Gavin and Ryan are back in New York, talking about rock and roll, Steely Dan, Tiger King, and more. Plus, a story about a guy who got lost in the city, and a song about a girl who makes him feel like a man.
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00:08:49.000My wife didn't listen to me, and she was watching it till late at night, and she had weird, twisted, perverted nightmares that made her disgusted with herself.
00:08:58.000She couldn't remember exactly what happened, but she knows that the things that happened in her dream were disgusting.
00:12:14.000Day 14 of No Sports Watching a Gay Zoom Manager Sudo Straight Man with Tech.
00:12:18.000By the way, that joke he does in the movie where he says, when you watch porn, do you want to watch a girl with a big dick get fucked with a big dick or get fucked with a small dick?
00:15:47.000Some of the people we have in entertainment, like, especially if they're non-white, we have the bigotry of low expectations and we just have pedophiles like Michael Jackson and what's his name?
00:16:00.000The guy who pisses on 14-year-olds trapped in the closet.
00:17:43.000I would never, ever say any of them were my friends because they're not.
00:17:47.000And the one thing, I mean, I think it was a great documentary and it's great for, you know, because it was actually shot real, unlike my reality show that I had.
00:17:57.000But the problem with that whole show is like they give a bad stain on people that are really real with animals.
00:18:03.000Like I use, I work with animals for a living.
00:18:06.000And it's like, and it's just, we're not like that.
00:18:10.000I don't want that the people, you know, because that just makes everybody thinks now that, holy shit, all these methad, crazy motherfuckers that have animals, you know, this is what they are like.
00:18:22.000And the people I work with and the people I've worked with my whole life, even when I did my TV show on Spike TV, was there was nothing like that.
00:18:29.000I mean, all professionals and like, and animals are just the most amazing animals in the world.
00:18:34.000And they all had great animals, but that place was just, I mean, it's just, it's a fucking shit show.
00:18:56.000The thing I didn't get about the movie, though, is you have these big cats, right?
00:19:00.000And they're obviously going to, if you're going to breed them to sell them, you're going to have too many, too little, and eventually you're going to have to put them down.
00:19:08.000Like, I didn't understand why that chick was any worse than him.
00:19:26.000And what happens is with places like that, like all of those, everything that was depicted in that show was like, it's a thing.
00:19:35.000And the people like that, like, they get like, they have to be the only ones that are allowed to have a big cat or the only ones that, and like, to be honest, like, none of them should.
00:19:44.000Yeah, I mean, big tech people all seem like lunatics.
00:20:58.000And, you know, there's certain things that you can do, but who's going to do that?
00:21:02.000Like, would you, Gavin, would you take your thumb and stick it in the back of the cat's mouth here and push his skin into his incisors to stop him from taking a hand off?
00:21:12.000You'd probably be screaming like a, you know.
00:22:10.000I mean, that's always been the problem.
00:22:12.000But the thing is, what's going on now is like I got a ton of phone calls, you know, like right now from like people that want to make a different documentary now, that want to do something, you know, to show the other side of us crazy animal people, because that's the one thing that we don't want in this field.
00:22:31.000I mean, I work with some of the people that have been in the business for the longest time, and I respect them so much.
00:22:35.000Every movie you've ever seen, they've done it, you know, and like, and I've worked with them, and that's why I chose them.
00:22:40.000And I've seen those guys, like, when we were doing my show for Urban Tarzan, I was like, nope, hell no.
00:25:10.000And I go, honey, there's basically two ways you can go in school.
00:25:15.000You can say what you're supposed to say, and then you can also say the truth.
00:25:21.000What you're supposed to say with this assignment is these women are expected to be perfect at all times with makeup done and hair done and an evening gown with high-heeled shoes while they pour their husband's beer.
00:25:35.000They're meant to be infallible and perfect, and it's a totally unreasonable expectation.
00:25:41.000And for the second part, you're supposed to say, no, what's that one?
00:27:00.000So magazines simulate that intense love in commercials.
00:27:04.000And yeah, they did dress up nicer back then, but so did the men.
00:27:08.000The men wore three-piece suits at all times.
00:27:10.000In the home, the guy would have his tie on, done up like this.
00:27:13.000He would also, a man would have a little coat hanger that stood on the ground and had a little tray on it, and he would lay out what he was wearing the next day with the proper cufflinks and the tie and the shoes would be there, all polished that he polished himself, preparing for tomorrow.
00:28:32.000The economy was booming and everyone was just so happy that their brother wasn't dying anymore, that everyone was alive again and the world wasn't at war.
00:34:35.000Well, I guess I fucked up with the links.
00:34:37.000But it said, it said, God, I wish I could, I really miss being a kid.
00:34:44.000Wouldn't it be cool if there was giants who would come around and like people that are 30 feet tall and huge and they would pick us up and rest us on their little arms?
00:34:54.000And she said, it kind of hurts me that I'm never ever going to feel that experience of being picked up from the car and shh, don't wake her up.
00:35:02.000And you know, when you're a little kid and you're being carried from the car to the house and you pretend you're asleep just to get carried all the way to bed?
00:35:08.000And she goes, it kind of hurts that I'll never experience that again.
00:35:11.000And it's so obvious that she's longing for children.
00:35:15.000Sarah, you get that when you have kids.
00:35:18.000You're not being picked up, but picking them up is just as sweet as being picked up.
00:36:38.000But it's funny when you hear single moms talk, everything is positive, everything is great, including the fact that I don't have a father figure for my kid.
00:39:23.000So if you donated, say, three weeks ago, your donation got sort of stuck behind a dam because when we saw the Antifa hack, we stopped them all.
00:39:44.000I'm going to be calling them all individually and telling them that because I still have their names and numbers.
00:39:48.000But yeah, major problem there, now fixed.
00:39:56.000The last thing I want to talk about with feminism is, and isn't it interesting, by the way, that they hacked a site, Antifa hacked a site that was for a little black baby trying to get him some Christmas presents, her some Christmas presents?
00:40:14.000Doesn't that really show you how fucking unethical they are?
00:40:17.000But here's the last little bit on my feminism list.
00:43:32.000And I think black culture, which often gets its influences from prison, like the baggy pants came from baggy prison uniforms, they've taken jail terms.
00:43:54.000That's what like the Aryan nations will say.
00:43:57.000Thank you, blah, blah, blah, for being a leader who unites us for the work.
00:44:02.000And this is this woman who just did a seminar, and she brought these books to the seminar for a bunch of white teachers to read so they can learn about white fragility.
00:44:10.000By the way, Milo took this book apart.
00:45:27.000High quality research-informed team, critical Engagement with technology.
00:45:33.000This course provides students a range of disciplinary backgrounds with the skills to understand and implement applied equality in technology development.
00:45:42.000How about you just develop the technology and not worry about what race the person is who's coming up with the fucking code?
00:45:49.000Anyway, I give you all this background so you know who you're talking to or who you're listening to when this Princeton professor starts bitching about Trump.
00:47:43.000Isn't it funny that his career and his presidential run was torpedoed by the fact that he's a white male when he was pushing identity politics so hard?
00:47:51.000And then when it came to the fact that he's one of the bad people he talks about, he tried to twist it around and go, well, what I would do is I would consult other people and people of color and women throughout my presidential term.
00:53:47.000Several universities maintain artificial intelligence system designed to monitor social media websites and report users who post hate speech in a study published in May.
00:53:57.000Researchers at Cornell discovered that systems flag tweets that likely come from black social media users more often, according to campus reform.
00:54:06.000So they're saying that these bots are racist because, and this is the argument we've heard a million times, if blacks are collared more in an action, then that action is racist.
00:54:17.000So say you said as the mayor, we're going to crack down on people who haven't paid their parking tickets.
00:54:23.000If that ended up getting a lot of black people's cars confiscated, then that action is racist, even though you didn't go in thinking that.
00:54:31.000So they go with the result, then they work backwards from there.
00:54:34.000So they noticed that these black social media guys are getting collared more.
00:54:39.000But the study's authors found that according to the AI system's definition of abusive speech, tweets written in African-American English are abusive at substantially higher rates.
00:54:48.000The study also revered that black-aligned tweets are sexist at almost twice the rate of white-aligned tweets.
00:54:57.000This is what I, like I was watching Star Wars last night, and I was remembering that the author said, you know, the dark side is all about white supremacy.
00:55:06.000And make no mistake, this is about white nationalism and fighting the dark side and blah, blah, blah.
00:55:11.000And you go, okay, let's break that down a little bit.
00:56:15.000Coveting thy neighbor's wife with porn is totally cool.
00:56:19.000Murder, murdering babies seems to be good.
00:56:21.000And even, as I said on the other show there, I can think of like people I know who potentially murdered someone, like the woman I think likely murdered Elliott Smith, Jennifer Chiba.
00:56:35.000And she was still amongst our friends.
00:56:43.000So it's weird that we totally ignore all of these sins and are completely, like that commercial, completely focused on one group doing one of those sins.
00:56:56.000Especially when the evidence is Heather Heyer and Donald Trump Jr. going like this at a fucking wrestling match.
00:57:04.000But by the way, the reason they use that black guy in that commercial is because we like it when blacks emote, because they seem more interesting than us, and they might very well be.
00:57:15.000But I thought this was funny when 1-9 with AOC was trying to do what that black guy did, but she just, she flails too much.
00:57:26.000What did the Senate majority fight for?
00:57:28.000One of the largest corporate bailouts with as few strings as possible in American history?
01:01:59.000Oh, just that I saw this article 2.6 that people always claim that Mexican, these illegals are a benefit to us and they pay tons of tax and we need them and they're so valuable.
01:02:11.000And I've always argued that they are a welfare deficit, right?
01:02:16.000And I always get told, no, they pay tons of tax.
01:02:19.000What are you talking about, sales tax?
01:03:36.000Hey guys, just subscribe, and I see you're working on lots of stuff, but being able to add videos to favorites would be an awesome feature to have.
01:03:55.000Although the movie was great, I wanted to point out how obvious it was that the movie was made by liberals.
01:04:01.000The stereotypes they used to portray right-wingers revealed how completely unfair they are with actual right-wing views, and their portrayal of leftists was pretty spot-on, but exaggerated.
01:04:11.000Another giveaway was the scene that you guys missed, where the dying consultant asks the main chick if she served, to which she replied she was in Afghanistan.
01:04:20.000Then she asks him if he served and he said National Guard.
01:04:25.000She then goes on to shit talk him about he wasn't in the shit or something along those lines.
01:04:30.000Anyone who actually knows people who served knows that the National Guard are commonly deployed to war zones.
01:04:36.000They have infantry units and even have special forces.
01:04:45.000Fuck, I was listening to random music on my headphones walking through the park with my dog.
01:04:51.000And that lady saw came on and I mumbled, I'm gonna fuck you with my heels on, right as I passed a person.
01:04:59.000And if he didn't see my earbuds or know the song, which he doesn't, he thought I was just like going, hey, I want to fuck you with my heels on no okay fine don't tell your wife that i said that it'd be great if you got like a new helmet the day before he's like wow this new helmet's really getting some good responses what new helmet yeah he did something new like he did his hair a certain way and then he's like wow what's a helmet he's on a bike he wasn't on a bike oh you physically just walked past a person oh i thought you were there was a bike i thought there
01:07:32.000won't like it wait a minute they were outside and they came in for breakfast same way live cereal what time do these kids have breakfast 11 a.m they intermittently fast don't you eat breakfast before you go out and play okay but anyway we got that all right cute update and now with the 2020 video hello again my sheep life what are you pausing that for okay hello again my chip life anything
01:09:57.000Which is almost an hour more than usual.
01:09:59.000So we've been churning it out like motherfuckers.
01:10:04.000talking about maybe he was trying to write some other company and people like sam hyde will go weeks without doing content crowder will take huge breaks we ain't take no break we don't take no nappy nappy china is not china is asshole but we are not asshole china is asshole um and yeah when you signed up for censor.tv it was just me and i only said four days a week so you know this is one of the oldest symbols
01:10:35.000you know all right william hart uh congratulations congratulations on the rebel gig is it just me or has ezra molded its reporters into conservative icons or stars when is ezra coming onto the show i'm mad at ezra why he's always
01:10:54.000shitting on me go fuck yourself my friend yeah he said that to me twice two separate occasions he said emailed me and said go fuck yourself my friend um and he he gave me a pile of shit for getting kicked out of c-pack and i'm like are you blind that was one of my greatest moments in history my dad called me up
01:11:24.000laughing from that that was an epic moment i totally eviscerated jared holt and that whole pussy contingent will what's his name what's summer ran away fuck and i i just resent by the way at c-pack how we're supposed to sit there and live among people who actively try to ruin our lives and our children's lives and our marriages and our careers.
01:11:52.000These guys are out there to sabotage our lives and we're supposed to go, can you, like, what about that in the real world?
01:11:59.000If someone was rubbing shit on your door, and then you see them at a local restaurant, you're supposed to say, hey, how's it going?
01:14:10.000Oh, so that's a good, that's, that's what we had.
01:14:12.000Now we had a nail, and you would, it was much more, like it would get ripped to shreds as we took the paper off the front and put it around to the back.
01:14:19.000This rotating keychain is a much smarter way to do it.
01:17:58.000I tag along with a real plumber on calls Four days a week.
01:18:01.000Every single day we ring the doorbell and there's immediate frantic barking.
01:18:04.000The customer goes between opening the door and wrangling their stupid fucking dog.
01:18:08.000And instead of introducing themselves or letting us introduce ourselves, they explain about their dog, they quickly mention their name, and their attention goes straight back to their dog.
01:18:16.000They often speak to their dog like they would a person.
01:18:18.000One would think this faggotry would be confined to older women, but I've seen numerous young men do this shit too.
01:18:25.000I said, well, you ain't that straight.
01:18:29.000My theory is that weak people graft onto dogs as a source of constant unconditional validation, which is the core of what clown world is.
01:18:47.000As long as you're not a white male, everything you do is wonderful, including eating yourself to death.
01:18:53.000When I was on Tinder, it was full of women absolutely obsessed with dogs.
01:18:58.000Many in their profile saying outright, I'll never love you as much as my dog.
01:19:02.000To make a short story long, I'm disgusted by how many people put all their emotional energy into dogs instead of fellow humans or practical pursuits.
01:19:09.000I want to fuck you with my new sunglasses.
01:21:01.000I am honored to be in what is called your presence.
01:21:04.000Ask you that which be I, I be that which you are, entity, all things.
01:21:10.000I be what is called one who have come unto you on this day in your timing to bring unto you the greatest thing there be, that which is termed the knowing that you are loved by that which is called the Father that is within you and within all things.
01:22:19.000That which is called, where come from I, but within you, within this woman, within all peoples, I am one with your father, that which you are.
01:23:59.000Either this is rap battling, I couldn't give two fucks.
01:24:02.000Only for the factor of I do this because I love it.
01:24:05.000Whether or not I choke it out, it doesn't matter.
01:24:08.000But at one ounce, if there's an MC like you who basically, their shit just breaks like in the curry, the after effects, then don't waste your time.