John Lott joins Gavin on the show to talk about a UFO sighting, the return of the Proud Boys, and a bunch of other stuff. Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes is out of Brooks Brothers shirts, so Gavin goes on a Fred Perry Bender.
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00:09:30.000They moved across the sky very slowly.
00:09:32.000then it was doing this because I could tell because it was in did it look like that UFO that the Pentagon released where those bros, those jet plane bros were like, dude!
00:19:56.000And oh, so I did actually call the cops at one point because before I talked to my cop buddy, I thought, maybe if he, I know they're not going to knock on every door, but if they see sirens outside, they'll be like, uh-oh.
00:20:58.000This level of pathetic is something you're probably not used to.
00:21:02.000So let's dig, dig, dig down with the worms to see where he's coming from.
00:21:07.000By the way, this guy was as white as white can be.
00:21:10.000He's saying, and I know you're thinking, why didn't he punch him in the face?
00:21:12.000I thought about it, but he doesn't know where I live.
00:21:16.000And I'm not going to hold up well in court if we go to charge it, if we go to court, as we've seen what the DA does to me or anyone associated with me.
00:23:18.000Okay, well, let's see how funny you are when we have to email you your lines.
00:23:22.000I've been sitting here for about half an hour waiting for my neighbor to stop mowing his lawn, but don't worry.
00:23:27.000I've been passing the time trying to remember how much we paid for the tiny chair behind me, which, to my knowledge, neither of my children ever ever used because it turns out toddlers rarely say, I don't know about you, but I need to take a load off.
00:25:14.000He found a little piece of wallpaper in Jane's dollhouse and he pasted it on.
00:25:19.000if I was his best friend and I was his godfather to his children, right now, and we were on a private Zoom, right now I go, oh, that's cute.
00:29:57.000Now, this shouldn't go under pandemic quality because it was probably done way before that.
00:30:03.000But this documentary is the best document you've ever seen.
00:30:06.000And it's, I'm an asshole for saying so because I was just shitting on that chick who did the incel doc and say she didn't leave in any details.
00:30:23.000He's included every fucking detail, but basically it confirms what I was saying about swing state hate crimes and how you hear about them in places.
00:30:35.000The only reason you heard of Trayvon is because Florida can go red or blue and they want it to go blue.
00:31:43.000And then he discovers that Trayvon had a girlfriend called Diamond Eugene, who he tracks down, and he gets DNA samples from her by tricking her into licking Christmas cards.
00:37:16.000And it's just, I told John Kinsman's wife to watch it, and she said, I have to stop.
00:37:22.000I'm going to watch it with John's parents because it's just such a perfect example of how justice has become politicized and you can throw anyone in jail.
00:37:29.000That's what we're seeing all over the country.
00:37:30.000That's what we're seeing with Roger Stone.
00:37:32.000Jake Tapper got caught bullshitting about that.
00:37:36.000We find the guilty person and then you walk backwards and find a charge.
00:37:40.000Hillary Clinton with the guy who did the Muhammad video, she told one of the Marines' fathers, we're going to get this guy and throw him in prison.
00:39:37.000Menopausal women see themselves getting fatter and uglier, and they look at their magazines and they try to put on their high school jeans and it doesn't work.
00:39:56.000We didn't want you to get liposuction or a tit job.
00:39:59.000We hate when you get plastic surgery, but we say go ahead if it makes you happy.
00:40:03.000So we're still dying to fuck you, by the way.
00:40:05.000But for some reason, women have taken the fact that they're older and uglier and taken that resentment and then just because all of the care and all the wear a fucking mask is directed at me and my fellow dads.
00:40:20.000And I think they are, sexism is alive and well, but it's a very specific group.
00:40:24.000It's white, middle class, and upper middle class dads.
00:43:27.000And he goes over to the manager and he goes, it's one thing to have a fucking dog to allow a dog in your restaurant, but to seat it at the table is absolutely revolving.
00:44:06.000He didn't, like, he's so mad that the second he sees the hair and a thing, he makes a dog in his head and goes over to complain about this phantom dog.
00:44:15.000And the kid is just sitting there like.
00:44:18.000And so my dad just immediately walked away and left and didn't like say sorry or and the manager is just stuck there in the restaurant going, what just happened?
00:49:12.000And it's because we just sort of sat there like this, like those officers you just saw, and let the left have their silly tantrum and wreck everything.
00:49:23.000I saw this before we, let's talk to John Lott, because he's always the voice of reasoning these things.
00:49:29.000But before we do, 1-9, Bet Midler thinks Donald Trump is stupid.
00:49:39.000He is so stupid that it is simply incomprehensible.
00:49:43.000This sentence is so clunky and badly written.
00:49:46.000I love when people talk about stupid and they say stupid shit.
00:49:50.000He is so stupid that it is simply incomprehensible, you don't need a comma, that he holds the office of president of the greatest nation on earth.
00:49:57.000He would rather not test anyone so that it appears that nothing is wrong.
00:50:02.000As if the appearance of no sickness is the same as no sickness.
00:50:06.000100% of the time, these people make these allegations and I go look it up.
00:50:19.000I forget what it was, like Good Morning America or something, where they said, we are living in a country where the president of the United States literally has Hitler's speeches next to on his night table and he reads them every night.
00:55:17.000But one of the things that people don't seem to understand is this wasn't meant as a way to go and stop the virus.
00:55:26.000It was to go and spread it out over time.
00:55:28.000The same number of people would eventually go and get it.
00:55:32.000It's just a question of how quickly they would get it and whether or not you could prevent, by spreading it out, keep it from overwhelming the healthcare system that you have.
00:55:40.000But the reason why I'm on is the piece that I had with one of the governors for the college, American College of Pathology, is how we count these things right now, because I think that they've tremendously exaggerated the number of deaths.
00:56:00.000And it's bizarre that people even take some of these numbers seriously.
00:56:04.000For example, if somebody dies and they test positive for the virus, even if they're asymptomatic, it's counted as a coronavirus death.
00:56:17.000If you have somebody who commits suicide or died in a car accident and their body's tested for the coronavirus and it turns out that it's positive, they're counted as a coronavirus death.
00:56:31.000Under no normal circumstances would that be the case.
00:56:35.000But on top of that, you look at someplace like New York where a third of the deaths that are counted as coronavirus deaths are bodies that did not test positive for the virus.
00:56:49.000Now, are some of those false negatives?
00:56:52.000Yeah, a few of them are, but you don't have that many false negatives that occur.
00:56:56.000And, you know, it's just they look at people, they say, do you have certain symptoms?
00:57:03.000But the thing is, these symptoms are fairly similar to the symptoms that people have for the flu.
00:57:10.000So somebody can have the flu, test negative for, and people die, as we were just saying, from the flu.
00:57:16.000Test negative for the coronavirus, and they classify it as being the coronavirus there.
00:57:24.000Yeah, they say COVID-like symptoms, but the net of symptoms includes shortness of breath, a lack of sense of taste, numb toes.
00:57:37.000I mean, there's a million different things that they link to this.
00:57:39.000So it's almost impossible not to get a COVID reaction.
00:57:42.000Are they doing this, do you think, to get more money?
00:57:46.000Well, I mean, there's a number of doctors that have gone out and publicly made statements about how they have felt pressured by hospitals and others to go and classify things as coronavirus because doctors and hospitals get paid more if it is classified as the coronavirus.
00:58:07.000You know, we have government payments have created all sorts of weird, perverse incentives over time.
00:58:15.000I mean, if you pay people more for unemployment insurance, more people become unemployed and they become unemployed for longer periods of time.
00:58:24.000I mean, we see that right now with the huge payments being made for unemployment insurance.
00:58:32.000And, you know, it's just you go, there's so many other areas when air traffic controllers got paid more for being classified as disabled.
00:58:44.000You had a huge increase in the number of air traffic controllers who claim to be disabled.
00:58:49.000You know, a lot of people may convince themselves that they really deserve the money, but if you give people more money, if you pay people $600 more a week for being unemployed, and so they get paid even more for being unemployed than they would for working, a lot of people are going to say that they're unemployed.
00:59:09.000And they're going to go and resist going and taking another job if you try to hire them back.
00:59:17.000You pay people more for classifying something as the coronavirus, and you're going to have hospital administrators who are going to put pressure on doctors to, because a lot of these things are vague.
00:59:28.000You know, we're just going through the fact that they're classifying these things based on symptoms.
00:59:33.000And a doctor can say, I just think this is the regular flu that's going around here right now.
00:59:39.000And a hospital administrator will put pressure on him to classify it as the coronavirus.
00:59:43.000Fleckus had a doctor on his show who said that when he prescribes hydrodroxychloroquine, whatever it's called, when he prescribes that, he inevitably gets a call from the drugstore questioning his recommendation, asking him why they did it, asking him what his reasoning was.
01:00:03.000He goes, I've been a doctor for 30 years.
01:00:05.000No one's ever called me from a pharmacy and said, why are you prescribing this?
01:00:11.000And he said, it's because it's politicized and it's seen as the Trump drug and they don't want it to work.
01:00:17.000Well, I mean, you've had a number of governors, Whitmire in Michigan, the governor in Nevada, who have threatened to take away doctors' and pharmacists' licenses if they go and prescribe that drug to patients.
01:00:34.000And, you know, as you say, when have you seen that type of thing before?
01:00:38.000Now, eventually, because of massive political pressure, they caved in on that.
01:00:45.000But, you know, the notion that they would go and try to pick out a drug that doctors were prescribing.
01:00:50.000I mean, aren't these the people who say with regard to abortion, you know, it's a woman's body and it's a decision between the doctor and the patient?
01:00:59.000But somehow when it comes to the coronavirus, and of course many other places, you know, they don't trust the judgment of the doctor in that case for political reasons, as you were just saying.
01:01:12.000We're running out of time here, but what do you think the survival rate is for this, the true survival rate?
01:01:18.000Because the left is saying 94, but I think it's much higher.
01:01:23.000Well, I mean, the best way to look at this, I think, is we had closed systems where everybody's been tested.
01:01:32.000The early data on that was from cruise ships.
01:01:35.000And you can, obviously, people are relatively older on cruise ships, and so you have to adjust for that in the numbers.
01:01:42.000But it looked like it was about three-tenths of 1% was the mortality rate.
01:01:53.000And, you know, I think that type of estimates held up pretty well.
01:01:58.000You know, I ride a motorcycle pretty regularly.
01:02:00.000And I just, this is not statistical or mathematically accurate, but in my gut, as I'm driving, I feel like I have a 99.7% chance of surviving.
01:02:13.000Well, as I've watched motorcycles race by me going much faster on the highway than I'm doing, I think it may be a little bit lower than that sometimes.
01:02:22.000But, you know, look, I mean, people take risks in daily life all the time.
01:02:29.000Well, all I can say is there have been times in the past where in my lifetime where we've had relatively high death rates from the flu.
01:03:25.000But I think people take it to extremes.
01:03:27.000And I think not trusting individuals to make rational decisions is a real mistake.
01:03:34.000And just shutting everything down and not leaving it up to people themselves to be able to go and decide.
01:03:40.000I do blame the media in many ways for over-exaggerating this.
01:03:45.000You know, you look at the maps all the time.
01:03:47.000The maps are in total deaths rather than per capita rates.
01:03:51.000And that makes the United States look much worse than, let's say, countries in Europe, even though the death rates in Western European countries is much higher than it is in the United States.
01:04:01.000I mean, okay, so Belgium, Spain, Italy, these are much smaller countries than the United States.
01:04:09.000I mean, you have a country of 40 million people, and you want to compare it to a country of 330 million people.
01:04:21.000And so you've got to put this in terms of per capita rates.
01:04:26.000But, you know, the media, I have to believe, know for sure that they should put it in per capita rates.
01:04:34.000But they can make the United States look relatively worse by putting it in terms of just total deaths.
01:04:41.000And, you know, they jump all over Trump when he made a statement at one time about the number of vaccinations we have in the United States being much greater than other countries.
01:04:53.000All the media say, oh, you've got to put this in terms of per capita rates.
01:04:57.000And now we're doing extremely well in terms of per capita Rates of tests.
01:05:02.000But, you know, they still put things in terms of total numbers.
01:05:05.000You know, you go and pull up Fox News, and on the front page there, it's total deaths by the United States, total deaths for the world rather than per capita rates.
01:05:15.000You know, I think the greatest trick the devil ever played was eradicating the concept of disproportionate from the Western psyche.
01:05:25.000Now we have Muslim terrorists are just as bad as white nationalists, and they are sending their best.
01:05:33.000We don't have a problem with illegals.
01:05:35.000You're not allowed to notice patterns anymore.
01:07:20.000It's very rare you'll meet a liberal that knows what the population of America is or knows how many illegals are here or knows how many died in Vietnam.
01:10:54.000And you think, I've seen so much of this in Antifa.
01:10:57.000want to normalize sex work and normalize all this weird shit because they're fucking depraved perverts and they want to And he was the head of Portland Antifa, I think.
01:12:37.000You want to ensconce yourself in that world of made-up justice, then good.
01:12:41.000It doesn't sound like you raped a chick, but you're the one who made these stupid rules, so you should live by the sword, die by the sword.
01:12:48.000So this woman claims she's been raped her whole life every day.
01:12:53.000Lord knows what constitutes a rape in her definition.
01:12:56.000And she came back to him like eight times.
01:12:59.000And I'm reading it thinking, wait a minute, so you're fucking a girl.
01:13:03.000If she calls you the next and say it was really rough sex and you're like, I hope that doesn't get twisted into something violent.
01:13:12.000She's got the same name as this woman who makes wool dresses, so you'll never find her.
01:13:17.000And then she calls you the next day and goes, hi, I told you a hundred times.
01:13:20.000I got an email once from this girl and she said, thank you for raping me last night.
01:13:26.000But in this new, by these new rules, you can fuck a girl eight times and they could all be and seem voluntary and they could all be classified as rapes.
01:15:14.000And I've talked to cops about this, and they say that never goes through the charges for a fake rape allegation because they don't want to discourage future women from coming in.
01:15:31.000If he had a button, the guy who's accused of this, if he had a button where Gavin McInnes would die of cancer and no one would know that he pushed the button, I 100% guarantee he'd push that button.
01:15:58.000If you can finish this letter, you're an Olympic athlete and you need to go to the reading Olympics.
01:16:05.000I didn't know then, but I know now that when post-traumatic stress disorder is activated, it can feel a lot like being turned on.
01:16:13.000When the body is convinced danger is present, it won't stop searching until it locates the source of the threat.
01:16:19.000Subconsciously, we repeat the events of the past in an attempt to rewrite the scripts of our lives to master our trauma and to create a new ending.
01:16:28.000Like you'll notice if you're in a dangerous part of the South Bronx and you get stabbed, you will keep going back to that same alleyway to get stabbed again so you can overcome the fear.
01:16:42.000That's why I will often go to Harlem and dressed as a Klansman and slap black kids in the face because I am hooked on conquering this fear because I have PTSD from when someone played the knockout game.
01:16:56.000I'm going to keep leaving my phone in the yard.
01:18:17.000Many of us, especially those who are black and brown, trans and queer, sex working, disabled, and housing insecure, are making a revolution here and now.
01:19:34.000I learned that someone can just be thrown in jail for no reason because someone political, with political power said, get rid of him, make up something.
01:19:53.000And then you start looking into it and you hear about like a, I read about a guy on reason.org who did seven years for selling lobster tails out of bags instead of boxes because Argentina had changed their rules and they do boxes now, not bags, something like that.
01:20:10.000And so the FDA stormed him, threw him in prison for seven years, lost all his money, marriage fell apart, didn't see his fucking kids for seven years because of the wrong container.
01:21:16.000So they're claiming that by him going to Russia and attending a talk, which everyone did, he was pretending to be an important American political official, and that's a violation of the Logan Act from 1702.
01:22:56.000And she was the same one, speaking of Benghazi, who Obama sent to do all the talk shows and say, yeah, the embassy was all about a Muhammad video.
01:23:07.000And the Muhammad video made these people mad.
01:25:30.000Isn't the fact that he has a toupee or he had hair plugs, isn't that tell you that he's dishonest?
01:25:38.000I remember seeing a fictional law and order type show, and the guy was saying that he has a right to wear the toupee, and the law firm was saying no, because you're conveying that you're not trustworthy.
01:25:50.000It's like when Ron Coleman won't wear his yarmulke at work because it implies that he has an allegiance to something where he should just be blind.
01:27:30.000Also, in his interview with Marie Arta Romo the other day, the president suggested that people should be jailed for what he said earlier in the week was a very obvious thing.
01:28:31.000This is what I'm asking is, hey, I've got these documents here and the guy's faces, his name is blacked out, but I found him and he's been visiting Palestine every day.
01:30:02.000Yeah, I'm really glad you asked because there hasn't been a lot of journalistic curiosity on this front and I'm very glad that you asked this question.
01:30:10.000He's trying to trick her into saying unmasking isn't illegal.
01:30:17.000There were a number of questions raised by the actions of the Obama administration.
01:30:22.000The steel dossier, funded by the Democratic National Committee, the opposition political party to the president, was used to attain FISA warrants to listen in on conversations of people within the Trump campaign.
01:30:36.000There was the unmasking, the identity of Michael Flynn.
01:30:40.000And we know that in a January 5th meeting in the Oval Office with President Obama, Sally Yates from the Department of Justice learned about the unmasking, not from the Department of Justice.
01:31:09.000He laid a trap for her, and she blew it up.
01:31:12.000She is the most gangster spokesperson we've ever had.
01:31:17.000She learned about it from President Obama and was stunned and could barely process what she was hearing at the time because she was stunned of his knowledge of that.
01:31:26.000We know that there was a lot of wrongdoing in the case of Michael Flynn.
01:31:29.000The FBI notes, for instance, that said, should we, quote, get him to lie as they pontificated their strategy?
01:31:36.000We know that the identity of this three-decade general was leaked to the press, a criminal leak to the press of his identity in violation of his Fourth Amendment rights.
01:31:49.000They've been ignored by the media for far too long.
01:31:51.000And I'm very glad that I think that is the second question that I have fielded on Lieutenant General Michael Flynn because justice does matter.
01:32:01.000To be clear, I heard you mention one thing you said was criminal, and that was what?
01:32:06.000The one thing that I've said that was criminal?
01:32:08.000The leaking of his name and the very real questions that have been raised.
01:32:11.000But if you want to start talking about wrongdoing in the administration, happy to go through Andy McCabe leaking to the Wall Street Journal and then lying about it.
01:32:19.000Happy to talk about James Clapper lying before Congress.
01:32:22.000Can you also go up to Mike Tyson and call him a fag?
01:32:26.000Hey, here you're trying to get in boxing.
01:32:28.000What about the part where you're a fucking pussy?
01:33:33.000That was an inaccuracy, to say the least, if not a lie.
01:33:37.000And John Brennan telling Congress that the Bogastile dossier played no role in the Russia probe when, in fact, we know it did and was the basis of obtaining FISA warrants.
01:35:08.000So to pretend that we should have had no cases when the whole world has it, it's like saying Trump keeps shitting everywhere because he goes into the bathroom and sits on the bowl.
01:36:32.000Trump launched into his tirade on Saturday morning while sharing a video of a speech given by Michelle Malkin, a right-wing conspiracy theorist who has previously questioned the number of people who have died in the Holocaust.
01:39:35.000Dead from the coronavirus, the speed it was.
01:39:37.000But last week, CNN Media reporter Brian Stelter, the turgid tattletale, complained that conservative media were emphasizing the Michael Flynn story.
01:39:49.000This is after we heard for two years, 10 hours a day, Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia.
01:39:55.000Michael Flynn was caught up in the Russia story.
01:39:58.000In his view, at the expense of the coronavirus coverage, yeah, we need more coronavirus coverage.
01:40:03.000Stelter showed no concern for the role CNN and other networks played in hyping Flynn's supposed role in a Russia collusion, a conspiracy that never actually existed.
01:40:15.000So here's, yeah, let's just look at that video for a second.
01:40:22.000To change the majority of states across the United States.
01:40:31.000And they're going to start going for the tax returns, too, again, which is so dull.
01:40:35.000And it's problematic because if Trump has to show his tax returns, shouldn't Joe Biden release all the documents about his sexual harassment charge?
01:40:45.000But so Jake Tapper says, yeah, they're out of control.
01:40:50.000And then everyone proceeds to pounce on him.
01:40:54.000They're launching an unprecedented smear campaign against rivals, leveling wild and false allegations against critics in the media and politics, ranging from bizarre conspiracy theories to spreading lies about pedophilia and even murder.
01:41:17.000So then he just gets destroyed by people.
01:41:20.000And I have all of this destruction listed here.
01:41:22.000Says the man at the center of the biggest smear campaign in history, repeatedly telling the American people under the guise of news that their president was being controlled by a foreign adversary.
01:41:31.000Isn't that some sort of form of the Logan Act, by the way?
01:41:34.000Hasn't Jake Tapper violated the Logan Act?
01:43:10.000Well, not for nothing, because Adam Schiff had an agenda that he wanted to run with, and the media was more than happy to carry his water for him.
01:43:19.000I was there as probably the number two target of that investigation, and you saw it.
01:43:24.000I mean, literally during my closed door, supposed to be secret testimony, during it, during the bathroom breaks, presumably Adam Schiff is the guy leaking to CNN.
01:43:34.000I came out of, after nine and a half hours of straight testimony, I come out, I look at my Twitter feed, and from 10.30 a.m., CNN is reporting what's going on in the room, but not really what's going on in the room, not really what I said, sort of Adam Schiff's version of what was said.
01:43:51.000Turns out none of those things were accurate.
01:43:52.000The big bombshells that they had where they finally got us, none of them end up being true, but that didn't stop them from running with it as though it was gospel For days.
01:44:01.000Some of those things they never even corrected.
01:44:03.000They just left it out there in the ether, even though it was totally false.
01:44:07.000So I'm really glad that I have a guy like Rick Grinnell in intelligence now that forced Adam Schiff's hand.
01:44:14.000Adam Schiff didn't do this voluntarily.
01:44:16.000Adam Schiff did this because he was worried what the ODI would do in releasing these things ahead of him.
01:44:23.000So it'll be interesting to see if Adam Schiff actually releases it all because he's protecting someone.
01:44:31.000Yeah, because he knew that Grinnell would do it.
01:44:33.000And he also knew that Bill Barr was seeking the truth.
01:44:36.000And he also knew that he couldn't hold it back any longer.
01:44:38.000It's been a rough road for you and your entire family, starting with your dad.
01:44:43.000How many times did I hear you might be going to jail?
01:44:45.000Jared Cushta might be going to jail, that your father was going to be impeached over this.
01:44:50.000And now we know this guy, Greg Price, attacked Tapper with a supercut of CNN smearing and trying to destroy people.
01:45:20.000What was he attempting to hide by lying to the FBI?
01:45:24.000And whether anyone, including President Trump, may have told him to lie or knew that he lied.
01:45:29.000Well, were you ever an agent of a foreign power?
01:45:32.000Did you ever advise the Kremlin or work with the Kremlin on anything?
01:45:36.000Even worse, Swetnik claims in this sworn statement that she witnessed efforts by Kavanaugh to, quote, cause girls to become inebriated so they could then be gang raped.
01:45:47.000The new development reported by the New York Times comes as Special Counsel Robert Mueller broadens his probe to include what financial ties Trump family and friends have to Russia.
01:45:57.000But we know now, of course, that there were multiple contacts and conversation between Russians known to U.S. intelligence and members of the Trump team.
01:46:06.000The president called Special Counsel Robert Mueller's probe a witch hunt.
01:46:10.000He did it in all caps, so you know he really means it.
01:46:12.000Joining me now to talk about this and much more is Congressman Adam Schiffey now.
01:46:16.000Congressman Adam Schiff, Democrat of California.
01:46:18.000Is it not a possibility that Russians were trying to recruit you, even if you didn't take the bait?
01:46:24.000It seems to me like that would be their job in the process of lashing me to I became the victim of one of these gang or train rapes where Mark Judge and Brett Kavanaugh were present.
01:46:32.000Usually we get into the what did the president know and when did he know it?
01:46:36.000Two years into the second term of a president?
01:46:54.000Daniel Anchor accuses GOP Center of calling Russian insurance a hoax, but that's not what the tape shows.
01:46:59.000Didn't Jake Tapper a few years ago have a career-devastating controversy that I assumed would be the end of him, and it barely registered in the left?
01:47:43.000And who's the recipients of these leaks?
01:47:45.000It was members of the media about 18 different outlets.
01:47:50.000What I'd love to see is I would like to see members of the press actually start looking into all these leaks and how this story got spun up that resulted in a special counsel and put this country through about three years of a deconstruction crisis.
01:48:12.000You know, they put Russian disinformation into the steel dossier that was bought and paid for through cutouts for the Hillary Clinton campaign.
01:49:31.000That's why they say, remember last week we were talking about Larry Wilmore shouldn't have given, Larry Wilmore was pissed that Bill Maher gave that evil alt-right a platform to spew hate.
01:51:11.000So anyway, I can give you a million examples of Jake Tapper getting roasted for saying there's no bottom, but you can just follow that thread.
01:56:00.000I think he's like an America first dude.
01:56:02.000huh is an american holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice we will not go quietly into the night we will not vanish without a fight tucker's face We're going to live on.
02:04:55.000What's the difference between that and when I hug my 13-year-old daughter, I go, like, you don't, even if you did that to your wife, she'd probably go, all right, Mr. Frisky, relax.
02:10:33.000Anyways, Donovan is often painted as a neo-Nazi, fascist, etc., but also happens to be a homosexual.
02:10:38.000He doesn't like the term gay, which he finds to be wrapped up in political affairs.
02:10:41.000So he created a new term, Androphile, to describe men that love manliness.
02:10:46.000Yes, that includes a dick in the butt from time to time, but for some reason, I don't think that's such a thing as foreign in the fag zone.
02:14:44.000I prayed in my dream when that was crashing.
02:14:47.000So you might want to know how to not cry because it is a very emotional time.
02:14:51.000And if she's, and you're so like, sometimes if I'm giving my wife a toast on Mother's Day or something, I talk about what a great mother she is.
02:14:58.000I can feel myself tearing up and similar emotions at your wedding.
02:17:05.000At a board of my Google Chinese asshole.
02:17:07.000And four links from the top was an article from The Onion dated from 2010 with a headline that reads, China to overtake U.S. as world's biggest asshole by 2020.
02:17:32.000Ben Jakes, how much do you want to bet this bitch waited too long to have kids and decided being a cunt was more important than being a mother?
02:17:38.000That's another division of Karen's is the childless ones who have never had kids and then the ones suffering from empty nest and lashing out.
02:17:47.000Maybe I got to dig a little deeper than just anti-male sexism, aka misandry.
02:18:12.000Hi, I'm Rebecca Bran, and I'm flipping out because Governor Newsom announced that this Friday we are no longer going to be on total lockdown.
02:18:59.000I saw this quote on next door, and it was a woman like this, and she said, I see that this problem is particularly, this sort of got me on the theory.
02:19:06.000I see that this problem is particularly bad with middle-aged men jogging in parks.
02:19:12.000And then she used the word expectorating.
02:21:44.000Hey, G-Man, I'm a few episodes behind that I'm catching up, so apologies if I already covered this, but your positive thinking sketch that Ryan couldn't find when you were thinking about using disabled people in comedy was on spina bifida, not multiple sclerosis.
02:22:59.000I was watching your How to Dress Your Age video on YouTube and wanted to know if that chick you teach how to dress properly is a model or something.
02:25:07.000The problem is that they are all liberals.
02:25:09.000I've had three or four failed relationship attempts in the past couple years where I thought it was going well, and then they threw me to the curb because I didn't pan it to white guilt or Black Lives Matter or some leftist identitarian nonsense.
02:25:18.000What's your advice for dating liberals?
02:25:21.000I know your wife is a lib and it seems to be going well, but I'm getting tired of getting heartbroken by closed-minded women.
02:25:26.000I generally don't think agreeing on politics is a prerequisite for dating, but do you think that's becoming more the case?
02:27:46.000This guy, Craig Jackson, whatever his name was, in Mississippi, that was bona fide.
02:27:51.000And then when they bring in like, you know, Eric Garner, you can say, yeah, that one wasn't as simple, but that cop should have been able to talk him out of it.
02:35:23.000And I'm like, try to punch anything in water.
02:35:26.000And now see how effective of a brawler you are when you're shitting your fucking pants because the apex predator wants to rip your head off and has done so.
02:35:35.000Hopefully the shit coming out of your ass like totally balances out the blood.
02:35:38.000And they're like, what the fuck is this?