Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 10, 2020


S02E122 - ANTIFA DEATH TOLL [2020-02-10 - S02E122 - ANTIFA DEATH TOLL]


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 14 minutes

Words per Minute

157.55858

Word Count

11,767

Sentence Count

1,261

Misogynist Sentences

70

Hate Speech Sentences

83


Summary

Gavin McInnes is back in the Big Apple with a brand new podcast, and he's here to talk about it. He's joined by a new co-host, Ryan, and they talk about a variety of topics.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:37.000 What is going on, buddies?
00:00:39.000 Kehalceley TikTok.
00:00:43.000 We got some Piati Lurkeys in the house.
00:00:46.000 Huda Hafis.
00:00:48.000 That was Bloody Wood.
00:00:52.000 They are from New Delhi.
00:00:54.000 They used to be a joke band.
00:00:57.000 They would take a song, a pop song, and they would make it into like a rock song.
00:01:04.000 But then they went, we're getting kind of good at this.
00:01:06.000 Let's make songs.
00:01:08.000 Can you turn my viewfinder towards me?
00:01:10.000 You can turn my viewfinder towards me.
00:01:25.000 I don't really mind Urdu Hindi.
00:01:29.000 Maybe because they're genetically the same as us, basically, from the Caucasus Mountains, right?
00:01:34.000 They have the same predilections when it comes to mouths.
00:01:40.000 You gotta say, though, when your culture involves bare feet, it's not a good culture.
00:01:44.000 Like those guys with the funny hats dancing around with no shoes, you're like, you don't have shoes in your shit?
00:01:49.000 You gotta include shoes in your outfit.
00:01:52.000 When you're shoeless, you're vulnerable to parasites, and they could make you stupid.
00:01:56.000 I just heard on Rogan the other day.
00:01:58.000 The reason why the South, everybody thinks that they're so dumb, new angle.
00:02:03.000 Oh, look at this.
00:02:04.000 Ryan has a new angle.
00:02:06.000 We decided that giant wide wasn't really helping.
00:02:09.000 It doesn't look very focused, dude.
00:02:13.000 You look blurry, yar.
00:02:15.000 Yar is dude in Urdu.
00:02:17.000 Yar.
00:02:19.000 Kehalcele, Yar.
00:02:20.000 K is like how.
00:02:22.000 Halcele.
00:02:24.000 How are you doing?
00:02:25.000 And then Yar, dude.
00:02:27.000 Key Halcele, Yar.
00:02:30.000 The cella is always weird.
00:02:33.000 social equipment.
00:02:34.000 They have to get like a Oh, Aaron Neville.
00:02:40.000 Aaron Neville.
00:02:40.000 You have to get Aaron Neville.
00:02:42.000 Key Halce.
00:02:43.000 You have to get Bee Gee Boys on it.
00:02:46.000 Wait, the Bee Geys.
00:02:47.000 The Bee Ge Boys.
00:02:48.000 Bee Ge Boys?
00:02:49.000 My favorite record of all time is Saturday Night Fever by the Bee Gee Boys.
00:02:55.000 They are fucking rocking, man.
00:02:57.000 Let me tell you what's Saturday Night Fever.
00:03:00.000 So anyway, I heard that a lot of barefoot southerners, they would get this hookworm and it literally makes you stupid.
00:03:08.000 Like the scientific term, stupid.
00:03:12.000 This hookworm.
00:03:13.000 From being barefoot.
00:03:13.000 Yeah.
00:03:15.000 Yeah, and so from Texas to, you know, I think like, you know, Florida, whatever, the entire South, like 50% of the population in the South, and it would make you have like a glossy gaze and not be able to think very much well like me.
00:03:31.000 I went barefoot for a while.
00:03:33.000 You've got a glossy gaze.
00:03:34.000 I do.
00:03:35.000 I've been looking up way more lime stuff and I'm scared as hell.
00:03:38.000 Well, then why don't you get your fucking second bloods?
00:03:42.000 I should get my second bloods.
00:03:43.000 I was looking in that.
00:03:44.000 It's 110 bucks.
00:03:45.000 I see you fucking walking around with a suit and a briefcase.
00:03:45.000 You're out there.
00:03:48.000 Like, hello, I'm a businessman.
00:03:51.000 I'm like, be a businessman and go take care of your shit.
00:03:54.000 That's not very businessy, B, I guess.
00:03:56.000 Even the other day, you go, I'm going to get health care.
00:03:58.000 Don't get health care.
00:03:59.000 It's a fucking boatload a month.
00:04:01.000 You're 30 years old.
00:04:03.000 You should maybe have some sort of emergency cancer care.
00:04:06.000 You're not going to get fucking cancer.
00:04:08.000 But the fact that you haven't rechecked to see if you have Lymes boggles the mind.
00:04:14.000 It's actually Lyme.
00:04:16.000 Now I'm correcting you.
00:04:17.000 You're smart.
00:04:20.000 Out for blue blood.
00:04:22.000 This is today's paper.
00:04:24.000 Would-be police assassin strikes again.
00:04:27.000 This is the media, not the New York Post, but this man is killing cops because of the bullshit narrative that cops are Nazis and they're out to hunt you and you want revenge.
00:04:37.000 Hey, guess what?
00:04:39.000 I would want revenge.
00:04:41.000 If I was told on a daily basis that mustache lives matter and the police were shooting guys with mustaches, I'd be fucking pissed off.
00:04:51.000 Especially if I was a stupid psychotic asshole.
00:04:55.000 I would go, I want to kill these fucking pigs.
00:04:58.000 Let's kill them.
00:05:02.000 So people do.
00:05:03.000 In New York City, they shot.
00:05:07.000 Remember we promised ourselves we would memorize the name of the two cops who were shot in that car?
00:05:12.000 Okay, Rafael Ramos.
00:05:14.000 Rafael Ramos, good.
00:05:16.000 Ling.
00:05:19.000 China, can you get some normal names, please?
00:05:22.000 Chao Ming Si.
00:05:24.000 Wow, Jin, Chen, Chen.
00:05:26.000 Something wrong with you.
00:05:27.000 Chen sounds right.
00:05:28.000 Yes.
00:05:29.000 He had a baby recently, even though he was killed many years ago.
00:05:34.000 They took sperm out of his bag at the corner and then put it in his wife's vagina.
00:05:41.000 Alright, I'm going to have to look it up.
00:05:43.000 I should get one.
00:05:43.000 I feel bad.
00:05:44.000 Rafael Ramos.
00:05:47.000 Win Jian Liu.
00:05:48.000 We got to write it on the...
00:05:53.000 Get up from your desk.
00:05:54.000 But we should remember it.
00:05:57.000 Well, we will if it's on the eraser board.
00:05:59.000 There's a bunch of shit on our eraser board, like 130 a-day opioids.
00:06:04.000 That's a stat I can never remember.
00:06:06.000 Wenjian Liu.
00:06:09.000 Someone just came up.
00:06:10.000 Well, a Muslim, by the way.
00:06:11.000 No one ever talks about this.
00:06:13.000 It was a fucking Muslim.
00:06:14.000 Yes, he was black.
00:06:15.000 Yes, he hated pigs.
00:06:17.000 Yes, he was Black Lives Matter.
00:06:18.000 But he was a Muslim, and he'd given himself an Islamic name.
00:06:22.000 And he went up to the car where those guys were just sitting around in a shitty neighborhood where they had been stationed to try to lower crime because old ladies were scared and girls were getting raped.
00:06:33.000 And they showed up there to try to help out.
00:06:38.000 Dead.
00:06:39.000 And what did he say before he did it?
00:06:40.000 Pigs are going to fly tonight.
00:06:43.000 Pigs flew.
00:06:44.000 Did the Shakira thing afterwards?
00:06:49.000 I've been meaning to tell you this, but I haven't seen you since Thursday.
00:06:54.000 Ryan came back to my neighborhood after the live show on Thursday.
00:06:59.000 He had something to do upstate, so he came to the burbs, and we went to a bar in my neighborhood that I usually only go to in the day.
00:07:07.000 The boys.
00:07:10.000 And there were two girls there, Alligator Arms and Beanbag.
00:07:15.000 One of them is a supermodel who's been stuffing her face so much that this is just brrr.
00:07:23.000 But this is Angelina Jolie levels.
00:07:27.000 But as soon as you get to here, there's a double chin.
00:07:30.000 She doesn't look like my 650-pound life.
00:07:32.000 She's not meant to be fat.
00:07:34.000 And then the other girl is a super hot smoke show from the Canary Islands, I believe, which is a fascinating thing to look up.
00:07:42.000 But she has little tiny, stubby little alligator arms, little T-Rex fat arms.
00:07:47.000 So I assumed I'd seen them at my local hood before, and I assumed that they were fascinated by me, which is a problem you have when you started Vice and you used to hang out with Johnny Knoxville.
00:08:00.000 You assume everyone knows that or gives a shit about that, even though it's decades and decades ago?
00:08:06.000 And so they're talking to the boring people in my neighborhood, and they go, well, they obviously want to get with a real thing.
00:08:14.000 So I should probably break the dam at some point and say, hello, here I am.
00:08:20.000 What do you want to do?
00:08:21.000 And I also thought, let's see if I have game.
00:08:24.000 I haven't talked to ladies in a, well, since I've been married 20 years ago.
00:08:29.000 Let's, uh.
00:08:33.000 Is that good or bad?
00:08:34.000 Like a badass fucking stoge in the mouth.
00:08:36.000 I love how you.
00:08:37.000 I was trying to look like a fucking insect.
00:08:40.000 And I'm like, this is good.
00:08:41.000 That guy is tough in his string vest.
00:08:44.000 Wow, yeah, that's gross.
00:08:46.000 So I thought, I'm going to try game again.
00:08:48.000 Actually, this story isn't sounding as good as it felt on the weekend.
00:08:52.000 But I came out of the bathroom.
00:08:55.000 Yes.
00:08:55.000 You were there.
00:08:56.000 And I went over and I went, hi, my name's Gavin.
00:09:00.000 Dude, my game is gone.
00:09:05.000 It's not a bicycle.
00:09:07.000 You do forget how to ride it.
00:09:11.000 Holy shit, I was in preschool.
00:09:15.000 It was so fucking bad that that happened Thursday night after we did the live show.
00:09:20.000 Friday, Saturday, Sunday till right now, I've been remembering it and going, oh, God.
00:09:25.000 When you start whistling, you're like, I get a chill.
00:09:31.000 I start humming when I douche myself out.
00:09:34.000 It's like sometimes I'll imagine the worst thing possible happening to my kids.
00:09:38.000 Like they fall between a cruise ship and the deck, and then the space closes and I can't find them.
00:09:43.000 And I'll just go, bah, bah, blah.
00:09:47.000 You have to viscerally do something.
00:09:49.000 No, I have to physically go back.
00:09:50.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:09:51.000 And my daughter's asked me, she goes, sometimes you're driving and I see you go, bah.
00:09:55.000 And I go, oh, that's me imagining you getting crushed under a steamroller.
00:09:55.000 What is that?
00:10:03.000 A curse with a vivid imagination.
00:10:05.000 I don't like it.
00:10:05.000 That's why my dad has it too.
00:10:07.000 It's why we were never allowed to discuss retards at dinner.
00:10:11.000 Enough!
00:10:12.000 I go, he has Down syndrome.
00:10:14.000 Stop it!
00:10:17.000 Eating our tiny Scottish portions where you'd finish dinner and you'd hear as your stomach was so hungry after your microwave lettuce and your piece of meat this big.
00:10:30.000 Jesus Christ.
00:10:31.000 No wonder I'm such a fucking midge.
00:10:33.000 Anyway, yeah, and then I said, so you guys are from here.
00:10:42.000 You're visiting from Spain, I understand.
00:10:44.000 I was fucking Martin Lawrence from Halfwitz.
00:10:48.000 Martin Lawrence?
00:10:50.000 No, what's his name?
00:10:51.000 Martin Schwartz character Lawrence from Halfwitz.
00:10:54.000 So you guys are, you're from the Canary Islands, I understand, and you're from Spain.
00:10:59.000 You're both visiting here as au pairs.
00:11:01.000 That must be nice.
00:11:02.000 And then I can feel myself.
00:11:04.000 Yeah, show that picture.
00:11:06.000 This is my game.
00:11:07.000 That's who I am when I talk to girls.
00:11:10.000 It was fucking horrible.
00:11:13.000 Fuck.
00:11:16.000 And then at one point, I thought, look, I'm never going to see them again.
00:11:20.000 Why don't I just walk away right now?
00:11:23.000 You know, like why do, Did you?
00:11:28.000 I just thought, why not just leave?
00:11:33.000 You know, I have a theory that might get you out of feeling like shit.
00:11:37.000 They were masturbating after I left with magic wands.
00:11:43.000 No, she did not bring out a Hatachi.
00:11:44.000 That was heaven.
00:11:47.000 She, well, her alligator arms couldn't even reach down there, I'm sure.
00:11:50.000 And she uses her feet.
00:11:52.000 It's like those people who can make, like, with no arms, who can make like a cup of coffee with their feet.
00:11:57.000 Toss salad with fucking fucking write a note.
00:12:00.000 Hey.
00:12:01.000 Miss you even more than my arms.
00:12:06.000 I think because your body doesn't actually need to get with her and oh God.
00:12:16.000 And being good at it, if you will.
00:12:18.000 That your survival instinct isn't geared up.
00:12:21.000 It's almost like when you try to fight somebody boxing, but if like somebody like punched your kid and they were like, I'm going to punch him again.
00:12:26.000 Like if you were like a billionaire and you had your own boxing gym in your house and your daddy would get you to spar with people and you'd be like, yeah, maybe.
00:12:35.000 You know?
00:12:35.000 That's a possibility.
00:12:37.000 Like you can't lift the car just for the shits and giggles, but if your kid was under the car, I'm telling you from my soul, I had zero gain.
00:12:46.000 I was basically, how near you?
00:12:51.000 I am the aunt angry.
00:12:53.000 That's who I was.
00:12:57.000 Well, I had expected a molecule of reciprocation when I entered, like, oh, so you're who we've been hearing about, or something like that.
00:13:06.000 And then when I got up there, they're both like, Yeah, what?
00:13:10.000 An ugly old turtle with AIDS is trying to hit on us.
00:13:13.000 What?
00:13:13.000 Turtles and crocodiles.
00:13:15.000 Why are you talking to us, George Burns?
00:13:17.000 What are you doing?
00:13:18.000 It's quiet.
00:13:19.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
00:13:20.000 Oh, you're not looking to meet me.
00:13:25.000 I went to my wife's family reunion, and there's a bunch of younger guys there, like her cousins and stuff, that were 35.
00:13:33.000 And I sort of walked up with my beer because I got tats and stuff.
00:13:38.000 And I was like, hey, guys, like, okay, I can Reddit AMA.
00:13:43.000 Where do you want to start?
00:13:44.000 I can answer a few questions, but not too many.
00:13:46.000 I got to get back with a grown-up.
00:13:48.000 So what do you want to know?
00:13:51.000 And they saw George Burns coming up to them.
00:13:55.000 They don't see it.
00:13:56.000 I'm not cool.
00:13:58.000 I have to understand.
00:13:59.000 I'm not cool.
00:14:00.000 This is you.
00:14:02.000 Something about.
00:14:03.000 Wait, that makes you look like a fucking loser.
00:14:05.000 Why would you choose her?
00:14:07.000 Jane Lynch?
00:14:07.000 I said George Burns 80 times.
00:14:09.000 Why wouldn't you just choose the guy I'm saying?
00:14:11.000 I was looking up this book.
00:14:12.000 Jane Lynch.
00:14:13.000 You're comparing me to Jane Lynch?
00:14:15.000 An old lesbian?
00:14:17.000 Yeah, her whole thing is acts cool, isn't cool.
00:14:20.000 Yeah, that's 90% of comedy.
00:14:22.000 Will Farrell, John Glazer.
00:14:25.000 George Burns.
00:14:28.000 When girls are nice to me, too, it's like in a Santa way.
00:14:33.000 That's who I am to these people.
00:14:35.000 So that's actually a great picture.
00:14:37.000 Because when I went up to those girls, I thought I was like Ryan Dunn or whatever, the guy who died in Jackass.
00:14:44.000 Ryan Dunn, yeah.
00:14:44.000 But they were actually seeing this.
00:14:47.000 Actually, I had the same shirt.
00:14:48.000 You were like, Ryan, wish you were done talking to us.
00:14:51.000 That was Ryan D-O-N-E.
00:14:55.000 They wish you had the same fate.
00:14:58.000 God took the wrong one there.
00:15:00.000 It was brutal.
00:15:02.000 I'm tempted to start hitting on chicks again, not because I'd ever cheated my wife, but sort of like if you go to do a push-up and you can't even do one, you go, shit, I got to start doing push-ups.
00:15:15.000 Anyway, that's not interesting to folks at home, but for some reason, I texted myself this weekend and said, make sure you talk about beanbag and alligator arms and how fucking pathetic you were.
00:15:27.000 Beanbag.
00:15:28.000 Wow.
00:15:31.000 Oh, this pen's died.
00:15:33.000 In more important news, and I'm just like Antifa because we have a great Antifa video that Ryan and I worked on all day.
00:15:44.000 It talks about the Antifa death toll.
00:15:47.000 So I'm just in my Antifa clothes.
00:15:49.000 No class, no values.
00:15:52.000 Actual pain.
00:15:53.000 This was a great brand.
00:15:54.000 Are they still around?
00:15:59.000 So we're going to get down to that.
00:16:00.000 Now, it's going to seem a little derivative and repetitive because you've come across it before.
00:16:06.000 But it's important because on Sunday, this whole Antifa terrorist thing was trending and I saw it trending and went, good.
00:16:16.000 And then I looked it up and it was all people going, they're anti-fascist and there's been no deaths.
00:16:21.000 They've never killed anyone.
00:16:22.000 They've killed 16 people.
00:16:25.000 And I'm going to break that down.
00:16:26.000 You're going to see me repeating shit I said about the base and Adam Offen.
00:16:29.000 But the reason I made it repetitive is because I want to put it on YouTube and they don't necessarily have the paywall.
00:16:35.000 So I fucked you over in that sense.
00:16:37.000 Dude, we're not on Instagram anymore.
00:16:42.000 Well, who's there on Twitter?
00:16:45.000 Yeah.
00:16:47.000 We're still there on After Effects.
00:16:49.000 They can't take away our drawing of our account.
00:16:52.000 I have a template.
00:16:53.000 I can change it.
00:16:55.000 Maybe a Gab account or something?
00:16:57.000 Or your Telegram.
00:16:58.000 How about your Telegram?
00:17:00.000 So let's get through the news.
00:17:02.000 That doesn't sound very inspiring.
00:17:03.000 And then I want to get over the Antifa shit.
00:17:08.000 Oscars watched it last night with my wife for a little bit.
00:17:11.000 I was live texting.
00:17:13.000 You know, getting kicked off Twitter has actually been very good for my social life because I'll live text with my friends like Anthony Kumia and Kale Hartman.
00:17:22.000 And now I'm establishing connections with people I love and respect as opposed to just the abyss of strangers.
00:17:31.000 But the fucking commercials, the whole thing had diversity so far up its ass because of Oscar's So White.
00:17:39.000 And if you recall, the Michael Eric Dyson thing, when he goes, oh, so Oscar's So White didn't mean anything.
00:17:47.000 That was bullshit.
00:17:49.000 And I go, yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
00:17:52.000 It was fucking bullshit.
00:17:53.000 Blacks win more Oscars than they are represented in the community.
00:17:58.000 They're 14% of the population and they win.
00:18:01.000 About 70% represented.
00:18:02.000 About 20% of the Oscars, they win.
00:18:05.000 Yeah, but on TV and stuff like that, I mean TV is crazy.
00:18:08.000 Overrepresented.
00:18:10.000 And that is because they are great consumers.
00:18:13.000 So it's when you like guys that look like me are probably as much as blacks in the population, but we're not as heavily featured because we don't buy shit.
00:18:22.000 Blacks buy stuff.
00:18:24.000 Same with young girls.
00:18:27.000 But yeah, the commercials were like, we've done everything in this country and we've fought for what's right.
00:18:34.000 And then they have JFK and then they'll have like a black astronaut from the 50s in black and white.
00:18:39.000 And you go, you went in outer space.
00:18:41.000 And they go, and they're in outer space because she checked the numbers.
00:18:44.000 And they have some black woman from hidden figures checking the numbers.
00:18:49.000 Look, with NASA, there was a lot of bullshit, shitty, boring math work you had to do and double check.
00:18:55.000 Pages and like thousands of pages of boring math equations.
00:18:59.000 Blacks were cheap labor.
00:19:00.000 Women were even cheaper labor.
00:19:02.000 So they used black women to go through the data and just check the most preliminary, boring 2 plus 2 equals 4 math data.
00:19:10.000 I'm sorry.
00:19:11.000 Hidden figures is a lie.
00:19:12.000 They were not an integral part of the space program.
00:19:16.000 They were basically math janitors.
00:19:19.000 I'm sorry.
00:19:20.000 But the commercials made you think that we lived in South Africa in reverse, where whites were under apartheid.
00:19:27.000 And this one particularly annoyed me.
00:19:29.000 It's about how Stupid white people are always checking their phones, and how black women are just looking at them, going, God damn it, read a book or something.
00:19:38.000 I'm never on my phone.
00:19:40.000 Because if there's one thing living in New York City, you never see, it's a black woman looking at her phone.
00:19:45.000 No, never.
00:19:50.000 Look at this.
00:19:51.000 Oh, there's a black woman on her phone.
00:19:53.000 They got one.
00:19:55.000 This is, just pause.
00:19:56.000 This is a thing with commercials now.
00:19:59.000 And you got to understand, car ads, car ads are made for white women.
00:20:03.000 That's who buys cars in America, white women.
00:20:06.000 Probably 70% of cars bought in America are bought by white women.
00:20:10.000 In white households, it's always the woman buying the car.
00:20:13.000 The man doesn't care.
00:20:14.000 He's busy at work.
00:20:15.000 So this is trying, this is what you're looking at right now is a white woman's fantasy.
00:20:20.000 And it's a mocha-skinned, so I'm going to say half-black woman with a white husband.
00:20:31.000 And you'll notice the kid, like if she was that light and the husband's white, the kid's going to be like basically white with slightly curly hair.
00:20:39.000 But they actually blackify the kid more because I think they're scared of saying we're diluting the race.
00:20:46.000 So this is what women want.
00:20:48.000 And I don't quite understand why.
00:20:51.000 Because I think they secretly want to be that black woman.
00:20:54.000 Maybe.
00:20:56.000 But here's the other crazy part.
00:20:57.000 If you could give them a pill and say, all right, I know your fantasy is to be a mocha-colored black chick who's a badass.
00:21:03.000 Just take this pill.
00:21:04.000 They go, yeah, I'll take it tomorrow.
00:21:06.000 I'm super busy right now, but I have to tie up some loose ends and stuff.
00:21:10.000 But I mean, I can't wait to take it.
00:21:12.000 So it's a weird fantasy where they want that, but they don't want that.
00:21:16.000 I really, I don't understand.
00:21:21.000 Please don't give me your Siri, Ryan.
00:21:23.000 I have to spell that.
00:21:25.000 You stupid little people.
00:21:27.000 Oh, my phone!
00:21:29.000 What is going on with that?
00:21:31.000 I have to admit, to my theory's discredit, there are a lot of visible minorities looking at their phones in this.
00:21:38.000 Not necessarily an anti-white ad.
00:21:41.000 But this part.
00:21:43.000 stupid white woman pushing her kid across the street Anyway, that was boring.
00:21:56.000 That was the general tone of the Oscars.
00:22:00.000 They had some Indian dude come out and say, nobody out here looks like me.
00:22:04.000 I'm a brown guy.
00:22:05.000 Oh boy, I gotta go be.
00:22:08.000 What?
00:22:09.000 Well, he didn't exactly say that.
00:22:10.000 Then they had some other affirmative action hire, this chicken and big afro, come out.
00:22:14.000 She goes, hello, welcome to the Oscars.
00:22:16.000 And she was so confident that she was fucking up.
00:22:19.000 Sort of like boxing where you think you could just kill the guy and you can't.
00:22:22.000 And she comes down.
00:22:23.000 Let's get down to the orchestra where we are honored to meet our conductor.
00:22:30.000 What's you?
00:22:32.000 Probably like Isaac Jackson or I don't know.
00:22:35.000 What's your name?
00:22:38.000 I didn't put that in the notes, but maybe like Oscar host forgets conductor's name.
00:22:44.000 It was really fucking embarrassing.
00:22:47.000 And then he yells out, Robin.
00:22:50.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm Robin.
00:22:51.000 Anyway, great times, fun stuff.
00:22:56.000 Robin.
00:22:56.000 Robin.
00:22:57.000 And then, uh, John Miller from my alma mater, blaze TV, where I was fired said, uh, what the fuck is going to do?
00:23:08.000 No, that's going to be hard to find.
00:23:11.000 I'll find it.
00:23:12.000 While you show John Miller's tweet, which I love John.
00:23:17.000 He was my co-worker.
00:23:18.000 We went to Kelly's Irish Times in D.C. on a regular basis.
00:23:21.000 High-quality human being, great drunk.
00:23:25.000 A man named Bong Jun-ho wins Oscar for Best Original Screenplay over Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 1917.
00:23:31.000 Acceptance speech was great honor, thank you.
00:23:34.000 Then he proceeds to give the rest of his speech in Korean.
00:23:36.000 These people are the destruction of America.
00:23:40.000 And then go back.
00:23:42.000 Make no mistake, John Miller is emboldened in Trump's America.
00:23:45.000 Forget that he's black.
00:23:47.000 We beat the Nazis once and we'll crush them again, says Nancy Levine.
00:23:53.000 Blue wave emoji vote.
00:23:54.000 Fucking dead Nazis.
00:23:55.000 In fact, Jordan Peele made a show where we fucking hunt you.
00:24:03.000 Fucking Nazis.
00:24:07.000 By the way, if you shoot a guy because he has a swastika in his house and he's a racist, that's murder.
00:24:13.000 I don't like racists.
00:24:15.000 I don't like Nazis.
00:24:16.000 I don't like anti-Semites.
00:24:18.000 I don't like homophobes.
00:24:21.000 But killing them is a crime.
00:24:23.000 They have to have done something bad.
00:24:25.000 And we have trials for that and everything.
00:24:27.000 But what do you think John Miller was saying?
00:24:30.000 Well, you John Miller.
00:24:32.000 Perhaps they're not because he's not embracing the country that awarded him this and that he's having the success in.
00:24:40.000 And the crowd is more than happy to listen to languages that aren't.
00:24:52.000 Are you speaking English?
00:24:54.000 I'm just throwing stuff out the wall seeing what six.
00:24:57.000 No, but it's, you know.
00:24:59.000 What are you talking about?
00:25:02.000 The destruction of America.
00:25:02.000 How dumb are you?
00:25:03.000 This is shocking.
00:25:04.000 The destruction of America is like the embrace of the fact that why aren't we speaking the same language and it's like, yay, Koreans being spoken or whatever.
00:25:14.000 The destruction of America, right?
00:25:17.000 Well, people are plotting a language that they can't understand.
00:25:21.000 They say, what's that mean?
00:25:22.000 But they like it.
00:25:24.000 Oh, so you're saying the way they clapped at the Korean?
00:25:27.000 Yeah, that's like, okay.
00:25:29.000 He proceeds to give the rest of his speech in Korean.
00:25:32.000 These people are to the destruction of America.
00:25:38.000 Oh, okay.
00:25:39.000 Also, they're getting tons of opportunities coming here, and they get their movie all, you know, winning awards and stuff in this country.
00:25:46.000 And then they're, instead of being like, oh, cool, at least say something in English, they're just shut up, Brian.
00:25:54.000 I think what he's saying is we had some great American movies there, some great Western Movies, and because we're ethnomasochists, we naturally go to whatever else someone else is doing.
00:26:05.000 So we go to Korea and we say, What were you doing?
00:26:08.000 That's our favorite movie.
00:26:10.000 You're a good movie, and it was an amazing movie.
00:26:12.000 That's our favorite movie.
00:26:13.000 Fuck, we're stupid, we're gay.
00:26:15.000 And there was definitely a lot of ethnomasochism there.
00:26:20.000 Oh, here was an interesting point.
00:26:23.000 American Factory won.
00:26:25.000 And I watched it.
00:26:29.000 It is a really, really good documentary created by Barack Obama.
00:26:34.000 I should have my Miles hat on.
00:26:38.000 You have to see this movie.
00:26:40.000 It's supposed to be showing you that we can work with China and there's no such thing as borders.
00:26:45.000 It's pro-globalist.
00:26:46.000 It's pro-union.
00:26:48.000 They actually build a union to fuck with the Chinese because the Chinese are too harsh.
00:26:53.000 But I learned so much from this movie that Barack Obama didn't want me to learn.
00:26:57.000 For example, A, life in China fucking sucks so bad.
00:27:02.000 Oh my God, you're talking about unions and socialism?
00:27:05.000 Communism, which is where all socialism ends up, is hell on earth.
00:27:10.000 These people don't see their kids back in China for a year.
00:27:14.000 Sometimes two.
00:27:16.000 You don't see your kids for two years?
00:27:18.000 That's our proud boy buddies in prison.
00:27:22.000 That's hell on earth.
00:27:24.000 That's a great, I would say that's a great metric of society.
00:27:28.000 How often do you see your kids?
00:27:30.000 Well, welfare moms see their kids all day, every day.
00:27:34.000 No, not really.
00:27:35.000 And as soon as they get out of the house, they're gone.
00:27:37.000 They're gone all day playing around.
00:27:39.000 But you're right, that's a good touche.
00:27:42.000 But they definitely don't not see them for a fucking year.
00:27:46.000 Look at these slaves.
00:27:47.000 The Chinese are slaves.
00:27:50.000 Slavery is alive and well in China.
00:27:52.000 They work 13-hour days, six days a week.
00:27:55.000 They're not allowed to see their fucking kids.
00:27:56.000 If that's not slavery, what is?
00:27:58.000 And they don't get paid shit.
00:28:03.000 So that was illuminating.
00:28:05.000 But also, the reason that factory had to be taken over by Chinese is because Obama killed it.
00:28:13.000 When Obama did the GM bailout, he focused on the United Auto Workers Union.
00:28:19.000 That factory used to be run by a different union.
00:28:23.000 What were they called?
00:28:26.000 The Obama administration's auto bailout highly favored the UAW and its members.
00:28:30.000 The GM plant in Moraine, which is where the movie is shot, was unionized by the IUECWA.
00:28:39.000 So, despite being one of the top GM facilities for quality, efficiency, and production in the country, this is in Ohio, it was shuttered and its employees were put at the back of the line when requesting transfers to other GM plants.
00:28:52.000 Any non-UAW employees looking to transfer were forced to start as new hires, wiping clean any wages, tenure, and benefits built up during careers at other GM plants.
00:29:05.000 Meanwhile, when she gets up there, she goes, we would like to devote this film to the United Workers of the World, which is from the Communist Manifesto.
00:29:14.000 And her head was shaved bald.
00:29:17.000 Finally, in our Oscar's news segment, Joaquin Phoenix did a speech.
00:29:22.000 This is the problem with Joaquin Phoenix.
00:29:24.000 He's realizing that he's become a hero of the alt-right, and he doesn't want to be, because that's career suicide.
00:29:30.000 So he swung the pendulum the other way and now talks about injustice like it's bad.
00:29:36.000 Some of the distressing issues that we are facing collectively.
00:29:43.000 And I think at times we feel...
00:29:47.000 We're made to feel we talked about this before, but actors are never sincere.
00:29:53.000 This is a man acting.
00:29:56.000 He's acting out his own script that he wrote.
00:30:00.000 That we champion different causes.
00:30:04.000 But for me, I see commonality.
00:30:08.000 I think whether we're talking about the culture.
00:30:10.000 I definitely see commonality.
00:30:12.000 Everyone in that entire room hates Trump.
00:30:14.000 There couldn't be more commonality.
00:30:16.000 I don't think there's one pro-life person in that room.
00:30:19.000 I don't think there's one climate change denier in that room.
00:30:23.000 That room is pure commonality.
00:30:26.000 And they represent a very small percentage of America.
00:30:30.000 Yeah, more like communality.
00:30:32.000 Comminality.
00:30:34.000 Gender inequality or racism or queer rights or indigenous rights or animal rights.
00:30:42.000 We're talking about the fight against injustice.
00:30:44.000 We're talking about the fight against the belief that one nation, one people, one race, one gender, or one species has the right to dominate, control, and use and exploit another with impunity.
00:30:56.000 Just pause.
00:30:57.000 Or end.
00:30:58.000 I think we're done with the Oscars.
00:31:00.000 I do have the right to exploit another species with impunity.
00:31:05.000 They're called cows.
00:31:07.000 And I'm eating them.
00:31:08.000 In fact, I had one at lunch today.
00:31:11.000 I am a speciesist, and I can eat cows with impunity.
00:31:16.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:31:17.000 It's in the Bible.
00:31:18.000 Are we not better than cows?
00:31:19.000 Should a cow be president?
00:31:21.000 We're all equal.
00:31:22.000 All species are equal.
00:31:24.000 Cows should be in the White House.
00:31:25.000 They represent what percent of the population?
00:31:28.000 Probably as many as Muslims.
00:31:29.000 We have Muslims in office.
00:31:31.000 We should have fucking cows in office.
00:31:36.000 Can we marry cows?
00:31:37.000 Where does it end?
00:31:38.000 Can I fuck a cow?
00:31:40.000 If I can't eat a cow.
00:31:41.000 Is it not speciesist?
00:31:43.000 Now I sound like Chank Younger.
00:31:45.000 Uger.
00:31:46.000 Is it not speciesist to say I can't fuck a cow?
00:31:49.000 I'm going to be a pro-vegetable.
00:31:51.000 I did fuck a lot of cows in college when I was drunk.
00:31:56.000 You wanted to fuck an alligator for pizza for?
00:31:58.000 I did try to fuck it now.
00:31:59.000 No, I did not try to fuck her.
00:32:01.000 I was just seeing if I had game.
00:32:03.000 Gotcha.
00:32:05.000 I did not.
00:32:06.000 What's it called?
00:32:10.000 We got to work on this camera.
00:32:12.000 Instead of PETA, it's like Vita.
00:32:13.000 Yeah, and then also because when you leave to go to the green screen room, I mean, we can't go to another wide shot to like...
00:32:22.000 It's not like people go, cool, I got to see his buns.
00:32:25.000 But maybe it should be higher and pointing down because you have cool equipment.
00:32:29.000 Yeah.
00:32:30.000 So maybe I was wrong to lower it.
00:32:33.000 Anyway, it's a learning curve.
00:32:35.000 I've only been here for what?
00:32:37.000 June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February.
00:32:41.000 Eight months?
00:32:41.000 Nine months?
00:32:42.000 Why is there no sympathy for cabbage and tomatoes and lettuce?
00:32:45.000 If you start vying for vegetable rights, I think that'd be a good...
00:32:53.000 You know what I'm saying, though?
00:32:56.000 Why could we eat vegetables?
00:32:58.000 Also in the news, the Indie Spirit Awards.
00:33:01.000 I'm not going to talk about that.
00:33:02.000 I'm done with the awards.
00:33:03.000 This is going around 19.
00:33:08.000 Some hot chick.
00:33:09.000 And I think it makes people even more mad when it's a hot chick.
00:33:12.000 I'm an egalitarian, so I don't care who's doing it.
00:33:15.000 But kissing the black Hebrew Israelites' black boots is a thing.
00:33:23.000 And it happened recently, and everyone's freaking out about it.
00:33:25.000 It went viral.
00:33:27.000 It also froze, I guess.
00:33:30.000 I don't know.
00:33:32.000 Use my time stamp.
00:33:33.000 Go ahead, man.
00:33:34.000 Yes.
00:33:35.000 Oh no.
00:33:36.000 Oh no.
00:33:36.000 That's the point.
00:33:37.000 Put it on the speaker, put it on the speaker.
00:33:39.000 There you go.
00:33:40.000 Right here.
00:33:41.000 Here it is, right here.
00:33:44.000 Look at his Jake Boocher.
00:33:46.000 He's all pretty intimidated.
00:33:48.000 Look at him.
00:33:49.000 I'm so proud of himself.
00:33:50.000 I did it.
00:33:52.000 Pretty Jewish.
00:33:54.000 And this is, what, a couple weeks after the black Hebrew Israelites, that group in this town, so it's this branch, went and murdered two Jews.
00:34:06.000 Two kosher Orthodox Jews in New Jersey.
00:34:09.000 So you're saying thank you for killing the Jews, black Hebrews.
00:34:14.000 I hate Jews.
00:34:16.000 I hate Jews.
00:34:20.000 Kill more Orthodox Jews.
00:34:22.000 That guy's got three kisses already.
00:34:23.000 You killed Jews?
00:34:24.000 He's not even going for the left boot.
00:34:26.000 This is the weird standard we have.
00:34:28.000 One white lunatic murders some fucking freak in Charlottesville, and we hear about it for the rest of our lives.
00:34:36.000 Some white NASCAR dude, Z dad, said the N-word in the 80s, and he's vilified.
00:34:44.000 Yet black Hebrew Israelites can murder Jews, and liberals kiss their boots.
00:34:50.000 They literally kiss their boots.
00:34:51.000 Look how proud they are.
00:34:53.000 They did it.
00:34:55.000 She's clapping.
00:34:57.000 She's clapping the notion of kissing his fucking boots.
00:35:05.000 This guy's had way more game than me.
00:35:07.000 Look, he's proud of himself.
00:35:09.000 I did it.
00:35:11.000 Is he crying?
00:35:11.000 I sent you an email, by the way, with 37 other examples of this.
00:35:16.000 It's a phenomenon.
00:35:21.000 It was after that.
00:35:24.000 Obadiah?
00:35:25.000 Nope.
00:35:27.000 What's that got to do with the Black Hebrew Israelites?
00:35:29.000 It's a bunch of YouTube links.
00:35:32.000 Did I not send it?
00:35:34.000 No, it was very recent.
00:35:35.000 It'll be the last thing I sent you.
00:35:36.000 No, I don't got it.
00:35:37.000 Oh, maybe I hadn't sent it yet.
00:35:39.000 Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.
00:35:42.000 Oh, I didn't send it.
00:35:43.000 I'm sorry.
00:35:43.000 It's all right.
00:35:44.000 Doom, doom, doom, doom.
00:35:46.000 Taka, taka, taka.
00:35:47.000 Doom, doom, doom.
00:35:48.000 Stop.
00:35:48.000 Ooh.
00:35:50.000 Look, Ezra Levant just sent me breaking news.
00:35:57.000 That's fun.
00:35:58.000 I'm glad I went to my McCaputer.
00:36:00.000 That's what my daughter called computers when she was about three.
00:36:04.000 McComputer.
00:36:06.000 Uh-oh.
00:36:06.000 Nothing wrong with that.
00:36:08.000 It's funny how you pick up all their little things they say.
00:36:13.000 My father, my son, my fucking son, slayed at basketball this weekend.
00:36:20.000 I was going to go to a big boxing night, and I said, sorry, guys, got to do kids stuff.
00:36:24.000 And I was so glad I didn't go to the fucking luncheon thing where they ate elk.
00:36:34.000 Because I saw my son win 11 of the 16 points of the basketball game.
00:36:39.000 He's a baseball guy.
00:36:40.000 Dang.
00:36:40.000 But shooting from basically half court.
00:36:42.000 He got a three-pointer and four two-pointers.
00:36:46.000 Eight, nine, ten, eleven.
00:36:47.000 The score was 1614.
00:36:49.000 He got 11 of the 16 points.
00:36:51.000 Sheesh.
00:36:52.000 Moral of the story is fucking kiss black Hebrew Israelites boots, especially after a massacre.
00:36:58.000 Now, in these boot kissers' defense, the clips I'm showing you now are from before they killed those two Jews in Jersey.
00:37:08.000 So these are not quite as horrific, but they're still pretty bad.
00:37:15.000 And God, I wish I was there.
00:37:18.000 Black Hebrew Israelites are always in New York, but I wish I was there when I saw this boot kissing.
00:37:23.000 I could just go, you fucking cuck.
00:37:26.000 You ethno-masochist, self-hating piece of shit.
00:37:30.000 Do you think they respect you now?
00:37:32.000 Do you think we're even Stephen now?
00:37:35.000 You fucking dummy.
00:37:39.000 You got a chance right now to show the Most High that you are sorry for the actions of your people so that you can potentially protect you.
00:37:47.000 What are the actions of your people?
00:37:50.000 Didn't the Moors dominate Spain for 400 years?
00:37:53.000 Didn't Hannibal and his elephants cross over to Italy and dominate Sicily for years?
00:38:00.000 Didn't you promote slavery?
00:38:02.000 Where do we buy the slaves from?
00:38:04.000 Arabs and Jews traded in blacks.
00:38:08.000 Whites showed up at the 11th hour.
00:38:14.000 How about the fucking slave trade in Africa right now?
00:38:17.000 Are you going to apologize for that?
00:38:18.000 Is this Naruto?
00:38:20.000 What about the horrific crime rate?
00:38:21.000 What about 14% are responsible for 50% of violent crimes?
00:38:26.000 Can we get an apology from you?
00:38:28.000 How about the fucking 20 black men killed by black men every single fucking day?
00:38:34.000 Can we get an apology for that?
00:38:36.000 Look at this fucking clown.
00:38:38.000 Maybe scroll ahead to his kiss.
00:38:41.000 Here comes.
00:38:42.000 Oh, praise this sort of moment.
00:38:46.000 Sorry Come on You're a crazy homeless guy.
00:38:54.000 This should make you sick.
00:38:56.000 No, it's a rich college student.
00:39:01.000 This is sort of like that mega kid, the mentally deficient mega kid, who was beaten up by blacks, but it's voluntary.
00:39:08.000 Okay, next.
00:39:10.000 Wow, that's there's a lot of these.
00:39:12.000 So bizarre.
00:39:13.000 I know, it's totally unique to whites.
00:39:16.000 You'll never see a black person or an Asian.
00:39:18.000 You couldn't get me to fucking do that with a gun to my head.
00:39:21.000 No, I'd rather die.
00:39:24.000 Look at this.
00:39:25.000 It makes me want to beat the white person up.
00:39:27.000 Of course.
00:39:28.000 I have no problem with the black Hebrew Israelites.
00:39:29.000 Well, I have a problem with them, but in this scenario, I have no problem with them saying do that.
00:39:34.000 In fact, like I was saying earlier about art, I like when these kind of things happen because it's open to interpretation.
00:39:40.000 I think this is a great example.
00:39:41.000 They provided a great example of the cuckery of rich white liberals.
00:39:46.000 Sorry.
00:39:46.000 This is San Francisco.
00:39:47.000 An underlying implication of violence might follow if they don't go through.
00:39:52.000 No, no.
00:39:53.000 This isn't fear.
00:39:54.000 No, this is zero fear.
00:39:55.000 Weird.
00:39:56.000 This is 100% capitulation and shame.
00:39:59.000 Their boots kissed.
00:40:01.000 Look at this.
00:40:01.000 This guy looks white.
00:40:04.000 You know what they should do with their boots?
00:40:05.000 Work in them.
00:40:08.000 How about you work in your work boots?
00:40:10.000 Your brand new boots.
00:40:14.000 That's how you know what we say.
00:40:15.000 This man already kissing your boots.
00:40:19.000 The Bible says cut like a two-edged sword.
00:40:21.000 Divide in your soul.
00:40:22.000 All of them have brand new boots.
00:40:23.000 Good point.
00:40:24.000 They're brand spanky.
00:40:28.000 What is that now?
00:40:30.000 Wait a minute.
00:40:31.000 I'm sorry for what?
00:40:32.000 Irish slavery?
00:40:33.000 These boots are a little more broken in, if you've noticed.
00:40:36.000 I have seen white dudes in the black Hebrew Israelites, which if anyone knows anything about BHI, they fucking hate white people.
00:40:46.000 They do not allow you to marry outside your race.
00:40:48.000 So that we are not going to be that wicked, evil race no more.
00:40:52.000 You understand?
00:40:53.000 Now the rest of America abandoned the whole race.
00:40:56.000 Now this is San Francisco, so maybe this is a fucking fetish or something for you.
00:40:59.000 Power Rangers villain?
00:41:00.000 Black men come in the rulership.
00:41:02.000 The rest of you devils, you ain't going to...
00:41:05.000 Anyway, it's not new what's going on there.
00:41:11.000 I'd like to take a moment to talk about the site I just launched, JusticeForLiberty.com.
00:41:19.000 I'd like you to go there, Ryan, if you could make maybe and post a lower third for this.
00:41:25.000 Okay, let me write that out.
00:41:27.000 Justiceforliberty.com.
00:41:29.000 And it is a charity for John Kinsman's Baby Liberty.
00:41:35.000 She can visit her father.
00:41:36.000 Her poor fucking dad, John, is building...
00:41:42.000 So he builds like mazes and spelling tests and math equations for them and like workbooks.
00:41:52.000 He makes workbooks for the kids and then sends them and then they work on the fucking workbooks.
00:41:57.000 But go down to the video.
00:41:58.000 So this is justiceforliberty.com and let's just hear that out.
00:42:03.000 Hi, my name is EC Kinsman and this is my daughter Liberty.
00:42:07.000 And her dad, John Kinsman, is currently serving four years in New York State Penitentiary with his friend Max for the crime of defending himself against a domestic terrorist organization Antifa, who decided that the night of the speech that my husband attended that they were going to vandalize the club and leave a manifesto promising more damage, more violence.
00:42:28.000 And they delivered.
00:42:29.000 The next night they show up with their own medic.
00:42:33.000 10 of them beat up one guy, a journalist, and robbed him.
00:42:38.000 And the prosecution basically let him also slap him on the wrist.
00:42:41.000 My husband leaves the club with the police escort and six members of Antifa with masks on their face, which is illegal in New York.
00:42:46.000 They show up with masks on their face, they intercept the group that my husband was in, throw a bottle of urine, and then my husband turns, a fight breaks out.
00:42:52.000 My husband turns the corner and sees this, and he jumps in to help because Antifa is known to carry weapons and God knows what else.
00:42:59.000 So in response, the prosecution swears up and down that they tried to look for Antifa, but they couldn't find them.
00:43:05.000 Meanwhile, they admitted in court that they used Antifa's doxing methods.
00:43:10.000 They used Antifa's sympathizers in order to gather all this evidence against my husband and his friends.
00:43:15.000 So they couldn't find Antifa, but they were able to find, to prosecute, but they were able to find Antifa to get information against my husband and his friends.
00:43:23.000 At the end of the day, the media was just as bad because they decided that they were going to, they needed a reason for people to hate him.
00:43:30.000 So they wanted to call him a Nazi.
00:43:31.000 So when I was there with him every day of the trial, they would put their cameras down.
00:43:35.000 They refused to take a picture of me and him together because it destroyed their narrative of painting him as a Nazi.
00:43:40.000 I even asked them why, and they told me that I had nothing to do with the case.
00:43:42.000 Well, that's never stopped them from taking pictures of anybody with their husband and wife if they're on trial.
00:43:47.000 It doesn't matter.
00:43:48.000 But I ruined their narrative for them and they couldn't allow that to happen.
00:43:51.000 I was even mentioned in the trial by name.
00:43:53.000 That never made it to the papers.
00:43:55.000 So on top of that, Governor Cuomo uses as an incident to prove that he was tough on racism, even though the people of color were my husband's friends, not Antifa, that everybody was protecting.
00:44:05.000 So we're back to the obvious right now, that Trump supporters are the real problem.
00:44:12.000 And that seems to be what everyone wants to agree on, that we're the problem, we're the Nazis, and that's how you justify the violence against us.
00:44:19.000 And anyone who fights back gets four years in prison.
00:44:22.000 If you don't fight back against Antifa, you get a bike block to the head, you get a brain bleed, a brain hemorrhage.
00:44:28.000 And the police, prosecutors will do nothing about this.
00:44:30.000 So I ask you, please look into this matter.
00:44:33.000 This baby girl is going to be four.
00:44:35.000 My son's going to be eight, and my other daughter is going to be six.
00:44:37.000 And this is completely unfair.
00:44:39.000 Bring justice to John.
00:44:40.000 Bring justice to our family.
00:44:42.000 And most importantly, bring justice for liberty.
00:44:44.000 Join me at justiceforliberty.com.
00:44:46.000 Thank you.
00:44:49.000 Great job, huh?
00:44:50.000 That was all off the dome.
00:44:51.000 Yeah.
00:44:55.000 You could probably say a lot more, too, just probably.
00:44:58.000 Well, that's my problem when I talk about this case.
00:45:00.000 I turn into Lenny Bruce talking about his case, and I bore everyone to tears with too much detail.
00:45:04.000 You can't just ever give one detail, though, because there's always this lead-up and then, you know.
00:45:09.000 I know.
00:45:10.000 Like the fact that this kangaroo court that was set up, their main witness was Sandy Botcham, who attended Trump witch rallies where she cast a hex on Kavanaugh and Trump.
00:45:25.000 And then post on her Instagram the middle finger to the building.
00:45:30.000 Giving the binger.
00:45:31.000 Giving the finger the building.
00:45:36.000 It never really ends.
00:45:36.000 The jury selection.
00:45:39.000 All chicks.
00:45:40.000 All millennial chicks who I know them.
00:45:43.000 My wife worked in fashion, and I would meet these girls and they're from the Midwest.
00:45:46.000 Their dad pays their rent.
00:45:48.000 They live in Manhattan.
00:45:49.000 And they say things like, if he does not have that ready by Thursday, I'm going to fucking I'm going to like bust a cap in his ass.
00:45:54.000 Like I'm freaking out right now.
00:45:56.000 Yeah.
00:45:57.000 And then they leave after five years.
00:45:58.000 They don't stay in New York.
00:46:00.000 And then they get invited to a trial to put a Nazi in jail.
00:46:02.000 Sure.
00:46:04.000 Sounds fun.
00:46:05.000 They like the power.
00:46:07.000 Okay, before we get to the antifa death toll, this 22, this fucking lunatic drives through a GOP voter registration booth and is proud of himself.
00:46:22.000 Oh, they finally got him.
00:46:23.000 Police arrest 27-year-old Gregory Tim after violent leftists drives van through tent of GOP volunteers registering voters.
00:46:31.000 God forbid you should vote.
00:46:33.000 Fuck voters.
00:46:35.000 Fuck registering to vote.
00:46:37.000 And then as he rips through, he gives him the finger like, fuck you.
00:46:40.000 I hope you're all dead.
00:46:42.000 Look at him.
00:46:44.000 Now, this kid is obviously a piece of shit, but he's also brainwashed.
00:46:52.000 When we look at the Antifa death toll, it's not as simple as just, you're dead.
00:46:57.000 Although there is that.
00:46:58.000 The Sean, what's his name, was just, no, no, he's hit by a car.
00:47:02.000 But it's not as simple as, I'm going to kill you.
00:47:06.000 There's Antifa Mass.
00:47:08.000 There's an Antifa mass shooting.
00:47:10.000 There's also Antifa who get so caught up in the cult that they either kill themselves or they put themselves in a situation where they're going to die by cop.
00:47:21.000 And what other kind of Charlie deaths do you have?
00:47:28.000 Yeah, basically Charlie led it comes down to suicide, death by cop, and mass shootings.
00:47:34.000 Now, there's also, I didn't really mention this in this imminent video, there's dozens, maybe hundreds of ruined lives, guys fired on both the right and the left.
00:47:45.000 Like the Antifa is really bad for Antifa.
00:47:48.000 Those morons who attacked the Marines at that thing they thought was a Proud Boys rally, but was really just a Constitution rally.
00:47:57.000 That guy's going to jail forever.
00:47:58.000 Not forever, for a long time.
00:48:00.000 David Campbell, Antifa guy who's in jail for almost murdering a Jewish man he thought was a Nazi because he believed Antifa rhetoric at Cernovich's Night for Freedom.
00:48:10.000 And then there's Frank Magnitz, is that his name?
00:48:14.000 A German right-wing guy who was beaten so bad in the head that he's not the same.
00:48:19.000 So there's Tom Keenan from Philly.
00:48:21.000 That's the Philly guy who beat up or spat and called the Marine a spick and a wet back.
00:48:26.000 And then Thomas Massey.
00:48:28.000 So Thomas Massey, too, but what happened with him?
00:48:30.000 He didn't get charges?
00:48:31.000 I think it was two.
00:48:31.000 I don't know.
00:48:32.000 For those two of them.
00:48:33.000 Yeah, there were two guys.
00:48:34.000 Probably took a plea.
00:48:35.000 Oh, you know what's happening with David, the brown proud boy?
00:48:38.000 His trial's coming up, and the DA's getting nervous because he's brown.
00:48:43.000 And they can't do the white power thing.
00:48:47.000 And even if they do, or even if they go through with it, people are going to go, wait a minute, didn't you throw Max and John in for four years?
00:48:52.000 Right, right.
00:48:54.000 Anyway, it's Frank Magnets.
00:48:57.000 Yeah, that guy is not right in the head.
00:49:00.000 He's still basically speaking in.
00:49:06.000 Oh, God damn it.
00:49:08.000 Yeah, that's usually digitized out.
00:49:11.000 But he has permanent brain damage because Antifa smashed his head in.
00:49:15.000 Oh, that sucks.
00:49:17.000 He's not the same.
00:49:18.000 And he's not a Nazi.
00:49:19.000 He's a conservative in Germany who is opposed to immigration, which if you knew German politics is like being Barack Obama in 2004.
00:49:30.000 Anyway, shall we catch up with the Antifa death toll?
00:49:33.000 We shall.
00:49:34.000 Let's do it.
00:49:35.000 Hey!
00:49:43.000 Hey there!
00:49:44.000 Hi!
00:49:44.000 I'm ready to die!
00:49:47.000 Today, and up to today, there have been zero deaths from Antifa violence.
00:49:55.000 Stop.
00:49:56.000 Stop saying that.
00:49:58.000 Stop saying there have been zero deaths from Antifa violence.
00:50:01.000 Antifa have killed at least 16 people.
00:50:06.000 Ever heard of the Ohio shooting?
00:50:07.000 Connor Betts was Antifa.
00:50:10.000 He had contacted the Socialist Rifle Association shortly before the shooting.
00:50:15.000 He talked about kill Nazis all the time.
00:50:17.000 Every fascist must die.
00:50:19.000 And who did he kill?
00:50:20.000 He killed Beatrice Warren Curtis, Derek R. Fudge, Lois Olgusby, Megan Betts, his sister, Thomas McNichols, Monica Brickhouse, Nicholas Coomer, Logan Turner, Saeed Saleh, and Connor Stephen Betts also was killed in that mass shooting.
00:50:40.000 So he was following Antifa rhetoric, and he died.
00:50:44.000 He's a victim of Antifa too, believe it or not.
00:50:47.000 But those aren't the only deaths.
00:50:49.000 No one ever talks about these deaths.
00:50:52.000 They never talk about Sean Daniel Keeliher, who was murdered by Antifa.
00:50:59.000 Antifa at that, what's it called, Cider Riot.
00:51:02.000 They get into a fight.
00:51:03.000 These guys are criminals.
00:51:05.000 They're sort of like bikers, but without the bikes.
00:51:08.000 And instead of selling drugs, they do drugs.
00:51:11.000 And they got into some stupid fight.
00:51:13.000 Sean was a real firecracker.
00:51:15.000 He got in someone's face.
00:51:17.000 They go outside.
00:51:18.000 That person runs him over, kills him with the car.
00:51:21.000 Then Antifa starts shooting at the car, shooting at their own.
00:51:24.000 They drag the body away.
00:51:25.000 Mum's the word.
00:51:26.000 No one's talking about it because Antifa is responsible.
00:51:30.000 So what's that?
00:51:31.000 11.
00:51:32.000 12.
00:51:33.000 Pim Fortoin.
00:51:35.000 I'm not sure I'm pronouncing his name right.
00:51:37.000 He's got one of those weird European names.
00:51:39.000 This guy was very concerned with radical Islam because he's gay and he notices that the Muhammad lovers tend not to be the gay lovers.
00:51:49.000 And he made that clear.
00:51:52.000 Radical leftist activist, aka Antifa, murdered him dead.
00:51:57.000 And I thought it was interesting, too, that they first pied him, just like when they milkshake Tommy Robinson or they throw water at cops and they went, it's just a pie.
00:52:06.000 And then they shot him dead.
00:52:08.000 Dead person number 13.
00:52:13.000 Heather Heyer.
00:52:14.000 Yeah, the one you won't shut up about was killed by Antifa.
00:52:17.000 James Fields was a mentally ill retard weirdo loser who was spooked by Dwayne Dixon.
00:52:26.000 Dwayne Dixon was in Redneck Revolt, which is a group exactly like Socialist Rifle Association that Connor Betts was in communication with.
00:52:33.000 He spooked James Fields earlier on.
00:52:35.000 James Fields felt like his life was in danger.
00:52:37.000 He panicked because he's nuts, drove into the crowd and killed Heather Heyer.
00:52:43.000 Death number 14.
00:52:45.000 Now, a lot of these people die from Antifa rhetoric and commit suicide.
00:52:50.000 And I'm including death by cop in this.
00:52:51.000 But Nathan Hose was a sweet kid, a lost kid, likely a junkie, and living on the streets.
00:52:57.000 He's got his dog begging for change.
00:52:59.000 Antifa loves to prey on those.
00:53:01.000 The higher-ups, the people who sort of run Antifa, the weird, grumpy, feminist lawyers who get them off all their charges, they like those weak, sad boys because they can pull them in, give them a family, and then they feel beholden to them.
00:53:16.000 It's like the mafia in that sense.
00:53:18.000 So they convince Nathan Hose to get into all kinds of shit for Disrupt J-20 after Trump's elected.
00:53:23.000 He does all these felonies.
00:53:24.000 He gets in over his head.
00:53:25.000 He's looking at serious prison time.
00:53:27.000 He can't handle it and kills himself.
00:53:29.000 Antifa killed Nathan Hose.
00:53:32.000 And what do they say?
00:53:33.000 Rest in power, my brother.
00:53:35.000 Yeah, you fought the good fight.
00:53:38.000 Death number 15, Charlie Landeros.
00:53:43.000 This imbecile went to his daughter's school wearing a smash the patriarchy shirt.
00:53:48.000 Here he is divorced, being a terrible father.
00:53:50.000 So he's doing a great job of smashing the patriarchy.
00:53:53.000 In fact, that same day, he killed his daughter's patriarch in a death by cops scenario.
00:53:58.000 He brought the gun to school.
00:54:00.000 Lord knows what he was planning when he brought the gun to school.
00:54:02.000 That could have been a mass shooting.
00:54:04.000 Anyway, the cops start questioning him.
00:54:05.000 They're uncomfortable because he believes this idiotic Antifa rhetoric about Nazis everywhere and cops and can go hand in hand.
00:54:14.000 I got to fucking fight the power and kill the pigs and punch Nazis.
00:54:18.000 Because he believes that insane rhetoric, he pulls his gun on the cops.
00:54:23.000 They have no choice but to shoot him.
00:54:25.000 He was killed by Antifa rhetoric.
00:54:29.000 Number 16, Willem van Spronsen.
00:54:33.000 Now this poor bastard was a lonely old man, just sort of like Nathan Hose, but old.
00:54:38.000 And he found a family with Antifa, and they got in his head, and like a cult, Antifa's a fucking cult, got him to go and shoot up this ICE thing.
00:54:49.000 Now, he was killed there, so I call that death by cop.
00:54:53.000 But one thing no one seems to be talking about is we avoided a major mass shooting there.
00:54:58.000 The narrative from the radical left is he just went to brick, pop some tires and fuck up some vehicles that transport illegal aliens.
00:55:05.000 So that's a fucking lie.
00:55:08.000 He was armed to the teeth with ammunition.
00:55:10.000 You don't bring that many bullets and a propane bomb to take out a car or two.
00:55:16.000 He was there to commit a mass murder.
00:55:18.000 He was in a gun-free zone.
00:55:20.000 They were just finishing a shift.
00:55:22.000 He came too soon and was caught and shot before everyone came out.
00:55:27.000 That could have been dozens dead in that scenario, in which case this video would have a much higher number.
00:55:35.000 So that's 16 dead.
00:55:38.000 16 lives ended because of Antifa.
00:55:42.000 And I'm including Heather Heyer.
00:55:43.000 Now you go, well, so there's a lot of white supremacy deaths.
00:55:47.000 Yeah, I keep hearing that.
00:55:48.000 And then I go and look them up, and it's like, oh, it was white supremacy that had those two Orthodox Jews killed in Jersey.
00:55:58.000 Really?
00:55:58.000 The black Hebrew Israelites are practicing white supremacy?
00:56:01.000 Remember there was that story, those Indian kids were calling black girls the N-word and urinating on them, and that was white supremacy?
00:56:07.000 Or you hear about Dylan Roof, and you go, yeah, I guess he had a Confederate flag and a racist manifesto, but is he really indicative of a pattern?
00:56:17.000 I mean, look at the guy.
00:56:19.000 He has a lot more in common with Adam Lanza, but it's the Nazis everywhere.
00:56:23.000 The FBI just told us white nationalism is a much bigger threat than anything else.
00:56:27.000 Much bigger threat than radical Islam, of course.
00:56:30.000 Of course.
00:56:31.000 1% of the population is Muslim in America.
00:56:34.000 And what do we got here?
00:56:36.000 Fort Hood, 13 dead.
00:56:37.000 San Bernardino, 14 dead.
00:56:39.000 Paulson Nightclub, 49 dead.
00:56:41.000 Westside Highway, 8 dead.
00:56:43.000 Why does no one ever mention the victims of the West Side Highway?
00:56:46.000 Yet they always mention Charlottesville.
00:56:49.000 But no, it's the base.
00:56:51.000 It's Adam Waffen.
00:56:52.000 I hadn't even heard of these fucking groups until last week.
00:56:55.000 I looked them up.
00:56:55.000 The base is clearly an FBI honeypot.
00:56:58.000 It's got some CIA operative who lures in some sad instels and goes, it's going to be a race war.
00:57:03.000 You're going to be a somebody.
00:57:04.000 Okay.
00:57:05.000 Hey, I got two guys.
00:57:07.000 I caught them.
00:57:08.000 Or Adam Waffen.
00:57:09.000 It's the exact same thing.
00:57:11.000 It's like five little kids.
00:57:13.000 And yeah, they've been associated with deaths.
00:57:14.000 One time a Muslim killed one of them.
00:57:16.000 The other time this nut killed his parents, his girlfriend's parents, because they didn't approve of him.
00:57:21.000 That's not a looming threat.
00:57:23.000 That's not a pattern.
00:57:24.000 You want a pattern?
00:57:25.000 Check out Islam.
00:57:26.000 And if you want deaths, check out Antifa.
00:57:29.000 I got them all by the neck and put it to the test.
00:57:31.000 Roll flag on my bulletproof vest.
00:57:34.000 To my heart so I never got a test.
00:57:36.000 Feel what is yet to come.
00:57:40.000 He doesn't have an Indian accent.
00:57:42.000 He sounds like John Joseph from the Cro-Mags.
00:57:44.000 I think he was listening to New York Hardcore.
00:57:49.000 What a great band.
00:57:49.000 Can we see some more of that video?
00:57:51.000 It's my new favorite band.
00:57:52.000 Bloody Wood.
00:57:54.000 Turo Koyoy!
00:57:57.000 Machi Basad!
00:58:02.000 Machi Basad means Get ready for a riot.
00:58:05.000 All right.
00:58:20.000 So I asked you last episode to write to John and Max and send them memes, but there's another guy, Trigger Tommy.
00:58:26.000 He's another guy who fought Antifa and is in prison for the next three years.
00:58:30.000 I sent you a separate email of this, or maybe I included it in the other email.
00:58:34.000 Yeah.
00:58:35.000 Fucking hilarious old punk dude.
00:58:39.000 He's about as conservative as Johnny Ramon.
00:58:41.000 Not really.
00:58:43.000 And he's just been terrorized by Antifa for years.
00:58:45.000 In Portland, they discovered that he doesn't fucking, he's not a communist, basically.
00:58:51.000 So they attacked him there.
00:58:52.000 And he said, fine, I'll leave.
00:58:54.000 Move to Chicago.
00:58:55.000 The word gets out that Trigger Tommy's moved to Chicago.
00:58:58.000 They smash his head in with a pool cue at a pool.
00:59:01.000 He's playing pool with that girl you just saw.
00:59:03.000 And he had 14 staples in his head.
00:59:06.000 They terrorize the guy.
00:59:07.000 They put up posters.
00:59:08.000 We're going to kill him.
00:59:09.000 All based on what they think his politics are.
00:59:12.000 And they're wrong.
00:59:13.000 So he starts walking around with a knife.
00:59:15.000 He has to stay armed.
00:59:17.000 And he goes to a rancid show, or maybe it was, what's that band?
00:59:24.000 That's Irish-y?
00:59:27.000 Dropkick Murphys?
00:59:28.000 Drop Kick Murphys, something like that.
00:59:30.000 I'm more inclined to think it was Rancid.
00:59:32.000 But anyway, some punk show.
00:59:34.000 And they go, you shouldn't go there.
00:59:35.000 Antifa will be there.
00:59:36.000 And he goes, I'm sick of hiding.
00:59:38.000 I'm not a pedophile.
00:59:39.000 Why am I always on the run hiding?
00:59:41.000 So he goes there, but he's armed.
00:59:44.000 And Antifa sees him, and a mob starts forming, and they corner him where he cannot move.
00:59:50.000 He cannot get out.
00:59:52.000 He's a cornered rat.
00:59:53.000 They have sort of an outdoor terrace, I think, at this place in Chicago.
00:59:58.000 So they're moving towards him.
01:00:00.000 So he pulls out his knife as a way to say, look, get the fuck back, man.
01:00:05.000 I don't have to use this.
01:00:06.000 And that works on sane people.
01:00:08.000 You pull out a knife and it's like, whoa, whoa, okay, tough guy, Mr. Knifey Pants.
01:00:14.000 But they keep running at him.
01:00:16.000 It was some like sharp skinhead crew.
01:00:18.000 I forget the name of them.
01:00:19.000 But they keep running at him.
01:00:22.000 They're stronger than Tommy.
01:00:23.000 They outweigh him by like 40 pounds.
01:00:25.000 So what does he do?
01:00:26.000 He cuts them.
01:00:29.000 Cuts two of them.
01:00:31.000 The judge goes nuts on him, says, we're lucky that these guys are alive.
01:00:37.000 And throws the book at him.
01:00:39.000 So Tommy's in jail now.
01:00:41.000 Please send him something.
01:00:43.000 Not money.
01:00:44.000 Just like a letter, a postcard.
01:00:48.000 Hey, man, I heard about you getting attacked by Antifa.
01:00:51.000 You seem like a funny dude.
01:00:53.000 There's some good punk bands coming out of Australia.
01:00:55.000 You should probably check out.
01:00:56.000 I don't know if you have access to the internet.
01:00:59.000 You know, hang in there.
01:01:01.000 Don't let the bastards get you down.
01:01:03.000 We fucking hate Antifa too.
01:01:05.000 We know they're not anti-fascist.
01:01:06.000 We know they're fascist.
01:01:08.000 That kind of stuff.
01:01:09.000 Every little bit helps.
01:01:11.000 All right.
01:01:13.000 Let's do the mail bag.
01:01:16.000 All right.
01:01:18.000 Ryan, shut up.
01:01:20.000 You don't have a dad.
01:01:22.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
01:01:28.000 Let me touch it.
01:01:30.000 Holy crap.
01:01:31.000 There's dozens.
01:01:36.000 We got to get Gary back in here.
01:01:40.000 That's our new hit show.
01:01:42.000 Gary's mailbag.
01:01:43.000 He's good for about three letters per show.
01:01:45.000 No, I think he's good for half an hour.
01:01:47.000 Nah, yeah.
01:01:48.000 Just kidding.
01:01:48.000 But he does read a little slow.
01:01:51.000 This is from Tony.
01:01:53.000 Gavin, fuck Ryan.
01:01:54.000 I'm a useless piece of shit.
01:01:55.000 I love GML the network.
01:01:56.000 Most of the shows I watch every day.
01:01:57.000 I hate when other listeners mail in and complain about the show.
01:02:00.000 Who the fuck cares about their opinions?
01:02:02.000 But the show has been giving me fucking snowblindness with all your whiteness.
01:02:06.000 Just look at this image attached.
01:02:09.000 The top is taken from one of your last CR-TV shows and the bottom one from one of your last shows that you were dressed semi-normal.
01:02:17.000 You looked normal color, but like this guy's saying, I don't give a shit about people telling you about your show.
01:02:25.000 And I'm getting snowblind.
01:02:28.000 I prefer the bottom picture.
01:02:30.000 Don't you?
01:02:30.000 It's a little blown out, but I think it looks...
01:02:35.000 No, the top one does look a little more balanced, but the back looks just dim.
01:02:40.000 Yeah, no, I look dim.
01:02:41.000 And my desk is all sort of gray.
01:02:43.000 I mean, I'm a little bit rosy-cheeked in the blue shirt one, but you're wrong.
01:02:50.000 Fuck you, Tony.
01:02:51.000 Let's see a comparison here.
01:02:53.000 We have a Gary letter.
01:02:54.000 We'll save that for Gary.
01:02:56.000 Here's a chick.
01:02:58.000 Lila.
01:02:59.000 Lila.
01:03:00.000 Hi, Gavin.
01:03:01.000 My name is Lila.
01:03:02.000 Hold on.
01:03:03.000 Let me do my best girl voice.
01:03:04.000 Hello?
01:03:05.000 Hi, Gavin.
01:03:06.000 My name is Lila.
01:03:07.000 I'm a 22-year-old mixed girl.
01:03:09.000 On the thicker side, but I'm black, so it doesn't matter.
01:03:12.000 I wonder if, wait, I should probably be black too.
01:03:14.000 I wonder if I could ask you about advice about how to talk to men in a way that makes it clear I'm not interested in just having sex.
01:03:23.000 You, Owen, and Milo have convinced me that I need to get married and have kids, but finding a man who is interested that is difficult in college.
01:03:31.000 Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
01:03:33.000 Owen, if it helps, I'm a very opinionated, right-leaning conservative.
01:03:35.000 I love guns and freedom and blah, blah, blah.
01:03:37.000 Shit.
01:03:38.000 Black girl?
01:03:38.000 I assume she's at a white college.
01:03:41.000 What do we tell her?
01:03:42.000 I don't know, but I think.
01:03:46.000 It's better.
01:03:47.000 I think I don't age.
01:03:50.000 But yeah, that's the first image that he likes so much.
01:03:53.000 And then this is the second coming up.
01:03:55.000 Okay.
01:03:56.000 We don't care.
01:03:59.000 Lady, my advice to you is avoid photographers, avoid comedians, avoid musicians.
01:04:07.000 if you're black in a white school, I don't know, get on some Candace Owens shit and find that white dude who's into black guys.
01:04:14.000 I mean...
01:04:19.000 And then turn him.
01:04:21.000 No, that white dude is into black chicks, you know?
01:04:24.000 Because I don't really see you.
01:04:26.000 There's a three in four children out of wedlock rate in the black community.
01:04:31.000 So the odds are against you if you go black.
01:04:35.000 Although maybe in college, it's better.
01:04:37.000 But I would try to find a white guy who's into black chicks.
01:04:40.000 And hold out.
01:04:42.000 It's my other advice there.
01:04:44.000 You can be dirty and sexy, but don't actually give up the pussy for a while.
01:04:50.000 And if, say, it takes like three dates, if he doesn't stick around, he wasn't going to stick around anyway.
01:04:57.000 So I don't understand why any woman would not wait three dates.
01:05:01.000 Because if you give it up on the first date, you're 100% going to get all the dregs who were just going to fuck you once and leave you.
01:05:09.000 If you wait three dates, those are all gone.
01:05:12.000 Oh, but I might lose someone special.
01:05:16.000 Maybe after like two months.
01:05:18.000 But three dates is pretty normal.
01:05:21.000 That was too much of indecence.
01:05:25.000 You know, the video drops were a hard sell, but I really liked them.
01:05:29.000 They're pretty good.
01:05:31.000 Okay.
01:05:32.000 Hey, Gavin Rai.
01:05:33.000 I'm a 30-year-old air conditioning tech living in West Palm, Florida.
01:05:38.000 I went to a trade high school and entered the workforce right after I graduated.
01:05:45.000 I was doing well in 2015 when I started having spine problems.
01:05:48.000 Ew, gross.
01:05:50.000 For five years, I struggled with pain and misery.
01:05:52.000 I have a degenerative disease in my spine as well as my hip.
01:05:55.000 Disc bulges, my thoracic spine, very risky surgery, apparently from working my ass off for years.
01:06:00.000 I make 25 bucks an hour.
01:06:02.000 You put the dollar sign after the fucking number.
01:06:04.000 Can people stop doing that, please?
01:06:07.000 It's becoming the norm.
01:06:08.000 You dumb idiots.
01:06:11.000 I co-own a hurricane shutter company, but can't lift anything heavy.
01:06:14.000 I have a great personality and love what I do.
01:06:15.000 I've tried desk jobs, but I don't feel like I accomplish anything at the end of the day.
01:06:18.000 My back hurts and I'm sedentary and blah, blah, blah.
01:06:21.000 Pain has turned me into a loser, and people write me off as a drug addict.
01:06:24.000 I don't take any pay meds.
01:06:25.000 I just learn to live with the pain.
01:06:27.000 You say that learning a trade is great, but the younger generation are all pussies.
01:06:30.000 I can't imagine them crawling in addicts, doing manual labor and busting knuckles like me.
01:06:33.000 Is manual labor a dying trade?
01:06:35.000 Do white people just have shitty genetics?
01:06:38.000 I pray a lot, but I seem to have hit a dead end.
01:06:40.000 My health problems are holding me back from what I really want in life.
01:06:43.000 I love your show, like your friend Matt.
01:06:45.000 Matt, I don't believe you.
01:06:46.000 You're a fucking liar.
01:06:47.000 You ugly.
01:06:49.000 Nice try.
01:06:51.000 You ugly.
01:06:52.000 And I have a feeling you're the same person who mails me these fake letters on a regular basis.
01:06:57.000 They try to find a hole in the plot and then shatter my beliefs by some sort of weird freak occurrence.
01:07:06.000 And this is a problem with the left.
01:07:07.000 They say, if I can find anecdotal evidence that contradicts your pattern, then the whole pattern is bullshit.
01:07:14.000 So you're against abortion?
01:07:15.000 Oh, yeah.
01:07:16.000 I found a dad, a biological dad who raped his daughter.
01:07:19.000 Can she have an abortion?
01:07:21.000 And you go, so you want us to base a law that affects millions of people on this one freak case you have?
01:07:28.000 Just because you found something that contradicts the pattern does not mean the pattern is not accurate.
01:07:35.000 Irish people are hard to deal with when they've had a lot of whiskey.
01:07:40.000 If you found an Irish teetotaler, congratulations.
01:07:44.000 I'm still right.
01:07:48.000 You know what?
01:07:48.000 I wanted to do one.
01:07:51.000 What?
01:07:52.000 Lost you on the mic a little bit?
01:07:53.000 I wanted to do one that I got sent a long time ago, but I lost.
01:08:03.000 No.
01:08:05.000 What a dreadful thing.
01:08:09.000 It was about my dog.
01:08:12.000 And a type in dog searching in the flag area.
01:08:15.000 Maybe he said your dog.
01:08:20.000 It was a cop who said, come on, you love your fucking dog.
01:08:24.000 You're full of shit.
01:08:30.000 Chilly dog.
01:08:35.000 40, 45.
01:08:38.000 I wrote a TV show.
01:08:39.000 What do you think?
01:08:39.000 I don't fucking care.
01:08:43.000 What am I going to do?
01:08:44.000 Read your script?
01:08:45.000 Anyway, fuck it.
01:08:46.000 I'll find it some other time.
01:08:47.000 I won't waste your time.
01:08:48.000 Oh, man.
01:08:49.000 This one just arrived now as we're speaking.
01:08:53.000 And it said, doad.
01:08:55.000 Around 25 minutes into the movie Miss Doubtfire, feels like she is a doad.
01:09:00.000 Might make a good clip.
01:09:02.000 Yeah, I'm going to get around to that.
01:09:04.000 I'll make it.
01:09:07.000 Hey, guys, big fan, love the show.
01:09:08.000 With all the recent Aussie Punk you've been playing, give a gander at how great our comedy scene is.
01:09:13.000 Then try not to cringe so hard.
01:09:16.000 You shit your pants.
01:09:17.000 This is actually a good letter to end on.
01:09:19.000 Oh, video unavailable.
01:09:20.000 And it's Dad's Google history from Demi Lardner, which is what?
01:09:25.000 Five years old now, dude?
01:09:27.000 Here's a new rule for letters.
01:09:29.000 Please stop sending me things more than, say, three or four months old.
01:09:34.000 And if they have 100,000 hits, I've fucking seen them.
01:09:38.000 Okay?
01:09:39.000 Thanks for turning me on to Demi Lardner and her dad's Google history, you fucking dunce.
01:09:46.000 ...and attends every PTA meeting.
01:09:49.000 I guess I can start really like mess.
01:09:52.000 This is Karen.
01:09:54.000 Karen lives in the hollow-out luck with her children named Pantera and Dirtbike with three R's.
01:10:00.000 Her husband is a piece of driftwood.
01:10:02.000 He just named a winch.
01:10:05.000 It's kind of hypnotizing, but yeah, we kind of became obsessed with her, and I think she found out and got really pissed off.
01:10:10.000 We've had a whole thing with her.
01:10:12.000 Did you know that her brother does similar stand-up comedy, alternative comedy?
01:10:19.000 He does that song.
01:10:21.000 no roommates, not brother.
01:10:22.000 He's a gay guy and he does, He goes, me, yeah.
01:10:28.000 Yes.
01:10:29.000 Yes.
01:10:29.000 I'm very familiar with all that, Ryan.
01:10:30.000 But why are they roommates?
01:10:31.000 How does that, is that like a thing?
01:10:33.000 It's part of the comedy scene.
01:10:34.000 All right.
01:10:35.000 I'm kind of dreading this one.
01:10:37.000 Uh-oh.
01:10:38.000 But here we go.
01:10:39.000 Ready?
01:10:40.000 Oh, yeah.
01:10:41.000 Sir, Matt.
01:10:42.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan.
01:10:44.000 I've been in the Navy, in certain village people now, for five years and I'm currently in transition to civilian life.
01:10:50.000 As some may know, the military culture consists of brutal honesty and blatant verbal abuse.
01:10:55.000 Due to my time as a supervisor in my unit, I feel as if I will struggle in a civilian job.
01:11:01.000 Correct.
01:11:02.000 I want to thank you for verbally abusing Ryan on your show because it gives me some hope that I do not have to change my vocabulary to succeed in Clown World.
01:11:11.000 Would you have any advice on surviving in such a censored world after leaving such a brutal environment?
01:11:15.000 Like you more than a friend, Matt, P.S. Working on job interviews, looking for brutal criticism.
01:11:22.000 Have you pulled out this letter yet?
01:11:25.000 I have this.
01:11:31.000 And my mail just crashed.
01:11:34.000 So you're in mailbag at free speech or mailbag at Censor?
01:11:37.000 Mailbag at FreeSpeech.
01:11:39.000 Okay.
01:11:43.000 P.S. currently working on job interviews, so he wants us to critique his outfit.
01:11:47.000 I think his outfit looks great.
01:11:49.000 I'm not sure I would tuck in a shirt like that.
01:11:55.000 Ryan?
01:11:56.000 Hold on.
01:11:57.000 Did mine crash too?
01:11:58.000 Did we just get kicked off of email?
01:12:00.000 No.
01:12:00.000 How'd yours crash?
01:12:01.000 I don't know, but I'm back on.
01:12:03.000 Okay.
01:12:03.000 Where are you?
01:12:05.000 I have been in the Navy.
01:12:06.000 Military to civilian fear.
01:12:08.000 Here he is.
01:12:09.000 Our boy Maddie.
01:12:12.000 That's fine.
01:12:13.000 Right?
01:12:14.000 Glasses, short hair, J. Crew.
01:12:17.000 Thing is, you want to tailor that shirt.
01:12:20.000 You want to get the sides taken a little bit.
01:12:23.000 Yeah, he's right.
01:12:24.000 It's a little too Seinfeld.
01:12:26.000 That's about it.
01:12:27.000 And you don't want to wear shirt sleeves with a casual affair.
01:12:29.000 Also, get your gig line correct, dude.
01:12:30.000 You're in the Navy and your belt is all the fuck the way over in San Francisco.
01:12:34.000 Take your belt, line it up with your gig line.
01:12:37.000 What's your gig line?
01:12:39.000 Your gig line is the line as follows.
01:12:41.000 Ryan's been watching all these men's tailing videos.
01:12:44.000 That's why he's dressed like an Armenian Coke dealer.
01:12:48.000 What's your gig line?
01:12:49.000 Okay, so where this line here, where this line is for your pants, you hit that with the end of your buckle.
01:12:55.000 Metal part extends right there.
01:12:56.000 So on the inside, that's where the line continues.
01:12:58.000 It's an imaginary line.
01:12:59.000 It goes up your whole body.
01:13:00.000 So the end of your buttons lines up with all that too.
01:13:06.000 For reference, go to In the Army Now, check that movie out with Pauli Shore and Indie Dick.
01:13:11.000 Okay.
01:13:12.000 And you look like this.
01:13:13.000 We are out of time.
01:13:14.000 We're out of time.
01:13:15.000 But we always end our shows with a fun video.
01:13:19.000 And this is Ilhan Omar eating an egg.
01:13:23.000 Okay, wait, wait, wait.
01:13:25.000 Damn it.
01:13:28.000 I've lost my mind.
01:13:32.000 Peekaboo style.
01:13:35.000 Alright.
01:13:36.000 I'm going to put the clock on me.
01:13:38.000 What are you doing?
01:13:42.000 I know exactly what happened.
01:13:43.000 I know exactly what happened.
01:13:50.000 There's no audio.
01:13:51.000 Yeah, there is.
01:13:56.000 There's audio.
01:13:57.000 Really?
01:14:00.000 I thought there was.
01:14:02.000 I wouldn't want to hear it.
01:14:03.000 You know what's weird about this?
01:14:03.000 I could not show this to my seven-year-old.
01:14:06.000 No.
01:14:07.000 He'd have nightmares.
01:14:08.000 It's weird that a human being...
01:14:17.000 If you're at the circus, like, it would be a bit much.
01:14:21.000 Oh, my God.
01:14:24.000 I could watch this for days.
01:14:26.000 It's almost like a pornographic.
01:14:28.000 What race are you?
01:14:29.000 What sexual preference are you?
01:14:31.000 Joaquin Phoenix was saying that we can't succumb to speciesism.
01:14:36.000 I just succumbed.
01:14:38.000 My pants.
01:14:38.000 I just succumbed.
01:14:40.000 I just succammed.