In this episode, the boys discuss the rise and fall of Shane Gillis, the controversy surrounding his comments about Asian-Americans, and the President Donald Trump. Also, a story about a teacher who got into a fight with a 7th grader.
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00:00:52.000Then we had hardcore, which is American punk, which is stripped down, no frills, much faster, much more efficient, fast, cheap, and easy.
00:01:00.000And then the band started to get good, which is unfortunate.
00:01:04.000But, you know, when the replacements got good, they became a pop band.
00:01:08.000When Hoosker Doo got good, they became a pop band.
00:01:10.000And then some of these hardcore bands would just start doing sweet songs.
00:01:14.000And Dagnasty, they really got into emo.
00:01:17.000They started emo by being this band that talked, because Straight Edgers would sing, they're all a bunch of fucking rich kid jocks, but they would sing things like, you know, I'm a convict of a racist crime and I've only served 17 years of my time.
00:03:19.000Yeah, that's what we're going to, that's going to become the theme of this show is, you know, all these allegations against the president where they say he made fun of handicapped people.
00:05:31.000So he folds his books into this little plexiglass thing that holds them up, right?
00:05:36.000The way a person would hold up a book for you.
00:05:38.000And then he'll draw the people in the book.
00:05:40.000And these dogman comics, they have instructional videos, instructional panels at the back on how to draw, you know, hot dog man or whatever.
00:05:48.000So he has that and he's, he, I can see he's been drawing hot dogman.
00:05:53.000And he, after I, I go this, and I pull it out of the plexiglass on his little desk.
00:07:18.000Just when you think you have life figured out and you're the most reasonable you could possibly be and wise, you just, you're challenged by a child.
00:07:25.000Yeah, we're not looking for your Hallmark card version of my fucking story.
00:08:41.000But we were all We were all at the stand, and we're all hanging around, and an LA comic was hanging out, and she's like, oh, hi, I'm blah, blah, blah.
00:11:26.000And the manager comes over and she goes, I understand what you're saying, but this is obviously a mistake from the guy who makes the things.
00:11:34.000And he goes, I'm taking a picture of you.
00:11:40.000Because I think technically, super duper technically, he may be correct in that there's whatever you see as the price is the price that they have to charge.
00:11:50.000Does this set seem slightly darker to you?
00:12:23.000The police verified Target displayed the price of the toothbrush for one penny.
00:12:28.000The store manager, Tori, thanks for outing her so I can, so I'll know if I see her on the street, refused to sell me the toothbrush for the displayed price.
00:13:44.000Everyone, and then she becomes Target Lori.
00:13:47.000And this happened, I think, like yesterday.
00:13:51.000But now, this morning, we find out, one, three, that Tori wins.
00:13:59.000Target manager gets 30 grand in donations from strangers after a customer called the cops and shamed her on Twitter because she refused to sell an electric toothbrush wrongly priced at one cent.
00:14:08.000That's the most gratifying thing I've ever heard.
00:14:12.000And you know, he wants that 30 grand so bad.
00:17:14.000Now, this gossip I was going to say about Conor is I know a guy who was in Vegas during the fight with the previous Muslim.
00:17:22.000His name's like – Connor was obliterated in that fight.
00:17:30.000But what no media covered is, A, all the hotels in Vegas, which have never had this before, had bomb-sniffing dogs because their Muslim population was up so high.
00:17:44.000Secondly, there was about a thousand fights in the stands that night.
00:17:48.000It was Muslims punching anyone with a green shirt and Irish guys pissed off that Muslims were punching anyone with a green shirt.
00:17:56.000So while the fight was going on, there was like fights in the bathroom, fights in the stands, people falling down, people throwing chairs in the front, up where you get beers, people fighting in those hallways, outside of the stands.
00:18:11.000It was total and utter anarchy of Muslims picking fights and no mention of it at all in the media.
00:18:19.000We really are, I think, at a journalism all-time low.
00:18:25.000We are in the laziest time in the history of journalism.
00:18:30.000You're excited to play that fuck Donald Trump thing?
00:19:34.000I may overexplain this because I might put it on YouTube one day.
00:19:37.000But I was arguing with a friend online and he sends me this article.
00:19:43.000And it's to show me that Trump is a piece of shit.
00:19:48.000And I know you're biased, Gavin, and you can't think clearly, but just look at the way he talks to his generals.
00:19:53.000So this article was supposed to be the be-all and end-all.
00:19:57.000And it's called A Very Stable Genius Book Excerpt, Inside Trump's Stunning Tirade Against Generals.
00:20:03.000Because if there's one thing the Washington Post, the liberals over at the Washington Post are worried about, it's people not respecting generals.
00:20:11.000Oh, have you written a lot of articles about how generals are treated?
00:20:18.000I don't think you've ever thought of a general before you could use it as a weapon against Trump.
00:20:23.000But anyway, before I read it, I said to him, dude, that book, A Very Stable Genius, is written by Washington Post reporters who are owned by Jeff Bezos and paid to shit on Trump.
00:20:44.000I was typing to see if there's any articles that they've written about generals before, and I guarantee they wouldn't have been restricted.
00:20:51.000And then I read it, and I go, this is just like a tough guy who's running the most powerful country in the world, talking to people where tens of thousands of human lives are in their very hands.
00:21:02.000Not to mention hundreds of billions of dollars.
00:21:17.000And then they add Trump was now in one of his rages.
00:21:20.000He was so angry that he wasn't taking many breaths.
00:21:24.000Wow, I did not know you were in the room at the time, and you could monitor his breath.
00:21:30.000By the way, this new book that's being advertised on Breitbart a lot about corruption and the left has no unnamed sources and something like 1,500 cited references.
00:21:40.000But all of these like fire and fury books are just like, he almost passed out with rage and his hands were trembling, says an unnamed source.
00:21:48.000All morning he had been coarse and cavalier, but the next several things he bellowed went beyond that description.
00:21:55.000They stunned nearly everyone in the room, and some vowed that they would never repeat them.
00:22:01.000Indeed, they have not been reported until now.
00:22:04.000So I'm assuming the N-word was big, the mother F word was big, really vulgar talk about double dongs or something.
00:22:14.000He says, this is what they vowed they would never repeat.
00:22:18.000Some vowed they would never repeat bullshit.
00:22:23.000So this is the horrible quotes that my buddy sent me like I would go.
00:22:33.000I wouldn't go to war with you people, Trump told the assembled brass, and fuck the assembled brass.
00:22:39.000Addressing them, the commander-in-chief barked, you're a bunch of dopes and babies.
00:22:44.000For a president known for verbiage he euphemistically called locker room talk, this was the gravest insult he could have delivered to these people in this sacred space.
00:23:55.000So then my probably ex-friend, Frank, rolled up his sleeves and he went to Facebook where he cut, probably with a bowie knife, and then pasted a thousand-word diatribe about all the horrible things Trump does that I ignore.
00:24:20.000And by the sheer number of it, I'm supposed to just go, holy shit, I'm sorry.
00:24:27.000I went through them, and I'd like to go through them with you now.
00:24:32.000And again, I apologize in advance if I repeat myself at the beginning, but I want it to be a standalone piece on the off chance we ever make it public.
00:25:34.000And I couldn't resist sending him Joe Biden's latest gaff.
00:25:39.000And he goes, I don't necessarily think he's the best candidate in the world, but should you really be talking about candidates and how great they are?
00:27:50.000When you leave, you get a diploma from Bounce You.
00:27:54.000You now have a PhD in bouncing up and down, and you can go teach bouncing now at any of the various Bounce U community colleges around the world or School of Rock.
00:28:07.000No one leaves School of Rock thinking they have some sort of relevant degree.
00:28:11.000It's just a cool way to label a course.
00:29:33.000You ever heard of the unions in New York?
00:29:34.000Remember Rodney Dangerfield and Back to School when they're building a business and Rodney Dangerfield goes, yeah, but then you got to pay off the unions and you got to pay off these guys and then you got to make sure the sanitation guys are happy?
00:29:45.000We built a store in New York and some Israeli building company that makes a lot of things in lower Manhattan and this was Vice Days.
00:29:54.000And we bid, we agreed on a price and that seemed within our budget.
00:29:59.000And then the cost just kept going up and up and up.
00:30:02.000So let's say for the sake of simplicity, we agreed on $10.
00:30:07.000Then they go, this is going to cost a little bit more, $11.
00:32:14.000You'll notice in that verbiage, it includes the they let you grab them in the pussy, consensual.
00:32:21.000Even my tiny bit of fame, I remember in my single days, there'd be moments where there'd be a girl backstage or at a party or something or in the VIP room, Whatever, and they do want you to grab them.
00:32:32.000In fact, I would say it's your moral obligation if you're single and a woman wants you to grab her by the pussy, you should grab her by the pussy.
00:32:39.000And in Bush's, sorry, in Trump's case, she wanted her pussy grabbed.
00:32:45.000So maybe you're not a sexual person, maybe you've never been around horny sluts before, but this goes on.
00:32:51.000And the reason Trump was talking to Billy Bush that way is he was trying to break the ice and say, look, I'm not a, I'm like a normal guy.
00:34:20.000This is what pisses me off about all this is you're being disingenuous because you know none of these are fucking true.
00:34:25.000That when he made up stories about seeing Muslim Americans in the thousands cheering the destruction of the World Trade Center, you said, not an issue.
00:34:37.000Why don't you think it's an issue that Muslims are celebrating after 9-11?
00:34:41.000Now, what a lot of people don't get about New Yorkers is the difference between lying and bullshitting.
00:34:46.000I walk in, there's like 50 guys trying to fucking give me shit.
00:34:51.000That story is true, but it was 12 guys.
00:34:55.000So, no, in Jersey, I would not say that there was thousands of Muslim Americans celebrating.
00:35:02.000There were, however, a lot of Muslims celebrating in Jersey.
00:35:08.000There have been countless reports of that.
00:35:11.000They all seem to be scrubbed from YouTube, all the video evidence.
00:35:17.000And Jersey residents have confirmed this.
00:35:19.000I got a lot of links for this particular one, Ryan.
00:35:22.000But how about the fact that Muslims all over the world were celebrating 9-11?
00:36:14.000So for you to ignore shit like this and get worried that only dozens, maybe a dozen Muslim Americans in that one particular area in Jersey were celebrating, not thousands, seems like a weird thing to hang your hat on.
00:36:30.000It seems like you don't really give a fuck about justice or terrorism, and you're more concerned with winning because you hate Orange Man, Orange Man bad.
00:36:38.000And I won't get into this here, but I think I know why you hate Orange Man.
00:36:42.000Because he represents pride and a lack of shame and your entire ethos, all your education, all of your fucking beliefs are predicated on shame.
00:37:31.000They try to get you with example exhaustion, where they'll just keep hammering you with all these things until you're like, okay, he's a piece of shit.
00:39:31.000That when you heard him illustrate his own character by telling that cute story about the elderly guest bleeding on the floor at his country club, the story about how he turned his back and how it was all an imposition on him.
00:42:25.000And this happened on that ABC News interview I did where she said, well, you know things could be taken out of context, and you should say things that even out of context, they're fine.
00:44:57.000My hand can go like this, but yours is bent and then you can't straighten it because you have a disease that's a bone kind of a degeneration and muscle contortion problem, whatever.
00:45:08.000Haha, you have a degenerative disease.
00:45:11.000No one over the age of six sees someone in a wheelchair and goes, ha ha, you can't walk.
00:45:18.000And because of the muscles aren't getting used, your legs are like spaghetti.
00:47:41.000That when the Central Park Five were compensated as innocent men convicted of a crime they didn't commit, and he angrily said that they should still be in prison, you said, that makes sense.
00:47:59.000It's amazing how Ava Duvernay and Netflix can just ignore the mountains of evidence and based on some other psychotic rapist and the fact that there was no DNA, erase the case.
00:49:34.000She goes to seminars for neurosurgeons and other people who deal with brain injuries and victims of brain injuries and talks about what it's like, the years of recovery, what she still goes through today.
00:52:42.000Imagine you're beaten within an inch of your life, gang raped, and the narrative, you turn on Netflix, and the narrative is, no, it was some other guy.
00:54:24.000This is like the level of humor we're doing.
00:54:28.000But you just can't handle it because you're humorless.
00:54:30.000And you, I noticed, by the way, you weren't such a prude with Obama and any other president, but now you're really into what's presidential, what's proper, what's respectful.
00:54:40.000You say, die, cis scum and like, don't grab my pussy and fuck Trump.
00:54:46.000But at the same time, you're very strict about who can say what and in what tone.
00:55:31.000He was disrespectful to a reporter who was trying to shit on him.
00:55:35.000Yeah, he should sit there and just take it.
00:55:39.000That when you heard him tell one rally to confiscate a man's coat before throwing him out into the freezing cold, you said, what a great guy.
01:00:04.000And I would go farther than that and say the people involved in the second, the Nazi protest, pushed the statue thing in order to get their numbers up.
01:00:15.000And then at the 11th hour, added the Nazi thing at the end.
01:00:18.000But that's got nothing to do with what Trump said anyway.
01:00:21.000So, no, he was not currying favor with Nazis.
01:00:26.000That you hear him unable to talk to foreign dignitaries without insulting their countries and demanding that they praise his electoral win.
01:00:33.000You said, that's the way I want my president to be.
01:00:38.000FTW, I don't give a shit what shithole countries think of my country.
01:00:46.000Do you think I care about Saudi Arabia?
01:00:49.000Remember right before, I think it was Iran, right before all this shit hit the fan with the Solio Manny, they had just told us that we have to confront our serious problems with racism.
01:01:10.000And then even within the West, you have all these pussy countries in Northern Europe with all their female heads of defense and stuff, their fat lesbian heads of health.
01:01:20.000Like, it's the entire north of Europe is just like Canada where they just hire women in order to virtue signal.
01:01:28.000You think I give a fuck what they think of me, what losers like France think of us?
01:01:36.000All of these countries that are defending themselves, like Hungary, like Italy, like Brazil, they love us and they love their own people.
01:01:46.000The ethnomasochists who want to flush their country down the toilet or the shithole countries that are already in the toilet, they don't respect President Trump.
01:01:59.000Next, that you watched him remove expertise from all layers of government in favor of people who make money off of eliminating protections in the industries they're supposed to be regulating.
01:03:27.000That you have heard him continue to profit from his business in part by leveraging his position as president to the point of overcharging the Secret Service for space in the properties he owns.
01:03:46.000Okay, let me explain something to you.
01:03:49.000He's lost billions becoming president.
01:03:53.000His salary is now literally down to zero.
01:03:56.000And when you come out as anything, when you own lots of hotels and real estate and residential things and casinos, whatever the fuck, when you come out as anything, you naturally ostracize people.
01:04:08.000So say there was a, say the Hilton said, go Mets.
01:04:29.000That kills a whole part of your market down the tubes now.
01:04:33.000That's really bad for business to have any opinions at all because you ostracize the people who disagree with you, especially if they're dogmatic cunts like whoever wrote this.
01:04:43.000So the idea that he's getting rich off of this, what was this thing?
01:04:50.000Speaking of, and she's saying, so her contention is that he's doing all this, becoming president so he can curry favor with these various Businesses.
01:05:01.000And he's not, but meanwhile, this was the Clinton's trademark.
01:05:04.000Like when they had, they had Hillary had Bill Clinton, so she was the foreign affairs minister, whatever you call it, and she had Bill Clinton go and do a talk defending some disgusting Kazakhstani despot.
01:05:19.000And then that despot gave her Canadian buddy rights to mine uranium.
01:05:25.000Millions of dollars pouring into these accounts.
01:07:00.000That you have seen him start fights with every Canada from Canada, sorry, with every country from Canada to New Zealand while praising Russia and, quote, falling in love with the director of North Korea.
01:07:14.000And you have said, that's statesmanship.
01:07:17.000I'm not into statesmanship, by the way.
01:07:19.000And I never say the term presidential.
01:08:08.000they were attacking a U S embassy like they did in Benghazi when Hillary Clinton saw that happen and went, okay, He sees an embassy get attacked.
01:09:22.000The oppressed, the weak, women, and children are safer under the patriarchy than whatever stupid no borders, no wall, no USA at all dystopia you want us to fall under.
01:09:35.000Yeah, standing your ground is pretty aggressive.
01:09:39.000That Trump separated children from their families and put them in cages, managed to lose track of 1,500 kids, has opened a tent city incarceration camp in the desert in Texas.
01:10:44.000Watch TV in Dominican Republic, and you'll see them talk about the immigration problems with illegals.
01:10:51.000Everyone has a problem with illegals, including Mexico, who are not very kind when they catch their Guatemalans and their whatever other stupid Central American shithole makes its way up there.
01:11:07.000Don't think I lost my train of thought, because that's incredibly naive.
01:11:10.000So tell me what to do when Legal crosses the border and hello, this is my daughter and my son.
01:12:02.00080% of Central American women, girls, are raped crossing into the U.S. Coming from Mexico, where the age of consent is 12.
01:12:11.000And there are dozens of cases of sexual assault at these centers as these perverts try to molest the children that are not their children.
01:12:21.000What the illegal Mexicans are doing now is taking advantage of our benevolence and stupid things like this Facebook meme that make us assume that all children are just children of the illegals, just trying to get a better life.
01:13:51.000That you have witnessed all the thousand and one other manifestations of corruption and low moral character and outright animalistic rudeness.
01:14:02.000I thought you don't call humans animals.
01:14:04.000And contempt for you, the working American voter, and you still show up grinning and wearing your mega hats and threatening to beat up anybody who says otherwise.
01:14:13.000You're the violent ones, first of all.
01:14:15.000I don't know if you saw Virginia happen the other day, but there was zero violence.
01:14:50.000And I'm sorry about my animalistic rudeness.
01:14:57.000So what you don't get, this is the final one.
01:15:00.000What you don't get, Trump supporters in 2019, is that succumbing to frustration and thinking of you as stupid may be wrong and unhelpful, but it's also, hear me, charitable.
01:17:22.000As Brian pointed out the other day, all Adam Sandler movies are him being normal and then looking over at some crazy guy with one eye going, and then cutting back to Trump going, I mean, I could spend a whole show on the allegation that Meryl Streep ran with, that he sees this reporter go, hey, you said you saw people dancing in Jersey after 9-11.
01:19:07.000All presidents have the same lesson to learn, and they all learn it early on the first full morning of their respective administration.
01:19:13.000At that point, they've already taken their oaths, already declared their principles to the nation, already enjoyed the first round of celebrations, already settled in to what they imagine will be an administration marked by great words and historic deeds.
01:19:24.000They are ready for the lesson that will haunt them throughout the remainder of their days in power, giving them the somber gravity that so many people mistakenly attribute to the unimaginable pressures of the job.
01:19:34.000Nobody knows that this change in them has almost nothing to do with anything they face as chief executive and everything to do with the ordeal they all survive after their first night sleeping under the White House roof.
01:19:47.000It's a fucking ghost story for a child.
01:20:27.000And the reason I'm calling you stupid is because if I don't, I have to call you racist, malicious, destructive, sinister, fascist, a lot of other really spooky words.
01:20:41.000So next time I call you stupid, say thank you.
01:27:03.000You're willing to push three buttons and then answer some questions?
01:27:08.000Just like this fucker at Target and just like that Republican pussy in the other episode where they tear his thing down and he goes, he puts his hands in his pockets and he goes, call the police.
01:27:23.000So the moral here with this, this Jamie Chambers thing is, if you're going to go to try to ruin a man's life and ridicule him for something that's not a big deal, you're picking a fight.
01:27:38.000And if you go to pick a fight with someone, don't immediately go, oh my God, this got violent.
01:27:51.000How about a theory of a pepper that fights?
01:27:52.000Why don't you go to a rap concert like Public Enemy and interview people about how much public enemies suck and then get outraged when someone slaps you in the face?
01:29:17.000He's one of the few people that have ever touched me and told me I need to take care of myself.
01:29:21.000She died of diabetes three years after this incident.
01:29:26.000Her gravestone says, I told you so, Peter.
01:29:28.000I've been hired because I've never been, you know, fat shamed like that.
01:29:32.000I can't believe the absolute outcry of people in La Mesa who have experienced so many problems from this man.
01:29:41.000In addition to the alleged assaults caught on video Monday, a local reporter says Karsus shoved her camera equipment to the ground before pushing her.
01:29:49.000Court records show a criminal case against the 77-year-old in 2013 and two civil suits.