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00:00:02.000You can drink my liquor, you can call my lady, you can smoke my blunt.
00:00:08.000Scuff these porns, you can say You can drink my liquor You can drink my liquor, you can call my Don't touch my truck Don't touch my V8 engine with the windows in it Boy,
00:00:33.000we came from the bottom, got it out the mud Whole block jumping cause the sub stay hidden If they roll up on me, no kid wants me I'll be rocking through Don't touch my truck That was Joel Patrick,
00:00:54.000yes, I was just about to say that remember him that's hilarious He fucking loves his truck Yes, he does I got in his truck once and he had that thing that guys with really expensive trucks have where you sit in it and they're sort of like well you're like yeah this is a nice big truck they show you the console and everything and then they rev it a bit yes it's a large truck a lot of horsepower I'm proud
00:03:37.000And it's, it's like, I liked rap in the early 90s, but I liked NWA and Paris and Public Enemy.
00:03:44.000But he's into that, like, you're my goddess, you're a Nubian princess, you're so fine, we love you, I wanna dance with you, boom, boom, boom, da, like all this positive shit.
00:03:53.000The LL Cool J of yesteryear, Around the Way Girl.
00:06:26.000the things you need to have in a no no you gotta know that why you have to know that you should have spotify telegram parlor washington post new york times why do i gotta tell you that and i love how you're toot you always have this toot you're like nah nah nah nah nah nah i don't need it nah i don't I don't want that.
00:07:48.000So he used to be a Bernie bro, I believe.
00:07:50.000I'm not nuts about the amount of hair that I am sweeping off my desk.
00:07:56.000Just kind of hoping the Rogane was handling that.
00:08:00.000You have to break some eggs to make it a lemon.
00:08:03.000Rapper Bryson Gray explains why he switched from being an Obama and Bernie supporter to being all in for Trump 2020.
00:08:10.000You know, I know a guy who goes to anger management classes, and that has nothing to do with anger management.
00:08:17.000It's all about white privilege, and it's blacks and Hispanics in the class.
00:08:22.000And they usually just, the main guy shits on white people all day and says other races can't be racist, but everything in your life that sucks is white supremacy.
00:08:31.000And guess what everyone in the class is doing?
00:08:45.000I mean, the reason that you're in trouble in the first place, and I'm not saying this is a bad thing, is because you question authority and you don't take them seriously.
00:08:51.000So the idea that you're going to go to jail or commit a crime and then go to this class and be like, yes, sir, what else should I do?
00:10:30.000Let's get them in a room and then you can just preach to them all the bullshit you learned in your dumb class.
00:10:36.000And by the way, the reason we need you for this Thrive campaign and you're not out there in the workforce is because you're incompetent and you have a degree in bullshit.
00:10:43.000So you can't go up to someone in, like, can't go to Wall Street with a bullshit degree.
00:10:48.000You can't start a business with a bullshit degree.
00:10:50.000All you can do is preach utter shit to people and make them do tricks for you and dress up in little bear costumes.
00:11:05.000They sit there and just talk shit all day.
00:11:07.000And the best part about it is everyone in those classes fucking hates them.
00:11:11.000And they sit there drawing their little, their son and their motorcycle going, you fucking actually getting madder in their anger management class.
00:11:21.000And I love that my other buddy was telling me that they all just sit there and go, nah.
00:11:26.000And he goes, well, one of the problems with white supremacy, of course, is it led to Trump.
00:11:30.000And we're in the Trump era where I assume you guys hate him as much as me.
00:13:34.000You go, like they, I think it's because they grew up reading celebrity magazines, but they're all about a zinger headline with zero substance and just nattering.
00:13:44.000Another thing women do, I'm noticing, is they have to include all their research.
00:13:49.000So if they find out that Michelle, you know, started hot air and Twitchy.
00:13:54.000No, what was that other thing she started?
00:14:10.000Anyway, that's not really pertinent to what Michelle Malkin's doing right now, but you can just, I'm reading the article and Amanda just has to cram it in because they just can't waste.
00:14:21.000They have to show how much work they did.
00:14:23.000If you're a real writer, as Charles Murray said, you have to kill your darlings.
00:14:30.000If this isn't crucial to the story, here's how to write an article, ladies.
00:14:34.000If this sentence, this point, this paragraph can possibly go, kill it.
00:14:40.000If killing it ruins your point and hurts the story, don't kill it.
00:14:45.000I'm a big fan of talking about Michelle's entrepreneurial background.
00:14:49.000It's not relevant to your article about her now.
00:14:52.000We have some updates, by the way, from yesterday.
00:15:54.000And when I told you that the Techno Viking married the guy, that was from WW News, Waterford Whispers News, which is essentially the onion of UK.
00:16:24.000Speaking of pedophile, you want to get mad?
00:16:29.000Sometimes I'll have a coffee or a Red Bull before I box.
00:16:33.000Or just as effective is to read an article like this, shall we?
00:16:38.000A German film about a man and his robot daughter's sexual relationship triggers walkouts and outrage.
00:16:44.000Thank God, at least it's triggering walkouts and outrage.
00:16:48.000That girl you see right there is a 10-year-old actress wearing a silicon mask.
00:16:53.000A man lost his daughter in the story, and he gets a robot to replace her, just like that really sick Korean thing we saw that wasn't a joke.
00:17:02.000It wasn't an onion, where a woman who lost her daughter was given an AI experience with virtual reality goggles, and she could touch her child again, even with sensor pads on her hands.
00:17:13.000So when she touched the girl's shoulders, she felt it in her hands, and her daughter spoke to her, and she bawled her eyes out.
00:17:18.000Darkest thing we've ever had on the show.
00:17:20.000Darkest thing we've ever had on Censor.tv, including Milo's disgusting video where a thousand pigs were slaughtered, which seems to piss people off.
00:19:10.000Because in my kids' schools, most of the principals and teachers are, or I shouldn't say most, plenty of principals and teachers seem to be single moms.
00:19:19.000And it's something people just glaze over.
00:19:21.000I would like to pump the brakes a little bit and say, can we look into this?
00:25:07.000And again, to have possibly been racist is much, much worse than to kill people or be a pedophile.
00:25:16.000Which brings us to this new, this, this Amanda Carpenter thing.
00:25:24.000Now, I'm one of these people, like the big criticism of Turning Point is that they say America is an idea and it's not about the people in the country.
00:25:43.000But Buchanan in Death of the West doesn't even ask that they be Christians.
00:25:48.000He just says that they revere Christianity.
00:25:50.000And many jihadists and Ilhan Omar types clearly do not.
00:25:54.000And my contention is we keep going like that.
00:25:57.000It doesn't really matter what the race is.
00:25:59.000The Groipers, the far-right, Malkin say, no, it does matter what the race is.
00:26:04.000Look at California and other countries where open borders have turned those states blue.
00:26:09.000Look at the way de Blasio is giving legal aliens driver's licenses so they'll vote and make all of New York State bluer than it already is.
00:26:20.000Look at the way they manipulate the votes with demographics.
00:27:57.000They just expressed some concern and said they don't wholly approve, especially when these whites aren't learning Japanese.
00:28:05.000Can you even conceive of someone like Amanda Carpenter or any of these lefties, any of these graper haters, can you even conceive of them criticizing Japan for this?
00:28:16.000Right now, blacks in Crown Heights are screaming at Jews on the train, attacking Jews for gentrifying their community.
00:30:55.000Anyway, this article is telling because not only does it show you how bad women are at writing, but it shows you how bad the left is at finding these Nazis.
00:31:05.000I thought this quote was very telling.
00:31:06.000And she now seems to have turned her back on all that.
00:31:11.000In order to link arms with the most vocal elements of the white nationalist movement, remember, you're a white nationalist if you're uncomfortable with whites not being a majority.
00:31:24.000You're a white nationalist, according to these people, if you have noticed or you have consider this remotely disturbing for the white population to be plummeting.
00:31:36.000Now, if Japanese, black, Sikh, Hasidic populations see themselves going down and get nervous, that's no problem at all.
00:31:44.000But if whites notice it, just notice it, they are white nationalists.
00:31:49.000So this is the crazy part of this assumption.
00:31:52.000So to not want to slowly be weeded out is to be a Nazi, a white nationalist.
00:32:01.000So if you don't want your population gone, then you want all other populations destroyed.
00:32:05.000So if you don't want your population destroyed, you want to destroy other populations.
00:32:30.000They are just a group, and I'm not saying I'm one of them, who are concerned about a massive demographic change in America.
00:32:38.000And we have noticed when there's a demographic change in America, people just vote for their group.
00:32:42.000So, if whites, blacks, and Hispanics are all 33%, I promise you, whites will vote for the white guy, Hispanics will vote for the Hispanic guy, and blacks will vote for the black guy.
00:33:45.000All right, so then they quote Michelle Malkin, and she says, oh, and it is unacceptably anti-Semitic to point out the rank hypocrisy of people who are fiercely protective of an ethnostate and an immigration enforcement system that works, she's talking about Israel, who turn around and call those of us who believe, whatever backgrounds are, whatever our backgrounds are.
00:34:09.000Sorry, I'm not reading this very well.
00:34:10.000So she's talking about Israel in the first thing.
00:34:12.000And she says, people who support Israel and their immigration policies then turn around and call those of us who believe, whatever our backgrounds are, who only have one homeland that they've ever known to call us, what is it now?
00:34:25.000White majoritarianism, I believe is the term.
00:34:29.000And then she embraces that loaded term and says, that's me.
00:34:33.000So Michelle Malkin is saying, yeah, I do think it would be good that we maintained our demographics what they are now.
00:34:40.000By the way, our demographics, what they are now, are like 70% white, 14% black, 84%, and about 15, 18% Hispanic.
00:34:50.000Hispanic is a funny thing because depending on how you want to win an argument, you call them white Hispanic or black Hispanic, and you can shift that last number around.
00:35:26.000So couldn't you argue it's your black supremacist or a Hispanic supremacist if you want to maintain the present demographics of the country?
00:37:47.000Anyway, Michelle reacts to her and she says, I look forward to your morally courageous call to continue lying, purging, and gatekeeping in the name of responsible conservative journalism.
00:40:43.000And the police chief's first thing to do was to go to the mosques and assure them that they would be safe.
00:40:49.000And I think that's why you have this bullshit, don't call it Wuhan virus, in case we start attacking Chinese people, because that's what we do.
00:40:57.000Even though we don't have evidence of that.
00:41:00.000Remember when the Koreans, after the shooting in the Virginia Tech shooting by a Korean, the Korean government was all worried about a massive backlash of racism where we're going to go beating up Koreans in the street because that's what they do.
00:41:18.000After American troops accidentally killed a kid in South Korea in a tank who jumped out in front of them and they couldn't see him, the Koreans were, even the yangyang dance guy was bitching about America and smashed burning American flags and they were threatening American expats who were there and they attacked Americans as a racist backlash.
00:41:37.000So they just assume we're going to be just as shitty.
00:41:39.000Meanwhile, we're the least shitty group on earth, Westerners.
00:41:44.000So the reason they're petrified of Wuhan is they're scared we're just going to go around beating up Chinese people.
00:44:48.000I don't know how many votes they changed, but they certainly got information out there and got it to spread around more than it probably would have before.
00:44:59.000I think that that happened because Trump was given no other vessel.
00:45:07.000So when you're shut out of the mainstream media outside of Fox News, you're left with just like ghetto media, like social media, memes, all this other stuff.
00:45:17.000And because he naturally thrives, he thrived in that, don't you think?
00:45:23.000I mean, the old legacy media is dying anyway.
00:45:29.000You know, most people get their news from Facebook and Twitter.
00:45:34.000As terrible as that is, I mean, it's the same paradigm that lots of people used to get their news from the Daily Show.
00:45:43.000But it really worked for him because he had such a large social media following that he could really just bypass the gatekeepers of CNN and all of the mainstream outlets that wouldn't give him a fair shake anywhere.
00:46:17.000So he gets in a go-kart and he just goes, and then he turns, he passes them on the inside, throwing banana peels out the back window as he's doing it, right?
00:46:50.000Imagine if CNN had granted him like 50 interviews during the campaign and treated him fairly.
00:47:00.000Just imagine how, even if they didn't treat him fairly, it still would have been better than what he had to work with.
00:47:06.000The handful of seconds we saw him get a venue, a platform, was when, like Hillary said, you know, we're lucky that Donald Trump isn't in power.
00:47:20.000Those little quips are why they don't let him on mainstream media because he just dominates it too well.
00:47:29.000Well, yeah, I mean, we saw, what was it, just last week that Fox had like a town hall with him, and it was one of the most popular things that they've had on Fox in a long, long time.
00:48:29.000Generic question, tell me the exact details.
00:48:32.000Like, I know you've gone through this story 9 million times, but what was the moment where you're sitting on some sort of brown couch with your family and a black woman, I assume, comes over with a clipboard and says, the president will see you now?
00:48:49.000Because they want to get their numbers up, and that's an easy way to get black woman numbers up, is to give them all those administrative jobs.
00:48:56.000Okay, well, I don't remember, but I don't know.
00:49:50.000I saw one in the Daily Mirror recently, and it said Trump was talking about coronavirus and said he hasn't touched his face in weeks and he misses his face.
00:49:57.000And then they have a photo of him going like that from a week ago.
00:50:00.000It's too bad they didn't get one like that.
00:50:05.000We caught you eating your pinky, Dr. Evo.
00:50:09.000So they bring us in there, and so we're actually in the Oval Office for just a couple minutes before he arrives, and then he arrives from another door.
00:50:18.000And Kellyanne Conway was there, and she just said hi, and then, you know, moved on.
00:51:06.000You know, when I first got married, I used to go on my wife's message boards and hack in because I knew her passwords and read what she says about me because it's this message where you complain about your husband, basically.
00:51:25.000It would make me, it would crush my ego.
00:51:28.000Well, you know, the good thing is that the message board that my wife uses is just speaking directly to my face and be like, you need to do the dishes like right now.
00:52:54.000I'm glad we brought up comedians too, because I meant to ask you, why did comedians hate Trump?
00:52:58.000He's the only funny president we've had, maybe since Reagan.
00:53:02.000I'm not even sure Reagan was that funny.
00:53:05.000He's definitely our funniest president.
00:53:07.000So most, I would agree with that mostly.
00:53:12.000There's been a few key moments that I think that some of the other presidents have been funny.
00:53:18.000I don't know if you remember that George Bush invited a George Bush impersonator to the stupid gathering of all the media people once a year.
00:53:32.000The press conference thing, the media.
00:53:40.000He invited a really, really good impersonator of himself to the correspondence dinner and had that guy deliver his speech, which was hilarious.
00:53:50.000And then he was standing like two feet away and they were sort of mirroring each other.
00:55:30.000But when you think of like Mark Harmon, Sam Morell, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, all of the people who hate his guts, they've never been in a fight.
00:55:45.000And all the women who hate his guts are clearly affirmative action hires who are not funny.
00:55:50.000You look at the Netflix top picks for stand-up comedy right now.
00:55:54.000It's mostly women, and they're mostly terrible.
00:55:57.000And when a guy shows up in the White House saying, let's start doing meritocracy, the affirmative action hires get nervous.
00:56:04.000You want to hear, since you asked me the question, you want to hear why I think comedians aren't funny?
00:56:09.000If you want to interrupt my show by answering my questions, fine.
00:56:14.000So why I think that comedians aren't funny is because they're doing a roast of, they're constantly in roast mode.
00:56:23.000But the good thing about a roast is that at the end of the roast, everybody likes the person that they just roasted, and it was all about jokes.
00:56:31.000In this case, it's a roast where everyone actually hates the person.
00:56:34.000So it just comes off as mean, vindictive.
00:56:53.000I saw him do a roast that Ann Coulter was at, and he obviously hated her so much that it just sort of poisoned the whole roast, and it was really uncomfortable and unfun to watch.
00:57:08.000Like, like, when you see, the natural reaction for most people is when you see someone like just bagging on somebody and like hitting them over and over again and you know that that person hates them, it makes you uncomfortable.
00:57:20.000Now, a roast sort of makes you uncomfortable, but at the same time, you know at the end everybody's going to hug and laugh and they're all going to go about their day and be nice to each other again.
00:57:30.000But it's like this ultra cringe type of thing that happens.
00:57:38.000And when someone is that passionate with their hatred, you got to wonder what their real issue is.
00:57:44.000Someone said to me a long time ago, when you really hate someone, it's because they remind you of a bad trait about yourself.
00:57:51.000And it's like these politicians that won't stop talking about gays all the time, and then you find out that they hit on a gay dude in a bathroom.
00:57:59.000There's something fishy about their vitriol.
00:58:39.000Not to get too far off topic, but that's also why I feel like the left always is afraid of us being violent because they have all these violent thoughts themselves.
00:58:53.000I sit in my house all day thinking about how I can peel somebody's skin back and pour ants all on top of them because I hate them so much.
00:59:00.000And then they're like, I can't even imagine what those racists are thinking.
00:59:50.000And it's it's I think it's so damaging to their party, it's damaging to everybody.
00:59:56.000Well, I think it's true, too, of even when they talk about genocide.
00:59:59.000Like, you don't want trans people to live.
01:00:02.000They don't want their quote-unquote Nazis to live.
01:00:04.000And we saw that when James O'Keefe broke into the Bernie Sanders campaign, and they're talking about, literally talking about re-education camps.
01:01:36.000Well, I'm guessing you probably couldn't, but you know, but yeah, like it, what struck me the most was when I got into the West Wing and it's like a six or seven foot ceiling.
01:01:51.000Like anybody taller than six foot is going to be like bumping the heads on everything.
01:02:50.000Anyway, so you sit down with him and what was the rapport like?
01:02:54.000Because I've heard from people who know Secret Service guys that the biggest trouble with Trump is he won't stop asking you about you and making sure you're okay and they have to like shuffle him along because he's too generous.
01:03:07.000Well, you know, talking to him was it's kind of like you would imagine just talking to him.
01:04:56.000And then like, according to my friend that was there, he said that One of the Secret Service guys said that the guy that brings him a Coke wasn't there.
01:05:07.000But then what I thought I heard was him saying, I'm right here.
01:05:16.000Yeah, I talked to Dinesh D'Souza, who was pardoned by him, and he said that he was even way more down to earth than he thought, almost too much.
01:05:26.000And he said, you know, you must have, Dinesh said, you must have the thickest skin on earth dealing with this constant abuse and hatred from half the country, but it just doesn't do anything to you.
01:05:36.000And then Trump allegedly said, no, man, it's kind of stressing me out.
01:08:50.000If they can come up with some real good country crossovers, I think they can really hit the markets solid.
01:08:58.000And what I think people don't talk about enough is that there's actually a good amount of crossover between German polka and rap that's happening now.
01:09:11.000And it's like this, it's called later rapping.
01:13:33.000These ladies are not really the friends of the straight white males.
01:13:40.000I want to make an announcement for today because, you know, you never rate women from 1 to 10 when women are around because they get offended.
01:13:46.000So always rate women from 1 to 10 in your mind, in your head or with your friends.
01:13:51.000But I invented a new system today where you can rate women when they are around and they don't get offended.
01:13:57.000It's instead of numbers, we're going to use names.
01:17:29.000In fact, we've been through this before, and I...
01:17:31.000i always win i wrote it hey gavin and ryan i'm a 20 year old living in katana ontario does he mean kanata ontario let me just check i got it i got it um no it's kanata that's where i went to oh no wait there is oh there's a katana onto there is a katana in ontario uh meaning the sword it's one of the Largest suburbs of Ottawa.
01:18:34.000We share the same soullessness as animals by being able to Doesn't that mean no soul?
01:18:42.000As animals by being able to express mind, will, and emotion, but they lack a spirit.
01:18:47.000In the book of Job, God explains he created nefish animals to relate to a higher being, us humans, just as he created us humans to relate to a higher being, God himself.
01:18:59.000Because of this, I agree that humans creating chihuahuas is a perversion.
01:19:42.000Most conservatives seem to fear God, but that is my opinion.
01:19:46.000They seem to know and comprehend the basics of the Bible, including the creation and order God placed and an order God places on his creation mentioned in the book of Genesis.
01:20:01.000Then God said, let us make man in our image according to our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the sky, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.
01:20:39.000We're never going to convince atheists, by the way, by quoting the Bible.
01:20:43.000Climate change is a hoax is what that means.
01:20:45.000Genesis 8, 22 is after Noah and his family are saved from the flood.
01:20:48.000Matthew 25, Jesus speaks, we know not when Christ will come again and the world as we know it will end when he discusses the parable of the 10 virgins.
01:22:15.000The creation model denies vertical or macroevolution, but does not deny horizontal or microevolution, creation of subspecies of genetic variation.
01:22:23.000Yeah, that's another thing that annoys me.
01:22:25.000We don't say that, you know, the dodo bird just appeared and then, poof, that all of a sudden there's a cardinal in the sky.
01:24:09.000Costa Ricans pour straws in the ocean, and now when I go to salsa fresca, I have to have a fucking paper straw that feels like I used tampon string.
01:25:17.000You knew when you left the house today, left the house is a crucial part of the story, that about living in New York City, working in New York City, about 1,000 people are going to see you that day.
01:25:29.000When you're put on social media, sometimes it's 2,000, sometimes it's 10,000.
01:25:33.000So your problem is a bunch of people saw me, but more than I wanted to.
01:25:38.000And a precedent was set, actually, in Montreal, where a guy sued the Montreal Gazette because there was a picture of him and his mistress, and it said, spring is sprung.
01:25:50.000He got divorced, and he said, you outed me my affair, and you ruined my marriage.
01:25:54.000Yeah, it's the photographer's fault, not yours.
01:25:58.000And the judge said, when you went out that day and you were skipping with her, you knew that a couple hundred people were going to see you.
01:26:05.000Turns out a couple thousand people saw you.
01:32:04.000Having spent the morning with Gerard Batten, we were accosted by a climate change protester whose camera crew and himself didn't seem to like it when I asked a simple question about his posh boy upbringing.
01:32:17.000Can I ask you a question just to interrupt the constant monologue of you talking?
01:32:22.000There's this perception I have where I live, and it's a place called the rest of the UK, that climate protesters are massively over-privileged and kind of posh kids.
01:32:31.000And you seem to be falling straight into that for me.
01:32:34.000So can you explain to me why it is that it seems to be almost a luxury of the privileged that live in London to dictate to the rest of us what we should and shouldn't be allowed to do?
01:34:12.000And the pattern is the elites, the rich, tend to be the one telling us we're not doing enough and we have to be better and we're not sacrificing enough.
01:34:22.000And this goes back to yesterday's show with Carlos Maza, whose mom has a $10 million condo that looks like a restaurant and has a fireplace on the roof in the upper west side.
01:35:19.000When she says, a dime for 70, that's a fucking deal.
01:35:24.000She's saying, I'll give you $70 of food stamps for $10 of Coke at Math Speed.
01:35:34.000Which is obviously $10 of Coke in this day and age would be like a flat sugar cube amount.
01:35:42.000And these people, you know, they use EBT cards, they use food stamps, but obviously there's a massive exchange rate because now the guy has to go to the grocery store to get his money's worth.
01:35:51.000But $10 of drugs and I get $70 of food, it is a good deal.