Ryan Higa, Gavin McInnes, and special guest Ryan Higa ( ) discuss music. They discuss the new Doja Cat song "Say So" and how it reminds them of other songs they grew up listening to. They also discuss why women aren't as talented as they seem to think they are.
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00:03:15.000really high quality green screen there yeah bitch I'm a cow bitch I'm a cow I'm not a cat I don't say now bitch I'm a cow bitch I'm a cow bitch I'm a cow bitch I'm a cow go move go move Aren't women talented?
00:04:30.000We're gonna examine this too later on the show.
00:04:32.000Female comedians, I've noticed, are on this kick where they just gross you around and talk about common periods and pussies in order to keep your attention.
00:06:25.000By the way, speaking of, that's just us going off on a tangent on the fly, okay?
00:06:29.000So it's not going to Be perfectly lined up.
00:06:31.000We're going to be searching for things.
00:06:32.000It's like a radio show that we do here.
00:06:34.000But I was so impressed with yesterday's show, especially when put up against everyone else who has access to all the same technology we do.
00:06:41.000Conan, Stephen Colbert, Saturday Night Live.
00:06:44.000We're really seeing how talentless these famous people are and how they need a team of people to compete with us.
00:06:50.000Like that thing with Tony Soprano calling in, I honestly can't imagine any of these people doing something of that caliber.
00:10:12.000In the annals of propaganda, CNN LOL's cynical and dishonest attempt to turn Chris Cuomo into some kind of selfless coronavirus folk hero is the fake newsiest fake news in all fake news.
00:10:25.000A little bit of we here in terms of what this Georgia reopening means for the rest of us and obviously to the people there and a little bit of me here as well.
00:10:33.000We had a huge day today in Casa Cuomo.
00:11:44.000And then he was so mad that he couldn't fight the guy that he said, I'm going to get you one day.
00:11:49.000And the guy went to the police and he was so mad he couldn't fight him that he said on his radio show or a radio interview that he's done with CNN saying ridiculous shit and he hates that he can't be himself and go fight the guy.
00:12:02.000So he gave away that this happened and he was at the Hamptons.
00:12:07.000Now, when you have this virus, as we learned from Andy Cohen when he was on Howard Stern, after you're done, even after you're done, you need another 10 days just to be super safe.
00:12:22.000So he wasn't technically done at that point, and he went off to the Hamptons.
00:14:40.000You know, I'm just going to go with Joe Biden because I cannot see the next of America.
00:14:46.000This is a woman that lots of people look up to and they want to hear about politics and the news from.
00:14:52.000Wouldn't you love to see her have to read Moby Dick and provide a book report on it and what possible allegories could be derived from this story?
00:16:41.000So ultimately, the two steps take eight years.
00:16:46.000Also in the news, speaking of Biden, this is jumping to 33.
00:16:52.000I'm almost not looking forward to the meme wars.
00:16:56.000Like, say we invaded, all of our military invaded the Congo.
00:17:00.000Can you imagine the carnage that would be?
00:17:02.000It would just be like, the whole war would take like an afternoon.
00:17:06.000And I think I would watch, no matter what the Congo did, say they did 9-11 and that was our retaliation, I'd still just sort of go, oh, God.
00:17:15.000And that's what it's going to be like as Biden runs against Donald Trump.
00:17:21.000Nobody in the world, literally, can fuck with him, can take him down.
00:17:26.000He destroys world leaders, destroys entire continents like Europe, trivializes all of Europe like that.
00:17:33.000And one of the weirdest people, even if it was my local bar and there was Joe Biden there, we'd all sort of, 100% of the people, like at the bar where we get our chicken sandwiches there, I won't say its name.
00:17:47.000But even at that bar, if Joe Biden was a regular, we'd all be like, hey, man, hey, there's Joe.
00:18:19.000It's sort of like when we were kids, there'd always be one retard.
00:18:22.000Every bar has one special guy, and that is Joe Biden.
00:18:25.000So anyway, the idea of plucking that one special guy from your local bar and putting him up against a fucking tiger, well, you're just asking to become Carol Baskin's husband, which means destroyed.
00:18:41.000Anyway, here's one meme of we're about to see a billion of these.
00:19:05.000So 3-4, what he's doing now is he says, hey, honey, can you come on with me?
00:19:09.000And when I'm trying to think of that thing, whether it's the Constitution or all men are created equal, can you just sort of nudge me and help me?
00:19:18.000Because you're really good at helping me remember things.
00:19:20.000So why don't you sit next to me now and we can get through this together?
00:19:48.000And they said, Joe Biden welcomes the support of his old pal cornpop and it had obama's face you don't remember this but biden has like a four-hour story he did that same where he said i have hairy legs at that same thing he did this long story about a gangster named cornpop that he almost fought with a straight razor but he had a chain i like corn pop whoa what's going on with obama's hair he looks like a punk he's got a leopard skin hair dude that
00:22:21.000And Ted Cruz pointed out, Dems only have eight of the 10 richest American billionaires, including Bloomberg, Bezos, who owns the Washington Post, by the way, and uses it to shit on Trump, and the Google founders, plus Soros and Steyer.
00:22:36.000And we've only got ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, Washington Post, New York Times, and just about every other newspaper in America.
00:22:45.000How can we compete on money and podcasts?
00:22:48.000propaganda the audacity that he said that the thing that always bothers me about Obama is I can't figure out if he's knowingly saying falsehoods because he knows they'll catch on or does he think that's true like does he honestly believe that the right is winning the propaganda wars because we have Fox News How can you think that?
00:23:09.000Or when he said women get paid less than men.
00:23:34.000This is pretty old news, but I thought it was interesting that one of the reasons given for Laura Loomer being banned from Facebook is that she is associated with dangerous persons.
00:23:46.000For Miss Loomer, Facebook identified the fact that she'd appeared with Gavin McInnis and expressed support for Faith Goldie, who's on today's show, both of whom were previously banned from Facebook pursuant to the DIO Dangerous Individuals and Organizations policy as examples of Miss Loomer's conduct contributing to a removal under the DIO policy, the motion notes.
00:26:48.000I don't have the answers for this, but Faith Goldie19 wrote a good article about this.
00:26:54.000And she said it, I can't figure this out, but she goes, the Nova Scotia shooting occurred on April 19th, anniversary to several other notable massacres.
00:29:21.000So what happened was this weekend, Buddy goes into a rampage just before midnight on Saturday night and proceeds for the next 12 hours dressed up in an RCMP uniform.
00:29:33.000We don't know if it was a real or a fake uniform because, well, he was killed and police have only told us so much about the specifics, let alone the motives.
00:29:43.000And he's got, I believe, two different mock-up cruisers, i.e., from my understanding from the press conferences and the news circulating, these were cop cars that had been retired that he purchased.
00:29:55.000And then usually they take the decals off, that sort of stuff, he had remade them as you would, you know, like toy soldiers or whatever to look like the authentic stuff.
00:30:04.000And so he basically goes on this murderous tirade for over 12 hours.
00:30:08.000He begins by killing his ex, either wife or girlfriend, her new lover.
00:30:13.000And he's, there's 16 crime scenes in about 100 kilometers, about 16 miles of stretch of Nova Scotia, where 16 crime scenes, six houses have been burnt down.
00:30:25.000And the reason why the death toll keeps on rising, we're at about 19 right now, is because six of those crime scenes were burnt down houses, including his own.
00:30:34.000And so they keep on finding more and more remains of people in there.
00:30:37.000And Gavin, what's getting the most about this story, besides the lack of motive that's being expressed to us, which I'm sure we'll get to in a second, is the stories of the people who have been killed.
00:30:46.000Gavin, these people are just average kind of Joe Six Packs or local heroes, nurses, you know, RCMP officers, junior school teachers that have been killed seemingly, seemingly rather, indiscriminately.
00:31:05.000And in one case, at least we know about he executed parents in front of their children.
00:31:55.000Well, I can't talk about that anymore because last time I did, I was dubbed a, you know, conspiracy theorist across the entire country for daring to report the facts as they emerged, even though, of course, they're incredibly fluid situations with an active shooter situation or, you know, one of these mass murders.
00:32:12.000But no, it's not greedy to want to know the motive.
00:32:16.000In today's day and age, we're used to people having at least some sort of social media or at least some sort of written manifesto, even if it's a damn page for us to know why the hell you would go in the middle of a quarantine and a pandemic as A well-educated, white-collared, white-skinned boomer male, and go start shooting indiscriminately in a small town in rural Canada.
00:32:40.000I don't think that that's selfish or greedy whatsoever.
00:32:45.000And because of the lack of motive, it leads people to go down conspiracy alley and start to say, Is this some sort of MK Ultra?
00:32:52.000We don't know, like plot to take away our guns.
00:32:54.000We all know Trudeau wants to come for our guns.
00:32:56.000And unironically, he does want to come for our guns.
00:32:58.000And you will see him start to make gestures and overtures to essentially opportunize, be opportunistic rather, about this situation.
00:33:07.000Look, it's either the guy had a mental illness that we don't know about still.
00:33:11.000He is going to be fashioned to be a right-wing conspiracy nutjob, which you're already seeing media and politicians starting to do because wait for it, Gavin.
00:33:20.000The guy flew an American flag outside of his house.
00:33:24.000Therefore, as the Saskatchewan Herald put it, the guy is a Caucasian terrorist, a white wing Caucasian terrorist, because he flew the national flag of our ally and neighbor.
00:33:39.000So, I mean, I shouldn't be laughing about it, but I mean, it's quite the leak.
00:33:43.000If I were to say something remotely similar to that, just the inverse, people would call me a looney tune.
00:33:49.000So mental illness, right-wing conspiracy not, which is what we're seeing them push for right now.
00:33:55.000One possibility that I would explore, Gavin, as simple and perhaps, you know, low IQ as it sounds, did the guy just go postal during quarantine?
00:34:05.000Is this a pandemic lockdown pushing some people who might have had predispositions to various sorts of neuroses, et cetera, to go over the edge and live out some sort of psychotic evil fantasies?
00:34:18.000Because we know that at times of recession, et cetera, et cetera, things like violent crimes, things like homicides, like suicides all start to spike.
00:34:26.000And so there is no doubt going to be more violent crime.
00:34:29.000And is this just, I don't want to say a statistic, but is this just a bellwether of things to come?
00:34:35.000So certainly a lot of questions, but with the lack of the information to be given by the RCMP or authorities, you can't blame people for starting to get conspiratorial.
00:34:43.000If there's no they're there, then let us know at least where you're at as opposed to being completely mum on it as if the motive doesn't matter because people will start to input their own agenda.
00:34:55.000Yeah, I had it like my conspiracy for a while was that someone was trying to make guns more illegal in Canada, if that's possible.
00:35:03.000Because it worked in New Zealand, right?
00:35:05.000I don't know if that was what the guy was going for, but he wanted there to be a gun crackdown so there'd be a revolution.
00:35:33.000Yes, top scientists are saying till 2021.
00:35:36.000Justin Trudeau keeps on kicking in the can, you know, and it's kind of hilarious because we've got these media people who are telling us, you know, stay inside and it saves lives.
00:35:45.000Meanwhile, they're exempt from staying inside.
00:35:47.000We've got politicians who are slowly starting to return to parliament in my country of Canada.
00:35:51.000We're saying staying inside, it saves lives.
00:35:54.000Meanwhile, what about normal people who have to pay bills, pay for their cars, pay for their houses, just do simple things like get milk for their kids?
00:36:06.000And look, maybe the guy was, and I'm not excusing, I'm trying to find a motive, which is something that any natural person, especially someone who works in media, would be doing right now.
00:36:17.000Maybe he had this ex and the ex had a new lover and he was there quarantined by himself.
00:36:22.000And it just started to make him crazy that she was with this guy and he was by himself.
00:36:36.000That makes sense until we go back and we went, it takes months to make a fake cop car and get all the decals correct.
00:36:44.000Totally, which suggests that it's not any sort of mental illness or a mental break, unless it was just a matter of happenstance.
00:36:50.000You know, like you could have a legally acquired firearm and then snap and then use something that was supposed to be for other purposes, for bad purposes.
00:37:00.000All I know is from the sources I have talked to from cops, from people who are shoe leather journalists, who have very good relations with cops, is that everything right now is gossip.
00:37:09.000The only sort of indication we have of any sort of motive is this damn American flag that was flying outside of his house.
00:37:16.000Besides that, the guy, you know, is a serial arsonist.
00:37:19.000We don't even know how many people were really shot versus how many people were burned alive inside their homes.
00:37:23.000Don't forget the vast majority of this murder spree happened between midnight and 12 p.m. the next day.
00:37:31.000So most people were getting burned alive and shot in the middle of the night.
00:37:36.000And also, what happened to the Canadian police response?
00:37:40.000Why did it take 12 hours in a rural town to find a guy who was driving in a very specific type of car?
00:37:48.000I understand that perhaps his victims would have found it hard to discern him from the real guys, but the real guys should have been able to figure out who it was.
00:37:55.000And I'm sorry I don't have more answers for you, Gavin, but we as a Canadian people don't have any answers right now.
00:38:00.000So all I've got are a million different questions firing on all cylinders.
00:38:04.000And I want to know answers before our politicians and liberal do-gooders start to find solutions to problems that don't exist, i.e.
00:38:10.000more gun control in a country that is already completely, you know, slapped and up.
00:38:15.000We've got gun control up our rear ends, okay?
00:38:17.000So we don't need any more gun control.
00:38:19.000What we do need to know is this guy's motive.
00:38:21.000Faith, you did a great job with that mosque shooting.
00:38:23.000You were the only one to discover that something was up with that.
00:38:26.000And I had you on this show to explain what happened with that shooting.
00:41:04.000Alessandra doesn't even try to deny it.
00:41:08.000If you were to ask me, has reading her article made me reconsider my view that women aren't, as a gender, funny, I would say very much to the contrary.
00:41:20.000She's been unable to write this piece without direct reference to the exceptions I made as well as the examples that I gave.
00:41:26.000And she even at one point echoes what I think is my strongest point, namely that women don't need to be funny.
00:41:33.000That for most men, if they can't make women laugh, they are out of the evolutionary contest.
00:41:58.000And what a cruel punishment God gave him, esophagal cancer.
00:42:02.000So you took away the one thing that he's best at, talking.
00:42:06.000So after that came out, and right before Chick Ghostbusters came out, a guy named Paul Fagg did an article for the Telegraph called Men Aren't Funny.
00:43:43.000I mean, all of these demons coming up from the ground, if that's not hell, I don't know what is.
00:43:48.000So if they can't handle a spider, they can likely not handle Satan.
00:43:52.000Anyway, this reminds me of a pattern I've been noticing that I mentioned earlier about the prevalence of gross-out comedy when females do stand up.
00:44:05.000It's downright disturbing, and I'd like to give you five examples, if I may.
00:44:58.000And the best crutch for a woman appears to be being fucking disgusting.
00:45:06.000This works because I guess it shocks people.
00:45:09.000And it's just a bunch of women being gross.
00:45:13.000So now, because we forced women to be equally represented in comedy and they need a crutch, the easiest crutch seems to be shock jock shit, where they say, I ate shit and come and then poured it on my period and then threw it at a dead baby.
00:45:27.000And so you're just watching these women get on stage and defile themselves and be gross.
00:47:13.000Like, you compare that to Louis C.K. going off at a tangent about little shops and how he wishes he was meaner and he wants to just tell the woman who runs a little shop, I hate all this shit.
00:51:13.000I understand that other people would think they're just watching a comedian do stand-up.
00:51:17.000But when I see these women, you know, laid out on the stage, farmed up there like cattle, I just see this sad merry-go-round of lonely, abandoned women who left the whole concept of traditionalism and marriage and embraced what?
00:51:36.000This is the problem with Smash the Patriarchy.
00:51:38.000I'm all for it if you have something better.
00:51:53.000She's got, now, this is weird, and I'll get back to this when I get back to the studio, but she teaches writing for a living, and all she's done is written a few articles on some blogs no one's ever heard of.
00:55:09.000All these women talk about how they're going to kick ass and take names and if there's a revolution, they're going to be on the front lines like they are in the movies, all sweaty with like a headband and a gun.
00:58:29.000And I don't have any books to show you, but I did write an article for Juxtapose, no, Juxtaprose magazine, which is a play on the art magazine Juxtapose.
01:01:58.000Hey, Gav, thanks for reading my letter yesterday.
01:02:00.000Don't feel like you have to read this on air, but I just want to answer your question about whether or not women like it when you talk about hot chicks.
01:05:21.000When that chick on the AMA used you being a punk rock libertine in your past to discredit your Catholic family values, isn't that going against the core Catholic belief of redemption and forgiveness?
01:05:33.000What makes Catholicism the most libertarian religion?
01:05:36.000No, that's what makes Catholicism the most libertarian religion.
01:05:39.000They get a lot of flack for trying to convert gays like 50 years ago, but at least they weren't throwing them off roofs.
01:06:51.000I think a lot of them like that it's nasty.
01:06:55.000Like, it might make the sex hotter to know you're doing a bad thing.
01:07:00.000As soon as you say, gay dads are cool, sex homos are awesome, then they're in the alleyway just like, oh, fuck, this is totally acceptable.
01:09:03.000I watch your Discord mailbag, and unfortunately, I think you need to distance yourself from them.
01:09:07.000The people in charge over there don't like you.
01:09:09.000I've been there, and it's not very welcoming of your quote-unquote fans.
01:09:17.000Forgot the word you call people who like you.
01:09:19.000I like you almost as a friend, and don't fuck any heels with sunglasses on.
01:09:22.000Yeah, it's pretty clear that I was not welcome in that fucking place.
01:09:26.000But it's fun to fight every once in a while.
01:09:30.000I was watching this clip about Georgia loosening up their social distancing restrictions, and at the 20-second mark, a reporter gives a full update with a mask on.
01:11:29.000How about Newsmax or even a liberal news network.
01:11:32.000By the way, here's a link from the Detroit News, one of two mainstream papers in Detroit, that also dispels the myth that the Michigan protests block ambulances from getting to the hospital.
01:14:24.000Having, after your comment on Robert Denning Jr. and Dr. Doodle and his awful attempt of our Welsh accent, can we get Ryan to try it without sounding like a bit of a packy?
01:21:43.000So something's only worth what you're willing to pay for it.
01:21:46.000If you have an $80,000 house, but everyone wants it because Elvis died there or something and you're getting offers of $4 million, you have a $4 million house.