On this week's episode, the boys talk about Father's Day and the crazy things they've done to honor the day. They also talk about the recent death of an old friend of the crew, and some of the craziest things that have happened to them over the years.
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00:02:41.000No, but they had, the weather's not always sweet out there.
00:02:44.000So you need covers for the boats, covers for all the various speakers.
00:02:48.000Everything needs to be covered from the elements.
00:02:52.000So people would also ask him favors, like, hey, Tony, could you make me like a little fucking canvas thing that I can put over my outdoor speaker so I can listen to music when I'm swabbing the deck?
00:04:26.000I think he invited me because it's Father's Day and it's good to have kids around, to play with Patrick's kids and Joe's kids, but I don't like the way my kids behave there.
00:09:35.000Also in the news, the silly little front page, the first third of our newspaper, Mike the Cop quit, which he's a great cop YouTuber, Instagrammer guy.
00:09:58.000I mean, when you're told you can't use your gun if someone attacks you with a knife, like they're suggesting in Dallas, or you can't fight back, you can't shoot back if someone shoots at you with a taser.
00:10:36.000You're called Detective Shitty for a reason.
00:10:40.000Under the doctrine of qualified immunity, government officials performing discretionary functions are immune from civil suits unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated clearly established statutory or constitutional rights.
00:13:02.000For its staff through June 2019, about 6% of BLM's global network spending during those three fiscal years was in the form of grants to outside organizations, such as its independent affiliated groups, as statements show.
00:16:31.000She ended up, she's a medic for BLM Antifa, and she ended up having to be a medic to herself as she took a bullet for Africans Americans all over the countries.
00:17:39.000I want to talk about the way liberals see blacks and how incongruous they are, but I want to get to this rally first because the thing will lead to South Africa.
00:17:52.000So this is under the subject of Trump.
00:23:57.000Anyway, so the Tulsa rally was amazing because, oh shit, I don't know if this is in my links.
00:24:04.000It's funny how we say to the left, we don't want mail-in ballots because you guys tend to cheat and we will lose because you're amoral and we are Christians.
00:24:23.000And then AOC, I don't think I sent you this link, goes, I am so proud of the young people who fucked with this Tulsa rally by going on TikTok.
00:24:34.000Some fat, ugly bitch got a bunch of little kids to, using a Chinese app, got a bunch of kids to reserve seats, like 60,000 seats at this Trump rally.
00:25:03.000Actually, you just got rocked by teens on TikTok who flooded the Trump campaign with fake ticket reservations and tricked you into believing a million people wanted your white supremacist open mic enough to pack an arena during COVID.
00:25:17.000Oh, now she's worried about the COVID germs.
00:25:29.000That was perfect because it combined all of these things.
00:25:33.000And then they go, Trump campaign explanation for how 1 million ticket requests ended up with 12,000 inside the 19,000 capacity ADK center in Tulsa.
00:25:45.000And it's the Trump campaign saying, yeah, TikTok lied and not TikTok, but via TikTok, a bunch of kids sabotaged the event by doing fake things.
00:25:54.000And so David Goines up there seems to be saying, look at these pussies pretending that they were sabotaged.
00:26:00.000David Goines will never have to apologize for his gloating and getting it wrong.
00:27:40.000Plus, when somebody say they're going to go, a million people say they're going to go to something, you could be like, I think I'm going to sit this way out.
00:27:49.000That's why it's always dangerous to say we have this in the polls, it's going to be a landslide, because then people feel less ambitious to vote.
00:32:53.000And one of the greatest things he did was the impression of like the newscaster of like, oh, today, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:33:01.000He did like, when he does impersonations of like squares, it's hilarious.
00:35:44.000I talk to people all over this country, up and down, right and left.
00:35:48.000And by the way, if you wanted to know who was going to win the election, you talked to comedians and truckers because they were both traveling all over the place.
00:35:54.000And they'd see the Trump bumper stickers and the Trump lawn signs and they wouldn't see the Hillary bumper stickers or any Hillary lawn signs.
00:36:01.000And when they do travel, they blend in with the everyday folk.
00:36:05.000It's one of the few times you can ask a comedian a question and get an interesting answer.
00:36:11.000And, you know, and when they say things like domestic terrorists, white nationalists commit more terror than Muslims, and you just sit in your chair and you're like, no, that's not true.
00:36:23.000And when you hear that liberals love blacks so much, I look at, I'm around liberals, I'm around blacks.
00:36:29.000I see the way liberals talk to blacks.
00:37:29.000And then if you go down the first paragraph, you see that when whites will write a black person, they'll say things like, that made me sad.
00:37:39.000Or the other part of the book made me very happy.
00:37:42.000But when they talk to a white woman, they'll use melancholy and euphoric.
00:37:47.000In fact, I would argue that in both cases, they're being insincere.
00:37:50.000I think they're dumbing themselves down to speak to blacks, and they're smarting themselves up to talk to whites.
00:37:55.000I think most white women using the word euphoric, I'm a little dubious.
00:38:01.000You don't hear that word that much outside of pretentious emails.
00:38:07.000And this is why whenever they talk about diversity, they talk about restaurants because they see blacks as pets.
00:38:44.000And he says, fellow white people, if you talk about how your forefathers were systematically oppressed by the British Empire and thrown into death camps on the same day, we honor our systematically oppressed black brothers, then you're a fucking racist.
00:38:59.000Okay, so he's telling white people they're racist if they complain about the Boer War, which was a fucking genocide.
00:39:06.000The English murdered children, starved them to death on concentration camps, just like the Nazis did to the Jews.
00:40:32.000New York City Mayor de Blasio looks to South Africa for inspiration for new racial justice commission.
00:40:38.000We are naming a city commission, a racial, this is what they're naming it, a racial justice and reconciliation, just like the Truth and Reconciliation Commission in South Africa, His Honor said.
00:40:51.000That got to the whole impact that apartheid had on that society and then talked about everything and acted on everything that needed to be different.
00:40:59.000Well, that's what we are going to do here in New York City.
00:41:06.000If you are going to try to mirror the behavior in South Africa, you might want to talk to the dogs first.
00:42:42.000I mean, obviously, the reports we're getting here are a little confusing because the government there hides a lot of these details, hides these facts.
00:42:53.000All right, this is another bizarre one.
00:42:56.000These South Africans, they're all black in these cases, by the way.
00:43:01.000I'm sorry to get racial, but that is the pattern.
00:43:04.000They go over to this, they break into this farm, they get this dog, and they torture it for hours.
00:43:11.000They have sex with the dog, they peel its skin off, and then they start, with a power drill, they start just boring holes.
00:43:20.000They'll bore holes through the dog's foot into the ground and get away with it.
00:43:36.000We heard a little bit about eating dogs in China from that chick from Real Housewives, but I never hear people complaining about what they do to these poor, sad animals.
00:46:03.000Maybe that's why we haven't heard anything about it.
00:46:06.000Well, no one's going to give a shit now, but I guess I should just plow through it to correct the record.
00:46:11.000So the sobbing child, Amero Jose Viana, Portuguese descent.
00:46:15.000Sobbing child being forced to watch as his father, Tony Viana, 53, was tied up and assaulted with a Panga hunting knife and a golf club before his mother, Geraldine, was raped and then shot with the father's gun.
00:46:25.000His father was then also shot dead, and the family dog's stomach was cut open.
00:46:30.000Oh, so we might get people to care about that one because they cut open a dog at some point.
00:47:12.000Because puppies wouldn't know what was going on.
00:47:13.000During the ordeal, which lasted for about an hour and a half, the man repeatedly, violently, sexually assaulted the 28-year-old woman in front of her five-year-old son, according to Mr. Cameron, who arrived on the scene shortly after the attack.
00:47:24.000This is all making a lot more sense now.
00:47:26.000Like number four, it was a couple who was blowtorched for hours.
00:47:31.000And the woman survived, the man didn't.
00:47:33.000The pair were tied up, tortured with a blowtorch at the remote home, a farm 150 miles from Pretoria.
00:47:39.000Police said the horrific ordeal lasted several hours in which they suffered horrific wounds before they were later shot.
00:47:44.000Eventually, the three men bundled the married couple into their own pickup truck with plastic bags over their heads and tape around their necks.
00:47:50.000They were driven off before Sue, that's the woman, was shot twice in the head and Robert in the neck as the thugs dumped the couple by the roadside to die in a mountain pass.
00:47:59.000She had a plastic bag jammed down her throat, and Robert had a bag tied around his neck to strangle him.
00:48:04.000She had multiple fractures to her skull and gunshot wounds.
00:48:33.000I don't think there's an E at the end.
00:48:36.000Bedridden Alice Lauder, 76, and her daughter Helen, 57, were tortured to death over several hours, including being stabbed in the genitals with a broken glass bottle.
00:48:46.000One had one of her breasts removed while still alive.
00:48:49.000Kill the boar was painted on the wall in blood.
00:48:51.000They carved out her unborn baby from her womb where it promptly died.
00:49:00.000So why the fuck isn't anyone talking about this?
00:49:12.000You know, the fact that de Blasio can just say that, isn't it crazy?
00:49:17.000We're taking statues down because of their crimes.
00:49:20.000Yet in South Africa, we're having murder rates that are around 20,000.
00:49:26.000South Africa has a fifth of our population.
00:49:45.000And the fact that you can ignore all that and ignore the white farmers being slaughtered in unfathomably sadistic ways and say, we're going to take a page out of South Africa's book.
00:49:58.000Like, that's like us taking a page out of some Aryan Brotherhood.
00:50:05.000The Aryan, well, we saw that they survived well in prison when whites band together.
00:50:10.000So we're starting what the Aryan Brotherhood calls the Big House Boys.
00:50:15.000And we're going to be raising money to fucking mica rally to go.
00:50:21.000I mean, I can't even think of an analogy, and I don't want to use the old Nazi shit, but Africa is a failure.
00:50:55.000And I like how you're considered a racist if, like, did you see the idea of a 12-year-old boy boiling alive after watching his parents get raped and murdered, it makes me want to throw up and cry at the same time.
00:51:08.000And the fact that people go, it's not that bad.
00:52:22.000It's just raping all of the kids and the wife and then murdering them in front of the father who's tied up and then leaving him a gun so he can kill himself.
00:52:48.000They're like the Canadian Human Rights Council, except the Canadian Human Rights Council does something.
00:52:52.000It does something shitty and stupid, but at least it does something.
00:52:56.000This Truth and Reconciliation does nothing, which is perfect that de Blasio recommended it because he gave his wife $850 million to thrive.
00:54:42.000A few things that government officials in South Africa, so by the way, when you get data from South Africa and they go, actually, it's not a problem.
00:54:49.000According to South African data, that's all lies.
00:54:52.000So when you see 500 farm attacks, there was 1,000.
00:55:04.000But let me just give you a few examples here.
00:55:07.000Valafi Kumalo, a government official stated on Facebook in 2016, white people in South Africa deserve to be hacked and killed like Jews.
00:55:20.000Irk Holini, EFF leader Mampuru Mempuru, posted on Facebook in 2018, we need to unite as black people.
00:55:29.000There are less than 5 million whites in South Africa versus 45 million of us.
00:55:35.000We can kill all this white within two weeks.
00:55:40.000Like compare their politicians to ours.
00:55:42.000Kavanaugh, or what's his name, had Blackface, the Northern, whatever, the guy in Virginia, which we don't care about, but that's almost ruined his life.
00:55:54.000And these guys are saying, let's kill them like Jews, the way Hitler killed Jews.
00:56:02.000They have these white poverty camps where they just sit there because they can't work and die, which is exactly what the English did to them during the Boer Wars in the 1800s.
00:56:14.000And the fact that, like, it's one thing to think horrible shit like this, but to say it publicly and proudly on Facebook, like it ain't no fang, goes back to what I was saying about de Blasio, where he can just, he can say, I want to be like South Africa and it ain't no fang.
00:56:27.000Is that the white concentration camps?
00:56:47.000Major M. V. Mohala, a senior official in the South African National Defense Forces, said of the murder of a 76-year-old white professor, it is your turn now, white people.
00:56:58.000He should have had his eyes and tongue cut out so that the faces of his attackers would be the last thing he sees.
00:58:45.000The land is never, when they steal all the farms back, which they've been doing in droves, the farms die.
00:58:51.00080% of these farms that get stolen from white farmers and given to the government and given to black farmers, repatriation, it was never your farm, but whatever.
00:59:00.00080% of them become nothing, just wastelands.
00:59:03.000Sometimes they don't even use the house and just use it as a tarp because they're not used to living in that kind of a house.
00:59:09.000I've heard talk of people not using stairs because they weren't familiar with stairs.
00:59:12.000They were like tribesmen and never seen stairs before.
00:59:17.000But 10% of the farms become farms, but in that 10%, they're only subsistence farming, meaning you're growing a little bit of lettuce for you, like chaz.
00:59:32.000So 0% of these farms become the thriving farms they were under Boer rule.
00:59:37.000And I like to say Boer instead of white, because that's a crucial difference.
00:59:40.000You know, there's a lot of black people that are pissed off about this Marxist government.
00:59:44.000In fact, many say it's eight tribes that are about to go to war, and only one of them is white.
00:59:50.000We have Marxist blacks on this side, and we have enemies of the Marxist black tribes on this side.
01:02:02.000So what you really mean is we also don't allow any content that encourages hatred of another person or a group of people if they are non-white or not Trump supporters.
01:02:12.000You can attack blacks if they're black Trump supporters.
01:02:15.000We review educational, documentary, artistic, and scientific content on a case-by-case basis.
01:02:18.000Limited exceptions are made for content with sufficient and appropriate context and where the purpose of posting is clear.
01:04:20.000It actually takes the same amount of time as taking a shit.
01:04:22.000I've timed it myself to prove this theory.
01:04:24.000For someone who needs help setting up a new email address, call your fucking great-grandchildren over for supper and bribe them with cookies and ice cream.
01:04:30.000I'm sure little Danny, the smart whippersnapper, could figure out for good.
01:04:33.000I want to sodomize you with my stilettos on.
01:04:48.000I called in on Thursday via Discord at my call drop before I was able to ask my question, which is this.
01:04:52.000Gavin, with more and more people wanting you dead or in prison, do you ever worry about being able to defend your family if you're shithammered every night and have full-blown AIDS Every morning.
01:05:01.000Even at my drunkest or most hungover, I could kick the shit out of you.
01:05:06.000And the beauty of having a gigantic gun is I don't need to be a ninja to shoot.
01:08:32.000It's good for medical industry that wants more money.
01:08:36.000Hey, G-Doggin Honor, Father Say I want to share with you another piece of shitnip, like who got some random bird pregnant and ended up leaving her with the kid.
01:08:45.000Oh, I guess your father in this scenario was miserable.
01:08:47.000Oh, except in this case, he happened to knock up a white woman.
01:08:51.000So unlike your sidekick, this kid had a little bit of hope in attaining a normal childhood and was able to turn himself into a decent artist.
01:08:58.000I like this video a lot more knowing that Ryan and his dad could never make anything as good.
01:11:54.000Relayed to me by a Cambridge Physics PhD.
01:11:58.000At various points in history, particle physicists have proudly declared that they found the fundamental particle or group of particles, only to find later on that these particles are composed of other particles.
01:12:10.000In other words, they weren't fundamental.
01:12:12.000So what happens if you continue this process of subdivision as far as it can go?
01:12:19.000It's almost like God notices when we reckon we've got it all figured out and goes, check this out, motherfucker, as he throws down another layer of complexity.
01:12:27.000It's sort of like the opposite of the universe, right?
01:13:00.000Well, there's like this cut, this other type of, there's like science is two different things, the practical science and then like the theoretical physics and all stuff like that.
01:13:07.000Like physics says that nothing ever touches.
01:14:09.000In its historical and political application, the book is much more important.
01:14:13.000Wait, this is a letter from Marx to Engels.
01:14:16.000In its historical and political application, the book is much more important and copious than Darwin.
01:14:21.000For certain questions, such as nationality, etc., a natural basis is found only in this work.
01:14:28.000For example, the author corrects the Pole Dzynski, whose findings in regard to the geological differences between Russia and the West, Slavs, he generally confirms, that contrary to the Pole's belief, the Russians are not only not Slavs, but rather Tartars, etc.
01:14:45.000But also that on the existing soil formation of Russia, the Slavs became Tartarized and Mongolized, just as he, he's been in Africa for a long time, proves the common Negro type is only a degeneration of a much higher one.
01:14:59.000So Slavs are degraded Russians, and that justified using them as slaves?
01:15:06.000It is now completely clear to me that he, as is proved by his cranial formation and curly hair, descends from the Negroes who had joined Moses' exodus from Egypt, assuming his mother or grandmother on the paternal side had not interbred with a nigger.
01:15:22.000Now this union of Judaism and Germanism with the basic Negro substance must produce a peculiar product.
01:15:28.000The obtrusiveness of the fellow is also nigger-like.
01:15:31.000In English, I don't know what they're talking about.
01:15:35.000I would like BLM to see these racist Marxist quote.
01:17:18.000Ryan's talking about a shark tank we always want to do where I go in and I sell a helmet with lights, but they can't tell if I'm saying lights with a T or lice like the bugs.
01:17:29.000And then eventually they go, if it's lice like the bugs, I'm out.
01:17:33.000But if it's lights, well, then I'm interested to see.
01:17:36.000And then you look here, or they put the helmet on and it has lights.