Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E158 - LIBERAL FAILS [2020-05-04 - S02E158

00:00:35.000 That was a Stranglers, one of my favorite bands.

00:00:38.000 Played it a lot on my honeymoon.

00:00:40.000 We rented a car and drove around Europe, and that was what was on the shuffle.

00:00:46.000 But the keyboardist guy, who I think was the songwriter too, Dave Greenfield, just croaked.

00:00:52.000 Can you switch the viewfinder there?

00:00:54.000 He croaked at the age of 71.

00:00:56.000 So they say it's coronavirus, but like when my grandmother was on her deathbed, if a fly landed on her nose, she was going to die.

00:01:05.000 So, yeah.

00:01:06.000 He had a brutal heart condition.

00:01:09.000 And that was the end of that.

00:01:14.000 I think the Strangler split recently.

00:01:17.000 So it was him, Dave Greenfield on the keyboards doing a set.

00:01:22.000 And then the other guys, the guy with the deep voice, the singer, that wasn't the singer you just heard, who was like, down on the peaches, just look at all the peaches.

00:01:32.000 What was that song they have about ugly?

00:01:34.000 I changed the song at the last second, so I'm not prepared today, I'm afraid.

00:01:38.000 I was going to do Generation X because I just found out that the song Paradise Witch One is Paradise West 1.

00:01:46.000 And I couldn't find, I couldn't, this is a very hard thing to research.

00:01:50.000 It's only the children of the wealthy that tend to be good looking.

00:01:54.000 That's the song ugly.

00:01:55.000 But I was thinking, how come lyrics are so easy to find now?

00:02:00.000 Like Paradise West 1 by Generation X. I remember being a kid and moving the needle back and moving the needle back and moving the needle back, trying to get the songs right.

00:02:10.000 And I was reading the lyrics this morning and I wasn't even close.

00:02:13.000 It's not Paradise Witch One, dumbass.

00:02:19.000 But yeah, I was all prepared to talk about Gen X and then the Stranglers died.

00:02:22.000 You know, the Stranglers, I've told this a million times, but they used to beat the shit out of people who gave them bad reviews.

00:02:28.000 Like they'd go to his house and beat him up.

00:02:31.000 Those were the good old days where there was ramifications.

00:02:34.000 I've been watching videos all weekend.

00:02:36.000 There's all this like, what?

00:02:37.000 Step back, step back.

00:02:38.000 Or there was a, I was watching some talk some guy gave and Antifa shows up going, donga, ding, dong, ding, with a bell.

00:02:45.000 And even the security guards are sitting there hamstrung.

00:02:49.000 They can't do anything.

00:02:52.000 Like, just if someone brings a bell to your thing, you just grab them by the shirt and throw them outside.

00:02:56.000 This is why I get accused of advocating for violence when I just use common sense 1980s stuff.

00:03:03.000 Someone's fucking with you.

00:03:04.000 You say, stop fucking with me.

00:03:05.000 You don't go, that's assault.

00:03:06.000 Or this phone shit.

00:03:08.000 I mean, it's good content for the show, but constantly fucking pulling out your phone and catching, shaming someone.

00:03:15.000 It's such like a shame, shame Game of Thrones thing to do.

00:03:20.000 Just like I saw another video earlier where this woman was, she apparently had been racist to a couple.

00:03:26.000 And this guy, this Irish tough guy, was following her around with the camera saying, why don't you do that, Karen?

00:03:32.000 Like, just, you don't need to document it.

00:03:34.000 Just go up to her and say, what the fuck's your problem?

00:03:36.000 You're kicking that.

00:03:37.000 Like, just say it like a man.

00:03:38.000 You don't need to get it on Facebook.

00:03:44.000 I had the most intense night of my life on that last night.

00:03:48.000 Nightmares.

00:03:50.000 I mean, I have a very vivid imagination and I'm jealous of people like Ryan because when they have nightmares, it's just like, there's a lot of snakes around.

00:03:59.000 You have like Mexican nightmares.

00:04:01.000 No, that is a Mexican nightmare, but no idea.

00:04:03.000 Yeah, you are a Mexican nightmare.

00:04:06.000 But my dreams were like I had to pack this bag and I lost $17,000 and there was a big tumbler of cocaine that I had that I didn't want the kids to see.

00:04:16.000 And then that woman was in my bed and my kids were there too.

00:04:18.000 And they hated me for cheating.

00:04:20.000 And my father-in-law shows up and says I thought he'd be up by now and I couldn't get out of bed.

00:04:25.000 And this guy I threatened a long time ago shows up with a handgun.

00:04:28.000 He's trying to kill me.

00:04:30.000 Holy shit.

00:04:32.000 What a night.

00:04:34.000 It was brutal.

00:04:35.000 And this studio is brutal.

00:04:37.000 Can we crack that window with that hammer or something?

00:04:39.000 Yeah.

00:04:39.000 I'm fucking dying in here.

00:04:42.000 We got to get it.

00:04:43.000 We got to find an AC tomorrow.

00:04:46.000 Oh, and then I talked to my wife and I had to sleep in another room because she was snoring and my son crawled into bed and I was down to a sliver.

00:04:55.000 And she goes, oh, I was just dreaming that I was shopping for sunglasses and I had a scarf on my head and the sunglasses kept slipping off.

00:05:03.000 And I was like, why will they slip off?

00:05:04.000 They look so good up there.

00:05:05.000 Terrifying.

00:05:06.000 She's like, I was shopping last night.

00:05:09.000 But I couldn't figure out what it was.

00:05:11.000 I watched the movie Extraction before I went to bed.

00:05:14.000 Was it that?

00:05:15.000 It's really fucking good.

00:05:17.000 But it's about Chris Helmsworth Thor, the guy who played Thor, Australian dude.

00:05:22.000 He goes to rescue a kid just as a job, as a mercenary.

00:05:27.000 But it's two drug dealers warring and one of them takes the other one's kid.

00:05:30.000 Look how shitty his tattoos are.

00:05:33.000 That's the beginning.

00:05:34.000 They CGI'd him into a hole.

00:05:38.000 But they kill kids in it.

00:05:39.000 The death toll is through the roof.

00:05:43.000 Look at this.

00:05:44.000 People getting impaled with pitchforks.

00:05:46.000 So...

00:05:51.000 I don't trust her, by the way.

00:05:52.000 I haven't finished it yet, actually.

00:05:53.000 I'm only halfway through.

00:05:54.000 This is an extraction.

00:05:56.000 But I watched that before I went to bed.

00:05:57.000 Is that why?

00:05:59.000 Yeah, it seems pretty intense.

00:06:00.000 Holy shit, is it intense?

00:06:02.000 I also was doing a lot of Adderall last week, and I had a sore back all weekend.

00:06:07.000 And I looked it up, and apparently you have this fight-or-flight thing with amphetamines where the base of your back is always tense because you're ready to jump out of the way of a monster.

00:06:20.000 So those muscles get exacerbated.

00:06:24.000 Do you clench your teeth?

00:06:25.000 Like your jaw hurts?

00:06:26.000 No, I don't take very much.

00:06:29.000 But I also didn't drink whiskey last night for the first time in a week.

00:06:32.000 So there might have been maker's withdrawals.

00:06:35.000 They also say you shouldn't eat before bed because your body is now digesting the food and it should be so it's working and it's not really sleeping, it should be replacing cells.

00:06:45.000 But then I'm thinking, isn't having a beer drinking eating before bed?

00:06:51.000 Yeah, anything over 80 calories, you're starting your body's process of digesting.

00:06:56.000 Like a maker, one shot is only 69 calories, but no one has one shot of whiskey.

00:07:02.000 A thing with ice.

00:07:04.000 Oh, it's the old-timey fireman.

00:07:06.000 Get out of here, you no-good doer.

00:07:08.000 There's been a fire.

00:07:13.000 The little tumbler you get, that's probably three shots.

00:07:16.000 So that's 210 calories.

00:07:19.000 And if you have three of those, you've had a hamburger right before bed.

00:07:23.000 Maybe that's why I'm getting so fat.

00:07:25.000 Yeah, the intermittent fasting, that'll cut about 12 pounds off you, I bet you, in like two months.

00:07:32.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:33.000 Well, I have to do it because my suits don't fit anymore.

00:07:35.000 That's not good.

00:07:36.000 No, that's thousands of dollars down the road.

00:07:38.000 That's crazy.

00:07:38.000 Yeah, that's not good.

00:07:39.000 And I don't think they can expand.

00:07:41.000 Can they expand your waistline?

00:07:42.000 The tailor?

00:07:43.000 Well, I have this linen suit that has these little belt buckle things on either side.

00:07:48.000 Yeah.

00:07:48.000 But those are maxed out.

00:07:50.000 That's crazy.

00:07:51.000 I should have got like a 37 and then you can cinch it.

00:07:55.000 Because I have no room for growth.

00:07:55.000 Yeah.

00:07:58.000 It's time to stop getting fat.

00:08:00.000 Also in the news this weekend, I took my two boys to the park to hit the ball around.

00:08:07.000 We were a little overdressed.

00:08:08.000 I didn't know it was going to go up to 80 degrees on Saturday.

00:08:11.000 But, you know, there's a movie, the newest Rambo.

00:08:15.000 He goes to save his niece.

00:08:16.000 And you see this trope a lot in sort of vigilante movies.

00:08:20.000 She's a prostitute and she's on heroin.

00:08:22.000 And he goes to get her and she doesn't really know who he is.

00:08:25.000 And he wants to rescue all the other girls, open up all the other doors.

00:08:28.000 And they're all just like, what's going on?

00:08:32.000 And I said to my eldest boy, I go, all right, turn off Fortnite.

00:08:36.000 Why?

00:08:37.000 I'm playing with people.

00:08:38.000 He knows that's a good defense because I like him to socialize, obviously, in this time.

00:08:43.000 And I go, because I said so.

00:08:45.000 And then the other boy, I take away his iPad.

00:08:47.000 This is after hours.

00:08:49.000 And so the youngest boy, the seven-year-old, is just lethargic, sitting in the living room chair, just like, I'm so tired.

00:08:59.000 And then the other boy, I go, get your shoes and socks on.

00:09:01.000 Let's go.

00:09:02.000 And he's like, looking for socks?

00:09:04.000 What?

00:09:08.000 And it was honestly 20 minutes to get shoes and socks on.

00:09:12.000 As they're like, well, I don't have it.

00:09:14.000 And then he's looking, Johnny's looking for a shirt.

00:09:17.000 And he's like, I don't like, and he has way too many shirts.

00:09:19.000 My wife's a hoarder.

00:09:20.000 So when you open up his t-shirt drawer, they come out like insulation foam.

00:09:25.000 And he's just like, what?

00:09:26.000 No, I can't find one.

00:09:28.000 I can't.

00:09:29.000 I'm like, you can't find one.

00:09:30.000 You can't not find one.

00:09:32.000 So I just grab one and put it on him.

00:09:34.000 I'm getting pissed off at this point.

00:09:36.000 I'm doing that old dad thing.

00:09:37.000 I'm like, guys, I'm getting angry.

00:09:40.000 And I'm giving you lots of warnings.

00:09:42.000 Don't make me raise my voice.

00:09:43.000 We're getting up there.

00:09:44.000 We're almost at the boiling point.

00:09:51.000 You have COVID now.

00:09:53.000 I hope not.

00:09:54.000 For everybody at home, I don't say bless you because he doesn't say bless you or thank you when I say it.

00:09:59.000 Yeah.

00:10:00.000 Yeah.

00:10:00.000 I'm not a superstitious Swede.

00:10:03.000 Let me guess, you don't lift your legs when you go above a railroad track?

00:10:08.000 It's like demons could get in after the sneeze.

00:10:10.000 So you put a little god force field.

00:10:12.000 Oh, I thought it was because your heart stops momentarily.

00:10:16.000 No, because it doesn't.

00:10:18.000 Anyway, so I take him to the park, and Johnny doesn't want to play.

00:10:25.000 The way we play is I'll hit the balls out to you in the outfield.

00:10:28.000 Eldest boy will get it.

00:10:29.000 He's 11.

00:10:30.000 Throw them back to me.

00:10:32.000 I have a bat on.

00:10:32.000 I don't have my glove.

00:10:34.000 So it'll hit, roll behind me.

00:10:36.000 Little Johnny will get it, put it in the bucket.

00:10:38.000 It's a good system we have.

00:10:40.000 And Johnny's not going to get hurt by a ball because they're coming in from outfield and they're rolling by the time they get to home plate.

00:10:48.000 Great setup.

00:10:49.000 And slowly over the course of a couple hours, they started to become human beings again and talk.

00:10:56.000 They were totally silent, like on the drive to the park.

00:10:59.000 And then on the way back, they're asking me questions.

00:11:02.000 We go for a walk.

00:11:03.000 They're happy to go for a walk, by the way.

00:11:04.000 Not like, why are we going for a walk?

00:11:07.000 But going for a walk, talking.

00:11:09.000 I'm telling some autistic kid drove by in his bike, and I could hear him talking to his sister.

00:11:15.000 And, you know, the sisters of autistic boys are some of the greatest people alive.

00:11:20.000 That's who you want to marry.

00:11:22.000 Like something about Mary.

00:11:23.000 And he's like, and then Gary said that they don't want to be working anymore.

00:11:30.000 So then I was talking to the boys about autism and some of the things they've noticed where the way they look at people, they tend not to look at the eyes as much.

00:11:36.000 Really, you know, I was imparting wisdom and they were eagerly learning.

00:11:41.000 And then when we got back, they didn't rush to screens.

00:11:43.000 We played foosball for a bit in the basement.

00:11:46.000 It was awesome.

00:11:47.000 And it was like a mini rehab.

00:11:50.000 And, you know, they've done studies that say that these fucking stupid fucking games are like crack.

00:11:57.000 And then they have the similar dopamine release.

00:12:01.000 So all you can do is restrict the time.

00:12:02.000 You can't ban them.

00:12:03.000 You're separating your kid from all his friends and it's a cruel and unusual punishment.

00:12:07.000 But you can try to encourage them to play together.

00:12:10.000 Like Brawl Stars, my two boys can play together.

00:12:12.000 Or with Minecraft, all three kids can play together.

00:12:15.000 We've got this new Xbox set up that's been the biggest pain in my goddamn fucking side.

00:12:21.000 Still not set up.

00:12:22.000 And it's cost me $200 in chords, another $200 for the Kinect thing.

00:12:28.000 And I have no idea how to play two players because it's one account.

00:12:32.000 I'm actually getting mad talking to you.

00:12:34.000 I'm frustrated thinking about it.

00:12:39.000 I was researching the way guys with Trophy Wives change their politics and become solipsistic morons who cry on TV and love Hillary and won't shut up about Orange Man bad.

00:12:49.000 I was thinking mostly of Jimmy Kimmel and Howard Stern.

00:12:52.000 But as I was researching this, I saw Jimmy Kimmel ripping off my pancakes.

00:12:57.000 I hadn't seen this before.

00:13:01.000 You can scroll down.

00:13:02.000 The video is not important.

00:13:05.000 Yeah.

00:13:06.000 Oh, that's a cute idea, Jimmy.

00:13:08.000 I used to have a much better relationship with Jimmy like 10 years ago because of the Perry Project.

00:13:16.000 The cruelest joke ever played on a guy.

00:13:18.000 Look, he's got my exact squeezer.

00:13:24.000 That's the exact thing I use.

00:13:27.000 Now, he used food colouring.

00:13:28.000 I did that once.

00:13:29.000 It's a big pain in the ass.

00:13:30.000 The kids don't seem to find it very appetizing, too.

00:13:34.000 But go to 1-1.

00:13:40.000 I've sent him and a lot of my friends, I would send pictures of my pancakes.

00:13:46.000 Go to the very end.

00:13:48.000 I show you how to do it there with the squeeze bottle.

00:13:50.000 Again, Ryan, you're not...

00:13:54.000 You're zoomed in too much.

00:13:57.000 We're at 100% rate.

00:14:00.000 They look like little Chinese tables or something.

00:14:04.000 Hello, Elmo.

00:14:06.000 Hello, Elmo.

00:14:10.000 Who's that?

00:14:10.000 Hi, this is Elmo.

00:14:15.000 You're eating a pancake.

00:14:16.000 And then we list them all here.

00:14:18.000 Mommies, wrestlers, nunchots, ninja turtles, a pig, Abe Lincoln.

00:14:25.000 That's awesome.

00:14:28.000 That's really good.

00:14:30.000 You just use it as a pen.

00:14:31.000 Well, turtle, Yoda.

00:14:34.000 I forget who that was.

00:14:37.000 Anyway, and then I see Jimmy Kimmel fucking doing it.

00:14:41.000 It reminded me of Travis Millard.

00:14:43.000 I sent into him, and he would do, he was an artist now.

00:14:47.000 We used to be pals before the Trump split, the Trump divorce.

00:14:51.000 And he would use normal water for the pancake makes.

00:14:56.000 He'd throw them in the garbage when he was done.

00:14:56.000 He didn't eat them.

00:14:58.000 And he'd practice like 10 times making one.

00:15:01.000 And then when he got it right, that's it.

00:15:03.000 And sometimes he would solidify them with acetate.

00:15:06.000 But because he's not controversial, tons of press.

00:15:10.000 Tons of press.

00:15:12.000 Ripping me off.

00:15:14.000 In fact, in the Yahoo article I read, it said, 3,000 miles away in New York, no one watches closer than his buddy, Vice magazine co-founder Gavin McKinnitz, who's constantly trying to figure out how to one-up Millard.

00:15:25.000 Yeah, that's not what's going on.

00:15:30.000 Our Reddit channel got shut down, but there's a new one up, Reddit Censored TV.

00:15:38.000 Every time you get deleted, too, you go down in members, and you have to keep building them back up.

00:15:43.000 But do you know that, Reddit?

00:15:45.000 You should be on it every day.

00:15:46.000 You should join this Reddit, folks, and then comment on the shows because the letters we're getting are piling up to the ceiling.

00:15:53.000 I did a special episode on Sunday where I said, let's just sit down here and just clean out the mailbag.

00:15:58.000 And we managed to make it back to like April 30th.

00:16:02.000 We did maybe three days.

00:16:03.000 What is it today?

00:16:04.000 May 4th?

00:16:06.000 We did five days of letters, and that took two hours.

00:16:10.000 Ryan, why isn't this on your radar already?

00:16:13.000 It is your job.

00:16:16.000 Am I joined?

00:16:19.000 Okay, we don't show as you joining.

00:16:20.000 So that's the Reddit.

00:16:22.000 It's, what is it, R slash censored TV all one word?

00:16:25.000 Or is there a dot there?

00:16:27.000 R slash censored TV.

00:16:28.000 One word.

00:16:29.000 One word.

00:16:30.000 So you should join that, and you should join the Discord.

00:16:32.000 300 members.

00:16:34.000 Is that good or bad?

00:16:35.000 There's like thousands before.

00:16:36.000 Yeah, there was thousands before.

00:16:39.000 And the Discord, I think, is on the links on the homepage.

00:16:42.000 I'm an okay boomer when it comes to all this stuff.

00:16:45.000 All right, let's stop talking about little bric-a-brac miscellaneous details and get down to some hard fucking news.

00:16:54.000 Movie night.

00:16:57.000 Extraction.

00:16:59.000 Worst tattoos I've ever seen in a movie.

00:17:02.000 I think it was shot in Bangladesh, which must be 110 degrees.

00:17:06.000 That's not a good picture.

00:17:09.000 Yeah, look at his neck.

00:17:11.000 Zoom in on his neck.

00:17:15.000 What?

00:17:15.000 Is that a tattoo?

00:17:17.000 Yeah, it's an arrow.

00:17:18.000 Here's my theory.

00:17:20.000 They got all these great rebates and stuff, but they had to use local people.

00:17:24.000 And their local makeup artist, whatever, doesn't know how to do fake tattoos.

00:17:29.000 It's hard to do fake tattoos and make them look real.

00:17:32.000 She's never done it before.

00:17:34.000 So she just used a marker.

00:17:35.000 Look at his fucking neck.

00:17:37.000 Those are supposed to be arrows.

00:17:39.000 And I think because it's 120 degrees, he's probably sweating like a stuck pig in every scene.

00:17:45.000 So it's just bleeding off.

00:17:46.000 It was probably bleeding off as she was putting it on.

00:17:49.000 This is the worst one.

00:17:50.000 Look at that.

00:17:51.000 It's like the sugar cubes.

00:17:52.000 What's your name from the sugar cubes?

00:17:57.000 I can never remember names on this show.

00:17:57.000 God damn it.

00:18:01.000 Go back.

00:18:01.000 Go back to that thing.

00:18:03.000 Two.

00:18:07.000 Look how bad that is.

00:18:09.000 That's not how tattoos fade, dumbass.

00:18:13.000 Bjork is who I was thinking of.

00:18:14.000 Bjork has that tattoo.

00:18:16.000 They don't fade like a screen print t-shirt.

00:18:18.000 No, they don't fade in the middle and slowly fade out.

00:18:20.000 That's how marker sweats off your body, though.

00:18:25.000 They keep ruining these fucking movies with these major mistakes, just like Waco with those goddamn sweater vests.

00:18:32.000 And I think I figured out Waco, by the way, folks.

00:18:37.000 Netflix is pure propaganda.

00:18:39.000 I saw there was something about the war on free speech, and I thought, oh, that's cool.

00:18:43.000 And they show Hulk Hogan.

00:18:45.000 And the movie is actually about us suing journalists for lying.

00:18:54.000 Yes, a little late.

00:18:56.000 We've already moved on from that, my boy.

00:18:59.000 And what it was really about is the war on liberal cunt platforms like Gawker that were just out to cancel people and make up fucking salacious gossip and ruin lives.

00:19:11.000 Yeah, eventually they showed a sex tape of Hulk Hogan and they fucked with the billionaire guy, Peter Thiel, and those two fought back.

00:19:23.000 That's not the death of journalism.

00:19:25.000 Gawker was the death of journalism.

00:19:27.000 Anyway, so you ask yourself, well, Why did they show Waco?

00:19:32.000 Because it's the ultimate libertarian movie.

00:19:35.000 And I finally figured out, this took me about a week to figure out.

00:19:39.000 They threw us a bone in order to look less biased.

00:19:45.000 But there's still left-wing bias in that movie.

00:19:49.000 And the left-wing bias is, yeah, sometimes the government makes mistakes.

00:19:53.000 We're not perfect.

00:19:54.000 But if you fuck with us, like you have a standoff for whatever it was, 85 days, there's going to be accidents.

00:20:03.000 And some of our less competent people might accidentally start a fire that kills people.

00:20:08.000 So we're not perfect, but don't fuck with us and you won't get hurt.

00:20:17.000 That's why Waco was on there.

00:20:19.000 Another movie I saw recently is Mob Town with David Arquette.

00:20:24.000 I don't even like the premise.

00:20:26.000 I love mob movies, but the premise is based on a true story, this, I guess, Manhattan mob story, I can't remember which one it was, said, I want to meet everyone.

00:20:35.000 Jersey, all the big bosses from the whole country or the whole Northeast, I should say.

00:20:41.000 And a traffic cop discovered one of these guys accidentally and realized this big meeting was going on.

00:20:47.000 Is it even a crime for mob bosses to meet?

00:20:51.000 Isn't that the freedom of association?

00:20:54.000 Yeah, see, the trailer's really good.

00:20:57.000 I want a sit-down.

00:20:58.000 What up?

00:21:00.000 All the bosses and all the captains, all the families.

00:21:02.000 It's a place quiet.

00:21:04.000 Gotta beat low-key.

00:21:04.000 It has a real Canadian vibe.

00:21:06.000 No offense to my homeland.

00:21:08.000 Bad lighting.

00:21:10.000 Yeah.

00:21:10.000 Sergeant Croswell.

00:21:12.000 Look at the lighting.

00:21:13.000 Oh, man.

00:21:13.000 Yeah, that is weird.

00:21:14.000 Looks like a soap opera.

00:21:15.000 Yeah.

00:21:18.000 All the mops just met in Winnipeg.

00:21:22.000 At 60 frames per second.

00:21:26.000 Jennifer Esposito is terrible.

00:21:28.000 The chick from Sopranos is pretty good.

00:21:34.000 Go to the video I sent you because, of course, they comb through hundreds of hours of footage to find half-decent stuff.

00:21:39.000 David Arquette is in anything.

00:21:41.000 He'll show up to the opening of an envelope right now.

00:21:44.000 Look at the lighting there with his forehead blown out.

00:21:46.000 Is there a nuclear war going on in his head?

00:21:50.000 Let's just say she isn't good at being alone.

00:21:54.000 I'm sorry.

00:21:55.000 Sorry.

00:21:57.000 Is he gonna fight face?

00:21:58.000 Look at his eyebrows.

00:22:01.000 Is he looking into the camera?

00:22:02.000 Yeah, did you just break the fourth wall and look at me?

00:22:05.000 This was supposed to be a dinner half a century ago.

00:22:10.000 David, talking to you.

00:22:11.000 David, look at the love interest, please.

00:22:13.000 Why does she pull her sweater up to her fucking armpits?

00:22:16.000 She going to fight?

00:22:21.000 That's the clip.

00:22:22.000 Yeah.

00:22:23.000 So that sucked?

00:22:24.000 So don't watch that.

00:22:25.000 Well, watch it as a joke.

00:22:26.000 I actually texted Kumi and said him and fucking Lando have to watch this.

00:22:30.000 It's like the room level's bad.

00:22:32.000 So if you smoke a joint, you might want to check it out.

00:22:36.000 Also, there's a lesbian doc.

00:22:38.000 This is 17.

00:22:40.000 On Netflix.

00:22:42.000 I got a message from Drunk Me, and I do not understand it.

00:22:48.000 So maybe we could look at it.

00:22:49.000 It's about this couple that were together back when it was bad, and then they got married.

00:22:54.000 And it seems really cute.

00:22:56.000 But I started to get suspicious towards the end that it was more agenda-driven and even malicious, smash the patriarchy type stuff.

00:23:05.000 Anyway, let's listen to the message and see if you can decipher what the fuck I'm talking about.

00:23:08.000 Netflix documentary about two lesbians in love.

00:23:12.000 They're super old and I'm thinking this is awesome.

00:23:15.000 Play the trailer while I do this.

00:23:16.000 I'm talking about being in love, and I'm thinking of them holding each other nude for fucking 40 years, and I'm thinking, God bless them.

00:23:25.000 I agree.

00:23:25.000 It's none of my business.

00:23:27.000 You know, they're wonderful.

00:23:29.000 And then they say they're going to get married.

00:23:31.000 You can tell, you know, they're like 80 when they decide to get married.

00:23:34.000 You can tell it's fucking fake.

00:23:37.000 You can tell it's been programmed.

00:23:40.000 And then they get into more details.

00:23:42.000 It sounds like they're incendiary.

00:23:46.000 It sounds like it's about sabotage.

00:23:50.000 And this cute documentary about two old girls in love sounds like fucking artillery.

00:23:58.000 That's what pisses me off.

00:23:59.000 Like the woman.

00:24:01.000 While this was coming out, the woman who made the announcement, sorry, not the woman who made the announcement.

00:24:07.000 The woman who was singing to them when she made the answer.

00:24:09.000 What are you talking about?

00:24:10.000 Yeah, this epiphany was like, it's so cozy.

00:24:20.000 It is cool.

00:24:22.000 And then she goes, we're going to get married.

00:24:25.000 And you think, oh, that's why you were singing your fucking gates.

00:24:31.000 Complete your agenda.

00:24:32.000 I get it.

00:24:34.000 Really?

00:24:34.000 Yeah.

00:24:35.000 Maybe I should watch the documentary.

00:24:36.000 I have no recollection of watching that fucking thing.

00:24:39.000 It's the fact that I was probably looking for lesbian porn late at night.

00:24:43.000 You were suspicious that why are they getting married at 80 and it's because it's probably set up and it uses artillery to smash the patriarchy general gist.

00:24:52.000 Which part are you lost at?

00:24:54.000 Yeah, I get it.

00:24:54.000 I get it.

00:24:55.000 That makes sense.

00:24:57.000 Also, TV shows.

00:24:59.000 Duncan Trussell has a show out on Netflix that is fucking amazing.

00:25:04.000 I think it's called Midnight Gospel.

00:25:06.000 Now, this trailer is deceiving because it's just showing you the trippiness.

00:25:10.000 It's by Pendleton Ward of Adventure Time, who swore he would never do a show again after Adventure Time.

00:25:17.000 And by the way, I only know about Adventure Time because of my fucking kids.

00:25:20.000 All right.

00:25:20.000 I don't watch kids' shows.

00:25:23.000 But this is for potheads who like podcasts.

00:25:26.000 And what Duncan Trussell has done is he's taken, this is my theory, I can't prove this 100%, but I think he's just taken the dialogue of a podcast, gone back, added a story behind it, and then gone to the original guy like Dr. Drew and say, okay, can you just say, hand me a gun?

00:25:47.000 Oh, there's a zombie.

00:25:48.000 And so what they do is they have a conversation back and forth, but while they're fighting zombies.

00:25:55.000 So he'll be like, yeah, well, pot can be dangerous, but it's not all the time.

00:25:59.000 Can you hand me that gun?

00:26:00.000 And then he'll be shooting stuff, but they're having a normal podcast conversation.

00:26:03.000 So it's perfect for stoned people, mostly dudes, who just want to listen to a podcast and look at funny colors.

00:26:12.000 The plot is nothing.

00:26:15.000 So this isn't a good example of what it is.

00:26:18.000 It's just like cool drawings and an interesting conversation, which is really interesting because you've taken the audio of a podcast and then given it another layer.

00:26:27.000 Because that's what people do when they listen to podcasts, right?

00:26:30.000 They look at Instagram, they drive, they look at shapes and colors.

00:26:33.000 So he's added a very, very easy, subtle plot, like the president is shooting zombies, and added a podcast.

00:26:43.000 It's not like the Ricky Gervais thing.

00:26:45.000 Because that's just like them talking.

00:26:48.000 Yeah, no, no, this is a separate plot.

00:26:52.000 No, no, no.

00:26:52.000 Don't pull that up.

00:26:53.000 That's got nothing fucking to do with them talking about.

00:26:57.000 What you should have pulled up is the Netflix show.

00:27:01.000 Yeah, just jump into the middle of that.

00:27:05.000 I'm clarifying our sort of back and forth, too, because I love being around people that help me see the world through a new pair of glasses, and you're one of those people.

00:27:14.000 Thank you.

00:27:15.000 And so I'm open to all the stuff you say, and I think it's fascinating.

00:27:19.000 And then I go, you could hurt somebody.

00:27:20.000 You notice that?

00:27:21.000 I'm always like, but what if?

00:27:22.000 Yeah.

00:27:23.000 In the past, the founding fathers talked about pumping mushrooms into the horrible world leaders.

00:27:30.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:27:31.000 And we said he needed insight and he'd be happy and he realized what he was doing.

00:27:34.000 And I thought, oh, he'd go darker.

00:27:37.000 We don't know.

00:27:37.000 That's true.

00:27:38.000 It's the ore that always moves.

00:27:40.000 You get the idea.

00:27:41.000 For sure.

00:27:42.000 Great work.

00:27:43.000 Now, I realize all of this talk of movies and TV sounds very anti-book, as my dad pronounces it.

00:27:50.000 Book.

00:27:53.000 So let's get back to reading for a second, please, before we let our brains totally vegetate.

00:27:57.000 And we have a beer belly here and a beer belly here.

00:28:01.000 Michelle Malkin and Milo put together a reading list that I was looking at it and thinking, a fuck school, 100%.

00:28:12.000 Like, this is probably three years of reading, maybe four years.

00:28:16.000 I don't agree with them all.

00:28:17.000 Some of them are pretty gay.

00:28:19.000 Like, go down to the bottom.

00:28:21.000 He's got like, you know, that Victorian kind of look.

00:28:27.000 The bottom, Ryan.

00:28:28.000 The bottom.

00:28:30.000 There's 202 of them.

00:28:31.000 By the way, don't do 202 of anything.

00:28:34.000 They should have just chucked Captain 2.

00:28:36.000 I noticed Milo includes all of his books.

00:28:39.000 Michelle only includes some.

00:28:41.000 And she didn't include who built that, which is a major mistake.

00:28:43.000 That's my biggest gripe is they forgot who built that and how the Scots invented the modern world.

00:28:49.000 But no, go back to it, please.

00:28:51.000 What was the one?

00:28:52.000 Brideshead Revisited.

00:28:54.000 Evelyn Waugh.

00:28:55.000 Like, we don't have to get that gay.

00:28:58.000 But there are so many great books in there.

00:29:00.000 And one of them I'd only heard of loosely.

00:29:03.000 Look, there's Gulliver's Travels.

00:29:04.000 So you read this and you have more knowledge than I did with my degree in English, a better canon.

00:29:10.000 And you also know about the death of the West because in the academic structure, especially public schools now, all of this is removed.

00:29:21.000 And it's Martin Luther King, Jim Crow, slavery.

00:29:24.000 We were horrible.

00:29:25.000 50s housewives were slaves.

00:29:27.000 You should see my daughter's homework.

00:29:30.000 And this is just taken out of the equation.

00:29:31.000 Meanwhile, when you look at like American history, this is 90%.

00:29:36.000 And, well, there's a lot of British stuff there.

00:29:39.000 Yeah, British history is American history, I'm afraid.

00:29:41.000 And there's no better example of this than a book that I haven't read that I heard of called, this is one Albion Seed.

00:29:54.000 And it's basically about four areas of England who were integral in the initial foundation of American culture.

00:30:05.000 And these four areas, which were really a seed, I can't believe I'm telling you about a book I haven't read, but I've read about the book, and I remember talking about it and hearing about it.

00:30:18.000 They were really big on libertarian culture, individuals, freedom of speech, lack of tyranny.

00:30:26.000 That's how they ended up in America, right?

00:30:28.000 They were very independent, anti-monarchy.

00:30:30.000 And the argument of this book is that this is the spine, the cerebellum of American culture, American history, American judicial system.

00:30:40.000 Everything American comes from these four tiny little areas in England.

00:30:46.000 You'll never learn that in school.

00:30:48.000 Never.

00:30:49.000 In fact, you are going, if you're a student watching this, you're going a quarter of a million dollars in debt to unknow important history.

00:31:02.000 Oh, that's interesting.

00:31:03.000 That's not such a small area.

00:31:06.000 That's basically everything but the uninhabitable parts of Scotland.

00:31:12.000 And Scotland was a crucial part of Britain.

00:31:16.000 All right, let's do some fun stuff.

00:31:19.000 You ready?

00:31:20.000 Let's look at some leftist fails that have happened recently.

00:31:25.000 And when the left fails, we win.

00:31:29.000 The left is no longer good.

00:31:30.000 The left is no longer Cornell West talking about free speech.

00:31:34.000 So when you hear a liberal fail, you know it's not some benevolent policy that got kicked to the wayside by a cruel tyrant.

00:31:41.000 You know it's some hyperbolic lunatic out to ruin someone's life.

00:31:45.000 And they failed.

00:31:46.000 And we are really, you know, amazing win.

00:31:51.000 We're in a wind turbine right now.

00:31:53.000 But my favorite, let's start with my favorite 2-1.

00:31:56.000 So there's a cunt called Mark DeStefano.

00:32:01.000 And he's an Australian Jared Holt.

00:32:03.000 And what he does is he rats people out.

00:32:05.000 That's his job.

00:32:06.000 So let's just go into this.

00:32:10.000 Go bigger.

00:32:14.000 Yeah, so I'm looking at, so Mark DeStefano has been a very naughty boy.

00:32:18.000 Go to the next one.

00:32:19.000 Mark worked for BuzzFeed for many years.

00:32:21.000 During this time, he would intimidate platforms to deplatform slash demonetize people who he claimed were far right.

00:32:29.000 And that included Tommy Robinson, Count D'Ancula, Stefan Molinya, Sargon of Akkad, and he was friends with the head of YouTube.

00:32:39.000 So at BuzzFeed, he was doing all kinds of subterfuge.

00:32:42.000 And I always call these guys saboteurs.

00:32:44.000 They don't create, they destroy.

00:32:47.000 Lying, getting info by sinister means.

00:32:50.000 This was all part and parcel of working at a place like BuzzFeed or other left-wing rags like I was talking about earlier with Gawker.

00:32:57.000 Bring me back there.

00:32:58.000 They don't care about ethics or morals.

00:33:00.000 They care about money by any means necessary.

00:33:02.000 So after years of that, he got used to it.

00:33:05.000 And he kind of thought that is what journalism is.

00:33:07.000 And by the way, this is why no one will hire these people.

00:33:11.000 And when they do, they instantly regret it.

00:33:13.000 The general pattern of the Gawker types, these saboteurs is you don't want them around.

00:33:18.000 They're like smallpox blankets.

00:33:20.000 It could be an effective weapon to wipe out the Indians, but it sounds pretty dangerous because I'll get smallpox on my hands.

00:33:26.000 And the next thing you know, I'm fucked.

00:33:29.000 And that's precisely what happened.

00:33:30.000 Mark DeStefano is smallpox.

00:33:33.000 And he used his, they hired him and said, go use your BuzzFeed smallpox.

00:33:37.000 And the Financial Times got smallpox on themselves.

00:33:40.000 So go back to that thread.

00:33:42.000 After years, he got used to it, blah, blah, blah.

00:33:46.000 And then in January of this year, it gets hired by the Financial Times, a proper I'm a big boy now publication, not the type that constantly lies or publishes top 10 lists about avocados.

00:33:56.000 He, however, still doing his usual scheming.

00:33:58.000 He seemed to think that manipulation and crossing the line of what is considered legal is just something you do as a journalist.

00:34:07.000 I've been on the receiving end of some data protection laws being used against journalism.

00:34:12.000 This is the other thing I was talking about.

00:34:12.000 DM me.

00:34:14.000 When they try to like dox you and you prevent them, then you're preventing journalism.

00:34:20.000 I thought it was free speech.

00:34:22.000 The SPLC could say, why are you suing us, Gavin?

00:34:25.000 You said you're for free speech.

00:34:27.000 All we did was tortiously destroy your life and put your family in danger.

00:34:32.000 That's just speech, right?

00:34:35.000 See if you can find a picture of him.

00:34:36.000 So anyway, rather than reading the whole text, he goes on to these Zoom meetings with competitors like the Epoch Times.

00:34:44.000 And he's done this with the BBC before.

00:34:47.000 He did it with the BBC.

00:34:48.000 He'd go on these BBC chats and pretend to be a BBC employee and get all this dirt like, oh, they're laying people off.

00:34:54.000 Yeah, that's his fucking face.

00:34:56.000 Look at him.

00:34:57.000 Is there a more punchable face in the entire continent of Australia?

00:35:04.000 Anyway, so he goes on this Zoom meeting and they're talking about layoffs and stuff.

00:35:11.000 He starts live tweeting their private meeting.

00:35:17.000 Now we're getting into criminal territory.

00:35:19.000 Now the Financial Times has smallpox on its hands.

00:35:24.000 Now they're getting the disease.

00:35:26.000 That's why you don't hire these people.

00:35:28.000 So he suspended his account.

00:35:33.000 He went dark.

00:35:34.000 He got fired from FT.

00:35:38.000 And now he could be facing criminal charges.

00:35:40.000 This could be the end of his career.

00:35:42.000 And isn't it nice when you see a saboteur get sabotaged?

00:35:46.000 Isn't it nice to see someone who used smallpox blankets get smallpox?

00:35:52.000 Nice work.

00:35:54.000 And for the record, we never use smallpox on the Indians.

00:35:58.000 It was an idea someone suggested, and the other guy shut it down for the very reason I'm explaining in this analogy.

00:36:03.000 So that was fun.

00:36:04.000 Do we miss any details?

00:36:05.000 I don't think so.

00:36:06.000 And then we have, of course, low-hanging fruit, Biden's hypocrisy.

00:36:11.000 He couldn't wait to destroy Bloomberg for Me Too allegations, and his are much worse.

00:36:19.000 Let's get something straight here.

00:36:21.000 So the former Senate aide accuses you of sexual assault.

00:36:25.000 All the mayor has to do is say you are released from the non-disclosure deal.

00:36:31.000 It never, never happened.

00:36:33.000 It didn't.

00:36:34.000 You think the women in fact were ready to say that you didn't know about what you did to me?

00:36:39.000 She says in 1993, Mr. Vice President, that you pinned her against the wall and reached under her clothing and penetrated her with your fingers.

00:36:48.000 I don't remember.

00:36:49.000 That's not how it works.

00:36:51.000 And if they, you know, I don't understand the point you're trying to make.

00:36:57.000 This is about transparency.

00:36:59.000 Why not do it for both sets of records?

00:37:02.000 That would not be something that would be revealed while I was in public office or while I was seeking public office.

00:37:09.000 Look, this is what you did to me.

00:37:11.000 Look, Mika, there is nothing.

00:37:15.000 Period.

00:37:16.000 Period.

00:37:20.000 Oh, I see what he's saying.

00:37:21.000 She was menstruating and you wouldn't finger a girl menstruating because it's gross.

00:37:24.000 There was nothing.

00:37:24.000 There was a period.

00:37:25.000 Yeah.

00:37:26.000 Why would I do that?

00:37:27.000 Why would I touch a woman on her period?

00:37:29.000 Do the math, Mika.

00:37:33.000 I saw this also.

00:37:34.000 There was another thing about there was a lawyer who fought against Bill O'Reilly, and she's known as this Me Too lawyer.

00:37:42.000 And she did a tweet out.

00:37:43.000 I forgot to put it in the notes.

00:37:45.000 But she said, yes, Tara Reed, you do have a valid story.

00:37:52.000 You do sound credible.

00:37:53.000 You sound as credible as anyone I've worked with.

00:37:55.000 She was a big anti-Kavanaugh lawyer.

00:37:58.000 But this woman has a bigger butt than Lizzo.

00:38:04.000 But I need to get Trump out.

00:38:07.000 So I'll be standing with Biden for this election.

00:38:10.000 And I thought, wow, that's a new one.

00:38:13.000 Honesty.

00:38:14.000 Hi, I'm a hypocrite, and I'm going to do whatever I can to get Biden out.

00:38:19.000 I believe her name is Rachel Whitley Bernstein.

00:38:24.000 I don't know.

00:38:26.000 I can't remember.

00:38:27.000 Click the link.

00:38:29.000 That's the one that sued O'Reilly.

00:38:33.000 Yeah, yeah, but you're supposed to find the update.

00:38:35.000 Now you have the name.

00:38:37.000 Anyway, we've missed it.

00:38:39.000 I clicked Twitter, but.

00:38:40.000 So 2-3, there was an interesting strategic tweet from the left that said, now this Andrew pussy is quoting us, right?

00:38:51.000 Our side.

00:38:52.000 And it says, we have to introduce people to different Joe Biden.

00:38:55.000 A Trump campaign advisor said, one of the reasons we won in 2016 is because Many people hated Hillary Clinton.

00:39:01.000 I'm not sure people hate Biden that much.

00:39:05.000 So he's assuming that people don't, we don't hate Biden, so we must be trying to gin up hatred for Biden.

00:39:17.000 Have you seen Mad Max Thunderdome?

00:39:21.000 Have you seen Master Blaster?

00:39:23.000 Have you seen the final scene?

00:39:27.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:39:28.000 Looking for that lady's Twitter.

00:39:30.000 Yeah, that ship has sailed.

00:39:32.000 So while I slowly talk about the Thunderdome fight scene with Master Blaster, you should be frantically digging that up.

00:39:43.000 Yeah, this is the next election.

00:39:45.000 Ooh, remember we used to talk about that guy a lot?

00:39:47.000 Pig Killer?

00:39:52.000 You don't?

00:39:52.000 No.

00:39:54.000 He got, he robbed to feed his family, and he was thrown down for the rest of his life to go shovel shit with the pigs to power the methane stuff.

00:40:01.000 And I used to talk about how that's what cancel culture is.

00:40:05.000 It's pig killer.

00:40:06.000 You do something, you get fired, you get in trouble, and you get thrown down to the sewers to shovel shit.

00:40:12.000 But go forward to the fight.

00:40:14.000 Is this the fight?

00:40:16.000 No, this is the wrong scene.

00:40:17.000 Jesus H fucking Christ.

00:40:20.000 Master Blaster Thunderstome fight scene.

00:40:24.000 There we go.

00:40:25.000 So go to the end.

00:40:28.000 There's Biden, right?

00:40:30.000 There's Biden without the media.

00:40:34.000 And here is Joe Biden revealed.

00:40:40.000 This is Trump.

00:40:42.000 Alrighty.

00:40:42.000 Time to...

00:40:49.000 I'm Joe Biden.

00:40:50.000 What the thing?

00:40:51.000 You remember?

00:40:52.000 It's like the thing, economic intercourse.

00:40:55.000 This is how we feel.

00:40:57.000 We feel like Mad Max right now.

00:41:01.000 See, there's no hate there.

00:41:03.000 Okay, Joe.

00:41:04.000 You go back to bed.

00:41:08.000 Wow, that's perfect.

00:41:09.000 We need to make him hate Blaster more.

00:41:12.000 No, we don't.

00:41:13.000 We'll just have our fight in the Thunderdome.

00:41:15.000 Then we'll put down our giant mallet and say, bye, DNC.

00:41:19.000 You may want to try a little better next time.

00:41:22.000 You may want to try a push of Joe Biden, Kamala Harris.

00:41:27.000 Basically, Elizabeth Warren, every other candidate was a better contestant outside of maybe de Blasio.

00:41:33.000 You had a ton of...

00:41:35.000 I think what people are going to do, he's going to get someone like Kamala Harris, and then they'll just sort of plug their nose and go, I'm basically voting for Kamala Harris.

00:41:48.000 Yeah, that's going to be their strategy.

00:41:49.000 They're not voting for Joe Biden when they vote for Joe Biden.

00:41:52.000 They're voting for his VP and praying to Jesus that he gets impeached or has an aneurysm or just drinks some fucking chloroquine.

00:42:02.000 By the way, that's another victory.

00:42:06.000 Steven Crowder saw that woman drink chloroquine and blame it on Trump.

00:42:13.000 And he goes, great detective work, Steve.

00:42:16.000 He goes, wait a minute, doesn't this woman have a history of strange deaths?

00:42:21.000 I think she murdered her husband.

00:42:23.000 And then she got greedy and thought, not only did I get a death out of it, but I'm going to blame Trump.

00:42:28.000 And so I can score political points as I murder my husband.

00:42:32.000 And detectives are now saying the same fucking thing.

00:42:37.000 She murdered him.

00:42:40.000 Steven Crowder predicted this, I think, two weeks ago.

00:42:43.000 And the actual law enforcement just caught on right now.

00:42:46.000 Maybe her dosage, too, was...

00:42:54.000 She could have just started, she could have been going, ah, ah, my stomach.

00:42:58.000 We don't know if they give her a blood test to make sure it's in there.

00:43:01.000 She could have given herself Ipecac or something and been throwing up.

00:43:05.000 Or just ate a Taco Bell right before she called 911.

00:43:10.000 Is that too easy of a joke?

00:43:12.000 I didn't, I was trying to look something up.

00:43:14.000 Her name, Wanda Linnaeus.

00:43:18.000 Wanda Linnaeus.

00:43:21.000 Do you have Crowder predicting this?

00:43:25.000 I mean, I guess I should have had that in the notes before I start bitching and moaning.

00:43:29.000 I'm on no drugs and no booze kick trying to stem these nightmares.

00:43:33.000 I was trying to see the 911 call if that exists, but.

00:43:35.000 Why would you want to see that?

00:43:37.000 To hear if she sounds suspicious.

00:43:39.000 Oh.

00:43:41.000 All right, well, let's get back to the show.

00:43:43.000 So just so you know, Crowder predicted this.

00:43:45.000 He sent me the video a long time ago.

00:43:47.000 Have you got it?

00:43:48.000 Yeah, here it is.

00:43:48.000 You got it.

00:43:49.000 Everyone remembers the lady who drank fish tank cleaner, right?

00:43:52.000 Koi Pond Cleaner.

00:43:53.000 I didn't say poi.

00:43:54.000 Oh, Koi.

00:43:55.000 Koi Pond Cleaner.

00:43:58.000 You remember the story that we heard?

00:43:59.000 Right.

00:44:00.000 The story that we all heard and was covered in most major news outlets, both on television and publications, was that she heard a press briefing from Donald Trump touting the benefits of chloroquine, which is a medication can be prescribed by a doctor.

00:44:14.000 Therefore, because she trusted everything Donald Trump said, she and her husband, they both drank it, and he died, unfortunately, a tragedy.

00:44:22.000 She didn't.

00:44:23.000 And then she had some words on mainstream media for everyone else.

00:44:27.000 This was the story.

00:44:28.000 This is how it was covered.

00:44:29.000 Let's go to the clip.

00:44:31.000 Did you see the president's press conference?

00:44:33.000 Where did you hear about?

00:44:35.000 Yeah, we saw his press conference.

00:44:39.000 It goes on a lot, actually.

00:44:42.000 And then what, and then what?

00:44:43.000 Watch the ball.

00:44:45.000 You murder your husband and then also simultaneously use that to push your agenda.

00:44:50.000 I used to have quite fish.

00:44:51.000 What would be your message to the Americans?

00:44:53.000 Did you kill those two?

00:44:56.000 That's enough.

00:44:57.000 We get the idea of it.

00:44:58.000 It's enough advertising the competition.

00:45:02.000 What a fucking, they're all, You murder your husband and then use it to hurt Trump.

00:45:10.000 He would have wanted it this way.

00:45:11.000 He didn't like him either.

00:45:13.000 Here's another victory.

00:45:16.000 James O'Keefe caught Twitter deleting his retweets and caught it on camera.

00:45:21.000 Filmed it in real time.

00:45:22.000 Of course.

00:45:23.000 Of course.

00:45:35.000 Wow.

00:45:38.000 Thousands and thousands.

00:45:39.000 Sheesh.

00:45:46.000 That was hundreds at first.

00:45:49.000 Pretty fucking incredible.

00:45:51.000 And I also, a can of this is 2.6.

00:45:54.000 I don't know if this counts as a victory for the non-left.

00:45:58.000 We've got to come up with a new name for ourselves.

00:46:00.000 The Minutemen?

00:46:02.000 The Mercenaries?

00:46:04.000 The Resistance?

00:46:05.000 They already got that one.

00:46:07.000 Cool guys.

00:46:08.000 Candace Owens dared to criticize China.

00:46:12.000 She was suspended from Twitter, but she'll be back.

00:46:15.000 And then Charlie Kirk said, retweet if you stand with Candace Owens.

00:46:18.000 Chinese Communist Party propaganda accounts reign free to tweet their garbage, yet they ban real Candace O. And then John, who you've had on the show, the breathtakingly gorgeous founder of Parlor.

00:46:28.000 Who knows nothing about pop culture?

00:46:30.000 Who is a great guy, has a wonderful platform.

00:46:34.000 Having a little trouble with his outfits.

00:46:37.000 You have him cropped there.

00:46:40.000 Ryan, can you please, for the love of Jesus Christ, stop cropping shit?

00:46:48.000 And not take an hour to not crop it.

00:46:49.000 He's just naturally cropped.

00:46:51.000 Well, he's just at John at Parlor.

00:46:53.000 Please go on Parlor and follow me.

00:46:55.000 I'm Gavin McInnis there.

00:46:56.000 I'm also on Telegram.

00:46:58.000 Normal names in both cases.

00:47:01.000 And Reddit and Discord.

00:47:02.000 I'm not on Reddit and Discord, but those are two other places you can still do social media.

00:47:06.000 And sorry, so John, who wears like little vests now?

00:47:09.000 Like he'll have a suit on with a vest that has a scoop neck.

00:47:14.000 Like a little round neck with a little vest or like skin-tight jeans with cowboy boots.

00:47:20.000 And the cowboy boots are outside the jeans.

00:47:24.000 I think we got to do a straight eye for the straight guy at his house at some point.

00:47:31.000 But anyway, he had a good message to Charlie Kirk and Candace Owens.

00:47:34.000 He said, both of you knew bans and suspensions were coming for you for a long time.

00:47:39.000 Both you and I had extensive conversations about it at dinners as a group.

00:47:44.000 Twitter has a right to do what they want with their property.

00:47:47.000 You chose to stay there.

00:47:48.000 You could have rebuilt your following on Parlor or any other platform.

00:47:52.000 You could have made a difference, organized people, used your television time to make a difference, but you have not.

00:47:57.000 In less than a week, she will have her Twitter account back and this temporary publicity stunt and self-promotion exercise will be over for you, but not for the millions across the world who are experiencing real censorship and have no real voice.

00:48:11.000 So not an example of winning, but I was just linking it to Twitter.

00:48:17.000 Actually, it is kind of, because we're shitting on Twitter twice in a row.

00:48:21.000 Another victory.

00:48:23.000 Remember he said we'll get sick of winning?

00:48:26.000 Well, we're not sick of COVID, but we are getting sick of winning.

00:48:30.000 So I was on the Daily Show many years ago saying that female soccer players get less money, I guess, in total, because like the WNBA, no one goes to it.

00:48:42.000 It's not that interesting.

00:48:44.000 But because of a fucking Facebook meme that had some bullshit statistic about how female soccer players generate millions of dollars with their, and their World Cup is more attended than any other World Cup and all this bullshit.

00:49:00.000 Like the fact that we keep having political discussions and policy arguments over Facebook memes and rumors is driving me fucking nuts.

00:49:10.000 So I said, no, that Facebook meme is false.

00:49:15.000 They get paid less because less people go to their games.

00:49:18.000 Yes, there was a lot of people at their World Cup.

00:49:21.000 That's not the pattern.

00:49:23.000 That's not the pattern.

00:49:28.000 Oh, this is when I made up names as a joke and they took it seriously.

00:49:31.000 Known to everyone as Junebug.

00:49:33.000 Come on, man.

00:49:34.000 If you're going to make up fake names, do better than Junebug.

00:49:38.000 If lunatics like this are against the women, you know what's funny too?

00:49:42.000 Just pause.

00:49:43.000 I was worried he didn't get the joke, so I texted them, the producers after, and go, you got that that was a joke, right?

00:49:48.000 Junebug and me making up fake names, but they don't give a shit about that.

00:49:52.000 And this is where people get their news from.

00:49:54.000 Also, my son, my youngest boy, is petrified of plastic and plastic straws because of that fucking video where they're pulling a straw out of a turtle's nose.

00:50:03.000 That's why you have paper straws.

00:50:05.000 Because of that bullshit video.

00:50:08.000 And that straw had nothing to do with me.

00:50:11.000 That straw had nothing to do with America.

00:50:14.000 China is the one polluting the rivers with plastic.

00:50:18.000 Central America pours their plastic into the sea.

00:50:21.000 We don't do that.

00:50:22.000 So they're fucking up.

00:50:24.000 That's becoming a meme.

00:50:26.000 And then we have to have paper straws.

00:50:28.000 Paper straws?

00:50:30.000 You're literally eating paper.

00:50:31.000 And you have to fucking gun it on your cola before it just turns into this flaccid Terrence Howard penis.

00:50:38.000 I'll eat your ass.

00:50:40.000 By the way, I saw Rex did an interview with his dad about that.

00:50:43.000 We explained the context and why he was trending.

00:50:47.000 I hope everyone gets that when we play that I'll eat your ass, we're laughing with Alex Jones.

00:50:51.000 Alex is our guy.

00:50:53.000 Love the dude.

00:50:54.000 But it was just funny that when he was saying, I'll eat your ass, as in I'll shoot your ass or I'll kill your ass or I'll throw your ass in jail.

00:51:01.000 It sounded like he will eat our ass.

00:51:03.000 That's his ex?

00:51:05.000 Oh, yeah, that was funny.

00:51:06.000 This is my ex-husband, Alex Jones, graphically describing how he'll kill his neighbor to feed my kids.

00:51:12.000 Why is F-E-E-D spread out like that?

00:51:15.000 And why did she keep her name, Jones?

00:51:16.000 And if you're going to do that spacing, you have to put two spaces in front of in at the end of each word.

00:51:22.000 But I'm literally looking at my neighbors now and going, unjust to my kids.

00:51:28.000 Kelly, I've met your kids.

00:51:30.000 They're not fans.

00:51:31.000 They're not fans.

00:51:33.000 I believe the term I heard was bat shit crazy.

00:51:37.000 You got $10 million at least, but you kept the name so you could bitch.

00:51:42.000 And Rex is old.

00:51:45.000 He's like 17.

00:51:47.000 If he loved you so much, why wouldn't he walk back to your house?

00:51:51.000 Alex has him brainwashed?

00:51:53.000 No.

00:51:54.000 Anyway, sorry, that was a long tangent to say.

00:51:57.000 The United States Soccer Federation showed that the female players were paid 8 million more.

00:52:04.000 Wait, is she just mad because he never said to her, I will eat your ass.

00:52:10.000 Paid 8 million more in salaries and bonuses, despite the games of the male players grossing much more game revenue.

00:52:18.000 So I was wrong.

00:52:20.000 I said they get paid less because they generate less income because they have less fans and less people in the seats.

00:52:27.000 They actually get paid disproportionately more.

00:52:31.000 So that hideous dyke Megan Rapenpoe, Rapinoe.

00:52:34.000 Remember her little dances when they won?

00:52:38.000 So much.

00:52:40.000 Really stoic.

00:52:42.000 Way to show people how to win.

00:52:44.000 We won soccer.

00:52:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:47.000 Fucking yeah.

00:52:53.000 So Megan Rapinoe tweeted, we will never stop fighting for equality.

00:52:59.000 Okay, let's do that then.

00:53:00.000 Let's bring your salary down to a man's.

00:53:05.000 That's equality, bitch.

00:53:06.000 Equality is meritocracy.

00:53:09.000 I get paid for how many subscribers come to this network.

00:53:14.000 I don't get paid because I deserve more, because I want equality.

00:53:18.000 Why does Tucker Carlson and Sean Hennedy make so much more money than me?

00:53:21.000 We do the same job.

00:53:23.000 This isn't equality.

00:53:26.000 I should be making the same amount of money as Samantha B. That's not how you win, ladies.

00:53:34.000 No, that's not.

00:53:37.000 You go like this.

00:53:38.000 Have you ever watched fucking baseball players win?

00:53:43.000 Yeah, give me some more.

00:53:47.000 Look at that.

00:53:48.000 And they're all clapping.

00:53:48.000 This is like the nurses.

00:53:50.000 Women are terrible at winning.

00:53:52.000 What is that?

00:53:53.000 Look, one of them dabs.

00:53:56.000 Yeah, that's all.

00:53:57.000 That's all.

00:53:57.000 I've danced enough.

00:54:01.000 Here's another funny one.

00:54:02.000 Oh, no, this one isn't that funny.

00:54:06.000 And Tifa were caught doctoring photos.

00:54:09.000 So they really are trying to make wanting to go back to work a Nazi thing because that's the way it works now.

00:54:15.000 Anything I don't like or anything that helps Trump is Nazi.

00:54:19.000 So this woman shows up at a rally with a work sets you free sign, which was what it said over the concentration camps where the Jews were told they're going there to work and they'll be free, but they were killed.

00:54:31.000 So this, but by the way, with this Antifa switchup, it's got so many layers of irony because what is Antifa saying we're saying?

00:54:41.000 That we want people to work so we can gas them?

00:54:44.000 Well, that's the liberal side.

00:54:47.000 So in this thing, if she's a Nazi, then she wants us all to die.

00:54:52.000 So that's pro-quarantine.

00:54:54.000 This is what I hate.

00:54:55.000 They're so fucking bad at logic.

00:54:57.000 It's when they say things like, I hate faux news.

00:55:00.000 Just say, I hate Fox News.

00:55:02.000 You just made Fox News into faux news.

00:55:04.000 I hate faux news too.

00:55:05.000 It's not real.

00:55:06.000 It's faux.

00:55:08.000 Anyway, so they fucked up their prank.

00:55:11.000 But what she really said was you go to the picture next to it, Ryan.

00:55:17.000 No, that's a different article.

00:55:20.000 On Instagram, you can have two pictures next to each other.

00:55:23.000 Oh, I see.

00:55:25.000 Oh, it's hard to see that.

00:55:27.000 Free small business.

00:55:32.000 Like, basically, they're saying that she's holding up a sign saying, Kill the Jews.

00:55:36.000 Wow.

00:55:42.000 Nice math.

00:55:44.000 Here's another much funnier Antifa mistake.

00:55:48.000 So this guy says, let's lynch the landlord.

00:55:52.000 Fucking landlords.

00:55:53.000 Hi.

00:55:54.000 I'm an Antifa dude.

00:55:55.000 What's his name?

00:56:00.000 Austin Goodrich.

00:56:01.000 Austin Goodrich goes, you know, my landlord wanted rent money.

00:56:05.000 I told her to fuck off.

00:56:06.000 And I said, use my stimulus.

00:56:08.000 You got a stimulus check.

00:56:10.000 Use that for my rent, bitch.

00:56:12.000 And then I sued her.

00:56:13.000 Look, wait, go, you didn't spend enough time on the header.

00:56:17.000 Antifa activist goes viral bragging about lawsuit against landlord for demanding rent.

00:56:21.000 Turns out it's his grandma.

00:56:23.000 And scroll down, he really did sue her.

00:56:27.000 What an absolute dick.

00:56:29.000 And look, he changed his name to Mr. Suing is LL landlord and not grandma.

00:56:35.000 Which is, I think his argument is, I'm suing her as a landlord, not as my grandma.

00:56:41.000 Austin, she's both.

00:56:43.000 She's your landlord and your grandma.

00:56:48.000 Oh yeah, the defendant is not only his grandmother and landlord, she is also his tax prepare.

00:56:55.000 Goodrich confirmed that TLC bookkeeping and tax prep is owned by his grandmother, but said he does not associate with her outside of their tenant-landlord relationship.

00:57:03.000 Ergo, she's not his grandma.

00:57:06.000 And then so he wants, then he starts pushing for more censorship because it's too easy to find out whose people whose grandmothers are.

00:57:16.000 That was a rough sentence.

00:57:18.000 But look at this tweet.

00:57:20.000 So he says, my landlord, and he says, he's pissed off that people discovered his grift.

00:57:27.000 So he's saying we need more private tax filings, more private lawsuits, so people can't tell that I'm just bitching at my grandmother.

00:57:38.000 I don't identify as her grandson.

00:57:42.000 He's mad that he got caught.

00:57:44.000 So he's pushing the government to make it harder for Antifa to get caught.

00:57:48.000 And by the way, just go back to that link.

00:57:50.000 That's the Cowbell I was talking about.

00:57:52.000 He's also one of the people who would go to these non-liberal talks.

00:58:00.000 Keep going down?

00:58:01.000 Yeah, that one.

00:58:04.000 He was up there.

00:58:07.000 You see what I'm saying?

00:58:10.000 Just grab him.

00:58:11.000 Grab him by the shoulder and just drag him out of there.

00:58:14.000 Black Lives Matter and the black security guard's like, come on, you got to do it.

00:58:17.000 Like, what would you do if someone did this at your grandmother's funeral?

00:58:20.000 You just grab him.

00:58:21.000 He's saying Black Lives Matter, but he's ignoring the black man who's trying to get him out of there.

00:58:26.000 Yeah.

00:58:26.000 Or what if we went to like a Black Lives Matter thing?

00:58:28.000 We got accused of that all the time.

00:58:30.000 Remember?

00:58:31.000 There was like a sad parade, a morning festival.

00:58:37.000 I don't know what to call it.

00:58:39.000 Awake for that girl in Oakland who got shot, and they assumed we were there to disrupt it, or even the proud boys in Halifax were disrupting an Aboriginal ceremony.

00:58:49.000 No, we don't do that.

00:58:50.000 You do that, Antifa.

00:58:52.000 And by the way, go back to that video.

00:58:55.000 It goes on and on and on.

00:58:56.000 And Austin Goodrich is there.

00:58:58.000 And you just think, how long do you let people...

00:59:10.000 I'm a woman.

00:59:11.000 I'm trans.

00:59:12.000 No.

00:59:13.000 Don't let people spit in your face.

00:59:14.000 Look at them.

00:59:18.000 I don't care what the rules are.

00:59:20.000 Drag him out of there.

00:59:22.000 And look what he's disrupting, too.

00:59:24.000 Like 20 people.

00:59:25.000 What a piece of shit that guy is.

00:59:30.000 And look, what do we do for revenge?

00:59:32.000 We film him.

00:59:34.000 You think he's going to be humiliated?

00:59:36.000 He's a hero amongst his peers for this.

00:59:40.000 Hey, hey, why'd you hit me?

00:59:42.000 Why'd you hit me, man?

00:59:43.000 That's the culture we're in now.

00:59:44.000 Hey, that's the salt.

00:59:48.000 Oh my god, the death of fighting.

00:59:52.000 This is revenge of the nerds.

00:59:54.000 A little kid can go become an old black dude.

00:59:54.000 Look at this guy.

00:59:58.000 Get out of my way.

00:59:59.000 Get out of my way.

01:00:01.000 This is embarrassing.

01:00:05.000 The entire nation is weaker than me when I was 13.

01:00:12.000 So that guy, right, he's mad at the system for making it so easy to catch him bullshitting and suing the system.

01:00:21.000 So the snitch is mad that he got caught snitching.

01:00:24.000 And I thought this was funny.

01:00:25.000 The Daily Mail had an article about this guy who, where was it now?

01:00:30.000 This is 3.0.

01:00:34.000 More than 900 Missouri residents who snitched on lockdown rule breakers fear retaliation after their details are leaked online.

01:00:42.000 So the snitchers are pissed that they got snitched on.

01:00:46.000 And what's really ironic about the article, if you scroll down, every mention of the snitchers is erased, right?

01:00:53.000 Oh, except for that one.

01:00:55.000 Tipster Patricia.

01:00:57.000 But they cut out her last name.

01:00:58.000 But then scroll down again, a little more.

01:01:01.000 More and more.

01:01:03.000 But then the guy who snitched on the snitchsters, look, no, no, up.

01:01:07.000 Jared Tolsch with the Constitution there.

01:01:13.000 Or is that the Bill of Rights?

01:01:14.000 I always fuck those up.

01:01:16.000 The Daily Mail is happy to show him and his details.

01:01:19.000 So they're reluctant to snitch on.

01:01:22.000 They're reluctant to show snitchers.

01:01:23.000 They're reluctant to snitch on snitchers, but they're happy to snitch on people who snitch on snitchers.

01:01:29.000 And again, it's politics, right?

01:01:31.000 Because the guy exposing them was pro-Trump, so we can just throw his address out there.

01:01:34.000 That's nothing.

01:01:35.000 But the snitchers, well, they're helping us.

01:01:38.000 They're helping Biden.

01:01:41.000 All right.

01:01:41.000 I think that's enough.

01:01:43.000 Right?

01:01:44.000 I have a bunch of other shit here, but I'm blabbing on and on and on.

01:01:48.000 And without a guest or a green screen to break it up, it gets a little tedious.

01:01:52.000 Let's go to the MB.

01:01:55.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dance.

01:02:00.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:02:05.000 Let me touch it.

01:02:07.000 By the way, on my personal YouTube, I put up the truth about the SPLC.

01:02:12.000 You should go there now and send it to all your friends.

01:02:14.000 It's very thorough.

01:02:16.000 So when we say the incorporation papers, we've actually gone to, well, online, to the Montgomery, Alabama courthouse and bought the incorporation papers.

01:02:25.000 So it's rife with evidence.

01:02:29.000 Alrighty.

01:02:30.000 Got the receipt.

01:02:31.000 We got the receipts, yo.

01:02:33.000 Hell yeah.

01:02:36.000 So we, yeah, we did a video on Sunday that's up on the site, and we spent two hours going through mail, barely took a chip out of it.

01:02:44.000 And now, from Sunday afternoon till now, we have way more mail than you could handle.

01:02:51.000 We've got to figure out a solution to this.

01:02:53.000 We need a message board.

01:02:55.000 And the tech guy is working on that.

01:02:57.000 If we had a message board below, I could occasionally go in and answer questions and shit.

01:03:01.000 You know what would be fun?

01:03:02.000 Yeah, that would be easy.

01:03:04.000 But if you come up for the male subjects, you have a...

01:03:10.000 I did.

01:03:11.000 Oh, good.

01:03:12.000 But they're not perfect.

01:03:13.000 No, but it's always important.

01:03:15.000 And it really lends credence to your point when you start grooming your hair right before you say anything.

01:03:21.000 It doesn't make you look like a completely useless homo.

01:03:25.000 Who called his apartment the fag zone?

01:03:27.000 Well, I never actually called it the fag zone.

01:03:29.000 But if you had categories for the mailbag, like suggestion, song thing, video, and the subject.

01:03:38.000 How does that help?

01:03:39.000 So that way we could look through it instead of go just from the top of the barrel.

01:03:42.000 But how does it help us sort through it?

01:03:45.000 Because then we could see like, oh, that's that category.

01:03:47.000 Yeah, but how does knowing the categories solve the volume problem?

01:03:50.000 It doesn't, but you could scroll through.

01:03:52.000 So that's the only problem is the sheer volume.

01:03:55.000 You know, it's a way of documenting what is this amount of time.

01:03:58.000 Why are we documenting a volume problem?

01:04:01.000 That's like we can't get into.

01:04:02.000 We have to shovel a pile of dirt that's 400 cubic meters.

01:04:07.000 And then you say, well, one way we could shovel all this dirt is to put it in four different categories of 100 cubic meters.

01:04:13.000 That doesn't help.

01:04:13.000 Well, that's like saying that flagging these doesn't help because it's just a way to visually categorize.

01:04:18.000 No, I used to flag the shitty ones.

01:04:21.000 Right.

01:04:22.000 But if you categorize, say, songs or suggestions, I still have to go through them.

01:04:27.000 You mean I should categorize suggestions and then just delete all the suggestions?

01:04:31.000 No, no, no.

01:04:32.000 Because if you're scrolling.

01:04:32.000 Well, then you're not helping the volume problem.

01:04:34.000 No, but you're helping address, you're referencing the volume.

01:04:38.000 You're saying, you know what, that's a song thing.

01:04:39.000 We don't need that.

01:04:40.000 That's a suggestion.

01:04:41.000 You could scroll through.

01:04:42.000 But I do check the song things and the suggestion things.

01:04:45.000 You're implying that there's a type of letter we never look at, like a suggestion.

01:04:48.000 We read all the suggestions.

01:04:50.000 I'm suggesting we don't go just from the top.

01:04:52.000 We just go like from the last.

01:04:54.000 Why?

01:04:55.000 Because, you know, because then you can look through.

01:04:57.000 It's like a screener, like a call screener.

01:04:59.000 No, you keep repeating The same thing, but you don't have an answer.

01:05:02.000 Why?

01:05:03.000 Like, let's, hey, Gavin, when you're going through your notes, put them all like this.

01:05:06.000 Oh, because they'll be separate.

01:05:06.000 Why?

01:05:08.000 Yeah, but why?

01:05:09.000 Oh, because you'll have one here, one here, and one here.

01:05:11.000 Yeah, but why?

01:05:12.000 Oh, so when you're going through them, you can see that's the first page, that's the second page, that's the third page.

01:05:16.000 Yeah, but why?

01:05:16.000 I think they'll be separate.

01:05:18.000 I think I'm suggesting that we don't just read from the, in order.

01:05:21.000 Why?

01:05:22.000 So we could get a better...

01:05:27.000 Because you're reading just whatever you got from the top.

01:05:34.000 Because it helps you screen and you say, that's not interesting.

01:05:37.000 It doesn't help you screen.

01:05:39.000 It's just categorizing them.

01:05:41.000 I read all the song ones.

01:05:42.000 I read all the suggestion ones.

01:05:44.000 Yeah, but maybe you shouldn't read them all in order.

01:05:46.000 Because you just read from the top.

01:05:47.000 You're like, this one's new.

01:05:49.000 Can you people at home believe what I go through?

01:05:51.000 I'm just saying you read all of them.

01:05:53.000 Why don't you just read the subject and say that?

01:05:55.000 Here's what you're trying to say, you fucking brain-dead salamander.

01:05:59.000 You should go through them all and get rid of the shit ones before you read the show.

01:06:05.000 That category makes sense.

01:06:06.000 Now I've taken away the volume because to go back to my dirt analogy, go through the dirt and put the dirt that doesn't need to be shoveled over there.

01:06:14.000 Now you can shovel all this dirt, and you're only doing the dirt that needs to be shoveled.

01:06:17.000 But to put it in categories and still keep shoveling it...

01:06:29.000 MLB accordions and man children.

01:06:31.000 I have a main question and two throy questions.

01:06:34.000 Thanks for telling me all about your imminent questions.

01:06:37.000 Feel free to answer or not answer any of them.

01:06:40.000 Wow.

01:06:42.000 I feel like Braveheart here.

01:06:44.000 Freedom!

01:06:45.000 I'm going to try to get into MLB when this season eventually starts, but I'm having trouble picking a team to follow.

01:06:50.000 I grew up in Philly's country, moved to Houston two years ago, grew up near Mike Trout from the Angels, so I have a decent connection with all.

01:06:56.000 If you live in Houston, you should be with the Astros.

01:06:59.000 I find it hard to pick the Astros because they win a lot.

01:07:02.000 It seems like bandwagon hopping.

01:07:04.000 No, they're persona non grata after cheating.

01:07:07.000 So they're actually kind of underdogs again.

01:07:10.000 People throw shit at them and boo them when they come out on the field.

01:07:13.000 In your opinion, what is the best use of an accordion of punk song?

01:07:16.000 Okay, so that's enough of that.

01:07:21.000 Gavin, I love my Gavin and Baby Ryan sticker.

01:07:24.000 It's obviously very high quality, but $10 for a single sticker?

01:07:28.000 A little steep there, guys.

01:07:30.000 I don't think you get a single sticker.

01:07:32.000 I think you get a whole container of stickers.

01:07:35.000 And shipping stickers is expensive because they're heavy.

01:07:39.000 But if, I'll double check that, but if it's $10 for one sticker, we will definitely change that.

01:07:44.000 This is from Scotty.

01:07:46.000 I got in trouble and got fired over the weekend.

01:07:49.000 Congratulations.

01:07:51.000 So I get on a Zoom meeting with one of my supervisors and about four of the ugliest, fattest, multicolor-haired snowflake SJWs on earth.

01:07:59.000 As I get on, I open my phone and 3452 begins playing from GML Live episode 45.

01:08:05.000 I think you've sent us this before.

01:08:07.000 And all everyone hears is you saying, he's not ambitious.

01:08:11.000 He just fucks this fat bitch.

01:08:14.000 I bet he eats her out every seven blowjobs.

01:08:16.000 It's supposed to be two blowjobs for every pussy lick.

01:08:20.000 No, his Instagram's pretty barren, too.

01:08:22.000 He's not ambitious.

01:08:25.000 He just fucks this fat bitch.

01:08:28.000 Oh, we're talking about David Shortel.

01:08:30.000 A legend.

01:08:30.000 I bet he's not even ambitious about that.

01:08:32.000 I bet he eats her out for every seven blowjobs.

01:08:36.000 All right, that's enough.

01:08:37.000 The look of horror on these bitches' faces was priceless.

01:08:41.000 By the way, was that sexist what I was saying?

01:08:44.000 No.

01:08:44.000 I was calling a guy in a relationship a lazy piece of shit.

01:08:47.000 Because he doesn't eat her out enough.

01:08:48.000 And I was saying that she's the dominant one in the relationship and criticizing him for being so weak.

01:08:53.000 So it was kind of a feminist rant.

01:08:55.000 And not cunalinging her enough, in fact.

01:09:00.000 Yeah, that's another good point.

01:09:01.000 Yeah.

01:09:03.000 No, sorry, that is a good point.

01:09:05.000 That was too much of indecence.

01:09:07.000 The look of horror on these bitches' faces was priceless.

01:09:09.000 Needless to say, I got in trouble and got fired.

01:09:11.000 Not really.

01:09:12.000 I was just asked to join a different supervision group because the ladies were offended and now uncomfortable.

01:09:16.000 See, that's a good example of when I say get fired.

01:09:20.000 Like, we're going to make some mistakes here, okay, when we're on these Zoom meetings.

01:09:23.000 You're going to hear a rude podcast.

01:09:25.000 What if he had on like a Louis C.K. record or even an Eddie Murphy record where Mr. T is fucking that guy up the butt?

01:09:35.000 Sorry, I didn't mean for you to hear that.

01:09:37.000 I remember years ago, there was a guy in a plane who had porn appear on his iPad, and the woman next to him went nuts, and she was like, wah!

01:09:46.000 And he got rid of it immediately, but it was on his iPad.

01:09:49.000 He didn't mean for her to see it, and she started trying to get the whole plane together with him.

01:09:53.000 And the whole plane just said, ah, shut up.

01:09:55.000 For fuck's sake, just calm down.

01:09:58.000 It was an accident.

01:10:01.000 And that's how the society should be about this guy.

01:10:05.000 So if you are getting fired for something that stupid, good.

01:10:08.000 Then people will say, why are we getting fired for this shit?

01:10:13.000 Hey, Ryguy and Gav.

01:10:16.000 Quite possibly the funniest and worst thing that happened to me on Friday.

01:10:20.000 Sorry for the length, but the little details make this story funny.

01:10:22.000 A la Larry Day.

01:10:23.000 Oh, sorry.

01:10:24.000 You know what's weird about this list letter?

01:10:26.000 Those first sentences were white text on a white background, and I only saw them because I accidentally glued it.

01:10:36.000 All right, so that's that.

01:10:38.000 We're getting them live as they come in.

01:10:42.000 This is a guy called Exotic Cars.

01:10:45.000 Hey, fags, check out this video my ring camera caught last night.

01:10:48.000 I can't explain it.

01:10:51.000 This better be good.

01:10:52.000 That's a person walking.

01:11:00.000 And the trailing is because of the frame rate.

01:11:02.000 Oh, wait, they disappear.

01:11:04.000 here.

01:11:06.000 All right, that's pretty good.

01:11:07.000 Wait, what the fuck?

01:11:15.000 Well, how do you know any of this is true, though?

01:11:18.000 You know?

01:11:19.000 Dear Guy, remind you, have you ever heard of the sensational Alex Harvey band, their early 70s rock theatrical type thing from Glasgow?

01:11:25.000 If not, I'd recommend checking them out.

01:11:26.000 I suggest Hot City Symphony, Man in the Jar.

01:11:28.000 All right, we'll check out the sensational Alex Harvey band.

01:11:32.000 Last train to Glasgow Central.

01:11:37.000 Hey, this is from Alfie.

01:11:38.000 Can we agree that British people have the same temper in fighting need as Irish people?

01:11:42.000 In my area, Southampton, if you know where that is, there are fights every day.

01:11:46.000 Also, as an Englishman, why isn't there pride being a decent sorry, why isn't there pride being a descendant of English like there is if they were Scottish or Irish?

01:11:55.000 Over 25% of Canada is of English descent, and their St. George's Day there is like St. Patrick's.

01:12:01.000 Don't know, it just pisses me off in a way.

01:12:03.000 Yeah, I'll tell you why.

01:12:05.000 St. Andrew's Day and being proud of being English isn't as popular as being Irish or Scottish.

01:12:10.000 Because the English won.

01:12:12.000 And you're not allowed to gloat if you won.

01:12:15.000 So the Scots, and it's the bigotry of low expectations.

01:12:18.000 The Scots won, so we go, yay, Scotland, you did it.

01:12:22.000 Braveheart, yeah.

01:12:24.000 And the Irish lost, so we go, yay, Ireland, you're Irish.

01:12:28.000 Tapa de Marnen.

01:12:29.000 The English are seen as white supremacists.

01:12:31.000 Exact same thing with being white.

01:12:33.000 You can be a proud Armenian because you're a loser.

01:12:36.000 You can be a proud Turk.

01:12:37.000 I know I'm calling Scots people losers, but you get the point.

01:12:40.000 You can't be proud if you're the winner.

01:12:42.000 And I don't know why.

01:12:46.000 And by the way, speaking of get fired, you should go nuts.

01:12:49.000 I saw a guy, I think he was, he had his home vandalized for having a St. Andrew's flag on St. Andrew's Day.

01:12:56.000 No, that's Scotland.

01:12:57.000 What's the King George, the cross?

01:13:00.000 The Red Cross thing in McDougal.

01:13:03.000 Nick, I got him.

01:13:04.000 I was just watching an older show, No Pain, No Rogan.

01:13:07.000 It was the episode with the Jewish kid that becomes trans.

01:13:09.000 Jazz Jennings.

01:13:13.000 The Red Cross I was talking about.

01:13:16.000 You seem surprised, so I guess you never heard of him.

01:13:18.000 Maybe you learned more about this doctor since then, or have seen other documentaries in called The Final Member.

01:13:23.000 It is pure gold.

01:13:25.000 This Icelandic Penis Museum has a specimen from every species except one, human.

01:13:31.000 There is an old Icelandic legend and a deranged, short-sighted American competing for the honor.

01:13:35.000 While the Icelandic legend is about to die, the deranged American wants to remove it.

01:13:40.000 And his doctor is the very same trans doctor.

01:13:43.000 There are two under two-minute clips.

01:13:46.000 So he's talking about the doctor that made Jazz Jennings' vagina, which was horrific.

01:13:51.000 And apparently this doctor, why weren't you reading along with the...

01:13:55.000 Is trying to get his penis put in this penis museum.

01:14:01.000 Rats, pigs, horses, rams, bulls, reindeer, polar bears, seals, walrus, minky whales, killer whales.

01:14:08.000 I've been collecting for...

01:14:09.000 You know it'd be cool if they had a fly's penis.

01:14:11.000 You ever see a fly's penis?

01:14:16.000 Ryan, you're showing us searching.

01:14:20.000 Oh, Ryan, what the fuck are you doing?

01:14:22.000 I typed in the fly penis.

01:14:24.000 Yeah, but go back to the video.

01:14:26.000 You do your searching on your own.

01:14:27.000 You don't show people.

01:14:28.000 What if kiddie porn comes up?

01:14:32.000 I don't know.

01:14:33.000 I'm Tom Mitchell, and I've decided to donate my penis to the only penis museum in the world before I die.

01:14:41.000 Go ahead.

01:14:42.000 It's very important to me that Elmo be the first human specimen in your museum.

01:14:48.000 I decided to remove my genitals completely.

01:14:52.000 Oh, that's the doctor.

01:14:58.000 When visitors walked into the penis museum in Iceland and they first set eyes on Elmo, you have stars and stripes on your penis.

01:15:06.000 I'd like them to know that the largest and best one came from the States.

01:15:11.000 He was driving me crazy.

01:15:13.000 I've always had a dream of fame and fortune for Elmo.

01:15:17.000 Vladison is a famous guy in Iceland.

01:15:20.000 That would be a preference to the Icelander.

01:15:25.000 It kind of pisses me off.

01:15:27.000 So the trans doctor is not trying to do it.

01:15:30.000 The trans doctor is happy to do the operation that removes the penis.

01:15:35.000 This person's a genital mutilator.

01:15:38.000 It's not spreading joy.

01:15:45.000 Fellas, here's another one of those fucking COVID-19 videos similar to the Imagine video.

01:15:50.000 Chicks kicking ass, so hot.

01:15:52.000 I want to fuck you with the lights on.

01:15:53.000 I want to make a little bit more of a light on the light.

01:16:00.000 What have you got here?

01:16:01.000 Photos.

01:16:02.000 Here we go.

01:16:05.000 I'm so bored.

01:16:08.000 I just want to play with my friends.

01:16:10.000 Friends?

01:16:15.000 I can't play with my friends.

01:16:20.000 What?

01:16:20.000 The head snows on?

01:16:26.000 Wait, your roller getting on the beach?

01:16:32.000 I can take all of those punches right dead on the nose.

01:16:38.000 Cornball.

01:16:38.000 Yeah, I saw that a long time ago.

01:16:40.000 Thanks, dude.

01:16:41.000 This is from Max.

01:16:42.000 Hey, Ryan Gabb, I came across this photo of you, and I'm curious when it was taken.

01:16:46.000 It's definitely revealing the absence of your chin.

01:16:50.000 Love the show.

01:16:50.000 Want to smother you with my inner lips.

01:16:52.000 That's not very nice.

01:16:53.000 That's kind of mean.

01:16:55.000 And then he features an unattractive person.

01:16:58.000 That's Avery.

01:16:59.000 Much chubbier than me.

01:17:00.000 That's the to make a murderer guy.

01:17:02.000 Making a murderer.

01:17:10.000 Hey, Gavin, Ryan.

01:17:11.000 The name's Max Bumfrey.

01:17:12.000 Say my last name.

01:17:13.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:17:14.000 Holy fuck, you're retarded.

01:17:15.000 Did you honestly think a spider would survive absorbing an alcoholic q-tip larger than itself and not die from alcohol poisoning?

01:17:22.000 Okay.

01:17:26.000 Dave.

01:17:27.000 Hello.

01:17:27.000 I'm sure you've covered what you think about vaccines, but I can't recall.

01:17:30.000 My eight-month-old boy just had his fourth round, and every time he gets them, I get a little more concerned.

01:17:36.000 I don't think they're all bad, but I also don't think they're all good.

01:17:39.000 It's a tough one because thinking someone hurting my boy makes me want to murder that person.

01:17:44.000 Yeah, it's a tough position we're in, right?

01:17:46.000 Lose, lose.

01:17:47.000 You don't vaccinate your child at all, and they get polio or what was the thing?

01:17:53.000 There was a resurgence of some ancient disease in Hipster, Brooklyn, whatever, measles, whatever.

01:18:01.000 And then you do vaccinate them and they get autism.

01:18:05.000 Who couldn't we trust?

01:18:07.000 That's one of the good things about this epidemic is we've learned how little we can trust authority.

01:18:13.000 This better be good.

01:18:15.000 This is from a guy named Reagan.

01:18:16.000 It's a video of him when he was in high school, and he was apparently a piece of shit.

01:18:24.000 Wait, that's not.

01:18:27.000 It's a video.

01:18:28.000 I need to get 20 from where's it?

01:18:33.000 We just put a order in the mailbox.

01:18:35.000 Tony, not there.

01:18:40.000 Oh my God!

01:18:40.000 Wow.

01:18:42.000 That was okay.

01:18:46.000 All right, we're skipping down a few.

01:18:48.000 I've read some of these in advance, and they're boring.

01:18:52.000 Hey, Ganner Ryan, I wondered who both your day-to-day historical heroes are and what allured you to them.

01:18:58.000 Let's hear Ryan.

01:18:59.000 Who's your historical heroes?

01:19:02.000 Historical.

01:19:04.000 Yeah, go through all your knowledge of history.

01:19:07.000 Historical.

01:19:09.000 Paul from the Bible.

01:19:11.000 Paul from the Bible.

01:19:13.000 Yeah, who was stranded on Malta.

01:19:18.000 And Bob Dylan?

01:19:21.000 My heroes are that white guy in Britain who ended slavery, started a slave rebellion.

01:19:29.000 The serfs, S-E-R-F-S, had a rebellion.

01:19:32.000 What the fuck was his name?

01:19:34.000 He had a very white-sounding name.

01:19:39.000 Serf rebellion.

01:19:40.000 No, it was in Britain.

01:19:42.000 And then the other guy, what is his name?

01:19:43.000 Charles Meltaire, who started the Crusades and got the Christians to fight against the Muslims.

01:19:53.000 Built the butcher for fighting corruption and an onslaught of garbage immigrants.

01:20:01.000 Who else do I like from the past?

01:20:03.000 John What's his name from Leadhill Skolin who put the steam engine on its side and started the whole idea of factory production?

01:20:14.000 The list goes on.

01:20:16.000 St. Patrick, but that's what's so great about that reading list.

01:20:20.000 It'll give you a plethora of heroes in a world where the West are the villains.

01:20:27.000 And as Pat Buchanan's Death of the West explains, which is on that list, though the West were among many villains, yeah, that's his name, Walt Tyler.

01:20:37.000 Wat Tyler.

01:20:38.000 Wat Tyler.

01:20:39.000 I always want to go to some slavery thing with a Wat Tyler sign.

01:20:43.000 I'd be like, Wat Tyler.

01:20:44.000 Hey, guys.

01:20:45.000 Slavery.

01:20:46.000 Yeah, Wat Tyler.

01:20:50.000 And he said, though the West was among many villains, the West was the only hero, for it alone abolished slavery.

01:21:00.000 All right, are we running out of time here?

01:21:01.000 Are we losing momentum?

01:21:03.000 Is this still a good show?

01:21:04.000 Hey, Gavin, your merch sucks.

01:21:06.000 Okay, that's from a guy named Josh.

01:21:08.000 We got more merch coming out very soon.

01:21:10.000 More mooch.

01:21:11.000 More mooch.

01:21:14.000 Okay, this is from Mike.

01:21:16.000 Hey, guys, looking for advice if this was racist of me or not.

01:21:19.000 Some people said it was.

01:21:20.000 I needed to hire a new worker to start receiving resumes.

01:21:25.000 I came across a resume of a guy who had a very Muslim name.

01:21:27.000 I called him, we chatted, and I could tell he was fresh off the boat.

01:21:30.000 I told him I would be in touch after chatting for a bit.

01:21:32.000 I work with two Jews.

01:21:34.000 One's family came here after the Holocaust, and the other was born in Israel and came here about 10 years ago.

01:21:39.000 He fought in the Israeli army and told me horror stories about fighting the Palestinians and how it is true they throw gays off buildings there.

01:21:46.000 To avoid them being uncomfortable or getting upset with the new hire, I chose not to hire the guy out of respect for them.

01:21:53.000 I told a friend this and he said it was a racist act.

01:21:56.000 I thought it was more like building a sports team and having the right players on the field.

01:22:00.000 I ended up hiring a Jamaican guy and it's working out well.

01:22:03.000 Before the lockdown, we would go smash pints after work.

01:22:06.000 Didn't know Jamaicans love their pints as much as I do.

01:22:08.000 Yeah, it's a British Commonwealth.

01:22:10.000 Thoughts on whether I am racist or not?

01:22:13.000 Well, first of all, Islam is not a race.

01:22:16.000 And Jews are tolerant of Christians.

01:22:22.000 Hurdus, Hurdus, oh my God, my brain's just gone blank.

01:22:28.000 Muslims?

01:22:29.000 Hindus.

01:22:30.000 Hindus.

01:22:30.000 Hindus are tolerant of other cultures.

01:22:33.000 Muslims tend to be disproportionately intolerant.

01:22:39.000 So I would say that you don't hire him, but not because you're scared of the Jews being offended.

01:22:45.000 You're scared of him being offensive and threatening them or refusing to sit next to them or other dumb pains in the ass, not wanting a BLT that day.

01:22:54.000 I guess am I saying don't hire Muslims?

01:22:57.000 I'm saying you should know them a lot better.

01:22:59.000 But if you can only go from a name and a quick phone call, you have to go by the patterns.

01:23:05.000 And the patterns are they cause trouble.

01:23:09.000 Ideally, you would get to know this sweet Muslim man and see if he's a good Muslim man that would be kind to your Jewish friends.

01:23:17.000 But if you don't have time, you got to work with what you have.

01:23:22.000 And if that gets you in trouble, fine.

01:23:25.000 Get fired.

01:23:26.000 Get in trouble.

01:23:27.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 04, 2020

S02E158 - LIBERAL FAILS [2020-05-04 - S02E158 - LIBERAL FAILS]

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