Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 05, 2020


S02E159 - KING ARTHUR'S BLACK [2020-05-05 - S02E159 - KING ARTHUR'S BLACK]


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 33 minutes

Words per Minute

166.84106

Word Count

15,519

Sentence Count

1,492

Misogynist Sentences

83

Hate Speech Sentences

124


Summary

The 500 is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. Hosted by John Rocha ( ) and Matt Knost ( ), and produced by Ryan Henderson ( ) from Native Creative. This episode features music from Minor Threat, Black Sabbath, and Black Sabbath.


Transcript

00:00:48.000 Great band from Washington, D.C., the Discord scene of the mid-80s, post the initial did, sorry, hardcore scene of the early 80s.
00:00:58.000 There was sort of a post-hardcore scene that Ian Mackay and Discord Records were an integral part of because everyone in D.C. was rich.
00:01:07.000 There's a huge contingent of punk rock that is rich kids.
00:01:11.000 Penny Rimbaugh of Krass grew up rich, went to private school.
00:01:15.000 Joe Strummer of The Clash grew up rich, went to private school.
00:01:19.000 Ian Mackay of Minor Threat Discord grew up rich.
00:01:23.000 They're all politicians.
00:01:25.000 I've said this a million times, but when you have beautiful photos of HR diving into the crowd, that's because the guy who took the picture has a dark room.
00:01:34.000 So people think, oh, London, New York, and D.C. were just so seminal in the rebellious music scene.
00:01:43.000 No, they just documented it best.
00:01:46.000 Philly had an incredible punk scene and hardcore scene, but no one had any money.
00:01:50.000 So you don't have beautiful photographs of it.
00:01:53.000 In fact, my little hardcore scene in Ottawa, Canada wasn't that consequential, but it's disproportionately represented in history because of Sean Scallon had all these excellent photographs of it.
00:02:08.000 Why would you look up Ottawa for that, you fucking retard?
00:02:12.000 Ottawa, Canada hardcore scene.
00:02:14.000 Oh, I thought you just looked up Ottawa.
00:02:18.000 Anyway, we have a boring and repetitive show for you today.
00:02:22.000 That's why I said that's why I played that repetitive song.
00:02:28.000 Great band, Gray Matter, though, and that's their hit.
00:02:30.000 They were in high school, I think, when they made that.
00:02:33.000 But yeah, they made King Arthur black.
00:02:39.000 And no one gives a shit.
00:02:41.000 And I give a shit.
00:02:43.000 But not because I give a shit that a black guy's playing King Arthur.
00:02:47.000 That bothers me like 3%.
00:02:49.000 What bothers me is if the reverse were to happen, blacks and mostly whites, actually.
00:02:55.000 Race is a white thing.
00:02:57.000 This whole discussion on what's racist, what's not racist, it's a white thing.
00:03:01.000 And when blacks do it, they're parroting a white culture.
00:03:05.000 Like the Redskins with Indians.
00:03:07.000 I've known Indians my whole life.
00:03:08.000 You talked to Indians a long time ago, like 2001, about Redskins.
00:03:12.000 They didn't give a shit.
00:03:13.000 Then whites told them, no, no, no, grievance culture, it's a thing.
00:03:16.000 You should really do it.
00:03:17.000 It's profitable.
00:03:18.000 You can get a job.
00:03:19.000 You can get a gig.
00:03:20.000 You can be a consultant.
00:03:22.000 You can get money.
00:03:23.000 Oh, okay.
00:03:24.000 Yeah, I'm offended.
00:03:25.000 I hate it.
00:03:26.000 It's indicative of systemic racism.
00:03:29.000 They teach them some stupid white words.
00:03:33.000 But yeah, if you were to ever make Martin Luther King white, imagine you had a white guy who looked exactly like Martin Luther King and they browned him up a bit and he did a perfect MLK.
00:03:46.000 There'd be riots in the streets.
00:03:47.000 But King Arthur can be black.
00:03:49.000 So it's the double standard that pisses me off because it's not egalitarian and I'm a non-racist.
00:03:55.000 So when you throw blacks breadcrumbs like they're beneath you, I get pissed off.
00:04:01.000 But before we get to that, we usually do fun banter and Ryan and I pretend we like each other.
00:04:08.000 Yes.
00:04:09.000 You are so great.
00:04:11.000 And you're awesome.
00:04:15.000 What's that brown thing?
00:04:18.000 It's me.
00:04:19.000 It's Ryan.
00:04:20.000 Oh, it's my arm.
00:04:24.000 I saw this piece of brown leather swiveling.
00:04:26.000 I'm like, what the fuck is that?
00:04:28.000 Brown leather.
00:04:29.000 Yeah, we were talking today about a new studio.
00:04:32.000 And I think we can afford it.
00:04:33.000 I think this year has been profitable.
00:04:35.000 And I had a great idea for a theme.
00:04:38.000 I watched Escape from New York last night, which holds up.
00:04:42.000 I think it was made in 1987.
00:04:44.000 It doesn't look corny.
00:04:46.000 In fact, it looks fucking cool.
00:04:47.000 And I would like to make our new office not like Manhattan in that movie because there's nothing there.
00:04:54.000 It's like Detroit today.
00:04:55.000 But the like control rooms where they monitor the prison with their digital...
00:05:05.000 The graphics are fucking awesome.
00:05:07.000 Even when they're flying over New York with a helicopter when it's abandoned, it's clearly a painting.
00:05:12.000 Yeah, that bald guy.
00:05:15.000 Well, you can't really see it there.
00:05:17.000 And he's not in the control room.
00:05:18.000 Sorry.
00:05:19.000 Oh, that's the watch he wears.
00:05:21.000 Wouldn't it be cool if we had a clock like that behind us showing the time for the live show?
00:05:28.000 Thursday night show.
00:05:28.000 But they don't have escape...
00:05:32.000 You have to put escape from New York in quotes.
00:05:34.000 And now you have to go...
00:05:38.000 Escape from New York in quotes.
00:05:40.000 And then you do control room.
00:05:43.000 See, you can see that above me.
00:05:45.000 That's clearly a painting, but it's classy.
00:05:47.000 And it doesn't look corny.
00:05:50.000 What do we got here?
00:05:54.000 The computers were really cool, too.
00:05:55.000 I want to just get these big standing 1970s computers with the little lights going beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep bewoop beep.
00:06:03.000 I think I might have taken a picture of them.
00:06:05.000 You should have seen this guy's fucking phone.
00:06:11.000 Well, that was the cool graphics, but that would be an awesome theme.
00:06:14.000 Yeah, I think I have one here, but you can't really see the control room.
00:06:17.000 You can just see his giant phone.
00:06:19.000 Dude, there's a scene where the plane crashes in.
00:06:22.000 Oh, here's it.
00:06:22.000 Here it is.
00:06:24.000 Shall I email this to you?
00:06:26.000 There's a scene at the beginning where the president is an Air Force One and they're crashing into the World Trade Center.
00:06:35.000 Escape from New York.
00:06:37.000 And you see it, you see it.
00:06:40.000 You see that they don't hit the Trade Center.
00:06:42.000 They hit a plane next to it.
00:06:43.000 But I got video of that too.
00:06:45.000 That was a disturbing.
00:06:48.000 It's a POV of crashing into the World Trade Center.
00:06:52.000 So after we watch it, my daughter goes, 13-year-old girl goes, I don't understand that.
00:06:57.000 And I go, what did you not understand?
00:06:59.000 She goes, what was going on there?
00:07:01.000 And I go, okay, there's two separate things.
00:07:05.000 One, oh shit, this is too big to send to you.
00:07:09.000 There you go.
00:07:11.000 No, no, no.
00:07:11.000 The movie, you fucking retard.
00:07:14.000 Your Bluetooth is off, and I can't.
00:07:16.000 Let me try texting it.
00:07:19.000 Sometimes that works.
00:07:21.000 Yeah, that's what I want a new office to look like.
00:07:24.000 Tracer test confirmed at 20 hours The scene that I'm showing right now?
00:07:27.000 17 minutes, 50 seconds.
00:07:30.000 Wouldn't that be awesome?
00:07:31.000 Hell yeah.
00:07:33.000 Okay, I texted it to you.
00:07:34.000 Will that help?
00:07:35.000 Nope.
00:07:36.000 Why not?
00:07:37.000 I could just retransfer it to myself?
00:07:41.000 So, yes, it will help.
00:07:44.000 Right?
00:07:45.000 Sure.
00:07:46.000 Are you being weird?
00:07:47.000 Stop.
00:07:48.000 Oh.
00:07:49.000 Yeah, that's what we need.
00:07:51.000 We need to make our office like that.
00:07:53.000 Or not that.
00:07:54.000 That.
00:07:55.000 That's pretty cool.
00:07:57.000 Wouldn't that be awesome?
00:07:58.000 Like 1980s looking?
00:07:59.000 Or just 90s?
00:08:00.000 We'll just get a bunch of, you know what would be cool?
00:08:01.000 Just get a bunch of monitors, like old 80s monitors, and they could have anything on them, just the news, anything.
00:08:10.000 I want to have lots of big, like, white panels.
00:08:13.000 Not as dim as that, though.
00:08:15.000 Very, very bright.
00:08:16.000 Lots of lights.
00:08:16.000 But anyway.
00:08:17.000 So my daughter goes, I don't get it.
00:08:18.000 I go, look.
00:08:20.000 They kidnapped the president.
00:08:22.000 They hijacked the plane.
00:08:23.000 You know what hijacking a plane means?
00:08:24.000 They take over the plane at the beginning.
00:08:27.000 They drive it into the building to kill the president.
00:08:30.000 They're not connected with the criminals.
00:08:33.000 That's a separate thing.
00:08:34.000 These are revolutionaries who hijack the plane.
00:08:36.000 They crash it into the building.
00:08:39.000 The president escapes in a pod.
00:08:41.000 Now there's a new story.
00:08:43.000 New story.
00:08:44.000 The people who live in Manhattan, Manhattan is just a giant prison, by the way.
00:08:48.000 It's the year 1997, if you can even imagine that far in the future.
00:08:52.000 And they just, Manhattan got so bad they walled it off and made it a prison of America.
00:08:57.000 Now that you don't have other prisons, which is kind of a cool idea.
00:09:01.000 And the United States Police is a police force that monitors it.
00:09:07.000 And so these criminals see the pod.
00:09:10.000 Wait, is this the whole movie?
00:09:12.000 No, just the scene here.
00:09:14.000 Oh.
00:09:14.000 The criminals see the pod.
00:09:15.000 They see it's the president.
00:09:16.000 They kidnap him and figure, we'll put him on a car and say, you better let us out of this prison or we're going to kill the president.
00:09:24.000 Got it?
00:09:25.000 And then I noticed she's not listening to me.
00:09:27.000 And I'm like, crying out fucking loud.
00:09:30.000 It was driving me crazy.
00:09:31.000 And she's like, and I go, stop, stop, listen to me.
00:09:35.000 Two separate things.
00:09:36.000 Don't get confused by the hijacking.
00:09:38.000 It has nothing to do with the movie.
00:09:40.000 The movie was all about the serendipity of having the president as a hostage that's just dropped into your lap.
00:09:48.000 They didn't know they were going to get him.
00:09:51.000 Got it?
00:09:53.000 And then she's not even in the kitchen anymore.
00:09:54.000 She's gone upstairs.
00:09:55.000 Oh, for fuck's sakes!
00:09:59.000 Very frustrating.
00:10:04.000 What are you doing now?
00:10:06.000 I mailed it to myself.
00:10:07.000 But I was trying to look up that set, and I'm not sure.
00:10:07.000 Oh, okay.
00:10:12.000 Well, I know the people at SNL who did that Star Wars sketch, Undercover Boss.
00:10:19.000 Oh, my God, this is so awesome.
00:10:22.000 What the?
00:10:23.000 Wait, that's what I just sent you?
00:10:25.000 It is, yeah.
00:10:26.000 That was the text that was too big to mail?
00:10:28.000 Go back to the beginning, though.
00:10:32.000 Wait, no.
00:10:34.000 What are you doing here?
00:10:35.000 I just emailed you.
00:10:36.000 I just emailed myself what you just sent me, and it's this long.
00:10:42.000 That's not what I sent you.
00:10:44.000 Boy, we look like fucking idiots right now.
00:10:49.000 Mine is 15 seconds, what I sent you.
00:10:51.000 I go to prepare it.
00:10:52.000 It says no.
00:10:54.000 Right.
00:10:55.000 Now I email it to myself.
00:10:56.000 It says yes.
00:10:57.000 And then it gives me a second long thing.
00:11:00.000 It says use mail drop.
00:11:00.000 I think I could figure this out.
00:11:02.000 Try sending attachment.
00:11:03.000 Why don't we just try?
00:11:05.000 Yeah.
00:11:05.000 Oh, I see what happened.
00:11:06.000 It cut you off.
00:11:08.000 So it only allowed you to see the first few seconds.
00:11:12.000 Isn't this a great TV show?
00:11:14.000 Aren't we organized?
00:11:15.000 All right, let's move on.
00:11:16.000 We'll find that later and come back to it.
00:11:19.000 Here's a thought I had.
00:11:21.000 This is one three.
00:11:25.000 We keep watching these videos, and this has become the norm now.
00:11:28.000 Something's going on, right?
00:11:30.000 Something's going wrong.
00:11:31.000 You get out your phone, you film it, and you don't touch the person.
00:11:35.000 There's no confrontation.
00:11:36.000 You don't fight the person and you say, call the police, get the police.
00:11:40.000 This is assault.
00:11:44.000 And I realized this is what Big Brother wants.
00:11:48.000 So this woman is mad, right?
00:11:50.000 That this Mexican illegal alien is selling oranges.
00:11:53.000 It's possible, by the way, that millions and millions of people have no idea there's a pandemic going on.
00:11:58.000 Isn't it?
00:11:59.000 Like, say you're an illegal Mexican.
00:12:00.000 You don't listen to the radio much.
00:12:02.000 You just sell your oranges on the side of the road and you come home and you play soccer and you watch telenovelas.
00:12:08.000 You wouldn't know there's a pandemic.
00:12:10.000 So it's possible this guy doesn't even know.
00:12:11.000 Anyway, if I was Big Brother, if I was Orwellian, if I was Soros, if I was a globalist, I'd say, all right, I want people to monitor each other.
00:12:19.000 And because I can't do it, I can't afford 9 billion cameras and they can't all catch everything.
00:12:24.000 I need a good shot when something's going wrong.
00:12:27.000 So I need the people to do this for me.
00:12:30.000 I need them to do my dirty work.
00:12:33.000 And it reminds me of something that happened 2008, I would say.
00:12:40.000 I was looking at this anarchist message board, which was sort of like Reddit today and with less pictures.
00:12:46.000 And Lisa Suck Dog was on it, Lisa Carver.
00:12:48.000 She's like from the Jim Go generation, my generation.
00:12:51.000 And we were anarchists talking about anarchy in the state and not giving them any information and all that kind of anarcho-shit.
00:12:58.000 And she said something like, you know, I'm just making this up, by the way, but she said something like, Timothy McVay said that violence breeds results.
00:13:10.000 And it's kind of hard to avoid the logic of that.
00:13:13.000 And then someone else says, Lisa, you've got your name here, people know who you are, you're making yourself vulnerable.
00:13:18.000 I wouldn't say stuff like that on this message board.
00:13:21.000 And her response was beautiful.
00:13:23.000 She said, oh, okay, so I'll police myself.
00:13:26.000 That's the way it works now.
00:13:28.000 We are so scared of Big Brother that he doesn't even have to show up for work.
00:13:32.000 Now the authorities don't need to monitor because we monitor ourselves and we self-censor.
00:13:37.000 And since she said that, things have gotten much more extreme.
00:13:41.000 Now, anything that goes wrong, anytime there's a conflict, we document it.
00:13:46.000 We don't deal with it ourselves.
00:13:48.000 We don't solve our own problems and we get police.
00:13:50.000 It's like when my kids are at school at PS-14 in Brooklyn, and they were told, if you see someone fighting, don't intervene and go and get a teacher, an authority figure.
00:14:02.000 The authority figure will handle it.
00:14:04.000 And I said, no, to my son, if you see someone hurting your sister, you punish them immediately.
00:14:13.000 You don't get an authority figure.
00:14:15.000 Like New Rochelle High School, where the guy, the coach who's brought all these black people to the NFL, saved lives.
00:14:24.000 New Rochelle is a very shitty community in Westchester.
00:14:27.000 It's mostly black.
00:14:28.000 And a lot of these kids turned to drugs, turned to gangs.
00:14:31.000 He was an excellent coach who would turn people to football, save their lives.
00:14:38.000 And he knows, and he's done this for generations, right?
00:14:41.000 I'm meaning generations of students, not he's only been alive for one generation.
00:14:46.000 And he sees his niece and he says, hey, honey, what's going on?
00:14:51.000 You seem drunk.
00:14:52.000 And she's like, fuck you, buddy.
00:14:54.000 He's white, by the way.
00:14:56.000 And so he calls the girl's mom, which I guess is his sister-in-law or something.
00:15:00.000 And so he gets fired.
00:15:01.000 I've told you this story before.
00:15:02.000 He gets fired for not letting the state handle his business with his niece.
00:15:07.000 This goes back to what we were saying last week or two weeks ago, where they say, let's be honest, the community should raise your children.
00:15:13.000 The parents don't always know what's best for their kid, which goes back to that Harvard professor who said it's somewhat authoritarian to let parents completely teach their kids.
00:15:27.000 Homeschooling is authoritarian.
00:15:29.000 You have to leave homeschooling to the authorities.
00:15:32.000 So being unauthoritarian is authoritarian.
00:15:35.000 This Orwell said this.
00:15:37.000 Remember in 1984, ignorance is strength.
00:15:39.000 War is peace.
00:15:40.000 Freedom is slavery.
00:15:42.000 Authoritarianism is anti-authoritarianism.
00:15:48.000 So, look, I know it makes for funny content on my show, but I don't want my show for controlling society.
00:15:54.000 Can we just confront people, please?
00:15:57.000 Ryan, that's not the best timing in the world while I'm talking about something else entirely.
00:16:02.000 Can we just confront people?
00:16:04.000 Like, I saw this other video, and don't try to find it, of someone in a Verizon store, and she's screaming, calling him the devil, calling this guy an asshole.
00:16:11.000 And just like, grab her shirt.
00:16:13.000 You don't have to fucking choke her.
00:16:15.000 Grab her shirt and go, come on, lady.
00:16:17.000 But I'll get sued for assault.
00:16:18.000 All right.
00:16:19.000 Get fired.
00:16:20.000 Get in trouble.
00:16:21.000 Get sued.
00:16:22.000 Go up to people.
00:16:23.000 So if some guy's selling oranges, and I don't have a problem with that, if you don't want to get corona from an orange, don't buy oranges from this guy.
00:16:30.000 So if you see some lady screaming at a guy with oranges, go, lady, what the fuck?
00:16:34.000 Just relax.
00:16:36.000 Mind your own business.
00:16:37.000 So he's selling oranges.
00:16:39.000 Aren't you more concerned with the fact that he's illegal?
00:16:42.000 But they don't do that.
00:16:43.000 They film.
00:16:45.000 They do two things that Big Brother loves.
00:16:48.000 They film and they say, I'm calling the police.
00:16:50.000 The police are on their way.
00:16:53.000 Meanwhile, the police must fucking hate this too.
00:16:55.000 They join the force to catch rapists and bad guys.
00:16:58.000 And what are they doing?
00:16:59.000 Catching Karens.
00:17:01.000 And what's the charge here, by the way?
00:17:04.000 They can't see their family.
00:17:04.000 Okay?
00:17:06.000 He's out here.
00:17:06.000 It doesn't matter.
00:17:07.000 It does matter.
00:17:08.000 He's out here canceling police.
00:17:12.000 It doesn't matter.
00:17:15.000 You're not a police officer.
00:17:16.000 You're not a police officer.
00:17:18.000 You need a police officer.
00:17:24.000 You just said the cops are coming.
00:17:26.000 That's harassing.
00:17:27.000 You need to stop harassing him.
00:17:29.000 Karen.
00:17:30.000 Karen.
00:17:30.000 This is his neighbor.
00:17:32.000 Stop harassing him.
00:17:34.000 Karen.
00:17:38.000 Hey.
00:17:38.000 Notice he's grabbing his oranges and like, I gotta get the fuck out of here.
00:17:40.000 I don't want asking any questions.
00:17:43.000 There's so many videos like this that could just be handled with a normal 80s man grabbing someone by the scruff of their shoulder and just going, get the fuck out of here.
00:17:53.000 Or in this case, you don't want to grab her, throw her anywhere.
00:17:55.000 You just go, will you shut up and leave him alone, bitch?
00:17:58.000 The fuck's your problem.
00:18:01.000 Go somewhere else.
00:18:04.000 Like when my friend, my gay friend, I cannot, this is only a faint memory and I don't remember the context, but I wish I could just brainwash myself, like hypnotize myself and get it out.
00:18:15.000 A homo buddy of mine was eating and this woman was like, you need to fuck off.
00:18:18.000 I can't remember what she was yelling at him for and he didn't know what she was mad about and he just goes, what?
00:18:23.000 Fuck off, you ugly bitch.
00:18:25.000 It was just so perfect.
00:18:27.000 It was instantaneous too.
00:18:29.000 I wonder if my wife can remember that.
00:18:33.000 Should I call her?
00:18:37.000 This is the escape from New York City.
00:18:38.000 You want to watch that?
00:18:39.000 Will you call her?
00:18:40.000 No.
00:18:40.000 I want to call her.
00:18:42.000 It doesn't take a long time to call someone.
00:18:44.000 I see.
00:18:45.000 My back kills.
00:18:54.000 Still.
00:18:55.000 Me too.
00:18:59.000 She never answers her phone.
00:19:00.000 Hi, reached Emily.
00:19:03.000 Ah, farts.
00:19:06.000 Ah, shit.
00:19:06.000 Thank you.
00:19:08.000 All right, so I got to get that out there.
00:19:10.000 And there's a fun game you can play where you look at some, you go to Twitter moments, right?
00:19:15.000 Oh, you want to look now?
00:19:16.000 We can do the whole movie here.
00:19:20.000 Oh, cool.
00:19:21.000 And I used your video, so your video did help to see the time code.
00:19:27.000 It's 1350, so it's not it.
00:19:33.000 And the video said 12.
00:19:36.000 Yeah.
00:19:38.000 Okay, it's after this, yeah.
00:19:40.000 So wait a minute.
00:19:41.000 The video said 12, and you were up in 14.
00:19:44.000 It was 12.50, so I went to 1250.
00:19:46.000 Wait, hold on, hold on, stop it.
00:19:47.000 Sure.
00:19:50.000 Hello?
00:19:51.000 Hi.
00:19:52.000 Hey, do you remember years ago some gay dude was getting confronted with some lunatic and he just looked at her?
00:19:58.000 I think he was chewing something.
00:19:59.000 He just goes, fuck off, you ugly bitch.
00:20:02.000 No, I don't.
00:20:03.000 I'm sorry.
00:20:04.000 Okay, thank you.
00:20:10.000 All right.
00:20:11.000 Go back.
00:20:12.000 1231.
00:20:14.000 So wait a minute.
00:20:14.000 So 12.10.
00:20:16.000 My timecode said 12-something and you were up in 14.
00:20:20.000 Yes.
00:20:20.000 So you fucked up.
00:20:21.000 Yeah.
00:20:22.000 Yeah.
00:20:25.000 All right, and you missed it again.
00:20:27.000 It was 12.31.
00:20:31.000 We just passed it.
00:20:32.000 Yeah, but my timecode from when I buy it on demand is not necessarily going to be the same timecode as YouTube.
00:20:39.000 So that's the pod coming out.
00:20:40.000 So you didn't show the crash.
00:20:41.000 Go back before the crash.
00:20:44.000 Yeah, it's got to be some point after this.
00:20:46.000 Oh, did they cut it out of the movie?
00:20:48.000 Oh, maybe.
00:20:51.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:20:51.000 Wow.
00:20:52.000 No, this looks promising, right?
00:20:55.000 So the plane's going.
00:20:57.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:20:57.000 Look at this.
00:20:58.000 The World Trade Center.
00:20:59.000 And you're a plane right now.
00:21:03.000 And then you go into a building.
00:21:06.000 Whoa.
00:21:07.000 Dang.
00:21:08.000 Maybe we should put that in our intro.
00:21:12.000 Holy crap.
00:21:14.000 Overlay market.
00:21:15.000 There.
00:21:15.000 Wait, go back.
00:21:16.000 That's our new studio.
00:21:16.000 Go back.
00:21:21.000 That's pretty sick.
00:21:22.000 That would be so dope.
00:21:23.000 Hell yeah.
00:21:27.000 Industrial.
00:21:29.000 Utilitarian.
00:21:31.000 So sometimes I go into a Twitter vortex and just come out going, because I'm banned now.
00:21:38.000 So you know how you're in a bubble when you're on Twitter and you see, like if I was still on Twitter, I'd be looking at Jack Pisobic, Mike Cernovich, Cassandra Fairbanks, everyone who's been on my show, Stefan Molyneux, and Scott Adams and all those dudes.
00:21:52.000 And I'd be, you know, enjoying rational people that I consider friends.
00:21:56.000 But because I have to go through this weird ghost sub-account, I see just the normal, I have to start with moments and go down a rabbit hole.
00:22:04.000 So I end up in their bubbles, just sort of floating along like a scuba diver going into these various bubbles and seeing fucking garbage.
00:22:13.000 Ryan, please leave Escape from New York and get back to this show.
00:22:18.000 Get back to your notes.
00:22:22.000 Check out 1.4.
00:22:28.000 Oh yes, this is, so I'll see something like this, right?
00:22:31.000 So here's the story.
00:22:32.000 There was a guy, you have to wear a mask.
00:22:34.000 That's actually two pictures.
00:22:35.000 It's not very clear here.
00:22:36.000 You have to wear a mask when you come in the store.
00:22:37.000 This guy's just had enough.
00:22:39.000 He's had enough of this shit.
00:22:41.000 So he wears a mask.
00:22:42.000 Fine, I'll wear your fucking mask.
00:22:44.000 And he wears a clan hood.
00:22:46.000 Oh, my.
00:22:47.000 Now that is funny, right?
00:22:50.000 You want me to wear a mask?
00:22:52.000 Fine, I'm wearing a mask.
00:22:53.000 This male was photographed in the Mission George Vaughan store.
00:22:57.000 I think that's like Santa Barbara or something.
00:22:59.000 Earlier this evening, wearing a KKK cap.
00:23:03.000 He was asked to remove it by security personnel, but not to leave the store.
00:23:08.000 Address this issue.
00:23:10.000 And we've got 10 news, NAACP.
00:23:14.000 We have to solve this problem.
00:23:15.000 We finally found a Klansman.
00:23:18.000 Finally.
00:23:20.000 Here's another photo I saw.
00:23:24.000 Imagine being so fragile.
00:23:27.000 Look at this.
00:23:27.000 Thank you for finding another picture.
00:23:29.000 And then play that gay video.
00:23:31.000 Yay, white power.
00:23:35.000 Why are all the fists white?
00:23:36.000 Put him on blast, internet.
00:23:38.000 Find out who he is.
00:23:40.000 And then Dag Savage goes, we need to find out what his name is.
00:23:45.000 So I'm just like, I can go through this for hours.
00:23:47.000 Look, he finally changed the color of his fist.
00:23:49.000 Thank God.
00:23:49.000 What does that one do?
00:23:51.000 Yeah, different fists and a woman's fist too.
00:23:55.000 Yeah, we're fighting the old man at some random supermarket who made an offensive mask joke.
00:24:03.000 Like, do they think he's serious?
00:24:06.000 I'm seriously expressing my hatred for the Negro while I buy bananas.
00:24:10.000 Oh, they responded.
00:24:12.000 Look, this was a disturbing incident for our associates and customers, and we are reviewing with our team how best to handle such an That's not good enough.
00:24:21.000 It's never good enough, right?
00:24:23.000 Khan should have immediately ticked his ass out of the store.
00:24:27.000 So glad I live in Clant.
00:24:28.000 I don't live in Clanty anymore.
00:24:31.000 I would have went to jail this weekend.
00:24:33.000 Yeah, sure you would have, Rodney.
00:24:36.000 In complete candor, I share, I was most stunned by the hubris unchecked in a public marketplace.
00:24:42.000 Yeah, the guy's had enough of all this shit.
00:24:45.000 He's not making a racist statement.
00:24:47.000 He's saying, fuck you.
00:24:48.000 It's a middle finger.
00:24:50.000 Wait, go back?
00:24:51.000 You didn't let me finish.
00:24:52.000 Maybe there was a collective application of applied restraint, but were I there, a confrontation would have occurred.
00:25:00.000 No, you would have filmed him with your phone and called the fucking police, just like Big Brother wants you to.
00:25:08.000 And the irony is you'd consider that a confrontation.
00:25:11.000 You'd say, yeah, I took care of it.
00:25:14.000 I went up to him and I said, hey, putting you on blast.
00:25:14.000 I'm no pussy.
00:25:19.000 You just got famous and the cops are on their way.
00:25:24.000 I handled it.
00:25:26.000 Son, you know, I want you to know when you were younger, I made America a better place for you because I wanted you to be safe.
00:25:34.000 So when someone said something that was offensive or put on an offensive mask, I went over and I filmed them, then tattletailed to the world, and then also called the government to take care of that wrongthink.
00:25:50.000 Pretty badass, huh?
00:25:52.000 Somebody addresses that.
00:25:53.000 Cops weren't called?
00:25:56.000 Please come quick.
00:25:56.000 This man's wearing a white hood.
00:25:57.000 Buy vegetables.
00:25:58.000 Oh, see, that's always the thing with this, too.
00:26:01.000 The first like 15, 20 comments will be pussies, and then word will get out, and you'll have other people going, Great snitching, good job.
00:26:10.000 Unsafe for them to ask him to remove this mask.
00:26:15.000 This guy does not get it.
00:26:16.000 They did ask him several times.
00:26:17.000 He eventually did the checkout counter because they implied he would not be able to purchase his groceries.
00:26:21.000 They didn't get the joke.
00:26:22.000 Another one of Trump's good people.
00:26:25.000 Oh, the way they see Trump now.
00:26:27.000 The pandemic is his fault.
00:26:29.000 He should have done more.
00:26:30.000 He should have closed the borders.
00:26:31.000 And you can imagine, say he had a time machine, right?
00:26:34.000 And he said, all right, I'm going to make zero cases of COVID.
00:26:36.000 So he closes the borders totally, shuts down the airports, like say February.
00:26:42.000 And especially Middle Eastern countries, Chinese people were quarantined.
00:26:45.000 Chinatown was ruled out.
00:26:47.000 You weren't allowed to go to Chinatown.
00:26:49.000 They had martial law.
00:26:51.000 Can you imagine the fucking complaints from the left about how he overreacted?
00:26:58.000 Anything to get him out of office, anything, including that woman who prosecuted Bill O'Reilly and said, I'm going to defend, I'm not going to help out Tara Reid, Biden, because I need Trump to lose.
00:27:11.000 Like that just says, that tweet says everything.
00:27:13.000 Did I send that to you?
00:27:15.000 It just sums up the whole fucking universe.
00:27:19.000 Where she says, yes, Tara Reid, you're right.
00:27:23.000 Everything you're saying is totally legitimate, but I can't support you because I need Trump to get out of there.
00:27:30.000 There it is.
00:27:33.000 This should be a poster.
00:27:34.000 I think what we're going to start doing in the new office is printing out these doozies, like the ones I mentioned earlier with it's authoritarian to a homeschool and the parents don't know what's best for their kids.
00:27:47.000 And this one deserves a framed picture.
00:27:49.000 We're going to copy Project Veritas and have the Hall of Shame.
00:27:53.000 I believe you, Tara Reed.
00:27:55.000 You have people who remember you told them about this decades ago.
00:27:59.000 We know he is handsy.
00:28:01.000 You're not asking for money.
00:28:02.000 You've obviously struggled mightily with this.
00:28:05.000 However, despite the truth, I still have to fight Trump, so I will support Joe.
00:28:13.000 But I believe you, and I'm sorry.
00:28:15.000 See, the other huge thing about this is she's not quietly saying this to her, whispering it to her at a birthday party.
00:28:22.000 She's saying, hey, everyone, Tara Reed is right.
00:28:27.000 We shouldn't be hypocritical.
00:28:28.000 But hey, everyone, let's ignore this particular rape.
00:28:32.000 In other words, we don't see rape as something that should be prosecuted because a woman was assaulted.
00:28:40.000 We see rape as a political weapon.
00:28:43.000 She just admitted it.
00:28:45.000 We use it against Trump.
00:28:46.000 We use it against Kavanaugh.
00:28:48.000 We will not use it against Biden.
00:28:50.000 Got it?
00:28:52.000 Okay.
00:28:53.000 I guess I appreciate your candor, my dear.
00:28:58.000 Also in the Twitter hole.
00:29:01.000 Also in the Twitter hole, I saw this thing, 1.5.
00:29:01.000 Yeah.
00:29:05.000 Apparently there's a school that just can't afford bullshit classes like African American studies and gender studies.
00:29:11.000 Is that the tweet?
00:29:13.000 Yeah.
00:29:14.000 And so all these white liberals are pissed off that blacks won't be studying African American studies.
00:29:19.000 Do we need African American studies departments in 2020?
00:29:22.000 Yes, we do more than ever.
00:29:24.000 Because America is more racist than ever, by the way.
00:29:27.000 We live deep in the legacy of slavery every day.
00:29:30.000 Yeah, because you put us there.
00:29:32.000 Because you teachers grammed my daughter's nose into half a century ago and sorry, 400 years ago, too.
00:29:40.000 And it is painfully clear that we need a greater understanding of the African American experience.
00:29:45.000 And then he fucking patronizes us all with a Black Lives Matter hashtag and some fucking dots.
00:29:51.000 And now the fun part with things like this is you go into the thread and you see other people commenting on it.
00:30:00.000 View replies hit the tweet, the author is hidden.
00:30:03.000 I didn't know you could do that.
00:30:04.000 You can hide replies.
00:30:05.000 Go up.
00:30:07.000 View replies.
00:30:14.000 Anything valuable those departments provide can more than adequately be covered by sociology and anthropology.
00:30:20.000 It was racist in the first place to assume the study.
00:30:22.000 So these are all the ones he's hidden.
00:30:24.000 LMAO, good riddance, go down.
00:30:29.000 So you can spend hours watching these people, but go back.
00:30:32.000 Yeah, so that's all sane people, but let's get away from the hidden ones because I know those opinions.
00:30:39.000 Look at Tyus D. Williams.
00:30:41.000 African American studies department certainly would be helpful, but we also need an entire reformation on how we teach K through 12 history in public education systems.
00:30:50.000 So let's get more slavery in like kindergarten.
00:30:53.000 And even though, what are you doing?
00:30:55.000 And even though private school, that's where a lot of these education, where the systemic ideals are continually being overshadowed.
00:31:02.000 Indeed, he says to a little kid.
00:31:03.000 And click on that little kid, by the way.
00:31:05.000 I was going to make this a green screen, Tyus D. Williams.
00:31:09.000 What's his first thing?
00:31:11.000 Carnivore ecologist.
00:31:12.000 No, no, go down.
00:31:14.000 Patreon.
00:31:15.000 Please give me money.
00:31:18.000 The left is obsessed with self-charity.
00:31:22.000 That's their big thing.
00:31:24.000 And what's 1-6?
00:31:33.000 I forgot this tweet.
00:31:34.000 Oh, yeah, this was also amazing.
00:31:36.000 But wait, before we get to that, I want to jump ahead to African American studies.
00:31:42.000 Everyone loves African American studies, but they've never looked them up.
00:31:45.000 They've never seen the dissertations.
00:31:47.000 They just like the concept.
00:31:49.000 This is what they always say about blacks, and I'm sorry this episode is so blacky.
00:31:55.000 The whites love blacks in theory.
00:31:58.000 Oh, sorry, northern whites love blacks in theory, but not in practice.
00:32:02.000 Southern whites like blacks in practice, but not in theory.
00:32:07.000 And it sounds like the northern view of blacks is what's taking over the entire country, because it's definitely prevalent in media and academia.
00:32:13.000 So they like the concept of African American studies.
00:32:17.000 And they love seeing doctor next to a black guy's name.
00:32:20.000 But all of these dissertations that give these people their PhD, or I shouldn't say all, a massive swath of them are absolute fucking crap.
00:32:28.000 Now, Naomi Schaefer-Riley, one of my favorite writers, did a blog, a 500-word blog post.
00:32:36.000 She used to work for an education site, and it's been scrubbed from the internet.
00:32:40.000 She was fired for this, for criticizing African-American PhDs.
00:32:44.000 You can only find it on American Renaissance, which is about as controversial as it gets.
00:32:49.000 These are the only ones who haven't scrubbed it from the web.
00:32:54.000 But here's what she wrote many years ago.
00:32:59.000 That's what I would say about Ruth Hayes' dissertation, So I Could Be Easeful.
00:33:04.000 So this is an, she dared to look at some of these dissertations, and the criticism she got was, well, you didn't read the whole thing.
00:33:11.000 She's like, I'm doing a 500-word blog post.
00:33:13.000 Even the title is enough to mock.
00:33:16.000 So here's the title of an African-American PhD.
00:33:19.000 So I could be easeful, black women's authoritative knowledge on childbirth.
00:33:26.000 It began because she, quote, noticed that non-white women's experience were largely absent from natural birth literature, which led me to look into historical black midwifery.
00:33:39.000 And then Naomi says, how could we overlook the non-white experience in quote-unquote natural birth literature?
00:33:47.000 Whatever the heck that is.
00:33:48.000 It's scandalous and clearly a sign that racism is alive and well in America, not to mention academia.
00:33:54.000 And then she says, but topping the list in terms of sheer political partisanship and liberal hackery is Tasha B. Levy.
00:34:01.000 According to the Chronicle, quote, Ms. Levy is interested in examining the long tradition of black Republicanism, especially the rightward ideological shift it took in the 1980s after the election of Ronald Reagan.
00:34:12.000 Ms. Levy's dissertation argues that conservatives like Thomas Sowell, Clarence Thomas, John McWhorter, and others have played one of the most significant roles in the assault on the civil rights legacy that benefited them.
00:34:27.000 End of quotes.
00:34:28.000 The assault on civil rights, because they don't favor affirmative action and they're assaulting, because they don't support affirmative action, they're assaulting civil rights.
00:34:38.000 Because they believe there are some fundamental problems in black culture that cannot be blamed on white people, they are assaulting civil rights.
00:34:45.000 And then she ends it with, if these young scholars are the future of the discipline, I think they can just as well leave their calendars at 1963 and let some legitimate scholars find solutions to the problems of blacks in America.
00:34:56.000 Solutions that don't begin and end with blaming the white man.
00:35:01.000 All right, that brings us to a massively boring and repetitive examination of the hunchback of Notre Dame that goes on forever.
00:35:09.000 And it's using a video that I've already discussed.
00:35:11.000 So you may want to just go get a coffee at this point.
00:35:13.000 Or a beer.
00:35:14.000 Let's get a beer.
00:35:22.000 I need the sword to be king.
00:35:25.000 No one shall wield the sword.
00:35:27.000 No one shall wield Excalibur.
00:35:30.000 But me, King Arthur, swing, swing, swing.
00:35:36.000 Remember that phase when you were 10 and you were really into the Knights of the Round Table and Excalibur and King Arthur?
00:35:42.000 He was, of course, the leader of Britain in the, I think, 500 AD.
00:35:47.000 Long time ago.
00:35:49.000 But medieval literature included him in the matter of Britain, which was the seminal sort of document, semi-fictional historical look at this time in Britain's history where King Arthur beat back the Saxons swing knights.
00:36:10.000 And, you know, I blame the Vikings because in British history, you have like Loch Ness and a lot of monsters and dragons being slain.
00:36:19.000 That was a Viking thing.
00:36:20.000 I think the Vikings influenced this.
00:36:21.000 But anyway, in The Matter of Britain, which is a series of books that came out in the 12th century discussing this king from the 6th century, and it was also very big in the 19th century, there's the Lady of the Lake, and she gives him Excalibur.
00:36:38.000 Interesting.
00:36:39.000 Remember the movie Excalibur?
00:36:41.000 I think it came out in the 80s.
00:36:42.000 Have you got that?
00:36:43.000 Swing!
00:36:47.000 Get him!
00:36:49.000 I'm a knight!
00:36:52.000 Swing faith to me!
00:36:55.000 I think that's Excalibur.
00:36:56.000 Looks nicer than me.
00:36:59.000 I'm a knight!
00:37:00.000 swear face to a squire!
00:37:02.000 Emma!
00:37:03.000 Emma!
00:37:05.000 Ah!
00:37:09.000 Look at the cool masks.
00:37:12.000 You're right.
00:37:14.000 I'm not yet a knight.
00:37:17.000 You Irians will knight me.
00:37:22.000 There is night tonight.
00:37:24.000 I can't offer you your mercy.
00:37:25.000 Mario getting sucked into it.
00:37:26.000 You know, my son was really into nights.
00:37:29.000 And we went to the museum and they were fixing the display.
00:37:33.000 And I said, well, can he not just sort of peer over the rope?
00:37:35.000 And they go, sorry, sir, get out.
00:37:37.000 And they went, oh, that was kind of a bummer.
00:37:38.000 And it was all hot.
00:37:39.000 And we're at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
00:37:41.000 And then he kind of lost interest.
00:37:43.000 And I just thought, just because you assholes, you could have done this on a Sunday.
00:37:46.000 But because you shut down the night display, my son lost interest.
00:37:50.000 I'm worried with this pandemic, he's losing interest in baseball because he's just playing basketball by himself.
00:37:56.000 St. George.
00:37:57.000 He's a knight.
00:37:58.000 I'll give you the right to bear arms and the power to meet justice.
00:38:02.000 That duty I will solemnly obey.
00:38:04.000 As knight.
00:38:05.000 All right, anyway.
00:38:08.000 If you are black in America, this isn't necessarily something that you recognize and you see people in.
00:38:16.000 If you are an albino, you also will have to not see yourself in this story.
00:38:22.000 I'm sorry.
00:38:23.000 When I look at the history of King Tut and I want to get into the Egyptians, I don't look like Anthony Cumia.
00:38:29.000 I don't look like a Sicilian, which is what the Arabs looked like.
00:38:32.000 The We WizKangs did not look black.
00:38:34.000 They looked Sicilian.
00:38:37.000 But I can still enjoy these stories.
00:38:40.000 You can be black and still play knights in the backyard.
00:38:44.000 You're only 15% of the population, so you're not going to look like 100% of the people.
00:38:48.000 But there is this myth, see it to be it, where women have to see badasses so they can be a badass.
00:38:55.000 And blacks can't enjoy Hamilton unless everyone in the cast is Black and Hispanic.
00:39:01.000 Okay, now I can look at the founding fathers, now that they look like me.
00:39:05.000 Do we get this from people with intense freckles?
00:39:09.000 What about the guy from System of a Down who has that giant long possum nose?
00:39:14.000 He doesn't look like anyone anywhere ever in history.
00:39:18.000 He doesn't look like a human being.
00:39:20.000 Do we have to start casting giant noses?
00:39:23.000 Look at his nose.
00:39:26.000 And these are pictures he chose.
00:39:28.000 Sometimes, though, they'll catch it.
00:39:30.000 It's the biggest nose in music.
00:39:34.000 So, see it to be it.
00:39:36.000 And you know what was funny about Hamilton, too?
00:39:38.000 That was all these blacks and Hispanics portraying American history.
00:39:43.000 God knows why.
00:39:44.000 And even my conservative friends say, well, at least it's getting blacks and Hispanics interested in history.
00:39:49.000 Do they have $700 for a ticket?
00:39:49.000 Really?
00:39:52.000 It's whites.
00:39:53.000 Whites can only, they're so steeped in guilt that they can only enjoy their own history if you change the players.
00:40:01.000 So Netflix has a King Arthur coming out.
00:40:07.000 Right?
00:40:08.000 Where is it now?
00:40:10.000 Yeah, it's called, is it Netflix that's putting it out?
00:40:15.000 Yeah, it's called Cursed.
00:40:17.000 It's actually focusing on the Lady of the Lake who gave King Arthur his sword.
00:40:21.000 But King Arthur is black in this one because the King Arthur thing with the white guy, blacks can't really identify with that.
00:40:31.000 I don't believe you.
00:40:32.000 I think this is done for whites.
00:40:34.000 Whites hate themselves so much that they would prefer to see their legendary heroes as blacks because they see it as like a charity.
00:40:42.000 It's a racist charity where you go, hey, Negro, here's some of my incredible history.
00:40:47.000 Ah, now I can enjoy it.
00:40:48.000 I'm spreading it around.
00:40:50.000 The 1% of the medieval history is the 60.
00:40:57.000 Well, sorry, my chink inpox is affecting the show.
00:41:05.000 So, you know, you'd say your first instinct when you see this is, okay, I'm not outraged.
00:41:14.000 It's just an actor playing a role.
00:41:15.000 It's kind of distracting.
00:41:16.000 Like, Walt Disney was called racist because he didn't want black people in castle roles in Disney because he said it would pull you out of it to see a black guy.
00:41:24.000 So there's an element of that.
00:41:25.000 But that's not what pisses me off.
00:41:28.000 If we were all in an even playing field, then I'd say, go Benenes.
00:41:32.000 I'm sorry.
00:41:35.000 Ryan made me try spam from his lunch right before this, and I'm not used to eating dog food.
00:41:40.000 So it really tickles the throat, that Purina.
00:41:45.000 What pisses me off is that the reverse is unfathomable.
00:41:50.000 And I'm sorry to my devout viewers who have already seen this clip a hundred times.
00:41:55.000 I apologize for repeating myself.
00:41:57.000 I talked about this a lot last year.
00:41:58.000 No, you're going way ahead, Rye Guy.
00:42:02.000 The hunchback of Notre Dame.
00:42:04.000 So in Utica, New York, which is the exact same demographics as the entire country.
00:42:10.000 It's 15% black, 65% white.
00:42:12.000 There's a bunch of half-white Hispanics, more dark Hispanics.
00:42:17.000 They had a play, and they did auditions.
00:42:20.000 This is at their high school.
00:42:22.000 They did casting for the Esmeralda, the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
00:42:30.000 Now, you're familiar with this French play.
00:42:34.000 It's about the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
00:42:36.000 He's a deformed guy at the Notre Dame Church.
00:42:38.000 And one of his allies is a woman who is half-gypsy, half-white.
00:42:43.000 Now, if you want to know what a half-gypsy, half-white person looks like in real life, it looks like Kennedy from Fox Business.
00:42:54.000 This is Esmeralda.
00:42:56.000 That is such a foxy picture that Kennedy put on her book, isn't it?
00:43:00.000 Tabernouche.
00:43:02.000 She's like a triathlete.
00:43:03.000 And I guess she thought, I'm not going to have this body forever.
00:43:05.000 I might as well stick it on my fucking book and show people that I may look nerdy, but I am actually a smokeshow if I want to be.
00:43:11.000 She's a Benjamin Button babe in that she's getting hotter as she gets older.
00:43:15.000 But anyway, look at her.
00:43:17.000 Very Caucasian.
00:43:18.000 You can see the gypsy in there, but she could also pass for white.
00:43:23.000 She could pass for white or gypsy.
00:43:24.000 That's the beauty of half and half.
00:43:26.000 Usually when she's depicted in paintings and stuff, she looks like this.
00:43:33.000 No, no.
00:43:36.000 Come on, Ryan.
00:43:37.000 Please work with me here, buddy.
00:43:39.000 Yeah.
00:43:40.000 This is typically how Esmeralda looks.
00:43:42.000 A slightly swarthy white girl.
00:43:44.000 Now, this girl could even be northern.
00:43:47.000 She could be any white girl.
00:43:48.000 We have these in Ireland.
00:43:50.000 We have them in Germany.
00:43:51.000 They're called brunettes, and they're not black.
00:43:53.000 Now, Disney wanted to up their diversity figures.
00:43:57.000 So when they depict her, they sort of, they take the contrast down a bit and pump up the brown.
00:44:03.000 Have you got a Disney Esmeralda?
00:44:05.000 And especially at nighttime, they can kind of look black.
00:44:09.000 Now, because we are living in a totally uneducated time, where most people are probably not even surprised by King Arthur being black, this is now taken as fact.
00:44:20.000 And so Disney's version of Esmeralda is now Esmeralda, right?
00:44:25.000 Forget the past, forget the actual story.
00:44:27.000 And I guess the long hair means she has a weave or something or like shouldn't, shouldn't Indians be up in arms?
00:44:34.000 That looks Indian to me.
00:44:36.000 Anyway, so in Utica, New York, they cast, I think it was junior high.
00:44:42.000 No, no, sorry, junior year.
00:44:45.000 They cast a white girl as Esmeralda.
00:44:48.000 Now, as we saw from Kennedy, that's not a big deal.
00:44:51.000 I've seen this girl because the dad told me about it.
00:44:53.000 This is, I don't want to show her face because I want to respect her privacy.
00:44:57.000 And by the way, she was brutalized for this, totally harassed.
00:45:00.000 She ended up just capitulating and going, I know, I hated it.
00:45:03.000 I didn't want the role.
00:45:04.000 She quit the role from all the shit she got in.
00:45:06.000 But this is a younger version of her.
00:45:11.000 And that's what she looks like.
00:45:12.000 Okay?
00:45:13.000 So we're not talking like Aryan Brotherhood, fucking white chick with blue eyes and long blonde hair.
00:45:19.000 She was a brunette.
00:45:20.000 Does this look so different from Kennedy?
00:45:22.000 Now, imagine this girl.
00:45:23.000 She's 11.
00:45:24.000 Imagine her at 14, 15.
00:45:28.000 That's Esmeralda.
00:45:29.000 And we can put A black wig on her if that makes you feel better.
00:45:32.000 But no.
00:45:34.000 Americans, stupid fucking Americans, have convinced themselves that Esmeralda is black, and to depict her as white is to diminish the black experience.
00:45:46.000 Are you grasping this now?
00:45:48.000 So we handed you a bone and made Esmeralda darker to make you feel better.
00:45:53.000 And now, if she's depicted closer to the original story, you're offended.
00:45:58.000 That's the part that pisses me off.
00:46:01.000 I don't mind that you did a black version of the honeymooners or even that you're making King Arthur black.
00:46:06.000 It said if we made Conan O'Brien MLK, you would have a fucking heart attack.
00:46:12.000 Now, here is a video.
00:46:15.000 It's really hard to find, and I've shown it on the show before.
00:46:17.000 I'm sort of committing a sin here because I don't like to show things twice.
00:46:20.000 But King Arthur's in the news because it's just coming out soon.
00:46:24.000 And no one's really complaining about it.
00:46:27.000 And I thought, I have to show this again.
00:46:28.000 It's one of my favorite videos.
00:46:30.000 It's three hours long, so we will not be going through all three hours.
00:46:34.000 But I have a time stamp there, Ryan.
00:46:37.000 Is that the first time stamp?
00:46:39.000 Here, zoom out so people can see what it is.
00:46:44.000 ICSD BOE meeting, Tuesday, January 23rd, 2018.
00:46:50.000 And there's no comments.
00:46:52.000 So they're trying to hide it.
00:46:55.000 But yeah, just pull it up.
00:47:00.000 Okay, we'll go back to the beginning.
00:47:01.000 The first guy that comes out.
00:47:02.000 I hate every single person in this video.
00:47:05.000 So here, you know how we spend, just stop.
00:47:07.000 You know how we spend so much money on education?
00:47:10.000 A lot of it goes to teachers.
00:47:11.000 Teachers are overpaid.
00:47:12.000 I know they only make 50K a year, 60K, 70, 80.
00:47:15.000 It goes up to 80 pretty fast.
00:47:16.000 But they get off four months a year in holidays.
00:47:19.000 Two of them are in a row.
00:47:20.000 Can you imagine that?
00:47:22.000 That's a pandemic for you every year.
00:47:24.000 But a lot of the money goes to these assholes, the administrators.
00:47:27.000 Zoom out.
00:47:29.000 I'm just going to put Zoom out on a post-it note on your desk.
00:47:34.000 So this, by the way, look at the kerning on his name tag.
00:47:37.000 Everything they do is unprofessional.
00:47:40.000 And look how much he's enjoying this.
00:47:42.000 This is like his time in the sun.
00:47:43.000 This is why he exists.
00:47:44.000 I've got my water bottle.
00:47:45.000 I'm all ready to rock here.
00:47:47.000 Let me go to the next guy.
00:47:49.000 Who's this now?
00:47:50.000 So I'm not intending to mispronounce anyone's name.
00:47:50.000 Turn it up.
00:47:53.000 First is Peterson.
00:47:55.000 Pause.
00:47:56.000 So he says, I want to apologize.
00:47:58.000 I'm going to be pronouncing names wrong.
00:48:00.000 You couldn't have checked people's names before you did this, gone up to them and said, how do I pronounce this?
00:48:04.000 Again, look at the kerning on this name tag.
00:48:08.000 It's illegible.
00:48:10.000 They are incompetent to the core.
00:48:13.000 I bet these water bottles are wrong.
00:48:15.000 I bet they're warm.
00:48:17.000 So let's see.
00:48:18.000 He introduces the first speaker.
00:48:19.000 Okay.
00:48:19.000 Let's go.
00:48:20.000 Next would be Sarah Chalmers.
00:48:24.000 Got it.
00:48:25.000 My apologies first is Christian Henry, and then is Professor Henderson.
00:48:32.000 Hi, so I'm Christian Henry.
00:48:33.000 I'm the freshman user theater meter at high school.
00:48:35.000 I went through the theater department here at high school and through middle school.
00:48:40.000 And I want to say first that Bob Winnings is not a racist.
00:48:43.000 I am half black.
00:48:44.000 I grew up with my father, one of eight children.
00:48:47.000 We have grown up below the poverty line.
00:48:49.000 It wasn't until I got to sixth grade that missed.
00:48:51.000 So it's also a university town, which is why it's so radical.
00:48:54.000 But you got Malcolm X here.
00:48:57.000 Look at this brother doing that like, yo, let's get drop some serious science here.
00:49:01.000 All these angry NAACP types.
00:49:03.000 And then just guilty white liberals drenched in shame.
00:49:07.000 And this gay mulatto is here to tell you that that girl getting that role, this is fucking ninth grade.
00:49:17.000 I'm sorry the picture was too young.
00:49:18.000 I didn't want to show her now.
00:49:20.000 This is ninth grade.
00:49:23.000 And there's a three-hour meeting that looks like it's got about 70 people to complain about this horrible thing Utic has done.
00:49:32.000 And then those administrators, they love this because it justifies their job more.
00:49:35.000 So they sit there getting informed on what a crime has just gone on.
00:49:40.000 Mr. Winan saw any kind of potential in me because he saw that I love music and I love theater.
00:49:45.000 And through him, he gave me the opportunity and the support to actually pursue it into the collegiate area of my life and onto a career.
00:49:53.000 It wasn't until he sat down and said, Christian, you know you're talented.
00:49:57.000 You know you have passion.
00:49:59.000 You'll notice a trend here, by the way, with leftist meetings.
00:50:01.000 And I infiltrated Black Lives Matter with Project Veritas before I was too famous to do such things.
00:50:07.000 And there was like 40 people there.
00:50:09.000 Before they started the meeting, they all introduced themselves and talked a little bit about themselves.
00:50:15.000 Why?
00:50:17.000 All of these people introduce themselves, say who they are, what their background was.
00:50:21.000 We know how many siblings this guy had.
00:50:23.000 We know his dad's name.
00:50:24.000 We know a conversation he had with his dad.
00:50:26.000 We know that he took drama in college and now it's a quote-unquote career.
00:50:33.000 So that you can do whatever you put your mind to, that I felt like I could finally give myself the potential that I knew I had with no other.
00:50:41.000 It wasn't until he believed in me that I believed in myself.
00:50:45.000 And I know I'm not the only one that's done that.
00:50:48.000 Joelle Pain, Crusoe Simone, Fatima Sou, Malama Sacconi, they all are prominent POC that group in the ICSD that have been supported onto their bigger benchmarks.
00:51:00.000 Doesn't POC sound like POS to you, like pieces of shit?
00:51:05.000 I thought black was a lot cooler.
00:51:06.000 ...with Nate Parker, with Kristen Zyrowski.
00:51:09.000 I think right now we're in an area where we're mad at everything.
00:51:14.000 We're mad with the president.
00:51:16.000 We're mad with the government.
00:51:17.000 We're mad with the people who believe that POC and POC are lesser, but we're at a time in our life where we have to separate our anger and with what's the problem.
00:51:26.000 Right now, we're not doing that.
00:51:28.000 I think it's easy to say Mr. Winans is a racist, and I think it's easy to just be mad at him and point him as a problem, and the problem doesn't start with him.
00:51:37.000 And according to the dad that sent me this, the girl who got the role was light years above.
00:51:45.000 It's a very difficult role.
00:51:46.000 You got to memorize all the lines.
00:51:48.000 You got to sing your ass off.
00:51:50.000 What are you looking up?
00:51:54.000 Oh.
00:51:54.000 Don't look her up.
00:51:57.000 And no one came close to her.
00:51:58.000 So he's like, all right, we'll put a black wig on her.
00:52:00.000 It'll be a great show.
00:52:01.000 Nope.
00:52:02.000 She has to be Tarana Burke.
00:52:05.000 Actually, Tarana Burke ended up playing the hunchback.
00:52:08.000 The actual tumor on the hunchback's back.
00:52:11.000 The guy just put her on a in a backpack.
00:52:14.000 In the hunch face of Notre Dame.
00:52:16.000 Anyway, that guy's boring.
00:52:18.000 So he says why we're living in a race of time.
00:52:20.000 Meanwhile, this professor, she looks like she was unbelievably stunning at 20, and then someone married her, and then she just turned into like a bag of bowling balls.
00:52:30.000 And she just like her ass spills out all over the place.
00:52:33.000 Anyway, go to her.
00:52:34.000 She's next.
00:52:38.000 Look at the eager Asians in the front row.
00:52:40.000 They're not mad.
00:52:41.000 They look more like Esmeralda than she does.
00:52:43.000 Good evening.
00:52:45.000 Thank you, Dr. Brown, for allowing me to speak at this meeting tonight.
00:52:48.000 I will be as brief as I possibly can.
00:52:50.000 My name is Cynthia Henderson.
00:52:52.000 I'm a professor of acting at Ithaca College, an actor, a writer, a director, and the founder and director of Performing Arts for Social Change.
00:52:59.000 I'm speaking tonight because I have been informed that my words in meetings and conversations are being adjusted to fit the agenda of others.
00:53:06.000 Are we not adult enough just to sit down and explain our problem to someone?
00:53:10.000 Why does this have to be scripted?
00:53:12.000 And what the fuck is a professor of acting?
00:53:16.000 World's easiest job.
00:53:19.000 So as you hear me tonight, I ask that you can't.
00:53:21.000 She can't wait.
00:53:22.000 She's next.
00:53:22.000 She can't wait.
00:53:24.000 I hold the adult decision makers accountable for this situation we found ourselves in again.
00:53:30.000 Again.
00:53:31.000 It is our shared responsibility for the message.
00:53:33.000 This is a big part of modern American society.
00:53:36.000 Middle-aged women just on the edge of menopause chastising men.
00:53:41.000 I guess they lose their libido.
00:53:43.000 I don't know where they get this.
00:53:45.000 Maybe they're teachers.
00:53:47.000 Maybe they're used to treating everyone like little kids.
00:53:50.000 But they have this really patronizing tone when it comes to the patriarchy.
00:53:55.000 Can't you see the bag of bowling balls that's going on down here?
00:53:58.000 Like those are just rolling all over the place.
00:54:00.000 Whoever married her got ripped off, maybe that's why he left.
00:54:04.000 We teach our children.
00:54:05.000 I applaud and support our marginalized young people for the stand they are taking.
00:54:10.000 Likewise, I care for and wish to help this become a true teaching moment for their more privileged peers.
00:54:17.000 This can also be a teaching and learning opportunity for the adult decision makers.
00:54:22.000 The tone-deaf taxing practices in the ICSD and beyond is a very important thing.
00:54:27.000 Did I spill red wine on a white rug?
00:54:29.000 Cool solution.
00:54:31.000 I'm not just talking.
00:54:33.000 I'm here to work with you.
00:54:36.000 I have an international profile.
00:54:37.000 and qualified and willing to step up and do the necessary work to facilitate...
00:54:42.000 Ooh, you hear that?
00:54:42.000 She wants a job out of this.
00:54:44.000 Maybe she could be a consultant.
00:54:46.000 Maybe we could pay you $40,000, $50,000 a year to come into our school once a month.
00:54:52.000 And just see who we chose as various leaders.
00:54:55.000 And you could just say, actually, Esmeralda is black as coal.
00:54:59.000 So you're going to need someone with an afro for that.
00:55:03.000 To get to the root of this issue, but both sides need to be willing to truly be in the room together.
00:55:11.000 It's just an opportunity for these boring hags to showboat and borazole with their bullshit.
00:55:18.000 I've watched this entire thing.
00:55:20.000 There is not one iota of consequential information in this entire thing.
00:55:26.000 It is 100% rhetoric and motherhood statements.
00:55:30.000 All of those pieces of paper you see are just, I am prepared to start a discussion with marginalized people and those who are privileged.
00:55:38.000 Both can learn from this.
00:55:40.000 We can work together to identify the problem and make sure it doesn't happen again.
00:55:45.000 Go to the next show.
00:55:47.000 over my son as he navigated...
00:55:50.000 As he navigates.
00:55:52.000 She's got it on her phone.
00:55:55.000 Six-year-old son.
00:55:56.000 Like all parents, we teach our child what we think he six-year-old son, you don't count.
00:56:00.000 My name is Sarah Chalmers, and I'm here to support the students who are standing up for equity in the Athena City School District.
00:56:06.000 I'm a parent, a teacher, and a theater maker.
00:56:09.000 With my husband, Godfrey Simmons, I help run Civic Ensemble, a theater company here in Ithaca.
00:56:14.000 Godfrey is working play tonight in Bayhamton, or he would be here with us.
00:56:18.000 Just pause.
00:56:18.000 Are these little introductions to say that my two cents is worth more than the others here?
00:56:24.000 I'm an expert in the field.
00:56:25.000 Are they all looking for a gig out of this?
00:56:27.000 By the way, we're what, 14 minutes into a three-hour video?
00:56:30.000 I'm not going to go through the whole thing.
00:56:31.000 We'll see how long we can take before we get bored, but I'm pretty patient.
00:56:35.000 The young people here standing up so passionately and eloquently should be heard with sincerity.
00:56:41.000 It might be hard to imagine.
00:56:43.000 The other people here speaking so passionately and eloquently.
00:56:45.000 When she wrote that, she hadn't heard anyone speaking yet.
00:56:48.000 So she's assuming they're going to be speaking passionately and eloquently.
00:56:51.000 And then she says they deserve to be heard.
00:56:54.000 The fuck does that mean?
00:56:56.000 Is she implying that we live in a, that Utica, New York is so racist that we don't think black people, just like Sharia law doesn't think women have a right to be heard.
00:57:07.000 We're like, yeah, I'll have a meeting.
00:57:09.000 I don't want any Negroes, though.
00:57:10.000 They don't have a right to be heard.
00:57:12.000 And same with women and young people.
00:57:14.000 They don't have a right to be heard.
00:57:16.000 I only want to hear, I don't know why I'm doing a Spanish accent.
00:57:18.000 I only want to hear from white dudes.
00:57:20.000 Only white dudes can be at this meeting.
00:57:22.000 No one else deserves to be heard.
00:57:25.000 What are you talking about?
00:57:26.000 This is what exhausts me about woman politics.
00:57:29.000 There's nothing there.
00:57:31.000 It's like if you're super hungry for a steak dinner and they just serve you like the powder from a bag of smart pop.
00:57:40.000 Are you sure?
00:57:43.000 Uh-oh.
00:57:44.000 Well, now we got to look up the demographics of Ithaca.
00:57:48.000 Imagine what it would mean if we took their determined teas seriously.
00:57:53.000 While walking back, what we've already said or done is messy and painful and confusing.
00:57:58.000 Imagine what it would mean to all the students if we made a commitment to end this cycle that Cynthia is talking about.
00:58:04.000 What if we listened to them?
00:58:07.000 Godfrey and I have a brown-skinned six-year-old son.
00:58:11.000 Like all parents, we teach our child what we think he needs to learn.
00:58:14.000 In other words, I'm such a dumb feminist that I waited too long and my ovaries dried up and I had to adopt a Mexican.
00:58:20.000 But luckily, I can now use that to complain about racism.
00:58:27.000 By the way, this is a pattern, according to them.
00:58:29.000 Black roles keep being given to white people.
00:58:32.000 That's why we need a three-hour meeting because it happened again.
00:58:36.000 Bull shit.
00:58:38.000 I will bet my fucking bottom dollar.
00:58:41.000 What is it now?
00:58:43.000 Yeah, it's, I mean, they're right next to each other, right?
00:58:45.000 Actually, there's less blacks.
00:58:47.000 Utica is 15% black.
00:58:48.000 This is only 7% black.
00:58:51.000 But the whites are about the same.
00:58:53.000 So they have even less of a case here.
00:58:58.000 Between what we teach our son and what our white neighbors teach their children.
00:59:02.000 Parents of middle and upper class white children prepare those children to inherit the world.
00:59:07.000 I know I was so taught.
00:59:10.000 But now, I'm the mother of a little brown boy, and we teach him that the world is his birthright and that he will be discriminated against.
00:59:18.000 Good.
00:59:20.000 Parenting.
00:59:20.000 Hey, can we call child services, please, and say that these white people are making their fucking poor Mexican adopted kid paranoid?
00:59:29.000 And the thing I was saying earlier is I would, I'll bet my fucking house that there was no other example in Ithaca New York high school of a black role going to a white student.
00:59:40.000 This whole again shit, what was it, roots?
00:59:43.000 Was roots all white people?
00:59:45.000 Was it the history of Oprah Winfrey and they gave it to some fucking freckle-faced ginger?
00:59:51.000 Will be targeted for death.
00:59:55.000 White and that he will be targeted for death.
01:00:02.000 Is it black when she says brown?
01:00:03.000 They always mean Hispanic, right?
01:00:05.000 Or do they sometimes mean black with brown?
01:00:08.000 It's hard to hear.
01:00:09.000 It's painful.
01:00:10.000 I don't want it to be that way.
01:00:11.000 I want to soften it.
01:00:12.000 I want to teach him that thing that I was taught.
01:00:14.000 Yeah, you should, you stupid bitch.
01:00:16.000 But the current reality doesn't bear that out.
01:00:19.000 The world as it is now is not meant for my son or for these young people of color.
01:00:24.000 Young kid in Ithaca, New York.
01:00:26.000 You're going to be doing great in 2020.
01:00:29.000 You will not be shot on the street for being brown.
01:00:32.000 Okay?
01:00:33.000 This is not fucking Alabama in the 40s.
01:00:36.000 Don't listen to your crazy bitch, Jewish mom.
01:00:38.000 She's a mental patient and she adopted you as a fashion accoutrement.
01:00:43.000 She's your biggest enemy, believe it or not.
01:00:46.000 As white people, we're all at different stages of understanding what this means or even believing that it's true.
01:00:51.000 Oh, look, she's a drama major, so she can read from a script and give it some oomph.
01:00:56.000 All right, let's give her a little bit more, but then I want the next one.
01:00:58.000 Why are they all wearing black?
01:01:00.000 Those of us who think our system is a meritocracy may be confused or angered by the suggestion that there is a double standard based on skin color.
01:01:07.000 Pause.
01:01:09.000 Isn't that perfect?
01:01:10.000 This is the whole point of this video, is that we are living in a meritocracy, and there is a double standard when it comes to rules.
01:01:17.000 Conan can never play MLK.
01:01:20.000 You can't even have a white girl play a half-white girl.
01:01:25.000 But you can make a black guy King Arthur and no one dare makes a peep.
01:01:31.000 Now my name's come up as someone who might get it, someone who may be able to help navigate these challenges.
01:01:37.000 But here's the thing.
01:01:38.000 I have done some work of dismantling my own racism, but I will never be finished.
01:01:43.000 I will never stop learning, making mistakes, and going to the bottom.
01:01:46.000 That's what depresses me.
01:01:47.000 Whites will never get over this self-hatred and this boring guilt.
01:01:51.000 Can you, you know, I was thinking the other day?
01:01:53.000 Can you imagine Obama was shot?
01:01:55.000 How much we'd be hearing about that for the next 200 years?
01:01:58.000 If someone went to shoot Obama, I would have jumped and no.
01:02:04.000 Just so we didn't have to hear about it for eternity.
01:02:09.000 Go ahead.
01:02:10.000 Technically, theater should be taught by a theater-certified teacher.
01:02:16.000 Theater-certified.
01:02:17.000 Or by the equipment.
01:02:21.000 No offense, lady.
01:02:22.000 Theater's bullshit.
01:02:23.000 Acting is easy.
01:02:24.000 It doesn't matter what it is in high school.
01:02:26.000 And we just want to choose someone who really tries and knows how to sing.
01:02:29.000 And any fucking plebe off the street can tell if a little kid can sing.
01:02:33.000 People were committed to colorblind casting.
01:02:35.000 What that meant was that though most of the shows were written to have all-white casts, or at least that's what I assumed, the directors were open to casting non-white actors.
01:02:44.000 But just things were different.
01:02:46.000 It was clear that the creative team, led by Holly Adams and Tom Peterson, were committed to actively making the theater program a place for everyone.
01:02:53.000 They went out of the way to make sure teens of color knew the theater department not only had to drum up the courage to walk into that environment.
01:03:04.000 It was clear that the adults in charge wanted us there, wanted everyone to know how many stories that we had.
01:03:10.000 What would you rather do?
01:03:11.000 Eat a large black cricket that's alive or sit through this.
01:03:19.000 Yeah, I mean the ones with the big arms that really would crunch, those big, huge ones.
01:03:24.000 The ones that jump at you when you go near them.
01:03:28.000 Okay, what would you rather do?
01:03:29.000 Take a rat and slowly just kill it with one hand, your left hand.
01:03:33.000 I don't know how you're going to do it.
01:03:34.000 Maybe choke it out.
01:03:35.000 It's going to be like trying to bite you and scratch.
01:03:37.000 Kill a rat with your left hand.
01:03:39.000 And you can't just like punch on the ground.
01:03:41.000 I put it in your hand.
01:03:42.000 Now you have to kill it.
01:03:44.000 Do that or sit through this.
01:03:45.000 I would sit through this.
01:03:46.000 I'm actually kind of enjoying it.
01:03:47.000 This is bizarre.
01:03:50.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if I was next and I said, hey, what the fuck is everyone talking about?
01:03:54.000 Well, first of all, my name is Gavin McInnes.
01:03:56.000 I'm a provocateur, a political pundit, a funny man.
01:04:00.000 And I have a history of quarter century in media.
01:04:04.000 Also, as far as acting in theater goes, I've been watching movies since I was a very young man.
01:04:08.000 I'm married to a woman of color, and I have three red children.
01:04:14.000 And I tell my red children, by the way, they're going to be shot by cowboys at any moment now.
01:04:20.000 I couldn't help but notice that Esmeralda's half white.
01:04:23.000 And the other half is pretty white too.
01:04:25.000 It's Romanian, so not exactly black.
01:04:29.000 So basically, as white as Italians and every other sort of non-Northern European white person, as white as a Greek, for that matter.
01:04:38.000 And we're mad that she's not a fucking black chick from Africa.
01:04:42.000 That has nothing to do with the story, Hunchback in Notre Dame.
01:04:46.000 So why are we torturing this poor white girl and making every single move about race?
01:04:51.000 And also, I'd just like to say to everyone here, are you mad at a Black King Arthur?
01:04:56.000 Or what about all the other blackified things like the whiz with Michael Jackson or all these other white characters?
01:05:04.000 What about Hamilton?
01:05:04.000 Did Hamilton offend you?
01:05:06.000 And if so, why not?
01:05:07.000 Thank you very much.
01:05:07.000 I'm the young Indian woman who wrote the letter which sparked a flame in so many.
01:05:16.000 The letter that resulted in so many students and adults contacting me, telling me their stories.
01:05:22.000 She is the head of the student council.
01:05:24.000 It's one Indian girl with the weird Indian name and then some other Sikh girl with obviously the last name Singh.
01:05:30.000 So despite Indians, East Indians representing what?
01:05:36.000 1%, 2% of the population, they represent 100% of the student council.
01:05:42.000 Do they even have Indians in there is included in Asians?
01:05:49.000 That's not race, right?
01:05:52.000 okay thank you White, black, Asian, American Indian, Native, Hawaiian, mixed race.
01:06:02.000 Yeah, so they're lumped in with the Asians.
01:06:06.000 I never wanted to be an activist, but I'm an activist now because I have to take a stand and take a stand now on behalf of all the people who have shared their stories with me.
01:06:15.000 I was hoping after my letter was embraced and possible.
01:06:18.000 Did she try out as for Esmeralda?
01:06:20.000 She definitely looks more like Esmeralda than a black girl.
01:06:23.000 ...by so many in our community, you would admit your mistake, learn from it, and do the right thing.
01:06:29.000 City of Ithaca, please hear me.
01:06:31.000 This is what has happened instead...
01:06:33.000 I think everyone here wants a job.
01:06:34.000 This is a giant job interview.
01:06:37.000 Adult administrators threatened us all week.
01:06:39.000 You plan to talk to all the students, many of color, who bravely signed the letter and bring them individually into a room so you could confront us.
01:06:46.000 You say this was not going to be intimidation, but everyone knows the best way to stop a movement is by threats, isolation, and fear.
01:06:54.000 Threats.
01:06:55.000 This is about intimidation?
01:06:56.000 Why is the entire town in this room talking about it for three hours?
01:07:00.000 Are we really trying to silence you?
01:07:02.000 I think we should.
01:07:03.000 I wish that was the case.
01:07:04.000 All right, she's boring.
01:07:06.000 And I'm getting so sick of these people reading.
01:07:09.000 Just think of your main points like me.
01:07:11.000 Let's look at shitty Kerning again.
01:07:13.000 I bet he fucks up.
01:07:15.000 No, go back to the black guy.
01:07:21.000 I am here because I'm not comfortable yet.
01:07:24.000 There we go.
01:07:24.000 Just so we can hear the end.
01:07:26.000 It's time to take a stand.
01:07:27.000 Let's take a stand.
01:07:29.000 Please tell your story on social media.
01:07:30.000 Stop casting black roles and giving black roles to white people.
01:07:34.000 Let's make this hashtag stand now.
01:07:36.000 It happens all the time.
01:07:38.000 No more silence.
01:07:39.000 No more waiting.
01:07:40.000 Stand now.
01:07:40.000 Can I make a suggestion?
01:07:42.000 Just pause?
01:07:43.000 How would the community feel about taking this white girl that got the role and lynching her?
01:07:48.000 We can hang her from a tree until the tree rots and it's just a spine hanging there.
01:07:52.000 And yes, it's going to smell terrible, but the smell and the look, it'll remind all our senses that we're living in a culture of systemic racism.
01:08:00.000 And this can't happen again.
01:08:02.000 This girl cannot be allowed to live.
01:08:05.000 I say we get pitchforks and torches and we go to her house tonight and chase her out of her house.
01:08:13.000 She's a fucking monster who stole black culture from us.
01:08:18.000 You know that black story that came from France 200 years ago?
01:08:22.000 Stop it now.
01:08:23.000 My name is Praji Rewina and I'm not alone.
01:08:27.000 What an ending.
01:08:31.000 Love it.
01:08:32.000 Tap that lap.
01:08:35.000 Okay, the turning came.
01:08:37.000 Scroll a little bit.
01:08:40.000 Oh.
01:08:41.000 My name is Annabella McVancourt.
01:08:44.000 Intro.
01:08:44.000 Here at Ithaca High School.
01:08:46.000 I am here because I believe the ICSD has been failing students of color for years and has been failing to educate children on issues of race for years.
01:08:56.000 It is time for this to end.
01:08:58.000 I've been upsured by theater my whole life.
01:09:01.000 I've witnessed how theater can change lives and tell stories.
01:09:05.000 I see now how easy it is to make this.
01:09:08.000 Have you noticed there's a trend here in America too?
01:09:10.000 If blacks aren't into something, then we're doing it wrong.
01:09:13.000 Like camping.
01:09:14.000 I've seen people say we need to change the way we market camping because blacks don't seem into it.
01:09:18.000 Maybe blacks just aren't into it.
01:09:20.000 I'm not into that Chinese music, that old-timey Chinese music.
01:09:27.000 I don't like that.
01:09:28.000 Do we need to work on that?
01:09:29.000 Is that something we need to change?
01:09:32.000 Space for everyone.
01:09:34.000 I can't eat oysters.
01:09:36.000 Should we work on that?
01:09:36.000 Do we need to make people more aware of how important oysters are?
01:09:41.000 Because they are delicious.
01:09:42.000 My dad loves them.
01:09:43.000 He won't show up.
01:09:43.000 They taste like pussy, he says.
01:09:47.000 Seen how beauty can come from showcasing diverse actors and their diverse stories.
01:09:54.000 ICSD could do this.
01:09:56.000 What about the hunchback of Notre Dame?
01:09:59.000 Not to.
01:10:01.000 Did they cast an able-bodied person as what is his name?
01:10:05.000 What about the hunchback?
01:10:06.000 Does he have a normal back?
01:10:09.000 What are we saying here?
01:10:11.000 And if you can't find someone who's physically deformed, what about someone with severe autism or a Peyroni's disease or a hemorrhoid?
01:10:20.000 You know, it should be someone or maybe a learning disability who can't learn their lines.
01:10:24.000 That's a disability like a hunchback.
01:10:29.000 We need to be heard.
01:10:29.000 I need to get into this meeting.
01:10:31.000 Opportunity after opportunity to acknowledge your mistakes and own up to the reality of your white-centered program that you've created.
01:10:38.000 You have done nothing.
01:10:40.000 Instead of accepting your mistakes and working for change, you try to scare us and shut us down.
01:10:45.000 You offer us only hollow words and lip service.
01:10:49.000 You use your powerful intimidation and you use your power for intimidation, not education.
01:10:56.000 Scare tactics.
01:10:58.000 Clearly.
01:10:59.000 You know what?
01:10:59.000 I'm not totally adverse to the possibility that these guys were acting communist about it and trying to shut them down.
01:11:04.000 Now, they were right to want to do that, because this is a ridiculous argument.
01:11:08.000 But I'm also open to the idea that the school administration are a bunch of fucking fascist commies that try to extinguish dissent.
01:11:17.000 It's just that in this case, they happen to be correct.
01:11:20.000 Not support.
01:11:21.000 On January 19th, you brought the only three students of color who are the leaders of this movement and not their white counterparts Into a room alone, why them?
01:11:33.000 Did you think that you could intimidate them?
01:11:35.000 Did you think having a black?
01:11:37.000 This is the logic here.
01:11:39.000 So they go, Look, we want to hear voices of color.
01:11:41.000 Here, you, here, you, voices of color, come here.
01:11:43.000 Why didn't you invite the white people?
01:11:45.000 You thought now that the blacks are alone, you could scare them and torment them?
01:11:48.000 Of course, they can't say black because there's not enough blacks in that community.
01:11:51.000 So say people of color, and they can include the rich Indian and Sikh girl who grew up with a nanny and a maid and a personal driver.
01:12:00.000 Are they also scolding people of color for not auditioning and not representing themselves enough?
01:12:05.000 And not giving a shit about the hunchback in Notre Dame?
01:12:08.000 Act school board member there would lull them into a false sense of security.
01:12:13.000 Do you really think we trust you?
01:12:15.000 Really?
01:12:18.000 The four core values of IHF.
01:12:21.000 How much more of this can we take?
01:12:22.000 I've already done this video, by the way.
01:12:23.000 Really?
01:12:25.000 So I think we've done half of it.
01:12:28.000 Oh, an actual almost black person.
01:12:32.000 My name is Maddie Carroll, and I'm a senior edifice.
01:12:34.000 I'm here because, as a black woman, I have gotten the short end of the stick my entire life.
01:12:40.000 Not a dinner.
01:12:42.000 The only time I don't get the short end is in fast food restaurants.
01:12:46.000 I thought the arts was going to be the one exception to this, and I was wrong.
01:12:50.000 The actions of the Ithaca City School District and Robert Wymans have made me feel more targeted than ever before.
01:12:55.000 Many white people might not believe what I'm about to say, but I want to give context to musicals are a symptom of a much larger problem the adults have refused to acknowledge or honestly address.
01:13:06.000 I can't possibly tell all of them, but I will give you just two examples.
01:13:10.000 When I was in the seventh grade, I was walking into school and there were two boys behind me.
01:13:14.000 I never saw their face.
01:13:15.000 Seventh grade, so we're talking 11-year-olds.
01:13:18.000 So she's about to tell us something inappropriate and stupid an 11-year-old said.
01:13:21.000 Okay.
01:13:22.000 Faces, but they said very loudly, making sure I could hear.
01:13:25.000 You know why I hate Black History Month?
01:13:27.000 Because niggers like her feel important.
01:13:29.000 I cried in the bathroom alone for two hours and then I finally told my parents.
01:13:33.000 We all went to the house.
01:13:34.000 Wait a minute.
01:13:34.000 An 11-year-old said something stupid and ignorant and racist and you cried in the bathroom for two hours.
01:13:40.000 You know what 11-year-olds say about fat people, gays, people with zits on their face, their mom, their teacher?
01:13:48.000 You know what they call each other?
01:13:50.000 11-year-old boys are very inappropriate and say dumb shit.
01:13:53.000 No need to cry for two hours and use it to describe how your life has been a living hell.
01:14:01.000 And we were told that nothing could be done about it because I didn't know who they were.
01:14:04.000 This was an option.
01:14:06.000 Yeah, well, what do you want me to do about it?
01:14:09.000 They said they couldn't do anything to the purpose because they had no idea who they were and you don't even know either.
01:14:14.000 So what the fuck should I just kill every white kid in the school?
01:14:18.000 And what if it was two black kids?
01:14:21.000 So we'll just kill, are you sure they were male?
01:14:23.000 Why don't we just kill every other person in the school and you can just be the only person at this school?
01:14:28.000 Then you'll never hear anything inappropriate.
01:14:30.000 Educate white children throughout the school on race.
01:14:33.000 It was ignored.
01:14:34.000 In terms of musicals, when I was in the eighth grade at 13 years old, I was cast in Cinderella as the fairy godmother.
01:14:40.000 Once we started rehearsals, why are we giving these white roles to children of color?
01:14:46.000 The fairy godmother in Cinderella is clearly white.
01:14:48.000 And what we're having here is a blackwashing of a seminal Disney and German story.
01:14:55.000 Cinderella goes back hundreds of years.
01:14:57.000 There was no black people in it.
01:14:58.000 And old fat white ladies who are magic are being erased from society.
01:15:04.000 This is the fairy godmother.
01:15:07.000 And this is how much, oh, I care about your bullshit racism.
01:15:12.000 She's making the okay symbol sideways, which means not only is she a white supremacist, but she wants non-white supremacists to die.
01:15:21.000 I was constantly told to act like Queen Latifah, to act sassy, to mimic a black stereotype.
01:15:27.000 I am nothing like Queen Latifah.
01:15:29.000 I'm not a black woman.
01:15:30.000 So let me just get this straight.
01:15:32.000 They gave a white role to a black woman and then said, and don't white it up.
01:15:36.000 We're not looking for a white face here.
01:15:38.000 You be as be super black for all I care.
01:15:42.000 Be like Queen Latifah.
01:15:43.000 We want to blackify this role.
01:15:45.000 Now, that's stupid, inappropriate.
01:15:47.000 They got it wrong, but they're from upstate New York.
01:15:49.000 These towns are between Albany and Syracuse.
01:15:54.000 They're not that far from Canada.
01:15:55.000 So they're not really used to black people.
01:15:58.000 And they want to be cool, hence this three-hour meeting.
01:16:01.000 So they go out of their way.
01:16:02.000 And sure, they trip on themselves.
01:16:04.000 And they say, be like Queen Latifah.
01:16:05.000 Wouldn't that be cool?
01:16:06.000 Like, do you think that their goal was malicious here?
01:16:09.000 And they're like, jump around like a Negro and have a banana and stuff and be all like Negro-y.
01:16:16.000 Obviously not.
01:16:17.000 So her real problem with story number two is that someone kissed her ass too much.
01:16:21.000 So we have 11-year-olds say inappropriate, stupid shit, and white liberals trip over themselves trying to appease me.
01:16:29.000 Tough lag.
01:16:30.000 This is your dad.
01:16:32.000 20 kids of color have come forward and said that they had a good experience with Winans.
01:16:35.000 Given the hundreds of students who have been through the theater program, this number should speak for itself.
01:16:41.000 20 kids?
01:16:42.000 Really?
01:16:43.000 That's your evidence?
01:16:46.000 Yes.
01:16:46.000 There are few children of color every year who Mr. Winens takes an interest in who were tokenized as an example of diversity.
01:16:54.000 Of course you had a great period.
01:16:55.000 If he made Esmeralda black, she would be tokenized.
01:16:58.000 All right, that's enough.
01:17:00.000 Here's the big picture here.
01:17:01.000 This is why I don't like all of this tedious name replacing and putting black people where white people are and never putting white people where black people are.
01:17:11.000 Because Hamilton, King Arthur, and this bullshit three-hour meeting, which I highly recommend you watch.
01:17:17.000 Put it on in the background.
01:17:18.000 And every four minutes you go, but it's racist.
01:17:25.000 It's racist to hand out things like it's some sort of gift.
01:17:30.000 Here, I have this giant wealth chest of British history.
01:17:34.000 I'm going to hand it over to you.
01:17:36.000 The Scots were tormented by the English for 700 years.
01:17:40.000 I'm not offended by King Arthur.
01:17:42.000 I'm intrigued.
01:17:43.000 I'm fascinated by his story and how it blends itself into this over-the-top folklore of dragons and Lady of the Lake and magic swords and knights.
01:17:53.000 It's fascinating.
01:17:54.000 I can also be fascinated by samurais and Japanese history.
01:17:59.000 You don't need to Appease me by putting wrinkly old alcoholics with grover bodies, big mustaches, and no chin into all their stories.
01:18:07.000 I don't need to see it to be it.
01:18:08.000 And you don't need to patronize me.
01:18:10.000 That's what I hate about all this bullshit, this patronizing.
01:18:13.000 It's fucking racist.
01:18:14.000 It's fucking racist.
01:18:28.000 It's embarrassing that I got Ithaca mixed up with Utica, but they're all an hour from Syracuse.
01:18:35.000 They're all college towns.
01:18:36.000 Ithaca has Cornell.
01:18:38.000 They're all the same, basically the same demographic.
01:18:41.000 I think the students really skew the demographics because upstate New York's pretty darn white.
01:18:47.000 But, you know, if I was a true artist, I would have just gone through those whole three hours and made this a five-hour show.
01:18:56.000 But I got to balance it with what's interesting.
01:18:58.000 So what's dramatic and funny and weird, like doing it all three hours would look cool if you looked over the year of shows.
01:19:06.000 And you're like, remember that one show where he went through a whole three-hour town hall and examined every single one?
01:19:12.000 Jesus, that went on forever.
01:19:14.000 But then I also want you to enjoy this particular episode.
01:19:18.000 Anyway, sorry to make this such a blacky episode, such a raceity race, race, race episode, but you started it.
01:19:25.000 Jesus.
01:19:27.000 You started it by making King Arthur Black.
01:19:30.000 I believe you, Tara Reed.
01:19:32.000 What a cunt.
01:19:35.000 All right, you ready for some mail?
01:19:38.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dance.
01:19:42.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
01:19:48.000 Let me touch it.
01:19:51.000 You ready?
01:19:53.000 Oh, yeah.
01:19:54.000 Guys, this is a very depressing update, but I've got some intel about the hot Latina from Hobbs and Shaw.
01:19:59.000 There was once a soap opera from Mexico called Lola.
01:20:02.000 Here's the main protagonist.
01:20:05.000 As hard as it is to believe, that is Elza Gonzalez.
01:20:09.000 All of her newfound hotness and success is the result of nip and tuck, plastic, and Botox.
01:20:14.000 They did a great job, though, so she is worthy eye candy.
01:20:17.000 That's got to be a 2.3 deduction in my book to a 7.6.
01:20:22.000 I kind of like her better with her weird schnaz.
01:20:27.000 You know?
01:20:29.000 I don't like when a woman's chin is so good.
01:20:31.000 Maybe I'm jealous or something, but you know when they have that strong masculine chin.
01:20:36.000 Yeah.
01:20:37.000 Yeah, that's cheating.
01:20:38.000 Erect it.
01:20:40.000 I want to do a whole audio podcast on having babies.
01:20:45.000 And let me be specific here.
01:20:47.000 There was a story many years ago about this Chinese guy who was suing, his Chinese wife is in China, obviously, for not telling him that he had Botox, that she had Botox and Nipintock and all this stuff.
01:20:58.000 And everyone said, that's so fucking absurd.
01:21:00.000 What he's suing her for being secretly ugly?
01:21:02.000 It's not that crazy.
01:21:04.000 Because what is attraction?
01:21:06.000 Attraction is a big part of it is I want to have beautiful children.
01:21:12.000 So if you're married to a hot chick and you have ugly kids, you've kind of been gypped.
01:21:16.000 And then it got me thinking about, and I don't really have an opinion on this, what are the parameters of ethics?
01:21:21.000 Like, what if you have this crippling multiple sclerosis and your kid is guaranteed going to get it?
01:21:25.000 You shouldn't have a kid.
01:21:26.000 If you're a single mom and you want to have a baby, you shouldn't have a kid because you're starting your child off with a disadvantage.
01:21:36.000 Now we start getting into a gray area.
01:21:38.000 Like, what about a midget?
01:21:40.000 What if you're deaf?
01:21:42.000 What if you have that weird face thing?
01:21:45.000 What about a cleft palette?
01:21:46.000 That's a disadvantage.
01:21:47.000 It's not a big disadvantage, but it's a disadvantage.
01:21:50.000 So I want to explore that, but it would take like an hour and a half to really sit down and get into it.
01:21:56.000 Dear Gavin, I purchased your book electronically a while back.
01:21:59.000 And when I listened to your audio book, I thought I'd like to purchase a physical copy from Amazon.
01:22:02.000 I checked your website.
01:22:03.000 You don't sell your own book on your website?
01:22:05.000 You should sell signed copies of your book like Milo does.
01:22:08.000 I'm sure fans would love to have those.
01:22:09.000 Also, a few weeks back, I suggested you started selling Don't Let Me Do Shots or Coke shirts.
01:22:13.000 Oh, I should write that down on my to-do list.
01:22:18.000 Don't let me shirts.
01:22:23.000 You bought up a list of shirts two separate times since then and didn't mention this one.
01:22:26.000 Just write it down and take my money.
01:22:28.000 Done.
01:22:29.000 This is from Tom.
01:22:33.000 Portland Antifa member trying to sue his own grandmother.
01:22:36.000 You should probably watch the show.
01:22:37.000 Oh, no.
01:22:38.000 Covered this.
01:22:39.000 From Michael.
01:22:40.000 Gav, your special needs helper, Ryan, is addicted to drugs and does weed.
01:22:45.000 Found this old pic of him.
01:22:47.000 P.S. A return of Miles, live chats or bits, would widely be appreciated.
01:22:51.000 I'm sure.
01:22:52.000 Don't worry.
01:22:52.000 I've already shoved that suggestion right at my own ass and shouted in the garbage.
01:22:55.000 I don't really like Miles anymore.
01:22:58.000 I guess I should bring him back.
01:22:59.000 What do you think, Ryan?
01:23:01.000 Well, it's his family, you know?
01:23:04.000 Gavin McLava Arse and Ryan Awesome Sauce.
01:23:07.000 Why does Guy on a Buffalo make me think of you two clowns?
01:23:10.000 Why are you so entertaining?
01:23:12.000 Got any music thoughts on Jomo and the possum pussy?
01:23:16.000 Possum posse?
01:23:17.000 This is a four-part video of Guy on a Buffalo.
01:23:22.000 Looks like the damn show notes.
01:23:25.000 Get these lined up.
01:23:27.000 We're not going to show them all.
01:23:30.000 I always thought that was so cool that a guy could ride a buffalo.
01:23:33.000 Hell yeah.
01:23:35.000 I've seen a bear.
01:23:37.000 And he thought to himself.
01:23:38.000 Men were men.
01:23:40.000 He's riding a fucking buffalo round.
01:23:44.000 I hear they're real ornery, too.
01:23:48.000 Like they'll kick your ass.
01:23:49.000 Yeah, probably.
01:23:50.000 They're not easily domesticated, those things.
01:23:53.000 Fuck off, bear.
01:23:54.000 Wow.
01:23:56.000 This is from Brock.
01:23:57.000 My conspiracy theory is Ryan doesn't have Lyme disease, but he has a second job as a pool boy in the West Village.
01:24:02.000 I became suspicious when he wore his gay romper to work.
01:24:05.000 Then I started thinking about his behavior on the show.
01:24:07.000 He's always tired.
01:24:08.000 His back hurts.
01:24:09.000 He's mentally deficient and his second job uniform, a.k.a.
01:24:12.000 the romper, that makes him look like a Thai ladyboy.
01:24:15.000 Lyme is a cover for all this.
01:24:17.000 He's tired.
01:24:18.000 His back hurts because he's getting drilled at a minimum of three to five to five times a day, five days a week.
01:24:25.000 The reason he's so stupid is because of all the cum his body has absorbed, which has turned him into a vame, Self-primping whore.
01:24:32.000 That's not a bad theory.
01:24:33.000 It's not true.
01:24:36.000 This is from Caleb.
01:24:37.000 Hey guys, I'm a Red Pill District teacher who studied colonialism in my undergrad watching yesterday's episode.
01:24:41.000 I had a thought when you mentioned the root of American culture coming from different parts of Britain.
01:24:44.000 Isn't it odd how colonialism is seen as so horrible by the left when it is hardly different from globalism?
01:24:51.000 Yeah.
01:24:52.000 I would argue colonialism was nothing more than the movement of people which led to conflict as a result of clashing cultures and options.
01:24:59.000 And these people were only looking for freedom while escaping tyranny.
01:25:02.000 In other words, early colonists were like refugees to the new world.
01:25:05.000 Well, isn't it two things?
01:25:08.000 In fact, wasn't America two things?
01:25:12.000 Two different settlements around the same time?
01:25:14.000 There was Colonial Williamsburg, which was the British government saying, look, I know Spain owns this, but let's go there, steal some gold.
01:25:23.000 If they look like they're going to kill us and we'll lose, then we'll leave.
01:25:26.000 But if it looks like we can overpower them, we'll just claim that land.
01:25:29.000 That was one thing.
01:25:30.000 And then up at Plymouth Rock, wasn't it just the pilgrims, the ones who were worried about temptation from the king of England?
01:25:40.000 And so they wanted to retain their Puritan religion.
01:25:43.000 So they settled up there.
01:25:44.000 So in one case, you have an army doing it.
01:25:46.000 In the other case, you have a bunch of desperate people.
01:25:50.000 And as far as the desperate people traveling goes, I don't have a problem with that.
01:25:54.000 But as far as the army goes, I don't know.
01:25:56.000 I go back and forth.
01:25:57.000 Like, why not?
01:25:58.000 They say, well, England had all this money.
01:25:59.000 Britain had all this money.
01:26:01.000 They inevitably had to expand.
01:26:02.000 Why?
01:26:03.000 Just give everyone gold boots.
01:26:06.000 You're the richest country in the world.
01:26:07.000 You invented the Industrial Revolution.
01:26:10.000 Why spread to a shithole like India and boil your ass off?
01:26:14.000 See what I'm saying?
01:26:16.000 So few people truly understand the results of colonialism.
01:26:20.000 Think how much worse India would be if the British hadn't built their railroads.
01:26:27.000 Or why native peoples adopted European technologies like guns, sanitation, music, language.
01:26:32.000 Don't forget horses in the wheel.
01:26:35.000 I love understanding and learning about cultures of the past and present, but believe in their fluidity.
01:26:40.000 Why does all native culture have to live in pre-Columbian manner, like Hawaiians manually scraping taro into poi or Australian Aboriginals spending their days working as nothing more than slaves because they are happy to share their culture through hand carving and painting identical boomerangs as cheap curios?
01:26:56.000 Because Aboriginals don't appear to be capable of much more.
01:27:00.000 They could be ministers of industry.
01:27:02.000 They could be models.
01:27:03.000 They don't really seem cut out for it.
01:27:08.000 That's like saying these kids, and look at Indian, I don't want to criticize my wife's people, but look at Indian powwows.
01:27:13.000 You go there and it's just fancy dancers and tepees and selling ancient bric-a-brac.
01:27:25.000 Like they don't seem to want their culture to evolve.
01:27:28.000 Although some of the fancy dancers, you look at the little shingles that are on them making the sounds and it's shards of Pepsi cans.
01:27:34.000 So that's modern.
01:27:36.000 But yeah, not everyone wants to update the way we do.
01:27:40.000 That's like saying kids these days need to learn how to lead a horse and buggy.
01:27:44.000 I think a lot of cultures do feel that way.
01:27:47.000 Not Western cultures, but a lot of cultures see driving a car as some sort of perversion of their original culture, probably because their culture is disappearing.
01:27:57.000 To truly accept indigenous cultures, they should be brought into the context of the 21st century.
01:28:01.000 Yeah, maybe in a book, but that's idealism.
01:28:04.000 There were plenty of bad things that happened in empires.
01:28:06.000 There are plenty of bad things that are happening with globalism.
01:28:09.000 Everything needs to be seen in a broader context.
01:28:11.000 Love the show, blah, blah, blah.
01:28:12.000 I love talking about this stuff.
01:28:14.000 But one detail that you say, you mentioned how much worse India would be.
01:28:18.000 India's biggest problem is overpopulation.
01:28:21.000 And I think that comes from what my friend Mercedes pointed out was we brought them infrastructure and medicine technology before they were ready for it.
01:28:33.000 We gave a little kid the keys to a pickup truck and they crashed.
01:28:36.000 So their population was able to expand with infrastructure that they weren't ready for and medicine they weren't ready for.
01:28:43.000 And they became too big, too fast in an unsustainable way.
01:28:47.000 We grew at a normal rate.
01:28:49.000 By helping other countries with infrastructure and medicine, I would argue you're hurting them because you're making them grow up too fast.
01:28:55.000 Let them grow at their own pace or they will overpopulate.
01:29:02.000 This is why Robin from Howard Stern went to India because she saw pictures like this and not the explosive diarrhea that's on every street.
01:29:11.000 Well, it looks fun, Howard.
01:29:16.000 Hey, Gavin, Ryan, the part in yesterday's show where you were talking about the kids vegetating on electronics was spot on.
01:29:20.000 My wife and I both work and the inmates all alone.
01:29:26.000 Sorry, I think I should end this show soon.
01:29:28.000 I'm sort of talked out.
01:29:30.000 With my wife and I both at work and the inmates all alone to run the asylum, I regularly get calls from my youngest to complain about who's not letting who sit on which device.
01:29:39.000 She is quite the turgid tattletale.
01:29:41.000 I attached the most recent one from a couple hours ago.
01:29:44.000 Always good for a laugh.
01:29:45.000 I'm saving these and will embarrass her for years to come as she grows.
01:29:49.000 Oh, and tell Ryan, thanks for the follow on Instagram.
01:29:52.000 The impressions he posted yesterday were awesome.
01:29:54.000 Want to fuck you with my heels on?
01:29:55.000 Jason from Zimmerman, Minnesota.
01:29:58.000 I guess that's where they killed Trayvon.
01:30:00.000 Have you got the message ready?
01:30:02.000 Jack, can you tell Olympia that I had your room first and the remote and she just came in here with wobbles and she's still remote and I had it first?
01:30:15.000 Homorpheus?
01:30:17.000 What the fuck was that kid's name?
01:30:19.000 Go back?
01:30:20.000 Jack, can you tell Olympia that I had your room?
01:30:25.000 I thought he named his daughter Hemorpheus.
01:30:26.000 Hemorpheus.
01:30:27.000 Which is Greek for dying.
01:30:32.000 Wait, wait, don't show this.
01:30:33.000 Wait.
01:30:35.000 I have to announce the final video.
01:30:39.000 As you know, we like to end the show with a final video.
01:30:45.000 Today's show has been a little too racial for my liking, but at least it's not about the fucking chinkin' pox.
01:30:52.000 This is the final video, and it is a woman who is an officiator at her friend's marriage, and her and all the Gals got super wasted last night.
01:31:03.000 That's one possibility.
01:31:04.000 The other possibility is it's nauseating to hear your friend talk about her husband as her best friend.
01:31:10.000 Anyway, go ahead.
01:31:13.000 I promise to be your biggest advocate and your best friend.
01:31:18.000 I commit to sharing with you in seasons of attendance and in seasons of scarcity.
01:31:25.000 I promise.
01:31:28.000 By the way, you don't have to run to her.
01:31:29.000 It's just BARF.
01:31:31.000 She's not dying.
01:31:31.000 Your biggest advocate and your best friend.
01:31:34.000 I commit to sharing with you in seasons of abundance.
01:31:37.000 Bullshit.
01:31:39.000 And in seasons of scarcity.
01:31:41.000 Clearly, I object.
01:31:42.000 You know, the best thing about the BARF is there's a in it.
01:31:47.000 And I love that it came right after best friend.
01:31:49.000 I commit to sharing with you in seasons of attendance.
01:31:52.000 You can hear her guts rejecting the food.
01:31:55.000 Do you hear it?
01:31:56.000 Nella, do it again?
01:31:57.000 Here, put the headphones on.
01:31:58.000 It's amazing.
01:32:02.000 Best friend.
01:32:04.000 I commit to sharing with you in seasons of attendance.
01:32:08.000 You can hear it.
01:32:13.000 We're coming out the mouth.
01:32:14.000 Did I see that again?
01:32:16.000 I can watch this a hundred times.
01:32:18.000 Seasons of attendance.
01:32:20.000 Go back more.
01:32:21.000 I like the one with the flowers in the background, her face.
01:32:23.000 Yeah, you know what's good about not seeing this before?
01:32:25.000 I was trying to see which one it was.
01:32:27.000 That you dream.
01:32:28.000 I promise to be your biggest advocate and your best friend.
01:32:31.000 My best friend.
01:32:33.000 That's so nauseating.
01:32:38.000 The sound of that hitting that fucking pissed.
01:32:42.000 First, I stayed fat for my wedding.
01:32:44.000 That pissed me off.
01:32:45.000 And now my fucking fat friend puked her guts out right at my best friend part.
01:32:50.000 How ironic.
01:32:52.000 Oh, I guess it was the best friend realizing she's no longer the best friend.
01:32:55.000 She's moved to number two.
01:32:56.000 That's how nauseating it is to move to number two.
01:32:59.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.