam Sandler's cracking up that his buddy is in drag, which is very funny if this was the early 30s.
00:09:15.000This is a thing called Hair Hilly Boy.
00:09:18.000And Adam Sandler plays a guy who does house sitting.
00:09:21.000And there's a commercial we're watching on TV for a house sitter who would like to come and feed your plants and sleep in your bed while you're gone.
00:10:37.000They're available on the site, free speech.tv.
00:10:42.000I think they very effectively give your position, which is not only do I not agree with you, not only am I not a Nazi, not only are they, all of them not Nazis, this whole discussion is clown world.
00:10:53.000Like with the Covington Catholic school kids, you don't just say, I don't think they were disrupting that thing.
00:10:58.000You go, this whole question is clown town.
00:11:07.000And we are living in a bizarre clown world.
00:11:11.000Now, these are pre-taped shows, so this may be old news to you, but over the weekend, we lost Milo, Lara Loomer, and Alex Jones to what exactly?
00:11:52.000Oh, this is Yiannopoulos and Loomer have all recently promoted Gavin McInnis, founder of the violence-prone far-right group Proud Boys, whom Facebook banned in October.
00:12:00.000You'll notice, by the way, that Jones, Yiannapouse, praised me and sent them to defendgavin.com, where we raised a quarter of a million dollars to fight the SPLC.
00:12:10.000Is it possible that the SPLC encouraged old Zucky to get rid of them?
00:12:16.000Because I am named a hell of a lot in these explanations.
00:12:19.000Check out this article from the BBC where they say Alex Jones hosted on his program.
00:12:50.000Facebook said this year, Milo Yiannopoulos had publicly praised both Mr. McInnes and English Defence League founder Tommy Robinson, both banned from the network.
00:12:59.000Laura Luma also appeared with Mr. McInnes, and Facebook said she also praised another banned figure, Faith Goldie.
00:13:06.000A Canadian Nation of Islam leader, Louis Farrakhan, was banned for making several anti-Semitic remarks earlier this year.
00:14:01.000Loomer, Jones, and Yiannopoulos are all part of this charming pro-Trump thing that makes the left very nervous.
00:14:10.000And I am crushing the SPLC, so they're forcing Facebook to fight back.
00:14:15.000And it's ironic because when I was down in the dumps after I lost everything, not just social media, but my job and not my wife, thank God.
00:14:24.000It was Alex Jones who said, he played me the opening to Bionic Man.
00:15:30.000He's saying, we played a little late, but he's saying that they talk about censoring you and taking away your rights of free speech under the soothing banal HR speak, which is what they do.
00:16:00.000That the death of free speech in America is actually a really positive thing that we all need to get behind.
00:16:07.000We're taking a more proactive role and making sure partners and developers use our services for good.
00:16:13.000We're very focused on making sure that our recommendations and discovery services aren't highlighting the Lego blocks.
00:16:19.000People are repeatedly sharing misinformation or harmful content, and we're working hard to completely remove groups if they exist primarily to violate our policies or do things that are dangerous.
00:16:57.000Or dangerous as in saying things that Mark Zuckerberg doesn't like or considers bad for business?
00:17:03.000Well, yesterday we found out Facebook released its latest enemies list.
00:17:06.000Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos, Paul Joseph Watson, Louis Farrakhan, Laura Loomer, all of them were designated dangerous individuals and banned from Facebook and from its subsidiary, Instagram.
00:17:18.000Alex Jones' company, InfoWars, was banned as well and described as a dangerous organization.
00:17:27.000Well, Facebook believes it's so dangerous that you can be banned from using the platform, Facebook, just for sharing its content unless you simultaneously denounce it.
00:17:38.000Let that penetrate for just one moment.
00:19:30.000And then I saw he likes to comment in the comments.
00:19:34.000So in that article, there was people expressing some concern, as sane people do.
00:19:40.000And Matt Novak, beta male, of course, says, you can, like, they say this is totalitarianism, and Matt Novak comes back with, you can ask the same thing about banning any extremist group, from ISIS sympathizers to neo-Nazis.
00:19:56.000By the way, ISIS is still on Facebook, and so is Hamas.
00:20:43.000It doesn't matter who's doing the oppressing.
00:20:46.000If it's an angry mob with pitchforks shutting down your company for no good reason and then following some guy they've deemed a hate figure and shutting down that company, that's the same end result.
00:21:17.000And the people right now don't seem to have the First Amendment.
00:21:22.000They don't seem to understand what it is.
00:21:24.000And the last analogy where he's like, it's like inviting someone into your home.
00:21:30.000These groups have dominated the national conversation.
00:21:34.000These big tech companies have taken over the whole, they've monopolized it.
00:21:38.000So it's not like I'm dying to get into this one little restaurant or this one comedy club.
00:21:43.000I cannot speak on the same national platform that everyone else can.
00:21:47.000And I built my company with that platform under the understanding that that's what it was for.
00:21:55.000I think for the very same reasons, a lot of students with horrible student debt have a class action case against these schools because there was an understanding that the diploma meant something and it goes back generations.
00:22:07.000And you've just made that diploma totally worthless and these kids are stuck with quarter mill debt.
00:22:12.000But we also saw this sort of gleeful later losers when the Poynter Institute came up with this list of 515 outlets blacklisted.
00:22:25.000And it's all that one woman you see there, Assistant Professor Melissa Zimdar, as I talked about on my podcast.
00:22:32.000She's written academic papers such as Watching Our Weights, The Consequences and Contradictions of Televising Fatness in the Obesity Epidemic, and Having It Both Ways, Two and a Half Men, Entourage and The Televising of Juvenile Post-Feminist Masculinity.
00:22:55.000And these shows, these pro-dude shows, these bro shows are promoting toxic masculinity and hurting women.
00:23:05.000It's ironic that the only women that are really hurting in her two papers are the fat people that she's allowing to starve themselves, I mean, feed themselves to death.
00:23:15.000But so she put out this paper and she was attacked.
00:23:19.000She picks fights with all these companies and says, shut down, you know, Breitbart and Washington, Free Beacon, and all these right-wing sites.
00:23:28.000And then they come back at her and go, why is one academic, Ivory Tower academic, shutting us down with all these threats of boycotts?
00:24:36.000Now, this is a pre-recorded interview.
00:24:39.000So you will be shocked to see that I am not wearing this shirt and I'm not in this location.
00:24:45.000But this is right after Alex Jones was banned.
00:24:47.000And one thing I don't think I included in the interview, maybe I did, was this thing about WhatsApp where Oliver Darcy at CNN said, we think Alex might be using WhatsApp.
00:24:59.000You know, that app that British people use.
00:25:01.000It's like Telegram or Signal or something.
00:26:57.000They're the ones creating the blacklist.
00:26:58.000They're actually the ones that hire the 20,000 people that work at Facebook.
00:27:02.000They've actually created the community human rights boards that are now going to be inside, it's being reported by the Associated Press, inside MasterCard.
00:27:10.000So if individuals visit and buy things they're not supposed to, then they get in trouble.
00:27:14.000So they're watching what you do with your credit card now, Gavin.
00:27:21.000They told people in a press release at Facebook that if you talk about Alex Jones without it being in a disparaging light, explicitly condemning him or his content, the name Alex Jones or Infowars.com, you will be punished and repeat offenders will be banned.
00:27:40.000So they're telling their users, their 2 billion plus users, you do not say the name of Voldemort 2.0.
00:28:20.000Well, and that's glaringly obvious when you look at it because you think this, what's really going on here is the SBLC gave them this list, said, Milo, you got to put a black guy in there like Farrakhan so they think it's balanced.
00:29:02.000Beyond all the hate talk and all the crap and defeating Hillary, they don't like us because we're popular, because people like us, because we're not scripted.
00:29:12.000I mean, I just did earlier today, Newsmax TV, God bless them, Chris Ruddy, all those guys, good guys.
00:29:18.000But man, they wouldn't stop with like all the cliches, all the things I didn't even say.
00:29:24.000And it's just, and so the left is able to accuse somebody of something, and then all the other shows, when they get you on, well, Gavin, do you want to decry Spencer?
00:29:34.000Well, everybody knows you didn't do anything.
00:29:36.000Why should we repeat that and prove ourselves to the left so no one attacks me that when I have you on, I've now, now, Gavin, tell people you don't love Hitler.
00:31:21.000Because let me tell you, all these globalists, like you said, nothing against people that have drama degrees.
00:31:27.000But all of them, when you run into them, they either have a drama degree, they either have a full degree in theater, or they have a psychology degree because they want to be high priest.
00:31:35.000And they literally think they're supposed to be the ruling class, and they think everything is like a drama fantasy land.
00:31:41.000And they just don't know what to deal with with somebody like you or other folks that come in like a wrecking ball and just don't play their games.
00:32:40.000And if you look at the left, they tricked the Western Christian Society, which was a good thing, so they were tricking us, to not be racist and all this.
00:32:48.000So we were so good, we went along with that.
00:32:52.000They're teaching minorities to be racist.
00:32:54.000They've got New York Times board members that say whites are goblins that live in holes, and she can't wait till we're all dead.
00:32:59.000And Ilhan Omar says, you know, get rid of white people.
00:33:05.000We project onto all these people, a lot of great black people, you name it, but we still project because somebody has dark skin that they're this high and mighty, loving, good person.
00:33:25.000But a bunch of leftist white people are playing race card and all this and then telling us we can't even defend ourselves while they organize the third world into, you know, like the last episode of Game of Thrones, the zombie invading force.
00:33:41.000What's the matter with conspiracy theories?
00:35:06.000They went into my timeline and made it my whole career and then just keep saying, Jones won't stop talking about Sandy Hook.
00:35:13.000And I never even hardly talked about it, but 10 times.
00:35:15.000And again, that's the hoax they're running so they can then, the lawyers, the Democrats, re-invoke Sandy Hook, re-invoke dead kids in my name.
00:35:24.000That's all they're doing is hijacking a popular public figure and projecting their lies onto it and then telling all of us you can't question our official stories when look at not just Jesse Smallet, the Covington kids or any of these other events or Belazi Ford and most of the women saying they made it up, but they'd go, it's okay.
00:36:31.000And used to, I had fun with hyperbole, and you do it too.
00:36:34.000And I should keep doing it, but I've actually quit doing it because I'll say the wildest stuff like, yeah, I had sex with 20 dudes last week.
00:36:41.000You know, and they're like, oh my God, he had sex with 20 dudes.
00:38:23.000They put a press release out, brother, saying you will not say Alex Jones' name or Infowars.com's name or you will be punished or banned, repeat offenders.
00:38:34.000It reads like science fiction joke, dystopia.
00:38:37.000It said, but if you want to say, quote, unless the post is emphatically condemning Jones or Infowars.
00:38:45.000So they just said, you can only say his name if you attack him and then we boost the comments.
00:38:50.000Well, that's been going on for a while.
00:38:52.000So I watched all these other talk show hosts, all these other, quote, people, a lot of which I interviewed, not you, you've been a good guy, the First Amendment, all turn against me and do hit pieces so that YouTube would promote them.
00:39:07.000And there are people that have worked in this office, who I produce films with, that I paid a lot of money, who I was nice to, who I let even screw me over, who now have YouTubes every day attacking me and now are YouTube stars monetizing lying about me.
00:39:29.000It's digital payoffs that Google and Facebook and Twitter, if you do what they want, if you lie about people, if you do this stuff, we will give you money.
00:40:59.000I mean, so now they're going to control who you can talk to in private phone calls?
00:41:06.000Alex, I hope people see the abuse you get, the abuse conservatives get, and I hope it wakes them up to the fact that we are losing the fabric of this country.
00:44:44.000He walked in wearing sandals, caught me staring at them, and proudly proclaimed, they're hemp, organic hemp, obviously.
00:44:49.000Saw me watching a program about D-Day and blurted out, ugh, why are we always like bombing places?
00:44:54.000Asked my sister to peel an apple and cut it into slices because the apple skin hurts his mouth.
00:44:59.000When my mother, who has been cooking for a family of seven for over three decades, asked him if she liked the meat-free lasagna she had to make from scratch because he didn't bother to tell her he's a vegetarian until an hour before dinner, he replied with, yeah, not bad.
00:45:17.000Five, after dinner, while I was helping my mother with the dishes, which he and my sister said they would do, liberals promising but not delivering, he saunters into the kitchen, sees me filling the sink with water, and says, hey, leave some for the fish, right?
00:45:29.000With a smirk that made me physically unwell.
00:45:32.000Other highlights included near constant checking of his phone, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:45:38.000He waited to use the bathroom because he preferred to sit.
00:45:42.000The day's only silver lining was hearing my mother tell my father how beautiful my sister and her boyfriend's kids would be, and my father, a stoic man who I had never heard berate anyone his entire life, telling her not to get her hopes up because getting a girl pregnant requires a pair of testicles, honey.
00:46:47.000And it got sent to me as a Reddit link, and then someone else actually sent me the whole story as a personal email, which I thought, well, that's unusual.
00:46:56.000You're the same guy that's on Reddit that sent me the email.
00:49:10.000It shows you just how good at comedy the Scots are.
00:49:14.000There are so many things going on with this video, and my favorite part about it is he knows he's about to see the funniest thing in the world, but he knows it's crucial that this guy doesn't look down at the plank he's looking on.
00:49:26.000So he says, Hunter, I guess the guy's name is Hunter.
00:51:18.000But I'd like to end this show with our new motto that we will be doing at the end of every show to inspire you and to show you what we're all about and how serious we are about your life and surviving the clown world.