Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 18, 2020


S02E139 - EMPTY NYC [2020-03-18 - S02E139 - EMPTY NYC]


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 8 minutes

Words per Minute

149.97098

Word Count

10,333

Sentence Count

1,054

Misogynist Sentences

40

Hate Speech Sentences

57


Summary

This week on Streetcannavals, the boys talk about their favorite parts of New York, St. Patrick's Day, and the White House. They also talk about some of their favorite places in the city and some of the craziest things they've ever done.


Transcript

00:00:46.000 You better believe I'm back back in a New York groove.
00:00:53.000 I interviewed Paul Stanley once and I mentioned that song and I go, wow, back in New York Groove is a real hit.
00:00:59.000 I was kind of fucking with them.
00:01:00.000 It was at my in like 08 when I was getting sick of talking to celebrities.
00:01:06.000 And he was pissed.
00:01:09.000 He goes, yeah, well, it's an okay song.
00:01:12.000 He said, you know, when you have a song and you include the name of the city in the song, that song is always popular in that city.
00:01:19.000 I said, well, it's pretty popular all across the country, Paul.
00:01:24.000 I wonder if when that album came out, they went, holy fuck, Ace is talented on his own.
00:01:30.000 Weird looking dude.
00:01:31.000 He looks kind of normal now, but I saw a picture of him in that Kiss and Tell book, and the makeup had done something to his pores.
00:01:38.000 He had like moon craters.
00:01:40.000 Yeah, crater face.
00:01:42.000 Really freaky looking dude.
00:01:44.000 And a brutal drug addict, I believe, judging by the way he behaved in interviews.
00:01:48.000 No, not Paul Stanley.
00:01:50.000 He's free.
00:01:51.000 Why'd you look at it?
00:01:52.000 I was trying to look for your interview with him.
00:01:54.000 Was it on print?
00:01:55.000 It's on like street carnage podcast bullshit.
00:01:58.000 Ooh, he's sexy there.
00:01:59.000 He looks kind of like you, like a little rice ball.
00:02:01.000 Yeah, he does look rice ball-ish.
00:02:03.000 Yeah, that.
00:02:04.000 You can see his face is kind of shitty.
00:02:05.000 He's got some Fred Armison rice on him.
00:02:08.000 What's his background?
00:02:10.000 That's a good question.
00:02:12.000 Front page of the post, cough it up.
00:02:15.000 White House, pay cash to Americans as flu shot.
00:02:18.000 We haven't been suffering that bad, have we?
00:02:20.000 That we need $1,000 each?
00:02:24.000 $1,000 times $331 million?
00:02:28.000 What's that?
00:02:30.000 $33 trillion?
00:02:32.000 It's probably a lot.
00:02:34.000 Oh, look, Naked Cowboy.
00:02:36.000 Naked Cowboy in pics.
00:02:38.000 I saw Naked Cowboy this morning.
00:02:41.000 I thought we should go interview him.
00:02:43.000 And then I thought, eh, he talks to 700 people a day.
00:02:48.000 He's the last person I want to fucking get close to right now.
00:02:51.000 Can we just get that mic a little closer to you?
00:02:53.000 Yeah, it's okay.
00:02:54.000 I just want to get that closer.
00:02:54.000 It's okay.
00:02:55.000 It's okay.
00:02:56.000 Just a little closer to you.
00:02:57.000 You know what we should do is later on in the show, just go outside and film New York.
00:03:02.000 Because people keep texting me and saying, what's Manhattan like?
00:03:05.000 Yeah.
00:03:06.000 And it is underpopulated.
00:03:10.000 So we'll get to that.
00:03:11.000 But before we do, St. Patrick's Day came and went.
00:03:15.000 No one cared.
00:03:16.000 That used to be one of my favorite days of the year.
00:03:18.000 Such a great time to party in New York.
00:03:20.000 Although pissing is like half of the journey of St. Patrick's Day in New York.
00:03:27.000 But the parade was canceled.
00:03:29.000 My wife, I invited Ryan over to my house.
00:03:32.000 I'm not sure that's for Boaten or not.
00:03:35.000 What?
00:03:36.000 Well, we're socializing.
00:03:37.000 We're not supposed to socialize.
00:03:38.000 Oh.
00:03:40.000 And when you were coming up to my front door, there was a dude staring at you.
00:03:40.000 Why?
00:03:45.000 And this could all be in my head, but I sort of felt like him going, oh, great.
00:03:49.000 Not only is my neighbor socializing, he's socializing with Chingx.
00:03:53.000 This is doubly irresponsible.
00:03:56.000 I should have just had a coronavirus hoodie on or something.
00:03:58.000 Because I looked back at him and we had sort of a like a, yes?
00:04:02.000 Like I was doing my face and he was sort of doing his, I'm not going to look away face.
00:04:08.000 Could be because I'm a fascist.
00:04:10.000 You never know.
00:04:11.000 But was your shit green today?
00:04:14.000 I didn't look at the color of my shit.
00:04:16.000 You should always check the viscosity of your stool.
00:04:19.000 Mine was green from all those green beers we had.
00:04:21.000 I had, yeah, just two.
00:04:23.000 Two will probably do it, though.
00:04:24.000 My wife loves Ryan Katsu Rivera.
00:04:27.000 I do not get it, but her face just lights up when he comes over.
00:04:31.000 She's pleased as punch.
00:04:33.000 If our marriage is going rocky, I just bring a Ryan over.
00:04:36.000 She's good for a week.
00:04:38.000 I should cook for you guys again.
00:04:40.000 Remember the one time I made kimchi stew?
00:04:41.000 That was pretty dope.
00:04:42.000 Whatever makes my wife happy.
00:04:46.000 All I care about in life is my wife's well-being and her opinion of me.
00:04:50.000 That's all.
00:04:51.000 My friend come up to me.
00:04:52.000 Hey, what are you doing, Ronnie?
00:04:53.000 I go fuck off.
00:04:55.000 Oh, that's Ronnie.
00:04:56.000 I don't care about anything.
00:04:56.000 Yeah.
00:04:58.000 Give me Amazon now.
00:05:00.000 I don't care.
00:05:01.000 Amazon now.
00:05:02.000 Stupid.
00:05:03.000 Everyone is so stupid.
00:05:06.000 How did the internet make us more stupid?
00:05:10.000 There's just boxes and boxes and boxes everywhere.
00:05:13.000 Asians are really into being smart.
00:05:15.000 And so when you say stupid, the whole audience collapses.
00:05:18.000 Because stupid also means like frivolous and overly emotional.
00:05:22.000 And to Chinese people, it means not just low IQ, but like irrelevant.
00:05:28.000 So when you say that being so stupid, God, they cry.
00:05:32.000 They cry because the relationship's over.
00:05:34.000 It's so stupid.
00:05:36.000 Is that racist?
00:05:38.000 Race is very politically divided right now, right?
00:05:38.000 Yes.
00:05:40.000 A lot of things here.
00:05:41.000 Right now.
00:05:42.000 No matter what topic you bring up, you kind of reduce it back to politics a lot, which eventually we could all do with taking a step back from race every once in a while and just talking as human beings.
00:05:51.000 Where's him getting angry?
00:05:52.000 Oh, wait, there we go.
00:05:53.000 I think we need more Asian.
00:05:55.000 Down my esophagus with a stick and then pull the feces out of my anus for me now.
00:06:03.000 Mikey.
00:06:06.000 So yeah, Ryan came by and we had corned beef, which is so fucking good.
00:06:14.000 Yes.
00:06:14.000 And cabbage and green beer and boiled potatoes.
00:06:18.000 Boiled potatoes are whatever.
00:06:19.000 They're just, they're great, but you don't really think about them much.
00:06:22.000 But very farty night.
00:06:27.000 And then we put my youngest to bed because I knew he wouldn't be Ready for this, but my elder two kids and Ryan and my wife watched the perfect coronavirus movie.
00:06:39.000 I could not recommend this enough.
00:06:42.000 It is, what's it called?
00:06:43.000 Color out of space.
00:06:45.000 Color out of space.
00:06:48.000 Holy shit, is it good?
00:06:49.000 Now, I don't want to ruin anything, but I secretly harbored resentment for the female lead, the young girl you just saw at the beginning.
00:06:58.000 But that's my own personal beef.
00:07:00.000 She just seemed to LA accuracy.
00:07:05.000 And of course, the black guy has to be the cool, smart one.
00:07:09.000 And the dad is kind of a moron.
00:07:11.000 So you got to get past those.
00:07:12.000 But otherwise, it's about a family that just moved to the country and everything's great until a meteor lands.
00:07:18.000 Blew up.
00:07:21.000 Big flash.
00:07:22.000 Like a fake stuff crap.
00:07:24.000 I don't even know what color it was.
00:07:25.000 It wasn't like any color I'd ever seen before.
00:07:28.000 Looks like a meteorite.
00:07:31.000 You never seen purple before?
00:07:33.000 Black people love wearing purple.
00:07:35.000 Compliments their skin.
00:07:36.000 Meteorites are generally no more dangerous than ordinary locks.
00:07:39.000 Who's he?
00:07:43.000 How can something that bitch just disappear?
00:07:45.000 Did you plant those?
00:07:47.000 No.
00:07:48.000 It's booby.
00:07:49.000 Come here for a sec.
00:07:51.000 Oh, God.
00:07:53.000 What are you doing?
00:07:54.000 Shh.
00:07:55.000 He's talking to me.
00:07:57.000 Who's talking to you?
00:07:58.000 That was a weird scene.
00:08:00.000 Sure was.
00:08:07.000 We never saw her turn off the tap.
00:08:09.000 Yeah, that was frustrating.
00:08:10.000 Tommy Chong is in it.
00:08:13.000 He's a good eye actor.
00:08:14.000 My wife's like, I like that.
00:08:15.000 Is that Cheech or Chong?
00:08:17.000 It's possible, honey, that the Asian one is called Chong.
00:08:21.000 Conceivable.
00:08:26.000 And I hate when they do movies like this and it was all a dream or it was all in one person's head.
00:08:30.000 This is not that.
00:08:32.000 Can you believe me now?
00:08:34.000 I don't know what I believe anymore.
00:08:39.000 There was another movie with him with the same kind of vibe.
00:08:45.000 Called Mandy.
00:08:49.000 You know what was really cool about it was just the production, the color correction, the scenes.
00:08:54.000 It was very aesthetically pleasing.
00:08:56.000 Like even when they'd show shots of the trees with the clouds above them and the way they would move in the wind, it was very attractive.
00:09:05.000 I want that to be like my screensaver.
00:09:06.000 I was like, damn.
00:09:07.000 It was very aesthetically pleasing.
00:09:09.000 You never seen this?
00:09:10.000 Mandy?
00:09:11.000 I think he's...
00:09:13.000 Oh look, SpectreVision, that must be...
00:09:16.000 Oh, okay, that's why.
00:09:17.000 Yeah, he's their guy now.
00:09:20.000 He maybe owns shares?
00:09:24.000 Maybe.
00:09:27.000 Same kind of coloring going on here.
00:09:29.000 Maybe there's a woman who runs it, and that's why she always hooks him up with dogs as the love interest.
00:09:34.000 Dark embrace.
00:09:39.000 Hey, exact same thing.
00:09:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:41.000 So it's called Mandy.
00:09:42.000 I'd watch it.
00:09:43.000 I'd be done.
00:09:46.000 Wait, is that her?
00:09:47.000 Is that the wife from the last one?
00:09:49.000 Is it?
00:09:50.000 No, she looks way worse here.
00:09:53.000 Is that David Carradine?
00:09:54.000 What's with the purple in every movie?
00:10:00.000 This looks like the exact same film.
00:10:03.000 It really does, yeah.
00:10:05.000 They even have a monster in it.
00:10:09.000 Not that the other one has a monster.
00:10:11.000 You're a special one.
00:10:12.000 It may or may not have a monster.
00:10:14.000 Yes.
00:10:15.000 I too am a special one.
00:10:17.000 Family, purple, losing their minds.
00:10:20.000 Some sort of psychic force.
00:10:22.000 Cruel special effects.
00:10:27.000 Yeah, this one's got a lot of ass kicking in it.
00:10:30.000 It's like taken, but like with, you know, like a family revenge thing.
00:10:34.000 But.
00:10:36.000 So what you gonna do with that man?
00:10:38.000 What hunting?
00:10:40.000 So what you hunt.
00:10:43.000 It's crazy evil.
00:10:51.000 All right, I'm in.
00:10:52.000 Yeah, that looks pretty awesome.
00:10:54.000 Officially sold.
00:10:58.000 What else should we talk about?
00:10:59.000 We got to cover a little tiny piece of coronavirus.
00:11:03.000 You've probably seen this, but I have to get it up there.
00:11:06.000 Him, this is 1-1 where he's being told that he can't say Chinese coronavirus anymore.
00:11:16.000 Wait, did I just leave?
00:11:18.000 No, it's below that.
00:11:19.000 Yeah, that one.
00:11:21.000 Just play your pause.
00:11:23.000 Notice her cunty tone.
00:11:26.000 This is the thing with the shit chests these days.
00:11:28.000 They really wanted...
00:11:37.000 She's sick of sending the principal's office.
00:11:38.000 She's sick of giving you detentions.
00:11:40.000 So they're just going to have it out right now.
00:11:42.000 I have had enough of you, young Donald.
00:11:49.000 Why do you keep calling this the Chinese virus?
00:11:52.000 There are reports of dozens of incidents of violence against Chinese Americans in this country.
00:11:58.000 Your own aide, Secretary Ezar, says he does not use this term because ethnicity does not cause the virus.
00:12:05.000 Why do you keep using that?
00:12:07.000 It comes from China.
00:12:08.000 It's not racist at all, no?
00:12:10.000 It comes from China.
00:12:10.000 Not at all.
00:12:12.000 That's why.
00:12:13.000 It comes from China.
00:12:14.000 I want to be accurate.
00:12:19.000 I have great love for all of the people from our country.
00:12:23.000 But as you know, China tried to say at one point that it was caused by China.
00:12:32.000 He didn't chop, though.
00:12:32.000 That's all I wanted.
00:12:33.000 Yeah, he usually does a chop with China.
00:12:36.000 The China chop.
00:12:41.000 Also in the news, this is totally off topic, and I like doing non-coronavirus stuff because I'm sure you're fucking sick to death of hearing about this shit.
00:12:49.000 And when we walk around outside, I assume we'll be talking about this.
00:12:52.000 Oh, we are going outside?
00:12:53.000 Yeah.
00:12:54.000 Oh, okay, cool.
00:12:55.000 I saw a cool article about the secretary problem.
00:12:59.000 This is one three.
00:13:00.000 And apparently Matt...
00:13:05.000 Oh, flip.
00:13:08.000 This number will help you find a parking space, a home, and even true love.
00:13:12.000 Now, apparently, this goes back way before this new book.
00:13:15.000 And the secretary problem is I'm interviewing secretaries, right?
00:13:20.000 I could interview 1 million of them.
00:13:23.000 That's a lot of time.
00:13:24.000 I could interview 10.
00:13:26.000 Where do I draw the line?
00:13:27.000 Like, when do I go, all right, I'm starting to see a pattern here with applicants.
00:13:31.000 It's time to move on with my life, drop the hammer, and choose that.
00:13:35.000 And they say 37% of your journey.
00:13:40.000 They being mathematicians that have gone over algorithm after algorithm to figure out when best you should settle and make a decision.
00:13:50.000 It includes a spouse.
00:13:51.000 It includes an apartment.
00:13:53.000 It includes hiring someone like a secretary.
00:13:56.000 So let me break it down for you, okay?
00:13:59.000 In the case of that dreaded apartment search, you should spend 37% of your time.
00:14:05.000 So say you've allotted yourself a month to look for an apartment.
00:14:09.000 11 days if you're giving yourself a month, for example, exploring your options.
00:14:14.000 In other words, visit apartments, noting what's available and the pluses and minuses of each.
00:14:20.000 And after 11 days, take the first apartment you see that's better than the previous options.
00:14:27.000 You got me?
00:14:29.000 So I'm going to look for a month, or you allot a month, and then you go, I'm going to do 11 days.
00:14:35.000 Those 11 days represent 37% of the apartments I'm going to see.
00:14:38.000 That's enough to draw a pattern.
00:14:41.000 Believe me, I wish it was 95.5.
00:14:43.000 And then you go, okay, from now on, I'm going to do that.
00:14:46.000 Look, say you're interviewing 100 applicants for a secretary job.
00:14:51.000 After 37, you go, that's my range.
00:14:55.000 And now the next one you choose should be better, the best of that first 37.
00:15:02.000 Wondering about the checkout line at the supermarket?
00:15:04.000 If there are 10 available, walk past the first four, then choose the first one that's shorter.
00:15:11.000 So the first four, the first 37%, have given you your pattern.
00:15:16.000 Yates, this is the author of the book, I guess, uses it when boarding a train.
00:15:21.000 In search of the car that's the least crowded, pass up the first 37% of cars.
00:15:25.000 So say you're going to check five cars.
00:15:27.000 You want to check like two cars.
00:15:32.000 And settle on the first thereafter that's less crowded.
00:15:38.000 The best way to maximize the potential to hire the best candidates to value the first.
00:15:41.000 I already said that.
00:15:42.000 Oh, here's another one.
00:15:43.000 If you're 18 and might date one person seriously per year until you're 35, optimal stopping suggests that you play the field for about six or seven years, right?
00:15:57.000 So now you are 24.
00:16:00.000 I just saved you 10 years of dicks and cunts.
00:16:04.000 And guys, come on.
00:16:06.000 I see you doing Coke and getting wasted and playing video games and smoking bong hits.
00:16:12.000 Okay, I get it.
00:16:13.000 You got to get your yeahs out.
00:16:15.000 I got my yeahs out.
00:16:16.000 But you stole your parents' liquor at 14.
00:16:19.000 By 24, that's a decade of getting wasted and fucking sluts.
00:16:24.000 You don't get it yet?
00:16:25.000 Um...
00:16:31.000 After that, you should stick with the first person who comes along who's better than all of the others you've dated so far.
00:16:37.000 So ladies, at 24, you know what your patterns are.
00:16:40.000 You know what your range is.
00:16:41.000 You're not going to get fucking Tom Ford with a heterosexual bent.
00:16:46.000 So start focusing on settling down.
00:16:50.000 Stop dating comedians.
00:16:52.000 Stop dating musicians.
00:16:55.000 Stop dating bikers, including presidents of chapters in Westchester, who are going to be in the can soon anyway.
00:17:05.000 Stop dating actors.
00:17:09.000 I recommend dating expats, Australian immigrants, immigrants who came here, Western immigrants who came here because they had to bust their ass to get here.
00:17:16.000 They're tenacious and loyal.
00:17:19.000 See, that's my example of a fun non-coronavirus listed thing that improves your life.
00:17:31.000 And here's another interesting thing.
00:17:33.000 Actually, oh yeah, this is 1.5, but it's listed below it.
00:17:38.000 This is a totally unrelated thing.
00:17:39.000 We're just powering through this various hodgepodge of news bits.
00:17:43.000 I thought this was interesting.
00:17:44.000 And, you know, Nick Fuentez, America First Right, has been shitting on Turning Point a lot because they sounded too pro-immigration for a while.
00:17:51.000 That to me seems like a waste of time.
00:17:53.000 And I appreciate Michelle Malkin exposing Kirk, and I'm glad she did.
00:17:58.000 But I'm not going to let that nullify all of Turning Point USA.
00:18:01.000 I'm glad they're doing stuff like this and exposing the bias in colleges.
00:18:07.000 You just said this is how the organization got started.
00:18:10.000 Right.
00:18:12.000 So I really implore you to look at the watch list.
00:18:16.000 Think about the professors who are being targeted.
00:18:20.000 A lot of them are professors of home.
00:18:24.000 And a lot of them are teaching.
00:18:26.000 You say that you're not, you're bipartisan.
00:18:30.000 That kind of feels dishonest.
00:18:34.000 80% of teachers are liberal cunts.
00:18:37.000 So if you are targeting bias, we're going to have a bunch of conservative bias in professors.
00:18:44.000 But look her up, by the way, Sarah Mosliner.
00:18:44.000 Yeah, right.
00:18:48.000 That picture of her is actually quite flattering.
00:18:53.000 And I think ugly women choose these vocations, these areas of study.
00:19:00.000 Yeah, that's her.
00:19:02.000 Look at that thing.
00:19:03.000 She gives Tarana Burke a run for her money.
00:19:05.000 She looks like she sounds like...
00:19:07.000 That's a...
00:19:13.000 And then she wrote this book, look, Virgin Nation, about the chastity of young girls.
00:19:21.000 Young, ugly girls, too.
00:19:22.000 Wow.
00:19:24.000 All right, go back to this.
00:19:25.000 Is that her?
00:19:26.000 This colour.
00:19:27.000 No, they choose these areas of study Because it's areas where aesthetics doesn't matter and there's no rules, there's no meritocracy, there's no such thing as beauty, and everyone can be beautiful, like say me, she says.
00:19:27.000 Yeah.
00:19:43.000 So I've known about them longer than you have.
00:19:46.000 So you're responsible for the organization you are a part of.
00:19:52.000 And I just, I need you to know that.
00:19:54.000 We actually had a long conversation in my class about this today.
00:20:00.000 I take these down when I see them because I'm terrified of your organization.
00:20:06.000 I'm terrified of the other organization.
00:20:08.000 Socialism.
00:20:08.000 What organization?
00:20:10.000 Well, there's Bernie Socialism, the green poster.
00:20:10.000 On campus?
00:20:17.000 Well, I hope you'll report that.
00:20:20.000 Because that's the only thing that should be reported.
00:20:22.000 I feel like that's kind of like going on free speech.
00:20:26.000 You've taken stuff down.
00:20:27.000 We don't take down your posters.
00:20:30.000 I don't think anybody else should take down our posters.
00:20:32.000 And it is an act of civil disobedience for me.
00:20:36.000 And if you need to call me out on it, do it.
00:20:38.000 Just pause.
00:20:39.000 This is exactly like that woman who was talking to Trump.
00:20:44.000 I think we've overempowered women.
00:20:46.000 Feminism has spun out of control.
00:20:49.000 And we've turned women into bossy bitches, as they've called it.
00:20:54.000 She admits to civil disobedience against her students.
00:20:57.000 That's weird, right?
00:20:59.000 Wait, isn't civil disobedience all about calling truth to power or whatever?
00:20:59.000 Yeah.
00:21:05.000 I don't know.
00:21:06.000 Right.
00:21:06.000 And I will tell everyone exactly what I told you, why I told you.
00:21:10.000 But we, I mean, we're not, I don't, there's no reason you should be scared of us, honestly.
00:21:10.000 Okay.
00:21:16.000 Or this even thinks it's not just you.
00:21:19.000 You're part of this whole organization.
00:21:19.000 Right?
00:21:21.000 Yeah.
00:21:22.000 That has been doing this work for a long time.
00:21:24.000 What about Antifa members?
00:21:26.000 And people of Antifa.
00:21:27.000 I've actually had somebody that's had death threats that's had the placement in her house because they told her her location, her address.
00:21:34.000 So I think that's what we're trying to prevent violence.
00:21:37.000 So you're not bipartisan.
00:21:39.000 We are bipartisan.
00:21:40.000 We have not just tracked one candidate for the party outright.
00:21:48.000 He actually doesn't work for him.
00:21:50.000 He just appeared before he got started.
00:21:52.000 He was his social media director.
00:21:55.000 Yeah, you should check out him.
00:21:58.000 I think you should see, isn't this good that Turning Point's empowering these young girls to stand up to this bitch?
00:22:06.000 When I was in school, we had these professors.
00:22:08.000 They weren't as common as they are now.
00:22:09.000 Now they're ubiquitous.
00:22:11.000 But we wouldn't have the, we just go, oh, I guess I'm a stupid piece of shit.
00:22:15.000 I'm only 18 and she has a PhD.
00:22:17.000 These girls are going, yeah, you know what?
00:22:19.000 Wikipedia is not very reliable anymore.
00:22:23.000 No, but come to our back, please, and ask him his questions because this is what we want to do.
00:22:28.000 We want to incite discussion and civil dialogue, and we want to figure out immigrants.
00:22:32.000 I totally understand that, right?
00:22:34.000 I understand that.
00:22:36.000 I also know that when we're dealing with things like white nationalism and racism, that people have gotten really good at hiding that.
00:22:47.000 Okay?
00:22:48.000 And so I just want you to think, does this serve your best interest?
00:22:53.000 And here's the thing, like, I would love to see a good Republican group on campus.
00:22:57.000 I think that's something we're really missing, right?
00:22:59.000 That students who have a conservative voice don't have the kind of spaces that students with neoliberal voices have.
00:23:07.000 We do have one organization.
00:23:08.000 We have an organization.
00:23:10.000 We can organize.
00:23:14.000 So the whole notion of hiding your white nationalism, that's the way they go.
00:23:20.000 Proud Boys are Nazis.
00:23:21.000 Really?
00:23:22.000 What about Proud Boys Israel?
00:23:23.000 That's self-loathing Nazis.
00:23:26.000 Oh.
00:23:26.000 What about the fact that there's blacks and whites?
00:23:28.000 That's multiracial.
00:23:30.000 So they give you an allegation, like they'd hypothetically call me gay.
00:23:34.000 I go, I'm married with kids.
00:23:35.000 Yeah, you're hiding it.
00:23:36.000 You're very good at hiding your homosexuality.
00:23:39.000 And you go, well, how do you win an argument like that?
00:23:45.000 My buddy out in the Burbs, his teacher said, so we've lost Elizabeth Warren today, kids.
00:23:52.000 These are 11-year-olds he's talking to.
00:23:54.000 And he goes, she's out of the race.
00:23:57.000 And it's pretty sad.
00:24:00.000 And I think we all just got to keep moving forward.
00:24:03.000 Assuming his 11-year-old students give a fuck about Elizabeth Warren and were hoping she'd win.
00:24:08.000 So my friend's son puts up his hand and he goes, yeah, that's because she knew she couldn't beat Trump.
00:24:16.000 Which is true.
00:24:17.000 It's a factual thing that was said in a school.
00:24:21.000 And the teacher said to him, that's a very unfortunate thing to say.
00:24:26.000 Like, they are indoctrinating our kids.
00:24:29.000 Well, why don't you homeschool?
00:24:30.000 Yeah, I think I will.
00:24:34.000 But we can't all homeschool.
00:24:37.000 They've ruined education.
00:24:39.000 They've destroyed it.
00:24:40.000 It's become a Marxist re-education camp that makes up fake stories.
00:24:49.000 All right, how are we doing for time?
00:24:50.000 Doing pretty good.
00:24:52.000 Pritz good.
00:24:53.000 There's a couple of the stories I wanted to get to before we hit the streets.
00:24:58.000 This was interesting.
00:25:00.000 The Second Amendment says that the people have the right to bear arms and have a well-regulated militia.
00:25:07.000 Isn't that what it says?
00:25:08.000 And then we hear about this guy, 1-6.
00:25:15.000 Police shoot dead anti-government militiaman in his home amid claims he was asleep when they opened fire from outside his house in a raid that also left his girlfriend wounded.
00:25:25.000 Duncan Lamp21 was killed on Thursday night after police opened fire.
00:25:28.000 Attorney says he was asleep.
00:25:30.000 Maryland police say they confronted officers.
00:25:32.000 They were executing a search warrant for weapons.
00:25:34.000 He was banned from owning.
00:25:36.000 Cops recovered three rifles, a handgun from his home.
00:25:38.000 Friends said he posted on internet forums and social media.
00:25:40.000 He used names associated with anti-government militia.
00:25:45.000 Oh, we got to go invade that guy.
00:25:47.000 So they weren't concerned about the guns.
00:25:49.000 They were concerned about his anti-government sentiment.
00:25:53.000 This story should be on the front page of every fucking newspaper.
00:25:58.000 Why is the media Siding with the government.
00:26:01.000 And I've seen this happen a million times.
00:26:03.000 The media working with law enforcement, knowing more about my friend's criminal cases than my friend's lawyers.
00:26:14.000 The justice system alerting the media, even up in Canada.
00:26:17.000 Remember that dude who got in a fight with a Palestinian at that pro-Israeli march?
00:26:22.000 And while he was on trial, the local Ottawa media knew more about his case than he did.
00:26:31.000 It was like, proud boy is not so proud anymore.
00:26:34.000 Anyway, keep going.
00:26:38.000 There's few things healthier than being anti-government.
00:26:42.000 You don't want someone to have power over you, to have authority over you.
00:26:46.000 You don't want some plebe you don't know, some pencil-pushing fucking geek bureaucrat telling you how to live your life, what you can and can't do.
00:26:55.000 Look, he had solar panels.
00:26:57.000 He wasn't using our power.
00:27:00.000 Lemp was killed when police opened far in the Maryland home, pictured living with his brother, 19.
00:27:04.000 His lawyer says, oh, wow, he already said that.
00:27:06.000 Keep going.
00:27:08.000 So they just murdered a person.
00:27:08.000 Kill him.
00:27:10.000 They just murdered a person.
00:27:11.000 They claim it's because he had illegal guns.
00:27:13.000 We don't know that in the article.
00:27:15.000 But they also say he was posting anti-government sentiment.
00:27:20.000 I'm posting anti-government sentiment right now.
00:27:23.000 Fuck the government.
00:27:25.000 You know, Virginia said, you're not going to take our guns.
00:27:28.000 And they went there fully armed.
00:27:30.000 What happened?
00:27:31.000 The government went, oh, okay, I'm going to go.
00:27:35.000 They kept bluffing right up until the 11th hour saying, we're going to take your guns.
00:27:40.000 We're going to change the laws in Virginia.
00:27:41.000 You're going to be fucked if you don't listen to us.
00:27:44.000 Nope.
00:27:45.000 Didn't happen.
00:27:45.000 Same with the Bundy Ranch.
00:27:48.000 The government said, we're going to take over this ranch, you anti-government ranchers.
00:27:53.000 And everyone showed up armed to the teeth.
00:27:55.000 What happened?
00:27:56.000 Obama went, okay, we're not going to.
00:28:00.000 Then hippies went to occupy Wall Street.
00:28:03.000 I don't condone that protest, but they have the right to protest.
00:28:08.000 They showed up with no guns and just tents.
00:28:10.000 What happened to them?
00:28:11.000 Pepper sprayed, arrested, thrown in jail.
00:28:15.000 Guns talk.
00:28:18.000 And the fact that this story disappeared should disturb everyone.
00:28:23.000 The media should be calling out the government for breaking the law.
00:28:28.000 That's what your job is.
00:28:29.000 Remember Watergate?
00:28:30.000 Remember the movie with Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman that every fucking boomer journalist watched and said, I'm going to work at the New York Times.
00:28:38.000 And now what do they do?
00:28:39.000 They hide stories like this.
00:28:40.000 Or this story, 17.
00:28:43.000 Black man hunted down and killed five white men because they were white.
00:28:49.000 Media silent.
00:28:51.000 A white guy killed a white woman in Charlottesville a few weeks ago, and it's the most racist thing the liberal media has ever heard about.
00:28:56.000 In Kansas City, a black guy hunted and killed five white men because he wanted to kill all the white people in quotes.
00:29:01.000 And that same media couldn't be any less interested in the story or the racism.
00:29:05.000 Did you hear about this case?
00:29:06.000 Of course not, because it doesn't involve white supremacists emboldened by Donald Trump.
00:29:11.000 They should have put that in quotes.
00:29:12.000 Let me scroll up so I can read the poll quote.
00:29:15.000 The 22-year-old man suspected of shooting five middle-aged white men since last year, including four.
00:29:20.000 Wait, it's been a drawn-out pattern, including four on South Kansas City walking trails.
00:29:27.000 He's a racist serial killer.
00:29:30.000 This wasn't a mass shooting.
00:29:31.000 It's like the Beltway sniper.
00:29:35.000 He threatened in 2014 to shoot up a school and kill all white people, according to court records.
00:29:39.000 Frederick Desmond Scott, who was charged Tuesday in two killings and names of suspect and three more, made those statements fucking six years ago.
00:29:47.000 And we finally caught him.
00:29:50.000 Thanks, media.
00:29:54.000 All five white men were between the ages of 54 and 67, meaning they probably are an easier target, right?
00:30:01.000 All five were fatally shot, most from behind, in surprise attacks as they walked dogs, visited parks, and in one case, walked down a city street.
00:30:11.000 Holy shit.
00:30:13.000 Where is that fucking story?
00:30:18.000 And then last story I want to get to before we go outside.
00:30:21.000 1-8.
00:30:24.000 That ridiculous movie, Hunters.
00:30:28.000 Okay?
00:30:29.000 They have gone so far to the extreme in talking about how horrible, obviously Nazis are horrible, but how prevalent the Nazis were, that they're now exaggerating the Holocaust, which I would argue trivializes the Holocaust.
00:30:42.000 But they're including things like Nazis playing human chess, which is a lie that's so egregious that Jews go, can you just do the actual story, please?
00:30:54.000 The actual story is pretty bad.
00:30:56.000 So let's just focus on that.
00:30:59.000 So now the guy is saying, well, so now the Auschwitz Memorial is saying, will you fucking pull the brakes?
00:31:06.000 Because now you make up bullshit like that.
00:31:08.000 People find out about it.
00:31:09.000 Now when we talk about six million Jews, people laugh in our face.
00:31:12.000 So you're making the whole Holocaust irrelevant by lying about it.
00:31:16.000 And so he defends himself.
00:31:18.000 In speaking to the chess match scene, yes, this is a fictionalized event.
00:31:22.000 Why did I feel the scene was important?
00:31:24.000 To most powerfully counteract the revisionist narrative.
00:31:27.000 What revisionist narrative?
00:31:30.000 Is there a really powerful revisionist narrative going on that whitewash Nazi perpetration by showcasing the most extreme?
00:31:39.000 Oh yeah, so he counteracts that by showcasing the most extreme and representationally truthful sadism and violence that the Nazis perpetrated against the Jews and other victims.
00:31:51.000 Why did I feel the need to create a fictional event when there were so many real horrors that existed?
00:31:55.000 After all, it is true that Nazis perpetrated widespread and extreme acts of sadism and torture, and even incidents of cruel games against their victims.
00:32:01.000 I simply did not want to depict those specific real acts of trauma.
00:32:06.000 Oh, so he just subbed out one act of trauma for the other.
00:32:11.000 I can't wait to see The Hunt.
00:32:12.000 He says more stuff, too.
00:32:15.000 Yeah, philosophical, I believe we can.
00:32:18.000 I love Hunters.
00:32:19.000 I think it's a great show.
00:32:21.000 Because it is a cartoon exaggeration of the left's view of the world.
00:32:26.000 And it's just like The Handmaid's Tale, where Margaret Atwood Wrote a book to talk about what if Muslim sexism ever made it to the West.
00:32:35.000 Some fucking liberal homos in Hollywood changed it into being about Mike Pence, and everyone swallowed it up, and that makes me laugh.
00:32:44.000 Similarly, The Hunt is getting bad reviews, and I think that might be good because I think the liberal elitists don't like that it exposes them as liberal elitists who want MAGA people to die.
00:32:58.000 And make no mistake, they want us to die.
00:33:02.000 All right, that's the news.
00:33:06.000 I'm glad I got that better life in there with the secretary problem.
00:33:09.000 You want to know what Manhattan's like?
00:33:11.000 We're in Manhattan right now.
00:33:12.000 Let's walk outside.
00:33:13.000 Take the...
00:33:15.000 Take the camera off.
00:33:17.000 Okay.
00:33:18.000 And follow me.
00:33:19.000 Oh.
00:33:20.000 Oh.
00:33:39.000 So this is it.
00:33:40.000 This is Times Square.
00:33:41.000 The New York Post makes it look like it's totally abandoned.
00:33:44.000 Manhattan in general, since COVID-19, since the Kung Flu, the Chinese virus, has been sort of like New York City at 7 a.m. on a Sunday.
00:33:56.000 And that is especially true of Times Square.
00:33:59.000 The illegal aliens who dress up like Elmo and various Muppets, they're not around.
00:34:05.000 How you doing?
00:34:07.000 Fuck, I hate everyone so much.
00:34:09.000 They talk about hate in America, stopping hate.
00:34:12.000 It's not racial.
00:34:14.000 I hate everyone in the world.
00:34:15.000 Oh, thanks, man.
00:34:16.000 Oh, cool.
00:34:17.000 Cool.
00:34:19.000 I don't know if you mind.
00:34:20.000 Yeah, you're Ryan and Gavin.
00:34:21.000 Oh, sure.
00:34:22.000 Right on.
00:34:22.000 The rules.
00:34:23.000 I don't mean to interrupt.
00:34:24.000 No, no, no.
00:34:25.000 No, no problem.
00:34:26.000 I'd interview you, but I don't want to get AIDS.
00:34:31.000 And if you look over here, you can see, see if you can see that Statue of Liberty guy.
00:34:37.000 He's one of the few illegals that's still here.
00:34:40.000 And I say illegals because 100% of them are from Mexico.
00:34:43.000 Unilingual Spanish speakers from Mexico.
00:34:46.000 Yeah, sure, let's do a photo.
00:34:51.000 Thank you.
00:34:51.000 I support you guys.
00:34:52.000 Thank you.
00:34:57.000 And you can see that that tourist trap is not really getting a lot of customers.
00:35:02.000 But, you know, we were talking this morning.
00:35:04.000 I kind of like coronavirus.
00:35:06.000 Am I in the shadows now?
00:35:08.000 I like coronavirus because it's like a little reboot for all of us.
00:35:14.000 I like us to not take things for granted and to see what it's like to stay with your family indoors, to sort of realize how much we take for granted.
00:35:24.000 I think that we're overdoing it here with this quarantine, but it's not really affecting us.
00:35:28.000 I don't really give a shit.
00:35:29.000 Although the bars closing was pretty devastating, that's the first time it really hit home is when I realized we can no longer go to bars.
00:35:37.000 That's not just where I drink, that's where I piss.
00:35:41.000 Like, we can't pee now when we walk around and do these streeters.
00:35:44.000 And also, that's where I got a lot of my love.
00:35:47.000 You know, my wife's American Indian, and the American Indians that are kind and loving, they're all dead.
00:35:53.000 It's only the real bitches that are left.
00:35:55.000 So I don't get a lot of affection from my wife.
00:35:58.000 I get that from bartenders.
00:35:59.000 Attention and love I get from my bartenders.
00:36:02.000 That's gone now.
00:36:04.000 But let's go a little deeper into Times Square because it's usually busier by the stairs.
00:36:08.000 And you can see here that it's what?
00:36:12.000 It's middle of the afternoon, not early in the morning.
00:36:15.000 And I'd say we're operating at about 5% capacity.
00:36:20.000 So there is a guy, I don't, he doesn't look like he's, oh, that was, There's Spider-Man being pensive.
00:36:36.000 Oh, he's taking a picture of himself.
00:36:38.000 He's not one of these guys asking for money.
00:36:41.000 And then we've got the naked cowboy still here.
00:36:43.000 And then that weird lady who goes, in other words, the only sort of stalwarts of Times Square that are still around are the mentally ill.
00:37:05.000 I don't know, it's disturbing though.
00:37:16.000 So here we are in the epicenter of Times Square.
00:37:19.000 Before I was just sort of on the outskirts.
00:37:22.000 This is where it's usually jammed shoulder to shoulder.
00:37:26.000 And it ain't today.
00:37:27.000 I shouldn't say shoulder to shoulder.
00:37:29.000 But it's definitely operating at about 5% capacity.
00:37:32.000 I think if you don't drink, this is a good time to visit New York.
00:37:35.000 All the department stores are still open.
00:37:38.000 Just the restaurants and bars are closed.
00:37:41.000 Get some deals.
00:37:42.000 You don't have to worry about crowds.
00:37:45.000 Parking is easy peasy.
00:37:46.000 I mean, you can't park on the street, but it's easy to find a parking garage.
00:37:50.000 And there's no one bothering you.
00:37:51.000 I would conduct interviews, but I don't want to catch coronavirus, so I'm just sort of nodding at people.
00:38:00.000 Is this what you expected it would be?
00:38:03.000 Yeah.
00:38:04.000 Me too.
00:38:05.000 We used to do a lot more man on the streets here in Times Square, but I got inundated with selfies, 90% selfies, 10% threats.
00:38:14.000 It just wasn't fun anymore.
00:38:16.000 But one of the reasons we're doing this now is because San Francisco, as of midnight last night, is doing a stay-at-home curfew.
00:38:25.000 And the rule is, say of a family of five, one person can leave at a time to go buy groceries or something.
00:38:33.000 By the way, that includes toilet paper.
00:38:35.000 Toilet paper was never at risk.
00:38:38.000 What the fuck were you doing fighting over toilet paper?
00:38:43.000 Worst case scenario, wash your ass in the shower.
00:38:47.000 And the paper towels thing was equally ridiculous.
00:38:50.000 You don't have rags?
00:38:51.000 You don't have an old t-shirt that you could re-wash?
00:38:53.000 Anyway.
00:38:55.000 So everyone has to stay indoors and one person is allowed out at a time.
00:38:58.000 That may very well be instituted in New York, in which case, I don't know how we'll do the live show tomorrow.
00:39:05.000 I don't know how we'll take calls.
00:39:07.000 Maybe We could just do it on our phones.
00:39:09.000 Anyway, we'll figure something out.
00:39:10.000 We'll definitely be live tomorrow night.
00:39:13.000 It might be from my bathroom.
00:39:17.000 But yeah, this is an interesting glimpse at New York City, and I think it's kind of fun.
00:39:22.000 You know, during the ice storm in the late 90s, Vice, me and the guys from Vice, we went down to New York City.
00:39:30.000 We were told not to go anywhere.
00:39:32.000 Everyone wants to stay inside.
00:39:33.000 It's ice everywhere.
00:39:34.000 And we drove down over the border, and there was tanks everywhere, and military and army everywhere.
00:39:42.000 I guess that goes under military.
00:39:44.000 And it was super fun because it was so weird and abandoned.
00:39:47.000 The same with the blackout in 2004.
00:39:50.000 That was a blast.
00:39:51.000 We went all over the city.
00:39:52.000 Everyone was partying and handing out free beer.
00:39:55.000 And now today, oh, what's going on there?
00:39:57.000 Is that a bum just hanging out with tourists?
00:40:01.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:40:02.000 You see that woman smoking in the dirty sweatshirt?
00:40:06.000 Just rapping with fucking tourists?
00:40:08.000 Maybe a dude.
00:40:09.000 Gross.
00:40:10.000 Oh, maybe it's a dude.
00:40:11.000 Please don't come over here.
00:40:12.000 Please don't come over here.
00:40:13.000 Don't film him.
00:40:14.000 I don't want him to come over here.
00:40:15.000 Is it Beck?
00:40:16.000 Don't engage.
00:40:18.000 Oh, yeah, it's Beck.
00:40:19.000 Bit of a career dip.
00:40:22.000 And the blackout was super fun.
00:40:25.000 And now...
00:40:26.000 Thank you.
00:40:30.000 He's coughing.
00:40:32.000 He's smoking a joint, though.
00:40:35.000 And this is kind of fun, too.
00:40:37.000 It's seeing a new New York.
00:40:39.000 This is a New York after Thanos.
00:40:41.000 Goes like that, and half the country turns into dust.
00:40:44.000 Although in this case, it's 90% of the country.
00:40:48.000 It's very dense with bums and construction workers.
00:40:54.000 And then a handful of tourists, including Chinese people.
00:40:58.000 Shouldn't they have masks on?
00:41:00.000 Is that racist?
00:41:03.000 Is anything racist anymore?
00:41:05.000 You know what happened?
00:41:06.000 I was on John Miller's show on Blaze TV, and I said, yeah, at my gym and in New Rochelle, a lot of black people think that they can't get it.
00:41:18.000 They see this as a white disease.
00:41:20.000 In fact, some of them see it as a Jewish disease because in New Rochelle, it was a Jewish guy who got it, and he spread it at his synagogue.
00:41:28.000 Those are all just facts.
00:41:29.000 That's what I heard a black dude say it, and that's not an uncommon belief.
00:41:32.000 In fact, Waka Flaka was in the news recently because he said minorities can't get it.
00:41:41.000 So it is a belief, and I was just reporting that belief.
00:41:44.000 John then gets approached by people who say, yeah, we heard someone on your show saying that coronavirus is a Jewish disease that was created by Jews to kill minorities.
00:41:56.000 And maybe you should just disavow yourself from that belief.
00:41:59.000 I know you don't believe that, but you should disavow.
00:42:01.000 Disavow what?
00:42:02.000 I never said anything like that.
00:42:04.000 That's what goes on with the fucking radical left these days.
00:42:07.000 And the radical left is mainstream.
00:42:10.000 They take something like, hey, this is what I heard in New Rochelle, and they turn it into this anti-Semitic conspiracy.
00:42:18.000 If Jews were making coronavirus to kill minorities, they're doing a terrible job.
00:42:23.000 It's a destitute failure if that was their goal.
00:42:28.000 And if you want to get down to racism within this outbreak, calling it Chinese is not a thing, but there are Hispanics and blacks attacking Chinese people.
00:42:38.000 There was just a guy in the paper, I think his last name was Rivera, actually.
00:42:42.000 And he was going up to Chinese people yelling, where's your mask?
00:42:45.000 And then slapping the shit out of them for not wearing masks.
00:42:50.000 So once again, you're looking for racism and you end up finding it in races that are not white people.
00:42:58.000 We tend to be the least racist people around and the ones accused of racism the most.
00:43:05.000 I find that quite curious.
00:43:06.000 I think it's white people calling other white people racist to make them feel more culturally advanced.
00:43:14.000 Anyway, speaking of cultural advancements, let's go to Chinatown.
00:43:18.000 Let's go to the Eye of the Storm and see if it's busy.
00:43:21.000 Because, you know, earlier I said Times Square is shoulder-to-shoulder traffic.
00:43:25.000 Chinatown is often human traffic.
00:43:27.000 It's one of the only places I've been to in the world where you're like crotched to a butt standing on Canal Street waiting for the light to change.
00:43:36.000 And then the light changes and sometimes you can't even make it.
00:43:38.000 So it's like bumper-to-bumper traffic, but humans.
00:43:41.000 Let's see what it's like amid the Chinese flu.
00:43:44.000 I'm back, back in the New York flu.
00:43:50.000 So this is 6th Avenue, probably the busiest street as far as pedestrians go outside of Chinatown.
00:43:56.000 Not a lot going on.
00:44:00.000 We're here in the West Village where AIDS was invented, and it looks even more abandoned than it did in 1989.
00:44:11.000 Not a lot happening here in Gaytown.
00:44:14.000 It is a beautiful part of town.
00:44:16.000 It's been severely damaged, though, by high rents.
00:44:19.000 It's losing its charm.
00:44:21.000 I think Lena Dunham is the only one left.
00:44:23.000 Lena Dunham and a bunch of geriatrics.
00:44:26.000 All these stores are becoming chains.
00:44:30.000 It's easy to get lost around here.
00:44:32.000 Oh, we just passed John Benjamin's house.
00:44:34.000 He's the voice of Archer and Bob's Burgers.
00:44:40.000 This is a funny part of town where it starts becoming Soho.
00:44:44.000 Very pricey.
00:44:45.000 Very clean.
00:44:47.000 The gays are clean.
00:44:48.000 Look how abandoned this is.
00:44:50.000 This is Wednesday afternoon in the hustling and bustling West Village where all the rich celebrities like Sarah Jessica Parker like to chill.
00:45:02.000 And we're now getting closer to Soho and Chinatown.
00:45:08.000 Look at this.
00:45:11.000 Ain't no one around.
00:45:20.000 We should just go up to people right here and go, Why are you gay?
00:45:24.000 You are gay.
00:45:27.000 Okay.
00:45:29.000 You can tell he's gay.
00:45:30.000 You see a dude with a chain wallet and jeans and a North Face jacket, and you go, oh, there's a straight dude.
00:45:37.000 No, he has Comme des Garcons Chuck Taylors on.
00:45:40.000 That's a gay.
00:45:42.000 Why?
00:45:44.000 Hey, why are you gay?
00:45:46.000 Lots of delivery guys, I'm noticing.
00:45:49.000 Delivery guys bombs construction workers.
00:45:52.000 And then we I saw some dude with a carpet store, and he was still open.
00:45:58.000 You know what you're doing well when gays start moving into your neighborhood?
00:46:01.000 It starts with artists, then it's gays, then it's Asians, yuppie Asians, and then you're selling your place for three times what you bought it for.
00:46:14.000 But there's certain areas that will just never gentrify, like East New York, Harlem, Bushwick.
00:46:20.000 And that's not just a black thing.
00:46:23.000 Greenpoint, Brooklyn is all Polish.
00:46:25.000 That's never getting gentrified.
00:46:27.000 They're never leaving there.
00:46:32.000 Okay, this is unique.
00:46:34.000 Chinatown is always crammed, always rammed.
00:46:38.000 It is a human traffic jam pretty much 24 hours a day.
00:46:42.000 We're here at the beginning of Canal Street, which is the westerly edge of Chinatown, and it's totally deserted.
00:46:50.000 I've never seen this before.
00:46:52.000 And everything seems to be shut.
00:46:54.000 There's also, the only people that I see are non-Chinese people.
00:46:58.000 Blacks and whites and all the other races.
00:47:00.000 No yellows.
00:47:02.000 It's a yellow-free zone.
00:47:03.000 That's so weird.
00:47:05.000 And whereas a few shops were open in Midtown and Times Square, it appears that absolutely nothing is open here.
00:47:13.000 Oh, there's a pizza place that's open.
00:47:15.000 But all of the stores are shut down.
00:47:21.000 Whoa, I just coughed.
00:47:25.000 We are in the epicenter of Chinatown.
00:47:28.000 And no Chinese people.
00:47:31.000 Almost everything closed.
00:47:32.000 Even Sang Shang Jewelry.
00:47:35.000 And the Cao Ming Chi Buffet is closed.
00:47:39.000 The Chinese Buddhist Center is shut down.
00:47:44.000 And also Tsing Chi's and Lao Chi Sing Chi is totally shut.
00:47:51.000 You can see here the great noodle place, Wu Tsi Chi Si, is not open anymore.
00:47:57.000 And the Chao Mengzu gift center shut down as well as Hui T. What is this asshole waiting for?
00:48:08.000 Move it!
00:48:11.000 Oh, thanks shit for brains!
00:48:14.000 Oh, a Chinese person in Chinatown.
00:48:16.000 That's the first one I've seen.
00:48:17.000 I hope there's two.
00:48:17.000 New York.
00:48:18.000 New York.
00:48:19.000 Hallelujah.
00:48:20.000 Hallelujah.
00:48:22.000 New York.
00:48:23.000 Hallelujah.
00:48:25.000 Stop, stop, stop.
00:48:26.000 Well, you don't get much more Chinatown than Doyer Street.
00:48:29.000 This is the Bloody Angle, named after the gangs of New York days, where the Chinese, who I guess were driven up by the opium wars in China, ended up flooding New York, and competing gangs, Chinese gangs, would be killing each other so often in such brutal manners that the story was you saw blood pouring down the streets.
00:48:50.000 There's nothing pouring down the streets now.
00:48:53.000 There's just people going to the post office, the Chinatown station, and nothing else.
00:48:58.000 I mean, this place is usually so busy that cars don't go down it because it's just mobbed with humans.
00:49:03.000 The Namwa Tea Parlor.
00:49:04.000 I went there with Derek.
00:49:06.000 What's his name from Drunk History?
00:49:08.000 So, if there's no one on the Bloody Angle, then there's no one in Chinatown.
00:49:12.000 And if there's no one in Chinatown, there's no one in New York.
00:49:17.000 Here we are at the World Trade Memorial, usually packed with tourists.
00:49:21.000 There's only a smattering of people here.
00:49:23.000 You can count them.
00:49:24.000 Two, four, five, six, seven.
00:49:26.000 A few construction workers.
00:49:27.000 But zero tourists are here staring up at the Freedom Tower.
00:49:32.000 I've never actually been here before because I'm still very sensitive about that day.
00:49:37.000 There's the Freedom Tower, a giant shrine to terrorism, built way over budget, way past deadline, total ripoff.
00:49:45.000 It actually is a, it's a testament to jihad, but it's also a testament to how corrupt and backwards New York City is.
00:49:52.000 But anyway, no one in Chinatown.
00:49:55.000 Times Square pretty sparse.
00:49:57.000 And the World Trade Memorial is totally empty.
00:50:00.000 New York is closed for business.
00:50:03.000 New York.
00:50:04.000 Hanging in New York.
00:50:05.000 New York.
00:50:09.000 Hanging in New York.
00:50:11.000 See, that guy who gave me the finger, I don't think you caught it, by the way.
00:50:16.000 Why can't I fight him?
00:50:18.000 That was Ryan yelling, fuck you, by the way.
00:50:20.000 He was calling me a racist piece of shit, I believe.
00:50:23.000 I believe so.
00:50:25.000 Why can't I fight him?
00:50:27.000 Which is totally fine.
00:50:27.000 They go over there and fight him.
00:50:29.000 Then I get sued.
00:50:30.000 I go to jail for four years, like Max and John.
00:50:35.000 So the media portrays you as this Nazi monster.
00:50:39.000 Then people get to yell, fuck you, Nazi monster, and you can't go up and say, what's the issue here?
00:50:44.000 Like at CPAC, where I get close to someone who called me a piece of shit, that Antifa gimp, and he runs the authorities and I'm ejected from CPAC forever.
00:50:54.000 So it's an interesting team they make, where they vilify you, deperson you, then everyone else gets to attack you and you can't fight back.
00:51:04.000 That's, by the way, why we don't shoot a ton of stuff in New York, because I would just be fucking beating the shit out of everyone around me.
00:51:11.000 One thing we didn't get to in the news is the SPLC, my suit is still sitting with the judge.
00:51:20.000 I don't know.
00:51:22.000 He can have it forever, I guess.
00:51:24.000 But a lot of other people are starting to attack the SPLC.
00:51:29.000 And I noticed this article that was in National Review.
00:51:32.000 The SPLC's fake internal review.
00:51:35.000 Now, there's Tina Chen.
00:51:36.000 Tina Chen, by the way, was hired right before Juicy Smollett.
00:51:41.000 And then she came in and they said, hey, you're a visible minority.
00:51:46.000 You look kind of like Ryan Katsu Rivera and Drag.
00:51:48.000 Can you fix our image?
00:51:50.000 She goes, no problem.
00:51:51.000 And then after that is announced, Michelle Obama calls her up and says, hey, my friend Juicy is in shit for a fake hate crime.
00:51:59.000 Can you Just tell the Kim Fox to drop it, and she goes, No problem, Kim, drop this.
00:52:04.000 Michelle's pissed off.
00:52:05.000 No problem.
00:52:06.000 This is Chicago.
00:52:07.000 We're even more corrupt than New York.
00:52:09.000 And it was dropped.
00:52:10.000 But then everyone found out about the bullshit.
00:52:13.000 Tina Chen's name is Mudd, and now she's in charge of saving the SPLC.
00:52:21.000 I think Ms. Chen, if she's honest and diligent, will find that many of us, what many of us have long believed, that the SPLC is the Harvey Weinstein of the nonprofits.
00:52:29.000 Yet Chen's findings have not yet been released.
00:52:31.000 The SPLC did not respond to a quest for comment on the timetable of her investigation either.
00:52:36.000 I don't think we should separate the SPLC from the media.
00:52:41.000 It's the same thing.
00:52:44.000 And all these civil rights SJW lawyers who pretend they're about equality but are really about keeping Antifa out of jail, they're in the same boat.
00:52:54.000 It's a very thin gray area that separates them all.
00:52:58.000 Thin line.
00:53:00.000 Perkins accused the SPLC of choosing a political hack who helped them bury their skeletons.
00:53:04.000 And as of now, the SPLC has refused to prove him wrong.
00:53:07.000 Now, the reason I bring that up is because it reminds me of a fucking amazing letter that I'm going to make into a video.
00:53:15.000 I got from my friend Craig Nelson.
00:53:19.000 But I tell you these stories as they hit the press because you've subscribed to Censored.tv.
00:53:27.000 So rather than wait until I have the time to make this into a fancy polished video, I will tell you the guts of it right now.
00:53:37.000 And we'll do that.
00:53:42.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
00:53:48.000 Let me touch it.
00:53:50.000 In the mailbag.
00:53:51.000 Okay, you'll have to be patient for this.
00:53:53.000 And you may have to write down the names.
00:53:55.000 It's pretty long.
00:53:59.000 So in this letter that I got, he says, I understand that you, every time you talk about the SPLC, you go, yeah, they were cool.
00:54:08.000 They did take down the Klan, but then they became corrupt.
00:54:11.000 And he goes, please stop saying that.
00:54:13.000 It's patently false.
00:54:15.000 They've always been corrupt.
00:54:18.000 In fact, they chose one guy because he had a last name that sounded like MLK's charitable organization, which was on fire at the time with support because he had just been assassinated in 69.
00:54:29.000 In 72, they started the SBLC with some guy named Abernathy.
00:54:36.000 So they say, let's get someone named Abernathy called the SPLC, and we'll see how many people we can dupe into coming over.
00:54:45.000 Then in the 80s, they did the KKK thing and won a suit for $7 million, but the KKK had no money.
00:54:51.000 So you didn't really take them out.
00:54:53.000 There was nothing to take out.
00:54:54.000 It's like taking down Adam Waffen or the base.
00:55:00.000 All right, so those are the Kohl's notes.
00:55:03.000 If you read the SPLC's website, you'll see it was founded by Morris Dees, Joe Levin, and Julian Bond.
00:55:09.000 This is a lie.
00:55:10.000 On the actual incorporating documents with the Alabama Secretary of State's office, the three names are Morris Dees, Joe Levin, and Charles Abernathy.
00:55:20.000 So first we learn about who Julian Bond was.
00:55:23.000 He was the D-Ray Mackassin of the 60s, lighter-skinned, young black gay male, vocal, articulate.
00:55:29.000 Do you want to try to find him, Julian Bond?
00:55:30.000 They got Charles Abernathy.
00:55:34.000 Okay, Charles Abernathy is relevant just because of his name, though.
00:55:39.000 But it's Julian Bond I want to see.
00:55:40.000 Julian Bond.
00:55:41.000 The problem with Julian Bond is he was too effeminate.
00:55:45.000 So the SPLC used him more in articles.
00:55:48.000 Oh my God.
00:55:49.000 He's the guy from the Saturday Night Live sketch who said light-skinned blacks, a joke where he said light-skinned blacks are smarter than dark-skinned blacks.
00:55:59.000 And the dark-skinned black guy goes, say what, motherfucker?
00:56:02.000 Right.
00:56:03.000 A sketch he says he regrets.
00:56:05.000 Okay, so this guy and Morris Dees, we know Morris Dees, right?
00:56:09.000 The president who was molesting women and saying racist shit and being a horrible scumbag.
00:56:15.000 So yeah, Julian Bond was too gay, basically.
00:56:19.000 I didn't know he was gay.
00:56:20.000 Is Morris Dees?
00:56:21.000 But he was, that's Morris Dees.
00:56:22.000 He's been installed as the president of the SBLC early on while still a college student.
00:56:27.000 He later sat on the board, but from what I can tell, never had any real impact on the organization, except possibly on the LGBT front.
00:56:35.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:56:37.000 Okay, so this is when it gets much more interesting.
00:56:39.000 So who was Charles Abernathy?
00:56:40.000 He was another young product of the civil rights era, but white.
00:56:43.000 He was an original incorporator, but then seemed to disappear.
00:56:46.000 I think he was only included in the founding of the SBLC for the name Abernathy.
00:56:50.000 He's currently a law professor at Georgetown.
00:56:53.000 Abernathy, here's the crux, would have been a very useful name to any grifter founding an organization in the American South in 1971 with the awkward name Southern Poverty Law Center.
00:57:06.000 I always thought that was a weird name.
00:57:09.000 What the fuck does it mean?
00:57:10.000 Like it's for farmers or something in the South?
00:57:14.000 It was all part of the same grift, the exploitation of white America's desire for racial conciliation and the goodwill toward black America in the aftermath of the civil rights struggles of the 60s, the campus protests in the defining event of black pain in America, the 1968 assassination of MLK and the resulting race rights.
00:57:31.000 So obviously, America was drenched in guilt in 1968 for the death of MLK, and they wanted to do anything to have racial harmony after that.
00:57:41.000 Please stop the riots.
00:57:42.000 Let's solve this problem.
00:57:44.000 By 1971, Martin Luther King's death had passed into martyrdom.
00:57:49.000 He was on his way to sainthood, and the organization he had founded, the Southern Christian Leadership Council.
00:57:57.000 The SCLC was started right before the, sorry, not started, but it was exploding with popularity right at the same time the SPLC was going.
00:58:17.000 It was the premier civil rights organization in the country, and rightfully so.
00:58:22.000 At that time, the Southern Christian Leadership Council was known as the Southern Baptist Leadership Council, the SBLC, still one letter away, right?
00:58:32.000 And upon MLK's death, the leadership of the group passed to MLK's second in command, another Southern Baptist minister named.
00:58:40.000 You ready for the smoking gun?
00:58:42.000 Don't tell me you don't get interesting news on this show.
00:58:45.000 Ralph Abernathy.
00:58:50.000 No relation whatsoever to the SPLC Abernathy, but the same last fucking name.
00:59:00.000 He was still the head of the SPLC in 1971 when the SPLC was incorporated.
00:59:05.000 I ask you, and this is what I'll ask in the video where I get fancy graphics added, how many of the early donors to the SPLC thought they were donating to the SBLC, the Southern Baptist Leadership Council, and the ton of moral authority it carried?
00:59:23.000 It seems clear the SPLC was set up precisely through rank deception to take advantage of the hard work, pain, and sacrifice of others as the means to exploit the virtue of Americans.
00:59:34.000 What a doozy that letter is.
00:59:42.000 There's an article between the LC and SBLC.
00:59:49.000 Oh, no, that's banking.
00:59:51.000 Thanks, Ryan.
00:59:52.000 All right, shall we get to another...
01:00:05.000 Okay, this one just arrived on our table.
01:00:08.000 1995 Mad Magazine snippets.
01:00:11.000 I love that you guys think that 1995 was a long time ago.
01:00:15.000 In 1995, I had my own newspaper, my own company, a car, a life, a girlfriend, fucking a future.
01:00:27.000 Fucking.
01:00:28.000 That was fucking...
01:00:32.000 Anyway, hello, boys.
01:00:33.000 I just dug out my madman collection from the 90s and found some interesting treats.
01:00:36.000 The Right Wing Academy is crazy to be from 25 years ago.
01:00:40.000 And the black mugger at the ATM, that's classic old-timey fun.
01:00:44.000 All those youths, introduce me to your ding-dong.
01:00:49.000 Brody from fucking Winnipeg.
01:00:51.000 And we have Howard Stern getting flushed down a toilet.
01:00:55.000 We have the Radical Religious Right Course Catalog.
01:00:59.000 This doesn't seem that interesting.
01:01:02.000 Who do we got?
01:01:02.000 Rush Limbaugh?
01:01:04.000 Newt Gingrich?
01:01:09.000 We have Hitler.
01:01:12.000 Physical Education Bashing.
01:01:16.000 This isn't that interesting of an email, sir.
01:01:18.000 Oh, we have a black criminal at the ATM.
01:01:22.000 Would you like a printed record of this robbery?
01:01:24.000 Ha ha ha.
01:01:25.000 That's at the very bottom.
01:01:27.000 That was a waste of a fucking.
01:01:29.000 I gotta start reading these first.
01:01:35.000 Zach, this is one for the suggestion box.
01:01:42.000 Those green screens are wonderful.
01:01:44.000 We need your face in them and we need your hands for pointing and such.
01:01:47.000 But we know you're wearing the cool shirt we saw earlier in the episode.
01:01:50.000 Why don't you wear a green sweater for the green screens?
01:01:52.000 The more of the video, then more of the video is visible.
01:01:56.000 I always wondered about green screen weathermen.
01:01:58.000 We don't need to see your shitty blazer.
01:01:59.000 Where is it going to rain?
01:02:01.000 Stop blocking the temps.
01:02:06.000 Thanks for having a show worth paying for.
01:02:10.000 That's what I'm doing to this.
01:02:11.000 That's what I'm doing to this.
01:02:18.000 I'm going to add some sound to that.
01:02:20.000 We've got some fucking asshole buzzing our buzzer from the green room.
01:02:27.000 We're not going to answer that.
01:02:30.000 Wait, I'll make that red now.
01:02:31.000 Okay, let's have a fun one.
01:02:32.000 Can we get a fun one?
01:02:34.000 No, that looks too complicated.
01:02:35.000 That's too long.
01:02:38.000 What are the chances we were trailed and that's some antagonizer?
01:02:42.000 See, that's what we have to worry about.
01:02:44.000 That's...
01:02:46.000 I mean...
01:02:48.000 I'll fucking kick the living shit out of anyone who comes to the studio.
01:02:52.000 Mailbag, this situation...
01:02:55.000 The situation with Australian internet companies blocking the media play or whatever is fucking ridiculous.
01:03:00.000 You dusty bogan.
01:03:02.000 You're kicked from mainstream platform.
01:03:04.000 Okay, I'll go back to my normal accent, but this is clearly an Australian letter.
01:03:07.000 You're kicked from mainstream platforms, and the refrain from the majority of both sides is to make your own platform, you know, the free market.
01:03:16.000 The reality is that there are only very few providers of things like domain registration, payment processors, DDoS, et cetera.
01:03:23.000 And these sort of endeavors are borderline impossible to do on a small scale due to the barriers to entry.
01:03:29.000 These kinds of bans are on the horizon.
01:03:31.000 That's an interesting point, sir, that they said, oh, you're banned from Twitter, you're banned from Facebook and everything, Gavin.
01:03:37.000 Well, fuck you.
01:03:38.000 Start your own thing.
01:03:38.000 Okay, I did.
01:03:40.000 We called it free speech.tv.
01:03:42.000 I, with my own money, paid for the infrastructure, got the domain name, set everything up.
01:03:46.000 Not everyone can afford that.
01:03:48.000 And then free speech TV sues us.
01:03:52.000 Okay, that was, it was suspicious where the money was coming from, but okay.
01:03:55.000 And we changed it to censor.tv.
01:03:58.000 And now we're getting banned in Britain and Australia by internet providers.
01:04:04.000 You are constantly getting attacked.
01:04:08.000 Over, and over, and over.
01:04:12.000 Over, and over.
01:04:13.000 Over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, I want beast mode sweatpants.
01:04:27.000 So that way you could run through a motherfucker face.
01:04:30.000 Yes.
01:04:31.000 Internet censorship is the biggest issue we are facing.
01:04:34.000 I'm inclined to agree.
01:04:35.000 In the same way, the First Amendment is the most important amendment.
01:04:38.000 If we're able to spread the truth, everything else can be figured out from there.
01:04:42.000 If we are banned from internet media and unable to spread information, we cannot convince people of the problems we face.
01:04:49.000 And when he says we, he means we as an entire people.
01:04:52.000 And everything is downstream from here.
01:04:55.000 Yep.
01:04:56.000 Great point.
01:04:59.000 Okay.
01:04:59.000 I'm going to read this letter.
01:05:00.000 It's the last letter.
01:05:01.000 And I'm fucking sick of people sending me this goddamn video.
01:05:04.000 So I'll just get it out of the way once and for all.
01:05:06.000 I've received this 100 times.
01:05:10.000 Hey, friends, I thought for sure this artist, Rumor, M-R-R-M-R, would be included in your recent episode about country rap music.
01:05:17.000 This is the first piece of contents I've digested from an up-and-coming artist that didn't give me intellectual diarrhea.
01:05:22.000 What?
01:05:23.000 It's fucking stupid gangster shit garbage.
01:05:26.000 Just sung in a nice chorus.
01:05:28.000 This subject of this is I'm not in love with everything that subject matter touches, i.e.
01:05:34.000 fuck the boys in blue, but for all intensive purposes, sick, I think this song artist is interesting on many levels.
01:05:40.000 Please tell me I'm wrong.
01:05:41.000 You race mixing, carpet bagging, no chin heaving, chauvinist.
01:05:46.000 Sunglasses, heels on, more than one.
01:05:48.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on you.
01:05:50.000 All right, should we just show this fucking thing just to get it out of the way?
01:05:53.000 Please stop sending me this video.
01:05:55.000 I don't find it remotely interesting.
01:05:56.000 They fall down like rain.
01:05:58.000 I put on that old song that we dance to and then I head back to the...
01:06:06.000 Wait a second.
01:06:08.000 They're singing like a country song, but they're like urban black guys.
01:06:14.000 But it's not.
01:06:15.000 It's like gospel pop.
01:06:17.000 There's nothing country about it.
01:06:19.000 Well, it's God Bless the Boken Road by Rascal Flats, I think.
01:06:25.000 Yeah, because they don't look like they should be singing.
01:06:28.000 Ooh, what a trick.
01:06:29.000 Isn't that weird?
01:06:30.000 They got guns.
01:06:31.000 My whole world just got turned upside down.
01:06:33.000 Like, it sounds like they would be rapping.
01:06:36.000 They're not.
01:06:36.000 They're singing Rascal Flats.
01:06:38.000 But they're not rapping at all.
01:06:42.000 Wow, mind-blown.
01:06:43.000 They don't look sensitive.
01:06:44.000 I don't know what's up or down anymore.
01:06:47.000 It's like you think they wouldn't be there.
01:06:48.000 Wouldn't you love to hear these guys read?
01:06:52.000 Here's the New York Post.
01:06:53.000 Just give me the headline.
01:06:56.000 Cog.
01:06:57.000 Coug it up.
01:06:58.000 This is about cougars.
01:07:03.000 He has a lighter in his hand.
01:07:08.000 So this is just a waste of time.
01:07:10.000 Oh, that's the fuck the boys.
01:07:12.000 Oh, they changed the words, though.
01:07:14.000 Yeah, I don't think Rascal Flats want to fuck the boys in blue.
01:07:17.000 Maybe the chick wants to have sex with them.
01:07:19.000 All right, we're out of time.
01:07:21.000 This episode's going to be late because it takes a while to edit that New York footage.
01:07:24.000 It's back in a New York roof.
01:07:26.000 we have to end with a video.
01:07:27.000 And I saw an awesome...
01:07:35.000 That's the good old days.
01:07:36.000 Like that guy who just gave me the finger, just let me fight him.
01:07:39.000 I don't mind if I lose.
01:07:41.000 Let's get in there.
01:07:42.000 And no, don't, if it's one-on-one, and he's not stamping on my head, or neither of us are curbing the guy and hitting him after he's knocked unconscious.
01:07:52.000 It doesn't have to be on the books.
01:07:55.000 And you wore a tutu and you didn't think someone was going to fuck with you?
01:07:58.000 Go!
01:08:00.000 Go!
01:08:12.000 Like the guy sitting on the top for me.
01:08:14.000 Turn it up.
01:08:17.000 Is he gay?
01:08:19.000 Are you gay?
01:08:20.000 Are you for real?
01:08:21.000 Are you still going?
01:08:22.000 I'm ready.
01:08:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:25.000 Somebody calling out?
01:08:28.000 Yeah.
01:08:31.000 Somebody fucking...
01:08:32.000 I...
01:08:38.000 I could edit that out.
01:08:40.000 Uh-oh.
01:08:41.000 I knew Chinatown was taking things too far.
01:08:44.000 Corona alert.
01:08:45.000 Corona alert.
01:08:48.000 Get fired.
01:08:50.000 Get in trouble.
01:08:52.000 Be brave.
01:08:53.000 And never.