S02E115 - TRASH CULTURE [2020-01-22 - S02E115 - TRASH CULTURE]
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 40 minutes
Words per Minute
153.57332
Summary
This week on Free Speech, the boys discuss how to deal with a breakup, Ryan's new blazer, and why he doesn't wear pants. They also discuss the dangers of using the word "poop" in public, and how to handle a breakup.
Transcript
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I put you down where you belong, but I'll never talk to you.
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Pretty intense jam when you're 19 and you're making a mixtape for a chick and you guys have broken up and you put that on there.
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Guys, teenagers, if there's any teenagers watching this and you break up with a girl, don't send her anything.
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Don't say, I ain't missing you at all, like that John Waite song.
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Hey, um, I gotta be honest, when I went back home for Thanksgiving, I kissed this...
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It's like when someone says this trilogy, did you hear what Retard Ryan just said?
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So I get up to make a point that the second there's any infidelity or if she says, I'm having doubts about this relationship or we need a break or whatever, just but he looks at me and he goes, you have to poo?
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That's an oldie but a goodie I've forgotten about.
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Ryan just put this in my pocket at the 11th hour, which is weird.
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Like, they have to advertise that it's an untuck.
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Oh, yeah, it's got the little thing in the corner.
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So, Never Talking to You Again by Hoosker Dew was from the album Zen Arcade, which is a pretty intense album.
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This blazer is going to bother me the whole show.
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And that's, I realize when we say it, all week, we're going to have acoustic songs by hardcore bands.
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And then I don't feel like continuing this to next week, so we're done.
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What if I redid the free speech theme with my acoustic?
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But I would also, I'd like to bid adieu to some soft hard songs.
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And if you just bear with me, I'll go through this as quickly as possible because the odds of you sharing my taste in music are one in 56.
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Conflict were an anarcho-punk band inspired by Krass, early 80s.
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And basically, it's just a guy screaming stuff about the guns in the streets.
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And it's just like men and women reading essays at the top of their lungs about anarchy and animal rights.
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And it's kind of funny because they have one song where the code is cut.
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And there's a few other bands like that, Earth Crisis and Flatfoot 56.
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But Earth Crisis, they get so into rights, life rights, that they go, hey, I don't want you killing mice or human beings.
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But they have this one song, These Things Take Time.
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Everybody knows she's going to mash up the country.
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The mad lady, what we're going to do about this mad lady, she's going to mash up the country.
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They're talking about Margaret Thatcher, which I don't get.
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Most anarchists today hate capitalism and love communism.
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It's funny hearing these songs in this day and age.
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Like, how does the fuck does he remember these lyrics?
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At the CVGB final closing, and he was so nervous.
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Yeah, I'd be nervous too if every song has 3,000 words in it.
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Next one I was going to play during Soft Music by Hard Bands is Operation Ivy's Bad Town.
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This was Rancid's previous band starring, the fuck's his name?
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My friend Aiden went to jail because they had this song called Caution.
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And he wrote it in cement because they just laid the sidewalk.
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But he was like, caution is a word that I can't understand.
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And when he looked up, there was two cops just standing there like this.
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We do, we hit the radio option, so it's a playlist.
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Like, when I was very young, we'd make mixed cassettes and trade them with people all over the world and then eventually give them to girls.
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And then we'd make burn CDs, give those to friends and girls.
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That's so easy, though, that I don't think a girl would be impressed.
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That's like saying, hey, I was listening to the radio.
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This is a particularly romantic algorithm that I thought you might enjoy.
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Also, from, so Lars Fredrickson, who was in Rancid, has a song called The Viking from his solo album, which I'm convinced Tim Armstrong, the guy who just wrote that song you just heard, I think he wrote all of Lars' songs.
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Because he's never done anything before or since.
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There's one line in this song where he goes, and I turned tricks for a thrill.
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Does turning a trick mean like trick means you sucked a dick?
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No, turning a trick means I'm a prostitute and I did a service.
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Back in the day, did it used to have like a different etymology?
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Well, he's like my age, so there's no back in the day.
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Well, crafty or underhanded service maneuver stratagem or like the intended to deceive or cheat artifice.
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That's actually the first one that comes up here.
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What a prostitute does, selling sex for money and they're like, wow, the trick is the job.
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Amused a lot of people at that particular party.
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I also had that little nugget thing with the coconut shells.
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And people said it was this one, but it was this one.
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What looks like my thumb came off, but I just bent it down and had this other thumb bent to make it look like one thumb, a long thumb.
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You take two quarters, I only have one dime, right?
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And when they're not looking, put the dime in your ear, right?
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You put that away from them, and then you've got your other quarter or dime.
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And you do all that, and then you put it in your mouth, and then you show them that you don't have it anywhere.
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And then you just go, keep putting your mouth, put it on your cheek or something.
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And you can do like professional magician level sleight of the hand because it isn't a sleight of the hand.
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My son, my seven-year-old, I hate showing pictures of him because there's so many psychos out there, but this picture is so good.
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He was eating salt and vinegar chips from a bowl, and I was like, eat them with your hands.
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So anyway, I freaked out because I go, holy crap, you have a chip on your shoulder.
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You literally have a chip on your shoulder, which he did.
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From going like this, one of them fell, a little tiny piece of a chip fell on his shoulder and he didn't realize it.
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And then he started to go, because he thought we were laughing at him.
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Dear, whoever is in charge of technology on Earth...
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I don't understand why emails don't instantly appear on my...
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You got to show his face because he doesn't understand why I'm taking the picture.
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And then I had to tell him, no, no, no, no, no.
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He's that look on his face like, am I part of this joke?
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Seven seconds, seminal, very positive 80s hardcore band.
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This is like all these bands, these hardcore bands, they're just like, let's go as fast as possible.
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And then they start getting good and getting good at it, if you will.
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Anyway, that's a great song because he talks about the salad days.
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With punk rock, and I think with everything, when you're in a scene or you're doing a thing, skateboarding, fucking, I'm sure, skiing, anything, and you talk to people slightly older than you, they talk about the salad days and how, oh, you should have been here in the 80s, or you should have been here in the 70s, or you should have been here in the 60s.
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And the people from the old 10 years are always telling the people from the new 10 years, oh, man, you don't even know what it was like.
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That's kind of different because I'm talking about a thing people used to do that has been erased.
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And this is when people talk about salad days with a scene, they're always actually I'm about to do it.
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But the point is, in that song, he goes, it's a lie.
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Although I'm about to contradict that lie because I never said I was consistent.
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Yeah, you know why Washington is so photogenic and videogenic and easy to document?
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Because they were all rich kids of politicians and professors.
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Like I know that Ian is a normal dude or HR or whatever.
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That's why there's all these awesome pictures of the Bad Brains.
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Anyway, that brings me to the last song, which is by the Bad Brains, who you just saw.
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He was in jail and he called in this song from the jail phone.
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Yeah, you put your little palm there so that way it kind of like makes it like a chunky.
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They have another song called Secret 77 that back in when I was a young man, that song was gay, but I don't want to use the word gay.
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So you would lift up the needle and just go over that song and not listen to it because it was against the rules.
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And then hardcore was big in DC, so they reluctantly made hardcore that they didn't really enjoy.
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But the reason I'm off on this tangent is because I was boxing today.
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So I'm not a morning guy, but I box in the morning.
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And I'm sick of these guys kicking the shit out of me.
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So I thought, I'll have an energy drink and kick their ass.
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Because you have this cocaine super up and then you're down.
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So I'm in the ring with this guy, Tommy, the same guy you saw last week in my how to box video.
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And the problem with him is he comes at you like a Zamboni.
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And you're supposed to, when people do that, you're supposed to either push them back or hit and pivot and then get them on the side.
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Pivot out of the way of a Zamboni, especially when it just goes and turns with you.
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So I just keep hitting it and hitting it as it comes at me.
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Anyway, I was like a ninja going, thanks to that energy drink.
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And it was like he was punching me in slow motion.
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This is all within the first 20 seconds of a three minute round.
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And then he sees a pattern where I do this thing where I go up and then try to make it a left hook on the way up.
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And then after that, I was just fucking exhausted.
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I'm obviously the most inexperienced guy there.
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And I say to the guys who've been doing it for decades, good.
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Another trick I like to do, you're always wanting the round to be over, right?
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So like after 20 seconds and down, everything's gravy.
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It's sort of like in class, remember, where you would look at the clock and you'd be like, okay, I can't look at the clock.
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And then it would go to like, okay, I have to peek.
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And then you just kept pushing and pushing and trying not to look at the clock till it get to, it got to half past.
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So you're basically, just like when you would pray your way through class, you're basically trying to get to the 45 mark with the minute hand.
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And so 30, everyone's like, you're not supposed to look at the clock because it looks, makes you look weak, but you'll see people peering at the clock like, is this fucking thing going to end?
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And then when it's down to like 30 minutes, 30 seconds, 20 seconds, I go, minute 10, guys, minute 10.
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And you can see them, no matter how good they are, just sort of go, are you fucking kidding me?
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Anyway, I know this is a, I'm trying to make a point.
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Believe it or not, this entire intro is a point.
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In fact, I think we should call the show Mosh Pit or something.
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I think I'm getting dumber, which is good because I'm so intelligent that I don't have a lot of people I can relate to.
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And the dumber I get, soon Ryan will be like an inspiration.
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Anyway, so then after that round, the sadistic coach, who sometimes when he says shit, you probably haven't seen this, but there's a movie with Sally Field where she holds up this sign that just says strike.
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And I want to do another boxing video where I recreate that scene.
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Where I just go, I should write strike, though.
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Anyway, where he's like, okay, guys, just a couple more rounds.
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And I just sort of stand on the couch with that sign, strike.
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This is me at the gym when they say, okay, just a couple more rounds on the wall bag.
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I'm not doing a couple more rounds on the fucking wall bag.
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I'm not throwing a fucking medicine ball around.
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Join industrial workers of the world or some shit.
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That's the one guy who's sick of doing fucking rounds too.
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Then I'm going to stand on the couch by the rings and just hold that up.
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And then I'll have guys just like with their teeth taking off their Velcro things on their gloves, like undoing their wraps, throwing them on the ground.
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Because back when this was a valid point, they got it stuck in their craw.
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And now that unions are destroying entire sectors and fucking bloated public unions like the teachers union are ruining education, they're like, but Sally Field!
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Yeah, where'd all our factories go, you stupid bitches?
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The same, I fought three guys, but two of the guys I fought were all hitting the heavy bag together.
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And as I'm hitting it, I realize that a big part of this sport, sweet science, is the brotherhood, the camaraderie, the bonding, and the violence is part of it too.
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Like that guy just punched me in the head and here we are friends again.
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I'm not purporting to know what it's like to be a soldier, but they talk about, I miss my boys, I miss my buddies.
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You know, I feel I have guilt, survivor's guilt.
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This is why men's clubs used to be ubiquitous up until those cunt feminists you just saw ruined it.
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Before that, before the mid-80s, clubs everywhere.
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And it wasn't so much what we were doing and the rituals there.
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It was just like men hanging with men, being masculine and not thinking about fucking all the time and not having to be polite, not pulling out chairs and making fart jokes and talking about sex and saying like, fuck, I got to get laid more.
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Or being around a kid who isn't getting laid and going, dude, you got to get laid more.
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And when you take that away, you take away masculinity.
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And yes, you make some good headway in destroying the patriarchy.
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But as we said yesterday, the patriarchy is what makes women safe.
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Nowhere are trannies safer than under the patriarchy.
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Cis white males protect trannies better than anyone.
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And for the record, some trannies are being killed.
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The national average is more like 2.6 per 100,000.
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But if you want to look into it, it's mostly the black drug dealers that they seem invariably, inevitably attracted to.
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And as I was doing this, I was like, this is a big part of why I'm here, is the camaraderie.
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And there are sometimes chicks there, but see them hit the heavy bag.
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They're either black or Puerto Rican, but when the white girls and the moms come in, boop, boop, boop, you're like, I could put my actual scrotum in between your boxing glove and the bag and be fine.
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And it reminded me of hardcore, growing up, listening to hardcore.
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And I'm not doing a salad dates because I'm sure there's still hardcore shows, but just being in the mosh pit with those dudes and we'd be covered in sweat, punching each other, thrashing into each other, smashing.
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Sometimes skinheads would come and punch us while we were in there, Nazi skinheads, but that was just like an unfortunate side thing.
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And I was remembering, I'm sure I told you this about this before, but we had a song called Diarrhea, my band, Einos Chinook.
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And then I would put my mic out and everyone would go, diarrhea.
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And I remember looking at their faces, and it was like golf ball eyes and sweat, and they were maniacal.
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I like how the only thing on YouTube for my band is our worst show ever and our shittiest song.
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This is when those guys were getting all finagly with their guitars, and everything had to be a 10-part rhapsody.
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Anyway, I realize now that the reason they were screaming diarrhea like that is because this was just some good old-fashioned, retarded fun.
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Yeah, stage diving, screaming, falling, getting bloody.
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And a big part of moshing, by the way, was when someone falls.
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When someone falls, you would scoop down with your arm and pick them up.
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In fact, me and that guy who got arrested for writing caution, him and I would just be spazzes.
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As we got older and we became the old guys at the club, we would just be spazzes and keep falling all the time.
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So the Mosh Pit have to keep picking us up constantly and we'd be going, thanks, Plop, thanks, Plop, thanks.
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This was a weird New York thing, the swinging windmill arms that never really caught on anywhere else.
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I'm much older than these people, so we were closer to, we were closer to, like, pogoing and slam dancing.
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Anyway, it's all a long-winded way of saying that this war on masculinity is dangerous and wrong, and it's polluting men's minds.
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And again, I'm not sitting here saying we're being prevented from crossburning or gang rape or anything.
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I'm just talking about shit where we weren't hurting anyone.
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And it's really, really important for especially young men.
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When you're 14, your fucking libido is a curse.
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And to be able to just get your mind off of that, hang with some dudes who have the same trouble with you and just let out some aggression.
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Tonight I'm going to grind and let out all the aggression.
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It's weird how every single thing in the fucking world is on the internet.
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Remember that awesome movie I told you about, the Swedish movie about the death of masculinity?
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This was a black guy singing with a really weird anal voice.
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SCUM was the acronym for our police force, like, Securitaire de Communité d'Urbaine de Montréal.
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I'm a folk professor here to give you a story How you get low Money, a gun, cheap It's an acquired tape.
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But in the 80s, with Canadian hardcore, there's a thing with purposely whiny voices.
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Anyway, in the trailer for Force Majeeur, which Julia Louise Dreyfus is about to ruin with her fucking cuck co-star Will Farrell, he gets stranded outside the apartment and she won't let him in.
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It's either a superhero sequel or a frame by frame rip-off of a successful European film.
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So he gets locked out and there are these guys screaming their heads off and they seem to be like Swedish teens or something, early 20s.
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I don't know how long we've been talking now, half an hour?
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Now, I don't know if that movie is mocking these guys, but if they are, they're wrong.
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Like we're genetically designed to be conquering other tribes.
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And we've come up with substitutes, screaming and yelling and pouring beer on each other at a ski resort, boxing, men's clubs, moshing.
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It's like my boy's teacher saying he's been boxing in class.
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I have another friend at my kids' previous school.
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She gets a call from the teachers and they say, yeah, he's really badly behaved.
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When I was young, if your boy wasn't rambunctious, you were worried.
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And so they said to her, So we're going to have to penalize him for being a boy.
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You know, he's seven years old and he doesn't want to sit in a fucking chair and listen to me blather on about marks for some reason.
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In Train Dabusan, the baseball club were the ones that did the most damage.
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Oh, so you're saying that men's clubs are negatively portrayed in Chinese media?
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There were rowdy teens that were just making noise.
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They're like, yeah, like before anything, any zombies happened, it's a zombie movie.
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And they just start whipping ass because they're a rowdy unit of young men.
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When I'm just discussing true things, you can't bring in fiction as an example.
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I was just looking it up to see if there was a good clip.
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So the school says to him, we have to penalize him for being rambunctious.
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However, if you can take him to a psychiatrist and say prove he has or get diagnosed with ADHD, well, then we can't do shit because it's a disease and he won't be penalized.
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I take my son to some expensive analysis, $3,000, and then he doesn't get a D. So I'll take that extortion deal.
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And then when they go to the psychiatrist, what does he say?
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I'm going to prescribe Adderall, which is amphetamine sulfate, amphetamines, speed.
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In other words, the state has said, make your seven-year-old boy into a drug addict.
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And what it does, it makes these guys catatonic.
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If they have any kind of, you know, extra energy and they take Ritalin, they're just sort of...
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But even a step above that, it was like, no, it's still exaggerating.
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But I remember I took the pill and then I remember going, ugh.
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And then I just felt like immediately after I took the pill, my mom was like, no, we're getting you off of this.
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She thought that as soon as I take the pill and I just start stumbling around, oh, you were lying.
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This dude, Tucker's producer showed me this thing that he won't show me any more of because they still want to do it and he doesn't want me to scoop him.
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Because we know how Tucker Carlson's watching every move we make here on Get Off My Lawn.
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It says, do you have trouble getting your kid out of your teen out of bed in the morning?
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So it's Adderall wrapped in a coating of like time-released fucking amber.
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The exterior coating takes seven hours to be digested.
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There was no point where I took Adderall where I wasn't saying, this is a wild ride.
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Like when I ran that ad agency, I would take half a pill or a quarter pill and have a coffee.
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And then I'd come over to him like around 11 a.m. and go, this is a real wild ride.
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Like kids are on, I think it's more intense than Coke.
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Kitty Adderall could be a lifesaver for parents and children.
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One Harvard neurologist says it'll be helpful for millions of families.
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This is the socialist mentality that I hate, by the way, where they go, if we enforced mandatory toothbrushing and there was, say, an electric shock you get on your wrist, cavities would go down 98% and our dental costs as a society would be reduced by 79%, saving over $2 trillion a year.
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Now that we're done discussing the merits of masculinity, how long have we been on for?
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How long does that leave for the rest of the show?
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Ryan, why wouldn't you be looking up the 40-45 while we do this, you fucking subhuman retard?
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Instead, you're scrolling down to the next link, which I'm not intending to talk about.
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I got my great-grandfather's pocket watch fixed yesterday.
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I didn't know you could put it in your top pocket.
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That's exactly what Anna Kasparian's nose looked like before her nose job.
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I was listening to Stern this morning, and they were talking about pretty woman.
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And I realized because we live in a culture of woman privilege and non-white male privilege, we watch that movie and we go, oh, God bless her, cotton socks.
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Remember when she went into the store and they went, what are you doing here?
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Now, the movie is popular because it's so weird and has never happened ever.
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Rich, super duper millionaires do not date prostitutes and they never look like Julia Roberts.
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So the shopkeeper sees the odds of her being a crack whore are what?
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What are the odds a prostitute is a drug addict?
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As far as shoplifting goes with prostitutes, I'm going to say 1 in 2.
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So when she goes into these stores, they look at her like she doesn't belong.
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Now, on this show, we're very pro-working class.
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And then at the end of the movie, she shows up and she's, for some weird reason, married a billionaire, which is unfathomable.
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And then she does belong in there because she's rich.
00:48:48.000
What percentage of the prostitute population do you make up, Julia?
00:49:15.000
I would continue your policy of ostracizing prostitutes.
00:49:19.000
Sure, one in a thousand will show up with tons of money.
00:49:29.000
The other 999 times you're preventing someone having explosive diarrhea on your clothes, puking on your clothes, getting into a fistfight with her pimp in the store, wrecking merchandise.
00:49:42.000
Her hand goes through the glass thing as he's pulling her hair.
00:50:14.000
I'm going to fuck somebody up, but I can guarantee you're brown.
00:50:21.000
Now, you know, this woman performs sex acts, turns tricks for money.
00:50:25.000
In other words, she has the same job as Julia Roberts.
00:50:28.000
She starts dating a pizza delivery man, and she comes back.
00:50:32.000
Oh, it's like we were saying the other day with Conor McGregor and the Muslims.
00:50:36.000
When he fought that Muslim guy, all the hotels had bomb-sniffing dogs.
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Because they literally couldn't afford to risk a Muslim terrorist blowing up one of their hotels.
00:50:50.000
So when people have their own money on the line, all of a sudden, bigotry and noticing patterns is a thing.
00:50:57.000
And anyway, it reminded me, this is, we're not really getting through the top news stories of the day today, are we?
00:51:21.000
But the subtext is these snobby bitches said I didn't belong in figure skating.
00:51:41.000
But also in the same movie and in the true story, her disgusting weirdo boyfriend goes and caps What's her knots because she's the competition in other words the snobs were right again Maybe we should have made this a green screen when snobs are right.
00:52:10.000
I was the best figure skater in the world at one point in time.
00:52:21.000
Did they shame her for being kind of white trash?
00:52:26.000
Yeah, so the j- Oh, you haven't seen this movie?
00:52:29.000
Well, when she's starting out, she's white trash, obviously.
00:52:32.000
And the judges of these competitions are too harsh.
00:52:39.000
Because figure skating is so snobby that they don't like trashy broads because they think they'll, you know, attract a bad element, a negative element to the sport.
00:53:13.000
She was dressed in some stupid tutu thing that her white trash mom made, and the judges looked at it and went, oh, you seem trashy.
00:53:26.000
Because she brought her trashy boyfriend and he fucking broke some kneecaps.
00:53:32.000
In the movie, they sort of him and haw about it.
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She clearly was like, yeah, fuck that bitch up.
00:53:47.000
I know we've got a lot of trash culture here and stupid, shitty Netflix movies, and I'm about to get even trashier.
00:53:55.000
But just to cleanse, briefly cleanse the palate with some actual substance.
00:54:00.000
I'm reading this great book by Alexander Solzhenitsyn.
00:54:08.000
James O'Keefe has been pushing the Gulag Archipelago because he discovered these Bernie Sanders supporters are pro-Gulag.
00:54:15.000
And again, the Gulag is Russia was so poor that they didn't have prisons.
00:54:23.000
So they just send them to make walls and rivers and canals and big projects where tens of thousands of people would die as opposed to the Brooklyn Bridge where I think it was like 180 or 200 or something.
00:54:42.000
Anyway, Salzenetsyn wrote about these gulags and would interview people who were on the gulags.
00:54:51.000
Eventually he was kicked out of the Soviet Union in, I think, 74.
00:55:03.000
The Gulag Archipelago is obviously awesome and fascinating, but this is a really good book I've been reading called Warning to the West.
00:55:08.000
And it's a collection of three of his speeches and a couple of his essays.
00:55:13.000
And it's just him saying to the West, don't trust the fucking socialists.
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Don't say, well, they kind of have a point and all cultures are different.
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No, your culture is the best and you have to stand strong against communists.
00:55:37.000
Communists are like junkie whores who will just keep scrounging and asking to borrow money until you run out of money.
00:55:43.000
Every time you talk to a communist and try to work with them, you're enabling them.
00:55:47.000
And I thought it's a good example of Trump's policy.
00:55:50.000
Remember yesterday we were talking about that allegation that foreign dignitaries won't speak to him.
00:56:07.000
So that was a book I think you should check out.
00:56:10.000
I'll probably get back into it when I'm done and tell you some highlights.
00:56:24.000
Even though in the past years it has been strongly disturbed by California.
00:56:31.000
Many people living in the West are not perfect English though.
00:56:37.000
He sounds like a heckler, like some Russian guy heckler.
00:56:40.000
Hey, whoever made that, can you turn down the Russian guy?
00:57:12.000
Also in the erudite news, Milo put out this incredible picture of Notre Dame just as it's starting to burn.
00:57:22.000
Sometimes if I really like a picture, I'll send it to China and have the Chinese do an oil painting of it.
00:57:37.000
A few days ago, LeFigaro published a picture from inside Notre Dame Cathedral.
00:57:40.000
At the moment, the area above the altar caught fire and began to rain down hot lead from the 856-year-old roof.
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It is simultaneously horrifying and mesmerizingly beautiful.
00:57:53.000
If it were not for the knowledge of the destruction to come, this 1 30th of a second would look like the very glory of God himself over the cross.
00:57:59.000
And maybe it was, as a test to the nation of France and the entire Western world.
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By the way, if it was a test we failed, we know that was Muslims.
00:58:09.000
There was curious dudes skulking around on the roof before the fire.
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With the light coming through the windows all symmetrically, there's smoke rising up.
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It just shows you how beautiful Notre Dame is too because even without the embers, it's breathtaking.
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The colors in there, too, are yeah, and 850-year-old wood doesn't burn.
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Petrified wood, and they're sitting there blasting it with a blowtorch, and it just wouldn't burn.
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You've got to pour gas on that shit to make it go.
00:58:59.000
With even more optimal conditions than Notre Dame.
00:59:05.000
What's the most sacred religious artifact in Europe?
00:59:13.000
I went to Jesus' birthplace in Israel, in Bethlehem, and I couldn't hear myself think for the fucking speakers doing the call to prayer.
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And then hundreds and hundreds of guys praying.
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There's a big fence around the church that has the place where Jesus was born.
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And all these ugly bitch liberal balls, boomer-angry woman liberals, this doesn't have a number.
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Post pictures of themselves to say, look at this ugly bitch.
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Hatred and Trump and her immigration values have made her so fucking ugly when look how gorgeous I am.
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This really sort of sums up our enemies, doesn't it?
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And she looks pretty spectacular as far as I'm concerned.
01:00:38.000
Maybe her eyes are kind of asymmetrical, but for 53, if your wife is 53 and you look like that, people assume it's your second wife.
01:00:48.000
No one looks at Kelly Ann Conway and goes, oh, you must have married your high school sweetheart.
01:00:55.000
And these fucking ugly hags, by the way, in these pictures, we don't see their bodies.
01:01:01.000
You know that that chick in the green sweater has a gunt that hangs over her belt like a sad elephant ass.
01:01:09.000
You know that woman with the pearl necklace's tits are indistinguishable from penises with nipples on the end.
01:01:19.000
Pompous leftist ladies think they look much better than the 53-year-old Trump admin counselor.
01:01:26.000
Now this is what makes me mad about Alex Jones.
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Now there are some where they took screen grabs.
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My kids make fun of me when I say screen grabs.
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If you're documenting liberals being assholes, then take screenshots.
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That you guys have this bizarre vision where you can't see what's in front of your face.
01:02:34.000
She looks like she's under a bridge collecting a toll.
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She looks like a sunburnt raisin with a wig on.
01:03:10.000
I would fuck her, assuming like I'm not married or whatever, for I'm going to say, you can't think too much of this.
01:03:26.000
My body is telling me, my instincts, my soul is telling me $800, sorry, $1,800.
01:03:35.000
Because you have to think what you'd say no to.
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So if there's a paper bag with $1,700 and they slide it over to me, I would slide it back.
01:03:46.000
And don't say something stupid, Ryan, like $10,000.
01:03:48.000
I think in this case, it would be like if you're going to hover in that area.
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See, if I wanted 18 and somebody gave me 17, I'd take it.
01:04:17.000
So you would push the $9.99 back away from her.
01:04:42.000
Lesbians think they look hot when they look like fairly attractive men.
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And maybe, I don't know their beauty standards.
01:04:52.000
But lady, you're talking about Kellyanne Conway, right?
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But that's like a male bodybuilder going, check out this.
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I mean, she's met, you know, this is also woman pouring through thousands of photographs, finding that one where the sun blew out their wrinkles.
01:05:37.000
You're still not as attractive as Kellyanne Conway, but you're not as hideous as those other pigs.
01:05:42.000
How much would you have to be paid to fuck her, Ryan?
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I mean, because I have no interest in that at all, so I'd have to say.
01:05:55.000
My price is going to go down from the other one.
01:06:19.000
No, that I know, but I wanted to pull up the song.
01:06:30.000
See, this is why they deleted all their pictures because everyone was laughing at them.
01:06:37.000
You're not allowed to put lingerie or high heels on, and that's cheating.
01:06:43.000
I would do it for my life, just to keep my life going.
01:06:59.000
No, because before I wouldn't go less than $1,000.
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I would, again, I'm not married in this scenario.
01:07:28.000
And there's something they always do in these episodes.
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And I watched, this was a very telling episode because, look at that fucking disgusting pig.
01:07:47.000
We just had this Norwegian BBC come interview me.
01:07:52.000
And they're like, do you think that people that are fat are lazy?
01:07:57.000
And they go, no, they don't have food education.
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They come home after working for 12 hours and they are so tired, they just eat garbage.
01:08:08.000
Have you ever seen anyone on 600 pound life with a fucking job?
01:08:35.000
They go, this guy, John, talks about how when my parents were divorced, it was really hard on me, and I had trouble dealing with it.
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In other words, it's my parents' fault and my grandparents' fault.
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And they would say, and I would use food to cope.
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I think my parents are the only parents in the world who aren't divorced.
01:09:12.000
And also, as a side note, my mind can't understand this eating to cope.
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Yeah, maybe my perfect ideal food, but otherwise I'm sure.
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Even my perfect ideal food, some super, you know, the best French chef in the world makes some thing, pastry thing.
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I don't sit down and be like, oh, meal number two.
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Plus, when you're feeling anxious, you have anxiety, the last thing you want to do is eat.
01:09:54.000
When I'm stressed out, I'll lose tons of weight.
01:10:19.000
But my appetite came back with a fury because all I wanted to do then was eat.
01:10:27.000
Can you be gay if there's no threat of any man ever fucking you?
01:10:35.000
I kept having these bad seizures and they had to put me on this epilepsy medicine that kept me real sick because my immune system was all out of whack.
01:10:42.000
So I stayed kind of thin for a little, like too thin for a little while.
01:10:47.000
I was like getting too thin for a little while.
01:10:54.000
I gotta say, as the only homo I've ever seen in 600 pound life, he has the nicest house I've ever seen on 600 pound life.
01:11:08.000
Things started to get better when I was eight because.
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After a few years, we found out that my tumor was benign.
01:11:19.000
John's story is all about the divorce and food to cope.
01:11:22.000
Lonnie is all about his tumor and his seizures.
01:11:27.000
And then he said everything was better, and then I stopped eating.
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But then I came out as gay, and my family was very religious.
01:11:36.000
So it's your for one guy, it's the parents and the grandparents.
01:11:51.000
And this is one thing I will criticize the show for, is not having the insight.
01:11:55.000
They go through the same, what's that addiction show?
01:12:08.000
And then I was dating a guy and he took a picture of me naked with a Polaroid and he passed it around the school.
01:12:18.000
Because someone saw your perfect 17-year-old tits and they're at the best they're ever going to be.
01:12:25.000
You should thank him that you got your perfect tits documented.
01:12:32.000
And I don't know if I can cite jobs for intervention.
01:12:45.000
It was a drug dealer that punched me in the face with a pair of brass knuckles and knocked my two front teeth right off.
01:12:51.000
It's not worth it because I'm 19 years old and now I have dentures for the rest of my life.
01:13:03.000
But last night I watched this guy, Gideon, and he's like, I weigh so much, it fucking sucks.
01:13:11.000
It's funny because they write their own script and then they read it, but they're not voiceover actors.
01:13:15.000
So they're just sitting there going, I feel so bad.
01:13:18.000
I know that I'm killing myself, but I know that if I don't lose weight soon, not only will I die, but I will get divorced and my son will no longer recognize me as his father.
01:13:47.000
These guys are so fat they don't have to blur their dicks because nobody can see them.
01:13:59.000
And by the way, the girls are always fairly hot.
01:14:14.000
Anyway, he goes through up and down, can't get it together.
01:14:32.000
And, you know, he's like a corrections officer for wayward youth.
01:14:36.000
And he's big enough to sit on them if they get out of control.
01:14:46.000
That's a very important part of the Western psyche.
01:14:57.000
Because all that Americans really care about is jobs.
01:15:11.000
If you get divorced or dumped or you're going through a shitty time, work overtime.
01:15:22.000
This is why I think manufacturing in America is so important.
01:15:27.000
I don't care if General Electric would be much better off in Mexico.
01:15:35.000
Working at McDonald's is better for your soul than being on welfare.
01:15:48.000
But I think it's time to jump over to the mailbag.
01:15:56.000
I like when my hair has this little flumph here.
01:16:03.000
Yeah, it makes me look like an intellectual hunk.
01:16:32.000
And I don't have to wait till next hump day now?
01:16:50.000
Dear Gavin, this may sound faggy, but the Gavin McInnis show has huge sentimental value to me.
01:16:54.000
I think it was about five years ago when I subscribed to Compound Media.
01:16:59.000
Is there any chance you'd be able to stream the TGMS uncensored.tv somewhere in the future?
01:17:04.000
Or should we just get a new subscription at Compound?
01:17:07.000
I will also definitely be willing to pay for a digital copy of this season.
01:17:12.000
Help me get lay with your mission to help Rats.
01:17:14.000
So I'd love to check out some of those episodes.
01:17:22.000
Because that would be fucked up if you weren't and retarded.
01:17:28.000
Every time I email Keith and I say, hey, can I get those shows?
01:17:35.000
And the most recent thing he said was Vimeo just made us take all those down.
01:17:44.000
Now, I've heard rumors that you can still get them if you are on Compound Media, but, wow, she was a smoke show.
01:18:02.000
That guy stabbed me in the back after Proud Boys raised $800 for him after his mom died.
01:18:22.000
Yeah, well, he didn't know David Duke was coming on the show to talk about the dangers of white bread.
01:18:28.000
Anyway, so yeah, I'll probably buy them off of Keith.
01:18:32.000
It's kind of weird that he's charging me for them.
01:18:38.000
You know, I hate it when conservatives go, oh, liberals never have the facts.
01:18:45.000
Everybody was in a way different place in their career.
01:19:08.000
I don't know why you're not subscribed to this if you're not.
01:19:16.000
Why are so many of your weirdo callers obsessed with Nick and his stand on race mixing?
01:19:23.000
From what I can tell, this is his personal opinion for his own personal life.
01:19:29.000
I started watching Nick about a month ago because of all the hullabaloo.
01:19:33.000
And what you know, he's never mentioned race mixing once in his show.
01:19:36.000
For the love of God, quit obsessing about a 20-year-old's personal preference on life partners.
01:19:43.000
We also had a lot of people saying, dude, the Boogaloo isn't a race war.
01:19:50.000
Yes, but it's also seen by the mainstream media as a race war.
01:19:55.000
So you have to, it becomes perception versus reality.
01:20:02.000
Yeah, I'm kind of done with talking about fucking Groupers.
01:20:05.000
It's sort of like my problem with anti-Semites is they want to talk about Jews all the time.
01:20:08.000
And as Mike Cernovich said, I'll talk about it once a month.
01:20:12.000
But I'll talk about Groipers once a month from now on.
01:20:18.000
I'll try to be brief and interesting for starters.
01:20:19.000
I'm 100% on board with Gavin's view of school, and I am in fact planning on homeschooling my daughter.
01:20:25.000
However, I also believe he could not be more wrong in regards to fiction.
01:20:29.000
Not all fiction is two gay elves fucking each other in the ass under a rainbow.
01:20:34.000
Atlas Shrugged is fiction, as is all of Dostoevsky.
01:20:38.000
I'm not sure if you're just being hyperbolic or do you really believe that fiction should not be read by adults?
01:20:46.000
So if I'm going to read a Russian author, I'd rather read Solzhenitsyn's speeches about the West than a made-up Dostoevsky story.
01:21:03.000
John Kinsman is reading War and Peace because he's in prison.
01:21:16.000
I asked because I know he's a very good friend of Jim Goad.
01:21:30.000
Are you getting everything out before you blow your head off?
01:21:44.000
Like, this is some fucking random kid, and he gets to ask me four questions with a PS?
01:21:56.000
I just finished Polonix's new book, which is a story about people rising up and killing all politicians and media persona.
01:22:01.000
There's a character in the book named Gavin McInnes.
01:22:06.000
I figure it can't be a coincidence as he makes many other modern references, including Rules for Radicals, Antifa, and Incels, along with names of other people like Keith Ellison.
01:22:17.000
I figured there is a story, though, as he's one of the most disturbed and talented people around today.
01:22:31.000
P.S. I'm not sure on the layout of the studio, but as a day one viewer of the show, the only real critique I have is turning Ryan around.
01:22:48.000
Imagine I said to Tucker Carlson, I think I would like you on the right and then the guest on the left.
01:23:08.000
By the way, Chip Chipperson is something I just...
01:23:18.000
I don't know how I would act if I was on that show.
01:23:20.000
Do I pretend that you're Chip Chipperson, but you're not?
01:23:38.000
I'd like to thank you for yesterday's episode, Stupid Trump Supporters.
01:23:41.000
Your 50-minute green screen segment on Frank's Facebook copy and paste 1,000-word diatribe was a breath of fresh air because there was no detective shitty to interject.
01:23:50.000
Whenever you do a green screen bid, it reminds me of your old show when you hosted solo.
01:23:55.000
I'm going to be an asshole and suggest going heavy on the green screen for GOML and much less of you and Ryan constantly butting heads in the studio room.
01:24:12.000
Maybe I'm getting sick of the mailbag, to be honest.
01:24:20.000
And it's someone who's never had a show, never done anything in media, and they're all like, yeah, I think what should happen here, why don't you make your show?
01:24:29.000
And then you can have Ryan face your Ryan face a certain way, or you can do more green screen.
01:24:53.000
And they talk about, I guess, a real-life Nazi hunter.
01:24:56.000
Ephraim Zuroff, the top Nazi hunter for the Los Angeles-based Simon Weisenthal Center, said he believed Karkas should have been extradited.
01:25:10.000
He said it was unfortunate that Poland and the U.S. didn't move more aggressively to do so.
01:25:16.000
Why the fuck have you not pulled up this motherfucking article?
01:25:28.000
Minneapolis man exposed as commander of Nazi-led unit dies at 100.
01:25:33.000
A pillar of the local Ukrainian community, Michael Karkok, was...
01:25:48.000
So while you're researching how to make this show a better show, you're fucking up your job.
01:26:06.000
This is like when they called that terrorist a austere scholar.
01:26:13.000
Michael Karkok was a top commander of a military unit accused of war crimes.
01:26:18.000
Yeah, this is exactly why Jordan Peel's Netflix show is so motherfucking retarded.
01:26:25.000
We have our own militia out to get these, what, four guys?
01:26:33.000
Say they broke into his house, right, in the show and shot him in the head.
01:26:40.000
You're literally, what, 70 years late on getting the bad guy, but okay, you killed Michael Karcock.
01:26:53.000
And by the way, thanks for showing the Nazis that if you commit war crimes, then you better watch your ass when you're 100 because you might get shot in the head.
01:27:15.000
The motherfuckers become like mother flipper and fudge.
01:27:22.000
But I was just like watching it, just getting so annoyed with Jordan Peel.
01:27:27.000
He grew up in the Upper West Side with a white mom, went to all white schools.
01:27:31.000
And since meeting that stupid bitch, Chelsea Paretti, his entire career is now white people are evil.
01:27:47.000
Although, the one with the scissors was just a black family with an evil black family, right?
01:28:17.000
This time like a great big chicken just waiting to be plucked.
01:28:31.000
I thought they sat with the guys after the movie and said, here, read this.
01:28:35.000
And then they do it in a soundstage and go, mother flipper.
01:28:38.000
That'd be a good idea, but I that's what they did to get that's clearly what they did to get out.
01:29:06.000
Our viewers, they send me viral videos that are a week old and have 3 million views.
01:29:26.000
So she was harassing some Muslim guy who's in the frozen food section.
01:29:41.000
happens if like the Myst movie starts happening in that same thing and she's one of the ladies there.
01:29:59.000
Like, why do you forget your R halfway through the word?
01:30:08.000
Anyway, thanks for the heads up on a viral video that at least, according to this, 45,000 people have seen and is from four days ago.
01:30:20.000
Although that sort of follows this theme of being the no news show.
01:30:32.000
The other day you screamed at him for the first 50 minutes.
01:30:36.000
William, maybe Milo could try to get Tom McDonald on his show?
01:30:46.000
just sort of sitting around thinking about stuff.
01:31:01.000
I was wondering, by the way, I keep getting sent that guy.
01:31:05.000
Fucking Angry Foreigner sent me that video and says, this is a good guy to red pill people.
01:31:12.000
It has 50 million views and it's from two years ago.
01:31:28.000
Why do you think we want to hear about your dick?
01:31:29.000
Nothing on the planet could be less interesting to me except his story about Pelosi's Gash.
01:31:33.000
Must be tough coming up with ideas for shows every day, but when you jump the shark with your pecker, you know you're at the bottom of the barrel.
01:31:40.000
I even hate to say, but Milo's show has been getting better and even slightly better than yours.
01:31:45.000
Like, what compels someone to write this to a stranger?
01:31:56.000
I'm one of those people who cancel my membership if you hire Nick Fuentes.
01:32:02.000
Gavin, it always annoys me when viewers write in and criticize your technique.
01:32:12.000
I'm sure you think there's some entertainment in bashing Ryan.
01:32:19.000
You need to check out this guy's YouTube channel.
01:32:36.000
I can either A, sit in the house and have the old lady give me the old, why the fuck haven't you finished all those projects you started six years ago?
01:32:48.000
Or I can go stand in a fucking snowbank and get some piece of shit running.
01:32:52.000
Oh, it's minus 40 Celsius is minus 40 Fahrenheit to the same.
01:32:58.000
Your cold stars are part of the cold start to the guess they match after a while.
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We have recently switched to drinking water bottles out of water, out of, when we have water bottles, out of plastic, sorry, away from plastic towards paper like drink box water bottles.
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Alaska's always going to have a fucking beat, but you know, give us the old pity fucking, let us have cold starts.
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Cold starts, I think he's talking about finding abandoned trucks, putting in fresh batteries and starting them up, fuck.
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If this is some ancient video with a billion views, I'm going to fucking kill you, Anthony.
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Gavin and Ryan, please react to this rap video.
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And it is from a week ago, 321,000 views, but I have not seen it.
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I don't know if you're right that he's kidding.
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Yeah, and it's not done in a fucked up weird voice.
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But it's mumble rap and this isn't mumble rap, you fucking retard.
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Yeah, this is an incredibly popular pop song that dominated the charts.
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You don't see the difference between this and the squeaky guy?
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That's got nothing to do with the freak we just saw.
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Because he squeaks because he doesn't give a fuck.
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Mumble rap, he's trying to start a new wave, and it's called just, whatever the hell, squeak rap?
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Anyway, that was super funny, but Ryan ruined it by thinking it was real and coming up with a fucking stupid theory that Dram is the same as Darko.
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And by the way, folks, please find out if that rapper is serious or not, the Sesame Street Elmo guy.
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And you can hear me give a long apology to Ryan if he is joking.
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This was Comcast fired this guy for doing this.
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Now he's recording with his GoPro, as he always does, probably to avoid insurance problems if he gets hit by a car or something.
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This sort of links back to what we've been saying in this show.
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The guy in the blue coat who just sat there going, oh, yeah, yeah.
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But this guy who protected this woman's bike, I assume it's a woman, and caught this fucker in the act is fired.
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I don't know why this was, it's a crime to prevent bike thievery.
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And this goes back to this sort of war on men, war on masculinity, war on the patriarchy, war on independence.
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It's just like the new Rochelle coach who was fired for calling his drunk niece's mom.
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By the way, the bitch who got him fired has just been forced to resign.
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She gets you fired, and then she gets herself fired for being incompetent.
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That's what I liked about that Target manager from yesterday who got 30 grand.
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Although she really just sat there and took abuse.
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Parents demand superintendent resign over coach suspension.
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So we need more people like that Comcast guy, and we need less pussy corporations that are so scared of the rules of getting sued that they walk all over their employees, anyone with any kind of bravery, anyone with any kind of gumption or grit or honesty or manhood.