Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E120 - THE MEME PROJECT [2020-02-04 - S02E120

00:00:02.000 Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair in 77 and 69 Revolution Live from New York Get Off My One with Devin McKinnon Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

00:00:28.000 When the head of state didn't play guitar, not everybody drove a car.

00:00:33.000 When music really mattered and when radio was king.

00:00:37.000 When accountants didn't have control and the media couldn't buy your soul.

00:00:42.000 When computers were still scary and we didn't know everything.

00:00:46.000 Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

00:00:51.000 In the 80s.

00:00:53.000 In the 80s.

00:00:58.000 never a guess how i discovered that song you know it's funny it's just some scottish chick and i was like wow this song is gay and and what are you talking about you wish you were a punk and a hippie at the same time ever heard never trust a hippie by the sex pistols you can't be both um but then the scottish dong dong comes in and i started getting involuntary chills you wish you were born in 69 and 77 there's two of you now or

00:01:27.000 you wish those those two subcultures had somehow melded um i ended up there because I saw Cardi B I didn't send you this link I saw Cardi B talking I didn't send you this link So maybe you should be looking for it Cardi B do what?

00:01:57.000 Cardi B talking about the Shakira halftime show and how, God, her fucking Puerto Rican accent is brutal.

00:02:04.000 And she's like, I remember when she came out, she was like a punk rocker, like a punk rock pop star, something.

00:02:15.000 And it would be in our Instagram feed, Ryan.

00:02:19.000 Are we going to have another fight day?

00:02:21.000 You didn't say Instagram.

00:02:22.000 I know, but if it's a daily, she's not going to make a YouTube video.

00:02:26.000 I thought maybe it was on the news.

00:02:28.000 In the news today, Cardi B has an opinion.

00:02:34.000 Yeah, the report, like, look what she wore today.

00:02:37.000 And you're like, okay, I guess that's the news.

00:02:39.000 Anyway.

00:02:41.000 Is it her Instagram story?

00:02:42.000 Oh, I don't fucking know.

00:02:44.000 Here, let's start counting.

00:02:47.000 One, 1,000.

00:02:49.000 Two, 1,000.

00:02:50.000 Three, 1,000.

00:02:52.000 Cardi B, Shakira.

00:02:55.000 Maybe I'll try Twitter.

00:02:56.000 And nothing.

00:03:01.000 Cardi B crying.

00:03:06.000 Cardi B tirade against President Trump.

00:03:10.000 Because if it's her story, that's gone.

00:03:19.000 And here it is.

00:03:20.000 Cardi B talks Shakira and JLo.

00:03:24.000 Is that Twitter?

00:03:25.000 How long did that take me?

00:03:26.000 Someone made a YouTube of her, I guess, Instagram story.

00:03:35.000 So how long did that take me?

00:03:37.000 And I remember there was a point that Shakira was just so popping.

00:03:46.000 Like, she was just putting out music.

00:03:48.000 Was she in the bathroom?

00:03:49.000 Music out.

00:03:50.000 First, like, I remember, like, I remember, like, the first song that we heard from her that as a little girl went crazy was the song that she was like, Buta ciega sola, sola, muda.

00:04:01.000 She was like a punk rockish.

00:04:04.000 She was kind of like a punk rockish pop Spanish artist.

00:04:08.000 And then she came with the belly dancing era.

00:04:10.000 And everybody, like, in Washington Heights and the Bronx, they want to be, like, belly dancers and everything.

00:04:16.000 Like, even girls that don't speak Spanish or they don't really know Spanish, they were just, like, belly dancing.

00:04:23.000 Belly dancing.

00:04:24.000 It was just, like, a crazy era.

00:04:28.000 And then, you know, JLo, she was just, boom.

00:04:31.000 She was just flourishing and everything.

00:04:34.000 Flourishing and everything.

00:04:35.000 I would love to see her become a politician.

00:04:38.000 Wouldn't that be awesome?

00:04:40.000 She wanted to be.

00:04:41.000 Yeah.

00:04:42.000 Wasn't she going to be, like, the president of Kenya or something?

00:04:44.000 She was going to move back to Kenya, but she was talking about being a communist.

00:04:47.000 She's from Kenya?

00:04:47.000 What are you being back?

00:04:48.000 She said she wanted to move back to Kenya.

00:04:51.000 She has citizenship there.

00:04:54.000 She sure doesn't sound Kenyan.

00:04:56.000 Oh, my God.

00:04:58.000 I would love.

00:04:59.000 Imagine hearing her do speeches.

00:05:01.000 Sorry, I'm late.

00:05:02.000 I was in the bathroom.

00:05:04.000 Basically, like, my man is saying that we need more to pay for shit.

00:05:09.000 I ain't paying for shit.

00:05:11.000 She probably would go right wing after she saw how much money the government spends.

00:05:16.000 She really hates Trump.

00:05:19.000 Can you find Cardi B bitching about Trump?

00:05:22.000 I bet she's got really salient points.

00:05:24.000 I bet her bitching about Trump is exact same as Ann Coulter.

00:05:28.000 She talks about the wall, immigration.

00:05:30.000 She talks about overspending.

00:05:33.000 I don't want to remind y'all because it's been a little bit over three weeks.

00:05:40.000 Okay?

00:05:40.000 It's been a little bit over three weeks.

00:05:42.000 Trump is now ordering, as in summonsing, federal government workers to go back to work without getting paid.

00:05:51.000 Now, I don't want to hear y'all motherfuckers talking about, oh, but Obama shut down the government for 17 days.

00:05:55.000 Yeah, bitch.

00:05:57.000 For health care.

00:05:58.000 So your grandma could check her blood pressure and you bitches could go check your pussy in the gynecologist with no motherfucking problem.

00:06:04.000 Now, I know a lot of y'all don't care because y'all don't work for the government or y'all probably don't even have a job.

00:06:09.000 But this shit is really fucking serious, bro.

00:06:11.000 This shit is crazy.

00:06:12.000 Like, our country is in a hellhole right now.

00:06:16.000 All for a fucking wall.

00:06:17.000 Like, we really need to take this serious.

00:06:19.000 I feel like we need to take some action.

00:06:21.000 I don't know what type of action this is because this is not what I do.

00:06:25.000 But, bitch, I'm scared.

00:06:27.000 This is crazy.

00:06:29.000 And I really feel bad for these people that got to go to fucking work to not get paid.

00:06:32.000 get motherfucking pay yeah for health care so your grandma could check her blood pressure.

00:06:39.000 What happened?

00:06:41.000 Imagine having to listen to Cardi B. Well, you're Puerto Rican.

00:06:45.000 I guess you were surviving with Cardi B's.

00:06:47.000 No, that's that's a that's she's drenched in it.

00:06:51.000 We were proud to be an American.

00:06:53.000 Proud?

00:06:54.000 I'm wearing my inmate costume today because there's a lot of criminal justice stuff we're going to talk about.

00:07:00.000 I'm so bored of this.

00:07:02.000 Aren't we all?

00:07:03.000 I think everyone looks at that and goes, why didn't you fucking call the cops, bitch?

00:07:09.000 And then we find out that she, oh, you sucked him off like a month later.

00:07:13.000 I don't suck off my rapists.

00:07:15.000 That's one of my, I know there's no perfect victims.

00:07:17.000 It's sort of like you've got this crazy drug addict sister and you try to help her out and you bail her out of prison and stuff and then you help her and then you find out that she was smoking crack with the guy that beat her two weeks after you paid her bail.

00:07:30.000 You're like, what's going on?

00:07:32.000 That's how we feel when we see this.

00:07:34.000 We go, what's going on now?

00:07:35.000 What happened?

00:07:37.000 You took, you got a plane ticket.

00:07:39.000 So you're just an expensive prostitute that facilitates future rapes.

00:07:44.000 Sorry.

00:07:44.000 Got a letter from Ulster, by the way.

00:07:49.000 Ulster Correctional Facility from John Kinsman.

00:07:52.000 Maybe we'll just dive right into that before we get to the news.

00:07:56.000 I've been talking to my boys, the proud boys in prison.

00:07:59.000 We're still working on a fundraiser for them that is Antifa-proof.

00:08:03.000 Antifa doesn't have to worry about that, of course.

00:08:09.000 The thing they're really missing is memes.

00:08:13.000 Can you put up Max's and John's email?

00:08:16.000 I mean, addresses?

00:08:20.000 They like letters.

00:08:21.000 I'll show these at the end of the show.

00:08:23.000 If you know what, from now on, at the end of every show, put those two together on the screen.

00:08:28.000 Gotcha, okay.

00:08:29.000 Okay.

00:08:30.000 Max Hare, he's the younger one.

00:08:32.000 He was the one where Antifa said that he said, they were fucking foreigners when he was actually pretty pumped for winning the fight.

00:08:41.000 And he said, there was fucking four of them.

00:08:44.000 No one calls Antifa foreigners.

00:08:47.000 There are no foreigners in Antifa in America.

00:08:49.000 There's foreigners, there's Italians in Italian Antifa, but they are the whitest kids on the block.

00:08:56.000 So Max is the younger one, and then John Kinsman is the one with the black wife and the black kids.

00:09:02.000 And we'll put his address on the screen.

00:09:05.000 You can pause this and write it down.

00:09:08.000 Ignore the Tuesday at 3.53.

00:09:12.000 So Ulster Correctional Facility is like a holding cell where they decide where they're going to send you.

00:09:18.000 I don't know why John is still there.

00:09:19.000 Maybe they like him or something, or they don't want him to be with Max.

00:09:22.000 But Max, they sent to Gouvernur, which is so far north it has a French spelling because it's right on the Canadian border.

00:09:30.000 In fact, if you would fly to Ottawa, you're just two hours south.

00:09:35.000 I mean, you would have to drive two hours south.

00:09:37.000 It's right on the border.

00:09:38.000 Ottawa's near the border.

00:09:40.000 But this is what I'm trying to get across.

00:09:44.000 These guys need memes.

00:09:46.000 In fact, we're starting a new thing right now, the meme project, where we have people print out memes and send them to John and Max.

00:09:58.000 Please participate in the meme project.

00:10:01.000 You don't have to sit there and write a long letter about the weather and how you're mad at your girlfriend and it's terrible what happened to you and fuck Antifa and blah, blah, blah.

00:10:09.000 You don't have to bother with that.

00:10:10.000 It'd be nice if you did.

00:10:12.000 But please send memes to our boys in orange.

00:10:19.000 Orange is the new MAGA.

00:10:20.000 And you could share it just like it's a phone meme.

00:10:22.000 And you'd be like, dude, look at this.

00:10:24.000 What?

00:10:26.000 To your cellmate or something.

00:10:27.000 They'd be like, dude, remember that fucking thing?

00:10:29.000 Oh, you like just show him the piece of paper?

00:10:31.000 Yeah, it's just like, dude, it's like showing somebody your phone.

00:10:33.000 Like, look at this meme.

00:10:34.000 Yeah, I don't really care about his fellow inmates.

00:10:37.000 But that helps his relationship.

00:10:38.000 Sure.

00:10:39.000 He's got one of the guys he's with is named Animal who's doing life for murder.

00:10:43.000 And you go, well.

00:10:45.000 And he said, well, who did he murder?

00:10:49.000 He murdered a pedophile.

00:10:52.000 I think for murdering a pedophile, you should have to pay a $450 fine and spend over two days in the tombs in Manhattan.

00:11:03.000 Remember we had that guy on our old show who, of course I have to get the exact name for this.

00:11:11.000 We had that guy on our old show who was, where are we here?

00:11:18.000 On our old show, whose father killed the guy who raped him.

00:11:23.000 Do you remember that guy?

00:11:24.000 That kind of rings a bell.

00:11:26.000 Was that on CR-TV?

00:11:28.000 Well, this was on the Gavin McKinnon.

00:11:29.000 No, maybe it was on CR-TV.

00:11:31.000 I can't remember.

00:11:32.000 It was years ago.

00:11:33.000 But his karate instructor kidnapped him, or not kidnapped him, but took him on a karate tour to all these tournaments and was raping him on a daily basis.

00:11:43.000 Jodi Plosh, the guy's name was Jeff Douce.

00:11:48.000 D-O-U-C-E-T.

00:11:50.000 Jeff Douce.

00:11:52.000 D-O-U-C-E-T.

00:11:54.000 Okay.

00:11:58.000 And he was at the, so he took the kid away for a year to a bunch of kung fu tournaments or something.

00:12:03.000 A karate instructor, was it?

00:12:06.000 And when he was walking off a plane in Baton Rouge Airport in 1984, the dad came up and shot him in the back of the head.

00:12:15.000 Yeah, this might be on it.

00:12:17.000 Jodi Plochet several weeks earlier and taken him to California.

00:12:21.000 I know Jodi Poche.

00:12:22.000 I've had him on the show.

00:12:23.000 he's an old fat guy now.

00:12:24.000 When Julie was rescued and returned to his family, his father Gary was coping with reports that Doucette had sexually assaulted his son.

00:12:32.000 We didn't know what to do.

00:12:33.000 You just feel helpless.

00:12:34.000 Ten days later, when the police flew Dussette back to face trial, Gary Plochet was waiting with a gun.

00:12:43.000 The suspect came through the airport.

00:12:46.000 I read my camera, raised it up to get a close-up shot of him.

00:12:50.000 So I got a close-up shot, and as he got parallel to me, Gary Plochet shoots and kills him.

00:13:02.000 What a hero.

00:13:04.000 By the way, you know what that black guy did, right?

00:13:08.000 He called the dad.

00:13:10.000 And he knew what he did.

00:13:11.000 and he said, he's getting off this flight.

00:13:13.000 We're going to be here and set it all up.

00:13:15.000 We'll be going out this exit.

00:13:18.000 We'll be arriving at this gate.

00:13:19.000 And then he thought, I'll get my shot.

00:13:21.000 So, in a sense, that cameraman murdered the pedophile.

00:13:25.000 But I don't care.

00:13:26.000 This guy's confessing to murdering a child molester.

00:13:30.000 Oh, I remember that story.

00:13:31.000 You found that pretty quick.

00:13:33.000 That Tim Robbins said he was being sexy.

00:13:36.000 This is Shawshank Outtakes.

00:13:37.000 I don't know.

00:13:38.000 I just got mad and then hit him and then I killed him.

00:13:42.000 I hit him and knocked him out, and then I took the shoelaces out of his shoes, tied them together, wrapped it around his neck, and strangled him.

00:13:50.000 Then after I was done, I mean, I was aware of what I was doing.

00:13:57.000 You know, and then I just put him on his bed and covered him up and climbed in my bed and went to sleep.

00:14:04.000 I noticed, you know, obviously we've been in your cell.

00:14:08.000 It appears that all of your belongings you packed up.

00:14:12.000 When did you get it?

00:14:13.000 All right, that's enough.

00:14:14.000 You know, Max was saying, he's the one at governor, saying, it's not that bad.

00:14:21.000 I'm kind of getting into my groove.

00:14:22.000 I got my mass murder.

00:14:23.000 I mean, I got my serving lifetime friends, the pedophile killer and some other guy who's riddled with bullet holes, and we work out.

00:14:31.000 And he said, it's like a really, really shitty cruise.

00:14:38.000 So the entertainment is there still, and you get to watch TV occasionally.

00:14:43.000 But I thought this was an interesting point that John wrote.

00:14:45.000 I'm sure he wouldn't mind me reading it out loud on the show.

00:14:52.000 Wait, what the fuck?

00:14:53.000 Oh, yeah, sorry.

00:14:58.000 The hardest part, of course, is calling the family and hearing what's happening to them without being able to do anything about it.

00:15:05.000 And then after that, he says, being here, I realize that prison is for people who need to legitimately be separated from society.

00:15:11.000 Nothing is being corrected here, and in no way is this paying any debt to society.

00:15:16.000 In reality, I'm just being forced to leech off society while my outside life is being disassembled.

00:15:26.000 And that's really the key.

00:15:27.000 I mean, I've asked prisoners this a million times.

00:15:30.000 What percentage of the guys in there do you think are incompatible with society?

00:15:35.000 And they say five.

00:15:38.000 It's funny, too, when I ask cops what percentage of their force are genuinely bad people who kind of match the description of what Black Lives Matter is saying and all that shit.

00:15:49.000 And they'll say five.

00:15:51.000 But they'll say even those guys aren't about to kill some black dude for a laugh.

00:15:56.000 They're just, you know, kind of corrupt and don't give a shit about anyone and are dicks.

00:16:01.000 But they're not going to jeopardize their pension by doing anything illegal.

00:16:04.000 And up until one generation ago, 5% of the populace would get a secondary education.

00:16:13.000 This magic number five, it might be one of the oldest symbols in history.

00:16:21.000 The 5%.

00:16:23.000 Maybe that'll become our mantra.

00:16:26.000 Everything is about the magic 5%.

00:16:28.000 Do you know what a life flower is?

00:16:32.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.

00:16:35.000 What is that called again?

00:16:37.000 The flower of life.

00:16:40.000 The flower of life.

00:16:41.000 It is so old.

00:16:42.000 It's 80% air, that word.

00:16:45.000 It's the flower of life.

00:16:46.000 Flower of life.

00:16:49.000 What the fuck is his accent?

00:16:51.000 When we had that live GOML taken off YouTube, I assumed it was that talk.

00:16:57.000 But it was three seconds of Ricky Gervais going, free love on the hot love.

00:17:04.000 Yeah.

00:17:05.000 So yeah, the meme project, please send them memes.

00:17:09.000 They get letters, they get news, they get books, they get food.

00:17:12.000 You can send food as long as it's packaged, you know?

00:17:16.000 Yeah.

00:17:16.000 Wow.

00:17:17.000 You can send a lot of shit.

00:17:18.000 They have a whole setup with JPEG.

00:17:21.000 Conversely, of course, we have this dick.

00:17:25.000 What's his name?

00:17:26.000 David Campbell.

00:17:27.000 Did I put that in the notes?

00:17:30.000 Let me see.

00:17:31.000 Yeah, 18.

00:17:33.000 So we can't have it.

00:17:34.000 We have to spend months building a fundraiser that can't be hacked.

00:17:38.000 And they're just on PayPal.

00:17:40.000 Free David Campbell.

00:17:41.000 Poor sweet David Campbell.

00:17:43.000 This was the guy who was at the beating up people outside of Night for Freedom, where everyone was getting attacked for daring to have a private luncheon with Mike Cernovich.

00:17:55.000 So in his write-up, you should hear their version of events.

00:17:58.000 They go, at the protest, a brawl broke out in which a 56-year-old intoxicated alt-right man was knocked unconscious.

00:18:09.000 No, a sober 56-year-old Jewish man was accused of being a Nazi by David Campbell.

00:18:16.000 Then he was tackled, strangled, punched in the face, and went into cardiac arrest, wherein he was rushed to the hospital.

00:18:25.000 Then you fought the cops, David Campbell.

00:18:29.000 And our buddies at Rikers tell us that things suck there for him.

00:18:33.000 Jeff, the guy who was doing weekends at Rikers for the fight.

00:18:37.000 By the way, David Campbell was Knight for Freedom.

00:18:40.000 My guys are in for something 10 months later, which they mention in his fundraiser.

00:18:44.000 During this period, the Manhattan DA inexplicably offered much more lenient plea deals involving only community service to a number of alt-right gang members.

00:18:52.000 That's Proud Boys.

00:18:54.000 And charged in a separate but very similar case about 10 months after David.

00:18:57.000 No justification for these desperate outcomes has been given by the Manhattan DA.

00:19:02.000 They got four years, dude.

00:19:05.000 And out of the 10 guys arrested, there's only like three or four who were in the actual fight.

00:19:11.000 And one of them got a year of weekends at Rikers, and the others are doing four years.

00:19:17.000 So what are you talking about?

00:19:18.000 You thought we were too lenient, are we?

00:19:24.000 Yeah, fucking unbelievable, isn't it?

00:19:28.000 Yep.

00:19:30.000 So we'll get that website up there, but we do have to work hard on the meme project to get these guys as many memes as is humanly possible.

00:19:39.000 And I think you should include some lefty memes so we can show that the left can't mean.

00:19:44.000 They don't have to be full color.

00:19:45.000 You don't have to murder your printer.

00:19:48.000 Is this a new idea, you think?

00:19:49.000 Or have you heard of this?

00:19:51.000 Memes in sending memes.

00:19:51.000 What?

00:19:54.000 No, it never occurred to me.

00:19:56.000 So who brought it up?

00:19:57.000 You came up with it?

00:19:58.000 Max.

00:19:58.000 Wow.

00:19:59.000 He goes, I really miss memes.

00:20:03.000 That could change prison.

00:20:05.000 That might be able to bring just enough...

00:20:05.000 You don't know.

00:20:14.000 Yeah.

00:20:14.000 And what if you even send blank memes?

00:20:17.000 Why are you talking and not showing yourself?

00:20:19.000 Nobody wants to see me.

00:20:20.000 Why are you wearing shorts, a wool hat, and a sweatshirt?

00:20:26.000 It's polyester.

00:20:28.000 That's all I have.

00:20:29.000 That's all I have.

00:20:30.000 So your body's, your top of your body's cold, but your legs are hot?

00:20:30.000 It's polyester.

00:20:35.000 You have the same central nervous system for your whole body?

00:20:37.000 No, now my upper body's hot, and my lower body's cold.

00:20:40.000 Oh, well, then why are you wearing a fucking hat if your upper body's hot?

00:20:43.000 Because my upper body was cold.

00:20:46.000 So why don't you take your hat off now that you're not hot?

00:20:49.000 You're not cold.

00:20:49.000 No, it's perfect.

00:20:50.000 No, now it feels good.

00:20:51.000 You just said your upper body's hot.

00:20:53.000 Because I've done the hoodie and the hat.

00:20:58.000 Because I'd rather be hot than cold.

00:20:59.000 And if I take it off, it's going to be cold.

00:21:01.000 Take the sweater off, it's going to be cold.

00:21:04.000 You see what I have to put up with every day?

00:21:06.000 That's nothing wrong with that.

00:21:08.000 Yeah, lots is wrong with that.

00:21:12.000 I feel like I have an unturned stone, though, which is why I paused with that David Campbell thing.

00:21:16.000 Alt-right gang members, no justification for these desperate outcomes.

00:21:24.000 Another meme going on with that fight is they put up a big banner and they said, hey, Mark Dwyer, he lets a rabbi go after raping a kid eight times and he gives him four months.

00:21:36.000 And the reaction to that is, you're promoting a Jewish stereotype about pedophilia.

00:21:45.000 What?

00:21:46.000 That's new.

00:21:46.000 I didn't know there was a stereotype with Jews and pedophilia, but no, no one's talking about promoting a stereotype.

00:21:52.000 We're talking about a very lenient sentence a guy got.

00:21:55.000 The fact that he's a rabbi is nobody's business.

00:21:59.000 That was too much of indecence.

00:22:03.000 Also in the news, remember Mikey?

00:22:07.000 Wake him up.

00:22:09.000 Tell him to fucking wake up.

00:22:13.000 I didn't send this to you in the notes.

00:22:14.000 Yo, he's like fucking sleeping, yo.

00:22:17.000 He's sleeping.

00:22:18.000 You're causing a scene.

00:22:19.000 Make him serious.

00:22:21.000 I can't.

00:22:22.000 Yo, there's a kid in there.

00:22:25.000 Where's Mikey?

00:22:26.000 He's asleep.

00:22:29.000 70 for a dime.

00:22:31.000 He doesn't want to.

00:22:32.000 Dude.

00:22:33.000 Dude.

00:22:34.000 I'll come back at four.

00:22:35.000 Don't fuck it.

00:22:36.000 I don't want to make a scene.

00:22:37.000 There's fucking there's a cop over there.

00:22:39.000 Well, leave.

00:22:40.000 If there's a cop, leave.

00:22:41.000 Dude, hook me up.

00:22:42.000 I don't want to make a fucking scene.

00:22:44.000 Well, you already fucking made a big ass scene.

00:22:46.000 70 for a dime is a fucking deal.

00:22:48.000 Okay, I'm looking at those teeth like a hawk.

00:22:51.000 He doesn't want to.

00:22:52.000 And I think we have, I think Mikey's back.

00:22:56.000 So I think maybe she's mentally, well, she's clearly mentally ill and a lesbian.

00:23:01.000 So she self-medicates with crack or meth or whatever the fuck Mikey is going to get her.

00:23:08.000 So I didn't send it to you, Ryan.

00:23:10.000 I texted it to you last night.

00:23:11.000 Oh, the new one, okay.

00:23:12.000 Yeah.

00:23:16.000 That helps when it's in my phone and I just got to email it to myself.

00:23:20.000 Well, surely you knew when we brought up this subject that we're going to be talking about that video.

00:23:24.000 No, I thought you were sending it to me.

00:23:26.000 Look, it's her again.

00:23:28.000 This must be a fever dream.

00:23:30.000 Anyway, mentally ill, she uses mess to self-medicate.

00:23:37.000 And then as a lesbian, she goes, I'm going to start taking testosterone, right?

00:23:42.000 I want to become more manly.

00:23:43.000 I don't like my tits.

00:23:44.000 And so she grows a beard.

00:23:46.000 And then while she's on meth, she probably shaved her head bald.

00:23:50.000 And then she thought, that looks weird.

00:23:51.000 So she got a head tattoo.

00:23:55.000 Yeah, that's what she probably doesn't like her receding hairline.

00:23:58.000 So she put a tattoo on it to make it less obvious.

00:24:01.000 Because if there's one thing you don't notice, it's a fucking head tattoo.

00:24:05.000 So tell us, folks at home, if you think this is Mikey several years later.

00:24:12.000 Oh, fuck yeah.

00:24:13.000 I put a bear paw in my tit.

00:24:17.000 Are you excited for that War for Love?

00:24:19.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:24:20.000 Jason's there, too.

00:24:22.000 War for Love drops on Monday.

00:24:24.000 It's gonna be the same attitude.

00:24:26.000 I want to go over that fucking boat ride.

00:24:29.000 Yeah.

00:24:29.000 Right fucking now.

00:24:31.000 Over that boat ride.

00:24:31.000 Okay.

00:24:34.000 Boat's over there.

00:24:35.000 Just grunting.

00:24:38.000 Just grunting.

00:24:40.000 I want to go over it up.

00:24:41.000 Fucking now.

00:24:42.000 Come on.

00:24:43.000 See the boat.

00:24:44.000 I don't give a fuck who felt stupid in class.

00:24:47.000 Or it felt stupid in class as I flopped it down a whole day.

00:24:50.000 Fuck where the fuck is it?

00:24:55.000 It's kind of a like I'm not a head tattoo guy, but on a purely aesthetic angle, it's a very cool tattoo.

00:25:05.000 It's a fine tattoo.

00:25:06.000 It's weird and stuff, but you know, if it was some Aboriginal in Papua New Guinea, I'd go, oh, they're talented.

00:25:12.000 And then you can see the beard is coming in.

00:25:14.000 But is there a way you can put them side to side?

00:25:17.000 Yes, yes.

00:25:19.000 Because if we could play them both at the same time.

00:25:21.000 Let's agree on a freeze frame here.

00:25:27.000 No, I want to hear the video side to side.

00:25:30.000 I might be able to, yeah.

00:25:31.000 Hold on.

00:25:32.000 Give me a second here.

00:25:32.000 Let's send them back to the lab.

00:25:35.000 Crack is a hell of a drug.

00:25:37.000 And as Ryan pointed out, whenever you see crackheads or meth heads, I'm sorry, I'm not well-versed on the difference.

00:25:43.000 It's not like you see their mug shot and then you see the mug shot the next time and it's just different glasses.

00:25:49.000 They're a different person in every mug shot.

00:25:51.000 They're famous for their personalities and their looks changing.

00:25:58.000 So this would be perfectly in tune with the history of crackheads.

00:26:05.000 Mikey!

00:26:06.000 Jason's there.

00:26:07.000 Fucking making a scene.

00:26:10.000 I don't hear teeth.

00:26:12.000 I can't go over that fucking movie.

00:26:14.000 Hairline is inarguable.

00:26:16.000 And that's not a common hairline.

00:26:20.000 What do you think?

00:26:21.000 That's not a common hairline.

00:26:24.000 No, it's a perfect line.

00:26:26.000 The jowls, the cheeks, very similar.

00:26:29.000 Now, if I could Photoshop some glasses on her, I think we'd see that.

00:26:35.000 All right.

00:26:36.000 Let's see a head tilt.

00:26:37.000 I think that's enough.

00:26:39.000 All right.

00:26:40.000 So the verdict for you, as it stands, I am sold.

00:26:43.000 Yeah, me too.

00:26:44.000 If I was a juror, I'd say, yes, that's the same person.

00:26:47.000 Yep.

00:26:48.000 Oh, great.

00:26:48.000 Now I'm talking about injustice, and I just threw someone in jail based on a tiny hunch.

00:26:55.000 Right.

00:26:59.000 All right, I guess we had to talk about the Iowa caucus.

00:27:03.000 Pete Buttigig thinks he's the winner.

00:27:06.000 He just went, I won.

00:27:08.000 Which is kind of what we did in Vietnam, right?

00:27:10.000 We couldn't get out of there.

00:27:11.000 It was getting worse and worse, the quagmire.

00:27:14.000 And so we just said, we're finished.

00:27:17.000 We won.

00:27:19.000 Vietnam's saved.

00:27:21.000 Bye.

00:27:23.000 And that's, so he's actually being very American right now.

00:27:28.000 What does it say?

00:27:29.000 Pete Buttigag declares victory in the Iowa caucuses with 0% of the vote in.

00:27:36.000 That doesn't bode well for his presidency.

00:27:38.000 I sent you a separate video, by the way, an email, where they have some old lady who had no idea he was gay, and she's obviously very Christian.

00:27:46.000 This in a separate email.

00:27:47.000 Okay.

00:27:51.000 And she's saying what I said, which is Americans are not going to be okay with the White House having two married homosexuals in it.

00:28:04.000 So are you saying that he has the same-sex partner?

00:28:07.000 Yes, yes, yes.

00:28:10.000 Are you kidding?

00:28:11.000 He's married to him yes.

00:28:13.000 Then I don't want anybody like that in the White House.

00:28:18.000 So can I have my cousin back?

00:28:21.000 She still has sex with her husband.

00:28:23.000 We could go back.

00:28:25.000 I never knew that.

00:28:29.000 Wait a minute, though.

00:28:31.000 He's a human being, just like you.

00:28:34.000 This is women thought perfectly.

00:28:37.000 We're all human beings, and love is love.

00:28:40.000 Yeah, I know.

00:28:41.000 We're getting a little more nuanced than that, my dear.

00:28:44.000 Why does it say in the Bible that a man should marry a woman then?

00:28:48.000 Well, I totally respect your viewpoint on this.

00:28:52.000 I so totally do.

00:28:54.000 But I think that we were not around.

00:28:56.000 How does this really been brought out before?

00:29:00.000 It's common knowledge.

00:29:02.000 It's common knowledge to us political nerds, but I wonder how many average Americans realize that he's married to a dude.

00:29:09.000 And because he's rarely photographed with that dude.

00:29:13.000 And I wonder if how many Americans really know about gay sex.

00:29:17.000 It's never normal.

00:29:21.000 It's never non-dramatic.

00:29:24.000 And it's often involving other people.

00:29:28.000 And some of the details I won't share on the show, but there we go.

00:29:33.000 First family.

00:29:34.000 No way.

00:29:35.000 I don't give a shit.

00:29:36.000 If Trump was gay, I wouldn't give a shit.

00:29:39.000 So I'm not concerned.

00:29:41.000 I'm very socially liberal.

00:29:42.000 I'm not talking about me.

00:29:43.000 I'm talking about the average Midwesterner.

00:29:44.000 The idea of jizz dripping out of a man's mouth in the White House is something they can never get over.

00:29:50.000 There's no way in hell.

00:29:52.000 I'd bet my life that Pete Buttigig won't win.

00:29:56.000 I'd also bet my life that Trump is going to win in a landslide.

00:30:00.000 In fact, we should set up some sort of bet.

00:30:02.000 Here, I'll do it right now.

00:30:03.000 I will eat a $100 bill live on the air if Trump doesn't win.

00:30:10.000 So we'll just plow through it here because it's lame and boring.

00:30:16.000 Oh, I won.

00:30:18.000 Everyone was clapping.

00:30:20.000 Because tonight, an improbable hope became an undeniable reality.

00:30:30.000 Alfred E. Newman for president.

00:30:31.000 Isn't that such a great insult Trump gave him?

00:30:34.000 Because anything gay, you're playing into their hands.

00:30:37.000 Yeah, the fact that he has butt in his name.

00:30:39.000 Yeah, they're begging you to call him like butt, butt, but Owen calls him, Owen Schroyer.

00:30:50.000 He's acting like Obama right now.

00:30:51.000 You know that?

00:30:53.000 In what sense?

00:30:54.000 Look, after the way he finishes.

00:30:58.000 Became an undeniable reality.

00:31:02.000 He just grimace and looking.

00:31:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:05.000 Obama always had that lip thing.

00:31:07.000 I'm looking in the distance once you finish clapping.

00:31:10.000 Well, he better not smile because that's when he really turns on the Alfred E. Newman.

00:31:13.000 There's the smile.

00:31:14.000 Oops.

00:31:17.000 So Biden is doing shitty.

00:31:18.000 Anyway, the real takeaway from Iowa is that Bernie Sanders is kicking ass.

00:31:23.000 And that's bad.

00:31:24.000 That's bad for America.

00:31:26.000 Because if he's the frontrunner, he has the best chance, a very good chance.

00:31:31.000 And why?

00:31:33.000 Because of spite.

00:31:35.000 Americans are pissed off.

00:31:36.000 Trump won.

00:31:38.000 And a big part of his votes were the, oh yeah, fuck you votes.

00:31:43.000 You know?

00:31:44.000 That's sort of like the way I feel about a lot of these things.

00:31:47.000 Like, I don't care if you're a tranny or whatever, but then you say, no, I get to use the bathroom.

00:31:52.000 What?

00:31:52.000 No.

00:31:53.000 Oh, you care that where someone goes pee?

00:31:55.000 No, it's not that.

00:31:57.000 Fuck you.

00:31:57.000 It's like these little things that they pretend are little, but are actually big.

00:32:01.000 Like, say you're at a bar, you go pee, your drink was there, you know, something else was there of yours, and then you come back and someone's sitting in your seat.

00:32:08.000 Now, do you really care if you have to move one seat over?

00:32:10.000 No, it's the principle of the thing.

00:32:12.000 Dude, what are you doing?

00:32:13.000 My drink is right there.

00:32:15.000 Like I would die for that.

00:32:16.000 For example, at my loco, when Hillary was running, the bartender bet me one beer that she would win.

00:32:24.000 And he gave me all these caveats, like it'll be a landslide, blah, blah, blah.

00:32:27.000 He was so sure she was going to win that he added shit to the bet.

00:32:30.000 So after Trump won, I went in there for my beer and he seemed hesitant.

00:32:35.000 And I'll tell you what, man, I was ready to burn that place to the fucking ground.

00:32:41.000 I was, I felt rage I haven't felt in a long time, but I was ready to like eat his children.

00:32:48.000 You know, you know what the trans thing is like, too?

00:32:50.000 It's like they want to play, it's like if I told you I want to play Star Wars, you're like, okay, play Star Wars.

00:32:55.000 But then I say, all right, I'm Darth Vader.

00:33:00.000 Like, I want you to go, my lord.

00:33:04.000 Yeah.

00:33:04.000 You know, it's kind of.

00:33:05.000 I don't really want you to Darth Vader choke me, but you can play Star Wars all you want.

00:33:10.000 You're not playing Star Wars in this.

00:33:12.000 Yeah, it's like you can play Star Wars all the way.

00:33:12.000 The other guy is playing.

00:33:14.000 Okay, that's not terrible.

00:33:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:33:16.000 Can you force choke me?

00:33:19.000 I meant to get the.

00:33:21.000 Oh, God, I wish I could do this.

00:33:24.000 Well, you'd be dead.

00:33:26.000 Thank you, God, for not giving me Vader powers, or else you would not have an engineer.

00:33:31.000 So yeah, if Sanders wins, that's a fucking big if, he will turn America into a socialist country.

00:33:41.000 And that's okay for Canada because Canada was already British and they've been sort of steeped in European socialism their whole life, their whole short-lived life.

00:33:53.000 Like look at fucking Ezra Levant.

00:33:55.000 I didn't number this.

00:33:56.000 It's between 12 and 13.

00:34:00.000 This is life in Canada.

00:34:02.000 I'm fighting back against the Election Commissioner, those folks who interrogated me at their high security office in Ottawa.

00:34:10.000 Little do they know, I videotaped it.

00:34:12.000 Hundreds of thousands of people have watched that videotape.

00:34:15.000 It's so bad that Elections Canada has put out a tweet distancing itself from Elections Canada.

00:34:22.000 What an embarrassment they are.

00:34:24.000 Well, on Friday, my lawyers fired off this letter to the Elections Commissioner.

00:34:30.000 You can see a full copy of this letter yourself at save RebelNews.com.

00:34:35.000 But give me just a couple minutes.

00:34:36.000 I want to take you through this letter.

00:34:38.000 It was sent to Milan Jijou.

00:34:40.000 He wore a hidden camera to see Canada's equivalent of, well, not really the CIA, but a department of law enforcement that deals with the election meddling.

00:34:49.000 And their contention is that he meddled with the election by writing a book about Justin Trudeau during the election.

00:34:55.000 That's Canada.

00:34:56.000 That's socialism.

00:34:58.000 So you can do that to Canadians and they're used to it.

00:35:01.000 You can't, when you inflict socialism on Americans, it's a totally different story.

00:35:06.000 Canada and Northern Europe and a lot of these socialist countries were founded on similar socialist prospects, concepts.

00:35:15.000 America was founded on fuck you, fuck socialism, fuck the monarchy, fuck the queen.

00:35:23.000 So to make them into socialists, the country won't be the same.

00:35:28.000 It won't be the America we know.

00:35:30.000 We might as well change its name.

00:35:31.000 And it's funny that they were chanting no borders, no wall, no USA at all, because if Sanders gets in office, it won't be the USA you knew.

00:35:42.000 Free health care for everyone, no problem.

00:35:47.000 All student debt paid off, great idea.

00:35:49.000 And then, of course, the Green New Deal with every building in the country has to be green friendly.

00:35:54.000 And Jesus Christ, estimates of $600,000 per person.

00:36:01.000 We have some unturned stones with the Super Bowl, so I'm sorry to go back over that.

00:36:06.000 But remember when I couldn't remember the commercial that I thought was so fucking good that no one could hold a candle to it?

00:36:12.000 That's 1.6.

00:36:13.000 It was a Rocket Mortgage ad starring Aquaman, I hope you saw.

00:36:17.000 Did you see this one?

00:36:18.000 No.

00:36:18.000 Well, you haven't ever seen it.

00:36:21.000 Yeah, I've heard about it.

00:36:24.000 He's so gorgeous.

00:36:26.000 That's my exact body.

00:36:27.000 It's the one place.

00:36:28.000 Okay, look.

00:36:29.000 He has socks on.

00:36:32.000 Oh, and by the way, I never noticed this before.

00:36:34.000 After he takes his boots off, he's super short.

00:36:37.000 Huh?

00:36:37.000 Oh, whoa.

00:36:39.000 There's a kind of a difference there, huh?

00:36:41.000 It's the one place.

00:36:43.000 Oh, whoa.

00:36:45.000 What the hell?

00:36:46.000 Ryan, relax.

00:36:52.000 What the heck?

00:36:53.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:54.000 Rockets at home.

00:36:57.000 It's where I can be myself.

00:36:58.000 Ew.

00:37:02.000 Now he's barefoot.

00:37:03.000 That's a mistake.

00:37:06.000 So wait.

00:37:07.000 What are you saying, Ryan?

00:37:08.000 He's like deformed.

00:37:09.000 Like, nobody really knew he was deformed.

00:37:12.000 Can you just show your face?

00:37:13.000 Yeah.

00:37:16.000 Like, that's sad.

00:37:19.000 So you think this commercial's sad?

00:37:21.000 Yeah, it's messed up.

00:37:22.000 Like, you know what's nice?

00:37:23.000 He gets to play a superhero where he's like a tough guy.

00:37:26.000 But I think it's good that he shows.

00:37:28.000 Do me a favor.

00:37:29.000 Don't do jokes where you're an imbecile who doesn't get what's going on.

00:37:32.000 Because you just bought a game.

00:37:33.000 Because it's totally normal for you.

00:37:35.000 Like when you thought my wife got a neck tattoo.

00:37:37.000 I don't know.

00:37:41.000 She married you.

00:37:45.000 Home is where you feel the money.

00:37:46.000 This is my favorite part.

00:37:47.000 Watch him look at the camera.

00:37:48.000 And Rocket Mortgage helps you feel comfortable financing that home with a personalized and convenient experience centered around you.

00:37:55.000 Rocket Mortgage.

00:37:56.000 See that at the very end?

00:37:57.000 The cutest little spooky.

00:37:59.000 Spooky.

00:38:00.000 So that's what I was trying to remember.

00:38:01.000 We got a letter from some guy who goes, You're a fag.

00:38:05.000 You're a woman.

00:38:06.000 You talked about the Super Bowl, and you never mentioned the game once.

00:38:10.000 You just talked about the fucking commercials.

00:38:12.000 How does it feel to be a homosexual?

00:38:14.000 Like, yeah, I don't really know anything about football.

00:38:17.000 I watch the commercials just as much as I watch the game.

00:38:20.000 And the game was just shapes to me.

00:38:22.000 People running around.

00:38:23.000 I had trouble differentiating between San Francisco and Kansas City because their uniforms both had gold on them.

00:38:30.000 Solid Red Chiefs.

00:38:34.000 But yeah, it was a cool game, I guess.

00:38:36.000 But that's my point in a way.

00:38:38.000 The fact that I represent this paragon of masculinity and my friends are in jail for listening to my evil speeches and I'm seen as this violent fucking asshole shows you how bad masculinity is getting.

00:38:52.000 I'm a fag.

00:38:54.000 And Aquaman was in a commercial and his socks are off.

00:38:58.000 Yeah.

00:38:59.000 When you open up the Front of the car, and I look down, I just see alphabet soup.

00:39:04.000 I think the big thing is an air filter, yeah, and that must help.

00:39:08.000 I don't know, I guess you don't want to get like lint in the gas.

00:39:12.000 The thing at the front, I guess, is the transmission.

00:39:14.000 What does that do?

00:39:15.000 It helps you shift gear.

00:39:16.000 There's also a thing in the front of that.

00:39:18.000 Isn't that an air filter, too?

00:39:19.000 What's that doing?

00:39:20.000 That's just cooling the engine with air?

00:39:21.000 Think keeps the bugs out.

00:39:22.000 All those other pipes down the side, I mean, I know shit.

00:39:28.000 Same.

00:39:28.000 Actually, we really got to do that.

00:39:30.000 We got to go to a garage.

00:39:31.000 We have a guy in Baltimore that's just so fucking far.

00:39:33.000 But we have to go to a garage and shoot a few days of us just learning about cars.

00:39:39.000 What is it, Garage Rehab or something?

00:39:41.000 Maybe if we go to CPAC, we'll be in DC.

00:39:45.000 That's near there.

00:39:47.000 Maybe we could do two trips.

00:39:49.000 Last I checked, it was in Maryland, CPAC 2020.

00:39:52.000 CPAC is in Maryland?

00:39:54.000 That's even better because that's where Garage Rehab is.

00:39:57.000 Yeah.

00:39:58.000 Here we are planning.

00:40:00.000 Yeah, National Harbor, Maryland.

00:40:03.000 Yeah, but where is that?

00:40:04.000 That's probably right in DC.

00:40:06.000 Across from DC.

00:40:07.000 Yep.

00:40:08.000 You're right.

00:40:09.000 But still technically in the same state.

00:40:12.000 Also, sorry, Super Bowl stuff we didn't cover, and we just have to cover it.

00:40:16.000 All these evangelicals and Christians are mad about the halftime show, and they say it was too sexy.

00:40:23.000 Now, this is where I put on my Miles hat.

00:40:28.000 Who gives a shit?

00:40:31.000 Yes, there was a stripper pull.

00:40:32.000 I was in a room with my friend's three kids and my three kids.

00:40:37.000 We never even noticed.

00:40:39.000 Like, sure, there was a stripper pole, but we never really noticed that it was...

00:40:44.000 What I'm saying?

00:40:45.000 According to some Beta Cup Twitter feeds that I've seen, the Super Bowl 54 halftime show was inappropriate for children.

00:40:51.000 Someone needs to explain this to me because I don't get it.

00:40:54.000 How are two MILFs shaking their ass on national television for millions and millions of people to see, putting on an entertaining performance, how is that inappropriate?

00:41:01.000 I think the word you're looking for is motivating.

00:41:04.000 It is motivating to everybody.

00:41:06.000 But speaking of children, it's motivating the little girls that if they eat right, go to the gym, say their prayers, take their vitamins, do whatever surgery suggests they take.

00:41:15.000 They can look like that at 43 and 50 years old.

00:41:19.000 God, bodybuilders dress so fucking weird.

00:41:22.000 But see if you can find some evangelicals or religious people bitching about it.

00:41:25.000 It was all over Twitter.

00:41:26.000 This is what I separate from conservatives.

00:41:29.000 I hate this shit.

00:41:32.000 Women and single moms, what say you?

00:41:37.000 Kids in cages help J-Lo make powerful statement.

00:41:40.000 Oh, that's what the...

00:41:43.000 Oh, I didn't get that at all.

00:41:45.000 Yeah.

00:41:47.000 Oh, her daughter was one of them.

00:41:49.000 Her daughter was...

00:41:51.000 And then some people, and then the left was saying, look, it wasn't offensive.

00:41:54.000 Adam Driver had his shirt off.

00:41:55.000 Or sorry, Adam Levine.

00:41:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:57.000 Which is also insane because boys are different than girls.

00:42:01.000 But yeah, can we not, this is what I was saying yesterday.

00:42:05.000 Can we not become the new Puritans?

00:42:07.000 Can we not get pissed off at jokes and say, oh, that was too salacious?

00:42:12.000 Yeah, and there's going to be stuff like this out in the world.

00:42:14.000 I mean, you just, you know, tell your kids, don't look at that.

00:42:19.000 Drag queen story time?

00:42:21.000 No.

00:42:23.000 Drag queens in a hummus commercial?

00:42:25.000 Sure.

00:42:26.000 Sex ed, including blood play and anal sex, as Katie Hopkins pointed out?

00:42:32.000 No.

00:42:33.000 Children being allowed to see saucy dancing?

00:42:35.000 Sure.

00:42:37.000 Like, not one of us in that room.

00:42:39.000 And I was with an old lady too.

00:42:40.000 My friend's mom was there.

00:42:42.000 And it never occurred to us to be offended by that.

00:42:44.000 And you know what I noticed recently?

00:42:46.000 You can feel in your body the outrage, Gene, especially as a parent.

00:42:53.000 You can feel this little guy in there going, actually, that's kind of fucked up.

00:42:58.000 I wouldn't want my kids around that.

00:43:00.000 And you just have to kind of keep them there.

00:43:02.000 You know, you still have instincts.

00:43:04.000 And when they go too far, like when the Drag Queen Story Hour guy forgot to wear underwear.

00:43:10.000 Do you know about this?

00:43:11.000 We talked about it before.

00:43:13.000 They call him Flashing Kids.

00:43:15.000 And then his content.

00:43:16.000 I think I might have that, actually.

00:43:19.000 I was doing this.

00:43:20.000 I want to do a segment on why don't we care about kids?

00:43:25.000 I think it might be 38.

00:43:28.000 Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

00:43:29.000 Yep.

00:43:31.000 No, I don't think it is.

00:43:32.000 Oh, flip.

00:43:33.000 No.

00:43:34.000 Why'd you say yep?

00:43:35.000 Because it was under drag cream story time, and that was the thing under the kids.

00:43:40.000 So I was like, oh, we got a match.

00:43:45.000 They say he did like a, he flashed them by opening his legs.

00:43:48.000 And he goes, no, I didn't.

00:43:51.000 I was in a rush.

00:43:52.000 I've only been doing drag for a year, and I forgot to put on panties.

00:43:57.000 Oh, okay.

00:43:58.000 I thought you didn't have panties on.

00:44:01.000 Now you forgot to put on panties or underwear, whatever the fuck you're supposed to wear.

00:44:06.000 So his, they blurred it there.

00:44:07.000 His defense is A, that I didn't do it on purpose.

00:44:11.000 Okay.

00:44:12.000 And B, I had like three pairs of brown nylons on, so you couldn't really see, make out my dick.

00:44:23.000 Fucking pathetic.

00:44:26.000 Some unturned stones from earlier in the week.

00:44:30.000 Sam Hyde is queueing on.

00:44:35.000 That's 20.

00:44:36.000 Gotcha.

00:44:37.000 Thank you.

00:44:45.000 How did they do this?

00:44:49.000 Why is that so small?

00:44:51.000 In other news today, it's stolen from mine behind the urban youth fashion label Teddy Fresh and viral meme video YouTube channel That Is the Plan?

00:45:00.000 Sam Hyde has been suspended from the LGBTQP media platform Twitter.

00:45:06.000 While many fear allegations of racism and extreme misogyny, one insider claims Hyde was pulled from Jack Dorsey's personal gay dating site and his affiliation with the hacker group Anominous.

00:45:19.000 Shot to death brutally just for being a brown body of color.

00:45:24.000 Now on to our number one Injustice of the Day.

00:45:26.000 Music critic and creator of the famed Needle Drop series, Sam Hyde, blasted off all teams.

00:45:33.000 People tell us we need to do more sketches like this.

00:45:35.000 This probably took six months.

00:45:47.000 in the United.

00:45:49.000 Join Reagan.

00:45:50.000 Do something man.

00:45:52.000 Indians around the world are holding a candlelight which is for this sacred account.

00:45:57.000 Okay, keep going.

00:45:58.000 Skip ahead.

00:45:59.000 This is all Fiverr.

00:46:00.000 It's got to be Fiverr.

00:46:01.000 What's that?

00:46:02.000 Like you pay people like a couple bucks to do something.

00:46:05.000 Right, right.

00:46:05.000 I'm offering you an Indian news broadcast.

00:46:08.000 He was just booted from Twitter.

00:46:10.000 So this has to be done.

00:46:12.000 Sam I. Oh, he was just booted from Twitter?

00:46:14.000 Yeah, like a couple weeks ago.

00:46:15.000 Wasn't he always booted from Twitter?

00:46:17.000 No, he had a new engine.

00:46:19.000 What was his new one?

00:46:22.000 Go halfway through.

00:46:23.000 Because people have probably seen this.

00:46:25.000 Nuclear crisis, domestic, cyber attack, flooding event in Israel, California, nuclear, sneak.

00:46:32.000 The call before the storm.

00:46:34.000 You are now banned from the computer.

00:46:36.000 Goodbye.

00:46:37.000 Edwards Air Force Base.

00:46:39.000 Subway.

00:46:39.000 McDonald.

00:46:40.000 Drop bombs.

00:46:41.000 Period.

00:46:41.000 Flax.

00:46:42.000 Flax.

00:46:42.000 Go.

00:46:43.000 Where we go one, we go one.

00:46:45.000 All patriots go.

00:46:47.000 A well-regulated militia.

00:46:48.000 Activation word.

00:46:49.000 Ronald McDonald.

00:46:51.000 Public highway congressman.

00:46:52.000 Pipe bomb.

00:46:53.000 Airport.

00:46:53.000 Weird passphrase go.

00:46:55.000 All true patriots now attack.

00:46:57.000 Now is the time for all true American militiamen to take up arms against the police.

00:47:02.000 Damn.

00:47:02.000 Everything Sam Hyde does is fucking awesome.

00:47:05.000 I can't believe I haven't seen that.

00:47:07.000 You haven't seen anything, Ryan?

00:47:08.000 I knew it existed, but I was just like, oh, wait.

00:47:11.000 It's like the Aquaman commercial.

00:47:13.000 You had heard about it.

00:47:15.000 Well, Sam Hyde.

00:47:15.000 How do you hear about something and not see it?

00:47:17.000 Like at a Super Bowl commercial?

00:47:19.000 Where'd you hear about it?

00:47:20.000 Well, I usually have a Gum Road subscription, but I haven't signed up, so I'd rather watch it on there.

00:47:26.000 What?

00:47:26.000 To support.

00:47:30.000 That doesn't explain the Super Bowl commercial.

00:47:32.000 How do you hear about a Super Bowl commercial?

00:47:33.000 Well, I was watching the actual game part of it, and then during the commercial, I would take a piss or eat some hors d'oeuvres.

00:47:39.000 Yeah, that's not my question.

00:47:40.000 You said you heard about that Jason Mora commercial.

00:47:44.000 And had no interest to search it now.

00:47:45.000 Yes, correct.

00:47:46.000 But how did you hear about it?

00:47:47.000 Because I was in the paper or on the internet.

00:47:50.000 Like, it says, oh, fucking this guy, you know, Aquaman.

00:47:54.000 I've never even seen that.

00:47:55.000 You read about it in the paper?

00:47:57.000 I saw it somewhere.

00:47:58.000 Somewhere where media hits.

00:47:59.000 Aquaman, you've never seen the movie.

00:48:00.000 That's not what we're talking about.

00:48:01.000 Why are you bringing up the movie now?

00:48:03.000 Because that's why I have no interest in seeing the commercial.

00:48:07.000 Somewhere, either somebody, like, I don't even, I couldn't tell you if it was on a billboard, like a fucking look, fucking Aquaman commercial.

00:48:13.000 Have you seen Velocapastor?

00:48:15.000 No.

00:48:17.000 I've heard of that 217.

00:48:19.000 That's about a priest who loses everything and he goes to the jungle to find himself where an accident happens and he all of a sudden has the power to become a Velociraptor.

00:48:31.000 So he comes back as a Velocirpastor.

00:48:34.000 That's amazing.

00:48:39.000 Why is his girlfriend so good at fighting?

00:48:45.000 Couldn't she have just been in the bed screaming?

00:48:47.000 With a lead singer of fun.

00:48:51.000 Sometimes I wake up.

00:48:54.000 How long has it been since your last confession?

00:48:56.000 Oh, it's been about two years.

00:48:58.000 I do drugs, sell drugs, murder people.

00:49:05.000 Why is that evil piece of shit always from Brooklyn?

00:49:09.000 I murder people.

00:49:11.000 They sound like Maddie Odell.

00:49:15.000 Last night, last night.

00:49:16.000 How's your Maddie Odell impersonation coming, by the way?

00:49:19.000 I haven't watched it in a while.

00:49:20.000 I haven't watched it.

00:49:21.000 No, I just sound like scary, scary, very good.

00:49:23.000 I haven't watched it in a while.

00:49:24.000 I have to see it.

00:49:26.000 You guys talk all the time about helping people.

00:49:29.000 This might actually mean your life, you can't by what?

00:49:33.000 Like a prison onsy?

00:49:35.000 Prison dress?

00:49:36.000 Look at that.

00:49:36.000 Dinosaur.

00:49:37.000 Did you see that?

00:49:38.000 Yeah, it was awesome.

00:49:39.000 Can't you buy a better dinosaur Can't you buy a better dinosaur just at any Halloween store?

00:49:45.000 What is it?

00:49:47.000 Hello?

00:49:55.000 That looks like a unique adventure.

00:49:58.000 Have you seen it?

00:49:59.000 No.

00:49:59.000 It looks awesome, though.

00:50:01.000 It does look pretty cool.

00:50:03.000 A guy at a bar brought it up last night because I came up with this brilliant idea.

00:50:08.000 It's very expensive, though.

00:50:10.000 You give my youngest boy, Johnny, $25 million to make a movie.

00:50:16.000 Yeah.

00:50:17.000 What do you think?

00:50:18.000 I've always liked the idea of like you give some lunatics.

00:50:22.000 We talked about that.

00:50:23.000 Remember that?

00:50:24.000 I was like, why don't you just give a lot of money and you venture capitalist, you do a venture capitalist thing too?

00:50:30.000 So what you do is, you obviously have hordes of production companies, professionals, screenwriters, everything surrounding this money.

00:50:40.000 And Johnny doesn't decide that we're going to have a giant turtle just walk down Main Street and then blow itself up.

00:50:47.000 Although he could put that in the movie.

00:50:49.000 So what we do is, and you film all this, you document this, where you sit down with Johnny and you're like, what kind of, this is how a movie works.

00:50:56.000 There's a first act, a second act, a third act.

00:50:58.000 The third act has to be crazy.

00:51:00.000 We usually have a problem at the beginning of the second act.

00:51:03.000 So you give him the basics, right?

00:51:04.000 And then there's a hero.

00:51:05.000 What do you want the hero to be?

00:51:08.000 A cop that's a dog.

00:51:10.000 Okay, dog cop.

00:51:12.000 Got it?

00:51:13.000 Who's his enemy?

00:51:15.000 A giant burrito robot.

00:51:18.000 Okay, we're writing that down.

00:51:20.000 And then he just writes a story.

00:51:22.000 You'd have to watch it, though, because I bet he would steal from one of his books.

00:51:26.000 And the next thing you know, you've got a copyright problem.

00:51:28.000 But then you get good actors and getting good at it if you...

00:51:34.000 To act it out with good dialogue and stuff.

00:51:37.000 But it's about a dog cop.

00:51:39.000 Maybe the dog cop could be an alcoholic and stuff, and you'd have good prosthetics, and it would look like a really cool dog cop, like Jeff Goldblum in the fly.

00:51:48.000 Yeah.

00:51:48.000 Wouldn't that be awesome?

00:51:49.000 Yeah, that would be cool.

00:51:51.000 And you could, you, I don't know, we'll have to see the footage, but you could keep cutting back to the little kid saying, and then they got, there's no girls on the planet at all.

00:52:03.000 It's an America with all guys.

00:52:06.000 There could be a cut version and a straight version that you could just trick your friends with.

00:52:11.000 Well, I think it would end up being like Windy City Heat.

00:52:13.000 We'd cut back and forth to interviews and then show scenes.

00:52:17.000 Anyway, I mentioned that guy at the bar.

00:52:20.000 And he was like Velociraptor.

00:52:23.000 Oh, wait, I see here in my notes, I still have one more Super Bowl thing to say because it's relevant today.

00:52:30.000 Jay-Z and Beyonce sat down for the Super Bowl.

00:52:35.000 Which they sat down on a fist and a whoopee cushion.

00:52:40.000 I'd like them to sit down on a coronavirus butt plug.

00:52:46.000 What the fuck?

00:52:48.000 Like that guy shot his sister, dealt crack to people, ruined their lives, and then he wrote some limericks and became a billionaire.

00:52:58.000 And he goes, this place sucks.

00:53:04.000 Hey, if you shoot your sister and ruin your own community by dealing crack to it, but you write a fancy poem, we'll give you a billion dollars.

00:53:12.000 Fuck this.

00:53:13.000 This sucks.

00:53:15.000 Now this one's saying that the other people are sitting.

00:53:17.000 This is during the anthem.

00:53:19.000 If you have shared our outrage for Jay-Z and Beyonce, didn't notice the three other people sitting, you have legit deep-seated issues.

00:53:24.000 Yeah, well, they're just pussies, right?

00:53:26.000 That don't offend royalty.

00:53:27.000 It's probably like his assistant or something.

00:53:30.000 And then Beyonce is retarded.

00:53:33.000 But anyway, people go, oh, yeah?

00:53:35.000 So you're man at Jay-Z.

00:53:36.000 What about Trump?

00:53:38.000 And Trump, which is 1.5, was dancing a little bit like, again, this is why I don't want to become a prude because this is offensive.

00:53:47.000 Like these people, that guy, Andy Ostroy, is pretending that he gives a shit.

00:53:56.000 some russian dude Is that a sin?

00:54:19.000 Was that about to be a sit?

00:54:21.000 Yeah, after it's over.

00:54:23.000 Oh, yeah, no, I don't know.

00:54:24.000 Maybe he's trying to get closer to his wife.

00:54:27.000 Maybe.

00:54:28.000 And then here's another thing, Unturned Stone.

00:54:29.000 Sorry, we're cleaning out a lot of the...

00:54:32.000 Shit, I fucked up.

00:54:33.000 I'm not doing a very good job at today's show.

00:54:35.000 This is another video people keep sending me.

00:54:37.000 Please stop sending me this.

00:54:39.000 I sent it to Tucker and told him how jealous I was that I wasn't in this.

00:54:42.000 This is 1.9.

00:54:44.000 I must have been sent this 2,000 times.

00:54:46.000 I had a suit made that is exactly like this guy's suit, and I'm not even in the fucking audience.

00:54:53.000 Fuck you.

00:54:54.000 Trump will speak on behalf of Delta House.

00:54:59.000 Have you seen this, Swine?

00:55:01.000 I've seen the thumbnail.

00:55:02.000 Wasn't interested to click it.

00:55:04.000 Sorry.

00:55:05.000 Where was the thumbnail?

00:55:06.000 Somebody sent it to me or I saw it circulating on Twitter and everybody's tagging me in it and shit.

00:55:12.000 And they're like, dude, check this out.

00:55:14.000 And I'm like, who gives a shit?

00:55:19.000 I think we've heard enough, Mr. Chairman.

00:55:22.000 I was told I'd have a chance to.

00:55:23.000 That's enough.

00:55:24.000 The court will now render a decision.

00:55:26.000 Look, you said I could.

00:55:27.000 He said, that's it.

00:55:29.000 Let's finish this damn thing.

00:55:31.000 Blujah!

00:55:32.000 Blueshop!

00:55:33.000 Bluzhoup!

00:55:35.000 Greg Gutfeld gets to be in it?

00:55:37.000 Greg Guttfeld hates Trump.

00:55:40.000 Ted Cruz?

00:55:42.000 And then that handsome guy?

00:55:45.000 Ivanka?

00:55:46.000 The guy behind Ted Cruz, not Alex Jones, the other guy.

00:55:49.000 And then I guess that's Count, no, what's his name?

00:55:53.000 Dank memes guy.

00:55:55.000 Carpe danked him.

00:55:57.000 Benny Johnson.

00:55:58.000 Mark Rubio is there.

00:55:59.000 He can be there.

00:56:00.000 Mark Rubio shouldn't be there.

00:56:01.000 Lil Marco?

00:56:03.000 Alex Jones deserves to be there.

00:56:04.000 Sean Hannity deserves to be there.

00:56:07.000 Fucking I should be where Greg is.

00:56:09.000 God damn it.

00:56:11.000 I wish I knew the actor in the yellow so I could be like, and fucking he's there?

00:56:19.000 I don't think it's fair.

00:56:20.000 I'll tell you what's fair or what's not.

00:56:25.000 Alex Jones is perfect.

00:56:26.000 I know I should have been fucking D-Day.

00:56:29.000 Alex Jones could have been Flounder or someone.

00:56:36.000 There's a toad behind you.

00:56:40.000 President, do we have to listen to any more of this?

00:56:43.000 Point of parliamentary procedure.

00:56:45.000 You can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you, bad-mouth United States of America.

00:56:54.000 Gentlemen!

00:56:56.000 Oh, they cut out the whole speech.

00:56:58.000 Huh.

00:57:00.000 Carpe dunked him as Stork.

00:57:02.000 Stork wrote animal.

00:57:07.000 More Delta.

00:57:09.000 Ooh, that reminds me.

00:57:12.000 You see Niger Farage at the Brexit thing?

00:57:15.000 No.

00:57:16.000 What?

00:57:17.000 No, I heard about it, but I didn't click on it.

00:57:20.000 Well.

00:57:21.000 That was really good.

00:57:22.000 You didn't say anything about Brexit because we had the show before that happened.

00:57:25.000 Any thoughts?

00:57:26.000 On Brexit?

00:57:27.000 It's fucking awesome.

00:57:28.000 We've been toting Brexit forever.

00:57:30.000 And breakfast.

00:57:31.000 And breakfast.

00:57:32.000 I don't know which one I like more.

00:57:34.000 I like Brexit much more than breakfast, actually.

00:57:37.000 The county lady, excuse my language, at the EU thing, if you will, apparently you're not supposed to have your nation's flag.

00:57:48.000 And they're like, well, fuck you.

00:57:50.000 And then they pull that as flag.

00:57:51.000 The end of the world now across the West, in Europe, America, and elsewhere.

00:57:56.000 It is globalism against populism.

00:58:01.000 And you may loathe populism, but I tell you a funny thing, it's becoming very popular.

00:58:08.000 And it has great benefits.

00:58:10.000 No more financial contributions.

00:58:13.000 No more European Court of Justice.

00:58:15.000 No more common fisheries policy.

00:58:17.000 No more being talked down to.

00:58:19.000 No more being bullied.

00:58:21.000 No more gee Verhofstadt.

00:58:25.000 I mean, what's not to like?

00:58:27.000 I know you're going to miss us.

00:58:29.000 I know You want to ban our national flags, but we're going to wave you goodbye and we'll look forward in the future to working with you as sovereign if you disobey the rules.

00:58:43.000 Go back.

00:58:44.000 Did you just stop?

00:58:45.000 Did you just miss a major part?

00:58:48.000 There's no recording of that, or no, no, no, dude.

00:58:50.000 My thing here just covered up that one lady not waving a flag.

00:58:54.000 Oh, no, she got up and did it.

00:58:56.000 She was late to the party.

00:58:59.000 Woman in the workforce.

00:59:00.000 No more gee Verhofstadt.

00:59:03.000 I'm in.

00:59:03.000 No, you went back too far.

00:59:04.000 ...our national flags, but we're going to wave you goodbye, and we'll look forward in the future to working with you as sovereign...

00:59:13.000 What?

00:59:14.000 Here we go.

00:59:14.000 No, her.

00:59:15.000 Oh, who would that be?

00:59:16.000 God, Detective Shitty strikes again.

00:59:19.000 Oh.

00:59:21.000 If you disobey the rules, you get cut off.

00:59:24.000 Could we please remove the flags?

00:59:30.000 That's a good 4D chest thing too, because you make her say, remove that flag.

00:59:34.000 Flags, please.

00:59:36.000 That's it.

00:59:36.000 It's all over.

00:59:37.000 Finished.

00:59:38.000 We've gone.

00:59:40.000 Thank you, thank you.

00:59:42.000 Could I please ask for quiet?

01:00:05.000 Goodbye.

01:00:06.000 So it all seems so juvenile, doesn't it?

01:00:09.000 If I may, say, Justin, a slight reference.

01:00:11.000 No, I like the Brexit cheering, but the EU cheering that they're leaving.

01:00:18.000 You know that Sam Hyde thing reminds me of Hassan Piker.

01:00:22.000 He's a young Turks chief, Muslim.

01:00:25.000 He's Turkish.

01:00:27.000 And I don't know if he's Muslim, but that's his background.

01:00:30.000 And he did a commercial.

01:00:32.000 No, it's in the fucking notes, cocksucker.

01:00:35.000 Okay, what number is it?

01:00:36.000 21.

01:00:37.000 This follows the Sam Hyde.

01:00:44.000 Yeah, this is a clothing ad, I think.

01:00:47.000 He's very pro-Islam liberal.

01:00:51.000 One of the greatest people are facing.

01:00:54.000 The biggest scourge that affects our society against all of the cultural and social progress we've seen is the battle against intellectual thought.

01:01:04.000 Are you guys comfortable with that?

01:01:05.000 This is a war against critical thinking.

01:01:09.000 The war against critical thinking.

01:01:10.000 You mean you people calling everyone a Nazi and trying to have them shut down?

01:01:18.000 You mean the war on free speech?

01:01:20.000 You fucking tard?

01:01:22.000 Intellectualism is a war, war, war against rational behavior.

01:01:27.000 And we're not even aware of it.

01:01:29.000 He's dead serious?

01:01:30.000 Yeah.

01:01:30.000 This isn't a joke.

01:01:32.000 And that's terrifying.

01:01:34.000 What kind of an example are we setting?

01:01:36.000 The problem with America is that because of...

01:01:41.000 Let me guess.

01:01:41.000 We're all human beings and love is love?

01:01:44.000 Literally teaching the rest of the world how to think.

01:01:47.000 What to wear.

01:01:47.000 This is mixed very poorly.

01:01:49.000 We're teaching the rest of the world how to think and what to wear.

01:01:51.000 You mean like teachers teaching our children that America was built on slavery and our land was stolen from the Indians?

01:01:57.000 You mean that kind of brainwashing?

01:02:00.000 The Kardashians are lying to you.

01:02:02.000 Culture used to be the backbone of the resistance.

01:02:04.000 All it seeks to do is...

01:02:10.000 Culture used to be the backbone of the resistance.

01:02:12.000 That's not even close to true.

01:02:14.000 Do you mean like Berkeley when they were for free speech and stuff?

01:02:18.000 So, I mean, this sounds like he's criticizing liberals.

01:02:21.000 Is he talking about the hippies?

01:02:23.000 When was culture the backbone of resistance?

01:02:25.000 I think that's what he means, yeah.

01:02:28.000 Sedate the masses.

01:02:29.000 Culture now seeks to appeal to our primal urges, our base needs.

01:02:33.000 We're now in the age of mediocracy.

01:02:35.000 You can bring about the positive change.

01:02:37.000 I'm in the middle of a mediocre video.

01:02:40.000 What I see in this world because the revolution will not be televised.

01:02:44.000 Revolution will not be televised.

01:02:46.000 Only you can bring about the revolution by taking it to the street.

01:02:49.000 Keep resisting.

01:02:50.000 This guy's still.

01:02:50.000 This girl's going to be upset if we don't talk about fashion.

01:02:53.000 You know what I mean?

01:02:55.000 His unpurpose.

01:02:57.000 What a fucking rebel.

01:02:59.000 Yeah, I'll do a clothing ad.

01:03:01.000 I'll do it to start a revolution.

01:03:03.000 The girl's going to be really pissed that we didn't add this here.

01:03:07.000 Bedroomize on purpose.

01:03:09.000 What a dude.

01:03:10.000 Whoops.

01:03:11.000 Too bad.

01:03:11.000 I did this back when Trump was running.

01:03:14.000 Remember, it's 22.

01:03:16.000 Okay.

01:03:20.000 You suck today, Ryan.

01:03:23.000 I don't know what you were saying.

01:03:24.000 22 means I'm going to get on it.

01:03:28.000 Anything from that point on?

01:03:30.000 I'm going in the order of the notes.

01:03:34.000 You see why you suck?

01:03:35.000 That's a mistake.

01:03:37.000 They happen.

01:03:39.000 They're happening a lot.

01:03:40.000 wasa wasa wasa millennials what up what up me me me me me me me me me me I guess this is kind of different.

01:03:54.000 I'm here to tell you one simple fact.

01:03:56.000 Donald Trump's not getting in.

01:03:58.000 Don't vote for Trump.

01:03:59.000 Woo!

01:04:01.000 Now, now, now, now.

01:04:03.000 He is the worst.

01:04:05.000 He's literally Hitler.

01:04:07.000 Like, literally Hitler.

01:04:11.000 All right, that's enough.

01:04:12.000 We don't want Trump.

01:04:13.000 Can you hear me?

01:04:14.000 I hope so.

01:04:15.000 Finally, in the news, before we get to the mailbag, what the fuck is going on with Michael Malis?

01:04:22.000 I love him.

01:04:23.000 I consider him a good friend.

01:04:25.000 I have a lot of respect for him.

01:04:28.000 I have accused him to his face of being gay.

01:04:30.000 I don't see that as an insult.

01:04:32.000 I think it's strange that he would hold that from us.

01:04:35.000 He says, no, you're wrong, Gavin.

01:04:36.000 That's not a good theory.

01:04:39.000 I don't know why he has washboard abs.

01:04:42.000 That seems very strange to me for a straight man to have.

01:04:45.000 And then he appears on Dave Rubin dressed as Grace Jones.

01:04:52.000 They used the wrong photo for him.

01:04:54.000 He tweeted out that every other campaign gets to have people who represent them.

01:04:59.000 What Is happening here?

01:05:04.000 He's a troll.

01:05:06.000 It's like fucking Ross Perot and Tulsi Gabbard had a baby.

01:05:11.000 What is going on with this little blonde thing?

01:05:13.000 That's like a pickup artist thing.

01:05:15.000 They say to nerds, like, get contacts and have a flash of blonde in your hair.

01:05:19.000 Yeah.

01:05:20.000 What is he thinking?

01:05:22.000 He's gone goddamn.

01:05:22.000 I've never seen a male that I know wear a blazer with no shirt on.

01:05:29.000 Not even Milo would do that.

01:05:31.000 With a shaved chest.

01:05:33.000 Yeah.

01:05:34.000 Go.

01:05:36.000 Shows.

01:05:36.000 But with him, it has to be him personally.

01:05:39.000 So when people on the left are starting to realize, oh, this isn't about Republican versus Democrat.

01:05:46.000 This is about us versus them.

01:05:48.000 And you could just as easily be a Democrat and be a them, eyes are opening, and that is a very, very healthy phenomenon.

01:05:55.000 I always say that the corporate press is the enemy of the people, and I think that's the moderate position.

01:06:00.000 See, everything he's saying is very intelligent.

01:06:03.000 Is there a wide?

01:06:04.000 This is the Rubin report, and according to a Russian bot farm.

01:06:08.000 See, Rubin report.

01:06:10.000 There we go.

01:06:11.000 There we go.

01:06:11.000 Okay, get me out of here.

01:06:13.000 What the fuck is going on there?

01:06:15.000 Just socks on, but just socks?

01:06:17.000 Yes.

01:06:18.000 What?

01:06:19.000 Yeah.

01:06:21.000 Are those definitely socks?

01:06:22.000 Those are socks.

01:06:24.000 And then his pants are kind of bell-bottom-y, and they look very thin.

01:06:28.000 It looks like I can almost see through the fabric.

01:06:31.000 So I'm not sure they came with the blazer.

01:06:35.000 What the Sam hell was he thinking?

01:06:37.000 Maybe somebody came on the blazer.

01:06:42.000 Dude, but he's been known to purpose eat gross shit like bubblegum flavored ice cream.

01:06:49.000 Doesn't that make you angry just hearing about?

01:06:52.000 So bubblegum-flavored ice cream, he likes to say it's a cute.

01:06:55.000 Bubblegum-flavored ice cream is delicious.

01:06:57.000 What are you talking about?

01:06:58.000 Ew.

01:06:58.000 No, it's not.

01:06:59.000 Gross ice cream is like spiders and salt and stuff.

01:07:02.000 Spiders?

01:07:04.000 Bubblegum is a totally common flavor at an ice cream store.

01:07:07.000 It's a different between bad and hell.

01:07:08.000 Have you been to an ice cream store?

01:07:10.000 You've heard of them.

01:07:11.000 You just haven't gone.

01:07:12.000 I've been.

01:07:14.000 That one I have been to.

01:07:16.000 But he trolls all the time.

01:07:17.000 He spells things the wrong way and loves it.

01:07:19.000 Try to correct me.

01:07:20.000 I dare you.

01:07:21.000 Because technically I'm right.

01:07:22.000 You know, because that's supposed to be your welcome.

01:07:24.000 Yeah, that's mine.

01:07:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:26.000 The cover on my book says you're stupid.

01:07:28.000 Why are you?

01:07:28.000 Yes.

01:07:30.000 He stole that from me.

01:07:32.000 I think.

01:07:32.000 Because I know he was a fan of my book.

01:07:34.000 Right.

01:07:35.000 Fucker.

01:07:36.000 But he's always trolling and making mistakes so that way people say something.

01:07:41.000 And I think it's because it's a way to put him above criticism because he's like, I did that on purpose.

01:07:46.000 Yeah.

01:07:46.000 Well, when you're dressed as Grace Jones, you're taking the troll a little too far.

01:07:50.000 Yeah.

01:07:52.000 Okay, here's one thing I want to get to before the letters.

01:07:55.000 This idiotic trans discussion.

01:07:58.000 I mean, remember that Bernie Sanders woman at the beginning of the show who says we're all human beings and love is love and we weren't around when the Bible was written and blah, blah, blah?

01:08:07.000 Trans are just as bad at this.

01:08:10.000 This is, sorry, 45A and B. It's this discussion where they're talking about pronouns and it's all these like lesbians on testosterone and gays on estrogen just being a human mess.

01:08:23.000 And I don't know what it's about.

01:08:24.000 What is it called?

01:08:27.000 Head over heels.

01:08:28.000 So I guess there's a trans musical on Broadway called Head Over Heels.

01:08:32.000 So that's a chick in the vest and that's a chick in the white short-sleeved shirt.

01:08:39.000 I love when these lesbians get mustaches and think they look like a dude.

01:08:44.000 Then there's Lizzo.

01:08:45.000 Then Lizzo, and I think that's a dude on the far end.

01:08:49.000 Like the Indian guy.

01:08:51.000 We'll see.

01:08:53.000 Peppermint, Gino Raquero, Rain Dove, Chase Strangio, Ponty Milligan, and Taylor Imam Jones.

01:09:03.000 Chase Strangio looks like you caught Strangio.

01:09:05.000 Why are there seven names and four people?

01:09:11.000 Which ones?

01:09:12.000 Where's Peppermint at?

01:09:13.000 In Lizzo's stomach, maybe?

01:09:16.000 That was mean and I'm sorry.

01:09:18.000 Why do you have closed caption on?

01:09:22.000 Is that mistake number 389?

01:09:24.000 Yeah.

01:09:24.000 All right.

01:09:36.000 I don't want to watch any of that.

01:09:37.000 Go forward, isn't there...

01:09:50.000 So much has happened, right?

01:09:52.000 So it's important to understand the context in which we're at right now.

01:09:57.000 Have you noticed they always say things are important to understand while they speak gobbledygook?

01:10:02.000 It's like a Japanese noise terror band playing music and talking about how important it is to decipher the notes.

01:10:09.000 I can't hear anything.

01:10:11.000 I haven't heard a coherent sentence.

01:10:14.000 There's so much more that needs to be done, but it's important to understand that there's so many people, especially the pioneers, who suffered basically for paving the way for so many people.

01:10:26.000 I want to talk about coming out, and your TED Talk, Junior, I think, is really beautiful.

01:10:30.000 Everyone should go watch it.

01:10:31.000 It was titled Why I Must Come Out.

01:10:34.000 And something about that word must.

01:10:37.000 He's hiding his wooden spoon in a peculiar area for the word must.

01:10:43.000 Why I must come out.

01:10:45.000 And something about that word must just sort of struck me.

01:10:50.000 I didn't title that top, by the way.

01:10:51.000 So it's important to even have that, you know.

01:10:54.000 But certainly, you know, I...

01:10:59.000 You look like that dude from fucking Harry Potter.

01:11:02.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:03.000 For me, growing up in the middle of the day.

01:11:05.000 Sergeant Potter's Lonely Hearts Club meant Leo Days.

01:11:09.000 Telling my mom, mom, this is my hair.

01:11:11.000 This is me coming out at 5.

01:11:14.000 Wait, I want to hear someone else's story.

01:11:17.000 See that guy in the vest with the bottle.

01:11:20.000 She's mansplaining.

01:11:22.000 Yeah, the man is dominating the whole thing.

01:11:25.000 There we go.

01:11:26.000 There we go.

01:11:26.000 He's good.

01:11:27.000 Frustration, our marginalization, and the feel-good Cinderella story that someone finally sees us to sell us something that is a beauty product that has ugly practices.

01:11:37.000 And I really do want to encourage you all: like, if you take something away from this, it's to just continue to educate yourself and really do the work.

01:11:43.000 There are some birth rate activities.

01:11:45.000 It's important to understand that can scan the barcode or even like the UPC code on all products.

01:11:51.000 So if you have a favorite product.

01:11:52.000 Oh, so now we're hearing about it's important to buy beauty products that are ethically tested.

01:11:57.000 A lot of homework.

01:11:58.000 While we discuss head over heels on Broadway, go back to the beginning of that thing.

01:12:08.000 I thought I timestamped that.

01:12:09.000 Our talent.

01:12:10.000 It's important to understand that.

01:12:12.000 I'd like to build on that a little bit, if I might.

01:12:14.000 Is that a thing?

01:12:14.000 Yes, you should build on it.

01:12:16.000 We just want to open it up to questions.

01:12:18.000 So if you have questions from the audience, please line up at one of the mics on either side.

01:12:23.000 Sorry to interrupt.

01:12:24.000 No, of course.

01:12:25.000 Yeah, so I mean, first of all, I was like, am I supposed to be here?

01:12:28.000 Because I don't identify as trans.

01:12:29.000 However, a lot of times people who fall within like the non-binary spectrum are seen as people within the trans community.

01:12:37.000 But I do experience a lot of transphobia.

01:12:39.000 And it was a really important thing, I think, that you did.

01:12:43.000 It was really important.

01:12:43.000 Imagine that thing naked.

01:12:45.000 Just this tall, lanky dude with weird tits and a penis and a vagina.

01:12:52.000 I just want to build on the idea of people behind the camera.

01:12:55.000 Right now, I just want to put a big warning out to everyone.

01:12:59.000 There are a lot of advertisements.

01:13:01.000 It is popular to have diversity in your ads right now.

01:13:03.000 But just because you see diversity in the ads doesn't mean anything.

01:13:08.000 You really have to research.

01:13:09.000 The talk I had where the part I remembered from that video was they asked her what her pronouns are.

01:13:15.000 And she says that she doesn't have pronouns.

01:13:17.000 Maybe it's on the same video.

01:13:19.000 705.

01:13:20.000 I mean, uh.

01:13:22.000 And she says that words are really powerful.

01:13:24.000 No, no, no.

01:13:26.000 Anyway, I don't think those timestamps are going to be.

01:13:28.000 Go to 45B.

01:13:29.000 That's the next link.

01:13:30.000 45B.

01:13:31.000 And I think you see them singing a song from the musical, which we should probably go check out.

01:13:37.000 So, I mean, first of all, I was like, am I supposed to see your time?

01:13:40.000 That's not a different timestamp?

01:13:42.000 Oh.

01:13:43.000 Oh, shit.

01:13:44.000 It's the same one, isn't it?

01:13:45.000 Yeah.

01:13:46.000 What about these?

01:13:48.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:13:52.000 Is that a guy?

01:13:53.000 I don't know.

01:13:53.000 With huge tips.

01:13:54.000 Yeah.

01:13:54.000 Wait, it does look like a guy.

01:13:56.000 Facially.

01:13:57.000 Thank you all again.

01:13:58.000 We are going to welcome back Bonnie Milligan and Taylor for a final performance.

01:14:06.000 Thank you.

01:14:06.000 Taylor Iman Jones.

01:14:09.000 Just pause.

01:14:09.000 You see the little woman in the mustache?

01:14:11.000 Like, look at her mannerisms.

01:14:14.000 It's funny because the trannies that become women, they're always like, you fucking say that again, I'll fucking knock you out.

01:14:20.000 Like Caitlin, what was it, Zoe Tour telling Ben Shapiro, you're going to go home in an ambulance, which is a dude thing to say when you're pissed off.

01:14:29.000 And then when they're boys with their little mustache, they still have these sort of female gestures.

01:14:36.000 They're scared of confrontation.

01:14:37.000 And, oh, sorry, let me just sashay out of here.

01:14:40.000 I'm updud.

01:14:45.000 So that's a guy?

01:14:51.000 You walk into the room and the temperature falls.

01:14:56.000 Cold disappears, chased away by the gathering storm.

01:15:04.000 I look up at the painted sky full of memories.

01:15:12.000 And this house has no roof to shelter me.

01:15:20.000 Is that your friend Dave from the radio?

01:15:22.000 No roof.

01:15:23.000 Dave Hell?

01:15:24.000 Shelter me.

01:15:25.000 Dave Hell stabbed me in the back.

01:15:27.000 That's why he's playing guitar?

01:15:28.000 That wasn't as funny as I hoped.

01:15:30.000 This show's kind of falling down the drain.

01:15:34.000 Let's go to the mailbag.

01:15:36.000 I think Carnie...

01:15:38.000 Let me touch it.

01:15:50.000 This one's from Jace.

01:15:53.000 Advice on how to deal with a bum.

01:15:56.000 I would imagine you wipe it as clean as you can.

01:16:00.000 Try to keep it moist.

01:16:02.000 Not moist, but when you're wiping, don't wipe too much with dry tissue.

01:16:06.000 I use a Biffy from biffy.com.

01:16:10.000 But I work out at a CrossFit type gym next to a shady motel.

01:16:13.000 Often I'm with just women.

01:16:15.000 And one time, a super cracked out bum from next door was standing in the window with his shirt off staring in.

01:16:20.000 One of the girls asked me to go out and say something.

01:16:22.000 Oh, they don't like...

01:16:30.000 If he was small or looked somewhat sane, I would have no problem.

01:16:33.000 However, he's a fairly big guy who looked crazy, had tats on his neck, and was definitely on something.

01:16:38.000 Yeah, that's pretty much the most dangerous human being there is.

01:16:42.000 Like, we have women working in homeless shelters in New York.

01:16:46.000 I think women would be much safer at a prison.

01:16:51.000 Luckily, after a few minutes, he walked away.

01:16:53.000 I did feel like a pussy for not doing anything, but I remember what you said about not engaging bums on the street.

01:16:58.000 No, I meant for your social life, dude.

01:17:00.000 How would you handle this situation so I could be better prepared if it happens again?

01:17:04.000 Thanks.

01:17:04.000 I want to fuck you with my heels on.

01:17:06.000 Jay.

01:17:09.000 Well, it's not like it's a full-out, all-out brawl or nothing.

01:17:16.000 I think you pussied out, my friend.

01:17:21.000 You could have opened the door and said, buddy, let's go.

01:17:24.000 Let's go.

01:17:24.000 Come on.

01:17:25.000 I'm going to call the cops or something like that.

01:17:27.000 Be lying, but some sort of move along type thing.

01:17:30.000 And then if he goes, maybe go back in and lock the door.

01:17:35.000 But you don't have to go out there and knock him out.

01:17:38.000 You could even just say, hey, man, the cops are coming.

01:17:41.000 Just get him to move along.

01:17:45.000 Move along.

01:17:46.000 Heidi, Clown World.

01:17:49.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, I came across this Instagram account and had to send it your way.

01:17:52.000 Take a look and watch the videos on the page for a good laugh.

01:17:56.000 This appears to be a gay.

01:17:59.000 I don't know why we Assume such.

01:18:02.000 I don't laugh at gays.

01:18:03.000 I don't.

01:18:04.000 That would imply I cared about them.

01:18:06.000 That was a tease.

01:18:09.000 Psoriasis.zad.

01:18:12.000 Psoriasis.

01:18:15.000 Let's see some of the pictures.

01:18:16.000 You better be funny, lady.

01:18:18.000 Why are you showing me the videos?

01:18:20.000 He wanted, she said the video.

01:18:22.000 It looks very dark.

01:18:23.000 Yeah.

01:18:24.000 Why is that screen gray?

01:18:25.000 That's kind of his style.

01:18:26.000 No, no, stop.

01:18:26.000 The background is gray, Ryan.

01:18:28.000 You're fucking up again.

01:18:29.000 Oh, the background is gray because we're looking at the picture in the foreground.

01:18:32.000 This is what you want to see?

01:18:34.000 Sure.

01:18:34.000 Yeah.

01:18:35.000 All right, that's boring and a waste of time, Heidi.

01:18:36.000 Thanks a lot.

01:18:38.000 This one from Mark.

01:18:42.000 Hey, guys, I'm in a liberal lion den.

01:18:46.000 I would like to tell you a bit about a new job I have started.

01:18:48.000 I'm a lead generator for an Uberly Liberal solar power service provider.

01:18:52.000 I qualify homeowners for a federally funded program administered by the state of Illinois that allows homeowners to get solar panels on the roof of their home for no cost.

01:19:02.000 The most clown world thing about it is that only about 25% of homes in Illinois even qualify.

01:19:08.000 It is because of a combination of factors like house orientation, space, ownership status, a whole list of variables.

01:19:16.000 Leave it up to the state of Illinois to take federal monies to go about a program that realistic helps much less than 25% of people in the state.

01:19:23.000 It is also a problem when it comes to home reselling, which complements nicely with Illinois multiple-year streak of negative population growth.

01:19:31.000 As for the buffoons who I work with, they are all green little shits that bitch and moan about the racism of global warming.

01:19:39.000 What is that one again?

01:19:40.000 I guess it's because countries close to the equator will suffer more and they tend to be black and brown.

01:19:46.000 Their logic is so weird.

01:19:48.000 I remember when seeing, being in punk days, the bassist from the group CRASS, Pete Best or something, said that our anti-nuclear war stance is actually kind of racist.

01:20:01.000 What?

01:20:02.000 Why?

01:20:02.000 Well, if there is a global nuclear war, it's the lower countries that will be affected more than the mostly white countries.

01:20:10.000 So if you're...

01:20:15.000 Yeah, the white countries will be hurt more than the brown countries.

01:20:18.000 So nuclear war would actually be good for the world.

01:20:22.000 Okay.

01:20:22.000 Wow.

01:20:26.000 We were in a conference in which climate change was being pushed on us and it's total propaganda.

01:20:30.000 Afterwards, my boss, who was the single creepiest human being I've ever met, asked me privately about what I thought on climate change.

01:20:37.000 He obviously could tell I did not digest the medicine being administered by the company.

01:20:42.000 I told him it's a hoax pushed by China and big business to stifle the fire of American manufacturing.

01:20:47.000 Sure, that's a valid hypothesis.

01:20:50.000 He was appalled and shocked on my inability to accept something that, quote unquote, 98% of all scientists agree on.

01:20:56.000 To that, I responded with, didn't 98% of scientists think the sun revolved around the earth at one point?

01:21:02.000 He did not know what to say, but left angry, and I feel like I'm about to get fired.

01:21:10.000 And this is by Mike Nopst.

01:21:19.000 Yeah, that 98% was some academic who sent out a survey, and then she got that sample with those questions, and then she re-sent the new global warming questionnaire to that select focus group that had already answered favorably to the first round of questions.

01:21:36.000 So 98% of a very select group agree that we're dealing with a global crisis.

01:21:42.000 That's what you should have said, not some fucking shit from 700 years ago.

01:21:49.000 But yeah, so you think about that guy, and I say get fired, right?

01:21:52.000 So that guy gets fired.

01:21:53.000 Yeah.

01:21:55.000 If you don't agree with solar panels, don't sell them for a living.

01:21:59.000 Sorry, because you'll look back over your career.

01:22:02.000 I understand if it's just a band-aid to get you from A to B, but if it's your entire career and it's something that was bullshit, you won't feel good about yourself.

01:22:10.000 That's not a good legacy.

01:22:12.000 You were just a fucking con man your whole life.

01:22:15.000 So I'm not saying he should quit, but he should, I don't know, be so honest he gets fired.

01:22:23.000 Karen, come on, Gavin.

01:22:25.000 Copper Cab, 12 Minutes of My Life.

01:22:27.000 I won't get back.

01:22:28.000 Why, why, why would you give that over-the-top douche donkey his own show?

01:22:28.000 Come on, Gavin.

01:22:32.000 My husband and I are huge fans of GOML, although I do think it constantly sounds like Ryan needs to blow his nose.

01:22:40.000 But that is one contributor we'll be skipping.

01:22:42.000 His voice is comparable to Dumb and Dumber's most annoying sound in the world, and now it's stuck in my head as I'm about to walk into a meeting.

01:22:50.000 Thanks for that.

01:22:51.000 Anyway, turn up the good, turn down the suck.

01:22:54.000 Karen.

01:22:56.000 I disagree.

01:22:58.000 I know Copper Cab's not a huge fan of me or Censored.tv, but it may become our flagship show.

01:23:04.000 I think it's fucking amazing.

01:23:06.000 That's true.

01:23:09.000 This is from Kyle.

01:23:10.000 Copper Cab was terrible.

01:23:11.000 I don't know how much you're paying Copper Cab for his new show, but whatever it is, it is too much.

01:23:14.000 You should pay me for having endured that awful garbage.

01:23:17.000 I watched for five minutes and I had to turn it off.

01:23:20.000 Yeah, you got to give something more than five minutes.

01:23:24.000 Maybe quit shitting on Ryan so much.

01:23:26.000 Any tips on how to deal with being married to a liberal?

01:23:28.000 I married when I can't seem to figure it out.

01:23:30.000 Every time I think I got her red-pilled, every time I think I got her red-pilled, what?

01:23:39.000 She starts spewing leftism.

01:23:41.000 The more radical the left becomes, the more I see her starting to turn to the right, but she still won't commit.

01:23:46.000 She sometimes goes off about how racism is a crisis and that there are Nazis everywhere.

01:23:50.000 Then I'll show an article about some leftist politician shitting on the police and she starts to come back around.

01:23:55.000 He's a cop.

01:23:56.000 Do you and your wife just not talk politics?

01:23:59.000 We tried doing that, but everything has become so politicized it's hard to ignore.

01:24:03.000 This is my advice.

01:24:05.000 I find you can only tell her so much.

01:24:08.000 Like I'll say something like, can you believe fucking Alfred E. Newman thinks he won the Iowa caucus?

01:24:12.000 And she'll go, what?

01:24:13.000 Oh, man.

01:24:14.000 Now maybe one more.

01:24:17.000 And then you kind of have to drop it after that.

01:24:19.000 That's the end of that.

01:24:20.000 Because when you really bombard her with politics, it tends to be negative in this day and age, if you're, you know, a normal person.

01:24:28.000 Actually, it's probably negative for the left, too, right?

01:24:30.000 Because they lose their impeachment and all that shit.

01:24:32.000 You just become the negative guy.

01:24:34.000 You know, you're always courting your wife.

01:24:37.000 You guys are always dating.

01:24:39.000 You can never fart in front of her and just give up and just be a dick for three days and talk about how much the world sucks.

01:24:45.000 You always got to think: all right, have I been too negative today?

01:24:48.000 Yeah, I have.

01:24:48.000 I'm going to have, I'm either going to shut my mouth, get out of her way, or maybe have some upbeat stories.

01:24:54.000 All right.

01:24:55.000 Wait, I got a good, there's a good update from yesterday.

01:24:57.000 Sean King was lying on that white pillowcase to throw off the white balance in the video to make him look darker, Justin says.

01:25:04.000 Oh, I'm glad you interrupted the show for that.

01:25:06.000 That's his theory.

01:25:06.000 What do you think?

01:25:08.000 I think that's stupid.

01:25:10.000 Write in the comments below.

01:25:15.000 Oh, here's a good video to end with.

01:25:19.000 Number 53.

01:25:21.000 Wait.

01:25:22.000 Yeah, let's do both.

01:25:23.000 53 and...

01:25:26.000 This is Howard Stern mocking a deaf woman.

01:25:30.000 I kind of look at this and I go, this isn't funny.

01:25:33.000 It's fucking stupid.

01:25:34.000 And if she was my sister, I'd want to kill him.

01:25:36.000 But it kind of reminds me of a time where you could just do stupid jokes.

01:25:39.000 You could make a mistake.

01:25:41.000 I'm talking about her.

01:25:42.000 May I tell you you have a beautiful body?

01:25:45.000 Thank you.

01:25:45.000 You don't have to talk to me like that.

01:25:47.000 That's how I talk to girls.

01:25:48.000 God dang.

01:25:50.000 Are you a dancer?

01:25:52.000 Am I a dancer?

01:25:53.000 Nah.

01:25:53.000 How did your body get so beautiful?

01:25:55.000 You must do a tremendous amount of acting time.

01:25:58.000 Do you?

01:25:59.000 I eat a lot.

01:26:00.000 You don't?

01:26:00.000 I woke up.

01:26:01.000 Where do you want gun?

01:26:02.000 In the gym?

01:26:04.000 Women have a fountain time.

01:26:06.000 Excuse me, what?

01:26:08.000 I am talking here, please.

01:26:09.000 I am trying to pick up somebody.

01:26:11.000 I'm very attracted to this young lady.

01:26:14.000 That is real sick.

01:26:15.000 I don't know if you heard.

01:26:16.000 Doesn't that make you feel bad inside?

01:26:18.000 You know what I like about Anthony as opposed to he's got subtlety.

01:26:22.000 You know, Howard is just kind of like goof.

01:26:28.000 So I just think Anthony would do something like that, but just sneak it in.

01:26:32.000 Like there was this guy with this lisp that kept going, oh, I'm frozen.

01:26:37.000 And he just introduced a little lispy thing in there.

01:26:42.000 But the guy didn't know.

01:26:43.000 Oh, so Anthony's done that before and added a tiny lisp to a guy he's talking to?

01:26:47.000 Yeah, but it didn't make it obvious and didn't make the guy feel like shit.

01:26:50.000 It was just for everybody else to be like.

01:26:57.000 I'll have a slight Chinese accent.

01:26:59.000 Yes.

01:26:59.000 But I've never been caught.

01:27:01.000 Dude, that one time of the Uber was the most uncomfortable.

01:27:04.000 It was very uncomfortable.

01:27:05.000 Because he was like, oh, so I see a guy last night, very drunk.

01:27:09.000 Oh, it's a nice guy, though.

01:27:10.000 Nice.

01:27:11.000 Yeah, I talked exactly like him and he didn't notice.

01:27:14.000 Plus, being Chinese is not a handicap.

01:27:17.000 It's funny to mock someone's accent, but when someone can't speak because they're deaf.

01:27:22.000 Yeah.

01:27:23.000 Anyway, let's end on a much more obvious note.

01:27:28.000 I don't know what the fuck this video is.

01:27:30.000 Maybe I should do a green screen of it, but check this out.

01:27:34.000 Don't worry.

01:27:36.000 Never treat someone with disabilities as less than human.

01:27:39.000 Okay, thanks for the tip.

01:27:42.000 I really hope so.

01:27:44.000 It is.

01:27:45.000 Great acting so far.

01:27:47.000 Apologies for being late.

01:27:49.000 All right, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:27:51.000 This does have to be a green screen.

01:27:52.000 Okay.

01:27:53.000 So how are we going to cut that?

01:27:54.000 We can just, you know what?

01:27:56.000 Why don't this let this be a tease for tomorrow?

01:27:59.000 Okay, that's a tease for tomorrow.

01:28:02.000 What a cobbled together show.

01:28:04.000 I liked it a lot, actually.

01:28:06.000 Really?

01:28:06.000 Yeah, because it took me all over the world.

01:28:08.000 It seemed like it was a jalapi.

01:28:10.000 Exactly.

01:28:10.000 But it was pot-parried, if you will.

01:28:14.000 What other details did I skip over from the inmate episode?

01:28:17.000 Jeff at Rikers, he went up to David Campbell when he arrived, the Antifa guy we saw at the beginning, and he said, hey, man, what's up?

01:28:25.000 I'm one of you guys.

01:28:26.000 Fuck, fuck Trump.

01:28:27.000 And the guy goes, oh, cool, cool.

01:28:29.000 And he goes, here's a pencil.

01:28:30.000 And he gave him a pencil, which is very rare in there.

01:28:34.000 It's a real privilege to have a pencil.

01:28:37.000 He gave him a pencil, and then they were getting along.

01:28:40.000 And then he started spilling the Antifa beans.

01:28:43.000 And he goes, yeah, it's crazy, man.

01:28:45.000 Whenever anything goes down with us, we have six free lawyers in the Bronx that just show up and start working for us.

01:28:51.000 I'd be like, let me borrow that pencil.

01:28:53.000 What are their names?

01:28:54.000 Free labor.

01:28:56.000 But we already saw that.

01:28:56.000 Remember, I did a whole thing on it on Caleb Perkins and Kai Russo and Finn Bar Sloanem, who had that same woman who worked with Chelsea Manning.

01:29:05.000 She magically appeared to get Caleb Perkins out of fucking elbowing a cop in the face.

01:29:12.000 So they get free lawyers.

01:29:14.000 We go bankrupt defending ourselves.

01:29:18.000 And can't even put up a fundraiser without getting shat on.

01:29:22.000 I wonder if that fundraiser is ready yet.

01:29:24.000 Hold on a second.

01:29:29.000 Her name.

01:29:33.000 No, not even close.

01:29:34.000 I'm looking for the lawyer's name.

01:29:37.000 Frick.

01:29:38.000 I don't care.

01:29:39.000 It's a Jewish name, if I recall.

01:29:42.000 All right, guys.

01:29:44.000 Get fired.

01:29:46.000 Get in trouble.

01:29:47.000 Be brave.

01:29:48.000 And never stop fighting.

01:29:52.000 When record shops were still on top, and vinyl was all that they stopped.

01:29:56.000 And the super info hiring was still drifting out in space.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 04, 2020

S02E120 - THE MEME PROJECT [2020-02-04 - S02E120 - THE MEME PROJECT]

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