Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E12

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Clonings come, now leave a separation, success for an elimination, extermination, degradation, essential, hard things, stop it.

00:00:28.000 Thank you.

00:00:29.000 I hadn't pressed stop breaking the fourth wall.

00:00:37.000 God, that was the band Conflict.

00:00:41.000 Can you flip the doohickey for me, please, Ryan?

00:00:44.000 They are a British band inspired by the band Krass, but they didn't sound like Krass very much.

00:00:49.000 They're probably on my shirt somewhere on this vest.

00:00:52.000 This vest is not from when I was a punker.

00:00:54.000 I made this for a Halloween costume and kind of fell in love.

00:00:58.000 But that's an interesting song.

00:01:00.000 Play some more of it on the Ghetto Blaster.

00:01:02.000 Is that loud on the...

00:01:19.000 But I thought that was interesting, that song, because it's pro-life.

00:01:23.000 And what happens with a lot of these vegan, super anarcho-punk political bands is they start going, don't kill animals, it's wrong.

00:01:32.000 Don't even have cheese.

00:01:33.000 Don't do milk.

00:01:34.000 Don't do eggs.

00:01:36.000 Don't kill anything.

00:01:37.000 Shit, don't even kill a human baby.

00:01:40.000 That's how serious I am about this.

00:01:43.000 Don't even kill human babies.

00:01:46.000 And the Christians are sitting there going, yeah, welcome aboard.

00:01:50.000 Welcome to logic.

00:01:52.000 Look at the lip.

00:01:52.000 See if you can dig up the lyrics to that.

00:01:55.000 The chord is cut.

00:01:56.000 Conflict.

00:01:57.000 There's a few songs like that.

00:01:58.000 There's another song by Flatfoot56, who are a punk band.

00:02:03.000 And they have a song.

00:02:07.000 What the hell is it called?

00:02:09.000 Be a Man, Don't Spare the Child or something like that.

00:02:14.000 Do you want to recite the lyrics to us?

00:02:17.000 Here comes Ryan reciting pro-life punk songs.

00:02:22.000 Yes.

00:02:22.000 The cord is cut, no need for separation.

00:02:25.000 Successful elimination, extermination of degradation, question mark?

00:02:29.000 Essential heart feeds stopping.

00:02:31.000 She strives on alone and makes the best of no one.

00:02:34.000 Set fast, clamped, fucked, thinking of nothing, nothing of tossing away a life like fucked spunk in a condom.

00:02:42.000 Damn.

00:02:43.000 Yesh.

00:02:44.000 Easy, boys.

00:02:45.000 Easy.

00:02:46.000 I met them once.

00:02:47.000 Anyway, we've got a lot to talk about.

00:02:50.000 The thing about the Monday shows is a lot of news piles up because I don't see you on Thursdays.

00:02:55.000 And if there's a free speech that week, I haven't seen you since Tuesday.

00:02:59.000 And we did have a free speech this week.

00:03:00.000 We had Cornell West and Milo Yiannopoulos, which is available on the site.

00:03:06.000 If you're seeing this, then it's available to you.

00:03:10.000 You paid for it.

00:03:12.000 Boy, those guys have read a lot of books.

00:03:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:17.000 I felt like a dum-dum around Cornell and Milo.

00:03:20.000 First, they get off, they're talking about Chaucer and Tolstoy and Chekhov and all these Russian philosophers.

00:03:27.000 Then they get into history, the Civil War.

00:03:30.000 Cornell West brought up an interesting point I never thought of where he goes, yeah, slavery doesn't piss me off that much.

00:03:35.000 It's Jim Crow that pisses me off.

00:03:39.000 I'm paraphrasing.

00:03:40.000 Obviously, the man doesn't swear.

00:03:42.000 Very religious dude.

00:03:42.000 But he said, you know, Jamaica, all these British colonies had slaves and they stopped it.

00:03:48.000 And we don't really bust Britain's balls.

00:03:51.000 But America had slavery.

00:03:54.000 Then they waited a bit and then they instituted all these second-class citizen laws.

00:03:58.000 That's my beef.

00:04:00.000 And I was like, good point.

00:04:03.000 But still, it's a long time ago.

00:04:06.000 Maybe it's time to move on, America.

00:04:08.000 Maybe it's time to move on from Jim Crow.

00:04:10.000 Let's just start America in the 80s, shall we?

00:04:13.000 Women have the vote.

00:04:14.000 We're all good now.

00:04:16.000 No more complaining, no more whining, no more white supremacy.

00:04:19.000 He brought up another good point, too.

00:04:21.000 He said, you ever notice there's no black KKK?

00:04:24.000 Like, there was no black vigilante group that went around murdering white people just because of their race.

00:04:30.000 Now, there's lots of black on white crime, but there's not really were the BBP, the black-black band.

00:04:39.000 Yeah.

00:04:40.000 The Black Panthers, they weren't like that.

00:04:42.000 Well, there's two Black Panthers, and it's important to differentiate the two.

00:04:45.000 There's the new Black Panther Party, and they are definitely linked to the five cops who were killed in Dallas.

00:04:50.000 But there's the original Black Panthers in the 60s, which now my knowledge on this is pretty left-wing.

00:04:55.000 It's from that book that Ward Churchill wrote.

00:04:58.000 What's it called?

00:04:59.000 Ward Churchill Black Panther book?

00:05:01.000 It's got a really stupid long academic name, like the Agents of Oppression or something like that.

00:05:07.000 But Agents of Oppression.

00:05:10.000 There it is.

00:05:11.000 Agents of Oppression.

00:05:12.000 Show that book.

00:05:13.000 Okay.

00:05:14.000 We all had to read that book as young anarchists.

00:05:18.000 Well, you don't have to be fancy.

00:05:19.000 You can show the whole Google thing.

00:05:21.000 Yeah.

00:05:21.000 The FBI's secret wars against the Black Panther Party and the American India Movement.

00:05:26.000 Legit, not paranoid, true facts about the FBI sending in goons to mess up AIM, the American India Movement, and the Black Panthers, who, yes, were militant, but it was a rocky time back in there, back there in the 60s.

00:05:40.000 And they had free breakfast programs and good stuff.

00:05:41.000 Anyway, that's going to be exciting.

00:05:45.000 I also, I hope by the time you see this, we got Roger Stone and Noam Chomsky.

00:05:50.000 I think Noam's getting old, so it's hard to get him out of Arizona.

00:05:54.000 But I'm trying.

00:05:56.000 I'm trying very hard.

00:05:58.000 And once you get a few of these, and people can see it's not a bait and switch where we're trying to lure in liberals to destroy them, I think we can get some more.

00:06:05.000 The goal of free speech is to reunite the country and show that we're allowed to have conversations again.

00:06:13.000 All right.

00:06:14.000 No guests today because we've got so much important news to get to.

00:06:19.000 I'm having some trouble with the 25 hottest chicks.

00:06:23.000 I've noticed it's not sitting right with me.

00:06:27.000 Like that motorcycle repair woman.

00:06:29.000 Can you just pull up some 25 hot chicks.

00:06:31.000 Sure.

00:06:32.000 Doodly, doodle, doodly little.

00:06:35.000 Doodle on the motorcycle.

00:06:36.000 Like, why is she there?

00:06:38.000 I haven't thought.

00:06:38.000 I saw her once and I never thought about her again.

00:06:41.000 Why is she up there with the hottest woman in the world, like Kimberly Guilfoil?

00:06:46.000 Kimberly Guilfoyle, you think about it again and again.

00:06:48.000 So I don't think it's right to have a list like this, especially with all the detritus in it.

00:06:56.000 There's a lot of just loose pieces floating around.

00:07:01.000 Like, here, pull it up.

00:07:02.000 Do you have it in like a PowerPoint or something?

00:07:04.000 Yeah, it's coming up.

00:07:05.000 Okay.

00:07:06.000 So what are we looking at?

00:07:08.000 Just put the whole thing up.

00:07:10.000 I want to sort of like Thanos a lot of these and just sort of evaporate them into the...

00:07:19.000 No, start at the bottom.

00:07:24.000 Yeah.

00:07:24.000 25.

00:07:25.000 She can go.

00:07:26.000 I've never thought about her once.

00:07:27.000 Go to 24.

00:07:28.000 Man, she looks good on Shark Tank, but she doesn't...

00:07:32.000 She's very old.

00:07:33.000 Go ahead.

00:07:35.000 Bah.

00:07:35.000 You know what I mean?

00:07:37.000 Like Liz Plank.

00:07:38.000 So what?

00:07:40.000 Why are we spending time talking about Liz Plank?

00:07:42.000 And then that chick from American Housewife is way too old.

00:07:44.000 That chick with the big schnaws.

00:07:46.000 I don't care about her.

00:07:47.000 I think what would be, but I do like ogling broads, and I think it's healthy that we do this.

00:07:53.000 Wow, that doodle on a motorcycle is something else, isn't she?

00:07:57.000 I took my motorcycle out this weekend, and I realized I'm a tough pussy.

00:08:03.000 I box every day.

00:08:04.000 I ride my motorbike, but I suck at boxing and get beat up.

00:08:08.000 And after 60 miles an hour, I'm pooping in my panties.

00:08:12.000 I'm scared to go 65.

00:08:15.000 And all I can think about is accidents while I'm going 65.

00:08:18.000 That must be terrible.

00:08:19.000 So maybe we should change it to just like hottie of the month, hottie of the week.

00:08:24.000 That's interesting.

00:08:25.000 What do you think of that?

00:08:26.000 Because they come and go.

00:08:28.000 And some of them, you realize that you were totally wrong.

00:08:34.000 For example, our number one hottest chicken in the world, Kimbra, is hideous.

00:08:40.000 Yes, that's right.

00:08:41.000 Pull up the pic.

00:08:43.000 She is an absolute monster.

00:08:46.000 That's not the pic.

00:08:48.000 That's her looking really fantastic.

00:08:50.000 There's the interview.

00:08:51.000 Look at this.

00:08:52.000 Her head is too big for her body.

00:08:55.000 She looks like a puppet.

00:08:56.000 Maybe McJagger puppet.

00:08:57.000 Yeah, she looks like one of those things on stilts at the fair.

00:09:01.000 Okay, she's pretty there, but look, see the screen grab I sent you?

00:09:05.000 I sent it in a separate email.

00:09:06.000 I see.

00:09:08.000 She really looks really bad.

00:09:10.000 A lot of these people that we have on this list are just photogenic.

00:09:14.000 But then you get a few more looks and you go, you're not pretty.

00:09:17.000 I don't love you anymore.

00:09:18.000 Look at this.

00:09:19.000 This was get off my lawns, number one most attractive woman in the world.

00:09:26.000 And here we are looking at someone that you would sleep with as a dare.

00:09:31.000 That's what my hair's going to look like if I don't cut it.

00:09:33.000 That's a man in drag, an ugly man in drag, with zits and bumps all over his face.

00:09:38.000 Blech.

00:09:40.000 Again, thank God I didn't sell my soul to the devil to have her, right?

00:09:44.000 That's been a bummer.

00:09:45.000 So we have to think of a cute name like get on my lawn or something like that.

00:09:50.000 How about the feminist corner where we appreciate women and their right to, you know, be included into the show?

00:10:00.000 I don't hate that.

00:10:01.000 I don't hate that.

00:10:02.000 That's an interesting angle.

00:10:03.000 All right, so let me just show you two hotties that I'm not adding to the 25 hottest list.

00:10:07.000 We're going to revamp the list, maybe make it a top 10 or something.

00:10:12.000 But I have discovered two doozies.

00:10:15.000 One of them you already know of, but I regret not putting her on the list.

00:10:18.000 Uma Abidin.

00:10:20.000 Now, I know what you're saying.

00:10:21.000 Her mother's a terrorist.

00:10:23.000 Her mother ran basically an ISIS magazine.

00:10:27.000 But man, those Arabs age nice, don't they?

00:10:31.000 With the little laugh lines they get?

00:10:35.000 Like that's when you get to be my age, you like those little signs of age on a woman.

00:10:40.000 You don't want to be with a child.

00:10:42.000 Because what the hell are you going to talk about?

00:10:44.000 But Uma, well, first, it would be cool to, you know, argue with her all the time.

00:10:49.000 But I like the way she's aging.

00:10:51.000 I'd rather have her now than back when she was young.

00:10:55.000 Although I just got a bad fear about her boobs.

00:10:59.000 I just got a flash.

00:11:01.000 Why, like that?

00:11:01.000 That just gave me like a spooky premonition.

00:11:03.000 Yeah, that dress just made me go, oh my God, uh-oh, what have I done?

00:11:08.000 It must be tough.

00:11:09.000 I don't remember dating.

00:11:10.000 It was so long ago that I was dating, but it must be, it must suck to invest all this time and energy into someone, and then they're nude, and there's just something that you just cannot stand.

00:11:19.000 Like per breasts are pancakes.

00:11:21.000 What the hell do you do then?

00:11:25.000 If they're pancakes, you gotta go.

00:11:27.000 Oh, I remember that did happen to me when I was a single man.

00:11:31.000 They had nothing in them.

00:11:32.000 They were just like two skin berets.

00:11:34.000 Oh, wow.

00:11:35.000 That's such a great.

00:11:38.000 Yes.

00:11:39.000 What I did is I tried to get over it, and it just became a deal breaker.

00:11:44.000 Sorry.

00:11:45.000 All right.

00:11:45.000 Here's a fun one, though, I discovered just for you.

00:11:48.000 My wife makes me watch Project Runway with the kids, and they have this Treseme thing.

00:11:52.000 It's like a plug.

00:11:54.000 what do they call it, an advertorial, where they inject it into the...

00:12:00.000 So at the Treseme Lounge, there's this hair expert named Justine Marjon.

00:12:06.000 Now, thank God we found her just as we discovered that we had Kimbra wrong.

00:12:11.000 But she is something else.

00:12:14.000 And it's always fun when you have video with someone so you can tell they're not trying to cheat you.

00:12:19.000 You know what I mean?

00:12:20.000 Like Kimbra, Kimbra cheated us.

00:12:23.000 Yeah, but that was a video.

00:12:24.000 That's why it's tough.

00:12:25.000 Well, she was covered in paint.

00:12:26.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:12:27.000 But look at Justine in action.

00:12:29.000 You can see her move around.

00:12:30.000 What a quality wife this would be.

00:12:33.000 What is Marjan?

00:12:34.000 Is that, like, is she Iranian?

00:12:36.000 Turkish, maybe?

00:12:38.000 Maybe I'm attracted to Middle Eastern women.

00:12:40.000 Oh, look at how women do stuff.

00:12:43.000 So, such a long intro.

00:12:45.000 If you have too much curl in your hair or you notice you curl your hair and it looks a little bit too prom-like, I just use the DHD platinum iron to run the iron over the curls in large sections.

00:12:59.000 And this just edges it up a little bit.

00:13:00.000 How do we feel about that schnoz?

00:13:01.000 It gives it more of a cool girl wave.

00:13:03.000 I see huge hands.

00:13:04.000 And then you also want to have a...

00:13:07.000 I'm not saying nor here, nor there.

00:13:08.000 I'm just saying.

00:13:09.000 They're big.

00:13:10.000 Okay, so now that I've relaxed my waves, I'm just going to spray a toothbrush.

00:13:14.000 Okay, show the other video I sent you of too many flyaways.

00:13:17.000 Oh, they're not that big.

00:13:21.000 No, they're not crazy, but I mean, you know.

00:13:23.000 Okay, look how pretty she is in this one.

00:13:24.000 I'm going to get a super cute half-up ponytail.

00:13:26.000 This is a look that I've done on Olivia Culpa.

00:13:29.000 Chantel Jeffries, and Chloe Kardashian.

00:13:32.000 So I hope you'll love it.

00:13:33.000 Braggard.

00:13:34.000 So the first step for this look is to spray Tresemme Micro-Mist hairspray and extend.

00:13:38.000 Screaming free ads to Treceman.

00:13:41.000 Look how pretty she is.

00:13:43.000 Okay, go look up Marjan.

00:13:44.000 Okay.

00:13:46.000 I need to know the ethnicity of that thing.

00:13:48.000 Let me see.

00:13:50.000 Because that might explain the big hands.

00:13:53.000 Marjan.

00:13:55.000 Gotta be Arabic.

00:13:56.000 Anyway, sorry, folks.

00:13:57.000 We're not really getting down to the news.

00:13:59.000 It's a Dutch and Iranian version of the feminine given name Marianne, as well as Macedonian.

00:14:08.000 So pretty much.

00:14:09.000 Yeah.

00:14:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:10.000 You did.

00:14:10.000 I found the country she's from just by looking at her face.

00:14:13.000 Look how hard my nipples became.

00:14:15.000 Wow.

00:14:16.000 This is old news for you.

00:14:17.000 This is already an ancient Chinese secret.

00:14:21.000 Oh, this is already very ancient Chinese.

00:14:26.000 Chinese.

00:14:27.000 Chinese.

00:14:33.000 Chinese secret.

00:14:37.000 Ancient.

00:14:39.000 Is this the ancient Chinese sicker?

00:14:50.000 My eyes aren't even anymore.

00:14:52.000 Now I just have weird zombie eyes.

00:14:57.000 This is the email.

00:14:58.000 This is a sicker.

00:15:02.000 I'm doing Japanese boys.

00:15:04.000 Yeah.

00:15:04.000 That's the thing about racism, folks.

00:15:07.000 It's not accurate.

00:15:08.000 For example, racists in Britain call anyone brown a packy.

00:15:13.000 Whether they're from Pakistan or not, they'll often call Indians Bangladeshis and even Sikhs packies.

00:15:20.000 You know, I can make an intro for this so we don't have to do this again.

00:15:23.000 No, I like doing that.

00:15:25.000 As long as it's ironic.

00:15:27.000 So, Saturday night, Deontay Wilder and Dominic Brazil, Brazile, Brazil, had a fight that was about a minute and 20 seconds.

00:15:40.000 And this guy, Deontay Wilder, is a beast.

00:15:44.000 He's the second best heavyweight fighter in the world.

00:15:47.000 He's so huge and such a beast that when he gets into the ring, he goes over the top.

00:15:52.000 He doesn't go under the thing.

00:15:54.000 He steps over all three little ropey-doohickeys, over the ropes.

00:15:59.000 And he's got a 95% knockout rate, 42 fights, 41 wins, zero losses, one draw.

00:16:06.000 And this guy, Dominic Brazil, is like a fat jock with moobs who used to play football.

00:16:12.000 And he goes, I got a great right.

00:16:13.000 Yeah, but Deontay has bricks in his hand.

00:16:16.000 Anyway, someone sent me fake commentary on the fight.

00:16:18.000 So I thought it'd be a fun way to watch the fight.

00:16:20.000 Watch how fast this fight is from Monster King.

00:16:29.000 Deontay Wad, Dominic Brazil's Deontay's Black Rise.

00:16:33.000 Brazil is dealing with Deontay Wad's power pretty good.

00:16:37.000 He's trying to clinch him up and get him, you know, just he don't want to get hurt, but I think it's going to be a good fight.

00:16:42.000 Could be a long fight.

00:16:43.000 Who knows what's going to happen?

00:16:45.000 I reverently gets him out of the clinch right here, and they're going to come out together.

00:16:48.000 Let's see what we have here.

00:16:49.000 God, damn it.

00:16:53.000 Good Lord.

00:16:54.000 Sweet baby Jesus and a Gucci onesie.

00:16:57.000 He hit that son of a bitch harder than a Mac truck coming off the off-ramp on 995.

00:17:02.000 Sir, you can count to 150.

00:17:05.000 That son of a bitch is done.

00:17:06.000 He is.

00:17:07.000 You can put a fork in his ass.

00:17:09.000 Turn him over, brazen with a little marinade.

00:17:11.000 He is done.

00:17:12.000 Deontay Wilder has done it again.

00:17:14.000 41 knockouts.

00:17:16.000 He is not a man to be trifled with.

00:17:19.000 good lord they hit him on the other side of july 4th now it's going to hit you with a little bit of that old It's going to lip it up there old Milly Rock is what the boys there there call it.

00:17:31.000 Good Lord, he hit that son of a bitch harder than a layoff at the steel mill.

00:17:35.000 Is he all right?

00:17:36.000 Hell no, he's not all right.

00:17:37.000 You can shine that light and you can shine the light of Jesus in his eyes board and see that.

00:17:40.000 He has no idea what he is.

00:17:45.000 You know, at first he wasn't delivering it with a lot of confidence.

00:17:48.000 And I was like, ah, this is a good amateur tip.

00:17:50.000 No, those are all funny.

00:17:51.000 Yeah.

00:17:52.000 That's not analyzed comedy.

00:17:53.000 It ruins it.

00:17:54.000 But you got to see this punch.

00:17:56.000 So first with his left, he just sort of doesn't give him much of a jab.

00:17:58.000 He just sort of says, okay, is that where your face is?

00:18:00.000 All right, here it comes.

00:18:02.000 And then his whole body, like one trick with rights is you move your foot, your right foot, like you're grinding out a cigarette.

00:18:11.000 And he just put his whole back into it.

00:18:13.000 You got to see it.

00:18:15.000 But didn't I send it to you in slow motion?

00:18:18.000 Yeah, the one that says, look at his ear.

00:18:21.000 You got to see, look at Dominic Brazil's ear when he gets hit.

00:18:24.000 It goes bloom.

00:18:26.000 Like, I didn't know an ear could do that.

00:18:29.000 He got hit so hard, his ear was stretched to its maximum capacity.

00:18:35.000 Watch his ear.

00:18:41.000 Look at his earlobe.

00:18:43.000 Can we see that one more time?

00:18:44.000 Yeah.

00:18:46.000 Sub.

00:18:49.000 I mean, the first fucking, the first row of the play is probably going to look like a bunch of people.

00:18:55.000 I got knocked out once in Oakland.

00:18:58.000 It's on the internet.

00:19:00.000 But I remember I woke up.

00:19:02.000 I didn't know that I had kids.

00:19:04.000 I knew the name Emily was important, but I didn't know who she was.

00:19:07.000 I had no idea what the hell I was doing in Oakland.

00:19:11.000 And I could feel my brain.

00:19:13.000 You know how if you get punched in the arm, you can sort of feel the knuckles of the guy where he punched you?

00:19:18.000 I could feel my exact shape of my brain, like the mullet that is your brain.

00:19:23.000 I could feel it in my head.

00:19:24.000 Like I could feel the contours.

00:19:27.000 I guess because it got rattled and it was like a smack.

00:19:32.000 It was throbbing.

00:19:35.000 I like the idea that you're wearing a mullet like in your skull.

00:19:40.000 Our brains are mullets.

00:19:43.000 You ought to see what Deontay Waldo was wearing too when he got in.

00:19:49.000 He showed up.

00:19:50.000 I was watching with my wife and she said, I hope you don't dislike this.

00:19:55.000 Because I was kind of rolling my eyes, but she goes, this is awesome.

00:19:58.000 They're like drag queens.

00:20:00.000 Yeah, it's like WWE as fuck.

00:20:03.000 Watch your language, please, Potty Mouth.

00:20:06.000 Sorry.

00:20:06.000 Is there any footage of it?

00:20:10.000 That's a chest plate.

00:20:12.000 He's shredded.

00:20:14.000 That's the diamond crown.

00:20:17.000 Wow.

00:20:17.000 There was another guy, Jeffrey Ross or something, the featherweight.

00:20:21.000 He came out dressed as a Zulu.

00:20:23.000 See if you can find that.

00:20:24.000 He had a spear.

00:20:25.000 Anthony Joshua?

00:20:27.000 No, Anthony Joshua was the best heavyweight boxer in the world.

00:20:29.000 What was the one dressed as Zero?

00:20:30.000 Oh, Deontay Wilder's number two.

00:20:31.000 I think his name was Jeffrey Ross, Jeffrey Rush.

00:20:35.000 But just look up Undercard Wilder Brazil Zulu Warrior.

00:20:41.000 He had a little kid playing war drum, and the kids sucked, too.

00:20:46.000 All he could do was go.

00:20:50.000 That's not good.

00:20:51.000 Get a kid.

00:20:54.000 But he came out.

00:20:55.000 Yeah, just look up Zulu Warriors.

00:20:57.000 Yeah, Undercard Warrior.

00:20:58.000 Jeffrey Boxer, Undercard, Wilder, Zulu Warrior.

00:21:01.000 So Undercard, Wilder.

00:21:03.000 How do I have to help you do this?

00:21:05.000 Undercard, Wilder, Zulu Warrior.

00:21:08.000 So I guess Anthony Joshua and Deontay Wilder have to fight now, and they're both insane monsters with a 95% knockout rate.

00:21:15.000 So it's really, it just comes down to a flip of the coin.

00:21:19.000 Who's going to be vulnerable first?

00:21:21.000 Who's going to let their guard down?

00:21:23.000 is going to find an opening.

00:21:24.000 Like, you think Brazil's career is over, but they're just going to...

00:21:30.000 I don't think he was humiliated.

00:21:32.000 But man, what an intense knockout.

00:21:34.000 Can you not find this?

00:21:35.000 Yeah, undercarder.

00:21:36.000 Zulu warrior.

00:21:38.000 Undercard wilder Zulu warrior.

00:21:43.000 Or just maybe people don't know that they're Zulus.

00:21:46.000 Yeah.

00:21:49.000 Okay, we're going to abandon this then?

00:21:51.000 I mean, we're trying to entertain folks at home.

00:21:53.000 They don't want to see us doing our homework.

00:21:56.000 But if I find it on my phone, I'm going to take this thing and smash you in the back of the head so hard that you're going to make Dominic Brazil look like he was given a smooch on the cheek.

00:22:08.000 Well, I wouldn't like that at all.

00:22:10.000 Perceila for Allah said.

00:22:12.000 I'm trying to look at the whole thing.

00:22:13.000 Let's just time how long it takes you to do this.

00:22:15.000 This could be interesting here.

00:22:17.000 All right, I'm going to take out my stopwatch.

00:22:19.000 You've already been trying to do this for a while.

00:22:21.000 And start.

00:22:23.000 Okay, we are two seconds in.

00:22:26.000 You could abandon the Zulu Warrior thing, walk on 10 seconds.

00:22:33.000 And 10 seconds when you're watching a show is like a million years.

00:22:37.000 You know, in radio, one of the reasons they talk like that and say all kinds of funny stuff is they really want to pack it in because Howard Stern was the first guy to ever invent dead air where you're allowed to stop and look at something.

00:22:50.000 Still going.

00:22:52.000 30 seconds now.

00:22:53.000 Harry Russell, Kiko Martinez.

00:22:55.000 Dude, go into Google Images.

00:22:58.000 There he is.

00:23:00.000 And that is, I'm going to say a minute.

00:23:03.000 All right.

00:23:04.000 There's the kid that sucked.

00:23:05.000 Russell family friend, Kwasi Davis, playing the drums for...

00:23:10.000 Just one drum.

00:23:12.000 What are you doing?

00:23:13.000 This is WWE.

00:23:14.000 Can't you go like...

00:23:21.000 And tonight he is back in a minute.

00:23:24.000 What's the point of having a bungal if you're just going to go bonk bonk?

00:23:28.000 That could be a can.

00:23:29.000 Look at these guys!

00:23:31.000 And they can't have...

00:23:38.000 So they had to use plastic.

00:23:41.000 Good job, though, huh?

00:23:42.000 That looks like a merchant craft school.

00:23:45.000 The shields are pretty authentic looking.

00:23:47.000 There he is.

00:23:49.000 He's the smallest one out of all of them.

00:23:51.000 Boy, the featherweight, you have to be like 112 pounders in.

00:23:55.000 Big mouth though.

00:23:58.000 That looks silly.

00:23:58.000 He looks like a midge.

00:23:59.000 He looks very silly.

00:24:01.000 He wore that in the fight.

00:24:03.000 Those shorts are his fighting shorts.

00:24:05.000 Wow.

00:24:06.000 With fur on them.

00:24:07.000 What the fuck?

00:24:09.000 All right.

00:24:10.000 Let's get serious now.

00:24:12.000 It's worth, I got to talk to Ezra Levant and Tommy Robinson about what's going on over there.

00:24:16.000 It is totally and utterly insane.

00:24:19.000 And Ezra Levant, my old boss, said the most brilliant thing.

00:24:22.000 He said, I see going to Britain as getting in a dystopian time machine because you get to see what life is going to be like here in America in a few years.

00:24:34.000 In fact, I bet me showing that Zulu thing will be perceived as racist because it's me.

00:24:41.000 And in the context of being a hate figure, it's obviously a racist thing to show.

00:24:46.000 We're lampooning him.

00:24:49.000 That's where we're headed.

00:24:50.000 So the idea of the police, like in Britain, if you make a rude joke on Twitter, the police will come to your house.

00:24:56.000 We are not far from that at all.

00:24:59.000 But anyway.

00:25:00.000 My friend got arrested for what he said on YouTube.

00:25:03.000 What he did say he was going to go kill people?

00:25:05.000 No, he said something of her finishing the job.

00:25:10.000 He made a joke that was obviously a joke about.

00:25:12.000 Oh, he was talking about the YouTube chick who killed people.

00:25:15.000 And he said maybe she could finish the job or she could have finished the job.

00:25:19.000 Something like that.

00:25:20.000 Yeah, that's pretty weak.

00:25:22.000 Yeah.

00:25:23.000 All right, so what's going on over there is Tommy's running for basically the equivalent of Congress for all of Europe.

00:25:31.000 And he would be a representative of Britain, I guess, in the European Union.

00:25:35.000 And it's an F you to the people who rejected Brexit.

00:25:40.000 It's an F you to the European Union.

00:25:41.000 It's an FU to everyone who hates him.

00:25:44.000 And he really personifies the separation, the polarization of Britain.

00:25:52.000 There's two Britons going on right now.

00:25:53.000 And one of them is working class and sees Islam as an issue.

00:25:58.000 And the other doesn't know anyone who's been to Luton, where it's predominantly Muslim and incredibly dangerous, or Birmingham, or a lot of these cities, they've ignored those cities and they think everything's going fine.

00:26:09.000 They think London's great.

00:26:10.000 They don't care about the rampant knife attacks and the acid attacks and the Pakistani grooming gangs.

00:26:15.000 They ignore all of that and say, Tommy's a racist for noticing that.

00:26:21.000 So the second group is the mainstream.

00:26:25.000 But the first group, the Tommy group, they may be the majority.

00:26:29.000 So the new big thing is here, start with happened to Tommy.

00:26:36.000 Okay.

00:26:37.000 Or you could just show up Nigel Farage.

00:26:39.000 So they threw a milkshake on Nigel Farage.

00:26:41.000 Right?

00:26:45.000 Yeah.

00:26:46.000 Thank you.

00:26:48.000 Thank you.

00:26:50.000 Throw it from behind.

00:26:51.000 You ever notice that?

00:26:55.000 Oh no, that wasn't the one.

00:26:57.000 Oh no, no, no.

00:26:58.000 Take away, get back to the car.

00:27:00.000 Get back to the car.

00:27:02.000 So Nigel Farage has committed the sin of supporting Brexit.

00:27:09.000 Now, this all started, this has become a thing now in Britain because it started with Tommy.

00:27:14.000 This is what started it all.

00:27:15.000 Tommy was talking to a Muslim man who had been following Tommy on his entire tour.

00:27:21.000 I managed to find it online through some other Muslims' commentary.

00:27:26.000 He finally gets to Tommy, and Tommy's sitting there explaining himself, explaining the troubles with Islam and Muslims in his community, why this is an issue.

00:27:33.000 And he's being very sincere and open to this guy, giving him the time of day, and the kid just goes, gets him.

00:27:40.000 Can you hear it?

00:27:42.000 Oh, my God.

00:27:52.000 I can't believe you that big.

00:27:53.000 That's what you get for being a fascist.

00:27:55.000 You fascist!

00:27:56.000 You fucking lumpy prick.

00:27:59.000 That's what you get for being a fascist.

00:28:01.000 Look how much she loves it.

00:28:04.000 We don't care what she has to say.

00:28:05.000 We know what she has to say.

00:28:08.000 Actually, let's hear what she has to say.

00:28:10.000 Let me guess.

00:28:11.000 he deserved it.

00:28:12.000 Why are you coming in a group to attack one man by himself?

00:28:14.000 That's a bit delusional and a bit cruel.

00:28:17.000 You need that whole group of supporters with you.

00:28:19.000 Go yourself, mate.

00:28:21.000 So he talks about how he can only oppress women and stuff like that.

00:28:25.000 So he's basically saying that Muslim women are oppressed.

00:28:27.000 But Tommy Robinson, aren't you actually oppressing women?

00:28:31.000 You're the one, you know, telling them to dress in a way that's pleasurable for your benefits?

00:28:41.000 It's a reaction, reaction.

00:28:42.000 Yeah, it's a reaction to reaction.

00:28:44.000 Wow.

00:28:44.000 All right, that's enough.

00:28:46.000 And by the way, the thing with the hijab, we always say, is if it's such a choice, then don't wear it and see how that works out for you.

00:28:53.000 We are not telling women to wear hot pants and dress like Farah Fawcett posters.

00:28:57.000 We are saying women should have the choice.

00:29:00.000 Oh, so you're pro-choice now.

00:29:04.000 Well, when it comes to headdresses, what do you mean?

00:29:07.000 Oh, but you're not pro-choice when it comes to a baby.

00:29:10.000 Well, yeah, I don't want women, they shouldn't have the choice to kill babies.

00:29:14.000 Don't 50% of women agree with me, by the way?

00:29:16.000 Why are you making it a sexism thing?

00:29:19.000 We'll get to that shortly.

00:29:22.000 So it's a mainstream thing now, and it happened to him again.

00:29:26.000 Now they hurl milkshakes at him.

00:29:28.000 And I bet the charge for this is nothing.

00:29:30.000 Look at this one.

00:29:31.000 That's a fucking bummer.

00:29:42.000 Get it!

00:29:45.000 That's your attack, throwing a milkshake from 50 feet away.

00:29:50.000 But Burger King is jumping on board with this.

00:29:55.000 They want to get involved.

00:29:56.000 So Burger King tweeted out a tweet that said, dear people of Scotland, we're selling milkshakes all weekend.

00:30:04.000 Have fun.

00:30:05.000 Love Burger King.

00:30:08.000 What?

00:30:08.000 Hashtag just saying.

00:30:10.000 What the F is going on in Clown World where Burger King is encouraging people to throw their milkshakes at conservatives?

00:30:19.000 What?

00:30:21.000 So if you, we got to get Tommy on the show because to check in on this trial, to check in on what's going on with him is incredible.

00:30:28.000 It is so bizarre.

00:30:29.000 He went to well, first he was attacked by a gang.

00:30:34.000 Do you have that?

00:30:34.000 About 100 Muslims showed up and were hurling things at the Tommy supporters.

00:30:40.000 It's bizarre.

00:30:42.000 It's bizarre how polarized this country is.

00:30:45.000 Look at that mob.

00:30:51.000 Come on.

00:30:52.000 You know, this is kind of the great thing about Tommy is he shows that these people are not just sweet little Muslims sitting around reciting the Quran.

00:31:00.000 They are looking for a brawl.

00:31:02.000 This is this cool chick, Jessica, unpronounceable name.

00:31:06.000 Change your name to Jessica Sweet.

00:31:10.000 The protesters are behind us.

00:31:12.000 Police did have to push them back.

00:31:14.000 All right, so that's one thing.

00:31:15.000 You can look that up on your own.

00:31:17.000 Muslims showing up attacking, not just milkshakes, but shirvants.

00:31:20.000 You see, what happens when you say, throw a milkshake on them?

00:31:24.000 You start that sort of condoning of violence.

00:31:27.000 And now we ramp up from milkshakes to beating the crap out of people.

00:31:31.000 And now they have credible threats and have to move their families.

00:31:34.000 It's all part of the dehumanizing.

00:31:37.000 Deplatform, dehumanize, kill.

00:31:40.000 That's where they're going with all of this.

00:31:43.000 So he goes to Carlisle to campaign, like all political people do.

00:31:47.000 You have to go to the different cities.

00:31:50.000 The police are told to shut down the town.

00:31:54.000 They block off the entire city so no one can come in and out of the main square.

00:31:58.000 And they say it's for traffic.

00:32:00.000 Look at this.

00:32:01.000 Carlisle is a tiny, tiny town at the very top of England, just south of Scotland.

00:32:06.000 Look, all the police officers.

00:32:09.000 What are you filming?

00:32:10.000 We're just filming yourselves, guys.

00:32:11.000 I saw.

00:32:12.000 Why are you filming this?

00:32:12.000 Exactly the same reason you're filming us.

00:32:14.000 They're filming.

00:32:15.000 I'm filming now.

00:32:16.000 So exactly the same as what you're filming us.

00:32:19.000 What's the reason?

00:32:19.000 The reasons are on that.

00:32:21.000 So you're filming.

00:32:21.000 Why are you filming me for the prevention of crime?

00:32:24.000 You're filming me for the prevention of crime.

00:32:26.000 Can you explain?

00:32:26.000 You've got 38 officers in this small square.

00:32:28.000 There's a few more things on that list.

00:32:30.000 Do you not get any crime in Carlisle?

00:32:31.000 Is there no crime?

00:32:33.000 Go show that Tommy Robinson haters.

00:32:35.000 This really sums up what we're up against.

00:32:40.000 It's nothing to do with truth anymore.

00:32:42.000 It's nothing to do with policy.

00:32:43.000 Look at Hillary.

00:32:44.000 They wanted to elect her because she's a woman.

00:32:47.000 And now all the lefties are saying, white men, step aside.

00:32:51.000 We're only interested in women and people of color.

00:32:54.000 That's who should run for office.

00:32:56.000 What?

00:32:56.000 What are their policies?

00:32:58.000 Dumbass?

00:32:59.000 That's racist and sexist by definition.

00:33:01.000 So look at the typical...

00:33:07.000 Ed, can you name your current MEP?

00:33:09.000 If anything.

00:33:10.000 And why is that?

00:33:11.000 No idea.

00:33:11.000 My friend tells me so.

00:33:12.000 Ed, can you name your current MEP right now?

00:33:15.000 No.

00:33:16.000 Not at all.

00:33:18.000 Sounds reasonable.

00:33:19.000 I hate Tommy too.

00:33:20.000 I'm Jessica Shantanyovsky with Rebel.media out in Manchester today trying to talk to people out here.

00:33:26.000 One thing you have to understand too is British people are so ugly that they're freaking out talking to her because she's so hot.

00:33:32.000 What they may have heard of the candidate Tommy Robinson for this region.

00:33:37.000 Let's go take a look.

00:33:38.000 Have you heard anything about Tommy Robinson running for MEP in the region?

00:33:42.000 Yeah, he's a con.

00:33:44.000 Why is that?

00:33:47.000 You know why she won't be asking.

00:33:50.000 That's why I'm asking.

00:33:53.000 Why give her the vote?

00:33:54.000 He's racist, he's Islamophobic, and he's a cunt.

00:33:59.000 Can you give me an example, though?

00:34:02.000 Like something he's said or done that shows that he's racist or Islamophobic?

00:34:07.000 Anything that comes out of his mouth is relatively racist.

00:34:09.000 Always say that.

00:34:10.000 Same with Trump.

00:34:11.000 You know?

00:34:12.000 You guys know anything about Tommy Robinson running?

00:34:15.000 Every time I talk about Trump to liberals, I'll say, what specific sentence did he say?

00:34:20.000 And they'll always say, everything.

00:34:22.000 I don't even know where to start.

00:34:23.000 Every time he opens his mouth.

00:34:25.000 So 100% of the thing, well, then it should be easy for you to pluck one out then and give me an example.

00:34:31.000 And they always have things like Mexicans are rapists and you can grab women by the genitalia.

00:34:36.000 All things he's never said.

00:34:38.000 We have totally given up on truth now.

00:34:40.000 And everything is just aesthetics.

00:34:42.000 It's one big, huge fashion show where you have your team.

00:34:46.000 No, go back to that guy.

00:34:47.000 He's amazing.

00:34:50.000 Running for MEP in the area.

00:34:53.000 Why is he that word?

00:34:55.000 He deserves to have milkshake thrown over him.

00:34:57.000 He's just offensively offensive.

00:35:00.000 I'll be honest.

00:35:02.000 It just boils my bubbles.

00:35:04.000 So, in your opinion, do you think it's somewhat racist to criticize Islam the way he does?

00:35:10.000 I think it's racist to criticize Islam full stop.

00:35:13.000 I mean, it's just wrong.

00:35:15.000 To be fair, though, if a racist person was in charge of a country or a state or a county or that man, that would be weird.

00:35:21.000 Imagine if that happened somewhere else in the world.

00:35:25.000 Oh, nothing springing into.

00:35:26.000 Oh, yeah, Trump.

00:35:27.000 That's it.

00:35:27.000 Have you heard of Tommy Robinson running for MET?

00:35:32.000 I have like actual aids.

00:35:34.000 Delivery was so corny.

00:35:37.000 Let me think about that real quick.

00:35:39.000 That's the type of person you really need to avoid in politics.

00:35:42.000 Anyone who says, hmm, let me think, or don't you think, or that kind of stuff, that really smug sarcasm.

00:35:50.000 Ugh.

00:35:51.000 So tedious.

00:35:52.000 Go back to that.

00:35:53.000 I want to see one more.

00:35:57.000 Yeah, he's a fascist.

00:35:58.000 What makes him a fascist?

00:36:00.000 His views.

00:36:01.000 Like what?

00:36:01.000 Can you give me a specific example?

00:36:04.000 He seems to believe that all people of the Islamic faith are awful, generally.

00:36:14.000 He's an awful man.

00:36:16.000 Is it racist to criticize Islam?

00:36:19.000 I think Tommy Robinson's an awful person.

00:36:20.000 Thank you.

00:36:21.000 So you guys are both anti-Tommy?

00:36:23.000 Can I ask why?

00:36:26.000 Don't support fascism.

00:36:28.000 What makes him a fascist exactly?

00:36:31.000 Well, just some views that I wouldn't agree with.

00:36:34.000 I don't know.

00:36:34.000 Have you heard anything about Tommy Robinson running for MEP in this region?

00:36:39.000 I have.

00:36:40.000 Yes, I have heard about it.

00:36:41.000 And so what exactly have you heard?

00:36:45.000 He's it the Brexit Party they're calling themselves?

00:36:49.000 But it's just another name for racism.

00:36:52.000 It makes no difference to me because racism, racism.

00:36:55.000 I want you voting him and Noel, anyone I know.

00:36:58.000 Can you give me an example?

00:37:00.000 What's something racist that he's said or done in the past?

00:37:05.000 Well, I know that he was a former Conservative and now he's on the Brexit Party and Brexit by nature is racist.

00:37:11.000 What?

00:37:12.000 Because they want to like the Brexit Party, right?

00:37:18.000 All right, that's enough of that.

00:37:21.000 How tiresome is that?

00:37:22.000 I really feel like a weight on my shoulders.

00:37:25.000 I actually feel dehydrated.

00:37:27.000 It feels hopeless from talking to that guy.

00:37:29.000 But I wanted to get back to the milkshake thing briefly.

00:37:31.000 Isn't it shocking how lame their attacks are?

00:37:34.000 Like when I got pepper sprayed at NYU, cut to that big, cut to the wide.

00:37:40.000 There you see it, wild NYU protest.

00:37:43.000 So that night, I got pepper sprayed.

00:37:45.000 The way they pepper sprayed me was a guy snuck in sort of through, you know, you know, in boxing where the referee is holding them and then he has the mic come up from under his armpit and says, let's make this a fair fight?

00:37:56.000 It was.

00:37:57.000 What are you getting audio on there?

00:37:59.000 I'm sorry.

00:38:00.000 It was like that.

00:38:01.000 It was like someone went in through someone's arm, went, and then ran back out and vanished.

00:38:07.000 Or this Richard Spencer punch they can't get over.

00:38:11.000 For the record, I'm against Richard Spencer's views.

00:38:14.000 I am not a white nationalist, not even close.

00:38:18.000 But this, like, go back.

00:38:21.000 They're so proud of it.

00:38:22.000 It's on CBS.

00:38:23.000 Turn it up.

00:38:26.000 Video of the white nationalist Richard Spencer being punched in the face during an interview, and I realized Spencer was in a pressed suit, wearing a tie, being interviewed like his opinion mattered, like he should be considered part of the conversation, like neo-Nazism was just one political point of view.

00:38:43.000 And then I realized there's no better way to show some speech is not equal.

00:38:48.000 Some speech requires a more visceral response.

00:38:51.000 It's like Overton's window.

00:38:53.000 That's determined which ideas of politics.

00:38:55.000 I can't.

00:38:56.000 They're all so clearly written by a white man.

00:38:59.000 And yeah, Richard Spencer's views do belong in the public discourse.

00:39:04.000 All views belong in the public discourse, no matter how reprehensible.

00:39:09.000 Fascism is when you don't allow certain views in.

00:39:12.000 And for the record, Richard Spencer's views are somewhat mainstream.

00:39:18.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:39:19.000 Segregation is being practiced all over college campus, where black students are insisting that they have a separate graduation, a separate inauguration, a separate whatever that freshman week thing is, where you get to know, I think they call it Invitation Day.

00:39:35.000 They are practicing self-segregation all over the country.

00:39:39.000 So to laugh at Richard Spencer's views and then see them practiced everywhere.

00:39:44.000 What do you think white flight is?

00:39:45.000 People are self-segregating all over the country.

00:39:49.000 And I talked to Cornell about this actually because I was denying racism and he was saying black families, they've done studies where black families will apply to buy a house and they will get responded to much less than when white families apply to buy the house.

00:40:04.000 And I didn't think of this at the time, and that is true.

00:40:06.000 That's irrevocable.

00:40:09.000 But I bet in black areas, white people applying to buy the house would be rejected more often than black people because Americans self-segregate.

00:40:19.000 I'm against segregation.

00:40:20.000 That's a radical view I have.

00:40:22.000 But it's very common.

00:40:24.000 So this idea that Richard Spencer is some sort of freak, and no, he doesn't want, I can't believe I'm sitting here defending him.

00:40:29.000 He doesn't want genocide.

00:40:31.000 That never came up.

00:40:32.000 He just has a ridiculous belief that you can make America all white.

00:40:37.000 I think it's silly.

00:40:38.000 I think it's implausible, but I'm happy to discuss it at any time.

00:40:44.000 But, sorry, the real reason I keep bringing this up is the attacks.

00:40:48.000 Like that sucker punch, it's everyone's Twitter feed and punch a Nazi and, oh, I punch Nazis for a living and you always got to punch a Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.

00:40:57.000 And it seems so pathetic.

00:41:00.000 Like, would you, you guys can't fight.

00:41:02.000 That's why you run from behind.

00:41:03.000 Even remember bike lock guy?

00:41:05.000 That was someone sneaking out, bonking him with a bike lock, and then running away.

00:41:10.000 That's always the way it is.

00:41:11.000 This is how we fight, by the way.

00:41:13.000 This is proud boy Rufio Panman, who had his wedding terrorized, by the way, for this.

00:41:23.000 This centipede is a predator.

00:41:25.000 Centipede.

00:41:51.000 Look at her getting a cigarette in her hand.

00:41:54.000 And she's trying to get in it with him.

00:42:02.000 All right, that's enough.

00:42:04.000 You know, that's a hell of a knockout when you get knocked out and you're standing up still.

00:42:10.000 I don't approve of right hooks, but boy, can he throw them.

00:42:14.000 Yeah, I think he approves.

00:42:15.000 Maybe we should give them a whirl.

00:42:17.000 All right.

00:42:19.000 Let's have a...

00:42:26.000 Yeah, I think we do.

00:42:27.000 Let's check out the mail bag for a second, shall we?

00:42:34.000 By the way, Archie Bunker's coming tonight.

00:42:38.000 No, no, Wednesday night.

00:42:40.000 I dread it.

00:42:41.000 I see it looming.

00:42:42.000 It's like winter is coming.

00:42:44.000 And they've been advertising it, singing Deluxe Apotman in the sky.

00:42:49.000 They've been singing that on the show, Woody Harrelson and Jamie Foxx.

00:42:53.000 I absolutely dread it.

00:42:56.000 I can't wait.

00:43:01.000 Here we go.

00:43:02.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dare.

00:43:07.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:43:12.000 Let me touch it.

00:43:15.000 Welcome to the mailbag, folks.

00:43:17.000 This first letter is from a guy calling himself Edward Edward.

00:43:21.000 It'll be old news to you when you see this.

00:43:25.000 It'll be an ancient Chinese secret.

00:43:28.000 When you get it, it'll be an ancient Chinese cigarette.

00:43:34.000 Oh, ancient.

00:43:37.000 It'll be an ancient Chinese cigarette.

00:43:40.000 Oh, ancient Chinese.

00:43:46.000 That'll show up as some Huffington Post thing about how I terrorize my Asian employee against his will.

00:43:54.000 This message is about broadcaster Danny Baker.

00:43:58.000 He's a really interesting person.

00:43:59.000 His family are from the Isle of Dogs, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:01.000 He left school at 14 to work in a record shop owned by Elton John at 72.

00:44:06.000 He started sniffing glue, the fanzine, not actually the act.

00:44:09.000 Sniffing Glue was the punk fanzine.

00:44:12.000 America, New York had punk, and Britain had sniffing glue.

00:44:15.000 He flew around the world interviewing rock stars for NME, age 18 to 25, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:21.000 Best broadcaster in the UK.

00:44:24.000 Because he's not controllable, he's been sacked repeatedly by radio station after radio station.

00:44:29.000 He's had a number of best-selling novels and sold out tours, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:33.000 He was recently banned by the BBC because of an accusation of racism without anyone really accusing him of racism.

00:44:39.000 He is one of the most intelligent people I know of.

00:44:41.000 Signed Edward Edward.

00:44:43.000 Now, the reason I chose this letter is because this is a great example of Clown World.

00:44:48.000 Can you click on the story?

00:44:50.000 So Megan Markle and Prince Harry had a baby.

00:44:54.000 And Megan Markle is technically black, but not really.

00:44:59.000 Like, does anyone see her as black?

00:45:01.000 You'd have to be the most racist person on earth to see her as black.

00:45:06.000 But anyway, he finds some old picture of two aristocrats leaving the hospital with a little monkey just in a blazer.

00:45:16.000 That is so wrong and so funny at the same time.

00:45:19.000 Imagine hanging out with a little monkey wearing a peacoat and a bowler hat.

00:45:23.000 I would like to just be at the pub drinking my beer with that monkey and not tell anyone what it's about or why I'm doing it or anything.

00:45:31.000 So that was seen as racism.

00:45:34.000 Now, I talked about this with Cornell West and Milo on the free speech episode that you can go to right now.

00:45:41.000 He was actually fired for not being racist because he wasn't thinking monkey baby when Megan Markle had a baby.

00:45:52.000 He doesn't see her as black and he doesn't see her as a baby.

00:45:54.000 And we saw this.

00:45:55.000 Sorry, he doesn't see her as a monkey.

00:45:57.000 No one's called a black person a monkey for like a hundred years.

00:46:01.000 It's not a thing that occurs to us.

00:46:05.000 What is that?

00:46:05.000 A Christmas pentagram he's got on his head?

00:46:08.000 Yeah.

00:46:10.000 So because it didn't occur to him, he made the joke, and that's why he was fired.

00:46:18.000 You following me?

00:46:19.000 Yeah.

00:46:19.000 Now, this has happened a few times.

00:46:21.000 There was an H ⁇ M story, and it's why Owen Benjamin always wears a shirt that said the coolest monkey in the jungle.

00:46:29.000 And it was a black kid, and H ⁇ M got in huge trouble for this.

00:46:33.000 And they for using a black kid for that shirt.

00:46:35.000 And they went, it never occurred to us.

00:46:37.000 I guess technically, yeah, he is black.

00:46:40.000 We don't see him as a monkey, though.

00:46:42.000 And then they talk to the model's mother, and she goes, yeah, he's not a monkey.

00:46:48.000 What are you talking about?

00:46:48.000 He's my handsome son who's a model.

00:46:50.000 Why are you getting monkey out of this?

00:46:52.000 Everyone calls their kids monkeys.

00:46:54.000 All kids of every race act like monkeys when they're little kids.

00:46:57.000 And then there was another example of this when there was a writer and he was talking about Jeremy Lin and he said, a chink in the armor.

00:47:09.000 And he was fired from ESPN because he wasn't racist, because it didn't occur to him that he had used the word chink.

00:47:17.000 Chink in the armor clearly goes back to the days of armor.

00:47:21.000 It's much older than chink as an epithet.

00:47:24.000 And he had used it a million times before, too, by the way, in other articles about weak links on certain teams.

00:47:32.000 Uh-oh, you've used up all your Washington Posts?

00:47:35.000 God, man.

00:47:36.000 It's like they don't want to be good papers.

00:47:40.000 It's like they don't want to be good papers.

00:47:42.000 You should have a show.

00:47:43.000 ESPN fires writer offensive headline about Jeremy Lynn.

00:47:46.000 Like, they wouldn't even dare say it.

00:47:48.000 So, you get what I'm saying here?

00:47:50.000 These guys, Danny Baker, that dude, the H ⁇ M thing, all of these people got in trouble for not either seeing blacks as monkeys or Jeremy Lynn as a chink.

00:48:01.000 That was their crime.

00:48:04.000 It's Clown World, Pete Clown World.

00:48:06.000 Okay, next letter.

00:48:07.000 You ready for this one?

00:48:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:09.000 Oh, yeah, we're out of time.

00:48:11.000 It's from Clayton Howard.

00:48:13.000 Hey, Gav, I'm 21 years old, although I've wasted the better part of the last five years.

00:48:16.000 Got wrapped up in a nasty Coke and pill habit, kicked out of school, pretty much wasting every opportunity I've had to party and continue putting off the future with my friends.

00:48:24.000 I don't really have any animosity towards these people.

00:48:26.000 I've forged very deep-rooted bonds with these people over the past 10 years.

00:48:30.000 I love these people, but I know, in fact, they're pulling me down.

00:48:32.000 I want a life of moderate success to make a name for myself while all of my friends are content living day-to-day, paycheck to paycheck.

00:48:39.000 I need to distance myself both medical and geographically.

00:48:42.000 I'm looking to relocate myself in the near future, but I'm worried I'll never have a group of friends like this again.

00:48:47.000 We all know each other like the back of our hands and care for each other so much, but I can't stick around all these drugs and such.

00:48:53.000 Any insight?

00:48:54.000 Quit your friends.

00:48:58.000 Read this letter, first of all.

00:49:00.000 They're talking about pulling you down.

00:49:01.000 Brian's buddy died of an opioid epidemic.

00:49:05.000 I've had about 12 acquaintances, maybe six close friends, die of heroin or oxy or some other opioid.

00:49:13.000 I don't know what pills you're doing, but if you're bouncing off Coke, then it's probably Downers and there's probably Oxy in the mix.

00:49:20.000 Move to Kansas.

00:49:21.000 Kansas is an awesome scene.

00:49:22.000 It's sort of got this burgeoning new creative class that's like Williamsburg in the early aughts or the East Village in the 80s, but without the crime.

00:49:32.000 Kansas is an awesome city with a lot of employment and a lot going on.

00:49:37.000 Yeah, dump your friends.

00:49:38.000 Never speak to them again.

00:49:39.000 Don't tell them where you're going.

00:49:41.000 And don't hang out with them when you come back to visit because they will still be partying.

00:49:45.000 Your tolerance will go down and you will die.

00:49:48.000 Almost every junkie I know died from a can of Budweiser.

00:49:52.000 Bud kills junkies dead because they start partying and then they have two beers, then they have three beers, and the next thing you know, they buy some Coke and then they get some heroin and then they do a dosage like they were doing back in their party days and they OD.

00:50:08.000 All right, we're out of time, but I do want to end on a cringe note.

00:50:14.000 You've probably seen this by now, but I want to watch it together with you.

00:50:18.000 Jim Carrey is the worst guy in the world.

00:50:22.000 I knew someone who worked with him on the Lemony Snicket movie, and he hogged all the kids' lines.

00:50:28.000 He demanded to do 80 takes.

00:50:30.000 He bullied the kids in Lemony Snicket.

00:50:32.000 At one point, the little boy, one of the boys on it, it was one of the most overpriced movies of all time.

00:50:39.000 I think they spent like $70 million or something like that.

00:50:43.000 And they had a set where they just had a shop building stuff all day.

00:50:47.000 They built a lake.

00:50:48.000 They built a concrete lake in that movie.

00:50:50.000 And so the crew made him a cool bike, like a Pee-Wee's big adventure bike with like rockets on the side and lights and stuff.

00:50:56.000 And they spent days on it because they had time to kill and plenty of money.

00:51:00.000 So they made this bike.

00:51:02.000 And the little kid wants to see it.

00:51:05.000 $125 million.

00:51:07.000 Holy crap.

00:51:09.000 And he shows Jim Carrey, who never looked at him once the whole movie.

00:51:13.000 And he goes, hey, Jim, look.

00:51:14.000 And Jim Carrey goes, oh, nah, that's nothing.

00:51:18.000 Hey, kid, check this out.

00:51:20.000 And then he shows the little boy his customized BMW with voice activation and this stereo and these speakers in the back.

00:51:28.000 He had to one-up a little kid.

00:51:30.000 Now, I know that's not the cruelest thing in the world.

00:51:32.000 In fact, it's probably much worse that he gave a woman so many STDs, she killed herself.

00:51:38.000 That's probably worse.

00:51:40.000 But I think it's a good example of the kind of person he is.

00:51:45.000 I mean, can you imagine yourself, some little kid shows you something cool and your first instinct is to show him that you have cooler stuff as a famous Hollywood actor?

00:51:56.000 Anyway, his ego made him make this Video to Emma Stone, and it is the cringiest thing I think I've ever seen.

00:52:05.000 What do you think, Ryan?

00:52:07.000 It's pretty bad, and I like the guy.

00:52:09.000 You like Jim Carrey?

00:52:10.000 You're fired.

00:52:11.000 Well, not currently.

00:52:12.000 I like his movies.

00:52:14.000 Like what?

00:52:15.000 You know, when he says, P-A-R-T-Y, cause I gotta.

00:52:19.000 That kind of stuff.

00:52:21.000 I guess the cable guy was okay.

00:52:23.000 Yeah, it was great.

00:52:26.000 I think that whole Andy Kaufman movie he did, where he said I was pretending to be an asshole the whole time, I think he is an asshole, and he just pretended it was all an act.

00:52:33.000 See, that's what I'm thinking here.

00:52:34.000 Like, maybe he's being a snicket.

00:52:36.000 He's in character as Snicket Man.

00:52:38.000 And he's like, I got to be mean to kids.

00:52:40.000 That's one of the worst theories I've ever heard.

00:52:43.000 Well, he's a method actor, maybe.

00:52:45.000 Wow.

00:52:46.000 You should open a factory of bad ideas.

00:52:49.000 Because you are just an endless turbine.

00:52:54.000 Assembly line of garbage.

00:52:56.000 All right, let's watch this.

00:52:58.000 It's a message for Emma Stone.

00:53:01.000 Emma, I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the way beautiful.

00:53:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:53:10.000 Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kind-hearted.

00:53:16.000 And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you.

00:53:21.000 Actors think they're in movies all the time.

00:53:24.000 Chubby little freckle-faced kids.

00:53:28.000 We'd laugh all day.

00:53:29.000 She is a chubby freckle-faced kid.

00:53:31.000 You're a child, you disgusting old man.

00:53:33.000 Tell ghost stories by the fire.

00:53:35.000 What?

00:53:37.000 sex, doof.

00:53:45.000 And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you.

00:53:54.000 What?

00:53:55.000 Oh, boy.

00:53:56.000 God, I'm not.

00:53:58.000 I'm 49.

00:54:01.000 I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard.

00:54:05.000 Did he write this?

00:54:06.000 It takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to.

00:54:09.000 These are the only discernible signs that I've been doing.

00:54:11.000 Just pause for a second here.

00:54:13.000 So she's supposed to see this and go and fall madly in love with him?

00:54:17.000 And they start dating.

00:54:18.000 Is this the plan?

00:54:20.000 When he says the pee stuff, this is supposed to be her.

00:54:23.000 Is he imagining her going...

00:54:27.000 Crying?

00:54:28.000 Yeah.

00:54:28.000 She does one of those cry laughs.

00:54:29.000 And then he says the pee thing, and she goes, pee.

00:54:33.000 Yeah.

00:54:34.000 That's so, so, so bad.

00:54:38.000 It really is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

00:54:41.000 And I've seen footage of every World War.

00:54:48.000 Like, I bet Vietnam vets would rather go back to Phnom Penh than watch this entire thing.

00:54:54.000 I'd rather throw that Stelgray in that schoolhouse again.

00:54:59.000 Anyway, baloney.

00:55:02.000 I'd rather rescue burnt babies from a village inferno.

00:55:06.000 Continued success and artistic fulfillment.

00:55:11.000 But most of all, I wish you love and contentment.

00:55:19.000 That's all.

00:55:21.000 Do you think it's a joke?

00:55:22.000 I looked it up.

00:55:23.000 I wouldn't bring it to you if I hadn't done a bit of research.

00:55:26.000 There is no evidence that this is like part of a prank or a scene from a movie.

00:55:31.000 What?

00:55:31.000 What's the chin?

00:55:32.000 He's crying.

00:55:32.000 Well, what?

00:55:33.000 What?

00:55:33.000 He's crying.

00:55:34.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:55:35.000 Dude, I haven't seen the whole thing.

00:55:36.000 You're kidding.

00:55:41.000 He said, I love you.

00:55:42.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:55:43.000 I do.

00:55:48.000 Bro.

00:55:48.000 Just kill him.

00:55:49.000 Just shoot him.

00:55:50.000 Yeah.

00:55:50.000 Just shoot him.

00:55:50.000 Yeah, that's death.

00:55:52.000 It's like a horse.

00:55:53.000 You know, when it breaks its leg, like he's.

00:55:55.000 We don't need him anymore.

00:55:58.000 We got the cable guy.

00:55:59.000 We got a couple good movies.

00:56:00.000 He's done.

00:56:00.000 He's finished.

00:56:01.000 He's broken.

00:56:02.000 He's damaged.

00:56:02.000 This isn't real, though, is it?

00:56:04.000 Wait a minute.

00:56:05.000 I, Olive Pendergast, being of sound mind, ample-ish breast size, and the occasional corny knock-knock joke, do enter this video blog as evidence in the case against me.

00:56:15.000 And because I'm being judged by a jury of my peers.

00:56:17.000 No, that's an audition tape, but they labeled it response to Jim Carrey.

00:56:21.000 Oh.

00:56:22.000 It's pretty funny, but.

00:56:23.000 Wait, wait, maybe it's not.

00:56:24.000 Oh, no, no, it's not.

00:56:27.000 Don't do live research, dude.

00:56:28.000 We already punished them with a one-minute break to find the Zulu warrior.

00:56:32.000 That was bad.

00:56:33.000 All right, we're out of time, folks.

00:56:34.000 I want to get that little girl on Sophie, who's like 14 and making very incendiary videos.

00:56:40.000 I want to warn her that she's stepping in dangerous territory.

00:56:45.000 And there's this cop I want to talk to, Vincent Parko, I think his name is.

00:56:50.000 He's the guy who inspired the movie Fatal Attraction.

00:56:54.000 He gave the crazy bitch the gun that shot that lover's husband.

00:56:58.000 I'm not doing the story very well, but he's going to jail, I believe, because he is accused of entrapping a Hasidic Jew who was molesting kids, and he got the guy to see a prostitute, and then the prostitute ended up pegging him with the strap on, this Hasidic Jewish pedophile.

00:57:16.000 And then I think they abandoned the story and decided to just extort him because the tape was so shocking.

00:57:22.000 This is all just paraphrasing stuff.

00:57:24.000 I haven't done the research yet, but I was going to get him on as a Skype, and I realized, dude, I need to sit down with this guy.

00:57:31.000 He's one of the most story.

00:57:32.000 He's like 75 years old.

00:57:33.000 He's been a cop all these years, NYPD.

00:57:37.000 Or he's a detective, sorry.

00:57:40.000 And I need to have like an hour and a half long discussion with him.

00:57:43.000 Usually people have one doozy in their life.

00:57:45.000 He's got like 10.

00:57:48.000 He used to have a show called like Vincent PD or something.

00:57:51.000 Anyway, that's enough for today, folks.

00:57:54.000 We'll probably have a guest tomorrow.

00:57:56.000 Get fired.

00:57:59.000 Get in trouble.

00:58:02.000 Be brave.

00:58:05.000 And never stop fighting.

00:58:07.000 Why are you laughing at me?

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 19, 2019

S02E12 - SUCKER PUNCH A NAZI

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