Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E124 - BREAKING NEWS [2020-02-12 - S02E124

00:00:03.000 Fucking colours, losing me ass.

00:00:05.000 What they done you too?

00:00:06.000 Yeah, mate.

00:00:08.000 Yeah.

00:00:08.000 Yeah, but they bump me ass, mate.

00:00:10.000 They dragged me out of their battle cruise and mate.

00:00:16.000 Get off my lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:45.000 What a talented geezer hack Baker is.

00:00:47.000 You know what I like about him?

00:00:49.000 He don't talk like the new kids.

00:00:51.000 You know, with that bear, bear gels and that Jamaican slang.

00:00:56.000 He talks like a bona fide East London tough guy.

00:00:59.000 It might be because he spent so much time in prison with white people.

00:01:03.000 But he's also an incredible songwriter.

00:01:06.000 This one's called PC Plod about the fucking polis.

00:01:10.000 The polis.

00:01:13.000 Bill.

00:01:19.000 Yeah, the old Avalok, the Avalote.

00:01:21.000 Tryna give me my man up at one o'clock.

00:01:24.000 Yeah, we already had it up, up to the top.

00:01:26.000 Go and nigga, the other lot, come nigga not.

00:01:29.000 Hiding up for the search and the stop.

00:01:31.000 Had it up for the plot, fuck a lot.

00:01:34.000 Yeah, the old Avalok, the other lot.

00:01:36.000 The meatly old PC, Kiwi Road, a real boy.

00:01:42.000 Yeah, he's got some other great jams.

00:01:45.000 Not dissimilar to that, a Scottish guy we like, Jerry Cinnamon.

00:01:49.000 He's got Conundrum, where these hits we had on the show last year or a couple years ago.

00:01:56.000 Growing up in East London, sunny East London.

00:02:03.000 This is where I should have grown up, I think.

00:02:05.000 I feel genetically akin to these kin.

00:02:08.000 Chips for my dinner.

00:02:25.000 He said, He sounds like, you know, lockstock and smoking barrel cockney.

00:02:33.000 The real English.

00:02:36.000 But I can't find out what he's done.

00:02:38.000 What was his crime?

00:02:39.000 I know he spent time in prison, but did he fuck a kid?

00:02:42.000 Because if he did, I don't want to be promoting his songs.

00:02:46.000 If it was just drugs or...

00:02:52.000 Look him up on YouTube and see what his big songs are, like the ones that come up.

00:03:00.000 Oh, 7 a.m.

00:03:01.000 That's the other hit.

00:03:02.000 Yeah, and this new one is Venezuela Rhythm.

00:03:05.000 No, no, what I want to hear is 7 a.m.

00:03:08.000 Just jump in the middle.

00:03:09.000 Venezuela Rhythm is a great jam.

00:03:12.000 That's not one of his top ones.

00:03:13.000 It's weird.

00:03:15.000 So 7 a.m.?

00:03:16.000 Yes, 7 a.m.

00:03:18.000 It's weird that it's not in this topic.

00:03:19.000 Well, it should be there.

00:03:20.000 It's easier for you to scroll through his videos and find it.

00:03:30.000 Now, Ryan tried to rip this off.

00:03:32.000 Did not.

00:03:34.000 He just copied it and said, hey, I wrote a new song.

00:03:36.000 I wrote this before him.

00:03:39.000 He released this 2017.

00:03:40.000 I wrote up in the hills before first time I went to California about 2000, before 2012.

00:03:46.000 Like right after high school, basically.

00:03:48.000 I think 2009.

00:03:52.000 You were leaving high school in 2009.

00:03:54.000 I'd already built Vice from scratch and left.

00:03:57.000 I graduated at 07.

00:04:02.000 This is like my wife, my buddy Dan.

00:04:05.000 They can party all night.

00:04:06.000 I just, if I've been drinking a lot at eight, 1:00 AM is, I'm done.

00:04:13.000 Anyway, why don't you play?

00:04:20.000 turn it up.

00:04:32.000 In this song he sings about top geezers.

00:04:41.000 Why wouldn't you be showing the video?

00:04:42.000 Why are we looking at me?

00:04:43.000 I'm looking at the song that we're about to go to.

00:04:45.000 Oh.

00:04:51.000 Okay, so now we've heard Hack Baker's song.

00:04:54.000 Now let's hear Ryan's new hit song that apparently is a decade old.

00:04:59.000 Yes.

00:05:00.000 Freshly.

00:05:00.000 Oh, you made a video too?

00:05:02.000 I did.

00:05:04.000 What's this footage from?

00:05:05.000 Is it your footage?

00:05:06.000 Oh, yeah, from California.

00:05:08.000 this past time.

00:05:17.000 Ryan's beautiful.

00:05:18.000 Thank you.

00:05:20.000 Oh, my God.

00:05:24.000 Your talent sometimes is haunting.

00:05:28.000 Yeah, well, what the doctors say?

00:05:31.000 You're like the triumph the insult dog of folk.

00:05:34.000 That's good.

00:05:38.000 This shot's just gorgeous.

00:05:40.000 There's a banging solo coming up right about now with harmony.

00:05:43.000 Oh, Are you my great-grandfather?

00:05:52.000 No, I'm Brian.

00:05:54.000 I'm not old enough to be so.

00:05:56.000 Look at your taste.

00:05:57.000 Look at this jellyflush.

00:06:00.000 You're in your 80s, dude.

00:06:03.000 I had a near-death experience, is all.

00:06:06.000 You had a near-death experience?

00:06:08.000 Yeah.

00:06:08.000 It was with Hodge, actually.

00:06:10.000 It was prolonged.

00:06:12.000 What are you talking about?

00:06:12.000 We were climbing Acadia, the precipice.

00:06:18.000 There's this really steep thing, and we climbed it, we went off the path, and we just kept doing these negative 90-degree, like, you know, sheer drop, We would have died.

00:06:31.000 We were thinking about calling a helicopter.

00:06:33.000 Then our phones died and the sun was going down.

00:06:36.000 Calling a helicopter?

00:06:37.000 Yeah, saying, because we were like, what do we do?

00:06:39.000 Because we can't go back down and we certainly can't go up.

00:06:42.000 Like, we one time we had to, this one portion of it, we had to grab this little route and then hopefully it was going to support us getting up to that so we can get footing.

00:06:54.000 Are you calling a helicopter?

00:06:56.000 Yeah.

00:06:59.000 Must be nice.

00:07:10.000 It's not looking good.

00:07:11.000 You're getting ghosted.

00:07:12.000 I'm calling Haji to see if you're lying.

00:07:14.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:07:15.000 This actually happened.

00:07:16.000 Why isn't he picking up your call?

00:07:18.000 He's been trying to talk to you for a while.

00:07:22.000 Your call has been fucked.

00:07:23.000 Oh, well.

00:07:25.000 Yeah.

00:07:26.000 Speaking of prison, I should probably make this a green screen, but I don't know what visuals to use.

00:07:31.000 But I really am becoming obsessed with this number five, this 5%.

00:07:37.000 I think it's a message from God.

00:07:40.000 He's not going to make everything homogeneous, unanimous, 100%.

00:07:45.000 That's not interesting.

00:07:47.000 But he wants you to see patterns.

00:07:49.000 So he chose 95.

00:07:52.000 And I just keep coming across it again and again and again.

00:07:56.000 95% of the time, that is the pattern.

00:07:58.000 5% is the exception.

00:08:00.000 For example, the cops.

00:08:05.000 5% of them are fucking dicks, racist assholes who are bullies and chose the job so they could fuck with people.

00:08:15.000 There's about 30% in there, not in the five, but 30% in total who just want to get through the day and don't really care either way.

00:08:23.000 And then there's about 20%, 15 to 20% of cowboys who are out there to stop bank robbers and save the day and be cool superheroes and want to help you and they're awesome.

00:08:34.000 So cops are pretty good.

00:08:36.000 And that 5%, by the way, they have a pension that's worth $4 million.

00:08:42.000 So to beat up some black kid for no reason or to shoot a black kid or choke them out and lose all that and go, the top brass is really hard on cops.

00:08:54.000 So you're going to lose when it goes to court.

00:08:56.000 That's why they all resign before it gets to court.

00:08:59.000 So even that 5% isn't going to be egregious in the sense that they're not going to beat the shit out of someone or shoot someone because they don't want to lose their pension.

00:09:10.000 So it's a myth.

00:09:12.000 The myth of the evil racist cop.

00:09:15.000 There are racist cops, but they're not evil.

00:09:18.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:19.000 Oh, here we go.

00:09:23.000 Hey, man.

00:09:24.000 Hey, Gab, what's up?

00:09:26.000 Did you almost die with Ryan on the edge of a cliff?

00:09:30.000 At what moment in time?

00:09:32.000 In Maine, on the precipice?

00:09:34.000 Yeah.

00:09:35.000 Yeah, that was a fucking crazy, crazy time.

00:09:38.000 Why?

00:09:39.000 I told you the story just now?

00:09:40.000 Yeah, and I'm calling, I'm making sure that he's not exaggerating.

00:09:43.000 No, so what happened was I was filming, I was just like behind him, getting shots of him walking up, and we followed what we thought was a fucking trail, which it was just like an indentation or something in the rocks.

00:09:56.000 And before we knew it, we were past the point of view.

00:09:58.000 Okay, thank you.

00:10:01.000 That's the best part.

00:10:02.000 Before we knew it, there was nowhere to turn back.

00:10:05.000 So 5% of cops are shitty, but they're not, it's not like these satanic killers shooting black people for sport.

00:10:16.000 And that myth is why cops are getting killed.

00:10:19.000 We just had a guy.

00:10:21.000 Oh, here it is.

00:10:23.000 Yesterday's paper.

00:10:25.000 Out for blood.

00:10:26.000 Would-be police assassin strikes again.

00:10:29.000 Career criminal Robert Williams walked into a Bronx station house yesterday and fired his gun until he was out of bullets, police said, wounding a cop 12 hours after allegedly attempting to kill another officer in an MYPD van.

00:10:40.000 Because the media has lied about fucking cops.

00:10:44.000 Cocksuckers.

00:10:46.000 Like those two cops that we'll never forget.

00:10:48.000 Wenjian Liev and Rafael Ramos.

00:10:51.000 Wenjian Lieu.

00:10:52.000 Lieu.

00:10:53.000 Lieu.

00:10:54.000 Oh yeah, of course.

00:10:54.000 Why would it be Liev?

00:10:58.000 School.

00:10:59.000 When my dad went to school, 5% of the people went on to college.

00:11:05.000 And that's why he had to fight every day.

00:11:08.000 Because students were seen as rich kids and snobs.

00:11:12.000 Now, he was poor, but he got scholarships, but he was still dressed in the school uniform like the rich kids.

00:11:17.000 So he'd go in this bad neighborhood, the Gorbals in Glasgow, and they'd go, you fucking student.

00:11:23.000 And they wouldn't beat the shit out of him.

00:11:26.000 Well, they would, but he would win.

00:11:28.000 Although his nose looks like this right now.

00:11:30.000 So I guess he lost a bunch too.

00:11:36.000 And 95% would just get a trade.

00:11:39.000 That's the way it should be.

00:11:41.000 That's the way God designed us.

00:11:44.000 Now we're at, what, 95% go to college?

00:11:46.000 95% instead of 5.

00:11:48.000 So we flipped it.

00:11:50.000 And to be able to accommodate that much shit, garbage, they have to lower the bar way down.

00:11:58.000 So what does that leave you?

00:12:00.000 That leaves you with a liberal arts degree.

00:12:02.000 That leaves you with a bunch of fucking bullshit.

00:12:06.000 You know, even art school in the 50s, as Dan Klaus pointed out in Art School Confidential, you would learn how to do realist paintings.

00:12:13.000 So if you graduated art school in 1955, you could draw the cover of a Harlequin romance novel perfectly.

00:12:20.000 You could do photorealism.

00:12:22.000 You could also do cookie shit, but you'd know the basics.

00:12:24.000 Now, tampon in a teacup.

00:12:30.000 And this is even more true of mainstream academia, where they make up these words like hegemony and let's recognize and all this other shit.

00:12:41.000 And they end up dumber than when they went in.

00:12:45.000 If everyone had to graduate from mathematics at MIT, imagine what the mathematics would be like.

00:12:52.000 It would be multiplication tables.

00:12:54.000 What's 8 times 9?

00:12:57.000 What is 8 times 9?

00:12:59.000 72?

00:13:00.000 Am I wrong?

00:13:01.000 No, no, no.

00:13:01.000 What's 6 times 7?

00:13:02.000 Is it 72?

00:13:04.000 Yes.

00:13:04.000 What's 6 times 7?

00:13:06.000 42.

00:13:08.000 What's 9 times 9?

00:13:09.000 81?

00:13:10.000 Okay.

00:13:11.000 So you are half Japanese.

00:13:15.000 But yeah, it just keeps coming up.

00:13:17.000 Like when I was being terrorized in my neighborhood, there was these horrible housewives, these liberal housewives who were attacking my home and whatever, terrorizing my children and listening to Antifa and spouting their rhetoric.

00:13:31.000 But that was 5%.

00:13:32.000 95% of the neighborhood didn't care about politics and didn't believe the hype and just wanted their kids to have a good day.

00:13:38.000 It just keeps coming up again and again.

00:13:40.000 95-5.

00:13:42.000 95-5.

00:13:43.000 Prisoners, I always talk to ex-cons.

00:13:46.000 I say, out of the people you are in prison with, and this is why I got here from Hack Baker, what percent are, dude, you know what's going on right now?

00:13:59.000 What?

00:14:00.000 I think I'm having an allergic reaction to Gary.

00:14:03.000 No.

00:14:04.000 Yeah.

00:14:05.000 Your eyes are fucking me up.

00:14:07.000 Maybe he hangs out with cats.

00:14:09.000 We just had Gary in here, the homeless bum from outside, and he was recording his hit new show, Gary's Mailbag, which we'll have to get out as soon as possible.

00:14:18.000 And, you know, he sits at my desk with his filth.

00:14:22.000 And he, I mean, I Lysoled everything.

00:14:25.000 Yeah.

00:14:26.000 But.

00:14:27.000 Is it possible you're having a reaction to the Lysol?

00:14:30.000 Yeah, that's possible, too.

00:14:32.000 Because you weren't.

00:14:33.000 Whatever it was, it's bad.

00:14:36.000 But anyway, sorry.

00:14:38.000 I asked these prisoners, what percentage of the people there are incompatible with society?

00:14:44.000 And they go, 5%.

00:14:46.000 5% are evil, dark individuals who, fuck rehabilitation.

00:14:50.000 They have to be locked up so they can't go out and hurt you.

00:14:54.000 Even in a perfect society, this 5% would be there in jail.

00:14:58.000 So my argument would be 95% of people need to be out of prison.

00:15:05.000 Maybe Roger Stone's going to be one of those people.

00:15:07.000 Oh, well, that is.

00:15:09.000 So what's going on with Roger Stone?

00:15:10.000 We didn't cover that yesterday.

00:15:12.000 Well, his entire prosecution team dropped out.

00:15:19.000 So he had something called a pre.

00:15:23.000 The fuck's it called?

00:15:25.000 I have to look it up now.

00:15:27.000 On Saturday, I have the inside scoop.

00:15:31.000 On Saturday, Roger Stone had something that's called the fuck is it called?

00:15:39.000 Judiciary suggested guidelines, like a guideline for how long he's supposed to be in prison.

00:15:45.000 PSI.

00:15:47.000 Pre-sentence interview.

00:15:50.000 And it recommended seven with the government demanding 10.

00:15:55.000 Now, 95, again, 95% of the time, you get what your PSI recommends.

00:16:02.000 They're not adventurous with this shit.

00:16:06.000 And so he was looking at 7 to 10.

00:16:08.000 Then on Tuesday, word got out that he was going to get 7 to 10.

00:16:15.000 And Trump tweeted out, that is disgusting.

00:16:18.000 That is outrageous.

00:16:24.000 You have that tweet?

00:16:26.000 Call it ridiculous or something?

00:16:27.000 Oh, it's in the notes.

00:16:28.000 Okay.

00:16:29.000 No, it's not on the notes.

00:16:30.000 Okay, I found it.

00:16:30.000 I'll find it.

00:16:32.000 So that's fucking heavy now that Trump does that because if he doesn't pardon Roger Stone, then you said a sentence was ridiculous, but you did nothing about it.

00:16:51.000 That makes Trump look feckless.

00:16:53.000 And the only reason Trump was elected is because we thought, finally someone with balls, finally someone who's going to do what they say they're going to do.

00:17:02.000 If he doesn't do what he says he's going to do this publicly, he loses his reputation.

00:17:08.000 That kills the election.

00:17:09.000 Even if he waits till November after he gets elected, then he looks like a pussy.

00:17:15.000 You can't find it?

00:17:16.000 Why wouldn't you just look up Trump tweet Roger Stone?

00:17:19.000 Okay, I guess seven hours ago he said something else about it.

00:17:24.000 He recently just said seven hours, two months in jail for a swamp creature, yet nine years recommended for Roger Stone, who's not even working for the Trump campaign.

00:17:31.000 Gee, that sounds very unfair.

00:17:33.000 Rogue prosecutors?

00:17:35.000 Maybe.

00:17:36.000 The swamp.

00:17:40.000 So, and people also don't know.

00:17:41.000 Like, I saw this bitch.

00:17:43.000 Speaking of being terrorized in my neighborhood, this is Amy's take, The Last Link.

00:17:50.000 This was the one who wanted to have a vigil in my neighborhood after she found out I lived there, right after the synagogue shooting, to show me that I better not shoot up any synagogues in their town.

00:18:03.000 Her exact words were, to show us.

00:18:06.000 What are you doing?

00:18:07.000 The last link, I said, Ryan.

00:18:09.000 The very last link?

00:18:11.000 Because that was a carpe dunkum.

00:18:13.000 No, it wasn't.

00:18:15.000 You just had it up.

00:18:16.000 Fuck.

00:18:18.000 The last link.

00:18:20.000 Yeah, this is Amy's take, right?

00:18:22.000 So she finds out that he's, Oh, so when they found out it was reduced, all these prosecutors quit.

00:18:33.000 That's the big picture I sent you, was the actual resignation of the prosecution.

00:18:38.000 Or was it just the...

00:18:44.000 Oh, fuck, you're slow.

00:18:45.000 Yeah.

00:18:50.000 Notice of withdrawal.

00:18:52.000 Aaron S.J. Zablisky.

00:18:54.000 It's funny because all these prosecutors were going after Roger to kiss their boss's ass.

00:18:59.000 And then their boss's boss's boss's boss, Trump, said, what the fuck are you doing?

00:19:04.000 And then that went all the way back down.

00:19:06.000 And now you can't kiss ass if their boss isn't happy.

00:19:10.000 So that kind of freaked them out.

00:19:12.000 And these kiss asses are now just trying to quit.

00:19:14.000 I'm out.

00:19:15.000 It's like poker.

00:19:16.000 I'm out.

00:19:17.000 I don't have a good enough hand.

00:19:22.000 So now they're saying they've reduced it to three to four years sentence, which is fucking absurd.

00:19:26.000 So go back to Amy Siskin.

00:19:28.000 So she says, we're living in a fucking banana republic.

00:19:30.000 No, don't show you scrolling.

00:19:33.000 We are officially a fucking banana republic.

00:19:35.000 That statement came hours after President Trump tweeted.

00:19:38.000 The sentence prosecutors recommend is horribly unfair.

00:19:41.000 Yeah, it is horribly unfair, Amy.

00:19:44.000 She doesn't even know what his charges were.

00:19:47.000 She thinks it's just colluding with Russia.

00:19:49.000 I was at the trial.

00:19:51.000 I heard these ridiculous charges.

00:19:53.000 In fact, I heard the prosecutor's opening statement and I thought, okay, how about I just say guilty and we do whatever's next?

00:20:01.000 What is it, a $300 fine?

00:20:03.000 His crimes were possibly forcing Wikileaks, but you can't force WikiLeaks to do anything.

00:20:12.000 So encouraging WikiLeaks to release Hillary's emails.

00:20:17.000 That was one, there was like four or five stupid charges, but they basically came down to wanting Hillary's emails released and talking to Julian Assange about it.

00:20:26.000 No evidence of that, by the way.

00:20:28.000 Just like, here's a call that probably went to WikiLeaks, and that's probably what they talked about.

00:20:33.000 Who gives a fuck if that's what they talked about?

00:20:35.000 I wanted Hillary's emails released.

00:20:37.000 Half of the fucking left wanted her emails released.

00:20:40.000 Everyone in media wanted that story.

00:20:42.000 Everyone wants Trump's tax returns released.

00:20:45.000 Everyone wants more transparency.

00:20:47.000 What's the matter with transparency?

00:20:49.000 What's the matter with Joe Biden being investigated and us finding out what his son was up to?

00:20:54.000 Why is his son a consultant for a coal company?

00:20:57.000 What the fuck is going on?

00:20:58.000 Why can't I look into shit?

00:20:59.000 Oh no, a politician's private emails were released.

00:21:03.000 This is a woman who wants to control your life and you're worried about her privacy.

00:21:06.000 Anyway, that's not a crime.

00:21:09.000 And then the other one was lying.

00:21:11.000 He did receive an email from Julian Assange and he denied it.

00:21:16.000 He got thousands of emails a day during that time.

00:21:19.000 And one of them was from Assange.

00:21:23.000 It wasn't an interesting email, by the way.

00:21:25.000 It was like, are you going to Dorothy's on Thursday?

00:21:29.000 And so he got charged because that's technically lying to the FBI, which is technically an impeachable offense or some shit.

00:21:36.000 But this has happened all the time.

00:21:38.000 We had, what's his name?

00:21:39.000 The guy from CNN, Clapper?

00:21:43.000 The ex-CIA guy.

00:21:44.000 Jake?

00:21:45.000 Yeah.

00:21:45.000 No, not Jake Tapper, you fucking retard.

00:21:48.000 Okay.

00:21:49.000 Clapper, I believe his name is.

00:21:51.000 He was a CIA guy.

00:21:52.000 I think he's...

00:21:57.000 But he got a job at CNN as a contributor.

00:22:00.000 Clapper.

00:22:00.000 He got a job at CNN as a contributor.

00:22:02.000 This has happened a million times before, making a mistake when you're interrogated by the FBI.

00:22:09.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:22:11.000 Reacts to a call that he should be investigated.

00:22:13.000 Ooh.

00:22:14.000 So Robert Mueller is.

00:22:16.000 I'm not as excited about this news as everyone else is.

00:22:18.000 I still think four years is ridiculous.

00:22:21.000 And when you're 67 years old, is four years really that different from seven?

00:22:26.000 It should be fucking zero.

00:22:30.000 Like that guy who's in prison, Max Hare's buddy, Animal, for killing a pedophile.

00:22:37.000 I can't wait to become a judge.

00:22:38.000 You murdered a pedophile in cold blood, even though you're absolutely positive it was him.

00:22:43.000 Okay, you know what?

00:22:44.000 Fuck you.

00:22:45.000 Guilty.

00:22:46.000 You are going to the tombs in New York City for two entire days, and you have a $350 fine.

00:22:54.000 Get him out of here.

00:22:55.000 Get him out of my courtroom.

00:22:56.000 Roger Stone, you're working with Julian Assange?

00:22:59.000 You know, he basically committed a crime when he released Hillary's emails.

00:23:02.000 You know what?

00:23:03.000 Fuck you, Roger Stone.

00:23:05.000 You have a $1,000 fine.

00:23:09.000 No jail time or probation or anything.

00:23:11.000 It's a misdemeanor erased from your record.

00:23:13.000 Thousand bucks, Stone.

00:23:18.000 What's Carpe Dunkdom's take?

00:23:22.000 Listen to this.

00:23:24.000 Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, and things seem hard or tough, and people are stupid, obnoxious, or daft, and you feel what you've had quite enough.

00:23:44.000 Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving, revolving at 900, 100 miles an hour, that's orbiting at 90 miles a second.

00:23:56.000 So it's reckoned.

00:23:57.000 A sun that is the source of all our power.

00:24:01.000 The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see are moving at a million miles a day in an outer spiral at 40,000 miles an hour.

00:24:13.000 The galaxy we call the Milky Way.

00:24:17.000 Roger's sexual proclivities are so adventurous, I don't mind seeing him just as a housewife.

00:24:24.000 It's plausible.

00:24:25.000 It's on expanding and expanding in all of the directions it can whiz.

00:24:30.000 Anyway, you guys are.

00:24:31.000 As fast as it can go, he gets back in the fridge at the end.

00:24:34.000 You know, that song kind of always annoyed me because it's Monty Python saying there's no intelligent life down here.

00:24:41.000 It reminds me of this.

00:24:42.000 I checked in on my buddies sometimes in Twitter, my old comedy pals, to see what they're up to.

00:24:47.000 And Tim Harrington, the singer of Lesavvi Faf, I used to hang out with him all the time.

00:24:52.000 Our kids were friends.

00:24:54.000 And we never, politics never really came up.

00:24:56.000 This is back in Obama days.

00:24:58.000 But now his feed is just Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.

00:25:03.000 And one of the tweets I read really haunted me.

00:25:07.000 It said, the kids voted for a drunk school bus driver.

00:25:14.000 And now we can't do a recount or get him off the bus.

00:25:19.000 And I just thought, that is so perfect.

00:25:23.000 That's how you see us, liberals.

00:25:26.000 You see us as children.

00:25:28.000 Whoever elected Trump is a child.

00:25:31.000 He's a drunk.

00:25:32.000 And I get the analogy with the drunk, whatever you want.

00:25:35.000 Yeah, he's bombastic.

00:25:36.000 Sure.

00:25:36.000 That part works.

00:25:37.000 But your analogy falls apart when you call us children, when you call half the country children.

00:25:48.000 So, I don't know.

00:25:49.000 I'm not really dancing in the streets at four years.

00:25:53.000 Anything more than a $1,000 fine, and even that $1,000 fine is fucking stupid, but I can handle that level of injustice.

00:26:00.000 Speaking of injustice, Tommy Robinson promoted our Justice for Liberty thing.

00:26:08.000 I tried to put that up on my YouTube.

00:26:09.000 I wonder if it's going to take.

00:26:11.000 Antifa is desperately trying to hack the site.

00:26:16.000 They're doing things like they will donate like 10 cents to try to figure out where the money's going so they can harass PayPal or Chase.

00:26:27.000 Or they'll say they'll put in $1,000 and then block the charge to fuck up the number.

00:26:33.000 But I think it's amazing that this isn't even for, you know, proud boys to do something that is controversial.

00:26:44.000 This is for a baby.

00:26:46.000 This fund is to give to a fatherless child who is flat broke.

00:26:51.000 John Kinsman is declared bankruptcy.

00:26:53.000 And they're trying to get her, you know, presents at Christmas and shit like that.

00:26:56.000 Nope.

00:26:57.000 Fuck that.

00:26:58.000 No black baby without a father.

00:27:00.000 You can't have any favors.

00:27:03.000 But this was Tommy's take on it.

00:27:04.000 I thought this was pretty cool.

00:27:09.000 This is just a quick video.

00:27:11.000 It's an appeal, really.

00:27:14.000 There was some crowd boys.

00:27:15.000 I was reminded of something with Hack Baker with the PC plod, the opening song.

00:27:20.000 When I went to visit him, I met this fucking dude with a massive machete scar.

00:27:24.000 And I said, you know, in America, the cops are kind of on our side as far as like hooligans, as far as working class people who are concerned about Islam and patriots and Trump supporters.

00:27:38.000 The cops like us.

00:27:39.000 The cops like proud boys, but their bosses don't.

00:27:42.000 So they can't really have our backs.

00:27:44.000 But I don't feel a kinship with any captains or lieutenants or anything, or even some detectives.

00:27:52.000 But as far as like the boys in blue out on the streets, they're good guys.

00:27:56.000 And he goes, not here, mate.

00:27:57.000 No fucking way.

00:27:59.000 No one likes them.

00:28:00.000 They're fucking evil.

00:28:01.000 They're cock suckers.

00:28:03.000 Oh, okay.

00:28:04.000 Well, that's, I guess, you know, that sounds weird to me, though, because it's not a well-paying job at the beginning.

00:28:10.000 So you tend to be working class.

00:28:11.000 So you tend to understand working class problems.

00:28:13.000 No, no, no, mate.

00:28:16.000 And then I'm talking to Tommy later on.

00:28:19.000 And I go, I think I'm getting the coronavirus.

00:28:23.000 I'm talking to Tommy later on.

00:28:25.000 And I said what I just said to him, what I said to you.

00:28:27.000 And they go, no, it's exactly the same here in London that it is in New York.

00:28:31.000 They're all like geezers.

00:28:32.000 Some of them are top geysers.

00:28:34.000 It's their boss, just as you said.

00:28:37.000 And I said, well, Noddy said that they're fucking bastards.

00:28:40.000 And they go, yeah, Noddy's a criminal.

00:28:42.000 Of course he fucking hates them.

00:28:44.000 They get in his way when he's trying to commit crimes.

00:28:50.000 From America, put in jail after fighting Vantifa.

00:28:54.000 I've just seen an appeal.

00:28:56.000 I've been in this situation only for a small amount of time and so many people supported me.

00:29:02.000 This gentleman has a young baby called Libby who now doesn't have his dad with him.

00:29:10.000 Her dad?

00:29:11.000 For four years.

00:29:12.000 Antifa activists, who are violent, waited outside of a Proud Boys event to attack them.

00:29:23.000 They did attack them.

00:29:25.000 These men acted in self-defense, but just as we've seen the politicization of our courts, the same happened in America.

00:29:33.000 A massive campaign to designate the Proud Boys as a hate group.

00:29:38.000 And the lad's now been sentenced to four years.

00:29:42.000 So he will.

00:29:46.000 I can remember 2011, I went to jail and I was leading the English Defence League.

00:29:51.000 And I remember everyone says, we're with you, we're with you.

00:29:54.000 And I remember how alone I felt.

00:29:56.000 I spent 22 weeks in solitary confinement, shipped to five different prisons.

00:30:04.000 And I remember thinking, fuck off.

00:30:07.000 Everyone says they're with you.

00:30:09.000 My wife's out there struggling.

00:30:11.000 My kids are out there.

00:30:13.000 I remember thinking that.

00:30:15.000 I haven't felt that in my last few sentences.

00:30:17.000 I've smiled.

00:30:18.000 I felt so much love and support.

00:30:20.000 So this, it would be great if he felt mass support.

00:30:27.000 So if you can spare a pound, a few pounds, five pounds, twenty pounds, fifty pound, whatever you can spare, let's let this lad know that people support him, support his family.

00:30:41.000 I'll put the link in here.

00:30:44.000 He should have said the name of the site.

00:30:46.000 He put it in the write-up or held up a picture.

00:30:51.000 Tommy's kicking ass and taking names, by the way.

00:30:53.000 He just went to Denmark, where in parliament they gave him a free speech award.

00:30:58.000 And now he's going to Russia to explain to politicians there, likely corrupt politicians, the trouble with Islam.

00:31:06.000 And he's sort of put together this incredible presentation about grooming gangs, how they start, what their MO is.

00:31:12.000 And I've told you the MO before, right?

00:31:14.000 You offer the 12-year-old a sweetie, and then you say, let me see a picture of your boobs, or give this guy a kiss on the cheek, and then they say, oh, we have a Polaroid of you kissing on the cheek.

00:31:24.000 You better show us your tits.

00:31:25.000 And then, oh, we have a Polaroid of your tits.

00:31:26.000 We're going to show it to your whole family.

00:31:28.000 And then you keep roping them in with more and more blackmail until you have a prostitute.

00:31:34.000 And that's racist to point out in Britain.

00:31:39.000 They keep getting fucking attacked on a daily basis, and they keep denying that there's an issue.

00:31:48.000 Speaking of issues, Juicy Small A is going to court on the 23rd.

00:31:57.000 Where did I put that?

00:31:59.000 Yeah, it's right before Roger Stone.

00:32:02.000 Indicted by special prosecutor in Chicago.

00:32:06.000 Good.

00:32:06.000 Maybe after, oh, this is Donald Trump Jr., whose Instagram I highly recommend, by the way.

00:32:10.000 He had Mitt Romney and mom jeans, and it said, mom jeans, because I'm a fucking pussy.

00:32:18.000 Maybe after putting so many through so much, what are you doing?

00:32:22.000 And fanning the flames of hate for weeks, maybe we will finally get justice for Jussie.

00:32:28.000 Now, if this was a MAGA guy, like say, who's that home improvement dude, Tim Allen.

00:32:36.000 If Tim Allen said that liberals beat him up and took his MAGA hat and put a noose around his neck, whatever, he would be arrested, ridiculed, thrown in jail.

00:32:46.000 Again, he did time for dealing cocaine.

00:32:53.000 He would have had the book thrown at him.

00:32:55.000 But because he's black and gay, Michelle Obama did everything she could to hide this case.

00:33:00.000 But eventually, justice has to happen.

00:33:03.000 We should go down for that case.

00:33:04.000 Milo was talking about covering it.

00:33:07.000 We also have CPAC and AFPAC we should cover.

00:33:12.000 And I also want to get these new shows out, Fighting with Larry and Gary's Mailbag.

00:33:19.000 That's Larry Barnes commentating on fights.

00:33:22.000 And Gary contaminating my desk until I can't do my show.

00:33:27.000 And going through the mail.

00:33:31.000 Are they denying the link?

00:33:34.000 It's so weird.

00:33:34.000 I remember heavy as a vice type of thing, but more hip-hop.

00:33:39.000 With my big bro, JoJo.

00:33:42.000 God, he's such an imbecile.

00:33:44.000 You know what's funny about all the pictures of him going in and out of the courthouse now?

00:33:47.000 He's got this look of persecution on him, like, I'm basically the new Malcolm X. Vilified.

00:33:54.000 Look at them throwing me back in court just because I'm black and gay.

00:34:00.000 No, in fact, it's your black and gayness that kept you out of court this long.

00:34:04.000 But you're in it now, buddy.

00:34:06.000 What's going to happen to him?

00:34:07.000 Is he going to get seven to nine years?

00:34:09.000 Will the government recommend seven to nine years for him?

00:34:12.000 He's going to get the dumbest sentence ever.

00:34:16.000 It's going to be like four months of probation.

00:34:20.000 Whoa!

00:34:22.000 Wait, turn it up.

00:34:25.000 Hate crime.

00:34:26.000 Smollett's attorney just learning the news.

00:34:29.000 They have their ability to do whatever they're going to do, and we will push back against them.

00:34:34.000 The 36-page indictment includes 16 felonies for lying to police.

00:34:39.000 He told them he was beaten on this Chicago street corner by two men who were which I'm told is a huge gay street.

00:34:46.000 No, pause it.

00:34:48.000 Yeah.

00:34:50.000 Homos go up and down there and they suck dick for mess.

00:34:54.000 It's like gay prostitution street.

00:34:56.000 I'm sure not a lot were doing them that night because it was like zero degrees, nine minus 20.

00:35:01.000 It was cold enough to freeze bleach.

00:35:04.000 Go on him and left a noose around his neck.

00:35:07.000 Who the would make something like this up?

00:35:11.000 Bogus police report.

00:35:12.000 A retard cause real harm.

00:35:15.000 Chicago's top cop says the actor orchestrated the stunt for publicity.

00:35:20.000 Investigators say he hired Abel and Ola Osentier.

00:35:23.000 He hired the Hodge twins to do what?

00:35:23.000 We know.

00:35:27.000 Seen here on security footage to stage the attack.

00:35:31.000 The brothers face so lame.

00:35:34.000 Maybe Africans don't even know what lynching is.

00:35:38.000 But it's supposed to be a thick rope.

00:35:39.000 It has to carry a person.

00:35:41.000 He had like a shoestring around his neck.

00:35:44.000 In Cook County, most criminal cases don't go to trial.

00:35:47.000 A lot of them are resolved in a police.

00:35:48.000 Consonance.

00:35:49.000 I've seen salami strung up more thoroughly.

00:35:51.000 ...federal charges after police say he mailed himself a death threat.

00:35:55.000 If convicted, Smollett could face up to...

00:35:59.000 The way you have to see Juicy Smollett is he's an infant.

00:36:03.000 Like, think of a four-year-old.

00:36:04.000 That's what you're looking at right now.

00:36:06.000 Hold on to me.

00:36:08.000 Okay, I'm holding.

00:36:09.000 So, and he's being intense because he's noticed that other four-year-olds are intense and he wants to look like other four-year-olds.

00:36:15.000 He's trying to blend in.

00:36:17.000 I'm still not done with the news.

00:36:18.000 This is all news.

00:36:20.000 The hunt is back.

00:36:22.000 Remember that movie that was banned?

00:36:24.000 And I said, don't ban it.

00:36:26.000 I don't care that elitists are hunting mega supporters for sport.

00:36:30.000 I like that.

00:36:31.000 I even like Jordan Peele's Nazi Hunter show because I see it as a parody of liberal paranoia.

00:36:40.000 It's a funny joke, the idea of Nazis lurking everywhere and you having to kill them.

00:36:45.000 And this, this is a good example of what the elites want to do.

00:36:49.000 They want us dead, by the way.

00:36:51.000 They don't want us censored.

00:36:53.000 They look at Max Hare.

00:36:54.000 He's in prison and they're terrorizing his girlfriend because they don't want him even to have a relationship.

00:36:58.000 They want us dead.

00:37:00.000 So this hunting thing is their fantasy.

00:37:03.000 And I'm glad they did it.

00:37:05.000 But of course you had to make the hair a fucking badass bitch.

00:37:11.000 You don't understand the question?

00:37:13.000 Oh, no, I do.

00:37:15.000 Most people know where they are.

00:37:18.000 Why most people?

00:37:19.000 You're in the glorious state of Arkansas, sweetheart.

00:37:21.000 No, no, please!

00:37:25.000 Ha!

00:37:25.000 No!

00:37:27.000 No!

00:37:28.000 Now, what's those people in that corner store?

00:37:32.000 Are they billionaires?

00:37:35.000 Or are they just they work at this hunting ground?

00:37:38.000 Because they're probably making like if they work at this hunting ground, they're probably making like 60K a year or something.

00:37:43.000 So you should just kill these poor workers.

00:37:46.000 I don't like that in movies like stormtroopers when you see them getting killed.

00:37:49.000 I'm like, they're just doing their job.

00:37:52.000 You know, or when someone's escaping from a corrupt place and they're killing all the security on the way out.

00:37:56.000 I'm like, those guys are just retired cops trying to make some extra money for their kids' college.

00:38:01.000 Normal folk like us.

00:38:04.000 Mississippi.

00:38:08.000 I bet a lot of those actors would love to hunt mega supporters.

00:38:11.000 Like that mad TV guy.

00:38:13.000 We're being hunted.

00:38:18.000 Oh, it's the producers, the same producers as Gedal.

00:38:20.000 Oh, we talked about this, right?

00:38:21.000 You thought it was Jordan Peel.

00:38:24.000 Yeah, a woman's gonna kill me by sticking a shoe in my eye.

00:38:34.000 This is the same one.

00:38:35.000 We've seen this before.

00:38:36.000 Yeah.

00:38:38.000 So that's good news.

00:38:39.000 The more art, the better.

00:38:41.000 Even if it's anti-me.

00:38:42.000 Also in the news, Bloomberg, I think Andrew Yang is out.

00:38:48.000 Thank you.

00:38:51.000 I think we're down to Butt Boy and Sanders.

00:38:56.000 Butt Boy.

00:38:57.000 I don't know if Biden is even in.

00:39:00.000 Is there a link for Bloomberg?

00:39:02.000 No, I didn't.

00:39:03.000 I sent it to you yesterday.

00:39:04.000 Oh, let me see.

00:39:07.000 Since I've been kicked off social media, my text groups are my social media.

00:39:11.000 I got my Bloom.

00:39:14.000 So it's just old white people left.

00:39:17.000 Are you sure he's done done or this is just damning?

00:39:22.000 Because he resigned?

00:39:23.000 Stepped out?

00:39:24.000 I don't know.

00:39:25.000 I don't know.

00:39:25.000 There's a lot of denial too.

00:39:27.000 Like Buddhigig thinks he won.

00:39:29.000 No one who's run who's not been first or second in New Hampshire is ever a president, is ever even a nominee.

00:39:34.000 He used your 5% in this quote.

00:39:38.000 95% of your money.

00:39:40.000 This is getting spooky.

00:39:41.000 And murder victory.

00:39:42.000 Spooken.

00:39:45.000 Why wouldn't you just pull up the spooky?

00:39:47.000 I was on a different thing.

00:39:48.000 Oh my God.

00:39:49.000 Look how slow you are.

00:39:51.000 This is him pulling up his video drop.

00:39:54.000 Spook him.

00:39:56.000 The moment's gone.

00:39:58.000 Yeah, so Bloomberg is fucked.

00:40:00.000 I think he's out of the race because of this horrible racist thing that he said.

00:40:04.000 And it is perfectly reasonable.

00:40:07.000 95% of your murders and murderers and murdered victims fit one MO.

00:40:14.000 You can just take the description zero and pass it out to all the topics.

00:40:18.000 That's a male minority fit in the 2016.

00:40:21.000 That's true in the earth.

00:40:25.000 And that's what the real time she's got.

00:40:30.000 She's got some specialists.

00:40:41.000 is people say, oh my God, you are arresting kids for marijuana.

00:40:46.000 They're all minorities.

00:40:48.000 Why?

00:40:48.000 That's true.

00:40:49.000 Because we've got the customers against us.

00:40:52.000 That's true.

00:40:52.000 Why she does it?

00:40:53.000 That's what it's the way she gets the guns on the kitchen is to run them against the wall.

00:41:00.000 First speaker, and then they start to say, oh, I don't want that.

00:41:04.000 I don't want to get caught.

00:41:04.000 So they don't bring the gun.

00:41:06.000 95%.

00:41:08.000 Help me out here.

00:41:10.000 What is controversial about that?

00:41:11.000 I think the video ends before he gets to the controversial part.

00:41:15.000 You can only see a minute.

00:41:17.000 He was always cool about stopping frisk in New York.

00:41:20.000 Now, for his presidency run, he took it all back and said, stop and frisk is evil.

00:41:25.000 Never do it.

00:41:26.000 Don't ever do it.

00:41:27.000 It's horrible.

00:41:28.000 Meanwhile, it's why he was a successful mayor.

00:41:30.000 It's why Juliani cleaned, it's how Giuliani cleaned up New York by catching turnstile jumpers.

00:41:37.000 It's it called broken window theory?

00:41:40.000 Please don't send me nine letters telling me I got broken window theory wrong.

00:41:43.000 Please.

00:41:44.000 I'm done being lectured by millennials.

00:41:47.000 We have his apology for the stop and frisk here.

00:41:50.000 Ah, thank you.

00:41:54.000 Hmm.

00:41:56.000 Big gay ice cream is the best.

00:42:00.000 Look at the way he spoons that.

00:42:02.000 Did you notice that?

00:42:02.000 Ah, thank you.

00:42:04.000 Yep.

00:42:05.000 I've never used a spoon before.

00:42:08.000 Big gay ice cream.

00:42:09.000 His servants usually just spoon feed him?

00:42:11.000 Does he usually eat with a ladle?

00:42:12.000 They're like, what the fuck is this thing?

00:42:14.000 A little ladle?

00:42:16.000 Yeah, he said he was getting shit about Stop and Frisk.

00:42:19.000 This is back, I'm going to say like five or six years ago.

00:42:23.000 And they said it's racist.

00:42:25.000 And he goes, yeah, it is racist.

00:42:27.000 Against whites.

00:42:30.000 He said whites represent X amount of crime in New York.

00:42:34.000 5%.

00:42:36.000 5%.

00:42:37.000 And they are pulled over.

00:42:38.000 Let's say it's 5% just for fun.

00:42:40.000 They are pulled over and stopped and frisked about 7% to 8%.

00:42:44.000 So they're getting frisked more than they commit crimes.

00:42:48.000 And blacks who are committing more, a higher percentage of crimes than they are getting frisked.

00:42:53.000 So it's actually affirmative action.

00:42:56.000 But that still means that hundreds and hundreds of black people are being stopped and frisked.

00:43:01.000 But it fucking worked.

00:43:02.000 People don't get that New York is a hellhole crime zone.

00:43:07.000 It's not Norway.

00:43:08.000 It's not Scandinavia.

00:43:10.000 It's not a matter of just throwing money at the problem.

00:43:13.000 It needs tough love.

00:43:15.000 It's a tough city that's fucking dangerous.

00:43:18.000 You want to see a white crime?

00:43:20.000 Yes.

00:43:22.000 Teen pranksters pretend to spill coronavirus on New York City subway.

00:43:24.000 It's all good.

00:43:31.000 black and white.

00:43:40.000 Who would fall for that?

00:43:42.000 I would.

00:43:45.000 No, I'm out.

00:43:47.000 Oh!

00:43:50.000 Oh, this is wild!

00:43:52.000 Oh, this is wild!

00:43:55.000 This guy on his shoes.

00:43:57.000 I have virus on my shoes.

00:44:02.000 Did you see the guy on the plane?

00:44:03.000 We talked about him, right?

00:44:04.000 Yeah.

00:44:07.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:07.000 Yeah, we showed him.

00:44:09.000 Speaking of Scandinavia, you can't buy a plane ticket in Northern Europe without getting a fucking lecture on how much you suck.

00:44:20.000 Now, Scandinavia, as we know, is Denmark, Norway, and Sweden.

00:44:25.000 And it's an incredibly successful place, very racially homogeneous place.

00:44:30.000 And if you dare show any pride there, the airline SAS, Scandinavian Americans, I don't know what SAS stands for.

00:44:41.000 Scandinavian Airlines wants you to know that everything you take for granted as Scandinavian culture is not yours.

00:44:49.000 It's stolen.

00:44:50.000 It sucks.

00:44:51.000 What is truly Scandinavian?

00:44:54.000 Nothing.

00:44:55.000 Nope.

00:44:59.000 Absolutely nothing.

00:45:02.000 Fuck you.

00:45:06.000 This is whites in a nutshell.

00:45:06.000 You know what?

00:45:09.000 They love saying that they're useless.

00:45:11.000 I don't get it.

00:45:13.000 Maybe it's because I'm Scottish.

00:45:16.000 Would you do an all-Scottish mailbag today?

00:45:21.000 There's no such thing.

00:45:23.000 Everything is copied.

00:45:26.000 Our democracy.

00:45:30.000 Credit goes to Greece.

00:45:31.000 Just pause.

00:45:33.000 Well, yeah, I guess the Greeks were the first to practice democracy.

00:45:36.000 Then it evolved and spread out into all kinds of different versions.

00:45:40.000 Like, just because you can trace something back to a different place doesn't mean it's not fundamentally yours.

00:45:46.000 You think that you're a person?

00:45:48.000 You're not.

00:45:50.000 You're 50% mom and 50% dad.

00:45:54.000 Without them, you wouldn't exist.

00:45:56.000 Ergo, you don't exist.

00:45:58.000 You're 0% you.

00:45:59.000 Nothing is Gavin.

00:46:00.000 Nothing.

00:46:01.000 Nada.

00:46:02.000 Niente.

00:46:04.000 This is such weak logic.

00:46:06.000 Parental leave?

00:46:08.000 Thank you, Switzerland.

00:46:11.000 The iconic Scandinavian windmills.

00:46:14.000 Just pause.

00:46:15.000 They got the ideas for parenting from Switzerland?

00:46:19.000 What does that mean?

00:46:20.000 Are they talking about paternal leave or something?

00:46:21.000 Yeah, yeah, paid leave.

00:46:23.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:46:25.000 If anyone else did it before you, it's not yours.

00:46:27.000 By the way, what culture anywhere in the world sprung up from the ground?

00:46:32.000 Maybe the Papua New Guinean cargo cult who worship aeroplanes?

00:46:37.000 Oh no, that's our planes they worship.

00:46:39.000 Maybe some tribesman in some far-off land, like that idiot who was getting an Instagram of himself on that Thailand island off of India, and he was killed by the Aboriginals there.

00:46:52.000 Maybe them, but their culture sucks.

00:46:56.000 Culture, by definition, is an amalgam of different influences.

00:47:00.000 It's what you do with the ingredients.

00:47:02.000 It's the pie you bake.

00:47:03.000 The sentinels.

00:47:04.000 sentence yeah irritating actually invented in persia Oh, because Persians.

00:47:14.000 Because Persians had some roundabout thingy, then you can't have your modern windmills.

00:47:21.000 It's basically this.

00:47:23.000 You stole it from Persia.

00:47:25.000 Yeah.

00:47:26.000 And we made the German bicycle a staple of our city.

00:47:30.000 A bike with a basket.

00:47:31.000 Thank you, Germany.

00:47:32.000 What Nassing!

00:47:38.000 It's Turkish.

00:47:39.000 What?

00:47:40.000 Smapple.

00:47:41.000 So just pause.

00:47:43.000 The Vikings were such fucking incredible badasses who basically created English, by the way.

00:47:49.000 Defined Europe.

00:47:51.000 All Scottish folklore.

00:47:52.000 All that Loch Ness monster and all that.

00:47:55.000 That's Nordic god shit.

00:47:57.000 That's Viking shit.

00:47:58.000 The Vikings dominated Europe forever.

00:48:01.000 And the fact that they went down to Turkey, stole their bread, got the recipe, and brought it back, that's Scandinavian.

00:48:09.000 That's incredible that you guys were able to spread out that far and create this culture from all your winnings.

00:48:18.000 Thor, you're an amalgamation of a bunch of cultural diffusions.

00:48:22.000 That's I hate that kind of bread, by the way, Scandinavia.

00:48:27.000 I love that type of bread.

00:48:28.000 Yeah, we heard your joke, shit lips.

00:48:31.000 What about licorice?

00:48:32.000 It's Chinese.

00:48:34.000 And miss so much, don't you?

00:48:36.000 German.

00:48:40.000 They show an old Scandinavian woman crying.

00:48:44.000 You're useless.

00:48:46.000 Cry, bitch.

00:48:49.000 And it gets worse.

00:48:50.000 Rumor has it the also Swedish meatballs might not be as Swedish as you think, but Turkish.

00:48:58.000 Even from when the Swedes invaded Turkey and took the best their culture had to offer Danish isn't Danish.

00:49:08.000 You're not Danish.

00:49:11.000 The paperclip was actually invented by an American.

00:49:15.000 What?

00:49:16.000 Are Scandinavians particularly proud of their paperclips?

00:49:19.000 This is like when they do Black History Month and they go, hey, without black inventors, none of this would be here.

00:49:24.000 What do you mean?

00:49:25.000 Well, that peanut butter, that traffic light, and those potato chips would be gone.

00:49:30.000 Okay, bye.

00:49:33.000 Oh, yeah?

00:49:34.000 You think you have culture?

00:49:35.000 That's not even your paperclip.

00:49:37.000 Okay, I won't use, I don't use paperclips.

00:49:39.000 The World Trade Center technically built by black people since peanut butter fueled them.

00:49:44.000 Oh, you like your architecture?

00:49:46.000 Bricks came from Persia.

00:49:50.000 America, thank you for taking the first steps in empowering the women's rights movement.

00:49:55.000 You're welcome.

00:49:56.000 Wait, just because they're first doesn't mean it's not your thing, too.

00:50:00.000 We're no better than our Viking ancestors.

00:50:04.000 You may want to do a 20-me and 21-and-me, whatever that's called, DNA thing.

00:50:11.000 You're not exactly replete with Viking ancestors, my friend.

00:50:14.000 I was at a bar the other day and I was talking about us to the Spanish bartenderies from Spain.

00:50:19.000 And by the way, it's his fault that I thought I could pick up beanbag and alligator arms because he seemed very enthusiastic about them.

00:50:29.000 And he got it in my head that they would give a shit about me.

00:50:32.000 Anyway, he goes, well, it's not we.

00:50:35.000 You're from Canada.

00:50:36.000 I'm from Spain.

00:50:37.000 It's hardly we.

00:50:38.000 I was talking about something in Western.

00:50:40.000 And I said, look, dude, we have to take all the guilt for all the bad shit.

00:50:45.000 So I'm also taking the winnings.

00:50:46.000 I'm also taking the pride for all the incredible inventions, you know, like this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, I'm going to take the credit.

00:50:58.000 If I have to bear the brunt of slavery, I'm also going to take the winnings of electricity and democracy and separation of church and state and the Industrial Revolution and fucking glass.

00:51:11.000 Do you know how complex it is to make glass?

00:51:15.000 Check out the glass chapter and who built that.

00:51:17.000 It's incredible.

00:51:19.000 The Venetians and the technology used to melt sand and turn it into a fucking transparent thing.

00:51:26.000 Jesus, it's complicated.

00:51:28.000 No, we don't need to see a documentary on glass.

00:51:30.000 Thank you very much.

00:51:32.000 Go back to this Scandinavian culture.

00:51:34.000 It doesn't exist shit.

00:51:36.000 It's a unique Scandinavian thing.

00:51:40.000 By the way, you're welcome.

00:51:41.000 I've been great.

00:51:51.000 Innovation.

00:51:52.000 Progress.

00:51:53.000 Yeah, we improve it.

00:51:54.000 The best of everywhere.

00:51:58.000 To here.

00:52:00.000 Yeah, that's what Scandinavian culture is: a beautiful, successful amalgam of what is inherently theirs, what was born there, and what they brought in from their conquering and exploring.

00:52:13.000 by peace, by everyday people who found the best of our lives.

00:52:19.000 I'll tell you one thing that is uniquely white and that whites created, and that's guilt and shame.

00:52:28.000 We are the progenitors of ethnomasochism.

00:52:31.000 We invented we suck culture.

00:52:34.000 You're not going to find this in Mexico.

00:52:36.000 Mexico Airlines isn't going to talk about how much they suck.

00:52:39.000 Can you imagine?

00:52:40.000 Imagine an African airlines ad.

00:52:43.000 We think we have invented things and there are things that are African.

00:52:46.000 Maybe, you know, hunting albinos and drinking their blood, but everything else was invented by the white man.

00:52:54.000 The plane we are flying, the schedule, the airport itself was all white people.

00:53:01.000 So we would like from Africa to give you a large thank you to the white man for making this beautiful, beautiful culture.

00:53:10.000 Can I have a flight from here to the...

00:53:14.000 I don't even care if they eat the poo-poo.

00:53:17.000 Why are you gay?

00:53:18.000 Why are you gay?

00:53:20.000 Okay, now we're finally done with all the breaking news.

00:53:25.000 Now we just have sweet tidbits.

00:53:26.000 How long have we been chatting for?

00:53:28.000 Oh, we took a break in the middle, right?

00:53:29.000 A little bit.

00:53:30.000 A little bit.

00:53:31.000 All right, what should I squeeze in here?

00:53:34.000 How about Scott Ockerman?

00:53:35.000 This was fun to watch.

00:53:37.000 So we've been doing this.

00:53:38.000 We're at, what, 15,100 subscribers.

00:53:41.000 We've been doing this since June.

00:53:43.000 So about half a year.

00:53:45.000 June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February.

00:53:49.000 Yeah.

00:53:51.000 Eight months.

00:53:54.000 And we have 15,000.

00:53:55.000 SquawkBox on MSNBC is lucky to get 25,000.

00:54:02.000 Now, of our 15,100, all of them are in the 25 to 54 demographic, which is all that matters.

00:54:10.000 You can have a billion 70-year-olds watching your show.

00:54:13.000 The advertisers aren't interested because 70-year-olds don't buy anything.

00:54:16.000 So all that matters is the demographic.

00:54:18.000 And we have a perfect demographic.

00:54:20.000 Maybe it's a little too male, but as far as age goes, they're a very valued demo.

00:54:25.000 And we've been doing this for eight months.

00:54:26.000 How long has MSNBC been around?

00:54:29.000 And how much fucking money have they spent?

00:54:32.000 And they're piped into your living room against your will.

00:54:35.000 They're just sitting there saying, watch me, watch me.

00:54:37.000 And they have 10,000 more than us.

00:54:40.000 Now, our show isn't close to as successful as, say, Scott Auckerman's podcast, which gets 2 million.

00:54:48.000 And the thing I love about this interview is you can see these three boomers in their dinosaur media building that is probably fucking literally half a million dollars a month in rent.

00:55:01.000 They're right there, right by Times Square.

00:55:04.000 And they must know their days are numbered.

00:55:07.000 And they're sitting there talking to the future and pretending they're just learning about, you know, the economy of cheese.

00:55:14.000 So where do you get the milk from?

00:55:15.000 And how, do you have a lot of regulations?

00:55:17.000 You got a lot of hoops you got to jump through?

00:55:19.000 They're pretending that they're just curious about economics.

00:55:22.000 But what they're really doing is lying on their deathbeds talking to a virile young man who gets pussy every night.

00:55:31.000 Really has.

00:55:32.000 I mean, when I started out in comedy in the 90s, and there were basically just a few ways to get popular.

00:55:38.000 You had to be on something like The Tonight Show, and if you were on The Tonight Show, you could tour endlessly from it.

00:55:43.000 Now being on the Tonight Show is essentially enormous.

00:55:47.000 There's so many talk shows out there.

00:55:49.000 Who cares if you're on one?

00:55:52.000 That just said that TV is no longer effective.

00:55:56.000 Who cares if you're on a talk show?

00:55:59.000 He's on a talk show right now.

00:56:01.000 And he's so right.

00:56:02.000 Like him being on Squawkbox.

00:56:05.000 Ooh, the 2 million that listen to his podcast are really interested in the 25,000 people that watch Squawk Box.

00:56:13.000 So he's doing them a favor just appearing on this.

00:56:16.000 Which is why, wait, which is why the producers booked him.

00:56:19.000 Because they go, we got to get our numbers up.

00:56:21.000 He's got all these young people listening to his pot, whatever a pop pood cast is.

00:56:26.000 Can you guys talk to him?

00:56:28.000 Yeah, we'll interview him.

00:56:29.000 Can we get some of your glamour, some of your machismo, some of your mojo?

00:56:39.000 And you had to sort of get a really strong 10-minute axe that could translate.

00:56:43.000 It's like Alec Baldwin in.

00:56:45.000 You know what movie I'm talking about?

00:56:47.000 When he comes in and he's like, you need brass balls to sell.

00:56:50.000 A, always B, B, C, selling.

00:56:53.000 When he goes in there to give him a peck talk.

00:56:54.000 Boss, baby?

00:56:57.000 Let's go do it.

00:56:58.000 Yeah, don't interrupt the show if you don't know what the reference is, please.

00:57:02.000 Into a sitcom like Roseanne or Seinfeld or Ray Romano.

00:57:05.000 And nowadays, with the democratization of the internet, you can basically, I put out a podcast that gets 2 million listens a month, and I'm on a sold-out tour across the country, and no one has ever heard of me.

00:57:17.000 So let's just go back to the 2 million a month.

00:57:20.000 What did it take for you to get there?

00:57:22.000 I've been doing it for seven years.

00:57:23.000 So when I started seven years ago, I would get about 2,000.

00:57:27.000 That's my favorite part.

00:57:29.000 Because he's like, maybe he's been doing this since he was a kid or something?

00:57:34.000 No, I've been doing it for about the same amount of time as you've been working at MSNBC.

00:57:38.000 So seven years.

00:57:39.000 What are you making now?

00:57:41.000 I make $300K a year.

00:57:43.000 That's a good night for me.

00:57:45.000 Great night, actually.

00:57:46.000 I'd be pretty happy with that.

00:57:47.000 But I only get that maybe 40% of the nights.

00:57:54.000 $2 million a month.

00:57:55.000 What did it take for you to get there?

00:57:57.000 I've been doing it for seven years.

00:57:59.000 So when I started seven years ago, I would get about 20,000 listens a week.

00:58:04.000 I've done it consistently.

00:58:05.000 Oh, that's the other thing, too.

00:58:07.000 For fun, he has a show like Squawkbox called Comedy Bang Bang, but that's not part of, that's not even on his own radar.

00:58:14.000 That's like, oh, yeah, I do what you guys do for fun once a week.

00:58:17.000 It's just sort of like playing golf with your friends.

00:58:20.000 Out once or twice a week.

00:58:22.000 I think I've developed an audience over the seven years that is really loyal.

00:58:26.000 Do you make money?

00:58:26.000 Was there a point, a tipping point where you make money on that?

00:58:28.000 Or is this really like a...

00:58:33.000 Oh, so it's not just viewers.

00:58:35.000 I mean, it's actual income.

00:58:38.000 Wow.

00:58:39.000 So it's like the two things I'm in this for are the money and the reach.

00:58:39.000 Okay.

00:58:44.000 And you got both.

00:58:49.000 Got A lost leader to get you all the other.

00:58:51.000 It really started out as a lost leader.

00:58:53.000 I think I did it for three or four years, maybe.

00:58:55.000 And I started a podcast network myself with a bunch of friends, and I gave them all shows.

00:59:01.000 And no advertiser would touch it because no one had ever heard of a podcast before.

00:59:05.000 We were laughed out of major, major brands saying, why would we ever advertise on a podcast?

00:59:11.000 And now we can all make really good livings off of it because advertisers have really noticed that people really listen to podcasts and they have really devoted niche listenership.

00:59:22.000 And people are really aiming for niche audiences right now in a way that we've never seen.

00:59:26.000 So free comedy.

00:59:28.000 Before you can make money, how many people have to be 30,000?

00:59:31.000 Doesn't she sound like an intern?

00:59:34.000 Or your baby sister or something?

00:59:36.000 So, and then how long was it before you started making money?

00:59:39.000 You said like seven years you'd been doing this in three or four.

00:59:42.000 So like three years you've been making tons and tons of money?

00:59:45.000 Fuck.

00:59:47.000 30,000 listens a week, then we can kind of, we can get an advertiser interested in it.

00:59:53.000 Let me go back to the comment about the today show just for a second.

00:59:55.000 So getting on a book show.

00:59:57.000 Tonight show.

00:59:57.000 Can I say the today show?

00:59:59.000 The tonight show.

00:59:59.000 I'm done.

01:00:00.000 That's perfect too.

01:00:01.000 Because he's basically doing the today show right now.

01:00:05.000 And Scott Ackerman just said, and I don't think he's being, he's doing this on purpose.

01:00:10.000 He's not a malicious.

01:00:11.000 He used to write for Mr. Show, by the way.

01:00:14.000 I think he's genuinely being benevolent and saying, yeah, I'll appear on your show and tell you my shit.

01:00:20.000 But this guy is crushed that his business is not appealing to anyone.

01:00:26.000 In other words, Scott appearing on your show right now is charity.

01:00:31.000 So this is like Jim Carrey showing a kid who just got a bike his car.

01:00:34.000 Yeah.

01:00:36.000 Getting on a big show like that doesn't move the needle anymore.

01:00:39.000 It doesn't move the needle anymore.

01:00:41.000 It used to be if you did a stand-up set, and especially if Johnny called you over to the couch, you would tour forever.

01:00:47.000 You would have a really solid, headlining career going in the clubs.

01:00:53.000 And now because there's just so much entertainment out there, it really doesn't matter if you're on one of those shows.

01:00:59.000 Is that a reflection of the tonight show or of the club scene?

01:01:01.000 Isn't it?

01:01:02.000 This is why, see, I was wondering why I love this so much, and it just keeps getting better and better.

01:01:06.000 So now she's trying to discount and go, well, maybe the tonight show has just gone down.

01:01:10.000 And TV's still really important.

01:01:12.000 Like being on Squawkbox is probably still really important, right?

01:01:17.000 No.

01:01:20.000 I mean, the club scene has sort of died down a little bit, but it's more of a kind of there's so much entertainment out there now, which is great for comedians because now you can get a show, but not everyone is watching that show anymore.

01:01:34.000 It used to be, you know, if you had a sitcom out there, you know, there'd be 30 million people.

01:01:38.000 Me too gatekeepers is what he's saying.

01:01:40.000 Watching your show.

01:01:41.000 And they are at the gate going, fuck.

01:01:44.000 Keep going.

01:01:45.000 Now we can put out my show, you know, my talk show that I host, Comedy Bang Bang.

01:01:50.000 You know, I mean, maybe 100,000 people will watch it every week, but that's four times squawkbox.

01:01:57.000 What's going to happen to Comedy Central?

01:01:59.000 Look at that other guy staring at the desk.

01:02:03.000 Wait a minute.

01:02:04.000 100,000, that's four times 25.

01:02:06.000 That's our best night quadrupled.

01:02:09.000 What the fuck?

01:02:10.000 This doesn't make any sense.

01:02:11.000 My days are numbered.

01:02:13.000 You just snapped out of it these days.

01:02:15.000 I think it's great.

01:02:16.000 I mean, it's a great place.

01:02:17.000 Kent Alterman just took over there.

01:02:19.000 And, you know, I mean, there will always be these sort of gatekeepers and these kind of destinations that people go to.

01:02:26.000 I know people who just turn on Comedy Central and they leave it on all day.

01:02:30.000 But what's more interesting, I think, are the newer things that are popping up that have niche audiences like CISO, where we do bajillion-dollar properties.

01:02:38.000 It's a small network, but the people who watch it are rabid, rabid fans, and they're willing to spend money.

01:02:45.000 I asked you before we came on, but most underrated comedian right now that we don't think about.

01:02:50.000 We talk about Amy Schumer.

01:02:51.000 She doesn't cover Benjamin.

01:02:52.000 Everyone talks about Amy Schubert.

01:02:54.000 Pretty good, huh?

01:02:56.000 All right, let's go to the mailbag and let's do all Scots.

01:03:02.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:03:06.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:03:12.000 Let me touch it.

01:03:14.000 All right.

01:03:15.000 Now, this is going to be hard for you to find because I'm just, why don't you just search Scottish as a word?

01:03:21.000 And you should start with Jennifer McInnes.

01:03:25.000 No relation to me, although maybe if you go back enough.

01:03:29.000 Dearest Gavin, this episode was worth...

01:03:32.000 Oh, she's talking about the stupid Trump supporters where I went through all of Trump's...

01:03:42.000 And you let him say, grab the pussy, and you let him do that, and you let him do that.

01:03:45.000 Remember that episode?

01:03:46.000 Yep.

01:03:47.000 And then at the end, we find that he writes children's science fiction.

01:03:50.000 Yeah.

01:03:51.000 And he's saying, you don't even read.

01:03:54.000 Apparently, you don't even write.

01:03:57.000 So she was liking that episode.

01:03:59.000 I'm 47, a happily married mom, an intellectually curious architect living in the Midwest.

01:04:04.000 We have four kids, which is miraculous since we married in 2001 when I was 28 and my husband was 37.

01:04:11.000 Keep telling the kids today to marry and procreate.

01:04:13.000 I would add that prayer is another magic ingredient to happiness.

01:04:17.000 I am absolutely fucking starved.

01:04:20.000 I'm adding in some words.

01:04:22.000 For smart humor.

01:04:24.000 Hubs and I suffered financially during Obama's tenure and we shut the fuck up about it.

01:04:29.000 On the day after Trump's election, I was greeted by a long text of fear from my closest friend from high school.

01:04:34.000 Suddenly, after all that, I'm a stupid, brainwashed, and hateful.

01:04:39.000 All this after biting my tongue about effing Obama for eight years, as I'm surrounded by women who are loudmouth, libs, or apolitical, living in the black hole state of Illinois, I've had all this political rage that needs to get out.

01:04:53.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:04:54.000 You and Milo makers laugh.

01:04:55.000 Hubs and I watch your show in bed.

01:04:57.000 Our kids are the same age as yours, and we share similar parenting styles, which is almost as alienating as being a conservative Gen X female.

01:05:07.000 Your nightly electronics lockdown in cell block H tirade is a bomb, B-A-L-M, to the never-ending parental watch.

01:05:16.000 Yeah, and it sucks now that the kids have phones, because I say no screen time, but now I gotta search and get their phones and put them in the, because my eldest two kids have their own phones now.

01:05:27.000 So you're not allowed to play video games or look at the iPad, but why don't you just look at the phone?

01:05:31.000 Or my daughter, she has her computer, and I go, what are we doing?

01:05:34.000 No screens during the week.

01:05:35.000 She goes, I'm doing my homework.

01:05:37.000 Now, she can move the tabs really fast.

01:05:39.000 So if I run over to see the screen, it's going to be some educational bullshit template.

01:05:43.000 But behind that is TikTok and memes.

01:05:46.000 I'm losing the battle against screens.

01:05:50.000 Once they get a phone, you lose your power.

01:05:53.000 And when I confiscate the phones, I'll see all these DMs and stuff like, hey, where are you?

01:05:59.000 We're meeting at Starbucks.

01:06:01.000 Or are you going to this thing?

01:06:02.000 Now I'm hurting their social life.

01:06:07.000 Questions.

01:06:08.000 One.

01:06:09.000 Can I use clips of your show on Twitter?

01:06:11.000 It annoys me that no one like you is on Twitter.

01:06:13.000 A human is a key to this lodging, this Trump derangement syndrome everywhere.

01:06:18.000 Of course you can.

01:06:20.000 I don't know how you're going to get them off the show, but I don't police clips that are under five minutes.

01:06:26.000 Once they get to 7, 10, I'm going to try to shut you down because why would anyone pay?

01:06:31.000 But yeah, I appreciate you doing free marketing for me.

01:06:35.000 Two, would love a specialty episode aimed at teens.

01:06:40.000 Okay.

01:06:41.000 The really raunchy language, i.e.

01:06:43.000 C-word an ellipse level language.

01:06:46.000 What's level language?

01:06:47.000 Oh, an ellipse level language.

01:06:50.000 Prevents us from sharing with our teen daughters in real time.

01:06:53.000 They are barraged with BS.

01:06:55.000 They see us laughing while watching a show.

01:06:57.000 And unfortunately, we say, oh, nothing you can see.

01:07:00.000 Sincerely, Jerry McInnes.

01:07:02.000 P.S. We share the last name.

01:07:04.000 In addition, Clan McInnis mottos of y labore del Cido, which is my favorite McInnes motto.

01:07:11.000 And it's got a cool crest.

01:07:13.000 I'm thinking of getting it as a tattoo.

01:07:14.000 It's a B on the crest with like a belt.

01:07:19.000 And it says, pleasure arises from work.

01:07:23.000 Or toil yields delight.

01:07:26.000 And I have noticed that.

01:07:28.000 Maybe it's a Scottish thing or maybe it's a youth thing too.

01:07:31.000 But when you really bust your ass after a hard day, find the one with the B. There's another one that's like, death for the king.

01:07:41.000 No, I'm not dying for no fucking king.

01:07:47.000 Yeah, by the grace of God and the king.

01:07:50.000 We're teaching our kids your excellent axiom, McKinnis's don't quit, we get fired.

01:07:56.000 And then finally, uncanny fun fact, we met your cousin and aunt at the Chicago Highland Games.

01:08:02.000 My husband has an eagle eye for our tartan.

01:08:04.000 Our girls are Scottish Highland dancers, and we hosted our clans' tent one year at the games.

01:08:09.000 Oh, the McKinnises get a whole tent.

01:08:12.000 God, we have so much mail, and we're going to, I'm going to go away soon with my kids.

01:08:17.000 So that's going to be, we should just do a bunch of mailbag shows because I like the variety.

01:08:23.000 And this is just Scottish, and it's already got tons of variety.

01:08:31.000 Also sending more video messages.

01:08:33.000 Those are cool.

01:08:34.000 Yeah.

01:08:35.000 For Gary and for us.

01:08:37.000 But make sure in the subject you say the word Gary.

01:08:41.000 Right.

01:08:43.000 Because I'm sifting through literally hundreds of emails trying to find your video messages.

01:08:49.000 What's this one?

01:08:49.000 For Ryan's Eyes Only.

01:08:51.000 Cotton Candy Girl versus Acoustic Version?

01:08:55.000 What?

01:08:55.000 I don't give a shit about that.

01:08:56.000 He made that song that I showed you.

01:08:59.000 Nicholas, this is from Nick.

01:09:02.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:09:03.000 You're bet on GML about realizing how unappealing you are to the Canary Island hotties.

01:09:08.000 That's Beanbag and Alligator Arms.

01:09:11.000 Reminded me of this.

01:09:13.000 Don't know if you've seen Burnsdown before.

01:09:15.000 Kind of quirky Scottish sketch show.

01:09:18.000 Sometimes hit or miss, but this is a good one.

01:09:20.000 You need to watch it right through.

01:09:21.000 This is, I am familiar.

01:09:24.000 These are the guys who said 11 to the voice recognition elevator and it couldn't understand them.

01:09:30.000 What?

01:09:32.000 We're in our 30s.

01:09:34.000 And what?

01:09:35.000 We're the age lasses of 18 go for.

01:09:37.000 We've got money.

01:09:38.000 No bad looks.

01:09:40.000 Status.

01:09:42.000 If you're having trouble understanding, just read the subtitles.

01:09:44.000 Nothing in common with 18-year-olds.

01:09:46.000 What would we talk about?

01:09:48.000 What?

01:09:49.000 Hey, play in the closed captions.

01:09:51.000 Do you understand what they're saying?

01:09:54.000 Uh, yeah.

01:09:56.000 All right.

01:09:59.000 Come on.

01:10:01.000 No, he said, come on.

01:10:03.000 All right.

01:10:06.000 Hey.

01:10:07.000 He's up to.

01:10:11.000 He's in your music, guy.

01:10:12.000 I swear we're going to go.

01:10:14.000 Hey, wait, wait.

01:10:14.000 Look, these subtitles are way off.

01:10:17.000 He said, we're just having a drink and then we're going to go to a gig.

01:10:21.000 She says, I'll just say, have no janky name.

01:10:24.000 I got your cake.

01:10:27.000 That's inaccurate.

01:10:29.000 Keep going.

01:10:30.000 He's in your music, guy.

01:10:32.000 I swear we man.

01:10:33.000 But you're louser.

01:10:35.000 No one you or that.

01:10:36.000 Mainstream piss.

01:10:37.000 Kind of cutting edge.

01:10:39.000 Let me guess.

01:10:40.000 Mainstream piss.

01:10:41.000 Jameer Kwan.

01:10:41.000 Cutting edge.

01:10:44.000 Jameer Kwan.

01:10:45.000 JK.

01:10:47.000 Oh God, him.

01:10:48.000 No.

01:10:49.000 What?

01:10:50.000 No.

01:10:50.000 They get ancient.

01:10:52.000 Let me be guessing.

01:10:54.000 Look.

01:10:54.000 Their hair's getting white.

01:10:57.000 RB dancing.

01:11:00.000 RB simplined.

01:11:02.000 Simplinet.

01:11:04.000 What?

01:11:05.000 My dad maybe got to see them, maybe.

01:11:07.000 No, it's.

01:11:09.000 So who are these in the internet?

01:11:15.000 Calvin?

01:11:15.000 Calvin Harrison.

01:11:17.000 Calvin Harris?

01:11:20.000 The young fella.

01:11:26.000 Calvin Harris?

01:11:28.000 He said loads of songs done that one with Desi Dask.

01:11:30.000 He's got loads of songs out.

01:11:34.000 I think you mean Dissy Gillespie.

01:11:38.000 What is it you talk about in any way?

01:11:41.000 By the way, to the viewer who sent this, this is exactly what happened to me last Thursday.

01:11:50.000 This isn't roughly what happened.

01:11:52.000 This is precisely how I felt.

01:11:56.000 And it's why, for the entire weekend, I would remember it and go, blah, blah, blah.

01:12:05.000 Donna, up hills after we fish supper and have a wee jig to Al Johnson on the wireless.

01:12:12.000 Did you hear that?

01:12:13.000 We can have a fish supper and maybe a little dance a jig to Al John on the wireless.

01:12:19.000 What was that in?

01:12:21.000 I said I don't think so.

01:12:25.000 Okay, fair dues, youngin'.

01:12:27.000 Ferdus, youngin'.

01:12:31.000 That's perfect.

01:12:33.000 Thank you for that, Quinn.

01:12:38.000 Okay.

01:12:42.000 All right, Gavin, this is from Nick.

01:12:44.000 Here's a video I think you'd enjoy a few years ago.

01:12:46.000 Wait a minute.

01:12:49.000 It's old but gold, and I'm sure you won't have seen it.

01:12:51.000 It's an old Scottish alky getting himself in a shite situation.

01:12:59.000 If you've already made up your mind, you're going to give me somewhere more than that.

01:13:02.000 I mean, it's a hilarious Scottish video as a subject, but if you'd already put in Scottish, you'd be going through these at the same rate I am.

01:13:12.000 I just put in Scottish, there's a lot that comes up there.

01:13:14.000 Mom!

01:13:21.000 Yo, Becky, Mom!

01:13:24.000 Huh?

01:13:25.000 Facebook's not letting us have fun with that.

01:13:27.000 Okay, well, let's...

01:13:28.000 You can still see it.

01:13:29.000 Mom!

01:13:35.000 What?

01:13:36.000 So he was trying to climb over the fence, and he's wearing just his boxers for some reason.

01:13:41.000 And I've been in a similar situation.

01:13:43.000 You have to get up really high to untuck them.

01:13:46.000 But there's no leverage.

01:13:47.000 I don't know how you can get us in a situation like that, mate.

01:14:00.000 You just flip upside down and then be naked for a second?

01:14:04.000 No.

01:14:05.000 Oh, I guess you could wriggle out of them, sure.

01:14:07.000 I'm kidding you.

01:14:08.000 Are you still heavy?

01:14:09.000 They might get you.

01:14:12.000 No idea you got yourself in that situation.

01:14:14.000 That looks dangerous as hell.

01:14:16.000 Oh, the content's no longer available.

01:14:17.000 Wow, we just got it just in time.

01:14:24.000 All right, how are we doing here?

01:14:27.000 Let's do one more.

01:14:28.000 That's just Fioli.

01:14:31.000 Hey, Gav, love the show.

01:14:33.000 Can't believe the arrogance of no-nothing viewers chiming in about production.

01:14:37.000 Shut the fuck up and enjoy it or fuck off.

01:14:40.000 Simple.

01:14:41.000 When did entertainment become back and forth with the audience?

01:14:45.000 And I get the irony of me writing that in an email to a show I watch.

01:14:49.000 Anyway, my question is about Scottish rivalries.

01:14:53.000 I come for a long line of Camerons who were for Fife.

01:14:57.000 I haven't done any research as I'd rather get your take on how Glaswegians view Fifers or any other Scott for that matter.

01:15:04.000 Like you more than a friend, Ollie.

01:15:09.000 The rivalries in Scotland are Catholic versus Protestant.

01:15:13.000 So if you've got an Irish background, you follow the Celtics.

01:15:16.000 And if you've got more of a Protestant background, you follow the Rangers.

01:15:19.000 That's the beef.

01:15:20.000 Now, there is a beef with Glasgow and Edinburgh, the Ouija's and the Burgers.

01:15:25.000 Edinburgh's very wealthy.

01:15:27.000 They're more like Manhattan.

01:15:28.000 And Glasgow is more like Jersey.

01:15:31.000 But, you know, they're a two-hour drive apart, so they rarely see each other.

01:15:34.000 So yeah, if you're looking for rivalries, it's religious.

01:15:38.000 And as far as areas go, I think everyone in Glasgow loves rural Scotland because it's not Glasgow.

01:15:46.000 As my father says, best thing about Glasgow, you never get homesick.

01:15:52.000 All right, let's go to the final video and end the show.

01:15:55.000 I sent you a separate email that was Scottish Videos.

01:16:00.000 I think we may have shown them, though.

01:16:03.000 Ah.

01:16:04.000 But maybe find my email first.

01:16:06.000 Scotland.

01:16:08.000 So what are they now?

01:16:10.000 Oh, yeah, this is a good one.

01:16:10.000 This is a good one to end with.

01:16:12.000 Good show.

01:16:13.000 Good show.

01:16:14.000 Started out a little weak there because I couldn't fucking see straight.

01:16:17.000 Come on, you fucking picks.

01:16:19.000 Spraying water, you fucking assholes.

01:16:22.000 Come on, you fucking bastard.

01:16:24.000 I'll fucking do you.

01:16:28.000 I'll fucking do you.

01:16:29.000 Come in.

01:16:30.000 Wait a minute.

01:16:31.000 You hear that?

01:16:32.000 The very beginning goes, spraying water, you fucking assholes.

01:16:35.000 They did it first.

01:16:35.000 They started it.

01:16:36.000 Yeah.

01:16:37.000 Chicken ass chicken shit bastard.

01:16:43.000 That was such a good shot.

01:16:46.000 Did you see that?

01:16:46.000 Yeah.

01:16:47.000 The bottle went in butt first.

01:16:50.000 Thereby doing maximum damage.

01:16:55.000 Damn.

01:16:56.000 Perfect.

01:16:58.000 Look, then the neighbors are getting them.

01:17:02.000 People just have a hose?

01:17:03.000 Well, yeah, I guess with your sink.

01:17:05.000 Oh, the kitchen?

01:17:05.000 Yeah, you got a hose thing for the dishes.

01:17:09.000 God, it's so cold.

01:17:09.000 Oh, no, there's a fire extinguisher.

01:17:12.000 You ain't got nothing, you fucking prick.

01:17:14.000 You fucking prick.

01:17:18.000 Well, you lost, dummies.

01:17:19.000 You sprayed alcoholics with water and fire extinguisher shit.

01:17:24.000 I guess the fire extinguishers have water there, too.

01:17:26.000 And you got your window smashed.

01:17:31.000 Wow.

01:17:32.000 Threw a glass at his face.

01:17:34.000 That doesn't bother him.

01:17:35.000 He doesn't care.

01:17:37.000 I like this guy.

01:17:38.000 I'm on his side.

01:17:39.000 Oh yeah.

01:17:40.000 Finian bastards.

01:17:42.000 They got nothing.

01:17:43.000 Finian chicken ass.

01:17:45.000 More media, Finian bastards.

01:17:47.000 Go to get a polis.

01:17:52.000 Yeah, it's a polis.

01:17:54.000 Lucky how he has a bag with the Scottish flag on it.

01:17:58.000 Way to go, assholes.

01:17:59.000 Some drunk was minding his own business, headed home after a long night of fucking buck fast.

01:18:06.000 And you drench him and get him thrown in the clink.

01:18:09.000 You think they're just having a chat with him in the car first?

01:18:11.000 No, he's going to the drunk tank.

01:18:14.000 That is the way it started.

01:18:16.000 That is the way of the Scott.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 12, 2020

S02E124 - BREAKING NEWS [2020-02-12 - S02E124 - BREAKING NEWS]

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