On this episode of Get Off My Lawn: Live from New York, Gavin McInnes is joined by writer and podcaster Michael Malice ( ) to discuss the State of the Union, and much, much more!
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00:01:38.000The town of like the Loserville or something?
00:01:40.000Yeah, when I was headed there for that, that talking shit thing, I was guest hosting Penthouse, guest editing, and I did a whole thing on the Australian punk scene.
00:01:53.000Fuckwit City is the place that you want to be.
00:04:18.000My problem with State of the Unions is everything seems so scripted and predictable, and the Tuskegee men come out, and this is a handicapped boy that I taught how to fly, and this is America's great.
00:04:30.000I don't know, especially with an off-the-cuff king like Donald Trump.
00:04:35.000I kind of don't like seeing him in scripted environments.
00:05:39.000You always have to look for somebody when you have to make eye contact with somebody after you've gotten snuffed to be like, I know what happened.
00:05:48.000Well, it took me a long time to figure this out, but eventually I just started doing jokes.
00:05:53.000So I would go, and then I go, all right, not looking like it's happening here.
00:05:59.000I could wait a little longer, but that saves it.
00:06:05.000Trump always, back, I've known of him since I was a kid, and his thing has always been, someone fucks with you, you fuck them over twice as hard.
00:06:17.000When you're in junior high and you're playing Punch Buggy Red or something and someone bonks you, then you go, oh, geez, yeah, you saw how much fucking the next time it's your turn.
00:10:22.000Great-grandson of a 100-year-old retired member of the Tuskegee Airmen was lauded by President Trump as a potential recruit for the new Space Force.
00:11:23.000A military wife was reunited with her Army husband during President Trump's speech as he addressed Congress.
00:11:28.000Trump surprised Amy Williams, who was sitting next to First Lady Amelia Trump, by bringing out her husband, Sergeant First Class Townsend Williams, who had been deployed for the past seven months in Afghanistan.
00:11:40.000Let's see if we can watch that without crying.
00:11:43.000It's not a real tearful one, but it was a very nice moment.
00:11:47.000Heavy burden on our nation's extraordinary military families, especially spouses like Amy Williams from Fort Bragg, North Carolina, and her two children, six-year-old Eliana and three-year-old Rowan.
00:12:01.000Amy works full-time and volunteers countless hours, helping other military families.
00:12:07.000For the past seven months, she has done it all while her husband, Sergeant First Last Townsend Williams, is in Afghanistan on his fourth deployment in the Middle East.
00:12:17.000Amy's kids haven't seen their father's face in many months.
00:12:21.000Amy, your family's sacrifice makes it possible for all of our families to live in safety and in peace, and we want to thank you.
00:14:38.000I saw there was a lot of backlash with the left.
00:14:40.000They didn't like that he did this, that he got this, because he made fun of Michael J. Fox.
00:14:46.000Rush Limbaugh has spoken for, I'm going to say, at least a million hours.
00:14:51.000But they go through his million hours and they find he made fun of Michael J. Fox and he called a woman a slut for wanting to use birth control.
00:15:01.000Now, the Michael J. Fox thing, he was talking about Parkinson's and what it's done to him.
00:15:04.000He goes, and it's totally changed his, you know, his whole demeanor.
00:17:38.000And in one month, we'll be giving him a Lamborghini and a $25 million house in Miami that he can enjoy for the rest of his days, and then we get it back.
00:17:52.000It ends up costing like a thousand bucks.
00:19:16.000There was this other girl and her mother, and they've been on this waiting list to pick a special school to not have these terrible schools or whatever.
00:19:24.000And he's like, you won't have to wait any longer.
00:20:52.000And for all of these reasons, I say to the people of our great country and to the members of Congress, the state of our Union is stronger than ever before.
00:21:07.000Many politicians came and went pledging to change or replace NAFTA, only to do so, and then absolutely nothing happened.
00:21:17.000But unlike so many who came before me, I keep my promises.
00:22:00.000Amy works full-time and volunteers countless hours helping other military.
00:22:05.000We have a very spependized back good news is that he is the greatest fighter and winner, socialist limbo thing, legitimate ruler, a tyrant who brutalizes his people.
00:22:18.000But Maduro's grip on tyranny will be smashed and broken.
00:22:24.000Here this evening is a brave man who carries with him the hopes, dreams, and aspirations of all Venezuelans.
00:22:33.000Joining us in the gallery is the true and legitimate president of Venezuela, Juan Guaido.
00:22:40.000Mr. President, please take this message back to you.
00:23:18.000And then one of the family members of the person that was shot eight times by this five-time convicted assault and robbery illegal alien, he was released because of Sanctuary City stuff.
00:23:31.000So he was there, and then he announced that he passed a thing, or I think he's trying to pass a thing, that allows you to sue the sanctuary state or city.
00:23:38.000If your family members, the repeat offender was there?
00:26:24.000You know what was cool about the early aughts?
00:26:26.000You'd have a digital camera, because phones didn't have cameras back then.
00:26:29.000So digital camera in the right pocket, keys, I mean left pocket, keys in the right pocket, flip phone in one back pocket, wall in the other back pocket.
00:26:37.000And if your pants were rigged fairly tight, you could just, the way you check to see if you have everything is just go, just feel it.
00:30:47.000You're locked unless you delete that tweet.
00:30:51.000Now, we know what's really going on here is the big tech fat pig neckbeards who work at Twitter collecting data and running all their code.
00:35:22.000Not even the paid staff organizer in Iowa for Trump, but the janitor was saying we need to have concentration camps, the guy that sweeps the floors.
00:35:30.000This would be the front page of the New York Times every day for a month until they fired this man.
00:35:40.000And the reason they don't fire this guy, Kyle Urich, I have a theory, and I think the theory is pretty close to reality, is that they'd have to fire like 100 people.
00:35:48.000They'd have to fire like half of the Bernie bros would have to be fired.
00:35:52.000So they have this alt, they have what I thought was a very difficult dichotomy.
00:35:57.000Either, you know, fire the person or don't fire the person.
00:36:00.000If they don't fire him, they'd receive all this shame.
00:36:07.000Twitter people think that it's outrageous that a guy who's a Soviet sympathizer, praising violence, killing cops, and needing gulags, nobody cares that this man is still employed.
00:36:17.000That's why I tweeted out the FEC pay stub of this man.
00:36:56.000So on one hand, I want to be pragmatic and I want to have my Twitter account to publish more exposés.
00:37:02.000But on the other hand, I feel like I kind of need to die on this hill.
00:37:06.000So I'm going to not delete that tweet.
00:37:08.000I'm going to make a formal appeal to Twitter and I'm going to get ready for our next story launch through the Project Veritas Twitter, which still has 400,000 followers.
00:37:20.000You're going to die with your boots on.
00:37:22.000I'm going to die on this hill with my boots on.
00:50:09.000I really expect kids young like that would do something terrible like that, says Stephen Rodriguez, a neighbor who lives probably in a very nice area.
00:51:14.000My experience has been with my friends, people I know, they tend to get a black kid.
00:51:18.000Not on purpose, but I think they would probably, white couples would probably want a white kid or even someone who has similar ethnic heritage, but there's way more black kids than white kids, so they end up with a black kid.
00:51:28.000The only time I've seen white people get white kids is gays.
00:51:32.000Like Perez Hilton has all the white kids he wants, even though judging by all the reality shows, he's never home.
00:51:38.000Someone explained it to me that the mother giving it up can throw in a few, like, I wouldn't mind if it went to a gay couple.
00:51:46.000But the white people I know that have black kids don't give a shit about racism or even think about it, and they're very happy, and the kids having a great life.
00:51:54.000But I can tell you that the way it goes is you go into the agency, you fill out mountains of paperwork, they interview you, blah, blah, blah.
00:52:02.000And then you hear later about some potentials.
00:53:44.000you haven't worked out the price in advance.
00:53:46.000You just show up at an orphanage with all the money you have, which is like 1100 bucks and just hope that it's, Because if you're going to buy a puppy, then you'd go, well, we'll see how much it is when we get to the pet store.
00:54:03.000If you're going to adopt the child and you're there to take him home, well, you're going to have worked out the price.
00:54:10.000They have the exact amount in the envelope, which is.
00:55:05.000This is an orphanage where they do the deals on the dining room table as random kids walk around and get something from the shelf, make maybe chocolate milk, maybe make some toast, have a Pop-Tart.
00:56:18.000Like, he makes this insane world where you buy kids at a kitchen, and then you have the guy who runs the orphanage going, ah, he's a piece of shit gimp.
00:57:28.000If you went to get a puppy and the puppy had two crippled front legs and was just sort of pushing along on some sawdust, I could totally see the owner of the pet store go, you can have this.
00:57:40.000I can totally envision that because that's a fucking animal, not a human being who speaks perfect English and says, I'm really sorry about that.
00:57:50.000Yeah, not sorry enough, person with shitty legs.
01:00:49.000The reality is, just because someone may walk, talk, or move differently than us on the inside, they're exactly the same.
01:00:59.000By the way, deaf high schools tend to have really bad scores because deaf people tend to have other problems and learning disabilities and mental handicaps.
01:01:10.000So only a percentage of deaf people are exactly like us, but they just can't hear.
01:01:18.000The majority of deaf people have other problems, which is why deaf high schools are really bad and have terrible graduation rates, which is also why when you have a deaf kid, you should get a cochlear implant because you don't want him going to deaf schools.
01:01:59.000And in fact, the biggest disability of all is the one people have on the inside when they judge others based on what they see on the outside.
01:02:08.000As Easter Seals once said, the worst thing about a disability is that people see it before they see you.
01:02:18.000Well, that's true because I didn't realize what a fucking piece of shit, retard, you are until you opened your mouth.
01:02:28.000And now I see that you, unlike that little boy, Jaden, you're handicapped on the inside and perfectly normal on the outside.
01:02:53.000So I hope you learned something from that.
01:02:56.000When you see a handicapped person, don't see them as less than human.
01:03:01.000For example, say, don't just like throw food at them, like dog food or something.
01:03:40.000Whose work in the marijuana industry earned him the moniker Gongrepreneur has been sentenced to five years probation for pocketing city grant money meant for building improvements.
01:03:48.000That was the guy just telling you how to live.
01:03:52.000That's sort of the theme of this show, isn't it?
01:03:54.000All these people telling us how to live outside of the State of the Union, obviously, but like these socialists.
01:04:00.000Dar Minder, Dar, Mann, 29, must also repay the city of Oakland 44 grand by April 1st under the plea deal, in which he pleaded no contest to five felony counts of defrauding the city.
01:04:12.000According to the Almedia, blah, blah, blah.
01:04:14.000Mann owns a real estate company, a luxury car rental firm, and is the CEO of the hydroponics company We Grow.
01:04:22.000He was featured on the June 2011 cover of Mother Jones magazine as a gandrepreneur in the medical marijuana business.
01:04:29.000Again, that's just affirmative action too, where they see someone with a funny name who's doing something and Mother Jones has to get him on the front.
01:05:00.000I would make fun of Howard Stern and Jimmy Kimmel for talking about it all the time, but it is fucking hilarious.
01:05:05.000And the fact that 20 girls talk about getting this guy's attention like they're all on the same page, like it's good for them, is just bizarre.
01:05:16.000It really feels like you're watching Turkish television.
01:06:23.000She was posing for a Save the Marlins campaign, the fish.
01:06:28.000So apparently there's the red, no, blue marlins and white marlins are the two types that are endangered.
01:06:34.000So this group, this conservation group, who maybe doesn't have the most savvy publicist marketing team in the world, had a, yeah, that's it.
01:06:45.000So they have Blue Lives Matter, not meaning cops, but meaning Blue Marlin, and they have White Lives Matter, not meaning white people, meaning white marlin.
01:07:49.000Gary's Mailbank, where a financially troubled local, who we often see outside begging for cigarettes, is invited into the building where he then reads the mail.
01:08:03.000And he enjoys Fritos, so that gets on the mic a little bit.
01:08:06.000I help guide him, and I ask him what he thinks of the letter and stuff.
01:08:10.000And he's not the greatest reader in the world.
01:08:12.000And the pages that he reads get quite dirty as he reads them.
01:08:19.000Can you start sending in video letters?
01:08:23.000I understand if you want to hide your face or whatever, but to Gary's mailbag, because he's so bad at reading, it would be easier if it was like, hi, Gary, I wanted to know if you think that girls should wear high-heeled shoes more than like two days a week or something like that.
01:08:37.000Or he hates coffee, but he likes Diet Coke.
01:08:57.000And also, the Larry Barnes video where he went through his fight was incredibly popular.
01:09:03.000And after talking to Larry today, I said, let's just keep doing this.
01:09:06.000Like, you should hear him talk about, he has every fight memorized he's ever seen and the date and the day of the week and where it went wrong.
01:09:14.000So he can start telling us his favorite fights of all time.
01:09:17.000So we now have a sports show fighting with Larry Barnes.
01:10:51.000My whole point was it's a super slick movie.
01:10:55.000Like that shitty new Terminator movie that's a bunch of badass broads kicking ass and saving the world, including a fucking midget Mexican chick who you would tower over.
01:12:46.000But instead of drunk history, it's a movie with all people that are actually bombed, like Johnny Depp and some other guy, and they're all drunk.
01:15:27.000Chadwick's mad at me for all the talk yesterday about Max because I got it from him.
01:15:32.000Because he drove the six hours it takes to go visit Max in prison and got all that information, told me via text, and then I blurted it out.