Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E118 - TRUMP IN NJ [2020-01-29 - S02E118

00:00:04.000 Mr. Sheavil Cigar, my daughter, come here, come and say, the body is yellow.

00:00:08.000 Tell them standing for me in the shark.

00:00:10.000 I have done no more.

00:00:12.000 You jump in.

00:00:13.000 Oh, I from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's get off my lawn with Devin McGuinness.

00:00:20.000 Tell me what you really want, all night No wonder punani, super make me name Me wante bode, im wante punani I mean no it nice So Thank you.

00:00:35.000 What happened here?

00:00:40.000 It doesn't look like anything's broken off.

00:00:44.000 But something's broken off.

00:00:48.000 Did that also happen after the documentary day?

00:00:51.000 What was the documentary day?

00:00:53.000 Where those fellas came by?

00:00:56.000 Yep.

00:00:57.000 Actually, I don't remember.

00:00:59.000 I think it was.

00:01:03.000 You know what I was thinking about that film crew?

00:01:05.000 They were from Oslo, right?

00:01:08.000 It was like the Norwegian BBC doing a documentary on the new right and how dangerous everything is, I assume.

00:01:15.000 It was a bold buddy of mine from the band Turbo Negro, which is why I agreed to do it.

00:01:19.000 But there was so much crapping on healthcare and the free market and capitalism and greed and money and, you know, left-wing bullshit.

00:01:32.000 And I didn't bring this up, but I realized you guys are on welfare.

00:01:37.000 You're not a real media broadcaster.

00:01:39.000 This show takes in money from subscribers, and that's what perpetuates it.

00:01:44.000 If the subscribers go away, we don't got a show.

00:01:48.000 That's not the case with them.

00:01:49.000 They don't have to answer to anyone.

00:01:52.000 So they're sitting there with this basically a charity network bitching at me.

00:01:57.000 Isn't that always the way?

00:01:58.000 I noticed that.

00:01:59.000 I did an interview with the CBC once in Canada, and they had done some, some guy had written a book about the commodification of rebellion, and it had Shay Guevara's face on a coffee cup.

00:02:10.000 That was the cover of the book.

00:02:11.000 And it was like, marketing the revolution or something like that.

00:02:14.000 It was all about how everything has to become marketing and money and it ruins everything and money, money, money.

00:02:21.000 And I said, isn't it kind of strange we're all sitting here at the taxpayer trough feeding on public taxes and talking about the evils of money?

00:02:30.000 And they canned the interview.

00:02:33.000 And they did what Canadians do.

00:02:35.000 British people do this too.

00:02:37.000 Instead of saying, oh, we can't air it, they said, yeah, we're currently going through it.

00:02:41.000 It's been rescheduled.

00:02:42.000 And they just kind of bore you to death.

00:02:45.000 So you're like, I don't care what happens to it.

00:02:47.000 Yeah.

00:02:48.000 And that way there's no confrontation.

00:02:49.000 There's no problem.

00:02:50.000 This is how Canada had the Canadian Revolution.

00:02:54.000 You know, the Brits had Mel Gibson.

00:02:56.000 I mean, the Americans had Mel Gibson and the Patriot running around killing everyone.

00:03:01.000 And in Canada, we just sort of bored them to death.

00:03:05.000 They're still technically the head of Canada.

00:03:08.000 If you look up Canada and Wikipedia, it says the queen is the head of state.

00:03:12.000 Couldn't see her instituting anything.

00:03:14.000 How about you get that pussy out of the White House or sorry, the Parliament buildings there, Queen Eliz?

00:03:20.000 She can't even fix her own goddamn house.

00:03:23.000 That opening song was Stephen Segal and Lady Saw.

00:03:28.000 The song is strut, and Lady Saw is known for her sexuality.

00:03:32.000 And when it combines with Stephen Segal, you get lust and passion and adult content.

00:03:38.000 This is going to be a very adult show, so maybe don't watch it if your kids are around.

00:03:42.000 But let's hear a little bit more of this sexy song and try at home, try not to get a boner.

00:03:48.000 And ladies, try not to need an always with wings because you're going to be so wet.

00:03:51.000 Did Stephen's go to say Punani?

00:04:09.000 Go back.

00:04:09.000 Yeah.

00:04:20.000 Now you know, let's have a shot of rum.

00:04:23.000 Let me come make you come.

00:04:29.000 To the ocean.

00:04:30.000 That's Steven Segal saying that.

00:04:32.000 Shadow Rum make you come.

00:04:33.000 He just said.

00:04:34.000 Oh, really?

00:04:35.000 Keep going.

00:04:35.000 Yes.

00:04:36.000 He talks about you want to stare at a butt, but you shouldn't do that.

00:04:39.000 Come, let me know, let's have a shot to run.

00:04:43.000 Then we can make you come into the ocean.

00:04:47.000 That would be fine.

00:04:48.000 You can be my battle cat.

00:04:50.000 Nice title breeze.

00:04:52.000 Bring it to your knees.

00:04:58.000 That lady saw's biggest hit, of course, is from many years ago, but it was a massive, massive hit in Jamaica.

00:05:07.000 And it was called, I wanna fuck you with my heels on you.

00:05:12.000 I wanna ride on you ding dung.

00:05:15.000 She is a four, and I highly recommend a four if you're just looking for recreational intercourse because they'll do anything.

00:05:23.000 And they're very thankful.

00:05:25.000 I know it's a cliche, but it's valid.

00:05:29.000 There she is.

00:05:30.000 Everything but her nose is fantastic.

00:05:33.000 She's a butter nose.

00:05:35.000 A butter nose.

00:05:38.000 it does look kind of like a stick of butter If anyone's making a playlist of all the Get Off My Lawn songs, I would skip Segal and put this one on.

00:05:54.000 Are you sure this is heels on?

00:05:55.000 Yeah, that's the intro there.

00:05:57.000 Oh, the intro has another song.

00:06:03.000 The tits aren't really filling up that corset.

00:06:05.000 Tonight, tonight.

00:06:08.000 Let us tear up the stair floor.

00:06:11.000 Tonight, tonight.

00:06:14.000 I want to give it to you, Oddball.

00:06:17.000 Tonight, tonight.

00:06:21.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on.

00:06:23.000 Yeah, let me ride on your ding-dong.

00:06:27.000 Ride on your ding-dong, okay?

00:06:28.000 I've been waiting for you so long.

00:06:30.000 Take me to the string song.

00:06:31.000 Let's fuck to a slow song.

00:06:34.000 She's not very subtle, is she?

00:06:36.000 This is a slow song.

00:06:37.000 To a slow song, yeah.

00:06:42.000 I'm gonna fuck you like my phone, yo.

00:06:45.000 This is not the radio edit.

00:06:51.000 I got mad.

00:06:54.000 I wanna feed you deep inside.

00:06:57.000 Babe, you know I got mad pray.

00:07:00.000 My madmak you up.

00:07:02.000 Looks like Ving Reigns.

00:07:03.000 She really does.

00:07:07.000 She's about to get medieval on that ass.

00:07:09.000 I can see you got a heart on.

00:07:11.000 Wait a minute.

00:07:11.000 Let me turn the base up.

00:07:14.000 That's Shaggy.

00:07:15.000 Looking a little worse for wear.

00:07:19.000 You know, in Jamaica, if you don't go home with the girl that you were talking to, no matter how ugly or fat, you're a blood-clad batty boy.

00:07:28.000 And everyone will not beat the shit out of you, but tease you forever.

00:07:32.000 It's like a fat person not eating a cheeseburger.

00:07:36.000 That just reminded me of another hit song.

00:07:38.000 The last we'll do.

00:07:39.000 Look up that Smell Your Dick.

00:07:42.000 Do you know that song?

00:07:44.000 It rings a bell.

00:07:45.000 Treat me mean and crude.

00:07:46.000 Let me smell your dick.

00:07:49.000 It's a beautiful R ⁇ B song about infidelity and how these ladies like to test that, which is to smell his piece.

00:07:56.000 Johnny Knoxville used to wear two pairs of underwear to avoid this very problem.

00:07:59.000 And he'd throw out the bottom ones.

00:08:02.000 So his underwear was always fresh.

00:08:07.000 I think, like the previous song and this song, it never occurred to them that this is raunchy or over the top.

00:08:15.000 It's just their way of life.

00:08:18.000 culture Like if you start laughing, they're like, why are you laughing at me?

00:08:26.000 What's so funny?

00:08:27.000 And she played this for her mom.

00:08:29.000 And her mom was like, that's really beautiful.

00:08:32.000 The whole family is like, yeah, I cried.

00:08:34.000 Grandmother, that's one of the nicest songs you've ever made, Daniqua.

00:08:38.000 And it's pointless.

00:08:39.000 And you're helping people because I might try that.

00:08:42.000 That's a handy tip.

00:08:43.000 Thanks, honey.

00:08:47.000 Why you coming home five in the morning?

00:08:51.000 Something's going on.

00:08:52.000 Can I smell you, dick?

00:08:55.000 Don't play me like a fool, cause they're what you need to do.

00:09:00.000 Maybe Dominican?

00:09:04.000 Why is our tampons freaking your foreskin?

00:09:07.000 Is that good luck?

00:09:09.000 It looks like dynamite.

00:09:09.000 Why you gotta do me like that?

00:09:12.000 Why you gotta do me like that?

00:09:14.000 All right, that's enough of that.

00:09:15.000 You like nigga, where you at?

00:09:17.000 I wanna smell.

00:09:18.000 See, the problem with this too is that these songs are gonna be stuck in our head.

00:09:22.000 Yeah.

00:09:22.000 And you're gonna be going to get a BLT later on.

00:09:27.000 And you'll be like, I wanna fuck you with the heels on.

00:09:30.000 It's not gonna leave my head at all.

00:09:31.000 I wanna ride on your ding-dong.

00:09:33.000 Yeah, well, white toasted, yeah.

00:09:35.000 Obviously, mayonnaise.

00:09:38.000 There's a Fat Joe song, and it's like, where my niggas with the real bitches?

00:09:44.000 Or where's my niggas with the big tits?

00:09:46.000 Something like that.

00:09:47.000 And it's men singing and then female singing.

00:09:49.000 And the female chorus is, where my niggas with the big dicks?

00:09:53.000 And then Fat Joe, or maybe it's Big Pun, is like, where my bitches with the big tits?

00:09:58.000 Or something like that.

00:09:59.000 And they go back and forth.

00:10:00.000 And my brother, I was in the car with him once.

00:10:02.000 And I put that on a mixtape.

00:10:05.000 So it was in his head.

00:10:07.000 And as he's like, turn the corner, he's like, where my niggas with the big dicks?

00:10:15.000 Are you trying to find them in your car?

00:10:18.000 Is that why we're driving around downtown?

00:10:20.000 You're trying to find some?

00:10:22.000 You want to fuck them with your heels on?

00:10:27.000 Let's use a green marker today.

00:10:28.000 So let's get down to the news.

00:10:36.000 Ryan went to Wildwood, New Jersey yesterday.

00:10:39.000 I didn't go because I don't have to.

00:10:42.000 And wait, Trump said something.

00:10:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:44.000 2-0.

00:10:46.000 Trump in Jersey.

00:10:48.000 Now, he said, and everyone's laughing at him.

00:10:55.000 When you see me do a lot of these takes, a lot of the times I've said, oh, coming out of the job, job, fuck.

00:11:01.000 Then I leave and come back.

00:11:02.000 When you talk all the time, you fuck up words.

00:11:05.000 And most of us can say cut and start again.

00:11:07.000 But when you're at a podium, you can't.

00:11:09.000 So yes, God forbid Trump fucked up a word.

00:11:12.000 And yes, God forbid someone laughed.

00:11:16.000 Democrats decided to shield and shelter criminal.

00:11:21.000 Look, look, wait.

00:11:23.000 Perfect recovery.

00:11:24.000 Perfect recovery.

00:11:26.000 So when you go criminal, your natural instinct is like, look, sorry, hold on.

00:11:31.000 So remember, remember Justin Trudeau with his, yes, we are drinking out of a plastic water bottle.

00:11:31.000 I got to stop.

00:11:41.000 No, when we use a cardboard water bottle.

00:11:50.000 This is how not to save a fuck up.

00:11:52.000 ...is okay to return to the house right now to be able to express directly to her my apologies for my behavior and my actions, unreservedly.

00:12:02.000 The opposite member, Whip, was being impeded in his progress.

00:12:09.000 Not so bad.

00:12:12.000 What a shitty example.

00:12:13.000 That's not the one.

00:12:14.000 There's the drink one, and then there's also the free trade one, where he goes, a trade surplus is where we buy, we take more steel than they, they, Yeah, that's the water bottle at the top there.

00:12:36.000 This one right here?

00:12:37.000 This one is great.

00:12:38.000 Does this mean that restaurants, for example, won't be able to use plastic cutlery?

00:12:43.000 And what would you have to say to small businesses who can't afford to make this massive change?

00:12:49.000 Well, this is exactly why we are taking the time over the coming year to analyze, based on science and data, what is the right path forward on banning harmful single-use plastics.

00:13:02.000 We know that there are perhaps unintended consequences we need to mitigate for.

00:13:07.000 We need to make sure we ensure that offer opportunities, the most significant crisis.

00:13:14.000 And what do you and your family do to cut back on plastics?

00:13:20.000 We have recently switched to drinking water bottles out of water, out of, when we have water bottles, out of a plastic, sorry, away from plastic towards paper, like drink box water bottles sort of things.

00:13:36.000 There's a number of choices we can make as consumers that will do better, and every consumer needs to look at smarter choices in their consumption.

00:13:47.000 Anyway, so you went down there.

00:13:50.000 Now I'm saying.

00:13:52.000 You went down there.

00:13:54.000 I did.

00:13:55.000 7,000, there was room for 7,000 people.

00:13:58.000 100,000 people responded.

00:14:00.000 We got in early, but you never got to show your ticket.

00:14:03.000 Getting in the venue was absolutely hopeless, right?

00:14:05.000 Yes.

00:14:06.000 There was a long line in like a baseball stadium, a baseball field, like a diamond cardboard, sorry, a baseball area.

00:14:19.000 Strike your app.

00:14:20.000 No.

00:14:22.000 A base cardboard.

00:14:23.000 Consumption, if you will.

00:14:26.000 And yeah, dude, there are people camped out there for a while.

00:14:30.000 We talked to this lady who was like number 34 in line, and then it's just like, she was there so long, she was like, she lost her spot, and then whatever.

00:14:38.000 So, but everybody was like, wait, she was there so much, she lost her spot?

00:14:41.000 She was there the day before, she was number 34 in line, and then she was like, I gotta like not be here for this.

00:14:48.000 But her family was telling me that she was like, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:14:50.000 You're so bad at telling stories.

00:14:51.000 I gotta, like, not be here for this.

00:14:53.000 What does that mean?

00:14:55.000 I have to, like, not be online for a little bit.

00:14:57.000 Like, I need to go shower or poop or eat.

00:15:01.000 She puts it up.

00:15:01.000 So she blew it.

00:15:02.000 But her family was waiting in line.

00:15:04.000 But everybody was in good spirit.

00:15:05.000 There was nobody there.

00:15:06.000 Like, oh, sucks.

00:15:07.000 Everybody was happy.

00:15:08.000 I had an argument this morning, by the way.

00:15:10.000 I've had two arguments in the past two days.

00:15:12.000 Actually, three.

00:15:14.000 I'm at the DMV, and I'm there the second it opens, which is 8 a.m.

00:15:19.000 I get there at 7.50.

00:15:21.000 That's the secret to bureaucracy, folks.

00:15:23.000 Get there right before it opens, wait in line outside.

00:15:26.000 Boom, bang.

00:15:27.000 I was out of there by 8.11.

00:15:29.000 Nice.

00:15:30.000 But this Jamaican woman comes up, gets out of her car, which was parked in front of the place, and stands there, and she starts putting on her coat and stuff.

00:15:38.000 And we've already formed a line.

00:15:39.000 Not many people, like seven people.

00:15:41.000 And I go, excuse me.

00:15:42.000 She's like, I go, you're not getting in the line?

00:15:45.000 I was here first.

00:15:46.000 I was here almost an hour ago, you know.

00:15:49.000 And I go, okay, but you weren't in the line.

00:15:51.000 I couldn't stand outside because it was too cold.

00:15:54.000 So I had to wait in the car.

00:15:56.000 Well, I was here a week ago.

00:15:58.000 And I'm like, yeah.

00:15:59.000 I go, that's not how lines work.

00:16:02.000 And she goes, it was, she just kept repeating it.

00:16:04.000 It was too cold.

00:16:05.000 And then I go, oh, that sounds nice.

00:16:07.000 I don't want to get into a big to-do where there's seven people, whatever.

00:16:11.000 And I just go, oh, that's, I like that.

00:16:14.000 You get to warm up.

00:16:14.000 I like that idea.

00:16:15.000 It doesn't get my sarcasm, of course.

00:16:17.000 You get to warm up in the car.

00:16:19.000 That's fun.

00:16:20.000 Yeah, you can try it if you want.

00:16:20.000 Exactly.

00:16:24.000 One time I was getting off the plane in Jamaica and this Puerto Rican, this Jamaican 14-year-old fat pig who's like six feet tall just walks past me, which is my pet peeve.

00:16:38.000 I don't let anyone pass me on the plane.

00:16:40.000 Seat 19 can exit after seat 18, but before seat 20.

00:16:47.000 Everything's numbered.

00:16:49.000 So she squeezes out there.

00:16:50.000 Now she's stuck.

00:16:51.000 And I go, it actually goes by seat.

00:16:51.000 Now I can't get out.

00:16:54.000 So you'd be back there.

00:16:56.000 And then I'm after this guy because he was in front of me.

00:16:58.000 And then she, you know what her amazing comeback was?

00:17:00.000 No, it doesn't.

00:17:03.000 All right.

00:17:03.000 Well, that's the end of that debate.

00:17:06.000 Jamaican women don't seem to know the basic rules of waiting in line.

00:17:10.000 Come to think of it.

00:17:11.000 They don't know tic-tac-toe either.

00:17:12.000 When I was a kid, my Jamaican friend Ashley, typical Jamaican name too, right?

00:17:16.000 Sebastian Ashley.

00:17:18.000 They always have Scottish names.

00:17:18.000 Duncan.

00:17:19.000 Yeah.

00:17:20.000 But I blocked him in tic-tac-toe.

00:17:22.000 He's like, you're cheating.

00:17:24.000 And I was like, you're retarded or Jamaican.

00:17:28.000 You're Jamaican me crazy.

00:17:29.000 All right.

00:17:30.000 So I got some clips.

00:17:31.000 Okay, so wait a minute.

00:17:32.000 Wait a minute.

00:17:32.000 Let's back it up.

00:17:34.000 So yeah, I guess we're ready for your clips.

00:17:37.000 Now, I didn't want you to get in because inside, first of all, getting a camera in there would be a nightmare, blah, blah, blah.

00:17:43.000 But inside, we're just going to see the speech that everyone can see.

00:17:46.000 That's going to be all over the news.

00:17:47.000 Doy.

00:17:48.000 Now you're the guy at the Steel Panther concert recording this show.

00:17:51.000 We could.

00:17:52.000 It's like Anthony Cumia when on Veterans Day or whatever, we go on Keith's boat and we watch the fighter jets.

00:17:58.000 And he's sitting there with his fucking $7,000 camera, zooming in, trying to get them as they whip by.

00:18:04.000 It's like, Ant, all of these planes will be online.

00:18:07.000 Yeah.

00:18:08.000 Like, what are you going to do with that picture?

00:18:10.000 Nothing.

00:18:11.000 But I took it.

00:18:12.000 And he admits, he goes, I know, it's retarded.

00:18:12.000 Yeah.

00:18:14.000 I can't explain it.

00:18:15.000 Even on like fights, I'll see something really exciting.

00:18:17.000 And then I'm like, how about that's a story instead of a shitty video?

00:18:21.000 I actually don't even want to see his speech because if it's not totally off the cuff, then it's just like, we're going to work together and everyone's going to be friends and we make him.

00:18:31.000 And I don't care about platitudes.

00:18:33.000 They're not interesting to me.

00:18:34.000 I don't watch presidential debates.

00:18:36.000 His speech, I watched it on the way home and it was great.

00:18:41.000 Here's the thing about Trump.

00:18:42.000 You know he's reading, but you don't know where the line is.

00:18:45.000 When is he going off the script?

00:18:46.000 When is he not?

00:18:48.000 It's like still exciting.

00:18:49.000 You're kind of like, how's he doing this?

00:18:53.000 All right, look, stop.

00:18:54.000 He's so good.

00:18:55.000 He's so good.

00:18:56.000 So, anyways, so I love Wildwood.

00:18:59.000 So being there was great.

00:19:01.000 And you know what I noticed?

00:19:02.000 I think even the protesters here, which you'll see, they were all like civil, like they were nice people.

00:19:07.000 Oh, I wanted to bring that up.

00:19:08.000 Why don't you go to a Black Lives Matter rally with 100,000 people and protest it and say, this is bullshit.

00:19:15.000 You guys are framing cops as racist.

00:19:18.000 You're full of shit.

00:19:19.000 And see how well you do.

00:19:21.000 I mean, the irony is that the average American and Trump supporter is seen as the most racist, bigoted, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:19:29.000 Meanwhile, We're the nicest guys, we're the sweeties, we're the safest people.

00:19:34.000 We're so safe, you can come into the rally, put on a clan hood, and be safe.

00:19:41.000 Like, imagine doing that at a rap concert and being like, This band sucks!

00:19:46.000 Yeah, you'd be sewing machine stabbed.

00:19:49.000 Yeah, talked to the cops afterwards.

00:19:50.000 They were like, Yeah, this has been great.

00:19:52.000 It's clean.

00:19:52.000 Look at the streets are clean.

00:19:53.000 Look at the Virginia rally where they cleaned up after themselves and there was zero incidents.

00:20:00.000 Literally zero, yeah.

00:20:01.000 Dang.

00:20:02.000 After the media warned about the Civil War, the Boogaloo.

00:20:06.000 Also, Joker, they were like, there's going to be Joker shootings.

00:20:08.000 Oh.

00:20:08.000 Based on what?

00:20:10.000 White males.

00:20:11.000 There's a rise.

00:20:11.000 There's the base.

00:20:12.000 There's Adam Waffen.

00:20:14.000 There's Proud Boys.

00:20:14.000 Hate is on the rise.

00:20:15.000 There was a shooting in New Zealand.

00:20:17.000 It's on the rise.

00:20:18.000 Actually, the only thing.

00:20:19.000 Forget the 90,000 Christians a year that die.

00:20:21.000 That's irrelevant.

00:20:22.000 Actually, the only thing that was uncivil was this Zoomer half-black kid.

00:20:28.000 And I don't think he was a Trump supporter.

00:20:30.000 He was just a kid who was like, let's go with my friends to this rally.

00:20:34.000 She's like, I like Trump.

00:20:34.000 And they bought a flag.

00:20:36.000 I'm holding a Trump flag.

00:20:37.000 I want to keep the immigrants out.

00:20:38.000 I want to keep out the Mexicans and the Muslims.

00:20:40.000 Oh, you think he was a disruptor?

00:20:42.000 He was just an asshole.

00:20:43.000 I want to keep the immigrants out isn't something people say.

00:20:46.000 No, exactly.

00:20:46.000 So I was like, are you a groiper?

00:20:48.000 Are you like a Zoomer Nick Fuentes guy?

00:20:51.000 He's like, I don't know what that is.

00:20:52.000 And I was like, what do you listen to?

00:20:53.000 Like, what do you watch?

00:20:54.000 He's like, Fox News.

00:20:55.000 I don't like CNN.

00:20:56.000 That's Clinton News Network.

00:20:57.000 We don't do that.

00:20:57.000 He's just memeing.

00:20:59.000 You just smell a rat.

00:21:00.000 It's not even like he's doing it for the left.

00:21:02.000 He's just doing it to be a pest, you know?

00:21:05.000 So, well, I'm not sure that's true either.

00:21:07.000 Why would you go do that just to be a quote-unquote pest?

00:21:10.000 Because he was like a young.

00:21:11.000 He uses the word pest.

00:21:13.000 When you work at Raider, Opian Anthony fans.

00:21:16.000 Like, you know, just, he's just, he's just memeing.

00:21:19.000 What do you call trolling?

00:21:20.000 He's just trolling.

00:21:21.000 Just troll.

00:21:22.000 I don't believe you.

00:21:23.000 Anyway, let's see some of your clips.

00:21:24.000 He's a neutral.

00:21:25.000 Now, how many clips do you have in total from this excursion?

00:21:28.000 I got a bunch.

00:21:29.000 I guess we'll show the rest tomorrow on the live show.

00:21:32.000 Yeah, I mean, we could go clip by clip.

00:21:34.000 Eventually, maybe I'll put them all together because there's a lot of good B-roll, a lot of good.

00:21:38.000 I want to put people there.

00:21:39.000 I want to put people there.

00:21:40.000 Hodge did a really good job of taking B-roll and atmosphere.

00:21:44.000 We got a lot of cool.

00:21:46.000 Well, you better hurry because this is already kind of ancient news.

00:21:49.000 That's the way the news cycle works.

00:21:50.000 So if you don't have your sizzle reel done by tomorrow, I don't want it.

00:21:55.000 Okay.

00:21:57.000 We got this.

00:21:58.000 It's Bob and Steve.

00:22:00.000 All right, I'm here with Bob and Steve.

00:22:03.000 Or winno, you're Bob.

00:22:04.000 I'm Bob.

00:22:05.000 You're Steve.

00:22:06.000 Just pause.

00:22:07.000 What is with your coat?

00:22:08.000 You look like a midget.

00:22:09.000 I just bought it that day.

00:22:11.000 It was freezing.

00:22:12.000 Why didn't you bring a coat?

00:22:14.000 I don't have one that goes with a suit.

00:22:17.000 Why did you buy a triple XL?

00:22:17.000 Okay.

00:22:20.000 Because it was easy to take on and take off.

00:22:22.000 I was going to take it off while I was on camera and then put it back on.

00:22:26.000 And what happened with that plan?

00:22:29.000 I didn't want to waste these guys' time.

00:22:30.000 So I just kept it on.

00:22:32.000 And then Hodge was like, it looks funny.

00:22:33.000 It looks stupid.

00:22:34.000 I was like, cool.

00:22:34.000 It's really you.

00:22:36.000 Yeah, I agree with him.

00:22:38.000 It's definitely funny.

00:22:39.000 It's definitely helping the jokes.

00:22:42.000 Where are you guys coming from?

00:22:43.000 Well, we're local.

00:22:44.000 We're from Irma, which is about four miles away.

00:22:47.000 Side of Cape May.

00:22:48.000 Right outside of Cape May.

00:22:49.000 Oh, I know Cape May.

00:22:49.000 Yeah, sure.

00:22:50.000 What do you like most about Troy?

00:22:51.000 Just pause.

00:22:52.000 Isn't it weird how you're in New Jersey, a few hours away, and everyone is southern?

00:22:58.000 Yeah, and when you get to southern Jersey and you get to like northern Pennsylvania or any part of Delaware.

00:23:04.000 Yeah.

00:23:05.000 It's like southern.

00:23:06.000 There's Dixie flags and I'm a southern girl.

00:23:08.000 Southern girl, you're three hours from my house.

00:23:13.000 He's a man of his word.

00:23:15.000 He does what he says and he's good and great for our country.

00:23:20.000 And good at it, if you will.

00:23:22.000 He's good at it and he's Couldn't help that.

00:23:26.000 Yep.

00:23:27.000 That's good.

00:23:28.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:23:29.000 I'm not saying.

00:23:30.000 Finally, in the right direction.

00:23:33.000 Promises made, promises kept.

00:23:35.000 What do you think, Steve?

00:23:36.000 Well, I like what he's doing about trade, and I like what he's doing.

00:23:40.000 Do you think they're gay?

00:23:41.000 No, right.

00:23:42.000 Okay, okay.

00:23:42.000 No detective shitty.

00:23:43.000 Okay, sorry.

00:23:45.000 About the economy.

00:23:46.000 He's trying to bring manufacturing back to this country.

00:23:50.000 People need jobs.

00:23:51.000 And right now, consumer confidence is high.

00:23:54.000 And he's doing a great job.

00:23:56.000 Great point.

00:23:57.000 Hey, great talking to you guys.

00:23:58.000 Thank you.

00:23:59.000 Did you notice, by the way, you ask a Trump hater, what do you hate about him?

00:24:03.000 They go, oh, where to begin?

00:24:04.000 We don't get any substance.

00:24:06.000 Wow.

00:24:06.000 But you talk to a Trump supporter and you go, what exactly do you like?

00:24:09.000 And they go, trade, jobs, economy, consumer confidence.

00:24:13.000 He stood by his campaign promises.

00:24:15.000 Oh, you mean actual concrete things?

00:24:19.000 Yeah.

00:24:21.000 We got one with some ladies.

00:24:24.000 Oh, they want to fuck me with the heels on.

00:24:26.000 Yeah.

00:24:27.000 They want to ride on my dick.

00:24:29.000 No, sorry.

00:24:29.000 The audio on this is a little shitty.

00:24:31.000 Let's see.

00:24:32.000 American fascicle That's really what we need Hope, love and faith That's right That's right He's doing a lot.

00:24:40.000 Trying to make the trade hats.

00:24:41.000 He's trying to pause.

00:24:43.000 What is going on with that audio, Ryan?

00:24:46.000 Is the microphone even plugged in?

00:24:48.000 No, that time it was not recording.

00:24:51.000 Why not?

00:24:51.000 I think we just...

00:24:59.000 And so we're like, we got to get it.

00:25:00.000 And we're literally running after them.

00:25:01.000 And then after that, I thought it was recording.

00:25:04.000 Boy, Vey, this is not really worth the invoice.

00:25:10.000 This clip I could have just not used because all the other clips have great audio.

00:25:13.000 This is terrible.

00:25:14.000 I can't understand a word she's saying.

00:25:15.000 I just want you to look at just her face is all.

00:25:17.000 Okay.

00:25:18.000 Well, there's nothing wrong with that.

00:25:20.000 Trying to make a trade out of these trips, right?

00:25:23.000 Is that exciting?

00:25:24.000 Of course.

00:25:26.000 That was utter garbage.

00:25:28.000 I just think it's funny that.

00:25:29.000 Of course.

00:25:30.000 What a waste of time.

00:25:32.000 That's a waste of my time.

00:25:33.000 Please don't waste my time again.

00:25:35.000 I don't know if I should send you guys on these missions.

00:25:39.000 The guy makes things happen.

00:25:41.000 It's like I say, I don't care what he says.

00:25:43.000 I don't care what he does.

00:25:44.000 All I care about is results.

00:25:46.000 There's no one who's ever gotten more done in a shorter period of time, almost exclusively on his own, than Donald Trump.

00:25:54.000 I believe history is going to prove that he is the greatest president to serve the greatest nation In the history of the world.

00:26:02.000 Nice.

00:26:03.000 Promises made?

00:26:04.000 And promises kept.

00:26:07.000 Because he is the commander-in-chief of the great American, the Second Revolution.

00:26:12.000 And I think history is going to prove that we stood in the midst of great.

00:26:17.000 He was missing a finger, and I couldn't stop staring at it.

00:26:19.000 Where?

00:26:20.000 I can't afford it.

00:26:21.000 His middle finger.

00:26:23.000 Oh, it's just a stub?

00:26:24.000 Yep.

00:26:25.000 You should have said, what do you know, stubby?

00:26:27.000 I don't care.

00:26:29.000 I'm not going to tell you my grandchildren that we lived in the time of Trump.

00:26:32.000 And then we actually speak to Trump afterwards, which is pretty insane, isn't it?

00:26:36.000 Actual President Trump.

00:26:36.000 Yeah.

00:26:38.000 You met President Trump.

00:26:39.000 President Donald J. Trump of the United States.

00:26:41.000 Okay, that makes the bill worth it.

00:26:43.000 Yes.

00:26:43.000 Now I'm glad I said that.

00:26:44.000 And that's not even the highlight.

00:26:48.000 This is the highlight of this cluster of clips, but by no means is it the most exciting of the clips.

00:26:55.000 President Trump.

00:26:56.000 She's President Trump.

00:26:58.000 How you doing, sir?

00:26:59.000 Pleasure to meet you.

00:27:00.000 You know, what kind of press is this?

00:27:01.000 Because usually the press is fake, but I think you're a good people.

00:27:04.000 Do you like my ghost sideburn landing strip?

00:27:09.000 My hope for it is that it looks like a mong shi-shi.

00:27:12.000 What is that?

00:27:13.000 Oh, you don't have to look it up.

00:27:15.000 Is it flattering?

00:27:16.000 Oh.

00:27:16.000 Nope.

00:27:17.000 Trying to be as fair as we can, and we love what you're doing.

00:27:20.000 I appreciate that.

00:27:21.000 What do you plan to do in the next four years?

00:27:23.000 Well, the people of Wildwood are so fantastic.

00:27:27.000 They've been sitting out here for seven days.

00:27:30.000 There are 300,000 people out here.

00:27:32.000 I don't know if that's accurate.

00:27:34.000 Great people.

00:27:35.000 Is he making fun of Trump?

00:27:38.000 I kind of felt that he was just goofing.

00:27:40.000 Because Trump does exaggerate how many people are at things, but you don't have to exaggerate 100,000.

00:27:45.000 That's better than a Bruce Bringstein concert.

00:27:47.000 Yeah.

00:27:48.000 I think he's goofing, but everybody's like, they loved him.

00:27:51.000 And, you know.

00:27:52.000 All right, get back to it.

00:27:54.000 People, beautiful people.

00:27:56.000 The best.

00:27:57.000 They are so happy that we're winning on jobs, we're winning on the economy.

00:28:01.000 We're winning in Iran.

00:28:03.000 And we're going to continue that over the next four years in 2020.

00:28:06.000 Promises made?

00:28:07.000 Promises made.

00:28:09.000 Promises kept.

00:28:11.000 Thank you, sir.

00:28:11.000 You're welcome.

00:28:12.000 God bless.

00:28:12.000 See ya.

00:28:14.000 Mr. President, isn't that crazy?

00:28:16.000 Mr. President, yes.

00:28:17.000 So we started.

00:28:18.000 Mr. Guy who does imitations, can I please talk to you?

00:28:21.000 Yeah, there's a lot of really cool things.

00:28:23.000 We got on this bus.

00:28:24.000 I think one of the best highlights from this is that we saw this bus with all the Trump stuff on there while we were going to get lunch.

00:28:32.000 And they invited us on there.

00:28:34.000 And there's a woman on there that modeled that.

00:28:38.000 Remember that MAGA dress that Joy Villa wore?

00:28:40.000 Yep.

00:28:40.000 Another woman that wore, and she knows Joy.

00:28:43.000 She knows Ricky Rebel.

00:28:46.000 Why are you building up a clip that you're not going to show?

00:28:49.000 You don't have this clip ready, do you?

00:28:51.000 I want it to kind of go sort of in sequence because I think it gets better and better.

00:28:55.000 I don't want it to be like, here's really great clips and here's some lackluster ones.

00:28:59.000 Well, you're doing great at the lackluster ones.

00:29:00.000 We got the Japanese woman speaking in a language I've never heard before.

00:29:04.000 The most garbled shitty sound in the history of this show.

00:29:07.000 Who's Chinese?

00:29:09.000 And so you're talking about this awesome bus clip, but we can't see it.

00:29:13.000 Because that's at the end.

00:29:15.000 Of what?

00:29:16.000 Of all of the clips.

00:29:17.000 Because you said we're going to do some tomorrow, then do some the day afterwards.

00:29:20.000 So I was like, all right.

00:29:20.000 I'm going to save the best for last.

00:29:23.000 And there's a really interesting little story behind that bus.

00:29:27.000 Okay, so folks at home, you won't be seeing that till tomorrow, the live show at what, 9 p.m.?

00:29:32.000 It's a teaser.

00:29:32.000 Okay.

00:29:33.000 Oh, tomorrow is live.

00:29:34.000 Oh, frick fudge.

00:29:36.000 Why?

00:29:36.000 That doesn't play well?

00:29:37.000 No, it's fine.

00:29:39.000 Okay, so what else do you got?

00:29:40.000 Is that it?

00:29:42.000 That was pathetic.

00:29:43.000 You said you wanted four clips.

00:29:44.000 That sucked.

00:29:45.000 I didn't have...

00:29:48.000 What I saw for it is I edit the intro where I'm like, hey, we're here at Wildwood.

00:29:52.000 And then I progressively show clips and little interactions.

00:29:55.000 I can't believe you showed that Asian clip.

00:29:58.000 I just thought she looked.

00:29:59.000 It's just not usable.

00:30:00.000 Then it's a photograph, not a video clip.

00:30:02.000 I didn't understand one word.

00:30:05.000 She said, a cause.

00:30:07.000 She said, what?

00:30:08.000 Of course?

00:30:09.000 A cause.

00:30:10.000 All right, so let's give up on that.

00:30:11.000 That was a complete failure.

00:30:13.000 What else is going on in the news?

00:30:14.000 Project Veritas is still going.

00:30:16.000 This is the key with Project Veritas.

00:30:18.000 When they have a scoop, it's just the tip of the iceberg.

00:30:22.000 A lot more to come.

00:30:23.000 Just the tip.

00:30:24.000 Just the tip.

00:30:25.000 They just put the tip in.

00:30:26.000 So inevitably, and everyone always takes the bait every time.

00:30:30.000 They go, big deal.

00:30:32.000 You got one Bernie guy saying one thing.

00:30:37.000 And then day two, day three, day four.

00:30:41.000 Wow, you have a lot of Bernie guys saying some really outrageous shit.

00:30:46.000 I did not know you had quite that many.

00:30:48.000 Yeah, he always does.

00:30:53.000 He's getting sued by the Teachers Union in, I believe, Milwaukee.

00:30:57.000 So not only does he refuse to settle, he won't settle for 40 bucks.

00:31:00.000 He will not settle for any price.

00:31:03.000 And he's counter-suing the National Federation of Teachers Union for donating to this particular case.

00:31:11.000 Because these, like, California and Rhode Island shouldn't have to pay for this Milwaukee case.

00:31:18.000 He's awesome.

00:31:20.000 All right.

00:31:21.000 So do you want to play some of that clip?

00:31:22.000 What do we got here?

00:31:24.000 Some of this will be repeats from the previous one.

00:31:27.000 Cities Burn.

00:31:29.000 I'll straight up get ourselves in the middle of the day.

00:31:31.000 We've seen that much.

00:31:35.000 That's the new one.

00:31:36.000 That we have to make plans for extreme action.

00:31:40.000 We want to scare people off.

00:31:41.000 So you kind of got to feel it out first before you get into the crazy stuff.

00:31:45.000 Stuff like Antifa.

00:31:46.000 You know, you're talking about the yellow vests.

00:31:48.000 It's going to take militancy.

00:31:50.000 And if necessary, just destroy property.

00:31:53.000 But it's also property?

00:31:55.000 What does that mean?

00:31:57.000 Like, you go to a rich guy's house and just burn it down?

00:32:00.000 For what?

00:32:00.000 To get his money so you can pay for health care?

00:32:04.000 What the fuck does that mean?

00:32:06.000 Poop on doorsteps?

00:32:07.000 Burn property.

00:32:09.000 Hey, we want to raise taxes.

00:32:10.000 We want to have a health care program.

00:32:12.000 I'm not for that.

00:32:13.000 All right.

00:32:15.000 Okay, okay, okay.

00:32:16.000 I'm for it.

00:32:19.000 So the great thing about this, we see that Antifa is involved with the Bernie campaign and that the Antifa tactics of extreme violence Are also part of this.

00:32:33.000 It would.

00:32:34.000 It's going to take, you know, it's going to take militancy, like a militant labor movement that's willing to strike if necessary, you know, just destroy property and things like that.

00:32:42.000 That's Baird, who we just saw.

00:32:43.000 Daniel Taylor, South Carolina field organizer.

00:32:46.000 We don't want to scare people off.

00:32:47.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:32:48.000 We just saw that.

00:32:52.000 But Antifa, we're kind of keeping that on the back burner for now.

00:32:57.000 And then Daniel Taylor is the Antifa kid saying we have to make plans for extreme action.

00:33:02.000 Great work.

00:33:03.000 Let's look at a little tiny bit more of that.

00:33:07.000 I want to ride on James O'Keefe's ding dong.

00:33:10.000 With your heels on?

00:33:11.000 With my heels on.

00:33:12.000 Meet Daniel Taylor and Mason Baird, both field organizers for the Sanders campaign in South Carolina, and the next two subjects of our undercover investigation of extreme radicalism inside the Sanders campaign.

00:33:25.000 I canvassed with someone who's like an anarchist.

00:33:30.000 No, thank you.

00:33:31.000 I canvassed with someone who's more of a Marxist-Leninist.

00:33:35.000 No, thank you.

00:33:36.000 I mean, we tracked radical, like truly radical people to the campaign.

00:33:42.000 But that's obviously not like ours.

00:33:45.000 What was her name?

00:33:46.000 I worked for Project Verites, and we went down to New Orleans.

00:33:50.000 There was this woman who had, I think, thrown James in jail.

00:33:53.000 And so I worked on her campaign, Le Tourneau or something.

00:33:58.000 And I was wearing a camera.

00:34:00.000 I was wired up.

00:34:02.000 And I talked to a lot of the staffers there, and I went door to door.

00:34:05.000 And none of them said anything outrageous or illegal.

00:34:09.000 So we just canned the footage.

00:34:11.000 That's the thing people don't get about James O'Keefe.

00:34:14.000 He doesn't frame people.

00:34:15.000 So if he goes, analyzes fucking Black Lives Matter and everyone is totally cool, they drop that.

00:34:23.000 I would say 99% of what Project Veritas records just gets thrown in the trash because it's innocent people with nothing.

00:34:31.000 You can't frame an innocent man.

00:34:37.000 And Bernie, does he know that?

00:34:40.000 Well, I think the goal is just to build a coalition of people.

00:34:46.000 And a lot of those people who do that kind of work their politics fall well outside of the American sort of norm.

00:34:55.000 So they're Marxist-Leninists.

00:34:56.000 That's always been clear.

00:34:58.000 They're Marxist-Leninists.

00:34:59.000 They're anarchists.

00:35:01.000 Also in the news, the Don Lemon thing exploded.

00:35:06.000 I didn't think it was that crazy.

00:35:10.000 I mean, it was a perfect example of the way that these elitists feel about the rest of America.

00:35:16.000 But holy shit, my Instagram feed was just nothing but Don Lemon laughing at the plebs.

00:35:23.000 And then Trump retweeted it.

00:35:27.000 And I looked up these guys.

00:35:28.000 They're all being very defensive, saying it's just a joke.

00:35:31.000 You guys are anti-jokes.

00:35:32.000 No, we're not anti-joke.

00:35:34.000 We just couldn't help but notice you laugh and laugh and laugh at America.

00:35:39.000 Don Lemon, the dumbest man on television with terrible ratings.

00:35:43.000 Exclamation mark, end to brackets, period.

00:35:46.000 That's not how grammar works, but okay.

00:35:48.000 Vanka Trump, of course, have educated at much better schools than her dad.

00:35:53.000 You consistently make fun of half the country and then complain that it is divided.

00:35:56.000 The arrogance, mocking accents, and smug ridicule of this nation's real elites is disgusting.

00:36:02.000 Yeah, she nailed it.

00:36:04.000 Also in the news, I did an article for The Spectator about the past two years and being vilified.

00:36:15.000 And I realized I left out so much shit, like the cops coming to my house and stuff like that.

00:36:22.000 I don't know.

00:36:27.000 What was it say?

00:36:28.000 Bars that serve me with harassment and haze no home here signs appeared on my lawn.

00:36:32.000 So Amy Siskind, I mentioned her.

00:36:34.000 I see her as the personification of menopause.

00:36:37.000 She's the El Chapo of Westchester and rounds up all the disgruntled elite housewives who are loaded and bored because nannies and maids do all their work and they're devoted to Hillary and taking down Trump.

00:36:50.000 And in it, I said she's going to have a vigil at my house.

00:36:54.000 And her defense, I believe, is, no, not right at your house, at the temple, the Jewish temple down the street, or just nearby, maybe not.

00:37:04.000 And then, so my wife and kids went to her house and said, what the fuck are you doing?

00:37:08.000 You're going to have a vigil after the Pittsburgh shooting?

00:37:12.000 And she goes, no, no, no.

00:37:13.000 And then she has it in the neighboring town.

00:37:15.000 I think 10 people showed up.

00:37:17.000 So she's furiously writing the paper, the spectator, these angry letters saying that I wasn't going to have it at his house.

00:37:28.000 It was down the street.

00:37:29.000 And you should have mentioned that he came to my house.

00:37:32.000 Yeah, you threatened my kid.

00:37:33.000 If you have a vigil.

00:37:35.000 Well, here's her exact quote.

00:37:36.000 This is 1.7.

00:37:38.000 She put this on Facebook, I think.

00:37:40.000 No, no, this was a tweet she put out that she since deleted.

00:37:43.000 Local friends, I have learned some disturbing news this morning.

00:37:47.000 Gavin McInnes, leader of the Proud Boys, lives in Larchmont.

00:37:51.000 In light of events last week, we will be planning an anti-hate vigil.

00:37:55.000 The events last week was the synagogue shooting in Pittsburgh.

00:37:59.000 That'll be great for my kids.

00:38:02.000 Let's have a big candlelight vigil to tell Gavin McInnes, as she put it, that we repudiate hate.

00:38:11.000 In other words, hey, I know your people shot up a synagogue, but don't shoot up any of these synagogues.

00:38:17.000 We don't like that.

00:38:19.000 Okay, Amy.

00:38:21.000 What a horrible, horrible person.

00:38:23.000 If you would like to be involved, find me on Facebook.

00:38:29.000 You know what else she did?

00:38:30.000 She contacted the real estate agent who sold me my home, spoke to her, and said that she should have thought twice before selling me my home.

00:38:42.000 And what she should do, this real estate agent, is apologize to the community, make a formal public apology, and then donate a massive amount of money to the Anti-Defamation League.

00:38:56.000 That'll be her sorry.

00:38:58.000 I also heard some gossips.

00:39:00.000 Some housewife texted me and said that, yeah, I hate that bitch, Amy Siskin.

00:39:06.000 She said that she cheated on her husband at nine months pregnant and he walked in on it.

00:39:11.000 And then in the divorce, she proceeded to destroy him and become rich.

00:39:16.000 And now she's just like a retired, busybody lesbian who ruins men's lives for a living.

00:39:24.000 But here's the part about that story that's confusing.

00:39:26.000 What sexual act can you be doing with another woman when you're nine months pregnant?

00:39:32.000 All I can think of is lying on your back and then having a woman sit on your face.

00:39:37.000 Imagine you walk in and there's your pregnant wife having her face sat on.

00:39:41.000 You'd be like, okay, did not see that coming.

00:39:45.000 Did not see that coming.

00:39:50.000 I saw, this is 1.8, the ADL have recently tweeted, our experts have been tracking the Proud Boys since their emergence onto the alt-light scene.

00:39:58.000 Alt-light is an insult alt-right people say to new right people because we cuck for the Jews and we're race mixers and we're okay with gays.

00:40:09.000 So we're pussies.

00:40:10.000 So they're using an alt-right insult when they say alt-light.

00:40:14.000 Today, the Proud Boys bigoted Western chauvinism.

00:40:18.000 I don't really have a problem with that.

00:40:21.000 Bigoted Western chauvinism.

00:40:22.000 Okay.

00:40:23.000 Yeah.

00:40:25.000 Western chauvinism says the West is the best and it's prejudiced towards Western culture.

00:40:32.000 That used to just be benign like five years ago.

00:40:35.000 It was a given.

00:40:36.000 It's on display at right-wing rallies nationwide where members frequently engage in violent brawls.

00:40:43.000 Yeah, that's kind of true.

00:40:45.000 Violent brawls, meaning Antifa jumps them and throws piss at them and they fight back.

00:40:52.000 The ADL.

00:40:54.000 Isn't it pathetic that we spend so much time hearing about white supremacy?

00:40:59.000 And all their bad guys, the fear of gay, of homophobia, the fear of sexism, all this bigotry.

00:41:06.000 It's all there in Islam.

00:41:08.000 You worried about terrorism?

00:41:10.000 We got a lot of fucking terrorist attacks in America over the past 10 years.

00:41:15.000 What did we work it out to be?

00:41:16.000 Something like 300 deaths?

00:41:19.000 Something like that.

00:41:20.000 It was a lot.

00:41:22.000 It was white supremacy was like, and we were being very loose with white supremacy.

00:41:27.000 We're being very generous.

00:41:28.000 We cast a wide net.

00:41:30.000 Anti-immigration is white supremacy.

00:41:32.000 Anti-Semitism is white supremacy.

00:41:33.000 That's not necessarily true, but for the sake of the argument, we gave them the benefit of the doubt.

00:41:38.000 But what did we end up with with those numbers again?

00:41:43.000 See, we could, the total isn't there, but let's add them up.

00:41:46.000 So three, 42 dead, 10 dead.

00:41:49.000 So 52, 84.

00:41:52.000 No, I did the tally at the end.

00:41:54.000 Six shootings, 137 dead.

00:41:58.000 What's six shootings, 137 dead?

00:42:00.000 This is not very well presented, is it?

00:42:02.000 They're not all tally.

00:42:03.000 Yeah, it's right there, dude.

00:42:05.000 Move over.

00:42:06.000 Are you blind?

00:42:07.000 Radical Islam.

00:42:09.000 Four shootings, 84 dead.

00:42:11.000 Mental illness, six shootings, 137 dead.

00:42:14.000 Antifa, one shooting, 10 dead.

00:42:16.000 White supremacy, three shootings, 42 dead.

00:42:19.000 So white supremacy is twice radical Islam.

00:42:22.000 I mean, sorry, is half radical Islam.

00:42:25.000 And you tell us that half the country is a Nazi, so that's half the population.

00:42:31.000 Yet radical Islams, Muslims are 1% of the population.

00:42:34.000 Do you see the issue here?

00:42:36.000 And if you really cared about guns, you'd be concerned about mental illness.

00:42:40.000 When I see Dylan Roof, I don't see a white supremacist.

00:42:44.000 I see a fucking mental case, an over-medicated mental case.

00:42:50.000 I see Adam Lanza.

00:42:51.000 Anyway, we've talked about that before.

00:42:53.000 I don't need to go over the same shit again and again.

00:42:58.000 I wanted to talk to you about a problem that's been happening all over this country.

00:43:03.000 And we get our viewers calling in about it.

00:43:05.000 Everyone seems to be pretty panicked.

00:43:08.000 And that is naked crackheads.

00:43:11.000 Oh, wait, I forgot to talk about that tweet.

00:43:15.000 So after my spectator piece came out, they go, Gavin McInnes was canceled for, among other things, producing a video entitled 10 Things I Hate About Jews.

00:43:24.000 But apparently the editors are entirely comfortable giving him the platform.

00:43:28.000 And then they so this they go up.

00:43:31.000 These are all academics.

00:43:33.000 Yeah, Jonathan Portez is a British professor, and he's retweeting another British professor who's angry with the 10.

00:43:33.000 They'll go up.

00:43:40.000 And so people started, I can't defend myself, but people started saying, it's a satirical video that's an homage to Israel and Judaism.

00:43:49.000 There.

00:43:50.000 If people actually watched it, they would see it's clearly a joke and is actually very pro-Israel.

00:43:54.000 That's why it's banned everywhere.

00:43:56.000 So people can attack him for the title alone.

00:43:58.000 And then he comes back with, you can still be racist and support Israel.

00:44:06.000 Okay, well, then why did you use 10 Things I Had About the Jews as proof I'm racist?

00:44:09.000 Anyway, it's so tedious, isn't it?

00:44:13.000 Isn't it the same?

00:44:14.000 So let's have a little palate cleanser and have a quick look at this new major problem in America, which is naked crackheads attacking you.

00:44:26.000 Now, I should warn you.

00:44:28.000 This gets really, really disgusting, like dry heave gross.

00:44:32.000 There is feces in this next part.

00:44:35.000 Brutal, brutally disgusting nudity.

00:44:38.000 So if you have kids around or you have a weak stomach, as I do, well, you'll see.

00:44:43.000 Anything else?

00:44:45.000 I got a lot of things to show you.

00:44:47.000 Let me fuck you like I owe you.

00:44:50.000 Let me put this pussy on.

00:44:53.000 I wanna fuck you with my heels on, yeah.

00:44:56.000 I wanna ride on your ding-dong.

00:44:59.000 I can see you got a heart on.

00:45:01.000 Loved you with my ding-dong.

00:45:04.000 Hey, I wanted to ride on your ding-dong.

00:45:07.000 That's probably a no.

00:45:08.000 Yeah, okay, no, yeah.

00:45:09.000 You're not gay.

00:45:11.000 You don't really hear about gays riding on anything, eh?

00:45:14.000 They want to do it and have it done to them.

00:45:16.000 They don't like to ride.

00:45:17.000 It's more of a chick thing.

00:45:19.000 Jamaican thing, especially.

00:45:22.000 This is totally unrelated to that, to Lady Saw.

00:45:25.000 I get a lot of letters, a lot of inquiries to the show.

00:45:29.000 Ryan gets them to, and they always say the same thing.

00:45:31.000 They say, Hey, man, what do I do if a naked crackhead jumps on my car?

00:45:35.000 And rather than respond to each person again and again and again, I just want to do one instructional video that sort of lays it down.

00:45:42.000 And why don't we just start with the first video?

00:45:46.000 All right, so there's a naked crackhead running towards a car.

00:45:50.000 Let's say you're in this car, okay?

00:45:55.000 Now that's some damage done there.

00:45:56.000 First of all, step one.

00:45:58.000 Step one, wind up the windows.

00:46:00.000 You want to have an airtight seal.

00:46:03.000 You don't know what kind of projectiles can be coming out.

00:46:06.000 And I want you to know legally, if you feel that your life is in danger, you're allowed to endanger them.

00:46:13.000 For example, say there's an Antifa mob in front of your car and they have bats and they start coming at your car and hitting your car and you realize, uh-oh, they're going to pull me out and kill me.

00:46:23.000 You can plow through them.

00:46:24.000 You can't just go up to any rally and start plowing through people like Heather Heyer.

00:46:29.000 But if you are convinced your life is in danger, you can have a self-defense argument.

00:46:34.000 And I think a naked crackhead jumping in your car is a viable threat.

00:46:38.000 So what you should do right here, and you've already suffered damage, by the way, I would have been reversing before she even made it.

00:46:46.000 You probably got your hood dented.

00:46:47.000 You could crack your windshield.

00:46:49.000 But at this point, I would go forward at about 20 miles an hour and then slam on the brakes, then reverse and get out of there.

00:46:57.000 But instead, this gentleman decides to confront the crackhead, which is a bad move.

00:47:05.000 Oh, wait, he runs away?

00:47:07.000 Is he gay?

00:47:09.000 Is that the driver?

00:47:10.000 We're not in Britain, right?

00:47:12.000 That guy had a very gay little saunter.

00:47:15.000 Go back, go back.

00:47:18.000 She really sort of prances out of the car.

00:47:24.000 It might be a woman.

00:47:27.000 A woman with very short hair.

00:47:28.000 Now look at your car.

00:47:29.000 This might be damaged beyond repair.

00:47:32.000 Because just pause.

00:47:34.000 You now have to replace that entire piece.

00:47:37.000 Parts of that might go down a bit.

00:47:39.000 The car only looks like it's worth about $8,000.

00:47:42.000 That could be $9,000 of damage.

00:47:44.000 Now, again, the second she started coming up, you could have sped forward.

00:47:48.000 Get her off of there.

00:47:49.000 She's not magic.

00:47:50.000 It's not a wild-east.

00:47:52.000 I don't understand why you're the one in the ton weapon, but you're scared of a bunch of flesh.

00:48:01.000 So now they start thinking about it.

00:48:04.000 Wait, someone's in the driver's seat.

00:48:05.000 I know.

00:48:12.000 The first person may have been in the back seat.

00:48:15.000 Yeah, maybe someone from the back seat jumped in the driver's seat.

00:48:18.000 Now, he's got the window up, thank God.

00:48:24.000 Hit the gas right now.

00:48:28.000 And then in this part, okay, now she's lying flat.

00:48:30.000 Drive at 20.

00:48:31.000 Slam on the brakes.

00:48:34.000 Don't open the doors.

00:48:36.000 I cannot stress this enough.

00:48:37.000 Do not open your doors.

00:48:39.000 You need to get out of there.

00:48:41.000 Your car is going to be damaged beyond repair.

00:48:43.000 Do we have another example?

00:48:46.000 All right, this is an interesting one.

00:48:48.000 Just I'll try to get out of the way.

00:48:51.000 Okay, first of all, pause.

00:48:54.000 Why is the door open?

00:48:56.000 Did he open the door?

00:48:57.000 You should have your doors locked if you're in the hood.

00:49:00.000 But okay, so he gets the door open.

00:49:02.000 Now, I just pause.

00:49:03.000 Now, your primary goal is to try to shake him off, get him out of there, and then close the door.

00:49:12.000 What the fuck?

00:49:14.000 Okay.

00:49:14.000 What the fuck?

00:49:15.000 I should have said NSFW.

00:49:17.000 This man's naked.

00:49:19.000 Oh, there's a view.

00:49:20.000 All right, pause.

00:49:22.000 Slam the door shut now.

00:49:24.000 Drive forward at 20 miles an hour.

00:49:26.000 Slam on the brakes.

00:49:27.000 He's going to get some road rash.

00:49:29.000 He's going to be out of your hair.

00:49:32.000 Why is her door still open?

00:49:34.000 And then look at this.

00:49:36.000 She opens a driver's door.

00:49:38.000 Now, luckily, he fell on his ass and she was able to close the door.

00:49:43.000 But now we have exhibit.

00:49:45.000 Perfect.

00:49:46.000 That red car did exactly what you should do.

00:49:46.000 Just pause.

00:49:49.000 You want to lock the doors, keep everything closed, and speed by.

00:49:53.000 Nice job.

00:49:54.000 And I like that he's not hurt by that, too.

00:49:58.000 Just gave him a little spin, a casual spin.

00:50:02.000 Now you're in trouble, cameraman.

00:50:05.000 He didn't seem that well endowed.

00:50:06.000 It's probably his adrenaline going.

00:50:09.000 Oh, see, this person is executing the forwards, backwards very well.

00:50:14.000 Because you don't have a lot of room in traffic.

00:50:16.000 That was a great job, too.

00:50:18.000 Not everyone is incompetent at this.

00:50:20.000 A lot of people's personal instincts are good.

00:50:23.000 Uh-oh.

00:50:23.000 cops are here alright let's um This is the most disgusting thing you will ever see.

00:50:36.000 It's probably been sent to you by your friends with the explicit purpose of making you gag.

00:50:42.000 You're going to see nudity.

00:50:43.000 You're going to see fecal matter.

00:50:44.000 You're going to see pee.

00:50:45.000 If you're sensitive to that kind of thing, I would just scroll forward because this gets real gross.

00:50:51.000 And I'm glad it does.

00:50:52.000 Because it shows you the punishment you have for not going and speeding out of there.

00:51:01.000 She wants to fuck you with her heels on.

00:51:04.000 So she's in a panic.

00:51:11.000 Just pause.

00:51:12.000 Why are you corresponding with her?

00:51:15.000 Are you worried that she's in distress and it's an innocent woman who maybe had her clothes ripped off?

00:51:20.000 You can kind of suss that out in the first two seconds.

00:51:23.000 One of the things someone who's had their dress ripped off and is needing help does is tries to cover up and go, hi, can you help?

00:51:29.000 This is horrible.

00:51:30.000 They don't start erratically staring everywhere with their tits just willy-nilly.

00:51:35.000 Hey, get out of my claws, Zon.

00:51:37.000 Just pause.

00:51:38.000 Why did, look at this window open.

00:51:40.000 Why were you engaging with her?

00:51:42.000 I remember I was at a bar with my dad once and some lunatic came up and started talking about flat earth or whatever the fuck he was talking about, outer space.

00:51:50.000 And I started asking him questions like, well, what's their motive to make us think the earth is round?

00:51:56.000 What are they trying to prevent?

00:51:57.000 You know, those kind of questions.

00:51:59.000 And then the guy just kept talking and talking.

00:52:01.000 And I look over at my dad, and I was like, This guy's not getting out of here.

00:52:04.000 And my dad just looks at me and he goes, Don't engage.

00:52:10.000 Perfect, perfect lesson.

00:52:13.000 Don't engage.

00:52:14.000 When you see lunatics on the street, look away.

00:52:18.000 Don't get involved.

00:52:18.000 What are you going to do?

00:52:19.000 Cure them?

00:52:20.000 So, why did he have his window open?

00:52:24.000 This is about to get super gross, guys.

00:52:27.000 Okay, so we can see her genitalia.

00:52:32.000 And she begins.

00:52:33.000 Now, just pause.

00:52:36.000 What are those?

00:52:38.000 Are those balled up hairs?

00:52:41.000 Or are they large venereal warts?

00:52:47.000 Could it be P?

00:52:49.000 P?

00:52:49.000 Probably drops.

00:52:51.000 It's stationary.

00:52:52.000 So that's disturbing.

00:52:55.000 Seems wart-related.

00:52:57.000 This bitch is pissing on the car, Saudi.

00:53:00.000 Shawty, you.

00:53:02.000 Shawty, get out of the car.

00:53:04.000 This bitch is pissing and shitting on my car, Child.

00:53:09.000 This bitch is pissing and shitting on the car.

00:53:12.000 Oh, those are real drivings.

00:53:14.000 Shawty, get out of my car, Saudi.

00:53:16.000 Shawty?

00:53:20.000 He says shorty to punctuate sentences.

00:53:24.000 This bitch is pissing and shitting on the car, child.

00:53:29.000 Are we allowed to show this?

00:53:30.000 I don't know.

00:53:32.000 This is chances this happens.

00:53:34.000 Oh, my God.

00:53:35.000 So, dude, you got to drive at 20 miles an hour, hit the brakes, get to a fucking car wash now.

00:53:43.000 Or maybe just go home and hose it.

00:53:45.000 I don't know if that's fair to do to a car wash because you're putting shit in their spinners.

00:53:52.000 She just pissed the shit at all on my car.

00:53:55.000 She just pissed and shitted.

00:53:57.000 And the guy saw them, and as soon as he saw them, that's when they took out the sheets of car.

00:54:02.000 They tried to rape that girl up here.

00:54:04.000 Wow.

00:54:06.000 So this lady's point is that someone tried to rape that crackhead at another juncture.

00:54:11.000 I don't think that relates to his problem and why that's relevant.

00:54:15.000 So the moral of the story here, folks, is if you don't want someone to pissed and shitted all over your car, then drive 20 miles an hour, slam on the brakes, and get the fuck out of there.

00:54:25.000 *music*

00:54:39.000 That kind of turns me on.

00:54:40.000 That's the other funny part.

00:54:41.000 It does not.

00:54:42.000 She's just so unattractive.

00:54:44.000 I don't believe anyone else saying that, including you.

00:54:50.000 And I'd be honed up.

00:54:55.000 So are you going to have 100% of all of the jersey footage ready for tomorrow?

00:55:00.000 Yes.

00:55:01.000 Is that the only thing you need from me today?

00:55:04.000 Or we want YouTube clips too?

00:55:06.000 We don't want what?

00:55:07.000 Oh, YouTube clips, yeah, but that's not a priority.

00:55:10.000 Okay.

00:55:10.000 All right, yeah, then I can focus 100% on that because I'm excited about it.

00:55:14.000 I thought you wanted a full piece.

00:55:17.000 Remember that?

00:55:18.000 Well, I do, but those usually take you 100 years.

00:55:20.000 Like the history of punk was nine years.

00:55:22.000 Well, that was 100 little clips and links, and I want that to be fine.

00:55:26.000 Right, so I don't see you having it done in time.

00:55:28.000 And by the way, before we have a fight again, in time doesn't mean 8.59.

00:55:35.000 And if I have to do, I go boxing with the kids, so it has to be way before I leave for boxing.

00:55:42.000 Can you give me a real time, like an actual like five hours before airtime?

00:55:48.000 Like three is late.

00:55:50.000 Okay, so five is good?

00:55:51.000 What?

00:55:52.000 How many hours before?

00:55:53.000 3 p.m. is late.

00:55:54.000 5 is after 3.

00:55:55.000 It goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

00:55:57.000 I think it meant 3 hours before the show.

00:55:58.000 No, 3 p.m.

00:56:00.000 Okay, so when do you want it done?

00:56:02.000 3 p.m.

00:56:02.000 tomorrow.

00:56:03.000 Okay, so then...

00:56:07.000 Is that a problem?

00:56:09.000 This is why I said let's just show clips.

00:56:10.000 I just didn't know.

00:56:11.000 Because I thought you could just have the giant QuickTime file on your computer, and then we could just scroll through and be, this is funny, this is funny.

00:56:18.000 I didn't really want a movie.

00:56:20.000 I got you.

00:56:21.000 Well, I think I can get it done because you don't have any vision for it.

00:56:24.000 Like before with the boxing video, I had it finished, and you're like, nah, change all that shit.

00:56:29.000 And I was like, all right, back to the box.

00:56:30.000 I just want a montage of quality clips with good audio.

00:56:33.000 Yeah, that's what I'm going to give you.

00:56:34.000 Isn't that a given?

00:56:35.000 Yeah.

00:56:37.000 And for the record, that's what I always want for the rest of my life.

00:56:41.000 Good clips with good audio?

00:56:43.000 Yes.

00:56:43.000 A montage of funny clips with good quality audio.

00:56:47.000 That is reasonable.

00:56:49.000 All right, shall we?

00:56:50.000 We shall.

00:56:51.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:56:56.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbox.

00:57:01.000 Let me touch it.

00:57:04.000 Um, what was I gonna say?

00:57:07.000 Is there a hi-hat in that song?

00:57:09.000 Do I hear a tss?

00:57:10.000 Yes.

00:57:11.000 It's very subtle.

00:57:13.000 Who is that guy?

00:57:14.000 Do we contact him?

00:57:17.000 No.

00:57:19.000 just in grids I'm gonna find him.

00:57:31.000 All right.

00:57:34.000 Ready for this?

00:57:36.000 Yes.

00:57:37.000 Subject.

00:57:38.000 Jack Antonoff used to date Scarlett Johansson.

00:57:42.000 I would suck his dick just because it had been into her pussy.

00:57:46.000 It would be an honor.

00:57:48.000 Beesh.

00:57:49.000 Hey, G-Dog, just want to inform you that Jack Antonoff's high school sweetheart in New Jersey was Scarlett Johansson before she became a rich A-list celebrity.

00:57:58.000 Who's Jack Antonoff?

00:57:59.000 Is that the Lena Dunham guy from the bleachers?

00:58:02.000 Wow, he did well.

00:58:03.000 Oh, she's Jewish, too, right?

00:58:06.000 Oh, so it's kind of like an arranged thing.

00:58:10.000 There's pictures.

00:58:11.000 Maybe his technique was, uh-oh.

00:58:17.000 I've fucked Scarlett Johansson.

00:58:19.000 I feel unapproach.

00:58:20.000 I've become unapproachable.

00:58:22.000 I'll have to date Alina Dunhampeg for a while.

00:58:26.000 No, that doesn't make sense.

00:58:28.000 I mean, it's not like Leonardo DiCaprio has to date an ugly bitch once in every three hot ones.

00:58:35.000 That kind of, sir, Mr. Ryder, Mr. James, you kind of hurt my theory that he dated her for some sort of currency.

00:58:43.000 I think he, what if he just liked her?

00:58:44.000 What if he's not shallow, but he happened to have scored a banga?

00:58:48.000 Fucking Lena Dunham is unthinkable.

00:58:52.000 That's subterranean.

00:58:53.000 It's not shallow.

00:58:56.000 And the way she's put herself out there is just so wildly unattractive.

00:59:02.000 You know, with her gunt and her pussy in every show, and like, I like them suck dicks.

00:59:07.000 Eat my ass.

00:59:09.000 Like, she really ruined herself.

00:59:10.000 Yeah, that would actually make Scarlett Johansen way more unattractive, too, in a way.

00:59:14.000 Totally.

00:59:15.000 Any woman.

00:59:16.000 Any woman behaving like her and the way she portrayed herself.

00:59:20.000 Oh, she's getting real tubby.

00:59:21.000 That's Milanakis levels.

00:59:25.000 Most of his sad emo songs from his first band, Steel Trainer, about breaking up with her, Curious of this Information Changes Your Theory.

00:59:31.000 Yes, it does.

00:59:34.000 Maybe he's just a sad, broken man.

00:59:36.000 That's a very good theory, sir.

00:59:38.000 Oh, he's like masochistic.

00:59:40.000 He's just like destroyed.

00:59:42.000 He's like, I could cut or date Lena Dunham.

00:59:43.000 Yeah, like I'll never, I'll never live a normal sex life again.

00:59:49.000 I'm gonna fuck Lena Dunham to punish myself.

00:59:53.000 Self-flage leaving.

00:59:54.000 Yeah.

00:59:57.000 Funny story.

00:59:57.000 This is fucking hilarious.

01:00:00.000 Check our what dude said and what one of the cops said about it and getting good at it, if you will.

01:00:07.000 Tennessee man arrested for smoking marijuana in courtroom.

01:00:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:00:11.000 Man who appeared in court on a marijuana citation was charged with contempt of court after lighting up in front of the judge.

01:00:16.000 Turn that up.

01:00:17.000 ...

01:00:18.000 openly smoking marijuana in the county courthouse.

01:00:21.000 And he was in court on a separate marijuana charge.

01:00:25.000 And I'm Bob Mueller, and the suspect had a word for those inside the courtroom.

01:00:28.000 Just pause.

01:00:30.000 Just pause.

01:00:31.000 Why do you people reading the news have to say your fucking name?

01:00:34.000 I don't give a shit who you are.

01:00:36.000 Wait, you're, oh, I thought you were somebody else.

01:00:38.000 I'm sorry.

01:00:38.000 Go ahead.

01:00:39.000 Yeah.

01:00:39.000 General Sessions Court for those story.

01:00:41.000 I'll be reading the news tonight.

01:00:42.000 My name's Bob, and I'm here with Haley.

01:00:44.000 In case you want to call us later and ask us anything about what you saw.

01:00:48.000 Andy Cordan has the story.

01:00:50.000 Here at the Wilson County General Sessions Court, there's a lot of things you can't bring into court.

01:00:55.000 No food, no drink, no shorts.

01:00:56.000 The one thing it doesn't say, no marijuana.

01:00:59.000 This is video from General Sessions Court on Monday.

01:01:02.000 That's Spencer Boston at the podium.

01:01:04.000 The 20-year-old is in court on a marijuana citation while Judge Haywood Barry writes down some notes.

01:01:11.000 Watch as the 20-year-old reaches into his coat pocket.

01:01:14.000 He pulls out a joint and lights up.

01:01:17.000 He then reportedly turns to the lighter would be fucking a first strike.

01:01:23.000 Act audience and says, the people deserve better.

01:01:27.000 The court erupts into laughter.

01:01:29.000 Court bailiffs immediately take Spencer Boston into custody.

01:01:33.000 I've been in law enforcement for 20 years, and this is by far the most bizarre thing I've ever seen happen in a courtroom.

01:01:38.000 Thank you.

01:01:39.000 All right, last letter.

01:01:40.000 We're running out of time here.

01:01:41.000 That's kind of lame.

01:01:41.000 That's the most bizarre.

01:01:43.000 Dear G-Dog, the Boogie is not racial.

01:01:46.000 The Boog, sorry.

01:01:47.000 The Boogaloo.

01:01:48.000 We get this letter about seven times a day.

01:01:51.000 I know you've already addressed this briefly, but the Boogaloo meme is about a civil war, not a race war.

01:01:56.000 I get the perception versus reality argument, but I don't think that means the left get to repurpose a term to demonize 2A supporters.

01:02:03.000 It's a funny meme.

01:02:04.000 Look at the hashtag.

01:02:05.000 There's almost no racist content.

01:02:07.000 It's about what happens when the government comes for the guns and when the boog boys get their AR-15s and scopes on and play soldier in the post-apocalyptic libertarian anarchy till the West is won.

01:02:17.000 Yes, you're right.

01:02:20.000 Okay.

01:02:21.000 I want to end with one of my favorite guys.

01:02:24.000 Roy Martinez is the name of the guy, by the way.

01:02:26.000 What guy?

01:02:27.000 Rory Martinez.

01:02:28.000 He's the guy who did the mailbag song.

01:02:30.000 Oh.

01:02:32.000 Hispanic gentleman.

01:02:36.000 Okay, um.

01:02:38.000 We'll end with a funny video.

01:02:39.000 I've got a few here.

01:02:41.000 It's kind of hard to choose from.

01:02:43.000 Can't hear you so good.

01:02:45.000 There you go.

01:02:46.000 What?

01:02:47.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:02:48.000 We couldn't hear you were off mic too much.

01:02:50.000 Now this guy is...

01:02:58.000 So what he does is he goes to a parking lot and he says, why didn't you put your card away?

01:03:03.000 And then when they tell him to fuck off, whatever, he puts a sticker, a magnetic sticker, on their car that says try to keep – Try to keep your cart.

01:03:13.000 And he just sort of stays out of there.

01:03:15.000 It reminds me of my buddy Steve Duran.

01:03:17.000 We broke into a construction site when we were about 11 and the security guard's chasing us out of there.

01:03:23.000 And he goes, he yells at the security guard, don't make me use my kung fu.

01:03:27.000 I'm training the martial arts.

01:03:29.000 And the guy's like, you son of a bitch.

01:03:31.000 And then he starts doing these like circle kicks and just staying out of the security guard's reach.

01:03:36.000 And I just, I was in awe of his balls because it's one thing to get caught and run away.

01:03:42.000 That's brave.

01:03:43.000 But to get caught and as you're running away, going like this and pretending, because the guy was fat and he couldn't catch us and we were little kids.

01:03:50.000 Like, if you catch us, this is what's going to happen.

01:03:52.000 Yeah.

01:03:52.000 So fucking with a guy who, you know, could get you in big trouble.

01:03:55.000 He might get the police involved.

01:03:57.000 Anyways, so this is what Cartnark does.

01:03:59.000 At the peak of rage, he just keeps pushing and pushing.

01:04:08.000 Ah, see?

01:04:08.000 90% of the time I put it back.

01:04:10.000 99%.

01:04:11.000 But you're very tired right now, and it's causing an error in your judgment.

01:04:14.000 Lazy Bones.

01:04:16.000 No, no, sorry.

01:04:16.000 Let me lazy bones.

01:04:18.000 We got these bumper magnets for you.

01:04:19.000 I'm going to put them right here inside your truck.

01:04:21.000 There you go.

01:04:23.000 It's got a hotline number on it.

01:04:25.000 So you can call that for a counseling about how not to be a lazy bones.

01:04:28.000 What's going on?

01:04:29.000 Did you hear that?

01:04:30.000 It's got a hotline on it.

01:04:32.000 So you can call that for counseling.

01:04:35.000 To learn how not to be a lazy bones.

01:04:42.000 Those aren't exactly fighting words.

01:04:44.000 He has this like, I don't have a problem.

01:04:47.000 I'm just trying to help out here.

01:04:48.000 I don't want any trouble.

01:04:50.000 For counseling about how not to be a lazy bones.

01:04:52.000 What's going on?

01:04:52.000 What are you doing, sir?

01:04:53.000 The hand?

01:04:54.000 Oh, what's going on there?

01:04:55.000 And he's got a little air traffic control airport thing.

01:05:01.000 Oh my God.

01:05:03.000 What's going on?

01:05:04.000 What are you doing, sir?

01:05:04.000 Why are you approaching me?

01:05:06.000 Why am I approaching you?

01:05:07.000 Yes.

01:05:08.000 This is yours.

01:05:08.000 Take it back.

01:05:09.000 No, it's got a number for you.

01:05:10.000 It's a present for you.

01:05:11.000 Take it back.

01:05:12.000 Teach you how to be a lazy bonus.

01:05:13.000 Take it back.

01:05:13.000 Yes, sir.

01:05:14.000 Keep that.

01:05:15.000 My gift to you.

01:05:16.000 Why are you running after me?

01:05:18.000 Because you're a fucking asshole.

01:05:19.000 I'm a nice guy, sir.

01:05:20.000 No, you're a fucking asshole.

01:05:22.000 Luckily, I have good blocking skills.

01:05:23.000 I blocked your attack.

01:05:25.000 You're an asshole.

01:05:26.000 No, and Mark, let me explain.

01:05:27.000 I don't give a shit what you are.

01:05:28.000 Yeah, you do, because you're running after me trying to throw stuff at me, so clearly.

01:05:31.000 I don't care.

01:05:32.000 What I care about is you.

01:05:34.000 I have rights.

01:05:35.000 Leave me alone.

01:05:36.000 Yeah, I know.

01:05:37.000 And what I'm saying.

01:05:38.000 Leave me alone!

01:05:38.000 I'm having a private, a small house.

01:05:41.000 I'm trying to have a polite conversation.

01:05:42.000 No, I don't want a polite.

01:05:44.000 Leave!

01:05:44.000 Sir, I'm not going to be able to do this.

01:05:47.000 I'm calling the cops.

01:05:48.000 I'm calling the cops.

01:05:49.000 On who?

01:05:50.000 Call the cops on him.

01:05:51.000 No, I'm a nice guy.

01:05:53.000 I'm having a polite conversation about how to go here.

01:05:55.000 This is hilarious.

01:05:56.000 Look at this guy zooming.

01:05:58.000 The reason they had the cart corral, which we're at, by the way, we are right here.

01:06:01.000 There's the cart corral right there, sir.

01:06:03.000 You just walked by it.

01:06:04.000 The reason we have a cart corral is to make sure that the carts are kept in good order.

01:06:08.000 You can't park there now when you leave a cart.

01:06:10.000 It could damage a car.

01:06:11.000 It could scratch a car.

01:06:12.000 It's true.

01:06:13.000 Sir, I'm just trying to help.

01:06:14.000 It's because carts.

01:06:15.000 You're blocked over there.

01:06:16.000 You could have put it there.

01:06:17.000 Well, sir, then you wouldn't volunteer.

01:06:18.000 You're this close to being on the ground.

01:06:20.000 Why?

01:06:21.000 I'm not on the ground at all.

01:06:22.000 Leave me alone.

01:06:23.000 Sir, I don't think you can catch me, number one.

01:06:25.000 Number two.

01:06:25.000 You know what?

01:06:26.000 What?

01:06:26.000 Because I'm a fucking fat asshole.

01:06:27.000 They're all on the ground, aren't they?

01:06:30.000 Yeah, because I'm a fat asshole.

01:06:32.000 So now he's giving the guy insults.

01:06:34.000 He's insulting himself to get himself revved up to fight.

01:06:38.000 Number one.

01:06:39.000 Number two.

01:06:40.000 You know what?

01:06:40.000 What?

01:06:40.000 Because I'm a fucking fat asshole.

01:06:42.000 No, sir, because I. You know what it is?

01:06:43.000 Because I'm highly trained in running.

01:06:45.000 We train for this.

01:06:46.000 Sometimes people get angry.

01:06:47.000 You know what?

01:06:47.000 Go get the majority.

01:06:48.000 If you had any doubts about him being serious, we train for this.

01:06:51.000 Us Kartnarks.

01:06:52.000 Makes it pretty clear that he's just there to make people angry for no other reason.

01:06:59.000 He's just like, talk about a perfect troll.

01:07:03.000 Look at him.

01:07:03.000 Go get him.

01:07:04.000 What for?

01:07:05.000 Because you're bugging me.

01:07:06.000 I'm not bugging you.

01:07:07.000 Let's go.

01:07:08.000 Sir, I don't want to go.

01:07:08.000 I don't want to go there.

01:07:09.000 I want to have a polite conversation.

01:07:11.000 I don't want a polite conversation.

01:07:13.000 That's on hand.

01:07:14.000 You don't have to.

01:07:16.000 Leave me alone.

01:07:16.000 He didn't take his cart back.

01:07:17.000 He's being very antsy about it.

01:07:18.000 I don't know why.

01:07:19.000 He's trying to.

01:07:21.000 Because you're abusing me.

01:07:23.000 You know what abuse is, sir?

01:07:24.000 I'm making fun of you.

01:07:27.000 I'm having a polite conversation.

01:07:29.000 No, you're not.

01:07:30.000 When somebody says they don't want to talk to you, you turn around and walk away.

01:07:34.000 That's how you turn around?

01:07:36.000 You turn around.

01:07:37.000 Look at the turn.

01:07:38.000 As they don't want to talk to you, you turn around and turn around.

01:07:44.000 You turn around and walk away.

01:07:47.000 But, sir.

01:07:48.000 That's got to be a clip.

01:07:49.000 Everything's a clip.

01:07:51.000 Sir, you caught me.

01:07:53.000 No, sir, you chased me halfway through the parking lot first.

01:07:56.000 Sir, you left your card out where it's an obstruction to other customers.

01:08:00.000 That's all we're talking about here, sir.

01:08:03.000 Is that over?

01:08:04.000 Yeah.

01:08:05.000 Unfortunately.

01:08:06.000 All those videos stop too soon.

01:08:08.000 They sure do, buddy.

01:08:09.000 They really do.

01:08:09.000 They sure do.

01:08:10.000 Don't they?

01:08:11.000 They really, really do.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 29, 2020

S02E118 - TRUMP IN NJ [2020-01-29 - S02E118 - TRUMP IN NJ]

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