Kevin and Gavin are back with a new episode of the Get Off My Lawn podcast, hosted by Kevin McGinnis. This week, the lads are joined by a guest who is a judge at the Air Guitar World Championships, a former Air Guitar judge, and a man who was fired for racism. They also discuss the recent events in Virginia, including the McGregor vs. Mcgregor fight and the false flags surrounding it. And, of course, Kevin talks about his dick.
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00:02:03.000And then the air guitar people contact me and they go, hey, you pissed off Asian Twitter, which is really bad because they've got a lot of time on their hands.
00:05:11.000So I don't know how you get scar tissue down there.
00:05:14.000Now, I was blessed to be married and to a wonderful woman because the majority of the time you get peironis, it's from a chick breaking your dick.
00:08:09.000I mean, you can imagine getting a long needle in your dick.
00:08:14.000And I said, I can't take this pain again.
00:08:16.000Like I was yelling, and it was bad for him because people in the waiting room would hear like, so he started giving me great pills, like, I don't know, Percocet or Xanax or one of those awesome feel-good pills.
00:08:31.000And so I would go to the bar and have a couple beers before the meeting, before the appointment, and then have one of those pills.
00:08:42.000And then I would be so funny because I'm on these fucking awesome pills that I started getting along really well with the nurses there, making them laugh.
00:08:52.000And they're the ones who showed me what dicks are like on chicks.
00:08:58.000The post-op penis, when you're a woman and you get a penis.
00:09:03.000And I saw those, we showed it on the show the other day.
00:09:05.000I saw those cheese blinces that they make from ripping all the skin off your arm.
00:09:09.000So now you have a fucking weird skeleton arm and a burrito hanging between your legs.
00:09:15.000And that's why, that sort of pushed me to do the whole like mentally ill gaze thing where I wrote that article and said transphobia is perfectly natural because I had seen these nurses had shown me the burritos.
00:09:58.000I had an ad agency and we were courting them for about a year.
00:10:02.000And a lot of people who don't do business, like all these tax the billionaires and that guy's rich, daddy's money and all that shit, they don't realize that when you make money as an entrepreneur, you have 12 failures behind you.
00:10:16.000For every one hit you get, every one restaurant that takes off, there's 12 that failed.
00:10:22.000And so this was one of our failed projects that we worked over a year on and it went nowhere.
00:10:28.000So all that time, all that money, all that energy, flushed down the toilet.
00:12:55.000But that meant kissing their ass, going skiing with the executives there who were fucking lame.
00:13:03.000One dude was all about his paddleboard, and I had to hang out with him and go skiing.
00:13:08.000We went on ski vacations with them and party with them.
00:13:10.000Now, the only way that you can tolerate kissing someone's ass, because when you're in marketing and you're courting a client, you can't do normal you.
00:13:22.000Like, you can't say, Ryan, what the fuck, what kind of pants are those?
00:13:25.000And make fun of your buddy's pants, which is like 80% of my jokes is fucking with my friends.
00:13:29.000Like, this bartender the other day, he was always washing his hands and then he uses the dryer.
00:13:36.000I'm like, dude, stop washing your hands so much.
00:14:08.000So we were making tons of money with Adderall, and then we'd go to the bar around three or four and power down makers, and then go out for dinner with Red Bull guys and power down more makers.
00:14:19.000And I believe that is what ruined my dick.
00:14:24.000The constant abuse of alcohol and Adderall, swishing it around in my body, made the plaque appear in my penis.
00:20:15.000You can find that song on their album, but also on the compilation State of the Union that Discord put out that is fucking amazing and ages very well.
00:20:24.000But yeah, hardcore songs, hardcore bands doing their one sort of a ballad.
00:20:53.000You want to hear retarded, by the way?
00:20:56.000We went to do karaoke on Saturday, which in Koreatown, you're lucky to get a room for an hour and you have to book it way in advance and you're out of there.
00:21:05.000The second that hour's up, people are sitting there waiting.
00:21:54.000I don't understand what all the forewarning was about.
00:21:56.000But anyway, my buddy, the guy that we had in the video last week who beat me up, Tommy, he sends me a text and he goes, hey, man, I'm hosting this party Saturday on 27th Street.
00:22:08.000And you can come by, watch the McGregor fight, paying for it, blah, blah, blah.
00:22:13.000And I read that, and I think I might be getting pugilistic dementia because I read it as, hey, Gavin, do you want to host a fight on the 27th of January, the McGregor fight?
00:22:28.000And I'm like, that's like seven days after the fight.
00:24:50.000Okay, so shall we jump to, are we done with that news?
00:24:53.000We also, in the news, this is listed in the notes as Loomer's Law, they Florida Senator to introduce Laura Loomer-inspired Social Media Censorship Act.
00:25:08.000So she's running for office now, and they won't let her on Facebook because she had previously been banned.
00:25:14.000So now she can't run a campaign, a fair campaign, like her competitors.
00:25:21.000So this bill, Laura's law, suggests a $75,000 fine every time you ban someone.
00:25:29.000Now, I assume that doesn't, there must be some sort of parameters in there that if you say like, I'm going to kill you, bitch, and I know where you live, blah, blah, blah.
00:27:15.000And it reminds me of Bill Hicks bit where he said, you know, you watch CNN for 24 hours straight and it's just like death, famine, disease, war, death, famine, disease, war.
00:27:25.000And then you walk outside and the birds are chirping.
00:27:32.000They want to be able to control elections and prevent Trump from being successful because they're beta male pussies, fat neckbeards, who don't like anything great.
00:27:42.000They don't like meritocracy and freedom and the Second Amendment.
00:27:47.000They like fat things like Magic the Card Game.
00:28:30.000High-ranking official in the New York City who smeared the Proud Boys while giving testimony before the House Homeland Security Subcommittee on Intelligence and Counterterrorism.
00:28:58.000Most of the Proud Boys are not from New York City, but it presented too attractive a target for them when they decided to engage in violence.
00:29:06.000They were all from New York City that night.
00:29:10.000I mean, maybe some of them lived, you know, in Brooklyn or something, or maybe one of them was from Long Island, but they worked in the city or lived in the city or just moved from the city.
00:29:19.000It's not like they were from Boston or something.
00:29:29.000And they presented too attractive a target.
00:29:33.000The target was the Antifa who had been threatening everyone and throwing glass bottles of piss.
00:29:39.000You could say that's too attractive a target.
00:29:40.000He had it before dovetailing immediately into a discussion about white supremacists, neo-Nazi groups, and an obvious guilt by association tactic.
00:29:48.000At the same congressional hearing, ADL Jonathan Greenbaut urged for the destruction of the Bill of Rights and called for the jailing of individuals who commit supposed hate speech on the internet, which again sounds good when you're not into free speech, but they are the ones who decide what hate speech is.
00:30:33.000It's the Domestic Terrorism Act, online safety modernization.
00:30:38.000And the only time he gets specific is at the bottom where he encourages the State Department to examine whether overseas violent white supremacist groups meet the criteria to be designated as foreign terrorist organizations.
00:30:51.000Just totally obsessed with fucking Nazis.
00:30:53.000And it is as stupid as that gay Nazi hunters show on Netflix where Al Pacino goes around shooting old ladies in the head because they're planning World War III.
00:31:07.000I think one of his things that Greenblast's talking about is the Never Again Holocaust initiative.
00:32:09.000So this guy, the guy you see there, was apparently getting all his ducks in order for the Boogaloo.
00:32:15.000And the Boogaloo, I guess, is this imminent race war we're all going to have where it's men taking the streets, white men to fight black guys, and everyone dies.
00:32:28.000And then the FBI says, oh, We actually saved this guy's life because they were going to kill him for being stupid and incompetent.
00:32:34.000And I just read this paragraph that really bothered me.
00:32:37.000Based upon previous discussions with members of the base online, the UCE, undercover employee, believed the intended purpose of those drills were to prepare for the boogaloo, a term used by members of the base to describe the collapse of the United States and subsequent race war.
00:32:50.000And I just thought, this sounds like the Nazi skinhead movement, the heritage movement in Ottawa and in Canada when I was a kid, when I was a teenager.
00:33:00.000Nazi skinheads were everywhere, like with swastikas and Klansman tattoos, and they would beat up blacks and Jews.
00:33:07.000And it just seems so incongruous in a country as white as Canada.
00:33:12.000Like, why do these guys care about black people?
00:33:15.000There's only like three black people here.
00:33:17.000And then we discovered much later that it was the CISIS, which is the Canadian FBI, had started all these groups and these pamphlets and these meetings to try to find Nazis.
00:33:29.000But what they had actually done is created Nazis.
00:33:33.000And these guys would read these pamphlets and go, oh yeah, it sounds cool.
00:33:36.000So the government created the Nazi skinhead movement in the 80s.
00:34:42.000I don't think you're preventing car thieves.
00:34:44.000You're creating car thieves and then catching them.
00:34:48.000So anyway, this finally brings us to Virginia, where I could tell from the beginning, if people show up and they have guns, you're not going to have problems.
00:38:37.000And I also saw people complaining, saying, why is it when Antifa does a protest, you have to show up in your riot gear ready to kill everyone?
00:38:44.000And here there's only a handful of cops.
00:43:46.000And I was with Cassandra Fairbanks and all these other DC girls who are conservative and have trouble finding men because it's a very anti-Republican town.
00:44:14.000If a mob of people is trying to kill you and someone comes out from the mob and walks right in front of you like they're bumping you and you push them out of the way and they say, want to go?
00:45:35.000So, exposing fake hate crimes is promoting white nationalism.
00:45:40.000And then, in his article, if you click on that, what he says, his point in the article is white nationalism can be dangerous.
00:45:49.000And then he talks about bona fide super Nazis who put him on some hate group, like the Atom Waffen we keep hearing about, is you'll never see them, but because they don't really exist.
00:46:00.000But that's apparently, Andy No is helping the Atom Waffen identify Antifa so the Atom Waffen can go and kill them, even though this has never happened.
00:46:10.000So then you got this guy who used to be with the FBI.
00:46:14.000Do they have any IQ standards at that fucking place?
00:46:19.000This is the guy we entrust our national safety to, and he's petrified of Proud Boys.
00:46:24.000So anyway, he said, look, and you'll notice like Proud Boys is featured very prominently on his article, especially on the tweet and the rise of hate groups.
00:46:35.000And so his justification is, he said, there was a white nationalist who was banned from social media.
00:46:44.000Within 24 hours, I was notified that my information and that of my spouse or minor children, my parents, and siblings were listed on a Target website associated with the likes of Adam Waffen.
00:46:58.000Not only was being on the list shocking and resulted in filing police reports over the last year, by the way, I've had my family and my address put on the Antifa list.
00:47:08.000And that Deploraballs thing they just showed, we were on a hit list then that's had Cassandra, me, all our names.
00:47:15.000We had people reporting on where we are.
00:47:17.000Oh, they're just turning the corner now.
00:47:20.000So as usual, when these people talk about them being in danger, they're actually projecting and we are the ones in danger.
00:47:27.000Like when Tommy Robinson and I were banned from Australia because it could lead to violence.
00:47:31.000The only violence it was going to lead to was against Tommy and I. I have watched as others on the list, such as the CEO of Instagram and Journalists, have been targeted.
00:47:48.000As a result, I am so terrified that even today, I do not wish to use my name for a very real fear of reprisal by groups such as the Proud Boys.
00:47:56.000Now, this is what is doubly retarded about this.
00:47:59.000He wrote this article anonymously, right?
00:48:02.000And now, for some reason, today, he's decided I can put my name on it now.
00:48:06.000But it's still written about why he has to be anonymous.
00:48:08.000So you're reading an article that says, I do not wish to use my name.
00:48:12.000And then you go to the top and there he is with his picture.
00:48:59.000Every time someone is linked to a patriotic group and they happen to get in trouble, they make the connection and say, it's white supremacist violence.
00:49:08.000And when they can get the numbers up and make this mythical evil Nazi a thing, then they can justify censoring them, having more laws, jailing them, all of this other power.
00:49:20.000That's what I keep trying to say on this show.
00:49:25.000Jews will happily turn on Israel if these particular Jews I'm talking about, the Bolsheviks, the far left, if it helps them accrue more power.
00:49:36.000So if pretending that Virginia is going to be a boogaloo gets you more money, more programs, more power, then you do it.
00:49:46.000And news sources like Newsweek will sit there and parrot this amateur bullshit and people gobble it up.
00:49:54.000And the irony is it puts people like me in more danger.
00:49:58.000Because now you're going to have some nut that goes, oh, Gavin started that hate group.
00:50:01.000I better kill him and stop a new race war.
00:51:27.000That means the SPLC is a fucking joke.
00:51:29.000And the fact that you have this MSNBC contributor who used to be with the FBI writing like a dumb 12-year-old bitch is really confusing and kind of scary.
00:51:52.000But yeah, like your family's in danger and you call the FBI and the FBI have the same rationale as some college student, Some Antifa college student?
00:52:01.000I mean, he's sitting there defending Antifa in this article.
00:57:44.000Also, under Keeping It Light, I thought I would show you this.
00:57:50.000So I was at the bar and we were talking about Dino from the Flintstones.
00:57:57.000And I said, what the fuck was he again?
00:58:00.000Because I was saying I'd like to fight a T-Rex if he was five feet tall and was declawed and his jaws were sawed so he couldn't bite my head off.
00:58:47.000And much smaller than the numerous sauropods that appear as work animals in the series.
00:58:52.000For example, a full-sized sauropod appears as a crane in the opening sequence, and oversized, quote-unquote, bronto ribs, the size of an automobile, are seen in the closing credits.
00:59:04.000So as you can see, the dinosaurs in this universe are usually quite large.
00:59:24.000Dino often appears in both live-action movies.
00:59:27.000He isn't seen very often in the first film.
00:59:29.000Dino was created with both computer-generated imagery and as a puppet for Jim Henson's Creature Shop, which archival audio from the original series was used to serve as Dino's voice.
00:59:40.000Oh, they also get into who is Dino's voice?
01:00:47.000This guy is almost as irritating as Mukbuck Mermaid.
01:00:52.000So this guy thinks that Emma Watson appears to him as Jesus.
01:00:59.000And the ridiculous thing about this is he's like, I don't know what Emma Watson is thinking, following me around and being Jesus, but there it is.
01:01:11.000So I'm not a megalomaniac loser lunatic who's obsessed with a celebrity.
01:02:15.000Sometime toward the end of 2016, maybe beginning of 2017, two and a half years ago, I had a psychedelic journey using psilocybin where I had this very profound, realistic vision.
01:02:54.000I mean, I'm like, I've learned so much from her because of the, like, because of the visions, it compelled me to go and learn about her and her activism work and join her book club and read some books and all of this good stuff.
01:03:48.000But there was a little bit of an attachment that was formed, which I think it just makes sense that it would, because I'm like, I don't want to say like I rely on it, but it's something that I've come to expect to happen.
01:04:03.000And what's funny is that I imagine now that I'm going to make this video and share this video, those visions might go away because I'm calling it out and I'm opening the doors.
01:04:56.000And it was so painful, and it was such a small amount of stuff that came out.
01:05:01.000But it was like saying, please be free.
01:05:06.000If there's any part of my energy that is attached to you, which I apologize for if and how it happened at all, you know, but but but please be free and and and like letting her go Letting her go and and having this sort of this knowing that you know it's like if if if all of these visions truly are dude you joined Hermoni's book club.
01:07:04.000So I got really heavy here at the beginning of the show where I talked about how they want to censor you and convince you that it's a nightmare out there so they can protect you, so they can accrue more power.
01:07:14.000So they lie and say imminent race war, oh, my God, we're all going to die.
01:07:18.000And then that enables them to censor you, control what you see, what you can't see, and accrue more power.
01:07:26.000We learned in Virginia that when you just ignore that narrative, everything turns out fine, but I still have to clean the palate with some retardation.
01:07:36.000We saw this guy who thinks Emma Watson is Jesus.
01:07:39.000Now I'm obsessed with this dude, Johnny P, who doesn't seem to really like speaking English very much, but he's decided that his job is to be a talk show host.
01:11:36.000Now, when did you start jumping and getting...
01:11:39.000getting into all that stuff um at a high school yeah so anyway it goes on like that i highly recommend it but his questions are so uh you when was your first wheelie?
01:16:38.000And it's just basically based on the honor system that this isn't fake and you got it from the fish and you put your plaque there and all that.
01:16:47.000And I thought, what a great opportunity for fraud.
01:16:51.000Let's get in there, us immoral New Yorkers, go down to Florida and start going, guess what, buddy?
01:17:11.000And then when people start going, wow, you guys sure are finding a lot of pro fishermen I've never heard of before, skip town back to New York.
01:17:19.000Maybe there's a way there's like a thumbprint of like the fin where like you could tell it's the same one because they don't have the typically the same fin thing.
01:19:18.000Actually, speaking of videos, after that fight on Thursday, I said to Ryan, dude, you need to send me some sort of video apology or something.
01:20:29.000Like, maybe as someone in media, it's different.
01:20:34.000Like, maybe if you're working construction all day on a road freezing your ass off, you want to come home and see like a soccer game in the background or local news or something.
01:20:42.000But I stare at a screen all day for work.
01:20:45.000So I want to not be looking at fucking LED lights.
01:20:50.000Instead, I'm surrounded by TVs on 100% brightness playing commercials.
01:20:54.000Having constant movement in my peripherals is a distraction.
01:20:59.000You're talking to someone and right behind them is a leaping frog who the commercial is designed to have quick cuts and bright colors and to get your attention.
01:21:09.000So it's exactly like talking to someone and someone's like a foot behind them going, hey, Gav, hey, hey, what up?
01:21:15.000Hey, so as you're talking, you're sort of like, yeah.
01:21:19.000I'll have entire conversations where the guy is here and I'm just watching some fucking that commercial, the general, the car insurance guy with the CGI who's friends with the Shack.
01:21:33.000I'm just watching the general save some time as this guy's talking.
01:21:36.000And we're not even looking at each other.
01:21:37.000We're both transfixed by this fireplace.
01:21:39.000I believe that one of the reasons we like TV is because from cave days, staring at a fire would probably mean you're okay, so it releases endorphins.
01:21:47.000But sometimes I'll catch myself just watching a commercial on, say, a Tucker that I've recorded.
01:21:53.000And I'm just like, looking at the lights and the colors.
01:21:56.000Anyway, and I find myself staring at the TVs like a moth drawn to the light.
01:22:15.000If people at bars need a screen to look at, they can pull one out of their pocket.
01:22:19.000We don't need them plastered on every open surface.
01:22:21.000Now, caller, if it's the World Series or, you know, an important game, even I don't watch football, but say it's an important football game.
01:24:44.000Treatment of male infertility, raising testosterone level back to normal after a steroid cycle.
01:24:50.000If a doctor prescribed this to you for low T, you need to find a competent one who will actually prescribe you testosterone replacement therapy.
01:24:58.000It's not too hard to shop around for a doctor when you have the money.
01:25:02.000No, but my understanding is I don't want to take testosterone because I don't want my body to forget how to make it.
01:25:10.000So this, it's, and this guy doesn't know what he's fucking talking about because it's also used to treat female infertility.
01:25:18.000Let me just make double sure I got the right shit because I had to take a picture of it.
01:25:24.000People keep asking me what I'm taking.
01:25:46.000Would help deal with the uncomfortable and seemingly escalating amount of conflict between you two and would be easy content for this site.
01:26:34.000As tax season draws near and our mailboxes fill up with W-Ts, I thought I'd share a list of some of the dumbest fucking ways the government has put the working man's tax dollars to use.
01:27:11.000He said, if you weren't just blowing it on bullshit and we paid you these hundreds of thousands of dollars and then we look outside and the roads are all paved and the schools are great and kids are getting great jobs, we go, I guess that's, I mean, that's kind of what it's like in Northern Europe, although they're blowing all their money.
01:27:35.000The economy would literally be better if you just threw the money in a wood chipper, because that would help inflation because there'd be less money circulating around.
01:27:43.000But go back to the notes here under socialism.
01:27:58.000If the 550 U.S. billionaires together are worth $2.5 trillion, if socialists confiscated 100% of their wealth, they'd raise enough to run the federal government for less than eight months.
01:28:09.000Perhaps our problem isn't how much billionaires have, but how much politicians spend.
01:28:17.000And it reminded me of the next link where Bernie Sanders, we discovered that even when he was on his utopian kibbutz, he was a lazy piece of shit who didn't do anything.
01:28:30.000No, Bernie Sanders was asked to leave hippie commune for shirking book claims.
01:28:34.000Sanders' endless political discussion distracted the hippies from their work.
01:28:38.000It says his idle chatter did not endear him with some of the commune's residents who did the backbreaking labor of running the place.
01:28:45.000DeLowe, that's the guy who wrote the book, writes that one resident, Craig, quote, resented feeling like he had to pull others out of Bernie's orbit if any work was going to get accomplished that day.
01:35:34.000Yeah, we covered that whole like looking for power thing, lying to you about Nazis is relevant.
01:35:39.000And then the palate cleansers, I mean, I'll admit they were a roller coaster of cringe, but I'm still glad that you now know about that mermaid monster.
01:35:48.000Let's see it again when we're talking.