Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E172 - THE DEATH CULT [2020-06-09 - S02E172

00:01:52.000 David Guetta.

00:01:54.000 I believe he's German or something.

00:01:57.000 And he's totally rocking out with a Zoom rave.

00:02:00.000 And this time, he totally gave a shout out to the Floyd family.

00:02:05.000 Peace, Floyd family.

00:02:07.000 I like how they say George Floyd won't be there to see his daughter graduate.

00:02:14.000 Would he have been?

00:02:16.000 I mean, they're not married.

00:02:22.000 Yeah, that's not helping, guys.

00:02:25.000 You're not helping.

00:02:27.000 The people that are mad about this, I'm just going to break down the numbers.

00:02:31.000 20% are black people who have a bonafide beef.

00:02:41.000 And when I say bonafide, I mean they've been told a false statistic and they believe it.

00:02:46.000 So their hearts are in the right place.

00:02:48.000 They're good people.

00:02:49.000 They're just wrong.

00:02:52.000 Cops are not.

00:02:53.000 There is not a problem with police brutality in this country.

00:02:56.000 The black people you hear about that get shot by cops are committing crimes.

00:03:01.000 They have guns.

00:03:02.000 They're attacking cops.

00:03:03.000 And we'll get to the details of that shortly.

00:03:07.000 20% are Karen's and rich white girls and just posers, students, silly kids that think they're part of something.

00:03:16.000 They're not.

00:03:17.000 Wait a minute.

00:03:18.000 Was this moved over before?

00:03:20.000 I think this was here.

00:03:23.000 Yeah.

00:03:25.000 It seems blasphemous to cover up a picture of Vietnam.

00:03:30.000 You know how I got that picture, by the way?

00:03:32.000 Hmm.

00:03:32.000 Vice used to have these photo editions with a photo issue.

00:03:37.000 And I would get all my favorite photographers to send me a print and I'd scan it and send it back because these prints are valuable.

00:03:44.000 But guess what little Gavi would do?

00:03:46.000 The old switcheroo?

00:03:48.000 I would scan them and then take them to a photo place and print them.

00:03:52.000 So I have like $10,000 worth of prints that I'm not supposed to have.

00:03:58.000 That's pretty awesome.

00:03:59.000 Yeah.

00:04:00.000 Jerry, Sue, Ryan McGinley, Terry Richardson, this weird Vietnam guy that you can't see, I guess.

00:04:07.000 So that's 20%.

00:04:10.000 They're just silly kids.

00:04:11.000 Wannabes, I called them, right, the other day.

00:04:13.000 And then there's the Antifa that are there just to commit violence.

00:04:17.000 That's what we're up to 60%.

00:04:18.000 And then 20% are, well, I mean, we've already broken this down.

00:04:25.000 We broke this down on the Adirondacks issue.

00:04:28.000 Are just there because they want free shit.

00:04:30.000 So you only have one tiny percentage.

00:04:33.000 And then there's the Karens at the end.

00:04:35.000 Add that up to 100 anyway.

00:04:38.000 But you only have a small percent that are there for good reasons.

00:04:43.000 And they got the numbers wrong.

00:04:46.000 So this whole thing is a fucking waste.

00:04:48.000 I'm sick of looking at ours.

00:04:49.000 Bunch of shit.

00:04:51.000 It looks like a fucking, I'm trying to kiss their ass.

00:04:53.000 I'm not doing that.

00:04:54.000 I want Trump over here.

00:04:58.000 Maybe moving a little bit.

00:05:02.000 Sorry.

00:05:03.000 After our looting edition, we had to redo the shelves.

00:05:07.000 A lot of people asking for free shit.

00:05:11.000 Yeah.

00:05:11.000 Like people are sending in their shoe sizes to us.

00:05:14.000 That's a joke, right?

00:05:16.000 I don't know anymore.

00:05:17.000 Because a couple of people have asked things so dumb that now I feel dumb because I don't either get the joke or...

00:05:24.000 Read some of the emails.

00:05:25.000 Okay.

00:05:26.000 This is from Jeremy.

00:05:28.000 I need 10 and a half Jordans any color will do.

00:05:30.000 Now get it, bitch.

00:05:31.000 Okay.

00:05:32.000 I think that's a joke.

00:05:33.000 this one um sour warhead hey Ryan I wear a size 12 to 13 depending on the shoe smiley emoji what else he got Josh that doesn't seem like a joke no neither does this one 9.5 and then he sends us a dress and then says you look like the mythbusters guy if you wore a beret joke no that I think the only funny part the only part that he intended to be funny was the you look like that guy this guy's sending an actual shoe he'd like

00:06:03.000 So let me just get this straight, people who are serious.

00:06:07.000 Is that an Off-White dude?

00:06:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:10.000 I really like Off-White.

00:06:11.000 Yeah, they're cool.

00:06:11.000 Let me just get this straight.

00:06:13.000 Yesterday, when we had Louis Vuitton bags everywhere, we stole those, and we regularly steal from department stores to such a point where you can send a list?

00:06:24.000 Don't isolate that for anybody at home.

00:06:27.000 Is that what's happening here?

00:06:29.000 I hope that's a joke.

00:06:30.000 I hope I'm being dumb by not getting it.

00:06:32.000 we had Taco Bell before we came here I didn't clean off the desk um Speaking of that, Ramona shit her pants.

00:06:46.000 Did you know this?

00:06:47.000 Ramona's the one I watch Real Housewives of New York occasionally because it's the only way to get laid if you're married.

00:06:53.000 You watch your wife's shows and you comment on them.

00:06:57.000 She's a bitch.

00:06:59.000 And it's the way to lay a married woman when she's your wife, you got to take her out of the mom because that's a woman who cares.

00:07:08.000 And you have to fuck her brains out and slap the shit out of her or whatever you guys are into.

00:07:13.000 It has to get kind of rough.

00:07:14.000 So normal intimacy, that's like incest now.

00:07:17.000 If you're just like, hey, kiss and hug your boy, right?

00:07:20.000 Tuck him into bed.

00:07:21.000 Now kiss and hug me.

00:07:23.000 No, that's gross.

00:07:24.000 So you need a break to separate the mommy love and the loving your husband.

00:07:29.000 And the best way to do that is a show.

00:07:31.000 And then she's reminded of why you guys got married.

00:07:33.000 You feel the same way about a lot of stuff.

00:07:35.000 And Ramona's a bitch, blah, blah, blah.

00:07:36.000 So anyway, I'm watching the show.

00:07:37.000 And Ramona's hitting.

00:07:39.000 Ramona is the drunk one who's always drinking Pinot Griggio.

00:07:43.000 That's her there.

00:07:45.000 So she's hitting on the, she's 60 years old.

00:07:48.000 I remember one episode where she goes, I think I might be pregnant.

00:07:51.000 I haven't had my period in two months.

00:07:53.000 Yeah, it's called menopause.

00:07:54.000 You're 60.

00:07:56.000 That's her.

00:07:57.000 So she's wearing those white pants and she's hitting on some 40-year-old.

00:08:03.000 And there's this girl, Leah McSweeney, who's new on the show.

00:08:06.000 She brings her sister on, who's hotter than everyone.

00:08:08.000 Maybe you can look her up.

00:08:09.000 Leah McSweeney and her sister?

00:08:12.000 Just put in Leah McSweeney's sister.

00:08:14.000 And it was kind of shocking because you look at it and you go, oh, wow, actual hot chicks on this show for a change.

00:08:20.000 Oh, maybe I got her wrong.

00:08:22.000 Yeah, that's Leah McSweeney.

00:08:24.000 But where's her sister?

00:08:28.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:08:30.000 The 60-year-old Ramon is hitting on this 40-year-old, which I guess is considered gross in the 60-year-old community.

00:08:37.000 I'll tell you when I get there.

00:08:39.000 I would think if I was 60 and I was hitting on a 40-year-old woman, people would go, that's really cool, man.

00:08:44.000 That you're not hitting on a 22-year-old.

00:08:46.000 You're a real feminist.

00:08:47.000 And I'd be fucking her going, thanks a lot, man.

00:08:53.000 And as she's doing this, right?

00:08:56.000 She shits her pants.

00:08:58.000 Apparently, this is a common thing with her.

00:09:00.000 What did she say?

00:09:03.000 Oh my God, you're embarrassed by my sister?

00:09:05.000 So this all started because Ramona said, I don't want her sister here.

00:09:07.000 She's trashy.

00:09:08.000 For entertaining you all at that boring dinner party.

00:09:11.000 I was embarrassed when you pooped your pants the next night at dinner and were still prancing around trying to flirt with drunk married men with soiled pants on.

00:09:20.000 Alyssa Elaine was my witness, but she was being a good friend and trying to distract me from your shit state.

00:09:27.000 Wow, when women come after each other, you got to watch it.

00:09:32.000 Men are just like, never talking to that guy again.

00:09:34.000 He's a bitch.

00:09:35.000 He's a pussy.

00:09:36.000 He's X'd.

00:09:38.000 But when women, you cross women, they tell the entire world that you shit your pants.

00:09:43.000 And here's the part I was saying to my wife.

00:09:44.000 Here's the part I don't get.

00:09:45.000 I've shit my pants.

00:09:48.000 As that, Brett, who's that Brett someone, the baseball player who shits his pants?

00:09:56.000 Remember that old cherry?

00:09:58.000 What's the matter with my brain?

00:10:00.000 That old gold nugget?

00:10:01.000 What do you call?

00:10:02.000 George Brett.

00:10:03.000 George Brett.

00:10:03.000 But what do you call it?

00:10:04.000 That old chestnut.

00:10:05.000 That old chestnut.

00:10:07.000 Where he walks up to these guys and he goes, shit my pants last night.

00:10:13.000 Good for those about once a year.

00:10:15.000 What about you guys?

00:10:16.000 And then he proceeds to tell the story.

00:10:18.000 This is my favorite clip probably in the world.

00:10:23.000 He farts.

00:10:28.000 Maybe he just went to Taco Bell.

00:10:33.000 I shit my pants last night.

00:10:35.000 I did.

00:10:36.000 Hey, go back.

00:10:37.000 I talked over it.

00:10:38.000 He goes, Party, shit in my pants last night.

00:10:42.000 I shit my pants last night.

00:10:43.000 I did.

00:10:44.000 I did.

00:10:44.000 Went out and had a great meal.

00:10:46.000 Just a great fucking meal.

00:10:47.000 I had to go to the bathroom, so bat in the car.

00:10:53.000 I had fucking shit in my pants.

00:10:54.000 I wasn't...

00:10:55.000 *crash*

00:11:00.000 Tell the story, Ben.

00:11:02.000 I'm good twice a year for that.

00:11:04.000 Oh, twice a year.

00:11:04.000 When's the last time you shit your pants?

00:11:07.000 Been a while?

00:11:09.000 I was in Vegas a couple years ago.

00:11:10.000 Just an honest to God, true story.

00:11:12.000 Staying at the Bellagio.

00:11:14.000 I went over to the Bellage for dinner, met some friends of mine over there.

00:11:18.000 Went to Kokomo's great little steakhouse.

00:11:21.000 The guy brings out some fresh crab legs.

00:11:23.000 Jesus came in.

00:11:24.000 I've got to give them to you guys.

00:11:26.000 I'm eating them.

00:11:27.000 Then we go play gamble a little bit.

00:11:29.000 Tea time early in the morning.

00:11:31.000 So I said, look, I got to get going.

00:11:32.000 I'm walking back to the hotel.

00:11:33.000 I get three-quarters of the way out of the lobby.

00:11:35.000 And all of a sudden, I go, oh, fuck.

00:11:38.000 And I'm standing here like this.

00:11:39.000 I got my butt pinched so fucking.

00:11:41.000 I'm fucked.

00:11:42.000 I can't move.

00:11:44.000 All of a sudden, you know, Delta right, I went just like this.

00:11:50.000 Water.

00:11:51.000 Did you hear what he said?

00:11:52.000 Water.

00:11:54.000 I take one step.

00:11:55.000 Water.

00:11:56.000 Delta right.

00:11:57.000 I went just like this.

00:11:58.000 All you trans women who are becoming men, you're now men, trans men, you better get used to a lot of shit talk.

00:12:05.000 Because this is just under half of what we talk about.

00:12:09.000 Water.

00:12:10.000 Just fucking water.

00:12:11.000 And the funny thing about the way when men talk about shit is the other men aren't giggling or going, ah, they're all like, dude, been there.

00:12:18.000 Water, yeah.

00:12:20.000 So what did you do with your pants?

00:12:22.000 Like, it could be as serious as car repair or as seeing a horse get hit by a truck.

00:12:30.000 All three things are like, my God.

00:12:34.000 So what are you going to do about it?

00:12:36.000 Anyway, Ramona pooped her pants.

00:12:40.000 Here's a fun clip.

00:12:41.000 I'm kind of mad at Jack Bisobic.

00:12:44.000 He put this up.

00:12:45.000 Oh, this is her sister.

00:12:46.000 He didn't give me a shout out.

00:12:47.000 This is one, too.

00:12:48.000 This is her sister, right?

00:12:48.000 What are you talking about?

00:12:49.000 Sarah McSweeney?

00:12:51.000 Nope.

00:12:53.000 Damn it.

00:12:54.000 Oh, maybe it is.

00:12:54.000 Yeah, it is.

00:12:55.000 It is.

00:12:55.000 That one was.

00:12:57.000 Look at her.

00:12:57.000 Look at the supreme one.

00:12:59.000 Go up.

00:13:00.000 Oh, it says thuggin.

00:13:01.000 Oh, thuggin.

00:13:02.000 Yeah, that's her.

00:13:03.000 Look at that.

00:13:04.000 You don't often get a chick that hot on Real Housewives, which is why they were so bitchy to her.

00:13:08.000 But here's the rule, ladies: if you have shit in your pants, don't throw stones.

00:13:13.000 Don't throw stones from shit houses.

00:13:15.000 From outhouses.

00:13:17.000 From outhouses.

00:13:18.000 Anyway, check out this thing from Jack Bisobic.

00:13:21.000 Thanks for not tagging me, dude.

00:13:23.000 I know I'm not on Twitter, but you could have said just Gavin or something.

00:13:28.000 10,000 Australians.

00:13:29.000 Maybe I'll get off the grass, please.

00:13:31.000 Sure, let's just move back for a minute.

00:13:37.000 Hey guys, I've just received that.

00:13:39.000 Yeah, please.

00:13:41.000 He just told the Prime Minister to get off his line.

00:13:43.000 It's all good.

00:13:44.000 Thanks.

00:13:46.000 So it's the projects that count.

00:13:48.000 It's the projects that count.

00:13:50.000 10,000 Australians.

00:13:53.000 Let's just move back for a minute.

00:13:53.000 Sure.

00:13:55.000 Yeah.

00:13:56.000 All right.

00:13:58.000 I talked to Mercedes last night.

00:14:03.000 I said, is there anything I can do to help?

00:14:05.000 I put stuff in her commissary, you know, write her letters, but she goes, yeah, nuke this place.

00:14:12.000 Just blow it up.

00:14:13.000 We were coming back from court the other day and I was all shackled.

00:14:16.000 My ankle chains are just handcuffs.

00:14:20.000 So the chain is this long and it hurts my ankles.

00:14:22.000 It's made for wrists.

00:14:24.000 And I'm coming back to the jail and I'm just looking at it and it's got plywood on it because they're worried about riots.

00:14:29.000 And I just thought, just nuke this place.

00:14:32.000 Just blow it up.

00:14:34.000 She's including herself.

00:14:36.000 And apparently, if you've had this allegation of child porn, you can never have custody of your kid, innocent or not.

00:14:44.000 The fact that there's been a charge, you're done.

00:14:46.000 So she's never getting her daughter back because of this lie.

00:14:50.000 And I think the husband, not the husband, sorry, the ex-boyfriend who's the father of her kid already regrets it because he didn't realize that there's parenting involved.

00:14:59.000 He likes to go to Europe for six months a year.

00:15:01.000 He didn't really see the girl that much.

00:15:03.000 And now he's a full-time dad.

00:15:05.000 And I think he's going, oh, man, I can't go to surfing.

00:15:09.000 And he ruined, destroyed all those lives.

00:15:11.000 Like he destroyed Mercedes' husband's life, destroyed Mercedes' life, destroyed the little girl's life.

00:15:17.000 Anyway, I said, don't give up the fight.

00:15:19.000 Don't let the bastards get you down.

00:15:20.000 She goes, they already won.

00:15:21.000 I lost my daughter.

00:15:22.000 I have no money.

00:15:22.000 I just want to die.

00:15:23.000 They've emptied my bank account.

00:15:25.000 Kill me.

00:15:26.000 And then she started, she was a little, then she started talking about how she'd like to be reincarnated as a Mongolian because Mongolia is the only place that's still free left in the world where you can ride your horses and have guns and live in a yut.

00:15:40.000 And I go, but you have to eat like a lamb's eyeball up there.

00:15:43.000 The food they eat is disgusting.

00:15:44.000 And she's like, fine, I'll eat a fucking lamb's eyeball if I can be free.

00:15:49.000 I took away her child with a false allegation.

00:15:52.000 And Santa Barbara is the only county in America where you can be thrown in prison just on hearsay.

00:15:58.000 Zero evidence.

00:16:01.000 You just get your daughter to say something, make up a story, and that's it.

00:16:07.000 Tell her that you'll give her a car, or she can have an Xbox if she says this story.

00:16:16.000 I came across this clip, by the way, speaking of Donald Trump.

00:16:20.000 Oh, sorry.

00:16:21.000 Before I abandoned Mercedes, I just couldn't help but think that MAGA is involved.

00:16:26.000 She was pictured, and I was talking to her about this, and she's like, I don't leave anything out of the possibilities.

00:16:35.000 I'm not being very articulate today.

00:16:37.000 I'm forgetting all my colloquialisms.

00:16:39.000 Maybe it's the bell.

00:16:41.000 She's like, I'm open to anything at this point.

00:16:43.000 And she talked about how she was pictured with Stormy Daniels about a week before she was arrested.

00:16:51.000 And she goes, I hate Stormy Daniels.

00:16:53.000 She's a stupid bitch.

00:16:54.000 But I was just posing with her as a troll, as a goof.

00:16:57.000 And that's when my shit really started.

00:16:59.000 Oh, there she is.

00:17:02.000 Yeah, she thought this was funny.

00:17:05.000 And that's when her life fell apart.

00:17:08.000 So it could just be the boyfriend, the baby daddy.

00:17:12.000 Could be Deep State.

00:17:13.000 Could be both.

00:17:14.000 She talked about this guy that she was reading about who had a genuine child porn syndicate where he made child pornography, had hard drives full of it, had raped little boys.

00:17:27.000 You know what he got?

00:17:28.000 Three years.

00:17:30.000 That's less than the Proud Boys.

00:17:33.000 Anyway, let's try to keep it light at the beginning of the show.

00:17:37.000 I saw Andrew Dice Clay talking about Donald Trump.

00:17:41.000 This is an oldie but a goodie.

00:17:43.000 A lot of issues to be discussed, but the first thing the press asked me was, will Andrew Dice Clay be at the MPV Award?

00:17:50.000 Well, it depends what they pay.

00:17:51.000 You should have to want me there.

00:17:58.000 I'll be there, you know.

00:17:59.000 I mean, I'm pretty busy now.

00:18:01.000 You know that.

00:18:02.000 But you'd like to come?

00:18:04.000 Yeah, sure, why not?

00:18:05.000 You wanted to perform in one of Donald Trump's venues and there were some problems.

00:18:10.000 No, no problem.

00:18:11.000 I don't know what you heard, but Donald, you know, we're very close friends, me and Donald.

00:18:14.000 Well, I meet those kind of people now, and what happened...

00:18:19.000 But he wanted me to come to his birthday party, and I couldn't beat this.

00:18:22.000 I just sent the videotape.

00:18:25.000 It was the head of the party.

00:18:26.000 Yeah.

00:18:28.000 No, that's the truth.

00:18:29.000 I heard something, you know, else backstage, but that's the truth.

00:18:31.000 Yeah, what I was told was that he didn't want to perform in any of his places.

00:18:37.000 Let me tell you something about that.

00:18:39.000 He fixed my sister's roof a few weeks ago because it was leaking.

00:18:45.000 He's a great guy.

00:18:47.000 You know, no matter what they say, I mean, I see him on the cover, they rip him apart.

00:18:50.000 Donald Trump is here to stay.

00:18:52.000 He's a great guy.

00:18:54.000 And whenever somebody's on top, they look to knock him down.

00:18:57.000 That's the way it is.

00:19:01.000 That's the way it is.

00:19:03.000 Wait, why did you stop?

00:19:04.000 Is he done talking about Trump?

00:19:08.000 This clip is from Foundry Music.

00:19:10.000 You know, I've seen your act many times.

00:19:14.000 Okay, that's not.

00:19:15.000 You're right.

00:19:16.000 From Opie and Anthony.

00:19:17.000 I was listening to Howard Stern on the way here, and it was a 2015 clip.

00:19:22.000 Back from when you could be funny.

00:19:24.000 And Caitlin Jenner called in.

00:19:27.000 I couldn't find it online.

00:19:28.000 I found an article about it.

00:19:29.000 But Caitlin Jenner calls in, and no, sorry, Bruce Jenner calls in and says he's being terrorized by Caitlin Jenner.

00:19:38.000 And Caitlin Jenner orders him around all the time.

00:19:41.000 And she's making him cook and clean.

00:19:44.000 And then Caitlin grabs the phone.

00:19:46.000 Meanwhile, it's the same person, obviously.

00:19:48.000 And goes, who is this?

00:19:51.000 It's Howard Stern.

00:19:52.000 And he goes, oh, fucking talking to Bruce.

00:19:54.000 Bruce threw a spear 39 years ago.

00:19:56.000 Big fucking deal.

00:19:58.000 And then Bruce Jenner's like, help, help in the background.

00:20:04.000 And then they start wrestling, Caitlin and Bruce, the same person.

00:20:08.000 And then they start getting horny for each other.

00:20:10.000 And Howard is like, who am I talking to right now?

00:20:13.000 And they go, both.

00:20:14.000 And then they start fucking each other.

00:20:17.000 Which is Caitlin putting her erect penis into her own butthole.

00:20:21.000 Oh, my lord.

00:20:23.000 Wow.

00:20:24.000 I remember that.

00:20:25.000 That was pre-Trump when you could make jokes.

00:20:28.000 Stern.

00:20:29.000 And also, 2015 was no utopia.

00:20:32.000 You still couldn't do anything racial or religious.

00:20:34.000 You couldn't make fun of Islam or Judaism or blacks or Asians.

00:20:42.000 But at least trannies were still on the table.

00:20:44.000 I don't think you can do trannies anymore.

00:20:45.000 The only thing that's left now is kids.

00:20:48.000 And I've talked about this before.

00:20:49.000 I watch SNL and they don't touch any group.

00:20:53.000 Every group is off limits.

00:20:54.000 Every fucking group.

00:20:56.000 Even Hillbillies and Rednecks now, I've noticed.

00:20:59.000 That used to be the, you used to get a free pass, even then, because they realize that's a big part of their market.

00:21:04.000 Fat people also can't make fun of them.

00:21:06.000 So now it's just kids.

00:21:07.000 So you watch a show like this, which, by the way, looks like the worst fucking show ever made.

00:21:13.000 This is Quibby, where they spent $2 billion on a whole new concept of television.

00:21:18.000 It's, what is it, 10-minute episodes?

00:21:20.000 Yeah, very short clips.

00:21:21.000 Very short, five-minute episodes.

00:21:23.000 You can only watch it on your cell phone.

00:21:24.000 It's for the Gen Zs.

00:21:26.000 $2 billion spent didn't work.

00:21:29.000 We already have YouTube, thanks.

00:21:31.000 They're already using TikTok.

00:21:33.000 Quibi has failed.

00:21:34.000 They lost $2 billion.

00:21:36.000 And this is what they spent some of their money on.

00:21:37.000 This might be why they failed.

00:21:39.000 Is this glitter?

00:21:41.000 Are you cheating on me?

00:21:42.000 I have a sex doll.

00:21:44.000 Did you do what?

00:21:45.000 Say!

00:21:52.000 I'm having a nervous breakdown.

00:21:54.000 My boyfriend's sex doll is talking to me.

00:21:56.000 And I have news for you, babe.

00:21:57.000 We're all sex dolls until we topple the patriarchy.

00:22:00.000 That's great.

00:22:01.000 You're a feminist sex doll.

00:22:05.000 I think she represents a part of you that wants to heal you.

00:22:09.000 Embrace her.

00:22:10.000 Don't jump!

00:22:11.000 I have pee anxiety.

00:22:14.000 Can you, like...

00:22:21.000 He's like 14, so I'm seven.

00:22:28.000 So not only is it revolting and hard to look at, but they make jokes about seven-year-olds fucking 14-year-olds.

00:22:34.000 Which again, I would be fine with if we were offensive across the board.

00:22:38.000 If there was Archie Bunker stuff, black jokes, Polak jokes, Jew jokes, and you threw in a pedophile joke, I could stomach it.

00:22:45.000 It's when that's the only thing, this one sore thumb sticking out, that it gets fucking revolting.

00:22:51.000 Hey, my shirt is thumb colored.

00:22:54.000 Yeah, it is.

00:22:55.000 Do you have this in thumb?

00:22:59.000 Speaking of child abuse, let's have a whole child abuse segment.

00:23:02.000 I probably should have made this a green screen.

00:23:03.000 Okay, imagine it's a green screen, folks.

00:23:05.000 We're going into a new segment called child abuse.

00:23:09.000 Child abuse.

00:23:11.000 Abuse your kids.

00:23:13.000 So we are at war.

00:23:15.000 There's a war on children going on in this country.

00:23:18.000 And we're seeing this with the protests.

00:23:20.000 You've all seen this before.

00:23:22.000 We talked about this.

00:23:22.000 Was it last show?

00:23:24.000 No, 1-6.

00:23:29.000 Remember yesterday we were talking about this girl with the bullhorn?

00:23:33.000 She's been trained to say something, and she's bawling her eyes out.

00:23:37.000 And that woman with the Black Lives Matter shirt on is like, say it, say it.

00:23:40.000 Say that we can't live in this racist society.

00:23:43.000 As she cries, says, everyone's racist and the police are out of control.

00:23:48.000 We need Black Lives Matter.

00:23:50.000 Bawling her eyes out with the pressure.

00:23:52.000 And she's repeating, obviously, what her mother told her to.

00:23:54.000 Her mother's using her as a fucking tool.

00:23:57.000 And that's not uncommon.

00:23:58.000 Okay, we don't have to show that because we showed it yesterday.

00:24:00.000 But check out this.

00:24:01.000 You've seen this too.

00:24:02.000 This is a kid getting pepper sprayed.

00:24:03.000 And we're supposed to feel John Oliver would go, look at that, excessive false on a national scale.

00:24:14.000 Why did you bring your fucking kid to a riot?

00:24:17.000 Why did you dress up your kid like Antifa?

00:24:20.000 You fucking piece of shit.

00:24:22.000 Why is that person not arrested?

00:24:24.000 Like, people are circulating this clip as evidence that the police are out of control.

00:24:30.000 I want to fucking pound him.

00:24:31.000 I've been pepper sprayed.

00:24:33.000 It kills.

00:24:36.000 And the reason the police use it, probably, is it totally reboots your hard drive.

00:24:40.000 Like, you don't know where you are.

00:24:42.000 You can't move.

00:24:43.000 It's not just eye pain.

00:24:44.000 It's like someone unplugged you.

00:24:46.000 Really?

00:24:46.000 Like, you just go, I kind of want to get pepper sprayed.

00:24:50.000 I'm happy to pepper spray you.

00:24:50.000 Okay.

00:24:52.000 Do you have something?

00:24:53.000 No, I don't have.

00:24:54.000 Not on you, but could you make that?

00:24:55.000 I think I have some, yeah, at home.

00:24:57.000 Holy shit.

00:24:58.000 I'll do it.

00:24:59.000 Well, the other fear I had when I had it was I didn't know if it was acid and I was permanently disfigured.

00:25:05.000 It feels like it's melting your eyeballs?

00:25:07.000 You can't tell.

00:25:08.000 And when I went to the bathroom to wash it off, which takes like 900 gallons of water to even start to be able to seal, I tasted pepper on my lips and I just went, this gorgeous visage is preserved.

00:25:24.000 Also in child abuse, we have this man who is crippling his daughter for life by telling her that she could be killed for being black.

00:25:37.000 Oh there we go.

00:25:54.000 Look at him.

00:25:55.000 I could die from the color of my skin.

00:25:59.000 You fucking asshole.

00:26:00.000 You know what's funny about that, the systemic racism, is it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

00:26:06.000 So now she has this shitty attitude: don't get educated, don't become an accountant.

00:26:09.000 No one will hire you.

00:26:10.000 You're black.

00:26:11.000 Live in fear.

00:26:12.000 Remember that caller we had who grew up with black grandparents and no parents?

00:26:17.000 And he had nightmares about the KKK when he was a kid?

00:26:20.000 I saw that was trending on Twitter, by the way.

00:26:22.000 Designate the KKK as a terrorist organization.

00:26:25.000 Okay.

00:26:26.000 Okay.

00:26:27.000 How about we kill every person in the KKK?

00:26:29.000 Would that make you happy?

00:26:30.000 All 30 of them?

00:26:31.000 Okay, fine, here.

00:26:34.000 Now will you shut the fuck up about this non-existent group?

00:26:39.000 The KKK.

00:26:40.000 I had a bartender say that to me at the duck.

00:26:43.000 I said, antif are the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

00:26:47.000 They go to Trump events and attack people.

00:26:49.000 They come to my events and attack people.

00:26:51.000 And he goes, yeah, but the left has the same problem.

00:26:54.000 They have right-wing guys that come and attack people.

00:26:56.000 And I assume Proud Boys is coming.

00:26:58.000 And I go, oh, really?

00:26:59.000 And he goes, KKK.

00:26:59.000 Who?

00:27:02.000 The KKK are going to a Hillary Clinton talk, galloping on their horses with their hoods.

00:27:09.000 Attacking people.

00:27:11.000 You're retarded.

00:27:15.000 Here, I'm still with the child abuse.

00:27:17.000 This definitely should have been a green screen.

00:27:20.000 I'm very annoyed with myself.

00:27:24.000 Here is a brainwashed girl yelling at her dad.

00:27:27.000 Now, I saw this on Chelsea Handler's Instagram, and it was a, you did it, you rock girl.

00:27:32.000 If you were my daughter, Chelsea, you can tell, by the way, is constantly lamenting the fact that she let her ovaries die.

00:27:38.000 She won't shut up about it.

00:27:39.000 She's like that comedian who got divorced.

00:27:43.000 And what the fuck is her name?

00:27:45.000 She's kind of pretty.

00:27:47.000 Brown hair.

00:27:48.000 Her eyes are far apart.

00:27:49.000 She was favorite, Jen Tillman or something like that.

00:27:52.000 And she was on drunk history a bunch.

00:27:55.000 Anyway, her whole thing is like, I love being single and marriage sucks.

00:27:58.000 And I'm actually really glad I'm divorced.

00:28:00.000 And you go, okay.

00:28:02.000 You doth protest this too much.

00:28:04.000 John Quirkman?

00:28:05.000 John, Jen, Jen Quirkman?

00:28:08.000 Jen Tillman?

00:28:09.000 What the fuck's her name?

00:28:11.000 Anyway.

00:28:12.000 I'll figure it out.

00:28:13.000 So listen to this brainwashed kid.

00:28:15.000 Yeah, Jen Kirkman.

00:28:16.000 Jen Kirkman, yeah.

00:28:17.000 All she talks about is how I like being single.

00:28:21.000 I'm not old.

00:28:22.000 My ovaries are not drying up.

00:28:24.000 And I don't care that I got dumped and I'm divorced.

00:28:27.000 You know how you find that?

00:28:29.000 How?

00:28:29.000 Divorced comedian.

00:28:33.000 That's her brand.

00:28:34.000 You know how many times I sit on the show and go, I'm glad I'm not gay.

00:28:37.000 I don't even want dicks.

00:28:39.000 Ew, they're so gross.

00:28:40.000 If the most beautiful dick in the world was sitting here right now, I'd be like, no, thank you.

00:28:44.000 And I would hit it out of the way.

00:28:48.000 If I said that every day, you'd go, this weird old fag is grossing me out.

00:28:55.000 No, thank you.

00:28:56.000 Gross alert.

00:28:58.000 Ew.

00:28:58.000 Can you believe they put it in their butts?

00:29:00.000 It's like, I wouldn't even want it in my butt.

00:29:02.000 I'm really glad I don't play hockey.

00:29:04.000 I'm glad I don't have to carry around my gear and go to the icy rink and ugh.

00:29:08.000 And you got to get a group of friends.

00:29:10.000 I dare a motherfucker to come in my face.

00:29:14.000 Okay, listen to Miss Brainwashed.

00:29:16.000 Can you hear that fucking shit beeping?

00:29:18.000 Can you shut your mouth for a minute?

00:29:18.000 No.

00:29:20.000 No.

00:29:20.000 Because I actually work in the ghetto.

00:29:22.000 I see the people.

00:29:24.000 Do you know why they're in that position?

00:29:27.000 Do you understand?

00:29:29.000 Do you understand?

00:29:30.000 She's saying to her father, who works in the ghetto.

00:29:33.000 So I assume if you work in the ghetto, you're not a social worker or something.

00:29:36.000 He probably does like, he probably works for Con Ed or something, and he fixes like blown transformers, which probably happens all the time over there.

00:29:44.000 And she's sitting there saying to someone, she's never been to the hood, by the way.

00:29:48.000 And she's sitting there saying to someone who actually is in the hood, do you know, do you understand how they got there?

00:29:53.000 And her contention, I assume, is that they're in the ghetto because of racism.

00:29:57.000 They were out there.

00:29:58.000 Systemic racism forced them into the ghetto.

00:30:01.000 My dad was born in the ghetto.

00:30:03.000 He got out.

00:30:04.000 You know how?

00:30:05.000 He busted his fucking ass.

00:30:08.000 You don't need to bust your ass to get out of the Bronx.

00:30:11.000 You need to get Cs and occasionally attend class.

00:30:16.000 No, shut up.

00:30:17.000 No.

00:30:18.000 Can you shut your mouth for a minute?

00:30:19.000 No.

00:30:20.000 Because I actually work in the ghetto.

00:30:21.000 I see the people.

00:30:23.000 Do you know why they're in that position?

00:30:26.000 Do you understand the systematic and historical reason for why they're in that position?

00:30:31.000 They don't care.

00:30:32.000 All they want to do is be ghetto.

00:30:34.000 No.

00:30:35.000 Yes, there's no.

00:30:37.000 It is good people.

00:30:39.000 All they want to do is be ghetto.

00:30:40.000 He's talking about a specific part of the ghetto.

00:30:43.000 And she's saying, no, you're wrong.

00:30:46.000 Go back.

00:30:48.000 No, shut up.

00:30:49.000 No, why'd you keep going back to the beginning?

00:30:51.000 Because I actually work in the ghetto.

00:30:53.000 just goes back to the beginning let me go full screen Yes, there's some and there's good people.

00:31:05.000 Most of them just want to suck off the system or do something bad like drugs or gangs.

00:31:11.000 And that's all they do.

00:31:12.000 They have been oppressed.

00:31:13.000 They have not been given the same opportunities you have had.

00:31:18.000 No, they don't.

00:31:21.000 He goes, yes, they do.

00:31:22.000 And there's plenty of black people that take advantage of these opportunities.

00:31:26.000 He's not being racist.

00:31:27.000 He's criticizing the part of the ghetto that is determined to stay there, which is a thing.

00:31:32.000 Third generation welfare.

00:31:33.000 That's not a victim.

00:31:36.000 And you not recognizing that as an issue is the reason why it's still continuing today.

00:31:40.000 I see him all over.

00:31:41.000 There's all the most successful people that are of color.

00:31:44.000 It doesn't matter what color, brown, white.

00:31:46.000 But it's a lot harder for them to get to that position.

00:31:49.000 It doesn't matter when they do, they're fine.

00:31:51.000 But there's always filthy animals in that.

00:31:54.000 You're calling people of color black animals.

00:31:57.000 You're calling them animals.

00:31:59.000 Are you kidding me?

00:32:00.000 You didn't let me do this.

00:32:01.000 That's not okay.

00:32:02.000 No, no matter what, that's not okay.

00:32:05.000 No matter what, it's not okay.

00:32:06.000 Racism is not okay.

00:32:08.000 Why do you think that racism is okay?

00:32:12.000 Billy, I'm going to look at.

00:32:12.000 Oh, that's mine.

00:32:14.000 Look at the shit eating grin, too.

00:32:15.000 She's like, yeah.

00:32:16.000 And by the way, we're living in cancel culture.

00:32:18.000 She could get her dad fired from his sanitation job.

00:32:21.000 Yeah.

00:32:22.000 Keep going.

00:32:22.000 Yeah.

00:32:23.000 Is it over?

00:32:24.000 They can be warped.

00:32:24.000 Can't.

00:32:25.000 Statistics can be warped.

00:32:27.000 You want me to show you videos?

00:32:29.000 Do you want me to show you videos of cops?

00:32:31.000 I will do it?

00:32:32.000 Why is statistics wrong?

00:32:33.000 Because they can be warped.

00:32:35.000 I'm not giving statistics right now.

00:32:37.000 They can be warped.

00:32:39.000 Personal experiences can't.

00:32:40.000 No, because this is.

00:32:41.000 He just told you about personal experiences.

00:32:43.000 Your personal experience is watching videos.

00:32:46.000 Here, go back to what the mom's saying.

00:32:49.000 Statistics right now.

00:32:50.000 They can be warped.

00:32:51.000 Personal experiences can't.

00:32:53.000 No, because this is actually putting it into play.

00:32:58.000 Do I need to show you a bunch of videos of cops attacking protesters?

00:33:02.000 Peaceful protesters.

00:33:04.000 Listen to this.

00:33:04.000 This is the number.

00:33:05.000 You mean I'm informed and educated?

00:33:07.000 You're not, though.

00:33:08.000 Yes, I am.

00:33:09.000 You're not.

00:33:11.000 And Maz.

00:33:12.000 This is America in a nutshell.

00:33:13.000 Everything wrong with America.

00:33:14.000 They say, do you want me to show you videos?

00:33:17.000 All these riots are from a part of a video.

00:33:20.000 I'm going to show you in a second George Floyd resisting arrest, picking a fight with cops.

00:33:25.000 This is a guy on fentanyl.

00:33:27.000 Actually, we just jumped to it now.

00:33:28.000 Well, let's finish this first.

00:33:30.000 He's on fentanyl, a downer, heroin, and meth, an upper, cocaine.

00:33:35.000 At the same time, he picks a fight with cops, which is what you're doing when you resist arrest, and he had a heart attack.

00:33:40.000 But you saw the knee on the neck, and that became asphyxiation, and that became global rioting, screaming, no justice, no peace, before we even had a chance to assign a court date.

00:33:54.000 And all the air clips that you see online start with the cop shoving.

00:33:58.000 You don't see what led up to that, like the old man.

00:34:00.000 Like, I just sent you this after the notes, Ryan.

00:34:03.000 Remember that Muslim chick who got shoved?

00:34:05.000 He called her a fucking bitch, which she is.

00:34:09.000 He shoved her out of the way.

00:34:11.000 She fell down, really hammed it up, right?

00:34:14.000 That officer's getting charged now.

00:34:16.000 They were evacuating an area.

00:34:18.000 She walked up to him.

00:34:19.000 And in her words, she goes, all I asked after he said we're evacuating, all I did was say why.

00:34:25.000 I just asked why.

00:34:26.000 You don't get to ask why in an evacuation.

00:34:29.000 So she marches up to him.

00:34:32.000 Hey, why does everyone have to leave?

00:34:34.000 He shoves her out of the way, which is protocol.

00:34:36.000 That's his training.

00:34:37.000 And he's getting charged.

00:34:39.000 This is why I always say you can hate authority.

00:34:45.000 You can hate the justice system.

00:34:47.000 But the cops are down here with us.

00:34:50.000 Believe me, if I had any sway, I know tons of cops.

00:34:53.000 I have zero sway.

00:34:55.000 I couldn't get a parking ticket removed.

00:34:58.000 I can't get license plates read for me from my guys.

00:35:01.000 I couldn't do shit for Max and John.

00:35:04.000 Nothing.

00:35:05.000 And every time I'd ask, I'd ask for information even, other stuff, they'd all just go, I don't know who you pissed off, but they're going to throw the book at those boys.

00:35:15.000 And they did.

00:35:16.000 So the cops are down here with us.

00:35:18.000 Like the DA talking about that cop who shoved that chick.

00:35:23.000 What does he say?

00:35:24.000 Go back to that article.

00:35:26.000 It really summarizes how the cops are down here with us.

00:35:32.000 Let me scroll down, scroll down.

00:35:34.000 Stop, stop.

00:35:35.000 Brooklyn District Attorney Eric Gonzalez announced the charges.

00:35:39.000 This is it.

00:35:40.000 Fuck the police's boss.

00:35:42.000 I fully support the long-held American tradition of nonviolent protest.

00:35:47.000 As district attorney, I cannot tolerate the use of excessive force against anyone exercising this constitutionally guaranteed right.

00:35:55.000 It's not your right to question an evacuation.

00:35:58.000 It's police procedure to get everyone out of the area.

00:36:01.000 Why don't you say that next time there's a fire and the fire department says, get out, get out.

00:36:06.000 Why?

00:36:06.000 I mean, the fire's way up there.

00:36:10.000 Okay, let's get back to this brainwash kid.

00:36:14.000 Ignorance for the majority is bliss.

00:36:17.000 Ignorance for the minority destruction.

00:36:23.000 This is just pure wrong information out there.

00:36:26.000 Just give me the statistic.

00:36:28.000 In 2017, 457 white people were shot to death by the police in the United States.

00:36:36.000 Okay.

00:36:37.000 223 were black.

00:36:39.000 76% of the population is white.

00:36:43.000 13% is black.

00:36:46.000 If they were being killed at the exact same rate by police officers, the rate of black people being killed would be 8.9.

00:36:52.000 Listen to your statistics, you stupid fucking bitch.

00:36:55.000 The number of blacks shot by police was slightly less, and they represent, yes, they represent a fraction of the population.

00:37:02.000 They also represent a disproportionate amount of crime.

00:37:07.000 About 7% of the American population is black males, yet black males are about 50% of violent crime.

00:37:14.000 So the only statistics that matter are not people sitting at home, not a black guy sitting at home watching TV, not a black person going to the grocery store, which is what you've taught that little fucking girl, you cunt.

00:37:25.000 You've taught that little black girl that she's the same as a gangbanger.

00:37:29.000 No.

00:37:30.000 The 7% who are in, and so wait a minute, 7% of America are black males.

00:37:36.000 So the ones involved in crime is a fraction of that.

00:37:39.000 So within that, that's all that matters is the percentage of the 7% that's up to crime.

00:37:45.000 Why does it smell like fucking pipe tobacco in here?

00:37:49.000 Oh, I got a shipment of pipe tobacco and I brought it to it.

00:37:51.000 No, but I'm smelling it stronger now.

00:37:53.000 Did you smoke a cigar in the studio or pipe?

00:37:58.000 That's the only stats that matter.

00:38:01.000 Anyway, go ahead.

00:38:03.000 If they were being killed at the exact same rate by police officers, the rate of black people being killed would be 8.9, but it's not.

00:38:10.000 It's 24%.

00:38:11.000 The rate of white people being killed should be about where it is.

00:38:16.000 So they're being killed at a higher rate.

00:38:18.000 There's more white people involved in violent crime.

00:38:22.000 Amount of people killed by cops who are white would be higher.

00:38:25.000 The reaction of the person.

00:38:27.000 I'm not saying it's right.

00:38:30.000 They're tired of being treated.

00:38:31.000 I'm not saying it's right.

00:38:32.000 Good.

00:38:33.000 But if they started teaching them that this is the world that we live in, you don't want to be killed.

00:38:41.000 Why do you think your friend's father taught him that?

00:38:43.000 Because his black son doesn't end up dead like Tamir Rice.

00:38:49.000 Because he doesn't.

00:38:50.000 Just pause.

00:38:50.000 Tamir Rice.

00:38:51.000 Tamir Rice was just an innocent little boy playing with a toy gun, a little nerf gun.

00:38:56.000 Psup, soup, psew.

00:38:57.000 And the police came and shot him.

00:38:59.000 No, He had a pellet gun that looks exactly like a real handgun.

00:39:05.000 He was aiming it at people, threatening them, and trying to rob them as a 10-year-old.

00:39:11.000 I forget how old he was, maybe 11 or 12.

00:39:14.000 And then the cops get a call.

00:39:16.000 There's some kid with a fucking handgun.

00:39:18.000 What the fuck?

00:39:19.000 So, cops are brave enough to risk their lives to go and to answer this call.

00:39:23.000 They go over there, and the kid points his gun at the cop.

00:39:27.000 It looks exactly like a real gun.

00:39:29.000 Like, in police training, they say if that's a real gun, you got to shoot.

00:39:34.000 And they say, put the gun down, put the gun down, put the gun down.

00:39:37.000 He refuses.

00:39:39.000 This is not a little boy playing with a hula hoop in the park.

00:39:43.000 And when you portray it like that, little boys go, I'm playing with a hula hoop.

00:39:46.000 Am I going to get shot in the head?

00:39:49.000 Fucking guns.

00:39:52.000 Him to grow up with the chip on his shoulder that no one leaves Black Son to end up dead.

00:39:57.000 Exactly.

00:40:00.000 Why do you think that's okay?

00:40:00.000 That's not okay.

00:40:02.000 Because why is it something that you're okay with?

00:40:04.000 Why is that a reality that you're okay with?

00:40:06.000 I'm okay with it.

00:40:07.000 But you are.

00:40:09.000 No, I'm not.

00:40:10.000 So stand against it.

00:40:10.000 I'm not.

00:40:12.000 So stand against it.

00:40:13.000 If you're not okay with it.

00:40:14.000 Stand against it.

00:40:15.000 Post a black square on Instagram.

00:40:18.000 We all have to do our part.

00:40:19.000 Also, Google, I've seen this around.

00:40:21.000 Google white privilege.

00:40:23.000 Google systemic racism.

00:40:24.000 Telling me to Google stuff.

00:40:27.000 Okay.

00:40:28.000 Tell you what.

00:40:29.000 I'll Google that and I'll make the KKK a domestic terrorist organization.

00:40:33.000 Will you shut the fuck up now?

00:40:37.000 Stop carrying an illegal weapon.

00:40:39.000 When the black people in the ghetto stop murdering each other, I'll start caring about cops when they stop killing black people.

00:40:48.000 I'll start caring about black people when they stop killing cops.

00:40:52.000 You can go back and forth forever, Healy.

00:40:59.000 The numbers matter.

00:41:01.000 And we've been through the numbers a million times.

00:41:04.000 In violent situations, 10,000 arrests, three black men dead.

00:41:11.000 In violent situations, 10,000 arrest, four white men dead.

00:41:16.000 Nine unarmed blacks killed every year.

00:41:19.000 Two where they were not attacking cops.

00:41:22.000 Their officers are facing charges.

00:41:24.000 All right, final thing on the child abuse.

00:41:26.000 Look at CNN.

00:41:29.000 Sorry, Sesame Street.

00:41:31.000 Brainwashing our babies.

00:41:33.000 Do you know how fucking young you have to be to watch Sesame Street?

00:41:38.000 I've been through Sesame Street with three separate kids.

00:41:41.000 Around, I would say like three and a half, four, they start going, this is gay.

00:41:48.000 Not even childish, right to gay.

00:41:50.000 Yeah, they're just like, Elmo's annoying.

00:41:53.000 It's basically for three-year-olds.

00:41:58.000 One, two, and three-year-olds are watching this.

00:42:00.000 Daddy, Elmo doesn't understand.

00:42:03.000 What's happening?

00:42:04.000 Why are all these people together?

00:42:06.000 Because they've been brainwashed by CNN.

00:42:08.000 They're gathering together to protest.

00:42:12.000 Protest?

00:42:13.000 Elma doesn't understand.

00:42:14.000 What's a protest?

00:42:16.000 Oh, a protest is when people come together to show they are upset and disagree about something.

00:42:23.000 They want to make others aware of the problem.

00:42:26.000 Through protesting, people are able to share their feelings and work together to make things better.

00:42:33.000 They make signs like this.

00:42:37.000 Love, justice, and salary.

00:42:38.000 Yeah, I'm bringing this sign to the protest at the community center later.

00:42:45.000 They look upset.

00:42:47.000 Are the protesters sad?

00:42:49.000 Yeah.

00:42:50.000 They are sad and upset.

00:42:53.000 And they have every right to be, Elmo.

00:42:56.000 People are upset because racism is a huge problem in our country.

00:43:01.000 No.

00:43:03.000 Racism?

00:43:04.000 What's that?

00:43:06.000 Oh, racism is when people treat other people unfairly because of the way they look or the color of their skin.

00:43:15.000 Why do they have a disproportionate representation of violent crime?

00:43:23.000 Why is 7% responsible for 50% of violent crime?

00:43:29.000 Why do 20 black men die a day at the hands of black men?

00:43:35.000 Hey, it's for arrest.

00:43:36.000 Don't resist it.

00:43:39.000 Puppies are on the stand, Daddy.

00:43:41.000 Elma has friends with different types of skin.

00:43:44.000 Oh, and fur, too.

00:43:46.000 Black, green.

00:43:47.000 Mam actually races towards red-furred puppets.

00:43:51.000 Of course.

00:43:52.000 I like blue, like Cookie Monster.

00:43:55.000 I know.

00:43:56.000 Mo, but not all streets are like Sesame Street.

00:44:02.000 On Sesame Street, we all love, we all respect their privilege.

00:44:07.000 Sesame Street is a place of privilege.

00:44:08.000 It's fur privilege.

00:44:12.000 Across the country, people of color, especially in the black community, are being treated unfairly because of how they look, their culture, race, and who they are.

00:44:28.000 Why don't these races treat Indians worse or Asians if they're racist?

00:44:33.000 If you're a white supremacist, you think the other races are shitty.

00:44:37.000 So shouldn't Asians and Indians be doing badly?

00:44:39.000 What about Puerto Ricans?

00:44:40.000 What about Puerto Ricans?

00:44:41.000 What about Polynesians?

00:44:45.000 By the way, speaking of CNN, we'll jump ahead here.

00:44:47.000 Did you see this awesome cartoon where a cop shoots an innocent black man?

00:44:53.000 35?

00:44:55.000 It's an actual movie I sent to you.

00:44:58.000 Okay.

00:45:00.000 What show is this from?

00:45:01.000 Who's there?

00:45:02.000 Oh, shit.

00:45:03.000 Drop the gun, motherfucker out!

00:45:05.000 No, not my dick!

00:45:08.000 Oh, thank God it wasn't my dick.

00:45:10.000 Man, that was embarrassing.

00:45:12.000 Good thing no one was around to see it.

00:45:17.000 No, not my dick!

00:45:19.000 No, not my dick.

00:45:20.000 The words of yet another innocent black man shot by a cop.

00:45:23.000 More on this explosive story after these messages.

00:45:28.000 We're here with Paradise PD officer Gerald Fitzgerald, who made national headlines when he shot an innocent black man.

00:45:35.000 Oh, This is funny.

00:45:38.000 Let me clear this up.

00:45:39.000 I accidentally shot myself.

00:45:41.000 So, what you're saying is, you, a police officer, no, keep going, shot an innocent black man.

00:45:47.000 I mean, technically, yes, but you see, I was the black man.

00:45:51.000 Oh, so now you're changing your story.

00:45:53.000 That's what you cops do.

00:45:54.000 Hold up now.

00:45:55.000 Why are you attacking me?

00:45:56.000 Same reason that black thug attacked you, because you're a cop.

00:45:59.000 As far as I'm concerned, you're a hero.

00:46:02.000 He's not a hero.

00:46:03.000 He is a racist.

00:46:04.000 Oh, yeah?

00:46:04.000 Well, I'm not sure.

00:46:05.000 So, speaking of getting the story wildly wrong, Enrique Tario, the chairman of the Proud Boys, sent me a picture this morning.

00:46:15.000 And it is a proud boy, white supremacist, they're one and the same, apparently, going through a crowd.

00:46:22.000 This is 2-5.

00:46:25.000 Yeah.

00:46:26.000 It's a proud boy going through the crowd shooting at protesters.

00:46:31.000 Update on the shooter and the victim in Seattle protests.

00:46:33.000 It's been confirmed.

00:46:34.000 It's been confirmed.

00:46:36.000 The shooter was one of the proud boys.

00:46:39.000 Look at this fucking freak, by the way.

00:46:42.000 Mary Angela M. Abio.

00:46:44.000 She is a mutant.

00:46:46.000 Sean King retweeted this, of course.

00:46:48.000 We have to get the word out.

00:46:49.000 They want the proud boys to be guilty of this shit so bad, which is why I'm convinced Charlottesville was entrapment.

00:46:55.000 I think it was a false flag.

00:46:57.000 Anyway, sorry, it's not a great image.

00:46:59.000 I had barely stepped out to a dirty window when this happened, but here's one image of the man brandishing a gun after shooting one man below in the arm.

00:47:06.000 Shooter was wearing an ironworker's hoodie.

00:47:09.000 Okay, so they go off on this, go to 2-7.

00:47:14.000 So they, wait, don't go to 2-7 yet.

00:47:17.000 So they go on this rampage to prove he's a prow boy.

00:47:20.000 Then they find he's an ironworker.

00:47:21.000 Then they work his ass off to get him canceled, to get him fired.

00:47:25.000 And the story is that the protesters were there being peaceful.

00:47:28.000 Hey, we shall overcome.

00:47:32.000 Just like on Sesame Street.

00:47:34.000 He comes plowing in, kills a bunch of them, then he pulls out his gun.

00:47:39.000 Why power?

00:47:40.000 I'm a proud boy.

00:47:42.000 Shoots one.

00:47:43.000 And then runs behind the police who stand in front of him and go, good work, dude.

00:47:48.000 Fucking kick their ass.

00:47:49.000 That's the narrative, right?

00:47:52.000 And it starts with these radical, ugly, stupid bitch, feminist, weirdo lesbians with shaved heads and neck tattoos.

00:48:00.000 Then it goes to an intermediary like Sean King, and then it leapfrogs its way up to like the Huffington Post and then slowly makes its way to CNN.

00:48:08.000 So these loser, radical, dumb bitch cunts are on CNN.

00:48:12.000 That's where they're getting their information from.

00:48:14.000 And that poor girl, that brainwashed girl saying, this is not okay.

00:48:18.000 She's going to get that info and spew it back at her parents who are going to go, oh, really?

00:48:22.000 I didn't know that there's a group called the Proud Boys that shoot at protesters.

00:48:27.000 But then the story starts falling apart.

00:48:29.000 We see a picture of him, and it turns out he's black.

00:48:34.000 By the way, I said to Enrique, please tell me this isn't true.

00:48:36.000 He goes, of course not, dumbass.

00:48:37.000 First of all, it's a black dude.

00:48:39.000 That's the guy.

00:48:40.000 All right?

00:48:41.000 Louis J. Gomez.

00:48:42.000 Louis J. Gomez.

00:48:43.000 And then look at Twitter.

00:48:44.000 Sorry.

00:48:45.000 I couldn't show you the Twitter earlier because I didn't want you to know he's black yet.

00:48:48.000 This is 2-7.

00:48:54.000 So they discover he's black, and then they give up on white supremacy, right?

00:48:59.000 How dare he cross out black, white, brown, human?

00:49:02.000 I've even seen people bitching about that.

00:49:04.000 They say, we can't afford to be colorblind right now when one color is in serious danger.

00:49:10.000 Okay.

00:49:11.000 Well, you can keep perpetuating that myth if it makes you feel good about yourself.

00:49:16.000 So scroll down to all the retweets.

00:49:19.000 It's all about canceling him, calling his union, getting him fired, bragging.

00:49:27.000 what are you doing?

00:49:33.000 It looks like more of a case of reckless driving than terrorism.

00:49:35.000 He got attacked by post- Oh, that's someone being honest.

00:49:39.000 Yo, if this dude actually is a member of the ironworkers' unions, we can get him expelled and basically blacklisted from every union ironworking job, probably.

00:49:39.000 Look at this.

00:49:48.000 That becomes their goal.

00:49:49.000 And all this, by the way, involves sitting on your ass.

00:49:52.000 That girl that was screaming and saying you have to do your part, she doesn't go to the hood like her dad does.

00:49:58.000 She just sits on her ass and looks at videos.

00:50:01.000 What do they tell us to do to fight?

00:50:03.000 Google.

00:50:04.000 Go Google something.

00:50:06.000 All right.

00:50:08.000 So then we actually see the video.

00:50:13.000 Did I not include it?

00:50:14.000 Oh yeah, 3-0.

00:50:16.000 Here's what actually happened.

00:50:20.000 He's trying to get the fuck out of there.

00:50:23.000 They're putting cardboard on his car.

00:50:25.000 Use your shotgun!

00:50:29.000 Move away!

00:50:30.000 They're kicking at his car.

00:50:32.000 Your life's in danger.

00:50:33.000 By the way, you're allowed to plow through a crowd if your life's in danger.

00:50:36.000 And in Charlottesville, I'm not justifying Heather Hire, but the story was that Antifa, armed Antifa, had spooked him.

00:50:45.000 Listen to this narration.

00:50:46.000 You're going to love it.

00:50:47.000 Oh, God!

00:50:49.000 No!

00:50:50.000 Stays down, slows down, gets attacked.

00:50:50.000 No!

00:50:54.000 Window smashed.

00:50:56.000 Oh, God.

00:50:57.000 Go back.

00:50:57.000 Wait a minute.

00:50:58.000 Did they smash his driver's window?

00:51:04.000 No, it was open.

00:51:05.000 Oh, God.

00:51:06.000 Oh, no, no.

00:51:07.000 They're hitting the back.

00:51:08.000 So they won't get out of his way.

00:51:11.000 They've got that weird thing on the front.

00:51:13.000 Is that supposed to stop him?

00:51:14.000 I guess that scoops people if you try to hit them.

00:51:17.000 Rolls them over the front, but it's cardboard, isn't it?

00:51:21.000 Yeah.

00:51:22.000 It's a cow catcher, like on a train, but I think he made it out of cardboard.

00:51:26.000 There's no way you can't just drive past that.

00:51:28.000 That's what it frustrates me.

00:51:30.000 No, no, I think his rationale is if you try to run someone over, my cow catcher will roll.

00:51:34.000 Do you know what a cow catcher is?

00:51:36.000 It's the front of a train, this thing.

00:51:36.000 Yeah.

00:51:38.000 It's called a cow catcher because if there's a cow on the tracks, it'll push it out of the way rather than let it go.

00:51:43.000 It's like a plow.

00:51:44.000 Yeah, it's like a plow.

00:51:45.000 So he's trying to make a plow at a cardboard on front of the car.

00:51:51.000 Oh, Jesus!

00:51:52.000 Oh, no!

00:51:53.000 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!

00:51:55.000 I don't know when he does this shooting.

00:51:56.000 Oh, he did it already.

00:51:57.000 It's when the guy comes up to his car, the red...

00:52:03.000 No!

00:52:03.000 Right there.

00:52:04.000 This guy attacking him.

00:52:07.000 Punching right there.

00:52:09.000 Yeah, I see it.

00:52:09.000 Let's show it again for everyone.

00:52:11.000 So it's punch, punch, punch, punch.

00:52:13.000 Oh, God.

00:52:14.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:52:16.000 Oh, God.

00:52:18.000 He slowed down.

00:52:19.000 Didn't hit anybody with the customer.

00:52:20.000 He's still smashing his car.

00:52:22.000 Yeah.

00:52:23.000 So he has to get out.

00:52:24.000 And this whole like ran behind the police and they protected him.

00:52:28.000 He walked over to the police with his gun like this, with his hands up, and he said, hi, I just shot someone.

00:52:36.000 This is a registered firearm.

00:52:38.000 Look.

00:52:42.000 His trigger discipline is superb, by the way.

00:52:44.000 It's way off.

00:52:46.000 You saw that picture that's still of him.

00:52:48.000 He's walking through the crowd.

00:52:49.000 His car is going to get torched.

00:52:53.000 Yeah, that must be a tough decision.

00:52:54.000 You just walk away from your vehicle.

00:52:58.000 Look, they're chasing him.

00:53:03.000 So from that, it becomes white supremacists randomly killing protesters.

00:53:08.000 This is the fucking gap we have in the news.

00:53:13.000 Radicals are dictating the news right now.

00:53:17.000 And they're lying.

00:53:18.000 Like, look at this.

00:53:19.000 3-2.

00:53:21.000 George Floyd.

00:53:26.000 Oops.

00:53:28.000 By the way, whoever filmed this, could you not have released this a little earlier, please?

00:53:32.000 Like, eight seconds after we saw the other video?

00:53:36.000 Could you turn it on?

00:53:37.000 No audio for it.

00:53:41.000 Is this the thing I sent you?

00:53:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:45.000 Deleted footage shows George Floyd resisting arrest.

00:53:48.000 There's even another angle.

00:53:50.000 I've seen another one.

00:53:50.000 I thought...

00:53:57.000 Jim Goad just sent me one.

00:53:59.000 His show's almost ready, by the way.

00:54:00.000 That's the one where he lays down, right?

00:54:03.000 Where you see him laying down?

00:54:05.000 I could locate that.

00:54:06.000 Here we go.

00:54:07.000 yeah that's the one i have on my phone Sit down.

00:54:20.000 No, I'm not sitting down.

00:54:22.000 Oh, sit.

00:54:22.000 Oh, fuck.

00:54:23.000 Go against the car.

00:54:24.000 Okay, just get in the back.

00:54:25.000 No, I'm not getting in the back.

00:54:26.000 Just, okay, you're not getting out for crying out loud.

00:54:29.000 Get here.

00:54:31.000 Get.

00:54:33.000 His meth heart is pounding through his chest.

00:54:36.000 Is this not picking a fight with the police?

00:54:38.000 If you're resisting arrest?

00:54:40.000 Like when Eric Garner said, this ends now, is that not picking a fight?

00:54:45.000 When Mike Brown reached for an officer's gun, was that not picking a fight?

00:54:48.000 When Trayvon Martin beat the shit out of George Zimmerman, was that not picking a fight?

00:54:52.000 When Tamir Rice pointed a gun, something that looked exactly like a real gun, in a cop's face, was that not picking a fight?

00:55:02.000 None of this looks even close to excessive.

00:55:07.000 I guess before they put him in the car, they're checking him, checked his legs.

00:55:15.000 The entire world is rioting right now.

00:55:26.000 None of this even matters because at the end of the day, they could just say, well, even if it's not about that, it's about every other one.

00:55:34.000 Okay, which one?

00:55:36.000 Mike Brown?

00:55:36.000 It just never ends.

00:55:38.000 Which one?

00:55:39.000 Amadou Diallo.

00:55:40.000 He had a plunger shoved up his ass, a broomstick.

00:55:44.000 Wow, that's terrible.

00:55:45.000 What?

00:55:46.000 Did the police get away with it?

00:55:47.000 No, Justin Volpe is doing life in prison.

00:55:49.000 Oh.

00:55:50.000 I'm looking.

00:56:00.000 I'd like some sound, please.

00:56:02.000 Look at this.

00:56:02.000 He won't get in the car.

00:56:05.000 That's what I heard, too.

00:56:06.000 They were holding him down on the ground because they had to wait for a paddy wagon because they knew that he was going to be kicking the plexiglass.

00:56:15.000 This is a CNN.

00:56:16.000 I assume this will be your top story.

00:56:19.000 Breaking.

00:56:20.000 Actually, George Floyd was resisting arrests.

00:56:23.000 Sorry, everyone.

00:56:24.000 Toxicology reports and autopsy say he was a bad boy.

00:56:31.000 I bet that's racist of me to show that video.

00:56:33.000 That's where we're at now.

00:56:34.000 If you don't comply, if you defend yourself like that iron worker, but if you don't comply with Black Lives Matter, you're a racist.

00:56:42.000 That's where we're at.

00:56:44.000 If you're not radical, and we've been talking about this for weeks, if you're not radical far left, then you're far right.

00:56:51.000 I'm always described as far right.

00:56:53.000 Probably as far right.

00:56:56.000 be far left is far right that's not true you have to comply what's this uh yeah like this one look at 2.8 that wolverine dude from the the other day he's charged with attempted murder what they're throwing rocks at his car he jumps out and says who did that what do you think was gonna happen when you threw rocks at cars you didn't expect a time-traveling redneck to come like

00:57:26.000 Like, if I'm throwing rocks at cars, I am 100% prepared for someone to come out with a baseball bat.

00:57:31.000 That's the thrill of being a bad...

00:57:33.000 We used to throw ice balls at cars.

00:57:35.000 We knew that we could get our ass kicked, and Brian Cook did.

00:57:39.000 An Indian man said, what are you doing?

00:57:41.000 So it's not your right to throw rocks at cars.

00:57:46.000 But the amazing thing about this arrest is that he's in trouble for defending himself.

00:57:51.000 That black-white supremacist is in trouble for defending himself.

00:57:55.000 What's this?

00:57:59.000 2-9.

00:57:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:59.000 He didn't even swing at them, though.

00:58:02.000 Look, they keep chasing him.

00:58:03.000 And he doesn't even swing.

00:58:04.000 He didn't do anything.

00:58:05.000 He didn't attempt to murder anyone.

00:58:07.000 No.

00:58:08.000 Maybe brandishing a futuristic weapon.

00:58:10.000 He confronted people who put his life in danger.

00:58:12.000 When you throw rocks at cars, you're endangering the life of the driver.

00:58:14.000 And he confronted them, and they chased him.

00:58:17.000 Brandishing futuristic technology?

00:58:20.000 Maybe.

00:58:20.000 Look at this woman.

00:58:21.000 So they have this fucking young Karen screaming, black lives matter at drivers this is uh 2-9 and this woman just doesn't comply she says all lives matter that's radical that means you need to die listen to this bitch matter to you do black lives matter to you do black lives matter right piece of shit you little fucking killer fucking white piece of shit oh yeah you want to fucking go karen you want to fucking go, Karen?

00:58:47.000 You're Karen.

00:58:50.000 No!

00:58:51.000 No!

00:58:52.000 Until black lives matter!

00:58:55.000 Until black lives matter!

00:58:57.000 No life matters!

00:58:58.000 Black white yellow!

00:59:00.000 That is not our fight!

00:59:01.000 Until black lives mean something to this country!

00:59:05.000 No!

00:59:06.000 No!

00:59:07.000 Hipperspray.

00:59:12.000 Get her license, please.

00:59:14.000 What's the charge?

00:59:16.000 Hi, police.

00:59:17.000 Yeah, I was just screaming Black Lives Matter in a woman's face, and she refused to repeat my chant.

00:59:23.000 My radical leftist chant.

00:59:24.000 Don't worry, I blocked her vehicle.

00:59:27.000 Black Lives Matter!

00:59:28.000 Do Black Lives Matter to you?

00:59:32.000 So the solution that most people are doing is capitulating.

00:59:38.000 Orthodox Jews.

00:59:39.000 So in December, if you recall, in Jersey City, black people targeted a Jewish deli.

00:59:47.000 Six people ended up dead.

00:59:48.000 Two of them were Orthodox Jews.

00:59:50.000 We also had a shooting in Mosey, was it?

00:59:53.000 Upstate.

00:59:55.000 That was a man who hated Jews.

00:59:57.000 This was not a random shooting.

00:59:58.000 These are people who said, I hate Jews.

01:00:00.000 Then we saw, and we only saw it on Hasidic TV, Israeli television.

01:00:06.000 We saw blacks chanting, kill Jews, get the Jews out of my neighborhood.

01:00:10.000 This is, well, the bodies are still warm.

01:00:13.000 They're out there on the streets going, they come to our neighborhood.

01:00:16.000 They cause trouble.

01:00:17.000 We fucking hate them.

01:00:19.000 You see it all over the place, but especially in Crown Heights in Brooklyn, you see brutal anti-Semitism.

01:00:24.000 And it's not nuanced.

01:00:26.000 It's not like about Israel or Zionism or anything.

01:00:29.000 It's I hate fucking Jews.

01:00:32.000 Please don't take that out of context.

01:00:35.000 Are you trying to find an example?

01:00:37.000 Yeah.

01:00:37.000 Remember that woman?

01:00:38.000 And I broke this down.

01:00:40.000 There's, I have one on my phone, actually, this woman just screaming that she hates Jews.

01:00:44.000 But that's, you know, it's true.

01:00:45.000 You've seen that one.

01:00:45.000 But I explained before, Williamsburg is Hasids, and they get attacked by blacks, but it's just black brats with no dads who want to hit someone that won't hit them.

01:00:54.000 They do the same, hit them back.

01:00:55.000 They do the same to Amish.

01:00:57.000 But in Crown Heights, it's different.

01:00:58.000 It's like generic racism.

01:01:01.000 I think it's because they hate white people and they see that their neighborhood's getting gentrified and they see Jews as the ultimate whites, super whites.

01:01:08.000 They're the X-Men of white people.

01:01:10.000 So I have to get these Jews out of my neighborhood or my neighborhood's going to go Jew, white.

01:01:15.000 Same thing.

01:01:19.000 So look at this.

01:01:20.000 This is 3-3.

01:01:21.000 I sent you some pictures.

01:01:22.000 So that was the Jewish Delawai was December.

01:01:25.000 It's five months later.

01:01:27.000 And what do we have?

01:01:28.000 I saw that.

01:01:28.000 I just took a picture of the New York Post yesterday.

01:01:31.000 By the way, New York Post, can you just have URLs at the end of your articles so I can pull them up and email them to Ryan?

01:01:39.000 New York Post won't have that same title on New YorkPost.com.

01:01:43.000 So the way I have to find it is I look at the author and I look at their recent articles.

01:01:48.000 That's how I get the article.

01:01:49.000 Anyway, go back.

01:01:50.000 Why'd you leave it?

01:01:51.000 Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn say Black Lives Matter.

01:01:54.000 They've got it written in Hebrew.

01:01:58.000 And this is because they're scared.

01:02:00.000 They're trying to feed the dragon.

01:02:02.000 It's like a sacrifice.

01:02:04.000 The politically correct, political correctness has become a form of paganism where you have to sacrifice children to the gods.

01:02:12.000 That's what we did in our child abuse segment.

01:02:15.000 It's paganism.

01:02:16.000 They are sacrificing children to the gods.

01:02:19.000 And now Orthodox Jews are begging for forgiveness five months after they were fucking slaughtered.

01:02:24.000 I think a good place for them to start with social justice is to break up their misogyny and have some Shebrews in there, too.

01:02:31.000 Why is it going to be Hebrew?

01:02:34.000 Blacks don't appreciate this capitulation.

01:02:36.000 They don't go, okay, you're off the hook.

01:02:39.000 They don't like it.

01:02:41.000 They think it's weak and weakness is not cool.

01:02:43.000 In every community except middle-class whites, we're the only ones that embrace weakness and apologizing and kneeling.

01:02:53.000 It's bizarre.

01:02:54.000 I've never figured it out.

01:02:55.000 Maybe it's because I'm Scottish.

01:02:56.000 I don't have that DNA.

01:02:58.000 But what the fuck?

01:03:02.000 I like white men, the alpha ones, not the ones who be marching next to nakers.

01:03:07.000 I think that's how black people use the n-word when they want it to be negative.

01:03:11.000 I see.

01:03:12.000 Nakers.

01:03:12.000 I've never heard that before.

01:03:14.000 But this is all discrediting your enemies for not being radical enough and using racism as a tool goes back to the Frankfurt School.

01:03:21.000 And I read about this in Pat Buchanan's Death of the West, which I can't believe is not behind us.

01:03:25.000 That's a major failure.

01:03:29.000 But I sent this to you.

01:03:30.000 It's in a video.

01:03:31.000 It says it's from the Communist Party.

01:03:33.000 3-1.

01:03:35.000 Now, I get this as a tactic.

01:03:37.000 I just don't get why it works so well.

01:03:39.000 It's like if your enemies choose to be too annoying, call them gay and keep repeating it until it's true in the public eye.

01:03:48.000 Why does this work?

01:03:49.000 That's the real million-dollar question.

01:03:51.000 43.

01:03:52.000 The following directive was issued from party headquarters to all communists in the United States.

01:03:58.000 It read, When certain obstructionists become too irritating, label them, after suitable buildups, as fascist or Nazi or anti-Semitic, and use the prestige of anti-fascist intolerance organizations to discredit them.

01:04:15.000 In the public mind, constantly associate those who oppose us with those names which already have a bad smell.

01:04:22.000 The association will, after enough repetition, become fact in the public mind.

01:04:30.000 That's what happened to me.

01:04:32.000 I am factually a racist now.

01:04:37.000 Look at 3.6.

01:04:39.000 It's become a paganist cult.

01:04:42.000 Just stop.

01:04:42.000 The left has become a paganist cult that sacrifices children to their cause and is constantly sacrificing their own souls to this cause.

01:04:52.000 And this is Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the DNC staffers there.

01:04:58.000 Just pause.

01:05:00.000 First of all, if I was black, I wouldn't like African shit.

01:05:03.000 I don't like African shit.

01:05:05.000 Because I'd go, you fucking sold me.

01:05:08.000 Fuck you, Africa.

01:05:10.000 I'm glad I'm here now in a beautiful continent where I'm safe and free, safer and freer than I would be if I was still in Africa.

01:05:16.000 That's neither here nor there.

01:05:17.000 That took 650,000 men dying in a civil war to facilitate.

01:05:22.000 But Africa, it's like a deadbeat dad that wasn't around.

01:05:28.000 Africa sold you.

01:05:30.000 Yes, we bought some.

01:05:33.000 Out of, what was it, 10 million?

01:05:36.000 We got 350,000 from Africa.

01:05:38.000 Brazil got 3 million, a third.

01:05:42.000 So we got a tiny portion of what Africa was selling.

01:05:45.000 A trade started by Arabs, by the way.

01:05:48.000 So Arabs started it.

01:05:50.000 Africa was happy to facilitate it and sell them.

01:05:53.000 I don't want anything to do with Africa.

01:05:55.000 Fuck Africa.

01:05:56.000 It's nothing to be proud of.

01:05:58.000 Well, we were kings.

01:05:59.000 No, Egyptians were kings.

01:06:00.000 They look like Anthony Kumia.

01:06:02.000 Well, we were the Moors.

01:06:03.000 We ran Spain.

01:06:04.000 Yeah, the Moors were Arabs.

01:06:06.000 Northern Africans are not black.

01:06:09.000 Sub-Saharan Africa is what you're talking about.

01:06:11.000 And it's done nothing but harm blacks.

01:06:13.000 And it's still, in Liberia, you can go get a slave right now for $400.

01:06:20.000 And if I still ran vice, I would.

01:06:24.000 Okay, go back.

01:06:25.000 Check out the cult.

01:06:26.000 It's sickening and bizarre.

01:06:29.000 We will now kneel for a moment of silence.

01:06:35.000 This is what happens when you kick out Christianity.

01:06:38.000 A new religion is created.

01:06:41.000 Look at this.

01:06:44.000 It's kind of like Shri Law mixed with Satanism, and you have to wear a mask, stay inside, and maybe kill yourself.

01:06:49.000 Unless you like civil unrest and rioting.

01:06:52.000 That's not an exaggeration.

01:06:54.000 Just like yesterday when I said my take us down became reality, jokes are reality now.

01:06:59.000 There's no difference.

01:07:00.000 You want to be a stand-up comedian?

01:07:02.000 Just read the newspaper.

01:07:03.000 *Mumbling*

01:07:11.000 What the fuck?

01:07:13.000 Is that for George Floyd?

01:07:15.000 Or is it for the pregnant woman that he terrorized?

01:07:20.000 Acely Enriquez.

01:07:22.000 Look at that dumb bitch.

01:07:25.000 Remember, I talked to a guy I worked with her once and he said, you look into her eyes and it's like you're staring into the eyes of a dead goat.

01:07:32.000 They got that like cloudy glaze.

01:07:34.000 Just nothing.

01:07:35.000 I'll eat a can.

01:07:41.000 How fucking ridiculous can you get?

01:07:42.000 Oh, this is fast-forwarded too, because there was a hole of eight minutes, right?

01:07:47.000 Nice zoom.

01:07:50.000 I don't like buckle shoes.

01:07:50.000 Ooh.

01:07:52.000 It's bad look.

01:07:58.000 Oh, look, what's his name?

01:07:59.000 Can't kneel.

01:08:00.000 He's too much of a fucking gimp.

01:08:03.000 Shoe this Nadler.

01:08:05.000 Nadler?

01:08:05.000 He can't even take his mask off.

01:08:07.000 He wears a belt on his nipples.

01:08:09.000 This guy's getting bored.

01:08:10.000 He's like, all right, I don't gotta suffer for this.

01:08:12.000 I mean.

01:08:13.000 Yeah, I'm black.

01:08:15.000 I don't gotta kneel.

01:08:16.000 Thank you, guys.

01:08:17.000 That was great.

01:08:18.000 Look at her.

01:08:19.000 Wow, yeah.

01:08:20.000 Her eyes look like...

01:08:22.000 What's that little Betty Boop?

01:08:25.000 She's got Betty Boop eyes.

01:08:27.000 She's got Betty Boop eyes.

01:08:32.000 So the solution to all of this is just step back and get out of the way.

01:08:38.000 That's 3-7.

01:08:39.000 Why?

01:08:40.000 This is what Proud Boys are doing.

01:08:41.000 They're not going to any of these things.

01:08:43.000 They're not even guarding businesses.

01:08:45.000 Ayo, fuck Whitey.

01:08:46.000 Nazi Nazi.

01:08:47.000 This is what happens when you get involved in this in any way.

01:08:50.000 Wow, evil Nazi.

01:08:51.000 Get that Nazi.

01:08:52.000 Hitler is here.

01:08:53.000 I need backup now.

01:08:54.000 Police.

01:08:55.000 Now when you just sit at home and watch, AO, fuck Whitey.

01:08:58.000 Well, wait.

01:08:59.000 Then you have BLM.

01:09:00.000 What the fuck?

01:09:01.000 Plebs are confused.

01:09:02.000 Antifa terrorists to the bunker.

01:09:04.000 Police, I don't know what's going on.

01:09:06.000 This sums it up.

01:09:07.000 That's a t-shirt.

01:09:10.000 All right.

01:09:10.000 Should we get back to, before we go to the mailbag, let's, as promised, get back to John Oliver for a minute.

01:09:18.000 John Oliver is a pussy.

01:09:20.000 Donald Trump?

01:09:21.000 Donald Trump?

01:09:22.000 You're not supposed to put it on national television.

01:09:25.000 Donald Trump?

01:09:27.000 Why is a police force doing this?

01:09:31.000 A black man is more likely to be killed.

01:09:33.000 So yes, fuck off.

01:09:36.000 Stroke on a dick.

01:09:38.000 Right.

01:09:40.000 What you have to understand about John Oliver is they're like, he's a pussy.

01:09:44.000 He's a loser.

01:09:44.000 He's a nerd.

01:09:46.000 No one wants to fuck him.

01:09:47.000 But he's managed to get his own show by consistently asslicking the right people his entire life.

01:09:53.000 And he has a trait that you see in women and gays too, and it's agreeability.

01:10:00.000 He's agreeable.

01:10:01.000 He goes where you're going.

01:10:03.000 And nerds have that ability because they don't want to get the shit beaten out of them by people like me.

01:10:10.000 So they like what I like.

01:10:12.000 Hey, man, yeah.

01:10:13.000 Oh, it's Hate the Cops Month?

01:10:15.000 Okay.

01:10:15.000 I'll get my 14 researchers to research the living shit out of police violence and I'll just bombard the world with facts.

01:10:21.000 This has gotten millions of views, by the way.

01:10:24.000 I'll bombard the world with all these cop-hating facts and then I can be part of the gang and you won't want to beat me up because I don't know how to fight because I'm a weak fucking human being.

01:10:34.000 And it's sad, by the way, that assimilation from an immigrant like John Oliver requires shitting on America.

01:10:43.000 This is what we do to our immigrants now and our pussies and our nerds.

01:10:46.000 We say, shit on America or you're canceled.

01:10:48.000 You're in big trouble.

01:10:49.000 Okay.

01:10:52.000 Like they'd just been to Taco Bell.

01:10:54.000 All right.

01:10:55.000 So let's take another bite out of this painfully long diatribe full of bullshit stats.

01:11:02.000 Because all week, we've seen graphic videos, which are going to be hard to watch, of them driving directly into crowds, beating people with.

01:11:10.000 Okay, so he basically has the same IQ as that girl we saw screaming, and she's sitting on her ass watching videos.

01:11:18.000 This was a cop car where they put a barricade in front of the car.

01:11:22.000 They had been burning cop cars, flipping them upside down.

01:11:26.000 We have two cases of Molotov cocktails being thrown in cars.

01:11:31.000 One was an Antifa chick, and she got caught.

01:11:34.000 And the other was an upscale lawyer.

01:11:37.000 She was a fucking lawyer, worked at a prestigious law firm, and her and her black lawyer boyfriend, also at a prestigious law firm, another lawyer, were going around with Bud Light bottles with gasoline and rags in them.

01:11:51.000 Hers didn't go off.

01:11:53.000 And I have a funny feeling she's going to get off.

01:11:55.000 But anyway, so that's the scenario.

01:11:58.000 Someone puts a thing in front of your car.

01:11:59.000 You're a cop.

01:12:00.000 Accelerate.

01:12:01.000 Don't mow people over, but give them a get out of the way.

01:12:04.000 And that's what the cops did.

01:12:07.000 But they're just going to show that millisecond.

01:12:12.000 Yeah, that was the extent of it.

01:12:14.000 And then he stopped.

01:12:15.000 So right there, they stop.

01:12:16.000 And then they stop where he stops.

01:12:17.000 Yeah.

01:12:18.000 So they show the and by stopping when, right as he stops, the implication is that he kept driving and ran over all these bodies.

01:12:26.000 We won't show you that part.

01:12:27.000 That's terrible.

01:12:28.000 But keep, go back.

01:12:29.000 We're never going to make it through this thing.

01:12:31.000 I've seen graphic videos which are going to be hard to watch.

01:12:33.000 Don't give me away.

01:12:34.000 driving directly into crowds, beating people with sticks, and sometimes assaulting the right to assemble with shocking speed and barbarity.

01:12:41.000 Prematurely shooting people?

01:12:45.000 Prematurely using excessive force?

01:12:48.000 You're scaring your ass on somewhere.

01:12:50.000 Yelling at riot cops.

01:12:56.000 Not backing up.

01:12:57.000 Not backing up.

01:13:01.000 Looking for a fight.

01:13:03.000 They just picked a fight.

01:13:06.000 And I'm sure police procedure says when you're in a riot situation and someone starts being provocative, that is the linchpin that is going to start a major riot.

01:13:14.000 So put out that fire.

01:13:15.000 Nip it in the bud.

01:13:18.000 Excessive force.

01:13:20.000 They were just peaceably assembling.

01:13:22.000 Turn up.

01:13:27.000 What the fuck?

01:13:28.000 I got exactly what I asked for.

01:13:32.000 It's genuinely impossible to overstate how enraging that is.

01:13:36.000 They're protesting excessive force by police, and the police just start pepper spraying them like it's fucking sunscreen.

01:13:42.000 And that's just one of hundreds and hundreds of videos.

01:13:45.000 And we're taping this Saturday morning.

01:13:46.000 Who knows what was happening?

01:13:47.000 Just pause.

01:13:48.000 You know what's really going on here?

01:13:49.000 Like they talk about how blacks are one in a thousand blacks are likely to be killed by police.

01:13:54.000 Yes, that's true.

01:13:55.000 But when you just sit on your ass and Google and look at videos from your living room in Midtown, John, you don't realize that a large percentage of blacks are involved in very dangerous criminal activity.

01:14:10.000 Nine unarmed blacks are shot by police.

01:14:12.000 All the other blacks who were shot by police were carrying guns and they were involved in crimes.

01:14:18.000 You know how many fucking cops get killed by police?

01:14:22.000 What is this?

01:14:23.000 Black men make up roughly half of all murderers and 40% of cop killers, yet account for only 24% of those killed by police.

01:14:33.000 Seems to indicate that police are going easy on them.

01:14:39.000 Is that graph there?

01:14:41.000 Look at this.

01:14:41.000 Matt Palumbo was helping me out with this.

01:14:43.000 Jason Riley wrote, in 2016, African-American Harvard economist Ronald Fryer released a study of racial differences in police force and police use of deadly force.

01:14:54.000 To his surprise, he found no evidence of bias in police shootings.

01:14:59.000 His conclusions have been echoed by researchers at the University of Maryland and Michigan State University, who in a paper released last year wrote, we didn't find evidence for anti-black or anti-Hispanic disparity in police use of force across all shootings, and if anything, found anti-white disparities when controlling for race-specific crime.

01:15:24.000 And, Matt pointed out, that shooting of unarmed blacks has gone down drastically in the past five years.

01:15:31.000 It's gone down 75%.

01:15:38.000 And by the way, the stop and frisk shit, I assume he's going to have to get to.

01:15:43.000 Bloomberg made the mistake of telling the truth.

01:15:46.000 And he said, we actually looked into the data on these stop and frisks, and we discovered that as they're represented in the crime stats, they get frisked about the same.

01:15:59.000 But I think more importantly, they actually discovered that whites get stopped and frisked more than they're represented in the crime stats.

01:16:06.000 See, just the race and the number doesn't mean anything.

01:16:08.000 You have to take into account what they're doing.

01:16:11.000 Yes, trannies die at an alarming rate.

01:16:14.000 They're also drug addicts who fuck gangbangers.

01:16:17.000 Show those stats?

01:16:19.000 So this is the victim and the suspect and the arrestee.

01:16:23.000 And you see that it all pretty much evens out.

01:16:31.000 Look at the American Indians.

01:16:33.000 0%.

01:16:35.000 So 55% of the time the victims are black.

01:16:38.000 61% of that time that suspect is black.

01:16:41.000 And he gets arrested 54% of the time.

01:16:44.000 All right, go back to John.

01:16:46.000 Boy, we're really creeping through this John Oliver video.

01:16:49.000 ...by Sunday night.

01:16:50.000 Maybe they'll be using grenades, even as the New York Times weighs in with an op-ed titled "Why We Need to Bring Hitler Back to Life as a Robot Right Now." They just think it's valuable that you read that point of view.

01:17:01.000 I mean, they didn't, but they think that you really should.

01:17:05.000 And look, by the way, you know what he's talking about there?

01:17:07.000 No.

01:17:07.000 Senator Tom Cotton did an op-ed in the New York Times, and he dared to defend police.

01:17:14.000 This is in a sea.

01:17:15.000 The New York Times is a sea of shitting on cops, shitting on cops, shitting on cops.

01:17:22.000 Is he black?

01:17:24.000 Maybe just look.

01:17:25.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

01:17:25.000 It's not Tom Cotton.

01:17:28.000 Yeah.

01:17:28.000 So he did an op-ed that he said, send in the troops.

01:17:32.000 The police can't handle this.

01:17:33.000 This is rioting.

01:17:34.000 We need the National Guard, which is just a fact.

01:17:37.000 And the New York Times was eviscerated for daring to have this.

01:17:41.000 And as we see, John Oliver decided to change this story into, we need a robotic Hitler, because that's funny.

01:17:47.000 It's always funny to throw Hitler into your argument.

01:17:52.000 That's how the left sees things.

01:17:53.000 So if a left-wing newspaper has one conservative viewpoint once, then it's Hitler.

01:18:00.000 Isn't it distracting how my shirt and my hands are the same color?

01:18:04.000 That is a little freaky.

01:18:05.000 It's weird.

01:18:07.000 We're not white.

01:18:08.000 We're pink.

01:18:09.000 Pink lives matter.

01:18:12.000 People would think that I mean gays, and I go, no, look at me.

01:18:15.000 I'm pink.

01:18:16.000 I'm pink.

01:18:18.000 The musician.

01:18:20.000 I Was sitting at home shocked by the scenes of police brutality?

01:18:23.000 I get it.

01:18:24.000 I'm white too.

01:18:25.000 But it's worth remembering, that's the tip of a very large iceberg.

01:18:28.000 Oh, really?

01:18:29.000 It didn't start this week or with this president, and it always disproportionately falls on black communities.

01:18:35.000 Because here are some hard facts.

01:18:37.000 Okay, Minneapolis, where George Floyd was murdered, police use force against black people at seven times the rate of white.

01:18:46.000 Hey, John, what are said black people doing?

01:18:50.000 What are the white people doing?

01:18:53.000 7% of the population, 50% of the violent crime.

01:18:58.000 Seven times more sounds actually good.

01:19:00.000 That sounds like it's less than the represented in the crime stats.

01:19:06.000 So that's a bullshit fact.

01:19:10.000 Keep going.

01:19:12.000 Black Americans are two and a half times more likely than whites to be killed by police.

01:19:16.000 Because they're more involved in crime.

01:19:19.000 We have this.

01:19:20.000 Remember, African-American economist Ronald Fryer analyzed this and saw no bias.

01:19:28.000 Keep going.

01:19:32.000 One in every thousand black men can expect to be killed by police.

01:19:37.000 Pause.

01:19:37.000 That is true.

01:19:39.000 That is a fact.

01:19:40.000 He's right.

01:19:41.000 But why?

01:19:42.000 What are the black people doing in those situations?

01:19:45.000 You know, I stumbled upon this because I was watching that, I've told you this a million times, but that Alicia Keys thing where she goes killed for having a traffic light, for having an indicator light out.

01:19:57.000 And I thought, I'm just going to start looking these up because they give you this big pile of names and they go, look at all the dead black people.

01:20:03.000 And you go, fuck.

01:20:05.000 But then I started just randomly selecting names and I would read up on the case, which by the way, you got to plow through a lot of bias.

01:20:13.000 You got to get through HuffPo, New York Times.

01:20:15.000 Eventually you get to a site and you go, oh, she slapped the cop in the face and said, kill me, kill me, 13 times.

01:20:22.000 And then she reached for his gun.

01:20:24.000 Oh, she was unarmed.

01:20:27.000 That's true.

01:20:28.000 But she didn't want to be.

01:20:30.000 Okay, go back.

01:20:34.000 If you're black in America, I can't even begin to imagine how scared, angry, and exhausted you must feel.

01:20:40.000 Not only that.

01:20:42.000 He's taking blacks who behave badly and lumping them in with all other blacks.

01:20:47.000 Hey, black people who have a job.

01:20:50.000 Hey, bus driver.

01:20:51.000 Hey, nuclear physicist.

01:20:53.000 Hey, mathematician.

01:20:55.000 Hey, garbage man.

01:20:56.000 If you are following the law, there is no chance of you getting killed by cops.

01:21:01.000 Cops are not going to shoot you because they think you look like a suspect.

01:21:05.000 You have a yellow vest on, you're doing sanitation, you're good.

01:21:09.000 I know you read about a lot of dead black guys.

01:21:11.000 They were up to no good.

01:21:13.000 Do you understand the difference here?

01:21:15.000 We are brain, this is racist.

01:21:18.000 We are brainwashing black Americans into thinking they can get shot going to get groceries.

01:21:22.000 And remember, she was wearing a Motley Cruise shirt.

01:21:25.000 We used to show this clip a lot.

01:21:26.000 It was at the Dallas protest.

01:21:27.000 Don't look for it.

01:21:28.000 You'll never find.

01:21:29.000 And she was saying, I could get shot going to the grocery store, just going to get something to eat.

01:21:35.000 I could get shot.

01:21:36.000 No.

01:21:37.000 Maybe in the hood, you might get an accidental fire from a drive-by.

01:21:43.000 But no.

01:21:44.000 I can't believe I have to say this.

01:21:45.000 Cops are not hunting black people for sport.

01:21:48.000 And yes, one in a thousand blacks are murdered by police.

01:21:51.000 That's because a lot of blacks are involved in a lot of crime.

01:21:55.000 John, you have a pretty major hole in your story.

01:22:02.000 Heather McDonald is great, by the way.

01:22:04.000 Oh, that's the book I was remembering.

01:22:05.000 Fuck.

01:22:06.000 Woohoo!

01:22:07.000 I thought, I gotta remember to buy and read this book.

01:22:09.000 What is it called?

01:22:10.000 This was in 2017.

01:22:12.000 I know.

01:22:12.000 She did a great book about police brutality and all the stats behind it.

01:22:16.000 I think it's her most recent book.

01:22:21.000 War on Cops?

01:22:22.000 Yeah.

01:22:23.000 That's my next read.

01:22:25.000 Isn't it funny, by the way, in New York City, if I was seen reading that book, that is a provocation.

01:22:33.000 One time someone was reading my book, Death of Cool, in class, and there's a picture of it in it, of me when I was singing for that punk band Anal Chinook, and I had a swastika on my chest that was crossed out.

01:22:45.000 Nazi skinhands were a big problem back then.

01:22:48.000 And the teacher said, put that book away.

01:22:50.000 It's triggering me.

01:22:51.000 I don't like to see the swastika.

01:22:53.000 And the kid goes, but it's crossed out, and we're doing reading time, and you're allowed to choose what you read.

01:22:57.000 Not that.

01:22:59.000 Okay.

01:23:01.000 All right, let's see if we can handle a little bit more, John.

01:23:03.000 And this week's terrible budget.

01:23:04.000 Constantly.

01:23:05.000 Medical groups say police violence against black and brown Americans is just one of many physical and psychological factors that make racism a serious public health issue.

01:23:13.000 And look, clearly, the police are just one part of a much larger system of racial inequality.

01:23:20.000 But for tonight, we are going to focus primarily on them and try to address three basic questions.

01:23:25.000 the fuck we got to this point what the obstacles to reform have been and what we can do going forward and let's start by just acknowledging that the police have long enjoyed and exited can The basketball equality in this country is deplorable.

01:23:47.000 It's wrong.

01:23:47.000 I don't know how the fuck we got here, but we need to change it.

01:23:52.000 We need shorter people in the NBA.

01:23:54.000 Also, the Fields Medal is the most prestigious award in mathematics.

01:24:00.000 Yet, blacks, I don't think, have ever received a Fields Medal.

01:24:05.000 That has to change.

01:24:06.000 That is your fault.

01:24:07.000 You need to sit on your ass, look at videos, and Google stuff.

01:24:14.000 This is unfair.

01:24:15.000 This is wrong.

01:24:16.000 You're looking at systemic basketball racism.

01:24:22.000 It has to change.

01:24:23.000 It has to change.

01:24:25.000 Exalted role in American society.

01:24:28.000 In pop culture, they're the heroes Of beloved movies and TV shows like Cranky Gun Grandpa and Cocaine Cops Who Fuck and Manic Bigot and his one black friend.

01:24:38.000 America loves nothing more than a renegade cop who doesn't play by the rules.

01:24:42.000 But of course, the reality of that.

01:24:44.000 Yeah, you know why?

01:24:46.000 Because we see all these cops hampered by red tape and it depresses us.

01:24:50.000 We see that Mexican illegal immigrant who shot that woman in the head for sport get away with it.

01:24:56.000 We see immigrants get illegal immigrants who commit crimes get deported and then return time and time again.

01:25:02.000 We see criminals literally get away with murder and it frustrates us.

01:25:06.000 So when it's time to relax, we watch a movie like Dirty Harry.

01:25:10.000 Dirty Harry, by the way, which I just watched, Grandpa Grumpy Fuck the other day.

01:25:15.000 And he was trying to protect a guy who was out to kill gays and N-words.

01:25:21.000 But he didn't go by the rules.

01:25:23.000 Yeah, that's why he killed about five people who just robbed a bank and we're trying to kill him.

01:25:29.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:25:33.000 Policing is and has always been a Mel Gibson, what's his name, Sammy Glover, whatever his name is.

01:25:40.000 Danny Glover.

01:25:42.000 So that's a movie where we gave you a black cop and a white cop and made them friends and you call it racist asshole with his one black friend.

01:25:48.000 Like we can't even show you diversity without you calling it racist.

01:25:54.000 Different.

01:25:55.000 And it might be worth going through some of the history here because it's important to understand how deeply policing in this country is.

01:26:01.000 It's important to drag slavery into everything, even though that was hundreds of years ago and we had an American Holocaust stopping it.

01:26:09.000 620,000 men back then was the equivalent of 5 million today.

01:26:13.000 So we lost 5 million men, mostly white males, stopping slavery.

01:26:17.000 But somehow you managed to leapfrog over that major accomplishment, major fight for justice, and just sort of drag slavery through all those dead bodies and into the present day.

01:26:31.000 So frustrating when I see my daughter's homework and it's fucking Jim Crow and slavery and American Indians.

01:26:40.000 Entangled with white supremacy.

01:26:42.000 And I know you might be thinking, well, join the club policing.

01:26:45.000 This is America.

01:26:46.000 The only institution not deeply entangled with the history of white supremacy is Olive Garden.

01:26:50.000 And that's only because it's always been a powerful symbol of white inferiority.

01:26:55.000 But the police have not just been incidentally.

01:26:57.000 Do you love a black person to make a joke like that?

01:27:00.000 Yo, the only place you don't see anti-white bullshit is Popeyes.

01:27:04.000 And that's because it's an example of black inferiority.

01:27:06.000 Red Lobster.

01:27:08.000 Our annual visit to Red Lobster.

01:27:10.000 If a black person made that joke, everyone in the audience would go, fuck you, I like Popeyes.

01:27:16.000 Not one black person would go, I know, we so trashy sometimes.

01:27:19.000 They hear Popeyes and they're like, I'll eat your ass.

01:27:24.000 And they will eat it.

01:27:25.000 Over and over and over.

01:27:27.000 Yeah, yeah, we know.

01:27:28.000 All right.

01:27:29.000 Tainted.

01:27:30.000 Tiny bit more.

01:27:30.000 For much of U.S. history, law enforcement meant enforcing laws that were explicitly designed to subjugate black people.

01:27:38.000 Some of America's first law enforcement units were the slave patrols tasked with capturing.

01:27:43.000 Just pause.

01:27:44.000 That is the icing on the cake.

01:27:47.000 So because there were slave patrols in early America, that's why we have cops today.

01:27:52.000 What about all the cops in every other city in the entire world?

01:27:56.000 100% of the world has cops.

01:28:00.000 But our cops are linked to slavery somehow.

01:28:03.000 I don't know if I can do this every fucking day.

01:28:05.000 Okay, mark the time in case I get some sort of new level of tolerance.

01:28:13.000 And I'm going to cheat now and jump to the end because I heard he cries at the end.

01:28:17.000 Oh, yeah, I do want to see that.

01:28:18.000 All right, let's see.

01:28:19.000 So we may never return to this because this is like shooting fish in a barrel.

01:28:23.000 But jump ahead.

01:28:25.000 What are you doing?

01:28:26.000 I was going to look for somebody time coding.

01:28:27.000 No, no, no.

01:28:28.000 We can just skip around.

01:28:29.000 You'll be able to tell.

01:28:32.000 It'll be like the last 10%.

01:28:36.000 A little refresh now.

01:28:39.000 We lose internet.

01:28:40.000 We should do a montage of crocodile tears.

01:28:42.000 We've got the mayor of Philadelphia bawling.

01:28:45.000 We have Chris Cuomo, who is literally going.

01:28:49.000 He was making a sad cartoon cat face.

01:28:52.000 Oh, I'm sad.

01:28:54.000 And we're about to get John Oliver, assuming there's no problems.

01:28:57.000 We're having some buffering issues, are we?

01:28:59.000 Internet problems.

01:29:00.000 Are we online?

01:29:05.000 I'm online.

01:29:08.000 Uh-oh, we have to fill time now while we wait to see John Oliver cry.

01:29:12.000 Why are you offline if I'm online?

01:29:19.000 Alright, this is getting embarrassing.

01:29:22.000 Let me just make double shit.

01:29:27.000 Click on this.

01:29:28.000 Shit, I haven't updated my YouTube in a long-ass time.

01:29:32.000 Yeah, I'm online cooking in arts.

01:29:35.000 Maybe if you just research it.

01:29:37.000 Yeah, I did it in a different tab.

01:29:38.000 Here, I switched to the Wi-Fi.

01:29:41.000 There we go.

01:29:42.000 Because all week we've seen an even broader idea that's gaining momentum instead considering in excessive force complaints and some rebuilding of community trust.

01:29:54.000 And look, I'm not saying that it's been easy, perfect, or even that it would work everywhere, but it should expand our idea of what is possible.

01:30:03.000 One even broader idea that's gaining momentum right now is defunding the police.

01:30:08.000 Now, that's a phrase that I'm sorry for that.

01:30:10.000 It may sound acted upon.

01:30:13.000 Because it's going to be far too easy for nothing to meaningfully change here.

01:30:18.000 That is to feel better about the world.

01:30:20.000 To look at some broken, why the fuck do I give a shit about burning the fucking lucky that we're black people?

01:30:27.000 If he cries because of her, I'm going to laugh my head off because he would never hang out with that woman in a million years.

01:30:32.000 And if you put them in a room together, she go, so what's going on?

01:30:36.000 What you like a TV guy?

01:30:37.000 And he go, hello.

01:30:39.000 Uh, me, John.

01:30:41.000 Um, you like Mountain Dew?

01:30:45.000 Hello.

01:30:46.000 What?

01:30:46.000 Drinky?

01:30:47.000 Drink?

01:30:47.000 Ooh, here's sauce.

01:30:49.000 Saucy?

01:30:50.000 Saucy?

01:30:51.000 Are you a biggie or Tupac fan?

01:30:54.000 Because I'm more.

01:30:55.000 I love rap.

01:30:56.000 I used to listen to NWA.

01:30:58.000 Are you familiar with NWA?

01:31:01.000 Motherfucker got it bad because I'm brown.

01:31:03.000 I have many of the songs memorized.

01:31:06.000 Never should have been let out the penitentiary.

01:31:10.000 Oh, wait, why am I here?

01:31:12.000 I don't know.

01:31:12.000 Let's see her.

01:31:13.000 Let's see him cry.

01:31:19.000 That's our show.

01:31:20.000 Thanks for watching.

01:31:21.000 Good night.

01:31:22.000 Okay, wait, wait.

01:31:23.000 That can't be.

01:31:24.000 How about appropriating someone else's voice?

01:31:28.000 I couldn't have said it better than her.

01:31:31.000 So now I'm going to let her have the last word tonight.

01:31:34.000 How brave.

01:31:35.000 Thanks, John.

01:31:36.000 By the way, you're right, though, because at that NYU thing, me versus the Antifa guy, like the guy that pointed me out as Antifa, he was like, say Black Lives Matter.

01:31:44.000 I was like, all right, Black Lives Matter.

01:31:46.000 That's fine.

01:31:47.000 And then he points to this black woman holding a sign.

01:31:50.000 He's like, this guy's a proud boy.

01:31:53.000 He's a whatever.

01:31:54.000 And then she's like, shut the fuck up.

01:31:56.000 Yeah.

01:31:57.000 It was so funny.

01:31:58.000 I was like, haha.

01:31:59.000 She doesn't like you.

01:32:00.000 They're not your friends.

01:32:02.000 It was so funny.

01:32:02.000 As well as colossus.

01:32:04.000 He's not your brother.

01:32:07.000 He wanted her to be his pet so bad.

01:32:10.000 Look, get him.

01:32:10.000 Yeah.

01:32:12.000 Found one for you.

01:32:13.000 Let's see if this is.

01:32:14.000 I don't think he's going to cry.

01:32:15.000 Not directly.

01:32:16.000 Sorry, impacted by it.

01:32:17.000 It is tempting to look for a reason to inaction.

01:32:21.000 We're in the same shit now that we were in back then.

01:32:25.000 Rather.

01:32:26.000 If you're not directly.

01:32:27.000 Who's we there?

01:32:28.000 Sky.

01:32:29.000 I mean, uh, Brittie Boy.

01:32:31.000 Impacted by it.

01:32:32.000 It is tempting to look for a reason to feel better about the world, to look at some cops kneeling and think, oh, well, we just need more of that.

01:32:38.000 Told you not to kneel.

01:32:39.000 But we need so much more than that.

01:32:42.000 Because ours is a firmly entrenched system in which the roots of white supremacy run deep.

01:32:49.000 And it is critical that we all grab a fucking shovel.

01:32:53.000 To do anything less would be absolutely unforgivable.

01:32:56.000 Okay.

01:32:57.000 And actually, to that point, there is one person I saw this week whose words have been.

01:33:01.000 We're talking about my arms.

01:33:02.000 I was looking at videos.

01:33:04.000 And I saw one of the videos.

01:33:05.000 You saw Chelsea Handler's Instagram where a girl has also been watching videos.

01:33:10.000 We owe it to our black brothers and sisters not to actually live near them or have them in our schools or associate with them, but to watch videos on our iPads, in our living rooms, in our PJs, or maybe sweatpants after a Netflix bender.

01:33:25.000 We owe it to ourselves.

01:33:27.000 And luckily, Netflix is full of this propaganda.

01:33:30.000 So you can actually simultaneously go on a Netflix binge and raise awareness.

01:33:36.000 Watch the Central Park 5 documentary, I mean, drama called When They See Us.

01:33:41.000 Watch hidden figures that pretends that black women sent us to the moon.

01:33:46.000 Watch all these other black movies that propagate total and utter bullshit.

01:33:53.000 You're the fucking loser.

01:33:54.000 All right, this is a very long show.

01:33:56.000 Let's just briefly check in.

01:33:58.000 I'm going to let her have the last word tonight.

01:33:59.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:34:07.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:34:12.000 Let me touch it.

01:34:16.000 Uh-oh.

01:34:17.000 Oh, good.

01:34:19.000 This is from Ben.

01:34:20.000 Pelosi's photo op turned into a life alert commercial real quick.

01:34:25.000 And then he shows us, I assume this is the Doom cult.

01:34:30.000 Did someone fall?

01:34:36.000 Oh, I'm falling and I can't get up.

01:34:40.000 Because the heels.

01:34:40.000 No, no, no, because you're dusty knees.

01:34:46.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, I tried sending John and Max some memes via JPEG and a bit of cash to help out.

01:34:51.000 I believe the cash went through, but the email memes I sent to John were rejected within less than an hour of me having sent them.

01:34:56.000 I sent them at 1 a.m. because I was up late.

01:34:57.000 What are the chances someone was up at a corrections facility approving and rejecting emails at 1 in the morning?

01:35:02.000 Does John have some automatic borrowing communications?

01:35:04.000 No, because I sent him pictures of Fred Perry's and Antifa logos for that drawing that we're going to be auctioning off.

01:35:12.000 So he does get pictures.

01:35:13.000 I checked on some directives New York has for communication with them meets.

01:35:16.000 The only thing I could think I could have caused rejection otherwise would be if they found the memes obscene or my bringing that BLM cured COVID because it apparently isn't a DNC talking point.

01:35:26.000 What do you think, Veronica?

01:35:28.000 I bet it was you saying BLM cured COVID because they saw that as racism and they have John and Max listed as members of a hate group, which the corrections officers don't believe, but I think some of the bureaucrats in the prison do.

01:35:42.000 They brought them in for questioning.

01:35:44.000 Blake has sent this in by the time we started the show.

01:35:48.000 I'm totally confused by these.

01:35:50.000 Me too.

01:35:51.000 And I feel dumb.

01:35:52.000 I feel like a- Because if it's a joke, you have to have something funnier.

01:35:54.000 For example, I text the guy from Parlor, the guy who started Parlor, John Matzy, and I go, dude, you are going to be so fucking rich.

01:36:03.000 In five years, you are going to get an offer that's in the hundreds of millions.

01:36:08.000 You're going to say no.

01:36:09.000 Two years later, you're going to get an offer for twice that.

01:36:12.000 So like $400 million.

01:36:14.000 Say yes to that because in 10 years, no one's going to use Parlor anymore.

01:36:20.000 And they'll be onto the new thing.

01:36:22.000 And then I started sending him all the stuff I want.

01:36:24.000 And it was, there's a Wes Lang Rolex that's one of the most beautiful things in the world.

01:36:30.000 If anyone out there wants to spend $80,000 on a watch for me, please do.

01:36:36.000 I don't even think it's available anymore, but it's like, it's got the Grim Reaper on it and stuff.

01:36:40.000 Oh, sure.

01:36:41.000 It's fucking beautiful.

01:36:43.000 No, that's not that.

01:36:43.000 That's the back.

01:36:44.000 Oh, that's the back.

01:36:45.000 Cool.

01:36:46.000 Yeah, so I sent him that.

01:36:48.000 A $60,000 to $80,000 watch.

01:36:50.000 I sent him a tricked-out new Range Rover, the Range Rover Discovery, which goes for about $100,000.

01:36:56.000 Now, those jokes are obvious.

01:36:58.000 And I also, I send him little details.

01:37:01.000 Like, I sent him this vintage Jaguar from the 80s I wanted.

01:37:05.000 And I was like, this picture is Forest Green, and I know that's the norm for Jags, but I don't like green.

01:37:10.000 I need it in black.

01:37:12.000 Obvious.

01:37:13.000 But when you send us your shoe size and a type of shoe, you're either not funny or retarded.

01:37:19.000 That is such a cool thing.

01:37:21.000 That is pretty nice.

01:37:22.000 My balls just tingled.

01:37:25.000 Like, fucking Eva Mendez once or having That, I would take that.

01:37:31.000 Sorry, Eva.

01:37:33.000 Ava, whatever your name is.

01:37:34.000 He's never going to forgive you.

01:37:37.000 Imagine she heard about that and was super pissed.

01:37:39.000 Right.

01:37:39.000 She called him to the show.

01:37:40.000 Hey, asshole.

01:37:41.000 Are you fucking kidding me?

01:37:43.000 I'm fucking Ryan Gosling.

01:37:45.000 Do you have a mirror in your house?

01:37:47.000 No, but I have a jaguar on my jaguar in my garage.

01:37:53.000 Hey, Gavinis and Rye, baby.

01:37:54.000 Thanks for being there in these troubling times.

01:37:55.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:37:56.000 I've noticed that the LSM has started to point out that more protest signs are now handwritten.

01:38:01.000 Way to influence them.

01:38:02.000 Plus, those kinds of signs are usually badly executed and rife with spelling errors.

01:38:07.000 Thank you for spelling that right.

01:38:08.000 Hence, hilarious.

01:38:09.000 Blue Lives Matter.

01:38:11.000 B-L-E-W, who spelled it.

01:38:13.000 Also, I see Ryan, I put this on my parlor.

01:38:15.000 Someone wrote, I can't breathe, and they spelled breathe, and it's behind the mayor as he does a talk.

01:38:20.000 B-R-E-A-T.

01:38:21.000 I can't breathe.

01:38:23.000 Also, I see.

01:38:25.000 Oh, okay.

01:38:25.000 That's what I said.

01:38:27.000 Also, I see Ryan is coming into his own and riffing a lot more with less fear of well-deserved reprisal.

01:38:34.000 Last night I dreamed of oush hips and woke up laughing with a boner hankering for some pelvic tilt.

01:38:41.000 Thanks for calling.

01:38:43.000 All right.

01:38:44.000 We got to do one more because we're out of time.

01:38:48.000 This is from Carrie.

01:38:48.000 New stupid theory.

01:38:50.000 Stupid.

01:38:51.000 How can I pronounce it?

01:38:52.000 That's a New Zealand theory.

01:38:52.000 I like the kookies.

01:38:54.000 New stupid theory.

01:38:55.000 Gary's mealbag is actually get off my lawn 10 years in the future after the deep state completely controls America and lobotomizes Gavin.

01:39:04.000 Gary looks like a disheveled older Gavin.

01:39:06.000 Any thoughts?

01:39:07.000 Sincerely, a 2030 re-education camp prison mate.

01:39:11.000 That's a funny observation.

01:39:12.000 Cute.

01:39:13.000 All right, let's get to the end of the show.

01:39:14.000 I gotta go.

01:39:16.000 They're saying this is yet again one of Gary's best, by the way.

01:39:21.000 What?

01:39:21.000 They were saying that this is Gary's best episode again.

01:39:24.000 That's what they said about the last one.

01:39:25.000 It's getting better and better.

01:39:26.000 I haven't even watched it yet.

01:39:28.000 It's good.

01:39:29.000 Does he mention sex?

01:39:29.000 Really?

01:39:31.000 He smokes a lot of cigarettes.

01:39:33.000 He mentioned sex a little bit because somebody wanted him to rate women.

01:39:37.000 No, not women.

01:39:38.000 Excuse me.

01:39:38.000 He wouldn't even know where to begin.

01:39:39.000 Men.

01:39:40.000 Rate men.

01:39:41.000 Uh-huh.

01:39:42.000 And it's a lot of fun.

01:39:44.000 A lot of viewer submissions via video.

01:39:46.000 Send those to Gary.

01:39:47.000 No, mail.

01:39:49.000 Wait, what is it?

01:39:49.000 Mailbag at censor.tv.

01:39:51.000 Subject Gary.

01:39:52.000 Yeah.

01:39:53.000 Mailbag at censored.tv subject Gary.

01:39:56.000 And we really enjoyed those live videos.

01:39:58.000 Even though you send like 60 megabyte files, try to keep them small, folks, but they don't need to be very big for TV.

01:40:04.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:40:06.000 I'd like to dedicate a few of these to the unbelievably gorgeous YouTuber, Sandy Pal.

01:40:17.000 Her stomach is hypnotizing.

01:40:22.000 Oh.

01:40:25.000 There ain't no reason you and me should be alone tonight.

01:40:29.000 Yeah, baby.

01:40:31.000 I'm going to watch Tucker.

01:40:33.000 There's no reason that you should take me home tonight.

01:40:38.000 No, thank you.

01:40:40.000 I need a man that can subscribe to it so long tonight.

01:40:44.000 Yeah, baby, tonight.

01:40:46.000 I always criticize women for doing normal things like aging, but maybe we don't show off that weird belly.

01:40:55.000 It gets weirder too.

01:40:56.000 Look at the next one.

01:40:59.000 These all have like 133 views.

01:41:05.000 By the way, I was so horny as a teenager and I couldn't find a woman with a libido.

01:41:10.000 Now that she's 60, she's ready to rock.

01:41:13.000 I'm married, bitch.

01:41:14.000 Where were you when I was 15?

01:41:15.000 Look at the weird little...

01:41:23.000 And if there's any six-year-old woman watching, I'm sorry to be criticizing, but you don't shove your belly in my face.

01:41:28.000 This woman is like showing it off.

01:41:32.000 Turn it up.

01:41:34.000 I've never heard these songs before.

01:41:36.000 First one was Lady Gaga.

01:41:37.000 Oh.

01:41:38.000 This one I don't know.

01:41:49.000 You can tell those tits hang low.

01:41:53.000 I am what I am.

01:41:56.000 I don't want praise.

01:41:58.000 I don't want pity.

01:42:00.000 Okay.

01:42:01.000 I bang my own drum.

01:42:03.000 Something gets snarled.

01:42:05.000 Further uploads are leading two children into her house with breadcrumbs.

01:42:11.000 Okay, let's watch the last one then.

01:42:14.000 Obviously, as John Oliver pointed out, we're living in a horrible racist time that is exactly the same as slavery and the 1930s.

01:42:23.000 And John doesn't have great solutions to stop systemic racism.

01:42:27.000 I do.

01:42:28.000 And that solution is art.

01:42:30.000 And here is Sandy Powell, our pal, performing Ebony and Ivory.

01:42:36.000 I'm using her tits.

01:42:38.000 Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony.

01:42:48.000 Side by side on my penalty board.

01:42:54.000 Oh, Lord, why don't we?

01:42:58.000 Because you're a freak?

01:43:02.000 I have babies, though.

01:43:03.000 Yeah.

01:43:04.000 Wearing two bras to make that happen.

01:43:06.000 I didn't know that I could not like tits.

01:43:09.000 It's nice to see how a gay man sees tits for a change.

01:43:13.000 Gary vision.

01:43:14.000 This is Gary vision.

01:43:18.000 Get fired.

01:43:19.000 Get in trouble.

01:43:19.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 09, 2020

S02E172 - THE DEATH CULT [2020-06-09 - S02E172 - THE DEATH CULT]

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