Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E168 - ANTI-SOCIALIST RADICAL [2020-05-26 - S02E168

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Live from New York City, it's my favorite place, because people who I know are a real person.

00:00:33.000 *music*

00:00:37.000 It's a crazy woman named Nina Hagen from Germany.

00:00:41.000 And she was kind of like a new wave star in the 80s.

00:00:46.000 And she would make the craziest music.

00:00:48.000 She was truly an artist, but it was kind of hard to take.

00:00:51.000 It's like Grace Jones.

00:00:52.000 Like, you like the whole concept.

00:00:53.000 Then you actually put on the album and you go, Jesus.

00:00:55.000 Listen to this.

00:01:07.000 A brand new club is opening up.

00:01:11.000 Yeah.

00:01:12.000 She's cool, but her music is too weird.

00:01:16.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.

00:01:17.000 We've got a fun show for you today.

00:01:19.000 We're going to take a political survey because Wikipedia told me that I'm a crypto-neo-fascist Nazi, violent far-right who regularly encourages violence against his opponents.

00:01:36.000 So I'm going to take a test, and I bet you're going to agree with me on everything, because if you're watching this show, you're normal.

00:01:43.000 And I bet you that the results will be pretty moderate.

00:01:46.000 It will not be a radical.

00:01:49.000 But you're a radical if you're not radical left.

00:01:53.000 You are far right if you are not a socialist.

00:01:56.000 And I'm going to prove that to you today.

00:01:59.000 But before we do, boiler update.

00:02:02.000 Some people have been talking about the boilers.

00:02:04.000 Tim, we had a barbecue at my house last night.

00:02:07.000 I invited Ryan over.

00:02:09.000 And he smoked cigars and just really got in the way, I'd say.

00:02:14.000 Just one cigar.

00:02:16.000 As a guest.

00:02:17.000 What was the thing you'd never had before?

00:02:20.000 And I couldn't believe it.

00:02:22.000 You'd never seen it before?

00:02:24.000 It was something like guacamole or something.

00:02:24.000 Fuck.

00:02:26.000 I've had guacamole.

00:02:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:28.000 Shish kebab.

00:02:29.000 You know how you put meat on a stick?

00:02:31.000 He's sitting there like this, like, eh, eh, eating it.

00:02:35.000 And I go, Ryan, after it's done cooking, you slide it off the stick, and then you have that little cooked vegetables and cooked stuff on the plate.

00:02:42.000 But he's sitting there gnawing at it like a dog.

00:02:45.000 And then my dog got on the table and grabbed the last one.

00:02:49.000 And he's a little stupid dog.

00:02:51.000 He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

00:02:52.000 We got him a little Hawaiian shirt.

00:02:53.000 And Ryan is going, no, no, no.

00:02:55.000 And I've never seen him do this before.

00:02:57.000 He just went like, you could see in his eyes, he was saying, fuck you.

00:03:00.000 I will fucking die.

00:03:02.000 I will die.

00:03:03.000 And I'm coming out and going, Leroy, no, no.

00:03:05.000 And I'm trying to pry his mouth open.

00:03:06.000 And he's not even looking at us.

00:03:08.000 He's just like, go ahead, fucking stab me.

00:03:10.000 I've been smelling this for two hours.

00:03:12.000 I've been staring at that.

00:03:13.000 I finally got it.

00:03:14.000 It's mine.

00:03:15.000 We were kind of like, you can kill me now.

00:03:17.000 We were kind of like Karen's.

00:03:19.000 I felt bad.

00:03:20.000 I was like, he earned this.

00:03:22.000 No, he did not.

00:03:24.000 He exactly did not earn that.

00:03:26.000 He hasn't earned anything.

00:03:28.000 In his life.

00:03:29.000 His entire existence is food charity.

00:03:33.000 That's a little bit of affection, maybe, but just looking up for food.

00:03:37.000 Can you imagine a more pathetic life than that?

00:03:39.000 That's not what we had.

00:03:42.000 He's in a car.

00:03:43.000 He doesn't have access to cutlery.

00:03:45.000 And that's a totally different kind of thing.

00:03:50.000 It's a meat kebab.

00:03:53.000 Also, a lot of people are curious about the boiler.

00:03:56.000 There's been a lot of talk about this boiler.

00:03:58.000 And a lot of people who don't aren't in the business.

00:04:01.000 This is the millennials.

00:04:03.000 They're experts on everything.

00:04:05.000 Having never even had a job, having never even moved out of their house, they're going to tell a half a century old man what's going on.

00:04:14.000 So one of them was saying, yeah, actually what a lot of them do is they fix the boilers and they're really valuable fixed.

00:04:20.000 No, once a boiler's dead, it's dead.

00:04:22.000 Okay?

00:04:23.000 It's rusted to shit.

00:04:25.000 It's garbage.

00:04:27.000 And the guy who came to get it didn't look at the quality of it.

00:04:31.000 He just threw it in the back of his big truck that has a bunch of other crap in it.

00:04:36.000 That's why the plumber came over with a bucket and he said, I'm keeping the bucket, but you can have the copper in there.

00:04:36.000 Garbage.

00:04:42.000 And he poured a bunch of copper pipes in there because the guy's a scrap guy.

00:04:46.000 He's not a boiler repair guy.

00:04:48.000 The other theory that my buddy Tim was saying, he's from Liverpool.

00:04:51.000 He's like, yeah, what's going on there?

00:04:53.000 He's they get a warranty.

00:04:55.000 Yeah, he's got this, I don't do a very good Liverpudlian accent, but their Ds are, don't do it, dude.

00:05:01.000 It's really like, Jesus, take it easy on those D's.

00:05:04.000 You're massacring your D's.

00:05:07.000 And what are you doing?

00:05:09.000 Mistake.

00:05:11.000 Oh, that's a surprise.

00:05:14.000 She says, yeah, the warranty.

00:05:15.000 A lot of these, and he has this tone where he's like, I'm going to break it to you.

00:05:20.000 So at least he's my age, and I can take him having theories about stuff.

00:05:23.000 He's like, yeah, they get the warranty.

00:05:26.000 So some of them, a lot of them will turn it in and then they'll get a 10-year, 15-year warranty, then they'll get like 300 bucks back.

00:05:26.000 Yeah.

00:05:33.000 That would justify him coming to my house, but that's not the case.

00:05:37.000 It's a 2001 boiler.

00:05:38.000 It's 20 years old.

00:05:41.000 I wouldn't just bring this to you without knowing what I'm talking about.

00:05:45.000 My plumber was also shocked.

00:05:48.000 He shook his head.

00:05:49.000 I don't understand it.

00:05:50.000 Okay?

00:05:51.000 So if I had a dumb thing, if something confused me and it was really simple, I wouldn't bring it to you.

00:05:57.000 I'd have it solved.

00:05:58.000 But when I come up with something like, why the fuck do scrap guys come to your house to get a boiler that's worth seven bucks?

00:06:04.000 And when someone who's been in the industry for decades goes, it's the weirdest thing.

00:06:08.000 Then I think, ah, a plumber who's got his own company thinks it's a weird thing?

00:06:13.000 I'm right.

00:06:13.000 I'll take it to the people.

00:06:15.000 And then I get the warranty shit and the, sometimes they fix them.

00:06:19.000 No, they don't.

00:06:20.000 No, they don't.

00:06:21.000 You've never seen a fucking boiler.

00:06:25.000 Stop being sad.

00:06:26.000 And again, I said this last week.

00:06:27.000 I hate when people waste my time.

00:06:30.000 So, don't make me make files that I put in my brain and then I have to take them out later.

00:06:35.000 If I put a file in my brain, that's a lot of work for me.

00:06:38.000 I got to alphabetize it, I put it in there.

00:06:40.000 Oh, people fix boilers.

00:06:41.000 And then I find out you don't know anything about plumbing, anything about boilers, and now I got to go find this and take it out again.

00:06:46.000 And another thing that pisses me off about it is years later, you'll go, wait a minute, is it because sometimes they repair them?

00:06:55.000 That's in my head for some reason.

00:06:56.000 Yeah, because an asshole put it there.

00:06:58.000 It shouldn't be in there.

00:07:00.000 It left a stain.

00:07:03.000 That's true.

00:07:05.000 That game was fun, though.

00:07:07.000 Got to admit that I did crush as a teammate.

00:07:10.000 It was pretty good.

00:07:11.000 Thank you.

00:07:12.000 It's like the Fonz saying he's wrong.

00:07:15.000 Ryan is pretty...

00:07:18.000 Pretty...

00:07:26.000 You write down 10, on a piece of paper, you write down 10 names like Jesus Christ, Satan, the Fawns, John Lennon, whatever.

00:07:33.000 They can be fictional or real, alive or dead.

00:07:36.000 You write them all out, then you cut them up, and you put them in a hat.

00:07:39.000 And you should, it's fun to get like 100.

00:07:43.000 And then you have two teams.

00:07:44.000 We had Boys Against the Girls.

00:07:46.000 And the problem is my kids and my kids' friends.

00:07:50.000 And yes, we are having parties at our house.

00:07:52.000 Fuck you.

00:07:54.000 My kids' friends put in all these YouTubers.

00:07:56.000 So no adult knows any YouTubers.

00:07:59.000 Brett Rivera?

00:08:01.000 Yeah.

00:08:01.000 And I looked him up.

00:08:02.000 He's got like billions of views.

00:08:04.000 He's huge.

00:08:06.000 He's probably a millionaire from these stupid YouTube videos.

00:08:11.000 There he is.

00:08:12.000 It's just like my friend's little brother.

00:08:14.000 All the little kids know this guy.

00:08:16.000 He's got little brothers.

00:08:17.000 Let me see how many subscribers he has.

00:08:19.000 Probably a couple.

00:08:20.000 He's much more influential than I am.

00:08:23.000 I've been doing this for 30 years.

00:08:26.000 Well, you don't do sister diss tracks either.

00:08:28.000 Sister diss tracks.

00:08:32.000 12 million subscribers.

00:08:35.000 We have 16,000.

00:08:39.000 Today, Dama brought his little pet spider here.

00:08:44.000 Yeah, let's not.

00:08:46.000 But we were so good.

00:08:47.000 What if we just got sucked into it and we realized the entire show we were watching Brett Rivera for?

00:08:51.000 Who is it?

00:08:52.000 What?

00:08:52.000 The sun is down.

00:08:53.000 Where am I?

00:08:54.000 The janitor comes in.

00:08:56.000 Hey, guys, we're locking up here.

00:08:59.000 We got keys.

00:09:00.000 Don't worry about it.

00:09:02.000 We were so good.

00:09:02.000 This is how quick it was.

00:09:03.000 It was like, let's see.

00:09:05.000 Oh, Ellis.

00:09:08.000 Hey.

00:09:08.000 Vonce.

00:09:10.000 Robin.

00:09:10.000 Yeah, Howard's turn.

00:09:12.000 Ooh, I'm the genie from Aladdin.

00:09:15.000 Will Smith, Robin Williams.

00:09:17.000 Yeah.

00:09:18.000 It was like that quick.

00:09:19.000 We were like 30 of them, one shot.

00:09:21.000 But then what wound up happening?

00:09:22.000 It was supposed to be a battle of the sexes.

00:09:23.000 Well, my daughter and her friend just slayed all.

00:09:26.000 They were way behind us.

00:09:28.000 But then they tore through those YouTubers like it was nobody's business, and that got them back up to a tie.

00:09:35.000 And it was for who's better throughout time, men?

00:09:38.000 Yeah, I said it's boys against girls, and whoever wins is the better gender, and that goes throughout all of time backwards and all of time forwards in perpetuity for all of humankind ever.

00:09:52.000 I'm like, okay, you're on.

00:09:54.000 And then we both got 35.

00:09:55.000 Amazing.

00:09:56.000 God intervened and he went, I don't want to start defining which gender's better.

00:10:00.000 That's bad, especially all of history.

00:10:03.000 That's my life's work.

00:10:05.000 So he went 35, 35.

00:10:07.000 See, Ron Coleman's right.

00:10:08.000 God does sweat the small stuff.

00:10:10.000 I just can't figure out what he does when I pray for the Mets to win.

00:10:15.000 Does he hear the Yankees' prayers and go, oh, I love the Mets too, but they suck.

00:10:22.000 Sorry, guys.

00:10:24.000 Well, he was a frequent guest on the Colgate Comedy Hour, the radio program.

00:10:29.000 I don't know what the Colgate is.

00:10:30.000 No show Tim Heidecker ever.

00:10:32.000 Okay, well, I don't know if this is going to help you out at all, but he was also a frequent guest.

00:10:36.000 Speaking of painfully unfunny people, Jimmy Fallon is in trouble because he wore blackface.

00:10:43.000 Yeah, I know.

00:10:45.000 Everyone knows that.

00:10:46.000 This resurfaces.

00:10:49.000 Dude, if you Googled Blackface at any time in the past 40 years, you get Billy Crystal, you get Sarah Silverman, you get Jimmy Kimmel, you get who is that music, that folk singer woman, Joan Baez type of name, that era, early 70s.

00:11:14.000 Joni Mitchell.

00:11:15.000 Joni Mitchell.

00:11:16.000 She wore Blackface so much, it was a guy.

00:11:19.000 His own name.

00:11:20.000 Yeah, like I forget what his name is.

00:11:21.000 Art Nouveau, no?

00:11:22.000 And look up Joni Mitchell.

00:11:26.000 Yeah, that sounds right.

00:11:27.000 Art Nouveau.

00:11:28.000 That was the name of him.

00:11:30.000 And she would go to parties in Blackface, smoke cigarettes, and be like, what's going on, fan fucksy mama?

00:11:36.000 Now that's, I would think that's racist.

00:11:40.000 But I don't care.

00:11:41.000 But just following their definitions, maybe you'd have a point that she was appropriating culture.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, that's Joni Mitchell.

00:11:51.000 Was that unearthed?

00:11:54.000 It's like my wife the other day, she goes, I just saw on the front page of the Daily Mail, Ann Coulter called Trump a retard.

00:11:59.000 I go, yeah, a thousand times in the past four years.

00:12:03.000 She turned on him like month two.

00:12:07.000 Oh, I regret it so.

00:12:10.000 I've learned so much since then.

00:12:14.000 It was great revenge.

00:12:16.000 That was all, to get this asshole to freak him out.

00:12:19.000 I had to keep him on the shut up.

00:12:21.000 I hate hearing apologies in defense, especially for things that are not bad.

00:12:26.000 Jimmy Fallon dressed up as Chris Rock.

00:12:29.000 Chris Rock's black, Jimmy Fallon's white.

00:12:31.000 When you're doing an imitation of someone, you try to resemble them.

00:12:36.000 It looked so fucking gay.

00:12:39.000 When Fred Armison would be Obama on SNL, he'd have the afro, everything, but no makeup.

00:12:48.000 So it was Obama with food poisoning.

00:12:52.000 Obama about to puke.

00:12:54.000 Obama saw a ghost.

00:12:56.000 Look how ridiculous this looks.

00:12:59.000 President Letterman last night and revealed how he gets into the open.

00:13:03.000 What's the matter, Obama?

00:13:04.000 Are you sick?

00:13:05.000 Basically, you know, I'm going to take your temperature.

00:13:08.000 I just kind of like make sure to kind of start up as a help.

00:13:13.000 And he doesn't think sometimes.

00:13:17.000 So, how do we feel about this?

00:13:20.000 As far as our belief system goes, which we're going to get to in a second, we go, look, even when the blackface was at its worst, right, in like the 30s, not all of it was derogatory.

00:13:33.000 In fact, only a small fraction, I just went like this, only a small fraction of it was, hey, I'm a dumb black person.

00:13:41.000 A lot of it was just whites emulating blacks because they thought they were interesting, and they were.

00:13:46.000 Blacks were partying.

00:13:47.000 Blacks were having affairs.

00:13:49.000 Blacks were dancing music.

00:13:51.000 They were doing all this colorful stuff.

00:13:52.000 The Puritan culture of pre-war, pre-Second World War America, in between the wars, was just boring.

00:14:01.000 Protestant, Catholic, Squaresville.

00:14:03.000 So they saw these colorful characters, and when they would do a play, they'd go, well, I'm not going to do me.

00:14:07.000 I didn't do anything interesting this week.

00:14:09.000 I'm going to put it in black face and be like, mommy, oh, I love you, how I love you, my dear old Swanny.

00:14:17.000 And in this case, Fallon's just doing a convincing job.

00:14:22.000 Man, oh man, read this book.

00:14:23.000 I've seen who wants to be a millionaire.

00:14:26.000 Guess what?

00:14:27.000 Not a lot of black folks on the show.

00:14:29.000 Not a lot of black folks on the show.

00:14:32.000 You know what?

00:14:32.000 Because black folks don't like to answer questions.

00:14:35.000 All they want to be millionaires, but you got to ask that kind of question.

00:14:38.000 Like, in 1981, how many kinds of crack did Rick James smoke when he recorded Super Freak?

00:14:43.000 Isn't it funny that you could write with that kind of carefree confidence?

00:14:47.000 Like, those are all funny jokes, but you couldn't say that now.

00:14:50.000 The only way to get black people on how to be a millionaire is to say, how much crack did Rick James smoke when he recorded Super Freak?

00:14:57.000 And that's just a fact.

00:14:58.000 Everyone knows he smoked tons of crack.

00:15:02.000 So it's not like it's a stereotype or it's insulting, but you could never make that joke today.

00:15:07.000 Anyway, fuck him.

00:15:08.000 Sorry.

00:15:09.000 You don't have my back?

00:15:10.000 I don't have yours.

00:15:11.000 You're a fucking pussy.

00:15:12.000 I think it's ridiculous that they're trying to cancel you, but I don't give a shit about you.

00:15:18.000 You made this mess.

00:15:19.000 You helped make this mess.

00:15:20.000 Remember this when he tussled Trump's hair and he got in tons of shit for it because that humanized him.

00:15:26.000 And what did he do?

00:15:27.000 Apologize.

00:15:29.000 And he almost quit his job.

00:15:30.000 There was an article, I think it was New York Magazine.

00:15:32.000 I couldn't find it, but he went into deep contemplation for what he had done to humanize Trump.

00:15:40.000 Just for the record, Trump is a human.

00:15:44.000 So did you dogify Benji too?

00:15:51.000 And in the magazine, they have him on top of the sign, a Radio City Music Hall, like sitting on the sign, literally sitting on the sign.

00:15:58.000 And he's like this, like, what the fuck have I done?

00:16:01.000 I put Hitler in the White House.

00:16:03.000 Johnny Felon is now whimpering to all that he did the famous hair show with me where he seriously messed up my hair and that he would have now done it differently because it's said to have humanized me.

00:16:14.000 He's taking shit.

00:16:16.000 Isn't that fucking funny?

00:16:18.000 He got in shit for humanizing a human being.

00:16:22.000 If you think Trump is human, you're a radical.

00:16:26.000 That's where we're at.

00:16:28.000 He called and said, monster ratings.

00:16:30.000 Be a man, Jimmy.

00:16:32.000 That's hilarious.

00:16:33.000 A lot of racial shit.

00:16:34.000 All my stories here are all race.

00:16:37.000 Drake did this too.

00:16:40.000 But he's black.

00:16:42.000 First of all, he's a white Jewish boy from Toronto.

00:16:45.000 But this story was black actors whining about how hard it is for them to get roles and they have to basically be in blackface.

00:16:52.000 But they don't care.

00:16:54.000 They went after him anyway.

00:16:56.000 And Doja Cat, Doja Cat is in trouble.

00:16:59.000 She still has the number two song in the country.

00:17:02.000 That one who said, My milk.

00:17:04.000 Remember, she had some stupid song a few years ago.

00:17:06.000 I'm a cow.

00:17:07.000 I'm a cow.

00:17:08.000 And now she's the number two artist in the country, right below Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande.

00:17:16.000 So anyway, she had a song called Dind that had a Dind Do Nothing in it.

00:17:22.000 We all know what a Dindu is.

00:17:24.000 It is about a type of black person.

00:17:26.000 A criminal who gets caught, lies to police all the time, the kind of criminals you see on the show Cops, where they go, I didn't do nothing.

00:17:34.000 It's not racist.

00:17:35.000 In fact, black people shouldn't like Dindus either.

00:17:39.000 You know, it's like the white equivalent of like some drunk redneck shirtless hillbilly who's toothless and screaming at the cops.

00:17:48.000 I didn't do nothing.

00:17:51.000 We probably have a name for ours and the way they treat white rednecks with contempt in the media is a great example of this.

00:18:00.000 Our dindus are the laughingstock all over TV, as they should be.

00:18:04.000 But for you, for a black person to even acknowledge that they have dindus is racist.

00:18:10.000 I don't see how.

00:18:11.000 Go back to that picture with Sarah Silverman and everything.

00:18:17.000 Like, Jimmy Fallon is painting his face like the actor, like the basketball player he's portraying.

00:18:24.000 And Sarah Silverman, in Sarah Silverman's show, she portrayed an idiot, asshole bitch.

00:18:30.000 And this dumb bitch character that she made of herself, a really brutal exaggeration of her, she made her into like a really vain idiot.

00:18:39.000 And so she was trying, the character here was trying to get along with black people and see what it's like to be black.

00:18:46.000 So she did that to her face.

00:18:48.000 It's funny.

00:18:50.000 It's a joke on her, and it's also a joke about whites who think they're anti-racist.

00:18:56.000 It's actually politically correct, this bottom joke.

00:19:00.000 Who's that to the left, you know?

00:19:02.000 Bill Clinton.

00:19:04.000 Oh, what about the female?

00:19:05.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:19:05.000 I don't, but who cares?

00:19:06.000 The one in black face.

00:19:07.000 Like, she dressed up like a black person.

00:19:10.000 Yeah.

00:19:11.000 Could be a black woman.

00:19:12.000 Imagine being so weak and precious and sensitive that no one could even make fun of you or refer to your criminals in any way, shape or form.

00:19:20.000 Like we're turning with the, If I was black, I'd be offended.

00:19:28.000 I'd go, can you stop treating me with kid gloves?

00:19:31.000 I'm not retarded.

00:19:32.000 I can take a joke.

00:19:34.000 I don't care if someone wrote a song that had you insulting black criminals 10 years ago.

00:19:40.000 Like, this comes full circle with Fallon.

00:19:42.000 Top comment is: he should be killed.

00:19:44.000 He's a racist.

00:19:46.000 It's just public.

00:19:48.000 Kill him.

00:19:49.000 Why'd you shoot Jimmy Fallon?

00:19:51.000 Because you're going to go to jail.

00:19:52.000 He dressed up like Chris Rock.

00:19:54.000 Oh, oh, no, you're not going to jail.

00:19:57.000 It was a Twitter moment, too, that the Dindu thing.

00:20:01.000 Her defense, she's savagely trying.

00:20:04.000 Look at her face.

00:20:05.000 She's a five.

00:20:06.000 And she drew a pretty face on her face.

00:20:09.000 If you see her without makeup, she's like a five.

00:20:13.000 So ladies could just draw faces on their face and be hot.

00:20:18.000 Keep going down?

00:20:19.000 They have the lyrics there somewhere.

00:20:21.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:20:22.000 How much nothing can a dindu do if a dindu didn't do nothing?

00:20:26.000 How much money could a dindu make if a didn't do did all the things that you wish to?

00:20:30.000 Click on it.

00:20:33.000 How much money could a dindu make?

00:20:36.000 And then they have their definition of dindu who are victims of police brutality?

00:20:43.000 No, that's just not true.

00:20:45.000 Fuck.

00:20:53.000 This story's going big.

00:20:54.000 Some crazy bitch had her dog not on a leash, and a black guy said, hey, can you put your dog on a leash?

00:21:00.000 Which I see both sides to that.

00:21:04.000 Sometimes I feel one of my kids are around.

00:21:06.000 I'm like, I don't know if your dog doesn't like kids.

00:21:09.000 Put it on a leash.

00:21:10.000 But other times I go, well, I'm not going to be a Karen and constantly enforce leashes.

00:21:16.000 But all he said to her is, put your dog on a leash.

00:21:23.000 Will you please stop?

00:21:24.000 Sir, I'm asking you to stop.

00:21:26.000 Please don't come close to me.

00:21:27.000 Sir, I'm asking you to stop this.

00:21:29.000 Please don't come close to me.

00:21:30.000 Please take your phone off.

00:21:31.000 Please don't come close to me.

00:21:33.000 I don't like either of these people.

00:21:35.000 Why are they so panicked?

00:21:36.000 What is this?

00:21:37.000 Just pause.

00:21:37.000 What's happening?

00:21:39.000 He said, put your dog in a leash.

00:21:40.000 She took that as the end of the world.

00:21:42.000 And he should.

00:21:43.000 I always say, people, stop filming everything.

00:21:45.000 But in this case, if someone's calling the cops on you, yeah, you should film.

00:21:49.000 You need evidence.

00:21:52.000 I'm going to tell them there's an African-American man threatening my life.

00:21:55.000 Please tell them whatever you like.

00:21:57.000 Please tell them whatever you like.

00:21:59.000 So he said, put your leash on, and she said, there's an African-American man threatening my life.

00:22:03.000 This isn't like the 20s or the fuck 1800s.

00:22:06.000 Yeah.

00:22:07.000 He's black.

00:22:11.000 She's probably a liberal who thinks that cops hunt blacks and now she's using that against them to be like, you know what they do.

00:22:11.000 Isn't that weird?

00:22:16.000 Well, she's showing her true colors, right?

00:22:18.000 They always do that.

00:22:19.000 When blacks go conservative, that's when the N-word and Uncle Tom and Koon is a pejorative.

00:22:24.000 They use coon a lot.

00:22:25.000 What are you, gay?

00:22:26.000 These gays are.

00:22:27.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:22:28.000 They protect gays.

00:22:29.000 Little dick.

00:22:29.000 They love saying little dick, too.

00:22:31.000 Yeah.

00:22:31.000 I'm like, lady, don't make me pull it out.

00:22:33.000 You'll have nightmares.

00:22:38.000 Is she for animal rights, dude, choking her fucking dog with that?

00:22:41.000 Look at it.

00:22:43.000 She's hanging her dog.

00:22:44.000 She's lynching her dog.

00:22:46.000 And there is a man up here.

00:22:47.000 But I meant to ask a cop this.

00:22:49.000 Is it illegal?

00:22:50.000 I don't believe that he threatened her.

00:22:52.000 But is it illegal to go up to someone and go, I'm going to fucking kill you?

00:22:56.000 I don't think it's illegal.

00:22:58.000 It's illegal to make a threat that has plausibility.

00:23:02.000 Like, say you're in the bloods and you say, hey, bloods, let's all kill Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:23:06.000 And people listen to you.

00:23:09.000 You're a gang leader.

00:23:10.000 Hopefully no bloods listen to the show.

00:23:14.000 I remember there was a gang leader who called for Kanye West to be killed.

00:23:19.000 And he was a crip.

00:23:20.000 Was he a crip?

00:23:22.000 I think so.

00:23:23.000 So that has plausibility, but what about you just go up to someone in the park and go, I'm going to fucking kill you?

00:23:30.000 It's not cool.

00:23:32.000 But is it illegal?

00:23:35.000 Crip alert for Kanye.

00:23:37.000 Stay in Calabasas.

00:23:40.000 For supporting Trump.

00:23:42.000 Okay.

00:23:42.000 A former member of Snoop Doggy Chip.

00:23:50.000 Shortly after, Snoopy Dog Dog.

00:23:53.000 You know, the one who bow wow.

00:23:54.000 Or when they don't use the T like.

00:23:56.000 And then Lil Wayne came out.

00:23:59.000 Little, Lil.

00:24:02.000 Recording me and threatening me and my dog.

00:24:05.000 He's not threatening me.

00:24:09.000 I can't breathe, bitch.

00:24:14.000 You're killing me.

00:24:17.000 I'm sorry.

00:24:18.000 He's going.

00:24:19.000 I'm being threatened by a man in the ramble.

00:24:21.000 Please shut him off immediately.

00:24:25.000 I'm in central parking ramble.

00:24:27.000 I don't know.

00:24:29.000 Thank you.

00:24:31.000 Oh, wow.

00:24:32.000 That was amazing.

00:24:34.000 Viewers, please don't text me and tell me what threats.

00:24:38.000 I'll ask someone with authority.

00:24:40.000 need letters from 21 year olds telling me what happened.

00:24:44.000 Black Eye was...

00:24:50.000 A black guy just died after an arrest in Minneapolis.

00:24:53.000 But the media's take is it's another Eric Garner.

00:24:57.000 Of course, in the Eric Garner story, they don't mention that he said this ends now and refused to comply.

00:25:02.000 So this guy says, please, I can't breathe.

00:25:06.000 Handcuffed black man dies after a white Minneapolis cop, there was an Asian cop there too, arresting him for forgery.

00:25:12.000 I don't know what that means, forgery, writing fake checks while he screamed in pain.

00:25:17.000 He was not screaming in pain as FBI launched investigation.

00:25:20.000 So we'll see how this pans out.

00:25:22.000 It's being investigated by the FBI.

00:25:26.000 But a lot of the times in these arrests, one of the officers, he said, don't do drugs, kids.

00:25:32.000 And a lot of the times during arrests, they'll throw their crack or their drugs in their mouth.

00:25:37.000 And then in the fray, sometimes accidentally swallow it.

00:25:41.000 And then you OD on crack or even Coke.

00:25:45.000 Plus, you've got your adrenaline pounding, so your heart's already going boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:25:48.000 We don't know what happened.

00:25:49.000 But, and if the cops, if he died as a result of excessive force, the cops should be punished to the severest extent of the law.

00:25:57.000 And they will be.

00:25:59.000 They will Be but what interests me about that story is before knowing the background, before knowing exactly how he died, that is the front page of Daily Mail.

00:26:08.000 What isn't on the front page of Daily Mail is this Jaden Hayden story.

00:26:12.000 In fact, it's dead, dead in the water.

00:26:15.000 By the way, you know that bit we did yesterday with the broken camera where we mixed all the faces?

00:26:20.000 Yeah, we fixed it.

00:26:22.000 I got a note from someone who goes, hey man, you're being trolled.

00:26:27.000 That Kansas couple, the Knoxville, Tennessee couple who were killed, they were actually white.

00:26:34.000 I don't believe you.

00:26:36.000 I swear to God.

00:26:37.000 He goes, you got trolled.

00:26:40.000 And then I thought, did you watch the whole thing?

00:26:43.000 Did you just go, hey, that's the wrong couple and run to your computer and send the letter before even seeing the ending of our bet?

00:26:52.000 Or even worse, you did watch the whole thing and thought it was real.

00:26:57.000 And you thought your, somebody else thought their phone was broken because it has that crack on it.

00:27:02.000 Oh, really?

00:27:03.000 Yes.

00:27:06.000 We worked really hard on that crack.

00:27:08.000 Yeah.

00:27:08.000 We both worked hard.

00:27:09.000 That link that was supposed to be there yesterday is here.

00:27:11.000 Gavin's Doodles for Justice.

00:27:13.000 Okay.

00:27:14.000 Bam.

00:27:15.000 But check out...

00:27:17.000 And all the other ones are like $100.

00:27:22.000 Check out this tweet.

00:27:23.000 The black man who punched white senior citizens in the face hundreds of times, Jaden Hayden, had a Twitter account, tweeted nothing but racist threats and pictures of unconscious white people with bloody faces, but it took the entire country reporting him to make Twitter ban him.

00:27:37.000 Now, the original story was it was a black nurse, right?

00:27:42.000 And then we saw, well, he's not wearing scrubs.

00:27:44.000 He just has a t-shirt on.

00:27:46.000 And then they said it was an inmate.

00:27:47.000 He was taken from a correctional institute and he was put in there.

00:27:51.000 And anyone who knows anything about prison, if you go to the hospital from prison, you are handcuffed to your bed, wrist and ankle, and there's a cop standing there.

00:28:00.000 So they don't just throw you in the hospital and say, promise to come back to prison now.

00:28:04.000 Don't sneak out.

00:28:06.000 So per his father, the story seems to be he was in a mental institution, right?

00:28:14.000 There's a racist man in the loony bin, a crazy racist black guy.

00:28:19.000 And he called 911 and said, I have COVID symptoms.

00:28:26.000 No proof.

00:28:27.000 Without testing, this is the sort of jigsaw puzzle I'm piecing together from all these different sources.

00:28:33.000 They took him from the loony bin, not to a hospital, but to a nursing home to be quarantined.

00:28:42.000 Now, that's happened in four other states, including New York.

00:28:45.000 Cuomo says he was just following Trump's orders.

00:28:48.000 But outside of the whole shocking racism, disgusting racism, outside of the brutal beating, which if the races were reversed, America would be on fire right now.

00:29:02.000 If there was a MAGA dude beating up old black people in an old folks' home, oh my God.

00:29:07.000 Oh my God.

00:29:08.000 We'd be hearing about, my great-grandchildren would be hearing about it all day in school, forever.

00:29:15.000 But all that aside, why are COVID patients being put into nursing homes?

00:29:23.000 Can you help me out here?

00:29:25.000 Of all the places, why not their own homes?

00:29:31.000 I don't understand it.

00:29:34.000 To get deaths up.

00:29:35.000 That's all I can think is to get the numbers up.

00:29:37.000 That's literally the only thing I could think.

00:29:40.000 So just like a smallpox blanket, we take this lunatic.

00:29:43.000 He's kind of racist.

00:29:44.000 He'll beat them, but more importantly, he'll infect them.

00:29:47.000 And then you just drop him in with the olds, with the oldies, and you must want to get deaths up.

00:29:54.000 And Detroit is such a shithole.

00:29:55.000 The bureaucrats are so useless.

00:29:56.000 They didn't notice that they were bringing in one of the infected patients, happened to be a violent lunatic who hated white people.

00:30:04.000 But we won't hear about this because it doesn't fit the narrative.

00:30:08.000 The narrative is white people, white men are killing everyone.

00:30:13.000 Cops, Nazis, proud boys.

00:30:16.000 I saw this Prager U thing where they were talking about Don Lamon who said, the biggest threat to our nation is white men.

00:30:24.000 Which is kind of true in one sense, in that we represent the biggest part of the population, especially in crime.

00:30:31.000 Like Japan's biggest crime problem right now is Japanese men.

00:30:35.000 Cars are the biggest danger on highways.

00:30:36.000 Cars are the biggest danger on the highways.

00:30:40.000 Stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men.

00:30:47.000 Just pause radicalized right now.

00:30:50.000 I remember when he said that.

00:30:51.000 We talked about it on, I think, the Gavin McInnes show.

00:30:54.000 I can't remember.

00:30:55.000 Maybe it was CR-TV.

00:30:56.000 But he says in one sentence, he says, let's not demonize people, just one group.

00:31:03.000 Let's not demonize a group.

00:31:04.000 Then without even a period, he says the biggest problem in this nation is white men.

00:31:10.000 I guess there was a period.

00:31:11.000 The biggest, so don't demonize Muslims.

00:31:14.000 That's wrong.

00:31:15.000 Demonize white men.

00:31:17.000 He's not against demonization.

00:31:18.000 He just wants you to do it to this group, not that group.

00:31:22.000 Demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized up to the right.

00:31:33.000 There was no period.

00:31:34.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:31:35.000 There was no period.

00:31:36.000 He used the word and.

00:31:42.000 Learning is fun.

00:31:47.000 I like how we're such a dumb nation.

00:31:49.000 We have to have like kindergarten graphics to learn anything.

00:31:52.000 You can still just write that out for me.

00:31:54.000 I don't need graphics.

00:31:56.000 And I knew all this.

00:31:57.000 Actually, I didn't know this, 80% of attacks.

00:31:59.000 I'll talk about that later with this fucking study.

00:32:05.000 Political survey.

00:32:09.000 And you knew that, right?

00:32:12.000 And by the way, as far as going radical and joining a radical group, it's much more prevalent with blacks to join radical black groups than it is for whites to join radical white groups.

00:32:21.000 There aren't really any radical white groups.

00:32:24.000 They're not a thing.

00:32:25.000 When was the last time you saw one?

00:32:26.000 I was thinking that the other day.

00:32:29.000 Like, patriotic, basically proud boys and you and I are just patriotic nationalists who like free speech and guns.

00:32:41.000 And that's seen as this abhorrent, horrible sin that has to be wiped out, and seen as white supremacy.

00:32:47.000 But you go, no, think about how many anti-big government pro-freedom people you meet.

00:32:54.000 Like three a day at least.

00:32:56.000 You meet them every day.

00:32:56.000 They're everywhere.

00:32:58.000 How many white supremacists have you met or even heard of your sister meeting?

00:33:03.000 It's usually like four a lifetime.

00:33:08.000 Three a day versus four a lifetime.

00:33:11.000 Those are different groups.

00:33:12.000 White supremacists are as rare as snow leopards.

00:33:16.000 Patriotic small government types.

00:33:20.000 Which brings me to this bitter old sal named Samantha Kuttner, who's go to the second link first.

00:33:28.000 She's very unattractive and clearly not invited to fun parties.

00:33:33.000 So in other words, she's not validated by men.

00:33:37.000 So what do you do?

00:33:38.000 Well, then you get revenge on men and devote your entire life to stalking them so you can invalidate them and then their lack of interest in you is invalid.

00:33:47.000 So proud boys are the problem.

00:33:49.000 She is completely obsessed.

00:33:54.000 She's like a cowlick.

00:33:55.000 She's completely obsessed with this group.

00:33:59.000 And she's a Nazi herself.

00:34:02.000 There's a thing called the Clarion Project that tracks Muslim extremists.

00:34:09.000 They fight hate.

00:34:11.000 And they're the ones, we've had them on the show.

00:34:13.000 They're the ones who told us about or know a lot about this cabal of extremist Muslims up and down the coast.

00:34:21.000 I mean, sorry, all over the country, New Mexico, Islamberg.

00:34:25.000 We've talked about them before.

00:34:26.000 A little boy starved to death on one of these compounds.

00:34:29.000 No mention of it, though, because they're black Muslims.

00:34:31.000 So don't go near that.

00:34:34.000 And Clarion Project worked with Light Upon Light, and so did she.

00:34:38.000 In fact, I think she applied at Clarion Project 2.

00:34:41.000 So she's in the mud with the rest, but I guess she didn't get the job and now she wants revenge.

00:34:46.000 So now she appears to be working for The Hague.

00:34:51.000 I don't know, counterterrorism, The Hague.

00:34:53.000 I don't know what.

00:34:54.000 Is that like the World Court?

00:34:56.000 Is that where you try war crimes?

00:34:58.000 Or maybe they're just located in The Hague, so it sounds like they are the World Court.

00:35:04.000 World Court.

00:35:05.000 Anyway, she just produced this in-depth study, Swiping Right, The Allure of Hypermasculinity and Crypto Fascism.

00:35:12.000 What the fuck?

00:35:13.000 I guess neo-fascist isn't good enough anymore for men who join the Proud Boys.

00:35:18.000 And it's riddled with typos, a wandering mess of bullshit.

00:35:25.000 And isn't it, again, they're totally obsessed with this.

00:35:29.000 Like you take a group with 5,000 members and you have this myopic obsession with one thing.

00:35:34.000 Yeah, you're going to find someone.

00:35:35.000 You're going to find a loony or two.

00:35:37.000 But scroll down.

00:35:39.000 I thought this was pretty telling.

00:35:40.000 No more.

00:35:41.000 Introduction.

00:35:42.000 Look at this.

00:35:43.000 McInnes, the auto-lightarian leader.

00:35:47.000 Could you be less witty?

00:35:48.000 And is she spelling, I think she's spelling authoritarian wrong, right?

00:35:53.000 And then somehow sticking light in the middle?

00:35:55.000 Is this so I won't sue her?

00:35:57.000 But this is interesting.

00:35:58.000 Look at this paragraph.

00:35:59.000 This tells you everything you need to know.

00:36:00.000 When Vice Expanded and merged with Viacom, McInnes was considered a liability, says who, and was brought out of Vice 2008.

00:36:07.000 That's true.

00:36:07.000 In 2010, he founded the ad agency Rooster New York.

00:36:11.000 Years later, he published The Death of Cool.

00:36:12.000 This is everything.

00:36:13.000 A memoir endorsed by comedian Nikki Glazer and Justin Thoreau.

00:36:20.000 Why is that relevant?

00:36:21.000 Because that's pretty girl stuff.

00:36:24.000 Justin Thoreau married Jennifer Anniston.

00:36:26.000 Nikki Glazer's a beautiful, pretty comedian.

00:36:29.000 Fat, ugly girls are obsessed with things like Nikki Glazer and Justin Thoreau.

00:36:35.000 So that's her idea of heaven.

00:36:38.000 And so she's saying, this guy is dangerous.

00:36:41.000 Look, he's involved with super amazing, awesome things like Nikki Glazer and Justin Thoreau.

00:36:46.000 He's very powerful.

00:36:47.000 Like, that's her idea of utopia, a world where you could be friends with Nikki Glazer and Justin Thoreau.

00:36:53.000 That'll never happen to her.

00:36:55.000 So I want to take down people who know Nikki Glaser and Justin Thoreau, the in-crowd.

00:36:59.000 This is what fat ugly girls in the out-crowd do.

00:37:02.000 They attack the in-crowd.

00:37:06.000 And then she has this quote from me that reveals my racist views.

00:37:12.000 Okay, that's, if it, if it is racist, it's probably taken out of context.

00:37:17.000 And then she writes, every time I think about my friend Sprague, who was traumatized assisting in the cheap, in the cleanup of Ground Zero, I think of what many call a religion of peace, where a good 25% think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.

00:37:32.000 25% of the 1.5 billion Muslims in the world is 375 million.

00:37:38.000 Holy shit.

00:37:41.000 Do you want the study?

00:37:41.000 Thanks.

00:37:43.000 Do you want me to send you the study?

00:37:44.000 And that's 25% of black, I'm sorry, American Muslims aged 18 to 25.

00:37:51.000 American Muslims are the most moderate Muslims we got.

00:37:53.000 So it's a hell of a lot more than 25% in Jordan and Sudan and Syria, all over the Middle East and Africa.

00:38:00.000 You're going to find way higher numbers.

00:38:02.000 So it's much more than 375 million.

00:38:04.000 What part of that is the problem?

00:38:07.000 And then what does she say?

00:38:11.000 Can you blow it up just a little bit?

00:38:14.000 It was formed when he was on indefinite leave, a rooster for a transphobic article.

00:38:18.000 True.

00:38:19.000 Through appearances of Fox News' subscription-based streaming platform, The Anthony Kumi Network, later, McKinnis created an audience.

00:38:24.000 He has stated that xenophobe is an accurate criticism of himself.

00:38:27.000 Yep.

00:38:28.000 Look at this horrible thing.

00:38:29.000 Characterized housewives as heroes.

00:38:32.000 Like, this is a woman who is so far left that she thinks praising a housewife is sexist.

00:38:38.000 And women who work is just wasting their time.

00:38:39.000 Well, you're clearly just wasting your time.

00:38:41.000 And look, she doesn't even know that periods go inside of quotes.

00:38:45.000 Like, this is illiterate.

00:38:47.000 And then the second paragraph, oh, no, she got it.

00:38:50.000 Despite racism, blah, blah, blah, many proud boys today.

00:38:52.000 They're already fans of his work.

00:38:55.000 Continue to view Kiminus as rather than an actual ideologue, despite his calls for violence and his disappointment in Trump supporters for not punching enough.

00:39:02.000 I noticed also, I went to check out her Twitter and she's obsessed with, where is my getting, who's paying for this?

00:39:06.000 Who's funding me?

00:39:08.000 It's like, me?

00:39:09.000 I'm a millionaire and we have 16,000 people paying 10 bucks a month.

00:39:13.000 Where do you think the magic money's coming from?

00:39:16.000 We're in the shittiest studio in the history of Manhattan.

00:39:20.000 Every time people come to our actual studio, they assume it's a broom closet.

00:39:24.000 And they go, how did you turn a closet into a studio?

00:39:26.000 I go, this is our studio.

00:39:28.000 What do you think?

00:39:29.000 It's, I'm not going to say the rent, but it's fucking cheap.

00:39:33.000 I don't think this is even meant to be rented out.

00:39:35.000 I think the super is just keeping the money for himself.

00:39:40.000 This is an Airbnb.

00:39:41.000 Wait, go back, because I'm sure I'm going to find more mistakes.

00:39:45.000 Scroll up a bit.

00:39:46.000 Larger public say that being proud of Western culture today was like being a crippled black lesbian and communist in 1953.

00:39:51.000 That's true and funny.

00:39:52.000 To understand the worldview of the group, it is imperative that counting violent extremism researchers, citizen activists, citizen activists, and government officials demystify the language surrounding Proud Boys' recruitment narratives.

00:40:06.000 It is also crucial for media to report without normalizing the Proud Boys' behavior, something the author has assisted with to ensure accurate, responsible coverage of the group.

00:40:16.000 Like this group, you think of what our meetings were with just, well, they don't happen in New York anymore because it threw everyone in jail, but just sitting around drinking beer, making fart jokes.

00:40:25.000 It's this sinister group.

00:40:27.000 Oh, we have this big druid cloak on with candles.

00:40:31.000 Telling shit in our pants stories.

00:40:33.000 Dude, one time I shit so bad, I was like.

00:40:36.000 Yeah.

00:40:37.000 And the initiation, the fact that they can make that serious.

00:40:40.000 You have to name five breakfast cereals while we pound you.

00:40:42.000 And let's say we're in the hotel in Westfest and then we get a knock on the door with room service.

00:40:46.000 It's a black person of any sort.

00:40:48.000 There's no way anybody would make any comments.

00:40:50.000 All right, thanks, man.

00:40:51.000 We gave him a $4 tip.

00:40:52.000 Anyway, so I shoot my pants.

00:40:54.000 I think the most non and then later in that theory thing too, she talks about how brow boys were at Charlottesville.

00:41:00.000 Yeah, I said don't go.

00:41:02.000 Four went to check it out and it was made clear that they were out if they went.

00:41:06.000 And then she in her story says, no, I just disavowed them after the girl was killed.

00:41:11.000 Go back, go back.

00:41:12.000 I shouldn't be giving this so much credence.

00:41:16.000 Wait, where were we?

00:41:19.000 Oh, Tonistan.

00:41:21.000 No, no, we were farther down.

00:41:24.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:41:26.000 The four levels of Proud Boy membership are but one example of their violent nature.

00:41:32.000 The first degree requires an initiate to state the Proud Boy's fraternity creed.

00:41:36.000 Yes, all clubs do that.

00:41:38.000 Elk's Lodge, Knights of Columbus.

00:41:40.000 That's just a thing.

00:41:41.000 If you knew anything about clubs, you would know that.

00:41:44.000 The second degree requires the initiate to be punched until he can name five breakfast cereals.

00:41:50.000 Once the initiate succeeds, he is an official member.

00:41:54.000 Yeah, it comes from safety slug at the Earl of March High School in Canada, where if you farted and didn't say safety and someone said slug, they would punch you till you could name five candy bars.

00:42:07.000 You're scared of my fart jokes.

00:42:09.000 Keep going.

00:42:11.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:42:12.000 The third degree involves the new member getting a tattoo with the proud boy's phrases or symbols.

00:42:17.000 That's true.

00:42:18.000 The fourth degree requires the member to engage in violence on the group's behalf.

00:42:22.000 No, that's not true.

00:42:23.000 And we clarified that.

00:42:24.000 Some members have chosen to earn their fourth degree by targeting members of the Muslim community.

00:42:29.000 What?

00:42:29.000 As proud boy Jeff Young did in an anti-Sharia law.

00:42:37.000 This Muslim woman threw hot coffee on him.

00:42:39.000 He diged it out and shoved her.

00:42:41.000 That's him getting his fourth degree.

00:42:44.000 Proud boys made national headlines when several members were caught at Unite the Right.

00:42:48.000 Yeah, they went to check it out.

00:42:49.000 Plenty of people did.

00:42:50.000 And go back down.

00:42:51.000 After one woman was killed, why would you just say hey they're higher?

00:42:56.000 And 19 others injured, blah, blah, blah.

00:42:57.000 McKinnis disavowed.

00:42:58.000 No, I did it months in advance.

00:43:03.000 Anyway, this goes on and on.

00:43:05.000 It's just riddled with mistakes and bullshit.

00:43:07.000 And of course, cites the SBLC.

00:43:09.000 Actually, this is advantageous because this will go in with my damages in my lawsuit.

00:43:14.000 Thank you for the article.

00:43:15.000 Thank you for doing my homework, Samantha.

00:43:18.000 You fucking ugly bitch.

00:43:21.000 Speaking of which, though, I think it's interesting to look at your views and my views, which I assume are pretty darn similar.

00:43:28.000 You wouldn't be watching this, and see just how radical of a crypto fascist we are.

00:43:35.000 shall we Eight values.

00:43:44.000 So what we have here is eight general ways to perceive society, and it shows you if you're extremist.

00:43:52.000 If you go to my Wikipedia, you can see that I'm a far-right, crypto neo-fascist, violent, Nazi murderer.

00:43:59.000 So you think I must have extreme views.

00:44:02.000 And I have a funny feeling that you and I will agree on most of these because we're reasonable people.

00:44:07.000 And I think most Americans agree.

00:44:09.000 I've been doing this to some friends, very traditional pals like Ron Coleman, more radical dudes like Mark Randaza.

00:44:17.000 And I'm always surprised at how middle of the road we all are.

00:44:21.000 But let's start the quiz.

00:44:23.000 And you can do this too at home.

00:44:24.000 What's the URL for this?

00:44:28.000 8values.githubio slash instruction.

00:44:32.000 Maybe just Google 8 values.

00:44:34.000 Okay.

00:44:34.000 You'll be presented with a series of statements for each one to click on the button with your opinion on it.

00:44:38.000 Got it.

00:44:39.000 Who clicks wait?

00:44:40.000 Never mind.

00:44:41.000 Just close the tab.

00:44:44.000 I am leaving this website now.

00:44:45.000 Goodbye.

00:44:46.000 Okay.

00:44:47.000 Oppression by corporations is more of a concern than oppression by governments.

00:44:51.000 Absolutely not.

00:44:57.000 Oppression by corporations is more of a concern.

00:44:59.000 No, so I strongly disagree.

00:45:01.000 Big business can be evil, yes, but it's the lesser of two evils, always.

00:45:06.000 And the only thing worse than both is when both are combined.

00:45:10.000 And that's why we had the mortgage crisis, because you had the government giving everyone a mortgage, and then the free market picking up the money everyone left on the ground and corrupting us even worse.

00:45:19.000 It is necessary for the government to intervene in the economy to protect consumers.

00:45:23.000 See, this is a tricky one.

00:45:26.000 Because you think, well, there must be some sort.

00:45:28.000 Like, what if the L-train that goes to Brooklyn got completely flooded, and the subway doesn't have enough money for that?

00:45:36.000 That would have to be the FEMA would have to come in.

00:45:40.000 so you kind of have to read between the lines because this sounds like it's talking about major bailouts and stuff.

00:45:45.000 I don't like that.

00:45:45.000 I don't like that the banks got away with the 2008 collapse.

00:45:48.000 As Michelle Malcolm points out, we should have let them die.

00:45:51.000 You suffer in capitalism.

00:45:52.000 So I'm going to go with strongly disagree.

00:45:56.000 The free of the market is free of the people, that's easy.

00:45:59.000 Strongly agree.

00:46:00.000 It is better to maintain a balanced budget than to ensure welfare for all citizens.

00:46:04.000 Strongly agree.

00:46:06.000 If you disagree with me on any of these, I consider you a communist.

00:46:09.000 In that sense, I am a radical.

00:46:12.000 Publicly funded research is more beneficial to the people than leaving it to the market.

00:46:17.000 Strongly disagree.

00:46:19.000 Look at, like, you know how you have a cochlear implant for hearing?

00:46:26.000 The FDA, I guess it is, regulates this, and it can take like 10 years to get permission to market these, to move forward on them.

00:46:34.000 And they have a similar cure for blindness.

00:46:37.000 They have a cochlear eyeball that they can put in.

00:46:40.000 But there's so many regulations and so much red tape that investors are like, I'm not going to wait 10 years to get my money back.

00:46:46.000 Fuck you.

00:46:47.000 So they can't develop it.

00:46:48.000 No.

00:46:50.000 And as we talked about on a previous show, remember that buyer beware, you put a skull and crossbones on medication and you say, hey, if you have a week to live a cancer, try this thing.

00:46:59.000 We don't know if it'll work, but you're a guinea pig.

00:47:01.000 They should have the right to take that risk.

00:47:04.000 Tariffs on international trade are important to encourage local production.

00:47:08.000 This is where I get kind of like a commie.

00:47:11.000 Because I think tariffs are just borders.

00:47:14.000 They're financial borders.

00:47:16.000 So I'm going to strongly agree.

00:47:18.000 My brother and I fight about this all the time because he's such a libertarian that he doesn't want anything.

00:47:22.000 He wants free market everywhere.

00:47:25.000 That's assuming everyone plays by the rules, but they're not playing by the third world isn't playing by the rules.

00:47:31.000 So it's an unfair competition.

00:47:33.000 It's like you go to the Olympics and Russia and China swimmers are totally doped up.

00:47:38.000 Well, now I don't, I want you regulated if we're going to be competing in the pool.

00:47:43.000 From each according to his ability, yes, perfect.

00:47:45.000 That's a t-shirt.

00:47:46.000 It would be best if social programs were...

00:47:52.000 Even private charity, sometimes at the Knights of Columbus, we'll raise like 200, not raised, we'll get 200 turkeys for Thanksgiving.

00:48:01.000 And I'm like, there was 200 families that weren't going to have a turkey if it wasn't for us.

00:48:06.000 Starving.

00:48:07.000 I think a lot of the Knights, I'm not disrespecting my club, but a lot of the Knights are in their 70s and they remember a time when you genuinely were starving.

00:48:15.000 You don't really see that anymore.

00:48:17.000 The biggest problem America's poor have is that they eat too much.

00:48:22.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:48:24.000 Aren't you at work?

00:48:25.000 Are you on your phone?

00:48:27.000 Oh.

00:48:28.000 Taxes should be increased on the rich to provide for the poor.

00:48:32.000 I strongly disagree.

00:48:34.000 You may want to get some money and realize the fucking tax that we pay, especially in New York.

00:48:41.000 If you could see my bank account, it's just like, went out to dinner, got some groceries, did this, even went on vacation, and then tax bill.

00:48:52.000 Like it's, you go through my Chase account and it's like, whoa, fuck.

00:48:57.000 Wow.

00:48:58.000 And then my wife say, well, maybe we could go out less.

00:49:00.000 And I'm like, those bills are nothing.

00:49:03.000 Those are like hundreds.

00:49:05.000 These are tens of thousands.

00:49:08.000 Inheritance is a legitimate form of wealth.

00:49:10.000 Of course, I strongly agree.

00:49:12.000 This pisses me off.

00:49:13.000 And they go, you got it.

00:49:14.000 Your daddy got you that.

00:49:16.000 Well, first of all, my daddy was poor, so they never say it to me.

00:49:18.000 But I'm going to have tons of money to give to my kids.

00:49:20.000 That's why I'm making the money.

00:49:22.000 Men don't really have extravagant tastes.

00:49:26.000 You know what?

00:49:27.000 I was at a bar yesterday, and I found this.

00:49:32.000 Can you see that?

00:49:38.000 What is that?

00:49:39.000 Is that a rat?

00:49:42.000 That's where I like to sit and drink during a pandemic in a place where there's rat skeletons.

00:49:48.000 We don't need Lamborghinis.

00:49:50.000 It's not our thing, but we want our kids to be safe.

00:49:53.000 And here's another great thing.

00:49:54.000 Go check out, there's a great book called Public Economics, and they talk about inheritance tax.

00:49:59.000 And this death tax is fucking insane.

00:50:02.000 They tax you when you die and give it to your kids, and then they tax the kids for getting the income.

00:50:07.000 So you pay the tax twice.

00:50:10.000 And they talked about, this book talks about ESPN and how it was a stupid idea.

00:50:14.000 It was a crazy idea, not stupid, obviously, but a crazy idea where I want to aggregate all sports in the entire country.

00:50:20.000 So you turn on ESPN and you know what college game is going on.

00:50:24.000 Everything is all in one.

00:50:25.000 Comedy Central was based on the same idea.

00:50:27.000 I want a hub that just has everything.

00:50:30.000 But you have to spend like $30,000 a week for each little town's sports filming.

00:50:38.000 And so they had to raise millions and millions of dollars.

00:50:40.000 It was hemorrhaging cash at the beginning.

00:50:42.000 No bank would go near it, obviously.

00:50:44.000 But some rich kid who had his inheritance said, that sounds like a good idea.

00:50:48.000 Now ESPN is fucking massive.

00:50:48.000 I'm in.

00:50:51.000 Hundreds of employees smashing success all because someone died and gave a kid tons of money.

00:50:58.000 And that's another thing I find annoying about Trump criticism too.

00:51:02.000 They go, oh, his daddy gave him his money.

00:51:04.000 I'd like to see you, if you got a billion, where you would be in 10 years.

00:51:10.000 You would be fucking dead.

00:51:11.000 You would have OD'd on OxyContin.

00:51:14.000 And there'd be two dead hookers in the hotel room with you.

00:51:18.000 What is it?

00:51:18.000 90% of people who win lotteries end up broke in five years.

00:51:22.000 Look at all the football players who make tens of millions a year.

00:51:26.000 Where are they five years later after they retire?

00:51:28.000 Broke.

00:51:30.000 Anyway, basic utilities like roads and electricity should be publicly owned.

00:51:36.000 What does that mean?

00:51:38.000 Oh, okay.

00:51:39.000 I strongly disagree.

00:51:40.000 This is the number one argument that people use for government.

00:51:47.000 They say, oh, you hate roads?

00:51:49.000 I pay tolls up and down, right, Ryan?

00:51:52.000 When you go up to upstate New York, you just, it ends up, it can be like 25 bucks to go upstate and back.

00:51:59.000 So that's A private road now.

00:52:01.000 So I'm paying taxes for the road, yet I'm also paying to ride on it every time.

00:52:05.000 How is that different from a private road?

00:52:07.000 And they have private roads in America, dozens and dozens of them, and they're fucking beautiful, perfectly paved.

00:52:15.000 It's like you go, and then you hit the private road where you pay your toll, just like you have to do to the government, and all of a sudden it's just, shoot.

00:52:23.000 You're like, my wheels on the ground or am I in a hovercraft?

00:52:28.000 Government intervention is a threat to the economy.

00:52:31.000 Strongly agree.

00:52:33.000 I guess I am a far-right crypto fascist.

00:52:39.000 Those with a greater ability to pay should receive better health care.

00:52:42.000 See, this one is tricky because I want everything privatized, but I obviously don't think that a billionaire should get a triple bypass when a poor person can't.

00:52:53.000 That sounds fucked up.

00:52:56.000 I'm not really much of a healthcare professional.

00:52:58.000 It's too complicated.

00:52:59.000 And I've lived in England and Canada where we had free health care, and there's a lot of lineups.

00:53:06.000 Yes, you can get a free hip replacement, but you'll probably die of old age before they get to you.

00:53:11.000 So I don't want to restrict the market in any way, shape, or form.

00:53:18.000 But this is a loaded question.

00:53:19.000 Those with a greater ability to pay should receive better health.

00:53:22.000 It's kind of a biased question because you could also write it as if someone has the ability to pay for some crazy operation, they should have the right to.

00:53:31.000 The government shouldn't stop them doing that.

00:53:34.000 Which is how I'm going to interpret it.

00:53:36.000 So I'm going to piss everyone off and say, agree.

00:53:40.000 Not strongly agree, just agree.

00:53:44.000 Quality of education is a right of all people.

00:53:47.000 Rights are things that God gives you, right?

00:53:49.000 Did God give you the right to an education?

00:53:53.000 Nah, I'm going to say I strongly disagree.

00:53:55.000 Fuck education.

00:53:56.000 It's bullshit.

00:53:57.000 Go get a book.

00:53:58.000 You get a book on Amazon used for fucking a dollar.

00:54:02.000 The means of production should belong to the workers who use them.

00:54:06.000 Nah, that's another thing that sounds good at first, right?

00:54:10.000 It's kind of a loaded commie question.

00:54:12.000 Yes, the workers.

00:54:13.000 The means of production.

00:54:14.000 This is Marxist claptrap.

00:54:16.000 No, I strongly disagree.

00:54:20.000 That would mean Milo is in control of censored.tv.

00:54:24.000 What happened when we gave him the keys for one day?

00:54:27.000 He had me fired.

00:54:29.000 The United Nations should be abolished.

00:54:32.000 Punch that as hard as you can.

00:54:34.000 Break your mouse.

00:54:39.000 Military action by our nation is often necessary to protect it.

00:54:42.000 Yes, strongly agree.

00:54:44.000 The only places where I think the government should exist is keeping us safe.

00:54:50.000 So a military, strong borders, and police.

00:54:54.000 I support regional unions such as the European Union.

00:54:57.000 Suck my fucking dick.

00:54:59.000 Is that an option?

00:55:01.000 Isn't that a weird insult?

00:55:02.000 Suck my dick.

00:55:03.000 I love my dick getting sucked.

00:55:07.000 And when it happens very occasionally in marriage, but I remember in my single days when it would happen, I was very grateful and enthusiastic.

00:55:15.000 The last thing I thought was, fuck you.

00:55:17.000 Yeah, go ahead, loser.

00:55:19.000 Look at that.

00:55:20.000 Look at that.

00:55:21.000 You're gross.

00:55:22.000 You're an animal.

00:55:24.000 I was like, hey, you want breakfast?

00:55:29.000 It is important to maintain our national sovereignty.

00:55:31.000 Strongly agree?

00:55:35.000 A united world government will be beneficial to mankind.

00:55:38.000 Wow.

00:55:40.000 It is more important to retain peaceful relations than to further our strength.

00:55:46.000 Strongly disagree.

00:55:47.000 Like, people have way too much respect for the international community.

00:55:52.000 Other countries are fucking losers.

00:55:56.000 Obviously, all of Africa is loserville.

00:55:58.000 All of Russia should sink into the sea.

00:56:00.000 China can suck my dick.

00:56:03.000 Southeast Asia is just African China.

00:56:07.000 But even European countries, Germany is no fun.

00:56:10.000 It sucks there.

00:56:11.000 It's a police state.

00:56:13.000 Spain is just lazy town.

00:56:16.000 Same with Italy.

00:56:17.000 They have three-hour naps at lunch.

00:56:18.000 There's no...

00:56:25.000 All they do is take vacations.

00:56:27.000 When we were dealing with Weiss in Weiss Europe, Weiss UK, Weiss Germany, it was always like, oh, sorry, Hans isn't here.

00:56:34.000 He's aware at the Black Faust with his family for Schlugentlacht.

00:56:38.000 I was like, we just had Christmas two weeks ago.

00:56:41.000 Yes, but in Germany, after Christmas, you have your Black Faust family gathering, which is three weeks.

00:56:47.000 What?

00:56:47.000 Okay.

00:56:48.000 Tell him to call me when he gets in.

00:56:49.000 I guess we were not doing an issue that month.

00:56:52.000 No, it wouldn't matter anyway, because there's no clients.

00:56:56.000 And the towns are just ghost towns.

00:56:58.000 No one's in them.

00:56:59.000 Fuck you.

00:57:00.000 So fuck the international community, and that includes lots of Western countries.

00:57:04.000 Wars do not need to be justified to other countries.

00:57:07.000 Strongly agree.

00:57:09.000 What countries?

00:57:09.000 Saudi Arabia?

00:57:10.000 Should we ask them about our Middle Eastern policy?

00:57:12.000 Should we ask Palestine what we should do to Israel?

00:57:16.000 Should we ask an African country what we should do about albinos?

00:57:20.000 Oh, I am glad you asked.

00:57:21.000 The albino blood is magic.

00:57:24.000 So you get the albino, you chop off his arms, and you put a cup there, and you get the good juju magic.

00:57:31.000 Also, science is racist because here in Africa, you can wish lightning on someone.

00:57:38.000 And this is just a fact.

00:57:39.000 It's a juju fact.

00:57:41.000 They honestly believe that in parts of South Africa.

00:57:43.000 That if you're mad at someone, go to a juju man, pay him.

00:57:46.000 I guess give him like a cobra's penis and a goat's asshole.

00:57:51.000 And then they just lightning strikes that guy.

00:57:57.000 And I saw this video where someone said, that's not true.

00:58:00.000 And the students, the South African students, black kids, all started laughing their heads off at the idea that that wasn't a real thing.

00:58:07.000 Like that it wasn't something that can happen.

00:58:11.000 Are you following me here?

00:58:12.000 They were so convinced that that's a real thing that they laughed at a person who said, you can't wish lightning on anyone no matter what you do.

00:58:19.000 Military spending is a waste of money.

00:58:21.000 Strongly disagree, though they do waste a lot of money.

00:58:24.000 International aid is a waste of money.

00:58:26.000 Strongly agree.

00:58:27.000 You know, everyone complains about the 3.4 billion we give to Israel.

00:58:30.000 We give that to Iraq, 3.4 billion, which, this is even scarier, I believe is just under two days of government spending.

00:58:40.000 My nation is great.

00:58:42.000 Strongly agree.

00:58:44.000 Research should be conducted on an international scale.

00:58:47.000 I don't really understand this question.

00:58:48.000 Is this some sort of global...

00:58:57.000 I don't even like them in the Olympics.

00:58:58.000 Remember that Chinese guy who doped and he said, I win to the Australian who refused to shake his hand?

00:59:05.000 And that Australian got in huge shit for that because Australia is constantly kissing China's ass.

00:59:10.000 So I don't want to swim with you.

00:59:13.000 You wrecked the game.

00:59:14.000 And I'm sure they do that in every other field.

00:59:17.000 So no, let's stick to the best country in the world.

00:59:20.000 And we can compare notes.

00:59:22.000 But we'll be doing our own testing.

00:59:24.000 Thank you.

00:59:25.000 And this is what's so bizarre about China doing our pharmaceuticals.

00:59:29.000 They spike the tests.

00:59:31.000 So you could be getting insulin from some Chinese factory that makes fake insulin.

00:59:38.000 Governments should be accountable to the international community.

00:59:41.000 Strongly disagree.

00:59:42.000 Fuck the international community.

00:59:44.000 Remember when I was in Israel and that Arab Christian said, the international community has told them to take down this wall and they won't listen.

00:59:53.000 I'm doing the weirdest accent.

00:59:55.000 It's like, yeah, fuck the international community.

00:59:58.000 It's loser central.

01:00:00.000 Why does everyone want to immigrate here if the rest of the country, the other countries, are so valid?

01:00:05.000 Even when protesting an authoritarian government, violence is not acceptable.

01:00:09.000 Strongly disagree.

01:00:11.000 It's the only way you're going to get anything done is a revolution.

01:00:15.000 Like, what are you going to do in Venezuela?

01:00:17.000 Negotiate?

01:00:18.000 My religious values should be spread as much as possible.

01:00:21.000 Now, this one is the trickiest one.

01:00:23.000 What does should be spread mean?

01:00:26.000 Because I don't want to force my religion.

01:00:27.000 I'm not a Muslim.

01:00:28.000 I don't say convert to Christianity or die.

01:00:32.000 I don't want to force people to say the Lord's Prayer in school if they don't want to.

01:00:38.000 But Christianity should be spread across the world.

01:00:43.000 The world would be better.

01:00:44.000 So my religious values should be spread as much as possible.

01:00:49.000 What else does that mean?

01:00:51.000 Like everyone has to read a Bible every morning at gunpoint?

01:00:55.000 So I'm going to go with disagree here.

01:00:58.000 I hope Christianity spreads.

01:01:00.000 Right now, what is it?

01:01:02.000 250 Christians are killed every day and Islam is increasing in numbers as I think we're two-thirds Christian, one-third Muslim now, and those are inverting.

01:01:13.000 But anyway, I'm going to just say disagree.

01:01:15.000 I'm boring you.

01:01:17.000 Our nation's values should be spread as much as possible.

01:01:19.000 See, this is the other thing.

01:01:21.000 What do you mean?

01:01:25.000 How are they spread?

01:01:27.000 Does everyone get to see Rambo in China?

01:01:31.000 Do we get to see that South Park parody, Team America, World Police in North Korea?

01:01:38.000 That would be good.

01:01:39.000 But I don't want to force anyone to do anything.

01:01:41.000 I'm going to say, wait, go back.

01:01:47.000 Okay, I'm going to say agree.

01:01:51.000 I just don't strongly agree.

01:01:52.000 So by saying I don't strongly agree means I don't want to force it on anyone.

01:01:57.000 Our nation's values should be spread.

01:01:58.000 I'm going to just agree.

01:02:00.000 It is very important to me and strongly agree.

01:02:05.000 The general populace makes poor decisions.

01:02:08.000 See, you got to read between the lines here.

01:02:09.000 This reminds me of that teacher who said, let's face it, parents don't always know what's best for their kids.

01:02:14.000 So, fuck you.

01:02:17.000 I'm going to strongly disagree.

01:02:20.000 Physician-assisted suicide should be legal.

01:02:23.000 See, this isn't very Christian.

01:02:25.000 This is where I drift away from conservatives.

01:02:27.000 And I don't like where this ends up in Northern Europe where you had that girl recently who just asked her mom if she could die and the mom said yes and they just she died.

01:02:37.000 That's not fun.

01:02:39.000 But I'm into people having their I don't want the government telling anyone what they can and can't do.

01:02:45.000 So agree.

01:02:48.000 The sacrifice of some civil liberties necessary to protect us from acts of terrorism.

01:02:51.000 This is a tough one.

01:02:54.000 Like we've had something like 500 terror attacks in America since 9-11, but there's been thousands, I believe, more prevented.

01:03:06.000 75% of terror attacks are thwarted by the CIA, by the FBI, who have obviously stabbed us in the back and are throwing Roger Stone in prison.

01:03:14.000 So this is a very tough one.

01:03:17.000 I want Muslims to be monitored, but I don't want my freedom to be inhibited.

01:03:23.000 But that's the beauty of this scale, right?

01:03:26.000 Like, if I strongly agreed about Christianity spreading everywhere, then I'm enforcing it.

01:03:30.000 When I just agree, I'm like, I hope it catches on.

01:03:33.000 So the sacrifice of some civil liberties, I don't like the smell of this, so I'm going to say disagree.

01:03:42.000 Government surveillance is necessary in the modern world.

01:03:44.000 I'm just going to say strongly disagree.

01:03:46.000 I don't trust you.

01:03:46.000 Fuck you.

01:03:47.000 The very existence of the state is a threat to our liberty.

01:03:51.000 Strongly agree.

01:03:53.000 That was a fun one.

01:03:54.000 Regardless of political opinions, it is important to side with your country.

01:04:00.000 No, strongly disagree.

01:04:02.000 What if Hillary Clinton was in charge?

01:04:06.000 All authorities should be questioned.

01:04:07.000 Strongly agree.

01:04:09.000 A hierarchical state is best.

01:04:11.000 Oh, what does that mean?

01:04:13.000 That's not a meritocracy, right?

01:04:16.000 That's some people are better than others.

01:04:18.000 That doesn't sound very cool.

01:04:19.000 Strongly disagree.

01:04:21.000 It is important that the government follows the majority opinion, even if it's strongly agree.

01:04:27.000 The stronger the leadership, the better.

01:04:28.000 Strongly agree on that, too.

01:04:30.000 Like Trump.

01:04:30.000 Democracy is more than a decision-making process.

01:04:34.000 What does that mean?

01:04:35.000 Democracy is more than a decision-making process.

01:04:40.000 You don't like when I say process, right?

01:04:42.000 I don't either.

01:04:43.000 It's just something you do.

01:04:44.000 It's Canadian.

01:04:45.000 Democracy is more.

01:04:47.000 Sure, I'm going to strongly agree.

01:04:50.000 I don't really understand it, though.

01:04:52.000 Environmental regulations are essential.

01:04:54.000 Strongly disagree.

01:04:55.000 The free market will handle all that.

01:04:58.000 This whole idea that if you don't Have the EPA, then the air is just going to be soot and the rivers will be full of toxins.

01:05:04.000 It's not efficient to pollute.

01:05:06.000 And as John Stossel has showed us time and time again, factories get more efficient over time and produce less waste, less toxic waste.

01:05:13.000 And yes, the quality of air has increased, has improved since the EPA.

01:05:18.000 It was already improving.

01:05:19.000 The EPA is just a random dot on the map of improve, improve, improve.

01:05:23.000 A better world will come from automation, science, and technology.

01:05:27.000 Strongly agree.

01:05:28.000 Who disagrees with that?

01:05:29.000 We shouldn't automate?

01:05:31.000 Is that for all the Amish people doing this quiz?

01:05:34.000 Children should be educated in religious or traditional values.

01:05:41.000 Strongly agree.

01:05:44.000 Traditions are of no value on their own.

01:05:47.000 Strongly disagree.

01:05:49.000 They define our culture, and our culture defines us.

01:05:52.000 Religion should play a role in government.

01:05:55.000 I mean, it is a Christian country we live in.

01:05:58.000 It's, what, 65% Christian now?

01:06:00.000 I have to keep up looking up that number, by the way, because it keeps going down.

01:06:04.000 I was saying 75% for the longest time, and I realized I was citing like 2,000 figures.

01:06:11.000 Yeah, strongly disagree.

01:06:15.000 Churches should be taxed the same way other institutions are taxed.

01:06:19.000 That sounds pretty reasonable to me, but I don't want anyone paying tax, and I don't like that there's an anti-Christian sort of sentiment there.

01:06:27.000 I'm going to go strongly disagree.

01:06:29.000 Leave the churches alone.

01:06:30.000 Climate change is strongly disagree.

01:06:32.000 I don't have to read the rest of it.

01:06:34.000 It is important that we work as a united world to strongly just a fucking grief.

01:06:40.000 Society was better many years ago than it is now.

01:06:43.000 Well, our lives have improved.

01:06:46.000 Feminists have made women less happy, but we're living longer.

01:06:51.000 Political correctness is obviously a massive blow to freedom.

01:06:54.000 You look at old sitcoms and you realize that people were freer before.

01:06:58.000 They could joke around more.

01:06:59.000 But I think by most metrics, outside of obesity and the lack of health that could be killing this 45-degree life improvement thing, I'm going to say, because I know the subtext here too is that like, make America great again.

01:07:16.000 We're way worse than we were before.

01:07:18.000 And they're saying it's more racist now and all that shit.

01:07:21.000 So just by the smell of this, I'm going to go strongly disagree.

01:07:25.000 It is important that we maintain our tradition, strongly agree.

01:07:29.000 It is important that we think in the long term beyond our lifespan, strongly agree.

01:07:34.000 Reason is more important than maintaining our culture.

01:07:38.000 That's a tough one.

01:07:39.000 Reason is more important than maintaining our culture.

01:07:44.000 Maybe these Gatorades, I'm allergic to them because there's rats at that deli and the rats are...

01:07:59.000 Maybe it's the deli.

01:08:00.000 Because my eyes are itchy.

01:08:02.000 I got like a hairy tongue.

01:08:05.000 This is rat Gatorade.

01:08:07.000 It's rat Gatorade.

01:08:08.000 Because it can't be the content.

01:08:10.000 It's Gatorat.

01:08:12.000 Those are ratty containers.

01:08:15.000 Reason is more important than maintaining our culture.

01:08:20.000 I hate this question because I don't think they're mutually exclusive.

01:08:25.000 I don't want to separate them.

01:08:27.000 And I don't like the idea of like gay marriage wiping out churches and punishing priests who refuse to perform the ceremony.

01:08:38.000 So I'm going to just sort of disagree, but not strongly.

01:08:44.000 Drug use should be legalized or decriminalized.

01:08:47.000 Strongly agree.

01:08:49.000 Same-sex marriage should be legal.

01:08:51.000 You guys, you fuckers tricked me with this.

01:08:54.000 You said it was just because two guys were in love, and then you used it to torment Christians, especially Catholics.

01:09:02.000 So I like the concept.

01:09:06.000 Oh, gays want to try to be traditional?

01:09:09.000 That sounds good.

01:09:10.000 50% of us straights are fucking up marriage.

01:09:12.000 I'm glad you want to jump on board.

01:09:14.000 But then I find out the motive.

01:09:16.000 So you got to say, are you speaking conceptually here?

01:09:20.000 Is this a philosophical question?

01:09:22.000 Or are you talking about America as it stands?

01:09:25.000 Because same-sex marriage has become a hustle.

01:09:28.000 I'm going to go with disagree.

01:09:32.000 No cultures are superior to others.

01:09:34.000 Wrong.

01:09:36.000 The West is the best and the East sucks shit.

01:09:43.000 It's not even close.

01:09:45.000 I like how people think Western chauvinism is this controversial thing.

01:09:48.000 It's just a boring fact.

01:09:50.000 It's not even in the same universe.

01:09:54.000 It's like superhero comics and graphic novels.

01:09:58.000 Superhero comics are for losers.

01:10:00.000 They're for little kids.

01:10:01.000 If you read them, you should be committed.

01:10:04.000 You're a fucking loser.

01:10:06.000 If you watch superhero movies, not with kids, you're a fucking loser.

01:10:11.000 Graphic novels, it's an interesting art form, and it's nice to see like 10 cool drawings on a page with a story behind it.

01:10:19.000 Sex outside marriage is immoral.

01:10:26.000 I mean, I want to agree with that because I like being Christian, and it feels like the conservative thing to do, but I would feel like I'd be bullshitting myself if I was shocked to find out some 22-year-olds were fornicating.

01:10:41.000 So I'm going to disagree.

01:10:44.000 If we accept migrants at all, it's important that they strongly fucking agree.

01:10:49.000 How about these 250 Christians that are getting killed today?

01:10:52.000 Can they come here?

01:10:53.000 How about white South Africans?

01:10:54.000 Why is it so hard for Canadians to get down here?

01:10:57.000 It costs me 10 grand where Mexicans can just cross the Rio Grande.

01:11:00.000 I remember arguing with someone about this and they said, oh, I see.

01:11:03.000 So you have to think like Gavin in order to come to America.

01:11:07.000 And I go, well, no, not me.

01:11:09.000 But yeah, you have to think like America to come here.

01:11:12.000 What the fuck's the matter with that?

01:11:16.000 We are excitedly inviting people here who hate us, have no intention of assimilating.

01:11:22.000 A lot of these radical Muslims don't see America as America.

01:11:27.000 Allah owns Earth.

01:11:28.000 You can put your little flag on it And make a map.

01:11:31.000 It doesn't mean anything to me.

01:11:32.000 This is Allah's land.

01:11:34.000 Abortion should be prohibited in most or all cases.

01:11:37.000 Strongly agree.

01:11:39.000 It's murder.

01:11:41.000 Remember the Louis C.K. bit where he goes, it's not murder.

01:11:44.000 It's just there comes a time when the child, if you don't want it, it comes out.

01:11:49.000 And it's not, it's murder.

01:11:51.000 It's murder.

01:11:52.000 Gun ownership should be prohibited for those without a valid reason.

01:11:56.000 See, this is another trick question because, no, if you don't have a valid reason, you shouldn't get a gun.

01:12:04.000 But a valid reason is you want one.

01:12:06.000 That's the valid reason.

01:12:08.000 Why are you getting this gun?

01:12:09.000 Because I want it.

01:12:10.000 Okay, here.

01:12:12.000 But, of course, the subtext is they have to do a background check and you have to have your home.

01:12:18.000 Is your home threatened?

01:12:19.000 Did you get a death threat?

01:12:21.000 This is New York City gun laws.

01:12:22.000 And even then, you can't get it.

01:12:24.000 In fact, I've heard of people who are prevented from getting the guns because they've got death threats.

01:12:29.000 Because they're scared you'll be too trigger happy and just like, oh, are you the person that's been stalking me?

01:12:33.000 Phew.

01:12:36.000 So gun ownership should be prohibited for those without a valid reason.

01:12:39.000 Strongly disagree.

01:12:42.000 I support single-payer universal health care.

01:12:45.000 What does that, what does that mean?

01:12:48.000 I support single-payer.

01:12:50.000 I'm going to just, healthcare I find so boring of a topic.

01:12:54.000 It's sort of like COVID-19.

01:12:55.000 Like, let's just leave it to the experts.

01:12:57.000 But agree.

01:12:58.000 I guess.

01:12:59.000 I don't know.

01:13:00.000 I should have maybe, wait a minute, maybe I should go neutral.

01:13:02.000 Yeah, go back.

01:13:03.000 Just go neutral, unsure.

01:13:06.000 Prostitution should be illegal.

01:13:08.000 Strongly disagree.

01:13:10.000 Some hideous burn victim finds someone who will fuck him for money.

01:13:14.000 She's happy.

01:13:14.000 He's happy.

01:13:15.000 Who are you to get involved?

01:13:17.000 Maintaining family values is essential.

01:13:20.000 Strongly agree.

01:13:21.000 Break your mouse.

01:13:24.000 To chase progress at all costs is dangerous.

01:13:27.000 The fuck does that mean?

01:13:29.000 To chase progress at all costs.

01:13:32.000 Are you saying like to build a factory that's going to make this new car, even though it's polluting all this nuclear waste into the river?

01:13:41.000 You shouldn't make that car?

01:13:43.000 To chase progress.

01:13:44.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:13:46.000 To chase progress at all costs is dangerous.

01:13:50.000 Can you give me an example?

01:13:52.000 What kind of progress?

01:13:53.000 Do you mean like progress with human rights?

01:13:57.000 Yeah, you should pursue that at all costs.

01:13:59.000 Get fired.

01:14:00.000 Get in trouble.

01:14:01.000 Be brave.

01:14:02.000 Never stop fighting.

01:14:04.000 If you lived in Iran right now, you should be dying to protect homosexuals and to get women free from this bullshit Sharia law where they're second-class citizens.

01:14:14.000 And all American feminists, by the way, should be totally focused on other countries where sexism actually exists.

01:14:21.000 You know what I'm smelling from this one?

01:14:23.000 What?

01:14:23.000 Where it's like progressivism, like a person wants to become a woman, but they can't afford it, so have the company pay for it because we have to.

01:14:31.000 So it does not mean that.

01:14:34.000 It's about manufacturing and getting a new car on the road and pollution.

01:14:40.000 So I guess I'm going to say to chase progress at all costs is dangerous.

01:14:46.000 I'm just going to quietly disagree.

01:14:51.000 Genetic modification is a force for good.

01:14:54.000 Yes, it is.

01:14:55.000 Norman Borlaug with his genetically modified corn saved a billion lives.

01:15:01.000 Shea Guevara shot about 3,000 people in the head.

01:15:04.000 T-shirt.

01:15:05.000 Norman Borlaug saved a billion.

01:15:07.000 No t-shirt.

01:15:09.000 But no, you don't genetically modify humans.

01:15:12.000 That's fucking...

01:15:17.000 You take a good thing, like genetically modified corn, and now I have like Siamese twins.

01:15:23.000 Oh, I think someone brought Chick-fil-A.

01:15:26.000 Hello?

01:15:29.000 All right, we may have to do a jump cut.

01:15:33.000 What you could do is.

01:15:36.000 That's my wife.

01:15:37.000 She's got...

01:15:40.000 Oh.

01:15:47.000 So, go ahead.

01:15:49.000 I got it.

01:15:51.000 Genetic modifications force for good even humans.

01:15:53.000 Of course not.

01:15:54.000 Where's the mouse here?

01:15:56.000 Oh, I see.

01:15:57.000 I got to go like that.

01:15:58.000 This is tricky.

01:16:00.000 We should open our borders to immigration.

01:16:03.000 That's funny.

01:16:05.000 Governments should be as concerned about foreigners as they are about their own citizens.

01:16:10.000 That's easy.

01:16:11.000 Fuck foreigners.

01:16:15.000 That's the only time I've ever said that.

01:16:17.000 And it's something that the left thinks we say all the time.

01:16:20.000 So during the street fight with Antifa that the Prowboys did, Max Harris said, there was fucking four of them.

01:16:26.000 And some Huffpokunt goes, afterwards he said they were fucking foreigners.

01:16:31.000 Yeah, Antifa are foreigners.

01:16:33.000 Hello, I am Antifa.

01:16:35.000 I am here to get rid of Trump.

01:16:38.000 The only time Antifa are foreigners is when you pay some weird Turkish immigrant 100 bucks to flesh out the numbers to make it look like there's a big crowd.

01:16:46.000 All people, regardless of factors like culture or sexuality, should be treated equally.

01:16:53.000 Yes.

01:16:54.000 Obviously.

01:16:56.000 Everyone should get the same rights.

01:16:58.000 In fact, that means no affirmative action either.

01:17:03.000 So I'm going to say strongly agree with that.

01:17:08.000 It is important that we further my group's goals above all others.

01:17:13.000 See, this is the same as that spreading Christianity.

01:17:15.000 My group is Westerners, men, women, black, white, gay, straight.

01:17:21.000 Westerners, Americans, British, Canadians.

01:17:26.000 And that group's goals are more benevolent than, say, an Africans or a Middle Eastern.

01:17:31.000 They are not egalitarian cultures.

01:17:35.000 Blacks in Cuba have a different passport.

01:17:38.000 It says on their passport, they have a mark on it.

01:17:40.000 Ew, black person.

01:17:42.000 My group doesn't do that.

01:17:44.000 So I think we should further that.

01:17:46.000 But this doesn't sound like, this sounds like fascism.

01:17:53.000 It's important that we further my group's goal.

01:17:56.000 I want my group's goals to win because they're the best for everyone, including other countries.

01:18:02.000 But I don't want to enforce I don't want to make, you know, at gunpoint I don't want Iraqis to have to wave American flags.

01:18:12.000 Fuck you.

01:18:12.000 You know what?

01:18:13.000 Strongly agree.

01:18:16.000 All right, what do we got here?

01:18:20.000 I'm a capitalist with 80% markets.

01:18:23.000 And if you have any less, you're a fucking commie.

01:18:25.000 And stop listening to the show.

01:18:28.000 I am a 90% nationalist.

01:18:31.000 Great.

01:18:32.000 How did that become a bad word, by the way?

01:18:34.000 I like my nation.

01:18:36.000 It just means patriotic.

01:18:38.000 No, but it also means you think other countries suck.

01:18:40.000 They do.

01:18:41.000 Have you ever traveled?

01:18:45.000 Civil axis, moderate.

01:18:48.000 As far as liberty and authority goes, I'm just about in the middle.

01:18:51.000 That kind of surprises me.

01:18:52.000 I thought I was an anarchist.

01:18:54.000 And societal axis, traditional, but not that much.

01:18:58.000 So, you know, you and I are called radicals, and I'm sure you have similar results than this.

01:19:03.000 So what does this really tell us?

01:19:05.000 Because this is moderate, and this is just a little bit on the traditional side.

01:19:09.000 These are the only radical ones.

01:19:11.000 So in 2020, you are a radical, far-right lunatic if you prefer the market.

01:19:17.000 In other words, if you're not a socialist.

01:19:20.000 That's where we're at with this political spectrum.

01:19:22.000 If you're not AOC, you are a crypto-neo-fascist.

01:19:26.000 And if you like the country you're in, you're a Nazi.

01:19:30.000 Okay, sign me up.

01:19:31.000 New York City ist die heißeste Stadt, wenn man eine neue Moor-Produkt als Hotelzimmer hat.

01:19:37.000 Bye.

01:19:38.000 Bye.

01:19:39.000 There was that weird phase in the 80s when rap had just blown up in the Bronx.

01:19:45.000 How old were you in 1982?

01:19:47.000 Non-existent.

01:19:48.000 Non-existent.

01:19:49.000 89 was my year.

01:19:51.000 So you were something wrong with that.

01:19:53.000 Yes.

01:19:53.000 Katsu was still in Japan, probably.

01:19:55.000 How did he get here?

01:19:57.000 I want to come and cut hair.

01:19:59.000 New York City.

01:19:59.000 No.

01:20:00.000 Yeah, you have to be doing a job that Americans can't do.

01:20:04.000 I don't know.

01:20:09.000 Yeah, everyone had to have a rap part of their song.

01:20:13.000 So Debbie Harry had that, and the guitars came from Mars.

01:20:19.000 And you ought to go down the street.

01:20:20.000 This super corny.

01:20:22.000 Or Billy Idol had that in football clubs when you hear the music.

01:20:26.000 What does he say?

01:20:28.000 Take it a car, go to Las Vegas.

01:20:31.000 Who jiggalo cool?

01:20:34.000 Yeah, so corny.

01:20:39.000 And out you come to man at the malls, and you drop your own about you got a gun.

01:20:43.000 And he shoots you dead and he eats your head.

01:20:46.000 And then you hit the man at the malls.

01:20:48.000 You go out at night and eat me catalyst.

01:20:52.000 You know what's interesting with Debbie Harry?

01:20:53.000 She was...

01:21:01.000 And she was a slut.

01:21:03.000 She got pregnant.

01:21:04.000 She realized, I can't raise this kid.

01:21:05.000 So she gave her up for adoption.

01:21:06.000 And this really rich family took her in.

01:21:09.000 I think she was in Connecticut.

01:21:10.000 And she grew up upper middle class.

01:21:12.000 And genetically, though, she's still that rock party slut.

01:21:16.000 So back to New York, back to the clubs, doing the Coke.

01:21:21.000 It's in her DNA.

01:21:23.000 All right.

01:21:24.000 Speaking of DNA, let's go to Dee's Nuts.

01:21:29.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:21:34.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:21:40.000 Let me touch it.

01:21:43.000 We found Gary.

01:21:46.000 We got a Gary's mailbag coming up.

01:21:48.000 It's not long.

01:21:50.000 It's like 20 minutes, but do you really want to watch Gary for more than 20 minutes?

01:21:54.000 I had to really bleach the shit out of this desk.

01:21:59.000 Poor guy.

01:22:00.000 And I don't like the idea of giving him a pedicure and a makeover.

01:22:04.000 That's like when I see him and he comes in, I go, I wish he had a little more dirt on your face.

01:22:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:22:10.000 Yeah, like I love the last getting a manicure, half the show is his disgusting fingernails.

01:22:15.000 You're going to go camping, get a little dirty.

01:22:17.000 Yeah.

01:22:18.000 Win and groom.

01:22:19.000 I actually find he's getting a little more sane, which I also don't like.

01:22:24.000 I'm sorry.

01:22:25.000 I'm evil like Howard Stern.

01:22:27.000 Woo-hoo, Robbin.

01:22:29.000 How does he get away with that, having retards on his show and laughing at them?

01:22:34.000 He's kind of repented.

01:22:35.000 Actually, look this up.

01:22:36.000 Howard Stern, deaf person.

01:22:41.000 He had this deaf woman on his show, and he started talking like her.

01:22:47.000 And she can hear him.

01:22:49.000 And she said, stop talking like that.

01:22:53.000 I'm deaf.

01:22:56.000 How hard is that?

01:22:57.000 There's another one, too.

01:22:58.000 What's it called?

01:23:00.000 Howard Stern, racist hypocrite, both or neither.

01:23:03.000 Look that up.

01:23:06.000 He's become insufferable with this pandemic.

01:23:09.000 He's such a pussy.

01:23:12.000 oh Big news, but I love Salon.

01:23:21.000 I love working with him, and I think he's a super talented guy, but I really question his sense of humor.

01:23:26.000 You know what the funny thing is, is how come we...

01:23:29.000 Okay.

01:23:30.000 It's your joke.

01:23:30.000 But it doesn't make me a racist.

01:23:32.000 Yes.

01:23:33.000 It's a racist.

01:23:34.000 I mean, without a doubt, the first thing that comes to your mind is racism.

01:23:38.000 Back in Camp Wilmot, do you ever tell racist jokes to anybody?

01:23:40.000 Oh, you're so full of shit.

01:23:42.000 It's coming through your nostrils.

01:23:44.000 Coward.

01:23:44.000 I don't.

01:23:45.000 Don't tell racial joke.

01:23:48.000 The name is Petey Green.

01:23:52.000 Has this resurfaced?

01:23:54.000 Brother Abdulim Ali Khalim is a name for Petey Green.

01:23:57.000 Racial jokes are just funny, like farts.

01:24:00.000 They're always funny.

01:24:00.000 I know what you mean.

01:24:00.000 No, no, no.

01:24:02.000 They're a jokes that say, you know, like Osborne Green or something.

01:24:06.000 Or a Polak Polish person stuff.

01:24:08.000 I'm saying the first thing your thing goes to is he just remembered that he's done black characters.

01:24:13.000 I'd like to present the latest nominee to the United States Supreme Court, the Honorable Clarence Thomas.

01:24:22.000 Boonga Boonga.

01:24:26.000 Now, I'm just trying to improve my image.

01:24:30.000 The black people are against me because they say that I'm not a real black man.

01:24:34.000 I want to say to them and to all you that I am proud to be here.

01:24:38.000 I would like to say that I am cognizant of black people, and I would like to be the head marketing mark of the Supreme Judiciary Context.

01:24:49.000 I considered you to be a very conservative and well-educated.

01:24:49.000 Kind of funny.

01:24:53.000 Hey, what am this?

01:24:54.000 The Montel Williams show.

01:24:55.000 What am this?

01:24:58.000 This bit was not my idea.

01:25:02.000 Hey, Clarence Thomas didn't speak any bonics.

01:25:06.000 I'm the one going to get niched.

01:25:09.000 Keep going up.

01:25:10.000 I don't even need to watch this entire fucking sketch.

01:25:12.000 That you comment on is my blackness.

01:25:16.000 No, it's ridiculous.

01:25:18.000 It's so good to see you, sweetness.

01:25:20.000 So they keep just doing the same thing?

01:25:23.000 That's how I say it.

01:25:25.000 Because I'm saying.

01:25:26.000 You see, you haven't listened to the whole show.

01:25:28.000 No, I don't.

01:25:28.000 I don't.

01:25:29.000 You're hearing the word nigger out of context.

01:25:32.000 I am anti-the word nigger.

01:25:34.000 You understand?

01:25:35.000 A weird way to be anti-something?

01:25:37.000 Reality, maybe.

01:25:39.000 I've gone to movies where it's like aliens and blacks start fighting.

01:25:43.000 Black people cannot handle ourselves in the movies, Robin.

01:25:46.000 Oh, stop that.

01:25:47.000 I'm going to pass legislation.

01:25:50.000 I'm telling you.

01:25:51.000 I saw four blacks fighting at Aladdin when I took the kids.

01:25:54.000 Lion King.

01:25:55.000 Lion King.

01:25:56.000 I'm unoffendable, so...

01:25:58.000 But, yeah.

01:26:01.000 I find the deaf one genuinely offensive.

01:26:06.000 Still not offended, but it's hard to defend.

01:26:10.000 The deaf girl will moon you so that they can come in and meet David.

01:26:12.000 Okay, I'll take that.

01:26:13.000 Negotiations went on.

01:26:15.000 First, bring in a deaf girl.

01:26:16.000 He beat this over the water.

01:26:18.000 Bring in the deaf girl first.

01:26:20.000 I want Fred to sit next to me.

01:26:21.000 I want to see the deaf girl's ass.

01:26:22.000 Deaf girl, Nikki.

01:26:25.000 Deaf girl.

01:26:26.000 These ice tongs are killing me.

01:26:28.000 I don't know how your guest put up with this.

01:26:30.000 You know, I'd have a three-picture deal with a guy from UPS.

01:26:34.000 He's the head of the UPS.

01:26:37.000 Now I know you're being facetious.

01:26:39.000 Wait, this is the deaf girl.

01:26:39.000 All right.

01:26:40.000 Hello.

01:26:41.000 How are you?

01:26:42.000 I'm going to try and pick her up.

01:26:43.000 Let's be deaf to her.

01:26:44.000 How are you?

01:26:45.000 How are you?

01:26:46.000 Very nice to meet you.

01:26:48.000 She's got a beautiful smile.

01:26:50.000 I'm talking to her.

01:26:51.000 May I tell you you have a beautiful body?

01:26:54.000 Thank you.

01:26:54.000 You don't have to talk to me like that.

01:26:56.000 That's how I talk to girls.

01:26:57.000 God dang.

01:26:59.000 Are you a dancer?

01:27:01.000 That's how you try to be funny when you're seven.

01:27:03.000 Before you realize that people have feelings.

01:27:05.000 Like maybe in like freshman year of high school, and then your next year, you're like, I can't believe I did that.

01:27:12.000 You know what's a mystery?

01:27:13.000 And you millennial know-it-alls can solve this for me.

01:27:15.000 I understand that accent comes from never hearing anything at all.

01:27:20.000 So you don't know how voices sound.

01:27:22.000 The reason we have accents and we talk the way we do is because we hear other people talk.

01:27:26.000 And oh, that's how you say motorboat.

01:27:28.000 But without hearing people, you play motorboat.

01:27:31.000 And I understand that.

01:27:32.000 Got it.

01:27:33.000 But that woman is partially deaf, which means she's very, very hard of hearing.

01:27:39.000 That means she can still hear this.

01:27:41.000 It's just very quiet.

01:27:42.000 So why does she talk weird?

01:27:44.000 And I have a partially deaf friend.

01:27:46.000 And I said, the part I don't get is how you still have the deaf accent, but you can hear me.

01:27:52.000 And she's like, I don't have an accent.

01:27:55.000 I was like, ooh.

01:27:57.000 Okay, yeah.

01:27:59.000 It's quiet.

01:28:00.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.

01:28:01.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:28:04.000 Yeah.

01:28:05.000 That's true.

01:28:06.000 It's very quiet for him.

01:28:07.000 You don't have an accent.

01:28:08.000 That's true.

01:28:11.000 Long time family listening for about five years.

01:28:13.000 My parents are conservative like myself, but they are terrified about coronavirus.

01:28:15.000 I got the point where my dad is petrified to ordering takeout food.

01:28:18.000 Jesus Christ.

01:28:19.000 I'm 19 years old at home from college.

01:28:20.000 Just want to hang out with my friends.

01:28:21.000 How would I convince my parents to let me go out with my friends?

01:28:25.000 Then we're not going to die.

01:28:26.000 I know this sounds stupid, but any advice?

01:28:28.000 Yeah, I got advice.

01:28:29.000 Lie.

01:28:31.000 Go party with your friends.

01:28:33.000 You know what happened the other night?

01:28:35.000 The kids in my neighborhood are coming out at night in droves and having parties, just like in parks, and then leaving too fast.

01:28:41.000 So I hear outside, and I look out my window, my lights are off, and I see like two people, four people, six people, eight people, 20 boys, young people.

01:28:55.000 And then I'm thinking, wait a minute, is this some sort of political action and they're going to fuck with my house or something?

01:29:02.000 So I have to keep, and I have a whole hierarchy of weapons in my house from just like poker to a machete, baseball bat, and then fucking shotgun.

01:29:12.000 Right?

01:29:12.000 And you have to sort of gauge the situation.

01:29:14.000 Like, you don't want to, if someone, if someone fucking stands on your lawn, you don't come out with the shotgun, right?

01:29:20.000 Right, but round up.

01:29:21.000 You might come out with like a straw.

01:29:22.000 Say, hey, get off my lawn.

01:29:26.000 So I'm standing there and I think, this feels like a, the odds of this being anything to do with me are one in 200.

01:29:34.000 So I'll bring a fire poker.

01:29:38.000 Baseball bat is so big that if you miss, you know, now you're way over here.

01:29:43.000 Fire poker's got that little hook on it.

01:29:44.000 You get that in the temple?

01:29:46.000 They're likely dead.

01:29:48.000 So I'm standing there and then some girls show up and then they're in their cars and total ended up being a mob of about 40 teens.

01:29:56.000 And I like that.

01:29:58.000 And I hate Karens.

01:29:59.000 So I don't want to call the cops, right?

01:30:02.000 But I also, if this is something against me and my family, those heads are going to start rolling.

01:30:07.000 So I stand in my sort of lobby with my hot poker.

01:30:11.000 And then I realize I have like a light colored Hawaiian shirt on.

01:30:15.000 And I think, that's too easy to see.

01:30:17.000 So I go to the closet, I get my Harrington, my black Harrington.

01:30:20.000 I zip it up all the way.

01:30:22.000 So I'm standing there with a fire poker watching 40 kids have a good time.

01:30:26.000 And I thought, how funny would it be if one of them were kind of stoned?

01:30:29.000 And they look over and they just see no one in the house.

01:30:32.000 No one in the house.

01:30:34.000 And then they just see a man with a fire poker and his jacket zipped up all in black.

01:30:38.000 Like, I'm watching you.

01:30:40.000 That'd be great.

01:30:42.000 But it was just kids partying.

01:30:44.000 And that's what you should be, Alex.

01:30:45.000 Go party.

01:30:46.000 Make out with chicks.

01:30:47.000 You too, Ryan.

01:30:48.000 Mikey.

01:30:50.000 You should go back upstate and visit all your friends and fucking make out with broads.

01:30:55.000 It is a cornucopia of just hedonism out there.

01:30:59.000 If you're worried about your grandparents?

01:31:00.000 Don't visit them.

01:31:01.000 No, I want to see them.

01:31:02.000 Or say hi from six feet away, but you don't have it.

01:31:05.000 No one's going to get it.

01:31:07.000 It's got a 99.7% survivor rate.

01:31:10.000 Why do we have to keep going over this?

01:31:12.000 So I would say don't convince your parents.

01:31:15.000 You're not going to un-paranoid them.

01:31:17.000 That's a crazy demonstration.

01:31:18.000 Just say, oh, I went to get some more bleach wipes.

01:31:24.000 Hi, Gavin, Captain Faggett.

01:31:26.000 See, I told you when you named your apartment the Fag Zone, you were never going to hear the end of it.

01:31:29.000 I never did.

01:31:30.000 Now we have people calling you Captain Faggett.

01:31:32.000 There's never been a time where I named it.

01:31:33.000 The stupidest name of an apartment ever.

01:31:35.000 It was not me.

01:31:36.000 Really bad move.

01:31:37.000 I believe you gave it.

01:31:38.000 Really bad move.

01:31:39.000 I was on Twitter and I found the perfect example of when multiculturalism and feminism meet.

01:31:43.000 It sounds like it's in German, and the German woman picks a fight with what appears to be an immigrant.

01:31:49.000 Oh, this is ancient Chinese secret.

01:31:51.000 As you would expect, the results are hilarious, like the fuck you're in the Fang zone.

01:31:54.000 Have you given me a bomb?

01:32:05.000 She was fucking with him, saying she's going to kick his ass, and he just slapped her, and she had a meltdown.

01:32:08.000 I've seen this video a million times.

01:32:09.000 Boring.

01:32:11.000 I know you've been tight with Sam Hyde.

01:32:11.000 What's up, Gavin?

01:32:13.000 Great guy.

01:32:13.000 This week, he uploaded a video of him and his friend, Hank Hassey, infiltrating a gay pride parade in Rhode Island.

01:32:19.000 Fucking hilarious and insanely uncomfortable to watch.

01:32:25.000 Dash Wittgenstein.

01:32:29.000 Frank Hassel.

01:32:35.000 Providence's festival to celebrate.

01:32:37.000 What has he got?

01:32:37.000 A puppet?

01:32:42.000 What does his shirt say?

01:32:45.000 Oh, what's that?

01:32:47.000 Let's get loud.

01:32:50.000 Look at him.

01:32:52.000 He's the fucking best.

01:32:54.000 He's got his neck brace on.

01:33:04.000 Yeah, he is harassing them, telling them they're normal.

01:33:09.000 It's true.

01:33:10.000 Like, gays want to be rebellious so bad.

01:33:13.000 And it's like, dude, especially in New York, Rhode Island, in New York City, in the West Village, where it's illegal to be straight, they march up and down the gayest street possibly in the world and say, we're here.

01:33:27.000 We're queer.

01:33:29.000 Get used to it.

01:33:31.000 I couldn't be more used to it.

01:33:33.000 We love it.

01:33:35.000 All right, that looks fun.

01:33:36.000 Thank you for that.

01:33:37.000 People can look that up on their own.

01:33:42.000 Jamie pulls Orion on Joe Rogan's show.

01:33:44.000 Go to 250 in the clip.

01:33:46.000 Jamie takes forever to find a video online.

01:33:48.000 Then he starts complaining he has too much to do.

01:33:50.000 Classic Rye guy.

01:33:52.000 250.

01:33:52.000 Let's see here.

01:33:54.000 Pull that shit up, Jamie.

01:33:56.000 Wow.

01:33:57.000 Wow.

01:33:58.000 Video links.

01:33:59.000 I'm looking for it.

01:33:59.000 I retweeted.

01:34:00.000 You never have to show videos, though.

01:34:02.000 The link is the first thing I have.

01:34:04.000 Thank you.

01:34:04.000 Have a good day.

01:34:05.000 Oh, gee, you think she prepared for it with all those stats that she read right in front of you?

01:34:09.000 Dude, they need to hire your boy Elon Musk to get on that phone.

01:34:12.000 Where's the video, Bill?

01:34:13.000 The link, the first thing I have didn't have the video links I'm looking for.

01:34:15.000 I retweeted it.

01:34:16.000 He's holding on to it.

01:34:17.000 He doesn't want to give it to us.

01:34:19.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:34:20.000 Jamie doesn't want us to know.

01:34:22.000 See the timer.

01:34:25.000 It's been before 250.

01:34:27.000 Because of this, I'm in the middle of doing five things and switching the cameras between.

01:34:31.000 Jamie, we're just playing.

01:34:34.000 No one online thinks you guys are playing.

01:34:35.000 Oh, no, people online.

01:34:37.000 I love Jamie Vernon.

01:34:39.000 It's zero.

01:34:40.000 However, he should be getting a lot.

01:34:42.000 What are we at?

01:34:43.000 What's the counter?

01:34:44.000 I can't see.

01:34:45.000 322.

01:34:48.000 So we're 30 seconds now.

01:34:49.000 That's a commercial.

01:34:52.000 Oh, here it is.

01:34:53.000 Play this.

01:34:53.000 Here.

01:34:54.000 Hold on.

01:34:56.000 Full page and make it loud.

01:34:58.000 President Trump will not allow the coronavirus to come to this country, given what has happened since then.

01:35:05.000 So what was that?

01:35:06.000 341, 250, a fucking minute?

01:35:10.000 But Joe's putting a lot of pressure on him.

01:35:13.000 I mean, that was intense.

01:35:15.000 Joe, you got to get meaner, man.

01:35:17.000 Did you ever see Joe give him the stink eye, though?

01:35:19.000 That was pretty...

01:35:23.000 He's like, Joe Rogan's talking about something.

01:35:26.000 Jamie goes like, yeah, I read it.

01:35:28.000 And then Rogan just goes.

01:35:28.000 It wasn't too good.

01:35:32.000 And then it was like, what was that about?

01:35:35.000 My wife was saying she doesn't like when I yell at the kids.

01:35:38.000 And that's just the Scottish way.

01:35:40.000 We yell.

01:35:41.000 And I don't yell at the kids out of the blue.

01:35:43.000 I say, you get so many fucking warnings.

01:35:46.000 It's unbelievable.

01:35:46.000 I go, I'm getting mad.

01:35:48.000 And then they start repeating what I say.

01:35:50.000 They go, and when you get mad, it's hard for me to get unmad.

01:35:53.000 Oh, no.

01:35:54.000 And I say things like, I'm about to blow my top.

01:35:57.000 Or I'll say, if he, if you two fight one more time, I am going to lose it.

01:36:04.000 So you got all those warnings.

01:36:05.000 One time they were fighting in the car and I gave them like five warnings.

01:36:08.000 And then they just, I heard Johnny cry again.

01:36:10.000 I went, God damn it.

01:36:11.000 And I punched the rearview mirror off.

01:36:14.000 Holy shit.

01:36:16.000 That's a fact.

01:36:16.000 It's really, really hard to get back on on Range Rovers.

01:36:21.000 Speak Kim.

01:36:23.000 Yeah, I said, I'm not yelling.

01:36:24.000 Sorry.

01:36:25.000 I'm happy to give more warnings.

01:36:28.000 But like, even I was reading the Berenstein Bears to my kid.

01:36:33.000 And they have the bear, he's the dad, he's the bear dad sitting in this chair behind the carpet.

01:36:37.000 I mean, behind the carpet, behind his newspaper.

01:36:40.000 And the kids are messing up.

01:36:41.000 And he gives them a warning.

01:36:42.000 And then he just puts out his paper and goes, whoa.

01:36:46.000 I'm like, see, I even said that to my wife.

01:36:48.000 I go, it's in the Berenstein Bears.

01:36:51.000 Now that's how guys talk to one another.

01:36:53.000 But she is from the Midwest, where they are scared that the white man's forked tongue will be too loud.

01:37:00.000 And if they have a problem, they take it up with the elders.

01:37:06.000 Homeboys good night like.

01:37:08.000 Get it.

01:37:11.000 I don't want to fuck her.

01:37:12.000 She's probably the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'm just like...

01:37:16.000 Boing-a-long-long-long.

01:37:17.000 I'm going to...

01:37:19.000 *laughter*

01:37:19.000 Ugh.

01:37:21.000 You guys are rad.

01:37:23.000 And then he has a picture of John Travolta that says, looking to see where all the Antifas went now that the governors are acting A bit fascist.

01:37:31.000 I'll tell you where Antifa is.

01:37:33.000 They're on the side of the state.

01:37:35.000 There's a massive protest going on in Germany?

01:37:40.000 Yeah, I think Germany.

01:37:42.000 Protesting people not following the lockdown.

01:37:46.000 Are you with me here?

01:37:48.000 Anarchists are mad that people aren't listening to the government.

01:37:54.000 Like, you've gone full circle, you fucking dummies.

01:37:58.000 This is, you know, Berlin.

01:37:59.000 You know, I was at an anti-Nazi rally in 1990, probably 1990.

01:38:08.000 And it was skinheads versus punks and hippies and stuff.

01:38:12.000 And we were just tourists there going, ooh, this is exciting.

01:38:16.000 The skinheads were shooting firecrackers, like bottle rockets.

01:38:20.000 Apparently that's legal.

01:38:21.000 So there's tons of fireworks at this.

01:38:23.000 And I had my camera out, shitty camera, like a cannon, whatever.

01:38:27.000 And the rules of free speech are so good in Germany that I could go absolutely anywhere.

01:38:35.000 It was like a magic box.

01:38:37.000 My girlfriend was pushed to the side.

01:38:39.000 Sorry, this is dangerous.

01:38:40.000 Verboten.

01:38:41.000 And then me with my camera, I'm in there.

01:38:43.000 I got pictures of skinheads.

01:38:45.000 I got the police are grabbing guys.

01:38:47.000 I'm like touching the police.

01:38:49.000 It's like you're invisible.

01:38:50.000 Yeah.

01:38:50.000 It was so fucking fun.

01:38:50.000 Yeah.

01:38:52.000 Yeah.

01:38:52.000 What do you mean you remember?

01:38:53.000 No, because up until like the 2000s, like anybody with a camera was like neutral.

01:38:56.000 Okay, you're not fucking with that guy.

01:38:59.000 The skinheads, the cops, and the punks, they couldn't touch me.

01:39:04.000 It was magic.

01:39:10.000 Bunch of Gary's stuff.

01:39:14.000 Need suggestions on finding or forming a guys club?

01:39:17.000 No women or gays.

01:39:19.000 No gays?

01:39:21.000 Why do you care?

01:39:23.000 Before my question, let me clarify the excluding of the gays.

01:39:26.000 As the exclusion of women is a no-brainer, no pun intended, no bars against fags, but men think about sex more often than women, naturally.

01:39:32.000 In this club, the discussion of sex will be present.

01:39:35.000 No heterosexual male wants to hear a fag story about his anal sex experiences or deep throat.

01:39:40.000 I remember that too.

01:39:41.000 We said one thing that was kind of weird about gay proud boys is we said, okay, no wanks, don't beat off.

01:39:47.000 You have to come within a yard of a woman.

01:39:50.000 Obviously with her consent.

01:39:51.000 So if your wife's pregnant, she's not in the mood, you can beat off.

01:39:54.000 Maybe she tickles your balls or something.

01:39:56.000 You still can only masturbate if you're within one yard of a woman.

01:40:00.000 And the job, we stumbled across this thing with Dante Nero as a dare, like a Seinfeld bit, and we noticed our lives were improving drastically and our marriages were better and he was getting way more laid and we were smarter.

01:40:13.000 So we just kept doing it.

01:40:14.000 And being good at it.

01:40:15.000 And he started saying the guys too, if you're not into it, try for 10 days and get back to me.

01:40:20.000 Anyway, the gays would say, what about us?

01:40:22.000 And I was like, eh.

01:40:23.000 I felt ugly.

01:40:24.000 I felt gay.

01:40:26.000 You guys are exempt.

01:40:27.000 I mean, you don't really have a problem getting laid.

01:40:32.000 So we're not trying to rectify anything.

01:40:34.000 So that was an instance where a rule for the club didn't apply to gays.

01:40:38.000 So I kind of see his point.

01:40:40.000 It is a disaster.

01:40:44.000 No heterosexual guy wants to be hit on by another man and have his hangout turn into some queer hookah scene.

01:40:49.000 That would never happen.

01:40:51.000 The gays in Proud Boys have never said anything gay or hit on any of us.

01:40:56.000 This club is designed for men who are healthy, morally straight, blah, blah, blah.

01:41:00.000 Fuck other men, period.

01:41:01.000 Okay, fine, whatever.

01:41:02.000 Never happened in the States.

01:41:03.000 Want to hear your thoughts on finding or creating a guys' club in a new environment.

01:41:07.000 As you being the former creator of Proud Boys, I recently moved to New State, blah, blah, blah.

01:41:11.000 I don't know, just do it.

01:41:12.000 Fuck.

01:41:13.000 I am done.

01:41:14.000 Join the Knights of Columbus.

01:41:16.000 See what they do.

01:41:18.000 You have a meeting, you have the minutes, you do the accounts, you talk about beefs within the club.

01:41:25.000 You say at the Knights of Columbus.

01:41:26.000 Well, I can't tell you the details of meetings, but just fucking figure it out.

01:41:32.000 This sounds very gay.

01:41:34.000 I'm starting a MAGA dads group in my suburb, and this is going to be our gang sign.

01:41:40.000 M for MAGA.

01:41:42.000 You can't be in the M. So when we see each other in the street, we're going to go like, and in pictures, we're going to be like, that's too much.

01:41:52.000 What do you mean?

01:41:53.000 I don't like the butt chick.

01:41:57.000 That seems like a gang sign.

01:41:59.000 It is.

01:42:00.000 We're MAGA dads.

01:42:02.000 Are you going to have no D?

01:42:02.000 That's our gang.

01:42:06.000 No.

01:42:07.000 The dads is just a given.

01:42:09.000 Hey, Gavin, right, I got my wife and I kids around this weekend.

01:42:12.000 I've been doing a GM official walking around the house on episode 152.

01:42:14.000 I just don't know Gavin said, I'd love to get robbed.

01:42:16.000 I'm a prolocateur, but it seems like a questionable thing to say to 16,000 strangers.

01:42:21.000 What?

01:42:21.000 Fuck off.

01:42:27.000 All right.

01:42:29.000 Um.

01:42:33.000 Man, you spend so much time acting like a little bitch and wasting time when your mailbag letters aren't up to your standard on air.

01:42:38.000 But isn't that yours or Ryan's job to spend a few minutes before the show?

01:42:41.000 Yeah, I guess I should have weeded that out.

01:42:44.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit.

01:42:46.000 I find it doesn't really save that much time.

01:42:50.000 Because if I start to read a stinker, I just stop.

01:42:53.000 Dear Gavin and fuckface, Ryan, you see what you've done with the fags on the bottom?

01:42:57.000 That was too much of indecence.

01:42:59.000 This video is how I imagine what happens when you illegally go to bars in New York during the plague.

01:43:05.000 God bless.

01:43:06.000 I'm so proud of your boy.

01:43:09.000 So proud.

01:43:10.000 You're looking at me.

01:43:22.000 I say, are you looking at me?

01:43:31.000 You!

01:43:32.000 I miss those pubs so much with the little tables.

01:43:35.000 Are you looking at me?

01:43:38.000 Do you want some or what?

01:43:41.000 Come over here and say that.

01:43:46.000 You come over here and say that.

01:43:48.000 Come over here and say what?

01:43:51.000 Come over here and say come over here and say that nah won't You spill more drink.

01:44:12.000 What are you gonna do about it?

01:44:15.000 Oh, yeah!

01:44:18.000 All right, we get it, we get it.

01:44:20.000 But just freeze on that, that's kind of my dream.

01:44:23.000 The classic London pub.

01:44:25.000 Low tables, cigarettes, no TVs, no music, women occasionally to drop off some money or something, but not really.

01:44:36.000 Just men in their nothing box.

01:44:41.000 And by the way, the bars that I go to, we would have to close the curtains and we'd have to be deeper in.

01:44:49.000 So you're like, why do I part of a bar is my pride in my society, my culture.

01:44:57.000 When you're timid about it, it's like if you were to fuck and be timid the whole time, like, oh, I'm so sorry about this.

01:45:03.000 Well, you just ruin the whole fuck.

01:45:05.000 You're supposed to be like, yeah, I'm fucking.

01:45:08.000 What do you think of that?

01:45:10.000 Not like, does that hurt?

01:45:13.000 Okay.

01:45:17.000 Hello, Gavin and lovely Ryan.

01:45:20.000 What's that supposed to mean?

01:45:21.000 Gavin, would you rather spend three months locked in a room with Jim Carrey?

01:45:25.000 You get food and a bed, but you have no devices, no books, or anything to entertain you, just a conversation with Jim, or blow Jared Holt.

01:45:33.000 I mean, gay sex would be, not even that it's Jared Holt, but gay sex would be traumatizing.

01:45:37.000 And for the rest of my life, even when I was getting a blowjob, I would be thinking about like it would pop in my head that I blew a dude.

01:45:46.000 And that would probably bug me forever.

01:45:48.000 So what you're really asking is have a very shitty, boring time with a complete asshole.

01:45:54.000 I'm not scared of him, so I could just berate him for three days and make his life hell.

01:45:58.000 Or have blowjobs ruin forever.

01:46:01.000 That's a simple one.

01:46:02.000 All right, we're on time.

01:46:03.000 But the funny video, I forgot what it was, dude.

01:46:09.000 Oh, it's not in there, huh?

01:46:10.000 No, it's from yesterday's.

01:46:13.000 What are the QML notes from yesterday?

01:46:17.000 Plug in.

01:46:18.000 Plug in.

01:46:20.000 Sorry, folks, this isn't interesting.

01:46:22.000 We are finding things.

01:46:25.000 Finding things.

01:46:28.000 Where are we here?

01:46:29.000 Okay.

01:46:30.000 Final video.

01:46:35.000 What is it now?

01:46:36.000 Okay, okay, go.

01:46:38.000 Oh, it's awesome.

01:46:39.000 Other episodes.

01:46:40.000 Get out of the way, Karen.

01:46:42.000 Yeah, it's in other episodes.

01:46:43.000 No, no, it's 23.

01:46:45.000 And make this full.

01:46:45.000 Not in episode 2.

01:46:46.000 This is so cool.

01:46:47.000 What a great way to end the show.

01:46:50.000 Resize this, mother.

01:46:52.000 Psh.

01:46:52.000 Motherfucker.

01:46:55.000 I do understand.

01:46:59.000 I feel fine now, by the way.

01:47:00.000 After the Gatorade?

01:47:01.000 Yeah, that Gatorade.

01:47:02.000 I'm allergic to the exterior of that Gatorade bottle, and I'm convinced that Deli has rats.

01:47:07.000 And the rats, there's probably like sugary kind of, you know, Gatorade spill, whatever, on the floor of the freezer.

01:47:14.000 And I bet they rummage through there in the night and they ratify everything.

01:47:18.000 Good, you're sure.

01:47:19.000 I'm sorry.

01:47:20.000 You're not allowed for it.

01:47:21.000 We're right here.

01:47:23.000 Just one more.

01:47:23.000 This buildup.

01:47:24.000 Cody, will you come on out?

01:47:25.000 There's a whole film through that.

01:47:27.000 I'll not leave the 20.

01:47:28.000 But we only...

01:47:30.000 You don't understand.

01:47:31.000 This is a Caramobile?

01:47:33.000 Legal ramifications.

01:47:34.000 No, there's no legal ramifications because we're going to.

01:47:37.000 There's one more try and then we're out.

01:47:40.000 I'm about to go do it right there.

01:47:42.000 We can call the sheriff.

01:47:45.000 I'm about to go right there.

01:47:46.000 Do you want to get hit or not?

01:47:47.000 You close, please.

01:47:48.000 Monty, they're being quite belligerent.

01:47:50.000 No, we're not.

01:47:51.000 You're using crazy words.

01:47:52.000 We're not.

01:47:55.000 He's going to go next to it.

01:47:56.000 He came all the way from Louisiana to do this.

01:47:59.000 So her point is, boys doing BMX stunts makes it dangerous for the park.

01:48:04.000 That's conceivable, philosophically, but that's not what's happening.

01:48:08.000 No one's in the fucking park.

01:48:08.000 Mind your own business, Karen.

01:48:10.000 If there was a lot of old people walking up and down the stairs and I worked at that park, I go, guys, guys, we got oldies all over the fucking place here.

01:48:17.000 Maybe come back when it's empty.

01:48:20.000 So.

01:48:20.000 It's empty.

01:48:21.000 Ignore her park.

01:48:22.000 Ignore her defense.

01:48:23.000 She has no point.

01:48:25.000 It's totally empty.

01:48:28.000 If you didn't roll down here right this second, we'd be done and out of here and you wouldn't even know.

01:48:32.000 We're leaving.

01:48:33.000 After this try, we're leaving.

01:48:34.000 No, I haven't.

01:48:35.000 I can see blood on your army bar.

01:48:36.000 But nobody's not.

01:48:40.000 That's why it's worth it.

01:48:41.000 That's why it's worth so much to us.

01:48:47.000 The sheriff.

01:48:47.000 We can move our vehicles and they got a whole film crew set.

01:48:50.000 Doesn't, get off my car, turn it over.

01:48:52.000 Get off my car.

01:48:54.000 Call the sheriff, please.

01:48:55.000 This person's being belligerent.

01:48:57.000 Belligerent.

01:48:58.000 Call the sheriff.

01:48:59.000 Help me move this bitch.

01:49:00.000 Help me move this bitch.

01:49:02.000 She's just going to move it back in front of it or whatever.

01:49:08.000 Stand in front of it.

01:49:08.000 Stand in front of it, dude.

01:49:10.000 Get fired.

01:49:10.000 Get in trouble.

01:49:11.000 Be real.

01:49:12.000 Get run over.

01:49:13.000 And get arrested.

01:49:14.000 He's sitting on the fucking thing.

01:49:18.000 They're being belledgery.

01:49:20.000 And of course, she can't handle this herself.

01:49:22.000 She's on a radio to a man the entire time.

01:49:24.000 It's just like female cops.

01:49:26.000 The biggest obstacle to this is not the stairs, it's the Karen.

01:49:29.000 That's great.

01:49:29.000 It's like...

01:49:30.000 Webcams always quit.

01:49:32.000 Get out of here!

01:49:33.000 Please call the sheriff and get somebody out to the toilet.

01:49:38.000 Sheriff.

01:49:43.000 Right here.

01:49:44.000 This is amazing.

01:49:47.000 Fucking sender.

01:49:49.000 Just gonna send it.

01:49:51.000 Stand back.

01:49:52.000 You're gonna want to stand back.

01:49:54.000 You're gonna want to stand back, Karen.

01:49:56.000 Look how much speed he gets.

01:49:57.000 He's peddling.

01:49:58.000 Holy shit.

01:49:59.000 Yeah, there are actually people in this.

01:50:01.000 Oh my Whoa!

01:50:03.000 Oh my shit, oh my shit.

01:50:05.000 That's great.

01:50:06.000 Holy shit.

01:50:10.000 Sorry, Karen.

01:50:11.000 She's wet.

01:50:15.000 Wait, I love seeing their reaction.

01:50:16.000 Yeah, there are actually people leaving.

01:50:22.000 Oh, my.

01:50:26.000 That's what's her name.

01:50:30.000 Samantha Kuttner telling the proud boys they can't hang out with each other.

01:50:38.000 Yes!

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 26, 2020

S02E168 - ANTI-SOCIALIST RADICAL [2020-05-26 - S02E168 - ANTI-SOCIALIST RADICAL]

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