Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E171 - #TAKEUSDOWN [2020-06-08 - S02E171

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:44.000 That was the Dead Kennedys with Riot the Unbeatable High.

00:00:49.000 Adrenaline shoots your nerves to the sky.

00:00:53.000 Everyone knows this town is gonna blow.

00:00:57.000 That is gonna blow right now.

00:01:02.000 that is a very unmusical band are they not So it's actually a very well-written song.

00:01:17.000 He talks about how fun it is to be at a riot, but the next day, you got no home.

00:01:23.000 You got no community.

00:01:24.000 You have nothing.

00:01:26.000 And in the case of these riots, you have no economy.

00:01:29.000 And so it ends with, Tomorrow you're homeless.

00:01:32.000 Tonight it's a blast.

00:01:35.000 I highly recommend this song, but we won't.

00:01:37.000 Can you just turn it up for a second?

00:01:38.000 All right.

00:01:50.000 You get the idea.

00:01:52.000 Soviet rioting going on.

00:01:54.000 We were at the riots this weekend.

00:01:56.000 Can you fix my viewfinder there, buddy?

00:01:59.000 And I'm going to be totally honest.

00:02:02.000 I felt like at these particular rallies in New York this weekend, we were drifting away from police brutality as a subject, from George Floyd, and just getting into vandalism, looting, and self-indulgence.

00:02:17.000 It's disgusting.

00:02:18.000 It takes away everything about the movement.

00:02:21.000 And it's just now it's, I mean, the protest is basically like a grab stuff, break windows.

00:02:28.000 Smash and grab.

00:02:29.000 Smash and grab.

00:02:30.000 And we tried to stop them.

00:02:34.000 We were pleading to people, which, by the way, is very brave of us.

00:02:37.000 Of course.

00:02:38.000 Because when someone's adrenaline is pumping like that, they're from the ghetto.

00:02:41.000 They came out here for trouble.

00:02:43.000 And we're saying, guys, stop.

00:02:45.000 It's our community.

00:02:46.000 It's New York City.

00:02:48.000 This is not the New York I know and love.

00:02:51.000 I've lived here for 20 years.

00:02:53.000 I've never seen anything like this.

00:02:55.000 The blackout, there was zero looting.

00:02:56.000 Guys, George Floyd broke into Acelia Enriquez's apartment, pushed a gun into her pregnant belly.

00:03:05.000 He's not the hero we need.

00:03:07.000 That's right.

00:03:07.000 And they said to me, he's not a hero.

00:03:11.000 He's a man.

00:03:13.000 And we're taking this stuff so we can feed our fucking families.

00:03:18.000 That was one of the guys' quote.

00:03:20.000 And I thought, well, that's a wake-up call.

00:03:22.000 I was on campus.

00:03:23.000 There might be a clip servicing, but I did grab, I think there was a bag or something.

00:03:27.000 I forget what it was.

00:03:28.000 Not in my possession anymore, but I grabbed it off the ground so that way he couldn't grab it.

00:03:32.000 So, you know, like you get, you get it before he can.

00:03:35.000 Yeah.

00:03:36.000 But that's what a lot of what we were doing there is safeguarding stuff.

00:03:36.000 So you put it in.

00:03:40.000 I saw there was an article where the looters had put stuff in black garbage bags.

00:03:46.000 Construction company noticed it, put it in a crane, like a scooper doohickey, right?

00:03:53.000 A backhoe, and then picked it up like 50 feet off the ground.

00:03:58.000 There we go.

00:03:58.000 They use a digger.

00:04:00.000 It's called a digger.

00:04:01.000 God damn, fur is hot.

00:04:04.000 Yeah, it's an interesting choice of clothing, but I get it.

00:04:06.000 It's very warm.

00:04:08.000 There we go.

00:04:08.000 That's what we were doing.

00:04:09.000 Basic.

00:04:12.000 We were trying to get the stuff away from the looters and refocus them on what this is really about, which is police brutality and institutionalized white supremacy.

00:04:26.000 We did all that without machines, too, by the way.

00:04:28.000 We didn't need machines.

00:04:29.000 No, we are machines.

00:04:31.000 We're human diggers.

00:04:33.000 And I think the first thing we can do as white people or Japanese Puerto Ricans is to Google white supremacy, Google white privilege, Google systemic racism.

00:04:45.000 Let me just tell you, I have to take this off.

00:04:50.000 Make sure when you use the thumbnail for this, Rye guy, you get me with my coat on and fuck me with my heels on.

00:04:58.000 Your despicable Mi's brother coat.

00:05:02.000 Whew, hot stuff.

00:05:06.000 Yeah, let me just explain to you what systemic racism is.

00:05:09.000 It means that in the hood, in the ghetto, right, you go to shitty schools because they don't get funded, and then you don't get an education, then you can't get a job, and then you're forced to get into gang stuff, gang violence, just to live.

00:05:32.000 Look at this obesity epidemic happening in our studio.

00:05:35.000 And academic.

00:05:38.000 And that's systemic risk.

00:05:39.000 Then those kids don't have a father, and it self-perpetuates.

00:05:44.000 Okay?

00:05:45.000 So obviously, the what's the word I'm looking for?

00:05:49.000 Predilections, the prerequisites for this theory are one, black schools don't get any funding.

00:06:00.000 That's a tough one to prove, I'm afraid.

00:06:03.000 Two, if you're in East New York and you just show up for school and get Cs and pass everything, is it possible to get a city college education, which is, by the way, worth three grand?

00:06:18.000 So is it possible to get a $3,000 education?

00:06:20.000 No, they don't have three grand.

00:06:21.000 Really, are there a lot of grants going around?

00:06:23.000 A lot of scholarships going around for poor kids and queens in the hood who want to go to city college here in New York?

00:06:30.000 Yeah, there is.

00:06:33.000 In fact, it's pretty much impossible not to get into city college no matter what, no matter how much money you make.

00:06:40.000 And being good at it, if you're not.

00:06:43.000 I'm breaking character here, folks.

00:06:47.000 If you get C's, you live in East New York or Queens or the Bronx, you're getting all of your city college tuition paid, no problem.

00:06:59.000 Now what happens?

00:07:00.000 Now you've graduated from city college.

00:07:03.000 You're an educated minority.

00:07:05.000 You have maybe if you learned anything like in tax, any kind of accountancy shit, you are fucking going to be in the front window of every corporation in the world.

00:07:16.000 So I guess what I'm doing here is I'm abandoning our little sketch and I am saying that systemic racism is not a thing.

00:07:24.000 And another sort of metric that they used to prove that we live in a horrible racist place is they say, well, blacks are doing badly.

00:07:35.000 And they kind of assume that the schools aren't getting funding.

00:07:37.000 The schools are getting plenty funded.

00:07:40.000 The schools are getting computers.

00:07:41.000 They're getting laptops.

00:07:42.000 The laptops are getting thrown in the garbage.

00:07:44.000 Kids in black schools in East New York and Bushwick, they barely show up.

00:07:50.000 They wander in and out of class.

00:07:52.000 Talk to teachers who are in East New York, and you'll find that no one is trying.

00:07:58.000 This is my problem with white privilege.

00:08:00.000 It trivializes all the hard work I do with my kids.

00:08:03.000 First of all, it trivializes the fact that I worked at Sunny's gas station in Bridlewood, Canada, Ontario, in 1984, and have been working non-stop ever since.

00:08:14.000 Never been unemployed, ever.

00:08:19.000 It trivializes all that, how I made my money.

00:08:22.000 Then it trivializes all the hard work I do with my boys, my sons and my daughter, and how I'm there for them.

00:08:28.000 And like even yesterday, I was working on my daughter's social life.

00:08:31.000 Her friends were busy.

00:08:33.000 They weren't in town.

00:08:34.000 So I was trying to see, okay, what about this girl, you know, busting my ass to make sure that she's socializing and my boys are off the screens, not staring at the TV.

00:08:42.000 You trivialize all that when you give them white privilege.

00:08:45.000 And furthermore, you trivialize my father's hard work.

00:08:52.000 My dad grew up in the slums of Glasgow.

00:08:55.000 His toes look like this because he didn't have shoes.

00:08:58.000 His toes make me throw up.

00:09:00.000 That might be why I'm so against flip-flops because it reminds me of my dad's disgusting Chinese foot-bound toes.

00:09:12.000 And that guy, just like I said with East New York, got a scholarship.

00:09:17.000 The way Scotland works is if you do well in your O-levels at 14, we'll get you into university.

00:09:21.000 We don't care how much money you have.

00:09:22.000 We'll figure it out.

00:09:23.000 And they did.

00:09:24.000 They got him an education in physics, busted his ass working.

00:09:29.000 He would stay up all night drawing microchips back when they were hand-drawn, drawing these massive spreadsheets of microchips back when they were just like starting to get serious about making computers.

00:09:40.000 My dad built some computers that were like as big as this bookshelf and they could do two plus two is three type of thing.

00:09:46.000 I have these pictures of him in bell bottoms next to these fucking fridges, these monster machines.

00:09:52.000 They look like generators for a building and they could do basically multiplication.

00:09:57.000 They definitely couldn't do video.

00:09:59.000 He built, when I was a kid, he built us our computer.

00:10:03.000 My computer when I was a kid had wood siding.

00:10:06.000 It was steel.

00:10:07.000 The sides were plywood.

00:10:09.000 It had a monitor.

00:10:10.000 And then I said I wanted an Atari a video game system.

00:10:12.000 He was too cheap.

00:10:13.000 So he built me one.

00:10:14.000 My joystick was a big plastic shoebox this big and it had a hole that had been done with like a hacksaw.

00:10:21.000 And I had a joystick and the switches were like on and off switches for like a light.

00:10:25.000 And I would play a Tranquility Bass.

00:10:28.000 See if you can dig that up.

00:10:30.000 Tranquility Bass Video Game.

00:10:32.000 Because I was thinking when we had the boat this weekend.

00:10:35.000 Listen to how ignorant he is about his white privilege.

00:10:37.000 He doesn't see that he's talking about boats and computers.

00:10:40.000 Blacks never had those opportunities.

00:10:42.000 All my uncles are dead of alcoholism.

00:10:42.000 Really?

00:10:46.000 They were beaten by my fucking grandfather, Johnny McInnes.

00:10:50.000 Well, it's gotten a lot better since I played it.

00:10:52.000 It looks a lot more high-tech.

00:10:53.000 No, this was just a 2D.

00:10:56.000 It looked like asteroids.

00:10:57.000 It was just like a heck, like a, you know, those sort of asteroids type drawings.

00:11:03.000 2D.

00:11:04.000 You'd have to go 80s.

00:11:06.000 Tranquility-based 80s video game.

00:11:08.000 Anyway, you'd have to land this thing.

00:11:14.000 And if you land it like that, it would crash.

00:11:16.000 And you wanted to land it perfectly like that.

00:11:18.000 And it's a surprisingly fun game.

00:11:20.000 And I noticed when I was pulling the boat into the dock, I thought, this is why men love boats so much.

00:11:24.000 It's docking.

00:11:25.000 That's the funnest part.

00:11:26.000 Not putting your penis into someone's foreskin, but the landing, getting it right in.

00:11:31.000 And then your crew, your sons, jump off and they make sure the boat doesn't hit the dock.

00:11:34.000 That's the funnest part.

00:11:37.000 Anyway, you trivialize all that work.

00:11:40.000 And even rich kids.

00:11:41.000 Rich kids in America, there's very few cases of old money.

00:11:46.000 Very few cases.

00:11:47.000 There's almost none in Canada.

00:11:49.000 But even in America, it's very rare.

00:11:52.000 And that's because we're a nouveau riche culture.

00:11:55.000 And when you're nouveau-riche, it means someone busted their fucking ass.

00:11:59.000 And when you talk about white privilege, you totally trivialize that.

00:12:02.000 Oh, black people didn't work hard?

00:12:04.000 Yes, black people have worked hard.

00:12:05.000 Black people were slaves.

00:12:07.000 Yeah, so were whites, literal slaves.

00:12:09.000 And also, the coal miners were slaves.

00:12:11.000 Ever heard of owe my soul to the company store?

00:12:14.000 Did you see the conditions they were working in?

00:12:16.000 They would often be freezing cold, wet 24 hours a day in this much room.

00:12:21.000 So like acrobats, scraping and scraping 13 hours a day.

00:12:26.000 Never dry.

00:12:27.000 You'd come home in Lead Hills, Scotland from the coal mines.

00:12:30.000 You'd put your thick Irish cable net sweater next to the fire.

00:12:33.000 You'd wake up in the morning.

00:12:34.000 It was still wet.

00:12:35.000 And you're putting it back on, going back to the mines.

00:12:39.000 Yeah, but they were free.

00:12:40.000 No.

00:12:41.000 Owe my soul to the company store.

00:12:43.000 Ever heard that phrase?

00:12:44.000 That means you're beyond debt.

00:12:46.000 Debt you can't pay off.

00:12:47.000 They own you.

00:12:48.000 The mine owns you.

00:12:50.000 Anyway, you don't often hear other groups talking about the past and looking into the future like it's some sort of inevitable albatross around your neck.

00:12:59.000 No, You can shake the past.

00:13:02.000 My father did it in one generation.

00:13:04.000 My son and I are provided for, and now my kids will be even more provided for.

00:13:08.000 Because I took what he built and I busted my ass.

00:13:11.000 You see, Vice went bankrupt in 2000.

00:13:16.000 Brought down to zero.

00:13:17.000 What did we do?

00:13:18.000 We went to Triple Five Souls' warehouse.

00:13:21.000 We were stuck in the back where they stored all their excess clothing.

00:13:25.000 We rigged up computers.

00:13:26.000 I put up wallpaper.

00:13:28.000 We built a new office out of their storage room and we built it back up from scratch.

00:13:34.000 It was not privilege.

00:13:35.000 I remember even there was this magazine, Egotrip, that was like a rap magazine.

00:13:40.000 And their contention was that we are making money because they do all the work.

00:13:48.000 They get it out there.

00:13:49.000 They're a rap magazine.

00:13:50.000 But people are scared of blacks.

00:13:51.000 So they gave the ad revenue to us instead.

00:13:55.000 Total and utter horseshit.

00:13:58.000 Those guys were around for a fraction of the time we were around.

00:14:01.000 We had built all these relationships since 1994.

00:14:05.000 And the opposite was true.

00:14:07.000 We would court these advertisers like Toyota or something, get them right about ready to bite, and then they'd go, oh, you're too controversial.

00:14:14.000 And you had that horrible article about slavery.

00:14:17.000 We're going to go to the politically correct ego trip.

00:14:19.000 And because it was black-owned, it was considered politically correct.

00:14:24.000 So yeah, systemic racism is a myth.

00:14:28.000 And white guilt is retarded.

00:14:32.000 And this is what I was saying on Friday's show.

00:14:34.000 We had a Peironi's disease 45-degree shift in American culture in 1968 when Martin Luther King was assassinated.

00:14:40.000 We said, we are sorry, let's fix this.

00:14:44.000 This week, we had another 45-degree shift where an America that you don't see on the news or on TV, which is the vast majority, the people not out looting, have said, yeah, no.

00:15:02.000 You can have the cities.

00:15:05.000 We gave you Baltimore.

00:15:06.000 We gave you Detroit.

00:15:06.000 We gave you Philadelphia.

00:15:08.000 You can have New York City.

00:15:09.000 We're all moving to the suburbs.

00:15:11.000 People on Park Avenue are selling their apartments right now, 50% off.

00:15:15.000 America is not falling apart.

00:15:17.000 America's getting a divorce.

00:15:20.000 It's not an amicable divorce, but the dad has good lawyers and the mom is not getting the house, basically, is what's going on here.

00:15:30.000 Irrevocable change going on, folks.

00:15:33.000 And it's sad seeing all these people capitulate, trying to fight it.

00:15:37.000 I saw a clip, I didn't send you this, where people were washing black people's feet.

00:15:43.000 And do you think that kind of capitulation earns you any points?

00:15:47.000 Remember, who was that guy who was beheaded?

00:15:48.000 Daniel Pearl, a Jewish guy.

00:15:51.000 I believe he converted to Islam, or at least some of the people he was with in his group converted to Islam.

00:15:57.000 They ended up killing all the hostages.

00:16:00.000 But some stayed as Christians, as Jews, some converted to Islam in an attempt to appease the hostage takers.

00:16:09.000 And it didn't work.

00:16:11.000 And the ISIS guys, the Taliban, I guess it was back then, resented them more.

00:16:18.000 There was one guy who just prayed to Jesus every day and refused to capitulate and refused to praise Allah.

00:16:23.000 And they'd break him down at the knees.

00:16:25.000 And he would still keep praying to Jesus.

00:16:26.000 And they actually revered him more and ended up treating him better because he didn't convert.

00:16:32.000 And I got in a lot of trouble for saying, they said, he described Palestinians as dogs.

00:16:37.000 Well, yeah, but the context was when I lived in Costa Rica, I had a Rottweiler, and it was a massive beast.

00:16:45.000 You needed that because there were so many criminals down there.

00:16:47.000 You needed something that would eat a bad guy.

00:16:50.000 Because every time you went to the bar in town, you'd find that there was people lurking around your property.

00:16:54.000 So they were scared of dogs, as they should be, because our dog was a murderer.

00:16:57.000 His name was Diablo.

00:16:59.000 But when he was bad, like say he ate your shoe, this is going to sound like animal cruelty, but you would go, Diablo, no.

00:17:06.000 And you'd punch him in the face really hard.

00:17:09.000 Like if I did it to you, it'd break your nose.

00:17:10.000 And he wouldn't go, oh, my nose.

00:17:14.000 He would just go, meaning, okay, I got it.

00:17:19.000 Don't eat shoes.

00:17:21.000 Done.

00:17:22.000 You don't have to scream your fucking head off, pussy.

00:17:26.000 And that is how Palestinians are.

00:17:29.000 When I was last in Israel, Netanyahu had just given up like 12 homes that were sort of the last settlement in Gaza.

00:17:37.000 And he said, you know what?

00:17:38.000 As a gesture to you, we're going to give you these homes.

00:17:42.000 And the people who lived in them didn't want to give them up.

00:17:43.000 He said, nope, come back to Israel.

00:17:45.000 This is Jerusalem.

00:17:47.000 And we're going to bulldoze them.

00:17:48.000 I don't know why they did that part.

00:17:49.000 They bulldozed them to ash, right?

00:17:52.000 And now you'd think that would be sort of a good gesture, something where the Palestinians would say, okay, appreciate you.

00:18:01.000 Appreciate you.

00:18:02.000 But what did they do?

00:18:03.000 They rioted and attacked more than ever.

00:18:06.000 You know why?

00:18:07.000 Because they smelled weakness from Israel.

00:18:10.000 Wait, you had that picture of the foot washing?

00:18:12.000 Yeah.

00:18:13.000 You can just pull it up.

00:18:14.000 Look at that.

00:18:16.000 This is actually, according to the Bible, this is actually kind of the people washing the feet are the supreme ones.

00:18:23.000 Because Jesus.

00:18:23.000 Yes.

00:18:25.000 Jesus did that.

00:18:25.000 The Pope does that.

00:18:26.000 He washed the prostitutes.

00:18:27.000 And the apostles get their feet washed.

00:18:29.000 With his hair.

00:18:30.000 By the way, don't wash my feet with your long, gross fucking hair.

00:18:33.000 No offense, Jesus.

00:18:34.000 But can you imagine a less satisfying wash?

00:18:37.000 Oh, with his hair?

00:18:38.000 I think he used his hair.

00:18:38.000 Yeah.

00:18:41.000 Gross.

00:18:43.000 Anyway, that picture is capitulation.

00:18:46.000 And when Israel built the wall, terrorism went to zero and the local Arabs said it was offensive and the international community frowns at this.

00:18:58.000 And I don't think so.

00:19:00.000 I think that deep down, the Palestinians would have thought.

00:19:06.000 I think deep down the Palestinians thought, wow, these guys are playing fucking hardball.

00:19:06.000 Sorry.

00:19:11.000 Just like the Rottweiler getting punched.

00:19:13.000 They didn't go, no.

00:19:14.000 They went, like Palestinians are paid to fight.

00:19:19.000 You cannot compromise with them.

00:19:21.000 They're permanent warriors.

00:19:22.000 They're like hyenas.

00:19:25.000 I never give them very flattering analogies.

00:19:27.000 So the only way you can establish a relationship With a hyena is to show it that you're the boss.

00:19:33.000 Tough love.

00:19:34.000 No.

00:19:35.000 And that's what they appreciate.

00:19:36.000 They don't appreciate capitulation.

00:19:38.000 Now, when we shift that analogy over here to Black Lives Matter and Antifa and everything, the same thing applies.

00:19:45.000 They don't appreciate capitulation.

00:19:47.000 Like, look at the mayor.

00:19:49.000 Did you see the mayor of Minneapolis?

00:19:51.000 I know none of this is in any of my notes.

00:19:53.000 So he goes to the coffin and cries.

00:19:56.000 Blubbering at George Floyd's coffin.

00:19:59.000 No black people, and especially no Antifa, appreciated that.

00:20:03.000 They didn't go, okay, that was pretty cool.

00:20:06.000 You cried.

00:20:08.000 Now I care.

00:20:08.000 He was fucking blubbering.

00:20:10.000 You can't even call it, I was going to say like a fag.

00:20:14.000 No fag would cry like that.

00:20:16.000 Gays hasn't been an insult in about 20 years.

00:20:20.000 This is gays.

00:20:21.000 These people are a sub-fag.

00:20:25.000 And God, I wish I was there and I could say, hey, sorry, Mr. Mayor, can I just see your eyes, please?

00:20:31.000 I'm just checking for actual real tears.

00:20:34.000 I saw your shoulders going like this, but I want to see the actual.

00:20:37.000 Can I just taste the salt content?

00:20:41.000 That's not salty.

00:20:44.000 You have menthol on your eyelids.

00:20:47.000 Look at this bull shit.

00:20:51.000 This is like Chris Cuomo when that bright guy was talking to him.

00:20:55.000 From now on, all criers have to show me their eyes.

00:20:58.000 Like when we were on that hike and that meth head started going, so I wouldn't realize that he punched his old lady off a hill and she didn't fall.

00:21:08.000 Ironically, it made me realize that that's what he had done, but it took me until 20 minutes later.

00:21:13.000 Look at them standing there like this.

00:21:14.000 It's almost like the black Hebrew Israelites when they have someone kiss their boots.

00:21:17.000 They just sort of stand and look off.

00:21:19.000 That's it, bitch.

00:21:20.000 Cry.

00:21:21.000 Bitch.

00:21:23.000 Anyway.

00:21:26.000 He.

00:21:27.000 That's a long time.

00:21:29.000 I know.

00:21:31.000 Way to make it about you.

00:21:32.000 And by the way, who's wearing the cargo shorts to a funeral?

00:21:38.000 Really shitty, dirty ones.

00:21:41.000 That's what my bike mechanic wears when he fixes my tires.

00:21:46.000 Anyway, so he goes to a rally and he gets out there and he's so submissive in his little beta male shirt.

00:21:55.000 And he says, I've fucked up.

00:21:57.000 I'm terrible.

00:21:58.000 And white people always say this in these situations.

00:22:01.000 I need to do better.

00:22:02.000 I need to educate myself.

00:22:04.000 That's another doozy.

00:22:05.000 Meanwhile, you better not educate yourself because if you look up systemic racism, school funding, charter schools, fathers in the home, all of this stuff, you're going to realize that in 2020, you're responsible for your own plight.

00:22:18.000 There's a great argument for the 40s, 50s, and 60s, 70s, right up until the 70s.

00:22:23.000 You had a great argument.

00:22:25.000 Started to dwindle.

00:22:26.000 In the early 70s, it was cool to be black post-MLK.

00:22:30.000 80s, no, 90s, no.

00:22:31.000 2000, fuck off.

00:22:33.000 Sorry.

00:22:35.000 No excuse.

00:22:38.000 Yeah, but black people are killed by cops.

00:22:40.000 Yeah, because black people tend to be in a war zone.

00:22:42.000 We have what?

00:22:43.000 People say 15% of the population is doing 50% of the violent crime.

00:22:43.000 8%.

00:22:48.000 No, not a lot of women in jail.

00:22:50.000 It's about 8% of the population is responsible for 50% of the violent crime.

00:22:54.000 Now, whatever reasoning you have for that, that just shows you they're in a battle zone.

00:23:00.000 And people in a battle zone get shot.

00:23:02.000 70% of soldiers in Afghanistan have been shot in the head.

00:23:06.000 Yeah, they're in a war.

00:23:08.000 It's like the trannies.

00:23:09.000 There's a war on trannies.

00:23:11.000 Trans people are dying every day.

00:23:13.000 Yeah, because they date gangbangers and they get into fights and they're doing meth.

00:23:18.000 They're in a dangerous zone.

00:23:20.000 How many cops commit suicide in New York?

00:23:23.000 A year?

00:23:24.000 One a month?

00:23:26.000 Because they live in a depressing, horrible thing and they see fucking children malnourished and abused.

00:23:33.000 And they, of course, now they live in a city that hates them, sees them as monsters.

00:23:33.000 Gets in there.

00:23:38.000 Will you show it?

00:23:39.000 Yeah, so show the mayor at this fucking thing.

00:23:42.000 He's so sorry.

00:23:44.000 So sorry.

00:23:46.000 Do they show what he said?

00:23:49.000 Oh, this is the moment before.

00:23:51.000 Yes or no question for you.

00:23:53.000 Yes.

00:23:54.000 Just pause.

00:23:55.000 Look at this submissive.

00:23:57.000 This is the mayor.

00:23:58.000 This is the leader of the city is basically on his knees, subservient below them.

00:24:05.000 I mean, people do this in job interviews, right?

00:24:06.000 They lower the chair of the other person to make them feel inferior.

00:24:09.000 This guy's like five feet below.

00:24:12.000 Don't kneel ever.

00:24:15.000 You know how I proposed to my wife?

00:24:17.000 I stood there and presented her the ring.

00:24:20.000 I never will ever get on my fucking knees.

00:24:24.000 Don't get on.

00:24:25.000 It's un-American to get on your knees.

00:24:28.000 Keep going.

00:24:30.000 Will you commit to defunding Minneapolis Police Department?

00:24:33.000 Have enough of it.

00:24:35.000 What am I saying?

00:24:37.000 We don't want no more.

00:24:39.000 Look at his scared eyebrows, too.

00:24:40.000 But they're not even speaking the same language.

00:24:42.000 She said defund the police, which I have no idea what that means.

00:24:47.000 I have an idea for defunding the police.

00:24:48.000 How about you kill the slush fund that they have, the hundreds of millions that MIPD puts aside for all these bullshit cases of police brutality?

00:24:57.000 Like, there'll be a chase.

00:24:59.000 The guy runs up a gate.

00:25:01.000 The guy grabs him from the gate, rips him down, and smashes him against the ground.

00:25:06.000 $15,000.

00:25:08.000 Or sometimes $2 million.

00:25:11.000 Central Park Five were guilty, as Ann Coulter points out in her article, What Are You Going to Believe?

00:25:16.000 The Evidence or Netflix.

00:25:18.000 They got tens of millions of dollars for raping and beating a woman within not an inch of her life, a millimeter of her life.

00:25:27.000 They investigated it as a homicide.

00:25:30.000 Anyway, so look what good this does.

00:25:33.000 What did I say?

00:25:34.000 We don't want no more police.

00:25:37.000 Is that clear?

00:25:39.000 We don't want people with guns toting around in our community, shooting us down.

00:25:44.000 You have an answer.

00:25:46.000 No more demons.

00:25:47.000 No more police at all.

00:25:50.000 What are you going to do when you get money?

00:25:51.000 The ghostbusters?

00:25:52.000 Which ones?

00:25:54.000 Christian Wig and Melissa McCarthy.

00:25:56.000 Be quiet, y'all.

00:25:56.000 Be quiet, because it's important that we actually hear this.

00:26:00.000 It's important that we hear this, because if y'all don't know, he's up for re-election next year.

00:26:05.000 Boom.

00:26:06.000 If y'all don't know, he's up for re-election next year.

00:26:10.000 And if he says no...

00:26:13.000 Guess what the f we gonna do next?

00:26:17.000 Get rid of all the police.

00:26:20.000 By the way, just pause.

00:26:22.000 No one has looked anything up.

00:26:25.000 We've done this.

00:26:26.000 The south side of Chicago has no police.

00:26:28.000 It has no go zones.

00:26:30.000 A black gets murdered there once a day.

00:26:33.000 So this isn't a hypothetical.

00:26:34.000 I saw this thing was trending where it said Mark Wahlberg, Marky Mark, has a bunch of hate crimes under his belt.

00:26:41.000 Yeah, I know.

00:26:42.000 Everyone knows that.

00:26:44.000 It's like the whole, we just unearthed footage of Jimmy Fallon in Blackface.

00:26:48.000 Yeah, we remember when he did it.

00:26:50.000 He was Chris Rock.

00:26:55.000 Nice scoop, Nathan Bernardo.

00:26:57.000 You got us.

00:26:59.000 You nailed him.

00:27:02.000 I mean, this was huge news.

00:27:05.000 For years and years, everyone was talking about it.

00:27:07.000 I mean, he apologized to the guy and what he did.

00:27:10.000 Growing up in Boston, he's talked about it for hours, about how sorry he was.

00:27:14.000 Looking back, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:27:16.000 Now it's a hot new scoop.

00:27:18.000 Nice scoop.

00:27:19.000 You're not allowed to have a scoop that's 10 years old.

00:27:21.000 Old scoop.

00:27:22.000 But anyway, go back.

00:27:23.000 So he says, he dares to make the radical position that I will not completely abolish the police force.

00:27:33.000 Where is the police force completely abolished?

00:27:37.000 Like, you'd have to go to the depths of the Congo or some horrible desert community in the Middle East.

00:27:44.000 Where the fuck?

00:27:44.000 Where the fucking...

00:27:47.000 Like, where are there no police?

00:27:49.000 Is there a city in...

00:27:59.000 Actually, no, I do know of a place.

00:28:01.000 There's a place in Nevada, I believe, that's all squatters.

00:28:07.000 It's off the grid, and they all self-police.

00:28:11.000 It's all white people.

00:28:12.000 And you can imagine the fucking loonies that live there, all meth heads.

00:28:17.000 It's like Burning Man.

00:28:18.000 It might not be Nevada, but it's some hot desert town.

00:28:21.000 And there's no police.

00:28:23.000 There's no nothing.

00:28:24.000 There's no taxes.

00:28:26.000 It's a little off-the-grid spot.

00:28:27.000 Is that what you want in Minneapolis?

00:28:30.000 A little sort of Burning Man type of scenario?

00:28:33.000 I'm afraid you can't have a city with skyscrapers and transit and not have fucking cops.

00:28:41.000 We saw this with the MTA during the pandemic.

00:28:44.000 They were low on cops.

00:28:45.000 Bums piled their shit from floor to ceiling.

00:28:48.000 And that's why I love that we have the oink-oinky monster shirt at the store because she got her wish.

00:28:57.000 Yeah, no, that's not it.

00:28:59.000 Silver Spring, Maryland Bethesda.

00:29:01.000 Don't have police departments.

00:29:02.000 It's policed by Montgomery.

00:29:04.000 That's different, Ryan.

00:29:05.000 That's just like the state police come in because it's such a small town.

00:29:08.000 I'm talking about an anarchist little collective, and it's fucking, it sucks.

00:29:14.000 But that woman with Oink Oinky Monster, she was protesting because the New York MTA was going to get more cops.

00:29:21.000 She decided that would be bad for black people.

00:29:24.000 And so she held up a little sign that said, oink going to monster, because you're a monster if you want more policing.

00:29:30.000 Coincidentally, we had the pandemic about a month later, two months later, and there was no police on the MTA.

00:29:35.000 She got her wish, and it was fucking disgusting.

00:29:38.000 Feces, urine, just floating up and down the subway.

00:29:44.000 The bums just took it over.

00:29:47.000 Anyway, let's go back to this mayor.

00:29:49.000 So he said, I won't abolish the police.

00:29:51.000 I do not support the phone.

00:29:58.000 Boo, you dump radicals.

00:30:01.000 You're not the most radical person basically in the world.

00:30:05.000 Like, what percentage of humans on earth want a major city like this to have zero police?

00:30:18.000 Look at that.

00:30:19.000 And then he goes home with his tail between his legs.

00:30:21.000 What the fuck is he wearing?

00:30:22.000 Are those sweatpants?

00:30:25.000 Look at that walk of shame.

00:30:27.000 Look at these pussy little brother leaders like Justin Trudeau.

00:30:32.000 Look at him.

00:30:35.000 Shame.

00:30:37.000 See, that's what shame.

00:30:38.000 Shame begets more shame.

00:30:40.000 When you wash feet and when you cry and when you lie down, you get more people laughing at you.

00:30:53.000 So skip the Breitbart thing.

00:30:55.000 I predicted this.

00:30:58.000 Listen to me.

00:30:59.000 Listen to Nostra Gavis.

00:31:01.000 I will tell you everything.

00:31:02.000 You know the salon apartheid I predicted?

00:31:04.000 It'll happen.

00:31:05.000 I promise you.

00:31:06.000 I predicted Trump.

00:31:08.000 I predicted all of this shit.

00:31:10.000 And I predicted this hyperbolic capitulation.

00:31:14.000 In 2015, I put up a tweet that said, I think it's in that article.

00:31:19.000 I said, white men are evil.

00:31:21.000 We need to be destroyed.

00:31:23.000 Take us down.

00:31:24.000 Now, the left had trouble getting it.

00:31:26.000 It was sort of like an early version of it's okay to be white.

00:31:30.000 And all the tweets are gone now because eventually they caught on.

00:31:35.000 But what I did was I took like a total exaggeration of our white guilt and said, we need to be killed.

00:31:42.000 In fact, I did a Miles video.

00:31:43.000 You could probably play some of that.

00:31:45.000 Where I said, I might kill myself.

00:31:48.000 And that in 2015 was funny.

00:31:51.000 In 2020, that's a documentary.

00:31:54.000 No, it's in that link, fuck nuts.

00:31:56.000 Oh, it's in that.

00:31:57.000 Yeah, do you have eyeballs?

00:32:07.000 Hey, everyone.

00:32:08.000 You know, I've been thinking a lot about culture and society and how backwards it is and how white people are the problem and how our history is the problem.

00:32:20.000 Today, America is obsessed with banning the Confederate flag, and that's a good thing because the Confederate flag means that black people are grandma.

00:32:30.000 That was only four years ago.

00:32:32.000 Five years ago.

00:32:34.000 Confederate flag will get you killed.

00:32:37.000 Should a Confederate flag t-shirt on in New York City?

00:32:39.000 To quote public enemy Farrakhan is a prophet that I think you ought to listen to.

00:32:44.000 Anyway, scroll ahead a little bit.

00:32:45.000 They can dig this up.

00:32:47.000 Oh, no.

00:32:47.000 in the video.

00:32:49.000 What is telling them to die?

00:32:52.000 Well, I've got some news for you, white America and white Canada.

00:32:56.000 When North America when they see the Canadian flights.

00:33:01.000 Forward.

00:33:03.000 The news here is gay in society cis white heteronormative males to photograph themselves lying face down to raise awareness.

00:33:17.000 And guess what?

00:33:19.000 The response has been super huge and super awesome.

00:33:22.000 There's this guy, this guy, this guy went on some stairs.

00:33:27.000 This guy is in a ball crying and he's got the American flag waving.

00:33:32.000 This guy, I think, might have a gerbil in his ass.

00:33:35.000 This guy's in the garbage.

00:33:37.000 This is my favorite one because he looks like a racist redneck and he's like, I'm garbage.

00:33:42.000 I'm in the recycling bin.

00:33:44.000 Yeah, that's where white society, that's where Western society belongs.

00:33:49.000 That's where Christians belong.

00:33:51.000 That's where soldiers belong.

00:33:52.000 Look at this guy.

00:33:54.000 He's a cop, and he knows that he totally sucks.

00:33:58.000 So that was a joke.

00:34:00.000 That was a cop being funny, right?

00:34:03.000 Now let's jump ahead to Breitbart.

00:34:08.000 Watch.

00:34:09.000 Police chief lies face down to appease Black Lives Matter protest.

00:34:14.000 This is my joke.

00:34:15.000 Come to life.

00:34:18.000 What in the Sam fucking hell is going on?

00:34:20.000 Why did you write this reality?

00:34:23.000 Why did you do that?

00:34:24.000 Go back to the first article that had Miles on it.

00:34:28.000 Yeah.

00:34:30.000 I just want to read below that.

00:34:32.000 Below it.

00:34:32.000 This fat black woman who wrote this article.

00:34:35.000 Encouraged by McInnis, some white men have been tweeting pictures of themselves, blah, blah, blah.

00:34:39.000 I feel slightly better owning a multiracial dog, but still feel bad about owning someone.

00:34:44.000 And in the middle of the street, I'm waiting for the semi-truck of social justice, injustice to end my privilege.

00:34:48.000 Now, scroll down.

00:34:49.000 But some of the tweets beyond offensive, including the ones...

00:35:00.000 But some are finding some of the tweets beyond offensive, including the ones that express white pride.

00:35:06.000 And the user who tweeted a picture of himself face down wearing a hooded jacket next to a drink and a bag of Skittles.

00:35:13.000 And then she doesn't come up with anything.

00:35:15.000 Go down.

00:35:16.000 This is the very end of the article.

00:35:18.000 It's such half-assed writing.

00:35:19.000 What's your conclusion, lady?

00:35:20.000 McInnis likes to court controversy.

00:35:22.000 The self-styled comedian reportedly tweeted that the Civil War was not about slavery and in 2013 went on an anti-feminist rant on Fox News's Hannity.

00:35:30.000 Where's your point?

00:35:32.000 Like, is this hate, she says?

00:35:34.000 Anyway, that retarded writing brings us to 2020 where a police chief lies face down.

00:35:40.000 Let me see what it says at the beginning.

00:35:44.000 Police chief Michael Shaw of the Webster, Massachusetts Police Department lay face down, not on your side.

00:35:50.000 Like I was trying to exaggerate the absurdity of your nose in the dirt.

00:35:57.000 Urging a Black Lives Matter protest on Sunday, the entire incident was filmed and posted to social media.

00:36:01.000 What a bunch of fucking losers.

00:36:04.000 Like, again, not one person, black or Antifa, sees a cop doing that and goes, cool.

00:36:12.000 You know what they see?

00:36:13.000 They go, ooh, we have some power.

00:36:16.000 We got a police chief to lie face down.

00:36:18.000 Let's keep doing this.

00:36:19.000 Let's keep pushing it.

00:36:21.000 Just like the Palestinians when they bulldoze the homes.

00:36:24.000 Oh, good.

00:36:25.000 Israelis have shown some weakness.

00:36:27.000 By the way, pause.

00:36:29.000 Pause the whole show.

00:36:30.000 I was thinking over the weekend.

00:36:32.000 I get called a hypocrite for being a libertarian who's pro-open borders.

00:36:36.000 I mean, pro-closed borders.

00:36:38.000 And I thought, I don't see the problem there.

00:36:40.000 I'm a libertarian within America, within people playing by the rules.

00:36:45.000 You know, if you're playing a game of soccer and other people can just run on the field and start kicking the ball, that's not the game anymore.

00:36:52.000 That's cheating.

00:36:54.000 So within, once we define the parameters of our society, then let the free market do basically everything.

00:37:01.000 But a global free market, no, that's globalism.

00:37:04.000 That's three quarters of the world are dying to come over here.

00:37:08.000 We don't have the room.

00:37:09.000 Sorry.

00:37:10.000 So that's not going to work.

00:37:12.000 Similarly, I think you can be a Zionist isolationist.

00:37:17.000 I am for Israel.

00:37:18.000 I don't want to fight its wars, but it's our ally, and it's a Western country in the middle of hell.

00:37:24.000 So we should help it, protect it, defend it, work with them.

00:37:30.000 It's great to have an ally in the middle of hell called the Middle East, but don't go fighting wars all over the Middle East on their behalf.

00:37:38.000 That's bullshit.

00:37:39.000 And I think a lot of Israelis would agree with me on that.

00:37:41.000 Here's an analogy.

00:37:43.000 South Africa is an ally of ours.

00:37:45.000 It's a Western country in the middle of hell.

00:37:49.000 We should be defending that.

00:37:50.000 We should have white farmer refugees.

00:37:53.000 We should be giving them aid.

00:37:54.000 We should be sending military down there to stop this ethnic genocide, ethnocide is going on in South Africa.

00:38:01.000 I feel the same way about South Africa as Israel.

00:38:04.000 I don't want to fight South Africa's wars.

00:38:06.000 I'm not going to help them take over Zimbabwe, or Tunisia or something.

00:38:11.000 That's their deal, which they would never do.

00:38:17.000 So you can have respect for a country without being its bitch.

00:38:21.000 But with the far right, they say if you don't hate Israel, you're its bitch.

00:38:25.000 You're cucking for shekels.

00:38:26.000 Speaking of bitches, look at these bitches on their knees.

00:38:30.000 Besides that guy.

00:38:31.000 Look at that guy.

00:38:32.000 Fuck you.

00:38:36.000 You're not doing your job as a cop if you get on your knees.

00:38:39.000 You're not doing your job as a man if you get on your knees.

00:38:42.000 And now the cops on their knees have made the guy not on his knees a target.

00:38:46.000 Right.

00:38:47.000 Thanks, guys.

00:38:54.000 Look, AJ Plus did a thing on my face down, and I don't think they got it.

00:39:04.000 Society.

00:39:06.000 You know, I've been thinking a lot about culture and society and how backwards it is and how white people are the problem.

00:39:19.000 this is on my side.

00:39:20.000 Don't just take down the Confederate flag.

00:39:22.000 Don't just take down the American flag.

00:39:24.000 Don't just take down the Canadian flag.

00:39:26.000 Take down this.

00:39:30.000 Like, are you making a commercial for my bit?

00:39:36.000 Twitter mostly called it, they said, Gavin McInnes has figured out a way to make planking more racist.

00:39:42.000 That's me funnying up their quotes.

00:39:45.000 Their quotes weren't very good.

00:39:47.000 You got in a bathtub in his own tears.

00:39:51.000 But they never said, like, the problem with this sarcasm is this.

00:39:55.000 White people need to die, okay?

00:39:59.000 You need to check your privilege.

00:40:00.000 You need to unpack your invisible backpack and shove it up your arm.

00:40:08.000 I'm part of this.

00:40:09.000 I'm actually considering killing myself as a political act.

00:40:16.000 What are you doing this for?

00:40:18.000 Miles is dumb?

00:40:19.000 They think your voice is different too?

00:40:22.000 They didn't notice that your voice was different.

00:40:24.000 You don't even get what you don't get.

00:40:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:27.000 I had a profound parlor.

00:40:29.000 You should follow me on parlor, please.

00:40:31.000 It's really priceless, people.

00:40:35.000 I had another epiphany this weekend.

00:40:37.000 Lots of epiphanies this weekend.

00:40:38.000 Lots of bourbon.

00:40:39.000 I had a dream last night too that I had Coke.

00:40:43.000 You know what's funny?

00:40:44.000 If cops are running black people for sport, brave men from the community would band together and rise up to fight this obvious injustice.

00:40:49.000 They'd be strong, courageous, men, willing to die to protect the rest of us.

00:40:51.000 You know what kind of man I'm talking about?

00:40:52.000 Look at a cop.

00:40:57.000 Why do you think they sign up to be cops for the power?

00:41:00.000 Like the version, Fleckis was telling me, he was arguing with the liberal the other day, and they go, how many unarmed black men do you think police shoot every year?

00:41:07.000 And the guy goes, they always get mad, by the way, when you say this.

00:41:10.000 They always go, I don't fucking know.

00:41:12.000 Like it's an absurd thing.

00:41:13.000 And they say, I don't know, fucking 25,000?

00:41:17.000 No, nine.

00:41:19.000 Yeah.

00:41:20.000 Nine.

00:41:22.000 There might be 25,000 shootings in all of America in a year, maybe, maybe.

00:41:28.000 In history, not even close.

00:41:30.000 But yeah, it's nine.

00:41:32.000 And by the way, some people were confused when I said, out of 10,000 arrests, three black men are killed.

00:41:38.000 Out of 10,000 arrests, four white men are killed.

00:41:40.000 I'm talking about arrest calls for violent crime.

00:41:43.000 The Washington Post will pull in a cat in a tree and everything.

00:41:47.000 But you have to focus on the unarmed men in these violent situations in the hood.

00:41:54.000 That's where all of this is happening here.

00:41:56.000 It's not happening in a vacuum.

00:41:58.000 We have this version of like Gavin McInnes' lifestyle is the exact same as George Floyd.

00:42:03.000 But yet George Floyd died and Gavin's alive.

00:42:05.000 No, George Floyd was breaking into homes, did five years in prison, was on fentanyl, meth, got COVID, was running around with fake money.

00:42:15.000 He was a career criminal.

00:42:17.000 Now, if I was living that lifestyle, I would likely be dead too.

00:42:22.000 Fentanyl and meth, that's an upper and a downer.

00:42:25.000 That's what killed Chris Farley.

00:42:29.000 Did you see this?

00:42:30.000 What's this?

00:42:34.000 There are some good videos where you're like, oh, thank gosh.

00:42:37.000 Oh, they all leave?

00:42:39.000 Yeah, this is Louisville.

00:42:41.000 The mayor went to go talk to him and they said bye.

00:42:43.000 Have a good night.

00:42:49.000 I've been talking to some cops.

00:42:51.000 They're just like, I'm so frustrated with these young guys going out there trying to save the world.

00:42:57.000 Just quit.

00:42:58.000 Not literally quit, but they're like, just sit on your ass.

00:43:03.000 They don't want you in their neighborhood?

00:43:04.000 Don't go to their neighborhood.

00:43:08.000 It's dangerous.

00:43:08.000 There was a kid shot in New Rochelle over the weekend in just north of the Bronx.

00:43:16.000 And they get a call for erratic driving.

00:43:19.000 And so the cops come and they check out the car.

00:43:22.000 The car is driving all over the place.

00:43:24.000 So they pull it over.

00:43:25.000 The passenger goes, fuck, I have a gun.

00:43:27.000 Jumps out, starts running.

00:43:29.000 They go, stop, stop.

00:43:30.000 He keeps running.

00:43:31.000 They chase him.

00:43:32.000 No, they chase him with the car because he's running on the sidewalk.

00:43:34.000 And he falls.

00:43:36.000 The clip of his gun falls out.

00:43:37.000 He doesn't notice this.

00:43:38.000 Keeps running, gets up.

00:43:40.000 They get out of their car.

00:43:41.000 They tase him.

00:43:42.000 Ah, then they get close to him with the tase.

00:43:45.000 They start wrestling.

00:43:46.000 He pulls his gun up, aims it at the cop's face.

00:43:49.000 Click.

00:43:51.000 It doesn't go off.

00:43:52.000 The clip fell out.

00:43:53.000 Right.

00:43:55.000 So everyone in New Rochelle is pissed, but I think the cops should be pissed at that cop.

00:44:00.000 Like, you hear a call about erratic driving in the hood?

00:44:03.000 Okay.

00:44:04.000 Wish you nothing but the best.

00:44:06.000 You said you don't like me.

00:44:08.000 So, bye-bye.

00:44:10.000 The older cops are just sitting around saying, fine, you want the city to burn?

00:44:14.000 We'll let it burn.

00:44:15.000 But the young cops are going, this is what I signed up for.

00:44:19.000 Let's be heroes.

00:44:21.000 All right.

00:44:22.000 So I've been waiting to get to this.

00:44:24.000 If I was smarter and I had more time and I had a team of 14 people, we would parse through this and watch it about 10 times and find all the problems.

00:44:32.000 We're more off-the-cuff kind of brothers.

00:44:35.000 So I'm going to watch this with you the first time together.

00:44:42.000 By the way, just for the record, everyone is freaking out about this.

00:44:46.000 John Oliver is a fucking nerd, drama club kid who got beat up in high school.

00:44:51.000 And now he's finally got a haircut and a show.

00:44:56.000 And I still see this fucking horrible nerd.

00:45:00.000 And apparently at the end of this, he starts crying.

00:45:03.000 And I think, like, he lives in Midtown.

00:45:06.000 And the idea that this guy can relate to anyone in Flatbush or East New York or Washington Heights or Harlem or Bushwick or Bedstead, he's never been to those fucking places.

00:45:19.000 He doesn't know those people.

00:45:21.000 He's never spoken to a Puerto Rican.

00:45:23.000 He's never spoken to a Dominican.

00:45:25.000 He doesn't know the difference between Dominicans and Puerto Ricans and how they behave and what gangs They are.

00:45:30.000 He doesn't know what DDP is or Trinitarios or how many bloods there are in New York, how many crips there are, what their initiation is, where they live, what their lifestyle is, what eat your lunch means, which is cut someone's face, a random stranger's face.

00:45:46.000 Great way to get initiated into the bloods.

00:45:48.000 He doesn't understand the culture of fourth-generation welfare.

00:45:52.000 Imagine your grandfather had never had a job, nor your, I'm not going to say your dad because he's not around, nor your mom, nor your aunts and uncles.

00:46:00.000 It's just never happened.

00:46:02.000 He doesn't understand that culture.

00:46:05.000 Yet he's outraged at police brutality.

00:46:09.000 And I have another prediction, by the way, in this.

00:46:11.000 I bet we bring in Britain and like Canada and the cops are responsible as a global community now.

00:46:20.000 If you're a New York cop and a London cop punches a black guy, you're a racist.

00:46:24.000 And this is just as absurd as talking about firemen incompetence.

00:46:31.000 I don't know if that's a thing, but let's just say it is.

00:46:33.000 Imagine doing a video on firemen.

00:46:36.000 Over 9,000 people die every year because firemen fucked up.

00:46:40.000 Their incompetence is killing people.

00:46:43.000 We need to save lives and get these firemen trained again.

00:46:46.000 Here's a clip in West Yorkshire where a fireman was not paying attention.

00:46:51.000 Explosion went off and killed a woman and child.

00:46:53.000 Now here's a clip in Indianapolis where the fireman was so late, the fire was out by the time they arrived.

00:47:00.000 Two people died in that fire.

00:47:03.000 I'm just guessing.

00:47:04.000 I'm criticizing something I haven't seen yet.

00:47:06.000 Let's see if Nostra Gavis is correct.

00:47:09.000 And welcome to the show.

00:47:11.000 And look, we're going to do something a little bit different tonight.

00:47:14.000 Our whole show is actually going to be about one thing.

00:47:17.000 And you probably know what, and you probably know why.

00:47:19.000 Because all week long, protesters have continued to fill the streets in all 50 states in the wake of the horrific murder of George Floyd by the police.

00:47:27.000 And in response to those protests, which have been a stirring push...

00:47:31.000 We haven't, with the autopsy, said heart attack from fentanyl.

00:47:34.000 He could have had a heart attack from the confrontation.

00:47:36.000 He did not die of asphyxiation.

00:47:38.000 So murder is not a fact yet.

00:47:41.000 We have to go through the criminal proceedings.

00:47:43.000 That's what justice is.

00:47:45.000 When you say no justice, no peace, you're clearly part of the no justice world because you've already sentenced this man.

00:47:51.000 It's already murder.

00:47:52.000 We've done the trial on John Oliver's show.

00:47:55.000 Pushback against institutional racism and brutality.

00:47:58.000 It's been frankly sickening to see them met with this.

00:48:02.000 Across the country, peaceful protests have too often devolved into standoffs with heavily armed police using military style tactics.

00:48:09.000 Peaceful protests met with military and police.

00:48:13.000 Like half of these, he's just a male Karen, by the way.

00:48:16.000 Half of these Karens watching this shit are watching compiled clips.

00:48:21.000 I saw one clip where the guy from CNN was talking about how it's a mostly peaceful protest.

00:48:25.000 Behind him, a building was on fire.

00:48:30.000 What does mostly even mean?

00:48:32.000 Like, yes, out of 10 million people and 500 hours of protesting, only a fraction of that was burning buildings and looting and rioting.

00:48:43.000 That still means there's tons and tons of rioting.

00:48:46.000 Only one in four American Muslims between the ages of 18 and 25 think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.

00:48:54.000 That's only one in four.

00:48:55.000 That ends up being a lot.

00:48:57.000 And when you extrapolate that to the rest of the Muslim world, which is more radical than American Muslims, it ends up being hundreds of millions of people.

00:49:05.000 So yes, John, it's possible that a little can be a lot.

00:49:08.000 A small percentage of a very big thing is a very large amount.

00:49:15.000 Flashbangs, tear gas, rubber bullets, helicopters, armored vehicles.

00:49:20.000 We're out here peacefully protesting, but they're armed like they're going to war.

00:49:24.000 Yeah, they are.

00:49:25.000 And look, if they are trying to convince the public they're not guilty of displaying excessive force, it's probably not a good idea to repeatedly display excessive force on national television, including in this city, where Mayor de Blasio praised them for their tremendous restraint, and Governor Cuomo threatened to send in the National Guard.

00:49:43.000 And I'll say that.

00:49:45.000 This fucking guy.

00:49:47.000 They are at war, and de Blasio had the police stand down.

00:49:52.000 He's letting them riot.

00:49:55.000 Excessive force?

00:49:56.000 You have to be part of the world to talk about excessive force, John.

00:50:01.000 You have to known a cop.

00:50:02.000 You have to have done a ride-along once in your life.

00:50:05.000 No one is allowed to talk about police on television if they have not done one fucking ride along or spoken to a cop.

00:50:14.000 You know that guy, that kangaroo guy, Atheism is Unstoppable?

00:50:17.000 He sounds very Canadian, but I don't think he is.

00:50:20.000 I like him, though.

00:50:21.000 I don't like atheism.

00:50:22.000 And he did a big video where he just had a cop explain what's going on.

00:50:28.000 John Oliver didn't do that.

00:50:29.000 John Oliver and his little team of beta male nerds just sit there Googling footage.

00:50:34.000 And you'll notice, by the way, the footage, I'm not going to a couple years close to get through this video.

00:50:39.000 Yeah, this video you should see.

00:50:42.000 My friend in the NYPD speaks about what's really happening in New York.

00:50:59.000 Like, if it's not excessive force, then New York City wouldn't be boarded up.

00:51:07.000 Why am I seeing so many buildings, so many cars, so many small businesses totally gutted if the police and the National Guard were using excessive force?

00:51:18.000 Isn't the damage you see proof that there was not excessive force, not enough force?

00:51:25.000 Are my lion eyes up to their old tricks again?

00:51:28.000 Johnny?

00:51:32.000 I was actually, I got to be frank.

00:51:33.000 John has a huge team of researchers and he seems like an intelligent person.

00:51:36.000 So I was actually kind of nervous that this would be perfect, but it's more shit that you've been seeing.

00:51:41.000 Look at Twitter.

00:51:42.000 It's always the exact same thing.

00:51:45.000 It's like the fist, the cop's fist is coming in.

00:51:48.000 That's the beginning of the clip.

00:51:50.000 And the guy's saying, I was just trying to deliver flowers to my grandma.

00:51:54.000 Fuck off.

00:51:55.000 Pound, pound, pound.

00:51:56.000 End of clip.

00:51:57.000 And they go, there they go again, as John Oliver just said, Displaying their hatred on national television.

00:52:03.000 You didn't see the bullshit that led up to that.

00:52:05.000 You didn't see him say to the cop, I'm going to kill your whole fucking family.

00:52:08.000 I know your wife's name is Beatrice.

00:52:10.000 I know who you are, Officer Denko.

00:52:12.000 You put my brother in jail.

00:52:14.000 You're not hearing them saying, fuck you, pig.

00:52:17.000 Like that old dude who got shoved backwards.

00:52:20.000 The SWAT team had said, we're clearing the area.

00:52:23.000 Everyone leave.

00:52:24.000 Everyone started leaving.

00:52:24.000 We're clearing the area.

00:52:25.000 There's a warning.

00:52:26.000 We'll now be proceeding forward, cleaning the area.

00:52:29.000 He walks into them.

00:52:30.000 Hey, man, what's going on with you fucking guys?

00:52:34.000 And the protocol in training is, if you're clearing an area, someone gets in your face, shove them.

00:52:38.000 What are they supposed to do?

00:52:39.000 Pick them up and carry him like Lois Lane?

00:52:43.000 Anyway, keep going with Johnny.

00:52:46.000 Recently said that I couldn't wait to go back to hating Andrew Cuomo again.

00:52:49.000 I didn't think the opportunity would come quite this soon.

00:52:52.000 And these protesters have received a great deal of support, with massive marches taking place all around the world.

00:52:59.000 And the protester's message has taken many forms, from chants to signs, to a man who called into an LA police commission meeting held over Zoom.

00:53:08.000 Now, he'd been given 30 seconds, which he used with maximum efficiency to deliver a message for police chief Michael Moore.

00:53:14.000 I find it disgusting that the LAPD is slaughtering peaceful protesters on the street.

00:53:18.000 I had two friends go to the protest in Beverly Hillson a couple of days ago, and the protest was peaceful, and so the police showed up with their excessive violent force, shooting rubber bullets and throwing tear gas.

00:53:28.000 Is this what you think of protecting and serving?

00:53:30.000 Because I think it's bullshit.

00:53:31.000 Fuck you, Michael Moore.

00:53:32.000 I refuse to call you an officer or a chief because you don't deserve those titles.

00:53:36.000 You are a disgrace.

00:53:37.000 Suck my dick and choke on it.

00:53:39.000 I yield my time.

00:53:40.000 Fuck you.

00:53:41.000 If the president is taking notes, that is what a perfect call looks like.

00:53:47.000 Holy vehicle and by the way, talk about a free society.

00:53:50.000 Can you imagine that in Venezuela or any of these bona fide police states?

00:53:54.000 That guy would be dead.

00:53:56.000 But we sit here in our free speech nation and you can tell our officials to choke on your cock.

00:54:03.000 And that's part of our dialogue.

00:54:04.000 So you're welcome for that, by the way.

00:54:07.000 But what the fuck is everyone talking about?

00:54:11.000 Excessive force?

00:54:14.000 The cities are burning to the ground.

00:54:16.000 There hasn't been enough force.

00:54:18.000 Not close to enough.

00:54:21.000 That's de Blasio's biggest criticism.

00:54:23.000 His daughter's getting arrested.

00:54:25.000 And now John Oliver's beef is at de Blasio is too nice?

00:54:29.000 What?

00:54:31.000 Keep going.

00:54:36.000 After he's finished unloading on that police chief, he yields his time, realizes he still has a couple of seconds left, so and throws in a bonus, fuck you.

00:54:45.000 Now, as for the president himself, he murdered to get excited about fucking bunker, later claiming he wasn't hiding, he was actually just inspecting it.

00:54:53.000 Then his attorney general had police gas protesters outside the White House so that Trump could have an inexplicable photo op at a nearby church.

00:55:01.000 This is another fucking thing that drives me nuts.

00:55:04.000 So there's protesters everywhere, all over DC.

00:55:08.000 Trump should take a photo op.

00:55:11.000 That's what presidents do.

00:55:12.000 You stand there with the Bible and you say, this is the Bible.

00:55:16.000 We stand by it.

00:55:16.000 We're a Christian country.

00:55:18.000 Everyone does that.

00:55:20.000 Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton.

00:55:21.000 It's a thing.

00:55:22.000 And it says to America, we're still a Christian country.

00:55:25.000 We're still standing by our values.

00:55:27.000 We're still respecting the Constitution.

00:55:28.000 We're still respecting our Christian heritage, our Judeo-Christian heritage.

00:55:32.000 That's what that means.

00:55:33.000 And the fact that this church has been defaced, vandalized, they tried to burn it down.

00:55:38.000 We're standing by this church.

00:55:39.000 We're standing by you, America.

00:55:40.000 That's what it means.

00:55:41.000 Now, if protesters are in the way, can everyone please get out of the way?

00:55:45.000 This is the Minneapolis police.

00:55:48.000 The party's over.

00:55:49.000 Grab your stuff and go.

00:55:50.000 There won't be any hassle.

00:55:52.000 They don't leave, then you got to tear gas them.

00:55:54.000 But to morph that into, get out of the way.

00:55:57.000 I want to take a picture is just a remarkably naive view of the fucking riots.

00:56:04.000 The White House was attacked.

00:56:06.000 They did approach the gates.

00:56:08.000 They did have to get pushed back.

00:56:10.000 And Barr told them he wanted the whole perimeter cleared back one block.

00:56:15.000 It should be cleared back one block.

00:56:16.000 There were thousands of people in D.C. trying to kill the president.

00:56:19.000 Did you see, by the way, the mayor of D.C., she wrote Black Lives Matter in big yellow letters on the road?

00:56:25.000 And they have a picture of her sort of looking at it like, classic me.

00:56:30.000 Nailed it.

00:56:32.000 Hey, stupid bitch, mayor.

00:56:35.000 Cars go over roads.

00:56:37.000 Cars are dirty.

00:56:39.000 In maybe two weeks, you are going to have a filthy Black Lives Matter covered in dirt and puke and shit and garbage.

00:56:51.000 And you will have the reverse message sent to everyone who comes to DC.

00:56:55.000 This is why people stand on the flag and smush it and mush it into the ground.

00:57:00.000 Because to be on the ground, to be on the dirt is bad.

00:57:02.000 That's why police chiefs are currently sticking their faces face down in the dirt to say, I suck.

00:57:07.000 Being on the ground is shitty.

00:57:09.000 That's why we laugh at snakes.

00:57:11.000 They're losers.

00:57:13.000 So writing Black Lives Matter does look really cool, I'll admit, for one day.

00:57:19.000 And you're about to have your message desecrated for years.

00:57:23.000 Soon it's just going to be peeling up and there won't be the L and the K will be completely gone and there'll be like a dirty M where someone spilled paint off a truck.

00:57:33.000 Blah blah blah.

00:57:36.000 Remember, bothering.

00:57:38.000 Anyway, get back to this fucking cunt.

00:57:40.000 That's just a lie.

00:57:41.000 Ticket for his sandwich order that was just called.

00:57:43.000 He also, in church, while holding up a Bible like it's the ticket for his sandwich order that was just called, he also, in announcing job numbers on Friday, invoked George Floyd's name saying this was a great day for him, which is utterly fucking disgusting.

00:57:58.000 Why?

00:57:58.000 But we're actually not going to focus on that.

00:58:01.000 Why is that utterly disgusting?

00:58:02.000 He was talking about the job recovery rate.

00:58:05.000 And he was talking about how America shows that it's recovering from this horrible catastrophe, from all these riots, from all these devastation.

00:58:13.000 Do you think George Floyd wants it to keep getting worse?

00:58:15.000 More fires, more destruction?

00:58:17.000 No.

00:58:17.000 George Floyd probably wants things to be getting better.

00:58:21.000 So his brother says his blood brother says that.

00:58:25.000 Nobody cares what he says.

00:58:26.000 The way these people who don't know any black people talk about blacks is like they're monarchs or something and or gods.

00:58:33.000 And right now, you have to blaspheme them.

00:58:35.000 Like they're literally washing their feet.

00:58:37.000 The less blacks in your life, the more you cherish them.

00:58:40.000 I see blacks as human beings, as normal people.

00:58:43.000 The idea of me washing Larry Barnes' feet is absurd.

00:58:48.000 You know who doesn't get blamed but only praised for the things that they do instinctually?

00:58:52.000 Animals.

00:58:54.000 They never get like snakes or asshole.

00:58:56.000 You know, animals just get, well, they're, it's going to be a dog.

00:58:59.000 Pets.

00:59:00.000 Pets, yeah.

00:59:01.000 Can you groom my pet?

00:59:04.000 Wash its paws?

00:59:06.000 Focus on Trump tonight.

00:59:08.000 Nor are we, unlike some in cable news, going to dwell on the incidents of looting that occurred, except to say, if you've said the name Macy's more than you've said the name Breonna Taylor this week, you can very much fuck off.

00:59:19.000 Likewise, if you're asking why a spontaneous of the cops recorded of that incident, she was clearly looking to die by cop.

00:59:40.000 She was hysterical.

00:59:41.000 She was unmanageable.

00:59:42.000 She'd had a history of suicide attempts.

00:59:44.000 She was a complete mental patient.

00:59:46.000 This was not cops breaking into a random woman's home and shooting her for laughs.

00:59:51.000 Okay?

00:59:52.000 And by the way, I can fuck off for not mentioning Brianna Taylor.

00:59:55.000 How about all the cops who have been killed and stabbed, including by a Muslim terrorist who said Alua Akbar as he stabbed a cop in the neck, a Serbian radical Islamicist?

01:00:07.000 No mention of that.

01:00:09.000 No mention of Daoud, the retired cop, black cop who was murdered.

01:00:13.000 That didn't come out of this guy's mouth.

01:00:15.000 So I think the riots have taken 10 lives so far.

01:00:20.000 And nine unarmed men are killed in America every year, unarmed black men.

01:00:27.000 And usually about seven of those had it coming.

01:00:32.000 And two of those are questionable.

01:00:33.000 And when they're questionable, the cops are arrested.

01:00:38.000 Yes, Abner Luwima was sodomized.

01:00:41.000 Justin Volpe, the officer who did it, is still serving life in Florida.

01:00:48.000 Heinous decentralized protest can't control every one of its participants.

01:00:52.000 More than you are asking the same about a taxpayer-funded, heavily regimented paid workforce.

01:00:57.000 You can also, in the words of this generation's Robert Frost, suck my dick and choke on it.

01:01:01.000 Fuck you.

01:01:02.000 Instead, tonight, let's talk about what we should do over the course of this week.

01:01:10.000 Loot more?

01:01:11.000 I mean, nothing.

01:01:12.000 I never looted.

01:01:13.000 Me neither.

01:01:13.000 I didn't allude to it.

01:01:15.000 I've guarded stuff.

01:01:16.000 Yes.

01:01:17.000 I borrowed.

01:01:19.000 I have safe kept things in my own.

01:01:21.000 The studio is now a safe of sorts.

01:01:24.000 Right, yes.

01:01:25.000 A safe.

01:01:26.000 Where we borrow things.

01:01:27.000 And we will return them.

01:01:29.000 We'll almost definitely return them.

01:01:32.000 Yeah.

01:01:33.000 Yeah.

01:01:33.000 You notice how he just glazes over the looters like it's nothing.

01:01:36.000 Meanwhile, cops are responsible.

01:01:38.000 A cop in New York is responsible for a cop's bad behavior in London, but at your riot, your looters are none of your beeswax.

01:01:44.000 But isn't he also saying he's like, you can't lump in the looters with all the protesters, just like you don't like we loot in the bad cops with all cops.

01:01:53.000 Okay, so that's the end of your video then.

01:01:54.000 Okay, bye.

01:01:55.000 Thanks for tuning in.

01:01:56.000 You know what?

01:01:56.000 We should do it crazy.

01:01:57.000 I've had enough of that fucker.

01:01:58.000 He's now going to start on the police.

01:02:00.000 Donald Trump.

01:02:01.000 Let's just parse through that slow.

01:02:03.000 It's because it's 40 minutes.

01:02:05.000 So let's just take little bites out of it during the course of this week.

01:02:08.000 Oh, okay.

01:02:09.000 Okay.

01:02:09.000 We stopped at 320.

01:02:11.000 So that's bite one.

01:02:12.000 All right.

01:02:13.000 It's been a fuck of a with major since we looked at the mailbag.

01:02:25.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:02:29.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:02:35.000 Let me touch it.

01:02:39.000 You know, the censored Reddit, the Reddit that we have for censored TV, is it's like I'm John Oliver and I have my team of researchers.

01:02:47.000 I was sort of going through my notes for today and I realized I had so much to say that I'm not going to make a lot of notes.

01:02:52.000 I only really had two stories.

01:02:54.000 But basically every single story that they put up here, I'm like, yep, we should talk about that on the show, that on the show, that on the show.

01:03:01.000 Yep, yep, yep, yep.

01:03:02.000 Like there's a whole bunch of there, kids being brought to these things, kids being tortured, kids getting pepper sprayed.

01:03:10.000 If you bring your fucking kid to a rally, I want to fucking pepper spray you.

01:03:16.000 That wasn't very threatening.

01:03:19.000 Whoa.

01:03:20.000 What's that one?

01:03:21.000 That's terrible.

01:03:22.000 Fuck Madeline McCain, the white three-year-old who's kidnapped by pedophiles and whose case has never been solved.

01:03:28.000 Jesus Christ.

01:03:29.000 Yeah, that's the other thing John Oliver was saying too.

01:03:31.000 They have messages of peace and love.

01:03:34.000 No, I've been seeing a lot of like, burn this motherfucker to the ground.

01:03:38.000 I hate white people.

01:03:39.000 He's panicking.

01:03:40.000 Fuck a three-year-old baby.

01:03:44.000 This is from Eric.

01:03:45.000 Gavin, son, interesting point on Twitter.

01:03:47.000 Does this defunding of police open the door for the privatization of police?

01:03:51.000 Thoughts?

01:03:51.000 Yes, of course it does.

01:03:52.000 And we're already seeing that.

01:03:54.000 Saks, Fifth Avenue, and Louis Vuitton, shortly after we had helped them out, now have their own private security.

01:04:02.000 They have men with German shepherds because having a gun permit is so difficult in New York.

01:04:08.000 And looters tend to be scared of dogs.

01:04:11.000 So are joggers, by the way.

01:04:15.000 And we also saw that with the MTA during the pandemic, the MIPD wasn't going down there.

01:04:19.000 So the MTA started hiring their own private security.

01:04:24.000 This is where my libertarianism gets weird.

01:04:26.000 Because I say we should have a police force.

01:04:28.000 And then more libertarian-y libertarians say to me, well, what's the matter with hiring private security?

01:04:33.000 And I go, I got to work on that one.

01:04:36.000 Like, what about the hood?

01:04:38.000 They wouldn't get private security.

01:04:39.000 Yeah, but they don't have public security now.

01:04:42.000 They've been verboten.

01:04:43.000 They're banned.

01:04:44.000 The Chicago PD is banned from the south side of Chicago.

01:04:48.000 Can you imagine solving a murder in the south side of Chicago?

01:04:52.000 Hi, I'm Officer Kadenko.

01:04:53.000 There were some shots that went out a few hours ago.

01:04:56.000 Did you see anything?

01:04:57.000 Well, yes, I did, Officer Kadenko.

01:05:00.000 I saw a black male who I've noticed from the ice cream store.

01:05:03.000 His name was Isaac Jackson, and he had a red sweatshirt on.

01:05:06.000 Yes, that's right, officer.

01:05:07.000 I saw him too.

01:05:09.000 He lives at 32 Cornway Place.

01:05:11.000 Okay, thank you, ma'am.

01:05:13.000 Go over there.

01:05:14.000 Hey, are you Isaac Jackson?

01:05:15.000 Uh-oh.

01:05:16.000 Yeah, I am.

01:05:16.000 I'm going to run out the back.

01:05:18.000 No, we have someone around the back.

01:05:19.000 Oh, we caught you.

01:05:20.000 Woo-woo-woo.

01:05:22.000 Off to court.

01:05:22.000 We have all the evidence.

01:05:24.000 The jury is mad.

01:05:25.000 The jury isn't sympathetic, even though it's the same culture and they know him.

01:05:29.000 The jury is like, you killed a guy.

01:05:31.000 You're going to jail.

01:05:32.000 Bye.

01:05:32.000 Normal sentence.

01:05:34.000 Efficient justice.

01:05:37.000 Not fathomable.

01:05:41.000 So I would do what they are doing.

01:05:43.000 Just say, all right.

01:05:45.000 Sorry.

01:05:46.000 You get a 911 call.

01:05:48.000 Yo, so there was a drive-by.

01:05:50.000 They just killed two of my boys.

01:05:51.000 Oh, my God.

01:05:53.000 That's terrible.

01:05:55.000 Yeah, you coming down here?

01:05:56.000 No, I mean, I can talk on the phone.

01:05:59.000 I'm sending his hopes and prayers.

01:06:01.000 Bye-bye.

01:06:04.000 Hey, guys, sent you an email earlier about stuff fighting for racial justice.

01:06:08.000 Friend doesn't believe it's real.

01:06:09.000 How do we fight racial inequality when Brump already convinced everyone it's fake news?

01:06:14.000 And so he sent a discussion he's had with his friend.

01:06:19.000 He's been sending his conversations with his friend quite a bit.

01:06:22.000 Like we give a shit.

01:06:24.000 If you have a few windows free in your schedule, let me know, and I'll see if they match up with my times.

01:06:26.000 It's purely to raise awareness and erase injustice.

01:06:29.000 Not gay at all.

01:06:30.000 Dude, stop.

01:06:31.000 That cannot be real.

01:06:32.000 If it were fake news, I wish it were fake news, but it's on Ben Shapiro's site Daily Wire.

01:06:38.000 So are you ready to wash America's original sin off my feet or what?

01:06:41.000 And then he talks about this washing the feet of black organizers, which we already covered.

01:06:48.000 This is from Patrick Grizzy Dinesh talking about worms.

01:06:52.000 And we already discussed that.

01:06:55.000 I think that was private, actually.

01:06:57.000 Oh, really?

01:06:58.000 Yeah, that was at your fiesta.

01:07:01.000 Oh.

01:07:04.000 Oh, you can't fucking time code something, you piece of shit.

01:07:07.000 You fucking jerk.

01:07:08.000 So anyway, I think word has got to Dinesh that we like the way he says toad, because now he says, if I were to say I was a worm.

01:07:15.000 And he says it like, "I have to change it from doubt." He's not happy about it, but he's...

01:07:25.000 He spent like three hours with his voice coach.

01:07:28.000 No.

01:07:29.000 So you mean worm?

01:07:30.000 No, worm.

01:07:32.000 Worm.

01:07:33.000 And then finally he said worm, and his voice coach went.

01:07:36.000 It's like fucking Marcus Epstein when we told him, I know you were a brutal alcoholic, but when you tell people the story, you have to stop saying liquo because you can't pronounce your R's.

01:07:46.000 Say you drank a lot of booze.

01:07:47.000 Yeah.

01:07:48.000 Libations, something.

01:07:50.000 Okay, this is really fucking long.

01:07:52.000 We'll see how much we can handle.

01:07:53.000 G-Dog and Rye Bread.

01:07:55.000 After watching E.T. with you both, I concluded that Spielberg being a pedophile was inconclusive.

01:07:59.000 Yes, that is a fact.

01:08:00.000 Then I saw these facts on IMDb, including Michael Jackson and Corey Feldman being involved in production.

01:08:04.000 I'm convinced he is at least pedo-light.

01:08:08.000 Yeah, well, we brought up a lot of different possibilities, including one where he doesn't know that he's a pedophile and he doesn't realize that he spilt his, he laid out his cards in that movie.

01:08:18.000 Spielberg shot most of the film from the eye level of a child to further connect with E.T., i.e.

01:08:23.000 crotch shots galore.

01:08:25.000 Huh.

01:08:26.000 That explains the crotch shots.

01:08:28.000 Although, when you're a kid, like my son, my youngest boy, he's about at waist level.

01:08:33.000 He's not staring at men's crotch shots.

01:08:35.000 You could just look up.

01:08:36.000 Yeah, you look past him.

01:08:37.000 Right.

01:08:38.000 E.T. is over 10 million years old.

01:08:40.000 Steve Siemensmuger also stated E.T. was a plant-like creature and neither male nor female.

01:08:45.000 Having the kids rub E.T. and E.T. rub them back got a hell of a lot creepier.

01:08:49.000 Three, E.T.'s plants included some made from inflated condoms with polyester blooms.

01:08:54.000 No.

01:08:54.000 Okay.

01:08:55.000 Four, Corey Feldman was originally supposed to co-star, but his part was eliminated.

01:08:59.000 He was to be Elliot's buddy until Spielberg decided Elliot was better as a loner.

01:09:03.000 He offered him a role in another project as compensation in Gremlins.

01:09:07.000 How is that proof he's a pedophile?

01:09:10.000 Is that real?

01:09:11.000 Steven Spielberg asked Michael Jackson and Quincy Donston to contribute a song for the E.T. storybook album.

01:09:16.000 Spielberg was so pleased with their song, Someone in the Dark, that he asked them to make the entire album, which in spite of the size of the task, they agreed to do.

01:09:25.000 Okay, that's okay.

01:09:27.000 This is talk about circumstantial evidence.

01:09:30.000 The late Michael Jackson owned one of the E.T. puppets.

01:09:33.000 Sidebar, during the movie, you paused and brought up Michael Jackson's pedal story, Minute, blah, blah, blah.

01:09:38.000 Elliot tells Gertie that only kids can see E.T., so she will, yeah, we talked about that.

01:09:43.000 Divorce and absent fathers, we talked about that.

01:09:45.000 Don't tell me.

01:09:46.000 Working title for the film was A Boy's Life.

01:09:48.000 Interesting.

01:09:49.000 At one point in the film, Gertie's mother is reading Peter Pan to her in 1991, Spiegel film Hook.

01:09:56.000 Keys, crotchot, we talked about that.

01:09:58.000 Dude, come on.

01:09:59.000 We've talked about half of the shit in your fucking email.

01:10:01.000 The enter sign.

01:10:03.000 There's a frame where the kid's bending over and then behind him says enter.

01:10:08.000 Somebody snapshotted that and they're like, dude, you missed this.

01:10:13.000 And then also the fly.

01:10:14.000 I got to find that in my tweets.

01:10:15.000 I've been tweeting a lot.

01:10:16.000 Just look it up in Google.

01:10:18.000 I tried.

01:10:19.000 Yeah, no, it didn't come up.

01:10:20.000 No signs say enter.

01:10:22.000 I know.

01:10:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:23.000 They say stop, yield.

01:10:25.000 I'm going to put that sign at the beginning of my street.

01:10:28.000 Welcome.

01:10:29.000 Yeah.

01:10:29.000 Enter.

01:10:30.000 That should be all over.

01:10:31.000 We've run out of sign material.

01:10:33.000 And they said also the flowers.

01:10:35.000 Remember, they kept going back to the flowers represents fertility and chastity.

01:10:42.000 Chastity, you know.

01:10:43.000 Yeah.

01:10:44.000 Virginia.

01:10:44.000 And the flowers wilted.

01:10:45.000 I guess that's after Elliot got fucked up the butt.

01:10:50.000 So casually said.

01:10:51.000 We got it.

01:10:51.000 So there's three Proud Boys in prison right now, right?

01:10:54.000 There's Max.

01:10:55.000 Well, and there's four friends of the show in prison right now.

01:10:57.000 There's Mercedes Carrera, the porn star, who was framed as a pedophile.

01:11:02.000 There's Max Hare, who's serving four years for a 17-second fight with Antifa.

01:11:06.000 There is John Kinsman, who's going to start sending us pictures that we can auction off.

01:11:11.000 The auction's going very well.

01:11:12.000 We're going to continue with that auction.

01:11:13.000 We can put the links on the site.

01:11:15.000 John Kinsman, four years, exact same thing.

01:11:16.000 And then there's Tommy Christensen.

01:11:19.000 Trigger Tommy, we call him.

01:11:20.000 He was chased all over the country.

01:11:22.000 Antifa chased him out of San Francisco.

01:11:24.000 He eventually ended up in Chicago.

01:11:25.000 He's trying to start a new life.

01:11:26.000 Leave me the fuck alone.

01:11:28.000 They find him.

01:11:28.000 They beat him with pool cues at a pool hall.

01:11:31.000 14 staples in his head.

01:11:32.000 Eventually starts carrying around a knife.

01:11:34.000 He goes to see a punk show.

01:11:37.000 They see him there.

01:11:38.000 This guy's been on the run for years.

01:11:42.000 Been beaten up several times.

01:11:43.000 He gets them back in the fights.

01:11:45.000 The pool fight, he took a few guys out on the way down, but he definitely lost.

01:11:49.000 So he has a knife.

01:11:50.000 The mob corners him.

01:11:52.000 He pulls out his knife.

01:11:53.000 He goes, guys, just fuck, get back, get back.

01:11:55.000 They don't even hesitate.

01:11:59.000 If I see a knife, I go, all right, calm down, calm down.

01:12:01.000 I don't go, I'm invincible.

01:12:04.000 Doot, doot, do.

01:12:05.000 So they walk at him anyway.

01:12:06.000 He cuts two guys.

01:12:08.000 So he's got a much better sentence because Trump derangement syndrome wasn't full on back then.

01:12:14.000 But he's meant to be out, I believe, in November.

01:12:18.000 By the way, someone sent him a letter.

01:12:20.000 They must have got his address from the show.

01:12:21.000 If you don't have your return address, they won't give it to him.

01:12:25.000 So here he is sending a pink notice from the Illinois Department of Corrections and Jacksonville Correctional Center saying that no sender's name or address.

01:12:34.000 No thing.

01:12:35.000 But anyway, I thought there was an interesting letter from Tommy in prison.

01:12:39.000 Hey, Gavin, some rough news.

01:12:40.000 I had the opportunity to leave early and do the rest of my bit on house arrest, but was denied due to the nature of my offense.

01:12:49.000 You mean self-defense?

01:12:51.000 The nature.

01:12:52.000 That implies like he kidnapped a little girl or something, and he's a threat to society.

01:12:57.000 He defended himself.

01:12:58.000 His lawyer called me after he got the sentence and the guy said, I just got a vent for a second here.

01:13:05.000 This is not legal talk.

01:13:06.000 And then he just screamed about how fucking absurd this case was.

01:13:08.000 He's never seen anything like it.

01:13:10.000 They all say that.

01:13:11.000 When the corrections officers and Max and John's at Governor and Bear Hill here, they go, wait, what?

01:13:16.000 Like they're kind of celebrities in prison because it's...

01:13:23.000 So please send them anything.

01:13:25.000 Just a dumb paragraph, just a stupid meme.

01:13:28.000 It really is like Christmas in prison when you get anything.

01:13:31.000 Please take the time out to send them a stupid joke, cut out something from the newspaper, anything, just to help get past the time.

01:13:39.000 It means a lot to them.

01:13:42.000 It was almost a cruel and unusual punishment.

01:13:45.000 They had me sign the papers, accepting house arrest and everything, only to be denied by the state at the last second.

01:13:51.000 I also was denied up to six months of supplemental sentence credit due to the nature of my crime, even though I did not get charged with great bodily harm.

01:14:00.000 And then he says GBHLOL, because that's a punk band and we're both into punk and that's an inside joke.

01:14:04.000 And it was a class three crime, which is not that bad.

01:14:08.000 I got enrolled in a vocational class, which can earn me a few weeks off my sentence.

01:14:12.000 Hopefully some more classes will become available and I can get them done in a timely manner.

01:14:16.000 I only have about five months left.

01:14:18.000 Other bad news.

01:14:20.000 Antifa doxed a bunch of Chicago conservatives, including a good friend of mine who is a Chicago police officer.

01:14:26.000 They are going too far.

01:14:27.000 Apparently I mentioned in a Vice article too.

01:14:30.000 That just came out recently.

01:14:31.000 My girlfriend Karen is freaking out and thinks Prowl Boys is the reason I'm in here.

01:14:36.000 So I got to deal with that shit again, which is kind of true.

01:14:39.000 People will say too, like, you shouldn't have started Prowl Boys.

01:14:42.000 Look at all the people in prison.

01:14:43.000 That's like saying you shouldn't have criticized Mao, what's his name?

01:14:49.000 Kim Jong-un.

01:14:51.000 I told you not to criticize Kim Jong-un.

01:14:53.000 You should have kept your mouth shut.

01:14:56.000 You shouldn't have started a totally innocent men's club that defends Christians from attack.

01:15:00.000 You shouldn't have taken Antifa up on their offer to fight.

01:15:04.000 You should have just, when Antifa threatened you, you should have just sat there and let the bottles of piss bounce off you.

01:15:08.000 That's what people are saying when they say Proud Boys was a mistake.

01:15:15.000 It's like if you got arrested during the American Revolution and said, I told you to stay away from those patriots and stop blaspheming the king.

01:15:22.000 He's the king of England.

01:15:24.000 What are you doing?

01:15:27.000 I've been getting letters, support, and memes from some of your fans.

01:15:30.000 That's been cool.

01:15:31.000 Unfortunately, someone sent me a box of snacks from Amazon, which had to be destroyed.

01:15:35.000 I also got a letter today with no return address, so that was destroyed too.

01:15:39.000 I don't know who it was from or what it was.

01:15:42.000 They are getting more strict with what's allowed here.

01:15:44.000 I sent you another unauthorization form.

01:15:46.000 Remind your fans we can't get care packages and that I didn't get the last letter whoever sent it.

01:15:52.000 This is still prison.

01:15:53.000 By the way, a fun way if you're not a letter person and you're a millennial who just likes to be on their phone, I use JPay.

01:16:00.000 It's an app and it can do, you can buy stuff for their commissary, which I don't expect you to do, but that would be nice.

01:16:10.000 But you can also send email.

01:16:12.000 You just need their DIN number, which is also at the end of the show.

01:16:14.000 And you can just do it on your phone.

01:16:16.000 They charge you, but it's like fucking pennies.

01:16:22.000 Remind your fans we can't get careful, blah, blah, blah.

01:16:24.000 About to watch the SpaceX rocket launch in about an hour, which is pretty cool.

01:16:28.000 The free market still provides Exclamation Mark.

01:16:31.000 They also put the new Star Wars movie on the Prison Movie Channel.

01:16:34.000 It's probably lost SJWs, meaning like the movie's been ruined by SJWs, but I'm still excited to see it.

01:16:39.000 Not super likely, but hopefully I'll be out for Westfest.

01:16:43.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:16:44.000 Westfest is a Proud Boys party.

01:16:46.000 It happens every year.

01:16:49.000 Fucking shit.

01:16:50.000 Unbelievable.

01:16:52.000 All right.

01:16:56.000 Let's do one more, shall we?

01:17:01.000 Hi, this is an article from Sweden.

01:17:02.000 Scroll down to bottom for video.

01:17:04.000 The people in the clip speak English the whole time.

01:17:07.000 As an ethnic Swede who takes it upon himself to represent the whole Swedish nation and proclaims, we have not been good at taking care of you, meaning black people in Sweden.

01:17:15.000 Soon a fight breaks out between a man and a woman from the Black Lives Matter.

01:17:19.000 Black Lives Matters in Sweden?

01:17:22.000 Of course.

01:17:25.000 Jesus Christ.

01:17:29.000 My nice blood.

01:17:30.000 I'm a beautiful child.

01:17:32.000 I'm going to share something with you.

01:17:34.000 And I want to share with all of you guys.

01:17:36.000 It's not about you.

01:17:37.000 No, no, no.

01:17:37.000 Who are you?

01:17:38.000 Sit down and have a black person come.

01:17:40.000 I want to share something.

01:17:42.000 It's not about you.

01:17:42.000 Who are you?

01:17:43.000 Who are you?

01:17:45.000 I want to say something.

01:17:47.000 Who are you?

01:17:48.000 I am Ander Sankerson.

01:17:49.000 And I'm a Swedish man.

01:17:51.000 And I want to say as a representation of the Swedish people.

01:17:56.000 That we have failed to take you home.

01:18:00.000 We have failed.

01:18:01.000 We have done that.

01:18:03.000 We have failed.

01:18:12.000 And that's what I want to say.

01:18:13.000 We have failed.

01:18:15.000 ask you for forgiveness.

01:18:19.000 I want to ask you for forgiveness.

01:18:21.000 We have faith.

01:18:24.000 Say whatever you want.

01:18:28.000 No, we're not going to listen.

01:18:30.000 She's going to say what else she wants.

01:18:32.000 And the Jamaicans being reasonable.

01:18:33.000 He's like, no, no, no.

01:18:34.000 Hold on.

01:18:36.000 She's going to say whatever she wants.

01:18:38.000 Come out.

01:18:38.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:18:39.000 Not easy.

01:18:40.000 Not shut the fuck up.

01:18:44.000 Oh, that's a.

01:18:45.000 Oh, that's a black chick.

01:18:47.000 Oh, that's a white chick.

01:18:48.000 You just said, shut the fuck up.

01:18:50.000 No, no, no.

01:18:50.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:18:51.000 Not me.

01:18:52.000 Nasha.

01:18:52.000 Right there, the black head thing in the glasses.

01:18:55.000 Oh, I see.

01:18:56.000 Yeah.

01:18:57.000 You see a vet falarca popped up again.

01:18:59.000 Why the fuck are they all speaking English?

01:19:01.000 I don't know.

01:19:03.000 Is this all for the cameras?

01:19:04.000 I guess so that way, if it goes to America, that it's all a show for America?

01:19:09.000 Is that what's really going on here?

01:19:10.000 I bet.

01:19:11.000 I mean, because they have it in Asia where there's no brutality against black people there.

01:19:15.000 Unbelievable.

01:19:17.000 We are going to be going and checking the rioting also again tonight.

01:19:21.000 We got into our building by hook and crook and by showing our lease, but we're still around.

01:19:26.000 And if anyone has any orders or any ideas, we're good for handbags, but we're...

01:19:37.000 Yes.

01:19:38.000 We're going to be checking out the off-whites, the Air Jordan off-whites.

01:19:43.000 Ryan at Censored TV, if you're interested in new footwear or anything you see here.

01:19:49.000 Well, not everything.

01:19:52.000 Get fired.

01:19:52.000 Get in trouble.

01:19:53.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 08, 2020

S02E171 - #TAKEUSDOWN [2020-06-08 - S02E171 - #TAKEUSDOWN]

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