Kevin and Ryan are back in New York, and they're back with a vengeance. They're joined by a special guest, who happens to be a friend of the show's producer, Ryan. They discuss a variety of topics, including the fact that they're both gay, and how they came to be, and what it means to be gay in today's society.
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00:00:31.000I took the motorcycle to Manhattan today.
00:00:35.000Breezing through traffic, weaving in out of cars, parking for a fortune, but it's worth it.
00:00:42.000And that's why I have my helmet here at the office, at the studio, which a lot of you say is gay.
00:00:48.000I've noticed that with young men, like when I told those young, those Zoomers that I wanted to fuck them with my heels on, they went, you're a faggot, Gavin.
00:00:57.000And I sympathize, because I remember before my sexuality, when it was just starting, that freaked the fuck out of me.
00:01:04.000I remember being 13 and seeing the Rocky Horror Picture Show and loving it.
00:01:10.000I actually saw it with Shane, who I ended up starting Vice with 10 years later.
00:01:14.000And I thought that movie was cool, but why'd they have to have that disgusting gay scene where Frankenferder and Barry Bostwick, Brad, they horse around?
00:01:36.000So like someone calling your helmet gay when you're 15 is the end of the world.
00:01:40.000I remember I had a poster on my wall of Rod Stewart and my buddy goes, you know that he sucked off so many sheep he had to have his stomach pumped from all this sheep jizz, which I'm not even sure exists.
00:03:05.000I think Ryan and I are going to go up to England for his trial and get into some mischief.
00:03:11.000But Ryan had a brilliant idea that I'm borderline thinking of going to Amazon and buying right now.
00:03:17.000We show up there in London, England with striped shirts on, berets and red scarves and baguettes and say, hello, we are finally in London, England.
00:03:41.000But yeah, we play that opening song, not because the weather is beautiful enough to ride your motorcycle, but because it reminds us of boxing.
00:04:52.000Anyway, he's up against this big Viking, but when you're up against a monster, you're just hoping that these little bonk, bonk, bonks, and it looks like the monster is losing.
00:05:01.000He had landed like 200 punches for every 20 that Alanius landed, but he was just waiting.
00:05:08.000All I need is one, one febreze, and you're dust in the wind.
00:06:17.000Like, same with when you see these skaters and they go, well, I'm going to light myself on fire and then go down this half pipe into the water.
00:06:25.000And then the second they're on fire, they just go, blah, blah, blah.
00:12:06.000When Cecil George Edwards was arrested in the Chinatown Mall last Friday, the Valley Police thought they had one of Queensland's most wanted.
00:12:14.000Instead, he was a petty criminal working under several aliases, the police allege a con man with a flair for acting.
00:12:46.000I wanted to think that I was off my head a lunatic, so they'd send me to a lunatic asylum so I could escape from there, because it's a bit hard to escape from a city watchhouse.
00:13:55.000I want to go out and feel like a god But I don't have a fucking job I can't afford a proper fee I just wish I could eat But I don't have any cash So I'm never gonna do the Dine and Dash Dine and Dash Australia is going through a musical zenith that rivals Britain in 1977.
00:14:22.000There are so many great bands like the Chats.
00:18:30.000The real most fervent communists, the ones who think handouts are the best, are the ones who have been receiving handouts their entire lives, including the guy who started it all, Marx.
00:18:53.000Now, I'll allow you to discuss socialism if you don't bitch about rich people all the time.
00:18:59.000And you say, look, I may or may not have made a lot of money, but I still think we should pay more, blah, blah, blah.
00:19:04.000But that's not the way Carlos Maza's spending dialogue works out.
00:19:10.000He talks about eating the rich, literally.
00:19:14.000And he says, just found out James Carville, who spends his time lecturing Democrats for being too far left, lives in an absolutely obscene four-story mansion.
00:19:25.000And dear God, can we stop taking political advice from the ultra-wealthy?
00:21:24.000Levine tweets out his pictures, pictures of these homes and says, this is the guy who says, eat the rich and gives shit to James Carville for having too much money.
00:23:15.000And I'm remiss because this picture is of a video that I can't find anymore that is so awesome where the guy with the t-shirt, that's someone from UKIP in the middle.
00:23:38.000He's giving her shit about the environment and what we have to do and how she doesn't care about the environment.
00:23:43.000And she goes, I've noticed with a lot of you political activists that you tend to be quite wealthy.
00:23:49.000And you're telling the working classes and the rest of us what to do and what to recycle and how to behave.
00:23:55.000Yet you people seem to be able to do whatever you want.
00:23:59.000And it just seems strange to me that you'd have the wealthy constantly telling the poor that they should live better lives, which is exactly what Carlos Maza does, right?
00:26:19.000And not only do these old, decrepit, 100-year-old centenarian Nazis live among us, but they appear to be in their early 70s, which I mean, I guess he was a baby when he was a Nazi in World War II.
00:26:30.000And they also have been killing people and murdering, and they need to be stopped.
00:26:37.000And I love this show because it is a hilarious parody on how the far left operates and how they think.
00:28:10.000And he's been in disguise this whole time.
00:28:12.000But for 30 years, he's known that there was a possibility that someone's going to notice him, especially because he doesn't have any beard or anything.
00:29:42.000Well, Operation Paperclip, it might be based on Operation Paperclip.
00:29:46.000And that was what, when the Nazis came and hid here?
00:29:48.000Yeah, I think Joe Biggs mentioned that yesterday.
00:29:50.000I was on a show and he was talking about this.
00:29:53.000I think this based around Operation Paperclip.
00:29:55.000Well, they did have that rocket engineer move here, but everyone knew he was a Nazi.
00:30:01.000You know what I was told from an old person is after World War II, we weren't that disgusted by the Nazis because we didn't know about the Holocaust.
00:30:10.000And we just thought that was one of the teams that we were fighting and they lost.
00:30:13.000And then the pictures and the documentation and started coming out and we started seeing the horrors and then we realized that they were monsters.
00:30:23.000But America loved Hitler before the war and they didn't hate him that much in 1945.
00:34:16.000Speaking of funny, briefly, the election is just going...
00:34:28.000I saw a woman, 1-4, talk about how Trump's worried about ISIS.
00:34:33.000He's radicalized way more people than ISIS.
00:34:35.000And this kind of relates to the Nazi hunter thing, where they say he gave, he empowered white supremacists to come out of the shadows or something.
00:34:44.000So now there's white supremacists everywhere, like at the barbecue with the silencer ready to kill you all.
00:34:50.000And that comes from also from law enforcement saying that white supremacy, and this isn't just in America, Britain, Canada, they say white supremacy is a bigger threat to you than jihadism.
00:35:04.000There's a weird smell going on in this studio right now.
00:36:18.000I think, you know, this president, one of the things that he really launched his presidential run on is talking about Islamic radicalization.
00:36:27.000And this president has radicalized so many more people than ISIS ever did.
00:36:36.000She's talking about Dylan Roof and mass shooters, like the immigration guy who shot up El Paso.
00:36:45.000Her argument would be that was Trump getting in his head.
00:36:49.000And then Biden really helped Trump's chances of re-election just as much as bullshit PDS crap like that when he said, we can't win and we have to re-elect Trump.
00:37:02.000It's like he says he has the opposite in his head and then he can't not say it out loud.
00:37:07.000When this reelection, excuse me, we can only reelect Donald Trump.
00:38:18.000Yeah, I thought this was going to be the one where he said, because everybody keeps saying this, he calls himself a lifelong now.
00:38:26.000One of the reasons everyone hates Trump is because he's against immigration.
00:38:29.000And I've often said that open borders is an act of war.
00:38:32.000And this goes back to President Vincente Fox in Mexico was purposely sending illegals over the borders, emptying his prisons, dealing with his reprobates.
00:38:44.000They're not sending their best, as Trump said.
00:38:46.000And the Mexican government had a policy of sending vagrants, criminals, rapists up over the border.
00:38:57.000That, to me, and to most people, sane people, is an act of war.
00:39:03.000If you don't believe me, check out what's going on in Greece right now, where the Turks, the Turkish government is sending over swarms of illegal refugees into Greece as an act of war.
00:40:11.000I mean, maybe that would start with trade embargoes, which would totally destroy Canada because 80% of Canada's economy is contingent on American business.
00:40:19.000Maybe they wouldn't have to blow up the parliament buildings, but Jesus Lord, what a chronic fuck you that is to Greece.
00:40:29.000Like, why wouldn't these women be happier at home?
00:40:34.000Turkey arms migrants with tear gas, sends freed prisoners to border, claims Greek government.
00:40:52.000Let's, speaking of spoiled brat bitches who have too much self-esteem and don't seem to understand how the real world works, I wanted to have a quick look at this particular episode of American Idol.
00:41:07.000It might just look like a loony bitch to you, but, well, here.
00:41:26.000It's one of those many contestants who suck shit.
00:41:29.000But after she's done, I think she provides a really good example of what feminism has done to women and what this sort of self-esteem culture has done to young people.
00:41:41.000They all have a serious self-esteem problem, and that is too much.
00:41:46.000So we'll start with the very end of her song, and you can get the idea of how terrible she is as a singer.
00:41:59.000This is why we enjoyed that song Proud of Your Boy so much with the Proud Boys.
00:42:04.000Because there's this sort of like, oh, it's just me.
00:42:08.000Even the way she looks down at the end, like, this child's parents have loved her too much, given her way too much attention, and told her that she's special.
00:42:37.000I'm a Generation X. I could not imagine going to a skateboard competition right now and going click, click, click, click, push, push, click, click, and then saying, I'm not a skater, but I still think I should win this competition.
00:42:54.000You'd be, is this just a mental patient?
00:42:57.000You tell me when you're watching this, if this is indicative of a pattern or we're just looking at a mental patient.
00:43:03.000You're standing there shaking your head the entire time and melting.
00:43:06.000You are, Paula, you're looking at him and you're laughing at me.
00:48:12.000We were at that bar near the compound studio, and the waiter was asking us what we wanted to order, but we're right by a big mirror, and I could see him checking himself out as he took our order.
00:48:25.000And I was like, dude, do you think you're, are you in love with yourself?
00:48:28.000Stop looking at yourself in the mirror.
00:49:34.000A million dollars if we don't have singing deals doesn't mean that we don't have lives and doesn't mean that we don't have important things in our lives.
00:50:12.000All these women who do me search for their books, especially black feminists, whenever you see their book, it's always like one girl's story of the south side of Chicago and how she overcame her obstacles and became a somebody, a human, a person just like you.
00:50:28.000And then the other factor we're seeing with this, and this is prevalent in journalism, like Amanda Carpenter right now is working hard to get Michelle Malkin canceled.
00:50:37.000She is contacting everywhere that she has a speaking talk booked.
00:50:43.000She's contacting the people that syndicate her column, Creator's Syndicate, I think they're called.
00:50:48.000And Amanda Carpenter is trying to shut Michelle Malkin down.
00:50:55.000When Ezra Levant took a picture of Tommy Robinson in the courthouse, all of the stenographers, all of the journalists were pushing for him to be found in contempt of court.
00:51:05.000They were ratting him out to the authorities.
00:51:08.000One journalist ratting another journalist out.
00:51:11.000And this bitch is ratting out these judges for going out till 3 in the morning.
00:54:41.000There's a weird thing with us men when we watch newscasters, even when they're fives, we are madly in love with them, like that Liz Choi who looks like a weird alien.
00:54:51.000But you're just, I don't know, when you see a woman like that, you think she's going to have all these picnics organized with the kids and everything's going to be handled and she's going to be real.
01:00:19.000But that tweet made it to the production department, to the editors, to the PA, to the line producers, everyone remotely involved in that news show.
01:00:30.000That tweet made it to them, made it to her, the editor of the New York Times, one of the editors of the New York Times, and then made it to Brian Williams, who read it out.
01:00:40.000Like an affirmative action hire saying a dumb tweet.
01:00:44.000But when it gets wind, that's what freaks me out.
01:00:47.000It reminds me of this song, a drum and bass song.
01:00:50.000Maybe it was still called Jungle back then in the mid-90s.
01:00:52.000And it was like, respect your heritage.
01:00:55.000Afrikan people, you need your heritage.
01:00:57.000Living in a Babylon, you better remember it.
01:01:00.000And then the music kind of slows down and she talks in the middle of the song and she goes, your heritage, it's detrimental that you remember it.
01:01:10.000Now, calling your, saying it's dead, she meant crucial.
01:01:14.000But hearing a fuck-up like that is one thing.
01:01:41.000I mean, just, this is what I don't get about the big picture brain.
01:01:45.000Can you imagine a country where every single, a huge country, one of the biggest countries in the world, probably the third largest country when you look at land mass, and they all have a million dollars?
01:04:57.000Oh, yeah, there's a thing where you can make sure your search goes to Infogalactic instead of Wikipedia, but I don't know how to set it up.
01:07:10.000After so long, the shit stains have a...
01:07:19.000After so long, the Shitstains have a sore spot.
01:07:20.000One of their own gets slightly joked about in a sexual way.
01:07:23.000I wonder if Tommy's daughter will be seen as a human being if you bring up the horrendous nightmare Sheen Robinson family going through right now.
01:07:29.000a shitty sticker that may or may not physically exist.
01:07:32.000They're talking about the Greta Thunberg sticker where some guy's holding on to Where some guy's holding onto her braids and fucking her.
01:09:44.000Came across this FB page as a Trevor Trove of Soy, Feminazis, Balls, and General Cuckery.
01:09:49.000You could most likely do an entire screen segment on this fucking insane bullshit posted by delusional morons and, as you say, shit chests.
01:09:57.000This is, by the way, Kill the Patriarchy from Larry.
01:10:00.000I like to fuck you in your new sunglasses with my heels on more than a friend.
01:10:05.000Now, unfortunately, when I click on that Facebook link, it tells me no.
01:10:57.000G-Dog and Rye Guy, your bit on animals this week was funny, but brings to mind a problem I've noticed in the conservative community.
01:11:02.000People on the right are generally very rational, but seem to lack curiosity for the natural world, while leftists are very active in the scientific community, but sometimes go so far as to hijack science for political gain.
01:11:15.000Climate change is a great example of this.
01:11:17.000Conservatives choose to deny human-caused warming despite mountains of solid evidence, and liberals preach that the end of times are coming in the next 12 years because of extreme weather and rapid sea level rise, even though they have no actual scientific data to support this.
01:11:31.000You know our Greta Thunberg, that chick, she's like 17 and she has weird eyes.
01:11:36.000she looks like a preemie, kind of like a runt of the litter.
01:11:39.000She's cool, and I'm sorry I'm making fun of a child's eyes, but it's just very distracting.
01:11:43.000Anyway, she was on with Piers Morgan recently, and he said, Do you deny that man is heating up the earth and it's being done to catastrophic levels?
01:13:27.000Humans came into existence by the same process of evolution, natural selection, as every other animal, and are winners because we fostered a sense of curiosity.
01:13:36.000So other animals could have fostered a sense of curiosity and they'd be doing just as well?
01:14:01.000And we use the knowledge we gain to invent things and beat our environment.
01:14:04.000Yeah, he acts like it's a coincidence.
01:14:06.000Like birds developed wings and we developed a consciousness, but it could have been reversed.
01:14:11.000If you prefer faith over reason and choose to believe what you hope is an accurate translation of what an anonymous ancient scribe wrote in the shithole Middle East thousands of years ago, that's cool with me.
01:14:21.000I think it's possible this person is an atheist.
01:14:28.000By the way, the Bible was a collection of stories that had been told for centuries, and they amalgamated them into this book.
01:14:36.000Now, those stories said things like, don't murder someone, don't fuck your brother.
01:14:40.000The reason that those stories lasted so well is they were ingrained in us from the big guy up top.
01:14:47.000So the stories are just, the Bible could be called lessons we've learned.
01:14:51.000And we have lessons we've learned because we were built with this intrinsic trial and error checks and balances thing, where not only do we learn that when you murder someone, you have nightmares and you're not part of society, or when you fuck your sibling, you make a retard, but we're also able to tell each other that.
01:15:10.000No other animal can do that, which is called a meme.
01:15:15.000Memes actually go back to the beginning of man, and it means the ability to tell a story.
01:15:30.000But do you think it's possible that the conservative community could use more skeptics and people focused on science and empirical evidence?
01:15:40.000And you've totally ignored the fact that Ducks Unlimited and all these hunters and all these rednecks and Duck Dynasty and all these stupid MAGA supporters know more about the environment and are more closely linked to nature than any group.
01:15:58.000So yeah, maybe some fancy pants academics at National Review don't know as much about nature as a hippie tree planter, but no one knows more about nature than hunters.
01:16:10.000So that's a major flaw in your argument.
01:16:13.000MAGA guys are much closely bonded with nature than anyone else in the world.
01:16:20.000And I brought that up when I went to Florida when the guy who I rented the boat from said, yeah, we call them crows, but it's really a crackle.
01:16:27.000And the reason it's on the edge of the boat there is because it gets the bugs and stuff that get caught in the front.
01:16:34.000He also told me about the alligators and the young and how long they're left there and how they develop and they're 27 million years old, whereas crocodiles are 300 million years old.
01:16:45.000Like they know all this shit because they're tied to the environment.
01:18:31.000So when a car is idling, it's not stinking up the environment and burning all this extra oil.
01:18:37.000It's a totally irrelevant moment in environmental history.
01:18:41.000But I've seen Uber guys get yelled at by guys on bikes who also think they're saving the world by riding their bicycle to work because they're using literally a drop less gas than the guy driving to work.
01:19:09.000You're looking for more bossing around.
01:19:12.000And like in my neighborhood in the suburbs, they don't put the leaves in bags because it's bad for the environment.
01:19:18.000But the illegals come in with their air fucking leaf blowers and blow shit all over the leaves all over the place into piles that then blow away later because it's better for the environment.
01:19:29.000And you walk by these homes and it reeks of gas.