Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 14, 2020


S02E111 - BLACK ANTI-SEMITISM [2020-01-14 - S02E111 - BLACK ANTI-SEMITISM]


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 34 minutes

Words per Minute

156.90346

Word Count

14,762

Sentence Count

1,468

Misogynist Sentences

81

Hate Speech Sentences

165


Summary

Gavin and Yusong talk about racism in the UK and why it s good to be a black person in a racist country like the UK. Also, Yusong talks about how his mom thought she was going to become a pop star in England.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Oh, live from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
00:00:20.000 Sun down like sun still.
00:00:22.000 Sun I know who I am.
00:00:28.000 This is not the end.
00:00:31.000 I know who I am.
00:00:34.000 This is not the end.
00:00:39.000 I'm getting stronger, more powerful.
00:00:42.000 You broke your button.
00:00:44.000 That was Obijgengayar.
00:00:49.000 Obijginayar?
00:00:52.000 Obangajayar.
00:00:54.000 Nigerian guy living in London, England.
00:00:58.000 And if you're an immigrant and you're a person of color and you're in England, the best way to become popular is to bitch about racism and how horrible this country is.
00:01:07.000 British people, white people, love to be shat on.
00:01:11.000 So he is all about the poo-poo.
00:01:15.000 Eating the poo-poo.
00:01:17.000 No, he's all about how America, Britain is racist.
00:01:21.000 And when I come here, I look at the depictions of blacks on the news and I see they say that we eat the poo-poo.
00:01:29.000 And they say, why are you gay?
00:01:32.000 That is so silly.
00:01:34.000 It's just like, dude, you left a shithole like Nigeria.
00:01:37.000 Can you just like not do that?
00:01:37.000 You're in London.
00:01:41.000 What about an immigrant who comes to Britain and he can't believe how awesome it is?
00:01:46.000 You know?
00:01:47.000 Dude, when I was working at the hostel, Nigerian people were some of the most entitled people.
00:01:51.000 They act like they're royalty and they're like, you will take my bags to the top floor.
00:01:55.000 Well, maybe they were rich.
00:01:56.000 I think they were.
00:01:57.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:57.000 Yeah.
00:01:58.000 That's the story I told you when I was a janitor at my school.
00:02:02.000 They fired us all and they hired blacks.
00:02:02.000 Oh, yeah, they were fired.
00:02:05.000 But it was all like these blacks who can afford to pay $60K a year to go from Africa to Canada.
00:02:10.000 And they had ascots on and monocles.
00:02:12.000 And said, hello.
00:02:13.000 Yes.
00:02:14.000 I've just flown in from Africa.
00:02:15.000 And I have to say, the cold here is simply deafening.
00:02:19.000 Oh, shit.
00:02:20.000 We got this dumb.
00:02:21.000 There we go.
00:02:22.000 So I have to sit here for that not to happen?
00:02:24.000 Yeah.
00:02:25.000 Because the auto focus point is the middle.
00:02:28.000 But I like my head being in this box.
00:02:32.000 Yeah, well, now you don't.
00:02:33.000 Yeah, well, yeah.
00:02:37.000 It reminds me of this guy, Linton Quasi Johnson, who moved from Jamaica to England.
00:02:44.000 And his first hit song, fresh off the boat, was England is a bitch.
00:02:51.000 There's no escape in it.
00:02:54.000 England is a bitch, Fitru.
00:02:58.000 You're welcome, Imm and Great.
00:03:01.000 There's no escape in it.
00:03:04.000 England is a bitch.
00:03:07.000 There's no running away from it.
00:03:09.000 It's actually a good song.
00:03:10.000 That's him doing the spoken word version.
00:03:12.000 Let's see if you can find the song.
00:03:15.000 And it's all these white musicians, like British people in the country that he just moved to, playing away, playing their hearts out as he's just like, this place sucks.
00:03:28.000 England fucking blows.
00:03:31.000 All right.
00:03:32.000 England is a bitch.
00:03:33.000 I don't know if he's talking about England, though.
00:03:34.000 He's talking about England.
00:03:36.000 Oh, England.
00:03:37.000 Maybe that's his ex-girlfriend and she was a bitch.
00:03:40.000 Yeah.
00:03:43.000 Like those horns, the horns with their all-white British guys.
00:03:47.000 Is this going okay?
00:03:49.000 Turn it up.
00:03:49.000 We used to work on the underground, but working on the underground.
00:03:55.000 Work in Pandyandagram.
00:03:57.000 I love Lynn.
00:03:58.000 Quasi Johnson.
00:03:59.000 You can listen to him for hours, but his politics, just like our opening song, are kind of annoying.
00:04:04.000 That's the way it goes, though.
00:04:05.000 These musicians.
00:04:06.000 There was another song by a band called the Ruthless Rap Assassins.
00:04:13.000 And it's something like Nightmare.
00:04:16.000 It's really hard to find.
00:04:18.000 And it's about moving from Jamaica to England and how much it sucks.
00:04:23.000 And how they thought they were living a dream.
00:04:25.000 And it wasn't a dream.
00:04:27.000 Yeah, and it wasn't a dream.
00:04:28.000 It was a nightmare.
00:04:31.000 Fucking England.
00:04:33.000 Have you been to Jamaica?
00:04:34.000 It's just cinder blocks and rebar and garbage on the streets.
00:04:38.000 And poopoo.
00:04:39.000 They eat the poopo.
00:04:40.000 Even within the dream.
00:04:42.000 Yeah, this is it.
00:04:43.000 Yeah.
00:04:45.000 That's getting old.
00:04:47.000 They've been here for 30 years, but still ain't seen no streets so cold.
00:04:49.000 There's no streets of gold in Britain.
00:04:54.000 She would build her own house, but she would raise no kids.
00:04:57.000 Just pause.
00:04:59.000 Did your stupid immigrant mom also was she also so naive that she thought her son would become a successful artist and have a song in the pop charts?
00:05:07.000 Wow.
00:05:08.000 Great point.
00:05:10.000 Dancing away in this awesome studio as England claps and he's like, boy, my dumb, naive mom thought that it was going to be great here.
00:05:18.000 Yeah, and he's got 30,000 views as of 2020.
00:05:22.000 Still going strong, this man.
00:05:24.000 How's it going?
00:05:30.000 I met the girl who says, ah, yeah.
00:05:34.000 She's old now.
00:05:36.000 Oh, you met the girl in the song.
00:05:41.000 Did you recognize her or how'd that happen?
00:05:43.000 We were talking about Withless Rap Assassins.
00:05:45.000 And she was like, I was the chick.
00:05:46.000 And someone had said, I know the chick, and then I met her.
00:05:51.000 You're okay in the jungle, you'll be finding the sport.
00:05:56.000 That's not true.
00:05:58.000 You're coming from Jamaica.
00:06:08.000 And then she says, he just said there were signs that said, no Irish, no blacks.
00:06:14.000 I read a great article a long time ago about how that's a myth.
00:06:18.000 It was a sign that happened in one part of Britain, a seaside town, I believe.
00:06:24.000 And there was a lot of workers who were coming in, black and Irish workers, to, I don't know, build this thing.
00:06:31.000 And what's that say?
00:06:33.000 No proof how the infamous no Irish, no blacks, no dog signs may have never existed.
00:06:38.000 Yeah.
00:06:38.000 And I think what happened was that picture is one particular house where these Irish construction workers and black construction workers were coming in and just trashing the joint and getting super shit faced.
00:06:48.000 So some old lady just said, I don't want these tenants anymore.
00:06:53.000 They party too hard.
00:06:55.000 They're too rough.
00:06:55.000 And then that has evolved over time to be like...
00:07:04.000 Yeah.
00:07:05.000 Yeah.
00:07:08.000 I'm wearing my Father McGivney pin.
00:07:10.000 Father McGivney, of course, started the Knights of Columbus, speaking of the Irish.
00:07:14.000 I think it was in New England.
00:07:17.000 Michael Joseph McGivney.
00:07:17.000 What was his name?
00:07:20.000 And I think the Irish were just getting into fights.
00:07:23.000 And they were fighting cops and then getting killed.
00:07:27.000 And then the woman had no money.
00:07:28.000 So we started a fund for these widows.
00:07:31.000 And then that became the largest insurance company in the world.
00:07:33.000 Great group of guys.
00:07:34.000 I've missed the last two meetings, unfortunately.
00:07:39.000 I'm going to talk to Ron Coleman today.
00:07:41.000 There he is.
00:07:42.000 Tap it a marinin there, McGavney.
00:07:46.000 I'm going to talk to Ron Coleman today about these anti-Semitic attacks because he is our resident expert on all things Semitic.
00:07:52.000 And we'll see if any of the black allegations or the blallegations, as they're called, have any truth to them.
00:08:02.000 I mean, there's just straight up anti-Semitism that's totally irrational.
00:08:06.000 And then there's just brats hitting Hasidic Jews in the head because they're fatherless cunts.
00:08:11.000 And then there's the ones who have an argument.
00:08:14.000 I'm not saying it's a justified argument, but it's an argument.
00:08:17.000 And their point is like, Jews come into this neighborhood, they're going to take over, they'll take over the whole structure, and then we won't be allowed in our neighborhood and we'll be homeless.
00:08:25.000 That's like what they're saying in Crown Heights.
00:08:30.000 But before we get to that, I've got a lot of gossip.
00:08:35.000 Like a lot of Project Veritas had some spies in the Bernie Sanders campaign, and it turns out they all fucking hate us.
00:08:54.000 I don't want to trivialize any of James's work.
00:08:57.000 I think he's a treasure, a Western treasure, not even an American treasure.
00:09:02.000 He's a Western treasure.
00:09:04.000 But I was not remotely surprised by any of this talk.
00:09:10.000 So do you want to show it?
00:09:15.000 You missed the beginning.
00:09:17.000 So if Trump gets re-elected, what?
00:09:19.000 Fing cities burn.
00:09:25.000 Do you think that some of these, like, mega people could even be re-educated?
00:09:34.000 I mean, we gotta try.
00:09:36.000 I mean, like, so, like, in Nazi Germany, after the fall of the Nazi party, there was a shit ton of the populace that was fucking Nazified.
00:09:48.000 If you're watching this show, you become fucking Nazified.
00:09:51.000 Probably eat Nazi fried chicken.
00:09:54.000 Nazification.
00:09:56.000 Ah, I feel like I've just been Nazified.
00:09:59.000 That's my favorite disturbed song.
00:10:01.000 Nights.
00:10:02.000 Nazified.
00:10:03.000 Nazified.
00:10:04.000 You're a real intellectual.
00:10:07.000 You know what Bernie bros tend to be?
00:10:10.000 Fucking shit-talking nerds who have never been in a fight.
00:10:13.000 Uh-oh.
00:10:15.000 There we go.
00:10:16.000 Can you just manually focus on me so I get to be in my little spot?
00:10:20.000 Keep playing?
00:10:21.000 Sure.
00:10:22.000 I had gulags, right?
00:10:24.000 And actually, gulags were a lot better than what the CIA has told us that they were.
00:10:30.000 Like, people were actually paid a living wage in gulags.
00:10:34.000 They had constable visits in gulags.
00:10:36.000 Gulags were actually meant for re-education.
00:10:39.000 The greatest way to break a fucking billionaire of their privilege and their idea that they're superior.
00:10:45.000 Go and break rocks.
00:10:48.000 You're now a working class person and you're gonna f***ing learn what that means.
00:10:51.000 Right?
00:10:52.000 Learning doesn't give the nomination.
00:10:53.000 And it goes to the second round and like the green C-convincing.
00:10:56.000 F***ing go off.
00:10:59.000 It's just shit talkers who can't fight.
00:11:01.000 All of these guys.
00:11:03.000 They say fuck way too much to so angry and weird.
00:11:06.000 Oh, fucking, yeah.
00:11:06.000 Cities are going to fucking burn.
00:11:08.000 A lot of people.
00:11:09.000 You know, gulags.
00:11:10.000 Actually, you know what's funny?
00:11:12.000 And we'll talk about cancel culture in a second.
00:11:15.000 Gulags are kind of better than what we go through now.
00:11:19.000 Like, Louis C.K.'s daughters will be 50, and they'll be known as the daughters of the guy who jerked off.
00:11:27.000 He's ruined.
00:11:28.000 His career is ruined.
00:11:30.000 His reputation is ruined forever.
00:11:32.000 And so are his kids because he's been canceled.
00:11:35.000 The mob decided he was a bad man.
00:11:38.000 In gulags, you'd go away, be punished, break rocks.
00:11:42.000 Then you could come back and be a functioning member of society.
00:11:44.000 Like, if it was a gulag, then Laura Loomer would be back on Twitter now and back on Instagram.
00:11:50.000 She will have paid her dues.
00:11:53.000 Like, if they'd said to me, we won't fire you from everything, we won't cancel you, we won't ban you, we won't put your family in jeopardy if you go break rocks for a month.
00:12:03.000 I think I might have broken some rocks.
00:12:07.000 I mean, I wouldn't want to support a Stalinist totalitarian state by complying, but I don't know.
00:12:15.000 This cancel culture shit is so bad that it's approaching communist levels.
00:12:23.000 Oh, I forgot to number the damn links again.
00:12:26.000 I'll figure it out.
00:12:28.000 This is interesting stuff about the gulags.
00:12:32.000 Largest number of gulag prisoners was January 1950.
00:12:36.000 2 million.
00:12:37.000 Ah, 77% of them were ordinary criminals, post-war bandits.
00:12:42.000 We know what gulags are, Ryan.
00:12:42.000 Okay.
00:12:44.000 Thank you.
00:12:46.000 I've been meaning to get to this story for a while.
00:12:49.000 There's a bar in Michigan that was allowing Proud Boy meetups.
00:12:55.000 And that's just a bunch of guys drinking beer.
00:12:56.000 The funny thing about that Bernie Sanders thing you just saw is that's what they think Proud boys happens at Proud Boys meetups.
00:13:02.000 They sit there with their sinister plans, planning race wars.
00:13:05.000 I guess the black guys and the Asian guys just sit in the corner for that part.
00:13:09.000 And they don't.
00:13:12.000 They just sit and drink beer and tell fart jokes.
00:13:14.000 Meanwhile, the left, the ones throwing their stones from their glasshouse, they are actually talking about burning cities and gulags and re-education camps and all of this sinister Stalinist communist fucking bullshit.
00:13:27.000 They want to kill you.
00:13:29.000 They want to denazify you.
00:13:32.000 They want to control your mind.
00:13:33.000 Anyway, so there's this bar in Michigan and Antifa finds out about it.
00:13:40.000 So they show up there and they don't do anything because they realize that they'll lose in a fight with these guys.
00:13:48.000 So they just take pictures of them and stiff the waitress on her tab, 76 bucks, they write on the tab, fuck Proud Boys.
00:13:54.000 I think I forwarded you an email about this, didn't I?
00:13:58.000 Maybe that was yesterday.
00:14:00.000 Gotcha.
00:14:00.000 Uh-huh.
00:14:01.000 And these guys tip really well.
00:14:03.000 And so the bar owner is like, what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
00:14:06.000 Because, oh no, sorry, it gets worse.
00:14:08.000 So Antifa go in there.
00:14:09.000 They don't do anything, but then they call the city.
00:14:13.000 Hey, there's a hate group.
00:14:14.000 There it goes.
00:14:15.000 That's.
00:14:16.000 There's a hate group at this restaurant.
00:14:19.000 So guess what the city does?
00:14:21.000 The city goes, oh, okay, we'll go handle it.
00:14:26.000 So check out this link.
00:14:28.000 This guy, the mayor, Mayor Michael Webb, and go down, Mayor Pro Term Alyssa Song.
00:14:37.000 The city council members, I don't know exactly which ones.
00:14:41.000 We're still fleshing out the story.
00:14:42.000 But basically, the top brass at this town, I think it's called Hazel Park, contacted the bar owner and told him that they would pull his liquor license if he allowed these guys to have their meetups there or allow them at all.
00:14:58.000 He said, what if they just come here as citizens and it's like taking their mom out for lunch?
00:15:02.000 No, you will lose your license.
00:15:05.000 And check out the guy who did it.
00:15:07.000 Did you have the link of him?
00:15:09.000 Facebook?
00:15:10.000 Dude has a cop killer head tattoo.
00:15:12.000 So this is the guy from Antifa who called the city.
00:15:16.000 Yeah, look at that picture.
00:15:17.000 You're on it.
00:15:18.000 Check out his fucking tattoo.
00:15:20.000 Is that a hog?
00:15:21.000 That's a pig, like a cop, with a rifle sight on him.
00:15:25.000 Kill pigs.
00:15:26.000 Kill cops.
00:15:27.000 Seems like he's kind of dedicated to the whole killing cops thing.
00:15:29.000 And by the way, if you were to use that rifle sight, don't you kill him?
00:15:33.000 Oh, yeah.
00:15:34.000 Yeah, it's on his side.
00:15:35.000 That's like kill me.
00:15:37.000 If it's going to kill a cop, fine, but just you can kill me if it hurts cops.
00:15:41.000 He's got double gauges in his ear.
00:15:43.000 Holy shit.
00:15:44.000 I've never seen it.
00:15:45.000 So here's what's crazy about this story.
00:15:47.000 Antifa used to do the bidding of the DNC.
00:15:50.000 Now the DNC does the bidding of Antifa.
00:15:53.000 So city councilmen are listening to this fucking bonehead.
00:15:58.000 And you know what else is even crazier?
00:16:00.000 These guys are skinheads, right?
00:16:02.000 Like sharps, anti-racist skinheads.
00:16:04.000 The biggest thing that these guys have to contend with as far as their perception is everyone thinks they're Nazis and they're not.
00:16:09.000 So they're always like, no, no, no, it's Jamaican, it's Ska, it's Lytton Kwazy Johnson, Inglan is a bitch.
00:16:15.000 And they go, that's enough pictures of him.
00:16:20.000 And then they do the exact same thing to Proud Boys.
00:16:22.000 And they go up and go, you guys are fucking Nazis, multiracial Jewish Nazis.
00:16:29.000 So I've got a lot of people on this because I think, I don't know if you're as shocked as I am by the whole thing, but when liquor licenses are pulled because of clientele, we've reached a new layer of cancel culture.
00:16:43.000 This is getting fucking insane.
00:16:47.000 Isn't it?
00:16:48.000 I mean, Laura Loomer's banned from Uber.
00:16:51.000 She can't take an Uber.
00:16:53.000 Well, hold on, Gavin.
00:16:54.000 She did say some racist shit.
00:16:56.000 No.
00:16:57.000 The reason that she was, she said, I don't want a Muslim driving my Uber is because she had been attacked.
00:17:04.000 She was in a car with a Jewish friend.
00:17:06.000 They were talking about some Jewish holiday, like Rosh Hashanah or something.
00:17:10.000 I don't even know if that's a Jewish holiday.
00:17:12.000 And he realized they were Jewish and he stopped the car and kicked them out.
00:17:17.000 So she goes, I don't want that to happen again.
00:17:19.000 Anyway, so now we have bars having their liquor licenses revoked.
00:17:23.000 Transportation can't be used.
00:17:26.000 I can't rent a house.
00:17:27.000 I can't send my kids to a private school.
00:17:30.000 Debanking?
00:17:31.000 Debanking?
00:17:33.000 Cell phone service is next.
00:17:35.000 I predict it.
00:17:37.000 Yeah.
00:17:37.000 Verizon is a hateful thing.
00:17:39.000 Oh, we have planes.
00:17:40.000 Delta won't take ice if they're transporting an illegal.
00:17:46.000 But just like someone with a gigantic head tattoo of a pig is deciding who gets their liquor license.
00:17:54.000 This is a new level of clown world.
00:17:56.000 But according to Tim Poole, this is 2-4, cancel culture is over.
00:18:02.000 That's not a thing.
00:18:04.000 So none of these stories you hear are correct.
00:18:07.000 And his proof?
00:18:09.000 Well, J.K. Rowling said that there's only two genders and she's still alive and Ricky Gervais was able to do the Golden Globes.
00:18:19.000 And offensive, then perhaps you should be criticized for it.
00:18:23.000 But the problem with woke outrage cancel culture is that they don't criticize you like Natalie Wynne is saying.
00:18:29.000 They just target you and try to destroy your career and your business endeavors, like they did with Ricky Gervais.
00:18:36.000 And interestingly enough, now, Vox is still writing about it, but Ricky Gervais just don't care.
00:18:42.000 How to tell you?
00:18:43.000 Yeah, this is not proof cancel culture's over, Tim.
00:18:47.000 These people are fucking, I don't know, 100 millionaires?
00:18:50.000 Is J.K. Rowling, she's probably not a billionaire.
00:18:52.000 They're cultural icons.
00:18:56.000 She's 100 million strong.
00:18:57.000 I'm sure Ricky is in the same ballpark.
00:19:00.000 And he's totally untouchable.
00:19:02.000 He could do any TV or movie project he wants, or he could do a stand-up tour and it would sell out.
00:19:09.000 That doesn't mean cancel culture is over.
00:19:13.000 There's no such thing as violence.
00:19:15.000 I punched Superman in the face and he didn't get a black eye.
00:19:17.000 J.K. Rowling, net worth $1 billion.
00:19:20.000 Holy doodles.
00:19:22.000 Holy shit.
00:19:23.000 Damn.
00:19:25.000 And then 2.5, the folks over at Time agree.
00:19:30.000 And they have an affirmative action hire there who makes sure she mentions that she's a black Muslim in pretty much every article.
00:19:37.000 And she says it's not real.
00:19:38.000 I'm a black Muslim woman, and because of social media, marginalized people like myself can express ourselves in a way that was not possible before.
00:19:45.000 What?
00:19:46.000 So earlier, black Muslims weren't allowed on Twitter?
00:19:50.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:19:51.000 They didn't allow blacks on Facebook when, in the 1930s?
00:19:56.000 That means racists, sexists, and bigoted behavior or remarks don't fly like they used to.
00:20:01.000 There's typos all over this, by the way.
00:20:03.000 Racist needs a comma.
00:20:05.000 Sexist at Oxford comma.
00:20:07.000 This applies to not only wealthy people or industry leaders, but anyone whose privilege has historically shielded them from public scrutiny.
00:20:14.000 When was that?
00:20:16.000 When were people shielded from public scrutiny?
00:20:20.000 Well, there was the Clintons.
00:20:23.000 Dinesh D'Souza was basically jailed for criticizing Bill Clinton.
00:20:29.000 Sorry, Obama.
00:20:31.000 Because they can't handle this culture shift.
00:20:32.000 They rely on phrases like cancel culture to delegitimize the criticism.
00:20:38.000 So then she goes on to talk about Louis C.K. and how he admitted to masturbating female communities.
00:20:44.000 That's the example I just used.
00:20:45.000 Louis C.K. is a perfect example of cancel culture.
00:20:49.000 He lost $35 million.
00:20:52.000 His daughter's legacy is ruined.
00:20:55.000 They'll be known as those kids.
00:20:57.000 And he couldn't walk down the street for like five years.
00:21:01.000 Way worse than a gulag.
00:21:04.000 Hey, Louie, what if we don't ruin your life with this bullshit masturbating thing that you did consensually and you go break rocks for three weeks?
00:21:14.000 Or $35 million, can't appear anywhere.
00:21:17.000 And yeah, you can still sell out shows.
00:21:20.000 That doesn't mean cancel culture is over.
00:21:22.000 Isn't that mental?
00:21:25.000 Fucking stupid bitch.
00:21:29.000 When he showed up at, oh, and then she says Harvey Weinstein isn't canceled.
00:21:34.000 Because when he showed up at a young artist event in October, a comedian who called him out in her set was booed.
00:21:40.000 And two women who confronted him were asked to leave.
00:21:43.000 Ergo, he's not canceled.
00:21:46.000 So if you're not in the stocks with people whipping fruit at you, then you're not canceled.
00:21:52.000 What?
00:21:53.000 Do you want us dead?
00:21:54.000 This is sounding like those Bernie bros where they have to be denazified and send us to fucking gulags and teach us.
00:22:03.000 Let me tell you something about socialism.
00:22:06.000 It's exactly like Islam in that it's insatiable.
00:22:09.000 They're never happy.
00:22:11.000 Stalin was never satisfied.
00:22:13.000 He killed 30 million people, but still some fuckers are really pissing me off.
00:22:18.000 Same with Hitler, National Socialist.
00:22:21.000 Anyway, speaking of cancel culture, yeah, that's the woman who tells us that Lucy K's had a great time.
00:22:30.000 And again, she's an immigrant.
00:22:31.000 An immigrant to Canada.
00:22:33.000 Can't wait to shit on us all.
00:22:35.000 Immigrates.
00:22:39.000 By the way, a gig at Time magazine for a freelance writer, that's pretty fucking good.
00:22:44.000 How about a thank you?
00:22:48.000 You know, our favorite model is the plus size Victoria's Secret lingerie model, Ali Tate Cutler.
00:22:56.000 And, you know, just like that England is a bitch and that Nigerian guy we opened the show with, every time there's someone that you like or think is pretty, you're sort of treading on thin ice because you know it's just a matter of time before they say fuck Trump or we need to tax billionaires and we need more social programs, blah, blah, blah, more government, more control, less freedom.
00:23:17.000 And so my girlfriend, Ali Tate, comes on and I go, okay, what the fuck's this going to be about?
00:23:22.000 Let's see.
00:23:24.000 Hi, guys.
00:23:25.000 So I want to talk to you today about something that I feel really passionately about and is something that is so relevant to the day and age that we're living in.
00:23:33.000 And that is cancel culture.
00:23:36.000 Now, this is something that is fascinating to me because it's such a new phenomenon.
00:23:41.000 We didn't have social media for that long, and we're seeing a whole new wave of backlash being seen with the advent of social media.
00:23:51.000 Cancel culture has a really beautiful side.
00:23:54.000 And that side is that we are now able to hold corporations and public figures accountable.
00:24:00.000 Oh, shit.
00:24:01.000 Social media can be like, that was going well.
00:24:04.000 I don't like that you said that.
00:24:05.000 Or I don't like that your company is doing this.
00:24:07.000 And I'm telling you directly so you can change it.
00:24:11.000 That's a really amazing thing.
00:24:13.000 It's given us the power to communicate directly with you.
00:24:18.000 Control your woman, bro.
00:24:19.000 I don't love...
00:24:21.000 Word broken up.
00:24:23.000 She has a wider centipede on her head than Anomaly.
00:24:27.000 No, she doesn't.
00:24:28.000 That bald and ass bitch.
00:24:31.000 Now I see all her flaws.
00:24:32.000 Cancel culture is awesome.
00:24:35.000 Great robot is.
00:24:36.000 It allows us to totally deperson anyone we disagree with and put them on the outskirts of society.
00:24:43.000 And like we did with that Australian gay the other day who was shitting on drag queens, we just harassed him till he killed himself.
00:24:51.000 So canceling people is awesome and ruining lives based on zero evidence is awesome because what it is is, whoops, it's a kangaroo court where we get to define who wins.
00:25:07.000 That's not what she's saying.
00:25:08.000 Oh, wait a minute.
00:25:08.000 Here, it's.
00:25:09.000 You know what?
00:25:09.000 Father McGibney probably just fell off my lapel because he thought I was blaspheming and I was being serious.
00:25:16.000 Dude, it's called sarcasm.
00:25:19.000 I was making fun of Ali Tate Cutler's point.
00:25:22.000 He was around before the times of sarcasm, though.
00:25:24.000 Great priest, great entrepreneur.
00:25:27.000 No sense of heart.
00:25:28.000 Terrible ghost.
00:25:29.000 No sense of Hubert.
00:25:30.000 This is now my least favorite ghost.
00:25:30.000 My least favorite.
00:25:32.000 Your LFG?
00:25:34.000 Dude, but she's saying cancel culture is no longer serving us.
00:25:39.000 Why?
00:25:40.000 No.
00:25:41.000 Anyone else done with cancel culture?
00:25:43.000 I was so inspired to post, but she just said it's a great thing to hold people accountable.
00:25:48.000 Yeah, but obviously there are some people like Harvey Watson to R. Kelly that have committed violations.
00:25:52.000 Others need to be held accountable in serious ways.
00:25:54.000 Yet the majority of cancel culture backlash is towards people is towards people Who have made mistakes in their past or have said things without thinking them through fully, whereas comments have come from a place of ignorance.
00:26:05.000 My biggest wish for 2020 is to see social media culture grow towards one of empathy and compassion, where we allow individuals the time to grow and evolve.
00:26:12.000 Oh, wait a minute.
00:26:13.000 Yeah, I hope she's still around.
00:26:16.000 Redemption culture.
00:26:17.000 No, no, don't do it yet.
00:26:18.000 Don't send the text.
00:26:19.000 Did you send the text?
00:26:20.000 No.
00:26:21.000 Because she wants redemption culture and she feels it's the next step to a more loving world.
00:26:26.000 What?
00:26:27.000 Yeah, redemption culture.
00:26:29.000 What the fuck is redemption culture?
00:26:30.000 So you get to call me a Nazi and then I have to jump through hoops to prove I'm not?
00:26:34.000 Yeah, a gulag of sorts.
00:26:35.000 That's the same thing as cancel culture.
00:26:37.000 Yeah, it will.
00:26:38.000 That's like shooting at your feet and saying dance, bitch.
00:26:41.000 Okay, well, let's go back to what she's saying then, like the audio.
00:26:44.000 Okay.
00:26:44.000 The video.
00:26:46.000 I'm confused.
00:26:47.000 Someone says something that gets backlash.
00:26:49.000 It sweeps over social media and people are so quick to jump on board and be like, this person's shit and this person's shit.
00:26:56.000 We need to realize that this is coming out of a space of reacting instead of responding, first and foremost.
00:27:04.000 Secondly, we need to realize that a lot of people are saying things when they're hurtful because they are hurt themselves.
00:27:13.000 The expression, hurt people, hurt people, is a real thing.
00:27:16.000 When we are going through periods of fear, anxiety, sadness.
00:27:21.000 I love how she's an expert because she's pretty.
00:27:24.000 Hey, you want to find out about culture?
00:27:26.000 Talk to some chick who's hot.
00:27:27.000 Well, she does have periods, so she talked about...
00:27:31.000 So I guess she's in her good books.
00:27:32.000 But the reason I bring all of this up, too, is...
00:27:38.000 Vince Vaughn has sinned.
00:27:42.000 And there's been speculation that he might be canceled because he did something so horrific, you're not going to believe it.
00:27:49.000 This is worse than Ellen DeGeneres sitting with George W. Bush.
00:27:55.000 Vince Vaughan spoke to Donald Trump.
00:27:59.000 Father, stay on my lapel.
00:28:01.000 Again, sarcasm.
00:28:04.000 Oh my God, he shook the president's hand.
00:28:08.000 And that says low-ziger.
00:28:10.000 Yeah.
00:28:11.000 Look at that.
00:28:12.000 Look, watch.
00:28:12.000 Low-key Zeke.
00:28:14.000 Yeah.
00:28:18.000 Where's Kyle?
00:28:19.000 That's a high Zyle.
00:28:21.000 Oh, my God.
00:28:22.000 He's Zeke Hiland.
00:28:23.000 You want to know a secret?
00:28:23.000 Damn.
00:28:25.000 I know people who know people in the Hollywood scene, and the left is right to be outraged.
00:28:33.000 He's one of us.
00:28:37.000 Yep, he's another Brad Easton Ellis.
00:28:39.000 He's a Tim Allen.
00:28:40.000 Yeah.
00:28:41.000 Oh!
00:28:42.000 That reminds me.
00:28:43.000 Yesterday's show.
00:28:45.000 I want to do a new segment called Theories, where I come up, I just postulate my theories, and we won't do it yet.
00:28:52.000 We won't green screen it or anything, but I want to tell you a theory I had about Tim Allen.
00:28:57.000 You ready for this?
00:28:59.000 What if he's not conservative?
00:29:01.000 Go on.
00:29:02.000 Tupac was a Fae dance guy.
00:29:06.000 He was into dance and theater.
00:29:08.000 He wasn't gay like sucking dicks, but he was a typical drama club kid.
00:29:12.000 Hey, everyone.
00:29:13.000 Hey, you know, you guys are dancing really well, but I want more spirit.
00:29:16.000 I want more passion.
00:29:18.000 And then he played a thug in the movie Juice.
00:29:21.000 After that, from that day forward, people go, you were really cool now.
00:29:24.000 I like you as a thug.
00:29:25.000 And he's like, I'm a thug, motherfucker.
00:29:27.000 I'm a psycho.
00:29:29.000 I'll fucking shoot up this whole place with the guns that I, that I have that I fucking cock them.
00:29:36.000 Cock my guns.
00:29:38.000 Okay.
00:29:42.000 Okay.
00:29:44.000 So the same could have happened to Tim Allen.
00:29:47.000 He's a drama club kid, right?
00:29:51.000 That kind of kills my theory.
00:29:52.000 But anyway, he was a drama club kid, and he does a show, Home Improvement.
00:29:59.000 It's a huge hit, and on the show, he's a blue-collar guy.
00:30:03.000 Then that starts getting him his blue-collar audience.
00:30:06.000 Then it starts getting other blue-collar gigs.
00:30:08.000 He's got a Santa gig.
00:30:09.000 He's really affable and well-liked by the flyover states and the Rust Belt, Middle America, and Christians.
00:30:16.000 And he goes, this is good for business.
00:30:19.000 So he could secretly be a conservative, I mean a liberal, but just go, all right, I'm going to be a conservative guy because it's paying the bills.
00:30:28.000 And drama club people, their very nature is they can just pivot on a dime and be anyone you want them to be.
00:30:34.000 So this is just a crazy made-up theory.
00:30:36.000 I have no evidence, and you can look into it more too.
00:30:40.000 But I want you to consider the possibility that he's a fraud.
00:30:45.000 Well, in 1990, the year before Home Improvement aired, he came out with Men or Pigs.
00:30:50.000 So that could be...
00:30:53.000 He's postulating where the humor is in that, though.
00:30:59.000 Well, it says it's Rewires America and Men Are Pigs.
00:31:03.000 Oops.
00:31:05.000 Yeah, that doesn't tell me anything.
00:31:07.000 Like, he could be saying men are pigs and it's awesome.
00:31:09.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:09.000 Or he could be saying men are pigs and it's terrible.
00:31:11.000 Right, right.
00:31:12.000 I'll look into it.
00:31:13.000 Something to consider.
00:31:14.000 So anyway, Vince Vaughn dared to shake the president's hand.
00:31:17.000 What?
00:31:17.000 That's news?
00:31:19.000 And then this guy, Siraj, started saying, I think he might get canceled because of this.
00:31:24.000 And then the right, Fox News, ran with that and said, they're trying to cancel him.
00:31:29.000 David Arrow of Fox News is painting me as a far left saying, I'm calling for Vince Vaughn to be canceled.
00:31:34.000 It was a prediction, not a call for him to be canceled.
00:31:37.000 Cancel culture is dumb as fuck.
00:31:41.000 So he's with us.
00:31:43.000 By the way, speaking of canceled, Antonio Brown appears to be one of the biggest shitheads in the history of sports.
00:31:53.000 There's a video came out.
00:31:54.000 This won't get him canceled.
00:31:56.000 If you're black and in the NFL, you can literally get away with murder.
00:32:01.000 But check out the way he talks to cops.
00:32:03.000 I think his ex came to his house and tried to get his Bentley, but she didn't have the keys.
00:32:10.000 And then he said, get the fuck out of here.
00:32:12.000 And they had to take her away.
00:32:14.000 But he hates the cops, too.
00:32:16.000 I don't understand what's going on here.
00:32:18.000 Listen to the way he talks to cops.
00:32:22.000 She blocked at the gate.
00:32:23.000 You're going to continue to bring her over here every day.
00:32:26.000 This is your second day over here.
00:32:30.000 She blocked at the gate.
00:32:32.000 This is the second time these people was here.
00:32:36.000 Just a blanket out there.
00:32:40.000 No, they don't want the curses blanked out.
00:32:43.000 So, what about my cursor?
00:32:45.000 I want to see the uncensored, right?
00:32:47.000 Ah, shit.
00:32:48.000 The one I saw was uncensored.
00:32:49.000 But he's just like, he just says, get the fuck out of here, fucking pigs, fucking cops.
00:32:54.000 Fuck you, motherfuckers, you bitch, you little bitch.
00:32:58.000 I'll fuck you up, you bitch.
00:32:59.000 Fuck you, pig.
00:33:01.000 Fuck you.
00:33:02.000 Again and again and again, it goes on and on and on.
00:33:06.000 It's brutal.
00:33:09.000 This is probably gonna be.
00:33:10.000 Ain't no freedom for the real, man.
00:33:12.000 Jump ahead.
00:33:17.000 No, jump more ahead.
00:33:19.000 So you said, I'm out of here.
00:33:21.000 Keep letting her in.
00:33:22.000 You keep bringing her in.
00:33:24.000 This isn't it.
00:33:25.000 It's another video you gotta find.
00:33:28.000 Yeah, yeah, get the fuck out of here.
00:33:30.000 Check out Reddit Public Freakouts and just type in Antonio Brown.
00:33:33.000 Anyway, I looked into him.
00:33:35.000 I never heard of him before.
00:33:36.000 And when I saw the video and the way he was talking to cops, I assumed it was an athlete's brother.
00:33:41.000 I thought, oh, there's probably some pro athlete.
00:33:43.000 And he bought his brother a house.
00:33:45.000 And his brother's some 14-year-old shithead, spoiled thug rat who talks to cops like they're human garbage because he's trash.
00:33:55.000 I think it's called Antonio Brown's Having a Bad Day.
00:33:58.000 Okay.
00:34:00.000 One was deleted so far.
00:34:02.000 Poops.
00:34:05.000 But no, it's an athlete who's had a storied career.
00:34:08.000 I don't know anything about football, so forgive me if you're not familiar with him.
00:34:10.000 Who I got her?
00:34:13.000 Get the fuck out of here, you bitch.
00:34:14.000 Come on, Polo.
00:34:15.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:34:16.000 Fucking police can't have that you fucking bitch ass law.
00:34:19.000 Get the fuck out of here, you fucking pussies.
00:34:21.000 Fucking bitch.
00:34:22.000 There it is.
00:34:23.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:34:24.000 There's a kid there.
00:34:25.000 It's his kid.
00:34:25.000 Get the fuck out of my body.
00:34:26.000 Oh my god.
00:34:27.000 Come on, man.
00:34:28.000 Two kids, fuck out of here.
00:34:30.000 I love you, Poppy.
00:34:31.000 I love you.
00:34:32.000 Going to them bitch ass police.
00:34:33.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:34:34.000 I love you, Poppy.
00:34:35.000 Going to them bitch ass police.
00:34:37.000 Comments are woke as hell.
00:34:38.000 It says, wow, what a great role model.
00:34:40.000 Bro, you used to be cool.
00:34:41.000 You wish you could take me, you bitch ass nigga.
00:34:43.000 Fuck out of here.
00:34:45.000 Yeah, get in the back of the police car, fishbowl.
00:34:48.000 So Vince Vaughn might get canceled for shaking the president's hand.
00:34:50.000 This guy can shit on cops.
00:34:53.000 But it gets worse.
00:34:55.000 So his ex-wife, it might have been there.
00:34:59.000 This is about to get NSFW, by the way, not safe for work.
00:35:03.000 I was reading about this lawsuit filed against him, and this is backed up with texts and stuff.
00:35:09.000 Wherein, so they were watching during their Christian fellowship days.
00:35:16.000 They often read scriptures, prayed, or watched services together during training visits.
00:35:21.000 Okay, so I guess Antonio Brown's a very religious guy, right?
00:35:28.000 They were, unbeknownst to Miss Taylor, while she was focused on the religious video, Brown began masturbating behind her.
00:35:34.000 Before she knew it or understood what was happening, Brown ejaculated on her.
00:35:40.000 And then they show him tweeting like, get over it, bitch.
00:35:43.000 What the fuck?
00:35:44.000 So he was jerking off on her back while she was watching religious videos.
00:35:49.000 That's not consensual.
00:35:50.000 That's not Louis C.K. Why isn't he canceled?
00:35:54.000 He's a sportsman.
00:35:57.000 I jacked my expletive deleted on your back.
00:35:59.000 Slept with you in bed.
00:36:01.000 F your knowledge, B-I-T-C-H.
00:36:03.000 I've been all pro before I even knew you.
00:36:05.000 Hit me up online, bitch, crying.
00:36:06.000 I didn't hit you up.
00:36:07.000 You never left my house since you had hotel.
00:36:10.000 You feel asleep on my couch.
00:36:11.000 F out of here, my baby mama.
00:36:14.000 Trick your dumb A. Blast me.
00:36:16.000 Ryan, swear on this show.
00:36:18.000 Okay.
00:36:19.000 Blast me, you're a failure telling everybody you own a gym.
00:36:21.000 What you done, blast?
00:36:22.000 You don't fucking write my phone, lying, bitch.
00:36:25.000 I thought it was easy to get a come up.
00:36:26.000 Using God alias fake asshole, you trying to make it.
00:36:29.000 No, that's enough.
00:36:30.000 None of that made sense.
00:36:32.000 We live in a racist society in a sense that we have the bigotry of low expectations and we let blacks get away with things because we're embarrassed.
00:36:40.000 We don't want to criticize them.
00:36:42.000 Louis C.K., we can flush down a toilet.
00:36:44.000 He's a bald, ugly Jew.
00:36:46.000 Right.
00:36:46.000 But Antonio Brown, he can get away with rape.
00:36:50.000 Louis C.K. isn't a Jew, to be fair.
00:36:52.000 What?
00:36:53.000 He's Catholic.
00:36:55.000 Yeah.
00:36:56.000 A large part of his show.
00:36:57.000 His mother's a Jew.
00:36:58.000 His large part of the show is being raised Catholic.
00:37:02.000 But his mother is a Jew.
00:37:04.000 I guess he didn't practice.
00:37:05.000 Maybe he wasn't raised by his mom.
00:37:06.000 He's a Jewish Mexican as far as I...
00:37:10.000 No, no, I know.
00:37:10.000 He's Mexican.
00:37:11.000 It's weird.
00:37:12.000 He grew up in Mexico, didn't he?
00:37:13.000 When he was a kid?
00:37:15.000 Anyway, this reminded me of Marshall Lynch.
00:37:18.000 Marshall Lynch.
00:37:19.000 No, it's pronounced Marshall, right?
00:37:21.000 Yeah.
00:37:21.000 He was the guy that we always talked about a couple years ago because he said you've got to run through a motherfucker's face.
00:37:28.000 They said, how do you...
00:37:32.000 And the tweets that he said, the tweets supporting him going, look, he may not be saying it in the most orthodox fashion, but this is actually some very helpful advice.
00:37:43.000 And he did a really good job of explaining to younger players the importance of getting y'all's mentals.
00:37:49.000 Listen to him, Tom.
00:37:51.000 I done been on the other side of retirement, and it's good when you get over there and you can do what the f ⁇ you want to.
00:37:58.000 So I tell y'all right now while y'all in it, take care of y'all bread.
00:38:03.000 So when y'all done, go ahead and take care of yourself.
00:38:06.000 So while y'all at it right now, take care of y'all bodies.
00:38:09.000 You know what I mean?
00:38:09.000 Don't take care of y'all chicken.
00:38:11.000 You feel me?
00:38:12.000 Don't take care of y'all mentals.
00:38:13.000 Because look, we ain't lasting that long.
00:38:15.000 Take care of your chicken?
00:38:16.000 Is that a word for money?
00:38:18.000 Take care of your chicken?
00:38:19.000 I don't know.
00:38:20.000 How much chicken do you have on you?
00:38:22.000 None.
00:38:22.000 I have zero chicken on me.
00:38:24.000 Yeah, because you keep blowing it.
00:38:25.000 This guy, by the way, folks at home, just gave a bum 10 bucks.
00:38:28.000 Yeah.
00:38:29.000 What?
00:38:29.000 We're in New York City.
00:38:30.000 The guy's like, hey, man, I haven't eaten in two days.
00:38:33.000 Okay, here.
00:38:34.000 I'm good for one.
00:38:35.000 This is after he just bought Calvin Klein socks and a $200 handbag, a coach handbag.
00:38:41.000 He bought a purse.
00:38:42.000 It's not a purse.
00:38:44.000 What is it?
00:38:44.000 Milo liked it.
00:38:45.000 A gay man.
00:38:46.000 Oh, a gay man liked it.
00:38:47.000 Sorry.
00:38:47.000 You mean the gay man who carries a purse everywhere he goes?
00:38:50.000 He has bags.
00:38:51.000 It's a soft leather coach purse.
00:38:53.000 Supple.
00:38:53.000 Very supple.
00:38:54.000 $200.
00:38:55.000 Yes.
00:38:55.000 He's $12,000 in debt.
00:38:58.000 Literally throwing money away.
00:39:00.000 Anyway, go back to Marshall.
00:39:02.000 I could use this guy's advice.
00:39:04.000 Yeah, you need to get your chickens in order.
00:39:06.000 They're no longer here no more.
00:39:07.000 Take care of your chickens, Ryan.
00:39:08.000 So, I mean, you feel me?
00:39:09.000 They no longer here no more.
00:39:10.000 They no longer.
00:39:11.000 So I mean, before you start, I had a couple of players that I played with that.
00:39:15.000 You know what I mean?
00:39:15.000 They no longer here no more.
00:39:17.000 They no longer.
00:39:18.000 So, I mean, you feel me?
00:39:19.000 Start taking care of y'all mantles, y'all bodies, and y'all chicken for when y'all, you know, ready to walk away.
00:39:26.000 Walk away.
00:39:27.000 All right, let's do what you want to do.
00:39:29.000 Let's see what put him on the map when he said he run through a motherfucking space.
00:39:33.000 That's 37.
00:39:34.000 And they also tried to intellectualize this.
00:39:38.000 Are you using a metaphor, right?
00:39:40.000 So they asked him what his secret is to tackling guys.
00:39:43.000 And he said, and he explains, well, it's beast mode.
00:39:46.000 And what's beast mode?
00:39:46.000 Running through a motherfucking space.
00:39:48.000 Look at his mug.
00:39:50.000 That's when it just clicked in my mind that if you just run through somebody's face, a lot of people ain't going to be able to take that over and over and over and over.
00:39:59.000 Over and over.
00:40:00.000 Over and over.
00:40:01.000 Over and over and over.
00:40:02.000 And over and over.
00:40:04.000 And over and over and over.
00:40:06.000 He's a comedian.
00:40:07.000 Over again.
00:40:08.000 He's just not going to want that.
00:40:10.000 Think there's a deeper metaphor there?
00:40:12.000 Run through a motherfucker face.
00:40:16.000 Then you don't have to worry about them no more.
00:40:20.000 You think there's a deeper metaphor there?
00:40:22.000 Yeah.
00:40:23.000 No.
00:40:24.000 Run through a motherfucker's face and you don't have to deal with them no more.
00:40:27.000 Mayhaps you didn't hear me correctly.
00:40:30.000 I'm talking chickens, bitch.
00:40:32.000 Run through a motherfucker's face again and again and again, over and over and over and over and over.
00:40:37.000 Then take a breath.
00:40:38.000 And over and over.
00:40:40.000 That's comedic.
00:40:41.000 So we're living with the bigotry of low expectations.
00:40:44.000 You can cancel rich white dudes.
00:40:46.000 You can't cancel black guys, no matter what.
00:40:48.000 And I'd like to prove that by checking out Racism.
00:40:54.000 Wrong I've got to be strong, strong like mom, strong like remember those days when you used to sleeping Fuck black people.
00:41:08.000 Fuck white people.
00:41:10.000 How do those two play out on Twitter?
00:41:12.000 Twitter represents a certain mindset.
00:41:15.000 It doesn't represent all Americans.
00:41:17.000 It tends to skew left.
00:41:19.000 It tends to skew young.
00:41:21.000 It tends to skew stupid, especially since they've kicked all of the conservatives off, especially now that I'm not on it.
00:41:28.000 But I think it's funny to sometimes take these little litmus tests, these random phrases, and see how they play out.
00:41:33.000 Because I'm told that we're in a racism crisis right now.
00:41:38.000 The hate is at an all-time high.
00:41:40.000 So let's check it out because I have a sneaking suspicion you're going to see a lot more anti-white racism than anti-black racism.
00:41:46.000 And the problem with that is if you start throwing people in jail for hate crimes, I think you're going to find you're throwing a lot of black people in jail.
00:41:54.000 And the fantasy that every white person is a Klansman, this leftist dream with their hate has no home here signs, is actually not true.
00:42:04.000 And I think we're starting to learn that with this anti-Semitism coming from black New Yorkers in Crown Heights and Williamsburg and even Jersey.
00:42:15.000 Anyway, so put into Twitter, fuck white people.
00:42:20.000 Russians are white because they have no Eurocentric beauty standards.
00:42:25.000 What?
00:42:26.000 What?
00:42:27.000 They're pale as fuck.
00:42:28.000 And as a Russian person is on equal footing with the rest of white people in the West, they cannot be whitewashed and they cannot be appropriated.
00:42:36.000 You better be joking.
00:42:38.000 And then he's responding to, now let's wait and see.
00:42:41.000 Although Wanda and what?
00:42:45.000 Now let's see, all the Wanda Antis who hate her because she's whitewashed.
00:42:50.000 I don't know what the hell anyone's talking about here.
00:42:53.000 So let's skip that one.
00:42:54.000 Fuck racism.
00:42:55.000 My mom calls black people?
00:43:01.000 Meaning one of us because we're all equally obsessed by white people.
00:43:04.000 That's exactly how people of color should look at the world.
00:43:07.000 We are all one.
00:43:08.000 And then she's referring to a black woman who's saying, get this packy off my screen.
00:43:13.000 How did this come up with fuck white people?
00:43:15.000 The only enemy is the white people.
00:43:20.000 Oh, the only enemy.
00:43:20.000 But isn't that funny that fuck white people isn't here?
00:43:23.000 Oh, so when you do a certain, oh, you didn't put it in quotes.
00:43:27.000 Yeah, you got to put it in quotes, genie ars.
00:43:31.000 Boy, you're good at your job.
00:43:35.000 Okay, so we got a guy.
00:43:38.000 He sent an accordion video to someone, and the takeaway from this white guy is fuck white people.
00:43:43.000 Because accordions are stupid and corny and not cool.
00:43:46.000 You don't look like Questlove when you play an accordion.
00:43:49.000 You're telling me this racist fuck got paid for his suffering.
00:43:51.000 Fuck white people.
00:43:52.000 This is, of course, the Covington Catholic schoolboy who was awarded by CNN.
00:43:57.000 CNN called him a Nazi, called him a racist, said he was antagonizing an American Indian vet.
00:44:03.000 He got death threats.
00:44:04.000 The school got death threats.
00:44:06.000 They were threatening to shoot up the school all because of CNN's lies about what happened that day.
00:44:12.000 And they had to pay him a lot of money.
00:44:14.000 But the left hates it because it's a MAGA guy, a guy in a red hat, who got a settlement and he got money.
00:44:20.000 So that becomes, fuck white people.
00:44:24.000 Oh, this one's good.
00:44:26.000 My white boss shared my white co-worker's shitty redesign of my graphic.
00:44:30.000 And so the takeaway is, let's smash white people in the head with those things that scoop up garbage.
00:44:35.000 Look how bad she nails him.
00:44:37.000 He doesn't do anything.
00:44:38.000 This, by the way, isn't an act.
00:44:39.000 She's using this as an example of what we should be doing.
00:44:44.000 This is like fucking.
00:44:45.000 You're supposed to see that and go, yeah, get him.
00:44:49.000 What the actual fuck?
00:44:51.000 White people are really a disease.
00:44:54.000 And then they show a joke video where this guy is saying to these Asians that they are from a long way from home.
00:45:02.000 Like, did you not notice that this is filmed perfect?
00:45:05.000 All right, next.
00:45:06.000 We're getting the idea here, though, right?
00:45:09.000 Me going to Twitter to see three separate posts saying, fuck white people.
00:45:13.000 Okay, and he's in pain.
00:45:14.000 He's a little lug.
00:45:16.000 Fuck white people because Parasite didn't do as well as it should have.
00:45:19.000 Okay.
00:45:21.000 That's my fault.
00:45:22.000 It's a foreign film.
00:45:25.000 It's all this shit make niggas say fuck white people.
00:45:30.000 someone a poo-poo stinky baby?
00:45:34.000 Did you poo poo stinky all over the floor?
00:45:42.000 So it's a poop joke where she's eating chocolate.
00:45:46.000 All right, that's weird.
00:45:47.000 And it's a white person saying it too?
00:45:50.000 It looks like about 50% of the time it's white people saying fuck white people.
00:45:56.000 I wonder if we'll see that when we do fuck black people.
00:45:58.000 So change white to black.
00:46:00.000 Oh wait, just one more, one more.
00:46:02.000 See that video?
00:46:05.000 No.
00:46:06.000 Yeah, that one.
00:46:07.000 Animal rights activists stole a white homeless man's dog because they wanted to save him, and that became fuck white people.
00:46:16.000 Because it's racist.
00:46:18.000 They're racist motherfuckers.
00:46:19.000 How is it racist to take a dog...
00:46:25.000 Because the dog's brown?
00:46:27.000 He is a brown dog.
00:46:29.000 He's Hispanic.
00:46:30.000 It's a chihuahua.
00:46:30.000 Okay.
00:46:31.000 Now let's do...
00:46:35.000 Oh, yeah, you didn't search it yet.
00:46:36.000 Okay.
00:46:39.000 Bogus civil rights movement.
00:46:40.000 What the fuck?
00:46:41.000 Period.
00:46:42.000 Black people.
00:46:42.000 All right, so that doesn't count.
00:46:44.000 What's the next one?
00:46:45.000 Fuck black people.
00:46:46.000 Oh, and it's in regards to a shirt that says fuck white people.
00:46:50.000 Isn't it weird that that's a shirt?
00:46:52.000 It must be so odd.
00:46:54.000 He's in New York and then he has to go and gets a smoothie or something.
00:46:58.000 Oh, he's clearly not in New York.
00:47:00.000 And he has to get a smoothie from a white person.
00:47:03.000 Like most racists, Buchanan never said fuck black people.
00:47:06.000 Instead, he and the Democrats were about states' rights and popular.
00:47:11.000 That's code.
00:47:12.000 It's a secret code.
00:47:13.000 I know you're not finding a lot of racism, but that's because you're not seeing the secret words like states' rights.
00:47:20.000 States' rights means lynch black people.
00:47:22.000 So again, he's not saying fuck black people.
00:47:24.000 He's discussing it as a concept.
00:47:26.000 Trump will be unveiling his new immigration policy.
00:47:30.000 So now they're using it as a way of calling Trump racist.
00:47:33.000 I still haven't seen it used in a negative way yet, the way fuck white people was.
00:47:38.000 Like, we don't have any videos of a black kid getting smashed with a scooper.
00:47:43.000 Most of these are from 2019, also, from last year.
00:47:46.000 And none of these are from January, really.
00:47:48.000 Yeah, so there's another one where the period's in the middle, so it doesn't count.
00:47:52.000 What's this one?
00:47:54.000 Tell me that he didn't say that he wants to use his influence and fight for something he generally cares about.
00:47:58.000 So fuck black people, fuck immigrants, fuck the government.
00:48:01.000 But he profits off.
00:48:02.000 So he's discussing it, again, alluding to someone saying something like that.
00:48:07.000 He's not saying it himself in a sincere manner.
00:48:09.000 Let's do one more.
00:48:12.000 No black people arguing me about the black experience because they have black friends.
00:48:18.000 Fuck black people were invited to the cookout once.
00:48:23.000 I'm not seeing it.
00:48:25.000 So that's an interesting little taste of the evil hate that is lurking under every stone in America.
00:48:44.000 You know what's interesting about those that we forgot to mention?
00:48:47.000 If you look at the fuck black people, they're all from last year.
00:48:52.000 And if you look at the fuck white people, there's like several today.
00:48:55.000 Like they're an hour ago.
00:48:57.000 Yeah.
00:48:57.000 They keep coming, keep coming.
00:48:59.000 Yeah, all those were from last year.
00:49:01.000 That's right.
00:49:01.000 You know another fun game I like to do?
00:49:04.000 Go to UBMom, Y-O-U-B-E-M-O-M, and you put in a word like blowjob, anal sex, sex, and you get to see how housewives feel about it.
00:49:14.000 I've noticed that blowjob, about seven out of ten comments are, no thanks.
00:49:18.000 Gross.
00:49:20.000 A lot of it's like, I couldn't with my ex-husband, but now I do with my boyfriend.
00:49:25.000 Which is sad.
00:49:26.000 A lot of Clinton stuff.
00:49:27.000 A lot of Clinton stuff.
00:49:28.000 And defending him.
00:49:29.000 Defending him.
00:49:31.000 Consensual blowjob.
00:49:32.000 Consensual blowjob are playing at Mercury Lounge, by the way.
00:49:35.000 They're pretty good.
00:49:35.000 Anal sex does very well.
00:49:38.000 Hey, go up.
00:49:38.000 Just put sex in.
00:49:40.000 Okay.
00:49:45.000 DH.
00:49:46.000 DH here.
00:49:47.000 No, that means dear husband.
00:49:48.000 That's boring.
00:49:48.000 We don't care.
00:49:50.000 Got away without kids this weekend.
00:49:52.000 Do I fake an illness to avoid sex or do I just politely decline?
00:49:56.000 Holy shit.
00:49:58.000 And what do they say?
00:49:59.000 You could have sex.
00:50:00.000 Would rather not.
00:50:00.000 Why?
00:50:01.000 I'm nearly 50.
00:50:02.000 Dear husband has something of a pooch.
00:50:03.000 Just meh.
00:50:05.000 What?
00:50:06.000 What does a pooch mean?
00:50:07.000 Like he's fat?
00:50:08.000 That's sad.
00:50:09.000 Why bother?
00:50:10.000 Sometimes you got to throw him a bone or let them throw you one.
00:50:13.000 Hey, oh, just give him the card for your tourney.
00:50:15.000 Fake it till you make it.
00:50:16.000 Get drunk or high and do it.
00:50:18.000 Pretend to trip, then complain about back pain.
00:50:20.000 Should work.
00:50:21.000 Decline altogether.
00:50:21.000 Stay home and save your money.
00:50:23.000 Yeast infection.
00:50:24.000 Why be married?
00:50:25.000 Jesus.
00:50:26.000 What abysmal.
00:50:29.000 What's the next one?
00:50:30.000 I used to tell.
00:50:31.000 My ex, he was terrible at sex.
00:50:33.000 Such a high ego, he never believed it, but it was true.
00:50:36.000 See, no one's like, if this was a husband's form, it'd be like, hey, man, hump days tomorrow.
00:50:41.000 I'm probably going to get it.
00:50:42.000 Looking forward to it.
00:50:43.000 Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:50:44.000 It's like at Anthony's party once.
00:50:48.000 I was talking to a dude.
00:50:50.000 Who was it now?
00:50:52.000 Was it Joe Kumiya?
00:50:54.000 No, no, it was that guy, Ralph from Brooklyn, the guy who is like missing his toes because of diabetes.
00:50:59.000 Fred from Brooklyn.
00:51:00.000 And his wife was there, and we were talking about what I was just talking about right now.
00:51:05.000 And he just looks at me and he goes, he looks over at his wife and he looks back at me and he goes, been married 35 years.
00:51:11.000 I'd love to fucking eat her out right now.
00:51:15.000 I could picture him saying that too with his beard.
00:51:17.000 He's got like he's always rolling joints.
00:51:20.000 I could fucking, I'd love to eat her out right now.
00:51:23.000 He's got teddy bear eyes and just no mouth and all beard.
00:51:26.000 He's the best.
00:51:27.000 He's a hilarious man.
00:51:28.000 He can also make problems go away.
00:51:31.000 We'll leave it at that.
00:51:33.000 He kills well connected.
00:51:34.000 He kills people.
00:51:34.000 He kills people.
00:51:37.000 Speaking of killing people, my favorite murderer, Ron Coleman, is on the line, and I want to talk to him for a long time.
00:51:45.000 So fasten your seatbelts because we've got a lot to cover.
00:51:47.000 I want to talk to him about Jews in general, but specifically this tension we're seeing in Crown Heights and Williamsburg and why it's happening.
00:51:58.000 What's behind it?
00:51:59.000 Let's bump it up.
00:52:00.000 Up like sundown.
00:52:05.000 Ron, are you there, sir?
00:52:07.000 I'm right here, right across the river, New Jersey.
00:52:11.000 I'm going to posit some theories about this black anti-Semitism, and then I want you to tell me if I'm right.
00:52:19.000 Okay.
00:52:20.000 Okay.
00:52:20.000 A, black people have been told by the New York Times and the left-wing media that white people are responsible for all their problems, and if their life sucks, it's white people's fault.
00:52:29.000 They see Jews, especially Orthodox and Hasidic Jews, as the ultimate white people.
00:52:36.000 So let's just start at the top.
00:52:39.000 That's theory one.
00:52:40.000 Theory two, a lot of this is about Jews seeing cheap rent and going, like just within the real estate ads, oh, $700 a month?
00:52:50.000 That's a good deal.
00:52:50.000 Then they go to these black areas and you get what you pay for.
00:52:53.000 You're in a crack neighborhood and the locals don't want them there.
00:52:57.000 They fear gentrification is going to raise their rents, so they want them out.
00:53:02.000 Theory three.
00:53:04.000 I know I'm bombarding you here.
00:53:06.000 Theory three, the Hasidic attacks in Williamsburg aren't motivated by either theory one or theory two.
00:53:15.000 It's just fatherless brats picking on someone they know isn't going to fight back.
00:53:20.000 If they were Amish, they'd be getting sucker punched too.
00:53:24.000 Those are my three theories.
00:53:26.000 Yes, well, you're correct.
00:53:27.000 All of the above.
00:53:28.000 Oh, really?
00:53:28.000 Like most matters of human affairs, things are complicated.
00:53:32.000 There are a lot of complicated forces at work.
00:53:36.000 There is definitely resentment toward Jews in almost every society because they're perceived as having a lot of things going for them that those who are the most unhappy don't have going for them.
00:53:50.000 That perception can be accurate.
00:53:53.000 It can also be contradictory.
00:53:54.000 Frequently, right now, we're watching a debate take place over events in Rockland County where Hasidim are accused of being both leeches and capitalistic exploiters.
00:54:08.000 And this is something that you see throughout the history of anti-Semitism.
00:54:12.000 Jews are whatever you want them to be.
00:54:15.000 Shapeshifters is actually entirely accurate.
00:54:17.000 They're bullies, they're weak victims, whatever works.
00:54:22.000 So if you are in the category of someone who feels disenfranchised and maybe also you live in a building in an urban environment and your landlord is Jewish, because Jews do like the real estate business, they're good at it.
00:54:37.000 Kind of ironic considering how often we get thrown out of it.
00:54:42.000 But it is a very smart business.
00:54:44.000 Jews are actually pretty good businessmen.
00:54:46.000 I mean, those who aren't end up becoming lawyers like me.
00:54:49.000 But it's definitely a factor.
00:54:54.000 Do you have some genuine, plain old, I'm deprived because I'm depraved, or I'm depraved because I'm deprived, social dysfunction going on as well?
00:55:04.000 Yes.
00:55:05.000 And it is well known that in this present moment in history and in this time and place, chasidim are pretty easy marks until they get organized and when they're by themselves in an urban environment.
00:55:22.000 Jews in general, Orthodox Jews in particular, except in Israel, perhaps where people are in the army, but by and large Jews don't, not with the hitting, not with the physical, more with the intellectual.
00:55:37.000 And people who have the exact opposite orientation and want to feel better about themselves by stepping on someone momentarily that they think they can get away with pushing around.
00:55:48.000 Yeah, they're going to do that.
00:55:50.000 That is usually a short-term condition.
00:55:52.000 For example, most of these attacks are taking place in areas such as Williamsburg and Crevent Heights in Brooklyn and Muncie, which is entirely suburban and where there's what had been a sense of security from urban risk and violence.
00:56:10.000 It doesn't happen so much, as far as I understand it, in Borough Park, where there's a pretty well-developed volunteer Hasidic patrol environment and excellent relations with the police.
00:56:23.000 So, yeah, exactly what you said.
00:56:25.000 All those things that probably.
00:56:26.000 Don't you think the attacks in Williamsburg against Hasidim are different than the attacks in Crown Heights?
00:56:32.000 I think, I mean, I used to live in Williamsburg.
00:56:36.000 But when you invented Williamsburg.
00:56:37.000 I invented it, actually.
00:56:38.000 I'm the one who gentrified it and hipsterfied it.
00:56:41.000 But I would see like black kids just on their bikes and they would just go and whack them in the head.
00:56:45.000 I don't even think these kids know who they're hitting.
00:56:49.000 Like they might not even know they're Jewish.
00:56:52.000 Well, they know they're Jewish.
00:56:53.000 They're in New York City.
00:56:54.000 The secret's out.
00:56:55.000 But I do think, you know, you said something that's kind of ironic given what you and I both know about certain components of the far-right wing, of which neither one of us are part, which says things like Jews aren't white people.
00:57:11.000 Jews are trying to destroy the white people.
00:57:14.000 And you make a point which is actually rather salient, which is in a certain sense, Jews are kind of the whitest you can get.
00:57:22.000 In the sense of this white concept, this rather preposterous white concept.
00:57:28.000 Think of weird Ali Yankovic, white and nerdy, right?
00:57:34.000 Well, white and nerdy don't really actually go together, right?
00:57:38.000 I mean, World War II was between very un-nerdy sides or multiple sides.
00:57:44.000 I mean, white people really can bring it on when they want to.
00:57:48.000 And there's not, frankly, not much that they can't accomplish when they decide to do so.
00:57:55.000 But in the sense that white means elite or economically in control or having stable families and being very conservative, Orthodox Jews have all those qualities.
00:58:13.000 We have big families.
00:58:15.000 We do tend to be employed.
00:58:18.000 There's a lot of mythology about the extent to which people are not employed.
00:58:22.000 Employment is actually very high.
00:58:25.000 Because that's something I wanted to bring up earlier.
00:58:27.000 One of the criticisms that some of the more articulate anti-Semites, black anti-Semites have is that Jews are going to take over their neighborhood and then take over their schools, and then it'll become like a Hasidic dictatorship.
00:58:40.000 And that has happened.
00:58:42.000 Like, if you look at Curious Joel, I think 100% of that town is on welfare.
00:58:47.000 No, it's not 100% of that town is on welfare, but let's focus on your issue of the – And it's a lot to ask for a family size to keep up with the traditional standards for income when family size in Kyria-Yol is 7, 10, 12, 14.
00:59:16.000 But it has the most welfare in the entire country.
00:59:22.000 Right, but all the same, we're told that poverty is what leads to violent crime and alienation from society, and that's not what you have in Kiri's Joe.
00:59:34.000 Well, there's a kind of alienation from society, but not the kind that we're usually talking about.
00:59:38.000 Let me get back to your school point, though.
00:59:40.000 Very, very important.
00:59:41.000 In every district where Orthodox Jews are present, they don't use the school system.
00:59:49.000 They pay taxes that support the schools, but they don't enroll in the schools.
00:59:55.000 And a small percentage of school taxes is diverted where that's possible based on getting people onto the school board to provide busing for schools, for religious schools, because that's constitutionally permissible.
01:00:11.000 When Kyrieus Yah was formed, the pre-existing municipality where all those Hasidic Jews lived, Monroe, New York, had to raise taxes to pay for the lost taxes from the Hasidic Jews.
01:00:31.000 In other words, the county was gaining far more than it was losing in terms of services that Hasidic Jews, Hasidic Jews consume.
01:00:46.000 One of the absolute, the nuclear option for our community, and I say our community meeting Hasidim, and also strictly Orthodox Jews such as myself, and frankly almost all Orthodox Jews who don't use the public school systems in major cities, the nuclear option in all these situations is the threat to show up next September and enroll all our kids in public school.
01:01:11.000 You're talking in New York City of about, I think, something like 200,000 kids who would suddenly have to be accommodated in public school.
01:01:20.000 The deal that is struck between these communities, of which I'm a member also, and the school districts and the municipalities is we'll pay the taxes.
01:01:33.000 We expect to have the opportunity to participate democratically in getting onto the school board.
01:01:39.000 You don't want us on the school board.
01:01:41.000 Don't vote for us or get your people out to vote, just like any other voting situation.
01:01:45.000 We'll pay the taxes.
01:01:47.000 We will get what services we can, which is very strictly limited by constitutional law as it stands right now.
01:01:55.000 But we're going to let you run your schools the way you want in terms of educational content and in terms of facilities.
01:02:03.000 We're going to also bear the cost of building our own schools, brick and mortar.
01:02:09.000 It's not a bad deal for municipalities or for the people who live there.
01:02:14.000 So the only, I don't want to say salient point or the only traction that the anti-Semites have is that they don't pay, Jews don't pay their taxes.
01:02:24.000 And your argument is some Jews don't and it's because they don't use the schools?
01:02:30.000 I've never even heard anything remotely coherent along the lines of Jews don't pay their taxes.
01:02:36.000 Well, maybe I'm not phrasing it correctly.
01:02:39.000 The allegation is that they slowly accrue this power as they grow and grow and then they start changing school systems to their advantage, changing roads, you know, municipal laws.
01:02:49.000 Yeah, I mean, again, Jews participate in the democratic process and seek their interests the way every other group of people does.
01:03:02.000 The deal for the school systems is overwhelmingly favorable for the public school attenders than for the non-attenders.
01:03:12.000 In fact, considering that in places like New Jersey especially, real estate taxes are a major, major, and also income taxes are a major source of local government income.
01:03:28.000 Jews make a pretty substantial contribution to both of those tax bases, to put it mildly, both in terms of corporate taxes.
01:03:37.000 And I mean, remember, we run the international banking system, right?
01:03:41.000 We control the monetary system.
01:03:45.000 We pay all the taxes.
01:03:46.000 I mean, let's not kid ourselves.
01:03:48.000 Can Jews and blacks live together in these neighborhoods?
01:03:51.000 Can they coexist in Crown Heights?
01:03:53.000 Sure.
01:03:54.000 They have for a very long time.
01:03:55.000 Crown Heights, you know, the Crown Heights riots didn't have to happen.
01:04:02.000 There can always be moments, flare-ups.
01:04:06.000 Everyone in the world agrees reasonably that they were managed.
01:04:11.000 The flare-up that happened in the old Crown Heights situation in the, what was it, around 1990.
01:04:16.000 Yeah, do you think, sorry to keep interrupting you, but do you think that there's some residual resentment from those riots that we're seeing now, or were they forgotten?
01:04:26.000 I really don't think so.
01:04:27.000 I think an entire generation has grown up since then, and really things were managed rather well.
01:04:32.000 I mean, the interesting thing about Crown Heights is that that's the Lubavitch Hasidim overwhelmingly.
01:04:37.000 And unlike other Hasidim and other Orthodox and non-Orthodox Jews, the Lubavitch Hasidim who followed the last or the late Rebbe, the grand rabbi of Lubavitch, Rebbe Achemendel Schneerson, his ruling was that we should not run away, we should not abandon a neighborhood, that it becomes a self-perpetuating prophecy.
01:04:58.000 And he was right about that.
01:05:00.000 Other Jews said, fine, let me how it's going.
01:05:03.000 I'll send me a postcard.
01:05:05.000 I'll be living in Munsee.
01:05:07.000 But it really was pretty stable for quite some time.
01:05:13.000 But it takes very little for violence to become a chain reaction to violence.
01:05:21.000 Dinkins just let it burn.
01:05:23.000 He didn't do anything.
01:05:24.000 He just hid in a corner.
01:05:25.000 No, he was awful, and obviously Al Sharpton came in and made things worse.
01:05:30.000 But again, after a couple of years, because there was the aftermath and there were the accusations and there were the issues involving whether prosecution, the acquittal of the person who killed Jankel Rosenbaum, which was quite tragic.
01:05:46.000 But nonetheless, the communities were living quite cooperatively for a very, very long time.
01:05:52.000 And I think, frankly, from what I understand, Crown Heights is not really the flashpoint for this.
01:05:56.000 Williamsburg, much more, because Williamsburg is a very mixed boat.
01:06:01.000 As you know, there are blocks that still seem like an urban wasteland, still bearing the scars of Robert Moses' destruction of a once-middle-class neighborhood.
01:06:10.000 I don't know if I agree with you about the flashpoint.
01:06:12.000 Williamsburg, the Hasidic Jews in Williamsburg, you could draw with a Sharpie where their neighborhoods begin and end.
01:06:20.000 And you don't even walk through them to get from A to B. I mean, I guess there's part of Bedford Avenue people travel through.
01:06:27.000 But it seems like in Crown Heights, there's more intermingling.
01:06:31.000 It's less.
01:06:32.000 Yes, there is.
01:06:33.000 But I guess I don't have a really good sense of exactly where these attacks are taking place.
01:06:40.000 I think I'm hearing more about Williamsburg than I am about Crown Heights.
01:06:48.000 Another thing about Crown Heights in Williamsburg, so the Lubavitch Hasidim who live in Crown Heights are much more culturally approachable than the Satmar Hasidim in Williamsburg.
01:07:01.000 Satmar, many of them barely speak English.
01:07:04.000 They speak a very, very heavily accented English.
01:07:07.000 Lubavitchers, their ethos is to be better educated, speak better English.
01:07:14.000 They are not typically immigrants or children of immigrants, but whereas Satmar, it's a very different story.
01:07:24.000 One is a Hungarian tradition, one is a Russian tradition.
01:07:27.000 Which one is the Russian?
01:07:29.000 The Russian is Lubavitch.
01:07:30.000 I mean, really, it would be Belarus now or Lithuania.
01:07:33.000 And that's Williamsburg?
01:07:35.000 Williamsburg is Hungary.
01:07:37.000 Oh, Hungary.
01:07:37.000 Okay, let's go.
01:07:38.000 Different mentality.
01:07:39.000 Settle this.
01:07:41.000 I still don't know the difference between Orthodox and Hasidim.
01:07:45.000 Like, your sons, you're Orthodox, but I look at a picture of your sons and they are indistinguishable to me from the Hasidim I see in Williamsburg.
01:07:54.000 Well, I'll help you with that.
01:07:55.000 Hasidim are a kind of Orthodox Jew.
01:07:58.000 Within the realm of Orthodox Jews, there are, to be very, with very broad strokes, modern Orthodox and what the New York Times would call ultra-Orthodox, or I might call strictly Orthodox.
01:08:15.000 Strictly Orthodox includes both Hasidim and certain kinds of non-Hasidim, like my family and my kids.
01:08:22.000 When I'm out working, I wear a black yarmuka and I have a black hat that I wear in a synagogue.
01:08:27.000 My kids study in yeshivas, very, you know, very extensive.
01:08:33.000 Our religious practice differs very little from that of Hasidim.
01:08:37.000 You want to enjoy cheeseburgers?
01:08:40.000 No cheeseburgers for anyone, including you when you come to lunch with me.
01:08:44.000 That's just the deal.
01:08:46.000 And sex through a hole in the sheet.
01:08:48.000 And that absolutely not true.
01:08:50.000 And I know you did that on purpose because we've had this discussion before because you always want to talk about holes and sheets.
01:08:57.000 No, that's a completely ridiculous myth.
01:09:00.000 I see you and Hasidim as much more different than me and you.
01:09:06.000 You know, so do they.
01:09:09.000 But in fact, because I do to some extent bridge both worlds.
01:09:16.000 However, the Hasidim have, the Hasidim and I both, as I said, our religious practice is the same.
01:09:23.000 We pray three times a day.
01:09:26.000 We strictly observe the Sabbath, no driving on telephone, no Skype, no internet, no Gavin McGinnis.
01:09:32.000 You know, the rules about date, I mean, to give you an example, when we, you know, our dating periods might last three, four weeks.
01:09:41.000 I went out with my wife eight times before we got married.
01:09:44.000 So Hasidim, they might go.
01:09:46.000 Dude, I've seen your wife.
01:09:47.000 You should have put a ring on it on the first date.
01:09:49.000 She is a smokeshow.
01:09:51.000 Well, listen.
01:09:54.000 What do you expect?
01:09:57.000 She's not shallow.
01:09:58.000 Hasidim, the dating is typically shorter.
01:10:02.000 It might only take place in the living room of the parents.
01:10:05.000 But in neither case is anybody getting jiggy in any respect whatsoever with the other party.
01:10:12.000 It's all very chaste.
01:10:14.000 Dating is entitled.
01:10:16.000 Now, you're like traditional Christians, and Hasidim are more like Amish.
01:10:22.000 They're a totally separate community that has no interest in assimilation.
01:10:27.000 Orthodox Jews.
01:10:29.000 I mean, it's just the...
01:10:35.000 Thank you.
01:10:36.000 Make Trump great again.
01:10:38.000 I was saying.
01:10:40.000 Those are yarmulkas.
01:10:41.000 Yeah, well, I mean, but no one in my family, I mean, we're Trump supporters, but no one in my family would wear something like that.
01:10:47.000 Our yarmulkes are, you know, where's the yarmulke?
01:10:52.000 The pocket?
01:10:53.000 Your yarmulke is more floppy than that, those Israeli ones.
01:10:56.000 Yeah.
01:10:57.000 No, so those are the kind of yarmakas that the modern Orthodox guys wear.
01:11:06.000 We were, here we go.
01:11:08.000 This pocket, right?
01:11:09.000 So this is the Ron Coleman Yarmaka, which you've seen so many times.
01:11:14.000 And frankly, I have Hasidic clients.
01:11:18.000 They saw me, as you know, I didn't always have a beard.
01:11:21.000 They saw me with a beard in their offices a couple of weeks ago, and they were delighted.
01:11:25.000 I looked finally like a regular Yeed, like a Jew.
01:11:29.000 But, you know, some guys have yarmakas, some guys have beards, and others don't.
01:11:33.000 Some guys wear their yarmuls at work and others don't, depending on their roles and the rabbinic guidance that they get.
01:11:40.000 I won't, It is too complicated to really explain the gradations, but they're not Amish.
01:11:48.000 They're really not Amish.
01:11:49.000 These are guys who use technology.
01:11:52.000 They're very active in commerce.
01:11:54.000 In many respects, they are very integrated.
01:11:56.000 In fact, there are some things about even Satmar Hasidim and others who are very strict Hasidim, who in some respects, they're more engaged in certain aspects of Islam.
01:12:13.000 We're not Lithuanian at all.
01:12:15.000 Most of us are Poles and Russians, but the so-called Lithuanian yeshiva movement where there's this gigantic emphasis on Talmudic scholarship.
01:12:24.000 I mean, we went to the Dafyomi, Shsiim Hashas, a couple of weeks ago in MetLife Stadium.
01:12:31.000 We do a little bit more of the Talmud study than most Hasidim.
01:12:34.000 Hasidim.
01:12:36.000 Yes, Hasidim in America especially usually get to work sooner in life.
01:12:43.000 My kids are all still rabbis, either full-time studying or in some kind of outreach job, which probably won't be, I doubt it, but it's possible, unlikely to be their lifetime jobs because see them get right to work early on in life.
01:12:59.000 So it's complicated.
01:13:01.000 There are no Amish involved here.
01:13:02.000 Not that there's anything wrong with being Amish, but they don't like Englishmen.
01:13:08.000 But you understand my analogy is when I say Amish, I mean totally separated.
01:13:12.000 Yeah, well, you know, Avatars are not totally separated.
01:13:15.000 You know, the guys in Crown Heights are actually, they're out there on the streets.
01:13:20.000 And they're Orthodox.
01:13:22.000 Out of your community, your friends, the people in your synagogue, what percentage would you say are going to vote for Trump?
01:13:31.000 85 to 90.
01:13:33.000 This is what I keep telling the new right every time I smell a little bit of anti-Semitism, which is very rare, totally over-reported.
01:13:42.000 And I don't think Nick Fuentes is an anti-Semite.
01:13:45.000 I think he's anti-Zionist and against Israel.
01:13:49.000 Nick's an anti-Semite.
01:13:51.000 But you know what kind of anti-Semite he is?
01:13:52.000 The same kind that some of our mutual friends are, and that I actually find more or less tolerable.
01:14:00.000 In other words, everyone doesn't have to like everyone.
01:14:09.000 And everyone can even, people are even entitled.
01:14:11.000 I think I sound like a Gavin McGuinness circa, you know, 2010 or something video.
01:14:17.000 You can have opinions about groups of people.
01:14:20.000 You got to treat individuals like a mesh.
01:14:23.000 Right.
01:14:23.000 Everyone is entitled in his heart, in his mind, in his living room, and even talking to your buddies to generalize about other people.
01:14:33.000 Most of the generalizations are stupid.
01:14:36.000 Generalizing about people and trying to make policy and trying to inflict revenge or attribute group guilt, that kind of thing, that's baloney.
01:14:52.000 That doesn't add up to intellectual scrutiny and it's immoral.
01:14:56.000 But am I as a human being, as a person with a working brain, allowed to say, you know what I've noticed about Italian people?
01:15:04.000 They talk with their hands a lot.
01:15:06.000 They really talk with their hands a lot.
01:15:09.000 I can't say that.
01:15:11.000 That's asinine.
01:15:12.000 You can make generalizations about people, and you know what?
01:15:16.000 Liberal Jews, liberal Jews are so annoying to me that it makes me want to make a video called.
01:15:22.000 I was going to say, I've heard more anti-Semitism from Orthodox Jews criticizing secular liberal New York Times Jews than I have from the conservative right.
01:15:34.000 Well, they do frustrate us, and we frustrate them because they think of us as enabling the right, which they think of in an asinine fashion as the same as Hitler, when obviously you and I both know that it isn't.
01:15:50.000 So the overwhelming, yeah, you're correct.
01:15:53.000 Most people I know, I mean, you saw that famous video where the guys asks Siri who's the president of the United States, and all these Orthodox kids are waiting for the answer, and Siri comes back and says Donald Trump, and they go wild with exultation.
01:16:10.000 That's pretty much how it rolls in our community.
01:16:14.000 There are some exceptions, people who have their brothers, and there's a publication I used to write for, which I just finally, one of the things that I found was too frustrating.
01:16:25.000 But then you see, there's this site called We've Seen This Before, and it's Jews Against Trump.
01:16:31.000 And of course, We've Seen This Before refers to the Holocaust.
01:16:35.000 Everything's another Holocaust.
01:16:37.000 Everything's another Holocaust.
01:16:39.000 Those people will never actually engage with you in anything remotely approaching an intellectually honest debate.
01:16:45.000 I ask people, so when the Nuremberg laws were enacted, what did the German Supreme Court say when a challenge was made pursuant to the First Amendment guarantee of free speech and freedom of religion?
01:17:00.000 He said, what are you talking about?
01:17:01.000 There was no such thing.
01:17:02.000 I said, wait a minute, but we do have that here, right?
01:17:05.000 So what happened to your analogy?
01:17:07.000 Yeah, well, there's no comparison whatsoever.
01:17:13.000 There's no comparison.
01:17:14.000 It's facile.
01:17:14.000 It's asinine.
01:17:16.000 And it's also Bolshevik.
01:17:18.000 That's the irony is that really...
01:17:21.000 I've been using it non-stop.
01:17:23.000 It is.
01:17:24.000 I'm telling you, I just finished the first of the three volumes of the Gulag Archipelago, which I read 30, what, when I was in law school, 35 years ago, whatever it was.
01:17:36.000 85.
01:17:37.000 Yeah, almost 35 years ago.
01:17:38.000 I was supposed to be studying for exams, so instead I was reading Solzhenitsyn.
01:17:44.000 He's just describing the way the Stalinist state worked and totalitarian mentality.
01:17:52.000 You could just put it in place for the stuff that comes out of the Democrat spin machine.
01:17:58.000 It's practically identical.
01:17:59.000 So the idea that they're, you know, because they want to make easy Holocaust analogies to people who are in favor of having, oh, you want to keep Mexicans and South Americans out of the country.
01:18:15.000 That's the same as turning away the St. Louis who were, they were all sent back to Germany and they died in the death camps.
01:18:22.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:18:26.000 No one's putting these people in death camps.
01:18:28.000 But if they are refugees, they're refugees from their own country.
01:18:33.000 In other words, the Jews were made non-citizens of Germany.
01:18:39.000 When they were on the St. Louis, they were already countryless people.
01:18:42.000 And they were literally being sent back to death camps, although no one knew that at the time.
01:18:48.000 Not no one, no one, but Batista maybe not have cared.
01:18:52.000 But listen, I'm not here to defend United States policy regarding refugees in World War II.
01:18:57.000 That's a very dicey issue.
01:18:59.000 And I think there's lots and not defend.
01:19:01.000 But the analogy is sickening.
01:19:03.000 You know, the idea that a country is not entitled to regulate who can come into its country, otherwise it's another Holocaust.
01:19:11.000 It's so intellectually bankrupt.
01:19:12.000 They trivialize the Holocaust.
01:19:13.000 They trivialize World War II with these stupid analogies.
01:19:16.000 So what's your verdict on the Groipers?
01:19:20.000 You know, I'm seeing a lot less of them myself.
01:19:25.000 It's childish.
01:19:26.000 You know, we've got to move on from that period.
01:19:30.000 There's a real fight on our hands here.
01:19:32.000 And this idea, you know, people at this point should understand what Donald Trump is and isn't about.
01:19:38.000 He's not here to enable white supremacists.
01:19:41.000 Look, the Groipers and their predecessors have done an important service.
01:19:48.000 This goes back to what I was saying a few minutes ago about being able to generalize about people, being able to joke about people, a topic near and dear to your heart.
01:19:56.000 It can't be that there's an automatic...
01:20:01.000 They put yesterday's meme of the day was Schumer and Pelosi in Islamic, in Iranian garb, right?
01:20:14.000 Oh my gosh, how racist?
01:20:17.000 Racist?
01:20:17.000 How racist?
01:20:18.000 How offensive?
01:20:19.000 How Islamophobic?
01:20:20.000 Oh, it's a joke.
01:20:23.000 That's how people in Islam, that's how people rather in Tehran who are Muslims, dress.
01:20:30.000 And the joke is, these guys are Shivs for Iran.
01:20:34.000 So you put them in the same clothing as Iranians.
01:20:37.000 That's it.
01:20:38.000 That's the joke.
01:20:39.000 There's no racist.
01:20:40.000 There's no, there, thank you.
01:20:41.000 That's the extent of the joke.
01:20:43.000 Learn to joke.
01:20:44.000 The Groipers, I think, have helped shake loose, if they haven't helped it to shake it loose, they've at least made it possible for us to understand who can handle adult discourse and who can't.
01:21:00.000 Yep, I think that's helpful.
01:21:02.000 I'm becoming a lot more palatable, finding them a lot more palatable than I did.
01:21:06.000 They're against Israel, funding Israel and wars on Israel's behalf.
01:21:12.000 I disagree with that, but if I hated everyone who was not for Zionism, I wouldn't know anyone.
01:21:19.000 So I respect that opinion.
01:21:21.000 They're against race mixing.
01:21:22.000 I'm a race mixer, but you can have that opinion.
01:21:25.000 I don't give a shit.
01:21:27.000 You're not going to marry my black friend?
01:21:28.000 Oh, no.
01:21:30.000 They're against immigration, and they say that the Dems are using Hispanics as tools to get more votes.
01:21:37.000 And that's just a fact.
01:21:38.000 I mean, they're changing demographics all over the Southwest.
01:21:42.000 And we just had illegal aliens getting driver's licenses here in New York, and that was clearly for votes.
01:21:49.000 That had nothing to do with making the roads safer.
01:21:51.000 So I agree with them on that.
01:21:53.000 And then they say, we've normalized homosexuality to absurd proportions, including Drag Queen Story Hour, and we're so determined to look woke that we let gays get away with anything.
01:22:04.000 And I think they got a point there.
01:22:06.000 Yeah, I mean, and I wouldn't even call it normalized, you know, and the issue of homosexuality, and we went from toleration to acceptance to outright promotion, and then beyond promotion, promotion in the sense of,
01:22:22.000 here's something you really should consider as an option for your life, to not only homosexuality, but this whole transgenderism, this promotion of psychological disorders to acceptable lifestyles.
01:22:37.000 I mean, to the extent that they're reacting to those things, you and I are in agreement.
01:22:43.000 By the way, not for today.
01:22:47.000 The view of Orthodox, strictly Orthodox Jews, and especially Hasidim regarding Zionism is quite subtle.
01:22:53.000 One thing I can tell you in Williamsburg, they ain't Zionists.
01:22:57.000 Oh, right, because they think Jews are there too soon.
01:23:02.000 Jews, I mean, there are Satma Hasidim there, but they don't recognize the state.
01:23:08.000 Yeah, I've always found that strange to see a Hasidic Jew holding an Israel flag crossed out.
01:23:14.000 It looks so unorthodox.
01:23:15.000 Yeah, and they shouldn't do that.
01:23:16.000 They shouldn't do that.
01:23:17.000 I mean, our general rule is keep the internal and the ideological issues internal.
01:23:23.000 As against the world, we should, you know, as a very tiny minority, we should focus on protecting the safety and welfare of our brethren.
01:23:31.000 I feel that way about the right.
01:23:32.000 I think Groupers, Charlie Kirk, Milo, Ben Shapiro, we all need to be united to get Trump re-elected.
01:23:41.000 Last question, totally off topic.
01:23:43.000 How is the SPLC complaint coming along?
01:23:45.000 I mean, case.
01:23:47.000 Well, as you know, we filed it almost a year ago.
01:23:52.000 And our judge in Alabama obviously doesn't share the view of the SPLC that it was a slam-dunk, meritless case because he could have written a five-page opinion, which would have dismissed it every bit as much as whatever the heck he's working on now.
01:24:09.000 But I don't know what he's working on now.
01:24:11.000 I don't know exactly what he's doing and when it's gonna come, and don't think that with every passing.
01:24:23.000 The last time we spoke, I told you that I guessed that certainly we'd hear from him before New Year's.
01:24:28.000 And I was wrong.
01:24:29.000 We didn't.
01:24:30.000 It was a decade ago we filed this.
01:24:32.000 It feels like it, right?
01:24:33.000 Last decade.
01:24:35.000 Oh, good point.
01:24:36.000 Let me, on our Jews' Hasidim point and violence, I want to make one final point that we didn't get to today, but I think it's a great takeaway, and therefore it's appropriate at the end of the segment.
01:24:49.000 What we don't need, and this is true as a society, not just what do the Jews need, is people standing for or calling out or demanding or refusing or condemning hate or hate speech.
01:25:04.000 You're free to hate all you want in your living room, in the bar, even when you walk past me.
01:25:10.000 You can glower at me if you want.
01:25:12.000 What we need is the appropriate level of police presence and protection for any urban environment where there's a risk of violence.
01:25:21.000 We need realistic, humane, but strict enforcement of the law, prosecution, conviction where appropriate, and punishment.
01:25:32.000 In other words, apply the law, enforce the law.
01:25:36.000 I don't care about hate.
01:25:37.000 I care about hit.
01:25:38.000 Stop hitting people, stop beating people, stop shooting people, stop kniving people.
01:25:43.000 I don't, oh, but they wouldn't do that if they didn't hate.
01:25:46.000 You know what?
01:25:47.000 A knife through someone's skull is a knife through their skull, whether it's a domestic dispute.
01:25:52.000 And by the way, there is no hate on earth remotely comparable to that of a domestic dispute.
01:26:00.000 Right, good point.
01:26:01.000 Hate laws, hate speech, hate crimes, baloney.
01:26:05.000 Focus on conduct, focus on real danger, real humanity.
01:26:09.000 I think we're going to be okay.
01:26:11.000 It'll be better, in fact.
01:26:12.000 So if someone is in a 17-second fight that an activist picks and then loses and he refuses to press charges and tells the cops to go fuck themselves, that person who won that fight probably shouldn't go to prison for four years and be registered as a hate gang member.
01:26:32.000 Unless that person is another brown shirt.
01:26:35.000 It's another Holocaust, right?
01:26:37.000 Bologna.
01:26:38.000 That's a baloney.
01:26:40.000 Thanks for coming on, Ron.
01:26:42.000 My pleasure.
01:26:43.000 Talk to you later.
01:26:44.000 Talk to you later.
01:26:53.000 We should end with a funny video, right?
01:26:55.000 Sure, of course.
01:26:57.000 Of course, of course.
01:27:02.000 What about Nikki is trans?
01:27:05.000 This is a makeup tutorial artist who has just come out.
01:27:10.000 She got outed as a dude and is just explaining to us that she's been taking hormones for her whole life.
01:27:21.000 Hello, guys.
01:27:22.000 It's me.
01:27:24.000 Hello, guys.
01:27:25.000 Hello.
01:27:25.000 Today I am here to share something with you that I've always wanted to share with you one day, but under my own circumstances.
01:27:36.000 And it looks like that chance has been taken away from me.
01:27:40.000 So today I am taking back my own power and I have to tell you something.
01:27:45.000 Planet Earth is full of labels and I never know.
01:27:51.000 I wanted to be my own person, my own idea.
01:27:53.000 Where is she getting at?
01:27:54.000 Imagine that was your son.
01:27:56.000 Human being without any rules.
01:27:58.000 Hi, Eddie, that I used to throw the football to.
01:28:00.000 Hi, Eddie.
01:28:01.000 There's little Ed.
01:28:03.000 Presuming Eddie.
01:28:04.000 It's a brand new year.
01:28:05.000 It is 2020, and I want to start the year off.
01:28:08.000 Let's get to the tears, man.
01:28:09.000 Yeah, just cry, bitch.
01:28:11.000 I just want to cry under my conditions.
01:28:13.000 But apparently, we how this is going to be.
01:28:15.000 Well, she's a boy, so boys don't really cry.
01:28:17.000 Boys don't cry.
01:28:18.000 Boys don't cry.
01:28:20.000 Oh, wait.
01:28:21.000 Because she's been going through it.
01:28:22.000 She's been so nervous for me.
01:28:23.000 She's like, oh my God, the day has come.
01:28:25.000 We're sharing it.
01:28:26.000 Oh, my God.
01:28:26.000 I don't know how to feel.
01:28:28.000 Mom, I think we're going to be okay.
01:28:30.000 I want to thank my brothers.
01:28:31.000 I want to thank my stepdad.
01:28:33.000 What a shitty video to end the show with.
01:28:35.000 Let's just stop watching it.
01:28:37.000 I think she was like a child star.
01:28:40.000 Huh?
01:28:41.000 So did she start out as a little kid?
01:28:42.000 I should have done a little more research with that.
01:28:44.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:28:45.000 I mean, but this is what he looks like without...
01:28:52.000 I don't know what that means.
01:28:53.000 Well, when you're on hormones for like 15 years, you do some serious damage.
01:28:59.000 That's bad looking to me.
01:29:00.000 It's like Gigi Gorgeous.
01:29:02.000 Yeah, I like checking in on Gigi Gorgeous.
01:29:04.000 Do you want to just see what's going on with that?
01:29:06.000 I always thought, what happened to...
01:29:13.000 I did hear that.
01:29:14.000 You did, right?
01:29:15.000 Yeah.
01:29:15.000 Why do we know about any of this?
01:29:17.000 Because it shows up on Twitter moments.
01:29:20.000 I always check Twitter moments to see if there's a world war.
01:29:23.000 And so it's like, some gay dude is not dating anyone.
01:29:26.000 Okay, let's just look at Gigi Gorgeous' fucking face for a second.
01:29:29.000 That is a boy.
01:29:31.000 That's your son.
01:29:33.000 And the craziest part is he fucks his wife with his boner.
01:29:36.000 He puts it in her vagina.
01:29:38.000 Then he goes to the gynecologist and says, why aren't I getting pregnant?
01:29:44.000 And the gynecologist has to say, I don't know, because you have a dick?
01:29:48.000 Gigi gorgeous.
01:29:49.000 Giggy gorgeous makeup.
01:29:50.000 Okay, I got my start with makeup for sure.
01:29:53.000 Oh, this is going to be fun dropping.
01:29:54.000 How do you get your end?
01:29:55.000 I'd like to be there for that.
01:29:57.000 Maybe they're looking for something in particular, but yes, she's going to be able to do that.
01:30:00.000 Should I partake?
01:30:01.000 I looked up her dad and he walked her down the aisle.
01:30:08.000 Poor fucking guy.
01:30:10.000 Gigi Gorgeous's dad.
01:30:15.000 I just want to sit with him in a bar and just look at him and go, how you doing?
01:30:21.000 Holding up?
01:30:21.000 And he'd go, fine, fine.
01:30:23.000 I'm really, I'm really happy for Gigi.
01:30:26.000 Sorry, I almost said Mark.
01:30:29.000 That's what I named him when he was my little baby boy.
01:30:32.000 But at any rate, Gigi is doing great.
01:30:37.000 She's happily married.
01:30:40.000 She's got a great group of pals, as you can see.
01:30:43.000 That's the husband.
01:30:45.000 The husband has a vagina.
01:30:47.000 The bride has a penis.
01:30:49.000 And the dad is sitting there going, great.
01:30:53.000 This is awesome.
01:30:54.000 I am so proud.
01:30:56.000 There he is.
01:30:57.000 Oh, my God.
01:30:59.000 Look at the pain.
01:31:01.000 Has he convinced himself that he's happy?
01:31:04.000 That's a happy face.
01:31:06.000 This is great.
01:31:08.000 That's happiness, right?
01:31:09.000 Not unusual to see my son in a wedding dress.
01:31:12.000 That's all.
01:31:12.000 Literally the face you do when you're the hiding pain face.
01:31:18.000 Shall I walk you down the aisle now?
01:31:21.000 Wow, this Xanax is really effective.
01:31:24.000 He's definitely on Kolanopin.
01:31:26.000 That's literally Hide the Pain Harold, that meme.
01:31:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:30.000 Let's keep seeing him.
01:31:31.000 I want to hear his speech.
01:31:32.000 Does he make himself cry?
01:31:35.000 Canadian family, and all your friends are proud of you and love you very much.
01:31:42.000 I'm just glad you didn't commit suicide.
01:31:45.000 Better than suicide.
01:31:48.000 That's the motto of trans dads.
01:31:50.000 At least you're living.
01:31:51.000 At least my son's alive.
01:31:55.000 I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason.
01:31:58.000 Oh, you can tell she's going to be kicking off her shoes the second the dance floor begins.
01:32:02.000 I hate that.
01:32:03.000 At weddings, and they have these big fancy gowns on, and then they're fucking bare feet on the dance floor.
01:32:08.000 This can't be uncomfortable for one fucking night.
01:32:11.000 This looks like cutting room floor from like footage of like the fifth element.
01:32:16.000 Like, look at all these creations.
01:32:18.000 Weirdos.
01:32:19.000 This is crazy.
01:32:20.000 Look at that.
01:32:20.000 What the hell is this?
01:32:21.000 Hi.
01:32:23.000 We're reinventing the wheel.
01:32:25.000 Not your average wedding guest.
01:32:27.000 Look, I'm like a boy.
01:32:28.000 He's a girl.
01:32:29.000 We don't know what the fuck's going on.
01:32:33.000 Move aside.
01:32:34.000 What's he saying?
01:32:36.000 I do.
01:32:36.000 Then she'll be the most loved person in the entire world.
01:32:40.000 Wait, go back?
01:32:41.000 What is happening with the cane?
01:32:42.000 The most loved person in the entire world.
01:32:44.000 Hopefully.
01:32:46.000 And if you promise to love my sister at least half as much as I do, then she'll be the most loved person in the entire world.
01:32:52.000 So that's the sister of the groom bride.
01:32:55.000 Yeah, so that must be Gigi's brother, who also appears to be gay.
01:32:59.000 What makes you say that?
01:33:02.000 If you love her just as half as much as I do, then she'll be the most loved person in the world.
01:33:07.000 Wow, this guy's capable of loving.
01:33:09.000 The math is a lot of love.
01:33:12.000 There's a whole lot of love.
01:33:13.000 He loves her double as much, so she's already the most loved person in the world because she can only love her as half as much.
01:33:19.000 What's in that father's sperm?
01:33:20.000 Nothing?
01:33:26.000 Does he come water?
01:33:28.000 Just the bare minimum.
01:33:30.000 I'm so thirsty.
01:33:30.000 Oh, you just come water, right?
01:33:32.000 Can I suck your dick?
01:33:32.000 I'm not gay, but I'm just...
01:33:37.000 Hey, can you jerk off onto my hands?
01:33:40.000 I got dirt all over them.
01:33:42.000 Oh, shit.
01:33:43.000 I got tomato sauce on my shirt.
01:33:44.000 Can you beat off on me?
01:33:45.000 Hey, all cactus balls.
01:33:46.000 Can you, Antonio Brown on my shirt there?
01:33:48.000 There, I got a tomato stain.
01:33:50.000 Salt and seltzer water gets you there.
01:33:53.000 Hey, camel hump balls, can you just...
01:33:55.000 Get in trouble.
01:33:56.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.
01:33:57.000 Up like sun, down.
01:34:03.000 Up like sun, down like sunshine.