Ryan Seacrest has a stroke on America's Got Talent, and he looks exactly like this, with one eye shut, meltdown, and one of his eyes completely shut. Also, Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber's new music video.
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00:05:44.000First of all, you shouldn't let your wife piggyback you frontwards, but you should never have your bare legs made public if you're if they're the look, look there.
00:06:22.000Well, at least you already have a chick, so you don't have to worry about the fact that no one wants to fuck you because you have little legs.
00:06:29.000His legs are smaller Than Ryan's, but look at all the unattractive people.
00:10:26.000He's obviously an imbecile, but that's just kind of interesting that Ariana Grande, that song that you just heard, shipped 60,000 units in one day, and it was six credit cards.
00:10:36.000So each of them, I assume, bought like 10,000.
00:10:38.000And that's what pushed it to number one.
00:10:40.000His song, Gooba, is number three in the charts.
00:10:45.000And you know who's number two in the charts?
00:11:55.000Anyway, so the Daily Mail is freaking out about this.
00:12:00.000Because this was a huge thing in the 80s, pay to play, where these record label executives would go to radio stations and they would just pay the DJs to play a song and they would just make hits.
00:12:11.000Because a lot of music you can be forced into.
00:12:14.000And if you hear fucking, what is it, like pass the Duchy Pony left-hand side 900 times, all of a sudden it's in your head and now it's a hit.
00:13:09.000And secondly, that wasn't really his accusation.
00:13:12.000His accusation was that Ariana's numbers are fake and six credit cards.
00:13:18.000Actually, in a way, Billboard isn't guilty.
00:13:22.000Billboard is just tracking the popularity of something.
00:13:25.000And if Ariana Grande's record label bought 60,000 units, then it's the record label who cheated.
00:13:32.000You know, when I was living in Montreal, before we did Voice in Montreal, there was these two magazines, competing magazines like Village Voice type things.
00:13:39.000And there was The Hour and the Montreal Mirror.
00:13:43.000And they both were hovering around 100,000.
00:13:46.000But Montreal's not big enough to take two papers that have 100,000.
00:16:30.000My buddy Robbie sent me an email just a second ago saying, I think it's because they're on testosterone because menopause is a drastic drop in testosterone.
00:16:40.000So what they do is they start, they get it as a supplement for their own health to rebalance it.
00:16:45.000And so you have these fucking pumped Karens.
00:16:48.000But why are you looking in our window, you bitch?
00:16:51.000I understand if you see a crime on the street.
00:19:44.000And this used to be true in barbershops, but fucking Karens have infiltrated it as they sit there watching their son get a fucking haircut.
00:20:02.000Why are you monitoring his fucking hair?
00:20:04.000Did you know one time I was at the beach in my neighborhood and I overheard these moms talking about so Barbara's son finally cut his hair.
00:22:15.000And so we jumped in front of it and everyone started chanting, no more naked dudes, no more naked dudes.
00:22:24.000And then as for another laugh, I thought, I'm going to moon the jet stream, which is exactly the same as having Mike Tyson punch you in the nuts from behind.
00:22:34.000It was one of the dumbest things ever done.
00:22:36.000I had to sit down for 40 minutes just going, oh, uh-oh.
00:22:40.000Maybe it's why most of my kids are retarded.
00:22:44.000But a cop pulls up and we're drinking on the street and partying and the bar is giving out free booze.
00:23:15.000So that looked like one of those moments, really inspiring moment.
00:23:18.000And it's cops being human beings, not serving someone's, not imposing tyrannical orders like we saw in Virginia, where the governor said, I'm going to take all your guns.
00:23:28.000And the cops said, we're not doing that.
00:24:28.000A New Jersey gym reopened Monday in violation of Governor Phil Murphy's stay-at-home regulations, an offense that landed both owners a summons.
00:24:38.000The ticket for a disorderly person's defense was issued to Atlas gym owner Ian Smith, blah, blah, after they reopened Monday and began taking customers social distancing.
00:24:47.000Their act of defiance drew a cheering crowd of supporters, but even with precautions, jersey gyms are not allowed to be open, blah blah.
00:24:55.000They said that must come from the governor.
00:26:33.000And I was just watching it going, I'm so disgusted by our justice system.
00:26:38.000The Trayvon thing is on my mind a lot.
00:26:39.000And, you know, there's a thing with black jurors where they go, I'm not sending another black man to jail.
00:26:46.000And you know what's ironic with Proud Boys, we almost had a black juror say, I'm not sending him to jail because she saw and was shocked to see John Kinsman's black wife.
00:26:56.000But she had a funeral to get to, so she left the jury.
00:27:02.000So we had 11 millennial juries, women, and people who thought that John and Max were racist, and that's why they threw them in jail for four fucking years.
00:27:12.000And I think Blagovich pissed off his father-in-law.
00:29:08.000And then, of course, this clip that we showed you a couple weeks ago where a fan sits down to get a haircut from him and he shaves her head, bald.
00:30:27.000A pro-refugee activist in France was found dead in his home after being murdered by the same 20-year-old Afghan migrant he had been sleeping with.
00:31:48.000I think my new theory is that, yes, he's a criminal and a gangster, but I think he's like retard level low IQ.
00:31:56.000And maybe, well, like there's levels of schizophrenia where you can't tell if the person is retarded or nuts because it's kind of the same.
00:35:37.000But, and we've seen them do this, right?
00:35:39.000Remember that entire, I did a whole episode on black people and liberals freaking out because they cast a woman who was half white, half gypsy in, oh, I didn't even see that.
00:36:12.000Though the original skinheads denounced fascism, the group divided in the 70s as a subsection of its members swung to the far right and joined the British National Front.
00:37:10.000In the time since the labels, wreath-emblazoned polo shirts have been co-opted by the far right, by the right, not just in the UK, but around the world.
00:37:18.000Over the years, Fred Perry has condemned these fascists and their views.
00:37:21.000In 2017, in response to footage of US-based extremist group, the Proud Boys, wearing their polos, Fred Perry chairman John Flynn told GQ a little investigation into Fred the man would reveal a lot.
00:37:33.000Fred was the son of a working-class socialist MP who became a...
00:37:41.000I have to care about Fred Perry, the tennis player who this clothing line is named after.
00:38:12.000And this means to us working class mods who are proud of their country and wanted to clean up nice, even though they didn't have too much money.
00:40:02.000The brief is The fourth in a series Of targeted analysis Of disinformation Spread by groups On the far right The Proud Boys promotion Of Reopen America protests Threatens to further mainstream The racist Neo-fascist How about that sentence?
00:41:09.000A self-proclaimed chauvinist organization, he doesn't even know what chauvinist means, that supports a far-right neo-fast have engaged in spreading blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:41:34.000I think they don't like brodom because they're not invited to it or they think someone will like them more if they evade it or it makes them feel superior.
00:41:43.000Because if you look at his Twitter, right, look at this simp.
00:41:47.000He's specializing in right-wing extremism.
00:41:49.000He has the same sort of head cock that Jared Holt has.
00:41:52.000He's obviously very low T. And isn't it interesting that these people are always specializing in right-wing extremism?
00:42:01.000Black people are much more likely to be members of black extremist groups.
00:42:04.000Black Hebrew Israelites don't get any scrutiny.
00:42:09.000The cabal of Muslim training camps in America at Islamberg, the kid was starved to death in New Mexico, no attention whatsoever.
00:42:36.000And I go, okay, okay, if that's your niche, can I see your research on the Aryan nations, the largest white supremacist group in the world?
00:44:48.000He wrote a book called Coming Apart that said that classism is getting so severe in America that we are separating ourselves.
00:44:56.000The elites are like a satellite separate from Earth.
00:44:59.000But he wrote The Bell Curve 20 years ago, and so he's a racist because he discussed race and IQ, which back when he wrote that was pretty mainstream.
00:45:45.000How the Middlebury riot really went down.
00:45:49.000The protest has become a symbol of liberal intolerance.
00:45:52.000Yes, that mob scene right there is exactly like my talk at NYU.
00:45:57.000It's exactly like Berkeley when Milo was there.
00:45:59.000It's exactly like every school that Ann Coulter dares to go near.
00:46:04.000So this, how it really went down is horse shit.
00:46:09.000Anyway, look, let me finish the subhead.
00:46:12.000It's become a symbol of liberal intelligence, but a closer look reveals it says much about Donald Trump's election, racist incidents, and a clumsy response by school officials.
00:46:23.000You forgot your Oxford comma there, Taylor G, you illiterate cunt.
00:46:27.000And so this is their argument in that article.
00:46:31.000They were protesting Charles Murray, and I assume me and whoever else was attacked and pepper-sprayed at school because, well, let's read Alex Newhouse's exact quote.
00:46:41.000After Trump was elected, there was really a lot of tension on campus, said Alex Newhouse, a student journalist for the Middlebury campus.
00:46:49.000There was a need for some outlet, for some sort of event or demonstration that students could rally around.
00:46:55.000Oh, so you're all imbeciles and you're protesting Charles Murray, who doesn't like Trump, because you hate Trump.
00:47:04.000My kids will get free education because they're Indians, but I don't want them to go to college.
00:47:10.000I foresee a major war with my wife and I when it comes time for college.
00:47:15.000Because it's not just not good for you, it makes you stupider.
00:47:21.000So I don't want to go to a gym where they just feed you Popeyes and there's no gym equipment.
00:47:28.000You come out of that gym fatter and weaker than when you went in.
00:50:03.000They were doing the bidding of Cuomo and de Blasio.
00:50:08.000The reason that they threw the book at Proud Boys was because they're lapdogs for Cuomo, the Italian fake mobster.
00:50:15.000He's the piece of shit, the one who murders people in nursing homes.
00:50:19.000He's the corrupt cunt who took billions of dollars in a scam where he said, we're going to make Buffalo, New York, the new business mecca of New York.
00:50:30.000Got billions of dollars, put it in his pocket.
00:51:13.000The front cover of the New York Post had Larry David and it said the Jewish brain on his forehead.
00:51:21.000So you're talking about people who, there's much more interesting features with these ginos.
00:51:26.000There is they're overeducated, they're liberal, they're upper middle class, they're weak, they don't drink beer, and they don't really go to temple.
00:55:56.000Now, if you remember, in American history, there's this lie that the Indians were given smallpox blankets.
00:56:01.000And as I've told you before, the truth is that a general said, these Indians are being a real pain in the ass.
00:56:07.000What if we put smallpox in blankets and then gave it to them?
00:56:11.000And the intelligent British general said, yeah, I kind of feel like if we're working with smallpox, we're going to get smallpox on our hands and then we'll end up with smallpox.
00:56:22.000And then the original guy went, yeah, forget it.
00:56:49.000I want a Great Leap Forward, but these intellectuals, middle class, are getting in my way.
00:56:53.000I'm going to kill 80 million people to get my message across for my new revolution, The Great Leap Forward, which was actually a Billy Bragg album cover.
01:00:20.000Sylvia Driscoll 66 describes her ambassador of God and his son, blah, blah, blah, and will serve as her own lawyer in Driscoll versus homosexuals.
01:00:33.000In her seven-page petition, written entirely in cursive, Driscoll doesn't reference any case laws for the judge to consider, but she does quote the Bible and Webster's dictionary.
01:03:11.000The teacher showed up with their purse, took off their balls, and put it in the purse.
01:03:16.000Now, just to show you how fucking insane this teacher is, where is it now?
01:03:25.000Her previous mode of research, and she was on Stefan Molyneux's show for this, 2.5, she was deeply disturbed by women reading 50 Shades of Gray.
01:03:57.000So she has to academize it and clean it up because she's a school mom or wants to control people, right?
01:04:04.000So her thesis is that 50 Shades of Gray is very dangerous and it's women who are abused and they're furthering their own abuse by reading this book.
01:04:14.000No, they're just fat sluts that want to get choke fucked.
01:05:09.000Remember, Lucy K has a whole bit about it where this woman is begging him to rape her, and he's like, I don't want to go to jail just to turn you on.
01:05:16.000Anyway, final example of this fucking cunt who personifies the trouble with media and academia and what it's done to young men.
01:05:30.000This is a perfect example of her brain.
01:05:34.000She wrote an essay, and just like this Proud Boys thing that's in the Vermont School, like what are these publishing essays on your school's website?
01:10:02.000While these experiences are valid, Vaverio said that they can crowd out the experiences of people with minoritized social identities.
01:10:11.000For example, asking about fun family things prevented several Latinx attendees from sharing their experiences of losing family members to novel coronavirus.
01:10:49.000Additionally, microaggressions are also communicated in virtual meetings just as they are in face-to-face meetings.
01:10:53.000Bonomi said, Bonomi, this is the woman who has her students dressing up in drag.
01:10:58.000Microaggressions are brief, commonplace, verbal, behavioral, or environmental indignities that communicate hostile, derogatory, and negative racial slights.
01:11:06.000Yeah, don't have a Sambo or a cardboard cutout of a lynched black man in the background.
01:11:13.000The researchers offer tips on how to mitigate unconscious bias and improve inclusivity.
01:11:20.000Holy shit, this can be done by acknowledging there are a range of diverse experiences, blah, blah, blah.
01:11:24.000Approach conversations instead of opening with the typical, tell us what your lives are like during a shelter in place, Consider framing a question around what participants are noticing about the communities around them.
01:11:34.000You see, this is another thing about that.
01:11:37.000You're reading it and you go, oh, I shouldn't do that.
01:11:48.000And then you put the crown on them and they get the thing and they have that stupid little gold stick and they sit in the throne and they go, okay, so what are we doing now?
01:12:24.000And she wrote an article about pit bulls and how, because she has a pit bull, and how sometimes they're more scared of you than you are of them.
01:12:33.000And then she started writing it from the perspective of the pit bull, saying, I just want to be your friend.
01:15:35.000And one of the fucked up things I remember being there was a rubber room, a room padded with foam rubber used for the confinement of violent or mentally ill students.
01:15:44.000We weren't allowed near it, but the urban myth was we used to put the retards in there who acted out.
01:15:50.000Since you were in the retard class, I was running the other stories.
01:15:54.000P.S. The story of the kid found dead in the creek was thought only a legend in my time there.
01:15:59.000Trevor Coles was raped and murdered by a fucked up weirdo kid in our neighborhood, and he was drowned in the creek that goes by my junior high, Diabre Moody.
01:16:47.000But I was in a class for mostly retards.
01:16:52.000But it was also, one girl was dying of cancer, so I didn't want to look at her.
01:16:56.000One kid had 100 in math, Steve Zarth, but he couldn't look at people.
01:17:01.000He was so autistic, so they put him in there.
01:17:04.000So our average was weird, because you'd have a lot of people getting 17 and 27 in math, and then him getting 100, pulling up the class average substantially.
01:17:12.000Then there was Stephen Snip, who always had snot coming out of his nose.
01:17:15.000And I was like, Steve, just wipe your nose.
01:18:09.000I fought him later, you'll be happy to hear, and won.
01:18:13.000But I won because he tried to do a roundhouse kick and he lifted his other leg off the ground, flew through the air like a starfish, and knocked the wind out of himself.
01:18:24.000So yeah, it wasn't a rubber room there.
01:21:39.000You can notice positive patterns, or you can invent positive patterns and make a black woman, all the neurosurgeons on your show black women.
01:21:47.000But you can't notice negative patterns.
01:22:15.000Trump morbidly obese is trending on Twitter.
01:22:18.000This is Nancy Pelosi said that he shouldn't be taking hydrocloxychoroquin, which is she's parroting Chinese propaganda, calling it witchcraft, because she wants more Americans to die, because she knows that'll make Trump look worse.
01:22:33.000And she says he shouldn't be taking it because he's morbidly obese.
01:22:41.000Leaked audio, Biden and Poroshenko, quid pro quo.
01:22:46.000Dude, are you talking about that ancient story where he said six hours later they changed their mind?
01:22:52.000A good opportunity to showcase your successes as we continue forward.
01:23:04.000And I think, I doubt that any other general prostitute can do that, but we provide absolutely transparent procedure for the Selection Commission.
01:23:16.000And the procedure was widely accepted, both inside the country, including my opponents, all the NGOs, all the parliamentary forces, they widely accepted as an absolutely transparent and effective situation.
01:23:34.000And as I promised the very next day, before the 1st of December, exactly as I promised to Vice President Biden, this person who was selected by the Selection Commission is appointed.
01:26:57.000My in-laws are always demonizing Trump supporters for defending everything Trump does when really we are just trying to point out lies and contradictions from the left.
01:27:05.000Here are a few screenshots of their reactions when I sent the video of Biden touching children.
01:30:01.000The NFL is considering giving teams a bump up in the draft if they hire black coaches or executives.
01:30:06.000And then he quotes, under the proposal, a team that hires minority head coach would move up six spots in the third round of the following year's draft.
01:30:13.000Hiring a minority for the top personnel job would create a 10-spot improvement.
01:30:18.000Ostensibly, a team that hired a minority coach in GM would see their third round pick improved by 16th.
01:31:42.000While I was fishing in Florida, I just cast my line out and looked out at a flossum bed drifting towards the pier with the current.
01:31:49.000As it got closer and became clearer, I noticed that it was not only moving but consisted of five or six large manna Is he spelling manatees wrong?
01:31:58.000Then as they passed underneath, it became obvious that they were fucking and sucking, just rolling around, having an orgy.
01:32:42.000It just like zaps things to death and then sort of feeds off their mush and then a different department on the manowar eats another part of it.
01:37:17.000I remember the woman who started Planned Parenthood, Margaret Sanger, she obviously was responsible for millions of dead babies, black babies.