Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E186 - FIGHT NIGHT [2020-07-13 - S02E186

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn I'm from free on a Saturday morning from the pedal to the floor, heading north on Mills Avenue, listen to the engine roar.

00:00:43.000 I'm going to go.

00:00:50.000 That's the Mountain Goats.

00:00:53.000 Very NPR lefty band that I'm sure would hate my guts and Trump's guts, but they make some good tunes.

00:01:00.000 Very ugly band, which is kind of cool.

00:01:06.000 You don't really see ugly people in pop music since MTV, actually.

00:01:11.000 Back when I was a boy, you could be ugly and be a rocker like Elton John or a Steve Miller band.

00:01:19.000 No one knows what Steve Miller looks like.

00:01:21.000 His album was just a horse with lightning bolts on it and stuff.

00:01:24.000 And you went, I don't care what he looks like.

00:01:25.000 I'm not a fag.

00:01:28.000 But now you have to be gorgeous.

00:01:29.000 And this guy is not.

00:01:31.000 His eyes are about a centimeter apart.

00:01:38.000 Imagine hearing him talk about Trump.

00:01:40.000 We should kill him.

00:01:43.000 Just skin him alive.

00:01:44.000 I would do it myself.

00:01:47.000 I can't hear it.

00:01:51.000 We're going to make it through this year of the children.

00:01:52.000 We're going to make it through this year of the children.

00:02:02.000 That did not change anything at all.

00:02:07.000 I played video games in a drunken haze.

00:02:10.000 I was 17 years young.

00:02:13.000 You know what they remind me of?

00:02:15.000 Is the hold steady.

00:02:16.000 You know them?

00:02:17.000 You don't have any taste in music.

00:02:19.000 You like the worst shit imaginable.

00:02:21.000 Sorry, they're not Creed.

00:02:23.000 I do like Creed.

00:02:24.000 You do?

00:02:25.000 I can't even make jokes with this guy.

00:02:25.000 Yeah.

00:02:27.000 They got good songs.

00:02:28.000 I can't exaggerate.

00:02:29.000 Oh, Creed's that good.

00:02:30.000 Ooh, Creed.

00:02:30.000 That's good.

00:02:31.000 Touche.

00:02:32.000 That was a great point.

00:02:33.000 That's so hack.

00:02:34.000 Yeah.

00:02:35.000 To think that Creed is bad.

00:02:36.000 I know.

00:02:37.000 I made a very easy joke because I thought we'd get away with it.

00:02:40.000 Nickelback.

00:02:41.000 Yeah, you probably like Nickelback.

00:02:42.000 Yes, they have good songs.

00:02:44.000 I don't care what the world says.

00:02:45.000 I like them.

00:02:49.000 This is called a good band, right?

00:02:51.000 I like this stuff too.

00:02:52.000 I just like more stuff than you.

00:02:56.000 See Ugly Rock.

00:02:58.000 It's one of my favorite kinds of music.

00:03:02.000 Was ACDC ugly run?

00:03:03.000 Is that Ezra Levant?

00:03:08.000 We're playing at the Mercury Lounge next Friday.

00:03:11.000 Look, even the guy on the keyboard is ugly and bald.

00:03:27.000 Very Oosker-Doo-ish.

00:03:29.000 Are they American?

00:03:32.000 Now hold steady or American.

00:03:34.000 You should only listen to KEXP and just sort of flush your body of all this crap that's in there.

00:03:40.000 I can't.

00:03:41.000 Like, Tool suck.

00:03:43.000 I don't listen to Tool.

00:03:44.000 Well, that wouldn't be a surprise.

00:03:46.000 I'm open to it.

00:03:47.000 You like Steve...

00:03:49.000 Steve Winwood.

00:03:50.000 Stevie Ray Vaughn.

00:03:51.000 Yeah.

00:03:52.000 Well, no, really only one song, Crossfire, because it's got that cool ass riff.

00:03:56.000 Imagine, folks at home, imagine you liked Stevie Ray Vaughn.

00:04:01.000 Are you kidding me?

00:04:02.000 As a guitar player.

00:04:03.000 As his hat and his scarves.

00:04:05.000 Like, imagine having a Stevie Ray Vaughn shirt.

00:04:07.000 Two minutes ago, you just said, I don't care what he looks like.

00:04:09.000 What am I gay?

00:04:10.000 And now it's about his hat and his scarves.

00:04:13.000 Yeah, because that sums up.

00:04:14.000 I'm not talking about his bone structure.

00:04:16.000 I'm talking about his vibe, which is super lame Jimi Hendrix wannabe.

00:04:22.000 No, no, no, no.

00:04:22.000 He sounds different for sure.

00:04:24.000 No, his look is like total Jimmy.

00:04:29.000 Can't stand the weather.

00:04:30.000 Doonoon dance.

00:04:32.000 Oh, he loves that Louisiana bayou jazz blues.

00:04:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:38.000 Give him them blues.

00:04:40.000 You know, don't play that on my show.

00:04:40.000 That tone.

00:04:42.000 I don't want that in my canon.

00:04:46.000 Looks like JB.

00:04:47.000 Five years ago, Sandra Bland was murdered.

00:04:50.000 Black on black crime.

00:04:51.000 She was murdered by a woman named Sandra Bland who put a rope around her neck or something and hanged her in her cell.

00:04:58.000 And it's weird how BLM gets to use these terrible cases.

00:05:03.000 Like with this Trayvon and all these egregious cases where it was self-defense or suicide or death by cop, where you go to reach for a cop's gun, I mean, you're asking to be shot.

00:05:16.000 But people go, well, why is Sandra Bland on your little video montage of victims?

00:05:21.000 And they go, well, some suspect foul play.

00:05:25.000 What?

00:05:26.000 You mean that's the crime of the century, by the way, if cops are hanging blacks in their cells.

00:05:32.000 Like, that's international news with justified riots on the streets.

00:05:37.000 So a cop went into her cell as she's screaming hysterically, there's no video footage of this, no witnesses, ties something around her neck and then hangs her in her cell as she's flailing in her cell.

00:05:49.000 Eventually she chokes herself, chokes out.

00:05:52.000 Really?

00:05:52.000 Do you really believe that?

00:05:54.000 Because that's a crazy world you live in.

00:05:57.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:06:02.000 That's a great debut.

00:06:03.000 That's a great launch up.

00:06:06.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:06:09.000 The camera work is like Spiel's Bergie.

00:06:11.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:06:16.000 My kids love the office.

00:06:18.000 Hate the UK office.

00:06:19.000 Hate its guts.

00:06:22.000 It's less colorful, I've noticed.

00:06:24.000 I saw the movie Eurovision on Netflix last night.

00:06:27.000 I think it's supposed to make fun of how corny European white people are.

00:06:31.000 And I don't know.

00:06:33.000 I watched it and I went, wow, it seems great.

00:06:36.000 Especially now in New York City.

00:06:39.000 Like, no one's on fire.

00:06:41.000 No one got shot in the face.

00:06:43.000 There's no all cops are bastard written everywhere.

00:06:47.000 It seems beautiful.

00:06:48.000 Yes, Icelandic people are not the coolest people in the world.

00:06:53.000 Sure, Europeans can be a teensy bit corny at times.

00:06:56.000 Oh, you naughty boy.

00:07:03.000 That's it all.

00:07:05.000 You look like a fleshy disco ball.

00:07:09.000 Like Kevin Swain.

00:07:11.000 Kevin Swain Visionary, the best.

00:07:13.000 Or the Jean-John Swede and Killer Dance Move.

00:07:17.000 We like champagne.

00:07:20.000 More top glasses.

00:07:22.000 Okay, you get the idea.

00:07:24.000 Anyway, it's a pretty funny movie.

00:07:26.000 It's pretty good.

00:07:27.000 It's good.

00:07:28.000 But the problem with Netflix now is you go, okay, what's the agenda here?

00:07:31.000 What are you trying to say?

00:07:32.000 There's always an agenda.

00:07:33.000 And I've noticed it really in the past six months.

00:07:35.000 It's gotten a fuck ton worse.

00:07:38.000 Milo says that his life has vastly improved since he canceled Netflix.

00:07:42.000 Speaking of Milo, so he doesn't do Friday Night's All Right.

00:07:46.000 And then he decides, I know what I'll do.

00:07:48.000 I'll interview Laura Loomer about being deplatformed.

00:07:52.000 You mean like I did?

00:07:54.000 That was the first episode of Loomered, was me interviewing her.

00:07:59.000 And then I look at it and I go, this is blurry.

00:08:03.000 Which is, you've got a cold or allergies.

00:08:05.000 Quality.

00:08:07.000 What kind of allergies do you get in Florida?

00:08:09.000 I've never heard of somebody get allergies in Florida.

00:08:10.000 What's the same?

00:08:11.000 I would take allergies in Florida, Milo.

00:08:13.000 It's humid.

00:08:14.000 But I think I just have allergies.

00:08:16.000 Maybe it's the tropical winds have blown something.

00:08:19.000 We took a sandstorm here about a week ago.

00:08:22.000 So he just repeated a show we already have, but made it blurry and filmed it with a Russian camera.

00:08:27.000 How the Grinch stole your idea.

00:08:31.000 It looks like it was filmed in 1958.

00:08:34.000 It looks like groundbreaking color film.

00:08:38.000 Out today.

00:08:39.000 Color footage is available.

00:08:41.000 It's the first color interview that's ever been done.

00:08:43.000 It's a colorized black and white Loomer interview.

00:08:46.000 It looked terrible.

00:08:47.000 It was good, though.

00:08:49.000 It would have been, honestly, it would have been better with an iPhone.

00:08:51.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:08:52.000 Let me see that again.

00:08:54.000 Okay.

00:08:54.000 Did you close it?

00:08:55.000 I did.

00:08:56.000 It looks like isht.

00:08:59.000 Ooh, language.

00:09:00.000 Sharia supporting, and the Democrat Party is this, that, and the other.

00:09:03.000 You can't very well.

00:09:04.000 The green screen cropping is all weird.

00:09:07.000 It's a little harsh.

00:09:08.000 What did he film it with?

00:09:10.000 That I don't know, but I'm going to talk to him today before he interviews Roger Stone.

00:09:14.000 What a catastrophe.

00:09:17.000 But I offered him Vince Parko.

00:09:20.000 Pate Chadwick, are you there?

00:09:23.000 Yes.

00:09:23.000 Hey, remember when I said I have a great guest for you for Friday Nights All Right?

00:09:29.000 Yeah.

00:09:30.000 And it was Vince Parko, the private eye.

00:09:34.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:09:35.000 And you said, no, Milos only wants intellectual guests.

00:09:38.000 And I said, yes, he's fucking smart.

00:09:40.000 I don't know.

00:09:41.000 Okay, well, I did free speech, a sit-down, and in the bar, but instead of a liberal versus a conservative, fucked that, I'm done with liberals.

00:09:49.000 They've lost the plot.

00:09:50.000 And now it's just me sitting with this guy.

00:09:52.000 It'll probably be out Thursday.

00:09:54.000 Oh, that's cute.

00:09:55.000 And it's a masterpiece.

00:09:57.000 And when you watch that, compare the Laura Loomer repeat in Blurry with my Vince Parko.

00:10:05.000 Oh, there's a little sneak peek.

00:10:06.000 I don't want to hit the audio because it's not the correct audio.

00:10:09.000 We don't want to give a bad sense.

00:10:09.000 Okay.

00:10:11.000 That's what it looks like.

00:10:13.000 Wait, my head's cropped the whole video?

00:10:15.000 That's his angle.

00:10:17.000 It's a dirty shot on him, basically.

00:10:19.000 No, but when you do dirty, you just do the shoulder.

00:10:22.000 You don't crop the top of a fucking guy's head.

00:10:25.000 Well, that's where you're standing at that time.

00:10:28.000 You're totally uncropped there.

00:10:30.000 Why is everything always a fuck-up?

00:10:34.000 It looks stupid to have a crop of a head like that.

00:10:37.000 Let me check another shot.

00:10:38.000 I think that's when you were just leaning a certain way.

00:10:43.000 Dude, that looks like shit.

00:10:45.000 Look at that.

00:10:47.000 You know what you could do, though?

00:10:48.000 You can zoom in.

00:10:51.000 Oh, I see.

00:10:53.000 I mean, it's terrible to crop someone like this, but if they're also cropped like that, it's not so bad.

00:11:00.000 Anyway, that's irritating.

00:11:01.000 Fuck.

00:11:04.000 His shout's really good.

00:11:08.000 We have some hot gossip.

00:11:11.000 So when I grew up in my New York City party days, we had a friend named Jay Lightfoot.

00:11:17.000 I think he's Indian.

00:11:19.000 There was Jay Lightfoot and Jay Pearson.

00:11:21.000 So we called them JP and JL.

00:11:24.000 Eventually, we started calling JL Jail.

00:11:27.000 And so he's a drinking buddy from my New York City days, Jail.

00:11:31.000 And I had him come visit on Friday.

00:11:34.000 And I thought, let's start fucking day drinking.

00:11:37.000 So we did a bit of bar hopping.

00:11:40.000 And he kept saying, let's get a bourbon.

00:11:43.000 He likes Jim Beam.

00:11:45.000 And I go, it's kind of early, Jail.

00:11:48.000 It's like three o'clock.

00:11:51.000 And he goes, I go, personally, me, Gavin, if I start pounding back full makers that early in the day, I'm asleep by nine.

00:11:58.000 And I want to go for the long haul.

00:11:59.000 So I might do a shot of what's the thing I convinced you was my wife's neck tattoo?

00:12:06.000 Fireball.

00:12:07.000 Remember that, folks?

00:12:07.000 Fireball.

00:12:08.000 I convinced Ryan that my wife got a fireball neck tattoo and he believed it for, I believe, four days.

00:12:14.000 Yeah.

00:12:15.000 I was stressed out for you.

00:12:16.000 I was like, well, I mean...

00:12:24.000 He's like, why would she do that?

00:12:26.000 She wouldn't, moron.

00:12:29.000 Anyway, we went to pick up Ryan.

00:12:34.000 Oh, by the way, this is when things started to get a little weird.

00:12:37.000 I was driving him back to his truck where I saw he had a gun in this sort of dip where the stick shift is.

00:12:44.000 It was leather.

00:12:44.000 There's a handgun there.

00:12:46.000 I go, dude, that is so fucking illegal in the burbs.

00:12:48.000 In New York City, we're dead.

00:12:50.000 Five years like that.

00:12:52.000 But even in the burbs, it's a problem.

00:12:53.000 He goes, oh, okay.

00:12:54.000 Puts it under his seat, which I'm fine with.

00:12:57.000 I don't know if I've spoken to you about this, but why the fuck was it back in his pocket?

00:13:04.000 Why did you not just leave it in the fucking truck?

00:13:06.000 We're not going to Detroit, we're not going to any gang areas.

00:13:10.000 Well, he said something that kind of made me feel like a pussy because he was like, Sounds like I'm talking to two non-gun owners.

00:13:15.000 I was like, You know what?

00:13:16.000 He's right.

00:13:18.000 Kind of cool to have a guy with a gun.

00:13:20.000 Not when he's wasted in my home.

00:13:22.000 You don't need it on your person.

00:13:24.000 And you'll find out why soon enough.

00:13:26.000 And by the way, so the long story short, things went real, real bad.

00:13:33.000 Real bad.

00:13:34.000 Right now, you can't see it, but I have a butthole in my head.

00:13:38.000 It was a vagina on Friday night, but now it's a butthole.

00:13:43.000 What are you doing?

00:13:47.000 But one thing that I think started when things did start to go awry, I was driving him back to his truck right before we picked you up.

00:13:53.000 And as we were slowing to the truck, I went and slammed on the brakes and he went flying into the dash.

00:13:58.000 And that's funny high school dumb joke all men do.

00:14:02.000 And he goes, don't try to alpha me, Gavin, because you'll lose.

00:14:06.000 And then he gives me a playful slap on the face.

00:14:09.000 I'm not a pussy, so I slapped him back.

00:14:12.000 And then we had a jokey slappy fight thing.

00:14:16.000 But I wasn't going to give him an inch.

00:14:17.000 I'm not the beta in this situation.

00:14:22.000 So that was one.

00:14:23.000 I should have sort of started going when that happened.

00:14:26.000 But anyway, we went to a bunch of different bars, had a great time.

00:14:31.000 Then pick up Ryan.

00:14:32.000 My wife makes tacos.

00:14:34.000 Oh, he's regaling the family with hilarious stories.

00:14:37.000 My kids think he's hilarious.

00:14:39.000 My son's having a great time.

00:14:41.000 Then we go downstairs and we are karaoke.

00:14:46.000 Doing, what do you got there?

00:14:49.000 Probably limelight.

00:14:50.000 Let's hear a bit of it.

00:14:51.000 This shows you the tone of the night.

00:14:53.000 Fun, fun, fun.

00:14:56.000 Let's see.

00:14:57.000 Let's see.

00:15:04.000 laughing.

00:15:05.000 All right.

00:15:11.000 So then we're upstairs.

00:15:11.000 All right.

00:15:13.000 The wife is, I don't know what she's doing.

00:15:15.000 She's not with us.

00:15:16.000 Kids are asleep.

00:15:17.000 It is, I can tell you the exact time from my security cameras.

00:15:20.000 It's 11.20.

00:15:23.000 And we're sitting around and he starts turning.

00:15:29.000 There's certain kinds of drunks where they start turning a certain way and it cannot be undone.

00:15:35.000 Now, three for three of my last NYC party dudes who came to visit me in the burbs, it went south.

00:15:45.000 And I have a theory about this.

00:15:47.000 They're not jealous of my big house.

00:15:49.000 Guys are not like that.

00:15:50.000 Guys don't want a big house.

00:15:52.000 And you'll notice this when guys get divorced, they get a small apartment.

00:15:56.000 In fact, when I was staying at the Marriott in Florida, half the hotel was residential.

00:16:03.000 And guys, I assume all rich divorced dudes, would live in a hotel.

00:16:08.000 And I guess the maid comes and does your bed.

00:16:11.000 They just want a bed and a little office thing.

00:16:14.000 Maybe a living room.

00:16:15.000 Maybe.

00:16:16.000 That's a guy's idea.

00:16:17.000 So they're not jealous of my house.

00:16:18.000 But what I think is happening is I have three kids.

00:16:21.000 I've moved on to the next chapter, which is what my book is about, really, is the death of cool, turning off the cool.

00:16:28.000 The three guys I'm talking about never stopped the cool.

00:16:31.000 They kept partying and didn't find a wife and didn't settle down.

00:16:34.000 And I think when they see me with my new phase and my kids, they go, they start self-hating.

00:16:40.000 So it's not really jealousy.

00:16:42.000 It's more of a, what the fuck have I done with my life?

00:16:45.000 Why don't I have kids?

00:16:46.000 This is my theory because it's been three for three.

00:16:48.000 And I'll tell you what, the next time a buddy from my old party days calls and says, hey, I was going to come up and visit, I'm going to say no.

00:16:55.000 Unless you have kids, no.

00:16:58.000 I remember my buddy Tommy McCormack said this to me a long time ago.

00:17:01.000 He goes, I can't hang out with people who don't have kids.

00:17:03.000 It's like, get your shit together.

00:17:06.000 And I thought that was crazy back then, but I'm realizing now he's right.

00:17:09.000 Anyway.

00:17:11.000 So Jail goes, he's sitting back like this and he goes, do you guys want a slap box?

00:17:20.000 Oh yeah, I remember that.

00:17:21.000 That's not good.

00:17:22.000 I was like, not particularly.

00:17:24.000 If you want a slap box, you want to fight.

00:17:27.000 And if you want to fight, you're going to fight.

00:17:28.000 So that was...

00:17:33.000 That was around five o'clock.

00:17:34.000 Then 11.20, the slap box.

00:17:36.000 Then 11.22, you said, are you still living in that hovel?

00:17:41.000 Something like that.

00:17:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:43.000 Hovel's an insulting way to describe someone's home.

00:17:46.000 It was a joke.

00:17:47.000 Especially when we're in a big home.

00:17:48.000 I've never actually seen like this place.

00:17:51.000 That was a joke.

00:17:52.000 Next problem was, when did you last get laid?

00:17:55.000 And I believe you had it by a chick.

00:17:58.000 It was a gay joke.

00:18:00.000 That was, yeah, it's a joke.

00:18:02.000 I was gay joking all night.

00:18:03.000 Guys, it's a joke.

00:18:05.000 It's a fucking joke.

00:18:06.000 It's a fucking joke.

00:18:08.000 I got this.

00:18:09.000 I'm going to have to live without that for now.

00:18:10.000 Yeah.

00:18:12.000 And guess what was the final straw?

00:18:15.000 Why don't we, you want to go with a visual reveal?

00:18:18.000 You look like John Goodman in Cloverfield Lane.

00:18:22.000 That set him off.

00:18:24.000 And then he started getting violent, going, what the fuck is your problem?

00:18:27.000 I'm going to just tell everyone and then we can show the footage.

00:18:31.000 We said he looked like that.

00:18:32.000 That fucking pissed him off because he has put on a bit of weight.

00:18:36.000 He's put on a bit of plaid.

00:18:37.000 That's all I'm saying.

00:18:40.000 So I can hear myself on the tape going, dude, it's a high school joke.

00:18:46.000 We're calling you gay.

00:18:47.000 It's called busting balls.

00:18:49.000 A very, very common joke to accuse your friend of being a homosexual.

00:18:54.000 It's in the joke dictionary.

00:18:56.000 When my dad would go on his hunting trips, the guys would come down to the main lodge where they were serving breakfast and they would all pretend their asses hurt from butt fucking all night.

00:19:06.000 It's as old as time.

00:19:08.000 So there's no need to get offended.

00:19:09.000 I would never sit there and seriously call you a gay in a negative way.

00:19:13.000 And then he starts, then fists start flying.

00:19:17.000 He hits Ryan three times and then Ryan crumples him like a piece of paper.

00:19:22.000 But what was crazy about the whole night, we're trying to, I'm just saying, get out of my house after he hit Ryan.

00:19:28.000 And he keeps being, every time we hold him down, he's this little koala bear going, hey, what are you guys?

00:19:34.000 What are you doing?

00:19:36.000 What's going on?

00:19:37.000 I just want to be friends.

00:19:40.000 And then went, make sure you crop the left side of that up, and then as soon as we let him go, grizzly bear, and then we hold him down.

00:19:48.000 Hey, what's going on?

00:19:50.000 That went all night.

00:19:52.000 And I took his gun away.

00:19:55.000 Then we go outside and he throws me down to the ground.

00:19:59.000 Well, let's just show the first clip, shall we?

00:20:01.000 So there was two fights, one inside the house, one in the driveway.

00:20:12.000 And I'm trying to keep it down.

00:20:13.000 If this happened in a bar, we'd still be pals.

00:20:16.000 Right.

00:20:16.000 I don't have a problem.

00:20:17.000 The bouncer would have taken him outside.

00:20:19.000 He wouldn't have got his gun back, and it would have been fine.

00:20:21.000 But you started a fight in my fucking house, dude.

00:20:26.000 Don't kick you in my favorite.

00:20:27.000 I'll keep you out for a fucking week.

00:20:31.000 That's my favorite part of the entire night.

00:20:34.000 After he punches you and shoves you on the ground, you go, I'll put you out for a fucking week.

00:20:39.000 I couldn't stop doing that.

00:20:40.000 Because he'd been doing a Canadian accent all day because he's watching the fucking Fargo show.

00:20:45.000 So that was funny.

00:20:46.000 And then, like, just like in, I don't know, he just like.

00:20:49.000 It just shows great adrenaline control that you can riff in a fight.

00:20:52.000 I think I was being dead serious, but just Canadian serious.

00:20:55.000 You know what's funny too?

00:20:56.000 Is that he just whaps me right after that?

00:20:59.000 I'll put you out for a week.

00:21:00.000 Bap.

00:21:03.000 I'll put you out for a fucking week.

00:21:06.000 Strike one.

00:21:06.000 One.

00:21:07.000 Keep going.

00:21:10.000 Wait, zoom out a bit.

00:21:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:11.000 Let me see if I can maneuver this here.

00:21:14.000 Yeah.

00:21:17.000 I was showing my daughter this footage, and her face is in the reflection of the video, so I don't want her to be identifiable.

00:21:23.000 Trudette.

00:21:24.000 I'm Trudette.

00:21:26.000 Because I'm a right-wing talk show host.

00:21:28.000 Chris Hayes, all these other guys, they can show any family pics they want because they're not in danger.

00:21:36.000 But when you go up against the alt-left, you're constantly in danger, so you have to make sure your children are protected.

00:21:42.000 How fucked up is that?

00:21:44.000 Okay, so this is the closest to a full screen we could do, so I'll rewind.

00:21:50.000 I'll see you for a fucking week.

00:21:54.000 That seemed to make you a little dizzy, eh?

00:21:54.000 One punch.

00:21:56.000 Yeah, yeah, my head still hurts from that.

00:21:59.000 Strike the line.

00:22:01.000 Do a little kickeroo.

00:22:03.000 Strike two?

00:22:03.000 Are you kidding him?

00:22:06.000 Strike two.

00:22:07.000 Yeah.

00:22:08.000 Three strikes grab.

00:22:10.000 You did fucking grab me.

00:22:12.000 And three lights out.

00:22:16.000 Yeah, that was interesting.

00:22:17.000 That was great.

00:22:18.000 I swear I only thought that was going to piss him off, but I was like, well, I got to do something.

00:22:22.000 I was like, it's just going to piss him off, and he's going to beat me up.

00:22:25.000 And now I said he's got a gun, and you were saying, please don't shoot me, Jail.

00:22:30.000 And you also said, I'm a small Asian man.

00:22:33.000 Why would I try to fight you?

00:22:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:36.000 That's after you remove the...

00:22:40.000 I go and hide it.

00:22:43.000 I'm a small Asian man.

00:22:45.000 There we go.

00:22:46.000 I'm a small Asian man.

00:22:47.000 Just fucking stop it.

00:22:54.000 I'm still under the impression that I can just separate you two and he'll quietly leave and leave his stuff there.

00:23:01.000 By the way, it was really annoying the next morning, too.

00:23:03.000 He says, hey, lunch is on me.

00:23:05.000 And I go, no, thank you.

00:23:08.000 And then he wants his charger back, his sweatshirt, obviously his gun, which had hollow points, by the by.

00:23:14.000 Oh, my.

00:23:15.000 Those will split you right open.

00:23:16.000 That'll put me out for a week.

00:23:18.000 I still, I had to throw out the hollow points.

00:23:22.000 But.

00:23:24.000 Yeah, so he got all his shit back, right?

00:23:25.000 God forbid you should lose your charger.

00:23:29.000 And we eventually had to call the cops because he would not fucking give up on his gun.

00:23:33.000 I need my gun.

00:23:34.000 What is it worth?

00:23:35.000 200 bucks?

00:23:36.000 That's really fast forward.

00:23:37.000 And yeah, because that was like after the half-hour outside ordeal.

00:23:40.000 And I'm like, dude, I lost my favorite shirt and my favorite pants to your bullshit.

00:23:45.000 That's like $180, right?

00:23:47.000 He brought the shirt.

00:23:48.000 No, no, that's, that's, we'll show that in a second.

00:23:50.000 I think we're trying to...

00:23:56.000 I should have broken his arm there.

00:23:57.000 Look, look at that.

00:23:58.000 So he's a koala bear, cutie pie.

00:23:58.000 See that?

00:24:01.000 Hey, what's going on?

00:24:03.000 And then the second he's free, whoosh, and then he comes at me.

00:24:06.000 Luckily, he missed me on that one.

00:24:08.000 Then he comes at you.

00:24:09.000 Thank you to Champs Boxing Jim for teaching me how to duck.

00:24:09.000 Yep.

00:24:14.000 I ducked that one.

00:24:15.000 That's pretty cool.

00:24:17.000 it's kind of like a stone cold stunner.

00:24:18.000 Cause you throw the kick and then you bring, It's just us on top of him.

00:24:26.000 Eventually, I pick him up under the arm, like, you know, like, you get the get in the car, you infant, kind of thing, right?

00:24:35.000 It's kind of like a stunner.

00:24:37.000 Stone Cold says what?

00:24:39.000 We're pretty wasted, too, at this point.

00:24:41.000 Well, obviously.

00:24:42.000 So anyway, the outdoor footage is kind of hard to see.

00:24:46.000 But so we go outside and I just go, get the fuck out of my house.

00:24:51.000 Then he grabs me and hurls me into my neighbor's paving stones where I believe I was knocked unconscious.

00:24:57.000 I believe you were.

00:24:59.000 So that was my favorite part, but your favorite part is I'll put you out for a week.

00:25:04.000 My favorite part is when you're lying.

00:25:05.000 Show yourself.

00:25:06.000 You're lying prone on the ground.

00:25:08.000 Like, remember that whole take us down meme where you lay it flat on your face?

00:25:08.000 I'm flat.

00:25:13.000 You're literally like this.

00:25:14.000 You're like, all right, that's it.

00:25:17.000 You knock me down like this with my arms on my side, face down.

00:25:21.000 I can feel, I wake up.

00:25:22.000 I think I was unconscious for maybe four seconds.

00:25:25.000 I feel blood pouring down my face.

00:25:27.000 I go, all right, that's it.

00:25:28.000 Now I've fucking lost my shit.

00:25:30.000 Finally, it's hard to fight when you don't care.

00:25:33.000 Like, what am I fighting for at the beginning there to defend gay jokes?

00:25:37.000 Right.

00:25:38.000 Like, I almost want someone to slap my mom just so I can must.

00:25:41.000 So I finally had bona fide rage, like, out of the fucking.

00:25:45.000 So I pick him up, I throw him down on the ground, and I'm just wailing on his face and doing that clap back thing, you know, where it's like, you need to start listening to me.

00:25:54.000 Yeah, every, everyone.

00:25:55.000 But instead of claps, it was blows to the head, and I'm going, I told you to calm the fuck down.

00:26:01.000 And as I'm pounding him, you are saying, stop, stop.

00:26:05.000 Because I was doing it too much.

00:26:06.000 And then you know what I did?

00:26:07.000 I went, oh, well, I can't punch him.

00:26:10.000 I'll just murder him.

00:26:11.000 So then I was strangling him like, like not holding someone's neck or like the choke where you're trying to, like, you're saying, Get it on my face.

00:26:19.000 You can see the cuts on my hands, by the way.

00:26:22.000 But like, murder choke, like, ah!

00:26:24.000 I guess that worked because I didn't see it.

00:26:26.000 The ref did not acknowledge that as violence.

00:26:29.000 The punching, I said, that's too much indecence.

00:26:31.000 The choke.

00:26:32.000 Too much indecence.

00:26:34.000 Yes.

00:26:34.000 I don't like the butt cheek.

00:26:36.000 Outside, I did, I mean, because he started getting his energy back outside, so I had to do like a like a kick his center of mass so that way he could fall.

00:26:44.000 We had to knock him down four times because every time he got back up, like you said, monster, like big guy.

00:26:49.000 Yeah.

00:26:49.000 Very big man.

00:26:50.000 He'll put me out for a week.

00:26:52.000 And eventually, what?

00:26:55.000 We decided.

00:26:55.000 Eventually, the cops came.

00:26:57.000 And we say, put him in the drunk tank.

00:26:57.000 We have to come.

00:26:59.000 And they go, well, we'd have to arrest you all.

00:27:01.000 Or it's mutual combat.

00:27:03.000 I said, I got two friends in prison right now for mutual combat doing four years.

00:27:08.000 Now mutual combat is a thing?

00:27:09.000 Where were you fucking two years ago?

00:27:12.000 And, oh, they should be getting out relatively soon, right?

00:27:15.000 Like a year and a half.

00:27:19.000 And then they go, well, we'll just take him to the train station.

00:27:22.000 And he says he has no money for an Uber and he has no motel and nowhere to go.

00:27:25.000 All right, fine.

00:27:26.000 Just get him out of here.

00:27:27.000 So they take him to the train station.

00:27:30.000 And then he texts me the next morning saying, breakfast on me.

00:27:33.000 I said, no, thank you.

00:27:35.000 And then I texted him that night.

00:27:37.000 I have to give him all his shit in a bag.

00:27:38.000 I put his gun and his sweatshirt and his charger.

00:27:41.000 gets all this shit back.

00:27:43.000 Now we can show some pics.

00:27:45.000 Oh, show the shirt.

00:27:47.000 My actual shirt?

00:27:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:49.000 Hold up your actual shirt.

00:27:54.000 Maybe the picture first, because now it's all poop.

00:27:56.000 It looks like poo-poo.

00:27:59.000 It looks like a comic book shirt.

00:28:01.000 It looks fake.

00:28:02.000 It looks like you got it at our urban outfitters.

00:28:05.000 Remember when I went to help you for Halloween?

00:28:07.000 When we handed out with Scared Kids for Halloween?

00:28:09.000 That's exactly what that looks like.

00:28:10.000 Look at those pants.

00:28:11.000 Those are my favorite fucking pants.

00:28:13.000 They're kind of, they're J. Crew stretchy khakis.

00:28:18.000 Unbelievably comfortable and really cool.

00:28:20.000 Look how thin they are.

00:28:22.000 So you could wear them on the hottest day and not be hot.

00:28:24.000 They're in the garbage now.

00:28:25.000 What am I going to do?

00:28:26.000 Patch the knee?

00:28:28.000 On khakis?

00:28:29.000 Fucker.

00:28:30.000 That pisses me off the most.

00:28:32.000 Well, another thing that pisses me off.

00:28:34.000 The next morning, I'm mopping up the blood.

00:28:36.000 We don't have pictures of this, but there was, I swear to God, take a beer bottle, fill it up to here, that much blood on the ground.

00:28:44.000 So I'm mopping the blood.

00:28:46.000 And my little baby, my seven-year-old, comes out and he goes, what are you doing, Dad?

00:28:50.000 And I said, oh, our friend came over and he punched Ryan so we beat him up.

00:28:56.000 And he goes, oh, okay.

00:28:58.000 That's the child version of it.

00:29:02.000 I still have a hole in my head.

00:29:04.000 There's some of the blood.

00:29:06.000 There's some more.

00:29:07.000 If you zoom in, it really does pool up like it.

00:29:11.000 When it's got boot marks in it and everything.

00:29:13.000 When I had him in the headlock there.

00:29:15.000 That little throw there, that fake animal skin, that cost like $150.

00:29:19.000 That's ruined.

00:29:22.000 I realized that this wasn't just some normal little tussle.

00:29:25.000 After I saw the blood, I'm like, oh, shit.

00:29:28.000 That's when things are like, wow, this went real.

00:29:30.000 The majority of that was his nose after you knocked him down.

00:29:33.000 Because my blood, and there's blood all over the driveway, too.

00:29:37.000 My blood is from when he knocked me out.

00:29:40.000 I should make that my profile picture.

00:29:42.000 That's badass.

00:29:43.000 But my lip is still all cracked open.

00:29:45.000 My head really hurts.

00:29:47.000 Yeah, mine too.

00:29:49.000 Yeah.

00:29:49.000 It does?

00:29:49.000 Okay.

00:29:50.000 I thought it was the only one.

00:29:52.000 What is that?

00:29:54.000 It's nothing.

00:29:56.000 I think that's all the pictures.

00:29:57.000 All right.

00:29:59.000 That's me rocking some.

00:30:01.000 But it was a fun story to tell.

00:30:03.000 Oh, no, you got more pics.

00:30:04.000 All weekend.

00:30:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:07.000 Things like that don't really happen.

00:30:10.000 Yeah, so when we were shooting the Vince Parko free speech, where you cropped the top of my head.

00:30:16.000 I didn't.

00:30:18.000 I had the other cam, to be fair.

00:30:20.000 I don't want to put out the blame.

00:30:22.000 I'm not just trying to escape blame, but I did not have control.

00:30:25.000 Escape blame?

00:30:26.000 How do you spell that?

00:30:26.000 Escape.

00:30:27.000 Well, I'll axe Google.

00:30:31.000 All right, so that was a very exciting night.

00:30:34.000 And there's no hard feelings here.

00:30:36.000 I mean, I was going to.

00:30:38.000 There's hard feelings here.

00:30:39.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:40.000 Why did you have your gun in my house?

00:30:41.000 Like, why was it on your person?

00:30:43.000 Just keep it in the truck when you're getting wasted.

00:30:45.000 And secondly, never, ever.

00:30:48.000 There's three rules with men.

00:30:49.000 You don't fuck with my job, my marriage slash family, and my house.

00:30:56.000 You did two and three.

00:30:58.000 Don't put a butthole on my head, too.

00:31:00.000 I don't really mind the head butthole.

00:31:02.000 That was just fighting.

00:31:04.000 But like my son, my youngest son said he had a dream last night where he asked the guy why they threw his dad.

00:31:11.000 Oh, crap.

00:31:12.000 Yeah.

00:31:13.000 Oh, he woke up my kids.

00:31:14.000 Like my middle son was out there with the flashlight saying, he has a gun?

00:31:19.000 Oh, shit.

00:31:20.000 Like, that's the ex.

00:31:22.000 You know what was really funny, though, when he popped his head out the window.

00:31:26.000 He was like, what's going on?

00:31:28.000 And I was like, hey, man.

00:31:30.000 And you're like, just go to bed.

00:31:31.000 We're all like just covered.

00:31:33.000 It looks like a joke.

00:31:34.000 There's so much blood.

00:31:36.000 His face is bloody.

00:31:36.000 Yeah.

00:31:37.000 The beard is bloody.

00:31:38.000 Your head is bloody.

00:31:38.000 The shirts are ripped.

00:31:39.000 The pants are torn.

00:31:40.000 There's blood on the shirt.

00:31:41.000 And we're just standing there like, yeah, oh, hey.

00:31:44.000 Well, outside of that, when I woke up and went, that's it.

00:31:47.000 Yeah.

00:31:48.000 And started pounding him.

00:31:50.000 I wasn't mad after that or before that.

00:31:52.000 Oh, I see.

00:31:53.000 You know what I mean?

00:31:53.000 I see.

00:31:54.000 So we were pretty calm, even when the cops were there.

00:31:56.000 Yeah, you know what you said in the middle of the tussle?

00:31:58.000 You're like, you're never coming to my house again.

00:32:01.000 Every time I bring my friends here, it sounds like a 14-year-old dude's upset.

00:32:06.000 That's true, man.

00:32:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:07.000 Three for three have gone awry.

00:32:12.000 The drunk hasn't gone awry.

00:32:14.000 I really don't get the violent thing.

00:32:16.000 I don't get like that.

00:32:17.000 When I'm drunk, I get sleepy.

00:32:18.000 You literally never do.

00:32:19.000 And funny.

00:32:20.000 Yeah, you're not a bad drunk at all.

00:32:23.000 There's been some pretty dicey situations, too, where I like wake you up out of your sleep, like, hey, we got an emergency.

00:32:27.000 And you're like, all right.

00:32:29.000 Oh, yeah, when that guy was doing the thing and we had to go get him for the stuff.

00:32:32.000 Your Canadian comes out, you're like, I just got in my car, and I went and took care of him.

00:32:36.000 I guess we got to help.

00:32:39.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:32:40.000 Oh, yes.

00:32:41.000 1-1.

00:32:42.000 Roger Stone is commuted.

00:32:44.000 Free Roger Stone.

00:32:45.000 And the beauty of a commutation is you can still fight for your right to party.

00:32:51.000 A pardon is, here he is finding out.

00:32:54.000 This is a tear jerker, by the way.

00:32:56.000 It's amazing.

00:32:57.000 He's 67 years old.

00:32:58.000 There's his stepdaughter and his wife.

00:32:59.000 He's looking at a death sentence.

00:33:03.000 But guess who just called?

00:33:06.000 God Emperor Trump.

00:33:07.000 You could kill me.

00:33:10.000 Get rid of me.

00:33:12.000 So I'm pretty hot.

00:33:13.000 He's a 67-year-old.

00:33:17.000 Trump's such a fucking blabber mouth.

00:33:20.000 So I want you to know you did nothing wrong.

00:33:22.000 I saw the shirt.

00:33:24.000 We're going to commute.

00:33:24.000 This is a big, big deal.

00:33:26.000 Ring spun cotton.

00:33:27.000 Great church.

00:33:28.000 I don't usually call people, but I'm calling you.

00:33:30.000 You're there from the beginning.

00:33:30.000 Scream people.

00:33:32.000 Direct to Garments.

00:33:33.000 So you're commuted.

00:33:34.000 Weird pants.

00:33:37.000 All right.

00:33:37.000 Well, God bless you, Mr. President.

00:33:39.000 Please give my regards to the First Lady.

00:33:45.000 Many, many thanks.

00:33:46.000 Yep, thank you.

00:33:48.000 You got it, Rob.

00:33:49.000 Oh, that's it.

00:33:49.000 You did it.

00:33:54.000 Why didn't he hug his wife immediately?

00:33:55.000 That was a bad look.

00:33:58.000 So that's great news.

00:33:59.000 And now he can fight for his name.

00:34:02.000 And the beauty of fighting for your name and being acquitted is you can sue.

00:34:07.000 And the way he was treated, I love the way the left is all pissed off about that.

00:34:11.000 There's no justice.

00:34:12.000 I can't believe that criminal.

00:34:14.000 And I always say to these people, what was his crime again?

00:34:17.000 Oh, he obstructed justice.

00:34:20.000 Really?

00:34:21.000 How?

00:34:22.000 He lied to the FBI.

00:34:23.000 Okay, what was the lie?

00:34:26.000 And they never know.

00:34:27.000 The lie was he said he didn't get an email from Julian Assange, and he did.

00:34:32.000 Throw him in jail.

00:34:33.000 He forgot about an email.

00:34:35.000 And this whole investigation was about the Russian collusion, which was proved to be false.

00:34:40.000 So who cares?

00:34:41.000 He obstructed fake justice during a witch hunt.

00:34:46.000 He didn't help them get the wood to burn the witch at the stake.

00:34:52.000 This is the worst part, too, of having a butthole in your head is every time you go like that with your hair.

00:34:56.000 Oh, man.

00:34:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:57.000 And you know me with the hair touching.

00:34:59.000 I can't cloth my side of this hair.

00:35:01.000 It's terrible.

00:35:02.000 So yeah, you don't get your charger and your sweatshirt back.

00:35:05.000 You're still on that.

00:35:07.000 Why does he get all his shit back?

00:35:09.000 And, you know, I was fucking hammered and I was, I'm embarrassed to say about this close, not this close, but this close to saying, by the way, guys, he's got a gun.

00:35:18.000 So maybe we should just arrest him.

00:35:21.000 That would have been five years.

00:35:22.000 Now, I would never, in almost any circumstance, unless you slap my kid or something, I would never rat someone out for having a gun.

00:35:31.000 But when I'm wasted and mad and you just knocked me out, pretty tempting to, I said to my go, shut up and go with them or I'm going to drop the hammer.

00:35:42.000 And jail would have been in jail.

00:35:43.000 That would have put you out for more than a week.

00:35:47.000 And you know what was weird is they had his side.

00:35:50.000 He's a very charming dude.

00:35:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:35:53.000 Yeah.

00:35:53.000 Funny guy.

00:35:54.000 Like I've been with him where he needs to get his car fixed and he gets them down from like 6,000 to 200.

00:36:00.000 Free haircuts.

00:36:00.000 Sheesh.

00:36:01.000 Like he's funny and charming.

00:36:03.000 He charmed us after punching us.

00:36:06.000 Well, we kept falling for the koala bear.

00:36:08.000 Dude, what did I do?

00:36:09.000 I didn't do anything.

00:36:10.000 Look at us monsters.

00:36:11.000 I could have sworn you just punched Ryan a bunch of times.

00:36:14.000 I guess we forgot.

00:36:15.000 I guess I'll have to check the tape and then let him go.

00:36:19.000 Yeah.

00:36:20.000 He's got some mitts on him.

00:36:23.000 All right, let's see them.

00:36:25.000 By the way, how much in the center of the national news is censored TV?

00:36:30.000 We have chairman of the Proud Boys, Enrique Tario, Roger Stone, who we've had on the show a million times, and Laura Loomer, who has her own show.

00:36:38.000 Right.

00:36:39.000 These are our people.

00:36:41.000 Can you just fucking play it, please?

00:36:43.000 Well, I was elated, obviously.

00:36:47.000 I was somewhat relieved, but I was not surprised.

00:36:51.000 I believe from the beginning.

00:36:53.000 Two problems.

00:36:54.000 At the very beginning, at the time I was charged, you recall when 29 heavily armed FBI agents stormed my home in the pre-dawn hours of January 25th.

00:37:08.000 Helicopter, they arrived in 17 armored units, frogmen jumping off their boats in the backyard, to arrest a 67-year-old man with no previous criminal record for white-collar process crimes.

00:37:23.000 I can now tell you the cost to the taxpayers was $1.1 million.

00:37:29.000 All they had to do was call my lawyer, and I would have been more than happy to turn myself in, particularly given the ridiculously flimsy charges on which I was sue David Shortel.

00:37:45.000 See there.

00:37:46.000 You sue David Shortel for being at your stakeout and working with the FBI.

00:37:53.000 And what happens is there's, what do they call it?

00:37:57.000 Exposure discovery.

00:37:59.000 And then we see his emails.

00:38:01.000 And then his emails lead to other emails.

00:38:03.000 And we eventually find the FBI saying, we're going to be there at 5.30 a.m.

00:38:08.000 Have your guy and his crew ready at 5 a.m.

00:38:13.000 That would be huge because now we know for a fucking fact that law enforcement is working hand in hand with the media.

00:38:22.000 And the proof of that is that this cunt, David Shortel, who's done no journalism before or after, showed up 15 minutes before, flew from DC, didn't stake out the house for days, staked out the house for 15 fucking minutes, 5 to 5.15, caught the scoop of the century.

00:38:47.000 Sorry, not buying it.

00:38:48.000 Why?

00:38:49.000 journalists are so goddamn lazy these days.

00:38:54.000 That's such an obvious scam.

00:38:58.000 Who was that one chick that had the hots for him where she was like all buddy buddy with him?

00:39:02.000 That anchor, remember?

00:39:03.000 Yeah, she's really hot.

00:39:04.000 But was she in on it too?

00:39:05.000 Where was your...

00:39:08.000 But she kept talking about how his instincts, his journalistic instincts.

00:39:11.000 That's what it was, are just incredible.

00:39:14.000 And then they started doing stories about stakeouts and how good they are and how many they do, which to me sounds like they're covering their ass when they got caught and they go, oh yeah, we've had a lot of stakeouts.

00:39:25.000 That one was one of our luckiest ones.

00:39:28.000 As opposed to we never do this.

00:39:30.000 And the one time we do, it breaks all world records.

00:39:33.000 We should have asked the PI, Vincent Parko.

00:39:36.000 You know, he's probably done stakeouts.

00:39:40.000 What do you think of a 15-minute stakeout?

00:39:45.000 You want to we finish this or we're good on that?

00:39:48.000 We're done.

00:39:49.000 Speaking of proud boys, I discovered a video I hadn't seen before.

00:39:53.000 John and Max are in prison for four years.

00:39:55.000 I think they have a 1.8 years left.

00:39:59.000 Oh no, I'm thinking of when the fight happened, but their actual date they went to court.

00:40:03.000 Anyway, this isn't.

00:40:04.000 You can watch this on your own time.

00:40:06.000 Show everyone the title.

00:40:11.000 What's it called?

00:40:12.000 Union Guy from Trump Trolling to Walk Away.

00:40:16.000 So he just for fun would pretend to be a Trump supporter to troll libs online.

00:40:23.000 And he started realizing that they're all savages and that the fake points he was making are actually pretty good.

00:40:31.000 Oh, well.

00:40:35.000 Hello, my name is John, and I wanted to tell you about my personal walkaway moment.

00:40:42.000 Okay, now what happened was a couple years ago, I didn't really pay much attention to Trump.

00:40:49.000 Honestly, I thought Hillary versus Trump, I thought Trump was put in there for the sole purpose of losing.

00:40:57.000 And the way I saw it was I was always, I mean, I was a Democrat before, but I wasn't afraid to criticize Obama, you know.

00:41:07.000 And I did.

00:41:08.000 And every time I criticized Obama for over anything that seemed to me to be common sense, I'd be called a racist.

00:41:16.000 That it was simply because it's black.

00:41:18.000 It's like, yo, I voted for the guy.

00:41:22.000 I wanted him to win.

00:41:23.000 He was better than McCain and the other.

00:41:27.000 Who did he go against Carrie?

00:41:29.000 Come on, it was obvious.

00:41:30.000 This poor bastard right now is drawing little math problems for his kids.

00:41:36.000 Like he makes them workbooks where you color in this and you do connect the dots and what's three plus four.

00:41:43.000 Okay, to me, at the time, and plus, I was a union worker, you know, and the unions always told us, vote Democrat, vote Democrat.

00:41:55.000 The political parties, the Democrats have the union vote lockdown, or at least they did.

00:42:03.000 And nowadays, I see a lot of union guys, they may put money into the union who gives their money to the Democrats.

00:42:11.000 But when it comes time to vote, they vote Republican.

00:42:16.000 Okay.

00:42:17.000 So it breaks my heart to see that man.

00:42:23.000 Isn't it funny, too, that Max and John were both union guys out there?

00:42:27.000 He's inspecting steel on high rises, risking his life.

00:42:32.000 Max is in the tunnels with a sledgehammer, hammering the railroads.

00:42:36.000 And these Antifa rich kids who say they're for industrial workers of the world, and they have their little logos with their sledgehammers, haven't worked a fucking day in their life.

00:42:46.000 Just college kids who their identity is whatever diet they're on right now.

00:42:50.000 I'm actually paleo green vegetables.

00:42:53.000 The way you eat.

00:42:53.000 Yeah.

00:42:54.000 That's so fucking lame.

00:42:56.000 The way you fuck or the way you eat is your identity.

00:42:59.000 Both of those things are like taking a shit.

00:43:01.000 Like, I'm gay.

00:43:02.000 I put it in the butt.

00:43:03.000 Okay, gross.

00:43:03.000 I don't need to hear where your penis goes.

00:43:06.000 If you were straight and you only did anal and you went up to people and went, hi, I'm a strictly anal guy.

00:43:11.000 He would go, oh, Jesus.

00:43:12.000 And then they eat my poopu.

00:43:16.000 Also in the news, Joe Biden's niece is very, very hot.

00:43:21.000 Incredible sex appeal.

00:43:24.000 Joe Biden would have made a hot chick.

00:43:27.000 Now, she has a black eye in this picture.

00:43:29.000 I didn't really notice until I read the headline.

00:43:31.000 I don't see him.

00:43:33.000 Oh, black eye.

00:43:34.000 From fighting the cops, I think.

00:43:36.000 But Google image her.

00:43:38.000 I think her name's Caroline Biden.

00:43:42.000 Yeah.

00:43:43.000 So you put that into the search bar.

00:43:47.000 Sometimes she doesn't, she doesn't wear heels enough, I notice, while stalking her.

00:43:52.000 No, you fucked up Caroline Biden.

00:43:54.000 Why is it that you don't need to comment the age?

00:43:56.000 You should put it in quotes.

00:43:57.000 That was a hasty copy-paste.

00:43:59.000 That doesn't look great in that one.

00:44:02.000 But when she's more just shoveling.

00:44:04.000 Yeah, look at that.

00:44:04.000 She looks like an olsom.

00:44:06.000 One of the olsomes.

00:44:07.000 She's a nice age, too.

00:44:08.000 She's like, look at that piece of ass.

00:44:12.000 What a smoker.

00:44:15.000 I think she's 32.

00:44:17.000 We're right at the end of the line, my dear.

00:44:23.000 I just thought I should tell you that news.

00:44:24.000 And of course, Joe Biden is still retarded.

00:44:27.000 I saw this clip.

00:44:27.000 It's 46 minutes of him speaking Chinese.

00:44:31.000 Like, not one word of this is intelligible.

00:44:34.000 He's constantly saying he's in the wrong state.

00:44:37.000 He calls North Carolina, North, South Carolina.

00:44:41.000 Just in case.

00:44:42.000 Covering the city.

00:44:43.000 And I was thinking about that.

00:44:44.000 No matter what, say you take a private jet.

00:44:47.000 It's a very consequential thing going to a place.

00:44:50.000 You know, you're in the bus, you're on the plane.

00:44:52.000 It's not a, you don't get teleported there.

00:44:54.000 If you were teleported, bloop, bloop, bloop, I'd understand going, what's this bloop?

00:44:58.000 But like you get there, you get gas, you grab a sandwich on the way, do you know how we got a coffee?

00:45:05.000 You get your coffee, dude.

00:45:07.000 Dealing with what's going on in Colombia.

00:45:10.000 What do we do?

00:45:10.000 Just skip the needle anywhere on the record.

00:45:13.000 Anywhere.

00:45:14.000 He brought a lot of people into the process that weren't in it before.

00:45:18.000 And so I think it's a tough decision for Bernie to make.

00:45:22.000 And so science matters.

00:45:23.000 And all Dale's been saying, Governor Wolf, is listen to the scientists.

00:45:28.000 I've been able to also pick up the phone and call a lot of the people around the country and around the world I haven't had a chance to spend that much time in the last year and have been doing.

00:45:39.000 And whether it's world leaders or close friends to get their sense of what they think we should be doing going in there and coming out of this god-awful pandemic.

00:45:50.000 I've gotten to read more on a regular basis than I have before.

00:45:57.000 I have gotten to read more than I have before on a regular basis.

00:46:02.000 If he becomes president, I am going to laugh my fucking ass off.

00:46:05.000 And he won't.

00:46:06.000 We have to make those shirts.

00:46:07.000 Trump.

00:46:08.000 Four more years, bitches.

00:46:11.000 Yeah.

00:46:13.000 I want to wear it around my neighborhood.

00:46:15.000 I'll probably get arrested.

00:46:16.000 It's a hate crime.

00:46:17.000 Loving Trump is a hate crime.

00:46:18.000 By the way, it's weird that that clip, this is, I have a subject header here, feminism.

00:46:24.000 And my first subject of feminism is Joe Biden's niece is a fucking smokeshow, and he's still retarded, by the way.

00:46:31.000 Have you learned a lot about women's rights?

00:46:34.000 No, but seriously, folks.

00:46:39.000 You just tried to move on like a comedian.

00:46:42.000 But seriously, folks.

00:46:43.000 Yeah, that was my joke.

00:46:44.000 Oh, I didn't know.

00:46:46.000 Look at this unlovable, self-indulgent slob who watches TV and does me search.

00:46:51.000 This is 1.6.

00:46:53.000 Look at the picture.

00:46:57.000 That's a hot ticket.

00:46:58.000 Fighting sex was the best thing.

00:46:59.000 Now, look at Laura Bogart, by the way.

00:47:01.000 Google image her.

00:47:04.000 You know, watching 650 Pound Life, she's no Caroline Biden.

00:47:10.000 You realize a lot of these people got that fat from self-indulgence.

00:47:16.000 And you know what's weird about that picture?

00:47:18.000 You can see a pretty girl in there.

00:47:22.000 But she's a fat pig.

00:47:23.000 Now, is she a fat pig because someone held her down and stuffed Twinkies in her face for 10 years?

00:47:29.000 No, because she indulged herself.

00:47:31.000 So she's not lovable.

00:47:34.000 She doesn't deserve love.

00:47:36.000 Fat people don't deserve love.

00:47:39.000 That's not her, right?

00:47:40.000 That might just be a fat name to have Laura Bogart.

00:47:42.000 I think so, yeah.

00:47:43.000 Bogart the joint.

00:47:43.000 Might be a curse.

00:47:44.000 She Bogart's the burrito.

00:47:47.000 Buffet Bogart.

00:47:48.000 But when you read her writing, you go, oh, I know why you're fat.

00:47:51.000 Because you're a self-indulgent fucking slump.

00:47:54.000 Most of her articles, by the way, if you look at her name, like click on her name.

00:47:58.000 About half her articles are about some show.

00:48:03.000 Oh, maybe it's on another site.

00:48:05.000 Salon, I think.

00:48:05.000 Yeah, on Salon.

00:48:06.000 She writes about some show.

00:48:08.000 It's called, you know how there's just too many shows now?

00:48:11.000 So it's like that guy who played Freddie Mercury in the Queen movie, I think.

00:48:15.000 It's just like 900 reviews of that particular episode.

00:48:20.000 Like when they did that, The Talking Dead thing where they reviewed The Walking Dead.

00:48:24.000 In other words, you're sitting on your ass, watching TV, shoveling Haagen-Daws into your face and talking about how you're so alone.

00:48:32.000 And in the article, right?

00:48:33.000 Go back to 1.6.

00:48:35.000 In the article, if you're going to talk about celibacy and, you know, not having sex, you start out with stats.

00:48:45.000 You show us if it's becoming more common or less common.

00:48:48.000 You give us an example of what it was like in the 60s, 70s, and 80s, how it's changed over a while.

00:48:52.000 You know, some big picture stuff.

00:48:53.000 But women aren't good at big picture thinking, and it makes them terrible writers.

00:48:58.000 So what do women do when they write?

00:49:00.000 They come right out of the gate talking about themselves.

00:49:03.000 Me, me, me, me, me.

00:49:05.000 So why do you keep leaving?

00:49:06.000 Go back to the article.

00:49:07.000 Oh, there it is.

00:49:08.000 Wait, go back.

00:49:10.000 No, you were on the page.

00:49:12.000 Laura Bogart, writer.

00:49:13.000 No, I went to Salon.

00:49:14.000 Her article.

00:49:14.000 Yeah, come on.

00:49:15.000 There it is.

00:49:16.000 Well, maybe it wasn't Salon.

00:49:17.000 But the page you were just on, it had the show that she writes about incessantly.

00:49:22.000 Oh, it was that one.

00:49:22.000 But it wasn't written by her.

00:49:23.000 Okay, anyway, sorry.

00:49:25.000 Go back to the article now.

00:49:26.000 1.6.

00:49:28.000 Keep.

00:49:30.000 This moment, a handsome man kissing my bare back.

00:49:32.000 Like, it's a diary.

00:49:34.000 How is this informative?

00:49:36.000 Kissing my bare back, his lips and his hands moving with deft tenderness over the rolls of fat that have anguished me since I was a teenager.

00:49:43.000 Yeah, since you made yourself fat, you fat pig.

00:49:46.000 You write like a fat pig.

00:49:47.000 Like this first paragraph is her stuffing her face.

00:49:52.000 So she's talking about a guy fucking her.

00:49:54.000 Like imagine a man going, she caresses my penis with deft, deft massaging techniques, holding my tiny penis that has been my anguish since adolescence.

00:50:05.000 Eventually a fountain comes gushing out.

00:50:08.000 Like, I don't want to hear about your fucking fat rolls, bitch.

00:50:13.000 Once we've finished, I'm lying with my head on his chest, inhaling the gentle musk of dried sweat.

00:50:18.000 I feel bold.

00:50:18.000 I ask if he'd like to go on a proper date.

00:50:20.000 He says, cool, cool.

00:50:22.000 And then she realizes he doesn't want to because he's ashamed of me.

00:50:24.000 So that begins 10 years of celibacy, where she says, it's great.

00:50:29.000 I love it.

00:50:30.000 And women have another problem, which works great for motherhood, and it's called agreeability, where they're okay with everything.

00:50:38.000 So the kid shows them a shitty drawing, and they go, that's good.

00:50:42.000 That's true.

00:50:43.000 That's true.

00:50:44.000 That's good.

00:50:45.000 That's their role.

00:50:46.000 I, as the dad, go, that sucks.

00:50:48.000 First of all, a horse does not have five legs, retard.

00:50:51.000 And the kid gets a balance.

00:50:53.000 But now, when you ruin their life, take away children, make them celibate, they sit there with a Hitachi magic wand and a fur baby going, this is actually better.

00:51:01.000 Like, I'm actually loving this.

00:51:05.000 See, I'm smiling.

00:51:07.000 See?

00:51:09.000 That was my friend Robbie's favorite rape joke.

00:51:12.000 He said, it's the harshest joke I've ever heard, so brace yourself.

00:51:15.000 Because I hate fucking fake smiles, fake people.

00:51:18.000 Like, I was raping this girl the other night, and I was holding a knife to her neck, and I said, smile, bitch.

00:51:23.000 And she was crying, and she's like, I'm smiling.

00:51:25.000 See, I'm smiling.

00:51:29.000 Holy shit.

00:51:32.000 That is piquant.

00:51:34.000 That's too much indecency.

00:51:37.000 You can't always do that.

00:51:37.000 Oh, Milo just sent me this.

00:51:38.000 I emailed it to you.

00:51:40.000 And Antifa getting arrested.

00:51:43.000 With all these extra rules, we now end extra brattiness.

00:51:47.000 So the cops have 900 new rules about arresting people, and they're all on camera.

00:51:51.000 If we only show the worst part of the arrest, that's A and B. C, we're at unprecedented brattiness.

00:51:59.000 So now we have screaming, insane brats who are multi-gendered, and it takes nine guys to arrest them.

00:52:08.000 including I believe the National Guard.

00:52:11.000 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

00:52:22.000 It's like a dozen guys.

00:52:23.000 I've come in peace.

00:52:24.000 I come at peace.

00:52:25.000 SWAT?

00:52:28.000 Is that the army?

00:52:30.000 Army?

00:52:30.000 And then normal cops.

00:52:34.000 I've come with peace.

00:52:34.000 I come with peace.

00:52:35.000 I come in because he's not a space?

00:52:39.000 Am I legally obligated to go down?

00:52:41.000 Please.

00:52:42.000 Get out of my face.

00:52:43.000 Take me to your leader.

00:52:48.000 I'm just asking, why is this happening?

00:52:50.000 We've got to come up with a better way to subdue people.

00:52:53.000 I mean, how many hours of footage have we watched of people, cops trying to get your arms behind your back?

00:53:00.000 They have that stick with the loop on the end?

00:53:02.000 There should be like a loop thing where you put one thing on here, then you hold the other wrist and you go zoop.

00:53:08.000 And they like come together.

00:53:11.000 Can they invent that, please?

00:53:12.000 I've been watching videos just of resisting arrest like the whole weekend, and things went bad.

00:53:18.000 We're in Escape from New York.

00:53:19.000 You should see, I was in Lower Manhattan after we did the Vince Parko thing, and it's indistinguishable from Escape from New York.

00:53:26.000 I have a video I'll show you.

00:53:33.000 I am a woman!

00:53:34.000 Hear that?

00:53:35.000 I am a woman.

00:53:40.000 I'm a musical veteran!

00:53:41.000 I'm a yellow!

00:53:46.000 come in peace.

00:53:56.000 You're that?

00:53:56.000 They're yelling?

00:53:57.000 Yeah.

00:53:57.000 I hope the Taliban shoots you one day, motherfuckers.

00:54:00.000 Hold on.

00:54:01.000 You are not patriots.

00:54:03.000 You are not patriots.

00:54:05.000 No, I am not all right.

00:54:07.000 No, and I am a woman.

00:54:12.000 Stop mischiggering me.

00:54:15.000 Stop misgendering me.

00:54:18.000 Yeah, actually, you guys are under arrest.

00:54:20.000 You've been misgendering this person this whole time.

00:54:22.000 Wait, check your email for that video I made of New York City.

00:54:27.000 I got it.

00:54:30.000 I don't feel safe in New York anymore.

00:54:32.000 It feels like I wasn't here in the 80s, but from what I'm told, it sounds like we're back in the 80s.

00:54:37.000 That's City Hall.

00:54:42.000 Look at that.

00:54:43.000 All cops are bastards.

00:54:46.000 Communist flags.

00:54:49.000 Lenape lands.

00:54:50.000 We have to give this Manhattan back to the Lenape Indians, I guess.

00:54:54.000 And then people just yelling obscenities at the cops.

00:54:57.000 Fuck you, pig.

00:54:58.000 I think I caught it on tape.

00:55:02.000 At the post office across from Penn Station, that little city that they have, the homeless people has been growing.

00:55:08.000 They have a whole like half block now.

00:55:10.000 It's like Philly now.

00:55:11.000 Where the homeless just like.

00:55:13.000 It's like Skid Row.

00:55:14.000 Yeah.

00:55:14.000 It's bananas.

00:55:16.000 Absolutely bananas.

00:55:18.000 This reminds me when you're saying not a woman.

00:55:19.000 It reminds me of a tweet Rhea Butcher put out.

00:55:21.000 Butcher, she's a lesbian comedian.

00:55:24.000 And this is a thing now.

00:55:25.000 I mean, I'll never get used to this.

00:55:27.000 Ever.

00:55:28.000 I promise you.

00:55:29.000 She just goes, just real quick, I'm not a woman.

00:55:33.000 Thanks, everyone.

00:55:35.000 You're also not great at punctuation.

00:55:37.000 Just real quick, comma.

00:55:39.000 Okay.

00:55:40.000 I'm not a woman.

00:55:41.000 Period.

00:55:42.000 And then thanks, comma, everyone, period.

00:55:46.000 No period for her.

00:55:48.000 Him.

00:55:50.000 You're a lesbian.

00:55:51.000 You're a Hannah Gatz because she's.

00:55:52.000 Isn't it kind of sexist for a lesbian to deny her womanness?

00:55:57.000 Women are included in lesbians.

00:55:58.000 You're saying lesbians aren't women.

00:56:01.000 Google image her.

00:56:03.000 You're certainly not a man, my dear.

00:56:05.000 Do you want to talk about shit jokes?

00:56:07.000 Do you want to get in a fist fight after being compared to John Goodman and have to mop up the blood the next day?

00:56:14.000 Speaking of which, we're in the same garb.

00:56:16.000 Yeah.

00:56:16.000 Brigg Goodman as well.

00:56:17.000 Do you think you're us?

00:56:18.000 Like, do you want to watch graveyard cars?

00:56:20.000 I've noticed, by the way, when it's the other way around and they become trans, you check their Twitter and there's tons of sports shit.

00:56:27.000 Whoa.

00:56:28.000 Because they're like, fucking, what's the matter with Colin Kaepernick?

00:56:32.000 He's got the worst defender in the league.

00:56:34.000 I don't know anything about football, but bitching about the Jets and you're like, great defense.

00:56:39.000 If we don't get a good front yard linesman, we're fucked this year.

00:56:44.000 Wow, you sure sound like a dude.

00:56:46.000 I don't sound like a dude right there.

00:56:50.000 But yeah, look at her.

00:56:52.000 Lady, you are in the dictionary under lesbian.

00:56:57.000 Her girlfriend is the same way.

00:57:00.000 Is that her?

00:57:01.000 Yeah.

00:57:02.000 Like they wear jeans and tuck their shirt in and they think that's all it takes to become a man.

00:57:06.000 That's a dude right there.

00:57:07.000 And they're often, you know what they tend to look like?

00:57:10.000 Handsome little 12-year-old boys.

00:57:12.000 Like look at that baseball pic.

00:57:14.000 That's not a man.

00:57:15.000 What the?

00:57:16.000 That's my son.

00:57:17.000 There's no crying in baseball.

00:57:21.000 Look at those clowns.

00:57:22.000 Look at that picture where she's with the girlfriend there.

00:57:24.000 Yeah.

00:57:25.000 You're women, dummy.

00:57:27.000 Do you really think you're anything but well, I'm not a man, but I'm not a woman.

00:57:31.000 No, you're not.

00:57:32.000 You're a boring.

00:57:34.000 Oh, Cameron is.

00:57:35.000 Run of the mill.

00:57:36.000 That's another woman.

00:57:37.000 Dictionary definition lesbian.

00:57:40.000 I've met a billion of you.

00:57:41.000 You look exactly like the lesbians from the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s.

00:57:46.000 You're a textbook lesbian.

00:57:48.000 There's nothing genderless about you.

00:57:50.000 You're not magic.

00:57:52.000 Okay?

00:57:52.000 Sorry, lesbian wasn't exciting enough.

00:57:55.000 Is that a name short for diarrhea?

00:57:59.000 All right, moving on.

00:58:01.000 Like, a dude wants to fuck a chick, like, really pound her.

00:58:05.000 And part of the fun of sex for both, for women, it's being dominated and having this guy in control and feeling like vulnerable, but also safe at the same time.

00:58:14.000 He might smack my ass.

00:58:15.000 I don't know.

00:58:17.000 There's some danger involved.

00:58:19.000 And then the man, it's like you're controlling this thing.

00:58:22.000 It's like you're riding a giant seahorse.

00:58:24.000 Just like, I'm moving it and I'm doing this and I'm in control and I'm the boss and I'm fixing things.

00:58:31.000 That's the fun of it.

00:58:34.000 So I don't see her, Rhea Butcher, as like really pinning a bitch down and giving it to her.

00:58:39.000 They just scissor and then they eventually get lesbian bed death because are lesbians really a real?

00:58:47.000 Are they?

00:58:48.000 I don't believe in lesbian sex when I hear like my lesbian friend like, oh yeah, we had sex.

00:58:53.000 It's like, no, you didn't.

00:58:54.000 No, you didn't.

00:58:54.000 You fucking made out someone fingered someone.

00:58:57.000 Right.

00:59:02.000 Which reminds me of this Taylor Swift video.

00:59:05.000 I know this is ancient news, but it came up on my feed.

00:59:08.000 No, it came up on my TV when I was channel flipping and I made a note to myself to really go through this because the way Taylor Swift stereotypes men in this video is so juvenile and such a ridiculous exaggeration that it's actually a parody of the way women see men.

00:59:28.000 So I see it as like, this is a men's rights video.

00:59:31.000 It's so bad.

00:59:33.000 Check it out.

00:59:39.000 Men are losers.

00:59:40.000 Men are gross.

00:59:41.000 They're disgusting.

00:59:42.000 They're rich and they smoke cigars and grab women's ass.

00:59:45.000 You know, the way women often portray men, it reminds me of the most racist Sambo from like the 1800s.

00:59:53.000 One time for Halloween, I was a woman dressed as a man.

00:59:56.000 So I had makeup on and then I washed it off and I put a wig on and then stuffed it into a fedora.

01:00:01.000 And I had like flats on and a woman's blazer and stuff.

01:00:04.000 And I was like, I had tea leaves on my face to do a fake beard.

01:00:08.000 And I had a cigar and I was like, hey, man.

01:00:10.000 Oh, I love tits.

01:00:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:12.000 They're really cool.

01:00:13.000 Yeah.

01:00:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:00:14.000 Grabbing asses and stuff.

01:00:15.000 It's kind of racist the way they see us.

01:00:18.000 But this video is cartoonishly insulting misandry.

01:00:22.000 That's what you call it when you're sexist towards men.

01:00:25.000 That's Taylor Swift.

01:00:27.000 She is the man.

01:00:29.000 And I don't know.

01:00:30.000 I'm constantly shocked at how much women hate us.

01:00:34.000 This is so fucking mean, this video.

01:00:37.000 But you can do that because you're making fun of men.

01:00:39.000 And men are fucking garbage, right?

01:00:40.000 Homer Simpson?

01:00:41.000 All right, so just pause.

01:00:43.000 Here is, she's a rich businessman.

01:00:46.000 This is what she would be if she was a man, right?

01:00:48.000 And you're supposed to have contempt for a wealthy CEO looking out at the city.

01:00:55.000 Now, office space like this, it appears to be in Midtown, very expensive, maybe 17 grand a month.

01:01:03.000 You want to indulge in that once in a while.

01:01:06.000 Can we not indulge in the view?

01:01:07.000 Like, how is this a sin?

01:01:09.000 It's not easy to become a successful CEO in Manhattan.

01:01:13.000 Congratulations, dude.

01:01:15.000 Nice job.

01:01:16.000 Enjoy the view.

01:01:17.000 You rock.

01:01:20.000 Turn it up.

01:01:20.000 I can't hear shit.

01:01:21.000 Why has it not started yet?

01:01:23.000 I would be complex.

01:01:25.000 I would be cool.

01:01:27.000 They'd say I played the field before I found someone to commit to.

01:01:34.000 What's the matter with that?

01:01:36.000 You fucked a bunch of chicks.

01:01:37.000 You know who else has played the field?

01:01:40.000 A woman named Taylor Swift.

01:01:44.000 She's fucked tons of dudes.

01:01:46.000 I've seen them in the gossip mags.

01:01:48.000 So that's not a sin.

01:01:50.000 And here's this part coming up is weird.

01:01:53.000 Everyone at this office loves this guy.

01:01:56.000 So he's obviously a great boss who really inspires people to make more money, not just for the company, but for themselves.

01:02:03.000 This guy's awesome.

01:02:06.000 For me to do every conquest I have.

01:02:10.000 Come on, let's get to work.

01:02:11.000 Get to work.

01:02:13.000 Okay, we will, boss.

01:02:13.000 You rock.

01:02:16.000 I paused.

01:02:17.000 This is so unimaginative.

01:02:19.000 They just ripped off the Wolf of Wall Street Leonardo DiCaprio scene where he stands there and says, I'm not leaving.

01:02:25.000 I'm not leaving.

01:02:26.000 And everyone cheers and claps.

01:02:27.000 And everyone cheers and claps at that dude, which they did in real life because he was making them tons of fucking money.

01:02:36.000 An alpha type.

01:02:38.000 He hires tons of women.

01:02:39.000 Blacks.

01:02:40.000 Very diverse office.

01:02:43.000 Okay, well, stop.

01:02:46.000 I fucking hate mansplaining.

01:02:48.000 What is this?

01:02:48.000 Man versus caster?

01:02:52.000 Disaster?

01:02:54.000 Anyway.

01:02:55.000 Disaster looks like it.

01:02:56.000 Man versus disaster?

01:02:58.000 That sounds good.

01:02:59.000 Oh, look, capitalize on the feel.

01:03:03.000 Anyway, this isn't a thing.

01:03:05.000 Man spreading is not a thing.

01:03:07.000 You know what is a thing?

01:03:09.000 Women spreading.

01:03:10.000 I'm on the subway on a regular basis, and women always put their expensive purses next to them.

01:03:17.000 Sometimes they have shopping bags and purses.

01:03:20.000 In a bar, you almost always have to say to the woman, oh, is someone, and she goes, oh, I'm sorry.

01:03:28.000 And she'll pick up her purse because her purse got its own seat at the bar.

01:03:33.000 There's me, a human, and then a Louis Vuitton.

01:03:36.000 Like, they don't want to put on the ground because it's like a thousand bucks.

01:03:39.000 So they give it its own chair.

01:03:40.000 Woman spreading is a serious problem in New York.

01:03:43.000 Not really.

01:03:44.000 Not serious, but if there's any spreading going on, it's broads.

01:03:49.000 And you can't smoke on the subway, to be clear.

01:03:57.000 Wait, wait, what's with his briefcase?

01:04:00.000 Is he a DJ?

01:04:01.000 It's got like 500 vinyl records in there.

01:04:15.000 Tap your ashes into a purse?

01:04:17.000 You can't smoke on the subway, and no one would ever let you tap their ashes into their purse for men with real thirst.

01:04:26.000 He's going to be thirsty for some reason.

01:04:28.000 Wait, wait, go back, go back.

01:04:29.000 What did he just do?

01:04:30.000 Throw garbage on someone one second ago?

01:04:34.000 Wait, wait, go back.

01:04:35.000 What is that?

01:04:35.000 If I was a man, then I'd be the man, I'd be the man You know when men do that?

01:04:42.000 When they're looking at the paper and they put shit over?

01:04:44.000 You know who pisses me off on the train, by the way?

01:04:46.000 It's liberals because they read the New York Times and it's a giant fucking newspaper that takes up the whole train.

01:04:51.000 What do working class people read?

01:04:53.000 The New York Post.

01:04:54.000 It's a little tiny paper that doesn't get in anyone's way.

01:05:03.000 You can't piss in the subway, major fines.

01:05:06.000 Even in today's anarchist New York, you'll get in big shit.

01:05:10.000 I went to court for it once.

01:05:14.000 So his piss is paint, and it says the man.

01:05:19.000 By the way, this is okay, this is also supposed to make you mad, right?

01:05:22.000 That he has all these chicks lying around sunbathing.

01:05:26.000 How about these stupid chicks that are sex toys?

01:05:29.000 How come they have no culpability?

01:05:32.000 If you're a dumb slut who just lets rich guys fuck you so you can sunbathe, you're a loser and you should be ashamed of yourself.

01:05:40.000 You're wasting your life.

01:05:41.000 You stupid whore.

01:05:43.000 You're a cheap prostitute.

01:05:45.000 Prostitutes usually get hundreds of dollars.

01:05:47.000 You get to be a stowaway on a sunbathing machine.

01:05:52.000 Pathetic.

01:05:54.000 I don't see any.

01:05:55.000 And if a man can pull that off, congratulations, buddy.

01:05:58.000 You managed to find all the dumb sluts.

01:06:01.000 They wouldn't shake their heads and question how much of this guy deserves.

01:06:05.000 Versace shirt.

01:06:11.000 Okay, finally, finally, the guy does something shitty.

01:06:15.000 He yells at a waiter.

01:06:17.000 I don't know what this waiter did, but it appears that he's being mean.

01:06:22.000 So we're what?

01:06:23.000 A minute, we're a quarter of the way in, and the guy's finally been a dick.

01:06:28.000 Okay.

01:06:29.000 *music*

01:06:36.000 What is this?

01:06:37.000 Is this what women think we do?

01:06:40.000 Even the Wolf of Wall Street guy, the peak of his wealth, he had one chick.

01:06:44.000 The only time I've seen a horde of whores like that is with black wrappers.

01:06:50.000 It's not really a white thing.

01:06:52.000 If I may too, this guy is less successful than Taylor Swift.

01:06:56.000 Yeah, he has less money than Clay Swift.

01:06:58.000 He's less slammed the food chain than she has.

01:07:00.000 And I'm sure she's been on a boat and there was a bunch of hangers on, these dudes dying to fuck her.

01:07:04.000 Sunbathing hotties.

01:07:06.000 Okay.

01:07:15.000 Okay, so he gets up early after he fucks a chick and he's ready to go to work at it appears to be like 7 a.m.

01:07:20.000 Is that bad?

01:07:27.000 And I'm so sick of them coming at me again.

01:07:31.000 Cause if I was a man.

01:07:32.000 What the fuck is this?

01:07:35.000 Like, is she saying that men have it so easy?

01:07:37.000 And if she was a man, things would have been so easy for her.

01:07:39.000 She's a very talented songwriter who's made, I don't know, hundreds of millions with her awesome songs.

01:07:45.000 But if only I was a man, things would...

01:07:49.000 America, if it has any ism, it's beauty-ism.

01:07:53.000 It's ugly-ism.

01:07:54.000 They don't like uglies.

01:07:56.000 Taylor Swift's very attractive, and that really helped her singing career.

01:08:01.000 If she was a fat, ugly pig, I don't think we'd know who Taylor Swift is.

01:08:07.000 So juvenile.

01:08:09.000 So shitty.

01:08:10.000 Like, who is the homo who came up with this video?

01:08:14.000 And then we'll have multicolored hands, and Taylor, you just go through and you're slapping all the hands, and they're every color, every stripe.

01:08:22.000 What does this mean?

01:08:26.000 Okay, so this guy's supposed to be a villain, right?

01:08:29.000 So he's a villain, and he's on his phone when he should be with his, I guess, his daughter.

01:08:34.000 I guess he's getting older now.

01:08:36.000 Okay, that's shitty.

01:08:37.000 So that's two shitty things so far.

01:08:38.000 Being rude to the waiter and taking a call when you're with your daughter.

01:08:47.000 Well, he's not on the phone anymore, so that call doesn't count.

01:08:50.000 That wasn't a big deal.

01:08:54.000 Okay, what's the subtext there?

01:08:56.000 That we get way too much praise for the slightest thing.

01:09:00.000 We pick up our daughter once and everyone thinks we're the world's greatest dad.

01:09:04.000 The opposite is true.

01:09:05.000 Dads can do no good.

01:09:08.000 Watch TV.

01:09:09.000 Look at the father character.

01:09:11.000 He's always the bumbling idiot.

01:09:13.000 And not just The Simpsons.

01:09:14.000 Check out the cartoon Gumball.

01:09:17.000 The rabbit dad of Gumball is a hundred light years past retarded.

01:09:24.000 He can't feed himself.

01:09:25.000 He doesn't know what a fridge is.

01:09:27.000 I don't know how he drives.

01:09:28.000 He's constantly bumping into things and talking to inanimate objects.

01:09:32.000 That's the way dads are portrayed in this world.

01:09:35.000 In fact, Black Lives Matter has said their job is to destroy the nuclear family.

01:09:41.000 The American left is determined to nullify dads.

01:09:46.000 Mother's Day, big deal.

01:09:47.000 Father's Day.

01:09:50.000 So this isn't a thing.

01:09:56.000 We talk about asses and tits.

01:10:00.000 We get in fights.

01:10:03.000 We sometimes do shots off of hot chicks, probably like once every eight years.

01:10:09.000 We don't have our own money.

01:10:11.000 We're not on the money.

01:10:12.000 White men are on the money, but it's not us.

01:10:15.000 It's George Washington and guys like that, Ben Franklin.

01:10:20.000 Okay.

01:10:21.000 Some of us play tennis.

01:10:23.000 Women's charity.

01:10:24.000 Wow, this guy really is a jerk.

01:10:27.000 That's how my youngest boy pronounces jerk.

01:10:34.000 Okay, so let me get this straight.

01:10:35.000 I just figured out the song right now.

01:10:37.000 She's sick of people coming at her and shitting on her.

01:10:41.000 And if she was a man, that wouldn't happen.

01:10:44.000 Taylor, you sold your song rights away.

01:10:47.000 You sold your publishing.

01:10:49.000 And then you got pissed off that someone else was making money and they said that you can't perform these songs.

01:10:54.000 And then you tried to sue them.

01:10:57.000 You signed the deal.

01:10:58.000 Well, I was just, I was a kid then.

01:11:00.000 Yeah, that's why you got a lawyer.

01:11:02.000 A lawyer read it and you and your lawyer, your counsel, made a decision together.

01:11:07.000 So you're not a victim.

01:11:09.000 You're a multi-millionaire, incredibly successful woman.

01:11:15.000 And yes, you get shit on social media, as do 100% of famous people.

01:11:22.000 You want to fucking know what it's like to be shat on and attacked?

01:11:25.000 Try being me, you stupid bitch.

01:11:27.000 Try having your friends thrown in prison for Mutual combat.

01:11:33.000 Yes.

01:11:34.000 One tennis player, John McEnroe, lost his temper.

01:11:38.000 58 years later.

01:11:45.000 Yeah, that's really common, isn't it?

01:11:47.000 How many 80-year-olds are married to 25-year-olds?

01:11:50.000 Like eight.

01:11:52.000 There was, what's her name?

01:11:54.000 The one who's dead now.

01:11:55.000 Anna Cole Smith.

01:11:55.000 Anna Nicole Smith.

01:11:56.000 And that was world news.

01:11:58.000 That was so crazy.

01:11:59.000 How many times do you meet a geriatric who looks like this and he goes, hi, this is my bride, Julia?

01:12:07.000 It's not a thing.

01:12:09.000 There are as many Nazis as there are senior citizens married to girls like that.

01:12:14.000 Like, the stereotypes here are 1940s racist.

01:12:20.000 This is Sambo shit.

01:12:24.000 This isn't a thing, bitch.

01:12:32.000 This is actually a parody of how women see men.

01:12:36.000 Man Dance Film Festival.

01:12:37.000 Yeah, wait a minute.

01:12:38.000 You can't, by the way, just for the directors of videos, you can't now go back in time.

01:12:43.000 You already did 58 years later.

01:12:45.000 You have to end with the old man.

01:12:46.000 You can't go back and show footage of him slapping colored fists.

01:12:50.000 That's done.

01:12:51.000 What is he?

01:12:52.000 time traveler now I'll be the man Oh Oh If your employees are clapping, right?

01:13:01.000 Just pause.

01:13:02.000 If your employees are clapping when you're in the office, then you're making them a ton of dough and you're awesome.

01:13:08.000 If there are about 1310s on your yacht, you're fucking charming and amazing in bed and you have a lot of Coke.

01:13:18.000 What's the issue here?

01:13:20.000 this is a jerk Yeah, this isn't the life we lead, ladies.

01:13:34.000 It's not what it's like to be us.

01:13:40.000 Fuck you.

01:13:47.000 What's gonna happen now, Taylor?

01:13:51.000 Hey, just checking.

01:13:53.000 Was that last take more what you had in mind?

01:13:56.000 Pretty good.

01:13:57.000 Could you try to be sexier?

01:13:59.000 Maybe more likable this time?

01:14:01.000 Okay.

01:14:03.000 Okay, no problem.

01:14:05.000 Is that The Rock?

01:14:09.000 That was fucking Russian levels.

01:14:13.000 Like, I thought I was watching a video in another country.

01:14:18.000 Fuck you, Taylor Swift.

01:14:19.000 you can't.

01:14:27.000 Look at the quality of my suit.

01:14:29.000 First of all, you get this cool little Gavin McInnis in it, right?

01:14:36.000 And then it's got these little tugs here.

01:14:39.000 Oh, yeah.

01:14:39.000 Just in case you lose, or yeah, you lose some weight, which is, I respect, obviously not happening.

01:14:44.000 Can you see the back of the pants?

01:14:45.000 Does it have the after-dinner split?

01:14:48.000 No, after-dinner split.

01:14:49.000 That's alright, though.

01:14:50.000 I need one, though.

01:14:51.000 Yeah.

01:14:51.000 These are feeling kind of tight.

01:14:55.000 Yeah, no belt's the way to go.

01:14:56.000 That's a sleek look.

01:14:57.000 Ryan said to me when we were shooting, all my shirts have GMM, Gavin, Miles, McInnes.

01:15:02.000 And Ryan goes, what's your middle name again?

01:15:03.000 I go, Miles.

01:15:04.000 And he goes, oh, yeah, I saw it on your bracelet there.

01:15:06.000 First I said collar.

01:15:07.000 Your collar.

01:15:08.000 And I go, my collar?

01:15:09.000 He goes, oh, no, your bracelet.

01:15:11.000 Your arm collar.

01:15:12.000 This is a bracelet.

01:15:13.000 I know what they are.

01:15:14.000 I just get all tongue twisted.

01:15:16.000 I got hit a lot this weekend.

01:15:20.000 I got bidened.

01:15:23.000 Last thing on the feminism, of course, is this weird old Kant I'd never heard of before.

01:15:29.000 Atheism is unstoppable.

01:15:31.000 I was very familiar with her, but I never heard of her.

01:15:34.000 Her problem with education is that it's not left-wing enough.

01:15:40.000 1-8.

01:15:45.000 This is amazing.

01:15:48.000 If you're white, please watch this video.

01:15:50.000 Who is that?

01:15:54.000 All whites are racist.

01:15:56.000 Can you expound on that?

01:15:58.000 Please.

01:15:59.000 Any white person who was born, raised, and schooled in the United States of America, if you aren't a racist, you're a miracle.

01:16:07.000 Either that or you decided to educate yourself.

01:16:11.000 Because education in this country is about white is right, brown's all right, black's got to stand back.

01:16:18.000 Yellow's mellow, but whites, we educate in a way that says that white males have done all the adventures, have made all the adventures, have done all the discovering, have made all everything that is.

01:16:29.000 In a predominantly white country, which is now 14% black, but back when she, I assume she's talking about her education in the 60s.

01:16:38.000 So blacks were probably like 8%.

01:16:41.000 So I'm guessing they're probably appeared in about 8% of the stories.

01:16:46.000 You don't think she's been in a school in a long time?

01:16:48.000 I don't think so.

01:16:50.000 Good that has been accomplished, has been accomplished according to social studies, which is actually anti-social studies, by white males.

01:16:56.000 It's a lie.

01:16:58.000 But we do that in order to maintain the myth of white superiority.

01:17:03.000 Okay.

01:17:03.000 The myth of race.

01:17:04.000 We're focusing on peanut butter and the traffic light, I guess.

01:17:07.000 And the Afro comb.

01:17:09.000 To be maintained by the people.

01:17:10.000 Who invented the car?

01:17:11.000 Who invented electricity?

01:17:14.000 Who invented air conditioning?

01:17:16.000 Who put a giant thing with wings into the sky and enabled people to travel around the world?

01:17:24.000 Who was that?

01:17:26.000 It's in this country.

01:17:28.000 Because if white people have to give up the color of their skin as being something that makes them perfect, what do they have left?

01:17:34.000 If we start teaching the truth about history, if we start teaching about Nile Valley contributions to civilization, it will totally change.

01:17:43.000 Did you hear what she just said?

01:17:44.000 Nile Valley contributions.

01:17:46.000 Yeah.

01:17:47.000 She's talking about Egypt.

01:17:50.000 She's saying we was kings.

01:17:53.000 Lady, as we learned in our little chart the other day in our history lesson, Egypt is 2000 BC.

01:18:02.000 Sorry, there is some controversy about the scissor.

01:18:05.000 I think it was Leonardo da Vinci.

01:18:08.000 Others think that the scissors that ancient Egyptians used is comparable to ours.

01:18:13.000 What else do they fucking invent?

01:18:15.000 The pyramids?

01:18:16.000 Slavery?

01:18:19.000 I think Rome might have a little bit more of an influence on modern man.

01:18:26.000 I think the Magna Carta, the social contract, Germany, America is basically founded by Germans, Protestants.

01:18:38.000 Well.

01:18:40.000 Well, you know how we wrap our dead in cloth and then pull out their organs and put them in little jars?

01:18:45.000 Yeah, we're all the mummies.

01:18:47.000 That was, believe it or not.

01:18:48.000 We have totally ignored Egypt's influence on American history.

01:18:52.000 Yeah, correct.

01:18:54.000 And by the way, not being a racist in school, my daughter is bombarded with Birmingham and blacks.

01:19:01.000 And she had to watch Hidden Figures for School, a fake movie full of bullshit that pretends that NASA had racially segregated bathrooms.

01:19:11.000 They did not.

01:19:12.000 And it pretends that these women who were just math janitors put a man on the moon.

01:19:19.000 Like, she's just a, these are all just lies.

01:19:22.000 I couldn't, I think the biggest problem with America today is that, obviously, college is crap, but who gives a fuck?

01:19:29.000 K through 12 is all Marxist bullshit claptrap BLM.

01:19:35.000 Remember the teacher we had on the other day who was doing the thing, they were quizzing people about American history?

01:19:41.000 And she said, I don't teach the syllabus.

01:19:43.000 I teach them about activism, about Black Lives Matter.

01:19:46.000 That's what goes on in school now.

01:19:47.000 What grade was that?

01:19:48.000 Fourth grade?

01:19:49.000 Elementary.

01:19:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:51.000 When my kid was, when Johnny was in pre-K, he told me he hated Trump.

01:19:56.000 He was fucking three.

01:19:58.000 I remember in kindergarten, they had me vote.

01:20:00.000 They had everybody vote for Pataki and Giuliani, I think, or some crap like that.

01:20:06.000 Isn't that weird?

01:20:07.000 Yeah.

01:20:07.000 First grade.

01:20:09.000 The way we conduct ourselves in the classroom.

01:20:11.000 It will have to.

01:20:13.000 Columbus didn't discover America.

01:20:14.000 You can't discover a place where people are already living.

01:20:16.000 Just part of it.

01:20:18.000 No one said Columbus discovered America.

01:20:20.000 He landed in the fucking Caribbean, you tard.

01:20:23.000 There were two ships that came here.

01:20:26.000 There was Plymouth Rock and there was whatever it's called, Williamsburg.

01:20:31.000 Read that every October.

01:20:33.000 It's a lie.

01:20:35.000 We need to stop telling you this.

01:20:37.000 We're going to school you on what happened here.

01:20:39.000 The British came.

01:20:40.000 They fought with the Indians.

01:20:42.000 We declared independence.

01:20:43.000 We kept fighting with the Indians.

01:20:44.000 Overall, 400 years, we fought with them.

01:20:47.000 That's our best adversary, I think, since the beginning of man.

01:20:50.000 The Crusades came close.

01:20:52.000 Islam was almost as worthy an adversary.

01:20:55.000 Nazis were nothing.

01:20:56.000 What was that?

01:20:57.000 Three years?

01:20:59.000 Obama's Medicare website took more money and time than fucking killing the Nazis.

01:21:05.000 They were not worthy.

01:21:07.000 But the Indians?

01:21:08.000 Worthy.

01:21:09.000 But, my dear, we won.

01:21:11.000 That's how things happen.

01:21:14.000 That's how the Indians got their land.

01:21:16.000 They took it from other Indians.

01:21:18.000 They conquered other Indians.

01:21:21.000 God, she's a retard.

01:21:23.000 Start telling the truth.

01:21:24.000 So when you tell people that they're racist, it must have some kind of effect because most people will say, I'm not racist.

01:21:33.000 I'm not a racist.

01:21:34.000 Why some of my best friends are black?

01:21:35.000 Right.

01:21:36.000 Yeah, and then you say, name one.

01:21:39.000 Or this one.

01:21:39.000 I don't see color.

01:21:41.000 And when some woman says to me, I don't see color, I say, I knew that.

01:21:45.000 If you saw color, you wouldn't dye your hair that way.

01:21:48.000 Oh, my God.

01:21:49.000 Like, she's an absolute fucking imbecile.

01:21:52.000 Or I say, if you saw color, you wouldn't wear that shirt with those pants.

01:21:57.000 I believe that you don't see color.

01:21:59.000 It's an attempt to deny skin color.

01:22:02.000 And it's an attempt to deny, what's wrong with seeing the color of my skin?

01:22:07.000 Is it all right for you to see me kind of pink?

01:22:10.000 That's okay for me.

01:22:11.000 I don't mind.

01:22:13.000 And I suspect.

01:22:14.000 I don't think you're all gray.

01:22:16.000 Your clothes, your hair, your earrings.

01:22:19.000 I don't mind being seen the color you are.

01:22:21.000 You have a right to be what you are.

01:22:23.000 And until people in this country...

01:22:27.000 By the way, you notice that the left is sort of colour, because obviously she's a geriatric, but the fact that Alyssa Milano is forwarding her shows that she's indicative of the mentality.

01:22:35.000 And you notice they're getting away from MLK.

01:22:38.000 MLK is becoming too right-wing.

01:22:41.000 They embrace identity politics.

01:22:43.000 He eschewed identity politics.

01:22:46.000 And he's about to be canceled.

01:22:51.000 People in this world get it into their heads that the first modern human beings that evolved on this earth were black women.

01:22:58.000 They evolved in sub-Saharan Africa about 280,000 years ago.

01:23:02.000 And every human being on the face of the earth today has the memory of those black women's genetic structure in their genes.

01:23:09.000 Okay, cool.

01:23:10.000 So aren't you also calling black people the most primitive people then?

01:23:16.000 The least evolved?

01:23:18.000 Isn't that what you just said?

01:23:20.000 By the way, I sent you some articles.

01:23:23.000 Professors now.

01:23:26.000 Professors are concerned.

01:23:28.000 I emailed you.

01:23:30.000 Are concerned with going to Zoom and becoming digital?

01:23:35.000 No, not that.

01:23:36.000 It's another one.

01:23:36.000 the other one home because they fear their students will What are you doing?

01:23:49.000 Are you sure?

01:23:50.000 I'm sure.

01:23:51.000 It's the Medium article sent at this time.

01:23:57.000 Poopy, goodoopy.

01:23:59.000 Well, just look up professors worried students will share lectures with right-wing sites.

01:24:04.000 It's on campus reform.

01:24:05.000 They say professors across the country are expressing concern over courses being moved online as a result of the coronavirus pandemic.

01:24:12.000 One professor expresses concern that quote-unquote right-wing sites could expose what is being taught in college courses.

01:24:20.000 In other words, what we just did to that chick, normally she has a captive audience and they all have to fall for her bullshit.

01:24:28.000 But If you share these classes, us sane non-liberals can say, we fought with the Indians for 400 years, we conquered them, got the land, then we took it from the English, and we became America.

01:24:42.000 So it started in 1776.

01:24:44.000 Nothing before that matters.

01:24:45.000 Oh, and after the Civil War, the balance sheet was zero.

01:24:48.000 So it wasn't the slaves, all the slave money was gone.

01:24:51.000 So we did not steal this land, and it was not built by slaves.

01:24:56.000 Isn't that awesome?

01:24:58.000 This is why they say, I don't want to give Nazis a platform because their platform is genocide.

01:25:05.000 And if you let them talk, then people will die.

01:25:08.000 That's bullshit.

01:25:10.000 What they really mean is I don't want to argue with them because I'll look like a fucking idiot because I have no idea what I'm talking about.

01:25:16.000 And now professors are going to have to face the internet.

01:25:22.000 Good.

01:25:27.000 What else do we got here?

01:25:29.000 Jesus, there's a lot of shit.

01:25:32.000 I also sent you another article.

01:25:34.000 There's this fucking bitch named Nandini Jammy, Indian woman.

01:25:42.000 And she's the one.

01:25:43.000 It's getting so hot in here.

01:25:44.000 I got to take this off.

01:25:46.000 You know when you hear about like, oh, they shut down our payment thing and we can't use PayPal or we can't process things or Proud Boys had their fucking whatever Uber canceled?

01:25:59.000 This is the bitch.

01:26:00.000 I sent you this article.

01:26:02.000 Or also look up Breitbart Matt Rivets of Far Left Sleeping Giants admits discriminating against women of color.

01:26:10.000 What was this site Breitbart, right?

01:26:12.000 She's canceling everything.

01:26:13.000 She is really the driving force behind most of cancel culture when it comes to conservatives.

01:26:19.000 So she's just, she works with Sleeping Giants.

01:26:21.000 She co-founded it.

01:26:22.000 And as always happens with these lefties, they cannibalize themselves.

01:26:26.000 So now she's canceling her own company, Sleeping Giants.

01:26:31.000 Isn't that awesome?

01:26:33.000 So they got together and started canceling people for being racist, sexist, whatever, homophobic.

01:26:39.000 And they shut down.

01:26:40.000 They tried to shut down Breitbart.

01:26:42.000 They cost Breitbart millions.

01:26:43.000 Tucker Carlson organized a boycott.

01:26:46.000 Like everything, every time you hear about it, it's 90% of the time it comes down to one of these cocksuckers.

01:26:52.000 And now they start turning on each other.

01:26:55.000 And then Deani Jammy says, he never invites me to things and he gets all the money and he's sexist and he trivializes my voice because I'm a person of color.

01:27:04.000 So now her own company is racist.

01:27:07.000 So she's quitting.

01:27:08.000 But what does his letter say?

01:27:11.000 Letter of apology.

01:27:12.000 Let's see here.

01:27:12.000 Matt here.

01:27:13.000 Oh, hi, Matt.

01:27:15.000 Oh, hi, Mark.

01:27:16.000 Oh, hi, Mark.

01:27:17.000 By now, many of you have likely read the post from Nandini Jammy, with whom I've collaborated for the last nearly four years.

01:27:24.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:27:25.000 Sleeping Johnson is always supposed to be anonymous, blah, blah, blah.

01:27:28.000 After receiving death threats to my family from neo-Nazis, oh, you poor thing.

01:27:32.000 It must suck to have your family put in jeopardy.

01:27:34.000 By three people.

01:27:37.000 I've always tried to throw my life to everyone fairly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:27:40.000 I'm immensely proud of what...

01:27:43.000 Wouldn't it be funny if it said, I was not ignoring her because she's a person of color.

01:27:50.000 I was ignoring her because she's a cunt.

01:27:54.000 That would be hilarious.

01:27:55.000 Her dull, ignorable demeanor demands that I treat her as such.

01:27:59.000 She wrote a big thing on Medium that says, I am leaving Sleeping Giants.

01:28:04.000 Ryan, you're supposed to be looking this up when I say that.

01:28:06.000 Has that note up?

01:28:08.000 I'm leaving Sleeping Giants, but not because I want to.

01:28:11.000 And the jargon she uses against her own company is the same jargon she's been using against all these conservative sites.

01:28:19.000 This is why I always say the left is like radical Islam.

01:28:22.000 They're insatiable.

01:28:24.000 They just start, when there's nothing left to cancel, they start canceling themselves.

01:28:29.000 She's probably going to put out a thing saying that she's a racist.

01:28:33.000 Nearly four years, blah, blah, blah.

01:28:35.000 Notice, by the way, just like that fat bitch at the beginning, it's all me search.

01:28:39.000 Me, me, me, me, me.

01:28:41.000 I began Sleeping Giants.

01:28:42.000 I want to share.

01:28:43.000 I hope other brilliant women of color, she's brilliant, obviously, but other brilliant ones.

01:28:51.000 Scroll down.

01:28:52.000 I guarantee there'll be no substance.

01:28:54.000 Grew from nothing, blah, blah, blah.

01:28:55.000 How it worked, blah, blah, blah.

01:28:57.000 Yeah, thanks.

01:28:59.000 My relationship with Matt was positive.

01:29:01.000 We came together.

01:29:02.000 We came out together and I disappeared.

01:29:05.000 She also, I think, lives in Germany, which somehow makes it more sinister, doesn't it?

01:29:09.000 To be fucking up America from across the pond and living in like Utrecht or fucking Stuttgart.

01:29:16.000 Utrecht isn't in Germany.

01:29:18.000 Without my knowledge, my story was being defined by someone else, a white man who could use his platform to exclude me, diminish me, or disappear me entirely.

01:29:27.000 That's not a word.

01:29:28.000 He never once invited me to join him.

01:29:30.000 I never had any idea he was doing any of these interviews until it was too late.

01:29:34.000 So how do you do interviews then?

01:29:36.000 Yeah, they start off being anonymous, and now she's mad that she doesn't get enough fame.

01:29:42.000 Oh, God.

01:29:43.000 Ugh.

01:29:44.000 It's terrible.

01:29:45.000 And that's what I told you.

01:29:46.000 Didn't I tell you that they're horrible people?

01:29:49.000 They're shitty people.

01:29:50.000 They're gremlins who contribute nothing to the world.

01:29:54.000 What's creepy is that they revolve around white people so much.

01:29:58.000 Yeah, it's just a weird obsession, too.

01:30:00.000 It's like the anal sex thing.

01:30:01.000 It's like daddy issues almost.

01:30:03.000 Yeah, white man.

01:30:04.000 A white man.

01:30:04.000 I hate you.

01:30:08.000 All right, we should probably wrap up.

01:30:10.000 I got a bunch of stuff we can talk about tomorrow.

01:30:13.000 BLM.

01:30:16.000 Oh, but we got to mention this, though.

01:30:18.000 2-4.

01:30:19.000 Fucking 2-4.

01:30:19.000 Some woman, this is a very, you're not going to like my take on this at all.

01:30:22.000 Someone was just killed for saying, all lives matter.

01:30:26.000 It was a big mob, Black Lives Matter.

01:30:28.000 And they're intimidating people walk by.

01:30:30.000 And she said, all lives matter, guys.

01:30:34.000 They shot her in the face.

01:30:35.000 Shot her dead.

01:30:36.000 She has a three-year-old.

01:30:37.000 And she was with her fiancé.

01:30:39.000 I don't know if that's his kid.

01:30:44.000 And this is on some right-wing sites, but you're not going to see this outside of like conservative parlor or something.

01:30:51.000 But here's my take.

01:30:53.000 You know, we're living in chaotic times.

01:30:55.000 Don't engage.

01:30:57.000 Don't say all lives matter to a mad mob.

01:31:00.000 These people are fucking lunatics.

01:31:05.000 Like, look at 2-0.

01:31:13.000 This is, this, look at that.

01:31:16.000 Oh, shit.

01:31:17.000 He climbed to the top.

01:31:19.000 I guess he was going to try to wreck it, and then he slipped.

01:31:23.000 Oh, oh, my God.

01:31:25.000 He's got to be dead, right?

01:31:27.000 I don't know.

01:31:28.000 Unless he landed on his head or neck, I don't think he's dead, but.

01:31:31.000 He's dead.

01:31:32.000 Because he, look, that slows him down.

01:31:34.000 He hits the thing on the way down.

01:31:36.000 Oh, shh.

01:31:37.000 Not very epithet.

01:31:39.000 Never mind.

01:31:39.000 The test light failed.

01:31:41.000 This is their world.

01:31:42.000 This is where we're at.

01:31:43.000 Like, look at 2-2.

01:31:46.000 This was on Metro North, I believe.

01:31:49.000 Same train we take to the burbs.

01:31:54.000 Oh my goink, you monsters.

01:31:58.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:32:00.000 I remember this.

01:32:01.000 Oh, no, that's the normal subway.

01:32:04.000 No volume?

01:32:07.000 And he's doing that prison thing, the sewing machine.

01:32:09.000 Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka.

01:32:11.000 An old man covered in blood?

01:32:23.000 Look at how he's gonna put his hat back on.

01:32:25.000 The hand is fucked.

01:32:26.000 that's fucked oof The MTA guy was very helpful.

01:32:39.000 Not going to chase him?

01:32:42.000 Anyway, so that's the world we're living in right now.

01:32:44.000 America's up burning.

01:32:46.000 So if you're a mom, I mean, unless you're a fucking proud boy or a war vet or you're mixed martial arts and you're armed, like don't talk, get the fuck away from that mob.

01:32:57.000 Don't go out to them and go, all lives matter.

01:32:59.000 Yes, you're correct.

01:33:00.000 All lives matter.

01:33:01.000 And yes, you're right and they're wrong.

01:33:03.000 And they're not about black lives.

01:33:05.000 They're about a whole other Marxist agenda.

01:33:07.000 That's true.

01:33:08.000 That's true.

01:33:10.000 But it's not your turn to be right.

01:33:12.000 It's fucking dangerous, ladies.

01:33:14.000 Have some instincts.

01:33:16.000 Your kid doesn't have a mommy now.

01:33:18.000 Because you just had to get your two cents in.

01:33:26.000 All right, last thing in the news.

01:33:28.000 Have you seen this really weird conspiracy theory?

01:33:31.000 I'm going to say that.

01:33:32.000 I'm going to text Alex Jones' son and say, your dad is like a gym teacher for the American mind.

01:33:38.000 Because I don't know if this is true or not.

01:33:40.000 But I'm glad that there's nuts out there like Alex Jones, at least shining a light on it and getting people asking questions.

01:33:46.000 So Wayfair, this was the company that was in the news last year because they were supplying mattresses to the legal alien things, which I guess you're not supposed to do.

01:33:57.000 You have to make sure they get their mattresses from someone else.

01:34:00.000 What's going on?

01:34:01.000 Yeah, I don't.

01:34:02.000 So now you have to fact check these stories.

01:34:03.000 And the fact checkers say, no, this is false because Wayfair said the cabinets were high priced because they're industrial.

01:34:10.000 Oh, cool.

01:34:11.000 Okay.

01:34:13.000 So an industrial cabinet might go for $1,000.

01:34:17.000 So if somebody before, like a couple weeks ago, were like, Roger Stone's guilty, he's like, actually, that's false because he said he wasn't.

01:34:22.000 Yeah.

01:34:23.000 So I should have explained that.

01:34:24.000 I know I've seen industrial cabinets.

01:34:27.000 They are expensive.

01:34:28.000 They're $1,000.

01:34:30.000 And cheap ones for your home, $200.

01:34:34.000 In neither case, is it $12,000?

01:34:37.000 Or do they have names of missing children?

01:34:39.000 But that's, I don't get, I'm not sure I buy that.

01:34:41.000 Like, not only am I going to kidnap a kid, ship it to you, but I'm also going to be so bold that I use the name of the kid to name the cabinet.

01:34:50.000 Go ahead.

01:34:55.000 Oh, fuck you.

01:34:56.000 Fucking Jack.

01:34:57.000 Twitter.

01:34:58.000 Fucking for me, transgender sports illustrated model.

01:35:00.000 You think that's the main thing I care about?

01:35:01.000 You fucking idiot.

01:35:02.000 So we're going to go to trending here.

01:35:04.000 Wayfair, 176,000 people talking about it.

01:35:06.000 What are they talking about?

01:35:07.000 They're talking about this.

01:35:08.000 Before we go there, here's a history for Wayfair.

01:35:11.000 From last year, they had an issue where employees planned Wednesday walk out after learning they are making beds for migrant detention centers.

01:35:17.000 We know where most of the kids who get trafficked are found.

01:35:20.000 They're found in the detention centers.

01:35:21.000 So that is a red flag right there, a bloody glove, whatever you want to call it.

01:35:24.000 Darian found this.

01:35:26.000 See that cabinet?

01:35:27.000 Keep a note of that.

01:35:28.000 Samaya cabinet.

01:35:29.000 $13,000 for that cabinet.

01:35:31.000 What these people do, I'll tell you in a second.

01:35:33.000 Samaya is a girl that actually went missing not too long ago, just months ago, and in Ohio.

01:35:38.000 What they do is when they're selling these children on these sites, they hide it and they make astronomical prices for cheap goods and they change the names exactly like you're seeing here.

01:35:46.000 Same cabinet.

01:35:48.000 Different name, different price.

01:35:49.000 How's that possible?

01:35:50.000 Yuritza storage cabinet.

01:35:52.000 Yuritsa is also someone, as she dug, 16-year-old girl who went missing on June 10th, 2020.

01:35:58.000 This could be coincidence, but it seems a little odd.

01:36:01.000 Annabelle Wilson went missing May 13th, 2020.

01:36:04.000 She's 14 years old.

01:36:05.000 And we have a cabinet here called Annabelle 5, $10,899 for what appears to be a shitty cabinet.

01:36:12.000 Same cabinet as the first two, Kyla, different name, different price.

01:36:16.000 And when we dig here, Kyla went missing January 25th, 2020 in Ohio, which we assume is the first one.

01:36:21.000 Now, which is an explorer, we did that.

01:36:24.000 It could be a money laundering thing where you buy that cabinet from yourself for $12,000, and now you have a receipt.

01:36:31.000 Yeah.

01:36:31.000 So where'd you get your money from?

01:36:33.000 Oh, I sold a cabinet.

01:36:34.000 They don't ship that to you.

01:36:35.000 Why would the names be there?

01:36:36.000 Maybe these guys made money child trafficking and they're that arrogant?

01:36:41.000 Obviously, no one believes that there's a kid in there, and when it arrives on your door, you unwrap it and a little kid comes out.

01:36:46.000 No.

01:36:46.000 But I'm looking at an industrial, heavy-duty, 52-inch with 15-drawer, deep combination, tool chest, and rolling cabinet, satin matte black.

01:36:57.000 Built by Husky, will last forever, $848.

01:37:03.000 So I know you guys come here for the news, and I don't have an answer.

01:37:07.000 I don't know what the fuck's going on, but I'm glad people are asking questions because I don't trust the authorities anymore.

01:37:13.000 The way that the justice works now with Roger Stone and Proud Boys and all that shit, I don't trust the justice system at all.

01:37:19.000 The only way these mysteries get solved is with guys like Alex Jones and 4chan and you.

01:37:26.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:37:29.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:37:33.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:37:39.000 Let me touch it.

01:37:43.000 Okay.

01:37:45.000 Is this from Austin.

01:37:48.000 My dad almost got fired.

01:37:49.000 Hi, Gavin, and president of the fag zone.

01:37:52.000 That's nice.

01:37:54.000 My dad was telling me the other day about how he had to defend himself from an anonymous hate crime.

01:37:57.000 He explained he was on Facebook and was having a discussion on some of the BLM movements.

01:38:03.000 I always think of bowel movements when people write that.

01:38:06.000 And ridiculous new executive orders here in Ohio on mask wearing when some random started commenting on how he was racist and how he was going to beat his ass.

01:38:14.000 With my dad working at a huge steel distributor, he was called by HR and asked about a story of when he was working and yelled at a group passing by him racist names and gestures.

01:38:25.000 Can you guys learn English, please?

01:38:27.000 Like, I shouldn't have to translate your emails from English to English.

01:38:30.000 With my dad working at a huge steel distributor, he was called by HR and asked about a story of when he was working and yelled at a group passing by him racist names and gestures.

01:38:47.000 What?

01:38:49.000 When asked about it, my dad said, how did this person know my name?

01:38:52.000 And they said it was on his uniform.

01:38:54.000 Crazy thing is he doesn't wear a uniform with a name tag.

01:38:57.000 So in deeper investigation, they found that it was a hoax and squashed the problem and moved on.

01:39:01.000 But in discussions with him and realizing how real this could be, he took his job info off Facebook and is doing it over on Parlor.

01:39:08.000 Thanks for the entertainment.

01:39:09.000 Great addition to the website.

01:39:10.000 Thank you, Austin.

01:39:11.000 Good luck with your English lessons.

01:39:14.000 And you didn't give us any information there, by the way.

01:39:17.000 We don't know how they found it.

01:39:18.000 It was your dad.

01:39:18.000 We don't even really know what yelled at a group passing by him racist names and gestures means.

01:39:24.000 Good afternoon, guys.

01:39:27.000 That made me hot under the collar.

01:39:31.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan.

01:39:32.000 Hot under the necklace.

01:39:34.000 This video has me laughing my ass off.

01:39:36.000 It's one of those Boston Dynamics robots, but they trained it out to shoot.

01:39:39.000 This is scary and hilarious.

01:39:43.000 It's better not be fake.

01:39:47.000 No, this is fake, because it's Bostown Dynamics.

01:39:51.000 You can always tell a fake video to with the extra camera shake?

01:39:54.000 That's like an After Effects program?

01:39:57.000 So that's DBI, of course.

01:39:59.000 *gunshot*

01:40:21.000 Okay, that's not that funny.

01:40:23.000 We've already seen that joke.

01:40:24.000 Hey, Gavin Rydu, my favorite homosex.

01:40:28.000 You're 50% right.

01:40:29.000 There's only one homosexual in this show.

01:40:32.000 I would just like to say that Ryan is one of the best things that has ever happened in the show.

01:40:36.000 All your old videos are great, but when I listen to him, I keep thinking Ryan's going to chime in and the two of you will exchange woody banter, but then he doesn't.

01:40:43.000 And then I'm sad.

01:40:44.000 Plus, we don't have any of his amazing video drops.

01:40:46.000 Please interject Isa Fat here.

01:40:49.000 I know you have discussed this before, but in the intro, it deaf sounds like McGinnis, not McInnes.

01:40:55.000 You should redo it.

01:40:58.000 And my suggestion is live from New York.

01:41:00.000 It's Gavin and Ryan.

01:41:01.000 He's still the best, Gavin.

01:41:02.000 I still want to make love to you like a pool boy.

01:41:05.000 Love Jennifer Tennis.

01:41:06.000 Ladies, please send nudes if you're sending letters, or at least a pick of you.

01:41:13.000 I worked with that guy who said that.

01:41:15.000 He does voiceovers for a living.

01:41:16.000 And I had him do it about five times and said, no, you keep saying, say.

01:41:22.000 And I was happy with that one.

01:41:23.000 But maybe I shouldn't have been.

01:41:25.000 That was like the best of the.

01:41:26.000 Yeah.

01:41:27.000 Live from New York.

01:41:30.000 It's Saturday night.

01:41:32.000 When Andrew W.K. was on SNL, we went with him.

01:41:36.000 And the guy goes something like, I can't remember how they announced musicians, but he announced it as, and coming up next, Andrew KW.

01:41:49.000 No way.

01:41:51.000 That's funny.

01:41:52.000 How did you?

01:41:52.000 Oh, that was with the rock.

01:41:54.000 Was it?

01:41:55.000 Yeah.

01:41:56.000 Pretty cool.

01:42:00.000 It's so boring seeing SNL Live.

01:42:02.000 Really?

01:42:02.000 You can't get up to piss.

01:42:04.000 That's stinking.

01:42:05.000 You can't drink.

01:42:06.000 Hey, Gavin, my wife and I just welcomed our first child into the world.

01:42:08.000 But a month ago, the day he was born, there was a BLM protest outside the hospital after a black psych patient was shot by security.

01:42:16.000 So we're well aware of the weird world that our son is coming into.

01:42:19.000 My concern is how to educate him on the realities of the world without hindering him in a world controlled by the woke mob.

01:42:26.000 Do we just teach him to keep quiet or otherwise be socially ostracized?

01:42:29.000 We've looked into Catholic school, but it's just so expensive.

01:42:32.000 I'd also consider getting together a local group of parents and doing homeschooling.

01:42:35.000 Each parent can take a day and the curriculum could be normal and traditional.

01:42:39.000 Yeah, don't ask me questions like that.

01:42:42.000 What am I going to control your children's lives now?

01:42:44.000 I'm not an authority on that, but I think homeschooling is healthy.

01:42:47.000 There's cheaper Catholic schools and you just got to keep fighting.

01:42:52.000 Like, it's especially bad with teenagers.

01:42:55.000 I can feel I'm losing my daughter.

01:42:56.000 Not like she doesn't like me, but I think she's believing that racism is a thing.

01:43:01.000 She told me now, like, all the popular kids in her class are racist in her school.

01:43:06.000 And I was like, no, they're not.

01:43:08.000 She wasn't saying that like it's a good thing.

01:43:10.000 She was saying, fuck them.

01:43:11.000 They're racist.

01:43:12.000 It's like, no, honey, I don't know them, but I'd lay money they're not.

01:43:17.000 Like, show me evidence.

01:43:19.000 They made an inappropriate joke.

01:43:23.000 So that's concern.

01:43:24.000 I don't think it's really an issue with younger kids, especially boys.

01:43:28.000 But yeah, when your girl starts being a teen, you got to keep fighting it.

01:43:31.000 And of course, homeschooling, I think, is a great way to do it.

01:43:34.000 You don't want your kids to be ostracized, but you don't want them to live a life where they're not themselves.

01:43:39.000 You know?

01:43:40.000 Like, I live in a very liberal community, pussy hats everywhere.

01:43:43.000 I've got my MAGA dads.

01:43:44.000 I've got my groups.

01:43:46.000 And I even know times in certain bars where I know I'll look at the bar and they'll be majority MAGA.

01:43:53.000 And so you find your little thing.

01:43:55.000 So if he's a MAGA kid in a liberal area, he doesn't have to wear the Trump hat Every day, but eventually, if he's himself, he'll find his little group.

01:44:03.000 That's way better than not being yourself.

01:44:05.000 You know, the key to happiness is to surround yourself with people you can be your most yourself with.

01:44:12.000 The more you are you, the happier you are.

01:44:15.000 So don't torture your kid by telling him to keep his mouth shut.

01:44:19.000 As we know at the end of every episode.

01:44:21.000 But we've come to the end of the show.

01:44:26.000 Long show.

01:44:26.000 Mondays always are.

01:44:27.000 But I want to show you a video of Will Smith.

01:44:32.000 I don't know if you know this.

01:44:33.000 This is really weird.

01:44:34.000 About a month ago, I saw Will Smith say, my biggest mistake in my life was letting my marriage fall apart.

01:44:40.000 I guess his first marriage deteriorated very quickly.

01:44:43.000 And I thought, oh, that's kind of cool.

01:44:44.000 You don't often hear black men say, my biggest mistake was losing my first wife.

01:44:49.000 I like to hear that.

01:44:51.000 I'm a pro-dad guy.

01:44:52.000 I love family.

01:44:53.000 And then about a week later, this big project came out called Fatherhood.

01:44:58.000 And I thought, oh, you were doing laying the groundwork for your fatherhood project.

01:45:02.000 And then a month later, it comes out that his wife's been boning this rapper guy who's like 20 years younger than him.

01:45:10.000 So he's been totally humiliated.

01:45:13.000 And that's the problem with being that famous.

01:45:15.000 When you get cucked, the whole world knows.

01:45:19.000 And here is some footage of Will explaining the scenario to his uncle Phil.

01:45:25.000 You ain't got to do nothing, no Phil, you know?

01:45:27.000 Hey, this ain't five years ago, you know.

01:45:29.000 Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting up every night asking my wife, when's August coming over, you know?

01:45:34.000 Who needs him, right?

01:45:35.000 I had a couple trash movies, right?

01:45:36.000 Wild, Wild West, that was garbage, right?

01:45:38.000 iRobot, that was a sub-part movie.

01:45:40.000 Okay, 7 Pounds was born, right?

01:45:42.000 Right?

01:45:42.000 But I did Bad Boys 1, Bad Boys 2, I Am Legend.

01:45:45.000 Hey, August is 14.

01:45:47.000 When I did Pursuit of Happiness, he's 21 years younger than her.

01:45:50.000 To hell with them!

01:45:54.000 So good.

01:45:57.000 I ain't need her then and I don't need her now.

01:46:00.000 Now, you know what, Uncle Phil?

01:46:01.000 I'm gonna do Bad Boys 4 without her.

01:46:03.000 I'm gonna do I Am Legendary without her.

01:46:05.000 I'm gonna do a C D. I'm gonna do a whole bunch of songs.

01:46:08.000 It'll be the best CD there ever was.

01:46:10.000 And I sure as hell don't need it for that, because all she's going to do is throw Tupac in my face in front of my kids.

01:46:15.000 *laughs*

01:46:23.000 How come she don't want me, man?

01:46:29.000 That's amazing.

01:46:32.000 That might be the greatest thing that's ever been.

01:46:36.000 Wait, what is the last thing you said?

01:46:37.000 There's Mount Rushmore.

01:46:41.000 August never wore hats, nigga.

01:46:43.000 August was right?

01:46:45.000 August never wore hats, nigga.

01:46:50.000 Oh, man.

01:46:51.000 That's fucking great.

01:46:58.000 Oh, I'm crying.

01:46:59.000 August never wore hats.

01:47:02.000 Get fired.

01:47:02.000 Get in trouble.

01:47:03.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 13, 2020

S02E186 - FIGHT NIGHT [2020-07-13 - S02E186 - FIGHT NIGHT]

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