Nick DiPaulo's new comedy special is out, and it's hilarious. Gavin and Ryan are here to talk about it, and they also talk about the fact that Nick was born in the wrong era, and why he should have been born in New York City.
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00:00:48.000Remember that growing up in Quebec, or not growing up in Quebec, but spending my formative years in Quebec hearing au guesses le Projean chanson de Michael Jackson, with the album thriller.
00:01:01.000And when you don't know French, at first you hear those words and they stick out.
00:01:06.000This is how, speaking of being a kid, when I was in high school, we lived near a rural area called Carp, Carp, Ontario.
00:04:51.000But one thing I want to convey to the kids at home is that we are so connected with our bros and our friends that we can just start a live show.
00:05:01.000I can see this on the way to the studio and I can say, hey, Ryan, get Nick DiPaulo on the line.
00:09:04.000But anyway, I think Nick DePaul did the right thing and switched it out.
00:09:09.000And now it's kind of weird because you look up the show and the thumbnail will be the guy, the Black Lives Matter guy, and you click on it and it goes to some new guy that he's done.
00:13:10.000We had a long argument about it, but he nipped at her, but he never really, his teeth just sort of like touched the outside of her forehead.
00:14:48.000The Anti-Defamation League has confirmed that it is a troll where a bunch of 4chan kids sat around and said, let's see if we can make up something to make the left go insane.
00:15:00.000That was going to be a big thing, always being seen chugging milk and freaked them out because they noticed that these people are so obsessed with finding racism that you can just say, your hat at an angle.
00:15:57.000Oh, and then there was that when she just scratched her hand, whatever.
00:16:00.000So I was on ABC News talking about Proud Boys, and Paula Ferris asked me, well, why do they do this if they know that it can be misinterpreted as a white power symbol?
00:18:57.000And we'd all be in this sort of initial lobby of the school, which is very small, you know, where you walk in so the cold air doesn't get out.
00:19:03.000So it's only about six feet by six feet.
00:19:06.000And we would all sit around there, the 10 of us, and we'd play hacky sack.
00:19:09.000And if some guy dropped it, the game was you get to give him an atomic wedgie.
00:19:48.000She grabs me and Peter, the only punk rockers in the group, takes us to the office, brings us to the vice principal, and goes, these two boys were trying to insert a wedge of wood into a boy's anus.
00:20:10.000Now, the vice principal was pretty cool, and he said, it's called a wedgie, Alice, and shooed her away.
00:20:19.000And then we sat with him for a while and talked about how we got our hair like that, which is a common question when you're in the punk rock community.
00:20:28.000I also want to get to some other stuff, but I assume Nick is getting impatient.
00:22:37.000When there was the crash, his value lost money.
00:22:41.000The implication here from these nerds who are all on welfare and have never actually done anything, they never built a restaurant or owned a bar or even mowed a lawn, they don't understand that there's ebbs and flows.
00:22:55.000And when you lose money, it's like losing money in the stock market.
00:22:59.000It's only actualized if you take the money out.
00:23:02.000So yes, on paper, there was a big dip.
00:23:07.000But I love seeing NPR talk about this with these geriatric old pussy hat wearers who have never run a business in their life saying, I heard he lost a billion dollars.
00:23:18.000That must mean that he's just like some football player opening up a bunch of car washes and going broke, right?
00:23:31.000The New York Times has obtained tax information on Donald Trump that shows his business has lost from 1985 to 94.
00:23:40.000While Trump continues to refuse to release his tax returns, the Times obtained printouts from his official IRS tax transcripts for a 10-year period ending in 94.
00:23:50.000In multiple years during that stretch, Trump appears to have lost more money than nearly any other individual taxpayer in the United States.
00:23:59.000Yeah, because he was the biggest real estate mogul in the city.
00:26:01.000Us normal people on earth who pay tax would literally rather have money thrown in a paper shredder, thrown in a wood chipper, than we would have it go to the government.
00:26:15.000It would be better for inflation because there's now less money in the world and it wouldn't be wasted on government programs that we'd have to be paying for forever.
00:26:23.000So when the average Joe in Ann Arbor, Michigan, hears that Donald Trump didn't pay a billion dollars in taxes, he goes, lucky bastard.
00:26:35.000So there's like 37 angles here, and they range from good, I'm glad you didn't pay tax, to whoever is talking about this does not understand what devaluation means.
00:28:17.000And I feel almost as passionately about that as I do about the war on dads and the war on Christianity and the war on traditionalism and the war on the free market.
00:30:15.000But I love how they're just like, lady, I don't want to get in trouble.
00:30:19.000You sound like you've spoken to a lawyer.
00:30:22.000My pension, if I retire at 40 and I die at 80, is $4 million.
00:30:28.000So I'm not about to flush that down the toilet.
00:30:30.000But I also, like, I can flush that down the toilet by being too mean to you, but I can also flush it down the toilet by being too nice to you and get in trouble with all the local taxpayers.
00:30:39.000So all I have is this sort of, this pension of Damocles hanging over my head.
00:30:45.000And I just want things to go smooth, please.
00:30:48.000I signed up for this because I was a little kid playing cops and robbers and I was catching bank robbers.
00:30:53.000I didn't think I'd be arguing with Laura Loomer and her attorneys about what's acceptable to project on a billionaire's building.
00:34:23.000Well, he must be like, I've been on hold forever trying to get on this get off my lawn show that I respect so much because Gavin's my buddy and he's interconnected with everyone in the scene and he's like a bro of mine.
00:35:09.000And when I watch this video, I think, I don't want to overlap anything I homeless Gavin says, but I just, I look at her as a boxer, which I'm not, but you know what I mean.
00:35:17.000And I just think, you lucky bitch, you have an iron jaw.
00:37:54.000But I have got some negative ones recently, more than usual.
00:37:56.000I used to get like a, it used to be nine, hey, love what you're doing, to maybe, or maybe even like 29, love what you're doings, to one, fuck you, Nazi.
00:39:42.000Are you going to be in their history books in their mind?
00:39:45.000And then there was the great yelling at me on 32nd Street of 2019, where I totally changed my views about something because someone screamed a thing.
00:39:54.000Well, if we can make them feel uncomfortable when they get gas, no, that doesn't make us feel uncomfortable.
00:40:00.000We just think, well, the left have really lost it.
00:43:52.000I've been called like a racist just because I feel that Confederate monuments should not be torn down.
00:43:58.000I think that Confederate monuments are honoring people that fought against our country and fought for ideals such as slavery that I don't agree with.
00:44:05.000Fought against our country's being used.
00:44:06.000Weren't they in the country at the death?
00:44:08.000I hear you have different views about Confederate monuments.
00:44:22.000When they tore down Johnny Rebel, that was a statue.
00:44:26.000Johnny Rebel just represents the average Confederate soldier who was forced, conscripted to fight in the Civil War, where we lost 620,000 men, which is the same as 5 million today.
00:45:06.000And it was just like, I'm looking at this poor farmer's kid who was killed at the age of 17 by shrapnel and everyone's going, ha ha, racist.
00:48:03.000You don't know if it's the mastermind or just a pawn.
00:48:07.000I think a lot of, not a lot of people.
00:48:10.000These are difficult things to quantify, but let's say out of 10 right-wingers who went, well, I guess, yeah, out of 10 right-wingers who went down to Charlottesville, I would say there was one who thought, who believed the initial pitch, and I remember the initial pitch from Jason Kessler, that it was about Confederate statues.
00:48:31.000And I think the left is furious, especially the SPLC, that I disavowed it.
00:48:37.000Because I think, here's my ego speaking.
00:48:39.000I think a big part of it was shutting me down.
00:48:43.000Charlottesville, a huge part of the impetus of that rally, and probably why Jason Kessler called me on an almost daily basis was because he wanted me to go down there so their trap could subsume my entire career.
00:48:58.000Yeah, that wouldn't have needed, like, no Heather Hire thing would have needed to happen if you just went.
00:49:03.000And that would discredit the entire thing.
00:49:49.000Well, I think that they should just be removed from where they are.
00:49:52.000don't believe that they should be in, you know, government buildings and things like that outside where they can be taken out of context because I think they were built for a specific reason.
00:49:59.000And I think so maybe in a history museum or something like that where...
00:50:56.000So do you feel that we should take all this stuff down just because they own slaves as well?
00:51:00.000No, I don't, because I don't think that the reason why these monuments were built is because to support the fact that they had slaves and things like that.
00:51:08.000These monuments specifically were built because of these founding fathers, like just Pune.
00:52:09.000And for example, in Charlottesville, when they were protesting the statue there, a guy, for example, a white supremacist or a KKK member, whatever you want to call him, took his car and ran it through a group of people and murdered someone and hurt other people physically.
00:52:27.000That was one crazy person out of like thousands, out of like millions, right?
00:52:32.000I don't feel that people who support Confederate monuments are bigots and I don't feel that they're racist.
00:52:36.000I think racism and bigotry, I think that you're stereotyping it, you know, by saying either hired died because someone wanted to preserve a Confederate statue.